May 24, 2024 • 39 mins
In response to the All NBA Teams, Producer Lee lists his All Liquor Store Teams. Dak Prescott might be lying about his motivations and a weekend of racing on “You In or Out?”
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talking about last night's game in the NBA Playoffs.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
You sure Celtics win. They're up two to zero.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You've got the Indiana Pacers who could be dealing with
an injury to Tyrese Haliburton. He left the game with
a hamstring issue did not return. So it feels like
the Celtics have another advantage from the injury front against
the team on the Eastern Conference side of things.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I mean, isn't that the injury.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, well, I mean there was also you know, the
previous opponent, Donovan Mitchell injured, Jimmy Butler injured. Like they've
just sort of, you know, run into I don't know
if luck is the right term, but you know, unfortunate
timing for others benefiting the Celtics. Christap Porzingis still hasn't
returned on their side of things, but he's the potential
(01:58):
is he could return for Game four, and who knows,
maybe if they're up three to zero at that point,
maybe they don't bring him back and just try and
give them even more rest. But you know, that was
one of the discussions. The other discussion when it comes
to the NBA, is this All NBA team that came
out first, second, and third, and so we'll give you
(02:20):
the names just to do our due diligence here, to
be professional, and then we're gonna take this and we're
gonna steer it squarely into a ditch. So congratulations to Joker, Shay, Gilgess,
Alexander Luca, Jannis, Jason Tatum. Those are your first teamers,
Jalen Brunson, Anthony Davis, Kevin Durant, Anthony Edwards, Kawhi Leonard.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's all deserved team, all deserving.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Devin Bookers, Steph Curry, Tyrese Haliburton. As we mentioned, Lebron
James Demonte Sabona's third team All NBA. Congratulations. You should
celebrate that. That is an incredible honor for anybody and
something you can look back on later on in life
and be like, Damn, I really was pretty fantastic of
what I did professionally.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It's pretty cool to be able to say that.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
So we decided instead of sitting here and arguing about
who should have been first, that was second, who should
have been a second that was third? Who didn't deserve
it at all? Who got screwed? Who got snubbed? And
having a bunch of fake conversations and fake arguments like
we actually give a rip about that. We decided, why
(03:28):
don't we go ahead and put a little spin on
things as we present to you. Yeah, Lee, delapse all
liquor store team.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh wow, so Lee, let's Lee.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You have broken this down by position, go ahead and
take it away in however way you see fit.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Oh yeah, I've broken them down pretty deep here. I
got to send it to you guys. But I've gotten positions,
I've got teams, I've got any of your thing need.
We're gonna start with the point guards. They set the pace.
You gotta speed it up, slow down your day. That's
where you get your nicotine products. You start with your
marble reds. That's what your first products.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh I gotcha, I gotcha.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
That's it where you got your You won't give you
the position, So you got your shooting guards. That's your alternate.
That's where you know the ladies. That's what you got
yourr your things that aren't quite necessarily liquor or beer.
It's your alternate, uh device that you're gonna get there,
they're gonna get some. They're gonna get the job done
for you. You got your centers. That's your beer, your
heavy boys. They gotta keep the keep the center, gotta
keep the paint locked and loaded. You gotta have them there,
(04:39):
can't have can't not have a big guy. You have
your power forwards. That's your liquor, your liquor products. Small
forwards is your variety. Also, I'll show you what that
is when we get there. So nicotine first team, Marble Reds, solid,
go too, been there, just depend dependable.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What that's it?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Know?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We got second solid, dependable.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Solid and dependable. They're always there for you. They set
the pace, Caul.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We get some stats like how many do you smoke
a week? How many smoking a night?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
You know for me, I'm not I'm not a heavy smoker,
you know. But the point guard you got to have him.
I'm more of a downlow guy. But when I do
the Marble Reds, you know, just a little bit. Uh,
if you got a lady outside who wants to go
grab a smoke, that's always solid. It's good to have
a cigarette. You know, people are gonna want to bum
your cigarettes. I bummed the other day asked me for
a cigarette. I was bummed they didn't have one for him.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sharon smokes with a bum It was Lee doing. He's
not on the on the clock puff gi leet.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Sharon smokes with a homeless guy.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Now in your second team point guards, you have your uh,
your nicotine pouches or your dips, but it's Zen oral
nicotine pouches.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Come up.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
He's a young young and up and comer. He's the
new hip guy. Everybody loves them. The Zen oral nicotine pouches.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Now, difference between UH is effectives on the court, so
to speak, between the Zen oral nicotine pouch and the
Marlboro Red is what.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Well Marlboro reds just he's uh, he saw he's This
is more of a favorite vote, you know, the veteran vote.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
He's been.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
He's a veteran vote. A lot of people think Zen
should be first team very good, but a lot of
people think Grizzly Dippers got snubbed in that in that category.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But thirteen sins help your neural plasticity exactly. They help, Yeah,
your neural plasticity.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah yeah up.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
And you young guns man.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So great basketball, IQ, but not quite to the level
athletically of a Marlboro Red that is the court.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yeah. And then and then your third team is sneaking
in there. Backwoods backwood, backwoods third team.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I mean you smoke them.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I do smoke backwoods.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I do like smoke them, like take it out of
the bag and smoke it.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I do.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
That's a good that he's on your golf team day.
He's on your Sunday or your day at the golf
on the course, You're day for people. It is, it is,
and that's why he's solid in the third team. He should,
you know, guy, he is a utility guy.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I mean, he's had a hell of a year.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So I mean, I can't I can't disagree with uh
with Lee's votes.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Here.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
By the way, you are listening in honor of the
All NBA teams that were announced. Lee's All Liquor Store
team position by position, UH, As you head into the weekend, Lee,
what's next, We got your shooting guards.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
This is your alternate, not your liquor, not your beer.
This is your alternates that you might bring. You know,
just in case you know somebody at the party doesn't
partake in what you're partaking. Those are gonna be your
first team total pack Seltzer. Not for me, but everybody
loves a good Seltzer. It's nice, refreshing, gets the job done.
You're not gonna upset people. People might yell at you,
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but uh, it's gonna get trump.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I mean, I got a buddy who's it's debatable whether
or not he's a full blown alcoholic.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Like he likes to golf.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
So his nickname is Rephil Michelson. And he goes twelve
pack of the Blue White Claws, which are the eight percenters.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yes, so he's getting disgusting.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, he loves them.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
That's hard.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Not much of a Seltzer guy. You guys like Seltzer's
are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Not really my thing?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No, Now a shooting guard who's really going to get
the job done for you. That's your four loco. I
recommend gold Ford Loco. It's it's the only one that's
really I could really finish the rest. You're lucky if
you get halfway through before you want to get rid
of it. And then uh, Lorena from the top rope. Uh,
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she pushed this over the edge. Kombucha thirteen Okay, yeah,
people love the kombucha. It's again a young up and comer.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, I've never had it. What does it do?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's like a probiotic, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
It's like fermented. Yeah, and they range from like six
to eight.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
But it's not that much alcohol.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
No, they're very light. You have to drink more so
a year got it the third.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Team, or you'd have to drink like a thousand gallons
of it.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Third teams you can find you can find a hard kombuch,
like some good kombucha that'll get it, get the job done.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I feel like that's like kind of like a noxi moron.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Isn't it supposed to be healthy for you?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Some would say, this is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Why are you drinking cliquor with it?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I felt really bad. I knew somebody who was a
caretaker and the person always asked them to grab them
a kombucha from the store, and she and they would
do so. And I accidentally was like, oh, really, you're
allowed to do that. And because the person didn't know
that they had alcohol in it, so I felt bad.
