April 15, 2025 • 42 mins
Jason Smith & Mike Harmon discuss the JD Vance trophy drop earlier. Plus, the guys have fun with eels among all things and much more!!
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of hemp? Very well? Could Yeah, I bet your shoelaces
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are made of hemp.
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No, I mean he's been known to try some all
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Do you know any aliens? They're in the ocean. See
how crazy would that be if the maybe that's where
(02:50):
the aliens. They're the Mariana Trench and they're weight and
the well I saw that they came up for Aquaman.
We're waiting for Jason Momoa to come up Chicken Jockey. No,
I what if that's where the aliens were, because I
like the whole philosophy of the aliens, like transformers, where
you know they've been here for thousands of years and
(03:11):
they get the command and they wake up and now
they're out and they're causing all kinds of havoc. They're
just waiting for the commands to come out. And and
since ya, look, you know, ninety percent of the country
is uninhabited, right, so I mean, like, you know, lots
of places where they really but oh yeah, I think
like ninety percent of the country. How do we do
anything like that? Well, we're all living you know, highly
where the electric where the restaurants are, that's we're living there. Yeah.
(03:33):
But uh, you know, but I mean especially like the
like the like what if like millions of years ago
and boom by Mariana Trench. How long am I going
for maybe a few million years. I'm gonna say goodbye
to my family. You'll see him when you get back, Okay,
all right, great, And they're waiting for whatever is the
sign that they come breaking out of the Mariana Trench.
I can I can dig that, right, Yeah, I mean
(03:56):
that's where I think they are now. The one place
we can't go to look that in the Bermuda Triangle.
They're probably in both all they're there. Yeah, they're probably there, yeah,
probably there. Yeah, I know. It's got to be places
where we haven't looked there. Oh, let's go look for
hid out in the middle of the desert. I mean, oh,
I think in the desert we might have seen them
by now.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, but those are normally the people that are reporting
to them, and you're reporting that they've seen them normally,
you're not trusting what they've seen.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You mean like desert, desert, not like palm springs. No, no,
desert desert. Yeah, okay, desert you see, like the coyote
like talking at you like he's Johnny kat Yeah, oh okay, hello,
I'm Johnny Ka Simpsons.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Bermuda triangle facts, Jason, there's there's fun Bermuda triangles, all right? Sure?
So eels in the ocean, right, yeah, they have no
idea how they reproduce or even if they even do, right,
they have no idea. This is the craziest thing. The
eels don't know what the eels don't know. No, the
eels know. Who doesn't know? If the eels? We don't
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how do we know? Don't we count the eels? No?
We can't. How can we not count? The eel just
pop out? But why don't we try to? Like baby shirts,
we're still trying to figure out when they pop out.
But like we go to sleep, there's two and we
wake up, there's four. We don't know what happened. I
think eels mate it, but we don't know that. How
do what do you think it's the mating spontaneous eeling
like what happens? Well, this is the thing though, wait
(05:18):
wait wait wait wait, but the eels know that they've
made it or not made fact. But I thought the
fun fact the eels didn't know if they were mating. Oh,
I'm getting to Bermuda Triangle?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All right? No matter where they are, whether they're in
a tank, a bucket, the ocean, all at the same time,
randomly in the year, they'll all just go to the
Bermuda Triangle. All the eels, all of them, really swear,
every single eel in the world goes to muta trying
a Bermuda Triangle reunion. Okay, then how can we not
count them? Then? How do you know? But if we
(05:48):
know they're all going there, we get it when they're
coming out. I don't know. How do you not? Where
do you? Where do you get? Are you on things
that are wrong? Dot com? Again? If you're on things
that are all I'm like sowd that one to things
that are right? Doc Okay, so all the eels everywhere
go to one place for me to try, but we
can't count them. They're all in one place. We count,
but we don't know how they're duplicating every single eelwet
(06:11):
using the Okay, it's like Coachella for eels. Man eels
have a complex life cycle and a mysterious connection to
the Sargasso Sea near them. You know what you don't
you did with Google that so what I found just
nobody googles, but he just we just went on Wikipedia
(06:34):
and put it into this is what's going on spawning grounds.
I'm telling you migration.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Return to spawning grounds, the eels fly west for the winter.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Octopi octopus. Octopi octopus. So if a group of squid,
are they a squad? Hippopotamus? Is no a group of eel?
Their eels? What about squid? Squid? Are squid squad? No squad?
This squad? What's a squad of squid called squidward escalated
(07:09):
U Teachers must have loved you in school, man, I
was the best one. Hey, Alex taysher. You may have
to repeat, though, repeat this means you're in my class
again next year. Eighty five there you go. Good luck,
good luck next graak. I graduated four point oh sir, Yeah,
because teachers didn't want to have you again the next year. No,
I can't have that guy again. I was doing we're
doing a lesson. He's talk about eels or were you
a triangle? That's interesting? This is French. I'm trying to
(07:30):
teach a foreign language.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, but you're also young enough that a four point
zero doesn't mean much in the age of waiting New Graz.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
True. I just like how the eels can go to
one place, but we can't count them. But he said
they spawned spontaneously. Just I never said we can't count them.
We don't know how they duplicate, is what I'm saying.
But if we know where they are, why can't we
watch We have cameras in the in the in the oceans,
and all the time. You have a fridge, right, yeah,
and you have cookies in it. Yeah. Every night you
go to sleep, there's four. Yeah, and then you wake
(07:59):
up and there's only two. Okay, you didn't see what happened,
but two were gone. Okay, So you would like to
find out how right? I think I know pretty well
pretty much. How now? If Benny could open that, he
would go for the cheese. He's not gonna have cookies. No,
say you set up cameras, et cetera, and nobody opens
the fridge, they just disappear. Well, that's what happens with
the squid. That's quite of it. You said, eels, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Paying to.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What a was because we came all the way to
what I feel like Bill Murray in in Groundhog Day.
What don't you study in college? I study French poetry.
What an incredible waste of time? You realized that was
the wrong thing to say. Okay, eels, Okay, so El, okay, Eels, Squid. Hey,
(08:49):
if they ever need to replace Bill Ny the science guy,
I'm gonna recommend you. He's a fraud. Wow. He knows
nothing about eel fraud. He knows nothing about another space
Neil guy, Heel the grass Tyson space, Oh, space, space needle?
What about space ghost a space Neil guy, Neil de
Grasen or whatever. He's never been to space. How can
you talk about it? I don't I don't know. We
(09:10):
had we had four people go to space for watch seconds.
She've played sports, You've watched sports. You talk about sports yeah,
go to space before you talk about it. Please, thank you. Okay,
you know you gotta do a lot of rigorous training
in space. You don't really not a big deal. Well,
I guess like Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez went to space.
I don't know what how rigorous the training was, but
they were in space for like eight seconds and then
they came back. Good for them.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
They're one of what two of seven people will do that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They spent four minutes in space today. Yeah, they went
up tight space yeah, wait list, and then came back down.
Katy Perry kissed the ground after she got out of
the uh the space ship.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I think that was one of them. Remember there was
a Simpsons episode where they get on one of two
ships and one of them is to start a new
uh civilization. So it's Marge and it's Lisa. You get
to pick one parent. Lisa goes, uh Mom, and then
so then it's Barton Homer on the other one. And
suddenly they're with Tom Arnold and a bunch of celebrities
(10:11):
and they go and then and they blow up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Uh. That's kind of what it feels like. I wanted
to talk about your Doris Sanders here but you got
into the eels things, and we got we got hit
deep into the eels. And now that those are the
shrieking eel, there's some that are electrical. Okay, why can't
we see them? Why can't we see see them, Jamie Fox?
(10:34):
Why can't we see them procreate? If they're if they're
why can't we see them proct they're electric eels? The dogs?
You don't know what the hell you're doing? Now practice
dands for the second time tonight. You're Frank Astans. The eels. Okay,
the eels and the squid. Okay, this you know what?
(10:56):
You know this, this surely took your sugar highways. And
this could be this could be the lot of the
Meg three. That that's this could be right here somehow,
the eels and the and and and the Bermuda. I
got a title for you, Jason Ahead, the Meg three,
The Real Eel Deal get out. I think it would
(11:16):
be just it would be the real deal, and it
would be all ease three three ease, because it's make three.
