FULL SHOW: The Day We Fought Over Corn and Pasta

Danielle ordered a comically massive can of corn, and somehow it led to a heated debate with Elvis (don’t ask). We played a pasta-themed guessing game, confessed to stealing food from the office, and got nostalgic over kid foods we still love. Plus, Mark Hoppus stopped by (!!), and we tested our social media loyalty with the Unfollow app.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
You guys are off every single morning.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Lady lad, I love all of you.

Speaker 5 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
I'm talking hell with.

Speaker 6 (00:11):
Your helms in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Okay, another chapter for the new book, All the security
guards I've got to fight with? Yeah, ye a Rihanna's
security guards. Oh god, that at the Y one ingle
ball backstage this.

Speaker 7 (00:30):
Year, there was this one guy who's gonna throw me out,
and you started fighting with him, and you got more
to fight with him than I did.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah. Is that the guy that the large guy? Yes,
who was in the hallway. You go, You're gotta clear
this hallway. We gotta keep this hallway clear so people
can walk by. I said, your stomach is taking him
half the hallway. I love it.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You should have another one called My Pettiest Moment.

Speaker 8 (00:56):
Another chapter of things I have thrown.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because I threw a microwave on then okay, I threw
my suit hit the Grammys.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay. So I was on the red carpet at the
Grammys for Entertainment tonight ET right, I think, yes, And
all the people who work at ET they go to
this one hotel room across the street to get their
hair and makeup done, and they have a place to
hang your suit. All the girls, you know, all the women,
they had their gowns hanging up and there was room
for my suit. And I went to hanging up in

(01:28):
this old hag doing make them. I don't know who
you are, but you're not going to put that suit
next to these gowns. I said, well, I'm a correspondent,
I'm working the red carpet.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
You're not going to hang your suit there. And I went, well,
I just threw the suit on the floor and walk
just walked out.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
You just have one called my finest temper tantrum.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
You used to call them talent fit talent, the talent
that sounds yes, Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:56):
The way you threw that microwave though, was I've never
seen in a microwave fly that that far. So you
came in one morning, uh you know, fresh off the weekend.
You open up your office and you were going to
put something in the microwave.

Speaker 8 (02:08):
Yes, someone on my personal private micro.

Speaker 9 (02:10):
Correct someone on Friday named Scary put a meatball with
sauce in it, leaving the sauce to splatter all over
the microwave.

Speaker 10 (02:17):
Yes, there is a backstory.

Speaker 11 (02:22):
The problem is that the reason he got his own
microwave was because everyone leaves the other microwave disgusting, exactly,
and so he was tired of it, and he said,
I'm going to get my own microwave.

Speaker 10 (02:31):
Nobody is to use it.

Speaker 11 (02:33):
So we have to, you know, tell you that story
before you find out that's.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
The truth, because honestly, so the microwave oven over in
your office, Danielle has disgusted. No, you could make a
meal out of the stuff dripping on its walls. Yes,
So I have my own microwave on my own office,
so scary. So he goes and uses my microwave and
it looks like a murder scene. It looks like Dexter
had been in there, like chopping someone in here to

(03:00):
use my microwave. And I opened it up and it
looked I mean, it was a cheese dripping. It's like, no,
it looked like nachos, yeah, and tomatoes.

Speaker 12 (03:10):
I'll tell you that was the last time I ever
used your microwave.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Did he throw the microwave at Scary No?

Speaker 9 (03:15):
No, from his office. So there's a hallway, so from
Elvis's office to the other office. If you're standing in
the hallway. All you saw was a microwave fly across
the hallway.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Hold on, but you yelled something while throwing it.

Speaker 10 (03:26):
Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 9 (03:28):
I don't think I can say it here he was,
and that's how Scary lost his privilege of going into
Elvis's office.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Wow, but no, he still goes in my office and
he steals appliances.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
Yeah, you stole my delongey.

Speaker 12 (03:40):
Yeah, still evens all day oven.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, he just he just walks in and walks down
the hallway and someone's like, where are you going with
Elvis's delongey oven.

Speaker 12 (03:54):
In a box for three months?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's in my office. It doesn't it's it's mine in
my office, and you'res old.

Speaker 12 (04:01):
Just the one in my head was, I don't think
he really wants this. It's just shooting here.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm I feel like that's a conversation to be had.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Do you want this?

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Like, hey, you're gonna have to use that other screw
when you do that at his house, Like it's been
to your house for I don't know, six eight months.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
You don't really seem to like it. I'm gonna take
it all.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
I haven't slept with Alex in a couple of weeks.
Might as well just go take it on. You haven't
used your car in two weeks. I'm just gonna take it.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
I brought it back like that makes you a good person.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
You did the right thing.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
What about when you threw all the papers at me
because you can get my attention one morning?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
All right? Now you're painting me out like a monsters laugh.
That was hilarious.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
What I would buy this this book.

Speaker 13 (04:49):
If I'm listening and I hear this, these stories, I
would definitely buy this book.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
I just you know what I had my father's Do
you have it? We can't play that. It's not beat
the still we can't play that.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh no, no, I don't. I don't have it beat
out all right, anyway, I have lots of those. I
sent elus one over the weekend just for fun.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
People are saying I have a temper because I'm a leo.
Oh yeah, but what have you thrown when you were angry? Daniel?

Speaker 8 (05:23):
I know you've thrown something.

Speaker 11 (05:26):
I threw markers. That's scary's head, remember, yeah, a whole
because okay, but let's talk about why. It was years
and years ago. He came up behind me and he
licked my neck yop he and I was like what
what what? And so what? The first thing that was
near me was a box of markers, so I turned
around and chucked it at his head.

Speaker 12 (05:47):
We were kids.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (05:48):
I did throw a whole pizza at a boyfriend once.
Whole pizza.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know, straight Nate.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
He throws headphones all the time.

Speaker 14 (05:54):
He does.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I think this is like my fifth pair.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
You break them? Yeah, I get angry. Call her phones
be broken? Yeah, he throws his phone too.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
No phones, It's not the only one with the temper.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
What have you thrown?

Speaker 15 (06:06):
One time I threw a whole bunch of coasters and
it caused a scene because they went flying in every direction.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Good.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I was angry.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
Why were you angry?

Speaker 15 (06:13):
Because I got into an argument with my boyfriend and
I was gonna leave and he was standing in front
of the door and he was a neat freak. So
I was like, oh, if I mess up his apartment,
he'll move because he's gonna go clean it up.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
So I started throwing all his coasters.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Who's having a tempertation right now?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
What's the matter?

Speaker 12 (06:27):
Phone won't work?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Old?

Speaker 8 (06:29):
He breaks phones? I just said that, don't beat the phone.

Speaker 11 (06:32):
You know, I had a desk thrown at me once
you did. Yeah, it was a kid threw it at me.
I was teaching. This is hard.

Speaker 10 (06:38):
I was teaching Catholic school.

Speaker 11 (06:39):
I was teaching CCD and the kid in the class
got pissed and he took his desk and tossed it
at me.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
But one time I had given him a trigger word.

Speaker 15 (06:48):
That's the reason I had a set of like janitor
keys thrown at me and it actually hit me in
the face. Oh yeah, I got cut, and then a
coworker got fired.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
It was dramatic.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Was it the janitor that threw the keys at you?

Speaker 15 (06:58):
No, it was just one of my disgrown coworkers who
was on the show. We got into fighting on the
air and he threw keys at me.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh my god, what's going on? Why are you yes?

Speaker 12 (07:07):
So many good calls. I can't get to him because
we got this scrappy phone.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh my god, Oh my god. The whole place is.

Speaker 11 (07:15):
Just, the whole place is just falling to pieces, falling
to pieces.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Going to hell in a hand basket. Anyway, what is that?
Why did you write now the number twenty one?

Speaker 12 (07:26):
A bunch of people on hold, so we'll do some call.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
Okay, Okay, we're gonna talk to them.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
This is, by the way, the whole show really is
on a slippery slope.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
To help, let's go talk to Ryan.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Hi, Ryan, Hey, what did we talk to you the
other day?

Speaker 16 (07:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, you live out Morristown. Oh you live in Morristown, Tennessee.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
Right, okay, because.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
There's a Morristown, New Jersey not far from my house anyway.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
Well, hey, hey, so.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Look, every once in a while things go wrong, should
pick up something, you throw it across the room.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
Makes sense to me, Right, So your mom, what would
she do?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
She? Your mom was like a typical mom. She would
say things that only moms can say. Right, what did
she say to you?

Speaker 16 (08:14):
You know, I don't recall exactly what happened. I just
remember I was a teenager and we were in an argument,
and we were in the kitchen, and the next thing
I know, she takes the dice out of the cabinet
and throws it at me.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
She threw a glass across the room. And then what
did she say?

Speaker 17 (08:34):
Look what you made me do?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Mom's moms say things like that, Like my mom would say,
you know what, all this this is all a fed
up And I don't use that word like you do
use that word.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
You just use that word, Mom.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
You're a mom, I mean Daniel all the time.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
If you didn't say that, I wouldn't have had to
do that.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
Well, she didn't hit you with the glass, did she, Ryan, No,
she didn't hit me.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay, maybe next time. Thanks for listening, Ryan, I appreciate you.
Let's go talk to Erica. Hi, Erica, Hello, So your
mom and dad would throw things at each other.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Not very often, but there was one time we were
sitting at the dinner table with me and my sister,
my mom and dad. My dad started to carve the chicken,
full roasted chicken dinner, started to carve it. All of
a sudden, the grease started leaking out of the chicken
and leaning towards him. He picked up the chicken and
just threw it across the table at my mom. My
mom picked up a beer and threw it right back

(09:29):
at him.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
My god, they're having a food file.

Speaker 16 (09:35):
Yeah, it was great a.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Beer I could.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I don't know, I feel weird about someone throwing a
beer at someone, but throwing a chicken is totally fine.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
Chicken.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Let's just say we went to McDonald's dinner.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, all right, and they got it all out all right,
Thank you, Erica, thanks for listening. I'm gonna throw a
chicken at you. Hi another Erica, Hi, Erica.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
Hi, good morning, well, good morning.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
So it was the year two thousand and four, right,
and the Yankees lost to the Red Sox.

Speaker 18 (10:08):
Yeah, go ahead, And I was very calm after they lost.
I very quietly went upstairs to my room and my
closet door and I tried shutting it about five times
until I ripped it off the hinges and threw it
across the room.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
You ripped your closet door off the hinges and threw
it across the room.

Speaker 18 (10:32):
I may or may not have projected anger onto the
closet doors.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
They just ripping a door off the wall and throw
it across the room.

Speaker 16 (10:43):
That's hot.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
I love that in Anastasia. How are you, Anastasia, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
How are you okay? So, yeah, you got upset? What happened?

Speaker 19 (10:55):
Well, I was actually my roommate at the time she
got upset, and I know we were just hot and
joking around, and then she threw a dildo at me.
And it's the kind that like suctions to the wall,
so it like suction.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
To my forehead, suction cupped dildo on your on your forehead.

Speaker 19 (11:22):
Yep, And we had like plunge it off because it
was so stuck on that when she like yanked off
with a big circle on my head and I had
a walk around kind of.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Just like, oh well from a Yeah, this is when
you should always have a camera ready to go.

Speaker 19 (11:39):
Not not not safe for work.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
By the way, that plays a great video in my head,
watching your roommate throw a dildo at your forehead and
gets stuck.

Speaker 19 (11:48):
Yeah, I thought coming at me in slow motion. You know,
my life is.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Stay its eggs.

Speaker 19 (11:58):
Thanks love, guys, thanks for.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Listening to us. Hey, what's up there, dil no ahead.
I love people listening to our show. We have the
best listeners.

Speaker 12 (12:11):
Ever.

Speaker 11 (12:18):
Okay, it's Nicki Minato.

Speaker 20 (12:21):
This is Rihanna.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Hey, this is Lady Gaga.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
You're listening to Elvis Durant and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
All right, let's get into the Friday horoscopes. Good Friday
horscopes mind you Uh Sam, huh?

Speaker 21 (12:34):
You do?

Speaker 11 (12:34):
I would love to do with you today.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
All this is that why I'm holding this piece of
baby with your theater.

Speaker 12 (12:41):
I knew all alone.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
I was merely acting.

Speaker 22 (12:43):
All right.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
If you have a birthday today, you celebrate with Courtney Kardashian,
Conan O'Brien, America Ferrara, and Melissa Joan Hart a very
very quiet and boring dinner except for Conan O'Brien. All Right, Capricorn,
and tiny decisions will have a huge impact for you today.
Don't overthink it.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
Just go with your gut. Today's a nine Aquarius.

Speaker 23 (13:06):
You've been carrying a lot of emotional baggage lately. You
find a spot to put that down. Your day's of six.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Hey, Pisces, you're in for a shock this weekend. It's
going to change how you see things for the better.
That's good. Your day's an eight Aries.

Speaker 23 (13:18):
You're being called to something creative. Try it, even if
it's outside of your comfort zone.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Your day's a nine r Tarus. The universe is throwing
you a curveball. Nothing major, is just a reminder to
stay flexible. Tarus. Your day's a seven, Hey, Gemini.

