February 7, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Brooklyn Nets getting out of the Ben Simmons business, what is next for Ben Simmons after this buyout, the Timberwolves trying and failing to land Kevin Durant before the deadline, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, Shaka laka. It's our n Bird two hour two
and it's all about Ben, not me. Ben Simmons. Brooklyn
is getting out of the Ben Simmons business. What does
that signify to you? Also, what's next for the Ozzie
Ben Simmons after being excommunicated from the team in Brooklyn
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and the Timberwolves tried and failed to land Kevin Durant
before the NBA trade deadline. Your thoughts on that. We'll
get to all of it and more right now on
this seventh day of February. Here it is our number two. Well,
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We're gonna go to pro Bouncy Ball, but we'll get
back to the NFL, the Big Stories in Football. The
Award Show made for TV Awards Extravaganza in New Orleans.
(01:56):
They announced the new members of the Hall of Fame
and e Lime Manny was blocked not in the Hall
of Fame. Good job by the Hall of Fame voters there.
He is not worthy, certainly not a first ballot Hall
of Fame. I wouldn't put him in. Eventually he'll get in,
but he doesn't belong there. He just was not worthy
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as a Hall of Fame level quarterback. We'll talk more
about that also. The MVP Award. Will do a full
mal of monologue later on this But Josh Allen ends
up taking the win, and it's Super Bowl weekend. The
only thing Buffalo can win on Super Bowl weekend is
the MVP Award, So they've got that. They don't actually
get to the Super Bowl over and they do, they
don't win it. So Josh Allen beats out Lamar Jackson.
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That was deemed controversial. So we'll talk more about that
as we go through the overnight. But our lead this
hour from pro Bouncy Ball. The music stopped music, and
I was sleeping. I don't know if you know that
do an overnight show. So I was sleeping, but the
music stopped. On the NBA trade that line twenty twenty five,
A flurry, a flurry of deals. The Wizards sent Marvin
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Bagley the Third who was supposed to be good but isn't,
and Johnny Davis, whoever that is, to the Grizzlies. They
got Marcus Smart. Remember when this guy was a big
star for the Celtics and he had the green hair
and he I believe he had a serial named after him.
I was at one of the grocery stores there in
Boston and I saw there was a serial with Marcus
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Smart's face on it, and I thought, Wow, Marcus Smart
is big enough to get his own cereal. That's pretty wild.
And now he's playing for the Wizards, or maybe he'll
be bought out a Dennis Schroeder or Shrewder. Shrewder. He's
the guy that said slavery. It's modern day slavery being
an NBA ballplayer and being traded. And so he has
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been traded again. That is now what five teams he
has technically been a part of this year. He is
re rooted or routed from the Pistons. He was with
the Warriors after originally I think he was with the Nets.
He went to the Warriors, and then he was traded
to the Heat, then he was traded to the Jazz,
and then now he's ending up with the Pistons. Okay, okay, Yeah,
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he started the year with the Nets, but Warriors, Jazz
and so not the Heat, Warriors, Jazz, Pistons. And that's
it all right. Now the Hawks, they made a trade
with the People's team Bogdan Bogdanovic, Bogdon Bogdanovic, who at
one point was deemed a pretty good player, although he
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hasn't played well this year. And three second round picks,
how valuable are those go to the People's team the
Clippers for that man. There goes that man, Terrence Mann.
He's going to Atlanta. Good airport, bad basketball, good airport
and bones Highland, good name, not a good game. But
he's going to the Hawks. So We'll see if Bogdon
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Bogdanovich can unlock a Clipper team which is in a
malaise that All Star Break a couple of weeks before
the All Star Break malaise that they are in right now,
but Bogdanovitch goes there. The Hawks also sent DeAndre Hunter
to the Cadavers in exchange for Karris LeVert, who I've
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heard of used to be with the Nets. And there
were like other players and second round picks Andriten draft
pick swaps and all that crap. But none of those
moves I believe are worthy of a full Mallon monologue,
So instead we turn our attention to just below the
Brooklyn Bridge. Why why not? We have learned that the
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basketball team that used to be in New Jersey and
has been in Brooklyn for many years now, the Nets
are working to buy out slash forward guard Ben Simmons,
the assie Ben Simmons. He can be yours if you
want to sign a player who doesn't like playing basketball,
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So let us discuss the question. This guy was a
big star early on and a top pick in the
draft with the Sixers, was an All Star and generational talent.
Part of the Sixers sucking trust the process where they
trusted the process that got them Ben Simmons, who's been
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hanging out at the Halfway House in Brooklyn. So the
Nets getting out, here's the question as we discuss the
Nets getting out of the Ben Simmons business, what does
that signify to you? What does that signify to you?
So I've got hands of Stone, traveling, gypsy and bong
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and we will combine all of these things together and
we hope, we hope to hit on all soil. So
num burn I said, numb Burg. The Brooklyn Nets are
not only a basketball team, but they have also finally
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seen the light. They have crossed the rubicon. And good job.
It took you a while. I don't know why it
took you so long. Bad job by you, but finally
you have wised up. Right, they are now acting like
the one of the great moments in my lifetime in
boxing history, there was a boxer whose nickname was Hands
of Stone, Roberto Robert Durant. Roberto Durant, Right, Roberto Durant,
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No moss, no moss uh. And that makes you wonder that,
you know, makes you wonder what exactly got them to
this point. Ben Simmons has been the poster boy for
what is the modern NBA uber talented check uninterested in
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playing basketball? Check enigma check check check. He's twenty eight
years old. It's now been three seasons below the Brooklyn Bridge.
He was acquired James Harden actually was the player that
was the James Harden trade who went He was upset
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with the Nets, so he went to the Sixers, and
then Ben Simmons went back inbound to the Nets. And
Simmons has played more than forty games one time with
the Net. Now I played eighty two. They're supposed to
play eighty two. He's played more than forty one time.
This season, Ben Simmons has averaged a little over six points,
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a little over five rebounds, a little less than seven assists,
and he's played about twenty five minutes a game. Essentially,
he's played hooky yet again this year. And now he
is on a one way bus ticket out of the
Nets or so Page two. What is next for Ben Simmons?
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We know he's been fired by the Brooklyn Nets, But
what is next for Ben Simmons after getting that buy out?
So he is going to do what he's been doing
his entire career. Why would he stop now it's working.
It's not working on the court, but it's working financially.
Ben Simmons will continue his life as a traveling gypsy
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of hoop. A traveling gypsy of hoop, that's Ben Simmons.
He will go to the next town, he'll steal more
money and then it'll move to another town. He's a
con man. He's a confidence man and he can do
it because he's six foot ten and he has all
the skills other than the fact he can't shoot. But
he is enticing. He is enticing for those that are
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convinced they have the father Flannagan in them. They can
turn around players that it's not going well in their careers.
And it takes a village, and they have the right
village and all that bull crab and while Simmons has
he's been a versatile defender the few minutes he's played
on the court. He's a strong passer for some of
his size. He also has a Komodo dragon in the room,
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the HeLa monster, the yips right, can't shoot more than
five feet away from the basket. He's a liability. It's
we talked about him back in his Philadelphia days, and
I remember doing Mallard monologue about him because I was fascinated.
