FULL SHOW: The Day We Judged Crotches and Broke Fingers

Froggy broke his finger and overheard a wild couple's argument—rough day. We put Skeery and Ronnie on trial in “Judge Crotch,” debated plane etiquette and gross things we share, and played an intense round of “Know Your Nuts.” Plus, stolen cookies, bad roommates, and a heartwarming call from someone reconnecting with friends in sobriety.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack at dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your med's side tonight.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
No, have you ever just been mining your own business?
Maybe you're at dinner, or at lunch, or in an airport,
or you're waiting at a doctor's officeitter, and you hear
a conversation going on, and it's definitely a private conversation,
but you can't help it. It's right there, you're listening in.
So this happened to Froggy at the airport the other day, right, Frog, Yeah,

(00:52):
he heard everything, and rather than getting up and walking
away and getting out of their space to give them privacy,
it's hard.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
To do that in air at an airport, you have to,
you know, sit down and wait.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
And so he said, Man, I find a power outlet.
I was trying to charge my phone. I was, I wasn't.
I wasn't going to give up that power outlet.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
So he was.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
He listened to the whole thing. Not only did Frog,
you listen to the whole thing. He started tweeting out
to the conversation and whether or not he was on
her side or his side whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Yeah, they weren't arguing when they sat down. When they
first sat down, there was no problems. She saw something
and the argument started. So I heard it from go
all the way to the end.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
So it's the anatomy of an argument.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, So we're going down a road here that's very
private for these people.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
At the same time, they were in a public space.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Right and it wasn't anything, you know, so bad that
we shouldn't talk about it right now?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Do you want to tell the story?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Frog? Yeah, Okay, you were in the airport and you
heard a couple talking, and here's what you heard. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
So he the gentleman had just gone to dinner with
some friends and his recent ex just happened to be
at the dinner. At some point. He ended up sitting
next to her during the dinner. He did not tell
his current girlfriend until she saw it when they were
sitting in the airport. On social media, he was tagged
in a picture from the dinner table and she saw it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Wow, right there in front of him.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Oh yes, So she's very upset and she wants to
know why. He says he didn't say anything for two reasons. One,
he said absolutely nothing happened, and he says that he
knew she would react that way and that he was
trying to save her from getting upset about nothing. That's
why he did not tell her about his ex being

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at the dinner and him sitting next to her.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh, this is tough.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Should we take this to the court.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
Yeah, this is a tough one.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I don't know it was tough.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I think it is tough.

Speaker 8 (02:42):
Besides, I see why she would get upset. But I
also see him maybe if she's a little reactive and
he's saying it wasn't a big deal, nothing happened.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
I didn't see the need to tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
And the problem is pictures. Now the social stuff pops up,
she sees it, and he never explained it in the
first place.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
It looks ten times worse once it pops up and
you get caught.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
The question is if pictures weren't taken versus if pictures
were taken. So the only reason he should have said
something is because pictures were taken. Otherwise you should have
kept it quiet.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh no, right, you're hiding anything.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
Right, that's being dirty.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, But if you're not hiding anything. Why couldn't you
just say, hey, listen, just so you know, my ex
was there and I just wanted you to know because
you might hear about it. Nothing happened, but you know
it was just paining the ass.

Speaker 9 (03:26):
Bluding you know what.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
That is easy to say.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Why can't you say that?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Right?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
You also know sometimes you're dating people who are like
overreactive to things, and you can say a million times,
nothing happened, it was nothing, and they might still be
upset about it if it was really nothing. Maybe I
see a little bit why he didn't tell about that picture?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Do we know how long they had been separated?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
No, that I did not ask. I was not able
to ask any questions. Okay, my investigtion.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Okay, let's say you go to dinner with a lot
of friends and your ex is there, and you know what,
there's no harm done in saying hi to them. You
know what I'm saying, this cold shoulder you unless it
was like a really better divorce or whatever, there's nothing
wrong with saying hi. They're a part of your history,
they're an old friend, whatever. Okay, do we all agree
there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's in a public place. Okay, Now, so.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
If I tell my current it could stir up some
negative vibes.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
You know, Well, you got to weigh the pros and cons.
If that person was to find out on their own
some way, somehow, would it be a worse reaction than
you telling them.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I can't argue with that. I can't argue against that.

Speaker 10 (04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (04:33):
Right.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
The worst argument he had was when he said to
her quote, I didn't tell you because I knew you'd
react like this. You're exact. This is exactly why I
don't tell you things because you react like this. I'm like,
that's a that's just a bad argument.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
So you said you felt he was wrong in this situation.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh, I think he's one hundred million, one hundred million percent.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Just be honest.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
At the end of the day, he didn't.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I mean that opens a whole that's a whole different
argument that you didn't. The only thing that was on
the table was the fact that he was in a
public place with a lot of friends and she ended
up there and he didn't want to tell her. It's like,
sometimes it's easier if I just ignore it. It's no
big deal, we'll move on. I also sort of see

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that logic a little bit, but it didn't play out
that way.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
DISHONESTI Hi Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, what's up?

Speaker 12 (05:28):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (05:28):
So my opinion, I would definitely feel betrayed, only because
you know, you're supposed to have an open line.

Speaker 14 (05:35):
Of communication with your significant others.

Speaker 13 (05:37):
So if you can't feel as though you cannot tell me,
just as an s y you know so and so there,
you know, then there's no trust, then maybe you are
hiding something.

Speaker 14 (05:51):
Yeah, I would have felt betrayed.

Speaker 13 (05:54):
I would have been like, really, like you couldn't tell me.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I would have felt much better.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Social media Okay, I know, I say social media it
snags you every time. But you know what, yeah, I
know the social media can get you every time. All right, listen,
thank you, Denise, thank you very much. A lot of
people are weighing and saying the same thing. There's a
trust thing.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, of course I don't know, but he'll tell.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Uh yeah, I mean, you know, it depends on the situation. Look,
if I'm just walking down the street and I see
an ex and we sat there and talked for a second,
I moved on. If I don't tell, it's like, well,
then it doesn't bring up any weird feelings. But if
I do tell it, could you know? It all depends
on the person you're dating. Look, I happen to be
with someone who doesn't fly off the handle in a

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jealous rage. He just doesn't. He'd be like, oh whatever,
So I don't mind telling him. But we don't know
the history behind this this couple. She may or they
both may have a history of just getting crazily jealous
and causing a stir, starting a fight and then you know,
bringing it back for three days and bringing it up again.

(06:59):
I don't We don't know what their history is. So
maybe maybe there is a history of stuff.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
I know, it's very dependent on the couple, it really is.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Hi, Jessica, Yeah, what's up? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
So?

