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Happy New Year! Do you use the bathroom while your significant other is in the room? Sam says this is totally normal, but you can be the judge. Later, we learn where and how Nate shaves his *err* private area. We are eating way too much lately and Elvis’ burp causes a ruckus. Later we do an AMA and talk about the many different ways we yell at smart speakers. Plus, we play a celebrity voice game and talk about illegal Morning Show merch.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
We're back, fresh start, Happy New Year.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's a little late, frankly for the Happy New Year's
statute of limitations on the New Years.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Lady, welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
All right, So you're in a relationship, right, maybe it's
a brand new relationship or maybe uh, you moved in
with each other with your new relationship, you know, it's
getting to know someone. You get to know someone, especially
if you take a vacation with him, as Gandhi you
did with Brandon.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Yes, I did you get to know someone the good
and the bad.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
And then of course Samantha moved in with her boyfriend
will Oh. Yeah, you guys have spent the night with
each other many times. Yeah, but what happened that totally
melted your eyebrows.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
I have learned that William is really desperate for me
to be able to use the bathroom in front of him.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
No, okay, hold on here around here.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
He considers it to be the height of comfort and
trust in a relationship. Pea thinks, if you could do that,
you're all the way with the comfort.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
So you so you will go into the bathroom and
start looking in the mirror, and you're getting ready. Yeah,
he'll come sit down on the ball next to you.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
He's done that several times already, and I just have
to run regardless of the situation.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
It's not okay, it's not okay. But he wants me
to you know, he wants to trade places. He wants
to be comfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Here's the thing. I am ninety nine percent saying no,
but I want to maybe consider a bet that I
really want something from and I'll use that as leverage.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Well, no, no, no, no, how many don't you have? What
you have one bathroom?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, okay?

Speaker 7 (01:38):
Does it lock?

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Medium?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
So I'll come home, well, Alex, and I'll come home
from dinner, He'll go, I'll go to go, okay go,
And all of a sudden, you hear these foul noises.
But what do you do? Close the door? Here's he
keeps it open. But I know he keeps it open
on purpose because you know, it just irritates the whatever
aunt of me.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
And you hear these noises, you know what the noises are?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
You know what? You know?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Those things?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I don't know. I don't want to hear that. I
don't want to hear your air propulsion. I don't want
to hear you getting lyft off off the toilet.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Or he has this breathing thing sometimes before and then
you hear.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
This, you hear this. Ah, yeah, I don't want to
hear that.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
But so you're saying that it's not just going to
the bathroom for Will.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Will believes it. As a couple, you can further bond
with each other if you open that door and just
you know, use the bathroom together, no matter what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yeah, he says, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Yes,
anybody poops. No, that's I don't really want to do it.

Speaker 8 (02:44):
Guys.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
I like sexual attraction is a thing, right, Can you
still be sexually attracted to someone after watching him take
a duke?

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Well, currently it still is. He's really gambling, really gambling.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
No, But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
If I could find a bet likes like maybe get
him to get rid of his collection of cargo shorts.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Or something, and I think that's worth.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
It, I might well not yet I haven't pulled the
trigger on it, but I know there's something out there
where I will use that as leverage and I.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Will get that bet. But then you have to poop
in from it only if I lose. Tell you what.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
That's not yes, Gotti.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Be so it all changes when you get married. Because
when Amy and I got married on our wedding night,
we were in the hotel and I was sitting on
the toilet and Amy was at my feet as we
were opening the gifts. Are you kidding like it was nothing?
Oh no, married for hours.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
That's right, that's when it starts.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
No, there's there's stuff coming out, but there was money
in the envelopes. It didn't matter.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
You couldn't wait.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
No, and that opened the gifts.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Oh god, what's scared?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
God?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
I know she's she's crossed her and you.

Speaker 10 (03:46):
Start to normalize that kind of thing in a relationship,
all the mistique is gone. I want I want to
always look at you as an angel. I want to
worship you.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
I don't need to know. Are you saying that angels
don't pooh?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
No?

Speaker 10 (03:57):
But I want to know nine you that last ten
percent keep in the bathroom. You could cause long term
damage to your relationship because then.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You might start looking at other people and look at
that ash.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah frog, what well, here's the problem in my house.
And I don't understand why this is a thing. If
Lisa passes gas, she's like nobody's supposed to say anything.
But if I do it, she yells at me.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Well, there's no that, it makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No why like why am I not allowed to fart?
But she's okay with it, like it's okay for her,
it's an accident.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Why happen? But you, she probably lets one slip. You're
the kind of guy who lifts one leg and pulls
the other arm in like.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
You, That's exactly what I did last night in the bathroom.
I'm like, wait, I put my arm in the air.
I'm like wait, wait, wait for it, and then I
pulled down on it like a horn.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Well, I like, okay, So.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
There is a difference. I've got Victoria here. Hi, Victoria.
I so you've been married five years? Now? Is this
behavior common in your relationship? Of five year marriage?

Speaker 11 (04:58):
I mean, you know, we've been together for about ten
years and married for five and it is only within
the last year, because of our living situation, that my
husband has been able to accept the fact that I'm
just gonna walk into the bathroom. Only within the last year,
like he used to, you know, keep the door closed
and last while he was in the shower, so I

(05:18):
couldn't even look in the mirror, like, there's one bathroom
in this house.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
So wait, wait, wait, what what changed? I mean, what
changed that now makes it all okay for all the
all the walls to come down?

Speaker 12 (05:29):
You know, I'm not sure he's so.

Speaker 11 (05:31):
I'm not sure he accepts that it's okay. I think
it's because of our living situation, only having one bathroom
in the house of six people on a baby, that
he's just he just had to accept it no matter
what this.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Let me tell you something, Victoria, this is the difference
between me and Alex or me and you're you. I
close the door and lock it even if I'm by
myself at the apartment. So I don't know. It's maybe
it's just habit. It's just habit. I'm not I'm not
expecting someone to like You're I who are you? Why
are you here? Now?

Speaker 11 (06:05):
I'm the complete opposite. Doors always open here, all.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Right, Victoria? Thank you?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
People know, Hi, Jackie, Hi, Elvis.

Speaker 12 (06:14):
Oh my god, I'm so glad I finally got through.

Speaker 13 (06:16):
It's taking me years to talk to you guys. I'm
so excited.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Well, isn't it said? It took the conversation of poohing. No,
I know, open open the door for you. What's going on, Jackie.

Speaker 13 (06:27):
So I've been married for almost two years and I
still refuse if my husband has to go. Number two, Nope,
it's completely out of the question. Number one, that's that's questionable.
You know that one we're okay with. But still no,
absolutely not. The sounds and the smells. You know, I
have to keep the door closed for him and vice
versa for me.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yes, for you, good, you know you're I guess we're
all different. You know, there's there's a vegetarians, there's meat
eating people, and then there's poohing in front of people
both ends.

Speaker 13 (06:55):
Yeah, I know, especially guys. No offense to you guys,
but you guys make a lot of more.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
No, that's not No, that's not fair to generalize.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I'll be very honest with you.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Mine are like the little little rabbit pellets. You never
know who they're.

Speaker 14 (07:14):
No.

Speaker 13 (07:15):
And then my husband's in the bathroom for like at
least a half an hour, and we only have like
like one bathroom in our apartment, so it's like it's
out of commission for like a half an hour, so
I have to pee.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's like, well, okay, where I know, since we've gotten
this gross, let's let's let's just keep moving forward, Jackie.
So it's one thing to like, you know, do the deed,
and then you have to you have to clean up.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I don't want to be there during the clean up
one I'll five.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I don't want to be there for that.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
The hell I don't want to be there.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
What kind of are we talking about? I know, you
got it. Sometimes he takes more effort than others. Sometimes
it's like, you know, dust and you're good. Sometimes it's
it's a mess.

Speaker 15 (07:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
What about when I leave the room, should I announce like, hey,
nobody go in there for a while.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's being polite, all right? Well, Jackie, thank you for listening,
and I agree with you. This is why we need doors.

Speaker 13 (08:12):
Oh exactly. Thank you guys so much. Elvis you know
I'm big fans of you guys and the whole show.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
And Alex well, thank you, thank you so much. I
appreciate it. Jack You have a beautiful day. Thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 13 (08:22):
Thank you you too. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Oh my god, I'm so upset. I'm so disturbed right now.
Thank me too. But we have all these calls coming
in there's this is like this relatable thing. Wait, hold on,
I was told to go to one more and we
can move Donnie. Yeah, so you and your boyfriend? So hi,
So you and your boyfriend you're so into each other.

Speaker 16 (08:44):
How's that okay? So we invade each other's spaces like
all the time. So we've been together for ten years.
So like sometimes I'll say, hey, come hold my hand
while pooh because I'm having a difficult time and you
need to be here for this.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, it's like in the delivery room.

Speaker 17 (09:04):
Exactly. You're delivering something.

Speaker 16 (09:08):
Sometimes it's a support time.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
But if someone says to me, but it's not like
giving birth to a baby, it's a totally different thing.
If someone says to me, I really have to pooh,
I'm dilated three centimes. I think you really should go pooh.
All right, Donnie, thank you for listening, and you're the
last call we're gonna take on this. I swear. Hey,
this is Taylor Swith and you're listening to Elvis Duran

(09:34):
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
There's a lot to say when buying a new homework car,
but only one thing to say when you need help
to protect them, like a good neighbor state farm is there,
and a state farm agent will be there to help
you choose the coverage you need, like a good neighbor
state farm is there.

Speaker 18 (09:58):
Elvis Duran in the morning, Hey.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Where's Diamond? You gotta hear what happened to her yesterday? Diamond.
He decided to go get some gas in the car,
right I did? I did, and what happened? But it
was after dark, by the way, you know, one of
the rules is you shouldn't get gas after dark. You
just get it, get it when it's nice in light.
But anyway, what happened.

Speaker 19 (10:20):
So the issue is that I had to come back
here yesterday because I left my eye drops. We know
I have the pink eye. I had to come back,
so yeah, and I didn't have gas, so that's why
I had to stop.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
But a man was walking up to my car.

Speaker 19 (10:35):
With the squeezey thing that you cleaned the windshields off with.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (10:40):
Absolutely, And because I had no cash on me, I yelled, please, sir,
I don't have any money. Please please, I can't Please,
don't touch the car. I don't have any money to
give you. And he goes up. No, I was trying
to tell you that your gas tank is on the
other side.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
You're on the wrong side.

Speaker 19 (10:59):
And then he walks away, and I realized that he
was cleaning his own car.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
That this happened to me so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
So what did you do?

Speaker 19 (11:24):
I just put my car and drive and went to
the completely opposite side of the gas station. Because at
this point I can't look this man in his face anymore.
I'm like, oh my god, I don't know. Why would
you just shut up?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Next it happens, it happens, You're fine.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
I just can't wait. I wonder what his story was
when he got home.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
This girl in the car and thought I was coming
over a speH, my gosh, she doesn't even know what's
liked her gas tank.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
That's even more embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Right, oh God, we always love you, Diamond.

Speaker 18 (11:58):
That is my favorite story.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
You think if there's a story about Diamond, it always
involves gas of some sort. Fair gosh. But that was
after dark, right, yeah? You know, Okay, can we have
this conversation. I don't know. I was talking to Gandhi
and Danielle about this earlier. I saw this great list
online and I've got to find it. It's a list

(12:20):
of it's a list. It was what tips for women
to stay safe, and I wanted to talk about it,
but I don't want to come across as a a guy,
an old, an old white man trying to tell women
how to live their lives, because I will go on
a little lady, you know what, you know, I don't.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
Want to be think that's that's going to be the
case here. I think when you're trying to give somebody
advice to like stay safe, I will take that from
any gender, any race. If you're worried about me, cool,
let me know.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Okay, so all right, then I want to do it.
Then it's called attention ladies. I don't know who the author,
the original author was, but I saw it online. I
think it's great advice for men and women. Actually make
sure make sure you fill up your gas tank before sunset.

