FULL SHOW: The Day We Have a Coupon War

A callers' dog ate her bridesmaid dress, another one was attacked by a cicada, and one with their jaw wired shut! Plus, Diamond and Scotty have a coupon war. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You guys are my out favorite and I love you all.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I gotta listen to you every day.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
You guys are so funny and it's such an enjoyment
to listen.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
To you every morning on my way to work.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Can I just say hello.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
In the Morning Show, welcome our friend Janie to the studio.

Speaker 6 (00:18):
Good morning morning.

Speaker 7 (00:20):
The last time Jamie was your last several times Jamie
play has visited us. We actually got insight into the
world of crazy dating. Yes, and I don't say dating,
I say crazy dating because you walk in with story
after story after story of guys who are just like
from a Museum of Freaks.

Speaker 8 (00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (00:38):
Actually, my nickname in radio ten years ago was FM
Freak Magnet.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Okay, yeah, because I tracked. I don't even know how
it happens.

Speaker 7 (00:44):
Well, we wanted to check up with you and do
a follow up and see how you're doing. Have you
have you landed on someone you like?

Speaker 9 (00:50):
I haven't, but I may have taken a turn to
desperate because I have signed.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Myself up for a farming dating app. What I like
to find a farmer.

Speaker 9 (01:02):
It's literally like farmers Only dot com or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
And you don't live anywhere near farms.

Speaker 9 (01:08):
I don't know I'm going to be found out. I
mean I have pink litter shoes on right now, which
is not farmware. But I figured I gotta try and
expand my horizons here.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
The whole office. Second, you know what you need to be.
You need to stand out on the farmer's only. Yes,
a dating site. And I think you wearing pink glitter shoes.
I think that would be very desirable for a farmer.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
That they don't want tabway booths.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
No, they know they want something different.

Speaker 10 (01:30):
I think you might want a city girl maybe no, no,
it would be city girls only.

Speaker 9 (01:35):
Well, I was getting scared because as I was filling
out the questions I wrote some of them down. So
it's like type of relationship looking for looking to put
down roots, your body types shredded like lettuce, like they're
all farm references.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yes, and then I had hit like on.

Speaker 9 (01:50):
A couple of people, very scruffy looking, but some are
kind of cute. So they have these pre made message
messages you can send.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
So some of them are wishy. You a happy harvest?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Right?

Speaker 11 (02:02):
Would you like to.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Go for a horseback ride sometime? I mean I'm not
in my lane. I'm not in my lane.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Nope.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Okay, first of all, let me let me be very
clear with you, Ja, we have a lot of farmers
that listen to our show all the way from got
to New Jersey, all the way up to the Midwest.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
I feel like the closest one I found was North Carolina.

Speaker 11 (02:20):
And that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
I don't know. Maybe I'll have to go there.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Okay, we're on in Iowa, we're on in Wisconsin.

Speaker 11 (02:26):
Well, that would help me out then, Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
I upstate as well. Yeah, beautiful farms.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
I'm open, clearly, I'm open to it.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
So you thought that rather than going through the same
old wedding site of wedding dating site, you have done
them all, So now you're onto the farmers.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta expand your horizons.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Gandi other other ones. She could be a I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:47):
So I ride to work with Damie every day. We
talk about her dating life every day. I kind of
support this. I think she should branch out a bit.
But then when you're sending people messages like you want
to take a horseback ride and you get back a
weird message, you can't be up.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
To that one. But yeah, if I got a weird
one back, I okay.

Speaker 10 (03:03):
And we've sort of identified some of the things that
she does. So like in I don't know if it
was tender, which profile it was, but she had like
a choker on in every picture and was like.

Speaker 11 (03:12):
I don't understand why I'm getting these SNL messages.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
It was just a nice, beautiful necklace. I didn't think
anything of it. And then I took it down and
then the messages stopped.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
You're wearing a choker and you're getting a response from
a guy whose handle is choker.

Speaker 9 (03:27):
Look like you put a leash through it or something,
which I don't know, scary.

Speaker 12 (03:32):
Maybe you should your sugar daddy and go in the
other direction, just completely different.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Then I have to go through his stuff.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
No, you don't something back they do.

Speaker 13 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (03:46):
Yeah, I have a lot of friends who are doing
what Jamie's doing right now.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
She's flea bagging. Yeah, I know what that is, right.

Speaker 10 (03:54):
It's where you are associating with something that you're actually
not part of.

Speaker 11 (03:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (03:59):
So one of my friends who is not Muslim is
on a Muslim dating app, just trying to scam on
people and I was like, what are you doing, Let's
get off there, and he's like, well, no, I'm cleaning up.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
This is great.

Speaker 11 (04:09):
I'm like, I can't handle these too.

Speaker 10 (04:11):
Were a fake farmer?

Speaker 14 (04:16):
Our?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Ali Gold was lying to an Asian guy saying that
I think she was saying she was Asian.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Were you saying you were Asian?

Speaker 15 (04:23):
No?

Speaker 6 (04:23):
I wasn't saying I was Asian.

Speaker 11 (04:25):
I just said I preferred Asian.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
There's nothing wrong with that. That's great. Do you prefer Asians?

Speaker 16 (04:32):
No?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (04:36):
Asian him?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Hold on, there was one Asian you liked and you
knew he was on this site, so you said you
like Asians just to get him.

Speaker 11 (04:46):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
I think that's okay.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
We had our second date two nights ago. Did you
tell him the lie you've been telling? No?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Is he still Asian?

Speaker 17 (04:55):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (04:55):
Okay.

Speaker 19 (04:57):
By the way, Lisa Froggy's wife pointed out something that
makes sense. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani the farmer and
the city girl.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Oh, I like that. I can dig that he's cute. Yeah.
I don't know though, I'm gonna find on there that cute.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
By the way, so you're on farmers Only? Yeah, Now,
here's their commercial.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
We used to be lonely until we met on farmers Only.

Speaker 20 (05:19):
Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site
for farmers.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Brancher is a good old country folks.

Speaker 21 (05:26):
Be lonely.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
You don't have to be lonely on farmers only dot com. Man,
if you're looking for a hoe, no like that, like
a real home? Did you use in the car? Where's Jill?
She's really lonely?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
And I'll walk on the cornfield again.

Speaker 21 (05:52):
Do you think the farmer I'm not hanging out with
us all day.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
We used to be lonely until we met on farmers only.

Speaker 20 (06:02):
Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site
for farmers, branchers and good old country folks have to
be lonely. City folks just don't get it.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Scared because the job section talked about what animal do
I raise?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Hello, Lauren? So, uh, you have found another dating site?
Which one did you see?

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Well?

Speaker 22 (06:28):
It was for people who are into lumber sexual.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yes, but lumber hold on lumber sexual?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
What does that explain?

Speaker 22 (06:40):
Okay, so it's basically you are after like a lumberjack.

Speaker 23 (06:44):
A guy who where's a lot of beer and you're
just a big early guy.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Gosh, like the brown man.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah, like our job, our jobs, Josh, he's a lumber sexual.
Go get show, Josh, come here. Uh so that that
look really entices you. You like the lumber sexual look?

Speaker 19 (07:07):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:08):
See I do too.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
I mean that too. What what website is this?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Is it called lumber lumberjack dot com or something?

Speaker 8 (07:15):
It was it was lumber match, but it's not in
existence anymore.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Okay, so.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Well we have one right here.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Coaster boy Josh is here. Hello, good morning. He is
our lumber Uh your lumber sexual?

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Oh okay, and so Lauren on the Lauren will describe
a lumber sexual again, a Lauren.

Speaker 22 (07:39):
It's basically a guy who wears a lot of flannel
and he has a.

Speaker 24 (07:43):
Nice spirit and a sharp haircut.

Speaker 25 (07:45):
And he's just a big, burly guy.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
And that's you, Josh.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
You know what, you did have your uh your your
beanie off yesterday and you have a sharp haircut.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Oh yeah, I got my haircut. Now do you consider
yourself lumber sexual? Not really, it's just your style.

Speaker 18 (08:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
I'm like, I'm not a strong I'm weak.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
She didn't say you to be physically strong. It's more
of a look and more of a feeling you.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Exude smoking mirrors. Anyway, thank you, he's taken. We appreciate
lumber of sexuals. Everyone now, he's a cutie, Jamie. Is
there another type other than a farmer that you would
try to.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
At this point? I'm willing. I'm open to anything at
this point.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
It's sad.

Speaker 19 (08:29):
There's a lot of fetish sites.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Oh god, I don't know if I want to go
down that road particularly.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
But yet, so have you been on any dates of
late that are worth reporting back to the Marshall No.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
But there were a few likes from some of the farmers.
There was one I think in Brooklyn, actually.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
A Brooklyn farm weed farmer.

Speaker 11 (08:47):
I bet, oh, maybe.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
That's what he is.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
He said he was a good old country boy in
the city. I just found him.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
So he had to move to the city.

Speaker 19 (08:55):
Then, Yeah, is he cute?

Speaker 6 (08:56):
He's kind of cute.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Okay, that's a good start. That's kind of good, kind
of a date.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
All right, Well, listen, if you have any hits, if
you have anything, let us know.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
I will. I definitely will.

Speaker 19 (09:09):
By the way, those sparkly shoes, vans, they are converse.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Oh, I have a van. I love pink litter.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Do you have any thoughts about your friend, Jamie Ronny thoughts.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
I want to hear him later in the car.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
So many conversations about these things.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Like what give us an interesting side?

Speaker 10 (09:25):
I mean, so, I'm not sure if we talked about
it in here or not. I think we did. But
she interacted with someone that she met on Instagram and
they were kind of going back and forth having a
conversation about something, and then it turned into a situation
where they both yelled at each other and then blocked
each other. Oh yeah, without ever meeting, without ever having
any type of real interaction, just based on messages. And
I was like, I'm gonna be honest, Jamie, I think

(09:45):
you're taking this stuff a little too seriously and reading
into things more than you should.

Speaker 11 (09:50):
So I think she needs to work on that part.
And then yeah, I blacked too quickly.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Here's a suggestion for you, Jamie. Hi brand didn't say
good morning to our Jamie going on.

Speaker 24 (10:00):
Good morning Jamie.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
How are you doing, Hi Brandon, how are you?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
I'm well, I'm fantastic as usual. What is what is
your suggestion for Jamie?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Well, you know, I've never been there personally, but I
know that Star Trek dating dot com exists and you
should check it out.

Speaker 26 (10:13):
Wait, the star Trek ready to take a trip to yours.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Probably were spoke ears or something weird.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Are you a king? I'm sure?

Speaker 24 (10:34):
What's that?

Speaker 18 (10:34):
Brandon's I should compliment their cosplaying and you're in there.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
You're god like cosplay.

Speaker 11 (10:42):
She goes to comic Con and Dad's attic.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Let me run. I love your show, guys, love talking
to mom.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Brandon, Thank you so much, Thank you very much. Oh boy,
I like that Star Wars Dating.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna see what the farmers for now.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Okay, it takes me.

Speaker 19 (11:05):
Garrett just found gluten free singles.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Gary, you're married for me. I'm looking for Jamie. I
mean she's trying anything.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
I don't care. I'll try it all right. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I think you should take some gluten for you guys show.
I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.

Speaker 27 (11:25):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, And.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Good morning Ashley. Why are you up so early? What
are you doing?

Speaker 21 (11:43):
I have a bit of a problem.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Okay, what do you have a problem? Actually tell us,
let us help you.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (11:49):
So I'm in a wedding in about four weeks, and
I left my bridesmaids dress out on my dresser to
remind myself I needed to take it to.

Speaker 17 (11:59):
The tailor to get hens.

Speaker 25 (12:01):
So I went to work.

Speaker 21 (12:03):
I left her work.

Speaker 25 (12:04):
I work about an hour and a half away from
my house, so I have no chance of getting back
home really quick.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
What happened?

Speaker 25 (12:10):
I got to work and I log into our living
room camera just to check on our dog, like I
normally do, and I see something on the living room floor.
So I'm listening to the camera kind of trying to
figure out where she's coming from. And I zoom in
and I realized that she got a hold of my
bridesmaid's dress.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
What do you mean she got a hold of it? No,
what does that mean? She got a hold of your
bridesmaid dress?

Speaker 25 (12:36):
So basically, she took it off of my dresser, carried
it down the stairs into the living room, and started
playing with it like it was a toy.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Aw, that's so cute. What's your dog's name? My dog's
name is Rogue.

Speaker 19 (12:55):
So what does it look like now?

Speaker 25 (12:58):
Not a dress anymore?

