January 30, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Travis Kelce saying that he's embracing the Chiefs No. 1 villain status, Kelce claiming that the Chiefs haven't talked Super Bowl 3-peat "one time" ahead of the matchup with the Eagles, Andy Reid saying they will use trick plays, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We go.
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Welcome, It's our number one. You have stumbled on to
the original recipe Ben Maller Show podcast. Here in our
number one on this thirtieth day of January, the last
Thursday in the month of January, and we have the
elbow room to go wherever we want. And we start
(00:23):
here in our number one with an old favorite, Travis Kelsey,
who says he's embracing the Chiefs as the number one
villains in the NFL. What is your viewpoint on that?
Kelsey also says the Chiefs haven't talked one time about
Super Bowl three Peete being on the table, not one time.
(00:44):
Media brings it up, but the players don't. Your thoughts
on that? Also, why did Andy Reid confirm that Kansas
City will be using trick plays in the Super Bowl?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
We'll go there as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
All of that and more coming up right now. It's
like a canister of ice. It's ice ice baby. In
our number one.
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You gotta love the bad guy, gotta love it.
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here immediately in a bad mood, immediately in a bad mood.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Here.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now, I left yesterday. The equipment was not was not
working properly, so I let Loraina know, I said, Loraina,
the equipment's not working.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Now, we have a.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Major engineering department here, people that know how to fix things.
So I assume by the time I came back into
the studio everything would be working.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And it's you hear that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know if you can hear that, But that's
the piece that's broken, which is still broken, which was
not fixed.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
So I don't know why it was not fit. I
have no idea. I mean, maybe they goes out having
coffee or something.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What happened. But anyway, there you go. So the equipment
still still broken. So just i't to let you know,
like to lure all the affiliates down the line. The knob,
the knobby thingy not working, so you're worried about that.
That's fine, but the.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Show must go on.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So our lead this hour is from Soup super Bowl
fifteen nine. Now super Bowl fifty nine is not being
played this weekend, as you know. In fact, it won't
be played until the following Sunday. However, the calm before
the storm, the dreaded dead week, Now, there is no
such thing as a dead week. There was a point
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in time when you did have the dead week, but
that doesn't exist anymore. So things picking up the next
couple of days. Now, we already had a couple of nuggets,
golden nuggets that were tossed out there as we get
cranked up the full blast. Now in the meantime, before
we get into all that, Travis Kelce, the gift that
(03:44):
keeps on giving, the tight end of your cans City Chiefs,
Travis Kelce, he has filled the sports take collection plate.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Now what has he done? What has he done?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Here?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
If you didn't hear this, Maybe not bobably didn't. The
tight end Travis Kelcey saying recently that he and his
teammates they have embraced the villain role. They've embraced being
the bad guys as they attempt to win that third
Super Bowl in a row. Kelsey on his Fledgling podcast said,
(04:19):
I love it. He said, it makes us even more
of a family. Yes, it's all about that. Yeah, fa
M I L y fam a lee all day, All
right now. Kelsey added that he thinks the outside noise,
you know, people that have opinions that caused the NFL
to make all this money, that the outside noise is
(04:43):
helping to galvanize, helping to galvanize the Chiefs as they
are on their quest to get three championships in row.
He said, you just circle the wagons and blah blah
blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Al right, so let us discuss now. I added the
blah blah blah blah part that he didn't actually say that.
I added the blah blah blah blah blah. That was
not what he said. He said, we'll circle the wagons
and you just do that, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So the question for the esteem panel, Travis Kelcey saying
that he and his teammates are embracing villain status for
this Super Bowl run.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Here, and what is your viewpoint on that?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So I have Darth Vader, Charlie Chaplin, and hot Dog
on a stick, three things that have never been combined
together in the history of radio, but here they.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Are all right.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So, and we'll combine these things together, and then we'll
actually make a knob that will be fixed. The knob
will be fixed because we put those things together. The
broken equipment in the studio. Not that I'm complaining, I'm
just merely pointing it out because maybe if I pointed out,
someone will fix it. But it'll be all taken care
of because we'll combine those things together. So my first
(05:56):
thought here is that Travis Kelcey and the Chiefs are
laughing all the way to the bank the uproar. I
thought it would calm down. We are several days out,
several days out, we're heading into a Thursday now, and
we're still hearing the noise. It's rigged. It's fixed by
dumb people. A lot of dumb people out there. That's rigged. Yes,
(06:17):
the NFL is very worried about market number thirty one.
But it hasn't calmed down, right, it hasn't calmed down.
But this has been an absolute gold rush, an absolute
gold rush for Travis kelce Nobody in the NFL has
monetized themselves more than Travis Kelcey in recent years. You
(06:37):
talk about being the beneficiary writing the coattails of the
Taylor Swift fame train. Jew Yeah, right there, and all
this bad blood for the Chiefs. There is no such thing.
I heard this years ago. It is true. There is
no such thing as bad publicity. As long as they
make sure you know everything's right there. They get your
(06:58):
name out there, people react. It's all about the name
and Travis Kelcey and the Chiefs. It's like the famous
words of Darth Vader in Star Wars. You don't know
the power of the dark Side. You don't And the
Chiefs are embracing.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The power of the dark side at this point.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I've always said sports hate is the greatest kind
of hate. I love good sports hate. I love it now.
Misplaced sports hate's kind of silly, like when the Bills Mafia.
We're so upset with my friend's sports with Coleman, how
embarrassing was that for Bill's mambi? But this is like fine,
Like the Chiefs are winning all the time, your team
(07:38):
blows and so you're upset and you're convinced. It's that
illusionary truth phenomenon where you keep hearing over and over
the games are rigged, and you start looking for things
that back that up even when they're not there. Now
page two, So Travis Kelcey also says that Kansas City's
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Locked Karoom all right, has never ever discussed three peating.
That's not been talked about at all, not one time
during the season or the playoff run. He says, it
has not been mentioned at all. It has been asked
about only by the media, but not brought up by
(08:22):
the players in the room, all right. So that's what
he's saying. So let's discuss Travis Kelsey claiming that the
Chiefs have not have not taken the three pete mantra
inside the locker room. They have not done it one
time ahead of the matchup as they played the Eagles
in the Super Bowl. So your your thoughts on that.
(08:44):
So my thought is this is true, perhaps, but it's irrelevant.
It's like, maybe that's true. I find that hard to believe,
know how the human mind is wired. I have one.
I think you do too, and find it impossible to
believe that it didn't come up at some point like
what would it be like? And if we win, we're
(09:05):
golden for life, or probably already golden for life, but
we want another one. So think of this like the
early Hollywood star Charlie Chaplin who made his fame in
silent films, night silent movies.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It is a tasset approach that I have here that
the historical run is understood, so you don't have to
like talk about it, even if it's unstated. Everyone's aware
of what's going on. And it's been shadow boxing the
Chiefs all season. It hasn't mattered in the playoffs. They've
(09:42):
been they've been winning these games, and they're gonna win
the Super Bowl and they'll win the championship and all that.
And then I will guarantee you after the Chiefs raise
up the Lombardi Trophy that they will say, well, nobody
thought we could do it. You know, if we're going
where no one's gone before, ah blah blah, they'll be yapping.
(10:02):
Although they claim now I don't really listen to the
outside noise, and they didn't bring it up, but you
you will one hundred percent. No, if this does end
with the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, it is going
to be NonStop patting themselves in the back, overcoming the adversity,
all that stuff, because every team that wins does the
same thing. They all have the same playbook when they win. Now,
(10:24):
last word here, so making the media rounds. Making the
media rounds. Andy read did several interviews. Now Andy does
not do a lot of these interviews locally in Kansas City,
but he does pop up on national shows. It's odd
because in Philadelphia he was on the radio a lot when.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He coached the Eagles. He had a coaches show every week.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
He had to go on with Angelo Cataldi in Philadelphia,
and I know he hated it, but he had to
do it. Now he doesn't have to do it in
Kansas City. There's no coaches show. There's not even a
coach's podcast, as far as I know, does not exist.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But Andy Reiding knowledge in an interview.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This week that the Chiefs are working on some exotic
plays in the Super Bowl. So the question is, why
would Andy Reid confirm that they are planning on using
some trick plays in Super Bowl fifty nine, How do
you benefit from that? And this is obviously the antithesis
(11:27):
of Bill Belichick. Right, but you'd ask Bill Belichick what
time it was, he'd be looking at the clock. He says,
I'm not going to answer that question. I have no answer.