Speaker 14 (07:12):
I think that if if she's in a trusting relationship
with her boyfriend, and you know, they're both trust each other,
and I mean if it's an ex, but it's an
extra a reason. So if she's you know, that upset
about it, then obviously she either doesn't trust him or
there's more going on that right, Well.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
She wasn't upset that. It sounds like she wasn't upset
that he ran into his ex. He was she was
upset that he didn't say anything to her.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Right.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
See, it also down to if he if he if
he's hiding something that simple, what else is he not
telling me that?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
You how my mind works to Danielle, all right, so yeah,
so you kind of see that, Jessica a little bit.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's like if if you if.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
You go into social media and you see your boyfriend
hanging out with an ex, alarms would go on, rip
me off right right?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
And he even took a picture of you. What are
you stupid?

Speaker 12 (07:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Friends, O, dude, I can't believe Alison saw Donnie like
what Benn.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
So maybe it's better like if you have if you
see something, say.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Something right, right, Yeah, if you see one of those
old timey bombs in the fuses, is like you should
say something. If a train's come in, don't don't walk
out in front of it, all right, Jessica, thank.

Speaker 14 (08:20):
You, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
So then you start asking all these sub questions like Danielle, Hi, Danielle, hello,
and what's your question about this?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I want to know why the current girlfriend wasn't at
the dinner.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, no, he's allowed to go. I have dinner with friends,
right for sure?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
I mean, she doesn't have to go to every single
dinner he goes to, doesn't no, no, no or no.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
But did he know that the ex girlfriend was going.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
To be there? She didn't.

Speaker 15 (08:50):
He didn't.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
It didn't sound that way. It sounded like the ex
girlfriend being there was not planned. It sounded that way
with what I could hear see, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's not unusual what you're asking.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
A lot of people like to start asking all the
what if questions and you can actually what if this
and until the end of time, like like our Danielle
does the same thing I do.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I like to know what IF's about everything.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
We start asking questions we don't have answers to.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
You always looks at me and he goes, Danielle, we
don't know that, we don't know. Your answer is we
don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah, I don't, I know, but it does, it does,
But Danielle, it does make the suspicious mind come up
with follow up questions and then then.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Look, we have to walk through life being suspicious of things,
otherwise we you know, be dead.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
You know.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
So it's okay, don't hate yourself over it. You're great, Danielle.
And next time next time I needed a private investigator.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'm calling you organization. Danielle and Danielle.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, D and d Danielle. Thank you for listening. You
go have a great day.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
You wake up to Elvis Duran in the morning.

Speaker 10 (10:02):
Shadow on.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
All right, your Tuesday horoscopes.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Let's go, Sam, what's it for dinner last night?

Speaker 16 (10:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I had pasta.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
It was delicious sauce avajar but that still great sauce.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
No, we love sauce. Who are you doing horse gups with?

Speaker 7 (10:15):
I'm good at doing with gandhi.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Let's go get all right.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
If you celebrate today, you are celebrating with MGK, Jack
Nicholson and Sherry Shepherd.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Happy birthday everybody.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
Capricorn.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
Put down that phone and look around you. You are
missing amazing things right under your nose.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Your days an eight Aquarius.

Speaker 16 (10:31):
Everyone is gonna have an opinion of you, and most
of them will be wrong.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
So keep doing you your days of seven Pisces.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
You've been putting in the work and the universe is
gearing up to pay up.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
So get ready.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 16 (10:41):
Hey, Ari's a little sarcasm will help you get through
the day, but be.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Prepared for it to bite back.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
Your days of six Taurus.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
Your creativity is craving an outlet, so remember that some
activities are just good for the soul.

Speaker 16 (10:52):
Your day's of nine, Hey, Gemini, if you're feeling a
little stuck, consider re routing instead of pushing through that barrier.
Your days of five Cancer, lookout for opportunities hiding behind small,
insignificant moments.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
You never know what will evolve. Your day is a
seven Leo.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Don't just wait for the perfect moment to make that move.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Instead, create the perfect moment.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Your day's an eight Virgo. You're about to embark on
a new phase of your life. The nerves mean it
could be worth it.

Speaker 16 (11:14):
Your day is a nine, Oh, Libra, beware of the
sneaky little lies you tell yourself. It's time to benefit
from some honesty.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Your day's an eight and Scorpio, someone is going to
push your buttons today. Take a deep breath and don't
let them win.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Your day is a six, and.

Speaker 16 (11:29):
Finally, said Darius, fully accept the compliments coming your way.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
You deserve that little brain boost.

Speaker 16 (11:34):
Your day's a ten and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
So Froggy broke his pinky and weird, so you know us,
you know, we're all in there trying to figure out
how to fix it.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
I don't know that it's broken for sure.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Well, well I know you he held it up to
the camera and it's definitely facing a different direction.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Than the fingers.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, it's got a crooked top to it.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, no, no, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Don't want to turn around. And the arm like armrest
of the chair that I'm on is at the perfect
height of the bottom of the counter, and my pinky
finger got stuck between the two and I just kept
the chair, kept turning my arm. My finger wasn't enough
to stop it.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Well, obviously it was eventually, but uh so you know us,
we all have to get in it because we're all doctors.
We're all trained physicians. We all went through medical school.

Speaker 17 (12:28):
We did.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
But I didn't go to a broken pinky finger day.
I missed that one. So my my theory is what
I've heard is you really can't fix that, right, can't
you like tie it up to the next finger and
like Buddy's system it or something.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
I guess you can, But I was just telling Danielle,
it doesn't. It's not unbearable pain, like I can deal
with it right now. And if it stays crooked like this,
it's actually kind of funny. If it's stays way, I
don't care.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Daniels, I had a good solution. I thought, just bend
it back the other way.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
No, I I tried that a second ago in the
kitchen when I went to go get ice. And that's
not a good plan.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay. Well, my brother in laws an orthopedic surgeon. If
you'd like, I can text him and ask him what
you should.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Do, would you?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah? Can you like get a screenshot of what it
lend me a screenshot?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
All right?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I love the how we all feel like we have
the answers and we already don't know at all. But
as long as you have, you know, other fingers, because
you know, this is a job that requires fingers.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
It just does.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
You got buttons, buttons to push, you got to adjust
the microphone. It all takes fingers.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
The problem is I'm right handed and it's on my
right hand. Now that is a problem.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, that's oh, I guess you have to start using
your left hand.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
It's going to make your right hand feel like it's
being cheated on a little way. But yes, Nate, Nate, Well,
Nate has his hand up and you have a crooked finger.
I do.