And we talk about the Lakers now with Luca and
with Lebron, and when those guys start playing together, they
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will be on the power play on offense and they'll
be shorthanded on defense. Well, the Sixers when they had
Ben Simmons and he was a big minute guy in
their rotation, they were playing four on five on offense
because as long as Ben Simmons was away from the
painted area, he wasn't gonna shoot. He was not going
to So you knew defensively you didn't have to worry
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about Ben Simmons. When he was out, he passed the
ball so he could lay off him defensively. And so
he's been able to fleece millions, millions and millions of
dollars from gulible unsuspecting NBA executives, and Simmons takes that
cash up front right, gets that guaranteed money, and then
he provides an incomplete substandard performance if he even shows
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up to work at all. Now I have a little
concern because the early reporting indicates the one of the
teams interested in Ben Simmons is the people's team. The
Clippers are said to be interested, and I really am
confused by what's going on over there, because this is
the epitome of what you don't want. This is I
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don't understand. I guess to the Clippers are trying to
corner the market on basketball players who are contaminated with
this mindset of not being all that interesting, not having
in playing, not being a team that's built on perseverance.
And you want to want a dog, I need those.
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I don't need cats. I need no. Well, they got
a lot of cats over there in Clipperland right now,
injury prone players who have good talent. But Ben Simmons,
I guess he could be the apprentice or the understudy
to Kawhi Leonard. And then they'll say, if they do
get Ben Simmons, they'll say, well, if we stay healthy,
we're gonna win the championship. Of course they'll never stay healthy.
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Pump the brakes on that right now, all right now,
final point. I want to go back to the NBA
trade deadline. Interesting story of what did not happen out
of Minnesota, the pim Wolves, the Minnesota tim Wolves. Multiple
stories throughout the day that Minnesota explored getting into the
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Kevin Durant sweepstakes. They were thinking about buying a couple
of tickets, hoping that they won the fifty to fifty
raffle for Kevin Durant and they would reunite him with
his buddy Anthony Edwards. So the story was that the
Wolves thought that Durant would be open to coming to
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the winter wonderland of Minnesota. It obviously did not happen. However,
they're saying, well, the buzz was real. It really, it
really happened. The rumor was real, all right. So question
for the esteem panel, the Timberwolves trying and failing the
land Kevin Durant from Phoenix before the NBA trade deadline,
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your thoughts on this plot twist out of Minnesota. So
I believe, based on what I have known of available
draft capital and the way that the machine works in
the NBA, that several executives in my opinion for the
Timberwolves dusted off their bong and they were smoking psychedelic
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drugs out of that bong a. I don't care how
much Kevin Durant likes Anthony Edwards, He's not gonna want
to go to the Twin Cities. So that's a starter.
And unless I'm mistaken, and correct me if I am mistaken,
hasn't Minnesota because of the Rudy Gobert trade and these
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other trades, they've made pretty much traded all of their
lottery tickets. They don't have any lottery tickets that are
worth anything for several years. For several years, they don't
have a goodie bag to hand out. There is literally
nothing there there that they could have offered that Phoenix
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would have been interested in it. So I mean, let's
they got some kind of bag of tricks we don't
know about in the Minnesota front office and they could
use a Jedi mind trick. I really, I think that's
a story that was total bullshoy, is what I think
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gotta get rid of this Bill Miller, gad man, this
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Bad job by him. Anyway, we are hanging out with
you as we work our way through the overnight hours.
And Ferg doog rites since says I firmly believe bogdan
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Bogdanovich is the missing piece that the Clipper super fan
has been writing about. Now that the team is complete,
these guys are the limit. I don't know what you're
talking about. Late Night Drug tester says Kevin Durant has
two things keeping him from Minnesota, a visit with Hayes
and scathing YouTube content from Gunner. It's a fair point.
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That is a fair point. Mallard prop guy who was
the seat filler at the twenty twenty four Malapalooza, says
the Camp Snoopy said, Camp Snoopy is the he's excited
about that. We will get to Camp Snoopy coming up
here in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Tom points out that the fine people of Minnesota. Tom
represents the Chamber of Commerce of the state of Minnesota.
He says, we can offer delicious juicy lucy's to the
slim Reaper. Well, that is true, and I don't know
that Durant eats a lot. I know he likes weed
a ton, and he's into the weed, and so maybe
he eats a lot, but he doesn't. He's a pretty
skinny guy. He's the slim reaper. Like, if you offered
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me endless juicy lucy's, I'm there. I love the juicy lucy.
I ate every possible juicy lucy I could get my
hands on.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
What's a juicy lucy?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Lorena you do not know what a juicy loocy?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Is that a sandwich?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
No, it's not just a sandwich. It is the signature
dish of Minnesota. Of Minneapolis, Oh yeah, I had no idea.
It is a delicious burger stuffed with cheese in the
middle of the burger, not on top like your normal cheeseburger.
In the middle of the burger they put that cheese.
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That's called that juicy lucy.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I think it's on infomercial for that back and when
I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's awesome. And I was in Minnesota a couple of
years ago, and we asked the militia, you know, because
you know, I don't live there, and you look at
websites and sometimes they say certain things and it's bull
crap because people pay for advertising on websites. But you
asked the locals. And there was a guy who was
a like a chef in Minnesota. He's a fan of
the show, and he told me his place in Saint Paul,
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which is right across the street from the high school
Paul Molitor went to and Joe Mauer, same high school,
and it's just a little kind of dive bar and
they've got the top Juicy Lucy and went there. It
was awesome. Went there. I think I went there twice.
I think we stopped on the way to the airport.
We stopped at that place for an extra one and
then there were like two other places that were really
well known. But yeah, you gotta go to Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
The cheese in the center that looks so good.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh, it's awesome, that's great.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Wow. Coops over here drooling on the desk.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, hey, well I'm down. We'll do another Malor meet
and greet in Minnesota. It's a way that it's beautiful
in the summertime. It's the land of ten thousand lakes
and ten million mosquitos in the summertime, and in the
winter time it's minus forty.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Coops, and it's not down to go to Minnesota. That's
not what I said.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What's wrong with Minnesota. Minnesota is wonderful, good people, good
that it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Nothing's wrong with the Minnesota. It's just but what you know,
it's uh what I feel like that'd be an expensive
plane ticket.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Nah, I wouldn't be that o'h google it.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And you know we should if we should plant it
around when the Angels are playing the twins.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yes, yes, because you want to see the Angels. Yes,
you know, I read a story I I was getting
ready for spring training, so I'm I'm an idiot, and
I read these previews of what's going on. You know
that I don't know what's going on, but you don't
pay attention to everything every day and put it all together.