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Well, you did say you have four weeks. Is that
enough time to get it together? I mean it's going
to be costly, but you're the bridesmaid. You're expected to
be there with that dress on.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Right.

Speaker 25 (13:09):
Yep, I'm not sure how I could pull this one off.

Speaker 23 (13:13):
Have you called a completely dress?

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Have you called the bride?

Speaker 25 (13:17):
Not yet?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah? You know, she has a lot of things.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
She's dealing with, like flowers that aren't being delivered and
oh my god, they don't have the right potatoes, you know,
stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yes, now she needs a bridesmaid. I'm sorry Rogue ate
my dress.

Speaker 11 (13:28):
How much was the dress?

Speaker 22 (13:31):
It was like two?

Speaker 28 (13:34):
All right?

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Well, well, you know what the good news is, Rogue
is a loving, a loving dog.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
And he really is.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
I guess this could be good for us. A lot
of people listening right now had something eaten by the dog.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
You know, Max, when he was a puppy used to
eat everything.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Now he doesn't. He just eats his food. He's really
good about that. That's he wouldn't eat my bridesmaid dress.
But you must have felt so helpless an hour and
a half away watching Rogue eating your dress, I was like,
what do you do?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Were you panicking? Were you screaming out loud screaming at
the camera.

Speaker 25 (14:06):
I think I went through my entire phone book to
see if someone could go to my house and help
me get save the dress.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
How big is rogue and what kind of dog is rogue?

Speaker 25 (14:18):
Rogue is a Rhodesian ridge back pounds.

Speaker 11 (14:23):
Yeah, very playful.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, yeah, isn't funny how they find a dress as
a toy.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
I feel like Rodesan ridgebacks are little thiefs, just in general.

Speaker 11 (14:32):
I had one steel a loaf of bread from me
and it was really funny, but just got to leave
it alone.

Speaker 21 (14:36):
She loves food.

Speaker 22 (14:37):
She loves food, do anything for food. Apparently she thought
my dress was food.

Speaker 19 (14:41):
Yeah, I think you're gonna have to call the dress
place and just you need to get that done.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
You're gonna have to forget a Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Sorry about that, you know, finding yourself in a helpless situation,
like an hour and a half away from home, my
dog is eating my.

Speaker 23 (14:56):
Dress and I'm watching the whole thing on cold No.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I know, but you still love rogue just as much,
don't you?

Speaker 22 (15:03):
Like it never even happened.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Yeah, see, I know, I know. Well, look, thanks for
your story. Best of luck.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
This is why I don't have cameras in my house.
Thank you, Ashley. I don't want to know what's going on.

Speaker 10 (15:13):
Oh I love those cameras, the pet cams, especially the
ones that shoot the treats.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah, we tried that. We had one SendUS. It's one
of those treat shooting cameras.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
The thing is ours was something was wrong. It was detective.
It would have shot a hole in a dog's head.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Was going to turn it down. It was like a rifle.
It was. It was like having an assassin in your
living room shooting at your dog. Where's Max He's hiding?

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Speaker 5 (16:38):
Well? Are there in the Morning Show?

Speaker 28 (16:42):
Go over some current topics?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Topics?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Look, you know what, you guys always have an invitation
to come in here. No matter how much you make
us laugh or how much you screw it up, you
always have a place here. Now you know, to be
coming on stage and singing, singing your songs? That would
really better try it out shout an entire stadium.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Goodbye everyone. By the way, I have an idea. Okay,
what do you guy? Let's hear it.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Look, you know, we love the story that you've shared
with us over the past year. And how with that said,
we get to know you guys even even better?

Speaker 5 (17:14):
But how well do you know each other? Is my question?

Speaker 29 (17:17):
I think we know each other pretty well. I think
well enough to win a game.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
See, here we go. Here's my idea for the show.
All welcome to know your bros. I like this. Oh,
I love the music.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
How well do the Jonas brothers know each other? They
think they know everything, but do.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
They one way to find out?

Speaker 7 (17:41):
All right, we're gonna pick from this hat of names.
The name chosen either Joe, Nick, or Kevin. You have
to go to a soundproof booth.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Okay, and then we're gonna.

Speaker 7 (17:53):
Talk about you and come back and see if your
bros know you as well as you think they know you.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
All right, sounds good? Which bro will be sequestered? The
se questioned bro is Joe Broo?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
All right?

Speaker 16 (18:05):
Joe, Joe Pete.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I wish it was Kevin or Nick. I don't want
to to Oh you know, we can't all this. We're
about to close the computer really take over the show.
All right, welcome to know you're bro. So we're gonna do.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions about Joe,
and you tell us your answers, and we're gonna see
if his answer matches.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Matches. It's like the Newlywed game that we ripped off.
I don't know if you're yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 29 (18:35):
Anytime I have to write things down on paper and
show it to people get very nervous.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
About my it's you.

Speaker 29 (18:41):
The spelling is I used to get that like shortened
spelling list in school.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Nice spell cat see just kidding. Okay, First question about Joe,
how will he answer this question. Who was Joe's first kiss?

Speaker 17 (18:58):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (19:01):
They tell us out loud to write, I think they do. Yeah,
do you know just the first name?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
You don't?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
You know?

Speaker 28 (19:07):
I say it out loud?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yeah, say it a loud. Oh yeah, we're radio down,
we're on the radio.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Right.

Speaker 28 (19:14):
I think it was this girl named Becca Becca, somebody named.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Who do you think? Aj? All right?

Speaker 7 (19:22):
All right, so he will say, you're hoping one of
you will match one of his first kiss will be
a j I'm sure Beckett.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Was a nice girl. A j A nice, nice guy.
All right, let's see. Do I have an old list? Okay?
How old was Joe when he lost his virginity and
took off the purity ring? At what age?

Speaker 18 (19:44):
No?

Speaker 28 (19:45):
The answer that question. The answer is third thirty.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Lost his virginity at thirty. All right, now you may
have a match.

Speaker 28 (19:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Okay, Okay, we have those written down and someone writing
all these. All right, we're playing a game here called
check your printer. All right, I had the problem. I
didn't I didn't have the approved list. Oops. Okay, someone
facts it to you. Okay, Boomer, it's a printer. Okay,

(20:29):
what would Joe say? Is the weirdest thing he's ever
ordered at a restaurant. Oh yeah, oh no, we're going,
We're going. We have the same answer.

Speaker 29 (20:40):
It's a tiger pause, God, tiger pause, Yes, you heard me? Correct,
which he which he actually did not understand what he
was ordering.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Tiger prawns, and he misread it and thought he was
ordering tiger.

Speaker 28 (20:54):
But he also didn't think he was eating an endangered animal.
Just be clear. He just thought it was a creative
name for something else.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
There's plenty of tigers out there, and this wasn't at
the Olive Bard Center.

Speaker 29 (21:07):
And the real, the real joke in this is he's
fake allergic. When I say fake allergic, is he has
a mental allergy to shrimp.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
You want to talk.

Speaker 29 (21:17):
Also have a mental allergy to pretty much all fruit,
especially bananas.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
How about tiger? All right?

Speaker 7 (21:23):
If he wasn't doing this, what would Joe want to
do as his profession?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Hmmm? This meaning being a Jonas brother or music performing music? Yeah,
that's very broad, because I know it really isn't.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Then you don't know you want to be maybe I
mean a male carrier.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Or want to say, maybe a chef. He likes to cook. Okay,
all right, all.

Speaker 28 (21:47):
Right, I'm gonna a median comedian.

Speaker 29 (21:50):
I'm gonna yeah that, or I'm going to say one
of the other Kevin Instagram thought.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
Okay, all right, now you it is his text. What
is Joe's favorite emoji? What emoji does he use the most?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
In your opinion?

Speaker 28 (22:06):
His favorite emoji?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
He's more of a gift guy, Yeah he is.

Speaker 28 (22:09):
But if he if he's doing emojis, he likes the.

Speaker 29 (22:14):
He likes the face that sideways with the like the
laughing like, like the weird one.

Speaker 28 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably. I just don't know how to
draw that.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I'm not a good artist.

Speaker 17 (22:26):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
All right, locked in the answer. What is Joe most
scared of? Avril Levin? Okay, is that true? You know
the abri Levine story.

Speaker 29 (22:44):
He used to he had recurring nightmares the Avril Lavine
was gonna come and kill him as a kid, not
even kidding.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
So what did I do?

Speaker 29 (22:50):
We shared a room at this time in bunk beds,
so above his bed when he woke up in the morning,
I had a giant poster printed above his bed of
staring down at him.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I think that's a lie. What do you think he's
most scared of?

Speaker 30 (23:04):
Most scared of diseases.

Speaker 28 (23:07):
He's a yeah, he's a hypochondriac.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
So disease does he you know illness? Yeah? Okay, I
don't know how.

Speaker 29 (23:14):
Really, what it is is he's afraid of web MD.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Okay, all right, yeah, okay, lock in your answers. Next question,
the guy.

Speaker 19 (23:21):
That has everything, like as soon as he has a symptom,
he has everything.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Correct, all right, I'm sick, I'm dying. I'm dead. By
the way, you're listening to uh know your bro and
uh so that without Joe.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Joe's in the is in the soundproof booth, which I
didn't know we had one of those.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
I think that's fabulous. Every home needs one. It's kind
of creepy. He's listening to us right now. No, no,
and he can't be and Kevin and Nick are answering
the question. So there.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
If I asked you, yeah, sorry, if I asked Joe,
who is your favorite brother?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Well, this is a rude question. That's easy, it is, okay.

Speaker 28 (23:57):
Probably Frankie, all right, answer even though we know it's me.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah, it's probably.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Cordon.

Speaker 19 (24:04):
Ask you guys one of these questions and then you
wind up eating some nasty.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
Disgusting guess what nothing nasty to hear? Next question, in
Joe's opinion, what will he say is his most irritating habit?
The habit he does that irritates the living crap out
of everyone.

Speaker 28 (24:20):
It doesn't irritate me. I think it's endearing.

Speaker 30 (24:22):
But I I know that that the answer will be this,
which is that he does this thing with his hands
when it's excited. So I'll say it's the hand thing
that sounds the hand thing inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
I've got one more that also irritates everybody.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
I'm going to ask Joe what food does he enjoy
most that comes from the can?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
What canned food does.

Speaker 28 (24:44):
Seem today this canned food situation.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
I would say tuna, tuna, Okay, tuna.

Speaker 28 (24:50):
He's going to struggle to think of one that's in
a can.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yes, that's that's very funny. That's the next answer, struggled
to think of.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
Okay, okay. If he's rules, then you get the point, Nick,
You got that all right? Back to the jingle, and let's.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Bring in Joe's all right, we'll bring it in Joe.
Joe has been in a soundproof booth and they put
my headphone on.

Speaker 20 (25:12):
You guys, don't talk.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yes, it's yes. So what did you have a good
time in the soundproof booth?

Speaker 16 (25:18):
Yeah, they have a collection of cereals in there and
they we were talking about their ceial podcast and Greg
who works in our management company anywhere get back to
the game connoisseur and yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Anyway, well, oh you know what that that should have
been another do what do you want to know about it? Okay, okay, Joe,
pretend you're right here. Nick and Kevin? What is Joe?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
No?

Speaker 7 (25:38):
No, you can keep your headphones on. What is Joe's
favorite cereal?

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Joe's favorite cereal? Does he have one?

Speaker 28 (25:45):
Joe's favorite cereal? Life Cereal?

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah? Life, Joe? Is your favorite cereal? Cinnamon line? I'm
talking to you, Joe, Joe, Joe, what is your favorite cereal?

Speaker 28 (25:55):
Um? He heard us say. He's not going to say.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
I have my ears plugged and Joe was listening to
you a favor. I usually I go for Cinement too. Scrunch.
Oh it's yeah, yeah, here we go. Yeah they approve.
Here's what we did.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
We asked your bros questions about you to see how
will they know you?

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Okay, let's see, let's start with this one. What are
you most scared of Joe Elvin. All right, that was
way too.

Speaker 19 (26:31):
Fast, was going to kill you as a kid. But
I don't how that happened.

Speaker 28 (26:35):
That sounded rehearsed.

Speaker 16 (26:36):
You guys spoke all right, Oh my god, well it's spiders.

Speaker 29 (26:40):
But if you asked me like ten years twenty years ago,
i'd be able.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Levine.

Speaker 16 (26:44):
About ten years old, I had a dream that she
came and and killed my entire family.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (26:50):
Okay, but we met her. We met, but I will
say we met her years later.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
It's very nice. We tour with her. It's all good.

