FULL SHOW: The Day We Argued Over Birthday Cake

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack of dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your bed side to Oh.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
My goodness, here we go, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
Okay, so what's wrong with your car right now? I mean,
don't we all agree that we always have like one
little thing wrong with our car?

Speaker 7 (00:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:35):
Okay, So is it a rattling sound you're ignoring? Is
it breaks that squeak or grind?

Speaker 8 (00:41):
So I have that, I have the oil change light.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
That oh, the check engine light, Yes, that's.

Speaker 8 (00:46):
On right now?

Speaker 6 (00:47):
No is it because I know in newer cars it
could be an orange light. But if it if it
turns red, problem, they say pull over immediately. Like yeah,
I've driven miles and miles and miles with a red
a cracked windshield?

Speaker 7 (01:02):
Anyone.

Speaker 9 (01:02):
Oh I had a car that so far has had
all of the above.

Speaker 10 (01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:06):
Yeah, it was so bad.

Speaker 11 (01:07):
It used to start like one out of every three
times on the first try.

Speaker 9 (01:10):
So when I would do appearance as and events.

Speaker 11 (01:12):
For work, I would park way down the street because
when I would be leaving in my car wouldn't start.

Speaker 9 (01:16):
Listeners would heckle me.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
You do I have a reputation for having the jankity
jankittiest of cars.

Speaker 9 (01:23):
Everyone called it the skittle.

Speaker 11 (01:24):
It was this like mi green color, and they're like,
why are you driving it? There's just some stuff I
care about and some stuff I don't care about.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah, okay, so how about a leak. There's a leak.
I don't know where it's coming from.

Speaker 12 (01:33):
I have a leak in one of my tires, and
I know there's a nail, but I don't have time
to go get that fixed. I just keep putting air
in the tire. I just put a little more in there.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
It's okay, it's just, you know, getting your car serviced
and fix. It's just it really is just quite a
detour that none of us want to take.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Yes, sometimes it takes forever.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah, so right now, I've got the grinding, squeaky brakes. Oh,
I come to a stop and a stop by it
he goes.

Speaker 8 (01:59):
You may want to get that now.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Do you ever call Do you ever call the service
department at an auto dealership and tell them like that,
you give them the sound your apartment? Oh yeah, Hi,
the unemployment duran, Oh yeah, you know, And it's making
this weird noise.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
When I come to a stop it goes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh oh, sir, I know exactly what that is.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's just you hope.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
And this is unfortunately what we do with our bodies
as well. If you have an acre pain, you just
hope it goes away.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Send my kids doctors pictures of skin things all the time.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
Hey, this just showed up.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (02:36):
You really need to bring them in?

Speaker 6 (02:39):
So I want to. I want you to call me
with the sound your car is making or suv.

Speaker 11 (02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:46):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Unfortunately you can't text it, and it's something we're gonna.

Speaker 13 (02:48):
Have to hear from you.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
And maybe, just maybe we have some mechanics or people
who are in the note listening to our show who
can go oh yuh, like, I wonder why my.

Speaker 14 (02:59):
Car is.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
Why sounds like it's speaking whale?

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, I know, what's that?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Straighten.

Speaker 15 (03:07):
My car was making that same noise one time, so
I went and talked to a mechanic.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
He said, well, I'm not supposed to tell you to
do this.

Speaker 15 (03:13):
But the way to correct that is to go on
reverse as fast as possible and slam on the brake.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
No, he did, because.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
The rotor I'm not even kidding, like that's what I
said to do.

Speaker 16 (03:26):
No, maybe he was just goofing on me, but it
resurfaces the rotor.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
No he wanted us.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
If you were as stupid, we're gonna do it.

Speaker 10 (03:34):
I was that dumb, like in this same parking lot.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
So, gandhi, did you ever get a new car? You
don't even have a driver's license.

Speaker 9 (03:41):
That's irrelevant at the moment.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Live in the city, you drive, you don't drive.

Speaker 11 (03:46):
Right, but it would be nice to have a form
of ID.

Speaker 9 (03:49):
I carry a passport around, like what could possibly go?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, hey, Ashley, how you doing good?

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Are you doing well? Go ahead? What what sound is
your car currently making?

Speaker 17 (04:01):
So whenever I make turns or slow down, it kind
of makes this.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Noise.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Now do you think is it? Is it a tire
on the pavement thing or is it something like internal?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Where do you think it's coming from?

Speaker 18 (04:17):
I'm pretty sure it's internal because I have like four
different lights.

Speaker 19 (04:20):
On right now.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
I didn't know cars four lights.

Speaker 17 (04:28):
The tire pressure, the attract to control of the A,
B S and then airbag light.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
Yeah you need to check please?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
No, no, no, we can help her here.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Time is money.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Time is money, all right, So it's making an noise
and all your lights are all right, good look for
go reverse, and the slam the brakes on. So I
got Brady describing the sound as cars making This is
the silliest Brandy. Hey Brady, So your car is making
a sound? No, when does it make this sound? What

(05:01):
are you doing when the sound happens?

Speaker 20 (05:05):
It's it's only provoked if I'm if I'm rewarding my
car with fuel with filling it up when I'm trying. Uh,
I use the middle one because I'm cheap.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, a lot of people.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
You're not alone, all right, So wait wait you use
the middle one.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
I use a cheap, cheapy one.

Speaker 20 (05:22):
Yeah, well, I I try to use the middle one because,
like I feel like it's it's a Camaro. It's not
a VAT or anything, but like I don't want to
be like super embarrassed when I work, you know, in
the military, and like when I saw my friends that
I used like the cheap, cheap one in my Camaro,
that they get more offended than the fact that it's
of VI six.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
It's weird because some people get really really really mad
if you use the cheap one.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Thing.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Don't you like your car?

Speaker 8 (05:48):
Is it really they just say that the other ones are.

Speaker 13 (05:52):
Better to want more octaning.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I don't need fuel shaming me, okay.

Speaker 20 (05:59):
Are you so?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Anyway?

Speaker 6 (06:01):
So it makes this noise when you're gassing up.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't get.

Speaker 20 (06:05):
It only only when I'm done gassing up. When I
when I get back in the car, and obviously everybody's around,
uh and it just goes.

Speaker 11 (06:15):
And then it won't start, exactly the monster being sad,
and then it won't start.

Speaker 20 (06:25):
So then I got to sit there like on base
and there's a line of cars behind me because it's
like the cheapest place to get gases on base and
uh so, like I'm sitting there like really embarrassed, like
trying to get my car to start, and I'm like,
it looks really nice on the outside, but the inside is.

Speaker 13 (06:39):
The mat I car.

Speaker 10 (06:42):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's the sound of you wasting money on the that
doesn't matter.

Speaker 20 (06:50):
When he's throwing my money away.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
It sounds like it does sound like astro Jackson.

Speaker 12 (06:57):
Jackson sounds like Nate's stomach last night he was crop dusting.

Speaker 21 (07:01):
All right.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Well, thank you, Brady, good luck, good luck, and thank
you for serving the country.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
We do appreciate that part.

Speaker 21 (07:10):
Thanks for your support.

Speaker 20 (07:11):
Hey, can I do a plug shameless plus?

Speaker 22 (07:14):
Yes, yes, go ahead, Please follow my podcast. It's all
about being an adult at Disney at Never Growing Up
a Disney Parks podcast for adults.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Wow, love that Never Growing Up a Disney Parks podcast
for adults.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
I remember that perfect. Thank you, Brady.

Speaker 20 (07:31):
It's all about drinking at the parks.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
We have a great morning, you too, I'm with it.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 21 (07:38):
Uh?

Speaker 23 (07:39):
What scary people are diagnosing Brady's problems? This person says,
check the muffler.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Bearing, check the muffler bearing, muffler baron.

Speaker 13 (07:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
It could be his flywheel.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
What's the flywheel?

Speaker 6 (07:50):
I don't know? I need Do people make this flywheel
a class?

Speaker 8 (07:53):
I take you know? With the bike?

Speaker 6 (07:54):
You're saying that his car is a hot starter?

Speaker 13 (07:59):
Could be vapor loock.

Speaker 21 (08:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's the same as the flux capacitor.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
I know people are just making things.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I bring my car in and they could tell me
all these things, and they could be totally.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Made up, and I would believe them. I have no idea,
not anything like this.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
What's that scary?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's a leak in the vapor lock?

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Oh frog, you're just is that a real thing? A
vapor lock?

Speaker 12 (08:21):
I know there is vapor lock. I mean cars don't
usually have that any longer.

Speaker 13 (08:25):
What does that do?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
What is that? What does it mean?

Speaker 12 (08:27):
It's something it's something to do where the fuel goes
in and you get vapor in the fuel line.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
God, I don't know anything. I know nothing about cars.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's a fuel pump problem.

Speaker 13 (08:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
We're so irresponsible with what we're doing.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
I know what it is.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Is there such a thing as bad gas for your car?
I mean, Nate, they put water in it?

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Yeah, I heard this.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Water down gas that they they Yes, I.

Speaker 12 (08:54):
Believe that what causes you to wreck your car in
the parking lot, Danielle, if you were not.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
In Florida right now, might flip be up your ass?

Speaker 13 (09:03):
I think that, uh now you think that might cause
me to direct my car?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I think if there's any water in your gas, your
car screwed, right?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I mean, it's can they say that those cheap gastes
include water down your gas?

Speaker 12 (09:14):
And what about people who put sugar in your gas
tanks so that your car mess don't do that?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
No, I'm done.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Elvis ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran and the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Uh so, my assistant Andrew posted something yesterday and it
has us all scratching our heads.

Speaker 11 (09:41):
Yes, Andrew and I are on one team, and I
think everyone else is on another team.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Andrew, where are you anyway?

Speaker 6 (09:47):
He posted? He posted a very interesting, interesting post about
the flavor a flavor. Yes, and you said specifically, birthday
cake is not a flavor.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Birthday cake is not a flavor.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Second that now, See, I know Froggy loves birthday cake, right,
the flavor birthday cake?

Speaker 13 (10:04):
Love it?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Do you consider it a flavor?

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Froggy?

Speaker 12 (10:08):
It's a flavor because when you go somewhere and they
have all the other flavors listed, one of the flavors
is birthday cake.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
And they made it a flavor. Someone somewhere made it
a flavor. But it's the veguest flavor you could ever ask, right.

Speaker 9 (10:21):
It's like naming a flavor. Yum, Yes, what is that?

Speaker 13 (10:24):
Because it tastes like what it says. It tastes like
a birthday cake.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
But I kind of with them because there's different tastes
for different birthday cakes. Now, all birthday cakes taste the same.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Right, Well, what if you want a German chocolate birthday exactly. Okay,
I do believe this came original. I may be wrong.
I think it started as a flavor called cake batter, yes, right,
which is still as.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
My body can be.

Speaker 24 (10:48):
Yeah, I mean, but cake batter sounds better to me.
At least I can visualize. Oh, that's cake batter. Birthday
cake is like, well, is it an ice cream?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Birthday cake? Are there sprinkles? And said birthday cake?

Speaker 10 (10:59):
Is there?

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Chocolate? And birthday cake?

Speaker 8 (11:02):
Carrot cake?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (11:03):
Yeah, there's so many cakes.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
What if I want cheesecake for birtha?

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Oh my god, Oh, don't worry.

Speaker 24 (11:07):
Froggy says, it's a flavor because it's vague birthday.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Happy, vague birthday exactly. It's the same thing we get.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
We asked Daniel, how old are you this year?

Speaker 6 (11:17):
He gives it this number. It's vague, vague birthday. It's
a vague birth Well, I know. But but if you've
had anything in the flavor of birthday cake or cake batter,
you can imagine that tastes right now, can't you. Right,
you can taste it. It has it's kind of like
melted butter, right, a little.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Bit, a little bits confetti in there, a little.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Bit it could be. Yeah, absolutely, it's a sweet butter flavor.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
But you're smells like.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
The candle, the Yankee candle, you know that butter cookie
Yankee candle.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
That's what I Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
I just feel like they're making a lot of assumptions
about what I do on.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
My birthday idea, who are you to tell me that
my birthday cake will taste like sweet butter? Exact exactly?

Speaker 13 (11:57):
How dare you?

Speaker 21 (11:58):
So?

Speaker 6 (11:59):
Now, as you know, my assistant Andrew, along with Scotti
B they have a podcast out called Cereal Killers, which
is all about tasting cereals because if you go to
the grocery store, cereals take up more real estates than
almost anything else in the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
So there's a whole bunch of podcasts coming out.

Speaker 21 (12:15):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
So now there's a new flavor called fruit Loops birthday cake,
how rude?

Speaker 10 (12:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Have you tasted it?

Speaker 13 (12:22):
No?

Speaker 10 (12:22):
Not yet.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I wonder what it tastes like?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Vanilla frosted cake with confetti.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
That's what it tastes like.

Speaker 9 (12:29):
That's what he called.

Speaker 21 (12:30):
Then.

Speaker 8 (12:31):
No, I haven't had it, but I guarantee that's what
it tastes like.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
So we wanted we want to abolish the flavor birthday cake.

Speaker 24 (12:39):
I'm in let's go back to cake batter. Cake batter
makes sense, and then you could say cake batter with sprinkles,
cake batter with chocolate, cake better with red Field and
my cake batter is still it's still vague.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yeah, vague.

Speaker 9 (12:50):
I think it needs to be a specific cake like
fun fetty fruit loops. Then that's fine. I know what
I'm getting, Like, you know what fun.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Colored thing, No, it's the birthday Wait, fun fetti I
do believe comes from the one of the places. It
comes from the like the Duncan Hines mixed cake. We'll
take it.

Speaker 11 (13:12):
That's a specific flavor fun fetti. It's not made up
like birthday cake.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Thank you, you're welcome. I got you, and we've gone
on in twenty minutes.

Speaker 11 (13:20):
Well, it's just it's causing me so much rage because
people are trying to debate, like, no, this is actually
a flavor.

Speaker 9 (13:25):
No it's not. It's like saying, yeh, you can't do that.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
So what other examples of vagueness do we have?

Speaker 23 (13:30):
A YEA scary by that logic, you're telling me cookie
dough is not a flavor, but it is because I
can anticipate.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
My senses are tasting it right now. I know the
same thing with cake.

Speaker 21 (13:40):
BA.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Something tells me cookie dough usually goes toward the chocolate chip.

Speaker 9 (13:42):
And they typically say chocolate chip cookie dough.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
I see where you coming from there.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
What's this?