Speaker 20 (13:06):
Good ideas, yep, especially especially if you're by yourself, like
Diamond was. You know, like if you have somebody else
in the car with you, maybe it's a little safer,
but when you buy yourself, it's like, you know.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, weird things go down at the gas station at night.
I tell you what, if I had a daughter, I
would have I would not hesitate in giving and giving
her this advice. Is that a better way to couch?

Speaker 9 (13:27):
That's both of them have given me that advice.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Oh, really, make sure you fill up your gas tank
while the sun is out, all right, yeah, because weird
stuff happens at gas stations. You see it all the time. Right,
Always keep an extra phone charger with you.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Yep, you know what you say. It's good.

Speaker 8 (13:44):
But do you Nope?

Speaker 9 (13:45):
No, okay, I have a phone chargers it saying I
need to.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
Just make a backup battery type of thing, I guess.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Make sure you make sure if your phone ever gets low,
you have a way to charge it up. Okay. Always
parking lit areas.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Always, Oh yeah, yeah, sure, totally.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Before you get into your car, always look in the
back seat always.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
I haven't do it.

Speaker 8 (14:08):
I haven't do it. In my driveway.

Speaker 20 (14:10):
If I'm leaving in the morning to go to work,
I check the back seat before I leave for work.

Speaker 21 (14:15):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (14:16):
And especially now that so many people have those automatic
key starters that have to be in your car, people
just leave them in the car and then anyone can
get into your car any time of the day or night, if.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It's outside, you've gotta be careful with that stuff. Well,
then add that to the list. Don't leave your key
in the car your fallow for sure. Always look in
your backseat after parking. Don't just sit lock your door
as soon as you get in and leave. Wait, yeah,
after parking, just to unlock your door as soon as
you get oh yeah, after you when you're coming to
your car, as soon as you get into your car,

(14:45):
lock that door. Yep, yeah, right always, And.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
I think so many people do that too, where they
sit in the car and like check their messages, check
their emails. It's like you get to a place and
just sort of unwind for a second.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Get out of there.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
That Yeah, And oftentimes your car is set to lock automatically,
but only once you're moving. You're just sitting there on
the on the phone. Somebody can hop in the car
really fast or steal your car, hurt.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, the next one I'm going to read, you will
have the visualization of why I'm reading it, and it
will it will terrify you. Okay, do not park next
to big vans. And if you have to enter your
car from your passenger door, if your driver's side is
next to a van, because the visual is this, you

(15:28):
go to get into your car, the van door opens
and they just pull you in. I know, I know it,
but you know what, Okay, I just want you to
I think this is great advice for everyone, Like, there's a.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
Reason people are telling you not to do these things
because obviously it's happened plenty of times.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
In the past.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
That stuff is real. It's scary, but it's real. This next, yeah, Nate,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 22 (15:49):
I remember we parked the other day and there was
that creepy van and I said, hey, why don't you
walk on this side of you?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Did you know? It doesn't matter who you are or
flies open, you don't know what's waiting on the other side.
I mean, Dexter could be in there with his kill
room ready to go. I'm like, oh boy, now this one.
Some may say, well, that's a bit extreme. I don't
think so. If a man is sitting in the car
next to your parked car, go back inside and ask

(16:18):
someone to walk you out.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
Okay, now, I totally see that, but I think that
and the girls can back me up on this. As women,
a lot of times we tend to put ourselves in
danger because we're afraid of hurting somebody's feelings or making
them feel attacked in any way. So if I were
to walk out to my car and I saw a
sketchy guy sitting in the car next to me, While

(16:40):
I would want to run in and be like, hey,
can somebody walk me out, there's a part of me
that would probably hesitate because I didn't want to hurt
that person's feelings if they weren't doing something well. Jackets
in our own way all the time, yep, yep.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
That's dangerous. Also, you don't want to impose on anyone inside,
you know. Oh, I don't want to be in a position.
I'm just gonna just get in my car, lock the door.
It's gonna be okay. I'm just ring.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
I know what that guy next to me to feel like.
I think he's sketchy, so I don't want to hurt
his feelings. Let me just get in the car.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
No, it's okay. Maybe another way of looking at this,
if you see a man sitting in the car next year,
says you're walking out to your car, just you know,
let your adrenaline do its thing. Be on alert. Yep,
you know, I should.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Always be on alert. Always know everything around you. It's
so important.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Always use the elevator, not the stairways. If you feel
like it's just a little too quiet, you know, yes,
And even though it was, you should always take the
stairs because you know what it's it's good for you. Well,
it's not good for you if someone's messing with you.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
Right, You never know if someone's lurking.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Heads up, phones down.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, yep, that's a big one. Yeah, unless you know
you're in a locked car and you're on your way,
and even that you're not supposed to look at your phone.
Put your phone down. Yeah, I don't know. I feel
like it's you know, a down or I just I
want people to be safe because it's just we live
in this world. We have to stop being so naive
to think that, oh it happens to other people, it
can happen to any of us.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
And something you said kind of kind of quickly, that
you kind of glossed over, is that I think this
is good advice for anyone, not just females. I think
this is no matter who you are, don't put yourself
in a situation where somebody could do something to you.
You're always better to be on alert and make sure
that you're safe. Your safety is so so important and
so key.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
You read these stories every day, you hear the stories
in the news every day, and you're like, oh my god,
such such an unusual story. Well, no, it's not an
unusual it could have happened to any of us. So anyway,
one second, one beyond guard, beyond guard, and you're everyone listening,
I'm considering you my daughter right now, I'm giving I'm
giving you dad advice.

Speaker 9 (18:39):
Okay, and don't feel bad about taking care of your safety,
even if there's a chance that might make somebody else
feel bad, because I mean, how many times have we
been walking down the street and you hear footsteps behind
you and you want to turn around and look at someone,
But then you're like, if I do this, they're going
to think that I think they're trying to attack me.
And there have been times where I don't turn around
and look for that reason. And I'm like, why you

(18:59):
could look at somebody who cares if their feelings get hurt,
just look turn around?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
All right, Okay, we'll move on again. I wish I
knew the author of that, I would totally give them credit.
But I think it's a brilliant thing. They wrote, yeh scary.

Speaker 10 (19:09):
You know, a lot of people don't realize this, but
if you squeeze both sides of your iPhone and you
know to turn the power off. Right below the power
there's an SOLS red button.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
You could slide it to the right. It calls nine
to one one immediately. Well, if you're in a situation
where that would work, absolutely, I always keep that in mind.
Good good idea.

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Speaker 4 (19:46):
So Straight Nate. So your way of trimming your pubic hair,
God is to cut two holes in the bottom of
a trash bag instead. Like it's a big like it's
a big pubic hair diaper, and you cut your pubes
in inside the trash bag and they fall in the
bag and that's how you keep them from hitting the floor.

Speaker 22 (20:03):
I actually found an easier way as opposed to cutting holes. Elvis,
do you know those grocery bags, the grocery plastic grocery
bags with the handles, single use, single use bags. You
just stick your legs in the holes and stand there.
You have to straddle them a bit, and then boom,
you just shave your pubes and all of the trimmings
go into the bag.

Speaker 8 (20:22):
Can you take this to Shark Tank?

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Maybe they'll invest because a tutorial. Yes, I'll show you
right now.

Speaker 22 (20:29):
You would give me such a hard time about going
outside to trim my pubes because I don't walk them
in my house.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
So now you found this handy dandy way of using
down the drain. No, you don't want to put hair
down the drain because that builds up. Okay, let me
describe it. Nate is now putting one leg through one
hole in a grocery store bag, which is illegal.

Speaker 24 (20:51):
By the way.

Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah, a lot of playing.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Here's another one. No, we can't. We have to keep
them on the line now because of things like this.
He's now putting on a grocery store bag like underwear.
He's pulling them up to his crotch and now he
can trim his pubes. Look at that. It's brilliant. He's
got it. Hanging like a feeder bag. Oh, it's like

(21:13):
one of those bags that hangs on the back of
the horses at Central Park. Don't move, Yeah, take a picture.
You're really letting people take this picture. Yeah, it's like
an only fans. I'm gonna you don't worry. All right,
So that's how you u. It's brilliant, isn't it. Think
about it. You don't want those pubes just flying everywhere?

(21:33):
All right? Thank you?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
Watching him step into it made me nervous. I feel
like that's how he's gonna fall, and.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
I don't do it with shoes on gandhi. Okay, all right,
well there you go something. It's a life hack from
the one and only straight main. Other people do it.
I guarantee the grocery bag. Do you do it while
you're at the grocery store in line? That could be funny.
Don't be ridiculous? Oh uh? Robert Online twenty four is

(22:04):
uh coming to the defense of straight in eate? Okay,
go right in? What's going on? Robert?

Speaker 25 (22:10):
Hey, Hey, good morning, guys, Good morning. Everybody want to
say that that that idea of Nate's, it's it's brilliant,
it's it's your genius. I mean, you've got to be
able to keep that area kind of you know, clean
and clean, but also you've got to keep your bathroom
same same way.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
So well, I agree. So let me let me remind
people though, Hold on one second, Robert, so straight Ate says,
what he does with his, uh, his plastic bags from
the grocery store. Is he you know the two holes
the handles, He puts a leg to each one, pulls
him up to his crotch, and he uses that to
catch all his hair when he trims himself.

Speaker 26 (22:47):
And I know that's even better.

Speaker 25 (22:49):
Now you're now you're repurposing the bags that they gave
you at the grocery store.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yes, recycling, I mean pretty soon.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
I think those are gonna those are going to disappear
pretty soon at some point in some grocery stores. What
are you gonna do? Yeah, you better stalk up there,
straight n I tell you what. From now on, all
all of our friends, if you can get a few
extra bags and don't throw them away, send them to
Nate at the radio station. Wow, this is great, Robert,
thank you for pointing out a very excellent idea from

(23:17):
straight Nate.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I love it absolutely and just let you know, we'll
be we'll be trying it out later on. It's like
an impetible forest down there, so I gotta okay, And
you're going to be thinking while you're doing it, which
is even more strange.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, this cuts for Nate. All right, have a great day, Robert,
thank you. I have a great one.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Keep everybody entertained, man, love you guys.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
I don't know about that, but.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
How what kind of shrubbery are these guys dealing with that?
They're so worried about what's flying around their back and
they need plastic bags to contain it. Like maybe if
you just did better maintenance, may.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I have answered that you have to do it more
often if you let it go, that's when it's you know,
you need bags.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
He's got like sash squatch going on down he does.

Speaker 22 (24:02):
I take those hair skin and nails gummies, and my
hair grows oddly fast, especially down there, so.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I have to maintain. God, we're hearing so much from you,
too much, a God.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I feel like, where's Brody? We haven't talked to Dave
Brody today?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Is he hanging out hey there? Dave Brody? Good morning,
Good morning, Elvis. Dave Brody of course at the house,
monitoring from afar, but keeping an eye on everything we're doing.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
And uh, how are you doing? How are you feeling
about the show today?

Speaker 25 (24:35):
Show sounds good?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Uh?

Speaker 25 (24:37):
I just looked up magic Matt and apparently Manscape makes
a mat that you put under your feet and it
catches all the trimmings.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Oh really for Nate, Yeah, magic Matt, Magic Matt.

Speaker 25 (24:49):
It sounds like a movie about dancers, but no, it's yeah,
the magic Matt.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Well, how does it catch all? How does it catch
your discarded hair?

Speaker 14 (24:59):
Well?

Speaker 25 (24:59):
I haven't done all the reading. What it looks like.
It's it's got like a clinging material to it, like
it's sticky, and everything drops onto it and it you
just it catches it.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm charged or something.

Speaker 25 (25:13):
Yeah, maybe that's a frog. You know, I'll read it
to you. Hold on a.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Second, anti slip door mat.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
I still would like to see Nate's thing on Shark
Tank with his pants down and yeah, scissors in hand.