Speaker 16 (26:58):
But I know they right as the tour started in
my bunk, they decorated with pictures.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Of freak me out. All right, there you go.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
So we have a match, April Levine, all right, look back,
way way back.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
The first name of your first kiss, the first name,
what did I name? The first kiss of the person?

Speaker 7 (27:22):
The name of the first person you kissed, kid kissing
your mom first like first person, the first person, the
name of the person you first kissed.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
That's the question. A thank you, Kevin, I do believe
I got that. What did you say? I said?

Speaker 29 (27:41):
I thought it was I wish poor pissed off.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
No, it's just I was a late bloomer to kissing.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Okay, doing the slope. That leads to our next question.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Speaker 28 (28:00):
How old am I?

Speaker 31 (28:01):
Twenty?

Speaker 5 (28:02):
I was, No, that's it, that was your he's thirty.
Oh wow, it was an hour ago. It was like
an hour ago. Well, we have a match thirty What
did you say? I said, twenty two?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Guys ouch, anyway, you could google it all right?

Speaker 7 (28:24):
Next, all right, Joe, We asked Kevin and Nick, what
would Joe say, is the weirdest thing he's ever ordered
at a restaurant?

Speaker 16 (28:37):
Tiger prowns Tiger Paul Tiger pause?

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Yeah, but cool? And you actually thought you're ordering Tiger Paul?
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (28:45):
It was our first nice restaurant and I saw it
on the menu and I got excited. It was years
years ago. I would never order that. Just putting it
out there, I.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Gotta say, halfway through the game, the bros and each
other picture of this is like, oh, I was like,
I'll have your I think that menu, I'll have your
funnest tiger pause? Please? How are they prepared? Have they braived?

Speaker 16 (29:08):
And then it comes out and I'm allergic to prons.
So that was awkward.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Are you really allergic or you think you're allergic? It
sounds like you talk to my brothers. Huh do you
do you actually blow it up and turn red?

Speaker 16 (29:21):
Let's find out you would you like to find out
on our show today.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Let's try it? Okay?

Speaker 7 (29:25):
The next question we asked, we asked and Kevin, if
Joe wasn't doing music for a living, what would he
be doing as his profession?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
And your answer is what I would. They would definitely
hire me to take over this show for sure. Second
of all, either comedy or working with animals. Comedy your comedian,
except comedian, I said Instagram thought I'm already that Kevin. Wow,

(29:55):
you know you don't use them a lot.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
We want to find out what is your What is
your favorite moji that you use the most more than
other emojis?

Speaker 16 (30:02):
When you use smirking emoji?

Speaker 29 (30:08):
Didn't want to get smirky, didn't the one that's like
the crazy crazy.

Speaker 28 (30:12):
I didn't answer this one, so I think that I
get the point.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yakay, all right, that's that's how tests work.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Let's find out I got. We asked Kevin and Nick,
who is Joe's favorite brother?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
And your answer is done? They both said, but.

Speaker 19 (30:35):
Next that it's really him.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
It's franky, all right.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
We asked them what you would say if we asked you,
what is your most irritating habit?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
About them?

Speaker 18 (30:46):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yours? About you? What do you? What do you do
do you think is most irritating?

Speaker 32 (30:50):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (30:50):
What do I do that's most irritating? Probably not paying
attention to them when they're talking them on my phone
or something that's actually great.

Speaker 28 (31:00):
Point Yeah, and answer, how does that make you feel?

Speaker 7 (31:09):
They actually both agreed on this irritating habit at the
same time.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Go ahead, tell he's mad now, yeah, not mad?

Speaker 28 (31:18):
What do you got.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
The hand thing? Spit it out the hand thing? What's
the hand thing?

Speaker 28 (31:24):
Excited?

Speaker 5 (31:25):
When I get excited? Yeah, thats my most that you
guys don't like about me? Interesting? Conscious about Elvis? Did
you just break up the band again? Yes? Wow, I
was a kid.

Speaker 16 (31:41):
I'd get when I get really excited in my hand
I start playing the drums with my hands.

Speaker 19 (31:44):
My son ad he gets really excited.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, did you hang out? You should start a club?

Speaker 7 (31:51):
And finally, finally, uh, is there a food that you
prefer from a can. What canned food do you love
the most.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Hand food?

Speaker 18 (32:03):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (32:09):
And what was what was my answer was the answer
that I was gonna say, can't, Like can't We're gonna
struggle to think.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
And there you go yours.

Speaker 19 (32:23):
How with the hyper before he just put emergency in
a bottle.

Speaker 16 (32:30):
I was had all that cereal that's expired in there,
and then I was looking for vitamin C.

Speaker 29 (32:36):
Everyone for everyone at home that's listening to the other
or in their car. Nick is legitimately dying over the
he didn't funny. I know Nick would sayd tuna fish,
but not for that.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Was our second answer.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
By the way, that microphone you're using is a conduit
for disease keeps in the mind.

Speaker 11 (32:52):
I know, microphone.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I've been hand sanitizing my lips this whole time.

Speaker 27 (33:00):
Good morning, This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
All right, I want you to meet someone. I hope
you can understand. Her name is Maddie. Is this Maddie? Yes? Okay, cool,
so Maddie. She sounds a little strange. She has her
mouth wired shut. Yeah, why is your mouth wired shut?

Speaker 22 (33:41):
Jaw surgery?

Speaker 17 (33:43):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Something for someone who has her mouth wired shut. I
can understand everything you said. So she had corrective jaw surgery.

Speaker 19 (33:52):
So does that mean that everything you eat has to
be like blended in a blender.

Speaker 26 (33:56):
Yeah, basically even a soup.

Speaker 19 (34:00):
What he's eating a lot of soup, that's all I got.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Watch up. I had this done.

Speaker 31 (34:05):
If you remember, a couple of years ago, I had
what they call orthognathic surgery where they repositioned my jaws.
It's the same thing it is. I'm telling you, I
know what you're going through. God bless you for calling
in and being able to talk.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
Really what.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
You say, I trusted it and.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Talk we made.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Can you imagine? Can you imagine this is a great.

Speaker 19 (34:34):
Weight loss thing?

Speaker 18 (34:35):
Though?

Speaker 19 (34:35):
Yeah, nature, jewel wires shutting. Everything's like soup, and you're
getting to lose.

Speaker 11 (34:39):
Don't get back into those pants.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
If my if my jaw was wire shot, I would
drink melted ice cream. I would drink chocolate shakes all day.

Speaker 31 (34:48):
I remember when I was going to have it done,
the doctor said, hey, you could take any food that
your family's having, put it in a blender and grind
it up and drink it. And I'm like, that's so disgusting.
But after a while that is a pretty good idea.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Let me have your question. Didn't Kanye do a song
with his mouth? Yeah? Graper Kenny Kenny then to Kanye
with his mouth wide show the ryot man too much
stuff from hot right now? Sounds pretty goods get all

(35:23):
right now?

Speaker 7 (35:25):
See I mean after a while, you can actually learn
how to form your mouth.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Into a way that sn't have feel right. It makes
people understand.

Speaker 14 (35:32):
You, right by Kanye?

Speaker 5 (35:34):
So where are you from?

Speaker 22 (35:36):
I'm from Philly.

Speaker 11 (35:41):
Somewhere Philly.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Can you say, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle
pepper alone?

Speaker 5 (35:56):
If you have to on?

Speaker 33 (35:57):
Yeah, so good, have some talking about it, because you
what you do is you grit your teeth harder to
try and keep your mouth closed so you don't pulling
everything out.

Speaker 19 (36:14):
What about sneezing.

Speaker 22 (36:17):
Myself?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
What do you do to yourself?

Speaker 11 (36:20):
Stop yourself?

Speaker 19 (36:23):
Than one of us on the show?

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Got it? We could come in and.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Good luck and so how long do you have to
have your your mouth wired shut?

Speaker 21 (36:32):
Six weeks?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Six weeks?

Speaker 19 (36:36):
I think my husband would be excited if I couldn't
talk for six weeks talking.

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Or look, the best of luck to you, thanks for
listening to us. It's been a joy speaking with you.

Speaker 14 (36:47):
Thank you so much what.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
You're getting her through it.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
You're like a wired shut interpreter.

Speaker 11 (36:55):
I got this.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Listening to us.

Speaker 19 (36:58):
What your dad when you do your dad's yes, God,
bless my dad's soul.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
I mean, don't, dude, Hey dad, what we're doing for dinner?
What do you want for.

Speaker 18 (37:14):
What?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Open your mouth.

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Speaker 27 (37:43):
Crutch, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Hey danielle uh gandhi?

Speaker 11 (37:55):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Do you remember?

Speaker 7 (37:56):
Okay, you're still there? Gandhi Daniel Back in your dating day,
did you ever date someone merely because they were a
fixer upper?

Speaker 11 (38:06):
Oh, that's a goal of mine. It hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 10 (38:08):
Get what, Most people like date are pretty useless at
that stuff. But I just want someone to be able
to like fix my bed frame and hang up something.

Speaker 11 (38:14):
On a wall.

Speaker 17 (38:15):
Please.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
No, No, that's not what a fixer upper is.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
A fixer upper is someone who needs help and you
It's like it's like taking home a stray dog or project.
It's a project. That's the word that's me. It's like
if you watch HGTV, people go out and spend a
little bit of money on a house that needs a
lot of fixing up.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Yeah, well that's the same thing about it. Let's say
you date a guy who he's a quote unquote fixer upper.
He wears the wrong shoes, his T shirt and necks
are stretched out. Yeah you've seen the commercial. You know
what I'm saying. But you just know you're attracted to
people because they are fixer upper.

Speaker 19 (38:49):
Do you think I could call Chip and Joanna Gaines and.

Speaker 11 (38:53):
Dating like flip this guy.

Speaker 7 (38:55):
Well, I know that would be dating him, making him
cool and then he leaves you.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
You know what to do that.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
But I'm saying, yeah, there are a lot of people
and I have friends who do this. They love fixer uppers.
They love, as Danielle so so accurately calls them projects.
The problem with the project is it's a lot of work,
and you're also trying to do something changing someone. It's
not always good.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
And plus I.

Speaker 19 (39:18):
Feel like once you change them, they're going to see
how good they are now and they're going to leave you.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Exactly. That's the flipping. That's called flipping. Slipping flipping based
house fixing up.

Speaker 10 (39:30):
So I have dated projects and then when we broke up,
they fixed everything, and now I'm like, oh, really cool,
I'm really glad.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
You changed all of that after we broke up.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Get sure, all right?

Speaker 7 (39:38):
So I want to get into that, if you don't mind,
I want to hear from someone who has like a
fixer up story, because I want to try to talk
fixer uppers out of doing this, because I don't think
you should do it. First of all, changing, you know,
dating someone to change them is just you're out of
the gate. You're just causing problems. Yeah, And secondly, you
know you should date someone because of what they.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Have already on board that you like, Right, they're already
pre wired for you.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Yes, you know what I'm saying, But why is it
some people need fixer uppers? I mean, what's the psychological reason?
Do we know why?

Speaker 11 (40:10):
It makes them feel good?

Speaker 5 (40:12):
It makes them feel talk about that, like you think that.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
You can add so much value to somebody's life, Like, Oh,
I'm going to be the hero in this situation and
we're going to turn it all around.

Speaker 11 (40:19):
You're gonna get your life on track. It's going to
be all because of me. And it's it doesn't work.

Speaker 19 (40:23):
What makes us think that we're so great that we
can go fix somebody like you know what, I have
enough narcissists with myself that I don't need to go
fix somebody else.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
So right, it's an it's a narcissic thing to do,
narcissisticistic thing to do.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
I can't talk to it, you know what I'm saying,
nowhere near email it.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
So there are there are psychological things at play when
you're trying to fix someone up.

Speaker 13 (40:44):
Well, I was just listening to an audible book about this,
and God to hit the nail on the head. You
want that challenge and you want to be able to
make that person what you want them to be.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Right, It's not supposed to be like and another thing,
you know, if the fixer upper data. This applies to
everyone because I remember I was in high cool and
I was dating someone who I was trying to fix
right them, we just TACKI dresser.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
So I tried. I did my best to try to
help that out.

Speaker 19 (41:11):
You know, I had a guy who used to tell me,
you know, you could dress a little more sexy, you
could do this, you could do that. And it didn't
last long because I was like, really, I'm not comfortable
like that. That's not me, So not gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
Yeah, So I guess that's the evils of fixing up.
So anyway, yeah, scary.

