FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Weird

From farting in front of your SO to debating if you’d choose to be gay or straight, today’s show is somethin'! We tackle strange job descriptions, Gandhi’s animal-petting adventures, haunting tales, and hoarding habits—plus, is Josh really changing, or are we just imagining things?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sometimes you just have to blow it out.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The show is about to begin.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is Elvie Steen in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Okay, we'll talk about farting. So, okay, we all celebrate.
We stand up and applaud of this relationship between Gandhi
and her boyfriend Brandon. We love Brandon, and you know,
I'll tell you why we love Brandon is because we
love Gandhi and the happiness that we know Brandon's bringing
into her life. Okay, we all see that, right, yep,

(00:39):
thank you. But she's at the end of her rope
with his gas. What happened?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, we got into a little bit of a tiff
yesterday about farting and how that plays into a relationship because,
in my opinion, if you are genuinely attracted to someone
and you think about seeing that person naked doing things
to their body, you don't want them farting all the time, right,
So I never do that in front of people. I
find it creepy and gross and I just don't like it.

(01:08):
He has no problem. And we're in the middle of
a freaking pharmacy yesterday and he ripped ass in the
dishes aisle, and then it was like, why don't you
walk away? Well, I don't want to stand in the
middle of that while it's going on, and he thinks
that I am crazy for it, and I just I
can't stand it.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
See what happens with farts is this Either it seeps
out accidentally and they're like oh, And there are people
like Froggy who it's a sport and he like he
puts his hand in the air and pulls it down.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Like last night we were at dinner and we were
it was a restaurant people eat no picnic style table
like picnic, but there was plastic seat, so it kind
of I didn't realize it was going to rumble off
the plastic the way and at least they got a
little bit upset in the restaurant.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Yeah, because it's in public.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
I mean in private in the house is one thing,
but in public, like, oh, you know, don't want.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
To just picture articles on my food? Like no.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Farts told no location, they don't. They kind of go
when they gotta go.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I love the text that are coming in totally in
fart is unhealthy.

Speaker 9 (02:20):
A lot of things you do are unhealthy.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, do that right, And I'm not telling you to
hold it in, like I know that that has to
happen and that people need to do what they have
to do.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
But you could walk away a couple of feet.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
You don't have to like make a production of it
so I can hear your cheeks clapping in the aisle
at the Walgreens.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I don't need to hear that.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
He's just so comfortable with you now he can be himself.
That's what argument.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Okay, farting, now, what's next? Don't answer that exactly, like,
how more comfortable can you be? I'm just going to
totally evacuate all over the floor because I'm totally fine
with you.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
I love you.

Speaker 9 (02:53):
I love you by just like ripping my guts out
on the floor.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Please don't.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm like, I love that you're comfortable. I don't know
that I want you to be that comfortable. Maybe we
could have a little bit of discomfort.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's what it is. That's what it is. You want
him to at least try right.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Have you ever had a Dutch genuine like, what did
you say? Ever had a Dutch oven before? That's gross.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
I think that that's cause for a breakup. I would pack.
Doesn't Alex do that to you?

Speaker 7 (03:22):
All the time out.

Speaker 9 (03:22):
He did that one time and I'm not going to
tell you why, but that was the last time.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Line twenty four is Michelle? Hey, Michelle, how long have
you and your boyfriend been together?

Speaker 9 (03:33):
Michelle?

Speaker 10 (03:34):
Five months?

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
So, uh, what happened yesterday with you and your boyfriend?

Speaker 9 (03:40):
That changed everything?

Speaker 11 (03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (03:42):
He let one rip, that's for sure.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Where was it?

Speaker 10 (03:47):
Well, we went and got Japanese food, you know when
they do the high bot cha in front of you,
and he let me know that that injer dressing. Kind
of my upset his stomach, and I was like, okay, and.

Speaker 12 (03:58):
It must tag well.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
He was honest from the beginning.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Her that to me too.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
But but where where were you? Were you still at
the are you sitting.

Speaker 10 (04:12):
At the we We were on our way home last
night from dinner and we saw a loose dog, so
we chased his dog for about forty five minutes to
find its owner. I finally left the door open and
the car ran right in and we were outside with
the dog trying to find his owner. So that's what
we were doing. And also he let one rip. I

(04:33):
guess he ran a lot and it must have pushed.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Out the identity.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
You're chasing a loose dog, and your boyfriend is what
they call a loose dog, right, I know. But but
he didn't do it like okay, here was like no, no,
it was a lot.

Speaker 10 (04:53):
I was like, was that the job?

Speaker 13 (04:54):
Or was that you?

Speaker 10 (04:55):
And he was like O. Even the guys know that
I absolutely love you, and I've got chills that I
even got through.

Speaker 14 (05:04):
So hello, lady.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I love that you got chills getting through. Now you're
really gonna get chills when you remember how you got
through to talk about your boyfriend farting while chasing a
dog after eating Japanese.

Speaker 10 (05:16):
We want to tell him. I don't even want to
tell him. I'm embarrassed to like let him know that.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I okay, it's our secret. Okay, But question before we
let you go, Michelle, is this something you want him
to do more of?

Speaker 9 (05:28):
Or should he just keep it in check?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
You know?

Speaker 10 (05:32):
I think like maybe once a week, you know.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
Okay, once a week, we have it once a week,
I think.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
Ghani agrees with me.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, I mean I could get away with once a
week or even just as much as you want to
do it, just walk away from me, don't make a
production of it and look me dead in the eye
while you do it.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
That's kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Michelle, thank you very much, and have a great day,
and thanks for listening to us every day.

Speaker 10 (05:59):
Thank you, it's great listening to you.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
Thank you. Have a safe day.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yeah, Froggy, like Lisa gets upset when I do it.
And what I don't understand is when she does it,
it's an accident, right, But it's the same outcome. Why
is it that if it's an accident and it's her,
it's just air. But when I do it, it's why
you have to do that is disgusting. It's the same outcome, But.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
It's the same thing in my house.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
When I do it, it's an accident, but when you
do it, like not so much Sheldon, because maybe he's British,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
He doesn't do it as much. But Froggy, you make a.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
Production out of it. It's like, hey, here it comes. Everybody,
get running into my big font.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Here it comes.

Speaker 15 (06:36):
It is.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
If you stand on the stage and fart in your
living room and you know, and then when you do
it you kind of give it a grade.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
That was right right, and is like why can't you
go to the bathroom to do it? Who runs across
their house to fart, like I should be able to
do it wherever I am.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Moving one line twenty three is Lauren, Now Lauren. On
the other hand, Lauren, you've been with your husband for
ten years?

Speaker 9 (07:01):
Correct?

Speaker 14 (07:02):
Yes, ten years? And good morning everyone, and good.

Speaker 16 (07:05):
Morning, good morning.

Speaker 13 (07:07):
And I've never.

Speaker 14 (07:08):
Heard him fart or smelt a fart from my husband.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
WHOA.

Speaker 17 (07:16):
It's absolutely the strangest thing.

Speaker 14 (07:17):
It's like a running joke with our family. His friends
always played like ask me, like, like, have you ever
heard him?

Speaker 18 (07:25):
I'm like, absolutely not, And.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
They have never heard him fart.

Speaker 17 (07:29):
He thinks it's like disgusting and never does it. And
it's the oddest thing.

Speaker 16 (07:33):
I've never heard him do it.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Now, is he Is he a bit fastidious in other
parts of his life as well?

Speaker 9 (07:39):
I mean, is he like a very like.

Speaker 14 (07:42):
A private very.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I guess you could say he's like very ocd he
you know, he's constantly.

Speaker 17 (07:49):
In his hands and everything. But it's it's the oddest thing.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I can't believe I've never heard him fart.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
But I don't hear you complaining about it. It's not
a bad thing, is it?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It?

Speaker 12 (08:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
But when I do it.

Speaker 14 (08:02):
He's like, you need to go and time out.

Speaker 19 (08:04):
I'm like, wow, he jokes with me.

Speaker 14 (08:09):
He's like, you're You're not supposed to do that.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
You're supposed to be like the lady in the house.

Speaker 14 (08:12):
And I'm like, I guess you are, because I've never
heard you bought.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
If gastric disturbances have gender.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
But I get it. All right, Well, laurens to you,
and it sounds like it's a good problem to have
a husband that does.

Speaker 14 (08:25):
I guess, so all.

Speaker 9 (08:27):
Right, Well, thank you, Lauren. Finally we got to talk.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
We have to talk to Carrie, and then we got
to move on because this scene sounds like an interesting story.
Hello carry hi, Hello, welcome to the show. Are you
really ready to tell this story?

Speaker 20 (08:39):
It's really kind of embarrassing, but yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Uh.

Speaker 20 (08:45):
Well, we were at a restaurant in Meredith, New Hampshire,
and my dad actually started this and he ended up
ricocheting in, starting right off the.

Speaker 14 (08:58):
Wall and cleared out the entire restaurant.

Speaker 20 (09:04):
My daughter just continued it and they were having the
contest right back and forth.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Your father and your daughter were in a farting contest
and cleared out the restaurant.

Speaker 21 (09:18):
Family everywhere on that that you cleared a whole restaurant.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Wow, talent, well describe.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
He's ricocheting off a wall.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
My god. All right, and your daughter becomes a part
of it.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
I don't know what a family?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
All right, Well, carry I think we're going to end
it on that call. But thank you for thank you
for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (09:55):
I really want to say that I've been listening to
you guys since I was in high school. And you
know what, it's so fantastic because you know I got
on it. You know, it's so great to talk to
you guys.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, thank you, Carrie, and I would say it's great
to talk to you too.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
And this was a very unusual story. I'm glad to
get you through.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Best of luck for that family of yours who chooses.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
To get up at this time.

Speaker 22 (10:19):
I know, morning Elvis Dan in the Morning Show, Elvis
Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Worth all right.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
So I don't know if you follow us on Twitter,
I don't know. I'm more of an Instagram guy. No,
I don't know, because my Instagram numbers keep growing because
people are into it.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
I keep feeding and.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
I keep putting stuff on there. Twitter not so much.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
I don't know, just to get information out quickly. I
feel like, but.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I tell you what, there's something about Twitter that sounds
better when you say, who's tweeting that tweet? Oh yeah,
what a dore you do? Who's gramming that Instagram? It's
now time for who's tweeting that tweet? Tweet tweeted, tweetedly tweet.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I am a little more reckless on Twitter than I
am on Instagram. Yeah yeah, way fewer followers, so I
feel like I can get away with more crap over there.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Okay, Oh, let's play who tweeted that tweet? We'll have
that contestant on the phone any minute now, means while
we'll listen to this nice music. Oh look, we have
a victim, I mean a contestant.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
We say good morning to Lindsay.

Speaker 16 (11:40):
Hi, Lindsay, good morning, Well, good morning.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Welcome to who tweeted that tweet? Do you follow us
on Twitter at all?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I do?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh, then you may have an edge. Okay, so we're
going to play with the Twitter accounts of Elvis durand
Daniel Monaro, Gondhy, Scary, and Froggy.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
All right, if you get.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Two out of three correct, then you will win the
grand prize.

Speaker 23 (12:02):
What is the grand copy of Elvis Duran? Where do
I begin the hard to overbook?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Wait, who's paying for that one? Absolutely you can have that,
scary you gonna sign it for me?

Speaker 9 (12:16):
Okay? Who tweeted that tweet?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Ready at the airport? Okay, here's tweet number one. At
the airport to my left, an Indian chemical engineer discussing
distillation design. To my right, a Turkish astrophysicist talking about
stellar dynamics. In the middle me sending nudes. America is doomed.
Who tweeted that tweet?

Speaker 20 (12:36):
Ooh, I'm gonna have to say.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Scary scary can't even spell astrophysicist.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
But if he sends out nudes, We're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, yeah, that would That would have been at baby
Hot Sauce meaning Gandhi. Here's another one who tweeted this
twet happy hashtag National shrimp Day. Daddy's gonna eat until
he passes out.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Well, I have a guess.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Who said that.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I'm gonna say, you Elvis i ate shrimps, Daddy.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
He's the only person that calls himself daddy.

Speaker 17 (13:17):
One more to go.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You gotta get this right, Okay, one more for the
wind who tweeted this tweet? Okay, just saw someone take
ice out of the fresh fruit, display the ice that
keeps the fruit cold, and she ate the ice.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
Yucky?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Who said that that?

Speaker 12 (13:31):
I think was scary?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well thanks, hold on one second, then walk away empty handed?
No for you send her something line?

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Whatever line that was?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Uh? Do we have more people to play? Okay, let's
go talk to Whitney High Whitney H. Welcome to who
tweeted the tweet? Do you follow us on Twitter?

Speaker 14 (14:00):
I sure do?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
All right, let's see if you know what you're talking
about here? All right?

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Good?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
One may have slipped past you. Who tweeted this tweet? Correction?
I said vanilla is the worst flavor. Birthday cake is
no flavor at all.