But is that? But is that? How much fun is
it to see Jason Statham fight a whole bunch of
You need one super eel that was made out of
parts of lesser eels to be able to like, you
need one big eel to fight. That would be a
big thing. The real deal. Oh no, no, you call
(11:41):
it the eel deal, the deal, the eel deal, Meg three,
the eel deal, patting that idea, man, because I tell
you what, Warner Brothers right now, Warner Bros. Right now
is going, Hey, let's make it, man, let's make it.
Because I really do think that if you come up
with a title for something and then you do the
story around it, that's more effective than coming up with
a story in figuring out the time way Jason, So,
(12:01):
eel deal deal, all right, So what if this eel
deal Jason Statham and the meg shark team up. Because
the eel is the big bad he has to ride
the shark. Yes, he has to ride the shark. Okay,
and the eel is actually bigger than the shark. Yeah.
And the way he waits, he's got to ride the
shark inside the eel to like blow it up from
(12:24):
the inside. That the movie. That's the movie right there.
Eel deal we just came up with with with Meg three.
Forget about cup, what do we do? What do we
have Jason Sathan doing no, give me a title. Oh
that title that works right there? Boom, Just like the
the True TV or Not game. I come up with
the title and then I figure out the name of
the show around it, figure it out later. That's so
much easier. Hollywood would have so many more good movies
(12:46):
that they use that strategy. Let's come up with a
title that sounds cool and then have the idea around
it that works. Beside you, Gay you go, oh, man,
see there you go. This could be the killer app
for Hollywood. Meg three the Eel Deal. Oh I like that.
I like that, Patrick, That is a that is a
well done idea. Man, I'm glad you stayed there after
(13:07):
I told you to lead listen. I was on the
way out. That worked out. You can make a quick
two hundred and fifty grand in a day. You go
to Warner Brothers. I think is Warner B Warner Brothers Discovery,
Warner Brothers Discovery title for Meg three Eel Deal. But
you patent it or you trademark it, and then say
I'll let you buy it from me for like two
hundred and fifty grand. And they do it, and they
would say, oh, what have that title somewhere in our
(13:27):
back pocket, right, I want to use one day, yes
and boom and in eight seconds you just made two
hundred and fifty grand Warner Brothers. Are you listening? Warner Brothers?
So you do? Man telling you it's how it goes.
The Eel deal, Meg three, the Eeld deal.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
That I mean you can negotiate to. You get to
hang out on set in New Zealand, really really win.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I just get to be Jason Satham's best friend. I
just wanted to talk about your door Sanders. I did,
But I mean, we we found out, well, we came
up with the movie time.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I was gonna say, we found out.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm like, really, do we can have him starring it too? Tyshert.
Tyshert decides to get a story about Eel. I'm gonna
you know what, though, I think he should go and
become a Red Carpet correspondent because the questions he would
ask the stars would go viral immediate. Oh. He'd be
like the new stuttering John, except he would ask questions
if people would I don't know you, okay, would that
be all science based and ecology based and all of
(14:16):
that food based and food based sure, what did you
eat to get ready for this role? No? Really, what
do you think of a movie called The Eel Deal.
I'm gonna call my agent. They gonna put me in it.
I'm ready, so I'll be in it on whatever role
you have. Bad guy cameo in the first five minutes.
Oh hey, speaking of movies, I'm all in on now.
(14:36):
You guys love this. I'm all in on The Accountant too.
I am okay. You guys told me how good the accountant?
World watched this? Ben Affleck's best role. He's never been
better in a movie than in The account Iman. No,
he was terrible batman he was, but he was he
was fantastic well because everything that was going on in
his home life really showed up on screen. I'm like,
(14:58):
I can't wait for the Accountant too. Now she was
so good. Yeah, who's the accounting for? Uh, he's account
for well, a lot of bad people. That's count for
a lot of bad people. But you and Frost but
tell me, oh my, but I'll tell you this. And
here's the one where I know i'd be in Hollywood. Guy.
I said, wow, the account too, And Pam said to me,
I can't tell you how excited about The account Too.
I said, I guarantee you, I know how The Accountant
two opens up, and I know nothing about Jeet House.
I guarantee you it's going to open with this character
(15:21):
in it for about five minutes and they're killed and
they're figuring out. They're figuring it out. She says, I
don't know. She looks up, she goes, oh my god,
you're right. That's exactly how that's opened. There you go,
I'm there. I knew it. I knew exactly they're gonna
go after. This person's gonna be in the first five
minutes cameo in the first five minutes of The Accountant Too,
and then they're gonna be killed and it's gonna be
(15:42):
Ben Affleck and John Burnhal going after, you know, the
people who killed him, and that that's the move, and
that's I'm like, oh my god, I got it. I
got it. You know what I really big twist would be,
What's that was a giant, ravenous eel. You have to
go fight the eel? Oh exit up about Fresco exit
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because we have to talk about the trophy today. Ohio
(18:58):
State celebrating the national champions at the White House, which
generally what you do and uh one, Uh, Well, if
Ohio State's gonna go, jd Vance, the Vice President went
to Ohio State, so you gotta figure Ohio State's gonna
go to the White House, they're gonna go. Uh. I
(19:18):
also feel I also feel like it because everything is
so divided now. And I'm being honest when I say
this about about teams going to the White House not
going to West We've had for a long time people
deciding I'm going to the White House, I'm not going
to the White House because I disagree with the politics
of whoever is in the White House. Right, We've had that,
But I feel like now especially, it's it's gotten to
(19:39):
a point where, look, when things are so things are
so volatile between the two parties. Now it's it's just
I think a lot of teams are saying, you know what,
we're invited, We're just gonna go. We're just gonna go.
Maybe it's not your president, maybe it's not my president,
whoever it is, whether it was Trump or Biden, whoever
it was. Maybe it's your president, maybe it's not my president.
But you know what, it's a bigger deal. If we
don't go, it's a thing, and it gets and it
(20:03):
gets weaponized against us, and all of a sudden, we're
the team that didn't go for whatever reason. And in
the end, you won a national championship going to the
White House, as you're still gonna see portraits of Lincoln
and Washington and everything. You know, you're still gonna see
that stuff. So I think a lot of I think
a lot of schools had decided it's you know, we're
not it's it's not coming off of our diamonds all.
(20:24):
We're invited to the White House. We're just gonna go, right,
We're just gonna go because the the the the other
optic of it is really not worth it for us
to be part of being a political football because look
at the whole thing with the Eagles, right, remember when
it came out when the Philadelphia Eagles were going to
potentially not go to the White House. It was a
story for like two weeks. It's like, whoa, the Eagles
(20:45):
voted to not go to the What what's happening? And
now you're starting to see because of course with sports,
everybody wants to get involved. All politicians want to get involved.
If they don't want to come this, say okay, okay,
you know the Eagles said, you know what, we're just
gonna go. Okay, We're not gonna have this hangover our team.
We're gonna go. You can be in the picture, you
cannot be in the picture. You can talk to whoever
you want to talk. You don't have to talk to.
But we're gonna go because it's easier, and you know,
(21:08):
which is kind of a it's sort of a tough
thing because you know, now you want people to continue
to stand up for the ideals they believe in, because
this is not the time to have you know, hey whatever,
you hey, this is the way we should be. Leadership
should will go one way or the other. But this
is not a time to go, Okay, let's go along
to get along. But that's kind of where we're at
now because everything is so politics is so tiring. Every
(21:30):
single day with something, it's like, you know what I've
just you know, I can understand. I don't have the
energy for it. We don't have the energy for this.
So we're gonna go, which is a shame, but I
get it, because I get I get saying, hey, we're
gonna we're gonna choose the path of least resistance here
because there's no win for us by not going. We're
just gonna go and go and we're done and we're home,
and that's it any end.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Each individual asked to come to terms with it. But
you're also still in a locker room, right The Dodgers
had their decision a couple of weeks ago when they
were traveling out east and what was that a week
and a half ago, whatever, whatever the time, it all
blurs anymore. But you had the big flap over websites
and and everything in the Jackie Robinson page and Mookie
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Bets who hadn't gone when when the Red Sox had won.
