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October 24, 2023 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Good Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I know it's hard to wake up because the sun's
in your.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Eyes and sometimes it kind of sucks.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
But you goodness, and hey, you never know. There's a
million different ways that this whole day could go. So
I'm just popping in to say, what do you call it?
This coffee tastes like pop? It does tastes like crap.

(00:43):
Dysfunctional show. I got a producer of here screaming in
the corner. I got scary yelling because it's eggs gentle
creature in the Morning show, Gandia, I just sent your text,
Hey are you one? Look at us talking in the
back crown with each other. I just did that thing

(01:03):
where I went up to my coffee maker and stared
at it and couldn't remember why I was there. Ah No,
But then I remember I went there to make coffee.
It seems like it's don't you ever go into a
room and go why am I in this room?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Why did I come in here? But I was standing
in front of my coffee machine. It was right there.
I'm like, why am I here? It seems like I
would have made a connection. I think we're all fried
Is it fried out?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
That happens to me all the time though, I always
walking around and go why am I here?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
And what am I looking for? We're out of our minds.
What what's causing this? Just dementia I don't know, or
just what, Nate, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
My thing is I will pick up a pen to
write down something so I don't forget.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I will click the pen and I'm like, what the
hell was I gonna write? Don't click the pin. Clicking
the pen made it click out of your head. Yes, scary,
same thing for you.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Last week on Saturday morning, I went, I took my
car out, started driving, got to the red light.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm like, why did I go out? I swear to god,
I had idea. Did you ever remember why you got
in your car and you drove Later in the.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Day, Yes, because I needed toilet paper and I found
out the heart.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh my god, you're like a dog dragging your ass
on the bath mat. Thank God for the brown bath mat. Anyway, Yeah, okay,
so so we're not nuts, right, This is a normal
thing to kind of lose your mind from time to time. Anyway,
we all have a lot going on in our lives.
I think if someone does, we're allowed to lose it sometimes. Hey,

(02:44):
so we're about to get into U. Gandhi's game called
Spoken Word Dirty Lyrics. Why did we started? Why did
we start talking about dirty songs? The other Oh it
was it was Diamond. Yes, she's like before I was born.
You guys were into the song me so horny? What's
wrong with you people? And we're like, dirty songs have
been around since way before us, and they'll be around

(03:06):
way after we're gone.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Right, there's so many examples of the creepiest lyrics ever,
it's true.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So welcome to Spoken Word the Dirty Lyrics Edition. Yes, yeah,
this song doesn't even have lyrics and it sounds kind
of creepy.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Should we play like a parental advisory warning right now?
Like boo boo boo context?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Maybe? Okay, go ahead, it's your game, you though, I'm
hosting it. Give us the legal out here? What all right?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Parents, be careful because we're about to recite some lyrics
from some very popular songs and you might have to
explain to your children what that means.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, With that said, let's go to line seven. Talk
to Christina out in port Jeff Hey, Christina, I hello,
now you you love music? You listen to us all
the time. Do you know, guys?

Speaker 6 (03:55):
I listened to you every morning on my way.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Josh watch is on the way home.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay, this is good news. So you know lyrics? Too
many songs. Let's hope you know the lyrics to these
dirty songs.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Okay, okay, so if I get themong but okay.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Here we go spoken word? May I do the honors
song number one? Move to the jacuzzi. Oh that booty,
smack it up, flip it, rub it down? Oh no,
what song is that?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh it down?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Is that only so horny? Oh no, no, that's do
Me by Bobby Brown. Rub it Down? Yeah, I guess
that would be felt fifth of O. Sorry, I get
that wrong.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
I should.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, But they get dirtier. Here we go. Let's do
another one. Here we go, a red carpet dinger. It
just hold out, going ahead and scream you can't hold out.
We can do it in the pouring rain, running the
train when it's hot or when it's cold out.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
That's a Nicki Mina song.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Hmm, no, that's what's your fantasy by Ludacrous. It sounds
like this out go ahead, it scream, you can't hold out.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
We can do it in the.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Cold out there, you got No, it's not easy when
you're reading those.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Why no, it's the same words, though, Danielle. It's just
you know, all right, let's go for this one. Here
we go. I like them round and big, and when
I'm throwing a gig, I just can't help myself. I'm
acting like an animal. Now here's my scandal. I want
to get you home and oh double up? Oh oh

(05:51):
is that I like this?

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
The name of the song is baby Gone by cerfix it.
I like big bunches. Not the official title, but we'll
take it, all right. All right, we are continuing now
with so and before spoken word dirty lyrics because I

(06:17):
may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex
in the air, I don't care. I love the smell
of it. Sticks, whips and change works all right, there

(06:41):
you go. But change and whips excite me, all right,
so we'll give her Change and whips is an acceptable title,
all right? Sorry, Yeah, okay, here we go. Here's another one. Baby,
I'm the sweetest pee is the meanest hot girls, but
I'm cold every season. And no, he got that pipe.

(07:02):
Let him bust it till it's leaking. Yeah, wah wah,
booty like a pillow. He can use it while he's sleeping.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Look, okay, that's it should be, it should be.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, that's that's your sweetest pies. Do a lipa in
magna stallion. Here it is the sweetest.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
But every season.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
How he got that pipe like a pillow, he can
use it white.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Okay, Oh my god, I suck at this game. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, just wait till you get to number six. Here
we go. Keep in mind, I've got to do some
self editing. All you ladies, pop yo pee like this,
shake your body, don't stop, don't miss, all you ladies,
pop yo pee like this, shake your body, don't stop,
don't miss. Just do it. Do it, do it, do it?