I kind of outed the the person.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
So the caretaker was given their patient hard cambucha.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, which is fine, crazy, that's okay, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Even kombucha though still has alcohol content in it because
it's been fermented.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
They're taking care of somebody because they need their assistance,
and you give them booze what you can't booze up.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Probably not, that's why they need assistance.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What hey? You know what?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Though? Quality enough to make the third team on your
shooting guard.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
List, That is right. We'll move on to center. The
big boys, the heavy boys in the center. First team
always forty ounce brown bag of your choice, because it's
a brown bag. You pick whatever you want. You go,
Molt liquor, you go, well, we know that. Sometimes I
do the Miller Life Miller Like because it's a three
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dollars sixty two cents and if you're trying to get
everything under ten dollars, you do that. But your your
your top forty ouncers. Well, I used to do Mickeys
definitely high school. Well excuse me, early days was Mickey's.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
What about old Oh yeah, oh E's go to old E,
not o E? I say ohe old Johnson. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
If you don't say old E, don't say it at all.
Maybe I just say oh e oh E. That's weird.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Your other one is your three pack of tallies.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Second team, so solid, those go for what like around
six nine.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
For your bud lights, and then it goes up from there, so.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Which is great, Like if you want to get a
six pack, it's so easy to grab, you know what,
it's all bubble and also you know fun fact about
those like the I know the bud lights are twenty
five ouncers, not twenty four's right, so you get an
extra ounce per per camp yep, you know what you're doing, solid,
solid for the three packet tall.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
And that's why the six pack gets snubbed. I sometimes
like the six pack of sixteen ouncers.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
This is crazy.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
That's actually what am I going to.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Like, like like comprehending the this is crazy?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Would you rather do talk about who got snubbed? This
is amazing?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
This is amazing almost this is amazing.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Go ahead, finishing out third team of your your centers.
The screw top he kind of squeaked in there. He's
a small guy, but you know, if you're on the run,
there's your slim centers out there. He's a that's your
screw top undersize center, you know, size center like at
Dave Cowen's you know, six ' nine, but really effective
in the low post. Yeah again, good little brisk Sunday
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or on the golf course, you need a screw top,
especially if you're walking not carton.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
By the way, you are listening to lead the Lapse
All Liquor Store team as we celebrate the All NBA
team and instead of wasting our times discussing who got snubbed,
Lee's breaking down position by position the top first, second,
and third teams in a liquor store. He started with
the point guards, he went to shooting guards. Now he
went to center. Next up is your power forward, power forwards.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I think the best position on the court is your liquor.
Now there's gonna be maybe some controversy on first, second,
and third team here, but I think first team for
this is maybe a personal decision. Is the shot in
the mixer, the airplane shot and a little mixer, whether
you know you get your fresca, your seltz your your
(13:17):
non alcoholic seltzer, you get some other so whatever you want,
you know, that's what because that's what brings the liquor
store all together. Right, You got to go by the
non alcoholic section. What do you feel in today? You
feel in a soda? You feel in what have you
with your mixer and your shot. You get to get
that on the goat. Yeah, there you go. I love
the grapefruit Fresco. It's actually one of my go tos.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
See, there you go, you get it.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah. Now a lot of people thought second teams here
should have been first. This is your half pint, not
your full pint, just your half pint you're getting. Get
a full pint you go to, you go to your
your full grocery store, you get, but you get the
half the half pint at the liquor store.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
And what's your uh, which half pint is your preference?
Lea for continue? Well, it's tequila? What can I used
to be an Ornito's guy?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Do? Uh? Uh?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
What is it Carmenia now or what is it? I
don't like castam Egos?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
What so?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
What's the difference in price between the brand that you
buy and like the the better brand?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Oh? A good amount. I usually go, I go bottom shelf.
I'm going with your eight ninety nine Ornitos or Carmenat Okay,
why am I not knowing the name?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
By the way, Lee's Tequila is basically VCR cleaner with
a Mexican flag on it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
No, it's hand sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Right, it is they making hand sanitizer value during COVID
like tequila factory.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Please getting a pipe and a half of parrel and
putting it in a Rocks glass at home.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
And this kind of bleeds into your third team is
what I recommend to people who want to treat themselves
on a on a Sunday, but they don't want to
make it all the way to store to get all
the ingredients is you're licker store, Bloody Mary.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
What would that entail?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Any kind of vodka you want mixed with? Uh, you
might want to go high end on this because you're
going to mix it with some Colmato. I prefer the Pecante,
which is I think the spicier version of the of
the Clemato. And that's your that's your liquor store, Bloody Mary. Yeah,
real fancy, Yeah, real fancy. On a Sunday, you just
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want to walk over and get get what you need
for the morning, watch your early morning Sunday games. You
ready for some NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
So you've got you got one more position to go.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
This is your small forward and you got snubs as
well too, Yes, I do see some snubs, yeah, okay,
and the variety small forward position you get to get
your Scratchers.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Oh, first team all the time.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
So yeah, first team all the time, all the time.
I mean everyone thought Powerball and Mega Millions would get
in there, but they got snubbed. But it's your Scratchers
first team, second team.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You know.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
This is where I usually pick these up when you
need to pick them up. Is your uh, you've variety
pack of Trojans?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Okay, what is a variety?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Good to hear your practicing safe sex, buddy, Yeah, what
is a variety?
Speaker 6 (16:13):
I'm actually uh just getting back into the game here
on figuring out what the different brands are. But uh,
variety pack.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
There's like a missed there's a mystery one in there
that you can make balloon animal. Yeah, you make balloon
animals or floating a pool on all right? So, and
then a third team that made a light late season surge.
Here is your horse pink.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Powder Horsepower, Horse pink Power.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Okay, yeah, see you know what I.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Thought it was pink horse Power.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Hey, Cameron, does Cameron know that his appearance on CNN
got him third team on Lee's All Liquor Store Team.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah, damn, good job, Cameron. So so I'm going to
recap this for you. We got first team Marble Reds.
You get your Marble Reds mixed with your airplane shot
in your mixer. You also get your forty ounce bag,
a four loco, and some scratchers. You're gonna have a
solid day any day.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
You get those.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
You could do anything you want in the day, and
you're not gonna go overboard. You're not gonna ruin your day.
Second Team All Team is your your nicked team pouches
with your half pint of tequila, your three pack of Talley's,
twelve pack of Celtiers for whoever wants to join in,
and your Trojans because you might have some bad decisions
ahead and you need to be safe. It's your heavy
duty team. Third Team All Team is your Sunday relaxing
(17:31):
golf day. You got your Backwoods, your liquor store bloody,
your screw top for on the go, you kombucha to
keep it light and fresh, and your Cameron's Horse pink powder.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
And that's your there's got to be a six man.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Well, there's some snubs. You got your Grizzly Dippers, your
Arizona iced tea, which is you.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Know, hold on, hold on, yeah, six to six man
has to be snacks.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Yeah, yeah, I got snacks on here. We got lighters,
gum lighters, gum.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
U full pint.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
You know I told.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Explained potato chips.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Oh yes, gotta get your munchies.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Right, the munchies. Yeah, Like, what's first team on Monchi's list?