Speaker 9 (14:16):
Who tweeted that tweet?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Was it Elvis, Danielle, Gandhi, scary or Froggy?

Speaker 20 (14:21):
I think it was Froggy.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
No beam sauce.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
I love birthday cake. That's a flavor.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's Gandhi. Okay, okay, you have two more to get right. Okay,
here we go. Who said this? Who tweeted this tweet?
I love Florida.

Speaker 24 (14:39):
Oh that would be Froggy.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I love.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
All right, you have to get this one for the
wind ready who tweeted this tweet. If you have a
little girl, I'm sure you know at American Girl. I
don't have girls, but I used to go with my
friends and their daughters. I can't wait to take my
niece Ella there. It's an amazing experience. Who tweeted that tweet.

Speaker 20 (15:00):
I'm gonna say, Danielle, that's.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Right, you got it. You want.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
What does she get you?

Speaker 23 (15:09):
The coffee of Elvis Durant's hardcover book, Helvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'm signed, Yeah, pretty signed. We're gonna pre sign it now.
I'll come over to your house and sign it. For
your luck. Here's a bonus one. Okay, here's a bonus
one just for the hell of it. Who tweeted this tweet?
How does the rock p he dwains his Johnson who
said that?

Speaker 20 (15:31):
Oh man, I think that might have been scary.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Comic genius Elvis Durant who stole that from someone else? Hey, Whitney,
thanks for playing, Thanks for listening to us every day.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Okay, thank you all right?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Hold on one seconds podcast comedian Sebastian Man of.

Speaker 25 (15:55):
Scalco Goodday, I do a radio tours are sawing down
their house.

Speaker 26 (16:02):
It's like it couldn't have been worse.

Speaker 12 (16:04):
Time.

Speaker 22 (16:07):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio apps,
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Speaker 11 (16:13):
Get your podcasts.

Speaker 22 (16:15):
Elvis ter ran in the Morning Show. El Elvis Da
ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
So do you have that family member or friend who
has a job and they just can't explain it to you.
I've got Victoria Victoria, Hi, Victoria, So who in your
life has this job you just can't figure out?

Speaker 7 (16:38):
My sister in law.

Speaker 12 (16:39):
I have no idea what she does with her life.

Speaker 10 (16:41):
She works me so many times. It's something that she
sends chemicals and she does invoicing. But they ship around
and then but I swear return she explains it to me.

Speaker 14 (16:52):
I'm just like, oh, okay, cool, because I want to be.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Supportive, right, you want to at least pretend to be interested.
Oh that's interesting, and you're like, what the hell do
you do?

Speaker 16 (17:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (17:07):
Exactly, exactly, all right.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'll just continue to say, you know what she does?
You know what I'm saying. Yep.

Speaker 9 (17:13):
Never ever let him know that you don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Hi, Chris, Hi, good morning, Well, good morning, thanks for calling.
Thanks for being on the show. So your brother in
law does what for a living?

Speaker 10 (17:24):
So he trades energy.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
Apparently he works he's like a private contractor of some
sort and he goes in between energy companies and he
trades energy.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
So I don't know.

Speaker 12 (17:36):
It just sounds really cool and I know it pays well.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
So okay, I mean I can sort of grasp what
that could be. Yeah, sort of, I'm going to trade energy. Okay,
thank you very much, Chris. But it's just better just
to say, yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Yeah, that's a great job.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
But my brother, he would he would explain it for hours,
and I never ever could figure out what he does.
What we do is ext kind of simple. It's silly
if you put it on paper. Hello Alicia, Hi, Well hello,
So you have a hard time telling people what you do.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
I do.

Speaker 27 (18:11):
I've been in my position for about two months now,
and I am a clinical systems improvement leader at my hospital.
And I'm basically a nurse, but I work in a
more functional role now where I try to improve the
outcomes of our patient care and I try to find
things that we can fix to make our care better.
But it's really hard to explain that to people in

(18:33):
a way that can be understandable.

Speaker 17 (18:34):
And relatable.

Speaker 28 (18:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I sort of think I understand it. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 16 (18:39):
Okay, but you're the first.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
Okay, so what is the title again?

Speaker 27 (18:46):
A Clinical systems improvement leader.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
There you go.

Speaker 27 (18:49):
I work in quality improvement.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
We need one of those, despinitely in our show. All right,
thank you very much. That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Hello, Jamie hi Elvish.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay, are you going to totally mess our minds up
here telling us what you do?

Speaker 16 (19:04):
I hope so years to talk to you guys.

Speaker 17 (19:07):
So I work in a medical school. I train average
people to be a patient so that the medical students
can have a clinical encounter with them, take a history,
a physical exam, and then they are the patients. Then
grade them on their clinical encounter so that they can

(19:28):
then pass their medical boards. So I am a standardized
patient educator.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Wow, okay, but I see the importance of that. It's
a very important job.

Speaker 9 (19:37):
I get that. But but I like how we.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Take average people and teach them how to be.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
Patients.

Speaker 17 (19:46):
Yes, that's correct. So basically what I could do is,
like last week, I would train to pankre tight of case.
So when I would teach that patient the entire history,
the entire physical exam and then the medical students go
in so that by their first year they're kind of nervous.
Something that time goes on. I kind of like to
say that we are helping shape the future doctors of
America in a sense.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
So, okay, important, it seems very important, But it's an
unusual job and we don't know a lot of people
who have.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
That same job.

Speaker 16 (20:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (20:14):
I didn't go to school for this either. I really
didn't even know what it was about until I got
the job and then I learned about it.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Well, listen to this text with just Scott. I'm going
to school for occupational therapy and no one knows what
it is. I'm graduating this year and I don't even
know what it is.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
Well, that's not good, Jamie.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Thank you for listening to us. Okay, let's go to
uh wait, Caitlyn on too. Hello Caitlin, Hi, Kaitlyn. Now,
now no one understands what you do for a living,
and you're tired of explaining it.

Speaker 18 (20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (20:46):
So I worked for this company called Halo, and we
have big customers called like Nike, Amazon, At and t Okay.

Speaker 18 (20:56):
And what we do is we're.

Speaker 13 (20:58):
Like an adverse cut adverse tising company for smaller companies
or other companies. We didn't put a logo on pretty
much anything. Okay, But what I do is I'm a
billing coordinator. And every time I try to explain to
people what I do, they're like, Okay, I'm just going
to go along with it.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, No, I think we're smart and figured it out
going trias, what do you do?

Speaker 13 (21:23):
So I go in and I deal with credit memos
and invoice requisitions, and I take the account executive's money
and make their paychecks. Pretty much, I sit there in
manuel vouch is what one thing is called, and I
pretty much under numbers into the system and make corrections

(21:46):
to other mistakes. So I'm on the adjustment team of
the billing department, So any mistake that has been made,
I fix it.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I get that.

Speaker 9 (21:55):
I think I understand what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I mean, yeah, you expedite payments by going in and
you're like the last person to make adjustments for anything
that was missed or screwed up.

Speaker 13 (22:08):
Yeah, And we have a research team that goes in
and like figures it out, but then they send it
to us, and it's just like everyone that I try
to expend it to They're like, oh, yeah, I still
don't get it.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Yeah, you lost me. And Hi, my name is Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
No I get it, Karvin. All right, well, thank you, Caitlyn,
have a good day. Thanks for listening to us. We
have a lot of smart people listening. We really do.
What's scary.

Speaker 23 (22:31):
I've know my buddy Dave for fifteen years, but I
gotta tell you I still know what the hell he does.
He works vaguely in the medical field. He travels all
day from office to hospital office, meeting with doctors.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
But I don't know what about. I just know that
he's there and he just kind of gotta be something.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
He's selling something.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah, avice sales.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Maybe I don't know. He's in the medical industry. I
don't know. Okay, just travels all day, meetings, meetings. Well
I know, but surely there's a per He's always a difference.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
All right.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Hello Christy. Hi, So you're a density coordinator.

Speaker 16 (23:08):
Yeah. So I work for Tesla and basically we have
to find like work for energy side crews, and somebody
a long time ago decided to call it density because
they were filling all the spots and they got it
kind of like back to the future. I just think
they're really back to the future fan and that's why
they needed.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It that right, But what does it do?

Speaker 6 (23:28):
Like, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Do you?

Speaker 16 (23:31):
Basically? I just have to get customers to agree to
take an appointment, so all of our workers have jobs
for the next day so nobody goes hungry.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Basically, there you go.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
See I get that seems to put the title density coordinator.
Oh wait a minute, Okay, now I get it all right, Well,
thank you. Sounds like you have another important job. It
does again. What do you do for a living, Danielle,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
It's a freestyle celebrity stories this text.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
The worst is when you try to explain what you
do to your grandparents and you just get a blank
stare and a polite head nod.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
They don't know. It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I know, what do you do? I mean, if you
think about what we do, it's silly.

Speaker 9 (24:10):
We tell far it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's very awesome.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
Explain it though.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Uh we get paid to laugh every day.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, that's about it.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Talk work to me like, like, what Nate, what do
you have?

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Like you hit a post earlier?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, does you know what I mean, oh, I do,
we do, but I do.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
I don't think the average person does.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Or jingle out jingle, shotgun jingle. Yeah, yeah, that's shop talk.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
No one understands that.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Nobody gets it. You do, I know, but it's it's stupid.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
And we use terms that nobody understands, like, oh, we've
got to get to spots. It's like, what are spots like?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Like, here's someone who sent a text and they teach
dogs how to swim.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
People don't get it. I totally get that.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Wait a minute, I thought dogs just knew.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
There's a whole style named after them.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, there's all sorts of doggy style stuff.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
They know how to do, all kinds of things.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
Go Wait a minute, I thought dogs just jump in
and they swim at What do you mean you teach a.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Dog to swim?

Speaker 9 (25:11):
I can't get them on the phone.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Yeah I need Yeah, yeah, I want that job.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
I think they just.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Sit there and watch the dog your Oh no, there's
I bet there's some technique there. You could actually make
your dog a better swimmer. Okay, I'm assuming. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
I can't get Max to get near a pool.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Come on Max, got bad form. Make sure you can
just straighten that leg out a little water place.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
He won't even go with the water.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
Treadwater treadwater, mad back.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
Here's someone who power washes hog barns for a living.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I get that.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
Oh bars, they need power water.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
I am going to be a rabbit hop teacher. I'm
gonna teach rabbits to hop. That's gonna be my new At.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Least those are clear and concise.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Jops.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Yeah, I totally get that.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
I know you're a jackass rabbits.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
I'll teach fish to swim.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Say we got we are good?

Speaker 6 (25:57):
We are I thought how to bark? So, I mean,
technically how that was awful?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Every time he barks? We blame Froggy keeps you on
the line real quick. Okay, who is this Helloa? Yes,
so you are a dog swim instructor. Would you please
explain to Danielle she's being a little I can't believe you. Guys,
this is great.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
So you teach dogs how to swim?

Speaker 29 (26:25):
Yeah, so basically it would fall under the category of
dog training. I work with a dog trainer, and we
basically teach dogs how to swim. Everyone always thinks they
know they know how to swim, but it's going to
be a panic swim if they're not naturally inclined to
like the water.

Speaker 18 (26:45):
And then what I basically liked sheep my, oh my god,
I'm so nervous. I love the beginning parts where we're
teaching them to enjoy the water, so playing in the
water and then learning how to swim. And the lady
that I worked for, her name is Erica. She she
does water.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
Are you in the water?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You're in the water, sounds like you're underwater. But here's
the thing. My dog, for instance, my little Max, when
he was a little puppy, he walked right into the
pool thinking it was a glass floor or something, and
and you know, he coughed a little bit and it
screwed him up. So now when he when we're in
the pool, he doesn't like to get near the pool.
I would love for him to get used to the

(27:31):
water and actually come swim with us. And you guys,
can you can probably do that?

Speaker 14 (27:35):
Yes, we could get it.

Speaker 11 (27:39):
Now.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
I get it, now, I get it.

Speaker 12 (27:40):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Not a gobble or no, what a gobble?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
She doesn't teach turkeys? All right, well, good Telena. I
love what you do for a living. Thanks for sharing
that with us, Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 8 (27:55):
Why you laughing because I'm thinking all the other dumb
jobs you can get, Like, hey, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
You're saying a roll in the But I think her
job is.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Very very dog that's petrified of water. It's actually a
really good thing. Yeah, I know, I see it. I'm
just looking for the joke, you know.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
Okay, I'm going to teach a deer how to run.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
From you and I are such as jerks.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
I'm done.

