March 13, 2025 • 10 mins
Danielle is wondering what we should be calling purses, Gandhi wants to apologize to T-Mobile, Sam is excited for Savannah's first hike of the year, Nate used science to separate these glasses, Skeery is getting stopped at TSA, and Scotty brought his girlfriend to the CoinStar machine.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know where I.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Want to go. I'm gonna go around the road. Here
we go.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
I'm gonna start with Nate straight. Nate, what's on your
mind today?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (00:17):
I literally just had a brain first.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I come back to me. I'll figure this out.
Speaker 7 (00:26):
Wait, hands waber had Are you having a stroke?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay? Do you taste do you taste pennies? You taste copper?
I'm good, Come back to me. That's so funny.
Speaker 8 (00:34):
I'm not even kidding you. You must have told us three times.
Hey gets you around the rooms? Ready, I know?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And here we are.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
We're going around the room as we speak. I'm gonna
keep going around the room. We'll leave Nate over there
on the side of the room. We'll go to the
south room and Danielle ise over here. Danielle, what's on
your mind?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
All right?
Speaker 9 (00:48):
So I heard a phone tap before that, I did,
like you know, you know, not too long ago. But
we talked about a woman's purse. Is it a handbag,
a bag, a pocket.
Speaker 8 (01:00):
Book or a purse?
Speaker 9 (01:02):
What are we calling nowadays? My mother says, go get
my hand bag.
Speaker 8 (01:07):
It's over there.
Speaker 9 (01:07):
Everything like, But like a lot of people don't say
hambag anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:11):
I say bag.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I hear, yeah, my mom used to say pocketbook.
Speaker 8 (01:15):
Pocketbook.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's way not big anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Judg Judy says pockab What about a purse? I say
purse or bag?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, see but okay, I'm not man's playing here.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'm just asking, maybe is there a difference between a
purse and a bag? To me, a purse is a
more formal vessel and a bag is a bag.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Okay, yeah, I mean I think it depends on what
you're carrying. If it's a purse and it maybe goes
over your shoulder and it's nice. Okay, but well you
know those bags that go across.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
A cross body. Yeah, and then you've got a toat,
I mean those got specific name.
Speaker 10 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well, I think if a purse, you usually choose a
shade in the purse that sort of compliments what you're wearing.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, And a bags it's a bag. Who gives a crap?
Am I right?
Speaker 11 (01:53):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
I got you. So when I dress it up, I
will be grabbing my purse.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm surprised if you make it
out the door.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Gandhi, what's up with you today?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
I want to take a moment to apologize to T
Mobile because I just found out from my father that
he has been calling them every time he gets a
spam call to report the call.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
I said, what, I love him?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Are you joking?
Speaker 7 (02:23):
He said, the other day he got some random FaceTime
call from strangers. He was not happy about it, so
he called T Mobile and reported it. I said, I don't.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
I don't think they care.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Or can do anything about it.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
He said, no, every time I call, they say thank you, sir,
we appreciate it. I said, what do you mean every.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Time you do this? Often?
Speaker 7 (02:39):
He is harassing these poor people at T Mobile because
he's getting spam calls and wants them to know he's
the Well wait.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
A minute, maybe they do enter it in some file
that makes some sense.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I think these people are about to block him, and
they're probably like, sir, just stop answering the phone. That's
what I tell him. Stop it. If you don't know
the number, just don't pick it up. What are you.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Doing the Gandhi?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, no, no, he puts it in.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He puts it into action. He's doing the right thing.
I love your dad.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
No, that is insane. Don't encourage this.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm crazy.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
He needs his own reality show.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Mister Gandhi Cancelor Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you?
Speaker 11 (03:17):
Just a reminder that your dog's world is only as
big as you allow it to be. So this weekend,
we're planning on taking Savannah out for her first hike
of the season because I don't do super well and cold,
neither does she, and it's finally starting to let up,
So we're gonna take her out for a nice little
adventure because she only gets the daily walks in the
city that would take her on all year.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So it's it's time.