Speaker 23 (13:30):
Sometimes the most random things can be exhilarating, so say yes.
Your day's of ten Cancer.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're capable of helping someone, even if you doubt yourself.
Just do your best. Your day's of.

Speaker 23 (13:41):
Six, Hey Leo, listen closely. Your body is looking for
a reset. Make sure you plan some time to do nothing.
Your days an eight Virgo.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Don't let the little things ruin your day and the
grand scheme of things you know it's not worth it.
Your day's of five Libra.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
A new love is on the horizon. It might not
be romantic, but it is exactly what you need.

Speaker 11 (13:58):
Your day's a nine Pullo Scorpio.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
If someone challenges you, don't be afraid to stand up
for what you believe in.

Speaker 23 (14:03):
Your day's an eight, And finally, Sagittarius. The comfort zone
is a wonderful place to relax. What a terrible place
to grow.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
Your day's a seven.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
And those are your Friday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 12 (14:12):
Don't leave home without them.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh god, that is an old school thing, all right.
Why is Daniel worring a lapel that says, ask me
about my can of corn?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
What is that?

Speaker 11 (14:27):
Let me let me this is a visual too, you
have it with you.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh my gosh, she has a can of corn. Oh
my god, wait something, look at the size of that can.

Speaker 11 (14:36):
I went on to instacart and I made an order
like I always do, and I ordered a can of
corn for our dinner. I didn't look at the size
of the can of corn.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Hold on, look at this, good God, look at this can.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
That's like for a daycare.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
Is a can of corne?

Speaker 11 (14:55):
Hundred and six ounces six point six pounds.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Now you make it with that.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
I'm not I'm going to donate at someplace.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
No, no, no, you can freeze. You can freeze corn and
baggies things they last forever.

Speaker 11 (15:07):
Yeah, okay, so maybe I'll do that or donated, donated,
But I mean I I didn't even And so here's
the thing. Sheldon does not know. My husband does not
know that I did this. I hid this can of
corn where the basement behind some stuff.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
It takes up the entire base, I know what.

Speaker 10 (15:23):
I didn't want him to see it and then say
what did you do?

Speaker 11 (15:26):
What you do now?

Speaker 8 (15:27):
Because he knows I.

Speaker 11 (15:28):
Always ordered things accidentally that I order plantains instead of banana.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
Wa who's going to be mad at you for ordering it?

Speaker 11 (15:34):
He wouldn't be mad, but he said it was a
waste of money, which he totally is right.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Waste the money.

Speaker 11 (15:39):
I don't even know. Hundred and six ounces no, because
I didn't even think they sold can of corn that
it has.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
It's twelve cups of corn.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Is what it is?

Speaker 10 (15:50):
What can I make us?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's corn season corn? It is corn and everything.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
You carried that in this I did you know what?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I'll buy that from you?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Will you?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Absolutely?

Speaker 11 (16:01):
We'll give it to you for free.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Because I'll put it if you can freeze it in head.

Speaker 11 (16:04):
You can have that. That's for you, honey, That's for you.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Alvis love you.

Speaker 11 (16:09):
I can't walk home want the bag.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I brought it him, my American dream bag out here
you and you and your corner, the bag you run
it in with.

Speaker 11 (16:20):
But I hit it from Sheldon, I said, you know it.
He'll find out about it when I bring it into
the show.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Who's gonna get mad at mad at a massive can
of cords.

Speaker 11 (16:28):
Because the problem is is I always do this. I
don't look and I order stuff I don't need, or
I ordered the wrong size and then he's like, and
you wasted the money because you're not going to use
it all or you can't use those So he's.

Speaker 10 (16:39):
Right, especially this time.

Speaker 11 (16:41):
But even Scotty said he didn't think that they sold
cans that big and.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Shop that's that's the size of corn you have like
elementary school cafeterias.

Speaker 11 (16:49):
Right exactly.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
So this reminds me of a friend of mine who
needed to buy a little stool to put in his bathrooms.
You can sit down and whatever, you know, put his
pante hoose. I don't know it, so about to stool
off Amazon. It shows up. It's an inch tall. Yes,
it's a miniature.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
How much did he pay for it?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't know. I'm like, what do you do? He said?
I thought it was a great price.

Speaker 12 (17:14):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
You can't even put a frog on that thing. It
starts because you gotta look at the size. That's the
whole thing.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
I didn't look what's up there?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Producer sam My mom did the exact same thing.

Speaker 23 (17:24):
She thought she was buying a bench for us to
sit on in the backyard, and it turns out it
was for like literal American girl dolls. It's that size,
and we wouldn't let her return it. It's now in
the backyard as a mark of shame.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Oh your poor mom.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Love her. Hey, god, you know what, I'm Cravy Scottie, Yeah,
Scotty or the grocery store expert. How much is an
old school box of Kraft macaroni and cheese, you know,
with the orange powder and the macaroni.

Speaker 24 (17:54):
On average, it's about a dollar ninety nine a box.
But you would never pay that, never stock up when
it's on sale.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I've been craving good old fashioned. It's what it's. Butter
and milks all you need, right, it's all you need.
Have you ever made Kraft macaroni cheese but you didn't
have butter or milks? Try to find another way to
do it? Yeah, just he was neither. It's still okay.
It needs some sort of moisture water, a little water.

Speaker 20 (18:20):
That's weird.

Speaker 25 (18:21):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Hey, I have some technical questions, and it's not like
I'm a grandpa and I can't figure out my own
Let's start with Instagram, all right. So, as you know,
our good friend Frankie P who works at HY one
hundred Miami. Right, he sends me a text saying, hey,
I need to ask you a question. I mean it's

(18:50):
you know, do you have a moment. I'm thinking, oh
serious amount with Frankie Pe. So Frankie P, let me
see if I can find it. It doesn't matter. Frankie
P Here it is. He says, I was purging my
Instagram of people yesterday and I saw you weren't following
me back anymore. So I just wanted to make sure

(19:11):
it wasn't because I offended or upset you in some way,
hoping you just got tired of looking at my face.
Huh huh. Also, you don't have to follow me. Frankie
Peet goes on to say, I really just wanted to
make sure you're not beefing. We're not beefing because of
all jokes aside, you're one of my favorite people ever.
And I'm like, oh my god, I never ever ever
push pushed unfollow for Frankie Pete does sometimes and sometimes

(19:35):
an Instagram does it like knock you out of gear
without you doing it.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yes, I tell people that it does, but I don't
think it does.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Well, I'll tell you what happened though, I'll tell you, well,
here's here's why I think it does in this case. Anyway,
God me, I went on to my Instagram and it's
and I went to Frankie P's page and it says
that I'm following him. So I unfollowed and followed again,
and he said it popped up. So I don't know,
there's something weird going on.

Speaker 15 (20:01):
I will say though Instagram, and I don't know if
it's changed it yet, but it used to make it
super easy to unfollow somebody if they had a public profile,
because if it's private, it'll ask you, are you sure,
because you'll have to request this person again. If it's
open and you accidentally tap it, it would just unfollow that person.
So in that way, maybe that's what happened. But if
it said you were following, then I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well no, but I'm okay. Put I put myself in
Frankie Pea's place. Okay. He's sitting there going, what's up?
Why did Elvis trop me? And now there goes the
mind and there goes the conversation in your head God
and me think back, what did I do to offend him?
Or say? Picture?

Speaker 17 (20:36):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (20:37):
The picture? Should I say something?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
And then but this dialogue went on in his mind
for two days. He's like, it's killing me. Bro, I can't.
I couldn't sleep last night wondering what I did to you.
I'm like, dude, I didn't drop you I swear maybe
I accidentally did it, but I don't. It says I didn't,
It says I was following him, So that must have
been a hiccup in the system.

Speaker 15 (20:59):
Yes, I wonder how long it had been, because you know,
a lot of people have that unfollow app, which I
think is the most dangerous app you could have. You
don't get rid of it, Oh, Brody has Okay, I
don't even.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Know how you can tell who's following you who's not.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
In all this, they have the app, they're telling you
what he does, Daniel. Every day it reports back to
you how many people dropped you and who it was. Hey, Brody,
let me ask you why successful? Hey Brody, Yes, sir,
So you do you still use that unfollow app.

Speaker 26 (21:28):
On Twitter? I do on occasion, Yes, okay, Now.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Why just I'm just curious. Why do you want to
know who's unfollowing you? Is there? What's the reasoning behind
it for you?

Speaker 26 (21:41):
Well? I like to see if there's like a bulk
unfollow Did I post something and then all of a sudden,
you know, one hundred and fifty people on followed me?
Or are there people like in Frankie p situation? Are
there people I like that I have like a good
rapport with suddenly pop up on the unfollowed list. Then
I have to wonder did I do something or is
it a glitch?

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Right?

Speaker 26 (22:00):
I do it like once a month. I'll check, I'll
do a sweep and i'll see you know what the situation.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Is, Okay, I was just curious. I don't back when
the of course you don't you when when the unfollowed
at first came out, I had it and it drove
me bananas. I to get rid of it. And we
can even go on Instagram now and you can see
by day how many people drop you, how many games,
how many people follow you? Yeah, and then on days

(22:27):
of late I would go, I've been going on just
checking it out, and you can see how people spike
and likes when you put something like a puppy up,
and you can see if you put something slightly opinionated up,
they go down and they drop you. And so I
actually drop and gain about the same number of people
every day. It's really weird.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah, Frog, Now, Brody, have you ever reached out to
somebody who unfollowed you and asked them why they unfollowed you?
That that was not like somebody on the show or
a friend.

Speaker 26 (22:58):
If it's somebody that I've interacted with a lot, I
might say, hey, I hope everything's okay, But I don't
ask like regular people. If I'm not sure who they are,
then I don't reach out and ask them why. There
was a time when I had like a thousand followers
on Twitter, back in the old days, where if I
dropped somebody, I lost someone, I would say, hey, sorry
I lost you. Hope to earn you back someday. Because

(23:18):
I didn't have that many followers that I could do that.
But no, I only reach out to people if I
know them and I'm curious.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I like this text, I unfollowed a family member three
times in one week.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
And I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I didn't do it on purpose, So we know that
maybe there is a glitch, and there's sometimes, but this
other one, Oh, where did it go? Damn it? Oh?
I literally had someone call me the day after I
unfollowed her because she's like, hey, you unfollowed me.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
Why'd you un follow me?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
And I told her because she's crazy crazy, Yeah, scary,
what's up?

Speaker 17 (23:49):
You know?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
You know Brody runs the intern program here. When you
know when we have interns, and he does a great job.
We do an amazing job of that.

Speaker 27 (23:57):
But I feel like a lot of times the intern
give him like a gratuitous follow while they're having the
internship kind of to impress, and then afterwards, if they
move on to something else and they don't get a
permanent job here or something, they just drop them.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Scary. Well, I know sometimes people have done that before.

Speaker 27 (24:13):
If we've had twenty years of interns, we have hundreds,
and some people.

Speaker 12 (24:18):
Have all that.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
How do you know?

Speaker 17 (24:20):
I like that?

Speaker 26 (24:21):
Yeah, I like that. Scary somehow knows who follows me
and follows me? Because that isn't a true statement what
he just said.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Yeah, what an assumption.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, he's seen it in action.

Speaker 15 (24:32):
More dms from listeners who say what I do to scary?
He followed me and then unfollowed me all the time.

Speaker 27 (24:39):
Well, that's just like me and I have a rotation
of people because you can only follow a maximum of
seven thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
So weird you you actually invest that much time and
thought in your Instagram follows, you rotate them.

Speaker 27 (24:53):
Yeah, I want to see what listeners are up to.
I want to see if we're you know, hitting the
hot buttons. I just want to stay.

Speaker 11 (24:57):
You need to watch the social de He is the
social delatariously, he is ruddy.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
We'll talk to you a little bit. Okay, you got it, Amanda.
On line twenty four is keeping an eye on people?
You're so you're keeping an eye on people who are
following and on following you, right? And what's your rule
of thumb there?

Speaker 28 (25:18):
So I'm not. Actually I have a little bit of
a different story. The vice principal at my school I'm
a teacher, defriended me the other day.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Okay, oh why And I don't know why.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 28 (25:28):
I want to go look at her Facebook during the
debate because she usually has good commentary. And then I
know she's not my friend anymore. And I'm a teacher,
so I'm like, worried I did something wrong.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Well, could she have maybe done that for all of
the teachers. Yeah, maybe she's not following any of the
teachers anymore that she works with.

Speaker 28 (25:46):
No, I checked, she's still friends with all of my coworkers.

Speaker 15 (25:49):
Trust you, Amanda, Do you guys have differing political views.
Maybe it was like she didn't want to offend you,
so she said, you don't look at my content anymore.

Speaker 28 (25:58):
Not at all, Not at all.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
It could be something as simple as Frankie p. It's like,
I swear to you I did not unfollow him. I
did not, but he's he couldn't sleep for a whole
night because of it. So well, if it means that
much to you, you may want to bring it up.

Speaker 22 (26:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:12):
I don't know, Yeah, I kind.

Speaker 28 (26:13):
Of just I just got the courage to do that
after hearing this whole story, because I've been thinking about
it for days.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
It seems to stupid.