And so it said, the Angels have the long this
is almost impossible.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
So the Angels have the longest drought in baseball without
making the playoffs. They haven't made the playoffs since was
it twenty fourteen? Yeah? And they also have, according to
the nerd websites, the lowest rated minor league system in
all of baseball. How is that possible? Like, if you suck,
aren't you supposed to get at least a few good
players because you suck and you have high draft picks.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's the organization, it's the it's.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
The understand But just by, like the Bengals sucked forever
and they just stumbled onto Joe Burrow right like that,
the Pirates blow and they ended up with it. You know,
they got this. You know, Paul Skeen's guy, this top pitcher,
guy who's amazing.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The yeah, but they're going to go back to like
you know, I'm sure he's going to be gone soon
and pirates will go back to sucking.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
The Angels don't even have that.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
No, I know, it's I mean, they fascinate.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
They did have it, well, yeah, they did that, Mike Trout,
then they had show and then just did that work out?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, not, well it's garbage.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I'm only an Angels fan when I travel outside of
the state.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I understand. That's how it works.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Now, fair enough, let's go to the phones, and let's
go back to the worst bus driver in North America,
Lance the bus Driver. Hello, Lance the bus Driver in
San Francisco. Welcome Lance.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Good evening, mister Mahler. I see that you've hit if
I read that the wires right, you're one of the
best two hundred radio talk shows in America.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, I know, I know you're bad at math. I
understand you're bat that's that's our top twenty. Yeah, that's
the top twenty. Dummy guy, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Oh? I thought you were like one?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, yeah, I know. Well that's that's de very math
from Lance the bus Driver right there. It's good to know.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, you doing, buddy, I haven't heard from you know.
I took them mat off the work. Usually I got
to wake up at three thirty in the morning to
get to work, so I can't, of course listen to you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
You could always wake up at like two thirty and
listen to the last half hour of the show, and I.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Wish I could, but I go to bed at eleven.
I only get fight three or four hours of sleep, but.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Go to bed when our show starts in San Francisco, DA.
Don't you know how offensive that is. Don't you have
tenure as a bus driver? Can't you get a better
shift than that?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It's a terrible shift. I got twenty four years. But
you got to go where the money is, and if
you go early, that's where the money is.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Why why is that where the money is? Explaining to me,
because you know we lost because of you. We lost Roberto,
my old engineer. He's now a bus driver.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Because yeah, well, you know, we get a pretty good
way sure in San Francisco, but you know, the streets
are pretty rough, meaning not only what you're dealing with,
but the streets are freaking They don't understand what it's
called fulling in the pot bow. Do you driving at
the end of the night, you do a ten hour shift,
your back is trying to stand straight, and I've got
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a bad back and all that stuff, and it's pretty rough.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
But you know, well you've got back because you know
I've had to carry you on my back, so I
should be the one I've been.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
You've been daring me for years, Mallard, and I love
watching you Benny versus Penny with a guy who has
no teeth in his mouth. What's his name? They guy?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh, that'd be teleprompter, Tom teleprompter Tom Looney, right there.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Tom Lody. That poor guy's got three teeth in his mouth,
but he's still got a great voice. You gotta love
it you're doing.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
He's got that two more teeth and weed man, hippie as.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah, you got your long hair growing, you got your
beautiful hair, but you put a beanie on your head
and all that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That's my class. I look, I'm a snapping man. You
know what I am. Last I'm Debonair, you, Mama, Luke,
I am Debonair.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Make you a big listen. I know you Malard. When
you wear sandals every day and all you drink was
lemonade and chicken fingers, and I know you're well.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I miss those days. How much fun those days were, Lance,
Oh my god, I love those days. I still remember.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I'm not a big shot, Lance, I'm not a big shot.
I remember when you poisoned me. I almost died because
you brought food to the station and you poisoned me
with a black taco that I had to run to
the bathroom and missed part of the show because you
brought up. You brought a soiled taco to the studio.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Top me.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, listen you, I don't know what you put in there,
but I had the Tennessee trots is what I had
because of.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
You, yous off almost Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
My god, I I thought. I know. They say, if
you go to like Mexico, you come back, you have
Manuzuma's revenge. I had. I don't know what you did
to those things, but man, that was so bad. I
needed my own squatty potty is.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
What I needed sandwiches after that, But you did, you
really went for it that much.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I emptied my store, I emptied my stomach. I emptied
my stomach after that is what.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
I did, and trimmed. Then this was the old. I
mean everything in site the mall.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If I recall Lance, you were large and in charge. Lance.
If I remember Lance, you you Lance were the size
of the bay bridge. Okay, the size of the bay bridge.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
They call you the buffet bandit. Remember the buffet banded.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'm the reason they put time limits on the buffets.
It is my fault. That's why they put.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
The time The cancers is it called cancers?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, cancers is yeah? That Lankers is my favorite.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Then I went there last year. I had to go
see my cousin who passed away recently. But I went
to go in there, and you know, hey, let's go there.
So I've been to when New York cat is awesome.
I go down there. They aparely put any straw on
the freaking sandwich. I have to look outside every five
minutes to make sure no one stole my car.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I know it. It is like Sodom and Gomorrah. And
the great knowing about LA is that none of the
politicians think. You know, It's like LA's version of the
Tenderloin District. Right around there. You can get any kind
of drugs you want. In MacArthur Park in l A.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I brought my own car down there wasn't a rent
a car. And every two minutes I was looking out
the window.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I know, and well they do. They do have a
parking lot. They have a parking lot of lankers. But
I tell you, I tell you funny storyland. So when
I lived I used to live it over Lincoln Heights
in LA. I take the train over there to Langers.
And every time i'd get off the train off that
I think it was called the Red Line back then,
I don't know if it still is. Every time i'd
get off the train station, the same guys I D,
I D Passport, I D. They were the guys like advertising, counterfeit,
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passports and license. And then if you wanted any kind
of drugs, right, you know, I got cocaine over here,
you got the heroin over there, fed and all over there.
It's unbelievab. It's like a swap meet for drugs and
nobody knows anything about. It's wild.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
But you know, now everything I had I hate. Used
to have a really really nice car. But in October, oh.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I remember, that's the last I think, that's the last
time you call your car was still when you found
your car?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
My car, they stole my car in front of my house.
They had these you know, the computer stuff, and I
found it. I saw it on TV. They were doing
in Oakland, those spin arounds in my car. But I
was in a vacation for a birthday and Hawaii, so
you know, the insurance took care of me, and it
was all good and all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
But he took care of you. But did they give
you the full amount or what.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
The they really took care of me. I think I
made a matter of fact, I loved that car I had.
It was a beautiful It was called the Avalanche r
D twenty twenty. It looked like the Batmobile. But I'm
a sixty year old man now, so maybe it was
the best thing that ever happened to me.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
How did you become sixty? How did that happen?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Lance?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I don't remember you were young when I first met you.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Hey, Dot Mallard. I feel great. I've got a bad
back for my job and my next so I'm paint
a lot, but it's what it is. But I feel great.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Do you come come visitors sometime?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Lance?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
When you're in We'll try.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
But you know, to get down there. And I watched
it for the family. But hey, hey ww farms see them.
But my family, my nephews and my wife's count they
run the WWE almost someones you see out there, that's
my nephews.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And my Lance is a made man of the WWE.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's pretty oftome to see my
nephews are, I know, since their babies just doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You know, that's great? All right, it is all right.
I gotta go. Lance. You're bow guarding all the time. Now,
you're bow guarding all the time. But thank you, all right,
just the show legend, Lance the bus driver, the babbling,
bumbling buffoon. We love him though. He's our buffoon. He's
our guy, Lance the bus Driver. And thank you Lance.
It is the the Ben Malor Show. That is the
(29:41):
show that you are listening to right now, and we
we do thank you for that. And I think you
need to look better. I think you need better clothes, is.
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now to transgender Dave, who is in the state of Texas.
