Jason Derulo’s Monster Bulge Has Been Deleted By Instagram

After setting the internet ablaze a couple of weeks ago with the world’s only acceptable dick pick, Jason Derulo’s package was mysteriously removed, and we were left scratching our heads as to why.

Turns out the singer had been handed a violation notice as the post went against Instagram’s community guidelines for nudity and sexual activity. That didn’t go down too well with Jason, who took to his Instagram to hit back at the social media giant, writing “F*k u mean? I have underwear on… I can’t help my size”, alongside a screenshot of the notice.

Attached to the notice was a copy of the original picture, which still hasn’t been taken down.

What’s extra strange about the post is that many copies shared around Instagram remain up, including one side-by-side Derulo himself did with a parody.

Speaking to some paps from TMZ, Derulo said he wasn’t expecting the pic to go as viral as it did; “It was crazy, man. I honestly didn’t feel like that was going to be my most liked picture, when I woke up this morning. I posted the mother-f**ker very early.”

Instagram’s Community Guidelines state “We know that there are times when people might want to share nude images that are artistic or creative in nature, but for a variety of reasons, we don’t allow nudity on Instagram…Nudity in photos of paintings and sculptures is OK, too”, and honestly we feel like Jason should get an exception for being an absolute human sculpture.