Speaker 28 (26:19):
Did like you're like, why did you defriend me?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I know, I know at the end of the day,
it's like, oh God, why am I even losing a
moment's thought over this. But if it means something to you,
then dig into it. Maybe there's a conversation that can
come from it. It could be a learning moment.

Speaker 28 (26:32):
As they say, all right, I'll take your advice.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
All right, have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 28 (26:37):
Amanda, thanks so much.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
All right, take it easy. Uh you know, Gandhi, I
noticed that you really don't follow that many people. You have,
like five hundred people you follow. You keep it kind
of low.

Speaker 15 (26:49):
I do I actually unfollow people all the time because
I won't follow more than five hundred because I realized,
like in my life, I don't think I know more
than five hundred people. So I don't want to get
wrapped up in the what's everyone doing? When I'd rather
just know, like what are the people I care about doing?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
And what am I seeing? I like to keep it.

Speaker 10 (27:07):
Look, it's Scary's face. He's like people, and.

Speaker 27 (27:11):
I follow seven thousand follows, but these people are strangers.
But there are listeners, So I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna
follow you for a while.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (27:18):
See, I'm guilty if I unfollow somebody, even if I
don't like them.

Speaker 10 (27:22):
I feel I feel so bad. I don't know, I
just feel bad.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I don't know if I'm becoming just an old crab
or what. I just social media, it's just I don't
I mean, I will look at it. It's just not
what it meant. It's not the same to me as
it was a year ago. As a matter of fact,
you know, Scary is in the habit of posting as
much as possible. I mean, I don't post every day.
I don't feel the need to post every day. It's

(27:47):
just not like whatever scary.

Speaker 11 (27:49):
If you feel your Instagram story is about to expire
and you have nothing up there, do you get like
all sweaty and stuff.

Speaker 27 (27:55):
I do get a little crazy, yeah, the posting of
the pictures, and I'm like, eh, but yes, but the
story he has to go on otherwise what if I
you know, but but now now it's kind of hard.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
So if your story, if your story is on an Instagram,
then your story didn't happen right exactly.

Speaker 27 (28:08):
But then we're out of content because we were not
doing too much.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
So I'm like, okay, if this is me making oh okay.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
So this is the difference.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
You look at your Instagram as content for listeners, right see,
I don't, And I guess that's where that's where I
don't care. I just don't care. I just put content up.
If it's my it's my dog blowing out his birthday candle.
I here he is living life versus Jeff is online
twenty three. Let's go see what's going on with Jeff. Hey, Jeff,

(28:35):
what's going on with you?

Speaker 22 (28:36):
Hello lady?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Well, hello lady, So what's going on with your follows
and unfollows? Jeff? What's your deal?

Speaker 22 (28:42):
Well? I actually had an interaction with Dave Brody on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Right way, you used both names Dave Brody. That doesn't
sound good.

Speaker 22 (28:51):
Well, you used to go by Brody in my heart.
But it's a lesson to never meet your heroes, you know.
I always thought it was a funny guy, you know,
on the show and everything. So I had an interactional
with him on Twitter. I made a joke. I guess
he didn't liked it, and he got pretty offended and
I had some follow him. I said, hey, this is
a lesson, never meet your hero.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, okay, keep in mind that.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
There's some things that keep in mind. I just want
you to remember, though, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
You know, sometimes in interacting with each other online, we
don't truly truly see what the real intent is. And
sometimes we say things in joke and they think it
was a serious thing. And I and I, you know,
I hope that it wasn't. I hope that's what it was.
I hope it was just a misunderstanding, but I don't know.
Well I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 22 (29:35):
You know. Here's it happens.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
See, we all use we all use social media in
different ways. Brody uses his social media in a in
a This is how I feel and I want you
to understand why I feel this way, and if you
want to debate about it, I'm open for it. And
that's how he uses That's how he uses it, and
it's okay.

Speaker 22 (29:55):
You know a lot of people I like to officially say, hey,
no hard feeling.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
On Twitter? All right, well thank you, Jeff, have a
good day.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
Come on, Scary such a Turdcurio's.

Speaker 8 (30:15):
Gonna get that one last little jab.

Speaker 22 (30:17):
Just that.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
Just it's he and Brody.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
They do that with each other. But look, you know,
we all use social media for different reasons. I have
friends I've had to block because all they do is
bitch and moan about every single thing.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
That's all they do.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
There's no positivity, there's nothing. So I just block them
because I just I don't want to. I use it differently.
I put pictures of meat loaf up there. You know,
it's like I don't. But who am I to say
you're using it for wrong reasons. It's how you choose
to use it anyway.

Speaker 29 (30:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
With that said, So Frankie P, why I love you?
I'm sorry?

Speaker 20 (30:53):
Was that funny Elvis in the Morning Show? Elvis st
in in the morning Shower?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
So we have, God, how many employees on our floor
that share that big refrigerator. It's a lot and you
open it up, I mean every day it's full. I
mean then they say clean it out, and then it's
full again. And a lot of that stuff is like
big gallon vats of milk with no name on it.
Even if it had a name, you know, people are

(31:29):
going to be dipping into it because they'll be like, oh,
I made my coffee, I'll just have a little tablespoon
of milk. They'll never know.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Well, everybody takes a tablespoon, then it's all gone.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Exactly, and so then they don't understand what happened. So
we just can't keep milk. And we actually Gandhi and
I actually saw a culprit in there taking milk, right.

Speaker 15 (31:50):
We saw too, We saw the person who did it,
and then we saw the person who ate it, and
a bedded and encouraged what happened exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You're right, by the way. We the person the main
character in this heist is a great guy. He's a
really sweet guy and people love him. Yeah, but he
needed some milk for his coffee. He said, oh damn,
I forgot my milk, and so he went for someone else's.

Speaker 15 (32:14):
Yeah, he said he felt really badly about it, but
he did what he did.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
Did he leave a note?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
No, no, leave an there's no note pad. And then
the kitsen. You know you're not prepared for that. I'm
gonna go back to my desk and ride, don't know
him bring it back. So there's a story. I saw
it a little while ago. They were so sick and
tired of people taking their milk they devised this milk

(32:39):
carton pad lock or that it's a lock, right, I've
never seen one of these before. Have you seen one
of these before? No? Never? I mean it goes up
around the top of you know, the milk carton where
they unscrew it or whatever it is, the container, and
then he goes down to the handle and wraps around
it looks like some like a male sex toy of
some sort. Maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
I like, kind of world do we live in where
you need a milk padlock?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Well, this is like a chastity padlock for your milk.

Speaker 10 (33:08):
I know, trust anybody that's people are hungry.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Well, and at the end of the day, if someone
wanted the milk, they could take the whole thing. You know,
it could, but you'd have to like knife it open
in the bottom right let it drip out into your coffee.
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (33:22):
I did see one genius idea though. Somebody had milk
and it said breast milk. And I don't know if
it really was breast milk or not, but nobody's touching that.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Milk. Yeah. No, there are people in our place that would,
you know, the people we work. So anyway, whoever did this,
they call it utterlock U D D E R. And
it actually is a British thing. It actually is on
the market called utterlock, and it fits standard milk jugs

(33:55):
over there. And I haven't seen the US equivalent of this,
but I'm sure it's come soon now. They posted someone
posted it online and everyone went outrage. I mean, people
were so mad. How dare you? This is stupid. We
live in a world I don't know. You know, people
people love to bitch and moan about something and it
requires a key to be opened.

Speaker 15 (34:17):
Wow, there's nothing more infuriating though, when you're banking on
some leftovers and you were prepared and you brought them
and you opened the fridge and somebody has infiltrated your
leftovers and eaten some of them.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Who the hell does that?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
I get it?

Speaker 8 (34:31):
Yeah, well you know them. Yeah, don't you find it weird?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
You leave your fried rice in the you know, in
the refrigerator, you open it up and half of it's gone.
I mean someone else has been I'm not going to
eat it now. No, no, it is your whatever in there.

Speaker 11 (34:45):
No disgusting.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
And I mean you guys know me.

Speaker 15 (34:48):
If somebody wanted the food and they just said, hey,
can I have some Sure, have some of my food.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I'll always split it. But when you just steal it, oh,
hell no, this is weird.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Nate has an idea. What's that? I got it?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Public shaming.

Speaker 13 (35:00):
Anytimes somebody opens the refrigerator, there's a camera that turns
on and takes a picture of you and what you're
taking out of the refrigerator, and then it goes on
public display so that everybody knows, hey, Elvis Duran grabbed
some one percent milk out of this person's container.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
Hell yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
China is doing that. They're shaming people that jaywalk. I
think we should get down with that.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Like that, public shaming jaywalking. Can you imagine if New
York City didn't allow jaywalking, we'd never get anywhere. That's
that's crazy, I know. But then there are those who
are going to complain and their justification is, well, you
know what, stop and think maybe that person really doesn't
have nutrition at home, so they depends on your leftovers. Well, okay,

(35:42):
all right, feel bad? Then you do? You feel bad? Okay?
Now I feel like a total jerk for being mad
at them.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
It's like if somebody steal the car, if that person
needed a car more than you do, you still can't
steal it.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
It's still stealing.

Speaker 22 (35:55):
True.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
No, we should give people our cars, just take them,
take them.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
We're looking out for you.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Buddy.

Speaker 11 (36:02):
You have these utter locks, you can buy them. They're
nine pounds, but you can order them from the UK.
You probably pay a lot more in shipping, but you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
It says on the website is some utter plucker taking
your milk. And then someone else said would also fit
on a handle of vodka bottle wading asking for a friend. Yeah, scary.

Speaker 27 (36:23):
I feel like this is going to cause a lot
of fights between roommates because people a gonna.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Start buying them for their apartments or houses.

Speaker 27 (36:29):
And then and then you know, someone's girlfriend comes over
and steals the milk, and then people are gonna move out.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It's going to cause bigger trouble than we think. Look,
you know the look if I buy milk and I
put it in an refrigerator, I have the right to
say I don't want anyone else touching my milk. And
I get that line nineteen Megan, she has a wow,
I can't believe this happened. Hi Megan, Hi, So what's
going on? How are you? We're doing well?

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (36:55):
One time I made just a very simple Turkey American
cheese sandwich on one of those sandwich thins.

Speaker 22 (37:02):
Couldn't miss it.

Speaker 11 (37:02):
And I went get my sandwich and my cheese was
missing off the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
So rather than rather than taking half a sandwich or
the whole sandwich, they.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
Lifted the bread.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
They pulled the slice of cheese off and put the
bread back on and put it back in.

Speaker 11 (37:18):
They deconstructures. Come on, you can trust it.

Speaker 12 (37:21):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 22 (37:22):
I was defended.

Speaker 10 (37:23):
I was like, take the whole sandwich.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
You know that is some sandwichy stuff. Give means their
their fingers were in your sandwich.

Speaker 15 (37:28):
And yeah, that is the most ratty of all rap moves.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
There was there was a there was a corner of
the piece of cheese left.

Speaker 18 (37:37):
So it wasn't like I forgot the cheese, Like I
knew that it was there.

Speaker 22 (37:41):
I have a photo of it. It was it was
like ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You know.

Speaker 11 (37:45):
For a minute though, you're like, am I going crazy?
Did I forget that the cheese on the sandwich? I did?

Speaker 17 (37:52):
I did.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
It's my favorite part though, So I wouldn't forget what.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
What goes goes through someone doc. I can't speak what
goes through so one's mind, Like, God, the sandwich I
made looks great. It just needs something. It needs a.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Cheese.

Speaker 22 (38:09):
Yep.

Speaker 15 (38:11):
Sounds like such a pothead move. Like either they put
the cheese on it or they were just really hungry.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
They saw some cheese and were like, that's it. I'm
just gonna take the cheese.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
No one will know what I would do. The chef
for me would come out. I would get a bag
of Dorito's out of the vending machine. I would steal
your cheese and make nachos. Yeah no, because you know
that cheese is valuable stuff. Man. It's like people are stealing, you.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
Know, cables from from cities, structures and things.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
It's look at cheese. It's the same thing. It's very expensive.

Speaker 8 (38:41):
All right, Well, thank you very much, Megan, have a
great day.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 24 (38:45):
You too, thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Take it easy anyway, someone texted it, Hey, they're helping
her cholesterol levels.

Speaker 11 (38:51):
Oh okay, oh no.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
We gotta go.

Speaker 25 (38:58):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning show. Eli, Elvis dan
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Not to embarrass myself, but here we go. I mean,
I'm on crazy, crazy allergy medicine. So I'm like a
crackhead over here. Okay, my skins crawling off my head.
So if it goes down a weird hallway, it's gonna happen.
Mark Hoppus is here.

Speaker 30 (39:21):
Yeah, we need more cowbet that's great. It's some morning
radio embarrassing thing.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
Ever, you have a slide whistle too?

Speaker 10 (39:38):
Probably do you?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Really?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Don't mess with my slide.