Speaker 15 (13:49):
Just in straight innate Okay, I've been doing some research
on birthday cake flavor.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
By the way, this is what we do for a
we get paid.

Speaker 15 (13:58):
Seriously, I could have been a doctor. They have birthday
cake flavored red vines. How is that even possible? What's
a red red vine? Those licorice things?

Speaker 6 (14:07):
How do you even have a blue licorice birthday cake.
I don't even like licorice flavor. It tastes it tastes
like that herb spice.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It's called anus.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
But the black licorice, not the red liquorice.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
It's anus. I'm not eating I'm not eating any Well,
that's that's liquorice.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
You don't need a string of anus.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
What anise aniss anus and annis whatever?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
It's like rosemary or rosemary.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Alright, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 13 (14:46):
All right?

Speaker 25 (14:47):
So Ryan wants to play a phone tap on his dad, Jym. Now, Dad,
Jim asked his son Ryan to paint the basement while
he's home. So I'm going to start the call to
dad and saying, hey, I just finished the basement and
you pay me.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Okay, we'll switch around, all right.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Let's listen to Garri's Hello.

Speaker 21 (15:05):
Is this Jim. This is Jim.

Speaker 25 (15:08):
This is John Cena. I'm Ryan said to give you
a call after I was done with everything at the house.

Speaker 21 (15:15):
How about it, Tucker? Can you hear me?

Speaker 25 (15:20):
Ryan called me up, said to come to the house.
He had a job for me to do. So I
just finished painting the basement, so I was just looking
to get paid.

Speaker 21 (15:27):
Wait wait, wait wait, I asked him to paint the house.
Who are you? Are you painting my house?

Speaker 13 (15:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (15:33):
No, I paint the basement. It's all done, sir. So
I found your number on the side of the fridge.
I figured you.

Speaker 21 (15:39):
Know where Wait wait wait wait wait, where's my son
right now?

Speaker 6 (15:43):
I don't know?

Speaker 25 (15:44):
So if you could just pay me as soon as possible,
Is there somewhere in the house that you have the money?

Speaker 6 (15:49):
No?

Speaker 21 (15:49):
No, are you in my bathroom? I know? Yeah?

Speaker 25 (15:54):
No, I was just I was just finishing up.

Speaker 21 (15:58):
Are you on my master bathroom?

Speaker 6 (16:00):
I guess so. It has the two sinks and the
big tub.

Speaker 21 (16:03):
Wipeerrass, Get out of the house. I'm gonna call the
cops right now. All right, I go out.

Speaker 25 (16:08):
You don't need to call the cops. I just I
just need like maybe a mis right.

Speaker 21 (16:12):
What are you doing in my bathroom right now?

Speaker 25 (16:15):
Well, long story short, I thought you might have had
a gluten freeze sandwich and your refrigerator.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Turns out I was totally wrong.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
That's how I ended up details.

Speaker 21 (16:24):
I just want to know why you're in my baffroom.
Get the out of my house right now.

Speaker 13 (16:30):
Hello, Ryan, you're there.

Speaker 25 (16:33):
Let's call him back before he calls the cops and
drives all the way home, and let's just mess with
him for a minute or two.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Okay, all right, all right, Hello, that's Ryan.

Speaker 21 (16:47):
Where the are you?

Speaker 12 (16:49):
I'm at home?

Speaker 21 (16:50):
No, no, no, you're not at home. I know you're not
at home because they have some random guys call my
phone talking about this anatomy thinks of the house. Do
you know anything about that?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh no, what.

Speaker 21 (17:04):
Do you mean?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh no, Dad, listen, I am I'm.

Speaker 21 (17:07):
Gonna literally freaking whip your head off. I got a
guy picking up yeah faster right now?

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 14 (17:14):
There was a guy on Craigslit.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
He seems pretty reliable.

Speaker 21 (17:18):
Gave him the call to paint for it, right you
still have that money.

Speaker 14 (17:22):
In your room.

Speaker 21 (17:23):
I gotta pay the guy. No no, no, no no
no no no. I asked you to do it, and
he did it. You're gonna pay him out of your
own money. Why don't you still pay him? Right now?
I'm a burger king get home right now. Got just
finish up my lunch real quick.

Speaker 20 (17:37):
The fries are pretty good, so.

Speaker 21 (17:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure yeah. Just finish up all
your bikes. Get a couple of refills. Why don't you
get some apple pie to go or something? Get the
what's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Hey, Jim?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Hello Jim.

Speaker 25 (17:52):
My name's Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you just got a phone tapped by your son.

Speaker 21 (18:00):
Why I'm gonna kill you. I was getting in my
truck just ready to drive an hour home so I
can kick your eye.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
I'm gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 26 (18:12):
This fal tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
The Elvis Dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Dan, Elvis Darren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Oh, Uncle Johnny, Oh dear God, can you get Uncle
Johnny on the phone, Nate. So Uncle Johnny called from
his house phone. He called Alex am my cell phone.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
He's not working.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
I can't dave me. So uh So Alex says, okay,
Uncle Johnny, I'll leave work early and I'll drive into
the city and I'll help you figure it out. So
we're figuring out maybe something wrong with the you know,
and then the under the cellular settings, or maybe he's
you know, he pushed the wrong button and it's like
offline something that's really complic.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
Aird plane mode or something like that.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Yeah, it's on airplane mode. So so Alex gets there
and picks up his cell phone. The ringers turned down.

Speaker 13 (19:11):
Oh yeah, take Alex to get there.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
It took Alex made maybe forty five minutes to get there,
and it took him less than ten seconds to turn
the ringer up.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
Oh man, what did Johnny say? He's like, oh, oh,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
I have no idea what he said. Oh, I know,
but you know what, But no big deal and so,
but Alex got to, you know, help him get some
stuff done around the house, and it was it's always
good to see Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 8 (19:40):
But that's never happened to you.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Guys, Like you call somebody in to repair something and
they come and it's like the dumbest thing and you're like, oh, gone,
his dad.

Speaker 9 (19:50):
He's gonna be so mad at me.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (19:52):
So my dad was having this issue with his car
where he kept hearing this sound. He said it was
freaking him out. He went into the dealership more than
one time. And on the final time he went in there,
he was irate, raging, there's a sound.

Speaker 24 (20:03):
In my car.

Speaker 21 (20:04):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
The guy gets into his car to try and figure
it out because it kept telling him nothing was going on.
It was his cell phone's alarm that kept going off.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
When he was in the car, and he was blaming
the car.

Speaker 11 (20:15):
And the best part is it wasn't even piped through
a bluetooth because he has a flip.

Speaker 9 (20:19):
Phone, so it was just sitting in the seat and
he couldn't figure out that it.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
Was his alarm.

Speaker 9 (20:23):
He blamed the Toyota dealership.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I got Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 12 (20:27):
Oall customer service. Sometimes they get our tech support. One
of the first things they ask you is is it
plugged in? At some point somebody has found it wasn't
plugged in.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
That Let's say your you know how cable works, and
you know how your internet works, right, so you call
the company because you're not getting Wi Fi. You know,
you're not getting internet.

Speaker 21 (20:49):
You know, you know.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
But the first thing they tell you is have you
unplugged everything and let it sit for five seconds and
plug it back in? And you tell them yes.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
They don't believe you.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
They're like, well, we have to do it anyway. Well,
here week frigging go.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Did you smack it around a little bit? Sometimes just
smack it around it works better.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Uncle Johnny, we woke him up, We got we we
woke him from the from his crypt Good morning, Good morning,
Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Wowity, what are you bananas?

Speaker 6 (21:14):
So Uncle Johnny?

Speaker 27 (21:16):
What happened is he came over. The phone was there,
and I thought the little things on the side of
the phone. One was for the volume going up, one
was for the volume going down. They are and on
the other side you put the phone on and off. Well,
this had that little thing above that that they you
push and you shut the phone off.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
And that's what happened, Uh, Johnny, Johnny, the thing is,
I mean, there's the ring, but you know the ring
you you push it up for it to go up,
you push it down for it to go down. All
you you just got to turn it up and you're
finally just gottle switch on there.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
It was a little bit. There was a little knof
above it that turned it off and on.

Speaker 12 (21:58):
What's that, Froggy, there's no switch above the up and
down buttons, the volume button, there's a switch. This was
in the down position, so you can see the orange right.
It was the ringer was off versus.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
That's what happened.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
But that switch has been on our iPhones for a
long time.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Now you're just now learning this.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Well, I just I didn't realize it was. It was
a new phone.

Speaker 21 (22:19):
What do I know?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Anyways, but he put my vacuum cleaner together, which was perfair.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
You go, we got we got Uncle Johnny a Dyson,
so he's ready to clear it.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
The best thing I've ever purchased in my life.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Now, you know, Uncle Johnny, you have to charge the
Dison up. You can't just plug it in and it's a.
It's a charge up kind of vacuum.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's out charge. I'm vacuuming today.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Nice.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
It makes vacuuming fun, it does.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
It really makes vacuuming a joy.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
I love it all right.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Well, I'm very excited.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, uncle Johnny Alex.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Even though it was a pain in the ass to
drive all the way into the city, he said he
was happy he did. It was good to see you
and he and he was happy he could put your
vacuum cleaner together.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
And he's dead. He's fabulous, he really is.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
I may I may keep him around for a little longer.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I think you should.

Speaker 19 (23:07):
John.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I love you, guys. Have a great day. I'll talk
too later as soon as I figured how to figure it.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Out, okay online one uh an electrician Brandon, I bet
you see all sorts of things when they call you,
And he said, electrician, I mean you're on call all
the time and you drive all the way over.

Speaker 21 (23:35):
What have you?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
What have you seen people do?

Speaker 14 (23:38):
So I had this this elderly couple. They called and
they said the lights in their kitchen weren't working, and
the so the light switches are called three ways you
can switch them on and off from two different locations.
H Well, the switch that she had primarily used was
in the on position, so she's like, well, look the.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
Switches on, but the lights aren't working, and she didn't
she didn't think about turning it off to see what
would happened.

Speaker 14 (24:04):
Yeah, so like the first like our first thing is okay,
flip the switch, see what happens. And we walk over
and flip the switch and the lights turn right on.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Brandon, how many times have you gone to someone's house
and they're mad because something doesn't work and you just
look down and it's just not plugged in.

Speaker 14 (24:19):
That's It's happened a couple of times. I've had a
couple of times where they're like, the breakers just tripped.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Do you charge with those things? Like do you still
say sorry, I gotta charge you even though it's just
a plug.

Speaker 14 (24:33):
If it's something I did for for like my actual company,
for my employer, we have to. But I've had like
family friends call me and say, hey, like, you know,
we have outlists in the kitchen that aren't working. Can
you come over and take a look at it? And
I'm like, yeah, absolutely, So I come look at it
and like the breaker's.

Speaker 13 (24:50):
Trip oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
It's to be honest, though, Brandon, the breaker situation. You
may laugh at this, but that is very advanced. For
a lot of people that thought, yeah, oh yeah, looking
for a breaker that a little red flag is on.

Speaker 14 (25:05):
I will give them the benefit of the doubt because
the breakers that were in that panel were a little old.
So the breaker had tripped, but you couldn't tell. There
you go by looking at it, you couldn't tell. I
actually had to put a meter on it to see
if it was if it was working or not.

Speaker 13 (25:20):
How about this one?

Speaker 6 (25:21):
The light doesn't work and you look up and there's
no light bulb in it.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
That'll get you every time.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I know that's happened.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Would do that?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
You got to put a light bulb in it. It
really works better.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Oh damn? All right, Well look Brandon, stay safe out there.
And how many as an electrician, how many times have
you been shocked?

Speaker 21 (25:42):
A lot? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
That scares me.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
The electricity scares me, which is a good thing. We
should be afraid of electricity. Only let people like Brandon take.

Speaker 21 (25:52):
Care of me.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Except except Froggy and of course my guy Alex. They'll
they'll wire things, and I'm like, well, don't wire anything
in my house.

Speaker 12 (26:00):
I'll do it, Brandon, I'll do it with a power on.
You just don't just don't touch the wires together. Like
every day I hung a ceiling fan, I didn't go
flip the breaker. I just kept all the wires separated.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
And is that a good idea?

Speaker 14 (26:13):
I mean for somebody that doesn't do it every day,
probably not. But I'd be lying if I said I
hadn't done.

Speaker 21 (26:20):
It, right.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
How do you describe how do you describe the feeling
of being being electrocuted?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Like, how do you describe it to people who've never
been electrocuted?

Speaker 14 (26:31):
It's almost like a vibration, Well you have right, Yeah,
it feels pretty much like a vibration. And I mean
that's that's really the only best way I can describe it.
Sometimes it hurts really bad. Sometimes it doesn't. Yeah, by
the way, it doesn't feel like anything.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
By the way, if if you hear the word vibration,
don't don't get all giddy about that. It's not always.
Don't plug your hu haul into the wall. Randon, thank
you and to be safe out there, and I hope
you have a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, yes, sir, thank you?

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Take care? Yeah, like a vibrator is like the very
minimum of what being electrocuted feels like. Yeah, correct, Well,
last time I was electrocuted, I mean it knocked me
across the room. It was I don't know why or
what or just I don't want to know. It scared
the hell of me. Alyssa is online five. Let's see
what's on her mind today. Hey, Alissa, Hi, did you

(27:28):
do the same thing uncle Johnny?

Speaker 13 (27:29):
Did I did?

Speaker 28 (27:31):
I got an iPhone from my work last year and
I've never used one, and I didn't know there was
that button up there, so I had my volume up
for three days. I was missing phone calls and I
had to google it and then I finally called it
and then like, there's a button right above that, and
I'm like, oh my god, I'm such an idiot.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
You're good. Obviously they do exactly to tell you which
thing you should check first, because obviously they get a
call about that little button all the time.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I know you're not an idiot. Thank you for listening
and listen.

Speaker 28 (28:06):
Thank you guys, thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Hold on, hold on one second, I think Straight Night
wants to play with you.

Speaker 29 (28:11):
Eve.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Finally we talked to Eve online four.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
So Eve we all know.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
I'm sure a lot of people listening have had their
parents call for technical advice.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
What did your dad call you for?

Speaker 30 (28:22):
So my father is very Greek. He is off the
boat he is. We and my brother are first generations,
and we've always heard him try to say I don't
see good English. Am I sad? You've been in the
country loan and I've been alive. So a few years back,
we buy him an Alexa and we show him how
he could play his Greek music on it, and he

(28:42):
was excited. So I get a call. Now he has
on this thing for a few years, and he calls
this says, I have a problem. What's the problem that
Alexa won't stop playing the music?