I can't comment on that. But in comparison, Andy Reid
is side by say he's an open book. But anybody
next to Bill Belichick, I would say is an open book.
(11:48):
And Belichick who kept everything close to the vest, even
the vest itself was close to the vest. It was
fascinating how he was able to do that. The benefit
to answer the question why would you do this if
you're Andy Reid? Where the benefit is obvious because it
is a friendly reminder, a friendly reminder being strategic that hey,
(12:11):
you know, we do this a lot, and we're probably
gonna do it again, and we love trickeration. And so hey,
Nick Siriotti and all you Philadelphia Eagle types, Uncle Vic
Fangio and all you clowns over there, when you're preparing,
you're doing that cramming session to get ready for the
Super Bowl, getting everything lined up and all that here's
(12:33):
one more thing to worry about and give you anxiety,
one more thing you have to concern yourself with. And
Kansas City has done it. In these last couple of
Super Bowls. They have used the go Go Gadget play
if you will in the Super Bowl, right, Andy Reid
the hot Dog on a Stick philosophy, and we know
(12:53):
he loves a hot dog on a stick.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And the team from Kansas City using.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The play, they called it, the the corn Dog become iconic.
Who doesn't like a corn dog that's delicious? So they've
used that last couple of times. And so they'll probably
pull out some play from like nineteen forty seven or
nineteen forty six or something like that that was used.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Like one time by a team that no longer.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Exists than Andy Reid heard about it reading a book
somewhere on the toilet, and he was inspired to bring
the play back.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
In the modern era.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And they'll run like the Flying Wedge, which unfortunately is illegal.
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fan and Lorraine saw a.
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Box in the mail table with her name on it.
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FSR Tech Queen And now back to the talk Fiesta
we go. Yes, that's right, Bill, As we're rolling on here,
Jason in Kansas City rights and he says ten out
of ten on the Maland monologue, Ben Travis Kelsey is
living the best life and will be famous forever. I
(16:19):
think the Super Bowl has the potential to be the
best one in a long time. Well, as you know, Jason,
the best means as good as all the rest. So yes,
the Super Bowl will be as good as all the rest.
Ferg Dog writes in says, I'd rather hear more about
that broken knob than that annoying knob, Travis Kelcey, What
does it look like? What does it control? Tell us Ben?
(16:41):
All right, So I will describe for Ferg Dog. So
it is a very small about the size of the
Tippia thumb. In fact, it's right next to my thumb,
and I have big thumb, so it's probably for the
normal person. It's like the tipia thumb, and it's a
clear black knob, and it's the top of it. And
it only controls the input volume, which is not important
(17:05):
at all.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Nope, not even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Don't even need to hear yourself in radio. That's it,
not at all, right, Lorena, least important. I'm sure you
contacted the powers that be right.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh, yes, it's big.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Corporation and they loved that something they just fixed last
week is already broken.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, so they loved it so much they said, well,
we'll wait another couple of days to fix.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It, or something like that is that what they do
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Well, my concern is everyone from the company is like
leaving to go to Louisiana this weekend, right, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Oh my gosh, so they're going to leave you high
and dry.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Well, yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So I need this to get fixed by the weekend
when all these freeloaders go to New Orleans to run
up the expense account on iHeart and I you know,
not that I'm jealous or anything like that at all.
I've never you know, I remember invited that. But I
I just I need this fixed by the time they leave.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
That's why don't you just sit at a different mic?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Well, no, this is my seat, this is my this
is where I sit.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
I just want everyone to know. There are five other
mics in the studio. It's kind of have working buttons.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
No no, no, hold second, you don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's true. And b let me tell you how radio works. Okay,
I'm gonna not you, you know, but I'm gonna tell
the listener. Okay, when you walk into a studio for
the first time, it's kind of like when you get
in a marriage and you have to pick the right
side of the bed when you get married, because that's
the side for life.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
There's no changing sides, no switching.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No, your side is your side, and your side of
the bed is the same side. When you go to hotels,
when you travel to stay at in law's houses or whatever,
you're always on the same side. See, that's the most
important thing. When I walked into the radio station, this
is a new studio. It's a couple of years old.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I walked in, I said, this is my seat, and
this is my seat. I don't sit over there. I
don't sit on the other side. I know this is
mye I know.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I think we could have better contact of the eyeballs
if you sat.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
There's no need for cor No, there's not, because so
many freaking lights in here, because the YouTube channel or
whatever it is that I can't I can't even say,
I like a kind of looking your direction. You probably
think I'm looking at you. I can't really see you.
I can I can see like the top of your head.
I didn't even know Coop was here the other day.
I couldn't see him. I couldn't see him. And it's
not because I'm wearing glasses it's not because of that.
(19:14):
It's just because of the lighting bouncing off. No, I'm
not blind. I'm deaf, but I'm not blind, but I
can I can see all right because I have glasses
so bifocals, so I can see the glass. But the light,
the way it bounce off, it like I'm really looking
at the logo, the FSR logo back at me when
I'm looking in that direction, Like that's the main thing.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Was my face.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Well, it's kind of funny because I feel like a
big I mean, I'm sure this wasn't the motivation at all,
but a big selling point that they said to us was, oh, these.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
New studios were going to be able to all see.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yes, well, I can certainly see the newsroom. It's very
dark in there. There's no one in there at all.
So I'm glad I got to see our newsperson.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's completely empty. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Anyway, all right, so that's the that's the So I
picked this seat and this this is the seat, and
if it's broken, I'll just sit here. Now, I should
pick the one right on the other side of the camera.
That'll really upset. There we go, that'll upset saga right,
Saga who's recording all this remotely in his underwear. He'll
get really upset. Yes, there you go?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Anyway, all right, not again? Not complaining? What else do
we have? It sounds like I'm complaining, but I'm not.
Milkman Mike and Colorado says, fabulous opening monologue to start
the movie night and with teams pulling out the trick plays,
this year, we'll finally see the uh, the wow. I
don't know if I can say that, Milkman Mike. I
think we're we're good on it. Nick the Wendy's Guy
(20:38):
writes it. He says, Ben, Buddy, as much as I
love you and listening to you on my way home,
the move over, super Bowl, Bring on baseball season, Baseball, baseball.
You're ready, You're you're You're in Minnesota, you're a Twins fan.
You really want me to talk about baseball? Come on,
we already know who's gonna win the World Series. It's
already been determined. The Dodgers are gonna win World Series.
(21:01):
It's over.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'll go to the phones. It is a Newby Night.
We'll start out in Alaska and we'll say hello to.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Jake on a Newby Night. All new callers all the time. Hello, Jake,
Oh boy, Jake, Hey.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
There he is. Look at this guy. What a stud? Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Jake?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Hey going? Hey?
Speaker 9 (21:20):
So I was calling to say that I just don't
think that there's anything that's gonna stop Saekwon Barkley from
having a heyday. I know the Chiefs have a good defense,
but I just all these yards run, like sixty yard runs.
He's in breaking off off season. I just don't think
it stops in the super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I don't see.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I agree, he'll have a great game, but he'll lose
and that'll be that.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But he'll put up big numbers.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I don't don't doubt he'll have some big runs against
Kansas City, but it won't be enough.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
Hey, the Eagles beat us in the Patriots beat the
Eagles in the past, and the Super Bowl, we got
a revenge. You know, history repeats itself, same thing. It's
gonna happen again.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Baby, don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Nick Foles ain't walking through that well, he actually is
walking through the door, but he's not playing.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
So that's you'll he'll be I bet you'll be there, right.