Speaker 10 (39:43):
He's a box of tricks.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
It's so hokey. Put that crap nice, Okay, now that'll
be I just I mean, it is a typical hokey, right.
I just stopped wearing bowling shirts. So Mark Hoffers of
course blink on two and I'm doing my best not

(40:07):
to fangirl in your face because we're such huge fans. Oh,
thank you very much. Absolutely the story we all thought
we knew until now we're reading your book called Fahrenheit
one eighty two, and wow, writing a book is an interesting,
interesting decision to make. It is why why did you
do this? My manager asked me to.

Speaker 31 (40:27):
Actually, my manager has been saying forever that I should
write a book, but I didn't really think about it until.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I was sick.

Speaker 31 (40:34):
And when I was sick, I was talking with a
therapist and she said, you should write down what's happening
and write like nobody's ever going to read it, and
just write. And I found it really therapeutic, and so
afterwards I was like, I enjoyed this process. And then
it turned from writing as therapy from being sick to
writing about my band and my best friends and the
great things that we've gotten to do and how lucky
we are. And then that went into the band breakup

(40:56):
and into like the part about being sick.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
So it was it was really great speaking of I mean,
you don't hold back. I mean you were talking about
Tom DeLong and you're interesting of volatile sometimes volatile relationship
with him. You just say it right here. Yeah, And
did he read it and go, hey, man, is that
really what you thought about me? No, because there's nothing
in the book that I had n't talked with Tom

(41:20):
about or said in his presence. And Tom and I
were in a great place, because a bandblinquity to is
in a really awesome place right now. And so I
think that. And I wrote the book with the intent there.

Speaker 31 (41:31):
Would be no demons in it, like I didn't want
there to be bad guys. And so when I was
writing the book, even when I was writing about fights
that we've had as a band, I would write about
other person's point of view because I'd want to be
fair about it. And so that was kind of healing
for me as well, to write about arguments that were
in the past, like twenty years ago, that I was
still maybe holding on us some grudges about, and then
trying to write it from the other person's perspective, help

(41:52):
me deal.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
With it now.

Speaker 11 (41:53):
If we listen to the book on audible, right, a
lot of times if I'm listening to someone who does
their own book, they kind of go off page for
a minute and give you, like a side note.

Speaker 10 (42:02):
Do you do that at all.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
No, no no. I stuck very striggling to the book.

Speaker 31 (42:09):
But I did write a song for the beginning in
the outro of it. So the audiobook has like a
little like musical intro and a little musical outro.

Speaker 11 (42:15):
Oh that's cool, so cool.

Speaker 15 (42:17):
Was there anybody that you had to reach out to
before the book came out and say, hey, just a
heads up, example, Melissa Joonhart, there's something about you in
this book?

Speaker 31 (42:25):
Was it was more like my family, like talking about
my family stuff and things that happened in the past
like that the things about like the band and stuff.
I didn't feel like I needed to warn anybody about
because it's all it's all fun and joy and there's no.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Like I got you or whatever. It's all it's all love.
So Mark Hoppus, of course this book is called fair Night.
You talk about growing up with your sister in California. Yeah, right,
And Scotty by the way, Scotty B what year do
we see blink in Green Day Garden? I think, oh, wow,

(42:58):
it had to be ninety nine or two thousands, like
two thousand and one. I think too that like the
pop disaster to it right, yes, yeah, and even back
then I was the oldest person in the car. But
you know, so Scotty was listening to you talking about
your your your parents and how you would hear them
fighting in the house, and you said you actually started

(43:18):
crying on the way to work today.

Speaker 24 (43:19):
I did because it resonated with me a lot, because
you and your sister reminded me a lot of my kids,
because I got divorced, you know. And and I didn't
realize that you're the one that spilled the apple juice
and Adam song.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
That was me.

Speaker 31 (43:31):
I spilled the apple juice and Adams song. I was
hearing my parents fight, and I was sitting outside their
bedroom on the carpet, drinking apple juice, wondering what the
heck is going on with my family?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
This doesn't sound right, this is I was awful in there.

Speaker 31 (43:42):
These are my parents are supposed to love one another,
and I can hear them yelling, and I like coughed
or like moved or something. And then the yelling stopped
and I heard footsteps coming toward the door. I'm like,
oh my god, I'm maybe it's so much trouble for
sitting outside the door while they're arguing. And so I
got up and ran and I kicked over the apple
juice in the hall and.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
That was it. That was it the song, right. You
know you also talk about I think it's a during pandemic.
You you were diagnosed with cancer. Yeah, I mean we're
talking to stage stage four lymphoma, diffuse large B cell
lymphoma type four A. They hell lot, that was what
I had. You had to be complicated even with that. Yeah,

(44:18):
but you said if I'm if I'm not mistaken that
knowing that the mortality, mortality is like number one your
headlined at the point that it was actually freeing. It
was to know that, Well, you tell us I don't know.

Speaker 31 (44:33):
It's like, uh, it's like if you found out the
day that you're going to die, you would you would know.
And I felt like that was what I was told.
I was told actually that I had a sixty percent
chance of getting through cancer never having to think about
it again, which is great odds. I had a friend
who was sick at the same time with pancreatic cancer
and sadly passed away.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
So the type of cancer that I have.

Speaker 31 (44:53):
Or had was curable, but it was going to be
really difficult, And somehow I was like Okay, well I've
worried so long about you know, mortality and how things
are going to end, and thought about my own deaths.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
This is great morning radio. Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 8 (45:14):
Cuba cancer.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah did the whistle? Well, so okay, please continue that.

Speaker 31 (45:24):
But there was a freedom in that where I was like, okay,
well this is the fight now. Yeah, And so I
really crystallized things and like friends and family came and
really like my whole world shrunk down to like this
tiny little crucible of love and friends and family and
fighting this uh, this disease.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
See, this is why you need to read this. Because
you go to a Blink one eighty two concert and
you see the joy, the fun, people justfing around on
stage and having a great time. But when you get
to know you a little more, that's incredible. Everyone is
a book in them And I wrote my book, and
I learn more about me writing this book. Talk about that,
I mean, how do you see yourself differently post book writing?

(46:02):
Post book writing?

Speaker 31 (46:03):
Honestly, writing a book about myself made me realize that
it's not about me, that it's about the people around
me and the people that I love, and the band
and what we've created, and that whole world, and hopefully
it's made me more humble and whatever.

Speaker 17 (46:17):
I think.

Speaker 31 (46:18):
I've always been humble, but definitely writing a book makes
you think about what am I in the world, and
what do I have to give? And what what do
I need to do less of? What do I want
to do more of?

Speaker 15 (46:26):
Have you carried that same freeing feeling post cancer with
you or did you just go back to like now
I'm good both.

Speaker 31 (46:33):
Yeah, there's a real thing at the end where you're like,
you know, if I get over this cancer, I'm gonna
go out and to live every day with love. And
I try and do that. But then also like I
just get bombed on things. It's like I'm glad that
I get to take everything for granted again.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 31 (46:48):
Yeah, that's the best part of like, of being cured
of cancer is like you get to go back to
complaining about stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
It's great.

Speaker 23 (46:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (46:56):
We've had a couple of guys here who you know,
battled death and they came out on the other side
and they're just you know, back to themself.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the best part. That's Froggy update in Jacksonville.
He's had two brain aneurysms.

Speaker 31 (47:06):
Oh, my gosh, two brand aneurysms and Ate, yeah strokes
exactly right, though, that's what you do.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
You you kind of first you're like, well, I'm gonna
be different, and you are different, and it's like an
accident on the road. You put both hands on the wheel,
You're gonna drive really good, and then ten minutes tell
you the radio is blasting, windows down in your hall
and ass again.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
You get back to life eventually.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yep, love it. What's that Nate scream? I can't hear you.

Speaker 12 (47:29):
We have a text that just came in. Oh my god.
Mark could be a DJ.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah he is after.

Speaker 31 (47:35):
Yeah, Apple Music, you can check it out. I am,
I am a DJ. We have a show on Apple Music.
It's called after School Radio when me and my friends
do it and it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
You you may borrow a bell if you want, Yeah,
but not the way slide whist for sure.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
When you finish your book, right, you're done, You're you've
written it. You go to hand it in, you hand
it over to be published. Is it nerve wracking? Do
you question everything you put in there? Do you say,
oh my god, gosh, I should have left that out.
I shouldn't have done this. I should have done that.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (48:03):
I mean it's like recording an album where it's the
hardest part is turning it in and saying this is
a complete work now. But what I did is I thought, well,
this isn't a bookend, this is a milestone, like this
is where I am today when I turned in the book.
That's how I felt that day, and then life goes on.
So this is really just like, that's that's where I
was when I started writing the book two years ago.
And I've obviously, you know, Blink has gone on since

(48:24):
this and done one hundred and twenty five shows and
we're recording a new album and all kinds of stuff.
So yeah, but there's always like I look back and
I'm like, oh, I wish I would have changed that word.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I wish I would have included that story or whatever. Yeah,
Mark Hoppus is here is memoirs called Fahrenheit one eighty two.
It's to be able right now. Listen to it. Read it.
We love listening. Yeah, hearing your voice, did you ever
find yourself getting not choked up, but just more emotional
as you tell your story and you're vocalizing it and

(48:53):
you hear.

Speaker 31 (48:53):
The yeah, when I was doing the audio book and
I was talking about being sick, and I was reading
in the book, I have these journals that I was
keeping while I was undergoing chemotherapy, and I was really
at my low point, and I'm reading and reading thoughts
that I had for myself while I was really in
the dark, and that made me choke up when.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I was reading the book. Good morning, everybody, But where's
the whistle?

Speaker 11 (49:17):
You have a very soothing voice, so I feel like
listening to your audible would be very a very soothing experience.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
It's it's a nice experience.

Speaker 31 (49:24):
I hope I haven't listened to the audiobook because I
dislike the sound of my voice that much that you know,
it's like when you hear your voice back when you
leave a message for somebody and you go, oh, that's
what I sound like.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
You have a great voice, thank you. It's very low,
low tones. It's kind of rattling my scrotum, kind of.
You made reference to the fact that other bands thought
you guys blink when I was a joke right, always, always,
in forever, since day one.

Speaker 31 (49:53):
Why, because that's what we do when Tom and I
get on stage, we try and out you one another,
say the more ridiculous thing, have the more fun, write
the better song, whatever it is. And so forever people
just thought of Blink as the joke band because we
go on stage, and also, you know, we had funny
videos and What's My Age again is kind of a
joke premise for a song. But we also had songs

(50:14):
like Adam's song and really.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Heartfelt things and Tom's always written really heartfelt lyrics. And
so I.

Speaker 31 (50:20):
Think the people that grew up listening to Blink knew
that there was a duality to our band that we
love to have fun, but we also try and write
the best songs we can and try and write the
best music that we can.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
So you and Tom and try. I mean, the relationship
basically we have the same thing. I mean, to come
in every day. We have to be on stage, whether
we like it or not. People paid for the tickets.
I guess this is a free show, but pay with
their time. And there you know. The relationship you had
with Tom though, was it definitely had its peaks and valleys. Yeah,

(50:49):
and talk about that, talk about what it was like.
I mean a partner.

Speaker 31 (50:53):
Right, Well, I met Tom, you know, I had just
graduated high school and was in college and Tom was
graduating high.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
School at the time.

Speaker 31 (51:00):
And if you think about it, the people that you
were friends with in high school, like, we are grown
men with families and children of our own. Now what
friends that you had in high school are you still
friends with today? That you've worked with and lived with
and toured in a van and slept on people's floors
and everything else, and just humans going through life, you
fall in and out of stuff. So you know, Tom
and I were at different points in our lives while

(51:21):
we were in the same band together, and you know,
Tom wanted to stay home and I wanted to go
on tour, and Travis wanted to go on tour, and
we were having kids a different point, and there's like
a tear in that. There's like a difference when you
start and you're all in a van together, there's a
unity of purpose. All we want to do is play shows,
be in this van, be in this band, and go
and have fun. But then you get married, and then
you have relationship, then you have kids, and you have mortgages,

(51:41):
and you have all this other stuff pulling your time away.
And I think that the balance that each of us
had in our lives was just different at different times,
and you're talking. One of the chapters is about how
you and Tom. Actually you're laying you were both in
at one point started to separate.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
In different minds and you were a little confused. He
wanted to go to another project, other music, and you
just weren't communicating at all. Yeah, did you think it
was over at that point?

Speaker 22 (52:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Yeah, there are several times.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
Yeah, there were several.

Speaker 31 (52:08):
Times when I thought like, I'm not going to talk
with Tom again, and you know, I don't even.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Speak to him.

Speaker 31 (52:13):
You didn't speak like I mean when you know, when
Tom left the band the first time, we didn't speak
for like five years, and same thing the second time.
So there were numbers of years where I just wouldn't
even talk with Tom, and there was so much acrimony
on both sides. But then the cool thing is that
when we got back together both times, you know, the
first time was after Travis had his plane crash, and

(52:34):
the second time was after I was sick with cancer.
That Tom calls up and it's like none of the
bad things even happened at all. It was like you
just snapped back into best friend mode. And that's how
Tom has been like ever since whatever it was four
years ago when Tom texted me out of the blue
and said, Hey, I'm directing this music video for Angels
and Airwaves, And he sent me a photo of him
at a music video shoot that he was directing, and

(52:55):
of course it's him in front of a bunch of
models in their underwear.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Of course, and I reply, haha, that's awesome.