So that became a story certainly here in Los Angeles
was a big story. And ultimately the only person who
couldn't go was Freddie Freeman because he was on the
IL and well he was supposed to be the guy
that was going to give the speech and all that,
so it fell to Kershaw. But they decided as a
team the honor it's and part of it is to
(22:33):
your point of that that's something that not only are
you getting the outside noise, but you want you want
to add something that potentially adds juice to whatever's going
on in a locker room. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't. I don't think you want to do that.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
It's as healthy for the organization and for the mental
space that you're trying to occupy there.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, it's it's all going to be weaponized now, and
I think teams are like, you know what, we've seen
this fight. Now we're just gonna go. Okay, are we
good as a team. We're gonna go. Everybody's fine, Okay,
let's go and let's do it. And when no one's
gonna make a statement one way or the other, no,
we're gonna We're gonna go. We're gonna be celebrated because
this is the White House celebrating us when in the
bleep and national change.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
And I would like to think on some level you
can pull back and just say just very much that right.
It's it's an especially when you're talking about America's pastimes
and the celebration. It's not a partisan issue. It's say,
all right, here's a tradition that's been going on for
a long while. So in an age where all we
(23:34):
do is lament that a lot of traditions have been altered,
particularly in sports, this is one that that carries on.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Now, I'm gonna give you a conspiracy theory for what
happened today at the White House? How about that? Huh?
They was like, well, what's going on out there's a problem.
Conspiracy theory for what happened at the White House today Okay,
So JD Vance welcomes in the Ohio State Buckeyes. I
promise you it's gonna be fine. Jdvan's welcome the buck
guyes and in trying to handle the National Championship trophy,
(24:03):
he drops it and it comes apart and it rolls
around on the floor and the pictures. Forget about the
video of him dropping, which is like, oh my goodness,
because you're saying, but the still pictures maybe Ken Griffy
Junior took these pictures. The still pictures of the looks
on their faces when the when the trophy falls apart
is just priceless. Yeah, I mean it's just hilarious looking
(24:25):
at the looks on all of their faces. Right. So
I see this fall and I'm going, oh my, I
can't believe that. I can't believe. And JD. Vance is
like on the grid trying to find the bottom of
the thing. Now here's my conspiracy theory. I think about
this after today. There's no way that's the real trophy.
There's no way the real trophy comes apart like that.
And is that light all right? Cause I get that?
(24:47):
Oh no, no, Well, what jad Vance didn't know people
don't know is that the trophy is made to come apart.
Yeah no, not that easy, not that easy and not
that light. I start thinking when this stuff happens, now,
this is not the real trophy, that these are all
fake versions of the trophies that are handed out. I
mean Rob Manford hands out because he doesn't care. It's
just a hunk a metal, so he doesn't care. But
(25:08):
other sports when they had we see this a lot.
We see trophies do all this comes apart. There's no
way the bleep and official trophy. The leagues are that cheap,
there's no way. So I feel like, okay, that's not
the real trophy. This is just a version you'll travel with,
but the real trophy is gonna stay here, and there's
no way that's the real trophy. This is just some
kind of crazy, cheap o version of it that they
(25:30):
use because they have to, because when you're talking about
traveling with something it could break. You don't want the
real trophy to break. That's what I thought. I really,
there's my conspiracy theory for you. There's no way that's
the real trophy. That is pretty impressive. I mean, well
look at it. It looks like it comes apart. It looks
like it could be like a youth League trophy. Hey,
here's a Produce Space trophy. Oh the top came off
and all right, well, now what can you do? I
(25:51):
mean I got to hold an AFC title once when
we traveled to Ireland. That was kind of cool. Was
it real? One? Was it really? They were putting together it? No? No, okay,
tried to absconde with it. Did not work. I had
a better first step than you. But uh, trophy got heavy.
Instead of police. Instead of a police pursuit, you know,
(26:12):
car Chase, it would be trophy Chase.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yes, running for daily. How about I go further on
Northwestern Grad you know trophy. But it's the how about
the conspiracy theory of maybe it was a saboteur?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Hmm, like a Michigan fan did it well?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I mean he singed jd Vance did single someone out
wearing a Michigan hair You gotta have you gotta have
a lot of secret service joke and whatever else you're there,
But you gotta.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Have a lot of spider and goodfellas. Kind of guts
to wear a Michigan hat to the Ohio State celebration
at the White House. Well, you want to be acknowledged.
H you yeah, okay, sure, I would feel a little weird
about the secret service message from JD. Vance. I'd feel
a little nervous about that. But uh yeah, I don't
know if you got to the way out. Yeah, but
(27:01):
you know, anybody know where Connor Stallions was today, I
don't know. People might not know. He might be he
might have been the one. He's he he lasers off
like the top of the trophy and then just kind
of places it back on. Watch JD Evans, watch Ohio State,
screw this up?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Watch this, watch this, see next, next levels up. But
that's that's just it saboteur because you can see the
horror the looks on their faces. Yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah, dude,
you dropped the trophy.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Man. That's like, I don't know if you win the
National Championsip after that, Like he joked that, you know,
the trophy breaking was haha, nobody else gets to have it,
and it's like trying to make the best of it.
But it's like, well, there's not much you can do.
You drop that, you dropped the National Championship trophy and
it broke. There's only there's only so much chicken salad
you can make out of that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
No, but look it's broke. It's broke like Derek Carr.
It's broke that you now have to figure out. I
like yours that it's a cheap knockoff. Yeah, so they
bought it on the way, got the real ones?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, I just you know, where's the district we can
get some knockoffs stuff near the White House. Here's what
I need. Is there a local trophy shop that we
can show up at and get something that maybe they've
made but no one's picked it up yet. And we
could just kind of spray paint with gold spray paint
and hand it over and say this is the trophy.
See you just now equated it to the lonely birthday
(28:22):
cake that didn't get congratulations or the retirement cake congratulations. Standup,
you were supposed to go pick it up, all right,
they got one of those in the back. But is
that chocolate happycrape that name happen retirement Bruce? I just
scraped that off and just write congratulations National Champions. Just
put a new name plate on it. I actually did
that once. I actually bought a ca Okay, crazy story,
(28:45):
here we go. I bought a cake. Okay, my wife
sent me out to buy cake for a birthday, right,
just to buy a cake. I'm like, all right, Greg,
this is like twenty five years ago. And it was
one of those things where, oh, we didn't know it
was so and so's birthday, we should bring something for them.
We try to find a cake. I don't know, So
I go to find she was, just get something that's blank,
and I will and we'll and we'll figure it out. Okay, great,
(29:06):
So go to this and I go to the cakes.
This is back in Michig. I go to the cake store,
back in Michigan, and there's that you know, what kind
of cake should I guess? Because I don't know. I
don't think it doesn't matter. I'm like, all right now,
I'm always going to default to chocolate. So there was
a cake that they you know, I could have had
to make a cake or get a cake that was
vanilla cream, vanilla custar or whatever it was. But they
had a chocolate cake that was for a It wasn't
(29:30):
it was some kind of party. It wasn't a retirement,
but it was some kind of party and it was
gold like. It was one of those and it had
like it had another and it was congrat and so
like congratulations Barbara, right, and that's what it was. And
I said, oh wow, how about that congratulations barbera cake?
The guy says, oh, man, I said what he says?
We made that cake earlier today people called um and
(29:50):
said they didn't want it. We're closing in a couple hours.
I go, oh, he goes, I could sell you that
cake for like ten bucks. I go, what kind of
cake is he? Chocolate cake with chocolate inside? So oh,
how much for another cake? Well, you're probably about fifty
So I said, I'll take that cake for ten bucks.
So I brought the chocolate cake back and it said
I to Panma said, okay, now before you get mad
at me, Before you get mad at me, this cake
(30:11):
was ten dollars. No, I would have given him the
extra fiver to change the name on the bottom. So
we just so we just scraped it off and just
put like candles in it and stuff like oh okay, great,
look great, why is it black and gold? I don't know,
just that was that was like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Man, they might would have had another piece of white
chocolate or something that they're going to put over the Barbara.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
But yeah, yeah, and it must have been something if
they were ready to sell at the end of the day.