They'll probably have him at the game.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
He's of course, I have Jason Kelsey and everybody there.
It'll be, you know, a big reunion. But I don't know, man.
I just I feel like this Chiefs team there, they
struggle along by they they got wins, but it wasn't pretty.
They scored thirty points for the first time last game
all season. I just I just feel like Philadelphia is
just gonna it's it's it's not going to be close.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, Uh, you should bet all your money on on
the Eagles and you'll.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Quote me now, don't forget it.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
A week with's a week from now.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, I'm writing that down. Jake from Alaska. Everyone remember Jake,
not from State Farm, from Alaska.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I thank you, Jake. There you go. Let's go to
who do we have here? Any meanie money? Moe. Let's
go to Joe, who's in lost wages Nevada? What's going on? Joe? Welcome? Welcome?
Oh hold on, say, let me punch the right lineup. No, no,
there we go. There's Joe.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Hello, Joe, Welcome Joe Maryland.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
How are you sure?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Joe? If I was any better, I'd be at a
casino in Vegas. But I'm not. I'm sitting in a
radio studio. So come on out, come, come on out.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
First beers on me.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
There you go, Well we'll do them out of meet
and greet. At some point, I I go to Vegas
a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Vegas is a suburb of l A. You know that,
it's like it's just past riverside from l A. That's all.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Hey man, I love the show.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
But it's uh, what is it?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Who am I?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
At the end of your show?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Who am I?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
That you're triggered by that? You're annoyed by that?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Who No, no, no, I think it's amazing idea.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Oh well, thank you good. I thought you're gonna I
thought you're gonna rip me, but no, I appreciate. Well,
it's just a way to get you to listen a
little bit longer. Who am I game? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Trigger, Those are only the liberals in l A. They
get triggered.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
You're not like those those freaks in l A. No,
not at all. Uh yeah, no, no, I hear you listen.
Who am I? I love it?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
And I spend a lot of time, way too much
time trying to come up with those who am I
game questions, which is a pain. I shouldn't spend that
much time. I should just like whatever first pops in
my head. But by the way, there's my Tom Loodi's
on TV mail, my TV buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
There is they get again? This is that commercial?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
He didn't get paid Every time this commercial airs, we
have a monitor in the studio and his commercial.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
What is that for? Like men?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't know some men enhancement male enhancement project.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I don't know anyway. All right, So you like the
who Am I?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Game?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
What else would you like us to add there? Joe?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I do you know? I mean some of some of
the answers are completely insane, but hey, you know it's
ther time I get it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
How about number number one?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
He needs to number one? Yeah? Or we love we
have our little toy, a jingle toy very important?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Or what's your score prediction on the super Bowl. I'm
gonna put in exact for you.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh you are well, Joe.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
As you know, Joe, not only do I do the
radio show, but I have a TV show, So that'll
be next week. Now, we do the show this week,
but next week the big TV show predition. So keep listening,
same time, same station, and you will find out.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
My guaranteed super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I know you watched the TV show, right, Yeah, you
never miss it, Joe, you never miss it exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
That's a lie. I didn't know you had one. I know.
How dare you?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You got to promote it more than Bete.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I need to have Bill Miller promoted more. But it's on.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
It's on weekends on NBC Sports Cable and Peacock and
all that.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's called Benny Versus the Penny. So check it out.
There we go. It is well, from your lips to
God's ears.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Give me a little cheeser man, give me a store.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
All yeah, we watched the show and then call back.
I give that away for free. Come on, they paid
big money for that, well relatively speaking, big money.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
All right, thank you. It is the Ben Maller Show.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Let's go to Steve, who's in Los Angeles on a
Newbie night eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We're
off to a good start here on a newby day.
Let's not screw it up. What's going on, Steve hey Man?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
But you know I've been listening to you, you know,
out in La on and offward. What have we been
out here in the last thirty years?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Well, you're dating.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You're dating myself out, dare you? But it has been
a long time. We've been yapping for many, many years now.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
I love you, buddy, first time, long time.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I'm five eight a muscular to fifty five. So all right, well,
long show, wrong show anyway, it's a dating show, Loren.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Are you interested? And I know no, i't too short
for him today.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Not interesting.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
But I love Mathew Stafford since he came out to
l A. He starts off slow at the beginning of
the season, you know, like one or four this year
with the Rams, and before you know it, if he's
not trying to force the ball to Cooper Cup or Puka,
if he hits you know, Williams out of the backfield,
the Rams might be playing in the Super Bowl himself.
Love the guy wanted to stay. I guess he wants
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to play another year. But he's not worth forty fifty
million dollars. I don't know how much money his wife.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well, well, time out. Oh it's not your money, what
do you care? It's Walmart money.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I know, yeah, God, I wish they had a granddaughter.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I could Dayton Mary, I know me too.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Any any other Walmart airs out there sitting around my
God geez, every.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Time every time I meet somebody, I'm adobe guess tarvar.
I meet someone laughing Walton like, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Hey, good looking?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
You have a great grandpa by the name of Sam.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
A big fan, big fan of a Walton family.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yes, but I wish, I hope, he says, But if
he wants offensive linemen to protect him, if he wants,
you know, more linebackers to tackle people, he doesn't need
to get forty fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's it going rate though. That's what the That's what
these guys are getting. They're getting forty million, fifty million
dollars a year. That's what the That's where all the
quarterbacks are get.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
You know, I know they are. But Tom Brady like
he's taking a little bit of a pay cut to
have a team around him, you know, the Stafford didn't.
I know, it's Walmart money.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah. I never I never tell someone to take a
pay cut. I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I don't want to take a pay cut. I had
to take a pay cut during COVID. I didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
You know, they made us all take pay cuts. I don't.
I don't. Who wants to take a pay cut. I
don't want to do that. I don't know. Maybe you do.
You want to give back some money to ups so
they can make more money? Oh no, why not many?
What about the people on Wall Street that buy stock
in ups? They want to you want to make more money?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
You know, they want back to Stafford.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Get all that money you can. So if you can
get sixty million dollars, math, go get it.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
There you go. See that's the attitude right there. Who cares?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's not you know, it's not our money, you know.
And it's not like they lower the prices. If they
pay less money for the players, they're gonna they have
a salary cap. And I don't care, like I can.
It does get outrageous when guys that you know suck.
I don't eat Stafford sucks, but like guys like I'm
trying to Kyler Murray blows they Cardinals. It's ridiculous. But
Stafford's won a Super Bowl. He's been one of the
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top ten quarterbacks in the NFL from five to ten
most of his career, so yeah, he's earned the money.
I'm fine. They make a lot of money in the NFL.
But anyway, I think, yes, thank you, Thanks for listening
all these years. Steve, all right, there you go. It's
Steven la big fan, big fan of the show. Clearly,
let's see here page down. Scrooge writes and says, I
(29:25):
noticed the day the Chiefs became the villains is when
Travis Kelsey hooked up with Taylor Swift. Regardless of how
famous and popular she is, there are a lot of
people who do not like her, and when she became
tied to the Chief, society started hating them. I have
to look at my ven diagram to see if that's
(29:46):
the case. Gunner, social media influencer Gunner writes in from
northern Minnesota and says, while a Newby Knight, Wow, he
thinks that we're doing Newby Knight to keep him off
the air. And Gunner, if you think that our motivation
is to keep you off the air, you are one
hundred percent correct. That is why we're doing you tonight.
(30:08):
We're doing it for you so you will not get
on the air. One hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Great guess, Greg Guess.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Tremendous job. It's all about you, Gunner. I lived my
life every day saying how can I piss off? Gunner
at the Walmart congratulate Air High five.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yes, Air High five. Boom all right.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Truck Stop Fungus rites in, always a fan favorite, says
I brought the truck stop sushi for the mal of Militia.