Speaker 12 (13:53):
I actually wanted to be a hand model, but might
have a wonky pinky.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
So don't worry, Froggy. You know that's what I got now.

Speaker 12 (13:59):
If you're gonna lose a finger, though, I think the
pinky is the one you want to lose, right, because.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
You can't lose the thumb.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
The thumb is yeah, you can't unzip your pants.

Speaker 12 (14:07):
Yeah, the thumb you definitely need thumb, and the probably
the pointer finger are probably the ones that you would
want to maintain.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I think, well, my my middle finger is the only
one I use the most.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
We've gone from a little fracture maybe to Nate going
you might in case you have to lose it.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It's good.

Speaker 18 (14:25):
That's one I certainly don't need my ring finger.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
No, never, it looks pretty cool. Send that photo. Send
that photo to your brother in law.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
The other favorite part of that conversation was Nate, I
really wanted to be a hand model.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I did.

Speaker 12 (14:45):
I did a full I had the picture somewhere, I
did a full photo shoot and then somebody can.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Call those hand jobs they do? They call them what
do you do? I'm a I'm a model. I do
a hand job. But I always had.

Speaker 12 (14:55):
Such nice, uh feminine you know, yet very masculine hands.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
How does that work?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
They just have a very Look at look at my hand.
It's not it like it used to be. I really
missed my I don't understand. How do you be feminine
and masculine in your hands?

Speaker 19 (15:10):
Very?

Speaker 12 (15:10):
It's very like I have smooth, creamy skin, and you
know it just they were good looking hands. So I
did a photo shoot and it just didn't pan out.
So if you don't have this in your.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Hand, I do.

Speaker 20 (15:22):
I'll have you.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
E've been hanging out at the Jayo station two. Very,
do you have the Do you have the photos? We
want to see your hand job photo. I will find
the photo, Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Find that.

Speaker 21 (15:39):
Elvis d ran in the Morning Show. Elvis Elvis D
Warren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Come on, let's tell grandma stories.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I love Grandma, you know, I will tell you.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
You know, doing the show for twenty five years, every
time we've talked about Grandma's for some reason, it's fun.
I like we remember the time we talked about grandma's
whose boobs always popped out, Oh yeah, yeah, or grandma's
who were popular in the neighborhood we had. I remember
we had a listener call once and said, look, I
love my grandmother. I love her so much, but we've

(16:17):
recently found out that grandma was she loved to date
lots and lots and lots of men, like lots of men.
And I said, well, look, we don't want to slut
shame grandma. That's the last thing we want to do.
There's nothing wrong with dating lots of men. I mean,
who you know, I've dated lots of men.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I'm not a slut. You know what I'm saying. I
don't know anymore?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Now we stop it. No, but keep in mind grandma's
You know, they have years and years to accrue mileage,
if you know what I'm saying. Or what about the
grandmother who set herself on fire? We actually brought that
up one day. Tell us how your grandmother set herself
on fire? It was Gandhi. It was dozens of people responding, yeah, Grandma,

(16:59):
it usually is a wig thing, you know.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Ah, okay, okay. I was thinking a different type of
set themselves on fire like a protest.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
No, no, no, your grandmother was kind of famous in
the neighborhood, right, Yes.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
My grandmother was apparently the one who struck the fear
of God into a lot of the men around there,
because she was one of the pioneers of planned parenting
plan sorry, planned parenthood in India.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
So she was responsible for.

Speaker 8 (17:26):
Going house to house and giving people viasectomies and they hated.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Her for it.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
So if anyone saw your grandma walk into the front door,
she was about to like rip out their vez devrns
or whatever they call it, tube a.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Snip and so yeah, snipping.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
So oh, here she comes, and my Grandma's like, you
have seventeen kids, you don't need this thing anymore.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
What is going on? Let's have a conversation. Oh they
hated her.

Speaker 22 (17:52):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Feel free to text textus.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I just want to read your responses, Like, something great
about your grandmother doesn't have to be something about her
catching her hair on fire or slicing you know below
this grown Marias and all the guys of India.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Do you remember Henry Bendel in the city the Big Store, Yeah, Mike,
And grandmother was a seamstress for them back in the
day when they all kicked it off. Yeah, she was
kind of a really cool job.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Did she also get around?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
She did? I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Okayne.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Five, I got John online five real quick.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Hey John, good morning morning.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
So I said something that hit a nerve with you
and your family. What was that, John?

Speaker 19 (18:36):
Yes, when I was younger, my granny had a friend
who went through chemotherapy, and so she started to wear
wigs with her friend, just to support. But my poor
granny didn't know that you couldn't use curling irons on wigs,
and she set her wig on fire.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Oh she's okay, right, She didn't get any burns or anything,
did she?

Speaker 23 (18:55):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (18:55):
Yeah, No, it was on like a little wig ahead thing.
She was styling and getting it ready, and she said,
I guess she just held it on there too long,
and all of a sudden it started smoking. And then.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
John, you should see these text messages.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Here's when my grandma brought powdered sugar with her through TSA.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
You know, only grandmothers travel with powdered sugar.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Oh no, And they thought Grandma was doing cocaine and
they pulled they pulled her aside. Thought grandma had cocaine
in a box. That's horrible, my grandma. Oh my god,
they're coming in leaps and bounds. My grandma was so
mad at my dad that she told him to drop dead.

(19:35):
Because grandma's they can say anything to get away with it. Oh. Y,
of course, my grandma makes the best eggplant palm. I
did CrossFit with my grandma last night.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Hey, listen, John, thanks for listening. You go have a
great day, and God bless your grandma.

Speaker 19 (19:52):
Thanks you guys too.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Take it easy. George on line twenty four.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
George, Hey, we're doing great.

Speaker 15 (20:01):
Man.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Tell me about what your grandma did in the parking lot.

Speaker 15 (20:06):
So my grandma beat up some lady in the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Now why did okay, why did your grandma and some
old other lady get into a fight in the parking
lot And why did your grandma whoop her ass?

Speaker 15 (20:19):
Because the other lady was talking smack about my cousin
and my grandma was not having that. And so she
called up and said, you can meet me in the
grocery store parking lot, and she did, and she whooked
her behind.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yes, my god, Oh my god. Look, we don't condone violence,
but it's it's you know what, don't mess with grandma.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
She's gonna kick your ass.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Never show up in the parking lot when you get
the invite. That is a terrible plan.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, that's a good plan, especially if it's George George's grandma. Hey, George,
thank you man, thanks for listening to us today. It's
great hearing about your grandma.