Speaker 25 (25:29):
It's made of recycled paper and it says, uh it's entertaining,
so there's jokes on it. I guess it looks like
it's like a printed newspaper. Yeah, pull up, Yeah, disposable
shaving mats three ninety nine Nate idea that put I
put in the chat room. I don't know if you
saw it. A picture of a baby floats. You know

(25:49):
baby floats from babies in the pool. They have the
leg holes, so you could stick your legs through the
baby float and then the float will catch all your trimmings.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
That's kind, I don't know, that's just that's creepy using
a baby toy to trim your cubes. Thanks on that one.
But the magic matt out of three ninety nine is
disposed of all men. I'm in all right? What else
is going on with you? Dave Brody?

Speaker 25 (26:10):
So I got into a car accident last week. Somebody
sideswipe me.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
I'm fine.

Speaker 25 (26:13):
The cars atle scratched up, so it's in the shop
this week. Well, I rented a car, well they paid
for the rental for me. And it reeks of cigarette
smoke right, So it's terrible. I've been spreading it with everything.
So I left it in my garage with all the
windows down, hoping you would air out. But now I'm
talking to you in my garage and the garage smells
like cigarette smoke. It's awful. I've runed my house.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's my house. It permeates, it does. Yeah.
All right, well look, best of luck. You don't just
maybe just burn your house down. Start over. Let's guarantee you.

Speaker 25 (26:46):
Thank you for the advice.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
All right, we love you, Brody, please hold.

Speaker 23 (26:51):
Elvis, I was a total lunatic, Danielle, shut up, keep
I moving, Gandhi, we should do a talent show.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Froggy, are you gonna talk to me later or no?

Speaker 18 (26:59):
Starting your day?

Speaker 23 (27:02):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Seriously, we're all going to gain five hundred friggin pounds.
So you know what. So Andrew goes downstairs to Starbucks.
He brings back two sandwiches. One has like egg and
cheese and the other sandwich has like cheese and egg.
I mean, butter was like dripping off of it. So
I had like I had like two bites of eats.
I'm like, I'm full. So Scary is like you want

(27:37):
to finish some So Scary Scary eats both sandwiches, and
we all come in and go, hey, is there any
love for any of us? Scary at it all? And
then Nate brought a keiche.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
And so Scary is like, so Scary has a slice
of keiche. Well here's the thing. Hold on, there's a thing.

Speaker 10 (27:57):
The geese would have entered the room before the Starbucks.
I would have went for the keiche. I love keish.
I love it a lot more than Starbucks. But cakes
came first.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
But I'm like, but I still have to have keeese
because I love it more.

Speaker 20 (28:07):
So if you had keys first and then the Starbucks came,
would you have left the Starbucks?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I would have. No, you wouldn't here. I gotta tell you.
I love you. You know me. I love food just
like you. Oh my god. I could eat until the
cows come home, and then I eat the cow. I
pull half the bread off of everything I'm eating.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Eatsret you can't pull bread off of a.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
This year than I am in previous because my time,
my face was fast me.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
So yesterday I was drinking these Coca colas.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
When they come in these little bottles, you know, the
little Coca cola bottles. Yeah, and so I drank one
on the air yesterday and started burping because because of
my surgery on my stomach, anything that fizzes makes me burp.
So we Nate received an email from a disgruntled listener.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Her name is one you tell her name. She's got
a problem.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Read the email.

Speaker 22 (29:07):
So it was a tweet, and it was yesterday afternoon
after the show.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
A tweet.

Speaker 22 (29:11):
Hey at Nate Marino, can you please tell Elvis to
quit burping on air? He's gross and this ain't funny.
I could feel at Danielle Monaro cringe over her microphone.
Elvis has seriously passed his prime.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Okay, go away. If I want to burp on the air,
I'll burp on the air. Me past my prime. We
have more listeners now than we've ever had on the show.

Speaker 15 (29:33):
Was not.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
That doesn't gross me out. A lot of things gross
me out.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
It doesn't. If I was over here, like eating mayonnaise,
she would vomit a burp. Not funny. I'm sorry if
you don't like it's always funny. But here's my here's
my thing. Go listen to someone else.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
You know, you know she's a troll when you when
you literally are following five times more people than followers that.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
You have, she's a total tru If you have thirty people.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
That follow you and you're following seven hundred. You're a troll.
So here's my point. Ready for the point. You can
turn the channel. You don't have to listen. If you
don't like me burping on the radio, go away. See
they're looking for reasons to bitch and moan, right because
obviously she has no life. Obviously no one wants to

(30:19):
have sex with her. I mean obviously, seriously. You know
she smells. She has a smell, you know, No, you
know she smells like I bet she does. I bet
she smells like an old towel that's been wet for
like four weeks. You know she does. So go the
hell away. If you don't like me burping on the radio,
don't listen. No one's forcing you to listen. Why do

(30:41):
people want to bitch and moan? Oh my god, I'm
doing it right now. I'm bitching your moaning.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I was going to point that out, but I exactly,
I'm as bad as she is.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
You're tweeting into a microphone. I'm tweeting. No, look at her.
She looks like she stings. Well why why what do
you mean to say? Okay, okay, So someone's out there listening,
going he's being really mean. Well, you know what, she
started it?

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Well, technically yes.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Oh yeah yeah. And I know it sounded like a
kid like she started it.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Okay, I'm a kid. Whatever I burped on the radio,
that's totally fine.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Maybe I know.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
But then she says he's past his prime. Honey, but
you know what, don't send me a tweet or send
him a tweet saying I'm past my prime.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Think she send the tweets directly to you, like, why
does he have.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
To go through? Because she's a scumbag? Oh my god,
I love you so much right now, this is like
my favorite. Okay, okay, so this is me normally. Okay,
So look, I know I'm being really mean. Okay, and
you're driving to work, going God, he's being really mean.
But don't you sometimes wish hear me out, hear me out?
Give me a pass on this one. Don't you sometimes

(31:47):
wish you had your own radio show, so when someone
makes you so mad you could actually go off on
them on the radio. I'm gonna tell you it's the best.
I feel like drinking co Coca cola and burping, Yeah, buddy,
this is so good, Sarah, I hope you're ha hey,

(32:12):
I can tell you it's not It's not like I
have the microphone op to my butt. I'm not farting
and you can. It's so good.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
I can.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
I don't even need to watch. That's my talent.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
I've wanted to do that my whole life.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
How do you do it? You got to eat air
to swallow air? Yeah? Oh who did that?

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Who was that talent?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah? I can do it. It gives me gas, It
makes my stomach hurt. But come on, I feel like
I'm gonna come try and get it to it. Come on,
come on, I can't. Sorry, Froggy, was that you?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I can do a really good on command?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
I mean, okay on the counter? Three? Ready? One two three?
Froggy bur' dying? God damn it past my prime? Is
it okay to sneak? I can tell you. I'm laughing
all the way to the bank.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Seriously, that's what happens when I swallowed that much air.
That comes so attractive.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
That is unreal. What did the texture saying? Scary fifty five?
All this burping is turning me on this. You are
on the flower of your youth. I am Look. Someone
said they're sitting in the car making themselves burp. Thank you, Marcy.
I've never laughed this hard at the show before. Someone
says this segment is gonna earn us an Emmy. All right.

(33:54):
I feel like this is a really great example of
freedom of speech.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
You just say whatever you want, and then we can
say anything we want back.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Someone said, we do sound like Willie Wonka in the
Chocolate Factory again. Yeah, they're about to get eaten up
by the fan, and they're like Charlie, but I can't
grat Pa Joe, I can't bring die. The fan's gonna
kill us. Charlie, Oh, we're gonna live.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
I felt more left out. I wish I could burp
on command and in the break and me.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Drink some coke. That will work, Yeah, it will, no
drink take a big swig. That's like, come on, come on,
burp it. Yeah, he got my swig. Do you feel it?
Do you feel it bubbling under? No? Nothing? No, Hey, look,
I I don't if you want to come at us
and talk to us about something that you don't like

(34:48):
on the show, if you speak to us respectfully and say,
you know what. I was driving to work this morning,
and I usually listen to your show and like it,
but today you're burping and it really it really wasn't
my thing and just letting you know, and I'll I
love you guys.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
It's great, that's good, right.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
But if you come out and start saying you're past
your prime, you know what, go screw yourself.

Speaker 20 (35:07):
Yeah, but you know what, we always say that there's
something that's not right with the person. It's not you,
it's there something going on. So we should technically feel
sorry for somebody who bullies someone else. I know it's hard,
but you know.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
No, you know what. I will have a conversation with you.
But if you don't know how to have a conversation
back and you use things like your past your prime,
you know what, you lose. You lose. You lost all
all of my attention except for we just talked about
you for fifteen minutes. I mean, I hope she has
the best day ever. Full of gas, full of yeah, exactly. Hell,

(35:42):
it's what savage, Elvis, You're a savage. I love it.
Burp all the way to the bank, the bank. Seriously,
we get paid to burp in a microphone. I love this. Here, Elvis,
here's another five billion dollars. Thank you for burping on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
You know what, We're gonna make you a star.

Speaker 20 (36:00):
You have, you have gas, but seeing all the problem
is because I burn so much on cue.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Like now I feel it coming up.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, I've got one in there. I'm just waiting.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Froggy is about to explode. We have to cover it live.
Oh God give me that Coke's hurt here. Oh you
still can't burk less? What year was it? I mean
I probably did yesterday in command.

Speaker 20 (36:24):
I can't do it, like if I pushed my stomach
now I feel like, oh this is so good.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
I love Coca Colas.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
You just crapped your throat.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Sorry, that's nothing was about to happen. You know what,
You're right, I'm past my prime. I should take a break.
Someone just text you past your prime. You're like a
well aged steak.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Cheese.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Okay.

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Speaker 18 (37:20):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Hey have you seen these shirts? The I Love Elvis
Duran shirts?

Speaker 8 (37:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
No, all right here, hold on, I'm holding it up
in the zoom room. There they are that I wear.
iHeart Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So I saw
these online. I'm like, oh, wow, those are cool. Who's
selling those? Not us?

Speaker 8 (37:49):
Oh it's not us.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
No, it's not. Oh it's right, it's actually you know
it look no offense. But this is a trademark show.
And you know, if you know, if you print up
shirts they say I love Elvis trand the Morning Show
and it's not us and you're making money off of it,
then technically it's illegal.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
But those are our colors and everything.

Speaker 19 (38:09):
I know.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
But here's my problem. Here's my problem. I don't have
a problem with it. Okay. So I'm online on this
on the on Instagram. It's called Kimberly's Trendy Boutique and
I saw these several weeks ago and I just I
liked it. I'm like, oh, I like that shirt. That's us.
Wait wait, wait a minute. Who's selling this? You can
buy them? Okay, So yeah, technically it's illegal. Yeah, but

(38:34):
I have a problem with it because.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
She's promoting our show. I think it's great.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Well, but she's making money off of it, right, that's
the problem. Well, but my problem again is I don't
have a problem with it. Look, it's Kimberly's trendy boutique.
You can look it up on Instagram. Feel free to
go buy as many shirts as you want. She's obviously
I'm hoping I want to talk to her. Hope she's
a fan of the show. Now, look, if it was
like Nike or someone like that selling Callvistrand Merchant, I said.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Then I would have an issue. Will I want to
go in for the cut?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
You know? And they would never do that. They have
attorneys that would tell them not to do it. Obviously
Kimberly didn't checking an attorney, didn't ask anyone permission. And again,
I'm fine with it. It goes back to the remember
those morning shows. There was one up in Vermont that
was ripping us off. Yes, they would actually listen to
a phone tap and they would write it down word

(39:23):
for word, and they would act it out and they
would play them back on their show Gondies before you
were here, and it's scary, like an outrage. You're just
ripping the show off, and I'm like, I don't care.
Let him do it. Five.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
I love see that pissed me off.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
The same show with Chantelle's Big Box.