Let's talk about these dolphins tonight. There he goes, he
wants to do.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That chip and the cues.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Going back to the Mala monologue, says hey plus on
the opening Mallond monologue, there is no such thing as
a bad publicity situation. I think P Diddy would disagree
with that statement. Nowadays, Well, people know P Diddy. He's
hanging out. He's like, it's like goodfellas. They're hanging out
to making like Linguini in the prison there and all that,
(30:57):
or maybe they're making something else.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Robbie the Mariner fan says in the NFL is over rated.
I cannot wait for February fourteenth, when the Beavers start
their journey to win their fourth College World Series championship.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Go Beeves, Go Beeves.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
He says, well, Robbie, of course, even though he's Robbie
the Mariner fan, his heart and his ass are in
the state of Oregon.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
It's a little fun fact for you.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
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night long.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Let's take another on. Let's go to Kyle in Vegas. Hello, Kyle,
welcome A.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
First so I'm calling, but this is my second.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I recognize, I recognize your voice. I don't know. Does
he kind of a movie?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You don't call that often. You don't call that much.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Hey, so my thing is for more of Lorain Lorener.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
I'm glad Ben.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Doesn't switch seat because if y'all showed the Satry studio
as mister Rob Parker, who's openly admitted he robbed but
at gas stations day.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
He does what again?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What does what does Rob do?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Out of his own mouse? He robbed? But toilet? He
means no paper, know nothing. If it's there, he sits
on it.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Oh, yeah there, but yeah, Coop and Lee do that too,
not just Rob Parker.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I'm glad you don't switch his brother. You went out
to get hurted. Every other day.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
You wipe down the seat first. And also, you can't
get anything from a toilet seat. You can't know, you
cannot conversation. Yes, we've had this conversation, and I on you.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
There is a.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Sign above the toilet that says there is stuff that
can be transmitted.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Talking about what bathrooms are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
What in Pasadena?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah maybe the women's bathroom, but the men's bathroom. We
have none of that. You can you cannot get a
disease from the toilet seat. It's just you look at
the seat.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
You look at to not put nothing down before you
sit down.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Well here's the listen, hold on time out. Now it's
a placebo effect. It's not doing anything.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
At How many people do not wash the backside of
their thighs?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I understand, but you you look it outIn that toilet.
I kind of I agree with Coop on this. You
look at the quality of that toilet paper seat cover
that's so flimsy. You think that's gonna stop some fungus
from getting your Come on, seriously, well, sometimes.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
When you gotta go, you're on hold on sec Kyle
you're on a road trip.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
You're gonna go out in the woods and grab some
leaves and wipe your ass?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
What are you gonna do? No, you don't. You do
not understand. You can't something. You can't wait, there's something
you gotta go.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
It's paradogging.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Now I have.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I have gone in the great outdoors driving back from
certain places. But uh, I'll put when I'm in the bathroom,
if they if they have that little toilet seed holder,
I'll put it down. But I know it's not doing anything.
But if they don't, they don't have it, and I
gotta go. You know, I'll do the old whitey wipe
and then I'm.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Good, exactly fine. Sometimes sometimes I'll even get some water.
That's next level.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I'll put a little water down. You on this one.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
You can't do it.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I'm sorry, you can't.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
The toilet seat, it doesn't listen.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You you sit your row, took us down, and then
you go home, you take a shower. Who cares?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Uh? I see now see listen. Then I used to
work at a casino and I would watch men go
in there, put their drink next to the urinal, go
pee and then pick that beer right back up, walk
out the damn door.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, that's that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well yeah, now I never I never worked at a casino,
but I've seen the same thing.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I mean, you know, guys are going there and you.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Guys, you know what I'm saying. Let they throw up
and you're gonna sit on that toilet after they threw up,
even if they did clean it off or wipe it
down or whatever, plush the toilet once.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
See we did, did we learn like during the COVID time,
they like that They things die pretty quickly if you
just I was so I googled it.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
I'm gonna read this little blur from you. Many disease
causing organisms can survive only for a short time on
the surface of the seat. For an and for an
infection to cur the germs would have to be transferred
from the toilet seat to your urethraw or genital track.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
You would be having to like you'd have to rub
an orifice on there your skin.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It's like and if you're rubbing your junk on the
toilet said, you got bigger problems.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Okay, you got bigger problems. You might want to see somebody.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
I'm just saying, listen, you never know what people do.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I know, I know what if you think about that, Kyle, Kyle,
I gotta go, Kyle. But if you think that way,
you'll never leave your house. Kyle, you won't go anywhere
you'll be. You'll just stay home. All because people are disgusting.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
We know that. That's the way it is.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
All.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I gotta go. I gotta go. Thank you, Kyle. I
call more often.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
It's a Kyle on a newby Night eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox Time.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Now for the who am I?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Game? As we suck up to that guy in Vegas
who never heard of my TV show? How Damien?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Who?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Here's the who am I? Game?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
John Elway and me are the only quarterbacks to score
rushing touchdowns in multiple Super Bowls? Again, John Elway and
me the only quarterbacks to score a rushing touchdown in
multiple Super Bowls?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Who Am I? The answer? Next?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Seve Bill Miller.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Reminding you you're listening live to The Ben Mahler Show.
You can interact on the live show on X but
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Podcasts will be up right after we get done and
on the weekends. If you like the overnight show, Ben
goes back into the sweatshop of sports talk and does
a separate fifth hour podcast only available in the podcast
format Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so the sports talk does
not stop. Back to the show, we go. That's right, Bill,
(37:47):
and time now for the who am I?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Game?
Speaker 2 (37:49):
John Elway and me are the only quarterbacks to score
a rushing touchdown in.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Multiple Super Bowls? Who am I? That is the question?
What is the answer? Man?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Let's see a far out day of going with the
iconic George Jefferson, one of the great sitcom characters of
my youth.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Who else do we have? Nick going with Sting as
his answer?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Ferg Dog says the guy who never has heard of
penny versus the Penny. Yeah, I'm upset by that. To
Ferg Dog, I mean I mention it to every other frickin'
show three times. The show Malibu Rubin writes and says,
you are Tom Selleck who turns eighty to wow, Tom
Selleck eighty. There's another guy. I mean, if you're young,
(38:32):
you have no idea who that is. But he was
like a big deal back in the day NASCAR. Great
Dick Trickle from random Ryan in Carolina?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Give me a little taste of that dick? Doctor Joyce Brothers.
That's out of context? Audio from Nature Boy. Dank demos
from Alf the Alien Opiner. There's a tale of the
tape between her and Lizzo and she wins. I guess
we should change the Lizo jokes to the dank demos jokes.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
She's got like eighty pounds on Lizen.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, Lizzo is like a lightweight. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
She's like a defensive back. All right, who else do
we have? Page down? Yonder Alonzo. There's a good name
from mister nice guy. That's his answer. A lot of
people with toilet seat jokes. Francis Tarkington from Rob in Minnesota?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Who else? Page down?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Don Juan says Ben and the crew, you are the
NFL's favorite son. Patrick mahomes that that is the answer.
Mister irrigation is listening. He says Leapy leaping Lanny Pofo
is the answer, And do you have an answer?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
By the way, Lorena quickly.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
It's got to be our very own Brady Quinn.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Brady Quinn colleague here, Brady Quinn? Is it Brady Quinn?
No darn? Who else?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Odd answers it's John Elway and me the only quarterbacks
to score rushing touchdowns in multiple Super Bowls. How about
Joe Montana. You don't think of Montana running, but Joe
Montana Now, Jayalen Hurts and Mahomes, if they score a
rushing touchdown in this upcoming Super Bowl, they will join them.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
So there you go. Fun fact. Fun fact,
We go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome, It's our number one. You have stumbled on to
the original recipe Ben Maller Show podcast. Here in our
number one on this thirtieth day of January, the last
Thursday in the month of January, and we have the
elbow room to go wherever we want. And we start
(00:23):
here in our number one with an old favorite, Travis Kelsey,
who says he's embracing the Chiefs as the number one
villains in the NFL. What is your viewpoint on that?