Speaker 11 (03:38):
It's time to give her some more love.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I love that. I'm taking my dog out today. It's
the perfect day for it. Love that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now, let's go back to that side of the room
and look, that's where we left Nate. Nate, are you awake?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I am away, and I remembered what I was going
to say. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
You may encounter this situation in the future, or you
might have encountered it in the past. I had two
glass leftover containers and they were stacked in one another
right I go to get one of them out, it
is welded in there. It is just jammed in there.
These two glass containers somehow through friction, just got so
(04:13):
locked in together. So using science, you know what I did.
You broke them hot Gandhi's half right. I put ice
in the top and I put the bottom one in
hot water.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And you know what happened, right, Nothing, nothing happened. Even
googled it. I'm like, this is science.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
The bottom is supposed to expand I'm supposed to be
all lifted out. So I googled it, and you know
what somebody said to do. Whack it against the counter
with a glass container, slamming it, and you know what.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It was exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I want to do it at just the right angle,
and all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You can do it just short of shattering. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yes, it's the same with a martini shaker, a drink shaker.
You can't get that lid off. You just got to
beat the crap out of it against the counter. That's
what bartenders do. So here's here's what I learned. Science
works some of the time. That's why it's science. Froggy,
what's up with you today? Did you know the crack
delivery is legal.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
What Okay, somebody knocked on my door yesterday and delivered
three boxes of thin mint girls.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Put them in the freezer. Those things are like crack, dude.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So they're good on their own.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
When you put them in the freezer, something happens and
they become the greatest things ever.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You cannot eat just a few of them.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You have beat the whole sleeve.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, you do a whole line of them, I
mean sleeve of them exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, gandhi things. Why don't we move along to the
next person in the room. We just had a little
fall off. We'll get back on the way today.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
What's going on with you today, Scotty.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
So we're on our way off to Atlantis and the
Bahamas after the show, and I packed a bag that
I want to just carry through, so I put all
my toilet trees with They're.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
All with me. Here's a problem.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
A four ounce container of my hair gel is over
the limit by zero point five ounces.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But I used half of it already. Clearly there's only
there's only two ounces in there.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
They're not in the they're not in the job of
weighing anything. It must be the size of the container.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But if you can't bring my loge hair gel.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
My logic says to me, if I have two ounces
of a four ounce bottle, that's still an ounce and
a half below the TSA restriction.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But they don't want to take the time to weigh it.
Therefore it has to be the size or weigh it
or the size of it. They have to see it.
That's it the way it works.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Also, is your whatever canister it's in.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Is it clear? It is clear, you could see it.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
You might.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
I think it depends on the TSA agent, But most
of the time they just throw it away.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, gel, yes, jel.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
So why can't you get a little container and put
a little bit in there.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I could squirt some in do that. Maybe I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know, if you just go to go to Walgreens,
they have a whole section of the little plastic containers.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
It's just annoying when when I see my bag get
to that point and then on the rollers and then
there's that moment of truth that is it gonna continue
to go.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Straight or is it gonna go left?
Speaker 10 (07:21):
And I'm like no, like that, that's a paranoid like
anxiety moment for me when the bag is stopped and
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Please keep rolling, keep keep rolling.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Yeah, but no they roll it to the left and
now you're sitting there like, oh, no, guilty.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
You know what I have?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You know when you walk through that scanner thing and
they can see, you know, parts of your body if
there's something on it. Yeah, I always have this thing
and it's on my crotch. Oh, sir, is there something.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You want to tell us? What? Oh? Is it?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
And I'll ask him is it the crotch thing? And
they'll go, yes, it's and they'll show me on the
can you and may I do a pad down? I'm like, shit, absolutely,
go right ahead. But there's nothing there. I wonder if
I have like some metal plate in my wiener that
I never knew about it a concealed weapons down there?
Hey baby, I don't know, but I always show up
with something on my crotch every single time, without without pause.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Actum.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
That's the TSA looking out for a scary So just
play by the rules and you'll get to that line.