Speaker 22 (28:23):
Elvis dan in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
So tell me about this nightclub called Zamboni in New
York City.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Oh is this even legal?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I mean, I don't even know if there's a problem here,
but anyway, go ahead, tell them the story.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
So a story broke, maybe like a week or two ago,
about a nightclub called Zamboni. They're calling it a luxury
nightclub here in the city where they've decided that there
is one zodiac sign they will not allow in. And
it is because they've realized that every time there is
a fight or a brawl of some sort, the person
responsible is that zodiac sign.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
So they said just to.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Make it easy and have a good time and make
sure we're all safe. These people are not allowed in
there anymore. And I wanted guesses from you guys as
to which zodiac sign that was, because it actually surprised me.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
I would have guessed Scorpio.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
What's wrong with Scorpio's.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Gem And I would have been my second guest.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
You know what, gemin I would have been my first
guest because I'm married to Gemini. I would never let
him in my nightclub. I'm kidding. I don't know which
which which zodiac.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
Sign is aries? Tell yell you're out, that's my sign.
I'm very nice. I don't cause problems in the club.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
I don't know if one of us was to get
in a bar fight, I'd put my money on you.

Speaker 30 (29:44):
I ate.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
So they're saying aries in their experience as a club
and you know, fights and skirmishes in the club, they
knew they were.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
How do they know they were all aries? They checked
their id.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Well, I mean, they've got their idea.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
I'm sure if people are getting arrested, they take a
look see what's going.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
On over there. So they're saying Aris causes the most
most turmoil in a club.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Because of that, they're band wow.

Speaker 9 (30:06):
So that means I have to go get a fake idea.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
If I'm an aries, if I want to go.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
To Zamboni, maybe Wow.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
I'd like to know if they're really sticking to this
or if they just you know, are using it as Hey,
if we suspect something in your area, you're out.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
I've only had one club fight and it wasn't my thing.
What was years ago happens happens to the best of us.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
Yeah, I see.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Look, I'm not really a big believer in people, you know,
with the profile of a person in there the way
they are because of their sign. But we do see
some some connections, Like I'm a Leo and they say
that Leo's are a bunch.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Of a holes.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
We're controlling a holes. Okay, I'll give you that.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
And what is your sign?

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Gandhi, I'm Sagittarius, and I mean, if you were to
look at the characteristics of the sagittary eye, it's it's
spot on. We are flighty and we cannot be pinned down.
We like to have a good time, maybe sometimes too
honest for our own good. There's a lot that I'm
like oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I see that, Danielle. As an Aries, you are known.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
As no idea.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
Okay, I've never really I've never really looked into I
like the Aries sign because I feel like my dad
gives me signs with that sign, and I've never honestly
even looked to see what an aries is.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
So I know that my best match, according to the signs,
is an aries man who apparently are insane.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
And this makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Insanity. There a club that says you cannot come in.
I mean you get there and they can and they
look at no Aries.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
No, Daniel, this is totally you.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
A go getter who balances work and personal life. You
can switch from a homebody to a knight on the
town easily.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
That's totally That is totally me.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
That is totally you. Yeah yeah, and most likely to.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Cause a fight at yeah, and says hands down, this
is the right choice. That aries are the worst, that
they're menaces, and they turn up.

Speaker 9 (32:04):
We'll turn on diamond, Diamond. Why are you saying that?

Speaker 31 (32:07):
Well, my dad is in Aries, and so is my sister,
and so is my best friend. Now that I'm thinking
about it, all three of them have one thing in common.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
What they lose it at the drop of a.

Speaker 31 (32:18):
Dime, Like I'm saying like one to ten within thirty seconds,
and then they calm right back down like nothing ever happened.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
And I'm like, no, no, I totally get it.

Speaker 11 (32:30):
That is me.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
I like, I will get so upset.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
And then like five minutes later, I'm like, can we.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Pretend that didn't happen?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
And everyone around he's like walking around like what happened
to that?

Speaker 11 (32:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Right, You're a mad one minute and they're like, okay,
he say what's for dinner?

Speaker 7 (32:44):
Like a goldfish around the boat.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
The dust hasn't even settled in the room. And then
I was like, yeah, everything's great. What happened?

Speaker 9 (32:52):
So where'd you get that as description? Where'd they come from?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I just googled it, I said, aries female traits and
this is what Google kicked back to me.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Okay, look at Leah, tell me more about me.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Traits of a Leo man and it does matter which
gender you are. You are loyal, creative, protective, possessive, stubborn, confident, passionate, charismatic.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Okay, so hear me.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Out all those descriptors you just gave us. Yeah, would
they describe all of us? I mean pretty.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Much no, but that definitely describe you for sure.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
And that's not nearly as bad as a scorpio. Can
we get back to scorpio because.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Of what's wrong with scorpios?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
A scorpio one fiery, jealousy anger.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
They are not just.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
See I thought that of Gemini. Okay, read scorpio young
male man or female? Which one man? Woman?

Speaker 9 (33:47):
We can't do both, just do one of the other.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
I'm the male, all.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Right, I'm gonna give it to you, Froggy, because you
are the male. It says that you are intense, scary, secretive, sexual, sensual, deep,
and vengeful.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
My god, I agree. I'm all that stuff you do.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
I don't think so. I mean some of it, but
not all of them.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
I give. If you screw me over, I'll screw you back,
no problems.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Go to line twenty Camitra see money is this Camitra?

Speaker 30 (34:17):
It is?

Speaker 9 (34:18):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
So you say absolutely if you own that night club
called Zamboni, you would not allow aries in your nightclub either?
Why is that absolutely not?

Speaker 14 (34:28):
I don't blame them one bit.

Speaker 30 (34:31):
The most toxic sign that I know is aries.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
What you want?

Speaker 30 (34:42):
They're arrogant and narcissistic and so trauma.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Fill First of all, I am not any of those things.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
I don't know any of that who you're.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Dealing with over the how I mean, isn't it easy
for us now, hear me out, camtra Isn't it easy
for us to make this kind of judgment because we've
had we've been burned by one person who so happened
to have been an Aries? Or are you talking about
dozens of people you know who are Aries and they're
all a bunch of idiots?

Speaker 32 (35:12):
Well?

Speaker 30 (35:13):
Uh, I have a very personal connection to an Aries,
and he is so toxic and he's angry all the time,
but volatile. The drop of a hat, he goes straight
to twenty. He's good Crison right now?

Speaker 14 (35:34):
If if that, if that means anything, well.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Hope he's hope he's calming down in the prison.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
He's in prison.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I wonder if prisoners.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
I woulder if most.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Incarcerated people are aries? Can we do a study it?

Speaker 11 (35:49):
All?

Speaker 15 (35:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well, look, look, I'm not gonna say you're wrong a Comitri,
because obviously your experience with Aries has been awful, and
I'm glad that you're on a better path without this
guy in your life.

Speaker 9 (35:58):
So good for you.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Thank you, You're very welcome. Cometra, thank you for listening.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
What's that name?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Okay, I'm sorry?

Speaker 28 (36:06):
What so her ex is in prison? Do you think
his cellmate was concerned about his sign?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Like, oh god, he's an aries. I don't want to
be bunking with him at that point that we don't
have much of us, say so, I don't think all right?

Speaker 9 (36:21):
Uh is Sandra so online nineteen?

Speaker 25 (36:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
No, Sandra, you are an aries and you totally get it.
You're agreeing with Camtra the last caller that you're you're
toxic in the worst.

Speaker 32 (36:32):
All right.

Speaker 19 (36:32):
Well no, now she threw out some fighting words, but
I will say in general, I'm kind of a dick,
and I know it about myself, you know, all right,
So I think.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yes, do you blame the sign the stars for you
being that? Or do you take a little responsibility because
maybe that's on you?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Also?

Speaker 19 (36:55):
No, I mean I think, all right, I will blame
my dad a little bit because he's a dick.

Speaker 16 (37:00):
We'll start there if we're.

Speaker 19 (37:01):
Poorting finger and then I will also say I'm a
very self aware jerk. So it's like it's maybe not
the sign it's me, but I fall into the aries category,
so I understand we're fiery. I'm zero to hero like
they're saying. You know, it's one of those things where
I will snap at you and then two seconds later

(37:23):
I'm like, so, I'm what's going on? How's the weather today?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
You know?

Speaker 11 (37:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 33 (37:29):
No way?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Now are you the kind of Sandra? Are you the
kind of person that would say, hey, don't cross me.
You don't even know how mad I could get, or
you have even heard mad yet.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
I'm gonna let you know.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, do you because you know they're about to
push a button on you, and so you're like, you
need to back off.

Speaker 19 (37:49):
I'm warning you, you know, I think the older I get, yes,
young me would have been very much. So go ahead
and look at the chart and you can figure it
out on your own.

Speaker 16 (37:59):
But at this.

Speaker 19 (38:00):
Point, I think for my own inner piece and the
fact that I know that my rage is so present
that I do kind of try to say listen, I'm
gonna walk away. But if they choose to stick around,
that's on them.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Okay. I like that you start to push my buttons.
I'm gonna look at you and the I and go
you know what. I'm warning you you have yeah, you
know I am. I am caged heat again.

Speaker 19 (38:23):
It's like, I don't want to be a jerk, but
you know, it's just it's there and it creeps out
when you push me.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, well, thanks for the warning. And I love I
love your self awareness. It's it's very enlightening.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
And I'm not going to mess with you. We're gonna
we're gonna like nothing. You see, here's on.

Speaker 19 (38:41):
The phone right as I'm cussing you out. In my head,
I'm going, please stop that. Why are you doing that?
Please don't do that to them. But it's just continues,
you know.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
All right, Sondra, the Aries, We're gonna leave you it on.
Have a great day, and let's not poke that.

Speaker 19 (38:54):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 20 (38:55):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Thank you for not hurting us.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
Carry on.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Uh and there you go. I never knew before this conversation,
before this nightclub, the edict saying no one can come
in different areas, I didn't even know there was a
problem with aries until now either. And there you go.

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Speaker 9 (39:40):
Let's talk about master dating? Shall we? Master dating?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
It means you kind of just date yourself.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
You buy yourself. Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You date yourself by and you buy yourself flowers, send
yourself a card. This is can't wait to see you tonight.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Basically live out Flowers by Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yes it's true. Go to a nice restaurant by yourself
from dinner? Why not?

Speaker 7 (40:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
So talk about why you're so excited about this concept, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Okay, So, I think that once you love yourself and
truly love yourself and date yourself, and you find a
way to be entertained by yourself and be your own
best friend, that's when you're the best partner to another
person because you're not codependent. You're not depend you know,
making them be your everything and centering your world around them.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
And I think people like that.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
I think it's important in any relationship to have your
own independence and be your own person and compliment each
other rather than complete each other. And I think a
lot of people are looking to be completed. But if
you find someone who completes you, then that means when
they're gone, you're not a whole version of yourself anymore.
And I think it's really important to just be whole
on your own and then be with someone.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I so agree. I mean you, it's an old, old
law in the world of dating. It's like, you should
never date anyone unless you like yourself, otherwise it's going
to be disaster, right. Yeah, And look, you know, we
always have things to iron out in our lives. We
always have potholes in the road, and I get that,
but we're human, absolutely, But there's nothing worse than getting

(41:18):
into relationship and it just crashes and burns because you
blame them for things that are your fault or you know,
what have you.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
So everyone single, even if you're with someone, it's good
to go out on a master date night, master date,
master date yourself. Yes, Danielle, you're married, do you have kids?
Do you ever a master date?

Speaker 11 (41:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (41:40):
I mean every now and then I'll go do something
on my own. I like to go someplace and read
a book. Sometimes I like to go to like a
cafe or something, have a cup of coffee, read a
book and just relax.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
So yeah, I'm fine with it. I've gone to.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
The movies by myself. There was a movie I wanted
to see, nobody else wanted to see.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I went, yeah, Danielle, you have mastered master date. Yes,
daniel you have Froggy ever a master date.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
You know what, I don't think I like myself enough
to do that, No, I don't. Maybe I need to
learn to like myself a little bit.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
Well, you know, it's very telling me.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
If you're not master dating enough, then you need to
think about this.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I'm sure you master date from time to time.

Speaker 23 (42:18):
I'm afraid of master dating because you'll go blind or something.
You know, because it to me again, you know me,
I think everybody the whole world is looking at me,
and I'm I probably should just live in my own skin.
But in a weird way, I kind of master date
in a way that I feel complete. What Gandhi was

(42:39):
saying before, I feel like I'm a whole person and
I don't need anyone to complete me.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
But at the same time, I can't physically do things.
I can't go places by myself. Well, then you know what,
maybe you should focus on that. Yeah, scary is the
kind of guy who cannot go to a restaurant by himself,
can't go see a movie by himself, because he thinks
people are looking at him and judging him. I find
that sort of narcissistic a little bit.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
Just say so.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
It looks like, you know, and I've got friends over
this weekend, I won't have time to master date. But
next week I'm gonna master date all week long. Yeah, NonStop.
It's gonna be just a It's gonna be a master
date Paloosa.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Can you master date multiple times?