(30:14):
It says on my board, this might be his last
call every Why is that? Transgender Dave?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
The doctor says, I need to attend to something. It
it's called sleeping.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm sorry, Oh, transgender Dave, you can't. I mean, come on,
how about once a week, you know you stay up
with us? How about that?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Well, you know, there's always a podcast. By the way,
I recommend Ben's podcast on the weekend. I hope you
get a little bit of sugar from that, Vinna, I
think it's important that we, well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
The company definitely gets a lot of sugar. I don't
know that that sugar trickles down, but I guess eventually
it'll trickle down.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Anyway, I'm in crisis. You may have noticed that our
fascist president is not allowing men to play in women's
sports anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I saw that. It's gotta be devastating for you, transgender
day Oh you know.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
It turns out a lot of people were watching the
Olympic boxing and they did not like seeing a guy
beat the hell out of a woman for me. For me,
it was I thought, oh, this was fantastic. I was
in a transport of ecstasy. But it's worse than that.
(31:33):
It's like, there are only two sexes now, and I thought, oh, crap,
I only have two choices like two weeks ago, like
forty one. Now it's down to two. This is not fair.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, I understand. That's devastating. And by send me an email,
Transgender Dave. I'll have you give me your doctor's phone number.
I'll talk with your doctor. I'll give you an exemption
so you can still listen once a week.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Okay, Oh yeah, maybe you can send me some of
your speed. That would be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Well, I can put you in contact with my doctor.
His name is Jed, and he knows he knows a
lot of that good stuff. He's over in Florida, but
he'll send it over to you. You'll hand deliver it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yeah, we had an eight year I called you eight
years ago for the first time.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh man, well, don't leave us. Transgender Dave, you're you're
a big part of the show. You're a big part
of it. We're very we're woke because you're listening.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Last one, last thing to Lorena. Lorena, please could you
get those curtains off your window? There's still a real problem.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, I need.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Them to sleep through the day.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, thank you, Dave, all right, go away, there's
transgender Dave Robin Minnesota says you were spoiled and went
to the right place, going to match for your juicy Lucy.
They have the best burger, hands down. Everything else is
second fiddle there in Minnesota. Yes, Oh St. Paul was beautiful,
although they didn't need the parking lot. There were a
lot of potholes in the parking lot. There's a little
market over there, and I remember I was worried we're
(32:58):
gonna have to pay extra for the Renald because there
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because we have Mallard to the third degree. That's right,
I said Mallard to the third degree. That is right
around the corner. Time now though, for the Insta trivia,
Patrick Mahomes and Blank are the only active starting quarterbacks
in the NFL with a winning record in the fourth
quarter on game winning drive opportunities. Again, Patrick, Mahomes and
(33:44):
Blank the only active starting quarterbacks with a winning record
in the fourth quarter comeback game winning drive opportunities. That
is the Insta trivia. The answer. We'll get to it
and we will do it next.
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And you're listening now. It's say it's a radio show.
It's so simple. It's a radio show. But did you
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(35:20):
it is the chatter Watch it is the Ben Malord
Showtime to pay off the Insta Trivia. Then we'll have
Mallard to the third degree. But first the Insta Trivia
question of the hour. Patrick Maholmes and Blank are the
only active starting quarterbacks that have a winning record on
fourth quarter game winning drive opportunities. They are the only
(35:40):
two that can claim that they have that on their resume.
And let's see, does anyone know the answer? We go
to the great Unwashed and mister irrigation says Sonny Jurgensen, Redskins,
Super Bowl fifty nine champion Eagles. He says, all right,
I don't know what that means. Joe Ferguson from Robin, Minnesota.
(36:02):
Greg Gagney, a legend from back in the day from
I forty Ian. I think it's no, no, no, it's Gagny. Yeah,
that's how he pronounced his name, Gagney.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
He did.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'm not making that up. Ganne was a picture for
the Dodgers. Same name. It's like ben Wah and Benoit.
There was a Clipper Potato exactly, Stubby Clap. That's a
good name. Mister nice guy went with stubby Clap as
his answer. Mark Mark Twain from alf the Alien Opiner.
Who else do we have? Goofy Goofy guests by the
(36:38):
Milkman mic in Colorado. Let's see page down. You are
the baby on the Nirvana album who is now thirty
four years old?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Oh man, Spencer.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Eldon, that kid's thirty four years old. Wow man, yikes.
If you don't know who that is, it's before your time.
But it was a big deal when that happened to
Andy says what about a nine year old girl?
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Andy?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And Lino Lakes Lorraine of the Roseberg Rams guessed by
malar prop guy. I guess yeah, uh Barcavius Mingo from
O g Art Puffin, Jeff Smoker from Malibu Rubin, and
the count guessed by JT the Wingman. Unless it's not Lorraine,
do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yes, man, I'm gonna go with Drew breese Er.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's also not meat loaf guessed by the American therapist
or the ham Burglar from our Buddy Truck or Joe.
The correct answer Jalen hurts both quarterbacks. Jalen Hurts thirteen
and ten fourth quarter game winning opportunities. Maholmes is thirty
and nineteen in his career. Here we go, it's Mallard.
How about that?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
To the third degree, this is one big vent gets
grilled Kuferlop.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Michael Parsons a radio appearance this week where he said
that the Cowboys struggled so much that he doesn't think
Derrick Henry would have helped them.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Ben, Is he right?
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Well you never know, right, you can say that and
there's no way to prove that he would have helped
him and would not have helped them. All I know
about the Dallas Cowboys, right, All I know is that
this past season, in terms of rushing game performance, the
Dallas Cowboys were twenty seventh in the NFL, so if
(38:30):
they were like fifteenth in the NFL, I think that
would have mattered. What do I know, I just do
the overnight show. So he's just saying that to be polite,
but I disagree.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Next, running back Josh Jacobs also made the rounds and
said that he thinks Green Bay needs a guy that's
proven to be a number one ride receiver already, and
then he was asked if the team should try reuniting
with Davante Adams. He said, if he comes at the
right price, tell him to slide. Ben, could you see
an Adams Packers reunion?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yes, Adams is a diminishing asset. The Packers never signed
top notch free agents my entire life. They never signed
those guys. So Adams is older now, he's coming off
a down season. That is the perfect guy's from Green Bay.
Played there a London, so that is the type of
player the Packers would bring back the Lambo field. Next.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
On Tuesday, the mayor of Saint Petersburg, Florida, said the
city is poised to move on from the Rays if
they reject a new stadium deal. Ben, do you think
we could be seeing the end of the Do you
think we could be seeing the Rays migrate?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah? I mentioned this in a previous episodes episode of
the show. But yeah, I mean Baseball wants to put
a team in Nashville. They want to add expansion teams,
and they want to put a team in Vegas. And
then the A's moved to Vegas, so the Rays could
move to Nashville. Ultimately, I think they'll stay. It sounds
like they're gonna stay in Florida. I don't believe they're
gonna leave. But how do we do you pass this
(39:51):
edision that is a ro put it on the board.
Another wins all Tom wins came right here, This guy
right here, Bill Miller.
Boom, Shaka laka. It's our n Bird two hour two
and it's all about Ben, not me. Ben Simmons. Brooklyn
is getting out of the Ben Simmons business. What does
that signify to you? Also, what's next for the Ozzie
Ben Simmons after being excommunicated from the team in Brooklyn
(00:25):
and the Timberwolves tried and failed to land Kevin Durant
before the NBA trade deadline. Your thoughts on that. We'll
get to all of it and more right now on
this seventh day of February. Here it is our number two. Well,
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We're gonna go to pro Bouncy Ball, but we'll get
back to the NFL, the Big Stories in Football. The
Award Show made for TV Awards Extravaganza in New Orleans.