And our special guest today is Scotty be Scotty Bee
around the road.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
What do you got Hey, you know, so I am
blessed to have found a girl that is enamored by
all the dumb craft that I like to do. So
after a really nice dinner the other night, we had
a fine date at the coinstar machine at the supermarket
and she was fascinated with it. But anyway, the point
of the story is my pro tip. If you use
(08:41):
a coinstar machine, and once you dump all your coins
in there, you need to choose that you want a
gift card rather than the cash equivalent, because they will
take eleven or twelve percent of whatever you put in
the machine. But if you choose a gift card, you
get Amazon, Starbucks, whatever. They'll give you the full amount
of whatever you stick.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
In the shoe.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Yeah, okay, did you put into the coinstar.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Fifty four dollars and sixty two cents? Look at you? Yeah,
and I threw in a couple of half dollars just
to throw it off.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
What car did you get?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
What's I got? Starbucks?
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, good for you. That'll be gone in three minutes now.
They'll make the profit. Actually, if you think about it,
soone's gonna make a prophet.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
No matter what you do. This is true.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
So but you know, I love how you turn that
around and said, from the point of this is the
Coinstar percentage that they take, when really, in my mind
it was you just wanting to remind the world that
you now have a girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't know what you're talking about. We're talking about
we had a really nice time.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
God, I'm sure you did, and we saved a lot
about it at the Coinstar and I showed her.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I showed her the bottle return machines. She was so excited.
They don't have that in New Jersey.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I need to talk to this girl because I'm one
of this. She's excited about the bottle return Daniel.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You know what it is.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
It's like when you meet someone and you want to
make them happy and you press it. You'd say, oh,
got them so into that Coinstar percentage thing.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah, to hate you weeks six months from now. Let
let me see what she says about that Coinstar REGI.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
You think about it when you when you've been with
someone long term, you think of all the things you loved,
the little idiot, idiotic things they did in the beginning
that you thought were cute.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Now they ain't so cute anymore.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Oh my god, Brandon doesn't know how to chew gum,
and I thought that was funny at first, and now
I just look at him and I'm like, you idiot.
He he takes two bites and he swallows.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It a gum treat.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Sam, You guys gotta be careful because on a first
date a guy told me that he was a beta
tester for Pokemon Go.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I'm like, wow, interesting, and here I am married to
the loser upon king.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Pokemon Go.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's proudly I know. There you go. Another successful around
the room. We got
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know where I.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Want to go. I'm gonna go around the road. Here
we go.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
I'm gonna start with Nate straight. Nate, what's on your
mind today?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (00:17):
I literally just had a brain first.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I come back to me. I'll figure this out.
Speaker 7 (00:26):
Wait, hands waber had Are you having a stroke?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay? Do you taste do you taste pennies? You taste copper?
I'm good, Come back to me. That's so funny.
Speaker 8 (00:34):
I'm not even kidding you. You must have told us three times.
Hey gets you around the rooms? Ready, I know?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And here we are.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
We're going around the room as we speak. I'm gonna
keep going around the room. We'll leave Nate over there
on the side of the room. We'll go to the
south room and Danielle ise over here. Danielle, what's on
your mind?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
All right?
Speaker 9 (00:48):
So I heard a phone tap before that, I did,
like you know, you know, not too long ago. But
we talked about a woman's purse. Is it a handbag,
a bag, a pocket.
Speaker 8 (01:00):
Book or a purse?
Speaker 9 (01:02):
What are we calling nowadays? My mother says, go get
my hand bag.
Speaker 8 (01:07):
It's over there.
Speaker 9 (01:07):
Everything like, But like a lot of people don't say
hambag anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:11):
I say bag.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I hear, yeah, my mom used to say pocketbook.
Speaker 8 (01:15):
Pocketbook.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's way not big anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Judg Judy says pockab What about a purse? I say
purse or bag?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, see but okay, I'm not man's playing here.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'm just asking, maybe is there a difference between a
purse and a bag? To me, a purse is a
more formal vessel and a bag is a bag.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Okay, yeah, I mean I think it depends on what
you're carrying. If it's a purse and it maybe goes
over your shoulder and it's nice. Okay, but well you
know those bags that go across.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
A cross body. Yeah, and then you've got a toat,
I mean those got specific name.