Speaker 9 (43:25):
Right exactly? Someone else sends a text, I'm afraid.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
To do things alone. I feel like everyone's judging me.

Speaker 9 (43:30):
They're not.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I mean, look, I'm not saying that you're not interesting
or people aren't paying attention to you. What I am
saying is, don't limit your life because you think people
are paying attention to you when they most likely aren't.
And they don't care totally, no offense. They don't care.
They don't care if you're alone eating.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
I think we all think so, like if a hair
is out of place, or if like you know, something's
wrong with our outfit or whatever. We think too much
of ourselves that and most of the time people go
nobody cares, no looking at you.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
It's true though, And if they do care, who cares?
Switching gears, Alli is on a road trip. Wait till
you hear this, Ali from Allentown, PA. How you doing, Ali?

Speaker 32 (44:12):
Good?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
How are you guys doing well? So you are in
the car right now with your three year old and
your husband.

Speaker 10 (44:18):
Right yes, and her puppy.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
They're driving from Allentown, Pennsylvania to Disney.

Speaker 11 (44:27):
Yeah wow, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
So you started this journey at nine thirty last night.
You still have roughly seven hours to go. How's it
going so far with you, your husband, your daughter, and
your puppy.

Speaker 34 (44:41):
Okay, I drove the first leg of the trip and
we just recently switched.

Speaker 35 (44:47):
Of course.

Speaker 34 (44:48):
Our daughter was up at like five point thirty and
she was like, are we here?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
And I was like, no, we're North Carolina. No, I've
got bad news. We get to say, we're a little
over halfway. So when you get to Disney, what do
you do with your puppy. I'll wondered what people do
with their dogs if they take them.

Speaker 34 (45:03):
So we are staying at a pet friendly resort. We're
staying at Art of Animation, so he'll be able to
be with us when we're.

Speaker 11 (45:10):
Not in the park.

Speaker 34 (45:12):
And they just ask that he's not in the room
for more. I think it's like more than seven hours.
But having a three year old, we have to break
the day up so he'll have copious amounts of time
with his family and time.

Speaker 33 (45:26):
For us too.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
So wow, And so is this their first time at Disney?

Speaker 34 (45:32):
So my husband has never been to Disney and my
three year old has never been to Disney.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah, so I'm going to ask a question that some
parents may think is offensive. So you're going to a
pet friendly resort where you can leave your pet. Is
there to go to a three year old friendly place
where they'd watched your three year old? I mean dis Yeah,
So you can go do adulting at Disney's just for
a few hours, watch Illuminations or whatever over at Epcot
or they still do that, I don't know, have a

(46:00):
great time.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
You can do child swap, which is good. So like
if you want to go on a ride that the
little one can't go on. You guys can do the
whole child swap thing.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
So that's good. What is that?

Speaker 10 (46:09):
Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
I've never been to Disney and I don't have children,
so if you.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
Haven't, say you're you know, you have one kid and
the adults want to go on the ride, the dad
can stay with the kid. Well, the mom goes on
the ride and instead of getting back on the line,
you swap it out. Person was yeah, which is very
nice of this, But Disney does it? Universal does it?

Speaker 7 (46:28):
A lot of the big parks do it.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Huh got it makes me want to have a child.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Just tell that.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Come on, gandhi, let's have a kid. Alie, you and
your family have a wonderful time, and you know the
part of the journey, I mean, the journey to Disney
is part of the fun. So I hope you're making
the most of this long drive and a send us
a text, Send us a text, and when we're back
from vacation, let us know how it was.

Speaker 12 (46:51):
Okay, absolutely, thank you?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
All right, Allie?

Speaker 8 (46:54):
Safe driving a ride or switch now instead child swap?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
A new name or something.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
So are you guys up? For long road trips like that.
I mean that's a long road trip.

Speaker 7 (47:03):
Hell yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
With the right people, road trips are the best, right, that's.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
The key way with the right people. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
I don't want to see who the wrong person is,
but she knows who she is.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
In my car. I want to go on one of
those long train rides where you sleep on the train. Yeah,
I want to do that.

Speaker 15 (47:24):
Well.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Good, that means you don't have to drive, you can
be in your you know whatever. Wait, who you talking about?
Who you don't want to travel with? Oh, don't do teasing.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
That doesn't rhyme with producer smam.

Speaker 11 (47:39):
Okay, Elvis Durand, who want a piece of bread? Maybe
you'll calm down a little in the morning show.

Speaker 22 (47:57):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran Elvis Durand's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I wish we could have more phone taps like this one,
the phone tap where we just kind of like to
fuse and run. If a stranger calls someone in phone
taps them, that's one thing. Yeah, But if you call
a friend or a family member, they trust you a
little more. Therefore you can really really pull the wool
over their eyes. So that's what today's phone taps all about? Yeah, Garrett,
tell me all about it.

Speaker 36 (48:19):
Well, I put my feet up on the console for
this one. So Joanne is phone tapping her husband, Jake.
The couple just bought a brand new house and is
having the entire family over for their first Christmas in
the new house. God, so Joanne decided to call Jake
and let him let him know that a few more
people are coming over for Christmas dinner.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Hey, are you hey? You're having a good day.

Speaker 26 (48:41):
Yes, I've got everything organized.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
It's good, good, good.

Speaker 26 (48:45):
Glad to hear that quick question. I mean, I know
we're having a lot of people over for Christmas, but
I wanted to invite a few more people over for dinner.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
No no, no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 26 (48:59):
I mean a reading question.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, yeah, we've we've got over this before. Honestly, like
you trying to piss me off. Honestly, I'm gonna be
eating my Christmas dinner in the basement already. I'm not
even eating in our new house. Okay, No, I don't
care who is. Come down, Okay, I'm down, Calm down, No, no,
I'm not calming down. You don't know if that's hurry
invited brothers in laws, in invited that milly uncles. You

(49:24):
are away to check out their ass the right people.
I've never even coats. I didn't know you had a
kidding me. No, I'm not calming down nobody else. I
don't even want to house anymore.

Speaker 26 (49:34):
What's deep, Bass, It's just dinner.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
It's not just dinner. It's not a new house. We're
going to have a nice Christmas dinner with my family
nor family. Right now, we've got three people in my
family and eight hundred people that are consientially related to
you or maybe not even you.

Speaker 26 (49:49):
Are being a grinch, okay, in a grinch.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I'm being a grinch. No nave urt Rifus Jr. Being
You know what? How about this ro could s fine
up in the yard help for Christmas? T here invite
ot the homeless people. We just open up the front doors.

Speaker 26 (50:02):
Oh, don't be ridiculous. Next timely minute start calling you screwge.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
We just got our house. We want to celebrate with
that family. We want to have a nice Christmas. This
is not a nice Christmas. I'm stressed out of my
answer about this, People like, don't know where you're treating
through the new house. It's discover I.

Speaker 26 (50:19):
Thought this was your favorite holiday.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I'm sorry, there's no already focused on you're doing this
on my not favorite holiday. I'll just go ahead.

Speaker 26 (50:27):
I'll tell her what you do this this is my
hotel room, instead of celebrating it with your family.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
No, I want to celebrate. Listen to me, we stien
through this. I want to celebrate my family. I don't
want to celebrate your brother's in laws. I don't want
to celebrate it with your smilly uncle and his twenty
five year old Gate would never miss.

Speaker 26 (50:46):
She's sorty and we want say it with as many
people as possible.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
No, let's know what's about. We owe the dual family
and a beautiful new house. My parents haven't seen our
house yet. Your old brother hasn't let her house.

Speaker 26 (50:58):
You want to make your hand You're parents too.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Already? My parents are coming? What are you talking about?

Speaker 26 (51:05):
You didn't say that you wanted them to come.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I don't have to say a word of to come.
Do you not invite my sister either?

Speaker 26 (51:11):
Why we didn't have a specific conversation.

Speaker 19 (51:14):
I could that it's fine.

Speaker 11 (51:15):
I mean me.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Hold on, hold on the list that you did. You
said you're thirty. You go listens like, didn't even include
my family.

Speaker 26 (51:25):
That's okay, I just got more plates. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
No, it's not fine. It's not fine that you find
thirty people who invite it as Christmas and you're going
even by my family. All right, my work you mentioned?

Speaker 11 (51:38):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 26 (51:39):
We'll run that's fine day.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Today, because there's thirteen days from now.

Speaker 26 (51:44):
Listen, there's one more other thing. I want to listen
to her day, all right, Tiffany. She's a vegetarian and
so like she's are really strict, so she wouldn't eat
anything if we we had the ham on the table.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
So you're the hammer hand we had the ham on
the table, Where the hell you work with the ham?

Speaker 26 (52:02):
Well, I was thinking that we wouldn't make an hand
this area if you didn't have to make it.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
What but a gonna have Christmas? My Christmas ham. It's
the only thing I cook, I cooke Walter quick day,
the damn that's all about? Well, well, have a hand
in my house backyard.

Speaker 36 (52:27):
Hey Jake, Hello, my name is Garrett from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. And you just got a phone taps.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Oh my god, I'm so worked over.

Speaker 11 (52:43):
Oh my god, Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 23 (52:48):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
participation the.

Speaker 22 (52:52):
Elvis Aran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
If someone asks you out on a date, you're like, oh, yes, score,
I'm going out with him.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Who We're going to? On a bachi restaurant?

Speaker 7 (53:07):
I would be okay. I love hibachi.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
You no, I love habachi. But if it's your first date,
you can't communicate.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
You know what. I think it's a good idea.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
You know why, because you can see if he can
hang with other people that he doesn't know, and you
see how he acts in that situation.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I don't even know what sign you are. Will take
me to a restaurant. We're going to ask you who
you voted for?

Speaker 7 (53:27):
Oh no, don't ask me. Don't ask anybody that.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Another bad date Chinese buffet, don't it, don't do it?
Oh okay?

Speaker 9 (53:35):
Other other bad date places, first dates?

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Movies. I don't think movies is a good first date.
She can't talk?

Speaker 9 (53:40):
Motels?

Speaker 7 (53:43):
Yeah, not good?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Uh Hello Kim, Hello, Elvis.

Speaker 9 (53:49):
How's it hanging?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Hey?

Speaker 26 (53:51):
It's going good.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
It's going good. So I'm sitting here listening to you
guys and wondering. So whenever I go to Hibachi grilled
and they start throwing the shrimp, I am, I think
I purposely don't catch it because I'm terrified I'm going
to catch it and it's going to go straight down
my throat and I'm going to choke.

Speaker 9 (54:06):
What you duck under the table?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (54:08):
I just I think I kind of like tilt my
head and let it like purposely hit.

Speaker 14 (54:12):
Me in the face.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I would love to be there for that, Kim. It's
a date you and I were going to, Benny Hannah.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yes, I would love that.

Speaker 16 (54:25):
I would love that.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I'm gonna tell the ship throw it right at her man,
get her good, Get.

Speaker 9 (54:30):
That shrimped stick in our nose home?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
All right? Well, no, I guess you know. Look, I'm
the same way. You know, I was awful in Little
League as a kid. When I saw that ball coming
toward my face, I just let it hit it. They
were slapping balls on my face all the time.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
They will do.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
But the thing is is, I know I'm terrified I
can't catch especially with my mouth. Kim, thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Well really quick.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I also wanted to tell you, so, my husband is
in law enforcement, and so I just wanted to thank
you and everybody else on the show for always showing
your love and support for everybody in law enforcement.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
It means so much us, without doubt.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, seriously, we come in here and talk about throwing
shrimp in people's faces. They're au still putting their lives
on the line. We're so this is so insignificant. Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 26 (55:18):
It's not much.

Speaker 17 (55:19):
We listened to it.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
We listened to it separately and then get to talk
about talk about your show together.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
So we love it.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Please tell your husband we said hello and thank you
and thank you because you know what you're in it too.
You know what you're the husbands and wives and partners
and families of people in law enforcement. You are serving
as well, and so thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yes, thank you, guys, have a good one.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
And where's Lindsay. Oh my gosh, she's been on hold
all this time? Lindsey.

Speaker 9 (55:47):
Hy, Linda, I feel awful.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Are you crying because I kept you on hold for
so long?

Speaker 33 (55:51):
No, I'm very excited to be on the air.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
We're going to switch gears.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Okay, So, Lindsey is what twenty six years old? Yeah,
and you're moving back in with your parents?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 33 (56:06):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
First of all, I got to say, I'm jealous. I
wish my parents were still with us. Yeah, I'm ready
to move back I now.

Speaker 8 (56:12):
My mom's been staying with me for like three or
four days, and I told her to move in.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
I said, could you just move in here?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Please? But lindsay, every story is different. Let me hear yours.
Why are you moving back in with your parents at
twenty six years old?

Speaker 33 (56:24):
So I have a lot of student loan debt, and
if I'm move in with my parents, I can use
the money sending to students cut faster, so you.

Speaker 9 (56:32):
Can pay off your loans faster.