We we'll sell Theeah, we're gonna go well.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
But I mean they already got paid for it, okay, right,
if someone custom ordered a cake, they would have already
given their card information. Yeah, there's no canceling that once
it's done.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I mean, who knows. Hopefully something didn't happen to Barbara,
And like, you know, she had a good run. Now
I hate.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Someone thought of her enough to make and take get
a cake made. Here's the thing I had earlier today
there was some kind of truthful moment with her and
her husband, and now they're getting divorced. So this congratulations
Barbara cake is not going to go over well.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
We you know, we just just keep it. Just got
you guys, just eat it. But I got it for
ten bucks. I couldn't tell you I canna spend fifty
bucks on the cake. Got it for ten bucks. And
it was a good cake. It was a good you're
the big It served sixteen to what I was like, Okay,
I'm gonna get that kid, not even the small. I
might eat this in shame, No eat that without using
(31:23):
my hands. I get just eat that whole thing. You
leave that kid from Matilda, Yes, miss trust ball, sir
no telling me that's not the real trophy. Not the
real trophy? Nicely does time now to find out what's
trending in the wide world of sports. You guy gotten
a cake. He's got a lot in common with a
guy eating a cake because today is his birthday. It's
(31:46):
steve to say, did you get my friend?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I did not get him the cake, but you can
get today's trophy for ten bucks.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I can't good, very good. Vance handled that trophy like
it was Greenland. Now of the Major.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
League Baseball scoreboard, Cubs and Padres are now tied up
three three bottom.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Of the six.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Padres have loaded the bases and scored a couple to ties.
Still two outs and bases full. Dodgers lead four to
nothing over the Rockies, who just have one hit in
this game, and the Rockies over the weekend got shut
out three straight games at San Diego.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
If they lose.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Tonight, Colorado will be three and twelve. We're not to
mid April yet, and the Rockies are already nine and
a half games out in the division. Saint Louis and
Sunny Gray beat Houston eight to three. It was Tampa
Bay sixteen to one over Boston. The Yankees hit four
solo homers in a four to one win against Kansas City.
Atlanta was up eight to nothing in the fifth and
(32:42):
won eight to four at Toronto, Pittsburgh and San Francisco
with wins. The Mets were victorious again five to one
at Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Twins.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Offense went three for twenty eight with thirteen strikeouts, and
Detroit was a nine to one winner at Milwaukee. The
win to Trek Schouble with seven scoreless innings, nine strikeouts
and no The Phoenix Suns fired coach Mike Budenholzer after
one season. He was just starting a five year, fifty
million dollar contract.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
The team just went sorry, he's he's just ending a
five year a dollar contract.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
That is Kerwell, it'll be payout in Beniali like installments.
I'm here by the Suns. The team just went thirty
six and forty six. The Suns did start this season
eight to one, but missed the postseason missed the play
in despite the league's highest payroll, so Phoenix will have
a fourth head coach in four years. The Pelicans fired
vice president David Griffin. He spent six years as the
(33:33):
head of basketball operations in New Orleans. Joe Dumars is
reportedly a candidate for that job now. He's a native
of Louisiana and a former Executive of the Year currently
works for the league. By the way, the NBA's top
selling jersey this season was the number seventy seven of
Luka Doncic of the Lakers. According to NBA Stores Sales,
Donciic is the first player other than Lebron James or
(33:56):
Steph Curry to lead in jersey sales in the last decade.
Curry was number ten to this season, James number three
on their list. By the way, the NBA play In
Tournament starts Tuesday with a couple of games. Purdue All
American guard Braden Smith will return for his senior season,
and the WNBA Draft was tonight, going number one overall
to Dallas Paige Becker's of Connecticut. The season starts in
(34:17):
about one month.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Back to you, Thank you, Steve, The Jason Smith Show
with my best friend Mike Carmen lifrom the tyrack dot
Com Studios. All right, so coming up next, if I
didn't believe big conspiracy theory that the wasn't the real
trophy that JD Van's mishandled today. Another big conspiracy theory
coming off a story that Aliensbrisager just mentioned. No, aliens
(34:39):
are real, completely real, completely real, Yeah, completely real. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I mean if you just shot down his whole hope
that he was going to give you something new.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
They've been here for thousands of years, thousands thousands of
oh yeah yeah yeah sure for doing that. Yeah, slacking well,
they're just getting ready and learning stuff about us and
then reporting back to their civilizations where they live. Happened,
uh far away, way weigh way far away in a galaxy,
far far away. Yeah, a planet called Nabali. It really
really far away. I thought it was Nimbru. No, no,
(35:07):
nebal I just rent waiting for Guffman. People got that line. Congratulations,
I come from a planet way, way, way far weigh
in Bali. Uh So, while Alex Tyshirt figures out what
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minutes ago, I gave you my big conspiracy theory from
today in sports as are real. The trophy that JD
Vans dropped today and broke wasn't the real National Champship trophy.
I mean there's no way, there's no way those trophies
(37:40):
break like that. It's had to be if it had
to be. The Traveling Trophy. Trophies like that just don't break.
I like that the traveling YouTube Traveling Trophy because it's
is this, like, Dave, You've got a second president. I
don't want to look like a jerk. I want you
guys still look like jerks. So I mean, really, there's
(38:01):
no way. I mean, did it breaks so bad? It
looks so bad, it comes apart so easy? No now
come as in no way. But here's my other conspiracy theory.
The day right Steve Desager brought birthday Boy Steve to
say yeah, brought us the story a few moments ago
that for the first time since twenty twelve, someone other
than Steph Curry or Lebron James have the most popular
(38:22):
jersey in the NBA. Luka Doncic's Lakers seventy seven jersey
is the most popular jersey as far as jersey sales go.
First time in well over a decade, this has happened.
And I'm calling Shenanigans. You're calling Shenanigan because I'm gonna
ask you something and you're gonna say, oh, I agree
with you. We live in Los Angeles. You are out
(38:43):
and about in Los Angeles every day, all right, every
third person is wearing a Dodger's hat or a Dodger's
T shirt or something. It's right, it's a dog. You know.
People wear Lakers gear, but it's a Dodger's town. How
many people have you? Have you ever seen someone here
in LA wearing any kind kind of Luka doncic Lakers
seventy seven jersey. I'd say maybe a handful. I don't
(39:04):
know that I've seen. I don't think a handful.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
And and they all had the lettering was not one
hundred because they're getting them custom done d O N
S I C. But at like random sports shops as
opposed to from the official site. It's like, all right,
I can get one of those made up.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I mean, I really, I don't know that I've seen
one person in a in a in a in a
Luca seventy seven Lakers jersey. I don't know if that
I've seen one. I see Lebron jersey all the time.
I see Kobe jerseys, Cobby T shirts, Lakers T shirts, left,
I see all of them. You see all the throwback
I have. I'm telling them I'm just telling you the truth.
I have not seen one, and I'm out and about
in various parts of Los Angeles every year. I'm not out,
(39:41):
you know, looking for but you know, I go. I
know when I see people wearing so a bunch in
the face. I've seen more people wearing Mets jerseys the
last two weeks that I have any Luca, I think
you're right.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, now, I'd love to see what those numbers are,
you know, because it's also from let's see January first
to now.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Is that what is that we're tracking? Yeah? Yeah, I
mean you're talking about now, but you're also talking about
really from the middle of February until now.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, But the question becomes the have they shipped, because
they might have been bought just having shipping is really slow,
like when you ordered Big Ball of branches and he goes.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
People aren't getting their shoes out. Shipping had a backlog,
Shipping slow at the holidays, you're not getting it.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Bargoes all those I don't know, maybe they were all
sold overseas.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
You go to Germany way, do you see the people
in the Lucadanta jersey. I mean they're filling arenas with
people wearing Luca jersey. Wait, do you see you go
to Italy? No one's wearing MESSI were not. No, no, no,
no Luca Jersey.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Maybe this was all done to create a fracture, and
this is Nico Harrison's revenge. He took some of his
money and decided to buy a bunch of Luca jerseys
because then it would make Lebron mad, and then it
would cause a fracture.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
No, no, in the Lakers locker room. No, this is better.
He's buying them all so he doesn't have to see
people wearing them. That's true too. If I buy him,
if I buy them all, they can't keep making him
fast enough. He wins twice. People won't order. I don't
have to walk around the streets and walk on the
streets seeing people a Luca Laker jersey. It's not a
bad theory. I can just see people wearing their Luca
Mavericks Jersey's going. Okay, are great? Keep wearing those. I've
(41:20):
not I don't. I don't think i've seen one person,
one person walking around now. I see people when they
have cutaways of games that are wear THEO, but not
walking around like you think people would wear those all
the time you're spending that kind of money on a jersey,
you're wearing it. No, I don't see people wearing I
am curious. Yeah, it makes me, It makes me, It
makes me wonder. Oh two things I'm telling you, Man,
I have full conspiracy theories or a lot of sugar.
The last half hour one of the two. Maybe maybe maybe, Yeah,
(41:46):
let's go exit out by a Fresca exit swollen dome.