Speaker 15 (20:54):
Thank y'all. I appreciate y'all.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
You take it easy, okay, I love A lot of
these texts are saying these wonderful things about their grandma's.
Grandma would always bring her own chicken cutlet to the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yes, she bring your own chicken.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
So how do you do that? She just cooked it
up and said, you know what, I prefer mine. I'm
gonna sit here and you're gonna do something with They did.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Take salad dressings and stuff out of their purse all
the time. I put my stuff into that person.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Of course, this texture says my grandmother could kill a
chicken by tapping it on its head. It would freeze,
and she would grab it by the neck and just
twist it in circles. Oh, dear God, Grandma's I know,
but they would make fresh chicken from those chickens. My
grandma used to hit us with her cane every time
we cursed, and she made us.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Put a dollar in a jar.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Nice. My grandma always used to drop food down her
shirt and she would always say that.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Her boobs were hungry.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Sounds like a grandma into sadne froggy as a grandma
like nine as Jen, Hey, Jen, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
We're doing very well. Tell us about your grandma.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
So I actually I'm a speech therapist.

Speaker 17 (22:01):
I lived with her for the last year during COVID.

Speaker 24 (22:05):
She passed away three weeks shout of her ninety ninth birthday.
Oh wow, but she lived the best life and when
she was eighty we actually just were sharing this story
at her wake. She was living in Yonkers and her
neighbor's house got robbed and she ran down the street
after the robber screaming.

Speaker 25 (22:23):
Can you get over here.

Speaker 17 (22:25):
They didn't cook him at the time, but then they
found him robbing another house a couple of days later,
and they showed her his headshot to her and she
identified him and.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
They God rest her soul. I love that.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, yeah, Jen, you know what, making chocolate tip cookies.

Speaker 17 (22:44):
She counted eight chips for every cookie, so making chocolate
chip cookies was like a four hour activity.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Grandma's are allowed to do it because they had a
lot of time.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
And hey, thanks Jen, thanks a lot. I appreciate that story.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Of course, have a good one you too.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Another text, A Rottwiler bet my grandma and she bet
it back and got arrested for animals.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
When my grandma would make food I didn't like to
eat for lunch, she would tell me that I can
just go eat crap and die. Here's one grandma that
always had holy water with her, so if someone pissed
her off, she sprinkled.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
It on them.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh my gosh, yeah, scary, it's great.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
My grandma was more of a fiction's bar stealer, where
she would take home the pickle chips.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
She was like a savor of everything.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
She would take aluminum foil and hang it out on
the wash line to reuse it.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
My grandmother would sew her pantyhose, like if you got
to run in your pantyhose. Instead of going to buy
a new pair of pantios, she would sew it up
and save it. Somehow. My mother's like, what are you doing.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
These texts? My grandma had weed growing in her front yard. Yes, Grandma,
my grandma when she was alive, she would curse at
you in Spanish if you said anything bad about her
baseball team, the Yankees. I mean, the list was goes
on and on. My grandma gets into fistfights over men
in the nursing home. My god, my grandma always farts

(24:08):
when she's walking and blames the floorboards thanks to Grandma.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Finally we talked to Tile, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oops.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
We finally we talked to Grace.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Hey, Grace, Hi, good morning, good morning. Tell us about
your grandma.

Speaker 15 (24:25):
So, my grandmother was a typical, strict, very old school grandma,
and she would sit with.

Speaker 14 (24:30):
A machete outside the house while.

Speaker 17 (24:34):
My sister and I would ride bike, and anyone, anyone
that would.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Come close to us, she would just grab out the machete.

Speaker 15 (24:40):
And you know, my grandma was hispanic A.

Speaker 24 (24:42):
Well put that away.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
She would come come at them with a machete.

Speaker 15 (24:50):
You know what, I gotta be honest out there with
a machete.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yep, Grace, I would take your grandma very seriously at
that point. No problem, Hey, listen. Thanks for listening to us, Grace.
I hope you have a really great day to day.
Don't let anyone mess with you. If not, Grandma's machete
is waiting for him. Okay, all right, guys, Hey, this
is Taylor swith Alright, this is.

Speaker 16 (25:13):
And you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Come on, wake up this Dane in the Morning Zone.
Roommate rules. I look back on my days when I
was in college and I had roommates. We had them
coming in and out. I forgot I didn't even know
half their names because they was like, what's your name? Oh,
you live here, Grant. But you have to have rules.
You have to have rules because you're living in this society, right,

(25:42):
You're in your own forced subset of life, right, and
so you have to have rules. Looking back on your
roommate days, I'm sure you had a few. I hope
you did. Otherwise, things roll off the tracks and people
have misunderstandings and you're stuck with each other. So you
have to make things work. Let's go talk to Sean

(26:03):
on line twenty. Hey Sean, how you.

Speaker 22 (26:05):
Doing, Elvis in the Gang? Good morning?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
So where did you have a roommate situation was this
college or what?

Speaker 22 (26:12):
Oh well, I was in the military, stationed in New Mexico,
beautiful New Mexico, and my roommate went out one night,
came home wicked late, and decided to poop all over
the bathroom like somebody dropped and maybe in the toilet bowl.
And then and then told me he ran out of
toilet paper and wiped with the shower curtain.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Oh god, let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
We've all we've all confused.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
We've all confused toilet paper with the shower curtain from
time to time, right, and.

Speaker 22 (26:46):
You never know?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
And so and so when he woke up from his
drunken stupor, I mean, did he did you make?

Speaker 22 (26:53):
I woke him up? Okay, I woke him up, sent
him and the only thing we had in that very
remote sect, you know, New Mexico, was Walmart. He woke
up by me right away and went and replaced everything
in that bathroom. And then from then on out, my
roommate rule was no more roommates.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, yeah, wow, I think that could be the best
roommate rule ever.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
But just no roommates, how about that? All right? Well,
no more room? What part of New Mexico were you stationed?

Speaker 22 (27:20):
I was actually in Alamagordo, right outside cloud Croft. Very beautiful.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Wow.

Speaker 22 (27:24):
I actually got engaged to my wife on top of
the mountain in cloud Croft in New Mexico. Back then,
this was a long time ago. We'd been married sixteen years.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Wow, it was.

Speaker 22 (27:32):
It was beautiful out there.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Hey. You know what, and from now on, no more
shower curtain problems. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
All Right, Sean, thank you very much. You have a
great day. Thanks for serving our country. Christina's on nine
twenty one, calling from Miami. Oh Christina, Now where would
where did this happen?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Why did you have a roommate?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Hey guys, Good morning, Good morning. So I was actually
up in college at US.