Speaker 7 (56:33):
It's a good idea to me. So sounds good.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Does anyone object to this? Does anyone think this is
Do any of your friends give you hell because you're
moving back in with your mom and dad?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 33 (56:44):
A lot of my friends tell me that my sex
life will go away.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Okay, ooh no, Now I had lots of sex when
my in my parents house.

Speaker 7 (56:51):
Okay, let's not.

Speaker 9 (56:53):
I mean it was even in their bed. But that's
when they were out of town.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Oh my god, lindsay, don't do that. Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
So probably won't do But lindsay, now do you have
the relationship with your parents which will allow you to
maybe spend some nights away from the house and they'll
be okay with that?

Speaker 16 (57:08):
Yeah, I could do that.

Speaker 33 (57:09):
They probably wouldn't noticed, to be honest, they go away
pretty frequently.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
Yea, And I mean you are twenty six. I would
think at twenty six they'd be like, you know, the
rules are a little less crazy and.

Speaker 33 (57:17):
Strict, but there were still over the place that I
can go stay with them and they wouldn't even question it.

Speaker 11 (57:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Right now, speaking of rules, now, have you and your
parents discussed the rules that will still be in play
when you move back in?

Speaker 33 (57:30):
No, you have not yet.

Speaker 9 (57:32):
Do you think that's going to come up?

Speaker 33 (57:34):
I hope not.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
No, at twenty six, you're gonna give your kid rules.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
I mean, I know, curfew or anything.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I don't know, but if anyone's living in your house there,
I mean there needs to be understanding, Like roommates at
college have rules, and you know, like maybe she.

Speaker 8 (57:49):
Can contribute to like the food and the fridge and like,
you know, help with the laundry and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
I mean those kind of rules.

Speaker 33 (57:55):
Yeah, some shores.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Yeah, like what's expected of you while you're there, exactly,
like you gotta rub daddy's feet.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
No, no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
So you know, I was reading an article the other
day online about this very topic about people around your
age range who are moving back in with their parents.
It's not unusual at all, and sometimes the parents actually
love it. They love having their kids close. Have you
heard from your parents about whether they're excited about you
coming back or what?

Speaker 33 (58:25):
Yeah, my dad's been begging me to do it for
a few months.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (58:28):
I mean it makes sense too.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
You can save up and they're going to let you
do it, you might as well.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
A good point, you know, So don't feel like you're
doing something icky or unusual first of all.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
And secondly, hey, you're doing it, take advantage of it.
And how long do you think you'll be there?

Speaker 33 (58:46):
Probably a year or two?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
All right, okay, do it.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
Save up that money and just remember to help and contribute,
that's all.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
It's scary lived at home until he was twenty six
years old.

Speaker 23 (58:56):
Yeah, I did it backwards. I never moved out, and
everybody at nineteen twenty twenty one like why don't you
get to your own place? And I'm like, I'm saving,
I'm saving, I'm saving. And yeah, and finally twenty six
I left the nest.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
He went out and bought that shiny BMW.

Speaker 33 (59:10):
And now it feels weird to move back.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I know it's got to feel weird. I think you'll
get used to it. And you know what, it's not permanent.
So keep in mind, lindsay, if you get in there
and it's not working out, you can find a way
to move back out.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
You'll find a way. But you're gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Don't don't, don't worry about it.

Speaker 33 (59:25):
You there's made me feel so much better about this.

Speaker 24 (59:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (59:27):
You're gonna be great. Real love it.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Fine, stay in touch if you need something, let.

Speaker 33 (59:31):
Us know, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
All right, thank you. Yeah, I'm moving back in. If
I could, I would, yep, I would.

Speaker 8 (59:37):
I miss my mom, And I tell you I wouldn't
have moved out as early as I did, but I
did because of the hours we kept and how far
they had moved, because they moved from the Bronx to Upstate.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
Plus you wanted to live in Sin with your boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
I didn't live with him at first. I wasn't living
in Sin with him when I moved down living in.

Speaker 9 (59:53):
Sin with other men. You don't even remember the milliams.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Oh my gosh, hello Chelsea, And that's okay.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
I'm envious.

Speaker 21 (01:00:00):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 9 (01:00:01):
By Chelsea.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
So you moved in with your parents after you got
married and moved back with your parents?

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
What was that like?

Speaker 14 (01:00:07):
So we actually got married last month and we sold
our house and we moved back in with my mom
last week.

Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
Was it a financial thing or what was it?

Speaker 14 (01:00:17):
So we're looking for a new home and the way
things lined.

Speaker 12 (01:00:19):
Up, we needed to sell our house first.

Speaker 14 (01:00:21):
Yep, and that home actually ended up falling through. So
now we're at my mom's. We don't have a new
home yet, so we're not sure how long we're going
to be there. But she's awesome that everything is going okay.

Speaker 17 (01:00:35):
We just have two dogs and she has a.

Speaker 14 (01:00:37):
Dog, so it's been kind of like a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Mini zoo all right, So it's like circus going on.
But the good news is you're all living together, but
you all know that you're going to be leaving eventually.

Speaker 14 (01:00:46):
Yeah, yes, yes, there's an end in sight. But you know,
we feel lucky to have that opportunity for sure. All right,
but I do think eventually I'm going to be like,
oh man, I just want to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Okay, but wait wait, we're their rules put into place
when you guys moved in.

Speaker 14 (01:01:05):
No, no, my most thought.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Them, right, Chelsea. Yeah, well get out of that house,
move run for your life. Thanks for listening to us.
Uh yeah, I want to hear about the rules when
you move back in.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Can you imagine thou shout not blind that sex in
my bed?

Speaker 9 (01:01:19):
Yeah, there is that number one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Hi Dory, Hello, allow lady. So you were forty five
and you moved back in with your parents, and they
gave you all sorts of rules, Like what kind of
rules did they give you?

Speaker 22 (01:01:33):
You cannot fall asleep while the TV's on.

Speaker 14 (01:01:36):
I was threatened that if I did.

Speaker 20 (01:01:39):
It, because I got caught one time, and if I did,
they were going to take the cable box.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Oh my god, you're forty five years old and you're
taking your TV privileges for you.

Speaker 26 (01:01:53):
I got busted on the doggie cam because they were on.

Speaker 14 (01:01:57):
A cruise and this thing go.

Speaker 20 (01:02:00):
And they woke me up with the doggy cam?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
No wait, now, why is it so bad that you
fall asleep with the TV on? What's the deal there?

Speaker 17 (01:02:09):
It wastes electricity?

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Oh my god, so many people fall asleep with the
TV on. A lot of people can't sleep without the
TV being on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, no, no, no, but your mom and dad are
from They're from that generation where you know, waste not,
want not, And I get that. Nothing wrong with that,
but the fact that they're watching you on a doggy cam. Wait,
does it the doggy cam use electricity? Let's unplug that
bitch to sing all that electricity doggie cam is using?

Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
So drry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
How long do you plan on staying at your parents place?

Speaker 11 (01:02:37):
Oh?

Speaker 26 (01:02:37):
No, no, no, no, I'm going now that was just for
a short period.

Speaker 9 (01:02:41):
Yeah, but I love the rules, the rules.

Speaker 26 (01:02:44):
Oh wait, you cannot use yellow shampoo in the bathtub.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Why can't you use yellow shampoo in your parents' bathtub?

Speaker 15 (01:02:53):
It?

Speaker 26 (01:02:54):
No, it might have it might stain it. I guess
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:02:57):
I never really Wow, they got a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
I don't blame you on my life. I will thank
you for listening, Dory.

Speaker 12 (01:03:03):
No problem, we will.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Someone just sent a text when they moved in with
your parents, they had to get put back on the
chore chart.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Do you get a gold star if you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
If you do all your chores and question Danielle, when
you move back in with your parents, do they make
you back up to the to the wall and put
a little pencil above your head to see how your
growth is doing?

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
How tall you're You're shorter than you were in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
You're going down.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
That's when it's time to move out.

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Speaker 22 (01:04:03):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Everyone said good morning to our friend Carlos. Hi, Carlos.

Speaker 9 (01:04:09):
Yeah, we're doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
We're doing well. You know what, I was really really
putting a lot of the thought into the text you
sent me a couple of days ago, and I'm so
happy we could get you on the phone to talk
about it. Do you want to remind everyone what your
question for me was on the text?

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:04:26):
My question was.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
To be born again, to be.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Asked again come back to stay?

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
By the way, are you.

Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
Going to leave?

Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
So the good question, and by the way, I don't
know if you understood it, because phones are kind of
messed up, Carlos. The question was, if you could be
born again and choose what to be gay or straight,
would you come back as a straight guy instead knowing
everything that you went through in your life, good or bad?
Is that basically that's what you asked originally?

Speaker 32 (01:04:57):
Right?

Speaker 16 (01:04:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:04:59):
You No, I can't now you sound crystal clear.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
He's not underwater.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
This is an interesting question. May I ask from which
point of view are you coming from? Are you a
gay or straight man? I'm a straight man, okay. And
but so you ask this question, and I find it
a very deep question, and as a matter of fact,
I don't want this to turn into a conversation that
upsets people or makes people uncomfortable, because a lot of
people may be an understanding. But look, I love having

(01:05:26):
conversations like this. I think it's fabulous.

Speaker 10 (01:05:28):
So that's what I told me that that I didn't
want to sound as I'm in soaking anybody, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
No, No, I love questions that make us think. And
I'm going to get into this right now. Listen. Thank
you for listening to us, Carlos. We're going to jump
into it right now. Thanks to you. All right, all right,
go have a great day and listen in all right.
So the question was if I can do it again,
knowing what I've been through as a gay boy than
gay man, would I do it again? Look, it's a
difficult question to answer because it's not possible.

Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
So you know, you know me, I's like, well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
It's not possible, so why even answer that question. I fortunately,
through growing up and knowing I was gay at a
very young age, I really had nothing to complain about
as far as how people treated me. I've had just
very little harassment in high school, very little.

Speaker 9 (01:06:19):
And I grew up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
A gay boy and turned into a gay man with
little or no problems at all, I was one of
the lucky ones. And I know for a fact, through
many people I've mentored and many people I've talked to,
people have come to me for advice. They have been
through hell and continued to go through hell. Yeah, okay,
and it also being a gay guy and growing up
and seeing the condition and what people go through has

(01:06:42):
helped me better understand people of different races, people from
different backgrounds, and to me, that has been quite the advantage.
I love that. I love that I have being a
gay man. I don't know if I can really make
a true connection here. I am more sensitive to my
women friends and what they're going through in life, and
I have a side of me that is definitely leaning

(01:07:04):
to the towards the feminine, and I can understand women
better than I think a lot of other guys, gay
or straight go through. I don't know why, but I
just do. With that said, I I would happily come
back as a gay man. You know, if I had
to check a mark like Okay, new Life, what do
you want?

Speaker 30 (01:07:25):
Gay?

Speaker 9 (01:07:25):
Straight? Go like, ah, gay? Because you know what it's all.
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
I'm just I know I'm being too realistic for what
could be a fun conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
No, I think it's important though, and I mean on
the counter of that, yes, if I were to be
able to pick what I came back as, I think
I would come back as something completely different because I
know what this is like. I know it's what it's
like to be a brown female in this world. I
would maybe want to experience what it'd be like to
be something else. And it's not that I don't like
being brown or being a female.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
But I just want to see, you know, from like
you said, you get a different perspective on life based
on how you come into this world.

Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
I would like to see something for it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
You know what makes me really upset is if I
hear and I've heard gay people say, I've definitely heard
of recent days and in recent days of transgendered people
say if I could do it again, I would not
choose this life. And that breaks my heart. Yeah, it
breaks my heart because they are living in a life

(01:08:22):
that is just really rough for them. To be able
to look yourself in the mirror and say basically, I
don't like who you are.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
It makes me sad.

Speaker 9 (01:08:30):
It may it may it makes me. I just want
to I want to cry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
And it makes me very sad that anyone, no matter
what you're going through in life. Let's say you are
blessed with beautiful kids, but you don't you don't want kids,
you know whatever. Your challenge is to look at yourself
and say, I wish I could have a redo.

Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
That makes me so sad. Yeah, it makes me sad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Yeah, so gosh, Carlos, you know, yeah, I'll come back
as a gay guy, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Sure, Yeah, no regrets.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
I know every I'm going to come back as a
caterpillar because then I become a butterfly.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
And you can own more shoes.

Speaker 16 (01:09:07):
I could.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
Oh, I never thought of that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
You could would take longer tie all your shoelaces. Yeah,
but I don't know what do you see it on
the text messages. I don't want to offend anyone today,
and I just this is just a this is one
of those things. It's actually a great conversation to have
with a friend who is able to have an adult conversation. Yeah,
we have some very poignant, uh text messages that agree

(01:09:31):
with you that want to come back. One man said
he's a straight man, he'd like to come back as
a lesbian.

Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
Okay, Okay, yeah, total, that would be such a froggy answer.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
This is my favorite text. I'm a gay man, and
I always have the conversation with my friends. I would
most certainly come back as a straight female so I
could have sex with all the hot straight boys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Okay, so if you would, if you would have turned
it into the fun conversation, I'm with you. I don't know,
you know, I know it. Ask me, do I do?
I want to do something different than I'm doing.

Speaker 16 (01:10:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I love my life, even the hardships, and I have
very few. You know, I'm very, very very blessed, and
I'm so grateful for the life I have. I don't
I don't want to change it. What's gary for me?
I'd come back straighter than I am right now. I
would actually, I would actually be more assertive. I would
do things differently. You know what, So you just said
that being straight is meaning you're more assertive. No, that's

(01:10:30):
that's exactly what you just said.

Speaker 23 (01:10:33):
You know, the kind of person I am, I've always been,
you know, I've always been kind of like a background
guy who just takes everything on the doormat.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I just you know, yeah, No, No, you're saying if
you're a more straight, you wouldn't be the doormat. That's
what you just said today.

Speaker 23 (01:10:47):
But maybe I would do things a little differently.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
I'd rethink my life a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
I'd be like, you know what, if you were straighter,
meaning you're gay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I I don't understand.

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
What does anyone understand what he's saying?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
What does he say exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
I think what he meant to say was he would
like to come back more of an alpha than he
is currently, But instead he said something stupid, okay to
get our attention.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
Saying stupid to get our attention.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Wow, for you, redo is a gayer straight thing? Is you?
You would be more of an alpha male. It has
nothing to do with being I'm a beta guy, scary
like if I could come back, I would come back smarter,
an extroverted beta. Okay, Okay, so we're changing this from

(01:11:35):
gay versus straight to like changing something else, like the
color of your skin or changing the color of your hair,
your personality trad You really probably should go sit in
the corner.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
You still want to be Italian? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:11:50):
On behalf of Italians?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Do you want him?

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I'm a back I.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
Kind of I wonder. I do wonder what it would
be like to be a lesbian.

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
Okay, you know sometimes I wonder if I would have
gone that way at one point.

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
But let's talk about that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:08):
It's okay, people go through phases.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Phases aren't the same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
No, no, no, no. But I mean I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
I don't know, you know, because you think about, like
you said, you know what it's like being what you are?
Would you want to try something different? But if you
don't remember what you used to be, then what's you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
What I mean, it's one of the it's one of
those conversations that really has no real But okay, if
you wonder what life would have been like as a lesbian,
look at it in a deeper sense. Well, okay, you're
talking about having, uh, you're forming romantic relationships weekend because

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women and men are different as far as in many
in many regards.

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
And I know how I am that time of the month,
So I don't know if I would want to put
up with another woman. Okay, go take a lot of
things into consideration here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I keep in mind, you know, we are also under
the assumption that you you are born this way.

Speaker 9 (01:13:05):
Yeah, and so you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
It's I don't produce her, Sam, That's why have you
thought about this?

Speaker 11 (01:13:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 38 (01:13:10):
I think in a past life I may have been
attracted to women just because I'm so naturally attracted to women,
but it never crosses that line where it's a really
like sexual.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Action thing, you know what I mean.

Speaker 38 (01:13:19):
I just checked about constantly and I find them mysterious
and beautiful and I love them. So I'm sure at
one life past I was either a lesbian or a
straight man.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
I like this text from a woman. She said I'd
come back with a penis and I'd stick it everywhere.

Speaker 15 (01:13:32):
Yeah, no, I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
Scary, scary.

Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
Maybe you'll come back with a piece, see Ghanhi, and
I like penis so much.

Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
I don't know if we could give it up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Well, thanks for.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
I would come back.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I think as like a very big, strong straight male,
because I would want to have a penis just to
see I have. One of my guy friends was like,
you have no idea what it's like to have one
till you have one. Yout to put it on everything.
He's like your keyboard.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
We might not leave the house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Gandhi, You're not, I tell her anyway, So okay, I'm
glad this turned into a fun conversation, but it really is.
It is an important thing to understand that you have
something going on in you currently in this life that's fabulous,
and sometimes you got to dig to find it because
of the rhetoric you live in and the crazy times.

(01:14:20):
By the way, we say these are craziest times ever.

Speaker 9 (01:14:22):
No, ten years ago that we said the same thing,
you know, twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Continue to say twenty years ago, we were living in
the craziest time ever. And that's never going to change,
I guess. But anyway, straight Nate, what about you? We
call you straight Nate?

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
Would you be gay?

Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
Night?

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
Actually, what Elvis said really made me think about this.

Speaker 28 (01:14:38):
I don't think I've really experienced anything in my life
to make me want to change, right, So I can
see where we had a lot of texts. Actually, sadly,
we had some texts of people saying they were gay,
they're gay, and they wish they had been straight so
they didn't have to go through this tough time, which
made me really sad to think of what they went through,
But at the same time thinking about myself that I
didn't go through anything like that to make me want

(01:15:00):
to change. So no, I'm comfortable being straight.

Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
Nate, Okay, yeah, then carry on straight.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
I will I'll be up straight or Nate as Scary
wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I don't know how that's possible, by the way, scary. No,
I don't want to be Italian.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
I don't want to be straighter.

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
I don't know how that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
So all right, Well, okay, interesting conversation, and I'm I'm
happy that ninety nine percent of people texting and understood.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
Where we were coming from.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Look, you know, I'm I don't know. I think it's
better to have a morning show where we can actually
talk about something other than, you know, farting in a
jar and then ceiling it up and giving it as
a gift.

Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
Froggy wanted to talk about that today.

Speaker 38 (01:15:38):
I'm not going Yeah, Froggy, that would be like when
you opened it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
I'll show you.

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
Depends on how fast you open.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
Can you want to say?

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
My husband Alex live from Staten Island, Zoo, Good morning, Alex.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
Oh yeah, you sound like you're in a great mood.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (01:15:57):
It's gonna be a great day at the zoo.

Speaker 32 (01:16:00):
Not only do you have me, but Reptile Matt sit
right next to me drinking this.

Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
Hey, hey, Reptile Matt.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
All right. So the reason we have the world famous
reptil Matt and Alex live from the zoo is Gandhi
is passionate about animals and touching them.

Speaker 9 (01:16:17):
As you know, she.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Wants to come up with it, well to explain to
them your podcast idea.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
I thought a podcast would be fun if I called
it Can I Touch It? And then we experimented and
see which animals I can touch and which is not
a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Oh, here's Monitha and touching yet so she has there's
the theme song for your podcast. Yeah, she has a
list of animals that she wants to touch on her podcast.
So just hearing the idea, what do you think Alex
in Reptile Mat.

Speaker 32 (01:16:50):
Well, I would to recommend touching any wild animal, and it's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
All about respect.

Speaker 32 (01:16:55):
You gotta respect the animal and you could try to
push your limits, but you need to know when the
step away as well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
We're also thinking it will be a short lived podcast
because she'll start losing limbs like one other time, right.

Speaker 32 (01:17:11):
I could see that.

Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
Yeah, alright, so here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
We go the list of possible animals for touching the podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
Yes, and I respect animals so much. First, platypus, they.

Speaker 32 (01:17:24):
Actually have to be careful. They've got some poisonous spines
on them, so you can touch them in certain spots
that you don't want to get poked by their spines
because they.

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
Are venomous, poisonous, venomous spines.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Okay, where are the spots I can touch?

Speaker 24 (01:17:37):
Okay, I think they finds are back on their back
legs only.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Okay, platypus, right, what about the beautiful two can.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Two can? Yeah, you could petit too, can. That was
actually the very first bite I ever got in a
little kid, not from a dog or at which from
Alix says.

Speaker 35 (01:18:01):
Yes, damn it, you're not going to lose the limb, right, Yeah,
you can touch it?

Speaker 19 (01:18:11):
You can?

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Okay, Okay, here you go.

Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
All right, Okay, there's the belt.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
What about a capy bearra.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
They got some old teeth.

Speaker 14 (01:18:20):
I don't know the world the poking run category.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
That reminds me of the night I met Alex. The
copy bear is that's the world's largest rodent.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
Correct correct?

Speaker 32 (01:18:37):
Yes, so we have them here at the zoo. And
you know, you know, it's all about respect.

Speaker 9 (01:18:42):
Yes, yes or no? Capy bra.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Yes or no?

Speaker 19 (01:18:46):
What was that?

Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Key?

Speaker 32 (01:18:49):
You know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Yeah, Yo, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Going well, guys, this is better than I thought.

Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
On your list.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
All right, moose.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Across the board.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
No, that's not.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
In the poke run category.

Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
Poke poked run.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Let me tell you that's the podcast I want to watch.

Speaker 9 (01:19:09):
The last one.

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
What about an ostrich.

Speaker 32 (01:19:14):
A male of female?

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
I don't know which one can I touch?

Speaker 16 (01:19:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 32 (01:19:20):
A male is probably more aggressive, even you know, especially
during breeding season.

Speaker 16 (01:19:26):
I would say.

Speaker 32 (01:19:29):
A wild one, uh no, but one that's on the farm, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Okay, yeah, but if the male has a really red neck,
you don't want to touch them because that means they're
like ready to do you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Okay, is that right, Alex?

Speaker 32 (01:19:43):
Yeah, okay, I have I have an ostridge here at
the zoo and she's the greatest and you could go
over to hub at.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Okay, good, all right, all right, all right, you're listening,
by the way, to the animals that Gandhi can touch
on her new podcast called Touch It.

Speaker 9 (01:19:58):
Yes, okay, go ahead, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
What about a fox?

Speaker 32 (01:20:02):
I don't think you'd ever really be able to get
close enough to one unless it's in a domesticated situation.
They're pretty giddish, they run and yeah, I would say
probably not.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Yeah, No, okay, what about a baby harp seal?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I wouldn't try with any of them?

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
Make me pretty dam seal? No, okay, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Kala bear, they have very No they bite. No panda, panda.

Speaker 32 (01:20:31):
Ripped apart.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
Raccoon, No, but they're so huge they are cute.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
What about a bunny?

Speaker 32 (01:20:43):
What about a rabbit or.

Speaker 9 (01:20:44):
A yeah, bunnies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
But but she had another idea puffer fish?

Speaker 9 (01:20:48):
A puffer fish?

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Why not?

Speaker 30 (01:20:55):
Well, can you do it and get back to us
until us?

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
How that goes?

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Octopus, Uh, as long as it's not the blue rings.

Speaker 32 (01:21:06):
They they're they're super venomous.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
But uh again, you can.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Try it, I'd say, no venomous animals.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Kangaroo, that's how they stay alive.

Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
Kangaroo.

Speaker 6 (01:21:19):
Yeah, I would say, yes, with the kangaroo. Can you
ride in the pouch? I'll give you one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Yeah, can you take her now? She's too big for
the pouch?

Speaker 35 (01:21:27):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
So of my list, I think I only got like
four I can actually touch and one has to be
on a farm under supervision.

Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
Okay, it is not.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Going well for my podcast, a quick podcast, damn it. Okay, guys,
So what can I touch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
In the wild?

Speaker 32 (01:21:43):
Be very careful about touching anything.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Yeah, they're being very clear with everyone listening. If you
see anything in the wild, do not touch it. And
animals that do have venomous spines, they have those to
keep people like you away.

Speaker 32 (01:21:56):
Especially if you see anything in the wild, just let
it be, you know, do not go try to touch
it or take a selfie with it or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
High have This sounds like a great podcast. She can
touch a bunny?

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
Spiky?

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
All right, all right, well guys, keep it. What's that
I said?

Speaker 32 (01:22:24):
That's not call a bunny?

Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
Yeah, just touch a bunny.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
Like if it's not irritated.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Fine, fine, the new GANDHI podcast Danielle and Froggy. It's
called Gandhi touches a bunny. That's it and there you go.
All right. Keep in mind support your local zoos, especially
Staten Island Zoo, Alex and reptal Mat. Thank you guys
for coming on with us. We appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
In the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Specific childhood memories we all share, some of us don't,
depends on how old you are. Okay, listen to this
extremely specific vivid memories from the nineties and early two thousands. Okay, okay,
triggers the brain walking into Blockbuster and feeling the endless possibilities.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Yeah, yeah, I loved it. That was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
The unmistakable smells of crayon and plato Yes, high, yep,
still love them. Uh, pretending to smoke when it's cold
outside and you can see your breath.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
I don't do that it's cold outside.

Speaker 7 (01:23:34):
I'll still do it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Making the perfect mixed CD.

Speaker 9 (01:23:39):
Yeah, I used to do this, stabbing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Holes in erasers with pencils. Yes, what was that all about?
No idea?

Speaker 9 (01:23:50):
Unfolding the CD in searchs to read the lyrics.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
Oh yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
The bright, sunny, yellowy inside of an old subway rest,
yeah I remember. And drawing a sun in the corner
of every drawing you made.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like a little partial part of a
circle with the things sticking out of it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Yeah, I got that off BuzzFeed.