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Do you know any aliens? They're in the ocean. See
how crazy would that be if the maybe that's where
(02:50):
the aliens. They're the Mariana Trench and they're weight and
the well I saw that they came up for Aquaman.
We're waiting for Jason Momoa to come up Chicken Jockey. No,
I what if that's where the aliens were, because I
like the whole philosophy of the aliens, like transformers, where
you know they've been here for thousands of years and
(03:11):
they get the command and they wake up and now
they're out and they're causing all kinds of havoc. They're
just waiting for the commands to come out. And and
since ya, look, you know, ninety percent of the country
is uninhabited, right, so I mean, like, you know, lots
of places where they really but oh yeah, I think
like ninety percent of the country. How do we do
anything like that? Well, we're all living you know, highly
where the electric where the restaurants are, that's we're living there. Yeah.
(03:33):
But uh, you know, but I mean especially like the
like the like what if like millions of years ago
and boom by Mariana Trench. How long am I going
for maybe a few million years. I'm gonna say goodbye
to my family. You'll see him when you get back, Okay,
all right, great, And they're waiting for whatever is the
sign that they come breaking out of the Mariana Trench.
I can I can dig that, right, Yeah, I mean
(03:56):
that's where I think they are now. The one place
we can't go to look that in the Bermuda Triangle.
They're probably in both all they're there. Yeah, they're probably there, yeah,
probably there. Yeah, I know. It's got to be places
where we haven't looked there. Oh, let's go look for
hid out in the middle of the desert. I mean, oh,
I think in the desert we might have seen them
by now.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, but those are normally the people that are reporting
to them, and you're reporting that they've seen them normally,
you're not trusting what they've seen.
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You mean like desert, desert, not like palm springs. No, no,
desert desert. Yeah, okay, desert you see, like the coyote
like talking at you like he's Johnny kat Yeah, oh okay, hello,
I'm Johnny Ka Simpsons.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Bermuda triangle facts, Jason, there's there's fun Bermuda triangles, all right? Sure?
So eels in the ocean, right, yeah, they have no
idea how they reproduce or even if they even do, right,
they have no idea. This is the craziest thing. The
eels don't know what the eels don't know. No, the
eels know. Who doesn't know? If the eels? We don't
(04:58):
how do we know? Don't we count the eels? No?
We can't. How can we not count? The eel just
pop out? But why don't we try to? Like baby shirts,
we're still trying to figure out when they pop out.
But like we go to sleep, there's two and we
wake up, there's four. We don't know what happened. I
think eels mate it, but we don't know that. How
do what do you think it's the mating spontaneous eeling
like what happens? Well, this is the thing though, wait
(05:18):
wait wait wait wait, but the eels know that they've
made it or not made fact. But I thought the
fun fact the eels didn't know if they were mating. Oh,
I'm getting to Bermuda Triangle?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All right? No matter where they are, whether they're in
a tank, a bucket, the ocean, all at the same time,
randomly in the year, they'll all just go to the
Bermuda Triangle. All the eels, all of them, really swear,
every single eel in the world goes to muta trying
a Bermuda Triangle reunion. Okay, then how can we not
count them? Then? How do you know? But if we
(05:48):
know they're all going there, we get it when they're
coming out. I don't know. How do you not? Where
do you? Where do you get? Are you on things
that are wrong? Dot com? Again? If you're on things
that are all I'm like sowd that one to things
that are right? Doc Okay, so all the eels everywhere
go to one place for me to try, but we
can't count them. They're all in one place. We count,
but we don't know how they're duplicating every single eelwet
(06:11):
using the Okay, it's like Coachella for eels. Man eels
have a complex life cycle and a mysterious connection to
the Sargasso Sea near them. You know what you don't
you did with Google that so what I found just
nobody googles, but he just we just went on Wikipedia
(06:34):
and put it into this is what's going on spawning grounds.
I'm telling you migration.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Return to spawning grounds, the eels fly west for the winter.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Octopi octopus. Octopi octopus. So if a group of squid,
are they a squad? Hippopotamus? Is no a group of eel?
Their eels? What about squid? Squid? Are squid squad? No squad?
This squad? What's a squad of squid called squidward escalated
(07:09):
U Teachers must have loved you in school, man, I
was the best one. Hey, Alex taysher. You may have
to repeat, though, repeat this means you're in my class
again next year. Eighty five there you go. Good luck,
good luck next graak. I graduated four point oh sir, Yeah,
because teachers didn't want to have you again the next year. No,
I can't have that guy again. I was doing we're
doing a lesson. He's talk about eels or were you
a triangle? That's interesting? This is French. I'm trying to
(07:30):
teach a foreign language.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, but you're also young enough that a four point
zero doesn't mean much in the age of waiting New Graz.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
True. I just like how the eels can go to
one place, but we can't count them. But he said
they spawned spontaneously. Just I never said we can't count them.
We don't know how they duplicate, is what I'm saying.
But if we know where they are, why can't we
watch We have cameras in the in the in the oceans,
and all the time. You have a fridge, right, yeah,
and you have cookies in it. Yeah. Every night you
go to sleep, there's four. Yeah, and then you wake
(07:59):
up and there's only two. Okay, you didn't see what happened,
but two were gone. Okay, So you would like to
find out how right? I think I know pretty well
pretty much. How now? If Benny could open that, he
would go for the cheese. He's not gonna have cookies. No,
say you set up cameras, et cetera, and nobody opens
the fridge, they just disappear. Well, that's what happens with
the squid. That's quite of it. You said, eels, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Paying to.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What a was because we came all the way to
what I feel like Bill Murray in in Groundhog Day.
What don't you study in college? I study French poetry.
What an incredible waste of time? You realized that was
the wrong thing to say. Okay, eels, Okay, so El, okay, Eels, Squid. Hey,
(08:49):
if they ever need to replace Bill Ny the science guy,
I'm gonna recommend you. He's a fraud. Wow. He knows
nothing about eel fraud. He knows nothing about another space
Neil guy, Heel the grass Tyson space, Oh, space, space needle?
What about space ghost a space Neil guy, Neil de
Grasen or whatever. He's never been to space. How can
you talk about it? I don't I don't know. We
(09:10):
had we had four people go to space for watch seconds.
She've played sports, You've watched sports. You talk about sports yeah,
go to space before you talk about it. Please, thank you. Okay,
you know you gotta do a lot of rigorous training
in space. You don't really not a big deal. Well,
I guess like Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez went to space.
I don't know what how rigorous the training was, but
they were in space for like eight seconds and then
they came back. Good for them.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
They're one of what two of seven people will do that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They spent four minutes in space today. Yeah, they went
up tight space yeah, wait list, and then came back down.
Katy Perry kissed the ground after she got out of
the uh the space ship.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I think that was one of them. Remember there was
a Simpsons episode where they get on one of two
ships and one of them is to start a new
uh civilization. So it's Marge and it's Lisa. You get
to pick one parent. Lisa goes, uh Mom, and then
so then it's Barton Homer on the other one. And
suddenly they're with Tom Arnold and a bunch of celebrities
(10:11):
and they go and then and they blow up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Uh. That's kind of what it feels like. I wanted
to talk about your Doris Sanders here but you got
into the eels things, and we got we got hit
deep into the eels. And now that those are the
shrieking eel, there's some that are electrical. Okay, why can't
we see them? Why can't we see see them, Jamie Fox?
(10:34):
Why can't we see them procreate? If they're if they're
why can't we see them proct they're electric eels? The dogs?
You don't know what the hell you're doing? Now practice
dands for the second time tonight. You're Frank Astans. The eels. Okay,
the eels and the squid. Okay, this you know what?
(10:56):
You know this, this surely took your sugar highways. And
this could be this could be the lot of the
Meg three. That that's this could be right here somehow,
the eels and the and and and the Bermuda. I
got a title for you, Jason Ahead, the Meg three,
The Real Eel Deal get out. I think it would
(11:16):
be just it would be the real deal, and it
would be all ease three three ease, because it's make three.
But is that? But is that? How much fun is
it to see Jason Statham fight a whole bunch of
You need one super eel that was made out of
parts of lesser eels to be able to like, you
need one big eel to fight. That would be a
big thing. The real deal. Oh no, no, you call
(11:41):
it the eel deal, the deal, the eel deal, Meg three,
the eel deal, patting that idea, man, because I tell
you what, Warner Brothers right now, Warner Bros. Right now
is going, Hey, let's make it, man, let's make it.