Speaker 22 (53:02):
Man.

Speaker 31 (53:02):
Hey, by the way, I have cancer and I start chemotherapy.
And that was the first real text that I had
exchanged with Tom in a number of years. And immediately
my phone rings and it's Tom, and I pick up
the phone and say hello, and he says how are you?
And so the past whatever four years just disappeared and
it was just back to square one, back to friends.

Speaker 10 (53:22):
Wow, and do.

Speaker 11 (53:23):
You think like now, Like you know, when you guys
first started, it was like the end all be all
that would You had to be successful, you wanted to
make the money. You guys are in such a different
place right now that it's got to be more fun.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
It is fun.

Speaker 31 (53:36):
And that was the reason that we got blank Oninity
two back together as the three of us is because
that's what's fun. And we sat down in early twenty
twenty two, and we were like, Okay, what do we
need for Blankuinity two to be awesome and be what
we want it to be? Because Blinkwinity two is the
three of us, and you know, thank God for Mattskiba
when he came in, and thank God for Scott Rainer

(53:57):
when he came in. But the soul of Blanquinity two
is Travis, Tom and me, and so we sat down
and we're like, we just want to do fun stuff.
We want to be creative. We want to keep writing
new songs and touring and playing music for people and.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Having a great time.

Speaker 31 (54:10):
And so we're like, we're not going to do anything
that we don't want to do, and we've kind of
stuck to that and served as well.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Was there anything that didn't make the book? I actually,
Nate said to you were telling a story about Detroit,
and he's asked that. I said, tell me the story.
You said, no, let Mark tell the story. Oh, I
mean it was just this is you know whatever.

Speaker 31 (54:29):
Probably almost twenty years ago, we were sitting backstage in
Detroit and we were hanging out, the three of us
in a dressing room, just backstage doing nothing and We've
been there for like an hour after soundcheck, and all
of a sudden, out of the bathroom comes these two
guys probably in their like early twenties, very late teens,
and they look at us and they go, hey, what's up, guys,
and they just walk out. We're like, what the hell?
They've been in that bathroom the whole time. So we

(54:51):
go into the bathroom. Those guys had snuck into the
venue and we're climbing through the ceiling like in Breakfast
Club and climbing over the ceiling tiles, and this ceiling
tiles had given way and they'd fallen through the ceiling
onto the stall of the bathroom underneath them, broken the
door off the stall, broken the toilet off the wall,
and then just sat there in fear, not knowing what

(55:12):
to do, and finally gave up and they walked out.
Security was grabbing them and kicking them out. We're like,
no way, those guys are sitting side of stage for
the whole show.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah, that's the energy you want, right next to the stage.

Speaker 22 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
I love that crazy stuff on the road. I mean,
I'm sure that the list is so long there's no
way to even remember most of it, but we used
to call our true manager.

Speaker 31 (55:33):
We used to call our true manager in the middle
of the night at a hotel and say, this is
the front desk and we have an urgent fax for
you down here.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
We need you to come down right now. It's three
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 31 (55:42):
And then we call down to the front desk and say,
this is bl Liquidity too, is true manager.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I need a fax.

Speaker 31 (55:46):
I'm expecting what I'm coming down there, and if you
don't have her for me, I'm gonna kick your ass.
And so our tour manager would go downstairs and say,
do you have a fact for me? And the person
working the desk, I'm so sorry, sir, we don't have
a fax for you.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I don't know what to tell you. Well, why'd you
call me up and wake me? I didn't call you
wake you up?

Speaker 11 (56:03):
I love it.

Speaker 15 (56:04):
Did you guys have universal rules for the tour bus,
like no crapping when we're all on here?

Speaker 31 (56:10):
Uh no, but we I mean when we first started off,
when we first had a bus, Scott and I still
smoked cigarettes, and we would, like everybody except for Tom
basically smoked on.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Our crew and it was just the dirtiest.

Speaker 31 (56:21):
Smelliest awful bus, Like, imagine that stank that just like
dank smoke for so awful.

Speaker 10 (56:28):
Didn't you guys all have the same stalker?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
At one point we did.

Speaker 31 (56:32):
There was a stalker in San Diego that my wife
kept seeing around town.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
And I was recording.

Speaker 31 (56:38):
We were in the studio, and she called up and
said that lady who I see around town is out
in front of our house right now, and so she
called the police, and the police came, and the lady
took off and the kid. The police came back and
they said, hey, we can't arrest this lady because she.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Hasn't done anything illegal.

Speaker 31 (56:52):
But she has a notebook with pictures of your house
from six months ago, like license plate numbers written down,
times of when like lights would come on and off
in your house, or you know, pictures of Tom's wife
at the grocery store, like really strange stuff.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
We're today downstairs. I don't know.

Speaker 22 (57:14):
Those it.

Speaker 31 (57:16):
Oh yeah, but that was that was really unsettling. And
uh it was after that that, you know, we moved
into a gated community and I was like, WHOA, being
famous is weird things?

Speaker 15 (57:25):
Because you know, now we we read and hear so
many things about people being on stage and someone launching
a bottle at them. Has touring changed for you guys
in that way at all? Or is it just still
kind of the saying?

Speaker 31 (57:34):
I mean, thank god there's a lot less shoes being
thrown on stage, because I never under like coming out
of the punk rock community, like, uh, every show there'd
be shoes and T shirts and like a belt and
like everyone's trash all thrown up on stage. I'm like,
what about like, like, how do you walk home with
no shoes? How do you leave a show with no shoes?

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Will they throw both or just one?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Because I have just one shoe.

Speaker 10 (57:55):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 31 (57:56):
I phones and camera and lots of lots of underwear,
but bras are expensive. I've had to buy my wife
bras before. I'm like, why this is you know whatever,
there's a lot of money.

Speaker 11 (58:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
So looking back, I mean, did you guys first start touring?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I mean it started touring really in ninety five was
like our first tour. Wow, So look at that and
all these years that have passed. I mean, did it
go fast or it's insane? I still remember the smell
of our van. It was not good, doesn't sound Yeah?
Good at all, wasn't.

Speaker 31 (58:27):
It was like fast food trash that smell of like
stale French fries and Mexican food and this like, uh do.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
You miss that? Yeah? It was great. Yeah, because something
tells me, however, you're transporting yourselves around These days, it
smells much better. Oh it does.

Speaker 31 (58:42):
But there's nothing like the joy of just hitting it.
Because back then there were no cell phones, there was
no internet, There.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Was no way to get a hold of us.

Speaker 31 (58:49):
When we left to go on tour, we had literally
a Thomas Guide and a staple together thing like this,
just a bunch of papers with like this is the
venue address, this is what time you need to be there,
and you're getting paid, getting paid fifty dollars wow.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
And then nobody could get ahold of us.

Speaker 31 (59:06):
So if I had to call home, I had to
call home, collect from a payphone and hope my mom
was home to pick up the phone and how is everything?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
So how did your your mom and your father still alive? Yeah?
So how did they respond to your success in the band?

Speaker 31 (59:20):
Did they get it? Ever, they did get it. My
mom was very supportive early on. My dad was always
a little more practical. My dad didn't really understand that
blankin Ay two is successful until we played the tonight
show with Jay Leno Wow, and Richard Simmons was one
of the guests.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Oh yeah, this is one of the chapters I pulled
as up.

Speaker 31 (59:40):
Yeah, that's the picture right there. So we were all
hanging out in the green room before like after sound
check before we played, and Richard Simmons, the workout guru,
comes into our room.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Just burst open the door.

Speaker 31 (59:53):
Blake one eighty two comes in, gives me a kiss,
gives Tom a kiss, Travis a kiss, huge personality, and
I'm talking. And so we had invited all of our
families to the show and I'm not seeing Richard Simmons
for workout tips and he said, oh, I don't need
to give you tips.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I'm old enough to be your dad.

Speaker 31 (01:00:08):
And my dad goes, actually, I'm his dad, And Richard
Simmons turns around and goes dad and gives my dad
and he's on the cheek and rich and my dad
was like, well, if Richard Simmons knows who my son's
band is, then they must be successful.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
And that was that was really the moment. Wow. It
took Richard Simmons to like pound it home.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I feel like that me.

Speaker 11 (01:00:25):
It was Donnie Osmond, Like my mom listens to our show.
But when I put Donnie Osmond on the phone with
my mom, dad's when my mom was like, yeah, you
got a cool job.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
I'm still waiting on that moment.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Yeah. So what did you learn about yourself? Writ in
this book? What I learned about myself. That's the first
time I've been asked that. I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
I learned a whole lot of them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Like I said, it's it's.

Speaker 31 (01:00:49):
Not about me that I love my friends and family,
I love my band, and that's what's really important to me.
It really crystallized what's important to me in this world,
and it's actually a lot smaller than I thought that
it was. It's not stuff. I mean, I like things,
it's not any of that, but it's the it's like
the joy of being on stage or writing a song,
or being with my family and my friends.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
That's it. That's really all that I learned.

Speaker 11 (01:01:11):
Can I ask a question that has nothing to do
with the book, How what are you using to keep
your hair looking like that?

Speaker 31 (01:01:17):
I'm just glad to have my hair back at all.
So yes, this done well, there's product in it right now,
but not a lot. Literally, like my haircut now is
such that like I can wake up in the morning
and just kind of like wash it off and it's
just this big thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
So I have to kind of just shape in into something.

Speaker 10 (01:01:33):
Okay. So that's not a gorilla snot or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
It's not anything cool like that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah. So my husband had cancer as well, and sorry
with chemotherapy the whole thing lost his hair, hated life.

Speaker 17 (01:01:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
He talked about what it was like going through chemotherapy
and he said it's like worms or crawling around your veins. Yeah. Yeah.
One day he called me and I don't know if
you can relate, you probably can. He said, I'm standing
outside the door. I don't want to walk in. I
can't do this today. I can't. And I said to him,
I said, Alex, your decision. You know, it's your decision.

(01:02:06):
You can walk through that door and do what you
need to do or not right, And it's a gift
you have to give yourself. And it really just messes
with your head, your psyche, everything is messed with when
you go through that. But you come out to you
come out the other side, and you are a different person.

Speaker 31 (01:02:26):
Yeah, when after my first so I had to undergo
six rounds of chemotherapy three weeks apart, and after the
first round of chemotherapy, when I was at my natier,
which is like the worst part of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
The low point, when the Kimmuto therapy drugs have burned.

Speaker 31 (01:02:42):
Out so much of your bo so much of your
cells and everything that there was a point where I
was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife and
I looked at her and I said, I don't think
I can do this. I don't know that I can
go through with this. And she looked at me and
she said, so, what does that mean? Are you going
to kill yourself? And it sounds cruel to say it out,
but it was really helpful to me because I was like, wait,

(01:03:03):
what am I saying here? Am I just going to
give up? Am I just going to let this take me?
And so at that point I was like, no, I'm
not going to give up, not at all. And so
I'm assuming it's the same thing as your husband where
they're standing outside and they're like, I don't know if
I can do this, and there's a point where you're like, no,
I have to do this not for me, but because
I love the people around me so much that I
can't let them down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Well, look, congratulations on getting this book out. And how
many people have texted and say I'm buying the book.
That's awesome. We'll take a percentage of that. You choked
me up. Thank you, Mark Hoppus. Of course, Fahrenheit wh
We love everything you've brought to us over the years.
I love that you're still bringing it. Thank you. It's

(01:03:46):
all new and fresh and fun. Thank you. That's all
that I want to do is keep creating and keep
doing stuff that I love. I'm so glad.

Speaker 32 (01:04:22):
Bellow there the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in
the background are the more unsuspected big and our darkness.

Speaker 25 (01:04:34):
In the valley.

Speaker 32 (01:04:35):
We can't live like Jack and Sally.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
If we want where you can always find me.

Speaker 32 (01:04:41):
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas and in the night
we will wish this never rest.

Speaker 20 (01:04:47):
We'll wish this never rom.

Speaker 21 (01:05:02):
Where are you? And I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight.

Speaker 17 (01:05:18):
I need somebody And always the six.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
Strands darkness comes creeping on, so haunting every time.

Speaker 17 (01:05:26):
And as I stared, I counted.

Speaker 21 (01:05:30):
Wet room all the spiders catching things kneading they're inside
like indecision.

Speaker 17 (01:05:36):
To call you.

Speaker 11 (01:05:38):
And hear your voice up trees up when you come home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
And stop us pain to none, stop us paints.

Speaker 21 (01:05:45):
And start time on me. You're already voice inside my
ye sways start time. You're already, boy, said inside Yeah shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Shoe when your money.

Speaker 21 (01:06:27):
You're already a boy, said Side No Yoyo showways truct
my money. You're all ready a boy, said side mo
yuy shoes shoe sr T money. You're already a boy,
said side.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
No Yo.

Speaker 17 (01:06:50):
Show raystructle I money.

Speaker 21 (01:06:53):
You're all already you know a boy, said Side mo
yay shoes.

Speaker 11 (01:07:35):
Who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 22 (01:07:36):
I know?

Speaker 20 (01:07:37):
Early morning Elvis durand in the Morning show.

Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
Elvis, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Phone tap all.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
Right, Danielle, what's your phone?

Speaker 22 (01:07:52):
Tap?

Speaker 17 (01:07:53):
All over?

Speaker 11 (01:07:53):
Okay? So Danielle and her sister Terry took Danielle's three
year olds and Ryan to an Easter egg hunt at
the church. But Daniel's very protective of our son, so
we decided we're just gonna call and mess around with her.
That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
This is not going to be good. Not just listen
to Danielle's phonetech with Danielle.

Speaker 11 (01:08:11):
Hello, Hello, can I speak to Ryan's mom? Please?

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
This is my mom.

Speaker 11 (01:08:16):
This is Matthew's mom.

Speaker 22 (01:08:18):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (01:08:19):
I'm calling because the other day we had the egg
hunt at the church.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Yeah. It was great.

Speaker 11 (01:08:24):
Yeah, well it wasn't so great for my poor little
boy because all his Easter eggs kept getting taken out
of his basket by your little boy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Excuse me.

Speaker 11 (01:08:31):
Yeah, every time Matthew would turn around, he'd have one
less Easter egg in his basket, and I saw it
in Ryan's basket.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Really calling me about your child losing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
Eggs from the basket?

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Yeah, really calling me right now?

Speaker 11 (01:08:43):
I am calling you right now because you really shouldn't
be raising a thief.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Excuse me?

Speaker 23 (01:08:47):
Do that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Accuse my three year old son. It's feeling. What's wrong
with you?

Speaker 11 (01:08:51):
He is a thief. He went and he took the
Easter eggs out of my little boy's basket.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
I know it wasn't somebody else's kid. This is ridiculous because.

Speaker 8 (01:08:57):
I watched him.

Speaker 11 (01:08:59):
I watched him, and not only did he take the
eggs from Matthew's basket, he took the eggs from other
little kids baskets as well.

Speaker 33 (01:09:04):
Oh my god, they're.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Three years old, ladies years exactly. Other people taking other kids'
eggs out of basket exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:09:12):
He's three years old. If you don't stop the madness, now,
he's going to turn into a juvenile delinquid.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Really, I don't not time to have this conversation. It's
a complete fallacy. And I can't even believe you would
bother to call a perfect stranger's mother up to like
wrap them out. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (01:09:26):
I'm actually doing you a favor. I'm doing you a favor.

Speaker 22 (01:09:32):
Hello.

Speaker 11 (01:09:32):
Is there a reason you hung up on me? You
can't talk like an adult.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
I just can't believe that this is blown up to
this point.

Speaker 22 (01:09:38):
Is that what you do?

Speaker 11 (01:09:38):
You encourage him to go steal from people?

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Oh? Yes, I send my kid off to school every
single day and I go, oh, oh, what can you
bring back for mommy today?

Speaker 13 (01:09:46):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
What kind of this is ridiculous?

Speaker 11 (01:09:49):
Does he go on playdates and steal toys from his friends?
Is that what he does?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Shut up? You have nothing to absolutely say.

Speaker 22 (01:09:54):
You know they how to raise a child?

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
That's what I know, probably and deeply wrong with you.
To have the ball. Yeah, and apparently the mom my
beautiful son, pray, abusive woman and don't even come near
my family.

Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
Hey, you know how some kids that are cute and
there are some kids that are so ugly they just
don't even have a chance. My child is not here
right now, but I guarantee Ryan is sitting right there
while you're calling me old kinds of names.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Not true, and you know I know where he is.

Speaker 11 (01:10:22):
He's out stealing from somebody else right now.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Really, because I'm sure that if I recorded this conversation
and played it for anybody, you would be the clear
psychotic bitch.

Speaker 11 (01:10:29):
Why can't you just I'm not the one that's cursing
like a sailor. You're the one, this bitch and this
stupid as this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
That's you, not me, and you mocking me right now,
that's not that's not in any way cursing or setting
a bad example. Good job, mom, really good. You are
amazing A plus mother of the year. Wow, what a
good example for your son that you are setting. Just amazing.
I bow down to you, I utterly bound. You must be,
must feel so blessed to have such a wonderful woman
in his.

Speaker 11 (01:10:56):
Wife, I'm surprised they used the body didn't drop in
when he walked to your house.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
It was just bless drop.

Speaker 15 (01:11:00):
I'm not you have no pu Shut up.

Speaker 11 (01:11:04):
I will wait. I got one more thing to tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Just shut up up.

Speaker 11 (01:11:07):
You just got phone tapped. What this is, Danielle Man
Arrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and your
sister is just a phone taped up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Jesus, Oh my god, this is not right, very right?

Speaker 20 (01:11:19):
Are you there, Danielle?

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
Why did you do that? I've never heard you like
that before.

Speaker 10 (01:11:27):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I mean you had some aggression in there.

Speaker 11 (01:11:29):
I apologize.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
You really really went after her.

Speaker 11 (01:11:32):
It was not nice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Shame. This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by
all part Serious.

Speaker 8 (01:11:38):
Is Elvis dan phone table Elvis Duran in.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 20 (01:11:45):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
Don't you remember when you were a kid show and
tell it's cool?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Oh yes, I would always forget until that morning. Then
I just grab my mom's blender and take it in.
Your mom's mom makes dakers into this so fun. Anyway,
I'm glad we put some thought into this. Well we'll
soon see, now, won't we. So we invited everyone or
most people in the morning show, if they wanted to
play along, please bring in something for Show and Tell,
And I think we should just dive right on into it. Ready,

(01:12:14):
here we go, kids, Okay, don't kills, it's random order.
The computer spit them out in no particular order. Okay, okay,
our first up for show Intel display is Danielle.

Speaker 11 (01:12:36):
Oh yeah, So what I really wanted to bring I
forgot because I forgot we had show Intel. So this
is from the back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
So you're telling us that you're giving us crap. No,
not crap.

Speaker 10 (01:12:47):
This is something very special to me, and I actually
have kept it for years.

Speaker 11 (01:12:52):
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lache have not been together since
like what two thousand and six. I think they got
a divorce.

Speaker 33 (01:12:58):
Then, okay, this is a picture of them kissing at
one of our events, and I know that they have
a significant others now, not them each other.

Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
But I keep this up in the back as a
memory to when Jessica and Nick Lache were together.

Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
Show and Tell a couple that is no more?

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Yes, kissing beautiful?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Is that love?

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
But daniel does keep it up at her desk cause
she worships it. She lights a candle in front of it.
And now next on our randomly chosen order list of
Show and Tell participants like this Brody Brody and who
didn't know what the concept was about showing to I
googled it all right, So, oh so this is a
plastic case. It looks like a wheel and it's full

(01:13:43):
of hot wheel cars. Oh wow, when I was a kid.
Now there's this a quick story behind it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
You guys know, when I was a kid, I had cancer,
so seven years I had to go through chemotherapy and
every time I went for a treatment, my parents bought
me a hot wheel car or a matchbox car, and
so I have about five hundred of them now, and
so this is a constant reminded me that I'm here
and I'm okay. But this is one of my absolute favorites.

Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
I love that, I love awesome Brody, and I love.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
The Hot Wheels brand is still alive today as am I.
So there you go, all right, Now, we moved to
Froggy Froggy of course, checking in from Florida. What did
you bring in for Show and Tell?

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
What elbs?

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
If you remember, I went to Italy and one of
the hotels that we stayed at had a very very
cool key system. And the key's very expensive. They said,
if you take it, they charge you. Well, since I
wasn't paying for the room, I kept the key. So
here is the key.

Speaker 17 (01:14:30):
Look at the key.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
Look at this key.

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
It's so cool from the hotel Danielle Inventably. That's the
Hotel Danielle in Venice. I've used that key before, yes,
but you can steal it too well. I did, and
so if you would like it, I would let you
hold it sometimes.

Speaker 8 (01:14:44):
It's a beautiful key. Is a memoir of my trip
and I will always have it.

Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
You were in room three three five.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
Yes, it's so cool. It's the coolest key ever.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
I love this key.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
That is a nice key is And now Show and
Tel brings Scottie B. Scotty Bee. Oh hello, Scotty Bee.
I'm sure you have something very unique for showing hotel.

Speaker 24 (01:15:03):
I mean, there's not much of a story behind this,
but I can't really figure out how to get all
my songs on my phone, so I brought my iPod
that's probably about fifteen years old at this point.

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
Oh my god, show it to the camera that I
still use. I take it on trip with me and
it still hooks up to the computer and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 24 (01:15:20):
So that's why all these songs are from the nineties
and early two thousands. And the last song that I
put on here was Bowling for Soup Girl. All the
bad guys want that I was playing right now, and
so I still use that. People look and they.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Laugh at me on the plane, but I don't care.
I love my iPod. You go, Yeah, the iPod lives
in Scotty Bey's world. Okay, now we move on to
scary right.

Speaker 27 (01:15:38):
Long before there were Nintendo switches and portable like PlayStations
and things like that, I was growing up, and long
before video games themselves, they had these handheld games that
were just one game and it was a big clunker,
and it was the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
First one I ever got.

Speaker 27 (01:15:53):
My mother, Roseanne and my father Tony introduced me to
the world of digital derby. This is an actual it's
a singular clunky ass game with it. It's got a
it's got a steering wheel on it. You could shift
the gears.

Speaker 8 (01:16:07):
You press the button.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Show it to the class. Look at that. This is
like a relic.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Actually it has moving parts. It has yes, the wheel.

Speaker 12 (01:16:15):
I don't know Elvis. You show that, how do you
explain what that is?

Speaker 27 (01:16:17):
Where the car switched lanes and then you get into
a crash with the car in front of you and
it goes and the thing lights up red.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
If I had batteries in it? Anyway, what year is
that from?

Speaker 27 (01:16:27):
This came out in nineteen seventy eight, but I got
it in the early eighties. I was like, must have
been like seven eight years old. And this is very
sentimental to me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Digital Derby, Digital Derby, Audio Race, Audio Raceway. I should
have brought my atari pongs. Gandhi is next, okay, in
no particular order.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
So I brought in this.

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
Well, we'll show the class what is done.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Stuff which is super fun, especially to do as a couple.

Speaker 15 (01:16:56):
And he wanted to practice first while it was drying,
he shot off with confetti cannon, so all the confetti
got stuck on painting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
You know, it was a part of the artwork.

Speaker 22 (01:17:05):
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
It's so cute.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Oh that's what I brought.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
And that's a G.

Speaker 10 (01:17:07):
If you were wonders, g there you get it's a G.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
So I love what you guys do as a couple.
So Gandhi and her boyfriend they get really trashed and
they paint things. Yeah, and now the show and tel
floor recognizes his name.

Speaker 13 (01:17:19):
Okay, there's a lesson involved in mine. So uh, you
guys know I love the song Sailing by Christopher Cross. Yes,
well I got to go see him live in concerts
and he signed my Vital album with my buddy Brad
Jerome from college went and purchased for a dollar for
me and he signed the album.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
But the lesson is never meet.

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
Your heroes because Christopher was a butthole. To he was
a total butthole.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
There you go, never meet your idols right there. I
love that there is a lesson that me learned there.
I like that a dual purpose. Yeah, show and tell
items all right, Sam, you're up next.

Speaker 14 (01:17:54):
Speaking of buttholes, I have something that's going to change
your lives. So I love decorating my apartment and I'm
very visual. You like set on things, So because of that,
I never got a squatty potty. Those things are ugly.
So I found these amazing bamboo things that are called
the squat and Go and it's just the size of
your foot and it is changing.

Speaker 17 (01:18:10):
My bathroom game.

Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
So you put those next to your toilet.

Speaker 14 (01:18:13):
You can adjust the heights so it acts like the
squatty potty. You put your little feet up on it,
but then you can just collapse it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
Did you wash that before you brought it in?

Speaker 23 (01:18:21):
I alcohol swabbed this twice because I knew you'd act
very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Squatten go people, Hey, I have a squatty potty.

Speaker 23 (01:18:26):
I like them.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
Squatty potties are so so once you start, you want
them everywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
What about you?

Speaker 12 (01:18:31):
Elvis? Look?

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Okay, oh wait, it's a cutting board. Yeah, so I
don't know if it's in the shape of a state.

Speaker 8 (01:18:42):
Our friends Matt and Josh gave this to us.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
It's a cool cutting board.

Speaker 22 (01:18:47):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Don't reckon?

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Is that Max? It's it's it's Max.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
It's taken from this picture's Max.

Speaker 20 (01:18:59):
That's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
So Max head cutting board.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
That's pretty cool, is it?

Speaker 17 (01:19:05):
I think that's pretty I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:19:07):
I don't know if I can cut lime for my
cocktails on my dogs, I know.

Speaker 15 (01:19:11):
But I think it's cute because it was something they
really put thought into, went out and got something they
thought you liked.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
We sat there for an hour and what is this?
Because it was like, yeah, is that Delaware exactly, so
that that was my show and Tell in a shape
of my dog's ears.

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
Max, very nice, Max head cutting board.

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
And there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Charlemagne and dj Anvy from the Breakfast Club. I heard Intel,
they brought in their own show Intel. Good morning, dj Envy,
I let me get a good morning. Good morning Charla Mane.
Come here, give me.

