March 29, 2022 • 9 mins
How will our Danielle spend her BIRTHDAY?!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Fun Elvis represents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute
Morning Show Podcast. Here we go, We're gonna spend the
(00:24):
way out and God knows where it's gonna land today.
Where land? First? Happy birthday, Danielle. This has honestly been
so much fun. I we haven't been here in two
years for my birthday, so I forget. You forget how
much fun we have on birthdays. So thank you guys.
It was very special, and thank you Charlie Pooth my stuff.
(00:46):
He was great. He was great today. He's just so
much fun to talk with and listen to. And he
really tells a story about how the music is born, right,
I mean, he really is great at doing that. I
love it. Well. Anyway, we're all here. There's Gone d
there's Danielle. As you saw, there's Froggy, there's Scary. I
see Garrett, I see Scotty B. I see Nate. Dave
(01:11):
Brody's here somewhere. There is right there. Okay, I think
that's us. Danielle looks so good for sixty. Doesn't stop.
She's fifty nine again. Next year is the big year, Yeah, girl,
Next year's fifty. I would start aging up, say you're sixty,
and everyone like, holy shoot, you look so Yeah. So
(01:36):
a birthday today. We helped celebrate at the beginning, and
then lunch with your husband Sheldon, and then he says
he's going to talp you after that. What does that mean?
You know? I don't know, but I thought the kids
were coming home after school today. I don't know for
a little bit, the kids watch this podcast, can we not?
They you know, turn it off right now? No, they exist,
(01:58):
they know what's going on over there. Yeah, that's two times.
And was Yeah, Hey, I gonna say, Garrett's hair looks
great today. Did you just have it cut a few
days ago? Yeah, but thank you for noticing. I appreciate
you know what, even though it took a few days
for everyone to notice, it means a lot. Though maybe
it's how you styled it today. Yes, exact, it looks
very good. Nate's wearing his uh, look at my hairs?
(02:23):
Turn off your camera. I looked, came back, Look okay, scary,
look at mighty fine today. Dave Brodie wearing his Birdie
blue Scotty B I like your jacket. My jacket does
win the prize? Bang. I don't know, Scotty B. What
cereal are you honing in on today? Are you trying
to put some blueberry crunch on me or something? Yeah,
(02:45):
it's a new one. What is show it to us? Okay,
we always love when we get a new cereal from
Scotty B. It's blueberry almond Crunch and currently it's only
available at Costco because that's what's in a giant box,
but it'll be in store soon. It's it's decent. It's
no end where I'm out. No, No, it's actually it's
actually pretty good, you know what. I was nervous, but
it's good. Yeah. I have a complaint about Scotty we'll
(03:10):
get in line. Yeah. So I went into his studio
and he's got a box of Reese's Puffs Cluster Crunch.
You couldn't ask for more words in the title. It
sounds delicious. I said, how's that cereal? Can I have some?
We haven't opened it yet, we haven't reviewed that one yet,
so I couldn't taste it because he hasn't opened yet. Yeah, yes,
that will Virgin Cereal boxing. I mean, part of the
(03:30):
excitement is opening it live on your podcast. In the
front we do have. We do have two boxes. If
you want one, I will gift it to you on
the podcast before I get away. You can't have any
now he's called. I was about to play my Elvis
card and have opened that box. Thank you. I was
going to rush him and slap him right in the
face these days, it Scotty. Are you getting serial for
(03:56):
free now? Or are we still supposed to be paying
you guys like a small amount every week? Every once
in a long while, we'll get some General Mills will
send us a box or our friends and three wishes
or something. But other than that, No, no, wait a second,
that is not true. Did you do get a lot
of people that sent you? And don't forget about Joel,
You're squirrel. He just talks me when they come in.
I have to still pay for it. But no, listen.
(04:18):
Listeners have been sending us a lot of stuff, mostly
store brand, but they send us stuff we're just trying
to get. So I just brought you a box, right,
And they brought us a box from Wagman's Fall Harvest.