Kelsey also says the Chiefs haven't talked one time about
Super Bowl three Peete being on the table, not one time.
(00:44):
Media brings it up, but the players don't. Your thoughts
on that? Also, why did Andy Reid confirm that Kansas
City will be using trick plays in the Super Bowl?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
We'll go there as well.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
All of that and more coming up right now. It's
like a canister of ice. It's ice ice baby. In
our number one.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You gotta love the bad guy, gotta love it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Wel come in not beginning of another night of the
Ben Mahlor Show. We are in the air everywhere, fellow Commoners.
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here immediately in a bad mood, immediately in a bad mood.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Here.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now, I left yesterday. The equipment was not was not
working properly, so I let Loraina know, I said, Loraina,
the equipment's not working.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Now, we have a.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Major engineering department here, people that know how to fix things.
So I assume by the time I came back into
the studio everything would be working.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And it's you hear that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know if you can hear that, But that's
the piece that's broken, which is still broken, which was
not fixed.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
So I don't know why it was not fit. I
have no idea. I mean, maybe they goes out having
coffee or something.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What happened. But anyway, there you go. So the equipment
still still broken. So just i't to let you know,
like to lure all the affiliates down the line. The knob,
the knobby thingy not working, so you're worried about that.
That's fine, but the.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Show must go on.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So our lead this hour is from Soup super Bowl
fifteen nine. Now super Bowl fifty nine is not being
played this weekend, as you know. In fact, it won't
be played until the following Sunday. However, the calm before
the storm, the dreaded dead week, Now, there is no
such thing as a dead week. There was a point
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in time when you did have the dead week, but
that doesn't exist anymore. So things picking up the next
couple of days. Now, we already had a couple of nuggets,
golden nuggets that were tossed out there as we get
cranked up the full blast. Now in the meantime, before
we get into all that, Travis Kelce, the gift that
(03:44):
keeps on giving, the tight end of your cans City Chiefs,
Travis Kelce, he has filled the sports take collection plate.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Now what has he done? What has he done?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Here?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
If you didn't hear this, Maybe not bobably didn't. The
tight end Travis Kelcey saying recently that he and his
teammates they have embraced the villain role. They've embraced being
the bad guys as they attempt to win that third
Super Bowl in a row. Kelsey on his Fledgling podcast said,
(04:19):
I love it. He said, it makes us even more
of a family. Yes, it's all about that. Yeah, fa
M I L y fam a lee all day, All
right now. Kelsey added that he thinks the outside noise,
you know, people that have opinions that caused the NFL
to make all this money, that the outside noise is
(04:43):
helping to galvanize, helping to galvanize the Chiefs as they
are on their quest to get three championships in row.
He said, you just circle the wagons and blah blah
blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Al right, so let us discuss now. I added the
blah blah blah blah part that he didn't actually say that.
I added the blah blah blah blah blah. That was
not what he said. He said, we'll circle the wagons
and you just do that, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So the question for the esteem panel, Travis Kelcey saying
that he and his teammates are embracing villain status for
this Super Bowl run.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Here, and what is your viewpoint on that?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So I have Darth Vader, Charlie Chaplin, and hot Dog
on a stick, three things that have never been combined
together in the history of radio, but here they.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Are all right.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So, and we'll combine these things together, and then we'll
actually make a knob that will be fixed. The knob
will be fixed because we put those things together. The
broken equipment in the studio. Not that I'm complaining, I'm
just merely pointing it out because maybe if I pointed out,
someone will fix it. But it'll be all taken care
of because we'll combine those things together. So my first
(05:56):
thought here is that Travis Kelcey and the Chiefs are
laughing all the way to the bank the uproar. I
thought it would calm down. We are several days out,
several days out, we're heading into a Thursday now, and
we're still hearing the noise. It's rigged. It's fixed by
dumb people. A lot of dumb people out there. That's rigged. Yes,
(06:17):
the NFL is very worried about market number thirty one.
But it hasn't calmed down, right, it hasn't calmed down.
But this has been an absolute gold rush, an absolute
gold rush for Travis kelce Nobody in the NFL has
monetized themselves more than Travis Kelcey in recent years. You
(06:37):
talk about being the beneficiary writing the coattails of the
Taylor Swift fame train. Jew Yeah, right there, and all
this bad blood for the Chiefs. There is no such thing.
I heard this years ago. It is true. There is
no such thing as bad publicity. As long as they
make sure you know everything's right there. They get your
(06:58):
name out there, people react. It's all about the name
and Travis Kelcey and the Chiefs. It's like the famous
words of Darth Vader in Star Wars. You don't know
the power of the dark Side. You don't And the
Chiefs are embracing.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The power of the dark side at this point.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And I've always said sports hate is the greatest kind
of hate. I love good sports hate. I love it now.
Misplaced sports hate's kind of silly, like when the Bills Mafia.
We're so upset with my friend's sports with Coleman, how
embarrassing was that for Bill's mambi? But this is like fine,
Like the Chiefs are winning all the time, your team
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blows and so you're upset and you're convinced. It's that
illusionary truth phenomenon where you keep hearing over and over
the games are rigged, and you start looking for things
that back that up even when they're not there. Now
page two, So Travis Kelcey also says that Kansas City's
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Locked Karoom all right, has never ever discussed three peating.
That's not been talked about at all, not one time
during the season or the playoff run. He says, it
has not been mentioned at all. It has been asked
about only by the media, but not brought up by
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the players in the room, all right. So that's what
he's saying. So let's discuss Travis Kelsey claiming that the
Chiefs have not have not taken the three pete mantra
inside the locker room. They have not done it one
time ahead of the matchup as they played the Eagles
in the Super Bowl. So your your thoughts on that.
(08:44):
So my thought is this is true, perhaps, but it's irrelevant.
It's like, maybe that's true. I find that hard to believe,
know how the human mind is wired. I have one.
I think you do too, and find it impossible to
believe that it didn't come up at some point like
what would it be like? And if we win, we're
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golden for life, or probably already golden for life, but
we want another one. So think of this like the
early Hollywood star Charlie Chaplin who made his fame in
silent films, night silent movies.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It is a tasset approach that I have here that
the historical run is understood, so you don't have to
like talk about it, even if it's unstated. Everyone's aware
of what's going on. And it's been shadow boxing the
Chiefs all season. It hasn't mattered in the playoffs. They've
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been they've been winning these games, and they're gonna win
the Super Bowl and they'll win the championship and all that.
And then I will guarantee you after the Chiefs raise
up the Lombardi Trophy that they will say, well, nobody
thought we could do it. You know, if we're going
where no one's gone before, ah blah blah, they'll be yapping.
(10:02):
Although they claim now I don't really listen to the
outside noise, and they didn't bring it up, but you
you will one hundred percent. No, if this does end
with the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, it is going
to be NonStop patting themselves in the back, overcoming the adversity,
all that stuff, because every team that wins does the
same thing. They all have the same playbook when they win. Now,
(10:24):
last word here, so making the media rounds. Making the
media rounds. Andy read did several interviews. Now Andy does
not do a lot of these interviews locally in Kansas City,
but he does pop up on national shows. It's odd
because in Philadelphia he was on the radio a lot when.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He coached the Eagles. He had a coaches show every week.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
He had to go on with Angelo Cataldi in Philadelphia,
and I know he hated it, but he had to
do it. Now he doesn't have to do it in
Kansas City. There's no coaches show. There's not even a
coach's podcast, as far as I know, does not exist.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But Andy Reiding knowledge in an interview.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This week that the Chiefs are working on some exotic
plays in the Super Bowl. So the question is, why
would Andy Reid confirm that they are planning on using
some trick plays in Super Bowl fifty nine, How do
you benefit from that? And this is obviously the antithesis
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of Bill Belichick. Right, but you'd ask Bill Belichick what
time it was, he'd be looking at the clock. He says,
I'm not going to answer that question. I have no answer.