Speaker 6 (18:17):
What's first team munchies for me? It's the doritos severity
severity for.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Me, some type of dorito which is regional.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
And yeah, yeah, Lee's snubs list, it's Grizzly Dippers, Arizona
iced tea, a twelve pack of beer, a six pack
of sixteen ouncers, a full pint, Powerball, Mega millions tickets,
a lighter and gum, all snuffles, all liquor store team.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
This is Can we post this list?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Can we please post this? Yeah? Yeah, sure, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
We need to get We need to get imaging for
Lee though, like a picture of lead next to this,
kind of like they have pictures of us.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
That's what we need for Lee.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
With the mullet.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh my god, I swear to god, I have not
had eighty five percent.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
I've never had a four local of my life.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Gold version go gold. By the way, takes like a
red bull.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Can you argue with Steel Reserve?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
He was he was in the he was in the running. Okay,
a lot of people I consider him a snub, But
a lot of people, you know, not fans of the
Steel Reserve a lighter.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
And gum so so blunts and white owls don't compare
the Backwoods. Why why Backwoods over like cigarrillos or that's a.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Good call, you know, that's for you know, I agree
with you, LeVar, whatever wrap of your choice. Backwoods is
always solid.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
There's a white owl, yeah, you know, but.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I actually like, I actually like, you know, Backwoods.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
As is so about black and mouths.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Black and mouths are solid.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, flavor.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Swishers, swishers, what was what was the hardest decision you
had to make? Like somebody that was a third teamer
that you could have argued could have been a snub
or gone to the snub list and a snub that
could have been a third teamer? Was there something on
there that you that we really like kind of got
you all torn up inside?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Like, man, I don't know if this is the right move,
but I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
With I mean, I'll be honest with you. Backwards for
me is it is a first teamer. I'm not a
big cigarette sky or or pouch guy or dip. But
that's just the way it is. That's the way it
is all across the board for everybody out there, is
you know this for everybody.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah, but the voter.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
For me, I would have gone backwards first team, but
your comedians, your committee got.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Together and Marlboro Reds, you know, took precedent over over back.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you there's no bias here in this. Okay,
this is that what it is. Yeah, no bias whatsoever.
I'm like what you'll get in the All NBA vote,
you know. So there it is. I've never heard anything
like that in my life.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well done because it was well done. It was well done.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I didn't know how it was going to feel emotionally
as we were going into it, but I mean, coming
out of it, I feel pretty positive about it.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
That is unbelievable. Oh, crying, just really amazing. So there
it is.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Uh, I'm going to do the first ever edition of
Lee's All Liquor Store Team first, second, third team, position
by position and a snubs list included, and you know,
we we're hoping to a post that somewhere and I'm
sure that'll get a ton of feedback. All right, So
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Speaker 11 (22:43):
Dear Paulie and Tony, you guys are the absolute best.
There you go coming up with the stupidest take.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Forget it.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
Just listen to the Polly and Tony Fusco Show on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, two pros and a couple Joe Fox Sports Radio,
LaVar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox with you Hair.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Lot Man.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
That was a hell of a first segment to tell
you that. You definitely got to go to the podcast
if you miss that.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
You never heard anything like that in my life. Lead
to lapse all liquor store team.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Really, the fact that he was able to explain it
like he just did is is it's impressive but yet disturbing,
all in the same, all in the same moment, right
that one?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
That one was how hard to comprehend.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
It looks like those competitive eaters, Like it's impressive they
can swallow that much food in that amount of time,
but it's also kind of disgusting, like there's something disturbing
about that.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Like he did you see killed bay Ashi's retiring? Yeah,
they said he's concerned about his health issues.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Riverside Verside Mother. By the way, Lee during the lead
during the break said, he goes, I didn't want to
get two into the weeds. It was two inside Baseball,
but I was going to do my top five liquor stores.
I swear to god, I don't know the name of
one liquor store. I just know that the science says liquor,
(24:13):
Like I don't know the specific name of them. You
know the specific names of certain liquor stores.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Of the ones that are in the top of course,
prestigets Circus Liquor, which it's kind of a famous, famous one.
I don't know if people know it nationally, but regentally
it's a big clown here in LA. It's right down
the street from Todd's karaoke bar. And then seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You know seven eleven is a liquor store.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
It isn't. But I do know of one actually that
does serve Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Ok, sorr that yeah, that is inside baseball.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I was not aware of that, all right, So it
is two pros and a cup of Joe here on
Fox Sports, Rady, We've got another edition of You and
You out coming up here in about fifteen minutes from now,
somebody who may be out of Dallas very soon. If
you're listening yesterday in this time slot, Albert Breer made
the comparison that you know, he wonders if maybe the
Cowboys and Dak Prescott are taking on a Rams Jared
(25:09):
Golf tone to where you know, they maybe want to
see kind of what else is out there and kind of,
you know, look around and see if there's the potential
of adding somebody else because they haven't maybe gotten the
result that they've been desiring. He still doesn't have his
contract redone. He's entering the final year of his deal.
They don't have the ability to franchise him afterwards. And
so Dak was asked at OTAs about his contract and
(25:32):
said this, I don't.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
Play for money, never have never cared for it, to
be honest with you, would give it up just to
just to play this game. So so so I allow
that to the business people to say say what it's worth,
what they're supposed to give a quarterback of my play,
A person of my play, leader of my play, I
guess you would say. And for me, it's about as
I said, control. I can control and handle that part
(25:55):
and the rest will take care of itself.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Who's got the leverage here or the Cowboys Dak?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, probably that it's gotta.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Be Dak because he's gonna if he just plays the
way that he's played, which is good football. And we've
talked about this before, somebody's gonna pay him, but it
ain't Dallas. Somebody's gonna pay him. So if he goes
out there and just has what he's normally done, he's
gonna get paid. Which makes you wonder what's the delay?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Like what do we like? Like why the delay?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
What are the other options? You know, what are the
other options? Who are who are you going to bring
in and replace him? Is there someone in the draft
that I know people have mentioned shador? I mean, it's
is the guy in the draft that you're gonna replace
Dak with?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is that why? You know?
Speaker 7 (26:44):
It's maybe the timing of who they may be looking
at coming out in the same year that Dak Prescott had,
you know, his contract runs out.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Is there a free agent?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Is there somebody that's gonna come available on the market
that you anticipate you may be able to get If
they're not looking at it from that that angle, then
you'd have to assume that there's not very much to
think about here.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You you probably have to re.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Up Dak Prescott because he's the best option that you
have at that position, that you're going to have at
that position. I'll ask you guys this, how about this,
if Dak became a free agent on the market, would
he be the highest profile free agent.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
On the market next year?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
Yes, Okay, So while he'd be the highest for this reason,
I mean, the draft class doesn't look great outside of
Carson bag probably should or Sanders, you know, those are
the top two.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I think, you know, look at the prospects of the
next year. Maybe maybe one or two others will verge.
But that's one of the reasons why people feel like
guys were overdrafted this year is because they're concerned about
next year's draft class. So I think there'll definitely be
some team to shore a quarterback needy looking for his services.
But we're also getting to a point where for most teams,
(28:04):
if they're a guy that gives their team a chance
winning Super Bowl, they're not letting him go. They're drafting them,
they're developing them, they're not letting him go. And so
it's it's very seldom you find that guy who can
elevate your team to win a Super Bowl, who's going
to be available via trader on the free agent market.