Speaker 14 (28:53):
And my wife won't.

Speaker 30 (28:54):
We have a stepmother, she won't. She won't like this,
So we have to figure out how to shut it off.

Speaker 14 (29:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 30 (29:00):
Dad, call my brother. He's a text savvy guy. He
calls him. Somehow they figure out how to get it off.
Turns out he has to put the phone on speaker
and my brother tells Alexa to stop playing the music.

Speaker 31 (29:11):
Everybody's happy.

Speaker 30 (29:12):
A couple hours later, I get the same call from
my dad. We have a problem. I don't want to brother,
your brother, can you figure it out? I said, Dad,
what are you telling Alexa? You tell her you'll stop
stop playing.

Speaker 19 (29:23):
The Greek music.

Speaker 30 (29:24):
So I said, you talk to Alexa on speakerphone with
Alexa and my dad.

Speaker 19 (29:28):
And my father says.

Speaker 30 (29:31):
Alexa, stop play Greek music.

Speaker 21 (29:34):
My ken, oh, Greek music stop.

Speaker 31 (29:41):
I'm like, you have to use your word endings.

Speaker 32 (29:44):
Stop playing Greek music.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
The thing is speaking to your echo or to your
Google whatever.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
It is a different language. I mean it is you
have to learn to speak their language. It's so true.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
That's so cute.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Does he also spray wind decks on everything?

Speaker 32 (30:06):
Pretty much pretty close to that.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Well, God bless you and your family. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
All right, bye bye.

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Speaker 7 (30:49):
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Speaker 6 (30:57):
Come on, wake up, mister ran the morning show.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
So this is interesting. Gandhi brought this to us.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
She's like, hey, guys, have you ever heard of a
guy named Francis Curry. He's a radio consultant in the UK.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
And I said, yeah, I've heard of this guy.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
He's very famous, and you brought us this sound that
he posted online about our show.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
This is freaking me out.

Speaker 11 (31:22):
It freaked me out so badly yesterday, so somebody tagged
me and said, look, they're talking about your show.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
So of course I had to listen to it.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
Start listening to it, and this man, Francis Curry, started
to break down why you, Elvis Duran are the most
successful radio presenter in the United States.

Speaker 9 (31:38):
Oh, and I found it fascinating.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Well, to be fair, he.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Talks about how we all work well together.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
It's not just me he does, yes, but it's your show.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Okay, let's break this down, because he is accusing us
of working much harder than we really do.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
I've done really breaking it down.

Speaker 9 (31:56):
I said, that's not our show. Who is he talking.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
We have a lot to go over here, Froggy, are
you listening? Are you ready to find out why you're
so successful?

Speaker 13 (32:03):
Yes? I would love to know why.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
This is Francis Curry.

Speaker 21 (32:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 33 (32:06):
In this video, we take a look at one of
the most successful radio presenters in America today, presenting the
Morning Show or Breakfast Show of Z one hundred in
New York. It is, of course, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
And he's about to give my age. Francis Curry, Here
we go.

Speaker 33 (32:21):
Elvis Duran was born in August nineteen sixty four, and
he started on the Breakfast Show on Z one hundred
or the Morning Show on Z one hundred in April
nineteen ninety six. When you think of the show, I
think you think of a sense of entertainment, a sense
of fun, a big crew, and a sense of pace.
Underneath that, though, I think there's also plenty of evidence
of a level of professionalism in terms of the performances, planning,

(32:43):
the preparation that leaves many other shows one team.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Okay, pause there.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Professionalism wow wow, yeah, he says, planning in preparation.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, okay, okay, listen. I love this guy.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
We need for him to represent us and represent us
and be our agent. Yeah, hearing us, hearing he breaks,
he actually breaks down what we do.

Speaker 33 (33:09):
This is fascinating and when you look at the clock
for the first time, I think most people are just
shocked at exactly how much talking there is. Now bear
in mind that this is recorded off the internet, so
what you hear on FM coming out of the radio
may be very slightly different. But basically there are three
speech blocks. The first one runs about twenty minutes, the
second one runs about fifteen minutes, and the third one

(33:29):
runs six or seven minutes. And what's interesting too, is
exactly how much content goes into just one of those
speech breaks.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Wow.

Speaker 33 (33:38):
So here we can have a look at what's in
the first one, and you can see that the first item,
which I'm going to play in a couple of minutes,
is called super Pooper Coffee. It runs three minutes, so I'm.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Talking about that coffee that makes me go poop. Okay,
he gave it, he gave it. This talk break is
called super Pooper Coffee and Fiber Supplements.

Speaker 33 (33:58):
And there's a game Female porn Star or Yankee Candle
Scent that's the longest segment.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
If they play a game. Either tell us if it's
a female porn star or a Yankee Candle sent Yeah,
thank you for bringing that in that day, Nate, I
love that he breaks down our show. What else do
we do that day?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
This is fascinating.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
What a show I would want to listen to this show.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
It sounds like a trailer.

Speaker 33 (34:21):
This piece still only runs four minutes, and bear in
mind there are six people contributing to that as they go.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Round around the room.

Speaker 33 (34:28):
The third item is round the room where all the
different characters on the show, Froggy, Scary, Danielle, Producer, Sam Gandhi, Straight, Nate,
and Elvis all talk about something from their weekend, from
their lives and it's a great example of real life
as prep. We'll get into that in a moment. Then
there's a discussion about snow and the weather forecast that
runs ninety seconds. Then we have three things we need

(34:50):
to know and the topics a coronavirus, Black History Month,
and male chastity belts and male chastity belt happens.

Speaker 13 (35:01):
Oh my god, isn't it weird?

Speaker 6 (35:04):
He actually breaks down as crap we do. This is
fainting and.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
When you hear it back, we sound ridiculous, was funny
on paper?

Speaker 6 (35:13):
I don't know, I'll get hold on.

Speaker 33 (35:16):
So the first segment I want to play you is
what opens the first speech break in the hour. Elvis
just makes it back from the toilet, and I think
what you hear is just a wonderful sense of fun
and enjoyment. Of course, some program directors will be more
nervous than others about talking about bodily functions in the
morning show, in the breakfast show. But I think what
you hear is just a sense of spontaneous performance that

(35:38):
is just a joy to listen to.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
Hello, is Elvis still in the party?

Speaker 33 (35:43):
You know?

Speaker 21 (35:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
He said he was trying to hold it, but he
just couldn't hold it.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
That was insane.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
What just happened?

Speaker 8 (35:54):
Everything come out? Okay?

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Oh my godness, Why take the local when you can
take the express?

Speaker 21 (35:58):
Honey?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
It must be that new coffee, it is.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
It triggered something in Yeah, what's that stuff called super
super coffee? Oh my god, no, I mean I got
goose bumps, I saw stars.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
It was seriously, it was intense.

Speaker 12 (36:19):
I don't even like coffee and I wanted to rather stuff.

Speaker 21 (36:25):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Do you remember those pills that we used to order,
like fifteen years ago called oh wow, oh yeah, and
they they the pills had all sorts of whatever and
some you know, and some cayenne pepper in there, and
it would wake your stomach up up and you would
go to the bathroom and do crazy stuff.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
Right, Yeah, that's exactly what you said.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
What exactly You'd be sitting there, you'd be oh wow.
If they still sell those, I was like, oh my god,
well I just had an old While I don't want
to get into details, it's really gross. I'm sorry, this
is very crass to get into this. But the super
coffee super pooper coffee I got. I'm gonna call it
pooper coffee from now on.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
What's scary.

Speaker 23 (37:02):
I also feel that that coffee doesn't go with certain
people's personalities, Like I like you.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
It may be great for you, but I don't.

Speaker 23 (37:09):
Think I could have super coffee because I know that
I would be like talking a thousand miles an hour
and I would be all jittery.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
It's like when you took those pills back in the day.
What were those things called healthy trim? Yeah, Okay, he
comes back and talks about that.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
He comes back right after that part where Scary's talking
and he says, now, it's hard to tell if they
had prepared this whole thing or if it.

Speaker 21 (37:29):
Was just an issue.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I'm like, oh no, yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
I did, and I'm not kidding. He almost lost his
job because we could not deal with him. It was
like dealing with it was like he was on in on,
he was on crank.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Told him he's not allowed to take him anymore.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Yeah, but the responsor I've got to take him, say no, no,
we'll lose the account if he moves. We're talking about
how scary those he would come his way lost pills
and he turned into un monster. It's like adopting a kitty.
And also the kiddy turns bad and starts climbing the curtains.
That's what Alison, so Scary was doing.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Sure it comes.

Speaker 33 (38:07):
And one of the things about that segment is we
don't know if that actually happened as it happened, or
whether it was prepared in advance, because the show just
excels at really thorough preparation then really spontaneous performance.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
And that was a love Wait, now that's really what happened.

Speaker 33 (38:25):
Example of that very spontaneous performance. So just to refer
you back to the clock. Item three is round the Room.
This is a daily feature where basically all the people
on the cast, and it's a large cast, will talk
about something. As you can see from the durations on
the right, you know, this is a well controlled, well
managed bit, and I think this is something that Elvis
does particularly well, not just in terms of discipline on

(38:47):
the show, but also the show's casting itself is really good,
so that everybody has a very distinctive personality and as
you'll hear the segments, they do really amplify those different personalities,
but also they're well cast in terms of their voices.
Everybody has a very distinctive voice, which makes the show
easier to follow and navigate. Even though Elvis himself, I

(39:08):
think has said on occasion that the show takes a
while to get to know, but once you do know
it and like it, then you're kind of part of
the gang. The other thing that Elvis does particularly well
is he uses people's names a lot to make sure
that you always know who's contributing if it's not Elvis himself,
and I think this is something that a lot of
shows don't do particularly well, where you can have two presenters.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
To Degree Francis where you are.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
So this goes on and on and on. I mean,
I don't want to borrow anyone with this. We but
you know, being on this show, we could listen to
this all day because it's so fascinating to hear someone
actually listen to what we do every day and they
have an opinion about it.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
Wow, what do we learned?

Speaker 9 (39:46):
So much credit that we did not deserve.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
But that's what we learn. We learned.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Don't be prepared and you're going to get lots of
love and kudos.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Well, here's the thing. This is something that goes unsaid,
but we rarely prepare a lot on the show.

Speaker 33 (40:03):
We know that.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
But the key to doing a show that works with
little preparation is you have to have faith and trust
in each other.

Speaker 21 (40:10):
You just do.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
You have to know that, you know, we have how
many wheels on this truck? If one goes flat, we
have the other wheels to keep us going. And that's
just kind of what we do. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, nay.

Speaker 15 (40:20):
I found that out when I guess hosted for you.
I realized that, hey, you know, you have one idea
or five ideas going into a break, but then as
soon as the microphone goes on, something happens, Danielle says
something that's ridiculous, and then you just have to go
with it. If you don't go with it, you sound
like a moron, you know what I mean? If you
don't acknowledge what's happening around you. Yeah, you missed that opportunity.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
It's true.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah, Froggy, you've been doing this since you were a kid.
This Francis Curry. Who doesn't love Francis Curry.

Speaker 8 (40:50):
He's our best friend friend.

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Some of the best breaks we have is when like
something's going on and then Scary's like, okay, thirty seconds
and I was just like, oh crap, I don't have anything.

Speaker 13 (41:00):
I want to do.

Speaker 12 (41:00):
And then when we start, it just goes off on
its own deal. And that's some of the best times
that we have. We don't sit around. And I've worked
on shows where it's okay, when we start, you're gonna
say this, and then I'm gonna say this.

Speaker 13 (41:14):
How are you going to react? And I'm like, you
got this is this is all it was all.

Speaker 34 (41:17):
I could never hate it.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
I could never work for the show where they go, okay,
you're gonna say this, and then you're gonna respond like.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
This, yeah, and then you're gonna He used to have
to write down what we were gonna say, and then
I found out why we were writing it down because
the guy that was the host, Kenny, he was not
that funny, so he would take other people's lines.

Speaker 8 (41:34):
The worst.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Please don't start.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
I actually knew the show where the male host he
hosted the show.

Speaker 15 (41:40):
He had a female co host, and he wanted to
hear laughs on every one of his jokes, even if
they weren't funny. So he had a button, a sound
button that if she didn't laugh, he would just hit.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
The button and make her.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
We have that, We've got Danielle laughing, and we just
started using it.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I do remember about fifteen or sixteen years ago, one
of the old co hosts of The Lady that were
on the show. She wasn't out in the clubs and
doing whatever, and I remember them sitting her down and saying,
so we want you to pretend you're out in the
clubs and that you're doing this, and she was like,
there's no way in hell I can do that.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
She's like, that's just not me.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
You'll never do it.

Speaker 10 (42:15):
No, No, I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
That's just not what we can do. Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (42:18):
I used to work for a show just like Froggy said,
where one of the guys on the show would tell
me a story and then he would ask my opinion
on that story, and then as soon as we hit
the air, he would say all of my opinions.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
I was like, wait, how nice.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Wrong. So Francis Kurr, I'm gonna listen to more of
this later, Francis Curry. Actually, he goes and continues to
dig deep on our show. He goes spee lunking in
the Elvis Trane Morning Show cave. But I will find
something interesting. He broke down our around the Room segment.
Froggy talked about his wife waking him up. That was
one minute scary to a tribute to workers in the Blizzard.

(42:54):
One minute. Danielle talks about Amazon return credits, forty five
seconds producers and talks about the small things and relationships.
One minute Gandhi created a jewelry line. One minute straight
Nate talks about life in a hotel. Thirty seconds and
there you go. He breaks down everything in the seconds
and moments, and it's so wild. All right enough, he even.

Speaker 11 (43:15):
Got into production how we use production and how it
sounds good and a lot of shows don't use this
type of production.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
But we do and it's effective and it was fascinating.
The whole thing was really interesting.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Ay, well, thank you to Francis Curry. We love you,
and uh, let's go ahead and get Francis Curry all
the credit. Yes, Francis Curry for our show.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
And thank you Tony for tagging me in that or
I never would have seen it.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Thanks a little excellent.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I loved it.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Elvis Duran, who want to help piece of Wed? Maybe
you'll calm down a little? And the Morning Show astran
in the Morning Show, all right.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Let's say you're getting ready for work or whatever you're
doing here. You take your shower, you get ready, you
brush your teeth, you do your hair, whatever. How do
you decide what you're wearing?

Speaker 21 (44:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Have you thought about it?