It will be a candle or we have been trying
to get them a milk sponsor for two years and
nobody is stepping up to the plate to be the
milk spots. I don't get it. We use milk every
(04:38):
single time. It's just milk. Come on, people, this is
your opportunity to own the milk lane. On the Serial
Killers podcast, do you hear that it was Garrett's it
was Garrett's diabetic meter? Yeah, we're talking about sugar. Yeah,
(04:59):
So did you sense do you just have to bleed
onto a thing or do you how do you know?
It's actually kind of cool? Just open up an app
and then just like I'm like iron man, I got
a thing on my arm and then it tells me
where I'm at. Can anybody do that? Yeah? You had it,
didn't you see the magic? Didn't He used to use
(05:21):
the magic a ball used to shake it a sign
say you have too much not trusting an apple could
not have been extremely healthy. I'm glad we've done this
far with only briefly mentioning the slap herd around the world.
I think we can move on with Yeah, unless new
developments come. Well, it's just it's it's at this point
all the theories are out there. It's circling the drain.
(05:42):
No one gives a ship anymore. I mean it needs
to do something, or you know it's time for calling
you an actor. I don't know. I'd like to see
the two of them pear together on SNL though, Oh
it's gonna happen. Here we go. Yeah, I guess we're
talking about it again. We're not moving forward the future,
not the past. Has Will Smith ever hosted us? All?
(06:02):
I'm sure sure he's talking with the musical guys too.
I will say every celebrity I've ever met, top five
nicest guys, everything about my belly when I was pregnant,
and I let him remember that, and we're still talking
about him. He taught us how to do the switch dance,
you remember when um? All right, well on boards like
(06:26):
seven minutes right frog, Well, we do have another interview
we have to do do Hey, these cookies from Trader
Joe's are God. Chris, our our favorite security guard outside
he did the thing. Do you still do this for
your kids? Where one gets a present, you have to
give the other one a president? Yes? I do, Oh
yes I do. For birthdays, it's do you get your
birthday gift? And then you get either a big brother
(06:46):
gift or a little brother gift, something small something small.
I always done it. I don'thday, I know, but I've
always done it since they were kids, and so I continue.
My My mother in law does it as well. She
sends a little something for both of them. So do
we have to get the presents for your siblings now
or no? The rest of us should have gotten a
gift today since Daniel got gifts. The rest we got
(07:08):
this kid. He brought Daniel flowers and other things, but
Chris brought us dark chocolate chunk and almond cookie. The
delicious have cookies. I gave them up for lent. So
today's her birthday, right, Daniel's birthday. So Nate, who's now baking, says,
I'm gonna bake a gray cake. What a delicious yea,
and she sensitive a text, don't give me a cake tomorrow.
(07:29):
I gave up cake for LN. I just want you
to know this isn't I'm not trying to make you
feel bad. I'm kind of just trying to fill up
time right now. But uh, I was on with my
mom and we were figuring out the perfect strawberry shortcake
recipe because we found out that was and then she
was helping me do math because part of it was
in grahams and part of it was in cups. And
(07:50):
then we found out that flour weighs less than sugar.
So we're like, I'm like, why is it more cups
than grams? And I'm just so confused, And then she
explained that. So anyway, we spent a good thirty minutes
trying to figure out is it possible? Danielle gave up
cake after she found out Nate was baking for list.
(08:11):
I also found out recently when it comes to weight
measurements and cooking that ounces and fluid ounces are completely different.
That's why they put the word fluid that and make
it different. Fluid. Yeah, like like a cup for dry
ingredients versus a cup for wet not the same. Which
way is more? A pound of steel or pound of feathers?
(08:32):
They both weigh a pound? Okay, very good? Same? They
were in the same moment. Correct answer. He's gonna tweet
that I got it right today. Anyway, daniel Win. Strawberries
are in season. I will make you a strawberry very
sweet when you're back. All right, Well, we gotta get
(08:56):
out of here. We have Can I can I do
one thing before? Yes? Please? Do? Will Smith has never
hosted Saturday Night Live. Now'turday Night Live, Beautiful, Happy Birthday, Danielle,
Thank You, The fifteen minute morning show,
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Fun Elvis represents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute
Morning Show Podcast. Here we go, We're gonna spend the
(00:24):
way out and God knows where it's gonna land today.