Now you have examples of Kirk Cousins that maybe Dak
becomes that example next year. But even as good as
(28:26):
Kirk has been, they still haven't been able to get
to a Super Bowl, to win a super Bowl. So
that's the tough part I think for Dallas is they
have they hit their ceiling.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I mean, it appears maybe they feel that way right now.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
The good news is if they do decide that Dak's
not the guy LeVar, your guy Cooper Rush is sitting
back up in Dallas still.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
And I act like y'all forget about Rush Rush.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I mean, oh he did?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
So?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Is that Paul Abdul?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That is? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Is that our best song? By the way, Paula.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
No, maybe forever your girl?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Okay? Is that the straight up? Now? Tell me is
that that one?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Or no? That straight up? Tell me that's a good
one too. She had a few good ones. Oh yeah,
she did to not really be a singer, you.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Know, damn.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Really, Eddie, how can you acknowledge that the shaming of
the great Paul Abduel.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
She was dancer, she was not an America answer the dancer. Damn,
she's your private dancer. Dancer for my honey, what you
won't be to do?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
And that'll wrap up our coverage of the Cowboys quarterback
room here on Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
It is two pros and a cup of Joe here
on coming up.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
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of a uni you out holds from the tire rack
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Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh slap, slappit slopper.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
He's our private dancer. He's Eddy Garcia.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
All right, thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
What did you make of Lee's all liquor store team? First, second,
and third?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No one else in the network could do it like that.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
What's your good? Do you do? You go to liquor stores?
What's your go to at a liquor store? Snack from there?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, some chips or something.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
What's your go to chip at a liquor store?
Speaker 14 (30:26):
Uh no, no, I would probably Uh yeah, I'm sour
cream and onion, yeah, onion, yeah, lays, ruffles yeah, ruffles,
they you know, they'll tear inside of your mouth up.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But it's worth it.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 14 (30:42):
Let's get in on the NBA game to Eastern Conference
Finals the Celtics. Jonas Is Celtics when they won twenty
six one ten went over the Pacers. He doesn't want
you to think it's true, but it is true. Boston
went on a twenty nothing run in the second quarter
to help me get the win. Jalen Brown tied a
career playoff high with forty points. Jason Tatum and Derrick
White hiped in with twenty three points apiece for Indiana.
(31:02):
They lose the game, and they lose standout Tyres Haliburton
in the third quarter of the hamstring injury. He didn't
return and his status for Game three is unknown. Boston
will take a two nothing lead into that Game three,
as a series shifts to Indiana Game three.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I'll be on Saturday and.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Back to Brady Quinn, the Warre, Jonahs, Knox and Tyrack
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Thanks Eddie, two pros and a cup of Joe here
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Two Pros and a Cup of Show?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What even to know there? Please?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Or hit They're out all right?
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Lead to lap the star of the show. What do
we got lots to choose from? Today, we previewed a
lot of it. We previewed Game two between Mavericks and
Timberwolves tonight, guys enter and rout and.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
And gotta be it, you know, shappy as Petros would say,
or Scott Shapiro boss will be there.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Oh nice, Oh he is gonna go Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, pretty sure. He told me he's going on. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Well they're gonna win that game, so that would make sense,
you know, cautious Game one, Exhausted Office seven game series
Game two is the one they're gonna win.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
In fact, I think it's gonna be a blowout. That's
what I think. I'm in.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
So we got we got Scott in Minneapolis, and we
got Iowa Sam in La for Caitlin Clark's game versus
the Sparks out.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Out in but probably not gonna be able to watch,
probably more following the you know the live feed, if
you will see the stats.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Under twenty and a half on her points over And
I'm a Caitlin Clark supporter, but the second you throw
Iowa Sam in the mix, I'm out. I want him
to be miserable. Will he be drinking with a media
credential at the game hasn't. Yes, yes, yes, y actlick
that's happened before or somethingly maybe By the way, is
(33:51):
he gonna come dressed in Iowa gear?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, he better not.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
He's gonna have something.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
He's gonna have his twenty two Iowa jersey under his shirt.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh my god. I just he's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Like they he'll have to do something to represent Iowa.
So he's probably gonna, like, you know, be stopped by
security trying to bring a pitchfork in. He's gonna wear
overalls like.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Some uh coba corner in his pants.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Oh yeah, wow, you know.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
But when doesn't he what else for GOTLEI?
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Guys? Uh, we talked about it. Big weekend for racing.
We have the Indianapolis five hundred, We got the Coca
Cola six hundred to Charlotte. We also got the Grand
Prix Formula one racing to Monaco. You guys enter out
on a good racing weekend. Well, and on top of
all that, we got Furiosa, a mad Max Saga coming out,
(34:46):
some great movie.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Out I'm in.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
I like, I'd rather drink fabulosa than watching.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
And on top of all that, you know, obviously nobody's
graduated there making their summer vacation trips. It's National road
Trip Day. You guys have you know some famous road trips.
I'm sure you all have love road trips.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah, you know my favorite road trip in the world.
Like it's the most scenic for Lauderdale to Columbus.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
What else we got. It's National Asparagus Day.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
You guys like asparagus. I had asparagus last night with
some port chops.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I'm tired of it. Does your peace smell when you
eat asparagus? Do you have that show? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's actually a gene right, like it happens
for some people enough for others.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I forget exactly my twenty three and.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Meter told me, I forget. I guess I'll have to
try it. It did have some last night.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I think yours is gonna smell.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Probably a good game.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Most things that exit your bodies smell pretty bad, buddy,
Although I'll say this, with asparagus, it's gotta be there's
gotta be some crunch to it, right, you gotta have
a little bit of crunch.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
You can't. You can't asparagus, Yeah, you can't. You can't
cook it all the way, labar, Why you sick of asparagus?
If you had?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I think I think I've had too many bad experiences
with too much chewing of it. I don't I don't know.
It's like when you get to a certain part of it,
like do you guys start that? Obviously you start with
like the furry tip right, like okay, so always you got.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
To know when to stop when you're going down it,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (36:33):
Like, because if you try to, like to me, if
you try to finish the whole thing, then the chewing
part of it starts to weird me out.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
I do all at once.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
That was painful.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
You gotta be careful with asparagus, man, you know you
shove it in all at once, that could be too
much for you. But if you go too slow, then
you could like run out of steam.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I just don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
It's it's all too confus using for me, So I
just lately I just stay away from asparagus.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Let me ask you, guys this asparagus or Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
I love Brussels sprout. I'm a groupie of Brussels sprout.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Yeah, I had that to last night.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I love me some Brussels sprouts. Ooh, I love me
some brussel. I'm gonna get some today.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
Some shaped almonds on there.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Uh, no way out you ruined it.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Out out Fella's Pickleball. The app to our Women's Pro
Singles final is at the Billy Jim Tennis.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Out and out, out, out out out.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Hey, guys. A little throwback to what we've talked about
this week. We talked about ozempic Well. South Park has
got an animated comedy special coming out on Paramount plus
The End of Obesity where Yeah, Cartman goes on Ocempic.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Oh wow, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I want to see Cartman try to lose weight. I'll watch,
you know, I want to see it about it.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I'm more of a sports guy, so I'll watch sports stuff.
Little kids, cartoons that.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Really like little kids. You know, Monster trucks.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, damn right, you don't.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
I'm talking about we talked. We talked Beach Boys earlier
this week, did we?
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
We did.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
They have a documentary coming out of Disney plus the.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Out Out Hell now out no chance, Yeah, no.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Like you can go you see the Beach Boys anywhere
you go to Zoom of seven and some some hippies
got a ukulele and like a cooler beer, Like tell
him to play you a little jingle and he's gonna
sit there and you know, try not to throw up
all over him.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Someboy he does out out out on whatever Jonas is
talking about.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
What else we got lead guys?
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Birthdays? Patti Leabelle and Bob Dylan.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, birthday turns eighty three today? How old is How
old is Patty? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Patti Leabell? How old is she?