(01:56):
They announced the new members of the Hall of Fame
and e Lime Manny was blocked not in the Hall
of Fame. Good job by the Hall of Fame voters there.
He is not worthy, certainly not a first ballot Hall
of Fame. I wouldn't put him in. Eventually he'll get in,
but he doesn't belong there. He just was not worthy
(02:19):
as a Hall of Fame level quarterback. We'll talk more
about that also. The MVP Award. Will do a full
mal of monologue later on this But Josh Allen ends
up taking the win, and it's Super Bowl weekend. The
only thing Buffalo can win on Super Bowl weekend is
the MVP Award, So they've got that. They don't actually
get to the Super Bowl over and they do, they
don't win it. So Josh Allen beats out Lamar Jackson.
(02:42):
That was deemed controversial. So we'll talk more about that
as we go through the overnight. But our lead this
hour from pro Bouncy Ball. The music stopped music, and
I was sleeping. I don't know if you know that
do an overnight show. So I was sleeping, but the
music stopped. On the NBA trade that line twenty twenty five,
A flurry, a flurry of deals. The Wizards sent Marvin
(03:07):
Bagley the Third who was supposed to be good but isn't,
and Johnny Davis, whoever that is, to the Grizzlies. They
got Marcus Smart. Remember when this guy was a big
star for the Celtics and he had the green hair
and he I believe he had a serial named after him.
I was at one of the grocery stores there in
Boston and I saw there was a serial with Marcus
(03:29):
Smart's face on it, and I thought, Wow, Marcus Smart
is big enough to get his own cereal. That's pretty wild.
And now he's playing for the Wizards, or maybe he'll
be bought out a Dennis Schroeder or Shrewder. Shrewder. He's
the guy that said slavery. It's modern day slavery being
an NBA ballplayer and being traded. And so he has
(03:51):
been traded again. That is now what five teams he
has technically been a part of this year. He is
re rooted or routed from the Pistons. He was with
the Warriors after originally I think he was with the Nets.
He went to the Warriors, and then he was traded
to the Heat, then he was traded to the Jazz,
and then now he's ending up with the Pistons. Okay, okay, Yeah,
(04:17):
he started the year with the Nets, but Warriors, Jazz
and so not the Heat, Warriors, Jazz, Pistons. And that's
it all right. Now the Hawks, they made a trade
with the People's team Bogdan Bogdanovic, Bogdon Bogdanovic, who at
one point was deemed a pretty good player, although he
(04:38):
hasn't played well this year. And three second round picks,
how valuable are those go to the People's team the
Clippers for that man. There goes that man, Terrence Mann.
He's going to Atlanta. Good airport, bad basketball, good airport
and bones Highland, good name, not a good game. But
he's going to the Hawks. So We'll see if Bogdon
(05:00):
Bogdanovich can unlock a Clipper team which is in a
malaise that All Star Break a couple of weeks before
the All Star Break malaise that they are in right now,
but Bogdanovitch goes there. The Hawks also sent DeAndre Hunter
to the Cadavers in exchange for Karris LeVert, who I've
(05:20):
heard of used to be with the Nets. And there
were like other players and second round picks Andriten draft
pick swaps and all that crap. But none of those
moves I believe are worthy of a full Mallon monologue,
So instead we turn our attention to just below the
Brooklyn Bridge. Why why not? We have learned that the
(05:44):
basketball team that used to be in New Jersey and
has been in Brooklyn for many years now, the Nets
are working to buy out slash forward guard Ben Simmons,
the assie Ben Simmons. He can be yours if you
want to sign a player who doesn't like playing basketball,
(06:06):
So let us discuss the question. This guy was a
big star early on and a top pick in the
draft with the Sixers, was an All Star and generational talent.
Part of the Sixers sucking trust the process where they
trusted the process that got them Ben Simmons, who's been
(06:27):
hanging out at the Halfway House in Brooklyn. So the
Nets getting out, here's the question as we discuss the
Nets getting out of the Ben Simmons business, what does
that signify to you? What does that signify to you?
So I've got hands of Stone, traveling, gypsy and bong
(06:53):
and we will combine all of these things together and
we hope, we hope to hit on all soil. So
num burn I said, numb Burg. The Brooklyn Nets are
not only a basketball team, but they have also finally
(07:18):
seen the light. They have crossed the rubicon. And good job.
It took you a while. I don't know why it
took you so long. Bad job by you, but finally
you have wised up. Right, they are now acting like
the one of the great moments in my lifetime in
boxing history, there was a boxer whose nickname was Hands
of Stone, Roberto Robert Durant. Roberto Durant, Right, Roberto Durant,
(07:41):
No moss, no moss uh. And that makes you wonder that,
you know, makes you wonder what exactly got them to
this point. Ben Simmons has been the poster boy for
what is the modern NBA uber talented check uninterested in
(08:03):
playing basketball? Check enigma check check check. He's twenty eight
years old. It's now been three seasons below the Brooklyn Bridge.
He was acquired James Harden actually was the player that
was the James Harden trade who went He was upset
(08:23):
with the Nets, so he went to the Sixers, and
then Ben Simmons went back inbound to the Nets. And
Simmons has played more than forty games one time with
the Net. Now I played eighty two. They're supposed to
play eighty two. He's played more than forty one time.
This season, Ben Simmons has averaged a little over six points,
(08:44):
a little over five rebounds, a little less than seven assists,
and he's played about twenty five minutes a game. Essentially,
he's played hooky yet again this year. And now he
is on a one way bus ticket out of the
Nets or so Page two. What is next for Ben Simmons?
(09:04):
We know he's been fired by the Brooklyn Nets, But
what is next for Ben Simmons after getting that buy out?
So he is going to do what he's been doing
his entire career. Why would he stop now it's working.
It's not working on the court, but it's working financially.
Ben Simmons will continue his life as a traveling gypsy
(09:27):
of hoop. A traveling gypsy of hoop, that's Ben Simmons.
He will go to the next town, he'll steal more
money and then it'll move to another town. He's a
con man. He's a confidence man and he can do
it because he's six foot ten and he has all
the skills other than the fact he can't shoot. But
he is enticing. He is enticing for those that are
(09:48):
convinced they have the father Flannagan in them. They can
turn around players that it's not going well in their careers.
And it takes a village, and they have the right
village and all that bull crab and while Simmons has
he's been a versatile defender the few minutes he's played
on the court. He's a strong passer for some of
his size. He also has a Komodo dragon in the room,
(10:12):
the HeLa monster, the yips right, can't shoot more than
five feet away from the basket. He's a liability. It's
we talked about him back in his Philadelphia days, and
I remember doing Mallard monologue about him because I was fascinated.