I can't comment on that. But in comparison, Andy Reid
is side by say he's an open book. But anybody
next to Bill Belichick, I would say is an open book.
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And Belichick who kept everything close to the vest, even
the vest itself was close to the vest. It was
fascinating how he was able to do that. The benefit
to answer the question why would you do this if
you're Andy Reid? Where the benefit is obvious because it
is a friendly reminder, a friendly reminder being strategic that hey,
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you know, we do this a lot, and we're probably
gonna do it again, and we love trickeration. And so hey,
Nick Siriotti and all you Philadelphia Eagle types, Uncle Vic
Fangio and all you clowns over there, when you're preparing,
you're doing that cramming session to get ready for the
Super Bowl, getting everything lined up and all that here's
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one more thing to worry about and give you anxiety,
one more thing you have to concern yourself with. And
Kansas City has done it. In these last couple of
Super Bowls. They have used the go Go Gadget play
if you will in the Super Bowl, right, Andy Reid
the hot Dog on a Stick philosophy, and we know
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he loves a hot dog on a stick.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And the team from Kansas City using.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The play, they called it, the the corn Dog become iconic.
Who doesn't like a corn dog that's delicious? So they've
used that last couple of times. And so they'll probably
pull out some play from like nineteen forty seven or
nineteen forty six or something like that that was used.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Like one time by a team that no longer.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Exists than Andy Reid heard about it reading a book
somewhere on the toilet, and he was inspired to bring
the play back.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
In the modern era.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And they'll run like the Flying Wedge, which unfortunately is illegal.
But yeah, anyway, all right, it is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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A fan base in Philadelphia are the very upset. Now
the Eagle fans are upset anyway, but they're calling out
(15:01):
what they say is a fake fan and the Eagle
fans are on the warpath.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
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eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox, non regular callers,
non regular callers.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
We'll get to all that, and we will.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Next.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
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Speaker 2 (15:30):
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Send a message in to Ben at Ben Mahler on X.
That's at Ben Mahlor on X Cooper Loop, a Bronco
fan and Lorraine saw a.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Box in the mail table with her name on it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
FSR Tech Queen And now back to the talk Fiesta
we go. Yes, that's right, Bill, As we're rolling on here,
Jason in Kansas City rights and he says ten out
of ten on the Maland monologue, Ben Travis Kelsey is
living the best life and will be famous forever. I
(16:19):
think the Super Bowl has the potential to be the
best one in a long time. Well, as you know, Jason,
the best means as good as all the rest. So yes,
the Super Bowl will be as good as all the rest.
Ferg Dog writes in says, I'd rather hear more about
that broken knob than that annoying knob, Travis Kelcey, What
does it look like? What does it control? Tell us Ben?
(16:41):
All right, So I will describe for Ferg Dog. So
it is a very small about the size of the
Tippia thumb. In fact, it's right next to my thumb,
and I have big thumb, so it's probably for the
normal person. It's like the tipia thumb, and it's a
clear black knob, and it's the top of it. And
it only controls the input volume, which is not important
(17:05):
at all.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Nope, not even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Don't even need to hear yourself in radio. That's it,
not at all, right, Lorena, least important. I'm sure you
contacted the powers that be right.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh, yes, it's big.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Corporation and they loved that something they just fixed last
week is already broken.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, so they loved it so much they said, well,
we'll wait another couple of days to fix.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It, or something like that is that what they do
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Well, my concern is everyone from the company is like
leaving to go to Louisiana this weekend, right, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Oh my gosh, so they're going to leave you high
and dry.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Well, yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So I need this to get fixed by the weekend
when all these freeloaders go to New Orleans to run
up the expense account on iHeart and I you know,
not that I'm jealous or anything like that at all.
I've never you know, I remember invited that. But I
I just I need this fixed by the time they leave.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
That's why don't you just sit at a different mic?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Well, no, this is my seat, this is my this
is where I sit.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
I just want everyone to know. There are five other
mics in the studio. It's kind of have working buttons.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
No no, no, hold second, you don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's true. And b let me tell you how radio works. Okay,
I'm gonna not you, you know, but I'm gonna tell
the listener. Okay, when you walk into a studio for
the first time, it's kind of like when you get
in a marriage and you have to pick the right
side of the bed when you get married, because that's
the side for life.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
There's no changing sides, no switching.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No, your side is your side, and your side of
the bed is the same side. When you go to hotels,
when you travel to stay at in law's houses or whatever,
you're always on the same side. See, that's the most
important thing. When I walked into the radio station, this
is a new studio. It's a couple of years old.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I walked in, I said, this is my seat, and
this is my seat. I don't sit over there. I
don't sit on the other side. I know this is
mye I know.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I think we could have better contact of the eyeballs
if you sat.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
There's no need for cor No, there's not, because so
many freaking lights in here, because the YouTube channel or
whatever it is that I can't I can't even say,
I like a kind of looking your direction. You probably
think I'm looking at you. I can't really see you.
I can I can see like the top of your head.
I didn't even know Coop was here the other day.
I couldn't see him. I couldn't see him. And it's
not because I'm wearing glasses it's not because of that.
(19:14):
It's just because of the lighting bouncing off. No, I'm
not blind. I'm deaf, but I'm not blind, but I
can I can see all right because I have glasses
so bifocals, so I can see the glass. But the light,
the way it bounce off, it like I'm really looking
at the logo, the FSR logo back at me when
I'm looking in that direction, Like that's the main thing.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Was my face.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Well, it's kind of funny because I feel like a
big I mean, I'm sure this wasn't the motivation at all,
but a big selling point that they said to us was, oh, these.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
New studios were going to be able to all see.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yes, well, I can certainly see the newsroom. It's very
dark in there. There's no one in there at all.
So I'm glad I got to see our newsperson.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's completely empty. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Anyway, all right, so that's the that's the So I
picked this seat and this this is the seat, and
if it's broken, I'll just sit here. Now, I should
pick the one right on the other side of the camera.
That'll really upset. There we go, that'll upset saga right,
Saga who's recording all this remotely in his underwear. He'll
get really upset. Yes, there you go?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Anyway, all right, not again? Not complaining? What else do
we have? It sounds like I'm complaining, but I'm not.
Milkman Mike and Colorado says, fabulous opening monologue to start
the movie night and with teams pulling out the trick plays,
this year, we'll finally see the uh, the wow. I
don't know if I can say that, Milkman Mike. I
think we're we're good on it. Nick the Wendy's Guy
(20:38):
writes it. He says, Ben, Buddy, as much as I
love you and listening to you on my way home,
the move over, super Bowl, Bring on baseball season, Baseball, baseball.
You're ready, You're you're You're in Minnesota, you're a Twins fan.
You really want me to talk about baseball? Come on,
we already know who's gonna win the World Series. It's
already been determined. The Dodgers are gonna win World Series.
(21:01):
It's over.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'll go to the phones. It is a Newby Night.
We'll start out in Alaska and we'll say hello to.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Jake on a Newby Night. All new callers all the time. Hello, Jake,
Oh boy, Jake, Hey.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
There he is. Look at this guy. What a stud? Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Jake?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Hey going? Hey?
Speaker 9 (21:20):
So I was calling to say that I just don't
think that there's anything that's gonna stop Saekwon Barkley from
having a heyday. I know the Chiefs have a good defense,
but I just all these yards run, like sixty yard runs.