Speaker 6 (38:56):
Patty Leabelle is eighty.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
I means DDE happy eight if you getting.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Up, that's it. That's It's the only two famous people
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tire buying should be. So we opened up the show
talking about last night's game in the NBA Playoffs.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
You sure Celtics win. They're up two to zero.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You've got the Indiana Pacers who could be dealing with
an injury to Tyrese Haliburton. He left the game with
a hamstring issue did not return. So it feels like
the Celtics have another advantage from the injury front against
the team on the Eastern Conference side of things.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I mean, isn't that the injury.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, well, I mean there was also you know, the
previous opponent, Donovan Mitchell injured, Jimmy Butler injured. Like they've
just sort of, you know, run into I don't know
if luck is the right term, but you know, unfortunate
timing for others benefiting the Celtics. Christap Porzingis still hasn't
returned on their side of things, but he's the potential
(01:58):
is he could return for Game four, and who knows,
maybe if they're up three to zero at that point,
maybe they don't bring him back and just try and
give them even more rest. But you know, that was
one of the discussions. The other discussion when it comes
to the NBA, is this All NBA team that came
out first, second, and third, and so we'll give you
(02:20):
the names just to do our due diligence here, to
be professional, and then we're gonna take this and we're
gonna steer it squarely into a ditch. So congratulations to Joker, Shay, Gilgess,
Alexander Luca, Jannis, Jason Tatum. Those are your first teamers,
Jalen Brunson, Anthony Davis, Kevin Durant, Anthony Edwards, Kawhi Leonard.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's all deserved team, all deserving.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Devin Bookers, Steph Curry, Tyrese Haliburton. As we mentioned, Lebron
James Demonte Sabona's third team All NBA. Congratulations. You should
celebrate that. That is an incredible honor for anybody and
something you can look back on later on in life
and be like, Damn, I really was pretty fantastic of
what I did professionally.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It's pretty cool to be able to say that.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
So we decided instead of sitting here and arguing about
who should have been first, that was second, who should
have been a second that was third? Who didn't deserve
it at all? Who got screwed? Who got snubbed? And
having a bunch of fake conversations and fake arguments like
we actually give a rip about that. We decided, why
(03:28):
don't we go ahead and put a little spin on
things as we present to you. Yeah, Lee, delapse all
liquor store team.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh wow, so Lee, let's Lee.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You have broken this down by position, go ahead and
take it away in however way you see fit.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Oh yeah, I've broken them down pretty deep here. I
got to send it to you guys. But I've gotten positions,
I've got teams, I've got any of your thing need.
We're gonna start with the point guards. They set the pace.
You gotta speed it up, slow down your day. That's
where you get your nicotine products. You start with your
marble reds. That's what your first products.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh I gotcha, I gotcha.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
That's it where you got your You won't give you
the position, So you got your shooting guards. That's your alternate.
That's where you know the ladies. That's what you got
yourr your things that aren't quite necessarily liquor or beer.
It's your alternate, uh device that you're gonna get there,
they're gonna get some. They're gonna get the job done
for you. You got your centers. That's your beer, your
heavy boys. They gotta keep the keep the center, gotta
keep the paint locked and loaded. You gotta have them there,
(04:39):
can't have can't not have a big guy. You have
your power forwards. That's your liquor, your liquor products. Small
forwards is your variety. Also, I'll show you what that
is when we get there. So nicotine first team, Marble Reds, solid,
go too, been there, just depend dependable.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What that's it?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Know?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We got second solid, dependable.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Solid and dependable. They're always there for you. They set
the pace, Caul.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We get some stats like how many do you smoke
a week? How many smoking a night?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
You know for me, I'm not I'm not a heavy smoker,
you know. But the point guard you got to have him.
I'm more of a downlow guy. But when I do
the Marble Reds, you know, just a little bit. Uh,
if you got a lady outside who wants to go
grab a smoke, that's always solid. It's good to have
a cigarette. You know, people are gonna want to bum
your cigarettes. I bummed the other day asked me for
a cigarette. I was bummed they didn't have one for him.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sharon smokes with a bum It was Lee doing. He's
not on the on the clock puff gi leet.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Sharon smokes with a homeless guy.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Now in your second team point guards, you have your uh,
your nicotine pouches or your dips, but it's Zen oral
nicotine pouches.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Come up.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
He's a young young and up and comer. He's the
new hip guy. Everybody loves them. The Zen oral nicotine pouches.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Now, difference between UH is effectives on the court, so
to speak, between the Zen oral nicotine pouch and the
Marlboro Red is what.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Well Marlboro reds just he's uh, he saw he's This
is more of a favorite vote, you know, the veteran vote.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
He's been.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
He's a veteran vote. A lot of people think Zen
should be first team very good, but a lot of
people think Grizzly Dippers got snubbed in that in that category.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But thirteen sins help your neural plasticity exactly. They help, Yeah,
your neural plasticity.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah yeah up.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
And you young guns man.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So great basketball, IQ, but not quite to the level
athletically of a Marlboro Red that is the court.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yeah. And then and then your third team is sneaking
in there. Backwoods backwood, backwoods third team.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I mean you smoke them.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I do smoke backwoods.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I do like smoke them, like take it out of
the bag and smoke it.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I do.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
That's a good that he's on your golf team day.
He's on your Sunday or your day at the golf
on the course, You're day for people. It is, it is,
and that's why he's solid in the third team. He should,
you know, guy, he is a utility guy.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I mean, he's had a hell of a year.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So I mean, I can't I can't disagree with uh
with Lee's votes.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Here.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
By the way, you are listening in honor of the
All NBA teams that were announced. Lee's All Liquor Store
team position by position, UH, As you head into the weekend, Lee,
what's next, We got your shooting guards.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
This is your alternate, not your liquor, not your beer.
This is your alternates that you might bring. You know,
just in case you know somebody at the party doesn't
partake in what you're partaking. Those are gonna be your
first team total pack Seltzer. Not for me, but everybody
loves a good Seltzer. It's nice, refreshing, gets the job done.
You're not gonna upset people. People might yell at you,
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but uh, it's gonna get trump.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I mean, I got a buddy who's it's debatable whether
or not he's a full blown alcoholic.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Like he likes to golf.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
So his nickname is Rephil Michelson. And he goes twelve
pack of the Blue White Claws, which are the eight percenters.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yes, so he's getting disgusting.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, he loves them.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
That's hard.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Not much of a Seltzer guy. You guys like Seltzer's
are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Not really my thing?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No, Now a shooting guard who's really going to get
the job done for you. That's your four loco. I
recommend gold Ford Loco. It's it's the only one that's
really I could really finish the rest. You're lucky if
you get halfway through before you want to get rid
of it. And then uh, Lorena from the top rope. Uh,
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she pushed this over the edge. Kombucha thirteen Okay, yeah,
people love the kombucha. It's again a young up and comer.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, I've never had it. What does it do?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's like a probiotic, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
It's like fermented. Yeah, and they range from like six
to eight.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
But it's not that much alcohol.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
No, they're very light. You have to drink more so
a year got it the third.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Team, or you'd have to drink like a thousand gallons
of it.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Third teams you can find you can find a hard kombuch,
like some good kombucha that'll get it, get the job done.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I feel like that's like kind of like a noxi moron.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Isn't it supposed to be healthy for you?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Some would say, this is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Why are you drinking cliquor with it?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I felt really bad. I knew somebody who was a
caretaker and the person always asked them to grab them
a kombucha from the store, and she and they would
do so. And I accidentally was like, oh, really, you're
allowed to do that. And because the person didn't know
that they had alcohol in it, so I felt bad.
