Elvis Went On A Date With A Brady Bunch Cast Member

We're reminiscing on 'The Brady Bunch' and we find out who Elvis went on a "date" with way back in the day!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Melt Morning Show, where you going what?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What? Wow?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's one thing of corn.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
He's got corn in his teeth.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Start? Is it coming out already? I have to start
ready to go?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yes we are.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Fifteen minute morning show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You were high on corn?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Good.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Some people are addicted to porn.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
We're addicted to corn.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
But that corn is so good.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
It really is good.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's gonna be a great meme right there.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
What you doing that with? Oh no, you didn't, well
you did it.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
We didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
You just holding up the corn because I got excited
like corn.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
We know, he looks like you're milking a couple of udders. Perfect,
We'll keep it nice.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
So Scary is here?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Scotty B in the other room. Scotty Hello, And there's
a all right, Danielle. Hopefully Gandi's gonna be back tomorrow,
so fingers crossed. She's doing okay, though, but she says
it feels like a donkey kicked her in the ass.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh my gosh. But it's funny because the doctor said
to her, well, yeah, it's supposed to be uncomfortable. You
were supposed to be in a little bit of pain.
She's like, no, but I thought I wasn't going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
But even so she was convinced. She was like, if
it's a little bit, I'll be in.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'll be it. Oh, Nate decided to join us. Where'd
you go?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Did you have to go release the cord?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
No? Not yet, but tomorrow. Look at the debris from
my corn eating. Gosh, that is just danger.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Yeah that is Yes, you could have a plum skerry.
Yet he's waving plums at me.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
So I used didn't know what this was spoken for.
That's all yours. So yeah. I went by the farm
stand yesterday and brought in heirloom tomatoes. By the way,
people are like aghast when they see airloom tomatoes, like
they're not perfectly round and likes of tomatoes. I'm used to.
This is how tomatoes are supposed to be.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Isn't there actually a variety of tomatoes called ugly tomatoes?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
There are. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Also, the corn is just incredible right now here in Jersey.
I brought plums for Scotty Bee. Scottie hasn't tried the plums.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Yet now yet, I ate two pounds of cherries. I'm
just waiting for some space, and I brought two pounds.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Of cherries in.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I wish everybody got to see what Elvis looked like
this morning when he was walking into the office bags.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
And bags of fruit and vegetables and no one would
open the door for me. I'm like, I come very
fruit and vegetable.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
You know, when you're trying to get all the grocery
bags out of the car and you don't want to
make you want to do it in one trip. That's
what was Elvis was like this morning, two arms out
like this with group with bags.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Or someone insane. But anyway, we made it in. But
for some reason, ever since the corn came out, there
was no productivity at all on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well, you can't really do much and eat corn is
the same.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, it requires pretty much all of your attention.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Both corn and corn.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
You know, I'm anti corn holder. I don't ever use
the little corn fork things. I have them in the
shape and they're copy and I don't use them.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
We buy them and we just discard them.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah. I bought some because I'm like, oh, everybody need these, you.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Know what, nobody I have corn holders these babies?

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Do you also have the butter trays.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yes, well, I have the corn butter oblong corn corn trays.
They look like corn and you put the butter and
you turn them.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh, what's the thing we use that the butter butler.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
How did that work?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It like.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
A ribbon of butter.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
That's right, it actually worked pretty well.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
But I'm doing what you suggested. My butter is sitting
out right now.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah, leave it out. It says keep refrigerated on the package.
Don't don't listen because it's already melted, ready to go.
The bad news is it's out and it's right in
front of you. So you butter everything. Yeah, I butter
the dogs.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
The butter that I use in the tub. It turns
into soup if you leave it out. For well, that's
not butter, huh is that, Margarin?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, it's butter. It is good Old Land of Lakes
in the tub.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
And I would checked that label. Okay, so you know
the groceries better than that.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Real butters in a in a stick, like it's in
a or a croc Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Why does it have to be a stick? Can't it
be enough?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know. I feel like when it's surrounded by plastic,
I feel like it gets that plastic and crap in there.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
This conversation sure is a lot of fun. I'm telling you,
the corn was the downfall of our show today.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
You know.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Actually it was around seven o'clock. We did a contest.
That was the downfall of our show.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, I let me. I'm going on the record. I
don't think it was the contest per se. I think
it was the person playing.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm going to kind of agree with Nate, and only
because the name of.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
The contest was Colorful Artists, right.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
So the color had to be in the name of
the artist. I get if you don't know the answer,
but she was giving us artists that had no color
in their names, So like that wasn't his fault.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
No is del rey a color?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
No I checked.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
I just I just want to know why these you
know a lot of people say I can do that.
You know, they're the ones that we've seen this before.
They judge the people that are on the radio getting
everything wrong, and then maybe it's their turn to play
and like I got this, yeah, and then they fail
and fall on their.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Facebook because it's not easy under pressure to do to
be a contact game. And I don't want to disagree
with everyone in here. But I do want to remind
everyone that she is a listener.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yes, yeah, and we.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Appreciate her patronage. Of course. It's the same time. You know,
once you're on the air and you can't really hear
things that great on the phone, and you get confused.
Sometimes you can't find the answers. Danielle who was on
a game show, I was gonna say, like, I.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Know, when you're under those hot lights and you know
they're coming at you for an answer, you panic.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's like panic, It's nerve wracking.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Who wasn't on the Brady Bunch when they all went
on the game show and then the red light went on,
and then all she did was stare into the red
light on the camera?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Was it Cindy Brady?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Someone fed us sixty years ago?