Speaker 23 (27:56):
I'm a Gator, Go Gators, And we had a bedroom apartment.
So me and my best friend had two of the
bedrooms and we had a third unit that was kind
of just randomly assigned to people whoever releasing.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
People decided to shove in there. So there was a
girl who came in, super nice girl. And then we
wake up Saturday morning.

Speaker 23 (28:16):
I will never forget this, and my best friend and.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I had come out to the kitchen and the entire
kitchen has been ransacked.

Speaker 23 (28:23):
There's cereal exploded everywhere, refrigerator door left open, there's food
on the counters, and then our toasters missing. So it
turns out we find out later our third roommate brought
a guy home. They were both drunk out of their minds,
were very hungry apparently, and the guy stole their toaster.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
He stole it.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
I mean, look, I can see getting drunk and making
a mess, but he walked out with your toaster.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yes, I'm all for having a good time. We can
clean up the mess, but he stole might be a toaster,
did ye act?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I never got it back. And on top of that day,
he left the door unlocked when he.

Speaker 23 (29:03):
Stuck out that day.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
So he left three ladies in an apartment with the door.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Unlocked, no toaster.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah I had someone broken in. You had no toaster
to throw at them.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
You know what I'm saying exactly, very upsetting. So the
new rule was do whatever you want to do, just
don't steal my appliance to speak exactly.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Leave the plants is plugged it Thanks you, Ahi, Christina.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
No more roommates for you. Done, done deal. That's the
number one rule today, no roommates moons Ago.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
So thank you guys.

Speaker 23 (29:29):
Loved being on.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Thank you guys, Christina, you go have a good day.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh here's an interesting Lindsey on twenty four, very interesting call.
So Lindsey, so it's you and three guys. So there's
four of you in this one an apartment.

Speaker 25 (29:43):
Yes, it's a big, four bedroom apartment.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
All right.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
So first of all, did you think it was a
little risky you a woman.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
With three guys?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I mean, you knew that you were it was three
against one.

Speaker 25 (29:55):
Yeah, I'm okay with it because I'm thirty three and
I've known that all since I was thirteen. So it
wasn't it wasn't too much of a respector it's a
little weird situation because I also have three cats, so
it's a crazy apartment. But I have certain rules where
like they have to be nice in my cats because

(30:17):
one of them cape animals and he's something else. And
then I have another roommate that literally leaves his underwear everywhere.
And then my other rule is they cannot use any
of my shower stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah. Gross, because guys are.

Speaker 25 (30:32):
It's extremely gross.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
You have to have rules, I mean, but let's go
back to the guy who leaves his underwear everywhere. I mean,
he'll just walk in, close the door and just take
his underwear off in the living room and does leave
it there.

Speaker 25 (30:47):
He Yeah, he's he walks around. He's not a small
guy either, He's a very big guy. And there's been
a couple of times too, because he does walk around
in his underwear. And I've had family, you know, visiting
me or like they're coming to see me, and he
would answer the door and his tidy whities and nothing else.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
And wow, that sounds like a dream. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, that's the thing, you know.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
And I know that they have services now where you
can vet whoever you're who is applying to move into
your apartment or whatever, and.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
They check him out and this and that.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
But you never really can fully know anyone until you
live with him, right, Lindsey.

Speaker 25 (31:31):
Oh, you're you're completely true about that. Like I said,
I've known the.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Guys for twenty years basically, and I'm still learning.

Speaker 25 (31:39):
Stuff every single day about them.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh you're no. Are you still with them as a roommate.

Speaker 25 (31:45):
Yeah, I've been. I've been living with them now for
sixty years.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
All of us.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Wow, Wow, good luck man. Oh awesome. All right.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Look rule number one, get rid of your roommates. This
is it works, all right, Lindsay, thanks for calling. I'm
gonna start doing that when I walk into any room,
maybe at work, even.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I'm just gonna take my underwear off and leave it.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh my goodness, Lindsay, have.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
A great day. Okay, Okay, thanks which Danielle.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
So to the guy that owned my house, I mean
he wasn't my roommate, but the guy that owned the
house before us was called naked man in the neighborhood
because he did everything like that. He went and got
the mail naked, he was on the barbecue naked. The
whole neighborhood always saw him naked.

Speaker 18 (32:25):
So he was totally naked.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yes, and they always go, oh, you live in naked
Man's house. I'm like, okay, yeah, I guess she's yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Didn't you guys have roommates?

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Any rules?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Any problems?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (32:35):
I had a million problems.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
We didn't have rules. In retrospect, we should have had rules.
But my one roommate, she was dating a guy that
I was friends with for a long time before they
started dating. She came home one day and we were
playing video games. She got angry. She picked up his
phone and smashed it against the wall, and without hesitating,
he got up, picked up her phone, smashed it against
the wall, and went back to playing the video game,

(32:58):
at which point I realized I need a new room mate.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
And then she stole my shirts. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Roommates for hell, all of them. Andrew, Andrew is a
new roommate. To you hear about his new roommate that's
not paying rent at all?

Speaker 7 (33:12):
Andrew should talk about it.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah, Andrew, so poor Andrew. You know he's been He's
had lots of apartments since I've met him. Anyway, tell her,
what about your roommate that's not paying rent?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
My god, I'm a sap.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
I found a roach this morning. You know, no offense,
but roaches happened. You know, it's kind of a part
of life now. They shouldn't happen in my apartment. Okay,
fifth floor.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
It's a new apartment, and I found one, and I
just I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
And you know what they say, where there's one, All
of his friends say that, yes.

Speaker 10 (33:55):
Yeah, if two people are living together, then you have
a boyfriend, a girlfriend that comes into the fold, At
what point does that third party have to pay rent?
Because because when I have a roommate, if the rule
was if they spend more than seven days in a
row there, they are absolutely going to contribute to that
month's rent, because I forget that.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
You know, when I was in college, we have people
moving in and I mean they would move in with
other roommates and then they wouldn't pay a thing.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I'm like, no, and but we didn't have that rule.
I needed you there.

Speaker 18 (34:20):
Yeah, seriously, we had that in place.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, there's always there's always the freeloader that just comes
in and just doesn't pay for anything.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
You're like, no, you need to have a we need
to have a meeting.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
So dishes, stealing each other's food, stealing each other's booze,
clothing in the Gandhi's case, roommates, Jeez, I can't do it.
I have two Schnauzers. That's I can't even handle them.
You know what I'm saying, eat my food.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
To wear my shirts, pee everywhere.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Anyway, tell mister.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Now, mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Elvis Duran and the More Daniel do you know who
John Williams is, yeah, you do?

Speaker 10 (35:04):
I do?