Speaker 35 (41:27):
So what is the difference between a fixer up er
versus a person who's just set.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
In their ways and you'll never change them? Well, I don't.
I don't know. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
If you're going to date someone to fix them up,
you're playing with problems there.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Yeah, this is true. Hello, Emily, how are you?

Speaker 24 (41:44):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Good? How are you doing very well? Thank you for listening.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
All right, So, uh, your good friends started dating like
three years ago and one of them was the fixer upper, right, yes, okay, describe,
describe them quickly. If you could just describe what needed
fixing on this person.

Speaker 14 (42:00):
Sure, it's as super nice guy, but dressed horribly, had
like shaggy hair, like unnoticeable. Three years later, you like
used to wear cargo pants. Now he wears like skinny jeans.
He has a hair person that he goes to.

Speaker 22 (42:14):
He's totally different.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Wow, this is a perfect example of someone who's been
fixed up.

Speaker 32 (42:18):
Right, I have thought of them immediately.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Okay, So what happened in their relationship three years after
she started fixing him up.

Speaker 14 (42:26):
Well, he's like a lot more confident now and into
his looks and then there's still dating.

Speaker 11 (42:31):
So it's good. It worked out.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
This is a success story.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
It's working out.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Sometimes badfire, I'm sorry what.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Sometimes in badfire?

Speaker 19 (42:38):
But not because they leave you, but because they become
so obsessed with their looks now that they don't pay
as much attention to you.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
There is that.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
So Emily, your friend, the woman who fixed up the guy,
I mean, does she does he ever thank her?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (42:51):
You know what, in the very beginning, I look like,
you know, I didn't really care about my apparents, and
now thanks to you, I mean, is there an appreciation there?

Speaker 5 (42:59):
Oh?

Speaker 32 (42:59):
Yeah. Yeah, he's kind of whipped like by her, I
get it. So yeah, he's very grateful that she transforms him,
and she's even prouder. She like carries a picture of
him like from before they started dating.

Speaker 15 (43:14):
And so that's so weird you have seen before and
after all right, but yeah, this sounds like this sounds
like a success story.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
It sounds like they work together.

Speaker 18 (43:26):
So they do work to wait.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
You know, all right, well, thank you. I like a
good success story.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
Thank you, Emily, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Thank you. Hello, Lindsey, good morning.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
How are you.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
I'm doing well. Now you seem to only attract fix
her uppers.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Really, yes, it's the story of my life.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
No, what do you mean to describe the typical person
you attract?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Well, they have no direction, they don't really aren't really
sure what they want to do with their life. They
make some poor choices, they may don't really know what
they want to do, and their confidence is not.

Speaker 18 (44:05):
There at all.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Why you're describing Gandhiyah.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
So I get really excited because I want I'm a
teacher and so I want people to believe in themselves.
So you know, it becomes my mission or these guys
to believe that they can do whatever they want, and
I want to help them find a job that works
for them.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
You know, Lindsay, you can actually trace this back to
when you're probably a little girl, where you you always
wanted to fix people's problems.

Speaker 27 (44:35):
It's a good idea, it's a follow you know.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I'm very emotional when i feel like I'm not being
successful in that type of.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
Really wow, See this goes back to what Danielle was
saying earlier. A lot of people like to fix people
up because it makes them feel better about themselves. I
don't know, but at least you're aware of it, Lindsay.
You know that's it's a cool thing. But sometimes I
guess something's not working out with someone that you're fixing up.
You need to stop and go whoa, I see what
I'm doing here. I'm failing anyway. Look, you keep doing
it though. I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting

(45:11):
to help people be great at what they're doing, as
long as you don't insult them. You know, you know exactly,
dressed like a dress like you, dressed like I'll wear enough.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
You know, all right, Lizzie, thank you so much. I
switched job and I have a longer commute, and this
brightens my day every single day listening. Follow you, so
thank you for what you do.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Thank you Sweet Jesus for longer commute. Love that all right, Lizzie,
thank you for listening. We got to run.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I have a great day you too.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Finally we got to talk to Crystal. Hi, Crystal, Hi,
so morning.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
I'm so excited I get to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Guys.

Speaker 23 (45:49):
I listen to you every boy.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Well, thank you. We're excited that you're listening.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
And second of all, I'm excited you called because you're
the You're the other side, You're the one that everyone
always wanted to fix.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Right, Yes, that is correct.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
Now what do you mean, No, you can sit here
and admit on the radio that you were the person
they wanted to fix.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Like what do they want to fix?

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Well, I guess everybody thought they solved better, more potential
than me. Like I had one X that got me
involved volunteering fire and rescue, which was fine and dandy
and all, but sometimes you've got to have the drive
to want to do it, which I did the fireside.

Speaker 18 (46:25):
It was so exciting, but at the.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
Same time, you know, I wasn't really as into it.
He used to have me go suba diving, which was fun,
but it wasn't me, you know.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
And well, so what I don't understand? What was he
trying to fix? You don't sound like someone who.

Speaker 8 (46:41):
Needs fixing because he thought that that I could do
better with my life and be a better person.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Hold, do you think you should have been a better person?
That sounds like his problem, not yours, right right?

Speaker 13 (46:56):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (46:57):
I thought I was fine, you know he was. It's like, oh,
I was his co pilot and wanted he wanted me
to be his co pilot because he flew an airplane.
And I'm just like, well, it's wrong with just just
you know, hanging out, just enjoying things. But now he
wanted me to be bigger and better.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I mean, listen to what's going on here, Crystal.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
You're saying that you're the one people tried to fix,
but they were the ones who needed fixing.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
You're fine, you know what. Here's the thing, and we've
all been through this. You're choosing the wrong people to date,
people that want to change you to make themselves feel better.
Screw that. You deserve better than that girl.

Speaker 8 (47:27):
Seriously, Well, well thank you all, I'm now engaged to
a wonderful man.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Change him, it's all wrong. No, so no he so
he likes you and what you're into and everything.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Everything's on the right the right.

Speaker 18 (47:42):
Road, right right, Yes, that is correct.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
There you go, well listen, so that's good. See see.

Speaker 10 (47:48):
Look, but this is like a tricky thing because they
always say you want to date somebody who pushes you
to do better, right, And then if somebody pushes you
too much, are they trying to change you? Because sometimes
you see a diamond in the rough and you're like,
oh yeah, there's potential.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Uncle in a relationship.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
You know, you meet someone you love what you see
in the beginning, and then you try to change those
things you loved and then they changed from what they were,
and then you don't like them anymore.

Speaker 11 (48:07):
What's the points everyone should be single?

Speaker 15 (48:11):
Say that again, this is why everyone should be single.

Speaker 19 (48:13):
Oh my gosh, half the things so that you thought
were so cute and the little things you know whatever
in the beginning of the relationship by they and you're like,
you're driving me crazy.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
I know, I know, but that's you know what, when
you start to learn about yourself through how you're trying
to change someone else.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
That's when the growth happens.

Speaker 7 (48:33):
So when you're having a conflict with someone, it's good
to stop down and go Okay, why am I all
but hurt over this? This is something I need to
think about concerning me. Maybe I'm in the wrong here. Wow,
I would never admit that out loud.

Speaker 27 (48:54):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones happens.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
All right, Garrett, what do you have for set today?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
So Amy wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Robert. Now,
Dad thinks Amy's been working at a summer job for
the last few weeks, so she thought, hey, now would
be a good time to play a phone tap on him.
Why don't we call dad as the principal from summer
school saying hey, your daughter hasn't been attending summer school.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Where is she gone? Right, let's see what happens. Hello phone, Hi,
I'm looking for Robert Flawdnaire.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
My name is George Feeney.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I am one of the assistant principles at Zeer Academy. Yep,
we haven't seen Amy, so we just wanted to make
sure that you guys are okay.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
She's okay. You haven't you think you haven't seen Amy.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yes, she was supposed to report about three weeks ago.
We haven't seen her, and we're just wondering if she
would like to attend senior year this coming year.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
She's not going to summer school.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
She's working.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
She did fail biology, causing her to go to summer
school this year.

Speaker 36 (49:58):
In order to tell me that she failed any classes,
she said that everything was fine.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Oh boy, wow, all right. Most importantly she's okay though,
right yeah, everything, Well.

Speaker 17 (50:08):
She's not gonna be okay after I talk to her
from what I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Hey, shut up over there.

Speaker 36 (50:14):
What she's telling her right now is h that she
was working and then nothing was a probably with school,
like you know, is there any way she can make
this up?

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Is she just failed.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Already or the final is coming up within the next weekend?
I mean, she can take it.

Speaker 17 (50:29):
No sense of responsibility, man, put that down.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
I'll do it later. I'm coming back. Let me take
care of this phone call, sir.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I see that you're busy, and you know your daughter's
education is just as important to me right now, So
do you believe that she'll she'll.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Be here or she'll be there she'll be there. Great,
So we will see you bright and early tomorrow.

Speaker 37 (50:50):
You'll be there if I have it myself, all right, Amy,
Oh my god, let's call your dad back in like
couple of minutes and just act like you have no
idea what's going on?

Speaker 17 (51:03):
I mean, I can do it. Three lay call.

Speaker 18 (51:05):
I'll get a three reay call from my phone.

Speaker 17 (51:06):
And you can hear it.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Do that and I'll just sit back and record it
from here.

Speaker 37 (51:09):
Okay, okay, when you're failing?

Speaker 23 (51:13):
What is going on?

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (51:16):
I don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
How are you gonna tell me not to worry about it?

Speaker 18 (51:19):
Are you gonna tell me what?

Speaker 28 (51:19):
You're gonna fail out of school?

Speaker 21 (51:20):
You're supposed to be a smart one here.

Speaker 17 (51:22):
You want to work construction with me?

Speaker 28 (51:24):
Is that what you want to do?

Speaker 5 (51:25):
What the hell are you doing with yourself?

Speaker 25 (51:27):
Hold on one second now?

Speaker 31 (51:28):
Won don't you mean?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Hold on with second?

Speaker 10 (51:30):
I don't want to hold on?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Why are you school?

Speaker 18 (51:32):
Why are you not.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
Going to school?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Why are you going to summer school? You didn't tell
me you had summer school. You didn't tell me you
were failing. Now you don't know what I'm talking.

Speaker 12 (51:39):
I just had a call from your principal calling me
telling me that you're supposed to be there and you're not.

Speaker 17 (51:44):
I didn't know you were supposed to be there in
the first place, damn it.

Speaker 18 (51:47):
Like, what the hell are you doing with your life?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
I wish you could come down here.

Speaker 18 (51:50):
To site with me and brust a couple of rocks,
a couple of two.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Right boards around, see how you're feeling about it. I
kne deep in all day to provide you something.

Speaker 37 (51:58):
You're supposed to be a small one and you're not
going to school, you know, and now here you are
get away.

Speaker 38 (52:03):
Wait one second, I'm gonna try those in the seven
and a half and in eight both.

Speaker 18 (52:07):
Okay, Look what are you doing?

Speaker 34 (52:09):
Amy?

Speaker 19 (52:09):
Who you're talking to?

Speaker 18 (52:10):
Rand? You're shopping?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
You're shopping and failing school.

Speaker 17 (52:14):
Where where the hell.

Speaker 36 (52:15):
Does this money come from?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
What are you doing?

Speaker 25 (52:18):
I brought some money from your wallet.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
You're steering money from me.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Robert, Robert, my name is Garret from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. And you just got a phone tap
by your daughter though I got phone tap.

Speaker 23 (52:33):
Yeah, get your video.

Speaker 17 (52:37):
Right, I'm trying, right, I got phone tap. That's good
with Elvis Duran. Phone tap.

Speaker 34 (52:46):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
participation the.

Speaker 27 (52:50):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the
morning show.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
So let's turn our attention to senior executive Straight Nate.

Speaker 24 (53:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
So, straight Nate had a conversation that I overheard, and
I just want to tell you, I think you're wrong.
Just because you see something on TV doesn't mean it's
easy to do this thing.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Yeah, tell them what you said. Oh well, I.

Speaker 13 (53:15):
Just feel I've seen it so much on TV. And
I saw someone riding a horse and I figured that
looks so easy. I feel like I would be really
good at riding a horse. I've seen like Westerns, I've
seen Lord of the Rings they rode horses and that.
I've seen the Kentucky Derby. I just feel like it's
not that hard. No, I'm serious, it doesn't seem that hard.

(53:36):
Like you grab the reins and it's like whoa boy,
and that clicking thing.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
They're like, yeah, that clicking thing. Yeah, I don't think
it's that hot. Okay, let me tell you something.