And we talk about the Lakers now with Luca and
with Lebron, and when those guys start playing together, they
(10:32):
will be on the power play on offense and they'll
be shorthanded on defense. Well, the Sixers when they had
Ben Simmons and he was a big minute guy in
their rotation, they were playing four on five on offense
because as long as Ben Simmons was away from the
painted area, he wasn't gonna shoot. He was not going
to So you knew defensively you didn't have to worry
(10:52):
about Ben Simmons. When he was out, he passed the
ball so he could lay off him defensively. And so
he's been able to fleece millions, millions and millions of
dollars from gulible unsuspecting NBA executives, and Simmons takes that
cash up front right, gets that guaranteed money, and then
he provides an incomplete substandard performance if he even shows
(11:15):
up to work at all. Now I have a little
concern because the early reporting indicates the one of the
teams interested in Ben Simmons is the people's team. The
Clippers are said to be interested, and I really am
confused by what's going on over there, because this is
the epitome of what you don't want. This is I
(11:38):
don't understand. I guess to the Clippers are trying to
corner the market on basketball players who are contaminated with
this mindset of not being all that interesting, not having
in playing, not being a team that's built on perseverance.
And you want to want a dog, I need those.
(11:58):
I don't need cats. I need no. Well, they got
a lot of cats over there in Clipperland right now,
injury prone players who have good talent. But Ben Simmons,
I guess he could be the apprentice or the understudy
to Kawhi Leonard. And then they'll say, if they do
get Ben Simmons, they'll say, well, if we stay healthy,
we're gonna win the championship. Of course they'll never stay healthy.
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Pump the brakes on that right now, all right now,
final point. I want to go back to the NBA
trade deadline. Interesting story of what did not happen out
of Minnesota, the pim Wolves, the Minnesota tim Wolves. Multiple
stories throughout the day that Minnesota explored getting into the
(12:40):
Kevin Durant sweepstakes. They were thinking about buying a couple
of tickets, hoping that they won the fifty to fifty
raffle for Kevin Durant and they would reunite him with
his buddy Anthony Edwards. So the story was that the
Wolves thought that Durant would be open to coming to
(13:01):
the winter wonderland of Minnesota. It obviously did not happen. However,
they're saying, well, the buzz was real. It really, it
really happened. The rumor was real, all right. So question
for the esteem panel, the Timberwolves trying and failing the
land Kevin Durant from Phoenix before the NBA trade deadline,
(13:22):
your thoughts on this plot twist out of Minnesota. So
I believe, based on what I have known of available
draft capital and the way that the machine works in
the NBA, that several executives in my opinion for the
Timberwolves dusted off their bong and they were smoking psychedelic
(13:48):
drugs out of that bong a. I don't care how
much Kevin Durant likes Anthony Edwards, He's not gonna want
to go to the Twin Cities. So that's a starter.
And unless I'm mistaken, and correct me if I am mistaken,
hasn't Minnesota because of the Rudy Gobert trade and these
(14:08):
other trades, they've made pretty much traded all of their
lottery tickets. They don't have any lottery tickets that are
worth anything for several years. For several years, they don't
have a goodie bag to hand out. There is literally
nothing there there that they could have offered that Phoenix
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would have been interested in it. So I mean, let's
they got some kind of bag of tricks we don't
know about in the Minnesota front office and they could
use a Jedi mind trick. I really, I think that's
a story that was total bullshoy, is what I think
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his dumb TV show. It's called Benny Versus the Penny.
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(17:11):
gotta get rid of this Bill Miller, gad man, this
guy the loser. Yeah, total king of all schmucks, Bill Miller.
Bad job by him. Anyway, we are hanging out with
you as we work our way through the overnight hours.
And Ferg doog rites since says I firmly believe bogdan
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Bogdanovich is the missing piece that the Clipper super fan
has been writing about. Now that the team is complete,
these guys are the limit. I don't know what you're
talking about. Late Night Drug tester says Kevin Durant has
two things keeping him from Minnesota, a visit with Hayes
and scathing YouTube content from Gunner. It's a fair point.
(17:58):
That is a fair point. Mallard prop guy who was
the seat filler at the twenty twenty four Malapalooza, says
the Camp Snoopy said, Camp Snoopy is the he's excited
about that. We will get to Camp Snoopy coming up
here in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Tom points out that the fine people of Minnesota. Tom
represents the Chamber of Commerce of the state of Minnesota.
He says, we can offer delicious juicy lucy's to the
slim Reaper. Well, that is true, and I don't know
that Durant eats a lot. I know he likes weed
a ton, and he's into the weed, and so maybe
he eats a lot, but he doesn't. He's a pretty
skinny guy. He's the slim reaper. Like, if you offered
(18:38):
me endless juicy lucy's, I'm there. I love the juicy lucy.
I ate every possible juicy lucy I could get my
hands on.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
What's a juicy lucy?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Lorena you do not know what a juicy loocy?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Is that a sandwich?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
No, it's not just a sandwich. It is the signature
dish of Minnesota. Of Minneapolis, Oh yeah, I had no idea.
It is a delicious burger stuffed with cheese in the
middle of the burger, not on top like your normal cheeseburger.
In the middle of the burger they put that cheese.
(19:12):
That's called that juicy lucy.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I think it's on infomercial for that back and when
I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's awesome. And I was in Minnesota a couple of
years ago, and we asked the militia, you know, because
you know, I don't live there, and you look at
websites and sometimes they say certain things and it's bull
crap because people pay for advertising on websites. But you
asked the locals. And there was a guy who was
a like a chef in Minnesota. He's a fan of
the show, and he told me his place in Saint Paul,
(19:40):
which is right across the street from the high school
Paul Molitor went to and Joe Mauer, same high school,
and it's just a little kind of dive bar and
they've got the top Juicy Lucy and went there. It
was awesome. Went there. I think I went there twice.
I think we stopped on the way to the airport.
We stopped at that place for an extra one and
then there were like two other places that were really
well known. But yeah, you gotta go to Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
The cheese in the center that looks so good.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh, it's awesome, that's great.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Wow. Coops over here drooling on the desk.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, hey, well I'm down. We'll do another Malor meet
and greet in Minnesota. It's a way that it's beautiful
in the summertime. It's the land of ten thousand lakes
and ten million mosquitos in the summertime, and in the
winter time it's minus forty.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Coops, and it's not down to go to Minnesota. That's
not what I said.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What's wrong with Minnesota. Minnesota is wonderful, good people, good
that it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Nothing's wrong with the Minnesota. It's just but what you know,
it's uh what I feel like that'd be an expensive
plane ticket.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Nah, I wouldn't be that o'h google it.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
And you know we should if we should plant it
around when the Angels are playing the twins.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yes, yes, because you want to see the Angels. Yes,
you know, I read a story I I was getting
ready for spring training, so I'm I'm an idiot, and
I read these previews of what's going on. You know
that I don't know what's going on, but you don't
pay attention to everything every day and put it all together.