Because I really do think that if you come up
with a title for something and then you do the
story around it, that's more effective than coming up with
a story in figuring out the time way Jason, So,
(12:01):
eel deal deal, all right, So what if this eel
deal Jason Statham and the meg shark team up. Because
the eel is the big bad he has to ride
the shark. Yes, he has to ride the shark. Okay,
and the eel is actually bigger than the shark. Yeah.
And the way he waits, he's got to ride the
shark inside the eel to like blow it up from
(12:24):
the inside. That the movie. That's the movie right there.
Eel deal we just came up with with with Meg three.
Forget about cup, what do we do? What do we
have Jason Sathan doing no, give me a title. Oh
that title that works right there? Boom, Just like the
the True TV or Not game. I come up with
the title and then I figure out the name of
the show around it, figure it out later. That's so
much easier. Hollywood would have so many more good movies
(12:46):
that they use that strategy. Let's come up with a
title that sounds cool and then have the idea around
it that works. Beside you, Gay you go, oh, man,
see there you go. This could be the killer app
for Hollywood. Meg three the Eel Deal. Oh I like that.
I like that, Patrick, That is a that is a
well done idea. Man, I'm glad you stayed there after
(13:07):
I told you to lead listen. I was on the
way out. That worked out. You can make a quick
two hundred and fifty grand in a day. You go
to Warner Brothers. I think is Warner B Warner Brothers Discovery,
Warner Brothers Discovery title for Meg three Eel Deal. But
you patent it or you trademark it, and then say
I'll let you buy it from me for like two
hundred and fifty grand. And they do it, and they
would say, oh, what have that title somewhere in our
(13:27):
back pocket, right, I want to use one day, yes
and boom and in eight seconds you just made two
hundred and fifty grand Warner Brothers. Are you listening? Warner Brothers?
So you do? Man telling you it's how it goes.
The Eel deal, Meg three, the Eeld deal.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
That I mean you can negotiate to. You get to
hang out on set in New Zealand, really really win.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I just get to be Jason Satham's best friend. I
just wanted to talk about your door Sanders. I did,
But I mean, we we found out, well, we came
up with the movie time.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I was gonna say, we found out.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm like, really, do we can have him starring it too? Tyshert.
Tyshert decides to get a story about Eel. I'm gonna
you know what, though, I think he should go and
become a Red Carpet correspondent because the questions he would
ask the stars would go viral immediate. Oh. He'd be
like the new stuttering John, except he would ask questions
if people would I don't know you, okay, would that
be all science based and ecology based and all of
(14:16):
that food based and food based sure, what did you
eat to get ready for this role? No? Really, what
do you think of a movie called The Eel Deal.
I'm gonna call my agent. They gonna put me in it.
I'm ready, so I'll be in it on whatever role
you have. Bad guy cameo in the first five minutes.
Oh hey, speaking of movies, I'm all in on now.
(14:36):
You guys love this. I'm all in on The Accountant too.
I am okay. You guys told me how good the accountant?
World watched this? Ben Affleck's best role. He's never been
better in a movie than in The account Iman. No,
he was terrible batman he was, but he was he
was fantastic well because everything that was going on in
his home life really showed up on screen. I'm like,
(14:58):
I can't wait for the Accountant too. Now she was
so good. Yeah, who's the accounting for? Uh, he's account
for well, a lot of bad people. That's count for
a lot of bad people. But you and Frost but
tell me, oh my, but I'll tell you this. And
here's the one where I know i'd be in Hollywood. Guy.
I said, wow, the account too, And Pam said to me,
I can't tell you how excited about The account Too.
I said, I guarantee you, I know how The Accountant
two opens up, and I know nothing about Jeet House.
I guarantee you it's going to open with this character
(15:21):
in it for about five minutes and they're killed and
they're figuring out. They're figuring it out. She says, I
don't know. She looks up, she goes, oh my god,
you're right. That's exactly how that's opened. There you go,
I'm there. I knew it. I knew exactly they're gonna
go after. This person's gonna be in the first five
minutes cameo in the first five minutes of The Accountant Too,
and then they're gonna be killed and it's gonna be
(15:42):
Ben Affleck and John Burnhal going after, you know, the
people who killed him, and that that's the move, and
that's I'm like, oh my god, I got it. I
got it. You know what I really big twist would be,
What's that was a giant, ravenous eel. You have to
go fight the eel? Oh exit up about Fresco exit
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because we have to talk about the trophy today. Ohio
(18:58):
State celebrating the national champions at the White House, which
generally what you do and uh one, Uh, Well, if
Ohio State's gonna go, jd Vance, the Vice President went
to Ohio State, so you gotta figure Ohio State's gonna
go to the White House, they're gonna go. Uh. I
(19:18):
also feel I also feel like it because everything is
so divided now. And I'm being honest when I say
this about about teams going to the White House not
going to West We've had for a long time people
deciding I'm going to the White House, I'm not going
to the White House because I disagree with the politics
of whoever is in the White House. Right, We've had that,
But I feel like now especially, it's it's gotten to
(19:39):
a point where, look, when things are so things are
so volatile between the two parties. Now it's it's just
I think a lot of teams are saying, you know what,
we're invited, We're just gonna go. We're just gonna go.
Maybe it's not your president, maybe it's not my president,
whoever it is, whether it was Trump or Biden, whoever
it was. Maybe it's your president, maybe it's not my president.
But you know what, it's a bigger deal. If we
don't go, it's a thing, and it gets and it
(20:03):
gets weaponized against us, and all of a sudden, we're
the team that didn't go for whatever reason. And in
the end, you won a national championship going to the
White House, as you're still gonna see portraits of Lincoln
and Washington and everything. You know, you're still gonna see
that stuff. So I think a lot of I think
a lot of schools had decided it's you know, we're
not it's it's not coming off of our diamonds all.
(20:24):
We're invited to the White House. We're just gonna go, right,
We're just gonna go because the the the the other
optic of it is really not worth it for us
to be part of being a political football because look
at the whole thing with the Eagles, right, remember when
it came out when the Philadelphia Eagles were going to
potentially not go to the White House. It was a
story for like two weeks. It's like, whoa, the Eagles
(20:45):
voted to not go to the What what's happening? And
now you're starting to see because of course with sports,
everybody wants to get involved. All politicians want to get involved.
If they don't want to come this, say okay, okay,
you know the Eagles said, you know what, we're just
gonna go. Okay, We're not gonna have this hangover our team.
We're gonna go. You can be in the picture, you
cannot be in the picture. You can talk to whoever
you want to talk. You don't have to talk to.
But we're gonna go because it's easier, and you know,
(21:08):
which is kind of a it's sort of a tough
thing because you know, now you want people to continue
to stand up for the ideals they believe in, because
this is not the time to have you know, hey whatever,
you hey, this is the way we should be. Leadership
should will go one way or the other. But this
is not a time to go, Okay, let's go along
to get along. But that's kind of where we're at
now because everything is so politics is so tiring. Every
(21:30):
single day with something, it's like, you know what I've
just you know, I can understand. I don't have the
energy for it. We don't have the energy for this.
So we're gonna go, which is a shame, but I
get it, because I get I get saying, hey, we're
gonna we're gonna choose the path of least resistance here
because there's no win for us by not going. We're
just gonna go and go and we're done and we're home,
and that's it any end.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Each individual asked to come to terms with it. But
you're also still in a locker room, right The Dodgers
had their decision a couple of weeks ago when they
were traveling out east and what was that a week
and a half ago, whatever, whatever the time, it all
blurs anymore. But you had the big flap over websites
and and everything in the Jackie Robinson page and Mookie
(22:12):
Bets who hadn't gone when when the Red Sox had won.
So that became a story certainly here in Los Angeles
was a big story. And ultimately the only person who
couldn't go was Freddie Freeman because he was on the
IL and well he was supposed to be the guy
that was going to give the speech and all that,
so it fell to Kershaw. But they decided as a
team the honor it's and part of it is to
(22:33):
your point of that that's something that not only are
you getting the outside noise, but you want you want
to add something that potentially adds juice to whatever's going
on in a locker room. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't. I don't think you want to do that.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
It's as healthy for the organization and for the mental
space that you're trying to occupy there.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, it's it's all going to be weaponized now, and
I think teams are like, you know what, we've seen
this fight. Now we're just gonna go. Okay, are we
good as a team. We're gonna go. Everybody's fine, Okay,
let's go and let's do it. And when no one's
gonna make a statement one way or the other, no,
we're gonna We're gonna go. We're gonna be celebrated because
this is the White House celebrating us when in the
bleep and national change.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
And I would like to think on some level you
can pull back and just say just very much that right.