Speaker 17 (35:05):
You do?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
And you don't even know it. John Williams, I think
he just turned ninety. He's a He's a composer, a conductor.
Every fantastic, huge, blockbuster film you've ever seen growing up,
the music.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Was from him.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
He wrote the most incredible music scored just amazing, amazing,
amazing song. But did he write the NBC.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Night the News theme?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
He sure? Comedy here from NBC headquarters. I'm Tom Brocol.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
He wrote this. It's called the mission theme.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
It is anyway. John Williams friends with my parents. When
I was a little kid, I met him. It's so funny.
But you know what, And actually sometimes he'll come to
New York City and they'll do nothing. But I'm gonna
go ahead and give one of the answers to the
contest away. They would do nothing but Star Wars music
for like an hour and a half. And it but

(36:03):
to sit in an auditorium and listen to an listening
to an orchestra play, to me, that is pure porn,
with all the string section and the woodwinds and the
timpany and the harpist in the back and the whole
thing and the To me, it's just the most powerful sound.

(36:23):
It's second only to the sound of the ocean. To me,
the sound of an orchestra. And John Williams the world's best.
Now tell you what, Like I said, he scored some
of the biggest films of all time. If you think
you can figure out which films some of these songs
are from, you can win some money.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
This is the longest nbcure.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
It sounds a little Jurassic Parking to me. Don't say that.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
That could more of the answers. Some of the most
incredible films ever he scored.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
And you're gonna guess them. You're gonna get them right.
You're gonna win some money again called one eight.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Hundred two four two zero one hundred. Yeah, someone's just
in a text.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
He wrote the music for almost every Stephen Spielberg film. Wow,
I think I just gave him one.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It sounds like et too, still stopping.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Daniel, still spoiling my context.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Save the pattern with this guy. Wait a minute, let's
stop it.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Why did.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
He ruined TV shows? You're ruined contests?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Good?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Wait, can't you just see et flying with the stop?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
All right again?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Call now, don't listen to Danielle one eight hundred two
four two zero.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
You're gonna play Indiana Jones next.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I hate you, I really truly? What about Star Wars
already gave that one? Turn it off?

Speaker 26 (38:07):
Scary, Danielle. If I was there right now, I would.
I don't know if I'd kissing you or just slap your.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Assni did you do this game?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Did you come upident?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I apologize, Gondy.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
She ruined your game.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
Yeah, Nate's probably real sad he was so excited about
this one.

Speaker 23 (38:29):
I know.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Oh lord, Danielle, all right, let's go talk to Michelle.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I think I heard Harry Potter.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Can't do anything around here, daniel you're not listening to
You're not listening to, Danielle, are you?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
God?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Well, this game should be called repeat what Danielle just said.
All right, So John Williams incredible composer. We're celebrating his life.
Every time you watch the Steven Spielberg movie, you're celebrating life.
Let's see if you can figure out what films these
are from.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Scary. You gotta go back.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
You have to go back to that page.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
You're ruining for me. Here we go, all right?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
With every with every film you get correct, Michelle will
give you ten dollars, and with every when you get wrong,
you oweys ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Okay, okay, you have no good day so far.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
By the way, yeah, I'm actually driving to work.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Okay, Well, we're having a really bad show today.

Speaker 11 (39:24):
You're you guys in the shower, so you guys are
pretty good.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
It's okay.

Speaker 18 (39:31):
You see, I.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Feel dirty that knowing someone's naked listening to me. I'm like,
oh god, I love it. Hope I didn't say anything offensive.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
These are all uh scores, all songs written by music
written by John Williams. Here is movie number one.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
What a great song?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Okay, what film is that?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
From Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Star Wars. It was nothing, but.

Speaker 18 (40:09):
They knew that.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
You never knew the lyrics to the song. All right,
there you go, your ten dollars ahead, Michelle. Here is
John Williams theme song number two.

Speaker 11 (40:24):
Talk. All right, someone was trying to show uh, the
guy that fights in the jungle.

Speaker 25 (40:31):
I forget, but with the movie, Oh my god, forgot
with the hat.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
And he's like a whip.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
He is a hat. You're you're absolutely correct. It's Indiana Joe.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Wow, yeah, Michelle, Michelle, you just won ten dollars by
saying the guy with the hat.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
John Williams movie theme song number three. What movie is that? Score?

Speaker 11 (41:09):
From Harry Potter?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
W Yeah, get on your nimbus.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
I'm gonna help up my nimbus two thousand fly away.
All right, you've got thirty dollars. Let's move on to
John Williams movie theme number four, which is this is fine.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
What I'm beautiful, beautiful moving film? What is that from?

Speaker 9 (41:39):
You?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Do you remember?

Speaker 12 (41:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
That one?

Speaker 11 (41:42):
I'm not sure. Oh my gosh, I'm kicking myself.

Speaker 25 (41:44):
My cousin is the composer, so like she's probably yelling
at me right now.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Oh man, you didn't say Schindler's List.

Speaker 11 (41:53):
Lost?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
You lost in those Hey guys, we got ten dollars.
All right, you're still at twenty dollars. You don't, Okay,
you'll get this next one. John Williams composed this movie theme.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Listen to this.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
I hear sleigh bells in the background. That could be
that could be a hint. That is home alone, excellent.
Thirty dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
You're up to.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Thirty here is John Williams theme song number whatever it is?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
What's it from?

Speaker 14 (42:41):
Harry Potter?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
God?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Does anyone want to get to? That's Jurassic Time?

Speaker 11 (42:49):
Yeah, Jurassic Park?

Speaker 24 (42:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (42:52):
Ok yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
You're down to twenty dollars. I think I think I
dropped it? Yeah, twenty Yeah? What else are you doing?
You you sod busy?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (43:03):
I just I just got to work.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Okay, we'll go, we'll go faster. Okay, here we go.
John Williams movie song number seven or eight?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Who cares?

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Here it is?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
You'll never get this. None of us would get that good?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Do you know it?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Where is it from?

Speaker 11 (43:27):
Is? Oh my gosh?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Is it a Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Speaker 23 (43:30):
Either?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yes? What is it?

Speaker 24 (43:35):
The one with Tom Hanks?

Speaker 11 (43:37):
He's flying I forget?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yes, it's catch me if you can.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
You know, I can't believe you got that. Well you didn't,
but you did this.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Next one, this, next, this, next, John Williams score, I
know you know this one. Here we go, Josh Josh. Wow,
they used to call me that in high school. All right,
turn it off, all right? Now you're up to one
two forty dollars. Wow, Okay, you're making it back. Here

(44:13):
is John Williams another John Williams score. What uses from.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Excellent? What movie is that from the show?

Speaker 11 (44:32):
Oh my gosh, I know it.