Speaker 6 (44:05):
I mean there is a method we were talking about.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
It's on TikTok. It's called the sandwich method. Have you
heard of this?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
No, you choose your shoes and your shirt or your
top at the same time, and then whatever is in between,
the pants, ry, skirt, whatever, that's like the middle of
the sandwich, the meat of your sandwich. So it's like
your top and your shoes and then whatever's in between.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I don't know I did to that last night, I
must admit.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Well, okay, so what do you do? What kind of
sandwich method did you?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I knew that we don't have any guests, so I
really didn't give you know two you know what's about
what I look like?

Speaker 6 (44:44):
You look great?

Speaker 8 (44:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Well, so I had a I took a black T
shirt because that goes with everything. And I said, oh,
I have this peach looking like a zippy. And then
I have these sneakers that match. I'll take them off.
They have the colors in them. See yeah, and that,
oh that matches my little zippy.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
So that I did that.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Okay, so what do you? Okay, what's in the middle
of your sandwich?

Speaker 13 (45:05):
What are your pants?

Speaker 21 (45:07):
Jeans?

Speaker 6 (45:07):
Jean exactly? Because they they're neutral, they go with everything.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
Everything.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
That's that's that's how you choose to get rid of
what about you scary?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
What made you decide to wear that today?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Well, I do process of elimination. Do we have guests
in the studio.

Speaker 35 (45:22):
If the answer is yes, I go to my button
down section because I have to wear a button down
or at least a polo.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Okay, so if guests are coming in, you need buttons
on your on your your blouse.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
If not, there's no guests, and I don't impress anybody.

Speaker 35 (45:34):
I go to the old ragged T shirt drawer and
I just throw on any old T shirt and then
I match the pants to go with the T shirt.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
And by the way, my sneakers. Again, shoes get no consideration,
so I don't even real what the.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Hell's going on.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
That's all random.

Speaker 13 (45:47):
So you're away.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Hold on your shoes don't match anything.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
You just don't care.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
I feel like the shoes it doesn't count. So you
shoes don't have to match because.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Nobody they have to match.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Of course they do.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
People people by their shirt, right, Yeah, it's really the
first thing people look at sometimes.

Speaker 23 (46:03):
Okay, then I'm in trouble because I just don't want
any old shoes whatever I feel like, Oh, okay, I
have to.

Speaker 35 (46:07):
Stand, I wear sneakers if I if I sit, I
wear my uncomfortable shoes like right now about okay?

Speaker 6 (46:13):
What about what about you, producer Sam? Because you always
look so great, you dress up every day. How do
you choose what you're wearing?

Speaker 9 (46:19):
Usually it starts with one piece, or it starts with
my hair.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
It's one of those two things.

Speaker 11 (46:25):
Yeah, if I'm wearing my hair, like if I want
to wear it slicked back, or if I want to
wear a little buns or I want to wear it big,
and currently that affects the outfit because it changes like
the shape and the look of my face and the vibe.

Speaker 9 (46:35):
So if it could start with the hair, sometimes it
starts with the shoes, but usually it's just one thing.
Today I think I'm wearing the ass of the bread,
Like I just didn't care about.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
The ass of the bread.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Yeah, So what you're saying is you find one thing
that you kind of like and then you build around
it exactly.

Speaker 9 (46:50):
Whatever it is one focus, and then everything else follows.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
And Nate, what made you choose this ensemble? It didn't
smell that's kind of a right.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
You should be.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
I chose it because it didn't smell, right.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
And Froggy, what about you? What makes you choose what
you wear?

Speaker 12 (47:08):
I don't have any idea something I haven't worn recently
because I don't know about you. But you have a
closet full of clothes and I end up wearing the
same I don't know, ten twelve things over and over again.
And so I try to pick something I have it
worn recently, but then I'm like, you know what, I
think I did just wear that.

Speaker 13 (47:22):
Actually I don't know.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Plus I lay in my clothes all the night before
because we get up so early, I don't disturb anybody
in the house.

Speaker 13 (47:28):
Yeah, I put my clothes the night before.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
A lot of people do that, and I've never really
understood that, because if I put something out the night before,
I wake up the next morning not in the mood
for it.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I'm like, nah, the move last night, but not now.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I put out two options, like not only if it's
like a I have to try a little harder option,
and then I don't have to try so much option
depending on how you're feeling in the morning.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Yeah, well okay, so I went in the morning, I
choose the black T shirt I'm going to wear, and
then I build around it.

Speaker 13 (47:59):
How do you choose which black T shirt?

Speaker 10 (48:01):
Because you have so many?

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Well, it's you know what, I I there is a
system I do I have, Like I think I have
close to one hundred black T shirts.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
Simon from an American idol does. Doesn't he have all
the black teachers?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
I think he used to.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
I don't know if he still does, but no, there
are somebody If I know that, if I'm gonna work
out later, I usually work out in the same shirt.
So I'll wear a baggier black T shirt and then
I'll come home. Or if I'm done with my workout,
that goes in the hamper. I don't wear it anymore
unless I'm just in the mood to be a slob
all day.

Speaker 10 (48:29):
And I you know whatever.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Anyway, So think about that as you're getting ready today.
How do you how do you choose?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
We all have our own system.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I just the shoes first.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
The shoes really yeah, I like.

Speaker 11 (48:42):
I like to my shoes will make or break my day.
If I have a nice pair of shoes on that's uncomfortable,
I hate it. It makes me unhappy all day. So
I try to pick out a company pair of sneakers
that I really like and then working outfit around it.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
There you go, see, we all have a system. Yeah,
a couple of textures.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
I put six outfits out each Sunday, says this test
every Sunday, the week is done. Wow, Another one says,
I teach on Sundays, so iron and make five outfits
according to the weather. It's like people who choose what
they're gonna eat for the week and they go to
the store and buy a week's worth of I can't
do that. I'd rather waste time and go to the

(49:19):
store every day because I just don't I don't know.
I can't chops Thursday. I can't think I add that far.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Choose carefully today and make yourself feel good about yourself.
I mean by what you decide to wear.

Speaker 21 (49:32):
Me.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I wore one of my favorite black shirts to make
me feel good today.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
All right, let's get into it. Your phone tap.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Who's doing it today?

Speaker 36 (49:43):
Me?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Oh, Danielle, miss Monsch Colombia.

Speaker 21 (49:48):
No, it's not okay.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
You're so sorry to disappoint you.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
It's just the usual, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Yes, all right, let's see what you got, all right.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
So Bonnie and Scott they have a twelve year old
son whose name is Tyler. Tyler and dad are super close,
and Bonnie is always saying Scott, You're so immature. Gotta
be a little bit more mature. So we're calling to
be funny. We're calling her to mess with her as
a rep from.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
The Sun's school.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Here you Daniel's photo.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
Hello, yeah, hi, this is missus.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
If you don't know, oh huh, hi, I think I'm
going to be sending Tyler home early today.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
He's wearing a shirt that is definitely inappropriate for school.
What do you mean He's wearing a T shirt that
says Free Face Rides.

Speaker 19 (50:33):
Okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 8 (50:35):
Seriously, you don't know what that means. No, I don't
know what that means.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
They like a band a band.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
No, there's no band that I know called Free Face Rides.

Speaker 26 (50:45):
I don't get it.

Speaker 8 (50:47):
I don't understand going for a ride.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I don't know why anybody would send their kid
to school wearing a shirt that says this.

Speaker 29 (50:57):
I mean I didn't send he dresses himself.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
He's twelve.

Speaker 14 (51:01):
I didn't dress him in that shirt today.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
I had no idea what it means.

Speaker 29 (51:04):
Is there like another T.

Speaker 30 (51:05):
Shirt that you can just like, let him borrow for
the rest of the day and let it make.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Him because he has to go home and know that
he's made a mistake coming. I'm not even gonna let
him come back for the rest of the day. He's
got to come back tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
He probably doesn't even know what it means.

Speaker 31 (51:15):
I mean, come on, what it meant.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
He's twelve years old. He knows what it means. He's
not stupid. I'm sending him home.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Okay, all right, Please do not let him.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
Wear shirts like that again. And if I was you,
I would throw it in the garbage.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Oh, clearly I won't.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Because then you'll just send him from school and toil.

Speaker 28 (51:29):
I have an education.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Okay, Really, you should pay more attention to what goes
on in your house because maybe there's other things.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
You're you're really over stepping a line right now. I
know you're you're stepping a line.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
Stepping a line, you know what?

Speaker 29 (51:41):
You need to hang out because it sounds like I'm
going to need to go and talk to the principal.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Don't you worry.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
I'm going to hang up goodbye. Sounds like she needs
a free face ride.

Speaker 28 (51:50):
Excuse me, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 13 (51:52):
What did you just say?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Okay, so I'll take care of Tyler and send him
home and just sent him back in two days now.

Speaker 21 (51:56):
No, no, no, what did you just say?

Speaker 8 (51:59):
I said, cent sending Tyler Holme and no, no, no,
not to me.

Speaker 18 (52:02):
Just now, what did you say it to someone you
thought I didn't hear it?

Speaker 8 (52:04):
Will you please say that? I hope you had a
I hope you have a good day. Thank you.

Speaker 29 (52:11):
Hello, Hey, Bonnie Scott, you need to come meet me
at high school right now? What's I just had a
call from his stupid teacher and she's sending him home
because of a shirt that he's rang but is apparently
inappropriate that.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I had no idea he been owned.

Speaker 21 (52:26):
Wait wait, wait what what was the shirt?

Speaker 13 (52:28):
It said free Space Ride?

Speaker 29 (52:31):
Oh yeah, I got him at Shre got him that shirt.

Speaker 21 (52:34):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
Did you know what it meant?

Speaker 7 (52:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (52:37):
I knew it meant for twelve year olds?

Speaker 14 (52:39):
Don't that's for God?

Speaker 8 (52:42):
With you see him leave with that today?

Speaker 29 (52:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (52:46):
I leave?

Speaker 8 (52:47):
Look him a shirt cut like that?

Speaker 13 (52:48):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 30 (52:51):
Are you gonna go up?

Speaker 37 (52:53):
It's not funny?

Speaker 21 (52:55):
Do you hear anything? It's can be is from record
Beddy Warri Free Face Ride Shoots.

Speaker 38 (53:00):
I don't know what that's gonna go in his record.

Speaker 29 (53:04):
It's gonna leave, Alarious, get your ass in your car
and meet me at the school.

Speaker 13 (53:08):
You really need to down tell me what to do.

Speaker 29 (53:11):
Meet me at the school.

Speaker 36 (53:12):
Got it?

Speaker 21 (53:13):
You need to pick me up.

Speaker 8 (53:14):
No, I can't pick you up a.

Speaker 21 (53:16):
Couple of beers.

Speaker 30 (53:17):
I'm that good to what It's not even noon yet?

Speaker 7 (53:20):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 13 (53:24):
Bunny?

Speaker 8 (53:26):
This is Daniel Vanaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
And Scott just pumped, Oh my god, I'm sorry, baby,
I am.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Don't worry.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
If you're not now, you will be soon.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Elvis Duran Phone Time.

Speaker 26 (53:43):
This phone table was pre recorded in permission granted by authors.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
See Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Elista ran in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Show, I want us to get very juvenile.

Speaker 9 (54:05):
Yes, I volunteers tribute.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
So our friend Jeff is going on vacation, and I said,
where you go Yellowstone Tetons.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Okay, why are you laughing?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
So Brodie says, you know, hey, when I hear the
word tits, it.

Speaker 9 (54:21):
Makes me laugh, especially when you throw the grand in
front of it.

Speaker 21 (54:24):
The too.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Well, okay, it's it's mountains, it's a mountain range. Why
when you hear the word tetons, do you start giggling
like a little girl. It makes me think of boobies,
which makes me think of Danielle, because when Danielle hears
any word that sounds almost not even.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Close to, but sort of close to sexual, she starts laughing.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
Friend, like, what I am a pianist.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
A pianist is a person who plays the piano. I know,
but it's funny.

Speaker 7 (55:01):
Why is the.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Why the word pianist funny to you?

Speaker 8 (55:06):
It sounds like penis? Right, Venuses are funny.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
So the other day I said, oh god, it's a
little warming here. Why don't you lower the temperature on
the AC? And it's scary, says it's already on sixty nine,
And then I'm gonna start laughter.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
That's your favorite number, sixty.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Nine, sixty nine right now?

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Yes, well I know, but it's it's that that's the temperature.

Speaker 13 (55:25):
It's a number.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Every time I see a thermistead, I always put it
to sixty nine.

Speaker 9 (55:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
So here's my point is this.

Speaker 23 (55:34):
We are we are imbeciles, were children, We're children good?

Speaker 21 (55:40):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
So there are many words you hear that make you go,
what do you want for dinner?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Mom, I'll have the eggplant.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
I don't want my mom eating eggplant at the same
table I'm sitting at. It's not funny. It's an eggplant.

Speaker 12 (55:56):
There's a restaurant chain here in Jacksonville called Dix Okay
and Wings exactly, and every day I'm like, yo, you
guys want to eat dick every day.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
I can't get enough of it every night.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
What kind of fruit is that? That's our common quat. Okay,
that's my point. You know, you hear words and there,
I bet there are a billion beyond what we just
gave you as an example. There are words that make
you laugh, or phrases or names of stores, and you're like, oh,
I can't stop, I gotta laugh. Hello, Jennifer, Hi, how

(56:30):
are you well? Okay, we're a bunch of little kids,
like so, we were saying that, you know, our friend
Jeff is visiting the Grand Tetons and when people hear
Titons they think of boobies and laugh, and I'm like,
what are you four years old?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
So you hear words that make you laugh, what do
you hear that makes you go?

Speaker 34 (56:47):
Okay? So I work for a paper mill. We make paper.
We have giant paper machines, and I work in a
male dominated industry, right, so I'll sit in meetings and
they'll talk about issues with the paper machines, in particular
the cooch pit.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
And what's okay, what exactly is a cooch pit?

Speaker 34 (57:05):
Well, the cooch pit would be at the bottom of
the machine and it basically catches stuff that falls through
the wires on the paper machine when they're making paper.

Speaker 21 (57:15):
The cooch pit.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
All right, okay, so if you're in the paper mill business,
you know what a cooch pit is. And you shouldn't laugh,
but you laugh anyway, don't you.

Speaker 34 (57:23):
Jennifer, I laugh inside every time.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Oh, thank you very much for listening to us. Have
a beautiful day.

Speaker 34 (57:30):
Thank you too.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Guys, do you want to go to the new bottle
they build down the street?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
The cooch pit?

Speaker 6 (57:36):
I like mine without pits, pitless pitless cooch line?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
What line twenty two?