Speaker 8 (05:57):
They still run these episodes.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
But I'm just saying what the girls were.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Like, Oh, I'm the best? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I can't wait to rock this game?

Speaker 8 (06:04):
And they were all on a TV show, the Brady Kids,
and she was like staring at the camera as soon
as it went I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
She was like, mesmerize.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
No one says your kidding He's not even kidding.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
No one thought you were a kidding, a total No,
he has to be kidding.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
It's a plot. It's a plot to us on a
Brady bunch. You don't understand. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
But it wasn't as good as the Hawaiian t three
part episode, remember that I do.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
It was a spider.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
It was you with a spider. Every they had the
good luck charm, but it was really a bad Hawaii Hawaii.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Bobby and that other one, Greg greg or so when
they went into a cave and found this idol and
they all bad luck for the Brady's bad luck.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Brady's the w u with the with the tarantula on
their chest.

Speaker 8 (06:52):
Greg Greg wiped out during surfing.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
He was wearing the tiki question and.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Every time they talked to the tikki they played that sound.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm gonna get it for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Sponsored episode where they would do why keep I don't think.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Like back then they didn't do those.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
That they would thank him at the end. Yeah, Brady,
you know what I just did?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
They bring uh which Alice? Alice?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
She was she was Alice, of course, and she brought
Sam the butcher, her boyfriend. But They always kept her
in that bedroom off the kitchen. She was always right there,
next to their food.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
They must have made a lot of money that they
had a housekeeper that lived there.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, and she didn't. Carol didn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Carroll knew it.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Sam the butcher, bring Alice.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Carol was a pitch woman for Western Oil yet a
certain westonality.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Did she have with Greg Brady?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Wait, that had to be weird.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It was in the book Camera Florence Henderson.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yes, she did Greg Brady on during the filming.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yes, well, I mean while the show was being not
while the show is being filmed, yeh know, while during
those years they were having an affair.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, in the bunk beds upstairs in the boys. Are
you looking this up?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm looking this up Florence Henderson, And I got didn't
he tell us that when.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
He because we've interviewed him before, we've interviewed her before.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
We had a little, a little ish an issue with
Greg Brady. Yeah, well yeah it was copyrights to a
parody song. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
What are you finding out about? Barry Williams was his name? Yes,
affair blah blah blah, blah blah, your eysms and all
smoking mirrors what it says. It's not true.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Of course he needs to be it is.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
I feel like there was a lot more going on
in the sixties and seventies and eighties before the dawn
of the Internet that we don't know about and we'll
never know about, like behind the scenes Hollywood stuff and scandals,
things that will never come to life.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Oh, I'm talking about the bullshit that we did. Thank god,
they didn't have internet when I was growing up. Oh lord, wow, Well.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's what like Jordan and all this sports star said too,
like Shack and they said they didn't have cell phones
like they did now and they couldn't imagine what it
would be like. All meaning they did that much more
stuff that we could only just think of.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
All the parties, Oh my god, all those hairbands with
those the groupies in LA and the music scene, well
they didn't have anything they have you found the story yet.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
It says they supposedly went to see a show one
night and she kissed him on the cheek and.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
That was it. It was in the book, wasn't it.
Oh God, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I gotta find another article.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Fine, we do know that one of the Brady dads
was gay, Robert Reid. Didn't they have two different I'm
thinking no, I'm thinking of Bewitched to Darren's one of
them was gay.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Didn't you go on a date with one of the Brady's.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Cindy Brady? Yeah, Cindy Olsen, Yeah, it wasn't a date.
We were like little kids. We would to see her
be the love bug together.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Was she on the Brady bunchedd or no, it would be?
Or is it pre Brady Barns story?

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I don't recall.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
How did you get a date with her?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
During Her aunt and uncle were really good friends with
my parents, and she came to visit them. Uh, it
wasn't a date. We went to see a movie together.
We were so young.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
That's a date.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
See.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'm gonna start rumors about you, guys.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
I don't think she's alive anymore.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
I think she is.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
She did porno music.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
What Cindy Olsen?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Wait a minute. The only Brady that passed I thought
was the dad.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Alice, Susan and Alice, because the rumor was that she
was in porn, but she just wrote porn music.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I think she passed away.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
No, she's alive, sixty two. You want to get her
on the shows?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
No, Corn, I thought she was dead.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
How many members of the Brady Bunch have died?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I look how we're questioning everybody. Everybody's like, oh, I
know that died.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh no, she's a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Chicken didn't have wessonality know that this is this is
the worst podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yes, I'm sure Sam is dead. All the dogs are dead,
the cats are dead.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh my god, Scott, he cond be a great reboot.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, she made, she made. She made fifty dollars for
doing the sound effects for Love Probe from a Warm Planet.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
That was then Okay, well I'm correct.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Still looks good, Marsha, all right, Well, if.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
We have nothing else to say here, this is really
we're done. I think we've just lost all will to
be entertaining.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
I was er.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I was thoroughly.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
This is the Corn's fault.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's the corn Corn.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Everything we gotta out of. Everyone say good bye the
fifteen Minute Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
H