He's in breaking off off season. I just don't think
it stops in the super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I don't see.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I agree, he'll have a great game, but he'll lose
and that'll be that.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But he'll put up big numbers.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I don't don't doubt he'll have some big runs against
Kansas City, but it won't be enough.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
Hey, the Eagles beat us in the Patriots beat the
Eagles in the past, and the Super Bowl, we got
a revenge. You know, history repeats itself, same thing. It's
gonna happen again.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Baby, don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Nick Foles ain't walking through that well, he actually is
walking through the door, but he's not playing.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
So that's you'll he'll be I bet you'll be there, right.
They'll probably have him at the game.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
He's of course, I have Jason Kelsey and everybody there.
It'll be, you know, a big reunion. But I don't know, man.
I just I feel like this Chiefs team there, they
struggle along by they they got wins, but it wasn't pretty.
They scored thirty points for the first time last game
all season. I just I just feel like Philadelphia is
just gonna it's it's it's not going to be close.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, Uh, you should bet all your money on on
the Eagles and you'll.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Quote me now, don't forget it.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
A week with's a week from now.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, I'm writing that down. Jake from Alaska. Everyone remember Jake,
not from State Farm, from Alaska.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I thank you, Jake. There you go. Let's go to
who do we have here? Any meanie money? Moe. Let's
go to Joe, who's in lost wages Nevada? What's going on? Joe? Welcome? Welcome?
Oh hold on, say, let me punch the right lineup. No, no,
there we go. There's Joe.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Hello, Joe, Welcome Joe Maryland.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
How are you sure?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Joe? If I was any better, I'd be at a
casino in Vegas. But I'm not. I'm sitting in a
radio studio. So come on out, come, come on out.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
First beers on me.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
There you go, Well we'll do them out of meet
and greet. At some point, I I go to Vegas
a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Vegas is a suburb of l A. You know that,
it's like it's just past riverside from l A. That's all.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Hey man, I love the show.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
But it's uh, what is it?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Who am I?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
At the end of your show?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Who am I?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
That you're triggered by that? You're annoyed by that?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Who No, no, no, I think it's amazing idea.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Oh well, thank you good. I thought you're gonna I
thought you're gonna rip me, but no, I appreciate. Well,
it's just a way to get you to listen a
little bit longer. Who am I game? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Trigger, Those are only the liberals in l A. They
get triggered.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
You're not like those those freaks in l A. No,
not at all. Uh yeah, no, no, I hear you listen.
Who am I? I love it?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
And I spend a lot of time, way too much
time trying to come up with those who am I
game questions, which is a pain. I shouldn't spend that
much time. I should just like whatever first pops in
my head. But by the way, there's my Tom Loodi's
on TV mail, my TV buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
There is they get again? This is that commercial?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
He didn't get paid Every time this commercial airs, we
have a monitor in the studio and his commercial.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
What is that for? Like men?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't know some men enhancement male enhancement project.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I don't know anyway. All right, So you like the
who Am I?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Game?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
What else would you like us to add there? Joe?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I do you know? I mean some of some of
the answers are completely insane, but hey, you know it's
ther time I get it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
How about number number one?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
He needs to number one? Yeah? Or we love we
have our little toy, a jingle toy very important?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Or what's your score prediction on the super Bowl. I'm
gonna put in exact for you.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh you are well, Joe.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
As you know, Joe, not only do I do the
radio show, but I have a TV show, So that'll
be next week. Now, we do the show this week,
but next week the big TV show predition. So keep listening,
same time, same station, and you will find out.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
My guaranteed super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I know you watched the TV show, right, Yeah, you
never miss it, Joe, you never miss it exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
That's a lie. I didn't know you had one. I know.
How dare you?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You got to promote it more than Bete.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I need to have Bill Miller promoted more. But it's on.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
It's on weekends on NBC Sports Cable and Peacock and
all that.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's called Benny Versus the Penny. So check it out.
There we go. It is well, from your lips to
God's ears.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Give me a little cheeser man, give me a store.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
All yeah, we watched the show and then call back.
I give that away for free. Come on, they paid
big money for that, well relatively speaking, big money.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
All right, thank you. It is the Ben Maller Show.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Let's go to Steve, who's in Los Angeles on a
Newbie night eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We're
off to a good start here on a newby day.
Let's not screw it up. What's going on, Steve hey Man?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
But you know I've been listening to you, you know,
out in La on and offward. What have we been
out here in the last thirty years?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Well, you're dating.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You're dating myself out, dare you? But it has been
a long time. We've been yapping for many, many years now.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
I love you, buddy, first time, long time.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I'm five eight a muscular to fifty five. So all right, well,
long show, wrong show anyway, it's a dating show, Loren.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Are you interested? And I know no, i't too short
for him today.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Not interesting.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
But I love Mathew Stafford since he came out to
l A. He starts off slow at the beginning of
the season, you know, like one or four this year
with the Rams, and before you know it, if he's
not trying to force the ball to Cooper Cup or Puka,
if he hits you know, Williams out of the backfield,
the Rams might be playing in the Super Bowl himself.
Love the guy wanted to stay. I guess he wants
(26:52):
to play another year. But he's not worth forty fifty
million dollars. I don't know how much money his wife.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well, well, time out. Oh it's not your money, what
do you care? It's Walmart money.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I know, yeah, God, I wish they had a granddaughter.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I could Dayton Mary, I know me too.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Any any other Walmart airs out there sitting around my
God geez, every.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Time every time I meet somebody, I'm adobe guess tarvar.
I meet someone laughing Walton like, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Hey, good looking?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
You have a great grandpa by the name of Sam.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
A big fan, big fan of a Walton family.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yes, but I wish, I hope, he says, But if
he wants offensive linemen to protect him, if he wants,
you know, more linebackers to tackle people, he doesn't need
to get forty fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's it going rate though. That's what the That's what
these guys are getting. They're getting forty million, fifty million
dollars a year. That's what the That's where all the
quarterbacks are get.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
You know, I know they are. But Tom Brady like
he's taking a little bit of a pay cut to
have a team around him, you know, the Stafford didn't.
I know, it's Walmart money.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah. I never I never tell someone to take a
pay cut. I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I don't want to take a pay cut. I had
to take a pay cut during COVID. I didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
You know, they made us all take pay cuts. I don't.
I don't. Who wants to take a pay cut. I
don't want to do that. I don't know. Maybe you do.
You want to give back some money to ups so
they can make more money? Oh no, why not many?
What about the people on Wall Street that buy stock
in ups? They want to you want to make more money?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
You know, they want back to Stafford.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Get all that money you can. So if you can
get sixty million dollars, math, go get it.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
There you go. See that's the attitude right there. Who cares?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's not you know, it's not our money, you know.
And it's not like they lower the prices. If they
pay less money for the players, they're gonna they have
a salary cap. And I don't care, like I can.
It does get outrageous when guys that you know suck.
I don't eat Stafford sucks, but like guys like I'm
trying to Kyler Murray blows they Cardinals. It's ridiculous. But
Stafford's won a Super Bowl. He's been one of the
(29:04):
top ten quarterbacks in the NFL from five to ten
most of his career, so yeah, he's earned the money.
I'm fine. They make a lot of money in the NFL.
But anyway, I think, yes, thank you, Thanks for listening
all these years. Steve, all right, there you go. It's
Steven la big fan, big fan of the show. Clearly,
let's see here page down. Scrooge writes and says, I
(29:25):
noticed the day the Chiefs became the villains is when
Travis Kelsey hooked up with Taylor Swift. Regardless of how
famous and popular she is, there are a lot of
people who do not like her, and when she became
tied to the Chief, society started hating them. I have
to look at my ven diagram to see if that's
(29:46):
the case. Gunner, social media influencer Gunner writes in from
northern Minnesota and says, while a Newby Knight, Wow, he
thinks that we're doing Newby Knight to keep him off
the air. And Gunner, if you think that our motivation
is to keep you off the air, you are one
hundred percent correct. That is why we're doing you tonight.