Speaker 15 (01:24:15):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:24:15):
Fill in the blank.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
No matter how many blank I own, I always have
to urge to buy more damn you shoes, Yeah, me shoes, Gandhi.
No matter how many blank you have, you always have
to urge to buy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
More paint brushes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Really yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:24:29):
So do you hoard them?

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Do you have many more than you need? I do.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
I was trying to look around to show you exactly
how many I have right now. But I am very
picky about the type that I use, and I can
only use it for a certain amount of time before
I feel like they start to fray and go bad,
and then I get irritated.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
So I have hordes of them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
My my Other than shoes, it's kitchen knives. I have
so many kitchen knives. I don't need any of them.
You they say you only need three specific knives in
the kitchen. Oh, I have good ones.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Those good knives make such a difference.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
I didn't realize that. You we're talking the other day
about pants. You know, when you cook in certain pants,
things come out differently. It took me so long to
realize this stuff about kitchen supplies.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
It's incredible.

Speaker 9 (01:25:08):
Never too late to get on there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
What were you saying, straightening?

Speaker 28 (01:25:11):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. Heather continues to buy.
She has thirty four pairs of yoga pants, and I
guarantee this weekend she'll buy another pair.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
I don't even know, Like, do you need that many
pairs of yoga pants?

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
This is funny because I used to do the same thing,
and then I would go through them and I would
find that I had a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:25:28):
Of the same pants. I felt like I was drawn.

Speaker 8 (01:25:30):
Towards the same thing, and for some sick reason, I thought,
oh I don't have those yet.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Yes, yes, sickness. It's sickness, all right, Scotty Bee, I mean, yeah,
scotty Bee, Let's go to Scotty Bee Master control. No
matter how many blank you own, you always have the
urge to buy more sneakers. There you go, sneaker. What
about you scary graphic T shirts?

Speaker 23 (01:25:49):
I have an endless supply of them, stacks on stacks, froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
What about you golf clubs?

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
Golf clubs?

Speaker 6 (01:25:55):
Right?

Speaker 32 (01:25:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I mean, how many golf clubs do you own? Can
you even count them in your head?

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
I don't think need to get into that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Don't golf clubs do the same thing. They all hit
the ball.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Purses all do the same thing, they all carry.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
How many blank you own, you always have to urge
to buy more.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
What is it in care products?

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
Really?

Speaker 16 (01:26:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
I do?

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
And it's bad because I have an expiration date.

Speaker 38 (01:26:21):
So I'll just have a weekend with like a two
inch layer of.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Product on my face.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
So I can get it all in.

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
I always get to you're a hoarder, You're a horder.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I'm like, well, I like knives, like shoes.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
Try when you have kids in the house with you,
and especially when they're older, and you buy something, does
Dad know you bought that?

Speaker 7 (01:26:39):
Did you really need that?

Speaker 8 (01:26:40):
I'm like, really, I'm going to lock you in the closet.
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Moving on? Do you know someone who has never ever
watched the Super Bowl? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:26:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:26:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:26:52):
If I know, I would.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Imagine I have, you know, like relatives in India that
have never seen the Super Bowl really talked about it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
See, there's something interesting that a lot of people miss
out on if you're not really like a huge fan
of the teams whatever. Super Bowl Sunday is the best
day to go to a restaurant unless it's like a
sports bar. Yeah, you can get right into a restaurants
and it's so easy to get in. But like I said,
if they have the TVs on behind the bar with
Super Bowl and maybe not the same. And finally, I
thought this would make you very excited, Gandhi, you know,

(01:27:24):
because I know you are our.

Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
Resident science nerd okay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
A study in China has found that dinosaurs We've been
talking about dinosaurs all this week. They found that dinosaurs
may have swallowed animals whole and then spit out the bones. What,
which is something some some birds and owls actually do that.
Not an owl will eat a mouse whole and then
you know, the churning of the stomach blah blah blah,

(01:27:50):
and then the bones come out. They're saying dinosaurs did
that too, And keep in mind the size of those
animals they were swallowing hole.

Speaker 15 (01:27:57):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Probably the craziest thing ever.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
I love this and I'm just fascinated at the people
who don't care at all, who just have no interest
whatsoever in dinosaurs and what went on on this planet
sixty five million years plus ago.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Show there was two of them, two of the guys
on the show don't care at all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Yeah, you see what I'm guessing Scotty Bee and Andrew.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Probably no Scotty Bee and Scary. I think Andrew's all
on board for the dinosaurs.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Stock Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
You have no interest in dinosaurs at all.

Speaker 23 (01:28:24):
For some reason, I'm fascinated by everyone's fascination with dinosaurs
because as a kid, we weren't really taught about it
in school. We only went to a museum once where
we saw one giant t rex or whatever. I couldn't
name another dinosaur beyond it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
All right, all right, well let's just keep in mind. Uh,
you work for one, so maybe you should that said.
Also I read this, I thought this is definitely a
Gandhi one. They found out that chimpanzees give each other
first aid.

Speaker 9 (01:28:53):
They saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Chimp catch an insect, crush it up, and spread it
onto a cut on another her chimp's foot, possibly to
relieve the pain. Oh my god, isn't that awesome?

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
That is incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
I mean, that's kind of scary but also awesome at
the same time.

Speaker 7 (01:29:12):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
And then I saw this is an I don't know
if I can say all of it, but I'll try. Apparently,
there was a chimpanzee named Lucy who was raised to
believe that she was a human. She learned how to
sign over two hundred and fifty words ate at the
dinner table using silverware. Her hobbies included drinking gin and
scrolling through Playboy magazines while she pleased herself with the

(01:29:33):
vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 21 (01:29:41):
Lucy, Maybe Lucy News knows something that we haven't known.

Speaker 9 (01:29:49):
Singing that girl.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
It's so weird, you know, it's so obvious that we
have this universal connection that we truly cannot explain.

Speaker 9 (01:30:00):
Our energy is connected.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
We're connected through the stars, to the ocean, the waves,
the whatever. I don't know. I just know it's the
same as you know, if you work in an emergency
room at a hospital, you know that on a full
moon night, you're gonna have a full house because everyone
goes a little nutty and ends up in the emergency
room with a light bulb up their butt or whatever.
I don't know. So what, So last night I was

(01:30:25):
having these crazy dreams, wild dreams. It was.

Speaker 9 (01:30:28):
It was a restless night.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
And in the middle of the night, Uh, look, Alex
likes to mess around with me, and you know, he's
just a prankster whatever. In the middle of the night,
I guess he went he got up to go to
the bathroom, and he was coming back and he started
like hugging me and like tickling me. And then I'm like,
got get off of me, go to bed. So he
went to bed. Come to find out later he never
got up in the middle of the night. Someone someone

(01:30:53):
was like diddling with me. Oh well, not not in
that way, but it was. It was as real as
could be. I was hugged by a person last night
in my bed.

Speaker 8 (01:31:03):
Don't people say they've had sex with ghosts? So maybe
this was a hockey ghost.

Speaker 9 (01:31:08):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
So I'm convinced someone was visiting me in my sleep
last night.

Speaker 9 (01:31:15):
Wow, it's e.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Was it like a nice, warm feeling hug er. Were
you kind of creeped out by it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
No, it was more of like a you know, it
was like like a prankster thing. It was more like
a hey, I'm like get off of me.

Speaker 9 (01:31:27):
Go oh wow, so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
And then Danielle went for a bike ride with her
or what was out with her kid last night? What'd
you see?

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
So we were driving a soccer practice Preston and I
and we both look at each other at the same time,
and I go, did you just see that? And he
said yeah? And I go, was that a real person?
He goes, I don't think so. It was this weird
person with a white like their face was so white,
driving a bicycle over a grassy hill. And I said,

(01:31:55):
first of all, you don't ride a bike over there,
and second of all, that's not a huge and he's like, oh,
I totally agree with you.

Speaker 7 (01:32:02):
He goes, that was so weird. So I am convinced
we saw a ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
So, Daniel, are we convinced that last night was the
night that they are trying to reach out to us?
Maybe someone's out there trying to reach out to us
and make connection. I'm telling you right now, it's as
real as real can be. Yeah, because it's never happened
to you, you don't believe it. I get it, I
understand it all right. Any nay sayers on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Oh no, I fully believe you guys are being visited
by ghosts and it's freaking me out.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Of course Nate doesn't believe it. Oh well, listen, who
was probed by an alien?

Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
True?

Speaker 28 (01:32:34):
You guys didn't have any sort of substances. You didn't
have any wexes lemonade or anything he didn't like.

Speaker 7 (01:32:40):
My twelve year old son had wax his lemonade.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
You none, no, no, no, no, no no. We had
a quiet night and went to bed. No no, no, no.
I'm telling you there was someone visiting me in my
sleep last night. I'm telling you there was someone dead
driving a bicycle in front of Danielle and.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
Her son was telling you creepy.

Speaker 9 (01:33:00):
All right, don't believe. If you don't want it, that's okay, fine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
Look it for I believe You're not saying a word frog.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
Hold on, I'm not doubting you at all. I'm not
doubting either one of you. No, I really am not.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
You know who would doubt this.

Speaker 8 (01:33:10):
My husband, he doesn't believe any of this stuff. He
doesn't want to hear what he doesn't believe. I'm like,
whatever you have to. My mother said, when she dies,
she is gonna haunt the hell out of him so
that he finally believes.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Well, you know, here's the thing about believing this. But
these things have happened to me from time to time,
and I'm still not one hundred percent convinced. Oh, darl
I know, well, no, it's just maybe it's it's that
part of me that just doesn't want to go all
the way and believe it.

Speaker 8 (01:33:36):
And it's happened to me so much that I have
to believe, Like in my mom's house going down those stairs,
where something stopped me from going all the way down
those stairs and I just couldn't go any further. I
don't know what it was. And then in the middle
of the night, the footsteps that I always would hear
that I am stiff.

Speaker 39 (01:33:52):
There is there is stuff, there's stuff, yeah, frog what
I was never really a big believer, and one of
the one of the most real ones I encountered was
at your house when I saw the little kid in
the window.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Yeah, I know that I saw what I saw. Nobody
could ever convince me that I didn't see it. And
number two, you can't explain it. So since I can't
explain what happened, that's why I.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Do believe it's the little kid in the window. I
haven't seen that weird man. And I don't think that
was a kid hugging me last night, it felt more
like an adult.

Speaker 7 (01:34:21):
Sorry, maybe tonight they're going to go to first base.

Speaker 11 (01:34:23):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
That, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
Okay with that said, we move on the reason to
bring it up, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Wondering if anyone else out there had like a weird
thing last night and they're like, well, I'm not going
to tell anyone because they'll think I'm cuckoo, like those
cuckoos on the radio, bunch of fruitcakes, whatever, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
I don't know if this counts as a cuckoo experience,
but I told you I've been having some really strange
dreams lately. I had one about Nate right before he
stepped on the whatever sea urchin.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Yeah. So the other day I was taking a nap and.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
I just had this really strange feeling because there was
a pick just standing up, like a hair pick standing
up on the teeth of it by itself.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
So I was like, oh, that's weird. It just woke
me up. So I shot up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
I go into the bathroom and my comb was sitting
the exact same way, Oh, just standing on its teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Why one of those weird, stupid things. You just can't
explain it, so you just move on. But you know
something's going on the line one, Hi, Phil, Hi.

Speaker 24 (01:35:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 16 (01:35:17):
Guys?

Speaker 24 (01:35:18):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Well, you know, having one of those weird mornings trying
to explain things that happened to us last night. So
Phil does paranormal investigations. Oh, I love that I do, right,
So Phil, I mean, is it common for a lot
of people to experience the same, like the same type
of thing on the same night, Like there's something going
on everywhere universally.

Speaker 24 (01:35:38):
It could be because of the fact that there is
a full moon out. It also away that's the veiled
is a lot less, so more spiritual things can happen
that type of way, right, So some stuff like that
can happen that goodness.

Speaker 9 (01:35:54):
I think it's strange.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
When's the last thing you saw in your line of
work that made you go okay once again proof it's
right here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
So one of the.

Speaker 24 (01:36:03):
Things was I actually was in Katie's Pub and that's
out in Long Island and wound up happening was I
let my rampods sit down. It started flashing constantly, and
I kept asking.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
The ghost questions what was flashing?

Speaker 24 (01:36:15):
What It's called a rempod. It's where the magnetic field
gets interrupted. So when that magnetive field gets interrupted, lights
will flicker. I was communicating with the spirit that way.
And then after a while, I felt something grab my
shoulder and Drege's hand right down my back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Now do they do they sell those on Amazon?

Speaker 24 (01:36:33):
I want you could get it on Amazon or ghost
shop dot com.

Speaker 16 (01:36:37):
Oh really?