Speaker 6 (57:42):
Let's see what's going on here? Oh hello, Cara, Hi,
welcome to the show, and yes we are high. Uh
hello lady, what what innocent word do you hear that
makes you giggle? Dick, I'm sorry, so you're talking about
this the store Dicks Sporting Goods because every.

Speaker 19 (58:03):
Time we drive by it in our town.

Speaker 31 (58:05):
It's right next to Bjays. It's a constant running joke.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
My favorite when you see a sign for a department
store or a shopping stent is his Dicks and then
below that Staples. Oh god, all right, Karen, thanks for
listening to us. We'll go talk to Lauren.

Speaker 19 (58:26):
Hi, Lauren, Hi, Alviuss, how are you today?

Speaker 6 (58:29):
We're acting like a bunch of juvenile delinquents.

Speaker 17 (58:32):
You just made my morning, my whole morning on the
way to work.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
It's the worst. The other day I was watching in
a garden, you know, the Barefoot Contessa, which is a
funny line too, and she was they take the backbone
out of the chicken and flatten it out on the grill,
and they called it spatchcock.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You know, it's really at the end of the day,
it's a chicken anyway. So what do you hear, Lauren?

Speaker 6 (58:53):
That makes you just kind of giggle like a little
little girl.

Speaker 38 (58:57):
The parking and rear signs, I think that's absolutely.

Speaker 39 (59:04):
Hysterical, especially at the adult shops. But there's one place
in my town that the sign actually says ninety nine
cent parking in rear.

Speaker 21 (59:12):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
Wow, there's a barget bargain in your town. All right, Lauren,
thank you very much. Parking your rear got to be honest.
It makes me laugh too.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
There's a sign in my town that says no dumping,
and so my son always stands next to me cracking up.

Speaker 8 (59:25):
He's like, take a bit every next.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
To the sign.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
He got that from you, by the.

Speaker 18 (59:28):
Way, he's hello, Eric, Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
How's everything in Chicago today?

Speaker 21 (59:35):
Oh?

Speaker 36 (59:36):
It's hot out man.

Speaker 21 (59:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (59:37):
I just want to say I listen to you guys
every morning instead of the radio.

Speaker 37 (59:41):
Station stations in Chicago. You guys are are hilarious and fantastic.

Speaker 21 (59:47):
Oh man, gotten through so much.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
That's the nicest thing. And coming from one of my
favorite cities. I love Chicago anyway. So what do you
have in Chicago that makes you laugh like a little
idiot every time.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
You see it?

Speaker 21 (59:57):
Okay?

Speaker 36 (59:58):
So we have a restaurant chain out here.

Speaker 39 (01:00:00):
It's a beef sandwich place and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Called Bona Yes, and.

Speaker 20 (01:00:05):
And uh there's there's billboards all over the expressway out here, and.

Speaker 14 (01:00:09):
It's it says how big is your bono?

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
I hope you don't answer it out loud.

Speaker 20 (01:00:17):
I mean I giggle like a little girl.

Speaker 13 (01:00:20):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Next time in Chicago, I'm gonna eat your I'm gonna
all right, Eric, thank you so much for listening. Get
your friends and listen to We appreciate it very much.
Love you guys, all right, love you too. Really another
reason to go Chicago. Eat some bona. Hello Martha, Bye Martha.

(01:00:42):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
You're in a good space today? Are you happy?

Speaker 22 (01:00:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
I am very good. All right.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
So you're an adult, but you still giggle like a
kid when what happens.

Speaker 31 (01:00:53):
So I work with a guy named Dick, and so
when he gets visitors that come in, I say, sure,
hang on, I'll go grab Dick for you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Was trying to get Yeah, I was.

Speaker 31 (01:01:10):
Or if I'm looking or if I'm looking around for him,
I'll tell the other guys, hey, I'm looking for Dick.
Like a running joke, Martha looking for Dick again.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
What does that say about you? But Martha, I mean
if your name is Dick, I mean you're kind of
you're kind of cursed. And if you're a Dick and
listening right now, our apologies to you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:32):
Is he a big die?

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Danielle?

Speaker 21 (01:01:35):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Thank you, Martha.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
You got to hand it to Dick.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
You know, hi Adam.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
So Adam worked at a cream cheese plant. So where
can this go.

Speaker 36 (01:01:49):
Well, we have a homogenizer and it helps separate the
cream cheese and stuff.

Speaker 14 (01:01:54):
But when it breaks, the call for maintenance on the
radio say, we need.

Speaker 19 (01:01:57):
To fix the homo because the homo just blew.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
We have to fix our.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
Home all the time, Dan, Yeah, I like it. We
got a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
You know, we're gonna lose money.

Speaker 13 (01:02:09):
The homo just just blue.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Hi Adam, thank you, thank you for separating that cheese.
Have a good day, man, Thanks for listening to it. Yeah,
it's scary.

Speaker 23 (01:02:18):
Whenever I walk past the freshly mopped floor and I
see that yellow sign slippery when wet, I start laughing.

Speaker 13 (01:02:23):
Yes course, I all right.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
We could you know, we can actually with all the
texts we've received today off this, we could go on
for fifteen months.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
I'm sure I want to hear something slightly more unhinged
than the morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
I'll kill you Elvis after party.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
A podcast we record daily when the morning show is finished.
Listen on iHeart radio, app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
That's the after party, mister Ran.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
In the morning show. Elvis d Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Direct this right at straight night.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
Hi, my friend, how are you hello, Elvis Grim. Do
you consider yourself a modern man?

Speaker 21 (01:03:05):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
Hmmm, yes I do.

Speaker 15 (01:03:10):
I mean I don't know the definition according to you,
but I'm sensitive. I can cry.

Speaker 10 (01:03:15):
Is that party?

Speaker 13 (01:03:16):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Hold on, I have a whole list of stuff here.
By the way, the things on this list that are
traits of a modern man. If you show this list
to a guy fifty years ago, he would have laughed
in your face. He would have put his cigarette out
on your forehead of you. You know what I'm saying.
A new poll asked people to name the top traits

(01:03:36):
of a modern man who's truly comfortable with the current
era that we're in. Number one, You do your fair
share of the cleaning, correct, Yeah I do. That's an
easy one. You talk openly about.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Your feelings.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
More and more so.

Speaker 10 (01:03:53):
Yeah, I think I do.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
There's a problem, Mary, I can tell. Okay, here's one
which is a no brainer. But you know what, to
some guys, this is a thing if your boss or
manager was a woman, you'd be totally fine with it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:09):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Absolutely, you're okay discussing your mental health. Yeah, okay, you're
a good listener.

Speaker 10 (01:04:18):
Oh, very I'm one of the best listeners ever.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Oh really, Oh wow, Okay, you're great with kids.

Speaker 21 (01:04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:04:26):
I'm not around kids that often, but I feel like, yeah,
kids like me. So you don't know, you're openly, openly affectionate. Yes, yeah,
you'd be fine being a stay at home dad.

Speaker 36 (01:04:41):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Probably.

Speaker 21 (01:04:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:04:44):
I mean I don't want kids, but if it happened.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
Then that's a no.

Speaker 22 (01:04:49):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
You know, so you can't really you can't answer that
question be a father, to be a stay at home down. Yeah,
modern man, straight nate, you don't always feel the need
to put on a brave face. It's okay to say
I'm a little frightened about this.

Speaker 13 (01:05:03):
Yes, I've said that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
Yeah, all right, you stand up against racism and prejudice.
I try, Yeah trying. Okay, So there you go. What
about the environment? Is it okay to admit how you
feel about the environment.

Speaker 21 (01:05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:05:21):
I think everybody needs to be aware of what's going
on in the world with climate change, and people don't
realize that, right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
So they're saying here that as a modern man, you
should not be afraid to discuss these topics. And I
don't think anyone on this show has any problem with
anything on this list.

Speaker 10 (01:05:36):
No, Roggy's fine with that, Scary's fine with that. You're
I know, you're fine with everything on that list.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
I don't know. I bet I've got I bet Scary's
questioning some of these things.

Speaker 21 (01:05:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:05:46):
I mean, I feel like a lot of you check
a lot of the boxes off from me. But then
there were a few that I'm like, Okay, maybe I'm
not a modern man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Are you okay discussing your mental health?

Speaker 21 (01:05:57):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (01:06:00):
Good. Do you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Think it's fine being a stay at home dad for you?

Speaker 18 (01:06:07):
For me?

Speaker 21 (01:06:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
But I feel it's okay for guys in general. I
agree with the concept, but for you for me?

Speaker 21 (01:06:14):
All right? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
So okay, so let's talk to Gandhi and Danielle. What
do you think modern man?

Speaker 9 (01:06:21):
Do I think I am one?

Speaker 15 (01:06:22):
Or what do I think.

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
You are the modern man?

Speaker 13 (01:06:30):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
I guess we're talking about a threshold of sensitivity and
showing vulnerability. You know, they say, according to this list
of the people who put the survey together, that men
fifteen twenty years ago and more the things on this list,

(01:06:53):
they would never even consider showing their feelings. They would
never consider being okay with having a woman manager. I
don't know, things have changed so much. I just wanted
to kind of revisit and bring these things to the service.
What Gandhi, So what do you think?

Speaker 11 (01:07:06):
I think all of those are awesome, and I think
that they're important and very good qualities to have. I
think that a lot more men are not as comfortable
with the stay at home dad thing as try to
say that they are, because I think the majority of
my girlfriends at this point are the bread winners in
the family and are the ones making a lot of money,
and it makes their husbands or boyfriends uncomfortable and they've
had the discussion, I'm not.

Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
Going to be a stay at home dad.

Speaker 11 (01:07:29):
So I think that it's a good thing, but I
think a lot of guys are not okay with it,
even if they say in that survey that they are.

Speaker 9 (01:07:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
I believe that God, to be honest, I would love
to be a stay at home something. I have no problem.
I keep saying, Alex, go ahead, I want you to
support us. I'm gonna quit my job and just gonna.
I'm just like you know, I'll make dinner, I'll make
sure the house is cool, and you know, take care
of the dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
And I want to be a stay at home dead.
I have no problem to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Yeah, of course, you know, fifteen years ago it was
a different thing. I enjoyed. I enjoyed, you know, not
being a stay at home dad. I would love home.
I would love to be a stay at home dad.
But with no kids, okay, there way at home, I
don't I wouldn't mind being the homemaker, the guy who

(01:08:21):
stays at home and just keeps the house running.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
I have no problem doing that, none at all.

Speaker 21 (01:08:27):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I think that my husband, if he if push came
to shove, he would definitely do it. But I think
that he loves the hustle and bustle of the work
of being out there and bringing home the bacon and
providing for the family and you know what I mean, Like,
I think that that's important to him. So I think
that he loves doing that and he loves what he does,
so I think he would rather do that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 21 (01:08:50):
So I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
If you come from an old school family where the
dad provides and the wife, you know, raises the kids.
And there's nothing wrong with that. If that's what that's
that's the journey you choose to be on. But there
are a lot of a lot of people would just
I don't want to do that, Guys, like I got
to get out of the house. I can't stay home
all day with kids. I would, I would. I would

(01:09:16):
have no problem, no problem staying at home and not
making a living, no income, not because.

Speaker 9 (01:09:25):
Would amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
But but you know what's funny, going through what we
have been going through, staying home and not having to
do you realize that if you did do that, how
many things you could go without, Like how many things
you wouldn't have to buy or you wouldn't have to wear,
you wouldn't have to use. I I've been sitting there going, well,
if I didn't do this, I wouldn't need that, like totally,
you would save money.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
So you know my good thing, Elvis, No, I you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Know I can eat zucchini every day. I'm growing it,
becoming self sufficient with zucchini. We have all the zucchini
and basel one needs. I don't know. Autumn Online twenty four,
let's see what her situation is Hello, Autumn, Welcome to
the show. How are you feeling today?

Speaker 19 (01:10:06):
I'm feeling great.

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
We're doing very well. I'm becoming very comfortable becoming a
stay at home dad with no kids. Anyway, So talk
about your talk about your situation, Autumn.

Speaker 17 (01:10:19):
So, I actually bring home place as much money as
my husband does, and his friends like to give him
crap for it, saying I bring home the bacon, and
he likes to brag and say I bring home the
whole pig.

Speaker 21 (01:10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
So he loves it. He's into it, he's proud of you,
and he has no problem with it. Good.

Speaker 33 (01:10:37):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
I love hearing that because I think it's so silly
to be living in this world where well, I'm expected
to do this, so therefore I must do that. Well,
who cares what other people think? You know what I'm saying.
How do you feel about it?

Speaker 21 (01:10:50):
Though?

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
I mean, did you ever think he'd be a there'd
be an issue with your husband with you?

Speaker 18 (01:10:54):
No, not at all?

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Making more money. Yeah, you just know he's a cool guy.
He's okay with it.

Speaker 21 (01:10:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:11:00):
When he married me and I'm older than him, I
thought he would be okay with it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Yeah, all right, so it's a cool situation.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
I bet there are a lot of people out there listening, going, God,
I wish my situation was like that. But you keep
living your great life, Autumn. You sound awesome. You sound
like you've got a lot of positivity going, and it's
great to know that you're listening to us. Thank you
so much. Oh it's the weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus. Go what off?

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
It's a black eyed peaple.

Speaker 9 (01:11:24):
Hey this is Selina Gomez with Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
What now, Miss Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Hey, Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yes, what's the name of that chocolate Christmas town you
went to?

Speaker 11 (01:11:42):
Oh, Franken Mooth Frank if you have Yeah, it's a
little German town here in Michigan.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (01:11:48):
And it's really popping at Christmas time. They have all
kinds of chocolate. You can watch fudge being made. They
have the world's biggest Christmas ornament store, Bronners.

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
If you haven't heard of it.

Speaker 11 (01:11:56):
Yeah, it's just this little, you know, kitchy little area,
and I always thought I go there.

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
We were talking about tourist traps and you're saying that
you enjoy even though it's not Christmas time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
You enjoy going to chocolate mooth. What's it called?

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
I don't know, Frank and frank and mouth, Yes, yes
I did.

Speaker 21 (01:12:12):
And so.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Have you ever been a Stonehenge?

Speaker 36 (01:12:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Stonehenges? You know you see a picture of Stonehenge, you
immediately you know that stone edge.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
It's one of those popular photos of any site in
the world. M this is the most boring thing you've
ever done. It's just a munch of rocks in a field.
Of course, you know there is a how did they
get there? Why are they lined up that way? I
get that, and I understand that. But you you get old,
here comes the dogs. Stone Hinge, don't go another one.