Speaker 20 (39:41):
The same place that pissed me off because we did
all the work and then they went back and didn't
do anything but transcribe the work.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
We're doing the works and she's selling shirts off of
our show. That's not right.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
Like I started promoting the show Frog at least she's
promoting the show. Chantell was not promoting the show.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
She was promoting her box.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
If I went today and started Froggy's boutique and I
started selling shirts with like the New York Giants logo
on them, or the Jets logo or the Buccaneers logo,
they would they would they would sue me.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
They you can't do that, they would see you. It's
the same thing and I had, But I'm telling it's not.
I mean, I don't care. It's like, I don't get
upset at this. I hope Kimberly's boutique sells a billion
of them. I want. I think that's great. I love
the fact that she just said, screw it, I'm just
gonna sell them. You know, it doesn't matter. I don't care.

Speaker 9 (40:29):
If she sells a billion of them, are we then
going to say, okay, now you owe us some of that?

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
I don't think she's going to sell a billion.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
I know, but for all of us, I don't. She
sells a billion, by the way, I don't know, cheaper.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Than ours thirty six dollars. W I want to cut down.
Never mind, I want to cut I thought they were
like ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
It's expensive. Oh no, I want her to I want
her to charge a little more. That's an expensive shirts
of Disney characters on them too, disneyl step.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Okay, I can help her with those.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's a copyright infringement. But if if she wants to
sell the the I love Elvis Duran in the Morning
Show shirt for thirty six dollars. It's an Etsy, it's
an Etsy account, then you know, okay, you know, I'll
keep an eye on it.

Speaker 20 (41:19):
But you know, whatever, It's like when I used to
do children's birthday parties and the place I worked for
didn't want to pay for the rights. So when somebody
would want like Rapunzel to come, they wouldn't ask for
we want the princess with the long hair, like yeah,
Like they wouldn't give them the names.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
You know, do you have that? Do you have Joanne
on the phone? Yeah? Is Nate not listening today? Nate? Yes?
Do you have Joanne on the phone?

Speaker 8 (41:49):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Why Why are we having a communication issue with you
and me? Hello, it's here one of You're not even
looking at me. I'm like, do you my screen pants
on the air. I've been listening to you for the
past thirty asked him if she was on the phone.
He only didn't even answer me. I thought you were
asking scary.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
No, you're the my go to guy.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
You're my guy. Joanne is on the phone. She's live
with you now, Okay, tank you Joanne? I'm doing fine.
So do you You went onto uh this boutique's website
and you bought this shirt thirty six dollars worth?

Speaker 19 (42:26):
Right?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Was it thirty six when you bought it to?

Speaker 21 (42:28):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
It was that's so expensive.

Speaker 27 (42:31):
And what it was it was the Elvis story on
fan page and it said, mister Michael Alheimer is my
favorite telew Marketer.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Oh wait, wait, there's another shirt for mister Michael, mister
Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 8 (42:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Hold on, scary though to cut on that.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
That's my character that.

Speaker 20 (42:51):
Miss Marshcallopsis is feeling a little left out right now.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
I'm just saying she's an old lady. Have some respect,
all right, Okay, thirty six dollars for the I Love
Elvistran Morning Show shirt. It was is the Michael Oppenheimer's
shirt at the same price. I didn't see that on
the list, So.

Speaker 27 (43:08):
My question was was a little kay that I bought it?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Okay, everyone else on the show is butt hurt over it,
but I and it's my name. Basically, I don't.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
I don't should I have a problem with this.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I don't have a problem with it.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
I'm okay, okay, look.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
You know I I don't.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
But on the other hand, I don't want to set
an example where everyone's going to come up with the
Elvis Tran shirt, you know. And also you know all
these people who are selling on Etsy and you know,
these online people. I don't want them to think that
they can start like ripping people off and get away
with it, you know. So I don't want to set
a bad example there. But at the same time, I'm

(43:49):
flattered that she did the and it's a great design. Yeah,
she designed, she did a great job. So I mean,
I'm assuming it's a she. I don't know did you
Did you actually talk to this person or you just
were it off mail or mail.

Speaker 27 (44:01):
Order I dis ordered. I haven't gotten it yet.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Oh okay, well let's keep an eye on that, because yeah, how.

Speaker 27 (44:11):
Long Daniellean shirt this thing?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Say that again?

Speaker 27 (44:17):
I'm sorry, I said, Danielle President showed him. Sure that
said I am the squirrel King.

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Oh yes, he got that.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
I am the squirrel King. Share, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
I remember see him wearing hold on, Hold on, hold on, Joan.
How long ago did you order the Elvis Draane Morning
Show shirt from this this person?

Speaker 27 (44:37):
About a week ago, maybe a couple of days ago.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Okay, so so it still hasn't had time to arrive.
All right, Will you let us know if you win
or if you don't receive it. I'd like to know
more about that.

Speaker 27 (44:48):
Of course, I can send it to you guys if
you want.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
No, no, no, no, it's okay, But but I appreciate you
letting us know though, I very much. I saw this
shirt online weeks ago, and I thought it was I
was very impressed, and I realized, I I don't know
who's making money off of us, but it's okay, all right, listen, listen,
thanks for listening to us, Joanne. You go have a
great day. Enjoy your shirt when he gets there.

Speaker 27 (45:08):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
It's illegal. I mean so is speeding, you know, speed
all the time in my car. Somebody came up with
a great idea.

Speaker 10 (45:20):
In the text message, they say that they think that
this woman should donate the profits of these shirts to
the Phone Tap Fund.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
I can think of much more worthy organizations that need
our money. Is my favorite.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Do mark.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
This is the shirt that she spoke of. Yeah, they
sent one to me. It has my name on the
shirts aka Scary Jones. Are they selling them?

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Yeah, it's it's it's right there next to the other,
the Elvist shirt.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Does it bother you that they're they're selling a shirt
with your character's name on there and you're not getting
a penny off of it.

Speaker 10 (45:59):
At first, I was a little taken aback by it,
But you're making it. You're actually softening the blow, and
you're actually making a good case Elvis. I'm actually less
offended the fact that you're not offended because I'm part
of your brand.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
See now she's coming out with a whole line of shirts.

Speaker 10 (46:13):
Apparently she's making shirts about everybody on the show, so
it's each individual person up to there.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
You know, Well, I will tell you this. You know,
I Heeart could have a problem with it, but I
haven't heard from him. What's what's Should we at least.

Speaker 22 (46:25):
Get approval if they're maybe his shirt, you know about us?
Should we at least get approval on that on this
new leg merchandise.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Look, if it was if it was offensive, or if
it was really not tasteful at all, would we would
stick the dogs on them? I have no problem doing that.
But I don't see a problem. I think it looks
like a nice shirt. It looks good and okay, you know, yeah,
I would have thought it came from us. She's doing
a good job. No, actually, it's better than the crap
we put out. I think her shirt's much better than anything.

(46:53):
I'm kidding. I will tell you there was one year
we did a Z one hundred concert out at Nasau
Coliseum on Long Island, and when we were leaving. There
were these guys out in the parking lot selling Z
one hundred shirts and they were cool. They were total bootleg.
They were much cooler than the ones we were selling inside.
So I've got one. I'm like, oh, buy one.

Speaker 20 (47:14):
Scotty used to go out there and he used to
be like the patrol for that. He would go and
he would take the shirts away from all the bootleggers
and yell at them.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
And know that. I think I spent thirty dollars. I
bought our own bootleg shirt. It was a rainbow shirt.
It was really cool. All right? So who is ripping
us off to? How are you going to rip us off?
We want to hear from you now. You want to
start a new Elvis dr and morning show line of
what name it? You know?

Speaker 10 (47:42):
Would you be offended, Elvis if she started printing copies
of your book?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Where do I begin sell and selling those? Well? See
that's those those books actually belong to Simon Schuster. They
would have a big problem with it. I only get
a little, teeny tiny piece of that anyway, So what
about okay, Nate. Nate needs to have like a blood
spattered shirt, He says, what I'm not a murderer. Yeah,

(48:08):
Nate is a murderer.

Speaker 22 (48:10):
I wouldn't approve of that because you know, I'm not
a murderer. And then she's having random people walking around
with that shirt that says I'm a murderers, perpetuating this myth.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
What what would Danielle's shirt be like, listen, curse words.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Or I steal bananas from the grocery store.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
No, I don't do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Gandhi, what's Gandhi shirt? Gonna say, Gandhi shirt would you have?

Speaker 20 (48:34):
It's still a binger of her token up I think, yeah,
take that, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Or every animal in the world and Gandhi in the middle.

Speaker 21 (48:41):
Of the ball.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Yes, hello anyway, not offended, but not yet. We're gonna
we're gonna monitor this situation.

Speaker 10 (48:50):
That scary naughty cookie box they're selling, Hello, Lady Penis cookies,
all right, I.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Want to go there. Uncle Johnny could have a problem
with the little Lady Penis coteries are Look at this
is that funny? I don't know, it's it's kind of funny.
I was just thinking, like the things in this world
that set me off and things that don't. Maybe I
should reverse those. Maybe things the things that I should
be mad at, and I'm not I should be mad at,
you know, and the things that I do be mad at,

(49:23):
I should just let them go.

Speaker 23 (49:29):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
All right, it's Garrett. What phone tap do you have
for us?

Speaker 15 (49:36):
Well, Brianna emailed us wanting a phone tap our boy
friend Antonio. Now the couple just found out that they're
having a baby together, so that's pretty exciting news. So
Brianna thought, wouldn't it be funny if I called up
Antonio from The Mary Povid Show and say, come on,
come on the show.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Oh yeah, we know where this is going. I think,
what's listen in today's phone tap from Garrett? Here we go.

Speaker 15 (49:56):
Hi, Yes, I'm looking for and Antonio.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
What I must be speak?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (50:01):
Antonio? My name is Don Dreper. I worked with No
Where Else Productions, and I work over with the Morey
Povid Show. Are you familiar with us?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Yeah, I'm with the more Povid Show.

Speaker 15 (50:12):
Yeah, at least contacted us. We want to send you
guys to be guests on our show. You know, all
expenses paid. So what do you say? Yes or no.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Oh, nah, I don't know. I don't know about that.

Speaker 15 (50:27):
All right, listen, I'll be straight with you, all right,
at least contacted us. You guys are having a baby, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
She wants to come on Opporternity test show. Wait what what?

Speaker 14 (50:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
No, she contacted us.

Speaker 15 (50:42):
So if you would just say yes, that'd be great
to look good on my resume, get some TV time.
He'll end up my baby, yeah, she she said she
was a little confused.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
What I mean, hold you about my baby?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Correct?

Speaker 15 (50:59):
Yeah, she was a little unsure, apparently unsure.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
What I'm unsure that.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I'm the father?

Speaker 15 (51:05):
Yeah, well, that's what our shows are about, to determine
the father. I gotta I gotta make another call to
A to A Ryan and a Patrick.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
There's no way, no way.

Speaker 15 (51:15):
Do you understand? This is my job on the line
right now. I wasn't special, so I don't care.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
If it's the well coming to an end on the line.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
No, no, I'm not sign up for that.

Speaker 14 (51:25):
I'm Oh my god, I told you you're crazy.

Speaker 15 (51:32):
He messed up. All right, Let's give him a couple
of minutes and then we'll call him back. And I
just need you to act like you have no idea
what's going on? And I'm sure he'll tell you what
he's been dealing with.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
All right, Okay, all right, cool?

Speaker 21 (51:45):
Hell, hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Call me?

Speaker 14 (51:50):
I mean made him talk to you about that.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
You've been doing a lot of you.

Speaker 27 (51:53):
Calm down, you're yelling down.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I'm calmed down.

Speaker 27 (51:57):
Just talk to you about it.

Speaker 14 (51:59):
I mean, you know, well, so you remember that time,
like you know, we broke up for I forget how
long it was we broke.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Up, like it was like twelve hours.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
You went out of your bone.

Speaker 21 (52:14):
Dudes.