Speaker 24 (53:46):
It is.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
There are many factors.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Well, first of all, you need someone who really understands
horses to teach you, and then you can learn. You
also need a great horse.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
That you know. Some horses you can't learn on.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Look.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
I know because I ride horses. Well I used to,
but I used to ride them every day. But it
was easy, though, wasn't it. Well No, I mean, if if.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Everything lined up and you had someone there to help
you that was really smart, they can help you figure
it out. And then if you had a great horse
that you connected with, then it's easy.

Speaker 11 (54:12):
But there's like a relationship.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Yeah, those planets have to line up. It's not easy.

Speaker 13 (54:16):
I just feel like I learned from observation, and I've
seen it on TV so much. I feel like I'd
be really good at it. And yeah, see alone in
this think of it this way. You know my dog Max.
Imagine he was, you know, eight feet tall, and you
could get on him and ride him.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Do you think that'd be easy because you know him? Well,
I mean I've never seen anybody ride a dog. That's
the difference.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Well, no, But the thing is they're animals. It isn't
like getting on a bicycle. They're living, breathing animals that
react to the things.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
The dog might be a challenge, I'll give you that.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
Well, emotions and triggers and you can't do around them.
Like every horse has a different personality, you got to
be careful.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Yeah, someone just sent a text. I've had horses for
fifteen years. Haha, Nate, you're funny.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
Give me.

Speaker 13 (55:01):
They do it on beaches in like Costa Rica. It's
not that hard.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
I've never Those horses are trained and they are gentle.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
I even I stand by my comment.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
Okay, okay, So the point is this not just specifically horses.
You we all think that we see something on TV
and it's easy. It's not like Gandhi for instance.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
What do you have?

Speaker 10 (55:21):
Oh, I'm possible I could commit the perfect murder and
know whatever?

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Now, what have you learned off TV? I guess SUV
or whatever. I don't know. It's to you.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
What have you learned on TV that makes you think
you could commit the perfect murder? It looks easy.

Speaker 10 (55:38):
So it looks easy, but I feel like they're the
key to the perfect murder is doing it by yourself.
You cannot involve one other person. You can't talk about it,
you can't write about it, you can't text about.

Speaker 11 (55:49):
It careful with your Google searches.

Speaker 10 (55:51):
You just have to like really commit and be all
in and by yourself, and then you know what, maybe
you wear shoes that are the wrong size. Maybe explain
it because if they're looking for footprints, and then they're like, oh,
this killer was a sorrys twelve, ha ha, Sorry, I'm
a six.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
You're a six. By the way, if.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
The shoe doesn't fit, you must que.

Speaker 11 (56:12):
Yeah, exactly, I would be able to do it.

Speaker 10 (56:14):
I wouldn't do it, but it's just a skill I have,
so people shouldn't mess with me.

Speaker 11 (56:17):
I want to put that out there.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
What about you, Daniel? What have you seen on TV
that makes you feel like you could do it? Because
it looks so easy.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
There is the zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 19 (56:25):
I am so gonna survive, Okay, So I has taught
me everything I need to know, Like what, Like.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Give me a couple of examples of how you think
you survived.

Speaker 19 (56:33):
You have to hit them in the head so that
they'll die. You gotta do that. So you have to
always have your weapon on you and at all times so.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
You're ready to go.

Speaker 11 (56:42):
You put the zombie.

Speaker 19 (56:43):
Blood on your body so that then when they smell you,
they smell themselves and they don't smell humans, so they
think that you're one of them, so you can walk
by their side. Brody, right, you can totally Brody and
I together.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
We're getting through a zombie.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Okay, so well you gotta keep in mind.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
But you are learning all these things from people who
are writing a TV show.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
What do they know about those things?

Speaker 11 (57:03):
No research?

Speaker 5 (57:05):
Okay, me?

Speaker 7 (57:07):
I think after watching this show I watch all the time.
I forgot the name of it, I think I.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Could really truly build a Blue Ribbon Award winning treehouse.
I really do. I think I have what it takes.
I've been watching that Treehouse Masters. What's it called. I
don't know, I've been watching. Yes, I've been watching it enough.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
I think I could actually engineering the right materials. I
think I could build a treehouse.

Speaker 19 (57:36):
Treehouses have running water so that you could totally live there.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
I'm gonna start with just a basic treehouse, but well
I'll have I'll have a rope on a bucket to
bring the water up. Okay, that's what I'm gonna Hell,
I'm gonna have all Right, let's go talk to Gina
online twenty four. What have you learned from TV? They
make it look so easy? Okay, so talk about it.
What show of there are several dancing shows. Which one

(58:01):
did you watch that made you feel like you can
learn how to dance easily?

Speaker 24 (58:05):
Any show, any show where someone hears some hip hop music,
they start waving.

Speaker 23 (58:09):
Their arms, and I like to think that I can
do it as well.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Let me tell you, I cannot.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
But they make it look easy, is what you're saying.

Speaker 24 (58:19):
Absolutely, they're just moving their arms to the rhythm.

Speaker 23 (58:23):
I cannot.

Speaker 19 (58:25):
I'm just picturing their waving their arms in the elect there.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
Okay, So Gina, let me ask you this, now, what
about riding a horse? You see people riding horses on
TV all the time. Do you think you could easily
ride a horse like like Nate thinks?

Speaker 15 (58:38):
No, I do not.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
You're smart.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
It's not easy. It's not that they make it look easy,
but it's not. All right, Gina, thank you. You go
dance like a badass, and thanks for listening to us.
A Line twenty three is Susie, Hi, Susie, So your
what's your thirteen year old's name?

Speaker 21 (58:55):
Kayln?

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Caitlyn Sokaitlyn's been.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Watching TV and it's been watching these, uh, these shows,
the drama shows, and now Caitlin believes she can perform.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
What a economy, economy, the heck is that?

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Yeah? What is that?

Speaker 14 (59:08):
I think?

Speaker 20 (59:09):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Like?

Speaker 17 (59:09):
This?

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Is it the same as a what is it?

Speaker 23 (59:13):
That's where they put they cut open your throat and
puts the tube in so you can breathe.

Speaker 19 (59:18):
Oh like stab you with the straw trachytoy, trachytomy kind
of thing.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
All you do is just take a big pen and
just prove. Oh yeah, look, next time I see someone choking,
I'm just gonna go I don't droll a hole in
their throat.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
Well, they make it skipped the himele like, just go
right for the just go right for the hole in
the throat. You know, they make it seem like that's
what you should do, and maybe that really isn't what
we should do. I think going first, you tell Caitlin
to keep her keep her her sharp objects away from us.

Speaker 11 (59:53):
Used cough, and she like stabs you in the throat
with a pen.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Oh my gosh, thank you very much. Uh Froggy, what
about you? What could you do? It looks so easy
on TV.

Speaker 31 (01:00:02):
I'm convinced I could be an NFL quarterback. I see
them miss so many time out, they missed so many
open receivers I'm like, dude, I could have thrown that.
I'm like, I mean, some of these guys are bad. Okay,
maya look really easy. You watch the film review, I'm like,
the guy was right open.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I right, it's scary. What about you?

Speaker 12 (01:00:22):
I could be a Michelin star chef and just by
because I watch so much Food Network. If you give
me the same equipment that they have and the same
quality food, all I gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Do is and you think you could do that? Andrew
on Line seven calling in, Uh, Hey, Andrew, how.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Are you good?

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
How about you?

Speaker 33 (01:00:40):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Doing very well? And good morning? It looks so easy
on TV. You think you could do it?

Speaker 18 (01:00:44):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
I think I could be a morning show host after
hearing you guys every single morning.

Speaker 7 (01:00:52):
Hang up on him as they come on down. You
know what I'm about to say. You know, I'll tell
you you you most likely could. That's why we've got
to leave.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
That's why we have to leave you now, Andrew. Anyone
could do this, anyone. Finally, we talked to Marisol. Hey, Marisol,
what could you do? After watching it on TV?

Speaker 34 (01:01:09):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (01:01:12):
Anything on HGTV.

Speaker 23 (01:01:13):
I'm almost not allowed to watch it because my husband
gets home. And I have a new project every day.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
He's afraid you're going to rebuild the garage or something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I'm always trying something new, and then he's stopped
finishing it up because I can't even figure it out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
I forget that they have a team.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah, you know the Sleep Market, Slip or Joanna. They
don't show the hundreds of people that.

Speaker 23 (01:01:36):
They have helping them.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
So I have because they do, because they do it
all on their own. It's the magic of TV. All right, Marisol,
thank you very much. You know what I learned about
watching the gains from a flip Flipping or Flipper which
same in the house. Yeah, it's about the world of
ship lap.

Speaker 10 (01:01:54):
Oh yeah, you could take a ship lap class at
home depot if you want.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
I didn't know ship flip. I didn't know what it
was when they first started talking about I'm like, what
did they just say? They just said the S word.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Anyway, an er doctor just said, you really shouldn't stick
a big pen in someone's throat. Okay, really really thanks
for the text.

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Speaker 17 (01:02:47):
Elvis Daran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
You know Scotty be years and years ago appeared on
a coupon a show. What was the name of the
show you were there was extreme couponing, Yes, Extreme couponting,
And they went into his basement and they did video
of his It looked like a doomsday basement. I mean,
you had saved so much money on so many products

(01:03:14):
and you're stocking up with shelves and shelves in your basement.

Speaker 17 (01:03:17):
Right.

Speaker 34 (01:03:17):
Yes, for the show, I got four hundred and twenty
nine dollars in groceries and I paid fifteen dollars and
twenty nine cents and most of that was tax.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (01:03:25):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Well, the other day, my girlfriend Diamond says, oh please
Scotty Bee is old school thinking with couponing. I am
modern day, I know how to do it today, that
you're twenty twenty two. So Diamond is convinced that she's
better at couponing than couponing than you. Ok, Diamond, do
you really want to stand behind that? Do you really

(01:03:49):
think that's true?

Speaker 20 (01:03:50):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
I mean it.

Speaker 38 (01:03:51):
You know what makes me feel like I'm right was
that that he came here today and tried to change
the rules all over again.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Nervous.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
I'm gonna be honest with I'm not quite sure what
these rules are because I never came up with the rules.
What rules are there?

Speaker 34 (01:04:06):
The rules were and you said it is, let's see
who can get who can come back with the least
amount of money or the most of money back?

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
If that's what you said, now, yes, least amount of money?

Speaker 34 (01:04:15):
Yeah, who can spend the least amount of money or
come back with the most cash back?

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Exactly? So, in other words, you know, it's sort of whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
My rule is this, whichever one of you impresses us
the most, and we will take a vote. You will
win this couponting contest. Yes, carry, so we knew there
was going to be this argument. So we went back
and have Elvis's actual words.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Seven seconds of the rules. Oh good, maybe I said
none of the above. We'll find out this is not
unusual for me. All right, you each get twenty dollars.
One of them is going to either save the most
money or bring back more money getting cash back. Oh
that was really the only rule. But you know, Danielle
and Gandhi, it's very important. Froggy, its scary. It's important
that we vote for who we were most impressed by.

Speaker 19 (01:05:01):
I'm already tell you I'm calling suss On Diamond.

Speaker 11 (01:05:04):
Okay, yes, same here.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Why are you calling sus On Diamond, because give.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Me a break.

Speaker 19 (01:05:07):
Look at the amount of stuff that she's got, the
paper towels alone, or toilet pair, whatever the hell it is.
It is like twenty dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Give me a break, all right, Diamond. And for people
who are driving can't see your hall, would you please
tell them everything you have on the table, just as
the navy items.

Speaker 38 (01:05:25):
Okay, I want to start by saying that the paper
towel is a part of a deal that I had
to do just in case, because I know Scotty and
I knew that he would have other rules. The day
of So I have a separate deal that the paper
towel is a part of.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Okay, now this is getting all convolat all right, I'll
tell you what.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Okay, you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
Okay, so I guess we're ready. I don't even know
what you just what you said. I don't know what
it means. Okay, go right ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
What do you have?

Speaker 20 (01:05:52):
So I have?

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
You got to speak into the microphone and can hi?

Speaker 38 (01:05:55):
Okay, I have three fabric softeners. Okay, we'll kind shampoo
and condition that this is uh okay, yeah, optic white,
two optic white hoof pastes. I have a favorite, two
Snuggies dry sheets. I have the air Wick essential oils.

(01:06:19):
You know the plug ins, I have two of those.
Then I have two for breeze plugins.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Yea, yeah, okay, your house is gonna smell great.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
It is.