(08:01):
Do it now? Is that what?

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Well, it's not it.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, that's that famous hit my ka called my neck,
my back.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Like this, shake your body, don't stop, don't quit, all
you ladies, pop that thing like this, shake your body,
don't stop, don't quit, just do it.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Do it exactly. My back, my neck, my back, my
pe and my crack. All right, here we go. Here's
another one. You're doing really well, oh no, I can't
this ghost? What is this word? Dose us close to

(08:50):
genius sold out Arenas? You can s my p Gilbert Arenas,
guns on chest to chest, tongue on neck, international oral sex.
I never knew these lyrics were in this song. Do
you know what the song is?

Speaker 6 (09:10):
I don't because wait, is that football?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
No? Let's talk dirty to Me by Jason Derulo.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I never know genius sold give what Rema's guns on
chest to chest.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Tongue on nick All right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Wait, wait, my defense, those lyrics on the radio.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
You're you know what. I'm on your side on this, Christina,
I totally agree with you. All right, let's try this one.
You may get this artist right because you've been saying
her name over and over. Here we go. Now that
bang bang bang. I let him hit it because he's
slang cocaine. He tossed my salad like his name romaine.
And when we've done, I make him buy me ball main.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Okay, that's Cardi.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
B No, No, that's anaconda by Nicki Mina.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I let them headed because there you go, all right,
does not make them all right? Thank you? Okay? Right?
I warn yeah, I know, but I'm sorry. Let's try
this one, Nora. Okay, then we'll give you that one

(10:41):
since I messed you up. Okay, here we go. Here's
it's a win, all right. Okay, what about this classic? Baby?
We start slow, then you come up and park close. Girl,
I'm the whistleman, my bugatti, the same notes. Show me
your perfect pitch. You got it, my banjo? Talented with
your lips like you blew out a candle, so amusing, amusing.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, that's whistled, I flow up. You've got it, my banjo. Okay,
how many has she gotten right?

Speaker 6 (11:24):
So I've gotten one right and one one whatever they
call that.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Exactly right. Yeah, you've actually done a little bit. Now
you're you're doing better than you think. All right, let
me give you let me give you one more. Okay,
here we go. This is this is a weird game
to do. Okay, here we go. Here the lips. Could
you just put that thing on me? Put that thing
on me so I can just freak on you. I
just freak on you, and you could just freak on me.

(11:54):
And I'm gonna give it to you all night long.
I'm gonna show your body what your lips are doing wrong.
Oh yeah, oh my god, this is an older.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I'm not dirty.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
I think it was dirtier than this, but I'm really not.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
No, you're not dirty at all. That's touch it by
money on all right? Do you remember that song.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Over the past the game? Second?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
My favorite line is that she realized today that she's
not as dirty as she thinks, and she's disappointed in herself.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Well, thank you for pulling all these incredible lyrics there, Gandhi,
what do we have? Hold on now, you're not walking
away empty handed? What do you have for dirty Christina?

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Okay, we got two hundred and fifty dollars for you,
thanks to ABIs.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Oh my gosh, want to be a part of this?
They are now thanks to Avis, you're driving away with
two hundred and fifty dollars. Hold on, Christina, it's been
a joy, and I'm sorry that we started your day
like that.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I didn't know Jason Rul had those in his lyrics. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, the song is called talk Journey to Me.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, you're right, you're right there, So Froggy knows. We
love Avis. Whether you're planning a weekend get away, a
road trip with your friends, or just a reliable ride
for any occasion. Remember one thing Avis has they got
your back, which is not a dirty lyric. That's really
what they have.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, when you get there's a guarantee that your plans
are going to go a little bit sideways at some point.
ABIs makes it so you can always plan on them.
And we took their car to uh see Kaden over
the weekend for parents weekend. Ah, such a great, great,
just a super awesome experience. Car was clean, it was reliable,
and the car that we had it actually kind of
drove itself a little bit.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
It was great. They're driving a guard.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Avis cars clean and clean and reliable, reliable, unlike this show.
So if you go to Avis dot com slash Elvis,
you can say up to twenty five percent off your
next rental cardbooking. That's Avis dot com slash Elvis. I'm
so befuddled, I don't even know what to do next. Yeah,
what's up? Scary?

Speaker 5 (14:09):
We could play one of those songs. I mean, I
got a all cued up right here, like what do
you have? I got what's your fantasy? From Ludacris my
neck my back from Kia wish nowhere. We can't play
my neck, my bag half. The most of the words
are edited out.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Any Jason Derulo play Jason?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Maybe Cardi B just because she guessed Cardi sometimes?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
What do you have? What do you have about the.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Flow right of the whistle song?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I think tog dirty to me or Cardi B. Something
in there.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
It's so good?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
What do you have?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
He just shut that song up.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He's so mad because of his bagel problems. Yeah, because
you've got rancid alvacado for breakfast, you're taking it out
on us. Okay, now, let's listen to the lyrics from
a whole different point of view, shall we

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