Speaker 10 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well, I think if a purse, you usually choose a
shade in the purse that sort of compliments what you're wearing.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, And a bags it's a bag. Who gives a crap?
Am I right?
Speaker 11 (01:53):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
I got you. So when I dress it up, I
will be grabbing my purse.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm surprised if you make it
out the door.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Gandhi, what's up with you today?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
I want to take a moment to apologize to T
Mobile because I just found out from my father that
he has been calling them every time he gets a
spam call to report the call.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
I said, what, I love him?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Are you joking?
Speaker 7 (02:23):
He said, the other day he got some random FaceTime
call from strangers. He was not happy about it, so
he called T Mobile and reported it. I said, I don't.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
I don't think they care.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Or can do anything about it.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
He said, no, every time I call, they say thank you, sir,
we appreciate it. I said, what do you mean every.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Time you do this? Often?
Speaker 7 (02:39):
He is harassing these poor people at T Mobile because
he's getting spam calls and wants them to know he's
the Well wait.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
A minute, maybe they do enter it in some file
that makes some sense.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I think these people are about to block him, and
they're probably like, sir, just stop answering the phone. That's
what I tell him. Stop it. If you don't know
the number, just don't pick it up. What are you.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Doing the Gandhi?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, no, no, he puts it in.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He puts it into action. He's doing the right thing.
I love your dad.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
No, that is insane. Don't encourage this.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm crazy.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
He needs his own reality show.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Mister Gandhi Cancelor Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you?
Speaker 11 (03:17):
Just a reminder that your dog's world is only as
big as you allow it to be. So this weekend,
we're planning on taking Savannah out for her first hike
of the season because I don't do super well and cold,
neither does she, and it's finally starting to let up,
So we're gonna take her out for a nice little
adventure because she only gets the daily walks in the
city that would take her on all year.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So it's it's time.
Speaker 11 (03:38):
It's time to give her some more love.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I love that. I'm taking my dog out today. It's
the perfect day for it. Love that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now, let's go back to that side of the room
and look, that's where we left Nate. Nate, are you awake?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I am away, and I remembered what I was going
to say. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
You may encounter this situation in the future, or you
might have encountered it in the past. I had two
glass leftover containers and they were stacked in one another
right I go to get one of them out, it
is welded in there. It is just jammed in there.
These two glass containers somehow through friction, just got so
(04:13):
locked in together. So using science, you know what I did.
You broke them hot Gandhi's half right. I put ice
in the top and I put the bottom one in
hot water.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And you know what happened, right, Nothing, nothing happened. Even
googled it. I'm like, this is science.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
The bottom is supposed to expand I'm supposed to be
all lifted out. So I googled it, and you know
what somebody said to do. Whack it against the counter
with a glass container, slamming it, and you know what.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It was exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I want to do it at just the right angle,
and all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You can do it just short of shattering. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yes, it's the same with a martini shaker, a drink shaker.
You can't get that lid off. You just got to
beat the crap out of it against the counter. That's
what bartenders do. So here's here's what I learned. Science
works some of the time. That's why it's science. Froggy,
what's up with you today? Did you know the crack
delivery is legal.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
What Okay, somebody knocked on my door yesterday and delivered
three boxes of thin mint girls.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Put them in the freezer. Those things are like crack, dude.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So they're good on their own.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
When you put them in the freezer, something happens and
they become the greatest things ever.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You cannot eat just a few of them.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You have beat the whole sleeve.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah, you do a whole line of them, I
mean sleeve of them exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, gandhi things. Why don't we move along to the
next person in the room. We just had a little
fall off. We'll get back on the way today.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
What's going on with you today, Scotty.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
So we're on our way off to Atlantis and the
Bahamas after the show, and I packed a bag that
I want to just carry through, so I put all
my toilet trees with They're.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
All with me. Here's a problem.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
A four ounce container of my hair gel is over
the limit by zero point five ounces.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But I used half of it already. Clearly there's only
there's only two ounces in there.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
They're not in the they're not in the job of
weighing anything. It must be the size of the container.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But if you can't bring my loge hair gel.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
My logic says to me, if I have two ounces
of a four ounce bottle, that's still an ounce and
a half below the TSA restriction.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But they don't want to take the time to weigh it.