And so it said, the Angels have the long this
is almost impossible.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
So the Angels have the longest drought in baseball without
making the playoffs. They haven't made the playoffs since was
it twenty fourteen? Yeah? And they also have, according to
the nerd websites, the lowest rated minor league system in
all of baseball. How is that possible? Like, if you suck,
aren't you supposed to get at least a few good
players because you suck and you have high draft picks.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's the organization, it's the it's.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
The understand But just by, like the Bengals sucked forever
and they just stumbled onto Joe Burrow right like that,
the Pirates blow and they ended up with it. You know,
they got this. You know, Paul Skeen's guy, this top pitcher,
guy who's amazing.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The yeah, but they're going to go back to like
you know, I'm sure he's going to be gone soon
and pirates will go back to sucking.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
The Angels don't even have that.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
No, I know, it's I mean, they fascinate.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
They did have it, well, yeah, they did that, Mike Trout,
then they had show and then just did that work out?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, not, well it's garbage.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I'm only an Angels fan when I travel outside of
the state.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I understand. That's how it works.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Now, fair enough, let's go to the phones, and let's
go back to the worst bus driver in North America,
Lance the bus Driver. Hello, Lance the bus Driver in
San Francisco. Welcome Lance.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Good evening, mister Mahler. I see that you've hit if
I read that the wires right, you're one of the
best two hundred radio talk shows in America.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, I know, I know you're bad at math. I
understand you're bat that's that's our top twenty. Yeah, that's
the top twenty. Dummy guy, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Oh? I thought you were like one?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, yeah, I know. Well that's that's de very math
from Lance the bus Driver right there. It's good to know.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, you doing, buddy, I haven't heard from you know.
I took them mat off the work. Usually I got
to wake up at three thirty in the morning to
get to work, so I can't, of course listen to you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
You could always wake up at like two thirty and
listen to the last half hour of the show, and I.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Wish I could, but I go to bed at eleven.
I only get fight three or four hours of sleep, but.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Go to bed when our show starts in San Francisco, DA.
Don't you know how offensive that is. Don't you have
tenure as a bus driver? Can't you get a better
shift than that?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It's a terrible shift. I got twenty four years. But
you got to go where the money is, and if
you go early, that's where the money is.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Why why is that where the money is? Explaining to me,
because you know we lost because of you. We lost Roberto,
my old engineer. He's now a bus driver.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Because yeah, well, you know, we get a pretty good
way sure in San Francisco, but you know, the streets
are pretty rough, meaning not only what you're dealing with,
but the streets are freaking They don't understand what it's
called fulling in the pot bow. Do you driving at
the end of the night, you do a ten hour shift,
your back is trying to stand straight, and I've got
(24:06):
a bad back and all that stuff, and it's pretty rough.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
But you know, well you've got back because you know
I've had to carry you on my back, so I
should be the one I've been.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
You've been daring me for years, Mallard, and I love
watching you Benny versus Penny with a guy who has
no teeth in his mouth. What's his name? They guy?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh, that'd be teleprompter, Tom teleprompter Tom Looney, right there.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Tom Lody. That poor guy's got three teeth in his mouth,
but he's still got a great voice. You gotta love
it you're doing.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
He's got that two more teeth and weed man, hippie as.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah, you got your long hair growing, you got your
beautiful hair, but you put a beanie on your head
and all that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That's my class. I look, I'm a snapping man. You
know what I am. Last I'm Debonair, you, Mama, Luke,
I am Debonair.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Make you a big listen. I know you Malard. When
you wear sandals every day and all you drink was
lemonade and chicken fingers, and I know you're well.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I miss those days. How much fun those days were, Lance,
Oh my god, I love those days. I still remember.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I'm not a big shot, Lance, I'm not a big shot.
I remember when you poisoned me. I almost died because
you brought food to the station and you poisoned me
with a black taco that I had to run to
the bathroom and missed part of the show because you
brought up. You brought a soiled taco to the studio.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Top me.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, listen you, I don't know what you put in there,
but I had the Tennessee trots is what I had
because of.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
You, yous off almost Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
My god, I I thought. I know. They say, if
you go to like Mexico, you come back, you have
Manuzuma's revenge. I had. I don't know what you did
to those things, but man, that was so bad. I
needed my own squatty potty is.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
What I needed sandwiches after that, But you did, you
really went for it that much.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I emptied my store, I emptied my stomach. I emptied
my stomach after that is what.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
I did, and trimmed. Then this was the old. I
mean everything in site the mall.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If I recall Lance, you were large and in charge. Lance.
If I remember Lance, you you Lance were the size
of the bay bridge. Okay, the size of the bay bridge.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
They call you the buffet bandit. Remember the buffet banded.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'm the reason they put time limits on the buffets.
It is my fault. That's why they put.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
The time The cancers is it called cancers?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, cancers is yeah? That Lankers is my favorite.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Then I went there last year. I had to go
see my cousin who passed away recently. But I went
to go in there, and you know, hey, let's go there.
So I've been to when New York cat is awesome.
I go down there. They aparely put any straw on
the freaking sandwich. I have to look outside every five
minutes to make sure no one stole my car.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I know it. It is like Sodom and Gomorrah. And
the great knowing about LA is that none of the
politicians think. You know, It's like LA's version of the
Tenderloin District. Right around there. You can get any kind
of drugs you want. In MacArthur Park in l A.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I brought my own car down there wasn't a rent
a car. And every two minutes I was looking out
the window.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I know, and well they do. They do have a
parking lot. They have a parking lot of lankers. But
I tell you, I tell you funny storyland. So when
I lived I used to live it over Lincoln Heights
in LA. I take the train over there to Langers.
And every time i'd get off the train off that
I think it was called the Red Line back then,
I don't know if it still is. Every time i'd
get off the train station, the same guys I D,
I D Passport, I D. They were the guys like advertising, counterfeit,
(27:38):
passports and license. And then if you wanted any kind
of drugs, right, you know, I got cocaine over here,
you got the heroin over there, fed and all over there.
It's unbelievab. It's like a swap meet for drugs and
nobody knows anything about. It's wild.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
But you know, now everything I had I hate. Used
to have a really really nice car. But in October, oh.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I remember, that's the last I think, that's the last
time you call your car was still when you found
your car?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
My car, they stole my car in front of my house.
They had these you know, the computer stuff, and I
found it. I saw it on TV. They were doing
in Oakland, those spin arounds in my car. But I
was in a vacation for a birthday and Hawaii, so
you know, the insurance took care of me, and it
was all good and all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
But he took care of you. But did they give
you the full amount or what.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
The they really took care of me. I think I
made a matter of fact, I loved that car I had.
It was a beautiful It was called the Avalanche r
D twenty twenty. It looked like the Batmobile. But I'm
a sixty year old man now, so maybe it was
the best thing that ever happened to me.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
How did you become sixty? How did that happen?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Lance?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I don't remember you were young when I first met you.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Hey, Dot Mallard. I feel great. I've got a bad
back for my job and my next so I'm paint
a lot, but it's what it is. But I feel great.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Do you come come visitors sometime?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Lance?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
When you're in We'll try.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
But you know, to get down there. And I watched
it for the family. But hey, hey ww farms see them.
But my family, my nephews and my wife's count they
run the WWE almost someones you see out there, that's
my nephews.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And my Lance is a made man of the WWE.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's pretty oftome to see my
nephews are, I know, since their babies just doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You know, that's great? All right, it is all right.
I gotta go. Lance. You're bow guarding all the time. Now,
you're bow guarding all the time. But thank you, all right,
just the show legend, Lance the bus driver, the babbling,
bumbling buffoon. We love him though. He's our buffoon. He's
our guy, Lance the bus Driver. And thank you Lance.
It is the the Ben Malor Show. That is the
(29:41):
show that you are listening to right now, and we
we do thank you for that. And I think you
need to look better. I think you need better clothes, is.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
What I think.
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now to transgender Dave, who is in the state of Texas.
