Sleeping With Her Sister in Law

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's up? Hi? My name is Petekins.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm calling from cable and I'm responding to a few
emails that we've gotten.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Is this Jordan? Yeah, what's up? Chicken butt? Sorry about that?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Just joking around here, Okay, yeah, I just had some
eggs for breakfast, so.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's great thinking about I'm chickens, got chickens on the brain.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm glad you had eggs for rerecords. Okay, Well,
it's been over several times to fix our Wi Fi
and it's still not working. So I need to know
what's going.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
On, you know what?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You know how they say locally sourced and things like
that when you get eggs from a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
A lot of times are you.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Calling from the cable company. I'm not sure what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh yeah I am, and yeah, sorry about that. I
just got chickens on the brain. I just had some
delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, okay, so here you're having
a problem with your WIFEI real quick. I just wanted
to ask you. You know how they say locally sourced
eggs and stuff like that. Sure, do you know how
that happens that they just have chickens? Like, is it
just a house down the street that has chickens?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't know. Listen, I'm really sorry, but I don't
really care about eggs right now. I don't really want
my wife I fixed. So can we get to the point.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I
wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs or are
the humans warm and the eggs?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Please? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, so you're having some issues with your wee fee, yes, okay,
so tell me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You guys are just.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Kept coming over and trying to fix it, and we
keep getting pissed off the internet. And if I get on,
it's just moving so flow. I can't watch any videos,
I can't work, I can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Gobbles gone on for too long. Gobble gobble, excuse me? Oh,
I'm sorry that was out loud. That wasn't a chicken sound.
That's a turkey's gobble right in chicken's clock.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Can I I'm sorry? Can I speak to someone else
about what your manager around?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
You want to speak to a manager about the chickens stuff,
the chicken questions.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, the wi fi?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just
get so focused on one fact and I just can't
let go. So can you do me a favor if
you could google an answer for me, then I could
get to move it on to your question.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I can't google anything. I told you.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Our wife doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one
more time.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I just had breakfast, some delicious eggs, and I just
can't stop thinking.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Can you just let me speak to someone else. I
can't do this anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Can you give me one more chance?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, So what was the problem? So have you tried
restarting your PCCK router forgot? How is that as it?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know what's going on over there if you're
well mentally. But yes, we've restarted the router four hundred times.
That's what they ask us every time to do, and
it doesn't work. I need to speak with someone who knows.
Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm not meaning to be rude. I'm still sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't know if I described this to you, but
I had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop
thinking about them.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, enough, you were literally the worst customer service person
I have ever encountered. You won't answer a question that
I asked. You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but you
know what, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Cancel my service?
So you know what?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know what for?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
You cancel my clucking service? Idiot?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.
Is there a way that I can ask you to
not talk to my manager and maybe we can I
can help you with your issue here with the WiFi.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, put me on the phone with your manager, right?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
How about I just tell you that your boyfriend Darren
say yep for a phone prank?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Probably easier.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Wait what Yeah, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Darren
set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, he didn't, it's a joke. I said. You guys just.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Moved in together and you're having trouble with the Wi Fi,
so you wanted me to just frustrate you a little
bit more.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh my god, I wouldn't believe I was talking to someone.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Stupid wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks,

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