January 17, 2025 • 7 mins
Caller Lindsay had her bank account flagged because she subscribed to someones OnlyFans account!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, let me get to this person on the
phone here. Hold on second.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm not going to use your real name because I
don't want to embarrass you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh no, it's already fine. I've my my family already
found out from my brother.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, So okay, everyone say good morning to Lindsey.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right, May I read everybody birthday? Nay? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So may I read your text message?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Go ahead, Elvis. I finally hit embarrassing level. I subscribed
someone's only Fans for the first time ever, and my
bank called to make sure it wasn't fraud. So we
have questions. So and your family knows that you joined
only Fans to look at someone?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Why my roommate. I had a bunch of roommates and
one of them is really close to my brother and
told them what happened. Uh, and my brother ended up
going and telling my parents.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, so is it a friend? Who is this OnlyFans page?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
No, it's a content creator I found through TikTok and
because I was worried about the TikTok ban, I wanted
to be able to see more of his content. So
I subscribed to it yesterday and my bank immediately called
me and said they put a lock on my car
because it was suspicious activities.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They're saying, we're sorry, Lindsay, it's very suspicious to us
that you're thinking of something sexual a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you don't usually subscribe to smut, so we're just wondering.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This isn't like you, who have you become?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yes, God, you is the content yoused to subscribe to? Worthwhile,
it's better than.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
TikTok actually absolutely so.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Do you know this guy?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Not personally, but I've been following him since like twenty twenty,
and I always thought he was like really really handsome
and he would like posts a couple of like fish
traps for nothing crazy. But then I saw his comment
section about how he just recently made an OnlyFans, So
I went and I was kind of curious myself, and
(02:31):
then I ended up joining, and not even like five
minutes after I subscribed, my bank called me.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Did you admit to it?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Or did you say no?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't know what you're talking about it. I would
never do that. I'm a child of God.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, what did you say to them, yes I
did just and just tail between legs ran away.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was extremely awkward. I could tell it was like
a younger person too, so I know exactly they knew
what it was.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And it was like, well, yeah, yeah, that was me
that that charged it. I was trying to play a
little bit innocent, but I could tell they they acted
a little weird about it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
At least the.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bank is on top of things. So that's a good
that's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And so is that guy on only fans. Hey, you know,
here's the thing. It's only fans. It's just it's fun.
It's whatever. It doesn't I see why you'd be embarrassed.
I think I would be too. I've got only fans going,
I've I have some people on there I know.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
And your bank wasn't suspicious at all.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That something you should stuff that you should see those stuff.
My bank's very suspicious about anyway. But I can see
how you like. But but now you've told your entire family,
now you've told ten million people. But it's no big deal.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Again, you know, I find it funny too, Like I
was definitely laughing about it, and I mean, I can't
say it happens, because it really doesn't. But at least
I got a good laugh at.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The Well, no, let's be honest, it happened. Hey, I
mean is he? Is he full frontal nudity on his
only fans?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh? Absolutely? There was so much more than I ever expected.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Wow, no one's ever talked about me like that. Hey, hey,
birthday night? Are you sure she's Are you sure she's
awake over there?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
How much are you paying for months for this subscription?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
This one's thirteen ninety nine?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Wow, let's come up there are doing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Lindsay getting your money? If my roommates know my my
door is closed, they'll probably know why.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Wow, Lindsay's been in the bathtub for a long time.
All right, Well, you know we're we need to see
this guy.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
DM one of us.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, can you, I definitely will.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Can you just do you know, just text it to
fifty five.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
We'll get it from that, unless you want to go
ahead and put it out there let the whole world.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Do you want the whole world to know?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I mean might as well. I mean if it helps
them get more views than money for.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, okay, what is he on only? What can you say?
His name on only only fans name on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sure is it? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's Jonathan Kine. So it's j O H and A
T H O N mm hmm. And then Kane A yes,
c A I.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
N eh not like not? Is it in Candy Kane?
Is there a hyphen between Jonathan and Kane?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's an interesting way. Just called Jonathan j O H
and A T H O N. All right, we're gonna
go do our.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Homework, Lindsey, don't be don't ever be embarrassed. You know what?
Oh oh look at oh wow? Oh damn, hello, look
at that. I get it. I'm joining now wow. You
tell Jonathan? Kay, then uncle is coming in.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
If he gets a ton of new followers today, you
need to slide into his DMS and let him know
that it was you and announced it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You need a promo code. Yeah, maybe some exclusive.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Content is that he replies the messages too.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, well that's that's how they make money on OMEN fans.