Speaker 14 (52:15):
Well, I was really upset with you and I needed
some comforting. And Ryan was there and I also ran
in the Patrick.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
You need twelve hours? You Frona had a train, a trench.

Speaker 18 (52:29):
It was all a train.

Speaker 27 (52:30):
It wasn't Patrick and Bryan, it wasn't a train.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Do they even know? Do they even know?

Speaker 18 (52:36):
I mean well, I.

Speaker 14 (52:36):
Mean, you know the show is supposed to contact them
as well. I mean, you know, I thought we'd all
get this out and open together.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I'm going on no show.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
You make to go.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
You have to go, do what you have to go.

Speaker 27 (52:51):
You want to know the truth, don't you did the truth?

Speaker 19 (52:54):
I know the truth.

Speaker 14 (52:54):
I just want to go on the show just so
that we.

Speaker 27 (52:57):
Can make sure I'm doing you a favor.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Do you're doing me a favorite? You're doing me a favorite,
making sure that that's my baby and your belley. That's
doing me a favor. But I'm me going to some
stupid show that's a favor of my ass.

Speaker 27 (53:10):
Oh, come on, that's not necessary.

Speaker 18 (53:12):
It is.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I can't even believe you, why now that you're making
such a little thing of this.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
But I love you.

Speaker 14 (53:17):
I'm doing this because I love you.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
You in a funny way of showing.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
That you love me.

Speaker 8 (53:22):
What's about the language.

Speaker 27 (53:23):
I've never heard you speak like this before.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
You want to bring me on national TV?

Speaker 14 (53:28):
And when it's a trip, you know it'll be like
a little mini vacation.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I don't want no trip. Trips are Hawaii trips are abroad.
Trips are not who is this child's daddy?

Speaker 18 (53:40):
That's not a trip.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
That's an embarrassments embarrassment.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
I mean, how how tired.

Speaker 14 (53:45):
Are you going to be when we go on the
show and you know the test proof that you're the
child's father, and then you could totally like propose to me.
Then I mean, I had this all the ways out
of my head.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I thought this to be like, oh, a romantic.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I think the hormones. I think you were crazy. I
think you thene lost your doodle. Your doodle had flown
away to another land.

Speaker 15 (54:07):
Hey, Antonio, I know because you you you're crazy, Antonio.
Hello Antonio, My name is Garret from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. You just got phone tap by your
girlfriend the least.

Speaker 18 (54:18):
Yeah, I did it.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Oh my god, I didnet got three veins in my
forehead popping. You were freaking out.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Hold up, so we were wanting to break you.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Didn't see anybody else.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 22 (54:37):
Of course not.

Speaker 18 (54:41):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
This table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 23 (54:47):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
So checking on Twitter hashtag things I learned from my
ex hmmm hashtag It would be a wonderful world if
we can all fill that in right, yeah, hashtag by
your thirtieth birthday, which is great. Things you need to
have accomplished or figure out by your thirtieth birthday, I
guess hashtag. I'm not a jerk, but that there are

(55:19):
so many.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
I mean, you know, everybody has like the quote unquote
unpopular opinion. Yes, so a lot of people are kind
of voicing I'm not really a jerk, but I don't
believe in yeah fill in the blank.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Hashtag make a compliment awkward. Like the other day someone said, Oh,
I love turning your show on every morning. I keep
it on the background because I like noise. Okay, well thanks, yeah.
So if that's the case, we can just here and go.
That's all they need. Do you have any others that
are uh?

Speaker 18 (55:49):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (55:50):
I made a list because these were cracking me up.
So like, you look great with makeup on, you look
great for being six seven months pregnant.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Oh, you're not pregnant. Okay, okay, so let's stop and
let's let these let these breathe. Okay, Okay. The first
one is you look great with makeup on? Okay, that's
that's not a compliment. Is it's not, but it is.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
But it starts out with you look great, yeah, and
then it takes a turn.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
It's like the other one, No, you look great better
than last week.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Has anyone never said that to you?

Speaker 18 (56:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (56:21):
But who said that? That's one of the hashtags, Oh, Danielle,
Remember we used to have those jock cards. It was
so silly. We had to take these out two appearances,
and it had our you know, our photo on it
and our name and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Remember what that lady said to you, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
She took the jockguards.

Speaker 20 (56:34):
She was looking at it and she goes, wow, they
really do great things with the airbrushing.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Same. I was like, what hashtag make a compliment awkward? Yeah,
I get you are cute.

Speaker 9 (56:47):
Comma foreign Indian girl, I've gotten that. I'm like, hey, hey,
what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Yeah, what does that mean? I think it means they
don't think Indian girls are that cute, you know, Froggy.
I'm sure people say things awkward to you a lot.
I don't know why I assume that. I mean, he's
saying that is kind of awkward.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I've heard, oh, your haircut, it really slims your face.
Oh thanks, it's not a fat face, but my haircut
makes my face looks them.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
That's see what they thought they were giving you a compliment.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, I've heard this is the one you don't want
to hear. Oh no, honey, I love yours. I don't
like them that big.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Oh god, yeah, I don't want to hear that scary. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:22):
I posted on my Instagram a picture of me in
Cantcuon and someone wrote, that's a great picture of you.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
It doesn't look like you at all. I think.

Speaker 10 (57:31):
Somebody else wrote, hey, I like what you did with
your bald spot.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
I'm like, wait a second, you notice it's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
What about when people come in with like clothes and
do the oh this stuff doesn't fit me. I you know,
lost a little bit away, but it would look great
on you.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Yeah, there's that one like you watch your mouth. Yes,
I'll take it. And of course we always get the hey,
you look great. You know you have a face for
radio that get that thing? You know? Okay?

Speaker 7 (57:54):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
So one sent a text in I love getting the
you're pretty for a big girl. What the hell is that?
That's not a compliment.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
That's not cool.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
No, you're pretty period. This doesn't matter what your size is. Anyway,
you call them backhanded compliments if you want. We called
it a hashtag make a compliment awkward? Yeah, seriously, anyone else.

Speaker 9 (58:18):
There's some like it's amazing how you do so much
with so little?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
What yeah, oh my god?

Speaker 9 (58:25):
Or like I love how you just don't care how
you look. I love that you don't put you don't
worry about it fitting societal norms.

Speaker 8 (58:32):
I love how you care not to be perfect. You
don't care about being perfect.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
You really lean into your flaws. Guess what it's all
about is you got to think before you say these things.
And look, we're all guilty of it. You'll say something,
then you'll go, oh god, I didn't say that, but
you do. But you know, a backhanded compliment is not cool.

Speaker 9 (58:50):
I don't think I always hesitate. Maybe you can answer this, Elvis,
because you've lost weight. When you notice somebody has lost weight,
do you say, oh my gosh, you look great.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
It looks like you lost some weight, or do you
just leave? What do you do? No, I'll say you
look great, and I can say what it is. I
think you did it because I ran into someone YESTERD
as a matter of fact, who has lost a lot
of weight, and I said, oh my god, you look awesome.
And I didn't say you've lost one hundred thousand pounds. Okay.

Speaker 20 (59:14):
Normally they will say it back to you like, oh yeah,
I lost a couple of pounds or something.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Okay, because I always wanted to compliment. But you know
this text you look good for your age? Yeah, oh
why had that?

Speaker 20 (59:24):
Once we were at an event and I was hanging
out with a couple of other girls from the show,
and these these I guess they were teenagers came over
to us and they went, oh my gosh, you look
so pretty. I hope when i'm your age, I look
that good.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
But it really is a compliment because it is real.
Yeah it was, there's nowhere near your age, actually, kids,
but exactly they're saying the truth. It's actually something nice
sort of Line twenty four is Kara, are you don't
care what's going on?

Speaker 26 (59:52):
Oh, I'm just I'm thirty six weeks pregnant about five
times aget, that's okay, I get.

Speaker 13 (59:58):
Yeah, well you're pregnant, so you're supposed to.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Be you're pregnant, you're supposed to be fat. Yeah, okay, thanks.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
That makes you feel good.

Speaker 13 (01:00:13):
You can say after that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Oh yeah, Another one I got the other day, Kara,
was you must work so hard you look tired. Oh god,
well I don't work hard, so why do well look tired?

Speaker 14 (01:00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I don't, All right, Kara? Thanks? And so how pregnant
are you?

Speaker 17 (01:00:29):
Thirty six weeks?

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Good for you all right, Well, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 21 (01:00:34):
Thanks, love you guys, Love you too.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Lane three is Dorothy. I believe Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Hi Dorothy, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
We're doing well? Give me one.

Speaker 17 (01:00:43):
I okay.

Speaker 27 (01:00:44):
At the doctor's office, I'm a size twelve kind of curby.
You know, I got big boobs.

Speaker 28 (01:00:50):
My doctor said, wow, you're a lot heavier than you look.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yes, somebody says, oh, you wear that weight, will Yeah,
you wear your weight.

Speaker 27 (01:01:01):
Oh, it's really good.

Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
My response was, well, you're ugly.

Speaker 27 (01:01:04):
I can lose weight, but you're never gonna get pretty.

Speaker 15 (01:01:06):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Did you tell that to your doctor?

Speaker 29 (01:01:09):
Yes?

Speaker 27 (01:01:09):
I did.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Listen to this one, Dorothy. Soone, just send a text
in short you short girls are great. I always feel
so big and powerful around you. I get that a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
Yes, I have a friend who deliberately will post his
pictures on Tinder standing next to me because he looks
enormous and he's not.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
That helps.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
All right, Dorothy, have a great text for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Yeah, scary Scary must get more of these than anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
I don't know why you're you attract all these backhanded compliments.
Someone said to me, I don't even think of you
as like a guy. What does that mean?

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
I am ogre or you're single because you're too picky
and you know, scary.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
You also get the oh you clean up well, that's
the worst. So what I look like a freaking dumpster
when I walk around otherwise running one. I feel like
we all get that.

Speaker 20 (01:02:07):
I would have gotten you clean up well, because when
people come to see us sometimes in the morning and
we look like, you know, we rolled out of bed
a dumpster fire, yeah he did, and then we show
up at a vent like, wow, you guys clean up well?

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Look at you. Yeah, I didn't recognize you. I didn't
think you had it in yet. All right, who's this
on this line? I can't I can't push the button
a light. Hi, e Vet, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (01:02:31):
Hi? Elvis, Hi everybody?

Speaker 12 (01:02:33):
I love you.

Speaker 17 (01:02:35):
Good morning, Good morning. I'm calling because I'm calling about
that compliment made awkward. I was at the supermarket one
day this week and I took out my phone to
pay with my Apple Pay and the young man who
was ringing me up noticed it, and he says to me,
He goes, wow, I didn't know someone your age know

(01:02:57):
how to do that.

Speaker 28 (01:03:01):
Oh god, I looked at it like, what do you
do my age?

Speaker 17 (01:03:08):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Yeah, don't don't let them talk to you like that,
you know what. Screw him he meant. He meant it
as a compliment, right, all right, thanks for listening to us.
Have a great day. Mary on line twenty four. You know,
I love compliments and about our looks because but you
have to be so careful how you say it, right Mary?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Well I have.

Speaker 9 (01:03:26):
I've recently lost a lot of weight and my husband
was walking behind me in the grocery store and he said,
you know, your butt doesn't look nearly as big as
it used.

Speaker 20 (01:03:36):
To I said, it's so something Froggy would say to
his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Totally, it is a compliment.

Speaker 27 (01:03:43):
Though it's just not as big.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
That's a compliment, all right, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
It's it's a dummies way of saying something nice. Because
I accidentally am letting my feelings from previous that I
didn't held that I'm withheld. I'm letting those be known.
That's why you say that it's not as big as
it used to be. It looks nice.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
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about telling them what they say to your wife? Well
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Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Yeah, you know. Another one someone sent on the texting Jessica,
a lesbian listener said, Oh, I can't believe you're a lesbian.
You're so pretty. All right, Jessica, I know, all right,
redheaded Jessica, We love you. Have a good day, Okay,
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Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
I don't know. Maybe I'm too polite one when I
speak to my smart speaker, when I talk to her
my echo, I'm always polite. Oh, I will say, please,
I have use mine you. Why are you abusing your
your smart speakers?

