Nikki Glaser doesn’t shy away from any topic of conversation on The Nikki Glaser Podcast. She and her co-hosts Noah and Andrew rip apart the headlines, from questionable Botox to Tiger Woods’ car accident; Nikki complains that Andrew can’t do the simplest thing to improve his life (“It’s like you don’t have any empathy for your future self!”); and they talk about dealing with the mean voice in your head. Plus, a kombucha revelation, Nikki’s sexual awakening on a roller coaster, and why are her spray tan photos giving her Instagram followers “bi-vibes?” “I guess it’s kind of a sexy picture. I’m laying down with my legs in stirrups, like at the gyno,” she muses. “I am feeling a little bi-curious out here, I gotta be honest with you!”
Andrew fell asleep with the lights on recently, and Nikki lambasts him for not doing even the smallest thing to make his life better. He admits that he once ordered a burrito in Costa Rica and the meat inside was still frozen. But he “didn’t want to be a burden to the people who had brought me to Costa Rica,” so instead he just ate the burrito and got incredibly sick. Nikki can’t understand it; she would rather wait an hour, starving, for something she truly wants to eat, “instead of me being angry, eating a salad that’s dry.” Andrew promises to work on it. “I just want you and everybody else to take care of yourself,” Nikki implores. “Treat yourself well, listen to your needs and honor them.”
Then it’s time for the news: A phony Botox doctor was caught drinking Four Loko during consultations (“People are still drinking Four Loko? I thought that was banned,” Nikki says); someone was thrown from a roller coaster in Gatlinburg (Andrew says it’s “made out of cabbage….I think they just let a tree fall and put a track over it,” but Nikki loves “those old wooden beasts;” she even had her sexual awakening on one); and a woman saved her date’s dog when it fell in a river while he looked on and made useless suggestions (“She gets the dog now, right?” Nikki asks). Then Andrew talks about eating way too much pizza and being really hard on himself. Nikki totally understands: “The voice in my head is truly one of the cruelest voices.” She shares some tips about how she learned to be kinder to herself. Plus, why hot plastic surgeons are more trustworthy, the time a bodega kombucha taught Nikki how to let go, her “tests” for a significant other, and so much more; hear the entire hilarious episode on The Nikki Glaser Podcast.
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