These Hollywood Stars Definitely Didn't Bite Beyoncé's Face

In the name of journalism, The Huffington Post is attempting to figure out who bit Beyoncé's face. The story went viral after Tiffany Haddish recounted it to GQ - without naming names - and now the internet is demanding answers. One by one The Huffington Post is eliminating suspects by reaching out to their publicists and asking them to either confirm or deny if it was their client.  Jennifer Aniston, Frances McDormand and Julie Andrews are just some who have gone on the record to deny it was them. 

So far a number of A List celebrities have responded to Huffington Post's request for comment, including Amy Adams and Shirley McClaine. While their pursuit is hilarious enough on its own, the responses from the actresses' representation will seriously make you laugh out loud. They're just as confused as we are as to why somebody would literally bite Beyoncé on the face. 

The two journalists have reached out to 40 actresses, actors and musicians total in their quest for the truth. Jennifer Anniston's publicist responded hilariously, according to The Huffington Post:

“What? I have no idea what this means,” said a spokesperson. After some explanation, the spokesperson replied, “Why in the world would you think Jennifer Aniston would do such a thing? It’s absurd.”

Julie Andrew's spokesperson gave a swift “Have no idea what you are talking about,” when asked to comment. Kathy Bates spox also gave a swift response by stating "I have no clue." My personal favorite comes from a spokesperson for actress Shirley McClaine: 

No, Shirley did not bite anything. She’s 83 years old, for God’s sake,” a spokesperson said over the phone.  

Another gem came from Amy Adam's publicist:

Hahaha, NO. So funny that you would ask if Amy Adams did this?” said a spokesperson for Adams.

Queen Latifah simply responded that she had "No comment." The internet, of course, is absolutely loving this, too. 

Others are wondering why some people have not returned the request for comment yet. 

Whether they get to the bottom of this or not remains to be seen. We'll just have to keep our eyes peeled for more comments.