March 20, 2025 • 9 mins
Despite what the ‘Big Show’ may think, one caller says it is possible to have straight pubes. Do you think it’s possible?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Last time we were talking together a few moments ago.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
We were talking about the fact someone is cutting their
hair in the men's room. Yeah, this is the second
day in a row that Scotti has seen it, right, Scotty,
it was there yesterday, but it was different hair.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think it was the same hair. I think it's
the same person. Well, no, no, it's it's Oh no,
it's different hair. It was cleaned up. Then they did
it again. That's correct, all right. Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So then the question was, of course, because we have
to take things to the max. Uh, the question was
is it like from the their head or was it
pubic hair?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Pretty familiar with pubes.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was head hair, and then we're saying, well was
it I asked was it curly? Then someone texted in
and said, well, not all pubic hair is curly. This
is where we're continuing on this conversation. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
Hold on a second. Let's go talk to a straight krinn.
We call her that because she says that her her
pubic hair is straight. Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Carin hi Elvis, Yeah, it's a side effect from laser
hair removal and I had no idea, and then I
was telling my friends about it, and my old friend said, wait,
isn't curly short curly a guy thing? Because she's like,
are all girls hair straight? And then becoming this whole thing.
And I went back to my laser lady and she's like,
(01:17):
you know, it's not everybody has curly pubic hair. Some
people just rately straight.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, I guess people who are the text at laser
hair removal places, they would know they see all of us.
I remember I took a friend to a laser removal
place and she was getting her pubic area done and
I wasn't in the room with her, but I heard this, Oh,
apparently hit the target. Yeah, apparently that laser like hit
(01:43):
a very very interesting button. Anyway, so you're saying, now,
I'm sure you've been investigating and talking to friends, as
you said, Not all we thought that and assumed that
most pubic hair are all was curly, But it's.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Not noyeah, And some people really don't know that short
and curly is like a common thing.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
They're like, they thought it was just like a joke.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Thing, And I'm like, where has this been my whole life?
How do we how did that back history here?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, so do you miss having curly? I just woke
up and realized I've never asked that question of anyone.
So you don't miss.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It, not even a little bit. It's so much easier
to maintain.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Do you come you brush it out like a horse's mane.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I don't need to anymore. Just keep it short and.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Straight, so GANI was thinking that maybe maybe sometimes it
flattens out if you wear very tight undergarments.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Right, I was kind of thinking that maybe the reason
everybody finds it to be curly is because maybe it's
just bunched up in your undies up. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Humidity makes things.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Curl, if it's low, if you could fold it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It says here on the internets that there is a variation.
It actually gives you nine pictures of different times.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What did you google to find this? Nae?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Curly? And then it says that curly hair is most
common and can help with producing friction. So the curlier,
I think, the better for the friction.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
If you have a lot down there, why do you
want friction?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, you want to start a forest fire? You're stranded
in the woods. Can you must start a fire, all right.
Well listen, Corinth, thank you for sharing this with with
That's what we had, no idea. This is what I
love about a show at the show of discovery.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And you know, do you know what it allays?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
There's more because I know we all like to get
rid of it, only most of us like to get
rid of it. But it says that you really should
keep it because it really does help against bacteria. And
the more you have, the more protection you have.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All right, So if you're smooth as a baby, I.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Always thought I always thought that was because you know,
we used to be the airderthals who were get and
we had no underwear to protect the right could.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
There could be?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Look, corn, thank you for shining the light on this
very very delicate topic. And it's been a lot of
fun and I hope you have a great day. Thank
you for listening to it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Thank you. Yeah, Nate, what's up? You shampoo and condition yours? Condition? Yeah?
I done what he does when you wash with soap,
doesn't do you no condition hair? It's hair. Do you
have split ends? Time out of time out? Time out
of time out?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You shampoo and condition that area separately from just using
regular soap I have in the past, and I gotta
say it's a different experience.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's nice and weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Wow, I think if you have a pile, you should
definitely shampoo. But I'm just wondering what you guys are
working with now.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I don't know, my god, if you have that much
hair to condition, it's just how much.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'm gonna just.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Give a very personal question. Go ahead, is your do
you have long pupil area? For whatever reason, I can't
grow hair on the rest of my body except at
the top of my head and down there it is
weed whacker.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It looks like Don King's head.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Wait, so you don't trim it?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You just leave it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I trim.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I told you I have to trim, and I told
you how I trim. I plip my legs through two
holes in a bag. You don't really have to go
on this road, but anyway, not the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Only one that goes bald. You just hit a nerve.