Therefore it has to be the size or weigh it
or the size of it. They have to see it.
That's it the way it works.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Also, is your whatever canister it's in.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Is it clear? It is clear, you could see it.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
You might.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
I think it depends on the TSA agent, But most
of the time they just throw it away.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, gel, yes, jel.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
So why can't you get a little container and put
a little bit in there.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I could squirt some in do that. Maybe I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know, if you just go to go to Walgreens,
they have a whole section of the little plastic containers.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
It's just annoying when when I see my bag get
to that point and then on the rollers and then
there's that moment of truth that is it gonna continue
to go.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Straight or is it gonna go left?
Speaker 10 (07:21):
And I'm like no, like that, that's a paranoid like
anxiety moment for me when the bag is stopped and
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Please keep rolling, keep keep rolling.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Yeah, but no they roll it to the left and
now you're sitting there like, oh, no, guilty.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
You know what I have?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You know when you walk through that scanner thing and
they can see, you know, parts of your body if
there's something on it. Yeah, I always have this thing
and it's on my crotch. Oh, sir, is there something.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You want to tell us? What? Oh? Is it?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
And I'll ask him is it the crotch thing? And
they'll go, yes, it's and they'll show me on the
can you and may I do a pad down? I'm like, shit, absolutely,
go right ahead. But there's nothing there. I wonder if
I have like some metal plate in my wiener that
I never knew about it a concealed weapons down there?
Hey baby, I don't know, but I always show up
with something on my crotch every single time, without without pause.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Actum.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
That's the TSA looking out for a scary So just
play by the rules and you'll get to that line.
And our special guest today is Scotty be Scotty Bee
around the road.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
What do you got Hey, you know, so I am
blessed to have found a girl that is enamored by
all the dumb craft that I like to do. So
after a really nice dinner the other night, we had
a fine date at the coinstar machine at the supermarket
and she was fascinated with it. But anyway, the point
of the story is my pro tip. If you use
(08:41):
a coinstar machine, and once you dump all your coins
in there, you need to choose that you want a
gift card rather than the cash equivalent, because they will
take eleven or twelve percent of whatever you put in
the machine. But if you choose a gift card, you
get Amazon, Starbucks, whatever. They'll give you the full amount
of whatever you stick.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
In the shoe.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Yeah, okay, did you put into the coinstar.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Fifty four dollars and sixty two cents? Look at you? Yeah,
and I threw in a couple of half dollars just
to throw it off.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
What car did you get?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
What's I got? Starbucks?
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, good for you. That'll be gone in three minutes now.
They'll make the profit. Actually, if you think about it,
soone's gonna make a prophet.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
No matter what you do. This is true.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
So but you know, I love how you turn that
around and said, from the point of this is the
Coinstar percentage that they take, when really, in my mind
it was you just wanting to remind the world that
you now have a girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't know what you're talking about. We're talking about
we had a really nice time.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
God, I'm sure you did, and we saved a lot
about it at the Coinstar and I showed her.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I showed her the bottle return machines. She was so excited.
They don't have that in New Jersey.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I need to talk to this girl because I'm one
of this. She's excited about the bottle return Daniel.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You know what it is.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
It's like when you meet someone and you want to
make them happy and you press it. You'd say, oh,
got them so into that Coinstar percentage thing.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah, to hate you weeks six months from now. Let
let me see what she says about that Coinstar REGI.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
You think about it when you when you've been with
someone long term, you think of all the things you loved,
the little idiot, idiotic things they did in the beginning
that you thought were cute.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Now they ain't so cute anymore.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Oh my god, Brandon doesn't know how to chew gum,
and I thought that was funny at first, and now
I just look at him and I'm like, you idiot.
He he takes two bites and he swallows.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It a gum treat.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Sam, You guys gotta be careful because on a first
date a guy told me that he was a beta
tester for Pokemon Go.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I'm like, wow, interesting, and here I am married to
the loser upon king.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Pokemon Go.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's proudly I know. There you go. Another successful around
the room. We got
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