I kind of outed the the person.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
So the caretaker was given their patient hard cambucha.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, which is fine, crazy, that's okay, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Even kombucha though still has alcohol content in it because
it's been fermented.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
They're taking care of somebody because they need their assistance,
and you give them booze what you can't booze up.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Probably not, that's why they need assistance.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What hey? You know what?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Though? Quality enough to make the third team on your
shooting guard.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
List, That is right. We'll move on to center. The
big boys, the heavy boys in the center. First team
always forty ounce brown bag of your choice, because it's
a brown bag. You pick whatever you want. You go,
Molt liquor, you go, well, we know that. Sometimes I
do the Miller Life Miller Like because it's a three
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dollars sixty two cents and if you're trying to get
everything under ten dollars, you do that. But your your
your top forty ouncers. Well, I used to do Mickeys
definitely high school. Well excuse me, early days was Mickey's.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
What about old Oh yeah, oh E's go to old E,
not o E? I say ohe old Johnson. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
If you don't say old E, don't say it at all.
Maybe I just say oh e oh E. That's weird.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Your other one is your three pack of tallies.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Second team, so solid, those go for what like around
six nine.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
For your bud lights, and then it goes up from there, so.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Which is great, Like if you want to get a
six pack, it's so easy to grab, you know what,
it's all bubble and also you know fun fact about
those like the I know the bud lights are twenty
five ouncers, not twenty four's right, so you get an
extra ounce per per camp yep, you know what you're doing, solid,
solid for the three packet tall.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
And that's why the six pack gets snubbed. I sometimes
like the six pack of sixteen ouncers.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
This is crazy.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
That's actually what am I going to.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Like, like like comprehending the this is crazy?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Would you rather do talk about who got snubbed? This
is amazing?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
This is amazing almost this is amazing.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Go ahead, finishing out third team of your your centers.
The screw top he kind of squeaked in there. He's
a small guy, but you know, if you're on the run,
there's your slim centers out there. He's a that's your
screw top undersize center, you know, size center like at
Dave Cowen's you know, six ' nine, but really effective
in the low post. Yeah again, good little brisk Sunday
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or on the golf course, you need a screw top,
especially if you're walking not carton.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
By the way, you are listening to lead the Lapse
All Liquor Store team as we celebrate the All NBA
team and instead of wasting our times discussing who got snubbed,
Lee's breaking down position by position the top first, second,
and third teams in a liquor store. He started with
the point guards, he went to shooting guards. Now he
went to center. Next up is your power forward, power forwards.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I think the best position on the court is your liquor.
Now there's gonna be maybe some controversy on first, second,
and third team here, but I think first team for
this is maybe a personal decision. Is the shot in
the mixer, the airplane shot and a little mixer, whether
you know you get your fresca, your seltz your your
(13:17):
non alcoholic seltzer, you get some other so whatever you want,
you know, that's what because that's what brings the liquor
store all together. Right, You got to go by the
non alcoholic section. What do you feel in today? You
feel in a soda? You feel in what have you
with your mixer and your shot. You get to get
that on the goat. Yeah, there you go. I love
the grapefruit Fresco. It's actually one of my go tos.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
See, there you go, you get it.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah. Now a lot of people thought second teams here
should have been first. This is your half pint, not
your full pint, just your half pint you're getting. Get
a full pint you go to, you go to your
your full grocery store, you get, but you get the
half the half pint at the liquor store.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
And what's your uh, which half pint is your preference?
Lea for continue? Well, it's tequila? What can I used
to be an Ornito's guy?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Do? Uh? Uh?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
What is it Carmenia now or what is it? I
don't like castam Egos?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
What so?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
What's the difference in price between the brand that you
buy and like the the better brand?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Oh? A good amount. I usually go, I go bottom shelf.
I'm going with your eight ninety nine Ornitos or Carmenat Okay,
why am I not knowing the name?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
By the way, Lee's Tequila is basically VCR cleaner with
a Mexican flag on it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
No, it's hand sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Right, it is they making hand sanitizer value during COVID
like tequila factory.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Please getting a pipe and a half of parrel and
putting it in a Rocks glass at home.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
And this kind of bleeds into your third team is
what I recommend to people who want to treat themselves
on a on a Sunday, but they don't want to
make it all the way to store to get all
the ingredients is you're licker store, Bloody Mary.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
What would that entail?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Any kind of vodka you want mixed with? Uh, you
might want to go high end on this because you're
going to mix it with some Colmato. I prefer the Pecante,
which is I think the spicier version of the of
the Clemato. And that's your that's your liquor store, Bloody Mary. Yeah,
real fancy, Yeah, real fancy. On a Sunday, you just
(15:25):
want to walk over and get get what you need
for the morning, watch your early morning Sunday games. You
ready for some NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
So you've got you got one more position to go.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
This is your small forward and you got snubs as
well too, Yes, I do see some snubs, yeah, okay,
and the variety small forward position you get to get
your Scratchers.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Oh, first team all the time.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
So yeah, first team all the time, all the time.
I mean everyone thought Powerball and Mega Millions would get
in there, but they got snubbed. But it's your Scratchers
first team, second team.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You know.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
This is where I usually pick these up when you
need to pick them up. Is your uh, you've variety
pack of Trojans?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Okay, what is a variety?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Good to hear your practicing safe sex, buddy, Yeah, what
is a variety?
Speaker 6 (16:13):
I'm actually uh just getting back into the game here
on figuring out what the different brands are. But uh,
variety pack.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
There's like a missed there's a mystery one in there
that you can make balloon animal. Yeah, you make balloon
animals or floating a pool on all right? So, and
then a third team that made a light late season surge.
Here is your horse pink.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Powder Horsepower, Horse pink Power.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Okay, yeah, see you know what I.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Thought it was pink horse Power.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Hey, Cameron, does Cameron know that his appearance on CNN
got him third team on Lee's All Liquor Store Team.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah, damn, good job, Cameron. So so I'm going to
recap this for you. We got first team Marble Reds.
You get your Marble Reds mixed with your airplane shot
in your mixer. You also get your forty ounce bag,
a four loco, and some scratchers. You're gonna have a
solid day any day.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
You get those.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
You could do anything you want in the day, and
you're not gonna go overboard. You're not gonna ruin your day.
Second Team All Team is your your nicked team pouches
with your half pint of tequila, your three pack of Talley's,
twelve pack of Celtiers for whoever wants to join in,
and your Trojans because you might have some bad decisions
ahead and you need to be safe. It's your heavy
duty team. Third Team All Team is your Sunday relaxing
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golf day. You got your Backwoods, your liquor store bloody,
your screw top for on the go, you kombucha to
keep it light and fresh, and your Cameron's Horse pink powder.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
And that's your there's got to be a six man.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Well, there's some snubs. You got your Grizzly Dippers, your
Arizona iced tea, which is you.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Know, hold on, hold on, yeah, six to six man
has to be snacks.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Yeah, yeah, I got snacks on here. We got lighters,
gum lighters, gum.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
U full pint.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
You know I told.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Explained potato chips.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Oh yes, gotta get your munchies.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Right, the munchies. Yeah, Like, what's first team on Monchi's list?
