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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, So we're gonna do a feisty family feud.
I'm ready because I'm extra feisty. Today. I may get
fired today, I may get fired. It's fired feisty family feud.
We're gonna go crazy. We're gonna hit it out of
the park. And apparently Nate has some idea it's gonna revolutionize.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, So we.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All know Elvis's thing, right, Can somebody explain what Elvis does?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I give the best answers answer. I'm going for the real.
I'm going for reality. Alexis and Ali, can we pull
them up really quick? Yeah, Alexis is online too. Aliy's online? Eight.
Oh my god. Ali's coming from Fort Knox. I didn't know. Really,
(00:54):
you're right down the street from the.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Gold, right down street from the Gold.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, So Alexis and all. You know Elvis's thing when
we play family huge right? Yep?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
He tanks the team. No, I don't, he plays.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
He plays for the other team.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He's a We won last time. I don't know if
you recall that. And I was the reason you were,
not the reason we won.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I was the reason we wonky His answer is always
in the butt ball.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So let's explain this. You people are very unfair. Let's
play along. Go ahead, explain away there. Now, there is
some money on the line for Alexis and Alley, but
your teammate is Elvis Duran, so Elvis might actually have
to play appropriately for a change. I'm not gonna do
anything differently, I'm sorry, okay, but there's money.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
There's money.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Ali lives down the street from Fort Knox, the bank
the gold.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
She's in Fort Knock. She doesn't need my money.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Alexis is out of Long Island and Dick's Hills.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
What a great name for a town. Di I X BBoy. Okay,
all right, well.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Here now you know, so play a huge play the few.
We're gonna play it just like we always do. All okay,
all right here against the team Elvis.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You are paired up and partnered.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Your family is Alexis and Alley, and then everybody else
here in the room is going to play against you.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
All right, Yes, yeah, this is a for there to
to get some money. So Elvis is playing for them,
We're playing against them, exactly. A stupid idea.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
This is not stupid. Here we go, it's pretty stupid,
Team Elvis. We are going to start with you name something.
A doctor in a nudist colony treats a lot of
patients for gonorrhea. See that's a great answer, herpes her Okay,
believe it or not, it's on the board. But the
(02:52):
number three response, so uh gandhi named something? A doctor
in a nudist colony treats a lot of patients.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
For guys think sunburns.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh yeah, that's a good answer. Kid's on there. And
then number one respond so sorry, T though I like
to snaliti and I went for the sexual diseases.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What about it?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Go ahead the chafing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Chafing on there, chafing not on the So sorry, not
a lot of things to take against when you're not
wearing any So let's go to scary scary name said
they get doctor in a newest colony treats a lot of.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Patience for How about chlamydia? Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Scary he said chlamydia. That is he did, but that's
unfortunately loved under st ds. So you get yourself a
buzz there.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Said it?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He technically said it. You can't back up on that one. No,
I'm going to play rough this time. Wrong, you get
another buzz.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
But on the show you don't get another buzz. You
know the shot. But that's fine. We're gonna do it differently.
Here do you do?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You don't want the show? I do want to show
to get Alexis here. You know what's gonna happen here.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Even if they lose, You're gonna give them money anyway,
because that's how we're not gonna happen. No, I have
no money to give. I have, so guess what I'll
find the money for them. Okay, I bet you real,
big daddy. Okay, So we're names something the doctor to do.
This parony treats a lot of patience for you got
two buzzes? Can I give you a hand?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'm gonna say cuts and scrapes.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's on there.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, number five response You got to left.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, we're right to you name. I got a good one,
Alexis Ali, you hold on. We're gonna win this thing,
all right. I got one, well, not yet. Two answers
left on the bird. You're naked? What what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What happens when you're naked?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Don't don't help her. I'm gonna have to buzz yet
because I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, So Alexis and al and I we we we can.
We can talk together and come up with what you can.
So alexis alive us I need a communal response, Alexis, Alexis,
what do you?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What do you think? It's a good idea answer. I
was thinking either insect bites or frost bite? Okay, okay,
I don't know if I would go to a frost bite.
What about you? Ali?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Answer?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I was thinking bug bites.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Bug bites.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm also thinking like poison ivy something like that is
And how many answers we have?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You got two left? You only need one? You only
need one? All right, Alexi Sally, what do you think.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
To go for bite?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't know. Did we get treated for that? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm okay, but there's I would let's go with that
answer because I think Elvis is actually helping you out,
because the other answer was poison ivy.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, I got that when I was at a weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I touched my wiener. After I touch poison, I me,
it's pretty simple. Wow, Okay, do you.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Want to do another router? You want to quit.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well, you're ahead to emails. Tell us what do they win?
More money if they keep playing?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
And no? Same amount?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I think we should keep going. Let's go all right here, we.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Got away if they lose?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, okay, no, no, we're We're going to give the
team here a chance to respond first. Okay, on this next, this,
next old question. Okay, we asked one hundred women to
fill in you didn't. Let's pretend that we asked one
hundred women to fill in the blank. When it comes
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to men, height is being short? Is okay? As long
as he's blank?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Come on for us, Yeah, you guys, sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, Richie, I already heard rich I think I bet
rich is gonna board. However, is the number two response?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
One?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ales? Ali?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Do we want a guy who's a hung guy or attractive?
He has all his teeth, he's not bald?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What bald?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I think?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Teeth?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
What else? You go over there?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
A hundred women fill in the blank when it comes
to man, short is okay? As long as he's blank,
as long as he's attractive hot?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I go out of money.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That I got that one. Okay, No, no, no, no, what
are you talking about? You can't buzz that we didn't
come up with an answer answer.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Get her out of here. God, he's stealing.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm trying to stealing. What can take hers to stomach? Okay, okay, okay,
alexis Ali, I don't. I don't think its teeth.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
He could be. I could be attractive or hot? What
do you think?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay, we're we're going with attractive or hot. You could
lead a horse to water. No, you can make them drink.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Point something out here. You asked one hundred women, but
they went with the man's answer.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, good, point begged us. All right, big big jo
hung was my original answer?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
All right, Dan, Yeah, yes, that's on there and the
number one of responds Sally.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I was really trying to help you out. I told
you guys, we should have went with that. Okay, scary
too holding out earlier, we could have had the number
one answer.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Okay, can we get scary off our team?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah? Yes, scary, you're ejected, scotta be put your headphone
hold on answers. It's scotty, scary, turn off your mic,
turn off scotty.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Instead of scary, I might I might repea eat something.
Oh great. The guy that wasn't paid attention to carry
your back on the team? Okay, funny, funny, it's on there.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yes, The number three response got one answers left here
asked one hundred women gone when it comes to men,
short is okay as long as he's blank.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I can't believe c wasn't on there. Kind mustweet?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Good answer, good answer. I would go with muscular sweet.
Ye there you guys win.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Sorry, muskiller is better than sweet and.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Hungs. I guess what. I guess what Alexis? Ali.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You're gonna win money anyway because I know how this works.
What do you want to do a tiebreaker?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
No, no, we want to do a phone tap? What
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Speaker 3 (10:19):
Maybe those short guys should use craper Race. Is that
one of the answers?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh no, what.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Alexis? Allie?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Two hundred and fifty dollars. Thanks for our friends at Creepyrace.
Thank you so much for listening to us, and have
a wonderful day and listen again tomorrow for more fun
and for volity on our show.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Thank you, Hold you, You're very welcome. There you go, see.
All ends well right in the world. All right, very nice.
I'm gonna go back to being a nice guy. Okay,
why bother