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
It smells great over here. If you want to smell
like nice. Then I have three uh what is this
baby wipes? I have three toothbrushes.

Speaker 16 (01:06:38):
I have.

Speaker 38 (01:06:40):
Snuggle super Fresh fabric softener, two of those no way
away razors sentiment no.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
And okay, we'll leave the other one on the side
just in case.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Wow, she has a side gig going.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
All right, Okay, that's a lot of stuff, but it
means nothing until we find out how you paid for it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
Okay, would you like the total?

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Yes? The total for all that stuff was how much
for all of.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
This on this table? Ninety three dollars and ninety three cents?

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
And I paid nineteen dollars and ten cents.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
No, no way, Wow, it's possible. Receipts absolutely as possible.
She's got receipts.

Speaker 18 (01:07:22):
And what did I say?

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Okay? Whatever, So you got ninety dollars worth of stuff
for under twenty dollars, is what you're saying. Yes? Wow,
all right, the accounting firm of Nate is going to
take a look at your receipts. All right now, Okay,
you know what, If this is all true, I am
mighty impressed. Yeah, Mary, And if it's not true, I'm
still impressed because I love you. I believe it. It

(01:07:46):
can be done. All right now, Scotty, comment on what
she is showing us, and then to show us your haul.

Speaker 34 (01:07:53):
I am very impressed by Diamond. This is a friendly competition.
I'm so happy that she she did that. I'd have
done better with all that stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:07:59):
But she did.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Okay, that was kind of slap. I'm kidding.

Speaker 34 (01:08:03):
I think she did for a Novice couponer. I think
she did great. Okay, Now what are you going on?

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
All right?

Speaker 34 (01:08:09):
So for me, I got two bottles of for Breeze
air effects. I got a bottle of hand sanitizer, some
Luigi's Mango Italian ices, the big box of Nature Valley biscuits,
a dozen of Vital Farms organic eggs, two boxes of
Dove ice cream bars, two bottles of Nivia body wash,

(01:08:32):
and a package of antibiotic surface wipes.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Okay, by the way, I am impressed at Scotty's Hole. Sorry,
haul his Scotti's Hall because you can actually eat some
of his diamonds. Is all like stuff you you know,
you brush your teeth with and put in your laundry.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Yes, Diamond, I love you. I think you did great.
But let's see what they think.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
I just want to bring up a point.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Yeah, came, the price is right, rave version great, turn
it off? Now what's that diamond?

Speaker 38 (01:09:03):
A few days ago, I said that I was a
little nervous because the things that I was getting, the
thing like, the deals that I was getting were things
that I didn't actually use and you all said no,
get them anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
That's fun here. No one said you did something bad.
You did great. This is not a fight, Diamond, all right.
She's being a little defensive, but that's for you, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
All right, So Scotty, all this stuff you just read
off to us, how much did it cost, how much
did you save?

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Whatever?

Speaker 34 (01:09:32):
First of all, here's your twenty dollars back, so you
can have that. Oh my god, that was a smooth move.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
And I got back eight dollars and eighty nine cents
on top of that. Oh my god, my god, shut up.
So you made money.

Speaker 18 (01:09:47):
I did.

Speaker 34 (01:09:49):
So the actual retail price was fifty six dollars and
eighty two cents. Right with sales and coupons, that took
off fifty dollars and twenty one cent, so out of
pocket was six sixty one. I used I bought a
cash back to get a let dollars and fifty cents back.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
Coupons.

Speaker 34 (01:10:02):
Dot Com cash Back gave me four dollars right into
my PayPal account, so that leaves me with negative eight
dollars and eighty nine cents.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
And plus plus.

Speaker 34 (01:10:10):
I used the fetch app to get two hundred points
toward gift cards. You promised from my five twenty nine
college account, gave me sixty cents, and box Tops gave
twenty cents to the schools for the kids.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Okay, he's helping out kids. You can head to play
this game. No, he made money.

Speaker 38 (01:10:28):
He told me that he wouldn't be using Ibota. He
told me he wouldn't be using Ibota, So I didn't
use ibod.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
You could do what you want. What is I bottle guy?
You know what's I bother? It's a cash back app.

Speaker 34 (01:10:41):
And I even gave her a referral link for Fetch
that she could have used and got more stuff back.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
But you didn't use it. You told me.

Speaker 38 (01:10:47):
You told me using iBOT it would be cheating, so
I didn't use it. Do you know how much money
I could have got back?

Speaker 20 (01:10:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Okay, okay. Did anyone hear him say that to Diamond?
Did anyone?

Speaker 11 (01:10:57):
I wasn't listening. I believe her.

Speaker 34 (01:10:58):
I didn't so it would be eating. I just said
I don't normally use that. That's what I said. I
don't use that, but I so.

Speaker 31 (01:11:04):
Scotty gave you back your twenty dollars. He made eight
more dollars. And he still got all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
He bought like a drum for a kid in a
high school band. But it all, it's all relative. Diamond
got a lot of stuff and it just cost her
a lot. All right. So I had a question, Yes,
a Gandhi, you helped me sort through this.

Speaker 11 (01:11:22):
We asked, what, so, let's let's settle the Ibota thing.
How much did you save with Ibata.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Scotty eleven dollars and fifty cents?

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Wow?

Speaker 10 (01:11:29):
Okay, So if we took that into consideration, then he
would have spent about three dollars on all of his stuff,
right right, okay, and Diamond spent twenty dollars on all
that stuff. So now we have kind of more equal
footing if we're doing it that way.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
No, she could have used it. I didn't say don't
use it. There were no even if okay, let's say
maybe there was a misunderstanding. Obviously there is, and she
felt as if you said no, you cannot use Ibata
and you so, okay, you still come out of heead
money wise. Yeah, yes, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
No, Diamond, we cannot move forward without saying how impressive
your take has been. I mean, you've done very, very well. Here, Well,
thank you.

Speaker 38 (01:12:10):
I just also want to bring up the fact that
this is the second time today that he's changed the rules.
So I think I should be able to bring on
my extra bag.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
Brilliant because hold on, let me point something else out
that you guys haven't realized as far as.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Saving money goes. She got ninety dollars worth of stuff
for only a nineteen dollars. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
See the number, the amount of savings that she got,
I believe is more than what Scotty got if you
do the numbers.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Well, that isn't the rule.

Speaker 19 (01:12:40):
The rule was who brings back more money?

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
There were no rules, Danielle, No, when we heard el second,
the rule.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
The rule is whoever is most impressive. And Danielle you
you will have to be the judge on that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
In a second. I'm not looking for a win, you know.

Speaker 20 (01:12:53):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
What is this?

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
What is this side hustle you're working over here, Diamond.
I'm kind of interest to hear what this is.

Speaker 33 (01:12:58):
I can't.

Speaker 38 (01:12:59):
An hour ago, Snotti and Nate decided to tell me
that the rules were who could what was it who
could bring back the most cash?

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
That was what Elvis said in his Instagram okay, And if.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
That's the case, then I have a completely separate order.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Oh what's this?

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Scott's toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Five dollars, five dollars, okay, scott.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
To Trust may here?

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
What is this?

Speaker 38 (01:13:29):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
Hairsprays?

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
Okay, hair spray, very good?

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Three Crest Pro Health.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
You got to have.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Toothpaste for an army. I want to see the dates
on all these receipts.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
Sure, gladly, Ramo London Bronzer.

Speaker 19 (01:13:48):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
No, where are we going, I'm not quite sure what's
going on?

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
It's coming and then to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
Okay, what does this mean? Diamond?

Speaker 38 (01:13:57):
This all came to twenty one dollars two cents, and
since we're using cash back, I used my Walgreens cash
and it only came to a dollar. But hold two
cents so I could give you your twenty bucks back.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
You can't give the twenty back and it came to
a dollar.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Okay, No, no, no, you know what, that's very impressive.
I'm trying to so if we add that to what
you already did, essentially it's just to be just one
big thing, right, what did you just do?

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
I'm a little confused. Well, what can I say something
real quick?

Speaker 34 (01:14:30):
I'm sure I want to drag it on, but I
mean she that was money that she had stored for
buying stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
You know, a while ago.

Speaker 34 (01:14:36):
I could have got a free turkey in a big
box of Matza for free too, because it could I
had spent one hundred dollars right over the last month,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 38 (01:14:45):
I want to know how it's not true because I
got the twenty cash back from the two the three
Walgreens trips.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
That I took up here on this table.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
Congratulations time.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
So you're saying because of your original purchases, you it
bled over into new purchases from Walker.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
This is what you're saying. Yep, Okay, I think that's
that's totally go ahead.

Speaker 19 (01:15:10):
I wish we could give out a couple of prizes
here because I feel like for effort, Diamond should win.
I mean the amount of effort that went into what
she did. But I think overall, Scotti wins because he
did what the game said, and that was to bring
back the most money or save them you know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Numbers.

Speaker 11 (01:15:29):
Yeah, impressed.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
So it's kind of like, you know, well, so it's like,
go ahead, Gandhi, No.

Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
It's like it's like a Miss America pageant where one
of them is super beautiful but the other one has
an incredible talent, and now we're like, oh, I don't
know which one.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
Wisconi Go ahead, tell us all right, I'm gonna go
ahead and ask for votes who is most impressive? And
keep in mind that Diamond's numbers did change at the end,
and I think the way she did it should be acceptable.
And if it's all a part of this shopping spreez
that she did.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
It wasn't like she was accumulating these Walgreens numbers over
years and years and years. She did it. Buying the
other stuff is a part of this competition. Does that
make sense?

Speaker 14 (01:16:13):
Yes?

Speaker 35 (01:16:15):
Okay, Diamond's surprise box at the end put her over
the edge.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
There you go.

Speaker 19 (01:16:20):
Her box is very surprising.

Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
It is now that said, let's take a froggy who
is most impressive?

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Diamond or Scotty b.

Speaker 31 (01:16:30):
I'm gonna go with Scotty Bee in this case. I mean,
why Scotty The fact that because the fact they had
a negative number at the end, the fact that he
basically got all these items, gave you back your twenty
bucks and then made almost nine dollars. That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Mornings. Dr God, what's.

Speaker 17 (01:16:46):
Doing and in the morning show.

Speaker 10 (01:16:48):
This is really difficult because I would like it to
be a tie because the rules were not clear. But
I gotta say I was so impressed by what Diamond
has on her table that I thought she was lying.

Speaker 11 (01:16:57):
So I might have to lean into Diamond because there's
just so much stuff there.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
There is a lot of stuff.

Speaker 19 (01:17:03):
I'm still not convinced she's not lying, Diamond.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
She keeps her seats lying going on. Maybe it's just
it's just it's a it's a creative accounting. Okay, that's right.

Speaker 24 (01:17:19):
What say that?

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
What about you?

Speaker 35 (01:17:23):
Well, you know, Scotty's been at this for years, and
if we're asking the question, who's more impressive, Yes, Scotty
doesn't impress me much these days because he's been doing
it for twenty five So I do think that Diamond,
in my opinion, is more impressive.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Rodeo.

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
It's like it's like Dancing with the Stars, where they
start and how they ended up. Wow, what an impressive
impressive learning curve here.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Danielle.

Speaker 19 (01:17:46):
All Right, So, I, like I said, I wish we
could give two prizes out because Diamond. I feel like
put in so much effort. It's crazy and it's awesome.
But the amount of resources that Scotty has found that
have saved him money and actually paid him to shop.
He has been paid to shop, is insane. And so
my vote has to go to Scotti.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Thank you. Okay, Well we're at a tie, right, remember, Wow,
we are at a tie.

Speaker 11 (01:18:11):
We should make them arm wrestle. Diamond will definitely win.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
She will, Yeah, you will, Yes, you will, I think, Nate.
I have to ask your opinion here. We got to
get your vote. Well, I was going according to speaking
to the microphone.

Speaker 13 (01:18:22):
Pat, I was going according to receipts Elvis, and I
was doing some number crunching. And you know, at first
we were thinking Diamond was cheating because she had such
a copious amount of stuff, But no, these receipts are accurate.
So because I'm going according to the numbers, I do
have to give Scotty be the slight advantage because of
the numbers. Right, His technically came out ahead, including the

(01:18:45):
fact that he said he could have gotten.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
A free turkey in a box of maatza for free.
So I am you cannot you cannot roll that in
as a part of your decision. So I still kind
of give the age to Scotti here.

Speaker 31 (01:18:56):
We technically didn't Diamond spend more than twenty bucks because
it was nine team and change and then a dollar
in change.

