Pickup Lines Santa Might Use if he Was Looking for a New Mrs. Claus

If Santa was on the prowl for a new Mrs. Claus, he may use these pickup lines...

• I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
• That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
• I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk!
• Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
• I've got something special in the sack for you!
• How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
• Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole?”
• I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
• Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
• How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
• Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
• Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
• I've got you on my "nice and naughty” list!
• Hey cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
• I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
• He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
• Nice wrapping, but I need to inspect it.
• You are what I want for Christmas.
• I can get you off the Naughty List.
• You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
• Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
• Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
• I know it’s not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
• I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
• Some of my best toys run on batteries...
• Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
• If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
• I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
• What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
• Do you like the song "Jingle Bells?” Because you look like you go all the way!
• Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?

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