You know that, right, Maybe you'll get free you know,
free access. Now does he live close to you? I
wish he's an endorsement. Look, he's fly fishing on fly wow.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
All right, Well, look, thank you for sharing, and like
I said, don't be embarrassed. If anyone's ever embarrassed because
they're found out their own only fans who cares, you're
finally we love you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I love you guys too, Thank you so much and.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
You have great taste. You have a great weekend, Lindsay,
thanks for checking in and we're always here. Okay, take
care bye bye. Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wow, I don't even even birthday boys. A little intrigued
boy
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, let me get to this person on the
phone here. Hold on second.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm not going to use your real name because I
don't want to embarrass you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh no, it's already fine. I've my my family already
found out from my brother.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, So okay, everyone say good morning to Lindsey.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right, May I read everybody birthday? Nay? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So may I read your text message?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Go ahead, Elvis. I finally hit embarrassing level. I subscribed
someone's only Fans for the first time ever, and my
bank called to make sure it wasn't fraud. So we
have questions. So and your family knows that you joined
only Fans to look at someone?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Why my roommate. I had a bunch of roommates and
one of them is really close to my brother and
told them what happened. Uh, and my brother ended up
going and telling my parents.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, so is it a friend? Who is this OnlyFans page?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
No, it's a content creator I found through TikTok and
because I was worried about the TikTok ban, I wanted
to be able to see more of his content. So
I subscribed to it yesterday and my bank immediately called
me and said they put a lock on my car
because it was suspicious activities.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They're saying, we're sorry, Lindsay, it's very suspicious to us
that you're thinking of something sexual a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, you don't usually subscribe to smut, so we're just wondering.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This isn't like you, who have you become?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yes, God, you is the content yoused to subscribe to? Worthwhile,
it's better than.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
TikTok actually absolutely so.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Do you know this guy?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Not personally, but I've been following him since like twenty twenty,
and I always thought he was like really really handsome
and he would like posts a couple of like fish
traps for nothing crazy. But then I saw his comment
section about how he just recently made an OnlyFans, So
I went and I was kind of curious myself, and
(02:31):
then I ended up joining, and not even like five
minutes after I subscribed, my bank called me.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Did you admit to it?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Or did you say no?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't know what you're talking about it. I would
never do that. I'm a child of God.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, what did you say to them, yes I
did just and just tail between legs ran away.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was extremely awkward. I could tell it was like
a younger person too, so I know exactly they knew
what it was.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And it was like, well, yeah, yeah, that was me
that that charged it. I was trying to play a
little bit innocent, but I could tell they they acted
a little weird about it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
At least the.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bank is on top of things. So that's a good
that's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And so is that guy on only fans. Hey, you know,
here's the thing. It's only fans. It's just it's fun.
It's whatever. It doesn't I see why you'd be embarrassed.
I think I would be too. I've got only fans going,
I've I have some people on there I know.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
And your bank wasn't suspicious at all.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That something you should stuff that you should see those stuff.
My bank's very suspicious about anyway. But I can see
how you like. But but now you've told your entire family,
now you've told ten million people. But it's no big deal.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Again, you know, I find it funny too, Like I
was definitely laughing about it, and I mean, I can't
say it happens, because it really doesn't. But at least
I got a good laugh at.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The Well, no, let's be honest, it happened. Hey, I
mean is he? Is he full frontal nudity on his
only fans?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh? Absolutely? There was so much more than I ever expected.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Wow, no one's ever talked about me like that. Hey, hey,
birthday night? Are you sure she's Are you sure she's
awake over there?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
How much are you paying for months for this subscription?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
This one's thirteen ninety nine?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Wow, let's come up there are doing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Lindsay getting your money? If my roommates know my my
door is closed, they'll probably know why.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Wow, Lindsay's been in the bathtub for a long time.
All right, Well, you know we're we need to see
this guy.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
DM one of us.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, can you, I definitely will.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Can you just do you know, just text it to
fifty five.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
We'll get it from that, unless you want to go
ahead and put it out there let the whole world.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Do you want the whole world to know?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I mean might as well. I mean if it helps
them get more views than money for.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, okay, what is he on only? What can you say?
His name on only only fans name on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sure is it? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's Jonathan Kine. So it's j O H and A
T H O N mm hmm. And then Kane A yes,
c A I.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
N eh not like not? Is it in Candy Kane?
Is there a hyphen between Jonathan and Kane?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's an interesting way. Just called Jonathan j O H
and A T H O N. All right, we're gonna
go do our.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Homework, Lindsey, don't be don't ever be embarrassed. You know what?
Oh oh look at oh wow? Oh damn, hello, look
at that. I get it. I'm joining now wow. You
tell Jonathan? Kay, then uncle is coming in.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
If he gets a ton of new followers today, you
need to slide into his DMS and let him know
that it was you and announced it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You need a promo code. Yeah, maybe some exclusive.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Content is that he replies the messages too.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, well that's that's how they make money on OMEN fans.
You know that, right, Maybe you'll get free you know,
free access. Now does he live close to you? I
wish he's an endorsement. Look, he's fly fishing on fly wow.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
All right, Well, look, thank you for sharing, and like
I said, don't be embarrassed. If anyone's ever embarrassed because
they're found out their own only fans who cares, you're
finally we love you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I love you guys too, Thank you so much and.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
You have great taste. You have a great weekend, Lindsay,
thanks for checking in and we're always here. Okay, take
care bye bye. Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wow, I don't even even birthday boys. A little intrigued
boy
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