It's it's an especially when you're talking about America's pastimes
and the celebration. It's not a partisan issue. It's say,
all right, here's a tradition that's been going on for
a long while. So in an age where all we
(23:34):
do is lament that a lot of traditions have been altered,
particularly in sports, this is one that that carries on.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Now, I'm gonna give you a conspiracy theory for what
happened today at the White House? How about that? Huh?
They was like, well, what's going on out there's a problem.
Conspiracy theory for what happened at the White House today Okay,
So JD Vance welcomes in the Ohio State Buckeyes. I
promise you it's gonna be fine. Jdvan's welcome the buck
guyes and in trying to handle the National Championship trophy,
(24:03):
he drops it and it comes apart and it rolls
around on the floor and the pictures. Forget about the
video of him dropping, which is like, oh my goodness,
because you're saying, but the still pictures maybe Ken Griffy
Junior took these pictures. The still pictures of the looks
on their faces when the when the trophy falls apart
is just priceless. Yeah, I mean it's just hilarious looking
(24:25):
at the looks on all of their faces. Right. So
I see this fall and I'm going, oh my, I
can't believe that. I can't believe. And JD. Vance is
like on the grid trying to find the bottom of
the thing. Now here's my conspiracy theory. I think about
this after today. There's no way that's the real trophy.
There's no way the real trophy comes apart like that.
And is that light all right? Cause I get that?
(24:47):
Oh no, no, Well, what jad Vance didn't know people
don't know is that the trophy is made to come apart.
Yeah no, not that easy, not that easy and not
that light. I start thinking when this stuff happens, now,
this is not the real trophy, that these are all
fake versions of the trophies that are handed out. I
mean Rob Manford hands out because he doesn't care. It's
just a hunk a metal, so he doesn't care. But
(25:08):
other sports when they had we see this a lot.
We see trophies do all this comes apart. There's no
way the bleep and official trophy. The leagues are that cheap,
there's no way. So I feel like, okay, that's not
the real trophy. This is just a version you'll travel with,
but the real trophy is gonna stay here, and there's
no way that's the real trophy. This is just some
kind of crazy, cheap o version of it that they
(25:30):
use because they have to, because when you're talking about
traveling with something it could break. You don't want the
real trophy to break. That's what I thought. I really,
there's my conspiracy theory for you. There's no way that's
the real trophy. That is pretty impressive. I mean, well
look at it. It looks like it comes apart. It looks
like it could be like a youth League trophy. Hey,
here's a Produce Space trophy. Oh the top came off
and all right, well, now what can you do? I
(25:51):
mean I got to hold an AFC title once when
we traveled to Ireland. That was kind of cool. Was
it real? One? Was it really? They were putting together it? No? No, okay,
tried to absconde with it. Did not work. I had
a better first step than you. But uh, trophy got heavy.
Instead of police. Instead of a police pursuit, you know,
(26:12):
car Chase, it would be trophy Chase.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yes, running for daily. How about I go further on
Northwestern Grad you know trophy. But it's the how about
the conspiracy theory of maybe it was a saboteur?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Hmm, like a Michigan fan did it well?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I mean he singed jd Vance did single someone out
wearing a Michigan hair You gotta have you gotta have
a lot of secret service joke and whatever else you're there,
But you gotta.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Have a lot of spider and goodfellas. Kind of guts
to wear a Michigan hat to the Ohio State celebration
at the White House. Well, you want to be acknowledged.
H you yeah, okay, sure, I would feel a little weird
about the secret service message from JD. Vance. I'd feel
a little nervous about that. But uh yeah, I don't
know if you got to the way out. Yeah, but
(27:01):
you know, anybody know where Connor Stallions was today, I
don't know. People might not know. He might be he
might have been the one. He's he he lasers off
like the top of the trophy and then just kind
of places it back on. Watch JD Evans, watch Ohio State,
screw this up?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Watch this, watch this, see next, next levels up. But
that's that's just it saboteur because you can see the
horror the looks on their faces. Yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah, dude,
you dropped the trophy.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Man. That's like, I don't know if you win the
National Championsip after that, Like he joked that, you know,
the trophy breaking was haha, nobody else gets to have it,
and it's like trying to make the best of it.
But it's like, well, there's not much you can do.
You drop that, you dropped the National Championship trophy and
it broke. There's only there's only so much chicken salad
you can make out of that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
No, but look it's broke. It's broke like Derek Carr.
It's broke that you now have to figure out. I
like yours that it's a cheap knockoff. Yeah, so they
bought it on the way, got the real ones?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, I just you know, where's the district we can
get some knockoffs stuff near the White House. Here's what
I need. Is there a local trophy shop that we
can show up at and get something that maybe they've
made but no one's picked it up yet. And we
could just kind of spray paint with gold spray paint
and hand it over and say this is the trophy.
See you just now equated it to the lonely birthday
(28:22):
cake that didn't get congratulations or the retirement cake congratulations. Standup,
you were supposed to go pick it up, all right,
they got one of those in the back. But is
that chocolate happycrape that name happen retirement Bruce? I just
scraped that off and just write congratulations National Champions. Just
put a new name plate on it. I actually did
that once. I actually bought a ca Okay, crazy story,
(28:45):
here we go. I bought a cake. Okay, my wife
sent me out to buy cake for a birthday, right,
just to buy a cake. I'm like, all right, Greg,
this is like twenty five years ago. And it was
one of those things where, oh, we didn't know it
was so and so's birthday, we should bring something for them.
We try to find a cake. I don't know, So
I go to find she was, just get something that's blank,
and I will and we'll and we'll figure it out. Okay, great,
(29:06):
So go to this and I go to the cakes.
This is back in Michig. I go to the cake store,
back in Michigan, and there's that you know, what kind
of cake should I guess? Because I don't know. I
don't think it doesn't matter. I'm like, all right now,
I'm always going to default to chocolate. So there was
a cake that they you know, I could have had
to make a cake or get a cake that was
vanilla cream, vanilla custar or whatever it was. But they
had a chocolate cake that was for a It wasn't
(29:30):
it was some kind of party. It wasn't a retirement,
but it was some kind of party and it was
gold like. It was one of those and it had
like it had another and it was congrat and so
like congratulations Barbara, right, and that's what it was. And
I said, oh wow, how about that congratulations barbera cake?
The guy says, oh, man, I said what he says?
We made that cake earlier today people called um and
(29:50):
said they didn't want it. We're closing in a couple hours.
I go, oh, he goes, I could sell you that
cake for like ten bucks. I go, what kind of
cake is he? Chocolate cake with chocolate inside? So oh,
how much for another cake? Well, you're probably about fifty
So I said, I'll take that cake for ten bucks.
So I brought the chocolate cake back and it said
I to Panma said, okay, now before you get mad
at me, Before you get mad at me, this cake
(30:11):
was ten dollars. No, I would have given him the
extra fiver to change the name on the bottom. So
we just so we just scraped it off and just
put like candles in it and stuff like oh okay, great,
look great, why is it black and gold? I don't know,
just that was that was like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Man, they might would have had another piece of white
chocolate or something that they're going to put over the Barbara.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
But yeah, yeah, and it must have been something if
they were ready to sell at the end of the day.
We we'll sell Theeah, we're gonna go well.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
But I mean they already got paid for it, okay, right,
if someone custom ordered a cake, they would have already
given their card information. Yeah, there's no canceling that once
it's done.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I mean, who knows. Hopefully something didn't happen to Barbara,
And like, you know, she had a good run. Now
I hate.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Someone thought of her enough to make and take get
a cake made. Here's the thing I had earlier today
there was some kind of truthful moment with her and
her husband, and now they're getting divorced. So this congratulations
Barbara cake is not going to go over well.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
We you know, we just just keep it. Just got
you guys, just eat it. But I got it for
ten bucks. I couldn't tell you I canna spend fifty
bucks on the cake. Got it for ten bucks. And
it was a good cake. It was a good you're
the big It served sixteen to what I was like, Okay,
I'm gonna get that kid, not even the small. I
might eat this in shame, No eat that without using
(31:23):
my hands. I get just eat that whole thing. You
leave that kid from Matilda, Yes, miss trust ball, sir
no telling me that's not the real trophy. Not the
real trophy? Nicely does time now to find out what's
trending in the wide world of sports. You guy gotten
a cake. He's got a lot in common with a
guy eating a cake because today is his birthday. It's
(31:46):
steve to say, did you get my friend?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I did not get him the cake, but you can
get today's trophy for ten bucks.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I can't good, very good. Vance handled that trophy like
it was Greenland. Now of the Major.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
League Baseball scoreboard, Cubs and Padres are now tied up
three three bottom.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Of the six.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Padres have loaded the bases and scored a couple to ties.