Where land? First? Happy birthday, Danielle. This has honestly been
so much fun. I we haven't been here in two
years for my birthday, so I forget. You forget how
much fun we have on birthdays. So thank you guys.
It was very special, and thank you Charlie Pooth my stuff.
(00:46):
He was great. He was great today. He's just so
much fun to talk with and listen to. And he
really tells a story about how the music is born, right,
I mean, he really is great at doing that. I
love it. Well. Anyway, we're all here. There's Gone d
there's Danielle. As you saw, there's Froggy, there's Scary. I
see Garrett, I see Scotty B. I see Nate. Dave
(01:11):
Brody's here somewhere. There is right there. Okay, I think
that's us. Danielle looks so good for sixty. Doesn't stop.
She's fifty nine again. Next year is the big year, Yeah, girl,
Next year's fifty. I would start aging up, say you're sixty,
and everyone like, holy shoot, you look so Yeah. So
(01:36):
a birthday today. We helped celebrate at the beginning, and
then lunch with your husband Sheldon, and then he says
he's going to talp you after that. What does that mean?
You know? I don't know, but I thought the kids
were coming home after school today. I don't know for
a little bit, the kids watch this podcast, can we not?
They you know, turn it off right now? No, they exist,
(01:58):
they know what's going on over there. Yeah, that's two times.
And was Yeah, Hey, I gonna say, Garrett's hair looks
great today. Did you just have it cut a few
days ago? Yeah, but thank you for noticing. I appreciate
you know what, even though it took a few days
for everyone to notice, it means a lot. Though maybe
it's how you styled it today. Yes, exact, it looks
very good. Nate's wearing his uh, look at my hairs?
(02:23):
Turn off your camera. I looked, came back, Look okay, scary,
look at mighty fine today. Dave Brodie wearing his Birdie
blue Scotty B I like your jacket. My jacket does
win the prize? Bang. I don't know, Scotty B. What
cereal are you honing in on today? Are you trying
to put some blueberry crunch on me or something? Yeah,
(02:45):
it's a new one. What is show it to us? Okay,
we always love when we get a new cereal from
Scotty B. It's blueberry almond Crunch and currently it's only
available at Costco because that's what's in a giant box,
but it'll be in store soon. It's it's decent. It's
no end where I'm out. No, No, it's actually it's
actually pretty good, you know what. I was nervous, but
it's good. Yeah. I have a complaint about Scotty we'll
(03:10):
get in line. Yeah. So I went into his studio
and he's got a box of Reese's Puffs Cluster Crunch.
You couldn't ask for more words in the title. It
sounds delicious. I said, how's that cereal? Can I have some?
We haven't opened it yet, we haven't reviewed that one yet,
so I couldn't taste it because he hasn't opened yet. Yeah, yes,
that will Virgin Cereal boxing. I mean, part of the
(03:30):
excitement is opening it live on your podcast. In the
front we do have. We do have two boxes. If
you want one, I will gift it to you on
the podcast before I get away. You can't have any
now he's called. I was about to play my Elvis
card and have opened that box. Thank you. I was
going to rush him and slap him right in the
face these days, it Scotty. Are you getting serial for
(03:56):
free now? Or are we still supposed to be paying
you guys like a small amount every week? Every once
in a long while, we'll get some General Mills will
send us a box or our friends and three wishes
or something. But other than that, No, no, wait a second,
that is not true. Did you do get a lot
of people that sent you? And don't forget about Joel,
You're squirrel. He just talks me when they come in.
I have to still pay for it. But no, listen.
(04:18):
Listeners have been sending us a lot of stuff, mostly
store brand, but they send us stuff we're just trying
to get. So I just brought you a box, right,
And they brought us a box from Wagman's Fall Harvest.