Speaker 38 (01:19:02):
Didn't why that in the original order. But if you
want to change the rules, and that's my separate.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 19 (01:19:12):
Okay, she's hustling, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Okay, So that means Scott has a slight advantage because
of Nate's vote. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to vote for Diamond.
So we're at a tie here. Well you know what
to tie and vote for Diamond because I think she
was great. Well, no, she was great, that's my point. Diamond.
Diamond walked into this saying she knew everything about it,

(01:19:35):
and we all know she didn't know squat about.

Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Any of it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
And she Diamond, I think you did a beautiful job.
And Scotty b I just you're just on an autopilot.
This is this is like second nature to you.

Speaker 19 (01:19:47):
I feel like I see a podcast here where you
take Diamond under your wing and teach her everything you
know and she comes back each week and uses your
tricks of the trade. And you can teach so many
people so many cool things about shopping.

Speaker 34 (01:19:59):
I mean, she could teach you something. Look at all
she got. That's great, she got a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:20:03):
Gracious, it's a little annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
So if we have a tie here, Diamond is being
a very bitter bitter tie and Scotty's kind of take
the higher road. Other than that, I think it's a
lot of fun. Diamond, we love you. You did five
of his congratulations. Scottie is always a blue ribbon performance.
Good job.

Speaker 27 (01:20:33):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
Hey, where is uh? Where's Producer Sam?

Speaker 11 (01:20:42):
I think she's in her little studios.

Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
We have a little bit of a debate, and I
think we can kind of maybe pop the top on
that if Producer Sam could let me go find her
home running?

Speaker 11 (01:20:51):
She's running there, she goes, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Almost the same.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
Well, we've had this debate on our show before, but
now it's like a different a different type of debate.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
So, so you and your mom went to the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
We went to a store to buy pots and pans.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Okay, oh, okay, that's right, you went pots and pan shopping.

Speaker 39 (01:21:10):
Okay, so pan store, and my mom gifted me a
beautiful set. It was actually pretty expensive. And when we
got to the car and she was going through the receipt,
she saw they did not ring up the pots and
pants at all.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
How many pieces in this set?

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
Well, this was an eleven piece.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
Set and a retail actual retail price.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Not three hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
So you got to the car and looked at the
receipt and realized that the person did not ring up
the three hundred dollars pot pan and pot set, pound
pont and pant, pot.

Speaker 11 (01:21:39):
Pots and pants.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Yea pot pan. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
And the thing is is, while you guys were at
the cash register, the whoever was ringing you up said
something about how life just isn't great right now.

Speaker 39 (01:21:49):
Well, we had a very nervous cashier and she clearly
objectively was just not good at her job, like we
had a lot of problems. And she was vocalizing to us, Oh, sorry, Laura,
I'm not really okay.

Speaker 38 (01:22:00):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
Right, okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
So they get up to the car, they look at
their seat and they realized that this three hundred dollars
pots and pans set is not even on the receipt.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
They didn't pay a penny for it all. Right. So
the question is do you run inside, have them scan
it and then you pay for it, or do you
put the car into drive and drive away. So your
idea was to do what I panicked.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
I wanted to go in and pay for it immediately.

Speaker 39 (01:22:28):
And then my mom said that we might be getting
this girl in trouble because she didn't ring us up
and we were probably gonna have to go to customer service,
not her.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
Okay, the name of the story is not bad Bath
and be Gone.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
I don't know what the name of the place was,
but okay, So we have several opinions going on around here.
I just I can't believe that because, and as you
will feel about your opinion, your opinion is the only
way you should reach. Oh yeah, let me go talk
to Chaz, who's very adamant about how he's feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Hi, Chas, thanks for listening.

Speaker 36 (01:23:04):
By the way, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
I love your show.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
Now, so what's on your mind as far as uh, well,
I'm not going to give my opinion, but as far
as Sam and her mom stealing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
The pots and pants, say, go right, An, I don't
want to weigh it. Go ahead.

Speaker 36 (01:23:22):
In my opinion, it is totally stealing because whenever you
go shopping, whether it's grocery, clothes, whatever, you kind of
have a running total in your mind how much you
should spend. So there's a difference between like maybe a
thirty cent gap and a three hundred dollars gap and
what you should have had to pay. So at that time,
it's really it really becomes stealing because you kind of

(01:23:43):
knew what you should have spent.

Speaker 39 (01:23:45):
Well, hold on, now, Chaz is saying, we knew we
walked out with the improper price, and that's just not true.

Speaker 11 (01:23:49):
That's different.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
But you didn't drive away. You were in the parking
lot and you right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
But it's not like we rung up and we're like quick, go,
go go.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
I have questions, Well, you're about to quick drive, drive drive,
but we did not.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Realize the price up and when we were bringing wrung
up for sure.

Speaker 36 (01:24:02):
But if you're at the registeran she says, well, you're
totally eleven hundred dollars, then it sho had been like
fourteen hundred. A lightbulb sit went off, didn't register that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
I gotta be honest, my light bulb would not have
registered either, Chazz. But because I'm just I don't pay
attention to life.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
What gag? What's your name?

Speaker 11 (01:24:19):
Conn Dandie?

Speaker 8 (01:24:20):
This is me.

Speaker 10 (01:24:20):
I was thinking the same thing as Chaz. What other
stuff did you buy? What was the total when you
walked out?

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
I don't know what the total was? But mom went
shopping for her house as well.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
So Chaz has he has officially posted his opinion. You
would have been Steve. Why had you not gone back?
All right? By the way, we still don't know what
you did. Don't tell me, all right, Thank you, Chaz,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 36 (01:24:41):
Thanks, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Let me go talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte, Charlotte shar Hi, Charlotte,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 18 (01:24:48):
How you do it?

Speaker 22 (01:24:49):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
Are you doing well? So you used to work at
you work it at pet Smart? Are you used to, right?

Speaker 15 (01:24:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:24:56):
You used to?

Speaker 18 (01:24:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:57):
And this actually happened to a friend of yours who
was at the cash register. Tell us what happened.

Speaker 22 (01:25:02):
Yeah, So I was working at the cash register next
to him, and he was ringing up someone who bought
like a lot of pet food whatever, and there was
a case of dog food underneath the cart that he
didn't see it was like twelve cans of like the
yellow Purina stuff, and the customer walked out and almost
immediately came back.

Speaker 18 (01:25:18):
In and like the manager was right there and told him, oh,
you know, he forgot to bring up the can.

Speaker 22 (01:25:22):
So it was like a big deal, like they run
up the cans. He paid for it, no problem, But
then my friend got written up over it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
See that's stupid, that's so silly.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
Look, I know, I'm sure they tell you, Charlotte, hey,
make sure you take a look down at the bottom rack.

Speaker 22 (01:25:35):
Of the basket, right, Yeah, they absolutely do. But I
mean it was less than it was like what less
than twelve dollars, I mean, yeah to.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
Getting renting up.

Speaker 7 (01:25:44):
I mean, you know, I actually went to a grocery
store once and they actually had a camera down there,
like just like Wendy Williams shoe cam.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
So so you're saying that when you do go back
and do the honest things, sometimes that employee can get
written up.

Speaker 22 (01:26:00):
Yeah, And I mean it's that cashier already felt like
she was on a shaky ground. I mean, my friend
wasn't well liked where we worked, and I think that
was part of the reason he probably got recommended the
way that he did. So, I mean, the cashier is
already telling me that they don't feel well about the situation.
I wouldn't I heard them under the bat.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:26:18):
I don't see why you can't just go in and
repurchase it, like exactly the cashier, Hey, I forgot to
buy this. I want to purchase it and just park.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Well if managers watching they see it happen, I don't know.
I hate to hear that. Hello, Anna, how are you hi? Yeah?
So your opinion is this?

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
Which was?

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
What do you think?

Speaker 21 (01:26:36):
What that's hoo? They gave us to hus, especially with
the departments, didn't pay for that. They wracked up the
prices so high all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Oh no, I love it, no way. Hold on, Anna,
and I love that you listen to us, and I
do appreciate it. But you are just so awful.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
If you're gonna, I believe.

Speaker 21 (01:27:01):
In karma, you don't need people good and everything else
is gonna lose your job.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
And I had pots and pans coming to me.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
So you believe, you believe that it is karma, but
it's bad. But the store has bad karma because they
charge you so much money. So it's good for people
to take free stuff.

Speaker 21 (01:27:19):
Every once in a while, actually take it out of
the intensily they had they in the car.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Oh my god, Anna, Oh you frighten Meaby? I love you,
I love you, but thanks for listening, and I don't
know love you.

Speaker 26 (01:27:36):
Anna.

Speaker 19 (01:27:36):
Normally I would agree with Anna.

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
Okay, So Daniel, how do you feel about it? Because
you're you're sort of famous on the show for stealing things.

Speaker 19 (01:27:43):
Yeah, so normally I would agree with Anna. But to me,
it's a very high priced item. So if it's fifty dollars,
they're under I would have said.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Cut off for steeling.

Speaker 6 (01:27:56):
Gifts really sting.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
It's still stealing.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
That's not ceiling.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Yes it is.

Speaker 19 (01:28:02):
It's not stealing because I didn't deliberately walk out of.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
The store with it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Daniel, Daniel, you're in the parking lot and you see
that you have a three hundred dollars box at Pots
and Pans you didn't pay for it, or a forty
nine dollars pan.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Let's say you're not going to go in and pay
for it. You're in the parking lot, you haven't driven away.
Oh you know what sucks?

Speaker 12 (01:28:24):
This woman is in a bad place, no matter what,
because she would have going back in. I think would
have saved the woman's job, because if you think about it,
that's short.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
That reche is gonna come it three hundred dollars short.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
No, no, no, According to that register, those pots and
pans never walked past that Thresholder.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
And camera somewhere is going to pick that up.

Speaker 19 (01:28:45):
Maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
The manager could be in trouble. You know what, what's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 10 (01:28:50):
This exact same thing happened with my mom and I
over sixteen dollars, and we got out of the car
and walked back in and paid the sixteen dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Good.

Speaker 14 (01:28:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:28:57):
My mom was like, nope, this isn't happening, let's go.

Speaker 19 (01:29:00):
She such a good person she is.

Speaker 11 (01:29:01):
I think the lower price would have been easier.

Speaker 39 (01:29:06):
Way, guys, I think a lower price would have been
easier because my mom wouldn't have had as much fear
for that girl's job. I think something about the price
point equally freaked my mom out.

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
I'm not buying the fear for the job.

Speaker 37 (01:29:18):
No, no, you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
My mom's a great person.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
Such a little effort to walk back in and pay
for it all right, Well, now we don't know what
they did. So so you and your mom went shopping,
got out to the car and realized while looking at
the receipt there was a three hundred dollars pots and
pans set missing off the receipt. Your mother said we
should We shouldn't take it in and it'll get her fired.

(01:29:42):
You said we should take it in.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
What did you do?

Speaker 39 (01:29:44):
She made me go into the store, get the employee,
bring her to the car, and have her bring us
to a secret register so she wouldn't get in trouble
and bring up the pants.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Way over to it was extra Michelle is.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
All right, so we all agree you did the right
thing preserve her job. At the same time you paid.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Yes, and Mom felt like double o seven.

Speaker 19 (01:30:11):
That's an expensive thing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
It was so funny we found a secret register.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Now where was it was just the customer service one.
No one was using.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
Okay, come on, you're all good, We're good, and I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
I'm not cooking on cursed potware.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
That was my right that would worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
I'm going to get food poisoning from the universe.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Every dish you would have made it. Those pots of
paths would.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Have been cursed exactly, house fire or something like, oh
my god.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
My bash and mouse house is curdling. I will thank you,
thank you, and thank your mom for doing the right thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Thanks for the pots.

Speaker 38 (01:30:41):
Mom.

Speaker 31 (01:30:42):
All right, there you go, and I'm glad that Daniel's
got to cut off of forty nine dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
I don't believe for one minute you would return everything.

Speaker 31 (01:30:51):
Oh absolutely, I would be worried about Carmen. I would
think those pot that was going to burn my house down,
because I'll tell you we.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Were at the home depot and we bought that. We
couldn't get this. I think I told this story.

Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
Watch we couldn't get this screwdriver set to a scan
and finally Alex said, okay, there it goes. So okay,
got it, paid for it, got out to the car.
It was on the self checkout, yeah, and it wasn't
on the thing. I said, we gotta go back in
and pay it, and he said, nah, we'll come back later.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Did you come back.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
No, it hasn't happened yet. Still to this day, it
bothers me.