Still two outs and bases full. Dodgers lead four to
nothing over the Rockies, who just have one hit in
this game, and the Rockies over the weekend got shut
out three straight games at San Diego.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
If they lose.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Tonight, Colorado will be three and twelve. We're not to
mid April yet, and the Rockies are already nine and
a half games out in the division. Saint Louis and
Sunny Gray beat Houston eight to three. It was Tampa
Bay sixteen to one over Boston. The Yankees hit four
solo homers in a four to one win against Kansas City.
Atlanta was up eight to nothing in the fifth and
(32:42):
won eight to four at Toronto, Pittsburgh and San Francisco
with wins. The Mets were victorious again five to one
at Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Twins.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Offense went three for twenty eight with thirteen strikeouts, and
Detroit was a nine to one winner at Milwaukee. The
win to Trek Schouble with seven scoreless innings, nine strikeouts
and no The Phoenix Suns fired coach Mike Budenholzer after
one season. He was just starting a five year, fifty
million dollar contract.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
The team just went sorry, he's he's just ending a
five year a dollar contract.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
That is Kerwell, it'll be payout in Beniali like installments.
I'm here by the Suns. The team just went thirty
six and forty six. The Suns did start this season
eight to one, but missed the postseason missed the play
in despite the league's highest payroll, so Phoenix will have
a fourth head coach in four years. The Pelicans fired
vice president David Griffin. He spent six years as the
(33:33):
head of basketball operations in New Orleans. Joe Dumars is
reportedly a candidate for that job now. He's a native
of Louisiana and a former Executive of the Year currently
works for the league. By the way, the NBA's top
selling jersey this season was the number seventy seven of
Luka Doncic of the Lakers. According to NBA Stores Sales,
Donciic is the first player other than Lebron James or
(33:56):
Steph Curry to lead in jersey sales in the last decade.
Curry was number ten to this season, James number three
on their list. By the way, the NBA play In
Tournament starts Tuesday with a couple of games. Purdue All
American guard Braden Smith will return for his senior season,
and the WNBA Draft was tonight, going number one overall
to Dallas Paige Becker's of Connecticut. The season starts in
(34:17):
about one month.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Back to you, Thank you, Steve, The Jason Smith Show
with my best friend Mike Carmen lifrom the tyrack dot
Com Studios. All right, so coming up next, if I
didn't believe big conspiracy theory that the wasn't the real
trophy that JD Van's mishandled today. Another big conspiracy theory
coming off a story that Aliensbrisager just mentioned. No, aliens
(34:39):
are real, completely real, completely real, Yeah, completely real. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I mean if you just shot down his whole hope
that he was going to give you something new.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
They've been here for thousands of years, thousands thousands of
oh yeah yeah yeah sure for doing that. Yeah, slacking well,
they're just getting ready and learning stuff about us and
then reporting back to their civilizations where they live. Happened,
uh far away, way weigh way far away in a galaxy,
far far away. Yeah, a planet called Nabali. It really
really far away. I thought it was Nimbru. No, no,
(35:07):
nebal I just rent waiting for Guffman. People got that line. Congratulations,
I come from a planet way, way, way far weigh
in Bali. Uh So, while Alex Tyshirt figures out what
the stars have in common, we'll tell you. No, I'll
give you another conspiracy theory, the story that Steve Disager
just talked about seconds ago. That's next right here, Jason
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(35:31):
gonna give you numbers. I'm gonna give you the number forty.
When I say forty to you, Mike Carmon, what do
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Be sure to subscribe so you never miss our very
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minutes ago, I gave you my big conspiracy theory from
today in sports as are real. The trophy that JD
Vans dropped today and broke wasn't the real National Champship trophy.
I mean there's no way, there's no way those trophies
(37:40):
break like that. It's had to be if it had
to be. The Traveling Trophy. Trophies like that just don't break.
I like that the traveling YouTube Traveling Trophy because it's
is this, like, Dave, You've got a second president. I
don't want to look like a jerk. I want you
guys still look like jerks. So I mean, really, there's
(38:01):
no way. I mean, did it breaks so bad? It
looks so bad, it comes apart so easy? No now
come as in no way. But here's my other conspiracy theory.
The day right Steve Desager brought birthday Boy Steve to
say yeah, brought us the story a few moments ago
that for the first time since twenty twelve, someone other
than Steph Curry or Lebron James have the most popular
(38:22):
jersey in the NBA. Luka Doncic's Lakers seventy seven jersey
is the most popular jersey as far as jersey sales go.
First time in well over a decade, this has happened.
And I'm calling Shenanigans. You're calling Shenanigan because I'm gonna
ask you something and you're gonna say, oh, I agree
with you. We live in Los Angeles. You are out
(38:43):
and about in Los Angeles every day, all right, every
third person is wearing a Dodger's hat or a Dodger's
T shirt or something. It's right, it's a dog. You know.
People wear Lakers gear, but it's a Dodger's town. How
many people have you? Have you ever seen someone here
in LA wearing any kind kind of Luka doncic Lakers
seventy seven jersey. I'd say maybe a handful. I don't
(39:04):
know that I've seen. I don't think a handful.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
And and they all had the lettering was not one
hundred because they're getting them custom done d O N
S I C. But at like random sports shops as
opposed to from the official site. It's like, all right,
I can get one of those made up.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I mean, I really, I don't know that I've seen
one person in a in a in a in a
Luca seventy seven Lakers jersey. I don't know if that
I've seen one. I see Lebron jersey all the time.
I see Kobe jerseys, Cobby T shirts, Lakers T shirts, left,
I see all of them. You see all the throwback
I have. I'm telling them I'm just telling you the truth.
I have not seen one, and I'm out and about
in various parts of Los Angeles every year. I'm not out,
(39:41):
you know, looking for but you know, I go. I
know when I see people wearing so a bunch in
the face. I've seen more people wearing Mets jerseys the
last two weeks that I have any Luca, I think
you're right.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, now, I'd love to see what those numbers are,
you know, because it's also from let's see January first
to now.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Is that what is that we're tracking? Yeah? Yeah, I
mean you're talking about now, but you're also talking about
really from the middle of February until now.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, But the question becomes the have they shipped, because
they might have been bought just having shipping is really slow,
like when you ordered Big Ball of branches and he goes.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
People aren't getting their shoes out. Shipping had a backlog,
Shipping slow at the holidays, you're not getting it.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Bargoes all those I don't know, maybe they were all
sold overseas.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
You go to Germany way, do you see the people
in the Lucadanta jersey. I mean they're filling arenas with
people wearing Luca jersey. Wait, do you see you go
to Italy? No one's wearing MESSI were not. No, no, no,
no Luca Jersey.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Maybe this was all done to create a fracture, and
this is Nico Harrison's revenge. He took some of his
money and decided to buy a bunch of Luca jerseys
because then it would make Lebron mad, and then it
would cause a fracture.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
No, no, in the Lakers locker room. No, this is better.
He's buying them all so he doesn't have to see
people wearing them. That's true too. If I buy him,
if I buy them all, they can't keep making him
fast enough. He wins twice. People won't order. I don't
have to walk around the streets and walk on the
streets seeing people a Luca Laker jersey. It's not a
bad theory. I can just see people wearing their Luca
Mavericks Jersey's going. Okay, are great? Keep wearing those. I've
(41:20):
not I don't. I don't think i've seen one person,
one person walking around now. I see people when they
have cutaways of games that are wear THEO, but not
walking around like you think people would wear those all
the time you're spending that kind of money on a jersey,
you're wearing it. No, I don't see people wearing I
am curious. Yeah, it makes me, It makes me, It
makes me wonder. Oh two things I'm telling you, Man,
I have full conspiracy theories or a lot of sugar.
The last half hour one of the two. Maybe maybe maybe, Yeah,
(41:46):
let's go exit out by a Fresca exit swollen dome.
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