(30:08):
We're doing it for you so you will not get
on the air. One hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Great guess, Greg Guess.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Tremendous job. It's all about you, Gunner. I lived my
life every day saying how can I piss off? Gunner
at the Walmart congratulate Air High five.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yes, Air High five. Boom all right.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Truck Stop Fungus rites in, always a fan favorite, says
I brought the truck stop sushi for the mal of Militia.
Let's talk about these dolphins tonight. There he goes, he
wants to do.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That chip and the cues.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Going back to the Mala monologue, says hey plus on
the opening Mallond monologue, there is no such thing as
a bad publicity situation. I think P Diddy would disagree
with that statement. Nowadays, Well, people know P Diddy. He's
hanging out. He's like, it's like goodfellas. They're hanging out
to making like Linguini in the prison there and all that,
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or maybe they're making something else.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Robbie the Mariner fan says in the NFL is over rated.
I cannot wait for February fourteenth, when the Beavers start
their journey to win their fourth College World Series championship.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Go Beeves, Go Beeves.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
He says, well, Robbie, of course, even though he's Robbie
the Mariner fan, his heart and his ass are in
the state of Oregon.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
It's a little fun fact for you.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
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night long.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Let's take another on. Let's go to Kyle in Vegas. Hello, Kyle,
welcome A.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
First so I'm calling, but this is my second.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I recognize, I recognize your voice. I don't know. Does
he kind of a movie?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You don't call that often. You don't call that much.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Hey, so my thing is for more of Lorain Lorener.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
I'm glad Ben.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Doesn't switch seat because if y'all showed the Satry studio
as mister Rob Parker, who's openly admitted he robbed but
at gas stations day.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
He does what again?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What does what does Rob do?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Out of his own mouse? He robbed? But toilet? He
means no paper, know nothing. If it's there, he sits
on it.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Oh, yeah there, but yeah, Coop and Lee do that too,
not just Rob Parker.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I'm glad you don't switch his brother. You went out
to get hurted. Every other day.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
You wipe down the seat first. And also, you can't
get anything from a toilet seat. You can't know, you
cannot conversation. Yes, we've had this conversation, and I on you.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
There is a.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Sign above the toilet that says there is stuff that
can be transmitted.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Talking about what bathrooms are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
What in Pasadena?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah maybe the women's bathroom, but the men's bathroom. We
have none of that. You can you cannot get a
disease from the toilet seat. It's just you look at
the seat.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
You look at to not put nothing down before you
sit down.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Well here's the listen, hold on time out. Now it's
a placebo effect. It's not doing anything.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
At How many people do not wash the backside of
their thighs?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I understand, but you you look it outIn that toilet.
I kind of I agree with Coop on this. You
look at the quality of that toilet paper seat cover
that's so flimsy. You think that's gonna stop some fungus
from getting your Come on, seriously, well, sometimes.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
When you gotta go, you're on hold on sec Kyle
you're on a road trip.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
You're gonna go out in the woods and grab some
leaves and wipe your ass?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
What are you gonna do? No, you don't. You do
not understand. You can't something. You can't wait, there's something
you gotta go.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
It's paradogging.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Now I have.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I have gone in the great outdoors driving back from
certain places. But uh, I'll put when I'm in the bathroom,
if they if they have that little toilet seed holder,
I'll put it down. But I know it's not doing anything.
But if they don't, they don't have it, and I
gotta go. You know, I'll do the old whitey wipe
and then I'm.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Good, exactly fine. Sometimes sometimes I'll even get some water.
That's next level.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I'll put a little water down. You on this one.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
You can't do it.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I'm sorry, you can't.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
The toilet seat, it doesn't listen.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You you sit your row, took us down, and then
you go home, you take a shower. Who cares?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Uh? I see now see listen. Then I used to
work at a casino and I would watch men go
in there, put their drink next to the urinal, go
pee and then pick that beer right back up, walk
out the damn door.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, that's that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well yeah, now I never I never worked at a casino,
but I've seen the same thing.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I mean, you know, guys are going there and you.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Guys, you know what I'm saying. Let they throw up
and you're gonna sit on that toilet after they threw up,
even if they did clean it off or wipe it
down or whatever, plush the toilet once.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
See we did, did we learn like during the COVID time,
they like that They things die pretty quickly if you
just I was so I googled it.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
I'm gonna read this little blur from you. Many disease
causing organisms can survive only for a short time on
the surface of the seat. For an and for an
infection to cur the germs would have to be transferred
from the toilet seat to your urethraw or genital track.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
You would be having to like you'd have to rub
an orifice on there your skin.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It's like and if you're rubbing your junk on the
toilet said, you got bigger problems.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Okay, you got bigger problems. You might want to see somebody.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
I'm just saying, listen, you never know what people do.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I know, I know what if you think about that, Kyle, Kyle,
I gotta go, Kyle. But if you think that way,
you'll never leave your house. Kyle, you won't go anywhere
you'll be. You'll just stay home. All because people are disgusting.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
We know that. That's the way it is.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
All.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
I gotta go. I gotta go. Thank you, Kyle. I
call more often.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
It's a Kyle on a newby Night eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox Time.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Now for the who am I?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Game? As we suck up to that guy in Vegas
who never heard of my TV show? How Damien?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Who?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Here's the who am I? Game?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
So?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
John Elway and me are the only quarterbacks to score
rushing touchdowns in multiple Super Bowls? Again, John Elway and
me the only quarterbacks to score a rushing touchdown in
multiple Super Bowls?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Who Am I? The answer? Next?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Seve Bill Miller.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Reminding you you're listening live to The Ben Mahler Show.
You can interact on the live show on X but
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Podcasts will be up right after we get done and
on the weekends. If you like the overnight show, Ben
goes back into the sweatshop of sports talk and does
a separate fifth hour podcast only available in the podcast
format Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so the sports talk does
not stop. Back to the show, we go. That's right, Bill,
(37:47):
and time now for the who am I?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Game?
Speaker 2 (37:49):
John Elway and me are the only quarterbacks to score
a rushing touchdown in.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Multiple Super Bowls? Who am I? That is the question?
What is the answer? Man?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Let's see a far out day of going with the
iconic George Jefferson, one of the great sitcom characters of
my youth.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Who else do we have? Nick going with Sting as
his answer?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Ferg Dog says the guy who never has heard of
penny versus the Penny. Yeah, I'm upset by that. To
Ferg Dog, I mean I mention it to every other frickin'
show three times. The show Malibu Rubin writes and says,
you are Tom Selleck who turns eighty to wow, Tom
Selleck eighty. There's another guy. I mean, if you're young,
(38:32):
you have no idea who that is. But he was
like a big deal back in the day NASCAR. Great
Dick Trickle from random Ryan in Carolina?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Give me a little taste of that dick? Doctor Joyce Brothers.
That's out of context? Audio from Nature Boy. Dank demos
from Alf the Alien Opiner. There's a tale of the
tape between her and Lizzo and she wins. I guess
we should change the Lizo jokes to the dank demos jokes.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
She's got like eighty pounds on Lizen.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, Lizzo is like a lightweight. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
She's like a defensive back. All right, who else do
we have? Page down? Yonder Alonzo. There's a good name
from mister nice guy. That's his answer. A lot of
people with toilet seat jokes. Francis Tarkington from Rob in Minnesota?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Who else? Page down?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Don Juan says Ben and the crew, you are the
NFL's favorite son. Patrick mahomes that that is the answer.
Mister irrigation is listening. He says Leapy leaping Lanny Pofo
is the answer, And do you have an answer?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
By the way, Lorena quickly.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
It's got to be our very own Brady Quinn.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Brady Quinn colleague here, Brady Quinn? Is it Brady Quinn?
No darn? Who else?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Odd answers it's John Elway and me the only quarterbacks
to score rushing touchdowns in multiple Super Bowls. How about
Joe Montana. You don't think of Montana running, but Joe
Montana Now, Jayalen Hurts and Mahomes, if they score a
rushing touchdown in this upcoming Super Bowl, they will join them.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
So there you go. Fun fact. Fun fact,
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