(01:12:43):
I'll tell you right now. I grew up going there
to Loom, to Loom, Mexico, don't go. Okay, there are granted,
there are some nice resorts near to Loom these days. Uh,
but to Loom itself. You know, if you read about it,
that's so, that's all.

Speaker 21 (01:12:58):
You need to know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
I mean, it's it's it's mountains of old rocks right there.
Used to be very important Mayan things. I don't know
what are they?

Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
They were little pyramids too, aren't they.

Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
But you get there, you're like, God, is there a
bar close by?

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
I'm totally with you.

Speaker 11 (01:13:18):
In general, I feel like so many places where you
go in they're like, these are the ruins.

Speaker 13 (01:13:21):
Of blah blah.

Speaker 11 (01:13:22):
It's just a pile of rocks, and then they fill
in the blanks the way they want to and you're
just standing there like, oh, really, nine million years ago
this was poppin' cool.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Okay, Okay, this is I gotta be careful with this one.
Have you ever been to the Vatican? Yes, yeah, okay,
did you enjoy? If you want to go see the
Sistine Chapel, you have to go through the entire things
to get there, and it's interesting, it's beautiful, it's interesting,
it's it's culturally significant, religious, religious significance, everything. But once

(01:13:54):
you get to the Sistine Chapel, it's a million people
getting yelled at.

Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
Yes, I got smacked in the Sistine Chapel. I got
smacked and I deserved it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
They sell why they smack you in the Sistine Chapel?

Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
So you know, they say don't take any photos, No
photos allowed, because they want you to buy all the
pictures for a million dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
But I had a camera in my purse. My phone
was just kind of turned up at the ceiling. I
clicked it. Man, they saw me do it, and I
got smacked in the hand, like.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
Fault, and they're like, shut up, stop stop talking. And
so the guards at the Sistine Chapel, you're trying to
look up at the beautiful, beautiful artwork on the ceiling,
they're yelling at you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
I mean they yell at you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
It's the negative experience I've ever had anywhere stream.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
They screamed, shut up the whole time.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
They scream shut up. They shush you, but they screamed.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
They made him.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
They make you scared.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
They scare you at the at the Vatican, like why
are you yelling at me?

Speaker 21 (01:14:50):
Go away?

Speaker 30 (01:14:51):
So true.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
And then you know, then we went to see uh,
David right, the statue of David not not you know,
a whole different day place.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
And so someone whipped out their camera to take a
picture of David's a little tiny wiener, it's not big.

Speaker 6 (01:15:08):
And then they started, you know, they grabbed this guy's
camera and they took it and they they it looked
like they were robbing him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Let me, you cannot take it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
You may not take a photograph of David's penis well,
will it likes Wiener?

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
There's no photos, no photos anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
So there are these tourist traps around the world that
you you can just visit them online and you get
everything you need right there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
What Froggy.

Speaker 12 (01:15:33):
The Road to Hannah in Hawaii, Yes, is only fun
for about the first hour, and it's a three hour ride,
and then you have to go back three hours down
the same road that you took there. It's beautiful, yeah,
but an hour in you're like, Okay, I've seen it.
I'm ready to go back to where we started.

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
As Brody told you his Road to Hanna story, Brody,
I mean you almost got thrown in jail, right, So.

Speaker 36 (01:15:56):
I actually did get thrown in jail. I had to
take mug shots and everything.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
He was arrested. The road, the road to Hannah, it's
it's it's a waste of time. It's beautiful, but it's
a waste.

Speaker 36 (01:16:06):
Go ahead, it's a waste. I crashed into one of
these stone bridges. There's like a hundred bridges, and because
I had state property, they had to check the big
bridge for damage. But of course I didn't know which
one it was. As one hundred of them. So they
put me in a jail cell till the state police
checked every single bridge on a three hour road.

Speaker 6 (01:16:24):
Oh at least you didn't back up into one of
the stone hinge stones.

Speaker 13 (01:16:30):
Ye knock it over.

Speaker 21 (01:16:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
So the road to Hannah, you know, it's a beautiful,
beautiful road, but you just get a little bit of
it is all you need. You stop and look at
a waterfall, then you go back to the Hilton. You
know what I'm saying, enough enough, you're fine, All right, Brody,
Please hold a jos On one too. Joe, tell us
where we should not be wasting our time. Another tourist trap.

Speaker 40 (01:16:51):
Oh so I was in the same thing in London.
There's a thing called the Prime Meridian. Yeah, and so
it's you know, east and west, and so I was
like we actually did Stoneheads.

Speaker 21 (01:17:04):
I loved it.

Speaker 40 (01:17:04):
But the primary I was like begging my friends, like
we have to go. We're only in London, you know
how many times are our lives, And so we we
like take the the train to get there, and it's
like this giant field you have to like walk this
long route get there. It's not clearly marked. We're like
looking all over the place. We're like, where this should

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be here? You know, I'm using my GPS, and we
find this small, little like mark in the ground and
it shows like north, northwest, east south and all that,
and we're like, is this it? And we look at
it and and just think, I still don't notice this
day if we got there, but just in case, we
all took a picture with a foot.

Speaker 27 (01:17:41):
On it, and that was it.

Speaker 15 (01:17:43):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
It's like you took a train, you walked through a field,
you found this little thing, and that's it.

Speaker 21 (01:17:50):
I'm ready.

Speaker 40 (01:17:51):
It was very scenic, to be honest with you. But
at the same time too, it's like, oh, all right,
well I guess I guess we'll go back.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Because now when people are to go to England, they'll go,
oh no, Joe said, don't go to the primary.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Hi, Joe, thank you very much.

Speaker 40 (01:18:06):
Go ahead, you guys want to say I love you guys.
It's the first time I actually got in Joe love energy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Joe, we love you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
Thanks for listening to us. Thanks very much, all right,
thank you, Stephanie. One four Do you agree with me
about the about the Vatican? I mean, I loved being
at the Vatican. It was beautiful. I understand the significance
and everything, but did you feel like they were yelling
at you to the point where you wanted to cry?

Speaker 18 (01:18:31):
And we spent maybe two to three hours there, walking
through every crowded hallway. Once we finally got to the
fifteen chapel, they told us we had two minutes to
get out. Oh, and this is after hours of me
complaining to my husband that we shouldn't have done this,
and he's telling me to give a time to the patient.
I'm going to be blown away. And then we had

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two minutes to get out. So the looks he got
after they said that we're pretty significant exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
It's like they they hurry you up, and they tell
you to shut up, shut up, and get out, and
thanks for visiting the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 18 (01:19:06):
Oh my god, past the day before and it was beautiful,
and I wish you would just say it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Yeah, I know, I tell you, they tell you shut up,
get out, and oh, don't forget to visit the shop
on your way out for collect.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Yeah, there you go, thanks for listening. I agree with you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
Positano and Ravello are my two favorite cities, towns and
the entire planet on the entire planet Earth on the
Mafi coast.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
But thank you, Stephanie. Appreciate it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
There are some places that are totally worth it. Like
when we took the Norwegian cruise to Alaska and we
went through the Inner Passage. That was one of the
most incredible things I've ever experienced in my entire life.
Like I started crying, it was so emotional. It was beautiful.

Speaker 21 (01:19:49):
Oh, I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
See how I want to go?

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
You know, you gotta love it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
You love it, Gandhia. You've been to India to visit
family and friends and mahll, what's mahal about?

Speaker 11 (01:19:59):
The hall is insanely gorgeous. It's so so pretty, But
right behind it is the Holy River. The Ganges runs
up right behind it. Right gross, it's so icky, I understand, Like,
you know, people want to throw ashes in there and
bathe in there and do all kinds of stuff, but
it is just not a great looking river, and they
really hype it up like it's beautiful, and it's just
not good.

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
Right behind there, but the top hall is gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Well, have you been to the pyramids in Egypt?

Speaker 11 (01:20:24):
The Pyramids were, like Danielle said, there's some stuff that
you're just not prepared for because it's so cool. The
pyramids were the coolest thing I've ever seen with my
own eyes. I couldn't believe how big they were and
how they're right off the side of the road. It's
kind of like Niagara Falls. You know, you're driving and
see it like ooh, hello, giant pyramids. It was amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
Wow, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 13 (01:20:43):
Scary.

Speaker 23 (01:20:44):
I can't believe how many people texted in and said
that the seeing the Mona.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Lisa was like a scam or it was yeah, pointing,
but nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
You know what though, it is.

Speaker 41 (01:20:54):
You have to go in with the expectation knowing it's
like the size of a postage staff.

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
It's a tiny painting. So if you know that going in,
it's still beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
It's still the original.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
I mean, I guess if you're an art enthusiast, you
know that's you know. But if I would just look
at it online, okay, yeah, blow it up, make it bigger.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
The Louver itself is a beautiful building. It's a beautiful
museum to visit. In my opinion, the one A Lisa was.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
The least of my favorite things there. Yeah really yeah,
it's like, Okay, there's the one a Lisa Great, don't.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
Take a picture, I don't want to. Don't worry.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Can we just go down the street and find someplace
to drink of some nice French wine.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Good morning, by the way, thanks for being on with us.

Speaker 21 (01:21:35):
At Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
There's a reason they go the extra mile, from testing
AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences on the road.
They demand every car is worthy of their star because
it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis d
Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
You know, if you're from Austin, tech Is Orre you
visit at Austin, Texas, you know there's a hometown thing
they do there. Every night as the sun goes down,
you watch the bats fly out from.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Under the bridge.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
I mean the bats.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
There's billions of them. It's the thing everyone in town
likes to go do.

Speaker 6 (01:22:12):
Scary was in Charlotte and what Charlotte has like this
small town thing it does right, Yeah, every night, every night.

Speaker 21 (01:22:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:22:19):
Three miles from the South Carolina State line in Waxhau,
everyone gathers around the pedestrian bridge to stand on top
of it and wait for the long ass cargo train
to go by, the fifteen minute cargo train. So you
stand over it with your ice cream Sunday from the
old ice cream shop and.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
You're just watching it and watch the train go by.

Speaker 23 (01:22:42):
Two times a day, the trains go by, and people
have been doing this for years. It's Waxaw tradition. There
you go, And you were talking about another one, Gandhi.
When people are like tubing down a river, everyone shows up.

Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
So when I lived in Ohio, there was a place
it's a water park and they have a lazy river there,
and all of the homish people would come and just
stand on the bridge and watch everybody float through the
lazy river and we just wave at them.

Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
Yeah, they watched us.

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
In Nate where you're from, in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 15 (01:23:10):
Yeah, Yeah, we would go to Alleghany State Park just
over the border there in Salamaica, New York, and we
would go at night to the dumpsters and watch the
bears and raccoons eat trash.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
Oh my god, sounds so romantic.

Speaker 13 (01:23:23):
Yeah, are you so cool?

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
Texas, Now Texas at fifty five one hundred. What weird
thing does your town do? And you don't know about
it unless you roll through your town or you're born
and raised there. I would love to show up at
the dumpsters and watch the raccoons and bears eating garbage
every night.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Let's go talk to line twenty four.

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
Lenzy Lindsay, Hey y'all, Hey, y'all, So where are you from?

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Lindsay?

Speaker 13 (01:23:45):
What town?

Speaker 32 (01:23:46):
I'm from? West I'm in a small town in West Virginia.
I don't know if I want to call it out,
even though.

Speaker 19 (01:23:51):
I got a lot of up.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
Okay, all right, all right, that's okay. So tell everyone
what you guys do in your town that makes it unique.

Speaker 34 (01:24:00):
Okay, this is a beautiful years long Appalachian tradition.

Speaker 32 (01:24:05):
Are you guys ready? We called it the pipe, so
I know this could go a lot of different ways.

Speaker 19 (01:24:10):
Don't be nervous.

Speaker 32 (01:24:11):
At our ho aage camp out back, there was a
cover missing from like a sewage pipe, and then the
pipe had a big hole in it. So we would
all stand around every year at camp and then someone
would go inside the cabin, you know, and do their
business and then come running out, and we would all
they would be all excited and we'd all stand around
and wait, and like first and bullet paper, it would come,

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so we knew it was coming. And then and then
the turtacles would come.

Speaker 30 (01:24:35):
And it was just a good time, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
That sounds like a party tradition in your town.

Speaker 13 (01:24:41):
So this is our four h camp.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
Let's keep that in mind. So it's not something the
whole public can come watch. So you would have someone
do their business in the cabin, flush and then run
down and you'd watch whatever they produced float by in
the broken pode.

Speaker 32 (01:24:56):
So much fun, I mean, and it's so beautiful here.
You just really make the best so what you can.
That's what everybody does, right.

Speaker 9 (01:25:02):
Of course.

Speaker 13 (01:25:04):
I love all of you guys so much.

Speaker 31 (01:25:07):
Only the world is such a better place.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
And now we must say the same to you and
your friends camp. I love how you call them.

Speaker 18 (01:25:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
Nate.

Speaker 32 (01:25:18):
Nate was super kind, not creepy, and he was helpful.
He coached me that I could say also maybe crap,
but not you know the brown words. I love you
so much. I've been practicing yoga for over twenty years.
I've been teaching for over ten and thank thank you
and your country and your people. My God is such
a beautiful thing. Yoga meditation to save us all?

Speaker 20 (01:25:41):
Really?

Speaker 32 (01:25:41):
Yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:25:42):
So what are you doing?

Speaker 21 (01:25:43):
You all?

Speaker 36 (01:25:44):
I lot?

Speaker 6 (01:25:44):
If you could combine the two watch the turtacles float
by in the pipe while doing uh yoga?

Speaker 32 (01:25:50):
Thank you really embrace my Appalachian life.

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
Ye you should. That sounds like a lot of fun
in your town. Okay, thank you very much. It's a
pleasure meeting you, Elizabeth. In line twenty three, let's see
what they did their town for fun. Hi, Elizabeth, Hi,
good morning, welcome to the show. All right, So this
is something that's very unique to your town. And is
it a yearly thing, a nightly thing?

Speaker 21 (01:26:11):
What is it?

Speaker 19 (01:26:13):
It's just something that I used to do, I guess
when I was a kid and some other kids. We
can't really do it anymore, so we used to when
we were younger. Go into the old psychiatric building. So
there's a Pilgrim State and there's also King's Park Psychiatric Center,
which are abandoned buildings. So they're all yes, they were abandoned.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
With patients still all the way, Elizabeth. These are old, creepy,
abandoned hospitals basically, right.