A diamond of diamonds is vomited in the mouth. Are
you okay? I'm going to throw up. Oh my god,
hair scary? Stop it coming? Is it coming out in clumps. No,
I just I just go so as you're ripping out
(05:41):
with your fists a baby's box.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Scary please, we thought you went bald, as if it
naturally fell out like the like the back of my head.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, bust it through the door like the kool Aid
man on that one.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay for diamond, No breakfast for me today.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But yeah, you would.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You would assume that if you're wearing tight garments, garments,
it would press it down right, like panty hose, for instance,
which is like you you said this gunny panty host
two of the most disgusting words to be put together
ever in the history of words.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sick. I mean, do people still wear pantyhose? That's something
the nineteen seventies thing.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
An try to pass it off by calling them tights,
but they're still panty hose. Just get the little stockings
that come up to your thigh. It's a lot better
for like ventilation, circulation, Air that.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Out, air that out.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But I feel like sometimes panteos sucks you in if
you're I mean, depending on you know.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
My mom still wears them.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I love wearing them. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
They feel good on your on your legs. Famous Joe
Joe Namath was famous for wearing his pantyhose the football player.
When I was a kid, I used to be used
to wear my mom's pantyhose because I want to see
what they felt like.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Remember when they used to come in the egg, So
I would I would try them on.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And she got home from work one day and said,
are you wearing my pantyhose? I said yeah. She said, well,
you're ripping them. They're shredded. She's like, if you're gonna
wear my pantyhose, clip your toenails.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Pantyhose. I put them on once. I didn't wear them daily,
didn't put them on right.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There is a talent putting.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, I'm a kid. I mean I was so short
I could pull them off the press my hand and
rob a bank.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I told you my grandmother used to sew the If
there was a hole in her pantyhose, she would sew it.
And my mother was like, I.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
A bit frugal.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
A bit frugal puts from that era where they didn't
want to waste, you waste, not want to know, and
that includes grandma's hose hosery.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
This is the weirdest conversation we've had in a long time.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I'm picturing is young Elvis Dran with pantyhose pulled up
over his entire body in his head.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I will tell you this. I will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
They feel good on your legs because they the nylon.
It's what do you mean? Yeah, you've done it too,
names I've worn them when. Uh, growing up, we didn't
have long underwear. We would wear pantyhose. In your mom's pantyhose. Well,
we got our own pantyhose. But stop saying they're talking
about this is a common thing. If it's cold, you
(08:29):
wear pantyhose as long underwear. This you guys never did this. No,
if you're in Brooklyn and you live in Flatbush, you
know the joke. The joke is people are taxting. You
know what is Brooklyn and Panios have in common? Flat
Bush that's the name of the area. What Yeah, back
to Yeah, guys, I think construction workers wear pantyhose sometimes
(08:52):
they feel good because when you move, it massages your legs.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It feels good and it's warm.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We wear thermals moved.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, it's up for debate. Air it out, people, aar
it out
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Last time we were talking together a few moments ago.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
We were talking about the fact someone is cutting their
hair in the men's room. Yeah, this is the second
day in a row that Scotti has seen it, right, Scotty,
it was there yesterday, but it was different hair.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think it was the same hair. I think it's
the same person. Well, no, no, it's it's Oh no,
it's different hair. It was cleaned up. Then they did
it again. That's correct, all right. Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So then the question was, of course, because we have
to take things to the max. Uh, the question was
is it like from the their head or was it
pubic hair?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Pretty familiar with pubes.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was head hair, and then we're saying, well was
it I asked was it curly? Then someone texted in
and said, well, not all pubic hair is curly. This
is where we're continuing on this conversation. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
Hold on a second. Let's go talk to a straight krinn.
We call her that because she says that her her
pubic hair is straight. Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Carin hi Elvis, Yeah, it's a side effect from laser
hair removal and I had no idea, and then I
was telling my friends about it, and my old friend said, wait,
isn't curly short curly a guy thing? Because she's like,
are all girls hair straight? And then becoming this whole thing.
And I went back to my laser lady and she's like,
(01:17):
you know, it's not everybody has curly pubic hair. Some
people just rately straight.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, I guess people who are the text at laser
hair removal places, they would know they see all of us.
I remember I took a friend to a laser removal
place and she was getting her pubic area done and
I wasn't in the room with her, but I heard this, Oh,
apparently hit the target. Yeah, apparently that laser like hit
(01:43):
a very very interesting button. Anyway, so you're saying, now,
I'm sure you've been investigating and talking to friends, as
you said, Not all we thought that and assumed that
most pubic hair are all was curly, But it's.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Not noyeah, And some people really don't know that short
and curly is like a common thing.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
They're like, they thought it was just like a joke.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Thing, And I'm like, where has this been my whole life?
How do we how did that back history here?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, so do you miss having curly? I just woke
up and realized I've never asked that question of anyone.
So you don't miss.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It, not even a little bit. It's so much easier
to maintain.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Do you come you brush it out like a horse's mane.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I don't need to anymore. Just keep it short and.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Straight, so GANI was thinking that maybe maybe sometimes it
flattens out if you wear very tight undergarments.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Right, I was kind of thinking that maybe the reason
everybody finds it to be curly is because maybe it's
just bunched up in your undies up. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Humidity makes things.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Curl, if it's low, if you could fold it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It says here on the internets that there is a variation.
