This New Slanted Toilet Could Shorten Your Bathroom Breaks At Work!
By @AndrewHoody
December 19, 2019
I think we can ALL agree that we take a little bit longer at the work bathrooms to avoid going back to work and now that could all change thanks to a new type of toilet!
A company in the U.K. called "StandardToilet" has a new type of toilet with a seat that slants forward which would prevent users from taking longer-than-necessary bathroom breaks. It's on a 13-degree slope which puts more of your weight on your legs and forces you to have to get up from leg pain.
It's supposed to mimic what you do during a squat thrust. So if you're out of shape, you might find yourself in trouble. They also claim it's good for your posture and puts you in a better position to do your business, but I think we ALL know our bodies better than anybody else.
They cost between $200 and $650 depending on features and they might be selling a model with an even steeper slope so you might want to appreciate your bathroom breaks now before you start working out when going to the bathroom!
Check out what the toilet looks like below!
BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity. pic.twitter.com/lfDbeXJdCX
— Dave Vescio (@DaveVescio) December 17, 2019