Speaker 19 (01:26:42):
Yes, exactly exactly, and some of them have like underground
tunnels on the campus and a lot of this stuff.
Actually since that time, probably because we were such bad
kids have been like demolished, and you know, there's more
patrols and things of that nature now, so you can't
probably get away with it anymore. But there's still those
abandoned buildings there.

Speaker 21 (01:26:59):
Wow.

Speaker 29 (01:27:00):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
And I love that the whole town kind of shows
up where at least the kids would show up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
And break in.

Speaker 19 (01:27:05):
Yeah, we would go like like twenty deep probably to wow,
do different buildings and just go different places and scare
crap out.

Speaker 21 (01:27:13):
Of each other.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Haunted house at Halloween, that's yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
I love that everyone in town knew about it. If you,
if you weren't from your town, you didn't know about it.
All right, Lizabeth, thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 19 (01:27:23):
Thank you. Have a great one you too.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
Now let's go to Jordan on line twenty four. Jordan
from Pennsylvania. You know I've heard of this, Jordan. Hi, Jordan,
I think I've heard of this tradition. Tell everyone what
you what you do at school, and you're in your town, so.

Speaker 32 (01:27:37):
Our senior boys drive their tractors to school on one of.

Speaker 19 (01:27:43):
The last days of school.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
It's drive your tractor to school days.

Speaker 21 (01:27:47):
Awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
That's awesome. It's just like a whole parking lot filled
with green and yellow. It's all John Deere just hanging out.

Speaker 19 (01:27:56):
Do people in the.

Speaker 11 (01:27:57):
Town get ticked because it slows down all the traffic
or are just kind of like, oh, this is a
fun thing.

Speaker 10 (01:28:01):
Let it go.

Speaker 19 (01:28:03):
They're kind of used to it. To it here.

Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
Wow, you should do that in Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Frog drive your golf cart.

Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
To school day.

Speaker 21 (01:28:10):
Would love that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
You should.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
All right, Thank you, Jordan, Thanks for listening to us too.

Speaker 19 (01:28:16):
Thanks to have a good day you too.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Yeah, the text are coming in left and right.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
Uh, gosh, we had We have a crab race every
summer in our town. Here's when a brewery in our
town holds the Pottstown Annual Goat Races. Everyone gets drunk,
bloated on German beer and brats, and we watch goats
race each.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Other every year.

Speaker 9 (01:28:35):
The love their animal races.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
This is a fabulous thing.

Speaker 36 (01:28:38):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
Right there on the Mississippi River between the tiny towns
of Port Byron, Illinois and Le Clair, Iowa, they have
a tug of war and they say Iowa usually wins,
and they say that the other team usually ends up
in the river every year.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Did you guys see a few of these that you liked?

Speaker 31 (01:28:55):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:28:55):
I love the salamander Migration Day in East Brunswick, New Jersey.
I would totally watch.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
That, right, people say, here in the state of Illinois,
we get together and watch the Texas go up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Hug Cat Day in the Bronx. You know, get together
and steal hug.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
It was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
What about you frog?

Speaker 12 (01:29:18):
Eric co three too two says then their town, they
all get together in the fall and due to a
pumpkin chunkin contest. Everybody who can throw a punk in
the furthest oh.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
I always wanted to do that. That's that and the
turn in Iowa they do the chips.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
I always wanted to do that too.

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
The punkin Chunkin's right, it's north of us, it's not
far so. What did you guys used to do with
the boat ramps straight and eight? This was a big thing.

Speaker 15 (01:29:42):
People would just sit there and they'd have chairs and
they just watch people put their boats into the That's
entertainment at the boat launch because inevitably, like one out
of ten people can't do it right, or they backed
their car into far and they flood their car.

Speaker 12 (01:29:56):
It's it's it's they forget to put the brake on
in their back in in or when or the guy
that's on the boat. Now, the best part is when
the guy that's on the boats like just a little more,
He ReBs it a little more to get it a
further on the trailer and it ends up in the
back of the car.

Speaker 13 (01:30:09):
The boat is over the trailer on the car. You're like, okay,
we're good.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
Let's go tell you what when I when I was
much younger, and we had a boat, and we'd have
a boat, you know, we'd have a hitch to the
back of the car the trailer. You have to know
what you're doing to back those things down those ramps
because if you turn right, that means it goes left,
or I don't know, it's it's backwards.

Speaker 12 (01:30:27):
But I've seen many marriages fail on a boat ramp
or the where the husband is trying to back the
trailer in and the wife's yelling at him.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
But if something everyone in town had to do, you
know you had to go watch.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Yeah, scary.

Speaker 23 (01:30:37):
I saw a text from area code five oh one, Conway, Arkansas.
Toad Suck Park. They have toad Suck Days and they
race toads and they have a big carnival around this event.

Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
They are toads, the frogs, they're toads. To get it right,
all right, that's so cool. Whatever you're doing in your town,
it's your tradition. If it's watching turds float down a pipe,
or if it's you know, pulling people across the river
and a tug of war competition, just keep those, keep
those alive.

Speaker 20 (01:31:06):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (01:31:07):
I love these They're just so menacing. Some of them.

Speaker 11 (01:31:09):
Like we get together and throw dried corn at people's
porches during October in Toronto, Ohio.

Speaker 8 (01:31:13):
Okay, a chunk corn at people's houses.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
So what are you gonna do? If you, let's say
you're born in New York City, you have you can
go into the word. If you're born in the boroughs
or the suburbs of New York City, you go into
town and you ride the subways.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
I'd love to chunk some pumpkins.

Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:31:29):
Just last week we talked about the testicle Festival. I
like to go to the testicle Festival, And what do
you do. Are you showing yours off or you're looking.

Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
At other words like what do you do eating them?

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
Yeah, they're not off. People, they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
You don't eat like I don't people's I think you
eat animals?

Speaker 8 (01:31:46):
Am I right?

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (01:31:48):
On that guy.

Speaker 7 (01:31:55):
This is Eldie Jump.

Speaker 6 (01:31:56):
This is Fears in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:32:06):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
So you're hearing the voice of Cheryl, our friend Cheryl.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
So Cheryl we've known for years and years and years.

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
And and Cheryl is good friends with the whole of us, independently.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
And all together.

Speaker 13 (01:32:19):
And I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
So Gandhy and Cheryl went out to dinner.

Speaker 9 (01:32:24):
We went to Ruth Chris and Jersey suit.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
Butttery, piece of meat. So Gondhy always looking out for
her friends, you Cheryl.

Speaker 9 (01:32:33):
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 11 (01:32:34):
So Cheryl, I know, has a very specific list of
things that she is looking for in a man. It's
a long, extensive, mildly ridiculous list, but regardless. So we're
sitting eating dinner and I look up. There's a man
sitting by himself eating seafood tower just live in his life,
by himself, by himself. So I was like, Cheryl, look
over there, all these things on your list. I bet

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he meets a lot of your qualifications, like all of
the things that you want in this This guy probably.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
It, knowing Cheryl, some of those qualifications are below the table.

Speaker 9 (01:33:03):
Yeah, actually.

Speaker 6 (01:33:06):
Below the below the seafood talent.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
That you noticed. There's someone in the room that could
be for Cheryl.

Speaker 9 (01:33:15):
Yes, so I said, you need to go talk to him.

Speaker 11 (01:33:18):
And of course Cheryl's like, now I'm not going to
talk to him now, No, wait, what am I even
gonna say?

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
I can't go over there?

Speaker 9 (01:33:22):
And I said, well, we're sitting here debating what this
guy is doing here, what he does with his life.

Speaker 11 (01:33:27):
That's how you started. Just go over and ask him, Hey,
we have a little bet going on. My friend thinks
you do this.

Speaker 9 (01:33:32):
I think you do this. What is it that you
do with your life? And get the end there? And
we did, and we talked to.

Speaker 11 (01:33:37):
Him for about thirty minutes and information was exchanged. And
I think I should get all the credit in the
world for being the.

Speaker 9 (01:33:42):
Best wing man ever.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
Your job is done. So now it's up to a
seafood tower guy and the Cheryl to like, you know,
to follow, to follow thrust.

Speaker 9 (01:33:52):
Yes, And I'm hoping it happened.

Speaker 42 (01:33:53):
But we first of all need to know if he
fits the checklist. The checklist is wealthy, generous, gorgeous, man
with the big beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Hold on m Okay, okay. What we're going for is
what is the three things on your list? He has
to be wealthy, He has to be a very good looking.

Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
Guy, wealthy, generous, right, well endowed, and a.

Speaker 6 (01:34:18):
Well endowed a large opinion.

Speaker 9 (01:34:20):
How about it makes you laugh?

Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
Is a good company? How about the tried so hard question?

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
What froggy?

Speaker 13 (01:34:28):
What is there in order of importance of those things?

Speaker 42 (01:34:31):
Yes, and I know it's I think it starts with
wealthy and generous. We've done all the other things, so
we have to try wealthy and generous.

Speaker 6 (01:34:40):
So you've dated a lot of well indowned guides who
are not wealthy and not generous.

Speaker 42 (01:34:44):
Yeah, they might have been wealthy but no generous. Or
we're generous but not wealthy, so maybe generous.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
With the eggplant, that's about it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
Why Why is wealthy? The number one thing? Why is wealthy?

Speaker 13 (01:34:56):
She said? She just said she's tried the poor side
of the non generous.

Speaker 42 (01:35:02):
Because I feel like I bring so much to the table,
and I've like established so much and have so much
on my own. So if you can't match or better
that the energy and everything that comes along with it,
then what's the point.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
One, If you're wealthy and generous but not the third thing?

Speaker 42 (01:35:16):
And I also have a lot of wealthy and generous friends,
exactly what about I don't know that third thing is
a deal?

Speaker 8 (01:35:22):
What about kindness and makes you laugh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
And he's good company?

Speaker 9 (01:35:26):
Like, what about those things?

Speaker 42 (01:35:27):
I mean, those charismatic guys will definitely lead you down
a dark hole.

Speaker 9 (01:35:31):
Unfortunately, Oh my god, they're wealthy, kind guys.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
And hey, by the way, you may not agree with
everything Cheryl's saying, but that is her truth, that is
her life, that is her journey.

Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
He's honest.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
She wants a well and doowned, wealthy, generous guy.

Speaker 13 (01:35:44):
What about the guys that are poor, generous and have
a small one.

Speaker 6 (01:35:47):
You're also married?

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
You're awful even about that part.

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
Yeah, you're off the list great friends? Okay, So are
you are you going to reach out to Seafood Tower?

Speaker 8 (01:35:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 42 (01:35:57):
I don't know what to say because as I went
to go up to him, she basically forced me to
do this because she's an instigator as you know, yes,
And as I went to go up with it to him,
that waitress intersected.

Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
So then I kind of kept walking and she was like, no,
where are you going?

Speaker 9 (01:36:10):
Where are you going?

Speaker 42 (01:36:11):
And I was like, now, this is embarrassing because we're
right in front of him. And so she basically got
the information for me.

Speaker 35 (01:36:17):
Yep.

Speaker 42 (01:36:17):
And then when I was like, oh, well, do you
have social media, He's like, well, I gave everything to her,
you can get it from her.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
And I was like, okay, oh hello lady.

Speaker 21 (01:36:24):
So you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
He wanted to be in there alone.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
He left his phone in the car and wanted to
have a dinner alone so he could just And I
love that about him. Add that to the list of
people you'd like to date. People would like to be
alone and not afraid of being by themselves. Correct, But
you totally ruined that for him.

Speaker 8 (01:36:39):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 42 (01:36:39):
No, he loved talking to us. He talked to us
for forever. We talked for at least thirty minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
And he was great.

Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
He was super successful, he was handsome, he was intelligent.

Speaker 42 (01:36:48):
Now, as Gandhi stated after the fact, we don't know
if he's over five to five in height or anything else.

Speaker 8 (01:36:52):
Oh, he never stood He never stood up.

Speaker 9 (01:36:54):
So there's certain things that we don't know. I had
to list.

Speaker 42 (01:36:58):
Maybe we take him for a test drive one or
two times and a hangout or something and see how
it goes.

Speaker 6 (01:37:03):
Done deal, all right, Cheryl, we have to take a break.
But I'm so glad you came by. Happy belated birthday.

Speaker 42 (01:37:08):
Thank you so much, and thank you to Gandhi for
my full service birth Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:37:11):
I wanted to get her everything, including some guy's number,
and we did that. And what did I keep yelling
at you at the dinner? Fortune?

Speaker 9 (01:37:17):
Fortune favors the bold.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
Make a bold move, Cheryl, Yeah, make a bold move.

Speaker 15 (01:37:21):
What okay, what if he's five to five in height
but nine and a half somewhere else?

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
Okay, thank you, that's a good question.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Well I know, but you don't take a tape measure
to dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
It's okay. We must take the break, and we love you, Cheryl.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
All right, scary?

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
What is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 23 (01:37:44):
Said the emailed us, wanting to phone tap her husband John,
who's obsessed with shoveling snow as soon as it falls,
and no matter how much or little is out there,
he's neurotic about his property. And last time they had
a storm up north, they came by with the plows
pushed all the snow back in front of his property.

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
He's filed the complaint snow removing people. And he has
not heard that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
All right, I guess who I'm gonna be.

Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
Let's head up north, as you call it for at
a snow snowtap a snow tip here, let's listen to
the scary's phone tap.

Speaker 21 (01:38:11):
We're going on. You're not gonna believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:14):
The Department of Plantations.

Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
It's a tuck. And he keeps going around the block
again and again and again.

Speaker 8 (01:38:19):
He's going with the same faces in the car.

Speaker 29 (01:38:20):
It's all coming up again because when talked again.

Speaker 13 (01:38:24):
The same truck, same truck, same truck.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Say right, God, I know, I know, I know you
work so hard.

Speaker 19 (01:38:30):
I mean even when he's been out there for drink.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
All off the guy.

Speaker 21 (01:38:32):
Okay, I want to talk to him. I want to
write this one. Okay, don't let.

Speaker 13 (01:38:35):
Him go, all right, him, he's coming down the chee
coming again.

Speaker 36 (01:38:39):
Go go go go.

Speaker 21 (01:38:40):
I wanna talk to I wanted I want to write right.
I am so sick of cleaning up out day.

Speaker 7 (01:38:50):
Pone.

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
Now what do you want?

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
What emergency? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Hey?

Speaker 33 (01:38:57):
What did I do?

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 21 (01:38:58):
What do you?

Speaker 36 (01:38:59):
What?

Speaker 22 (01:38:59):
Are you?

Speaker 21 (01:38:59):
Hello? Is this your Hey? Can you hear me?