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
Because she never does the things I want her to do,
and she doesn't answer the right way. And when I
ask her to play a song, she tries to sell
it to me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Well, I know, but.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
That's she's programmed to do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
That's not it's you should yell it to people who
program her if you think about it. But what you're
doing is you're you're being rude to h Alexa. Sorry
I didn't turn everyone's Alexa. I'm sorry. I always did.
I did it again. Sorry, robot has no feelings. It
has no feelings. I do that, Froggy. You're yelling at
your your echo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Oh yeah, I'll curse it out sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
And the response is that you get go along with
whatever you said to it. Please don't speak to me
that way, or I don't like that type of tone,
or so you do make it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Feel bad, Well, it's programmed to make you think it
feels bad. It doesn't feel bad. It feels nothing exactly.
And I feel like I'm being played. Don't play me.
Just do what I want you to do. I just
want you. But you're not being played. It's a computer
making's dad faking well, I know, but you're yelling at it,
you're abusing it. It just makes It's not healthy for you,

(01:07:05):
is what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 9 (01:07:06):
It might not be, But she starts it when she
doesn't do what.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I want, right, I only do it when she doesn't
do what I say do, which is what she's supposed
to do.

Speaker 8 (01:07:13):
I look at it this way. I feel if you
kill her with kindness, maybe she'll do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
What you want.

Speaker 20 (01:07:18):
And I feel like when you are nasty to her,
there's like something in there that says, you know what,
bleep you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
I'm not going to do nothing you want.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Now, that's till I think what's scary. It is healthy.

Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
It's called venting, and you're expelling all your negative energy.
So you could be like, ah, it's like but it
rains and that's the thunderstorm and then you know, then
you know, go do a push up.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
What I'm saying, go go jog.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
The other day I told her I was gonna throw
her out the window. I was like, try me again.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
I swear you will go out of this window.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
I call mine the B word.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
When she doesn't do what I say, I'm like, listen, bit,
this is what I said.

Speaker 14 (01:07:53):
Do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Oh lord, listen to what you're saying. Here's my thing
with uh with the echo or the Google Home. Whenever
kids are learning how to just bark orders, Oh better
turn on blah bye blah. You know no, no, you
need to learn how to communicate with people, and you
can practice with that little speaker. But I don't know
that's a good point. If you want to be a

(01:08:14):
good human, be nice to You're smart.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Speaker who screams at their smart speaker?

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
I want to hear from you. Yeah, I yelled at
my last night. Yea, I want to hear Alexa.

Speaker 22 (01:08:23):
I shouldn't have said that, but play Electric Blue by
I As.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
I just wanted to hear that song. And then it
comes back with I found forty.

Speaker 22 (01:08:30):
Three ways to cook a hard boiled egg, and they're like,
nobody wanted to know that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Well, you know what you just did. If someone's listening
to us on their echo, you just turned us all
off and now they're playing that stupid song. I'm sorry
about that, but I think.

Speaker 30 (01:08:44):
You want to hear the song baby Shark. Yeah, play
the song baby Shark?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Yes, I didn't catch that.

Speaker 30 (01:08:54):
Does that play the song Baby Shark? I think you
are asking for the song baby Shark? Is that right?
Is actually the song baby Shark?

Speaker 15 (01:09:08):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:09:10):
Okay, I sar stop stop all right, he's taking off
the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Okay, stop screaming at your smart speaker. Text me now
fifty five one. I'm gonna hear how awful it is
for you. Uh hello, Aaron? Hello, Oh so Aaron, you're
being very polite to us? Are you polite to uh
your echo to Alexa as well?

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
I am.

Speaker 28 (01:09:34):
You know, any smart device that I have, I always
just make sure to say thank you after you know it.
Vacuums are after you know, it finds what I want,
just because you know, just in case one day, you know, you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Don't in case one day she's worried about an uprising. No,
you never know. You know. They're saying that you never know.
That artificial intelligence is, it's being improved or improved upon
every day.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
I agree with you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Yeah, I say be nice, kill him with kindness.

Speaker 26 (01:09:58):
Aaron, You're right, you might as well just be nice.

Speaker 20 (01:10:01):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
So do you have a room ba in your house?

Speaker 29 (01:10:04):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (01:10:04):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
And so when roomba vacuums the living room, do you
actually say thank you roomba?

Speaker 17 (01:10:09):
I do?

Speaker 28 (01:10:10):
And I know it sounds silly, but you know what,
it doesn't take long to do it.

Speaker 17 (01:10:13):
So I just say thank you when it's done.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
I think that's a very very great way of looking
at it. We should always be in practice of saying
thank you and being grateful, even if it's a silly speaker.
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:10:25):
I feel like you need to assert your dominance.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Let it know who's in charge. It doesn't know. It
needs to know it doesn't know, it doesn't know, all right, Aaron,
thank you, Thank you very much. I happen to agree
with you. I agree because you never know. One day
they're going to rule the world, right.

Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
And I want it to be scared of me, not like, oh,
this is my friend. I'll be able to just take
her over.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
No, I want them to be like this one's going
to be a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Hi, Lisa.

Speaker 13 (01:10:47):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Lisa says that her Alexa has attitude problems. Oh now,
how do you know that? It's just a computer?

Speaker 17 (01:10:57):
You know, we have.

Speaker 12 (01:10:58):
Story of luck. We have three of them in our house.
We have one in the living room and then we
have one in the kids room.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:11:04):
Well, the one in the living room we've had the
longest and used to ask her to play a song
and she's like no, and then she'll turn around and
like fine whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
She's going to her terrible teams. Yeah, but the other one,
the other ones, the other ones worked just fine. Right, Yeah, huh,
the other ones worked just fine.

Speaker 12 (01:11:30):
Right, Yeah, the other ones are fine. But you know
the one in livingary, me ask her to like play
Ryan up Church, She's like.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
No, all right, says no, no.

Speaker 12 (01:11:41):
Yes, listen to her, and may you tell her to
do something? She's like no, Wo.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Like fine, whatever, Well, she's defective. There's a problem with
her programs. God, thank you. Lisa Alexa has an attitude problem.
She said, no, hello, Mandy, Hi this hey, guys, come in.
So so if you and your you know, if your
husband gets into a fight with the Google Home, you

(01:12:11):
actually you actually side with the Google Home and you
you yell at your husband, right.

Speaker 26 (01:12:16):
Yes, I do you have to be rude. You do
not need to be rude. If someone is rude to you,
you just smile and say, well that's how you feel.
You don't have to get rude back. There's no need
I say.

Speaker 20 (01:12:29):
I say, it's a it's like a life lesson. You know,
how you treat your Google Home or your own that
other thing, that's how you treat other people.

Speaker 30 (01:12:40):
It is.

Speaker 26 (01:12:40):
And this is a fight that we had day in
and day out in the real world in our home
with Google.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Well, Mandy, so, I mean your husband, what does she yet?
What is he yelling at at the Google Home?

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
What's he like? How's he talking to it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Well?

Speaker 26 (01:12:57):
I don't like to say those words. I do, but
I don't want to get hung up on Okay, all right, well.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Mandy, you stick to your guns. We should try.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
We should try to practice being polite, even with artificial intelligence. Seriously,
thank you very much to wash the car.

Speaker 30 (01:13:17):
Now leave me alone and stop asking me these stupid questions.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Get a life, you looser.

Speaker 9 (01:13:24):
Looser, See, she's not even grammatically correct.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
Hello, is this Brittany?

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
This is so? Your aunt was drinking? Yeah, and what happened?

Speaker 13 (01:13:36):
So my aun had a little too much wine and
she was upset that we insulted Alexa.

Speaker 27 (01:13:44):
She had never seen one.

Speaker 16 (01:13:45):
Before, too older.

Speaker 11 (01:13:47):
So we were explaining to her how it works, and
we were showing her, and you know, as the night
went on, if we didn't Alexa politely.

Speaker 21 (01:13:55):
She would cry.

Speaker 13 (01:13:58):
And then when she would ask first songs, she would
ask very kindly and whisper, please could you play.

Speaker 19 (01:14:06):
This song by so and so?

Speaker 7 (01:14:10):
That's very sweet?

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
It is sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
But you know what, she's got a point.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Wouldn't you rather be even though it's just a computer,
It doesn't care if you're mean or happy or sad
or whatever. Would it be better just on your own
to just practice kindness?

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Yes, but don't say thank you after they do something. Well,
it doesn't hear you because it doesn't hear you, and
then you have to say well then you have to
say hey, a blank thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:14:35):
No, I'm sorry, what Daniel, Let's wrong with saying hey
blank thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
So it's an extra steps. It's not needed, Froggy, it
is need it just for you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
It has nothing to do with with her. Its just
it's just in daily It's good to practice being kind.
Why does everyone look at me like I'm out of
my mind?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I say thank you when I'm speaking to a human being.
When I'm talking to Alexa, no thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
I just think it's a plot.

Speaker 9 (01:14:59):
These things are trying to play us, and I see
what they're doing, and I'm not buying into it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
I am waiting.

Speaker 20 (01:15:04):
However, when I'm driving and I and it tells me
go this direction and I do the wrong thing.

Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
I so wait for it to say, hey dumb it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Left to do that. Please make YouTube?

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
Yeah you really thinking?

Speaker 14 (01:15:17):
I know?

Speaker 30 (01:15:18):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Text message says uh Rolex is an idiot, never knows
the answers, but Siri knows everything.

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You're on the podcast. It's starting scary.

Speaker 19 (01:15:38):
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Speaker 10 (01:15:38):
Yeah, you don't put your own son your own mother.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
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Let's just go right to Ericat's have a little fun
with Erica. Erica is calling in from Virginia Beach. An
agriculture teacher. You teach AG. I used to take AG.
I was in four A.

Speaker 29 (01:16:41):
Oh, good morning everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Do they still have four A clubs? Four h yeah?

Speaker 29 (01:16:48):
Future Farmers of America?

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Yeah, oh yeah, Future Farmers of America. I was in
four H and I raised a goat.

Speaker 29 (01:16:58):
You ready to goat?

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
I said, I did, I really? I hired someone to
take care of the goat. For me the credit that
was so long ago. Hey, so Erica, before we get
started here, I'm gonna go ahead and give you one
hundred and fifty dollars because I like you.

Speaker 29 (01:17:14):
Oh, thank you so much. We're gonna go forward our house.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Oh god, okay, but hold on, there is a catch.

Speaker 29 (01:17:22):
Oh I have to work for it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Yeah. No, no, You've got one hundred and fifty dollars
right now.

Speaker 29 (01:17:27):
Oh yes, awesome, okay, cool.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Okay, but we're going to play a game called Artists
who Speak, where we're going to play you some of
our favorite recording artists speaking, and with every with each
one you don't correctly identify, you lose ten dollars. Yeah

(01:17:51):
we know. I'm gonna make it fourteen, so you you're
guaranteed to walk away with at least ten dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
She's gonna cost us money.

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Okay, good, Yeah, this is good.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
You remember this is a down payment for your house.
You don't want to screw this up.

Speaker 29 (01:18:04):
No, my kick my butt, all right, I know, all right, now,
you got to take.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
This seriously, so Erica, You've you've already won one hundred
and fifty dollars, but I'm going to take it away
ten dollars at a time.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
With each artist you do not identify?

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
This is the best I didn't.

Speaker 29 (01:18:16):
They're totally gonna judge me today.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
I'll be like, all right, I pull like a total
a hole. But anyway, all right, so yeah, you hear
them sing all the time, but let's see if you
can figure out if they's who you are by when
they speak. All right, here we go. We'll start with
our very first artist. Who is this?

Speaker 31 (01:18:32):
I remember growing up watching the super Bowl with my
family and is an event that families come together and watch,
and I knew I.