Speaker 17 (44:34):
I'm so excited that I forgot.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
I can do it.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
Sorry, I don't.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I know it, but I forgot.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Sorry, a little film called Superman. All right? Okay, yeah,
you just luston. We got ten more dollars. All right,
so you're down to thirty and we're making some cash.
Here here's another John Williams film score. Guess it you
gotta get back?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Okay? What film is that from?

Speaker 23 (45:11):
Hello?

Speaker 24 (45:12):
Is it the one with Peter Pans No.

Speaker 18 (45:19):
Flying et phone Home?

Speaker 11 (45:21):
Yo?

Speaker 19 (45:21):
Was?

Speaker 12 (45:22):
Yes?

Speaker 24 (45:23):
Yes, I think I'm so excited at I'm forgetting everything.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Okay, it is costing you dearly.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
You're down to twenty dollars. All right, I'm gonna give
you another famous not from a film, but.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
It's from a very very popular event that's possibly happening
as we speak.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
And John Williams wrote this theme. Listen closely.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
John Williams wrote.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
It, what is the new show startup?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You know NBC?

Speaker 17 (45:56):
I think it is or something like that.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Oh my goodness, patterings, that's the Olympics theme.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Could you have five dollars.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Right, all right, so you got ten dollars.

Speaker 25 (46:10):
Okay, I forgot everything, you know what.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
You know.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
What's so great, though, is to really truly appreciate John
Williams for riding all those incredible scores, right, I mean,
what an amazing talent. Yeah, yes, he's amazing. Extra credit.
What is this song we're playing in the background now?
It was the Oh it's the NBC. Please hold it, hey, Diamond,

(46:40):
send her ten dollars. I know she's fabulous. Look at
you're on the radio, a bunch of people screaming at you,
and music on the phone.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I mean, I can see how it can be a
little Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
And some of those have very similar elements to other ones, so.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I get how you could get those used a little bit,
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
I have to agree. What a talented guy. Go do
a search on John Williams. And if ever he's in
your town, even at nineties, sometimes they put him in
front of an orchestra and he's a conductor. You can
hear his music. Just really fantastic. All right, thank you,
excellent game, Gandhi.

Speaker 21 (47:17):
I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 11 (47:19):
Olack o, very princess that resides over the Pits of Hell.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Follow us on Instagram.

Speaker 21 (47:25):
I'm Elvis Duran Show Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Phone tap.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
All right, Frocky, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Being reached out to us and her uncle has planned
a huge family vacation to the happiest place on Earth. Well,
I call him and tell him that, well, we're going
to have to make a few changes, and you can't
bring the whole family this time.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
All right, here we go listen to.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Well, Yes, I'm looking for Robert, please streak case. Hi Robert,
this is Henry also known as Happy Henry from U
or me. If we're ready to welcome you, and looks
like just under two weeks.

Speaker 20 (48:09):
Oh, Hi, how you doing?

Speaker 6 (48:11):
I'm doing very well. Calling to let you know that
we need to make a quick change here to your reservation. Okay,
I'm going to need to move that by one week,
So instead of arriving on the seventh and leaving on
the fourth, we're going to have you arrive on the
fourteenth and you'll stay until.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
The twenty first.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
No, that's impossible.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
That well, what's happened is we've had to make a
change we've had a family who's a part of our
Golden Ears club.

Speaker 20 (48:38):
I don't give it about some family with ears.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Well. Part of our plan here is we have a
Golden Ears club, and when we have somebody that's part
of the Golden Ears club, we have to do everything
we can make them happy and make you happy as well.
Now this is happy Henry.

Speaker 20 (48:52):
Happy Henry. I don't give up about any happy years
Golden Ears club. I have a family trip plan. I
can't postpone. Who are you mine? I got twenty seven
people flying in from all over the country and we
can't change two weeks. And I don't know what world
you live in, But this isn't happening, okay, So get
you all together and change some other family with golden ears.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Let me check my mouseka tools here and.

Speaker 20 (49:17):
Tools.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Somebody sounds awful Grumby today, but it sounds like you
had breakfast with Grumby.

Speaker 20 (49:22):
Don't you tell me when I'm going on vacation. You
understand me.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I tell you when I want to go on vacation.

Speaker 19 (49:28):
So you get your.

Speaker 20 (49:29):
Together and get your mouse cools working and you figure
out what you got to do. You should have my plans.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, sir, I'm going to ask that
you don't speak that way. We here, we're taught not
to talk that way.

Speaker 11 (49:40):
Well, I'm trying to vacation.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Here's the deal. I see that you're booked at the
Polynesian Resort. I'm going to do everything I can to
accommodate you, sir, I with twenty of you to one
motel that we have off the property.

Speaker 13 (49:54):
I'm not moving any motel.

Speaker 20 (49:55):
I'm not putting up my group. This has been planned
for a long time. You know you're giving me a
lot of bag. He supervisor, I could talk.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
To Yes, hold on, I'll put you on hold for
one moment and see what I can do. Hold on
one moment, please, Jesus.

Speaker 15 (50:09):
Just tell them the whole Where are your mom there?

Speaker 19 (50:12):
Do you believe I was just telling me what I'm
gonna go on vacation, Like, who's paying? Tell me when
I'm going on vacation?

Speaker 9 (50:20):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Robert, Yes, Hi, it's Henry. Great to talk to you again.
I wanted to go over here. What we're going to
be able to do for you and your family.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
What you're gonna do is tell me that I'm gonna
be there when I'm.

Speaker 19 (50:29):
Supposed to be there, when I'm scheduled to be there,
when I paid my money to be there.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Okay, well, I'm doing my best to put you here
the week you want to be here. But sir, you know,
you know what. Let's start over. Okay, No, let's start
over and we've all got ears. Let's say cheers. That's
that's our model here.

Speaker 26 (50:45):
What any of mine?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Now I see here you're also scheduled for a character breakfast.
It won't be with Mickey and Minnie this time. You're
gonna You're gonna be with Brutus and Sebastian SEBASTIONI you
know what, I love Bruce this He's one of my
favorite characters. I love you, Underrated, I'm a second Please,

(51:09):
I'm doing this.

Speaker 19 (51:10):
I'll pay next for len me and take them all.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Why at this point, hey Roberts, yes, you know, I'll
tell you what we'll do. What we're gonna do is
how many kids are in the party?

Speaker 13 (51:20):
Twelve?

Speaker 6 (51:21):
You know, we would like to take the twelve kids
and maybe I'd like to let them ride in the
front of the mono rail. Maybe they'd like to ride
in the front of the Mono rail.