Speaker 18 (01:39:02):
What you may?

Speaker 6 (01:39:02):
Bruno?

Speaker 21 (01:39:03):
Bruno?

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
What does the matter?

Speaker 21 (01:39:05):
You? Are you the guy?

Speaker 13 (01:39:06):
Are you the guy that you?

Speaker 21 (01:39:07):
This is your route? Do you do?

Speaker 25 (01:39:08):
You do you work this route regularly?

Speaker 21 (01:39:09):
I do?

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
I'm tired filing a dozen complaints with the pop of
insanitation and never getting in the ass up.

Speaker 21 (01:39:15):
You're gonna answer me now.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
You're the one.

Speaker 21 (01:39:17):
Hey, you listen to what I have to say.

Speaker 25 (01:39:18):
Bruno, Okay, you have been covering my car every time
you plow the neighborhood.

Speaker 41 (01:39:23):
I am tired of shoveling, insulting.

Speaker 21 (01:39:26):
My driveway, and then have you pile that in front
of my house like they.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Get out of my house. Do you know you almost
got me suspended?

Speaker 21 (01:39:33):
You know what? You should be suspended, you son of
a bitch. You have no right to cover my driveway
like this. I'm so sick of you doing this.

Speaker 41 (01:39:40):
Because you live on the right side of the street
and the plow blades face to the right. If there's
snow in the street, it's going on your property.

Speaker 21 (01:39:46):
You son up, bitch. I'm on my way right now.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
I'm fifty.

Speaker 41 (01:39:50):
This is four storm's worth of slush and snow and ice,
and this car has been sitting here the whole time.

Speaker 6 (01:39:54):
So I want you to move a car.

Speaker 21 (01:39:56):
All that I have sent six powers put in my
car out after you, and you've done it from the fall.

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
Time, talking about you call on my street.

Speaker 6 (01:40:04):
He's got stuck coing you people keep throwing snow into
the middle of the street. I'm coming by with my plow.

Speaker 41 (01:40:09):
I'm sorry if your car is in the way, but
I gotta tell you right now, I got to remove
the rest of this snow so your car's gonna get there.

Speaker 21 (01:40:15):
I have the right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
You don't have the right to do that to the
people who live in this neighborhood, you know what.

Speaker 41 (01:40:20):
I have the right, okay, And you don't have a
right to complain to my superiors about the job I'm doing.

Speaker 21 (01:40:24):
I don't want to talk to you no more. I'm
gonna do that ten minutes to get my wife on
the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
Now, gonna write you guys up here, take your phone.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
I gotta get back to work.

Speaker 21 (01:40:31):
Oh, he's really pissed up. Where's going?

Speaker 18 (01:40:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
Oh my god, you get got the snow blocking he's
pushing it back up the street.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
What he's pushing it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
All back into the street.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
What do you need to put you back?

Speaker 7 (01:40:45):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (01:40:46):
Here it comes?

Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
Hang on.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
The you know you got a car.

Speaker 21 (01:40:57):
I want to look at all the breeze. Okay, all right, yeah,
you know what. Suck it. I'm gonna be keep him back.
I'm gonna be keep him for.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
A hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
I'll dig your car right out.

Speaker 21 (01:41:11):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Why am I talking you my wife on the pay.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
You've been phone tapped, John, Thank you John.

Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
It's scary.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
Jones melbous to all in the Morning Show. You no,
you love me, John, you love me?

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
You love your wife.

Speaker 21 (01:41:34):
I can't believe you didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:41:39):
Be Elvis Duran a phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:41:42):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:41:57):
Okay, we'll talk about farting, So okay, we all celebrate.
We stand up and applaud of this relationship between Gandhi
and her boyfriend Brandon. We love Brandon, and you know,
I'll tell you why we love Brandon is because we
love Gandhi and the happiness.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
That we know Brandon's bringing into her life.

Speaker 6 (01:42:16):
Okay, we all see that, right, Yep, thank you. But
she's at the end of her rope with his gas.

Speaker 21 (01:42:23):
What happened?

Speaker 11 (01:42:25):
Okay, we got into a little bit of a tiff
yesterday about farting and how that plays into a relationship, because,
in my opinion, if you are genuinely attracted to someone
and you think about seeing that person naked and doing
things to their body, you don't want them farting all
the time, right, So I never do that in front
of people. I find it creepy and gross and I

(01:42:46):
just don't like it. He has no problem. And we're
in the middle of a freaking pharmacy yesterday and he
ripped ass.

Speaker 9 (01:42:52):
In the dishes aisle and then it was like, why
don't you walk away?

Speaker 11 (01:42:56):
Well, I don't want to stand in the middle of
that while it's going on, and he thinks that I
am crazy for it, and I just I can't stand it.

Speaker 9 (01:43:01):
I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
See what happens with Farger's is this either it seeps
out accidentally and they're like oh, And there are people
like Froggy who it's a sport and he like he
puts his hand in the air and pulls it down.

Speaker 13 (01:43:17):
Like last night we were at dinner and we were.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
It was a restaurant people no.

Speaker 12 (01:43:26):
Picnic style table like picnic, but there was plastic seat,
so it kind of I didn't realize it was gonna
rumble off the plastic the way.

Speaker 13 (01:43:35):
And at least they got a little bit upset in
the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
Yeah, because it's impossicle.

Speaker 8 (01:43:40):
I mean in private in the house is one thing,
but in public.

Speaker 9 (01:43:43):
Like oh, you know, don't want this picture articles on
my food, Like no.

Speaker 13 (01:43:49):
Fartstole, no location, they don't. They kind of go when
they gotta go.

Speaker 6 (01:43:54):
I love the text that are coming in. Holding in
fart is unhealthy. A lot of things. You you are unhealthy.

Speaker 11 (01:44:01):
Do that right, And I'm not telling you to hold
it in Like I know that that has to happen
and that people need to do what they have to do.

Speaker 9 (01:44:07):
But you could walk away a couple of feet.

Speaker 11 (01:44:09):
You don't have to like make a production of it
so I can hear your cheeks clapping in the aisle
at the Walgreens.

Speaker 9 (01:44:13):
I don't need to hear that he's just.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
So comfortable with you now he can't be himself.

Speaker 6 (01:44:18):
That's argument. Okay, farting, now, what's next? Don't answer that exactly, like,
how more comfortable can you be? I'm just going to
totally evacuate all over the floor because I'm totally fine
with you. I love you. I want you to know
I love you by just like ripping my guts out
on the floor exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:44:39):
Please don't.

Speaker 11 (01:44:39):
I'm like, I love that you're comfortable. I don't know
that I want you to be that comfortable. Maybe we
could have a little bit of discomfort.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
That's what it is. That's what it is.

Speaker 12 (01:44:47):
You want him to at least try right. Have you
ever had a Dutch genuine like what you say, ever
had a Dutch oven before?

Speaker 13 (01:44:55):
That's gross.

Speaker 9 (01:44:56):
I think that that's cause for a breakup.

Speaker 13 (01:44:58):
I would pack.

Speaker 8 (01:44:59):
Doesn't else do that to you all the time out?

Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
He did that one time and I'm not going to
tell you why, but that was the last time line
twenty four is Michelle, Hey, Michelle, how long have you
and your boyfriend been together? Michelle five?

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Months.

Speaker 38 (01:45:13):
Yeah, so, uh, what.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
Happened yesterday with you and your boyfriend that changed everything?

Speaker 7 (01:45:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 38 (01:45:21):
He let one rip, that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:45:24):
Right, where was it?

Speaker 38 (01:45:26):
Well, we went and got Japanese food, you know when
they do the high bot cha in front of you,
and he let me know that that inner dressing kind
of my upset his stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
And I was like, okay, and it it must have
well least he was honest from the beginning.

Speaker 13 (01:45:43):
To me too. But but where where were you?

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
Were you still at the are you sitting at.

Speaker 38 (01:45:50):
The We were on our way home last night from
dinner and we saw a loose dog. So we chased
his dog for about forty five minutes to find its owner.
I finally let the door open and the car ran
right in and we were outside with the dog trying
to find his owner. So that's what we were doing.
And also he let on rip. I guess he ran

(01:46:12):
a lot and it must have pushed.

Speaker 19 (01:46:14):
Out they.

Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
You're chasing a loose dog and your boyfriend is what
they call a loose dog. I know, but but he
didn't do it like okay here complain, was like, no,
it was lot.

Speaker 37 (01:46:31):
I was like, was that the job or was that you,
and he was like, I just want to let you
and the guys know that I absolutely love you and
I've got chills that I even got through.

Speaker 6 (01:46:42):
So hello, lady, lady, I love that you got chills
getting through. Now you're really gonna get chills when you
remember how you got through to talk about your boyfriend
farting while chasing a dog after eating Japanese.

Speaker 38 (01:46:55):
Didn't want to tell him. I don't even want to
tell him. I'm embarrassed to like let him know that.

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
I okay, it's our secret now, okay, But question before
we let you go, Michelle, is this something you want
him to do more of or should he just.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
Keep it in check?

Speaker 21 (01:47:09):
You know?

Speaker 38 (01:47:11):
I think like maybe once a week, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:47:15):
Okay, once a week. We have it once a week.

Speaker 37 (01:47:19):
I think Ghani agrees with me.

Speaker 11 (01:47:21):
Yeah, I mean I could get away with once a
week or even just as much as you want to
do it. Just walk away from me, don't make a
production of it, and look me dead in the eye
while you do it.

Speaker 6 (01:47:30):
That's kind of funny. Michelle, thank you very much, and
have a great day, and thanks for listening to us
every day.

Speaker 38 (01:47:37):
Thank you, it was great listening to you.

Speaker 6 (01:47:39):
Well, thank you have a safe day, yeah, Froggy, like
Lisa gets upset when I do it.

Speaker 12 (01:47:44):
And what I don't understand is when she does it,
it's an accident, right, But it's the same outcome. Why
is it that if it's an accident and it's her,
it's just air. But when I do it, it's why
you have.

Speaker 21 (01:47:56):
To do that.

Speaker 13 (01:47:56):
It's disgusting. It's the same outcome.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
But it's the same thing in my house. When I
do it, it's an accident. But when you do it,
like not so much Sheldon, because maybe he's British, I
don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:48:05):
He doesn't do it as much.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
But Frockie, you make a production out of it. It's like, hey,
here it comes.

Speaker 8 (01:48:12):
Everybody get running to my big fond Here it comes.

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
It is excell do it and you stand on the
stage and fart in your living room and you know,
and then when you do it you kind of give
it a grade. Oh that was a tanner right right,
and is like.

Speaker 12 (01:48:27):
Why can't you go to the bathroom to do it?
Who runs across their house to fart? Like I should
be able to do it wherever I am.

Speaker 6 (01:48:32):
Moving On line line twenty three is Lauren now Lauren.
On the other hand, Lauren, you've been with your husband
for ten years?

Speaker 18 (01:48:39):
Correct, yes, ten years and good morning everyone, and good morning,
good morning.

Speaker 32 (01:48:46):
And I've never heard him fart or smelt a fart
from my husband.

Speaker 8 (01:48:50):
Whoa I think British. He might be British.

Speaker 17 (01:48:54):
It's absolutely the strangest thing.

Speaker 32 (01:48:56):
It's like a running joke with our family.

Speaker 19 (01:48:59):
His friends.

Speaker 32 (01:49:00):
I always played like ask me, like, like, have you
ever heard.

Speaker 34 (01:49:03):
Him I'm like, absolutely not, And they have never heard
him fart.

Speaker 30 (01:49:07):
He thinks it's like disgusting and never does it.

Speaker 19 (01:49:10):
And it's the oddest thing. I've never heard him do it.

Speaker 21 (01:49:13):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:49:13):
Now, is he Is he a bit fastidious in other
parts of his life as well? I mean, is he
like a very like a private very.

Speaker 17 (01:49:22):
I guess you could say he's like very o cd uh.

Speaker 32 (01:49:26):
He you know, he's constantly in his hands and everything.

Speaker 34 (01:49:29):
But it's it's the oddest thing.

Speaker 40 (01:49:31):
I can't believe.

Speaker 18 (01:49:32):
I've never heard him part weird.

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
But I don't hear you complaining about it. It's not
a bad thing, is it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
No?

Speaker 21 (01:49:40):
But when I do it, he's like, you need to
go and time out.

Speaker 19 (01:49:42):
I'm like, wow, he jokes with me.

Speaker 32 (01:49:47):
He's like, you're You're not supposed to do that.

Speaker 19 (01:49:49):
You're supposed to be like the lady in the house.

Speaker 32 (01:49:50):
And I'm like, I guess you are, because I've never
heard you bought.

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
If gastric disturbances have gender, But I get it, all right,
Well look to you, and it sounds like it's.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
A good problem to have a husband that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:50:04):
So all right, Well, thank you, Lauren. Finally we got
to talk. We have to talk to Carrie, and then
we got to move on because this scene sounds like
an interesting story. Hello Carrie, Hi, Hello, welcome to the show.
Are you really ready to tell this story?

Speaker 39 (01:50:18):
It's really kind of embarrassing, but yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 21 (01:50:23):
Uh.

Speaker 39 (01:50:24):
Well, we were at a restaurant in Meredith, New Hampshire,
and my dad actually started this and he ended up
ricocheting in farting right off the wall and.

Speaker 34 (01:50:41):
Cleared out the entire restaurant.

Speaker 39 (01:50:42):
My daughter just continued it and they were having the
contest right back and forth.

Speaker 6 (01:50:48):
Your father and your daughter were in front of me,
a farting contest and cleared out the restaurant.

Speaker 13 (01:50:56):
Family everywhere on that.

Speaker 8 (01:51:05):
That restaurant. Wow, talent.

Speaker 6 (01:51:12):
We'll describe he's ricocheting off a wall. God, all right,
and your daughter becomes.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
A part of it.

Speaker 13 (01:51:23):
I don't know what a family.

Speaker 6 (01:51:25):
All right, Well, carry I think we're going to end
it on that call. But thank you for thank you
for listening to it.

Speaker 30 (01:51:33):
I really want to say that I've been listening to
you guys since I was in high school.

Speaker 39 (01:51:38):
And you know what, it's so fantastic that you know
I got on it. You know, it's so great to
talk to you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:51:47):
Well, thank you, Carrie, and I would say it's great
to talk to you too. And this was a very
unusual story.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
I'm going to get you through.

Speaker 6 (01:51:54):
Best of luck with that family of yours.

Speaker 7 (01:51:57):

Speaker 6 (01:52:00):
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All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
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