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Had to make the best of the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
All right? Who is that?

Speaker 15 (01:18:43):
All?

Speaker 29 (01:18:43):
Best of the moment? Okay, this is wrong. Here's minus
ten Mariah Carey.

Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
Super Bowl Show.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
All right, you're down to one hundred and forty dollars.
All right, you can keep the rest though, Okay, name
this artist speaking?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
It made me giggle, Yeah, because I haven't seen that
footage in a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Yeah, bring back memories. Yes, and my brothers. Who's that?

Speaker 19 (01:19:16):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:19:17):
Okay?

Speaker 29 (01:19:17):
Minus tent Lady Gaga?

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
I don't know close it was Michael Michael Jackson. Yeah,
all right, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
She asked for help or no.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
No, no, no help, no, this is stop giving away
my money. Oh man, you're now down to one hundred
and thirty dollars. This is still a lot of money. Erica,
here we go. Oh yeah, okay, here we go. Name
this artist here?

Speaker 31 (01:19:44):
You know that one for me was it was actually
a really really new experience because it was the first
time I feel like, you know, it was for a
separate project and animated film.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Who is that?

Speaker 29 (01:19:57):
Okay? Justin Timberlake.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Yes, all right, so you're stuck at one hundred and
thirty we're doing okay, yeah, all right, yeah, see now
you've got your foothold. All right, name this artist who's speaking.
Artists are very much alike in a lot of way.
They can be very self destructive. They can be very moody,

(01:20:22):
and they can go off and shop.

Speaker 29 (01:20:24):
And so the way, I don't know who was that, well,
Michael Bublay John, Oh my gosh, I was I selected
for this?

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
All right, It's okay, you're down to one hundred and
twenty dollars. There's still a lot of money. Oh yeah,
oh no, you're doing great, You're doing great. Okay, Kay,
here is your next artist? Who is this speaking?

Speaker 24 (01:20:50):
We did an effort that started here in the UK.
And it was during a program called X Factor that
we have and yeah, it just came on and it
was just like a black screen with white writing, just
if thew of a bit of the first verse of.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Hello, oh first versus Hello, who's that?

Speaker 20 (01:21:06):
Oh?

Speaker 29 (01:21:06):
Oh my god? My fiance sings this whole album when
he drove home from college?

Speaker 15 (01:21:10):
Is it?

Speaker 16 (01:21:10):
Adele?

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
It's me? That's right. So you're at one d twenty dollars.
You did not lose any money in that one? All right, Erica,
here's this next artist? Who is this speaking? My Thanksgiving
was great. I spent it with a bunch of friends.

Speaker 15 (01:21:29):
I couldn't get home for Thanksgiving because there's a pandemic.

Speaker 18 (01:21:33):
We have to quarantine for fifteen days.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Yeah, all right, who is that?

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Well?

Speaker 29 (01:21:37):
I was depressing? Who could that be? But no, man a,
this is awful. Oh my gosh. Can I have a hint?

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
No, you can I have a hint? Okay, okay, I
will you may?

Speaker 15 (01:22:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
I'm interviewing this artist Thursday night. His album just came out.

Speaker 29 (01:22:06):
Oh okay, that's not helping.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
I okay, for you're down to one hundred and ten dollars.
That's still a lot of money. All right, name this
artist who is speaking.

Speaker 20 (01:22:26):
Listen closely, because it's kind of about like bringing light
to a situation or to someone's life or somebody else
who brings.

Speaker 18 (01:22:31):
Light to your life or sweetening the situation.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Yeah, who's that?

Speaker 29 (01:22:35):
Okay? If I if I can like channel my inside,
I want to say, it's Ariana Grande.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Still a one hundred and ten dollars. This is great.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Now if you can steal, if you can.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Just lose just one more, you're gonna walk away with
a one hundred dollars. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
And this artist who is speaking, listen closely.

Speaker 31 (01:22:57):
I'll be like, you guys want to do something where
you don't travel for a while, Like what do you
want to do?

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
And they're like, no, when do we get to go
on the plane again? When do we get to go
on a tour bus? They actually like a tour bus?

Speaker 18 (01:23:06):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Yeah? Who is that?

Speaker 29 (01:23:09):
Oh she's chipper, Okay, she can hit high notes. I
feel like, okay, uh, I already guess another person.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Okay, uh, when you guessed it was wrong? Somebody doesn't
mean anyone.

Speaker 29 (01:23:26):
Oh it's not Britney Spears. I know that.

Speaker 8 (01:23:29):
Oh, my lord already earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
All right, you're still at one hundred and ten dollars.
You're doing really well, Erica, all right, name this artist
who's speaking?

Speaker 18 (01:23:46):
Really soon.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I can't give you the exact day yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually going to be in the studio tonight with
Mark Ronson.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Mm hm, who's that?

Speaker 29 (01:23:58):
Okay? I feel like it could be like two people specifically.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
But oh dang it already said.

Speaker 29 (01:24:07):
Yeah, I can't remember things.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Oh no, yeah, do you want to hear her again?

Speaker 27 (01:24:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:24:17):
Really soon.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
I can't give you the exact date yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually going to be in the studio tonight with
Mark Ronson.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Who's that?

Speaker 29 (01:24:30):
Oh my gosh, I want it. It's not Billie Eilish.
I want to say that. Yeah, no, Wady Gaga, I'm.

Speaker 16 (01:24:38):
Dumb, scary.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
That was not her. Guess like a wrong answer to me.

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
We give it to her.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Yeah, we're going to give it to you, scary. Only
ten dollars. You're still at one hundred and ten dollars?
All right, Okay, now we have several more to go
here we go? Who's this artist speaking list?

Speaker 17 (01:24:56):
Make sure you know everything was cool that you know
no other women were bound?

Speaker 8 (01:25:03):
Blah bye.

Speaker 11 (01:25:03):
This is my first love.

Speaker 17 (01:25:04):
Remember I had never really.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Ever been in love with anybody like I was in
love with Bobby. So she was in love with Bobby.
Who was that.

Speaker 29 (01:25:18):
Bobby? Oh it's not my aunt Linda? Okay?

Speaker 16 (01:25:21):
Uh?

Speaker 29 (01:25:27):
I feel like, uh is she a rapper?

Speaker 16 (01:25:30):
Maybe?

Speaker 29 (01:25:31):
I don't know. Uh, Shakira, why wus it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Old man?

Speaker 27 (01:25:39):
My mom did kill me?

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Yeah, now, America, you still had one hundred dollars. You're
down to one hundred dollars. Let's see if you can
get this artist who is to speak?

Speaker 21 (01:25:49):
My husband and I have been talking about adoption for
two years, and then a year ago we decided that
we definitely wanted to do it. Then we started discussing
about where, and I mean, there are no accidents.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Yeah, she sounds a little British, but she's not what
the heck with that.

Speaker 29 (01:26:06):
Accident that I should get ten dollars for that? This
is like false advertisement, Gwen Stefani.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Maybe no, it's Madonna a strange accent.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Nobody can figure out from where Erica, I gave you
one hundred and fifty dollars. You've widowed it down to
ninety dollars.

Speaker 27 (01:26:29):
Great, great?

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Who is this artist right here?

Speaker 32 (01:26:33):
The first thing you see is someone's face, unless you're
looking at their shoes.

Speaker 18 (01:26:39):
I usually tend to look at.

Speaker 32 (01:26:40):
Their skin, their teeth, their smile, and then after that
it's more about like whatever energy they're they're not all right?

Speaker 28 (01:26:51):
Who is that energy?

Speaker 29 (01:26:53):
Pink?

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Okay, you're down to do We have two more to go. Okay,
let's see if you get this one right here? Who
is this artist speaking right here? I'm obsessed.

Speaker 33 (01:27:10):
I mean her horror films, scary movies, all of that costume.
Though I'm probably eight years that's a long time, yeah,
because I go to the things, but I'm more like,
I think I'm more scary. I'm into the horror mass.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Who's that?

Speaker 29 (01:27:29):
Have I guessed their name yet? Turning narrow down? Okay,
they're like Halloween. I probably be friends with them, so
probably not gonna knowno their name?

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Though?

Speaker 29 (01:27:42):
M Are they current? Are they older?

Speaker 15 (01:27:45):
Like?

Speaker 29 (01:27:45):
Can I get that place?

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
She's current here? She's currents. She's still in the game, absolutely,
but she recently said she's thinking of maybe retiring from music.

Speaker 29 (01:27:56):
Tiring.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
She's way too young to be.

Speaker 8 (01:27:58):
Saying she has a Spanish album coming out.

Speaker 29 (01:28:00):
All right, oh, Seleena, go man.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Yeah, I'm yielding at Froggy for giving clues. And here
we are giving clues. Right, you're still a dollar. She
needs the money for a down payment.

Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
On her house.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Kind of well, you still have eighty dollars. All right,
We're going to give you one more. Let's see if
you can keep this ten dollars. Who is this?

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
So? Clues are okay now or not?

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
I tell you what. I'll make a deal with you.
I'll make a deal with you. This last one is
all or nothing. I will give you all your money
back if you if you get it right, and if
you get it wrong, you lose everything. You can either
walk away with eighty or seventy dollars whatever, or you
can all or nothing. Right now? What do you want
to do?

Speaker 29 (01:28:43):
You know what? My life is all or nothing right now.
So I'm going to go for all or nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
You get this artist correct, you will walk away with
one hundred and fifty dollars. If you get it wrong,
you walk away with nothing.

Speaker 21 (01:28:59):
Here we go.

Speaker 29 (01:29:00):
I want you to put it on you know, and
and and get lost in it, and I think it's important.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
There's only nine tracks on this album.

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Who is that?

Speaker 29 (01:29:11):
Well? This is all or nothing for sure? Uh, Kanye West.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
No, it's not. Okay, you just lost everything, man. I
love you. I'm gonna send you a hundred dollars.

Speaker 29 (01:29:34):
Okay, Oh, thank you?

Speaker 15 (01:29:36):
I seed it.

Speaker 9 (01:29:38):
Can I throw in the other fifty because she was
so fun, she was awesome?

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Really are you sending her pity money? I want to
do it. I veno just scotti.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
We're gonnare if Daniel was twenty five, I mean for fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Dollars to make three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
You're walking away with it. Three.

Speaker 29 (01:30:02):
I just want to say thank you. I have to
fix New York for my grandpa's funeral, so like, thank
you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
I really do.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Thank you. Sorry to hear about your grandpa. I'm so
sorry to hear that.

Speaker 21 (01:30:14):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
And you know what, let's make it an even five hundred.
Oh but we're cutting you off right around there.

Speaker 30 (01:30:25):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:30:26):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Thank you for listening to us, Erica and you give
your family our best and five hundred dollars to help
you whatever you need it for and thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
It's an honor to have you listen to us.

Speaker 15 (01:30:36):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 29 (01:30:37):
I can't wait to get like ridiculed by all my
students today.

Speaker 13 (01:30:40):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
You a really hard time hold on to us.

Speaker 29 (01:30:46):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
That was awesome, all right?

Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
How is a teacher's awesome?

Speaker 19 (01:30:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
That was great? All right? It's kind of funny taking
money away.

Speaker 18 (01:30:55):
From what's up?

Speaker 20 (01:31:00):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
I'm Sam Smith is ex This Jiran on the Morning Show.

Speaker 23 (01:31:10):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Go ahead, dare you ask us anything? Oh, we're sitting target,
We're just here. Ask us anything. You can text us
at fifty five one hundred, ask us anything. Welcome to
a new segment called ask us anything. You like that
I do Gandhi's fun game.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:31:35):
So you know on Instagram you have that area where
you can put in a question, And yesterday I decided
I wanted to play the whole ask me anything thing
just to see the questions that I.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Was going to get.