Speaker 17 (01:19:45):
An what's happening?

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
So you know, we thought you just like we were kids,
we thought we would do show in tell today.

Speaker 17 (01:19:52):
Oh, okay, you show me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
I'll show you exactly.

Speaker 17 (01:19:54):
Exactly a turn.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
So there's always showing, but there's always the telling part.

Speaker 8 (01:19:59):
So we need to hear. What what have you brought
in for Show and Tell today?

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Charlemagne? Dj Envy?

Speaker 8 (01:20:03):
Why are you a part of this? Why do you
want to be a part of this?

Speaker 17 (01:20:06):
What is this djw's Christmas gift?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Okay? What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
Would you like to tell them?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
It's a mold of Charlemagne's Uh?

Speaker 17 (01:20:14):
But where can I show them?

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Where can I show chocolate?

Speaker 20 (01:20:18):
Joe?

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
That's not a chocolate baby, I have to find it's
a silicon give a but you give a real feel.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
But wait, your chandeliers hanging down there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
It's not just a butt though, justin taste, there's any
mistaken what what gender butt that is?

Speaker 17 (01:20:35):
It comes, it comes with the testicles as well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Let me see it, put your finger in it. I
don't want to put my finger in it. Let me
see gie up and turn around, just something like this.

Speaker 17 (01:20:45):
Holy, don't you ask it's free with shoutouts.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Don't Danielle, don't hit these buttons. Charlemagne's but is going
to send us.

Speaker 17 (01:20:54):
My butt is heavy, Elvis, Come on you you ever
held a butt that heavy?

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
I have questions.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
It's very nice everywhere I got it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
I gotta take control, gotta take control.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
This is a gift from Charlemagne to DJ and V.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
What a thoughtful gift, very sorryful. Second of all, you
got a fine booty.

Speaker 17 (01:21:16):
Thank you, godfather.

Speaker 8 (01:21:17):
You really do one time?

Speaker 17 (01:21:18):
Slop it one time? Godfather?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Have you done that before?

Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
Let me ask you a question, how do you get
someone to do this for you?

Speaker 17 (01:21:30):
Well, this is a reimagining of what my dairy air
would look like. I didn't actually lay down and get
the molding on it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
And that's based on the guy was here, Doc Johnson.
He was here, and he just kind of like looked
at me. And you know, I just I don't wear
baggy pants, and you can kind of see the thing
and what it would look like the shade. Give me
a favorite, and he reimagines what it would look like, envy,
hold it up and pull your pants down. Let me
see if it looks like you want to give it fat.
I want to see if it looks just like that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
Let me see now, don't look just like it.

Speaker 22 (01:22:03):
A little awkward.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
I'm giving him consit all right, don't don't, don't. Don't
show them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
His booty's falling out of the Hold on down here again,
hold on.

Speaker 17 (01:22:16):
Just shad going down, guys, Hey buddy, while you make
the big bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
At iHeart guys.

Speaker 12 (01:22:23):
Okay, go ahead, all right, let me see.

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
Let me say it's as let me sing cold like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
But now put your underwear down. What do you underwear down?
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
I can't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
You can do it.

Speaker 17 (01:22:36):
It's not this fact though, I'll be honest, just elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, but I don't.

Speaker 17 (01:22:40):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
I'll see it later.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
You know my thought process behind this, NB always says
I'm his favorite a hole, right right, So I decided
to bring on my a hole.

Speaker 17 (01:22:50):
Now you can take me home with him.

Speaker 11 (01:22:52):
Right, You guys were actually trending nationally because of your
booty hoole.

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
By the way, it's an exact sort of exact replica
Charlemagne's butt, including it's anatomically correct. Did you hear right
now how I'm tapping my microphone. Yeah, I'm not going
to tap Charlmage's butt.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
Hey, tap as, this is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Though that guy, did you favor with reimagining whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I mean, I'm not that well, but I figure if
I was getting something that's, you know, a little bit enhanced,
I wanted to look look the best, right, I'm with.

Speaker 10 (01:23:25):
You, Yes, Envy get to Charlemagne first.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
And you know what, I'm glad you brought that up
because I was looking at this new Chanel Love bracelet, right,
and you know how you give somebody a Chanell Love
bracelet because it's a civilization that you love. I wanted
him to bring me a beige ass like this, a
replica of his, and then we could exchange him and
we'd be but but exchange.

Speaker 17 (01:23:45):
But that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
For your hold on, you can't hear on the headphones,
that froggy is a question. What Froggy, I'll convey your question.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Well, I just wanted to know exactly, like like you asked,
did he lay down for this? Because it looks it's
got a very good look. It looks like what Charlote
would look like.

Speaker 8 (01:24:01):
I need to imagine this is exactly.

Speaker 17 (01:24:03):
This is a reimagining. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
I didn't get this actually moisturize.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
It looks a little ashing.

Speaker 17 (01:24:08):
I made an emotion it yesterday.

Speaker 12 (01:24:11):
The only thing talk to.

Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
Me, is there something a little bizarre here?

Speaker 12 (01:24:18):
Because when you lift it up, you have to hold
it like a bowling ball.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
If you know what I'm saying. You have to stick
a thing.

Speaker 12 (01:24:23):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
I don't know how long you've been sexually active, but
that's usually how holes work.

Speaker 17 (01:24:34):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
That's what some people it's like. It's like it says
on your mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
You don't want to go in to some people because
it's like severe tired tread damage will occur, you know
what I'm saying. Anyway, I'm glad you shared this with
us on showing Tom.

Speaker 17 (01:24:49):
I'm glad that I got to show my ass this
one you did. Thank you, Godfather, appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
We're going to hang this up in the breakfast club
studio so when guests come in they have to rub
it like the Apollo log.

Speaker 17 (01:25:00):
It's for good luck and blessing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Absolutely, that's right.

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
Hang it in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
You know what I want to do though, I actually
want to put a ticket into engineering that I need
them to come mount this just.

Speaker 17 (01:25:15):
So I can see what the denial will look like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Yeah, all right, DJ is shot from the breakfast. It's
some fine boote for show. Look at that? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Wow?

Speaker 20 (01:25:29):
Oh man, Elvis Dan in the morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
My favorite part of the day. We're going around the room.
Don't you love hearing what's on the minds? With the
superstars that bring you to the show every day are
around the room. Let's start with you, Froggy, what's on
your mind today?

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
So right now, Coke zero is or maybe Coca Cola
is doing it on all the bottles. They're doing the
name thing again where it says share a coke with
Oh yeah, so I just got one out of the machine.
It says share a coke with mahomies. I thought they
just did names. I didn't know they were actually doing
I saw another one in there that was behind this
one and said, goat g A T. And I'm like, wait,

(01:26:13):
I always thought they did name, So now the issue
they'd added a little bit extra.

Speaker 8 (01:26:16):
So when I share, I'll be sharing with mahmies.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
All right, your homies are so lucky sharing your froggy.

Speaker 8 (01:26:24):
We won't drink out of the same bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
All right. Uh, you know, Scotty be our special guest
today on a round the room. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (01:26:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Hey, so I just wanted to mention something really cool.

Speaker 24 (01:26:32):
Not terribly long ago, we talked about, uh, places in
your town where you have something named after you. So
the bagel place in my town came to me and said, hey,
we want you to create a sandwich that we're going
to sell, and we want you to name it. So
I created my favorite sandwich, which is turkey, or actually
it's chicken. This one lettuce, tomato, Swiss and mayo. And

(01:26:52):
I didn't want to call it the Scotti Bee because
I thought that was very pompous. So I still named
it after myself, and it's called the Big Chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
So yeah, that counts.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:27:03):
You said I'm gonna eat the Big chicken for lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
We automatically know it's you exactly.

Speaker 24 (01:27:06):
So if you're ever on Long Island and you're in
plain View, family Bagel over there has a sandwich named
after me, the big Chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Screaming chicken. There's a taste of scutty bee in every bite.
That's the chicken. All right, cool, congratulations on your sandwich.
Thank you, Gandhi. What's up with you today?

Speaker 15 (01:27:24):
So I've been talking to a lot of my friends
lately who want things out of life, and they all
have something in common.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Which is they haven't asked for it.

Speaker 15 (01:27:31):
They haven't once raised their hand and said I want this.
They're expecting people to read their minds, and I think
that's crazy. I also think I understand where it comes from,
because you want to be seen for your accomplishments.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
But sometimes you just have to raise your hand and
ask for something.

Speaker 15 (01:27:44):
So I'm reminding everyone today, if there's something you want
to ask for it, people are not mind readers.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
They're not going to figure it out on their own.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
That's a very good piece of advice. Yeah, no one's
mind reading in here. Nobody. Well say, keep in mind,
you can't read my mind, because I don't have one. Yeah,
if you want it, you got to go for it.
You got to ask for it. Let them know, let
them know what you're up to. Hey, straight and eight?
What's up with you? Okay, so you probably all know this.

Speaker 13 (01:28:07):
How many if you have the salt and pepper shakers
and they've got the holes in the top, which one
has more holes the pepper?

Speaker 29 (01:28:15):
Correct?

Speaker 13 (01:28:16):
I can never remember that for whatever reason. When I
go to film, I'm like, I gotta google it. In
that googling, I figured out it's actually reverse in Europe.

Speaker 8 (01:28:26):
Do you want to know why?

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Why is?

Speaker 29 (01:28:28):
Back in the day, pepper was apparently a very rare commodity,
so they put the smaller hole an only hole on
the pepper shaker because there was less pepper available.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Interesting, you didn't know.

Speaker 12 (01:28:41):
But here we've just got pepper coming out of our asses.

Speaker 29 (01:28:46):
Yeah, so it's reversed here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
I just thought that was kind of interesting. So know
your holes?

Speaker 7 (01:28:50):
People?

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
They what a visual pepper coming out of my Assna?
Shall I give you someone your salad here and watch this? Yeah? Scary?
What's up with you? Okay?

Speaker 27 (01:29:03):
This is a little pet peeve of mine, but I'm
sure you've all experienced it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
I bought a new.

Speaker 27 (01:29:09):
Set of little mixing of mixing bowls, right, you know,
the steel ones, But each one had a sticker on
the bottom of it. So I peeled the sticker off
and it can't half the sticker stayed on the friggin
stainless steel, and I'm like digging it with my fingernail.

Speaker 20 (01:29:26):
I hate that.

Speaker 12 (01:29:27):
It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 27 (01:29:28):
People, can't we find a sticker that peels off all
the way in one felt swoop that they have the
sticky stick of stuff on it and the material You.

Speaker 11 (01:29:37):
Didn't get it off by think you get off with
a steamer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Or winds or alcohol. I'll just put it in water
for a like a minute dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
I put it in my dishwasher.

Speaker 23 (01:29:47):
General skill something.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Bothers, Goooby I love Gooby Gone, Yeah, bother grinds.

Speaker 12 (01:29:54):
My gears.

Speaker 8 (01:29:57):
Come on, they can put a man on the moon,
but they can't take a sticker off.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Remove easily from the saint stainless steel. All right, what's
called Gooby Gone? Go buy some today in twenty twenty five?
Whatever heear? This is hey, Danielle, what's up with you?

Speaker 11 (01:30:11):
So there's nothing like cleaning out your closet. It is
the best feeling in the world.

Speaker 20 (01:30:16):
So I wanted to.

Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
Reorganize it and I wanted to put things in different places.
So that's what I started to do.

Speaker 11 (01:30:22):
And I have all these bags that I'm donating, which
is awesome, and I'm not finishing it. I'm doing a
little at a time instead of doing it all the once.
But I'm finding things that I didn't even know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
I like all the wardrobe.

Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
I know, all these sweaters.

Speaker 11 (01:30:34):
I'm like, oh my gosh, I had when did I
get this sweater? And so, like you know, I'm starting
to try and wear them a little bit more. The
shoes are all organized. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (01:30:42):
The feeling is just fan fantastic.

Speaker 20 (01:30:45):
I love it.

Speaker 11 (01:30:46):
Just give you a I like a little pep in
your stuff, It really does. And I'm so excited because
a lot of this stuff I sold a couple of
things on Poshmark, but most of the stuff I'm donating.
And I'm actually really excited because I feel like, Wow,
somebody who really needs this stuff is going to get it,
and so that just makes me feel better.

Speaker 10 (01:31:01):
So I'm so happy about that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Oh so yeah, I really love that one thing you
gave up out of your closet.

Speaker 11 (01:31:07):
There's seven bags of donations already, seven bags.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
That's the thing. Every time I go clean up my closet,
I thought like, oh, we got to get rid of
all this stuff, and it's usually like three things.

Speaker 20 (01:31:19):
Purged.

Speaker 10 (01:31:19):
This time, I really did.

Speaker 8 (01:31:21):
Good girl.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Now you've made room for more stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:31:24):
Sheldon said, no, absolutely, he said, that's.

Speaker 11 (01:31:26):
Not what this means.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Producer, Sam, what's up with you today?

Speaker 23 (01:31:29):
I had one of my favorite interactions with the listener recently,
and I know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
You've all had this, but Rose I Rose came up
to me and said.