It will be a candle or we have been trying
to get them a milk sponsor for two years and
nobody is stepping up to the plate to be the
milk spots. I don't get it. We use milk every
(04:38):
single time. It's just milk. Come on, people, this is
your opportunity to own the milk lane. On the Serial
Killers podcast, do you hear that it was Garrett's it
was Garrett's diabetic meter? Yeah, we're talking about sugar. Yeah,
(04:59):
So did you sense do you just have to bleed
onto a thing or do you how do you know?
It's actually kind of cool? Just open up an app
and then just like I'm like iron man, I got
a thing on my arm and then it tells me
where I'm at. Can anybody do that? Yeah? You had it,
didn't you see the magic? Didn't He used to use
(05:21):
the magic a ball used to shake it a sign
say you have too much not trusting an apple could
not have been extremely healthy. I'm glad we've done this
far with only briefly mentioning the slap herd around the world.
I think we can move on with Yeah, unless new
developments come. Well, it's just it's it's at this point
all the theories are out there. It's circling the drain.
(05:42):
No one gives a ship anymore. I mean it needs
to do something, or you know it's time for calling
you an actor. I don't know. I'd like to see
the two of them pear together on SNL though, Oh
it's gonna happen. Here we go. Yeah, I guess we're
talking about it again. We're not moving forward the future,
not the past. Has Will Smith ever hosted us? All?
(06:02):
I'm sure sure he's talking with the musical guys too.
I will say every celebrity I've ever met, top five
nicest guys, everything about my belly when I was pregnant,
and I let him remember that, and we're still talking
about him. He taught us how to do the switch dance,
you remember when um? All right, well on boards like
(06:26):
seven minutes right frog, Well, we do have another interview
we have to do do Hey, these cookies from Trader
Joe's are God. Chris, our our favorite security guard outside
he did the thing. Do you still do this for
your kids? Where one gets a present, you have to
give the other one a president? Yes? I do, Oh
yes I do. For birthdays, it's do you get your
birthday gift? And then you get either a big brother
(06:46):
gift or a little brother gift, something small something small.
I always done it. I don'thday, I know, but I've
always done it since they were kids, and so I continue.
My My mother in law does it as well. She
sends a little something for both of them. So do
we have to get the presents for your siblings now
or no? The rest of us should have gotten a
gift today since Daniel got gifts. The rest we got
(07:08):
this kid. He brought Daniel flowers and other things, but
Chris brought us dark chocolate chunk and almond cookie. The
delicious have cookies. I gave them up for lent. So
today's her birthday, right, Daniel's birthday. So Nate, who's now baking, says,
I'm gonna bake a gray cake. What a delicious yea,
and she sensitive a text, don't give me a cake tomorrow.
(07:29):
I gave up cake for LN. I just want you
to know this isn't I'm not trying to make you
feel bad. I'm kind of just trying to fill up
time right now. But uh, I was on with my
mom and we were figuring out the perfect strawberry shortcake
recipe because we found out that was and then she
was helping me do math because part of it was
in grahams and part of it was in cups. And
(07:50):
then we found out that flour weighs less than sugar.
So we're like, I'm like, why is it more cups
than grams? And I'm just so confused, And then she
explained that. So anyway, we spent a good thirty minutes
trying to figure out is it possible? Danielle gave up
cake after she found out Nate was baking for list.
(08:11):
I also found out recently when it comes to weight
measurements and cooking that ounces and fluid ounces are completely different.
That's why they put the word fluid that and make
it different. Fluid. Yeah, like like a cup for dry
ingredients versus a cup for wet not the same. Which
way is more? A pound of steel or pound of feathers?
(08:32):
They both weigh a pound? Okay, very good? Same? They
were in the same moment. Correct answer. He's gonna tweet
that I got it right today. Anyway, daniel Win. Strawberries
are in season. I will make you a strawberry very
sweet when you're back. All right, Well, we gotta get
(08:56):
out of here. We have Can I can I do
one thing before? Yes? Please? Do? Will Smith has never
hosted Saturday Night Live. Now'turday Night Live, Beautiful, Happy Birthday, Danielle,
Thank You, The fifteen minute morning show,
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