Speaker 9 (01:31:44):
And they're actually all pretty decent. No one got crazy
like I thought they were going to. I said, I
can't answer anything that's legally unanswerable about celebrities. Please don't
so they didn't, but they were asking a lot about
the show. A lot of people have questions about the show.
I thought it was kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Okay, ask us anything. I'll give you a first question.
Ask Danielle about how she got locked in a crawl
space in her house yesterday. I mean, I mean, speaking
of mummies, you were like, you could have been mummified
if had they not found you. Yes, yeah, and the
tole what happened.

Speaker 8 (01:32:15):
Well, the problem was also I had a meeting online
with a client in like an hour, and I was like,
oh my gosh, I'm not gonna make it. They're gonna
wonder what happened. This is not gonna be good.

Speaker 19 (01:32:24):
So I went.

Speaker 20 (01:32:25):
I actually went into the crawl space to get a
witch's hat because that's where a lot of my costumes
are and I needed it for something that I.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Was doing yesterday.

Speaker 20 (01:32:34):
Of course, so I crawl in there to get the
witch's hat, and I always like prop the door open
a little bit behind me because the cats will follow
me in and then they get stuck in there. Well,
stupid me didn't do that. I just let the door
slam behind me. And I'm like, oh no, what am
I gonna do? And now Sheldon's not home. Preston was,
I don't know, somewhere in the house doing something with school.

(01:32:55):
So I'm banging on the door, screaming.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Prest So wait, hold on, hold on. So this is
a crawl space, meaning like an attic kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:03):
Yeah, but it's just you know, you can't stand in it,
you can only crawl into it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
It's a tiny little yeah, god, I phobos exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
So I'm banging prest dead breast now. And I didn't
have my fitbit on because I had plugged it into
and recharge it, so I didn't have my phone, it
didn't know what time it was, didn't know anything. So
I'm banging it. No one hears me, No one hears me,
And so I sat there for a little while and
I'm like, what the heck am I going to do?
So you know what I did.

Speaker 20 (01:33:31):
I found a huge zombie staff that I used for
one of our Halloween costumes.

Speaker 8 (01:33:37):
It has like a zombie on the top and it's
like a big long pole and I slammed it against
the door and the door popped open.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
I was so proud of myself.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
But you were you were stuck in there for thirty minutes.
It had to be at that's an eternity. It was
a long time to be stuck in a.

Speaker 20 (01:33:53):
Little Oh yeah, and you hear my voice is a
little hoarse because I was screaming.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
So loud to trust Where was your kid?

Speaker 8 (01:34:01):
He was? He couldn't hear me. He was all the
way downstairs doing work on the line. He couldn't hear me. Huh, yeah,
I would have been. I would have been in there
today still if no one, you know, the zombie stick
wasn't there, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:34:13):
I immediately start worrying about if I start screaming, am
I using up too much oxygen in this small little area?

Speaker 19 (01:34:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:34:19):
Should I just be very quiet and just keep banging
on the door and not yell because I freak out
about that?

Speaker 20 (01:34:24):
Oh which, there's a little crack, so I could there
was air, so I wasn't worried about that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
You watch all these shows like I was watching on Netflix.
You know, the wife disappears. Yeah, and of course imagine
had had you not been able to find a zombie
stick to get out. Yeah, and then you know, Sheldon
comes home from work, it's five six o'clock PM. Right,
The kids like, where's mommy? I thought she was with you, right,
where's mommy? She's disappeared? Where her keys are here, here's

(01:34:48):
her wallet, here's her cell phone, here's her fitbit yep.
And then then they say, oh, Sheldon, we have we
have to ask you a few questions because the husband
automatically becomes the tart automatically. Yeah, so everyone knows that
Sheldon has murdered.

Speaker 8 (01:35:06):
You, and well, I am is in the Crawls base exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:35:09):
And then they're like, we pinged her cell phone, she's
in the house.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Where did you bury her? Sheldon? You're out, You're safe
and sound. So I guess you won't do that again.

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
Oh my gosh, no way, no, terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
My god. I'm watching all the texts come through at
fifty five one hundred. Ask us anything music scary? Yes,
it's really great music.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
All right, I may ask you some questions that people
want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Answers to everyone. Have any of you hooked up with
each other?

Speaker 8 (01:35:38):
No? No, okay, wait wait.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
Do you all keep in contact with your past employees?

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
What are they up to today?

Speaker 31 (01:35:51):
Not?

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
Really, I do I keep in touch with a lot
of them.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Okay, well here's one. How early do you actually start
in the morning? Gandhi answer some questions?

Speaker 9 (01:36:03):
So I sign on and Froggy signs on right around
five five ten every day. Wow, they're not in the
zoom room and I come into the studio. I was
getting there at about four thirty every day, right.

Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
Oh lord, I know she's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
So you're the first. You and Froggy are the first.
I'm the last to show up.

Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
Yeah, it's my time to like unpack all the things
from the night before and sort of wake myself up.
And Scotty gets there pretty early too. When we're actually
in the studio, and then you know, one by one,
people trickle in.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
Yeah. Sometimes I get here after the show starts and
I live like two floors above. You know what I'm saying.
I'm that close, Yeah, Froggy, Now, I have.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
To be up over an hour before when the show starts.
I can't lay there in bed. If I see a
five on that clock, I'm like, no, no, you gotta
get up, you gotta get out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
La I got do it. That's way too early. What
do you regret saying during the show? Oh, that is
the show. You won't regret anything anyone. No, No, is
Froggy married? His voice is so sexy.

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
Ooh hey, now well it depends, yes he is.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Are you seeing any other questions on here? Scary or
a frogy who smells the best? Oh god, it's been
so long since I've sniffed anyone on THEO.

Speaker 9 (01:37:26):
I think I think it's Scottie because his wife does
a really really good job with their laundry and uses
a lot of laundry detergent, and whenever you walk into
his little studio it smells like fresh laundry.

Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
Yeah. Yeah, Scotty Bee uses like fifteen thousand dryer sheets
with every every load. Yeah. Let's see who set the
fire alarm off at Elvis's wedding. Oh, that would be
reptile mat Yep, he was smoking pot in the lobby.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
Let's see how many hours do you guys really work?

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
Not just on the show, so like in total two
we're all for four hours. I work two of those.
You guys work more than me. I'm I don't do it?
What's scary?

Speaker 10 (01:38:14):
Someone wants to know how did Elvis meet Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Through my husband, Alex.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
He's not He's not your uncle. All right, keep the
questions coming. Textus at fifty five, making up all.

Speaker 28 (01:38:28):
Of you are sous.

Speaker 18 (01:38:35):
I start my day with mister in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:38:39):
There's a lot of things you might say when your
car gets damaged, but what you should really say is
something that can actually help. Like a good neighbor state farm?
Is there for someone who is ready to help you
with your claim? Twenty four to seven? Like a good
neighbor state farm is there?

Speaker 18 (01:38:58):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
All right. So you find someone you want to date
and they're really cool and everything. You date them, didn't
you start finding out more about their family? Didn't you
realize you have a connection to them and you daren't
bring it up? Tell the story that we that we
read Gandhi listened to the story guys Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:39:16):
A guy went through what he calls a bye phase
a few years ago, and during that phase, he says
he slept with anyone and everyone, men, women, whomever. Then
he meets the love of his life and he says
that this partner now is his everything. So he decides
he wants to propose they go out to dinner. He's
sitting with his mom and dad with the woman's mom
and dad, and he realizes, oh, my god, during my

(01:39:37):
by phase, I slept with this woman's father.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
And the father is sitting across the table staring at him.

Speaker 5 (01:39:41):
He slept with his girlfriend's dad.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
Ye go, my goodness.

Speaker 9 (01:39:46):
So he says. She gets up to go to the bathroom.
The mom went with her, and dad looks at him
and says, you break up with my daughter right now?

Speaker 8 (01:39:53):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
Do whoa what do you do? I think? Ye, well,
if you're really in love with his daughter, you've got
to like talk it out right right. Oh what an
uncomfortable conversation. No, you can't do that.

Speaker 20 (01:40:06):
And at that point when Dad I my opinion is
that the dad has to do the right thing. And
if the guy doesn't break up, you have to sit
down and say, listen, you need to know something.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Why do they have to break up? Well, people can
be bisexual. No no, no, no, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
But once you've slept with one person, it's like sleeping
with the other people by proxy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
Okay, you get froggy, Daniel.

Speaker 8 (01:40:27):
I can't if it was me, I can't like know
that my dad slept with the guy that I'm dating,
and like, no, what.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
About what if it was a sister? You dated one sister,
then you did the other sister.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
I don't want you touching my family members.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
No, no, no, no, that is not fair. That is not fair.
Sometimes these things happen. And if you're me, if you're
finally clicking with someone, who's right. Okay, so I had
sex with your dad, let it go.

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
You you would be able to date someone that's left
with your father?

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
Yes, you lie? Well no, okay, maybe I just didn't
talk about it. Can't it be a secret?

Speaker 20 (01:41:02):
No, that's that's the hard secret to keep, especially if
they get married enough kids for the rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Right, I bet, I bet you one hundred dollars. Scary
is the only one in here that agrees with me.
Let it go. I agree, I can compartmentalize. I think.

Speaker 10 (01:41:15):
I think your past does not dictate your present, which
doesn't dictate your future exactly.

Speaker 20 (01:41:20):
If you found out that Robin slept with your mother
or your father, you'd be okay with that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
What would the past is the past the front door? Okay, Okay,
let's look at this. Look, guys, guys, guys, listen to me. Look,
all relationships have challenges, So this is the challenge with
this one.

Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
Challenges in relationships, you don't need someone that slept with
one of your parents.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Really, If I find out my dad, I'd be like,
WHOA wait a second, we got to talk.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
I got a question for you. So, and someone sent
his text in what about the other story? Did the
dad cheat on the mother of his girlfriend to have
sex with him exactly? We don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 9 (01:42:03):
He looked like he did, and he hadn't come out
himself and told the story to the family either.

Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
So this is so multi Okay. Now, okay, with that
added layer, I will say, okay, maybe no if you cheated, okay,
this is okay. If you're just turning us on here,
hear me out. I dated a guy, okay, and we
broke up. Then later on, since I'm bisexual, I dated
a woman. Find out her dad's the guy I had

(01:42:30):
sex with, and he cheated on my current girlfriend's mother
to have sex with me several years ago. Okay, that's
where we are, by the way. This is but I'm
talking not about me. I'm talking about the person in
the story right right anyway.

Speaker 9 (01:42:43):
No, I'm pretty open minded.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
But nope, So this is what I want to do.
I want to open it up you know, there's other
complicated relationship relationships out there that have to do with
the past and family members, right, m hmm, there's gotta be.

Speaker 9 (01:42:57):
I want to hear things cousins, aunts, uncles.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
Yeah, I want to hear from you because I I
once dated. I went on like two dates with a
guy who used to work with my father. Oh, and
they were business partners and a couple of things. And uh,
I thought that was going to get creepy and it
didn't it it well, no, and I didn't. I know,
I would never tell my dad, but but you know,
there was my dad knew the guy was gay, whatever,

(01:43:23):
there was no you know, my mom wasn't involved, you
know what I'm saying, all.

Speaker 9 (01:43:29):
Right, So where would you draw the line personally?

Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
Well, no, if I found out that my dad cheated
on my mom to have sex with my boyfriend, I
think at that point I would draw the line, right,
So you guys with me.

Speaker 8 (01:43:40):
I'm with you on that one, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
But they didn't. Let's say it was before. You know
what I'm saying, I don't know. It's kind of difficult.

Speaker 9 (01:43:47):
I mean I say this all the time, like I
and I know Danielle's very close with her sister too.
Once someone dates my sister, it's it's they're off off
any radar anything.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
They basically become like to me. So what you're saying, Gandhi,
if a guy dates your sister, he's no longer able
to have sex with your father. Yeah, Okay, I think
that's what I'm hearing.

Speaker 8 (01:44:07):
That's weird.

Speaker 18 (01:44:13):
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(01:44:36):
see you next time, so make sure you're here with
us until then. Say peace out of heybody.

Speaker 33 (01:44:40):
Peace