It actually gives you nine pictures of different times.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What did you google to find this? Nae?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Curly? And then it says that curly hair is most
common and can help with producing friction. So the curlier,
I think, the better for the friction.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
If you have a lot down there, why do you
want friction?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, you want to start a forest fire? You're stranded
in the woods. Can you must start a fire, all right.
Well listen, Corinth, thank you for sharing this with with
That's what we had, no idea. This is what I
love about a show at the show of discovery.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And you know, do you know what it allays?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
There's more because I know we all like to get
rid of it, only most of us like to get
rid of it. But it says that you really should
keep it because it really does help against bacteria. And
the more you have, the more protection you have.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All right, So if you're smooth as a baby, I.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Always thought I always thought that was because you know,
we used to be the airderthals who were get and
we had no underwear to protect the right could.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
There could be?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Look, corn, thank you for shining the light on this
very very delicate topic. And it's been a lot of
fun and I hope you have a great day. Thank
you for listening to it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Thank you. Yeah, Nate, what's up? You shampoo and condition yours? Condition? Yeah?
I done what he does when you wash with soap,
doesn't do you no condition hair? It's hair. Do you
have split ends? Time out of time out? Time out
of time out?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You shampoo and condition that area separately from just using
regular soap I have in the past, and I gotta
say it's a different experience.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's nice and weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Wow, I think if you have a pile, you should
definitely shampoo. But I'm just wondering what you guys are
working with now.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I don't know, my god, if you have that much
hair to condition, it's just how much.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'm gonna just.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Give a very personal question. Go ahead, is your do
you have long pupil area? For whatever reason, I can't
grow hair on the rest of my body except at
the top of my head and down there it is
weed whacker.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It looks like Don King's head.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Wait, so you don't trim it?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You just leave it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I trim.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I told you I have to trim, and I told
you how I trim. I plip my legs through two
holes in a bag. You don't really have to go
on this road, but anyway, not the.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Only one that goes bald. You just hit a nerve.
A diamond of diamonds is vomited in the mouth. Are
you okay? I'm going to throw up. Oh my god,
hair scary? Stop it coming? Is it coming out in clumps. No,
I just I just go so as you're ripping out
(05:41):
with your fists a baby's box.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Scary please, we thought you went bald, as if it
naturally fell out like the like the back of my head.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, bust it through the door like the kool Aid
man on that one.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay for diamond, No breakfast for me today.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But yeah, you would.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You would assume that if you're wearing tight garments, garments,
it would press it down right, like panty hose, for instance,
which is like you you said this gunny panty host
two of the most disgusting words to be put together
ever in the history of words.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sick. I mean, do people still wear pantyhose? That's something
the nineteen seventies thing.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
An try to pass it off by calling them tights,
but they're still panty hose. Just get the little stockings
that come up to your thigh. It's a lot better
for like ventilation, circulation, Air that.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Out, air that out.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But I feel like sometimes panteos sucks you in if
you're I mean, depending on you know.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
My mom still wears them.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I love wearing them. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
They feel good on your on your legs. Famous Joe
Joe Namath was famous for wearing his pantyhose the football player.
When I was a kid, I used to be used
to wear my mom's pantyhose because I want to see
what they felt like.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Remember when they used to come in the egg, So
I would I would try them on.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And she got home from work one day and said,
are you wearing my pantyhose? I said yeah. She said, well,
you're ripping them. They're shredded. She's like, if you're gonna
wear my pantyhose, clip your toenails.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Pantyhose. I put them on once. I didn't wear them daily,
didn't put them on right.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There is a talent putting.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, I'm a kid. I mean I was so short
I could pull them off the press my hand and
rob a bank.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I told you my grandmother used to sew the If
there was a hole in her pantyhose, she would sew it.
And my mother was like, I.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
A bit frugal.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
A bit frugal puts from that era where they didn't
want to waste, you waste, not want to know, and
that includes grandma's hose hosery.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
This is the weirdest conversation we've had in a long time.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I'm picturing is young Elvis Dran with pantyhose pulled up
over his entire body in his head.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I will tell you this. I will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
They feel good on your legs because they the nylon.
It's what do you mean? Yeah, you've done it too,
names I've worn them when. Uh, growing up, we didn't
have long underwear. We would wear pantyhose. In your mom's pantyhose. Well,
we got our own pantyhose. But stop saying they're talking
about this is a common thing. If it's cold, you
(08:29):
wear pantyhose as long underwear. This you guys never did this. No,
if you're in Brooklyn and you live in Flatbush, you
know the joke. The joke is people are taxting. You
know what is Brooklyn and Panios have in common? Flat
Bush that's the name of the area. What Yeah, back
to Yeah, guys, I think construction workers wear pantyhose sometimes
(08:52):
they feel good because when you move, it massages your legs.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It feels good and it's warm.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We wear thermals moved.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, it's up for debate. Air it out, people, aar
it out
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