Speaker 23 (01:31:36):
I've been dying to ask every day when you guys talk,
do you read off a teleprompter?

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Where she asked if we and I am, I.

Speaker 23 (01:31:46):
Said, Rose, I am so flattered that you think so.
I cannot emphasize enough how much we just talk to
each other on the show. There's not much organization or teleprompting,
but bless you, and thank you so much for thinking
there is.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Can you imagine if we were that organized, Scary's teleprompter
look like, well, thanks, that's very flattering. But no, this
is all just from the tops of our little bitty
p brains. That's it.

Speaker 20 (01:32:14):
Elvis duran who.

Speaker 22 (01:32:18):
Want to help?

Speaker 20 (01:32:20):
Maybe you'll calm down a little. And the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:32:24):
It's the weekend.

Speaker 20 (01:32:25):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
What office the black Eye?

Speaker 22 (01:32:27):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
This is with Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Let's play a game, scary, give me an intro. I'm
thinking of a pasta. No, no, there's money involved here, okay,
called diamond Diamond remnant contest called I'm thinking of a pasta. Okay,
prepare yourself for ratings excellent winners only. I'm thinking of

(01:32:53):
a pasta. Let me let me record my answer. Oh
all right, ing, all right, it's now time to play.
I'm thinking of a pasta. Let's go talk to Lexi.
High Lexi, Hi, good morning, good morning. How's your day
so far?

Speaker 28 (01:33:13):
It's going pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Well, it's about to get really really great.

Speaker 8 (01:33:16):
It's about to get swinging.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Your day's about to slap oh ju if you if
you guess the pasta I've written on this piece of paper,
you will win one hundred dollars cash. Boom bam, and
please don't call them noodles. It's pasta.

Speaker 8 (01:33:31):
Okay, all right, I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
What is your answer? Please, bettahine. Oh what a fine?
Why'd you push the buzzer? You don't even know what
my pasta is. Bettuccini is not correct. I'm sorry, thank you.
There's nothing better than fet the genie Alfredo. By the way,

(01:33:54):
don't put cream in Alfredo sauce. You know that, right, No,
id Alfredo has no cream.

Speaker 11 (01:34:00):
Well, then what makes it creamy?

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Look it up.

Speaker 8 (01:34:03):
Okay, there's an Olive Garden commercial right now on television.

Speaker 17 (01:34:06):
That says it does.

Speaker 10 (01:34:08):
Sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
If it's creamy Alfreda sauce, it's different. Real Alfreda does
not have cream in it. Goodness, Ryan, good morning.

Speaker 17 (01:34:16):
Oh my goodness, good morning, Elvis, Ryan, everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:34:20):
Let's let's mind meld. I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Go oh.

Speaker 16 (01:34:26):
What the whatever the Nate wanted?

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Oh no, that is not correct.

Speaker 8 (01:34:36):
Damn it, damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
I wanted it to be you. Thank you, though, Ryan.
Let's see, I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 8 (01:34:42):
Vincent, good morning, good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
How are you well? Your name is Vinny. I know
you're Italian. I know you know pasta better than anyone else.

Speaker 17 (01:34:50):
I do know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Pasta is my favorite food. Okay, I'm thinking of a
pasta is it for foalle.

Speaker 8 (01:34:58):
Bow type pasta.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Yeah, that's what that is?

Speaker 20 (01:35:00):
Not it?

Speaker 21 (01:35:01):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Oh boy, this was frustrating day of my life.

Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
Good morning, Nicole, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 28 (01:35:15):
The shell pasta in pasta.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
I love pasta shells, especially in the springtime, with a
little some peas and cream.

Speaker 11 (01:35:24):
And that's not it though, and spinach as well.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I'll do that too. I'll stay here all frigging day
till someone guesses the pasta. Good morning, Ka, I'm thinking
of a posta. I mean, yes, what pasta am I
thinking of?

Speaker 22 (01:35:45):
Uhton?

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
I mean RIGATONI No, that's not it. But you know
what you're getting Warmer. I'll give you a hint. It's tubular. Oh,
I'm thinking of apasta. Gary, it's tubular, Gary, It's tubular.
What pasta am I thinking of?

Speaker 8 (01:36:17):
Okay, that's not it, but thank you, delicious pasta.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
I'm gonna have one more and if you go, Christina,
if you don't get it, we're moving on with our lives.

Speaker 8 (01:36:27):
Christina, I'm thinking of a pasta. Ki, Nah, that's not it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
I love I love yok not it delicious?

Speaker 17 (01:36:34):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
You've been listening to I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
What are you being tricky?

Speaker 11 (01:36:43):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
Is it lo Maine?

Speaker 22 (01:36:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
No, it's it's used in an Italian dish that's very famous.

Speaker 10 (01:36:48):
Can you tell us We're just.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Gonna keep guessing all morning?

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Yes, okay, it's written. It's written on this piece of paper.

Speaker 8 (01:36:55):
It's tubular. That's all going to tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Okay, I'm telling you. I'm looking at the messages and
I see someone did text it in. Oh no, we've
had people ready to guess right here. Good morning, Cassie, Hey,
good morning, good morning. Do you love pasta?

Speaker 28 (01:37:15):
Oh my gosh, I do.

Speaker 22 (01:37:16):
I live on pasta, Me too, and.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
We'll die on pasta.

Speaker 8 (01:37:21):
All right, I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
I'm giving you one chance, and the only clue we've
given you is it's tubular. What is your guess?

Speaker 22 (01:37:29):
Yeah, I think I got it.

Speaker 28 (01:37:31):
I'm thinking of Pennae.

Speaker 8 (01:37:36):
You are so close, so close, But thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:37:41):
I can't believe nobody had guessed Penne before that.

Speaker 11 (01:37:44):
That's kind of like the go to, you know it is.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Thank you for listening, though, Cassie, thank you. She walks
away with her head held low. All right, it was
fun for a minute, but now the I'm thinking of
a pasta. Bit is getting a little crispy, is it?
It's one hundred dollars up for grabs. I wrote it
down on a sheet of paper. I'm giving you clues,
and still no one is getting it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Okay, and you're not being tricky.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
I'm not being tricky at all. I'm thinking it's a pasta.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Can we please let this end, Brittany? Please? Can we
put this to bead?

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
Brittany? How are you good?

Speaker 17 (01:38:18):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
I'm ready for I'm thinking of a pasta to be over.

Speaker 22 (01:38:24):
All?

Speaker 17 (01:38:24):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
So it's tubular and acne. What pasta am I thinking of?
Hold on, who is that?

Speaker 17 (01:38:34):
That is my son?

Speaker 18 (01:38:37):
She is my two year old little guy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
If he gets it right, yeah, now, if you want
one hundred dollars, you can buy your son a lot
of stuff. Now, I'm thinking of a pasta. Calm down,
I'm thinking of a pasta. It's tubular.

Speaker 8 (01:38:56):
What pasta am I thinking of?

Speaker 30 (01:38:58):
Philip?

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
I think this?

Speaker 18 (01:39:00):
Holly CALLI when is it?

Speaker 8 (01:39:06):
Did you say Manicotti?

Speaker 28 (01:39:08):
Yeah, Manicotti?

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Damn it, there is no God. Let me let me
talk to him.

Speaker 16 (01:39:23):
He had his blinky so he's excited.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
I get excited about that too. All right, well, thank
you anyway, Brittany.

Speaker 8 (01:39:29):
What's your son's name?

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Philip?

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
You till Philip? We said, yeo, what's up? Thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:39:35):
Thanks for listening to us, though I appreciate it. Is
this ever gonna end?

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Ever?

Speaker 17 (01:39:39):
A question?

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Is Manicotti the same as man man of God?

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
Up here in New York they call it managut, which
is just that's how they totally totally obliterate the Italian
language is growing up where I did.

Speaker 13 (01:39:53):
I would watch the soprano, yes, and Tony be like it,
get some man of go and and I'm like words,
I know what are these words?

Speaker 11 (01:40:04):
They are exactly how the mistakes mistakes.

Speaker 10 (01:40:08):
Tony soprano does not make mistakes.

Speaker 8 (01:40:10):
He's dead.

Speaker 27 (01:40:13):
I'll be the first to admit it was a mistake
saying it that way my whole life. But that's how
I was weaned, and that's how we will continue to
say it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Did you say weaned?

Speaker 22 (01:40:21):
W E A N E D.

Speaker 12 (01:40:23):
All Right, we move on.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
People are trying to like slither in to uh to
guess the pasta, even through that that talk back feature
on the iHeartRadio app Penny Pasta.

Speaker 8 (01:40:37):
It's not Penny, No is.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
It called Selatini? No no, no, no, no no. I
didn't know something so stupid would make me so mad.
I see it's my fault. I started it full o.
Breakfast is here. Let's hurry. All right, where's the music? Scary?
We didn't You can run out of space. I can't

(01:41:03):
do the BA I can't do my contest without some music.

Speaker 12 (01:41:07):
Scott read, come.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
On, you don't have me, You don't have me.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
He's falling, he's flailing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
It's now trying to get back to I'm thinking of
a pasta. For the love of God, Brianna, I'm thinking
of a pasta for one hundred dollars. What pasta is it?

Speaker 22 (01:41:27):
ZD?

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
That's right, that is absolutely correct. I'm thinking of ZD,
my favorite dish, baked ZDA. Brianna, How did you finally
get it?

Speaker 22 (01:41:41):
Yes?

Speaker 28 (01:41:42):
I kind of just clicked ZD was on my radar,
and then once you said act me, I was like,
does it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (01:41:48):
It?

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Well there you go. One hundred dollars you want. This
is the dumbest contest ever, almost as dumb as I'm
thinking of a fabric. Brianna, enjoy your money.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
To it, and thanks for finally putting this thing, putting
this thing in the grave and covering with lots of dirt.
I appreciate it. Enjoying your day. Hold on one second.
There you go, zd and there you go.

Speaker 25 (01:42:15):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
What is less to be? In an argument over the dishwasher?
I had one last weekend because I'm I don't know
if any of you are like this. I am very,
very anal retentive about how the dishwasher is loaded. It
has to be a certain way. And if I see
someone in my kids, like we'll have friends over for dinner,
see someone in the kitchen, Like one of my friends
is like, here, ill load the dishwasher. No no, no,

(01:42:51):
no no no. You go over there, you go sit
down over there. You can unload the dishwasher, but you
cannot load my dishwasher. And it turns into kind of
a power play. Am I the only one? No?

Speaker 15 (01:43:03):
I would Yeah, I don't think I would care really,
as long as it's getting done.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Yeah good, someone just load them.

Speaker 10 (01:43:08):
My only thing with the dishwasher is times up.

Speaker 22 (01:43:10):
That's it.

Speaker 10 (01:43:11):
Yeah up, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
But see, Froggy's like me. Froggy is like a little
control freak with the dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
Yeah, because if you put the stuff in there wrong
and then you run the cycle and it doesn't get cleaned,
you canna do it all over again.

Speaker 8 (01:43:22):
So then I have to undo what you did and
then do it right. I'd rather build myself the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
When you say you got to do it all over again,
don't you just have to push a button?

Speaker 7 (01:43:30):
No, because if it's loaded incorrectly, you got to unload it,
reload it so then it gets cleaned the proper way
on the next time.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Okay, what you're not understanding, Gandhi. Yes, when it comes
to dishwasher loading, you have to understand how the water circulates,
and therefore the plates and dishes need to be facing
the right way to get the biggest bounce of water
right right. Yeah, And also you need to put everything
in there in a way where you can fit more
stuff in right.

Speaker 8 (01:43:53):
So I tell you, have you ever seen the videos,
It's really fascinating. Go to YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
You can see the videos of what what happens in
your dish washer when it's on. It's something everyone should do.
You need to take a take a tour of your
dishwasher while it's on it. It'll blow your mind. And
the by the way, dishwashers the new ones, and we
are so powerful that the times up, times times down
thing doesn't really matter anymore because every square inch of

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everything in there gets pelted, spanked.

Speaker 11 (01:44:21):
See my dishwashing guy when he came over to check
it when there was something wrong, he said, your best
bet is the gel or the powder, he said. Those
little pod things that you put in there, he said,
don't use them because sometimes they don't they don't discin
a right or melt enough and it gets stuck in there.

Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
But they're so they're so tasty. Though I love.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Because of you, I'm gonna go back to jail. Thank you,
Daniel Scary So. By the way, welcome to dishwasher Talk.
One the time, I.

Speaker 27 (01:44:51):
Didn't know any better, and I experimented, and I put
dishwashing liquid into I squirted it into the area where
you'd put a dish detergent for the well, let's put
it this, yeah, you know, the stuff you used your
hand the dawn and palm olive went out.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Of stuff for the dishwashers.

Speaker 8 (01:45:07):
Put that in the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Yes, and oh my god, suns was was leaking out
the thing my kitchen. Hilarious and I was like, oh
my god, what's going on here?

Speaker 8 (01:45:17):
I guess what, You'll never do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
That they were interchangeable. What's up?

Speaker 14 (01:45:23):
This is?

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
This is Elton Jump, this is Britney Spears.

Speaker 20 (01:45:29):
Elvisran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
All right, shows done, We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody, peece
out everybody,