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Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
Uh, do you have music for the tattoo bit? I'm
excited about this? Yeah, I got that you want to yes,
That's why I asked if you had music.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
So welcome to Tattoos Gone Wrong. I'm your host, Elvis Duran.
I love these people singing.

Speaker 14 (01:31:58):
Who is it?

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
It's the do lounge girls?

Speaker 19 (01:32:01):
Oh, the Duda, the douda, a lounge girl.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
I was gonna guess that Camptown Races.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Well, so this football player had something tattooed on his
back for many, many, many years, and he realized later
someone told him, hey, that's offensive. What are you doing?
He didn't know, right, right, So he made a mistake.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
So, well, the question is do you have a tattoo
that you were so regretting? I mean, can you talk
about Brandon's tattoo? That's kind of a funny story, Oh
for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:32:30):
So my boyfriend was in the military for a long time.
He was in Singapore and they got some time off
the boat to just go have a good time, so
they all got hammered, and he woke up in the
morning with a giant tattoo down his forearm in a language.
He didn't even know which language it was, so until
we started dating, he had no idea what that tattoo meant.
He said he didn't want to find out in case

(01:32:50):
it was something horrible, and I was like, what do
you mean, What could it be that would be so horrible?
He said, he doesn't know. He didn't even know the language.
So I did some research found out what it was.
It was a dialect Chinese, which it's a dialect of
Chinese which my Nailteck happened to speak, and it says
what doesn't kill me makes me stronger, which.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
Isn't bad at all.

Speaker 10 (01:33:08):
But he had no idea. He was walking around with
this for over a decade. So I finally found out,
and I wouldn't tell him. I just told him it
was a Kelly Clarkson lyric and he freaked out.

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
It is like, I would never do that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
I'm like, oh you did, Thank.

Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
God, you know, he lucked out. He got a mystery
tattoo just thinking it was something right, and it turned
out to be it was. But on line twenty four,
let's go talk to Sarah. Sarah, regrettable tattoos. You have
one that is driving you nuts.

Speaker 24 (01:33:36):
Yes, it's on my upper part of my arm.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 24 (01:33:41):
And it is a fairy that is supposed to be
sitting in a field of mushrooms, and she sits on
top of this big mushroom and she has her foot
pulled up like towards the middle, like she set half
Indian style, and she has her foot over top of it. Well,
the placement of the hand. I get a lot people
ask me if she's playing with herself, Oh, while sitting on.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
A big fat, a big fat mushroom. Well, so are
you have you considered having it redone or what are
you gonna do?

Speaker 23 (01:34:16):
I've had people work on it to try to fix it,
and it's kind of just.

Speaker 24 (01:34:21):
Reached the point that it's unfixable.

Speaker 23 (01:34:24):
And I have an autoimmune disease, so I do not
qualify to have laser revievals.

Speaker 8 (01:34:32):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:34:34):
Well, you know, this tattoo, as embarrassing as it may be,
it doesn't define who you truly are, and it's actually
a fun you can make it a funny story, but
you know, don't be down on yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
And just Faery is sitting on a big mushroom.

Speaker 23 (01:34:48):
For twelve I've had it for twelve years at this point,
and it's kind of just like a big conversation piece
now and we get.

Speaker 24 (01:34:55):
A good laugh out of it.

Speaker 23 (01:34:56):
But at the same time it like it's embarrassing. And
people asked me like, oh, well, what's on your arm?
And then I'm like, no, you don't want to see that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you for listening to this.

Speaker 23 (01:35:06):
Tattoos So this one isn't anything compared to.

Speaker 22 (01:35:10):
The others that I have.

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
Oh well, good, the other ones are quality. You're cool
with that, right, good?

Speaker 24 (01:35:15):
Good?

Speaker 7 (01:35:15):
All right, Sarah, thank you, Thank you very much. Chris
online twenty three. You know a lot of tattoo stories.
A story start with I was drunk, Chris. You were
at you were at a party. Were you drinking?

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Unfortunately I was.

Speaker 7 (01:35:31):
Yeah, Okay, Well, sometimes drinking is fun, I find out
from time to time.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
So what happened at this party where you were drinking?

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
I just got off a tour. My band had been
on tour for about two weeks. A real small one.
I hadn't eaten, really eaten much in two days and
went to this party. Thought it'd be a good idea
to down a bottle of vodka fout drunk. During the
time I was passed out drunk, I guess they thought
it'd be a good idea to tattoo my bad put
a really messed up smiley face on my back with

(01:36:03):
a devil horns, jagged teeth, flying a kite and holding
a devil try on one hand, and underneath it an
all cap letters that says f you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Oh now, now they do know that that's permanent, right,
I mean, it's not like he's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
I wasn't too happy about it the next morning when
I woke up. But then the same thing happened two
years later.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
What happened two years later.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Just about the same scenario. But I woke up and
had a game of Hangman on my back and three
different guys names.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
Oh all right, Well, so, Chris, I guess you need
to choose new friends or stop drinking or somebody. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
Yeah, they don't say it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
Sound like they're very nice, all right, Chris, Well, thank you,
best of luck to you. Let's see a text from
Maerico two to three. The girl at the bagel shop
here has a tattoo on her face from her cheekbone
down to her jaw.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
It says, ride her on one side. This is ride
on one side and her on the other. So there's
now is Michelle, Hey, Michelle, how are you failing today?
Are you feeling good?

Speaker 18 (01:37:16):
I just got some work. But my story is I
was in the New York City. This was like fifteen
sixteen years ago. My ex husband was getting his ex
wife's name tattooed over with a grim reaper. And as
he's sitting there, he's like, all right, so pick out
a font of what I'm gonna get your name tattooed in.
I'm like, didn't you just learn? Like, no, we're not

(01:37:37):
getting my name on me.

Speaker 8 (01:37:39):
So I was joking around.

Speaker 18 (01:37:39):
I picked out like a butterfly with a ying gang,
and I was like, ha ha, you should get this.
Like I'm black, you're white. It's funny, ha ha, ying gang.
And so as the tattoo artist is finishing up, I
went to go get a pizza because we've been there
for like five hours. And I come back and dude,
legit got the butterfly tattooed on his chest. So now
I feel terrible, and I'm like, I was just joking.

(01:38:02):
Why would you get a butterfly in your chest? On
your chest? So I got the same one, and now
I had this butterfly on my chest.

Speaker 9 (01:38:11):
Well that's good.

Speaker 18 (01:38:14):
Of my dumb ex husband, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
But you know still, I mean you were like, I'm
not gonna.

Speaker 18 (01:38:23):
Because obviously I'm a girl, so butterflies, I'm a girl's
chest or to eat anything. But I constantly look at him.
I'm like, I wonder what his current wife thinks, Like,
you've got this butterfly on his chest. Yeah, I'm sure
he has only imagined what he says, right exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
Well, thanks for listening, Michelle. Sometimes we get regrettable, we
regret the tattoos we get. But you were doing that
out of solidarity. You were showing you, hey, I'm going
to join you, and I thought that was a nice
thing to all right, Michelle, thanks for listening. So these tattoos,
this is why I always get this close to getting
a tattoo, and then I'm thinking, na, never remember you

(01:38:58):
know Mo Bounds who works at one hundred, What what
was that tattoo? He he had that time, scary well.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
On his forearm, like a giant penis.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
It looked like.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
So we had some stuff added to it. Now it's
all camouflaged and blended in. It doesn't look like that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:13):
It looks it looks good. I mean, if you have
a really talented tattoo artist and the original tattoo can
be fixed, and then you can get that done. But
I don't know, Nate says, A text just came through.
My friend got a falling moon on tattoo, a falling
moon tattoo that looked like sperm. Okay, all right, you

(01:39:34):
can't wipe that off. It's permanent.

Speaker 8 (01:39:41):
All of you are soars.

Speaker 27 (01:39:47):
Can I start my day with mister rand in the
Morning Show, Elvis Iran in the morning Shower.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Oh we got a problem, okay, we got a problem
here with Jamie. Jamie. Can you tell everyone what just
happened to you? Jamie? Oh Jamie, wouldn't be done to you.
I needhow what happened? Tell them what happened.

Speaker 23 (01:40:16):
I just so I'm sitting here.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
I pulled off the road to be responsible and talk
to you guys and not lose signal.

Speaker 17 (01:40:22):
And a giant Cicaia.

Speaker 21 (01:40:24):
Blew in my car and get huned.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
You have been attacked by a giant cicada.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
So I mean did it hitting it with my shoe,
trying to threw it out and hitting at me?

Speaker 21 (01:40:38):
And I just got to get out of my car.

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
Okay, okay, let's hold on, Okay, hold on, hold on everyone.
I don't think circada's hurt you.

Speaker 38 (01:40:47):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
And then is there like a stinger on there? Yeah,
but they're a giant. You don't want one on you though.

Speaker 18 (01:40:54):
Okay, it's not hitting right now, but it's somewhere in
my car.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
I am never getting my car until I seek it out.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Okay. So yeah, so you're off safely parked off the
side of the road, right, So the circada is the
cicada and you are both safe's sake.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
I'm okay, pull yourself together. I am afraid.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
I am afraid for you to start driving because if it,
if it attacks you, you're gonna you're gonna get into
a wreck or something.

Speaker 39 (01:41:28):
So I'm not gonna get my car get out.

Speaker 10 (01:41:32):
That thing was so loud.

Speaker 33 (01:41:35):
What do we do?

Speaker 37 (01:41:38):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
I didn't even know they could make that?

Speaker 35 (01:41:40):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:41:42):
Can you can you duplicate the sound that that cicada makes.

Speaker 9 (01:41:46):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
It's like a ravery.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
Like that.

Speaker 21 (01:41:51):
Yes, yes, it's like a warm like my heart is
beating so fast.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
But that started because I was like, oh my god,
maybe it's not a cia.

Speaker 10 (01:42:00):
It's like a flying rattlesnake or something.

Speaker 19 (01:42:02):
No, you don't care flying.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Yeah. Well, I really don't know how to solve this, sir.

Speaker 25 (01:42:12):
I mean a rest area in front of the lake,
like I can't call nine one one over there?

Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
No, no, Jamie, Jamie. Uh okay. First of all, you
need to realize cicadas will not injure you. I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:42:29):
Okay, what if you just open all four doors of
the car, considering it's a four door and and and
you're gonna have to coax the cicada out of your
car in some way.

Speaker 34 (01:42:41):
I can't find it.

Speaker 19 (01:42:42):
What should she do here, Kata?

Speaker 5 (01:42:44):
Maybe it's gone.

Speaker 19 (01:42:45):
I can't.

Speaker 18 (01:42:46):
No, it's not.

Speaker 23 (01:42:48):
I've been watching.

Speaker 20 (01:42:51):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
I got all the doors open.

Speaker 38 (01:42:53):
I'm waiting for that thing to play out.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
And it has a shadow, so I'll see it.

Speaker 10 (01:42:57):
Oh my god, yes, Gandhi, Well, we we should look
up if they prefer heat or cold, and if they
like the cold, maybe you turn the heater on all
the way so that they try to fly out the window.

Speaker 11 (01:43:08):
Or if it's cold, do you have a blow.

Speaker 5 (01:43:11):
Dryer with you?

Speaker 37 (01:43:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Oh I have I have an air blower for my tire.

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
Okay, the.

Speaker 18 (01:43:19):
Squirt it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
Yeah, okay. Everyone. Everyone needs to calm down, including you, Jamie.

Speaker 7 (01:43:24):
Calmer heads will prevail as they say, now do you
have the uh you have the air blower with you?

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
Yeah, a tire fill or whatever it is.

Speaker 21 (01:43:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Is it aerosol? I mean, what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Oh?

Speaker 39 (01:43:42):
You know, it's one of those handy dandy little the
wall thing like you're fire.

Speaker 8 (01:43:46):
I have a flat tire.

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Wait, you have a flat tire too?

Speaker 20 (01:43:51):
I do?

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
I do?

Speaker 23 (01:43:53):
I have to get new rooms.

Speaker 7 (01:43:54):
Wait a minute, hold on you. Oh you're a mess.
So Jamie, you have a flat tire and a cicada.

Speaker 21 (01:44:01):
And a cicada.

Speaker 18 (01:44:03):
I hope it's a cicada.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
I don't think we can help you. It is a
flying rattlesnake. Haha.

Speaker 38 (01:44:11):
Laugh.

Speaker 17 (01:44:12):
Bunny Elvis Duran in the Morning show, all.

Speaker 7 (01:44:16):
Right, shows done, let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody, piece out.

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
Everybody