Speaker 6 (18:17):
What's first team munchies for me? It's the doritos severity
severity for.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Me, some type of dorito which is regional.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
And yeah, yeah, Lee's snubs list, it's Grizzly Dippers, Arizona
iced tea, a twelve pack of beer, a six pack
of sixteen ouncers, a full pint, Powerball, Mega millions tickets,
a lighter and gum, all snuffles, all liquor store team.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
This is Can we post this list?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Can we please post this? Yeah? Yeah, sure, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
We need to get We need to get imaging for
Lee though, like a picture of lead next to this,
kind of like they have pictures of us.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
That's what we need for Lee.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
With the mullet.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh my god, I swear to god, I have not
had eighty five percent.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
I've never had a four local of my life.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Gold version go gold. By the way, takes like a
red bull.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Can you argue with Steel Reserve?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
He was he was in the he was in the running. Okay,
a lot of people I consider him a snub, But
a lot of people, you know, not fans of the
Steel Reserve a lighter.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
And gum so so blunts and white owls don't compare
the Backwoods. Why why Backwoods over like cigarrillos or that's a.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Good call, you know, that's for you know, I agree
with you, LeVar, whatever wrap of your choice. Backwoods is
always solid.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
There's a white owl, yeah, you know, but.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I actually like, I actually like, you know, Backwoods.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
As is so about black and mouths.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Black and mouths are solid.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, flavor.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Swishers, swishers, what was what was the hardest decision you
had to make? Like somebody that was a third teamer
that you could have argued could have been a snub
or gone to the snub list and a snub that
could have been a third teamer? Was there something on
there that you that we really like kind of got
you all torn up inside?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Like, man, I don't know if this is the right move,
but I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
With I mean, I'll be honest with you. Backwards for
me is it is a first teamer. I'm not a
big cigarette sky or or pouch guy or dip. But
that's just the way it is. That's the way it
is all across the board for everybody out there, is
you know this for everybody.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah, but the voter.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
For me, I would have gone backwards first team, but
your comedians, your committee got.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Together and Marlboro Reds, you know, took precedent over over back.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you there's no bias here in this. Okay,
this is that what it is. Yeah, no bias whatsoever.
I'm like what you'll get in the All NBA vote,
you know. So there it is. I've never heard anything
like that in my life.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well done because it was well done. It was well done.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I didn't know how it was going to feel emotionally
as we were going into it, but I mean, coming
out of it, I feel pretty positive about it.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
That is unbelievable. Oh, crying, just really amazing. So there
it is.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Uh, I'm going to do the first ever edition of
Lee's All Liquor Store Team first, second, third team, position
by position and a snubs list included, and you know,
we we're hoping to a post that somewhere and I'm
sure that'll get a ton of feedback. All right, So
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Speaker 5 (23:06):
Lot Man.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
That was a hell of a first segment to tell
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if you miss that.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
You never heard anything like that in my life. Lead
to lapse all liquor store team.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Really, the fact that he was able to explain it
like he just did is is it's impressive but yet disturbing,
all in the same, all in the same moment, right
that one?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
That one was how hard to comprehend.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
It looks like those competitive eaters, Like it's impressive they
can swallow that much food in that amount of time,
but it's also kind of disgusting, like there's something disturbing
about that.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Like he did you see killed bay Ashi's retiring? Yeah,
they said he's concerned about his health issues.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Riverside Verside Mother. By the way, Lee during the lead
during the break said, he goes, I didn't want to
get two into the weeds. It was two inside Baseball,
but I was going to do my top five liquor stores.
I swear to god, I don't know the name of
one liquor store. I just know that the science says liquor,
(24:13):
Like I don't know the specific name of them. You
know the specific names of certain liquor stores.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Of the ones that are in the top of course,
prestigets Circus Liquor, which it's kind of a famous, famous one.
I don't know if people know it nationally, but regentally
it's a big clown here in LA. It's right down
the street from Todd's karaoke bar. And then seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You know seven eleven is a liquor store.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
It isn't. But I do know of one actually that
does serve Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Ok, sorr that yeah, that is inside baseball.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I was not aware of that, all right, So it
is two pros and a cup of Joe here on
Fox Sports, Rady, We've got another edition of You and
You out coming up here in about fifteen minutes from now,
somebody who may be out of Dallas very soon. If
you're listening yesterday in this time slot, Albert Breer made
the comparison that you know, he wonders if maybe the
Cowboys and Dak Prescott are taking on a Rams Jared
(25:09):
Golf tone to where you know, they maybe want to
see kind of what else is out there and kind of,
you know, look around and see if there's the potential
of adding somebody else because they haven't maybe gotten the
result that they've been desiring. He still doesn't have his
contract redone. He's entering the final year of his deal.
They don't have the ability to franchise him afterwards. And
so Dak was asked at OTAs about his contract and
(25:32):
said this, I don't.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
Play for money, never have never cared for it, to
be honest with you, would give it up just to
just to play this game. So so so I allow
that to the business people to say say what it's worth,
what they're supposed to give a quarterback of my play,
A person of my play, leader of my play, I
guess you would say. And for me, it's about as
I said, control. I can control and handle that part
(25:55):
and the rest will take care of itself.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Who's got the leverage here or the Cowboys Dak?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, probably that it's gotta.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Be Dak because he's gonna if he just plays the
way that he's played, which is good football. And we've
talked about this before, somebody's gonna pay him, but it
ain't Dallas. Somebody's gonna pay him. So if he goes
out there and just has what he's normally done, he's
gonna get paid. Which makes you wonder what's the delay?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Like what do we like? Like why the delay?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
What are the other options? You know, what are the
other options? Who are who are you going to bring
in and replace him? Is there someone in the draft
that I know people have mentioned shador? I mean, it's
is the guy in the draft that you're gonna replace
Dak with?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is that why? You know?
Speaker 7 (26:44):
It's maybe the timing of who they may be looking
at coming out in the same year that Dak Prescott had,
you know, his contract runs out.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Is there a free agent?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Is there somebody that's gonna come available on the market
that you anticipate you may be able to get If
they're not looking at it from that that angle, then
you'd have to assume that there's not very much to
think about here.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You you probably have to re.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Up Dak Prescott because he's the best option that you
have at that position, that you're going to have at
that position. I'll ask you guys this, how about this,
if Dak became a free agent on the market, would
he be the highest profile free agent.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
On the market next year?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
Yes, Okay, So while he'd be the highest for this reason,
I mean, the draft class doesn't look great outside of
Carson bag probably should or Sanders, you know, those are
the top two.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I think, you know, look at the prospects of the
next year. Maybe maybe one or two others will verge.
But that's one of the reasons why people feel like
guys were overdrafted this year is because they're concerned about
next year's draft class. So I think there'll definitely be
some team to shore a quarterback needy looking for his services.
But we're also getting to a point where for most teams,
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if they're a guy that gives their team a chance
winning Super Bowl, they're not letting him go. They're drafting them,
they're developing them, they're not letting him go. And so
it's it's very seldom you find that guy who can
elevate your team to win a Super Bowl, who's going
to be available via trader on the free agent market.
Now you have examples of Kirk Cousins that maybe Dak
becomes that example next year. But even as good as
(28:26):
Kirk has been, they still haven't been able to get
to a Super Bowl, to win a super Bowl. So
that's the tough part I think for Dallas is they
have they hit their ceiling.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I mean, it appears maybe they feel that way right now.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
The good news is if they do decide that Dak's
not the guy LeVar, your guy Cooper Rush is sitting
back up in Dallas still.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
And I act like y'all forget about Rush Rush.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I mean, oh he did?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
So?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Is that Paul Abdul?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That is? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Is that our best song? By the way, Paula.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
No, maybe forever your girl?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Okay? Is that the straight up? Now? Tell me is
that that one?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Or no? That straight up? Tell me that's a good
one too. She had a few good ones. Oh yeah,
she did to not really be a singer, you.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Know, damn.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Really, Eddie, how can you acknowledge that the shaming of
the great Paul Abduel.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
She was dancer, she was not an America answer the dancer. Damn,
she's your private dancer. Dancer for my honey, what you
won't be to do?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
And that'll wrap up our coverage of the Cowboys quarterback
room here on Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
It is two pros and a cup of Joe here
on coming up.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
So we are we are going to have another edition
of a uni you out holds from the tire rack
dot Com. But uh for all the latest from around
the world to sports flappage.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh slap, slappit slopper.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
He's our private dancer. He's Eddy Garcia.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
All right, thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
What did you make of Lee's all liquor store team? First, second,
and third?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No one else in the network could do it like that.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
What's your good? Do you do? You go to liquor stores?