(30:14):
It says on my board, this might be his last
call every Why is that? Transgender Dave?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
The doctor says, I need to attend to something. It
it's called sleeping.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm sorry, Oh, transgender Dave, you can't. I mean, come on,
how about once a week, you know you stay up
with us? How about that?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Well, you know, there's always a podcast. By the way,
I recommend Ben's podcast on the weekend. I hope you
get a little bit of sugar from that, Vinna, I
think it's important that we, well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
The company definitely gets a lot of sugar. I don't
know that that sugar trickles down, but I guess eventually
it'll trickle down.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Anyway, I'm in crisis. You may have noticed that our
fascist president is not allowing men to play in women's
sports anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I saw that. It's gotta be devastating for you, transgender
day Oh you know.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
It turns out a lot of people were watching the
Olympic boxing and they did not like seeing a guy
beat the hell out of a woman for me. For me,
it was I thought, oh, this was fantastic. I was
in a transport of ecstasy. But it's worse than that.
(31:33):
It's like, there are only two sexes now, and I thought, oh, crap,
I only have two choices like two weeks ago, like
forty one. Now it's down to two. This is not fair.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, I understand. That's devastating. And by send me an email,
Transgender Dave. I'll have you give me your doctor's phone number.
I'll talk with your doctor. I'll give you an exemption
so you can still listen once a week.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Okay, Oh yeah, maybe you can send me some of
your speed. That would be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Well, I can put you in contact with my doctor.
His name is Jed, and he knows he knows a
lot of that good stuff. He's over in Florida, but
he'll send it over to you. You'll hand deliver it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yeah, we had an eight year I called you eight
years ago for the first time.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh man, well, don't leave us. Transgender Dave, you're you're
a big part of the show. You're a big part
of it. We're very we're woke because you're listening.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Last one, last thing to Lorena. Lorena, please could you
get those curtains off your window? There's still a real problem.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, I need.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Them to sleep through the day.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, thank you, Dave, all right, go away, there's
transgender Dave Robin Minnesota says you were spoiled and went
to the right place, going to match for your juicy Lucy.
They have the best burger, hands down. Everything else is
second fiddle there in Minnesota. Yes, Oh St. Paul was beautiful,
although they didn't need the parking lot. There were a
lot of potholes in the parking lot. There's a little
market over there, and I remember I was worried we're
(32:58):
gonna have to pay extra for the Renald because there
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(33:20):
because we have Mallard to the third degree. That's right,
I said Mallard to the third degree. That is right
around the corner. Time now though, for the Insta trivia,
Patrick Mahomes and Blank are the only active starting quarterbacks
in the NFL with a winning record in the fourth
quarter on game winning drive opportunities. Again, Patrick, Mahomes and
(33:44):
Blank the only active starting quarterbacks with a winning record
in the fourth quarter comeback game winning drive opportunities. That
is the Insta trivia. The answer. We'll get to it
and we will do it next.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
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Today's Friday, Today's Friday, Today's Friday. My lover balls. It's
a plump pussy right there.
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No war, don't worry.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
It's just tay the top.
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That's outpath. That's twenty five thousand dollars outpack.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
The show is over.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Goodbye, Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
And you're listening now. It's say it's a radio show.
It's so simple. It's a radio show. But did you
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(34:54):
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(35:20):
it is the chatter Watch it is the Ben Malord
Showtime to pay off the Insta Trivia. Then we'll have
Mallard to the third degree. But first the Insta Trivia
question of the hour. Patrick Maholmes and Blank are the
only active starting quarterbacks that have a winning record on
fourth quarter game winning drive opportunities. They are the only
(35:40):
two that can claim that they have that on their resume.
And let's see, does anyone know the answer? We go
to the great Unwashed and mister irrigation says Sonny Jurgensen, Redskins,
Super Bowl fifty nine champion Eagles. He says, all right,
I don't know what that means. Joe Ferguson from Robin, Minnesota.
(36:02):
Greg Gagney, a legend from back in the day from
I forty Ian. I think it's no, no, no, it's Gagny. Yeah,
that's how he pronounced his name, Gagney.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
He did.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'm not making that up. Ganne was a picture for
the Dodgers. Same name. It's like ben Wah and Benoit.
There was a Clipper Potato exactly, Stubby Clap. That's a
good name. Mister nice guy went with stubby Clap as
his answer. Mark Mark Twain from alf the Alien Opiner.
Who else do we have? Goofy Goofy guests by the
(36:38):
Milkman mic in Colorado. Let's see page down. You are
the baby on the Nirvana album who is now thirty
four years old?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Oh man, Spencer.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Eldon, that kid's thirty four years old. Wow man, yikes.
If you don't know who that is, it's before your time.
But it was a big deal when that happened to
Andy says what about a nine year old girl?
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Andy?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And Lino Lakes Lorraine of the Roseberg Rams guessed by
malar prop guy. I guess yeah, uh Barcavius Mingo from
O g Art Puffin, Jeff Smoker from Malibu Rubin, and
the count guessed by JT the Wingman. Unless it's not Lorraine,
do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yes, man, I'm gonna go with Drew breese Er.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's also not meat loaf guessed by the American therapist
or the ham Burglar from our Buddy Truck or Joe.
The correct answer Jalen hurts both quarterbacks. Jalen Hurts thirteen
and ten fourth quarter game winning opportunities. Maholmes is thirty
and nineteen in his career. Here we go, it's Mallard.
How about that?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
To the third degree, this is one big vent gets
grilled Kuferlop.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Michael Parsons a radio appearance this week where he said
that the Cowboys struggled so much that he doesn't think
Derrick Henry would have helped them.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Ben, Is he right?
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Well you never know, right, you can say that and
there's no way to prove that he would have helped
him and would not have helped them. All I know
about the Dallas Cowboys, right, All I know is that
this past season, in terms of rushing game performance, the
Dallas Cowboys were twenty seventh in the NFL, so if
(38:30):
they were like fifteenth in the NFL, I think that
would have mattered. What do I know, I just do
the overnight show. So he's just saying that to be polite,
but I disagree.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Next, running back Josh Jacobs also made the rounds and
said that he thinks Green Bay needs a guy that's
proven to be a number one ride receiver already, and
then he was asked if the team should try reuniting
with Davante Adams. He said, if he comes at the
right price, tell him to slide. Ben, could you see
an Adams Packers reunion?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yes, Adams is a diminishing asset. The Packers never signed
top notch free agents my entire life. They never signed
those guys. So Adams is older now, he's coming off
a down season. That is the perfect guy's from Green Bay.
Played there a London, so that is the type of
player the Packers would bring back the Lambo field. Next.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
On Tuesday, the mayor of Saint Petersburg, Florida, said the
city is poised to move on from the Rays if
they reject a new stadium deal. Ben, do you think
we could be seeing the end of the Do you
think we could be seeing the Rays migrate?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah? I mentioned this in a previous episodes episode of
the show. But yeah, I mean Baseball wants to put
a team in Nashville. They want to add expansion teams,
and they want to put a team in Vegas. And
then the A's moved to Vegas, so the Rays could
move to Nashville. Ultimately, I think they'll stay. It sounds
like they're gonna stay in Florida. I don't believe they're
gonna leave. But how do we do you pass this
(39:51):
edision that is a ro put it on the board.
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