Speaker 7 (01:36:40):
Oh my gosh, are you like Head and Lorraine from
The Conjuring? Do you do stuff like that?

Speaker 16 (01:36:45):
No?

Speaker 24 (01:36:45):
I didn't dive that deep into that because I kind
of stay as far away as negativity as I possibly can,
because if you get something demonic that comes near you,
you never getting rid of them.

Speaker 7 (01:36:57):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
All right, Well, look, thank you for listening to us. Phil,
have a great day, stay stay safe out there because
you don't know what. Thank you very much, Kate's Pub
have a good one.

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Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
So We're just sitting here, and then out of nowhere,
Danielle has this moment. She screams to the room, I
want a baby coat.

Speaker 7 (01:37:50):
You did because I keep.

Speaker 8 (01:37:52):
For some I guess you know, Instagram knows your algorithm whatever,
and I must be looking at a lot of baby
animals lately.

Speaker 7 (01:37:58):
And so now all of this looten getting these baby
golt videos and they're so cute.

Speaker 8 (01:38:03):
And the one that came up today's she has a
little bow on her head, and I'm like, I want
a baby goat.

Speaker 7 (01:38:07):
And then Scary has the blurt out, guess what, I
just ate a baby goat?

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
He said, really in the DR and Dominican Republic, he said,
they call it Dominican lamb. Yeah, that's exactly what it was.
The guy I said, well, but it's goat. No, yeah,
well that's the thing. See the crazy thing is they
said it's Dominican. They call it Dominican lamb.

Speaker 23 (01:38:29):
Okay, We're sitting there and it shows up looking like
beef in a stew.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
So you just you just ate what looked like beef
they call lamb, but it's goat. It tasted like beef too.

Speaker 23 (01:38:41):
It looked and tasted like beef and had all these
other had sharp cones in it, and I'm eating it
and then I'm like, halfway through the meal, I'm like, so,
this doesn't look like lamb.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
When I think of lamb, I think of lamb chops.
So I said, so, what is.

Speaker 23 (01:38:53):
This and we googled it and it says it translated
to baby goat.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
There was a picture can cute baby goat.

Speaker 23 (01:38:59):
I'm like, okay, so I hate goat.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
There's and by the way, that's not unusual. And you know,
because I you know what, in the Mexican. Mexican culture
we would eat cabrito all the time, which it was.

Speaker 9 (01:39:12):
It was the ribs of the goat.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Right, it was delicious. A lot of people eat goat,
but Danielle. But Danielle is like, well wait, I want
a baby.

Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
Goat, and you're not coming over to visit him. I'm
afraid of you.

Speaker 11 (01:39:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Scary brought his chef to visit your goat. I did
feel a culture. Now that I try, you know what,
I'll have it again.

Speaker 9 (01:39:33):
And they did good.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
That's good, and I can we can all feel your excitement. Uh,
And that's it, you know, That's why I insist people
travel to other countries, try other people's cuisine. You don't
even have to travel to other countries. You can buy
it here. You can go to queens right here in
New York and oh my gosh, you can get some
great food from such a diverse number of different cultures.

Speaker 9 (01:39:56):
And you got to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
And I love that that you're excited about it, even
you it beef lamb and.

Speaker 5 (01:40:01):
Goat and you shattered Danielle's stream, right, Okay, well that's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
You can get that everywhere too. Uh well, what what, Nate?
I think?

Speaker 28 (01:40:12):
I was like thirty five when I realized that a
cornish game hen is actually just a baby chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Did you guys know this?

Speaker 7 (01:40:20):
Why?

Speaker 28 (01:40:21):
I thought it was like a little bird that that
like ran around the forest.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Okay, what about this last time you ordered squab? You
want don't know what a squab is? Go down to
the street in New York City. They're walking around everywhere exactly.

Speaker 28 (01:40:35):
They gotta call it something other than what it is,
because you wouldn't order it if you said the pigeons, Well,
you could order pigeon, It's okay.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Well, I think the extra dirty ones.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
And if they call anything a baby anything, nobody no baby.

Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
Baby, please give them a chance. Gives is that?

Speaker 20 (01:40:57):
What?

Speaker 9 (01:40:58):
Isn't that? What mutton is like?

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
It's like old it's old sheep that's in his shed
for like three.

Speaker 8 (01:41:05):
You don't feel as bad at least at least that
mutton had a life.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Everybody talks about. You got to go for the mutton chop.
It's an old cheap that's been hanging.

Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
Hanging sheeps. It's been singing around.

Speaker 28 (01:41:21):
The taste I think it ages or something with the
proteins right elvis or something.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
I don't I don't know. I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna say because I don't know. I'm not going to
sit here and make stuff up. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
I've I've eaten mutton. I don't know. I can't.

Speaker 9 (01:41:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
It has uh, it has a grape overtones. I taste
vanilla and I taste smoke. I'm going to I know,
taste taste like an old mutton. But I'm so glad
that you try. You you tried different food. I love that.
I love that.

Speaker 40 (01:41:55):
I remember we were in we were in France once
and we went to this restaurant and that's known for
serving a fall, which are awful whatever you want to
pronounce it, which is usually everything within the animal, right
from snoop.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
To poot as they call it, from the from the
nose to the butthole. And so they they did offer
us horse. And I know that a lot of cultures
eat a horse. I just I couldn't. I couldn't do it.
I drew. I drew the line. I could not because
I grew up with horses, like I can't eat those.
But you know, but you know, we all we all
grew up eating beef. But let's talk about cultures that

(01:42:30):
would never eat the sacred cow.

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
Exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
But do you eat beef every now and then? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
I go through phases where I don't eat meat at
all for a long time, and I think, after this conversation,
I may have to go back to that.

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
Uh yeah, what line?

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Just tell me? Okay, Jessica, let's talk to Jessica. Oh gosh,
what a day. Hello, Jessica, how you doing?

Speaker 16 (01:42:57):
Hello?

Speaker 30 (01:42:58):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (01:42:59):
We're doing?

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Okay to having a conversation about meat, and you wanted
to add you've eaten goat. It's not unusual, by the way,
but it was unusual when you first ate it, I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
Well yes, my boyfriend from Puerto Rico, so he's like, yeah, sure,
Well where he was looking for lamb couldn't find it,
so he got goat.

Speaker 33 (01:43:19):
I didn't really know what I was eating.

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
Right, And then I was telling my friends that I
ate something.

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
I didn't know what it was, and I couldn't think.

Speaker 7 (01:43:27):
Of the word goat.

Speaker 34 (01:43:28):
So I told her it was donkey and she thought
it was even funnier.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
Okay, we're having jackass for dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:43:37):
But no, I actually was very good. I didn't know
the difference between beefs and soaps.

Speaker 1 (01:43:42):
And there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:43:42):
Now have you ever eaten rabbit?

Speaker 16 (01:43:45):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
I have not see I love rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
You know, if you go to Italy you order the
connelio or cornelio, or you go to uh France, order lapine,
it's rabbit. Then they serve it it's you know, stewed
or whatever. I love it. But Gandhi, And when you
go to the grocery store in Italy, I mean they
have they like rabbits sitting in the you know, right

(01:44:10):
next to the stakes.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
Right there, it's a little bunny food food.

Speaker 9 (01:44:12):
I'm sure what were you saying Jessica.

Speaker 19 (01:44:15):
There is.

Speaker 7 (01:44:15):
There is a lot of little bones in that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Yeah, very succulent, so good, i'd have any scary calm down. Well,
thank you for listening to us, Jessica. You have a
great day, and it's okay, eat that goat? Bye bye bye,
thank you. Take care.

Speaker 9 (01:44:34):
Uh what what's that name? I've eaten horse?

Speaker 6 (01:44:37):
Have you guys had horse?

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
Well, we just talked about it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
I did.

Speaker 9 (01:44:39):
No, I drew the line of horse. I will not
eat it.

Speaker 28 (01:44:41):
I had it in Iceland because I guess that's something
they farm there.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Okay, it was terrible. I will never eat a horse.
So now, hold on, you've eaten bad beef before. Maybe
it was the chef.

Speaker 7 (01:44:54):
Is it a tough meat?

Speaker 28 (01:44:55):
Like very very chet.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Okay, okay, all right, well this was a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:45:04):
Let me go back to eating donkeys.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Sure, I'm just kidding. No, we can't.

Speaker 22 (01:45:11):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
He's okay, we get to that show opened that Josh
did for us. I want to know where your head
was when you've decided to do this exciting there's a
wonderful and exciting world out there. When we discovered that
we don't need TV to entertain us. Is Elvis Dan

(01:45:49):
in the Morning show? Tell take us to the crew,
take us to that moment of creativity that you put
that together.

Speaker 25 (01:45:56):
Josh, this is not television and Beavis and but is back.
So using that clip to make a fun, little quirky intro.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
It was nice. We loved it. I mean, keep in mind,
when your intros come on, it's the first thing we
hear in the morning, when you're still asleep, probably, and
it really gives us. It gives us a bounce in
our diving board, you know what I'm saying. They don't
make diving board anyway, but we like that very much.

Speaker 7 (01:46:21):
Do you searching for stuff like that or.

Speaker 25 (01:46:24):
I let it come to me, do you?

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:46:26):
Yeah, I need to be influenced by my surroundings.

Speaker 7 (01:46:32):
And butt head is what's influencing you.

Speaker 9 (01:46:36):
Relatable.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
So there's something you know about you need to know
about Josh. And we all know because we've known Josh
for years. He's a member of the family. Josh is
always going through this evolution in the way he looks
what you do. Okay, I mean, for instance, his id.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
Oh yeah, we went out not too long ago, and
we were all idd for something and the person I
ding us looked at his license and said, dude, this
you and it was it's definitely Josh when he looked
completely different in his license picture does now.

Speaker 25 (01:47:13):
Yeah, we were in the heat of the pandemic.

Speaker 9 (01:47:15):
So that's when that photo was taken.

Speaker 7 (01:47:18):
Pandemic Josh, pandemic.

Speaker 25 (01:47:20):
Heat caveman, mountain man.

Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
This is the guy they're searching for.

Speaker 9 (01:47:30):
They're looking for him. That's the guy they're searching for him.

Speaker 7 (01:47:35):
It was just funny.

Speaker 5 (01:47:35):
And then the guy looks at Josh and he's like,
all right, man, you clean up nice.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Around the world. But you go through phases as a
lot of people do, where you'll be very healthy and
you'll work out and then you'll kind of just like, uh,
you'll let it go right, and then you'll go and
then you'll wake up one morning, I've got to do
it again, and then you'll get back on that horse.

Speaker 7 (01:47:57):
When you're in a relationship, is that when you let
it go.

Speaker 25 (01:48:00):
Yeah, typically, and then the depression or from that relationship
blowing up.

Speaker 9 (01:48:05):
You got to get over that.

Speaker 25 (01:48:07):
And then once you get over that, then you can
lose forty pounds and shave.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Wash, brush your hair preciously. I'm going to assume you're
not in a relationship because you look awesome.

Speaker 25 (01:48:16):
Yeah, oh, thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:48:19):
Is that a thank you?

Speaker 9 (01:48:19):
I don't know if it's that a good thing.

Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
And when Josh decides he's going down a path, he
goes hard, like we will go out to eat.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
And he'll bring his own bag of vegetables.

Speaker 7 (01:48:28):
Oh yeah, restaurant.

Speaker 25 (01:48:30):
I love the dips at this Mexican green goes the taco.

Speaker 9 (01:48:33):
They don't mind you, b yov.

Speaker 25 (01:48:35):
You know the waitress encouraged it, right, she did.

Speaker 5 (01:48:38):
She was like, you know what, we don't have any
of that, so go right ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
As long as you're as long as you're buying their cocktails,
I think they're totally happy. Well, you look great, you
sound great, You make us sound great, you make us
feel good.

Speaker 9 (01:48:50):
We love you, Josh. Well, have you got jo love
you more?

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
There you get now. He silently gets up awkwardly leaves
the roope. Yes producer saying.

Speaker 15 (01:49:01):
My favorite thing was living with Josh because his moods
would swing as much as his fashion, Like he would
just not want to hang out with anyone for a
few days, and then the door would be open, and
I'd hear a guitar, and he would like walk past
my bedroom door in a full outfit with a weird hat,
playing guitar, staring at me street.

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
He's a renaissance fan and he's having his renaissance right now.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Is between relationship renaissance. I'll tell you, Josh, I used
to get into fights. We remember talked about the fights.
We used to get into big brawl about what about everything?

Speaker 7 (01:49:34):
Physically?

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
It was usually something he said that pissed me off. Okay,
he would tell you the opposite.

Speaker 5 (01:49:38):
I have so many questions.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
We did, We fought, We used to fight all the time.
Interesting guy, justin Hi. This is Eldie Jumps.

Speaker 11 (01:49:49):
Is Britney's fears in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out everybody. He sat out every
money