What's your go to at a liquor store? Snack from there?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, some chips or something.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
What's your go to chip at a liquor store?
Speaker 14 (30:26):
Uh no, no, I would probably Uh yeah, I'm sour
cream and onion, yeah, onion, yeah, lays, ruffles yeah, ruffles,
they you know, they'll tear inside of your mouth up.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But it's worth it.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 14 (30:42):
Let's get in on the NBA game to Eastern Conference
Finals the Celtics. Jonas Is Celtics when they won twenty
six one ten went over the Pacers. He doesn't want
you to think it's true, but it is true. Boston
went on a twenty nothing run in the second quarter
to help me get the win. Jalen Brown tied a
career playoff high with forty points. Jason Tatum and Derrick
White hiped in with twenty three points apiece for Indiana.
(31:02):
They lose the game, and they lose standout Tyres Haliburton
in the third quarter of the hamstring injury. He didn't
return and his status for Game three is unknown. Boston
will take a two nothing lead into that Game three,
as a series shifts to Indiana Game three.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I'll be on Saturday and.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Back to Brady Quinn, the Warre, Jonahs, Knox and Tyrack
dot Com Fox Sports Radio Studios.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Thanks Eddie, two pros and a cup of Joe here
on Fox Sports Radio and coming up next here from
the tyrack dot Com Studios, we are going to close
up shop for the week with another edition of You
In or You Out, and It's yours here on FSR.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Be sure to catch live editions of Two Pros and
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Speaker 5 (31:43):
It is Two Pros and a Cup of Joe.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Fox Sports Radio, LeVar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox with
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A reminder though, that shortly after the show, our podcast
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Speaker 3 (32:23):
Two Pros and a Cup of Show?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What even to know there? Please?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Or hit They're out all right?
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Lead to lap the star of the show. What do
we got lots to choose from? Today, we previewed a
lot of it. We previewed Game two between Mavericks and
Timberwolves tonight, guys enter and rout and.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
And gotta be it, you know, shappy as Petros would say,
or Scott Shapiro boss will be there.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Oh nice, Oh he is gonna go Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, pretty sure. He told me he's going on. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Well they're gonna win that game, so that would make sense,
you know, cautious Game one, Exhausted Office seven game series
Game two is the one they're gonna win.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
In fact, I think it's gonna be a blowout. That's
what I think. I'm in.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
So we got we got Scott in Minneapolis, and we
got Iowa Sam in La for Caitlin Clark's game versus
the Sparks out.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Out in but probably not gonna be able to watch,
probably more following the you know the live feed, if
you will see the stats.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Under twenty and a half on her points over And
I'm a Caitlin Clark supporter, but the second you throw
Iowa Sam in the mix, I'm out. I want him
to be miserable. Will he be drinking with a media
credential at the game hasn't. Yes, yes, yes, y actlick
that's happened before or somethingly maybe By the way, is
(33:51):
he gonna come dressed in Iowa gear?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, he better not.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
He's gonna have something.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
He's gonna have his twenty two Iowa jersey under his shirt.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh my god. I just he's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Like they he'll have to do something to represent Iowa.
So he's probably gonna, like, you know, be stopped by
security trying to bring a pitchfork in. He's gonna wear
overalls like.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Some uh coba corner in his pants.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Oh yeah, wow, you know.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
But when doesn't he what else for GOTLEI?
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Guys? Uh, we talked about it. Big weekend for racing.
We have the Indianapolis five hundred, We got the Coca
Cola six hundred to Charlotte. We also got the Grand
Prix Formula one racing to Monaco. You guys enter out
on a good racing weekend. Well, and on top of
all that, we got Furiosa, a mad Max Saga coming out,
(34:46):
some great movie.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Out I'm in.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
I like, I'd rather drink fabulosa than watching.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
And on top of all that, you know, obviously nobody's
graduated there making their summer vacation trips. It's National road
Trip Day. You guys have you know some famous road trips.
I'm sure you all have love road trips.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah, you know my favorite road trip in the world.
Like it's the most scenic for Lauderdale to Columbus.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
What else we got. It's National Asparagus Day.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
You guys like asparagus. I had asparagus last night with
some port chops.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I'm tired of it. Does your peace smell when you
eat asparagus? Do you have that show? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's actually a gene right, like it happens
for some people enough for others.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I forget exactly my twenty three and.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Meter told me, I forget. I guess I'll have to
try it. It did have some last night.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I think yours is gonna smell.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Probably a good game.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Most things that exit your bodies smell pretty bad, buddy,
Although I'll say this, with asparagus, it's gotta be there's
gotta be some crunch to it, right, you gotta have
a little bit of crunch.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
You can't. You can't asparagus, Yeah, you can't. You can't
cook it all the way, labar, Why you sick of asparagus?
If you had?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I think I think I've had too many bad experiences
with too much chewing of it. I don't I don't know.
It's like when you get to a certain part of it,
like do you guys start that? Obviously you start with
like the furry tip right, like okay, so always you got.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
To know when to stop when you're going down it,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (36:33):
Like, because if you try to, like to me, if
you try to finish the whole thing, then the chewing
part of it starts to weird me out.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
I do all at once.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
That was painful.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
You gotta be careful with asparagus, man, you know you
shove it in all at once, that could be too
much for you. But if you go too slow, then
you could like run out of steam.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I just don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
It's it's all too confus using for me, So I
just lately I just stay away from asparagus.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Let me ask you, guys this asparagus or Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
I love Brussels sprout. I'm a groupie of Brussels sprout.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Yeah, I had that to last night.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I love me some Brussels sprouts. Ooh, I love me
some brussel. I'm gonna get some today.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
Some shaped almonds on there.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Uh, no way out you ruined it.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Out out Fella's Pickleball. The app to our Women's Pro
Singles final is at the Billy Jim Tennis.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Out and out, out, out out out.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Hey, guys. A little throwback to what we've talked about
this week. We talked about ozempic Well. South Park has
got an animated comedy special coming out on Paramount plus
The End of Obesity where Yeah, Cartman goes on Ocempic.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Oh wow, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I want to see Cartman try to lose weight. I'll watch,
you know, I want to see it about it.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I'm more of a sports guy, so I'll watch sports stuff.
Little kids, cartoons that.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Really like little kids. You know, Monster trucks.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, damn right, you don't.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
I'm talking about we talked. We talked Beach Boys earlier
this week, did we?
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
We did.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
They have a documentary coming out of Disney plus the.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Out Out Hell now out no chance, Yeah, no.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Like you can go you see the Beach Boys anywhere
you go to Zoom of seven and some some hippies
got a ukulele and like a cooler beer, Like tell
him to play you a little jingle and he's gonna
sit there and you know, try not to throw up
all over him.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Someboy he does out out out on whatever Jonas is
talking about.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
What else we got lead guys?
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Birthdays? Patti Leabelle and Bob Dylan.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, birthday turns eighty three today? How old is How
old is Patty? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Patti Leabell? How old is she?
Speaker 6 (38:56):
Patty Leabelle is eighty.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
I means DDE happy eight if you getting.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
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