Speaker 20 (51:29):
I'm not splitting up his trip by anybody.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
You know.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
It seems like somebody's got a little poo on him today,
as in Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 20 (51:37):
You're giving me so much, you know, I just want
to come down there and ring in Robert.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
This is Froggy from helps Ran in the Morning Show.
Can your niece Dina's phone tapping you?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
You shut this up, Uncle Robbie.

Speaker 12 (51:55):
I'm going to get back to work with me.

Speaker 13 (51:56):
Holy believe what just has this?

Speaker 27 (52:02):
Phontab was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
By all parts.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Phonotab Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
That is bald freak Ronnie, who basically grew up on
this show.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
And then he left.

Speaker 9 (52:18):
That's what happened.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
He flew out of the nest and went and did
his own thing.

Speaker 9 (52:22):
Not all of us can stay forever, but I'm back, so.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
You know, yeah, those with ambition actually do leave exactly.
The rest of us are just kind of stuck here. Well,
welcome back to the show. It's good to see you.

Speaker 9 (52:35):
Thanks, It's it's such a blessing to be here. I
haven't seen everyone in a while.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
While some of you right right, that's right, you and
Scary were down in Nashville.

Speaker 9 (52:43):
Gary Jones invaded Tennessee. Yes, yeah, like a tornado.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Okay, so there's a story here.

Speaker 18 (52:49):
I was.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I heard bits and pieces.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
You guys all went out for dinner, and you had,
by the way, baldfreak Ronnie always out there searching for
the love of his life.

Speaker 9 (52:59):
That was nothing with this story anyway.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
So you guys are out there having dinner and there
was a guest at the table.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
It was a group of couples, right, and I was
I was a single and there was another female single
who I was not my significant other. There was no
romantic interest there at all.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I thought she was yours for the night.

Speaker 9 (53:21):
No, No, the opposite of that.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (53:23):
In fact, one of my friends who was in town,
his wife said, well, why don't you like, why don't
you connect with this a person? And I said, not
my type. Let's leave it at that and move on.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Well, okay, so just in first view and first conversation
you knew she was not your type. But then the
night actually got worse.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
Well, first of all, I didn't invite her out to dinner.
He Scary Jones, who's out with me, says he didn't
invite her out to dinner, and somehow she wound up
at the dinner.

Speaker 10 (53:50):
She kind of drifted into dinner from cocktails, and then
someone in the group said, why don't we just bring
her along.

Speaker 18 (53:56):
Plus she'll make the eighth person in the group.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
I say, so, no one really knew her.

Speaker 18 (54:01):
Well, yeah, we know, we're kind of acquaintance.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
There's Scary.

Speaker 9 (54:04):
She's a scary friend. Scary is like he isn't one
of his navy girls. He's got He's got a girl
in every port, all right, who take a selfie with him?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Yeah, you have Hodes in different exic.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
He needs somebody to show him around town because he
just can't figure it out for himself. So he's got
So she.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Was a she joined you guys for dinner. Yes, so uninvited.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
So tell the story.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
So then we're all having a jolly old time at dinner.
The wine is flowing, the steak is being eaten, and
then the check comes at the end of the night,
and I tell my friend who's handling the bill, I
hold my credit card up because I want to pay
my share, and we split it up by couples and
the female, the girl who's sitting next to me. Who
who invited herself to dinner says I'll venmo you, and

(54:47):
I'm like, okay, And she doesn't venmow me the full
amount of her share?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
What was her share?

Speaker 10 (54:53):
Who?

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Two and twenty dollars per ahead?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Wow, all right, a lot.

Speaker 9 (54:59):
You're hanging out with scary Joe. You're gonna live high
in the hot I've.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Never heard of head costing that.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I'm not going to burge then. But anyway, all right,
so you would know, you would know.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
So anyway, so she was going to Venmo two hundred
and twenty two.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (55:12):
She venmos me one hundred and twenty dollars and she
irish goodbyes. He just leaves what and then I go?
And then he had left. Gary Jones had left, And
I go to my friend, who said, I said, what
was that all about? I said, I said, I Why
am I? Why am I paying for this girl's half
of this girl's meal? I don't even want her there?
So I sent her a Venmo request the next day

(55:34):
dinner balance plus irish goodbye in the comments for one
hundred dollars and I and then we went out to
dinner the next night. Because everybody was still around, and
this was the topic of conversation at the next dinner.
And I'm like, it's not just about the money, It's like,
why is she here to begin with? And why am
I paying one hundred dollars to hang out with somebody
I don't even like, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
That's tough.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
So she gets back to me, declines the ven request,
right says and said, and she says, I paid you
at dinner, you goober, lol, and I and I said, no,
you didn't. I said, two hundred and twenty per person.
I'll send you to the receipt in case, in case
you need it, Okay, So she responds, and she says, no,
I'm not short. And then she in the in a

(56:18):
Venmo comment, writes all the food that she had eaten,
and then in parentheses she's with the price and she
says that added up to one hundred and twenty dollars.
So that's why I paid you one hundred and twenty dollars.
And I said, listen, even if that was the classy
thing to do, which it isn't. When you're out to
dinner with seven other people, you pay, you just pay

(56:40):
your share. There's there's no comment, you don't item, you
don't take an adding machine out. That was decided, right
that it's just etiquette, right, it's just etiquette. And she
and she declined the request. She said, no, that that's
she said. I tried to. I tried to go over
to the server and pay my own way, so because
I try to avoid this.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Okay, So no offense.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Scary, but well, we know who you hang out with,
and that's not unusual.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
You do hang out with some shifty people. Well he does.

Speaker 18 (57:09):
We've talked about as Yes, what she did was absolutely wrong.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
I can't believe it. My mouth is on the floor.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
I will say we were out with people who ordered
expensive wine. That's why the bill was so much, and
I didn't order it. I took like three SIPs. The
point is I still paid my share.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Okay, But what she did, what your friend did, was
she paid one hundred dollars less than what she should
have paid and just tiptoed out, thinking, oh, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 18 (57:34):
You don't you.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
Have discussed it at least even if you're in I
am type for money?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Can I think I think that?

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Well, yes, in this corner, Yeah, we have bald free
Grannie who is out one hundred dollars because of Scary's friend.
And in this corner we have Scary who brings shifty
people into the mix.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Everywhere.

Speaker 18 (58:02):
If you on my side, they give me one hundred
dollars exactly.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yeah, do you owe Ronnie one hundred dollars?

Speaker 18 (58:08):
I'd be out of pocket for this money.

Speaker 12 (58:09):
Because you invite her Scary, but your invite you should
pay him his one hundred and then you go after
the money since you know her.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, he's not responsible for her part. It's absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (58:21):
You guys coupled him up with someone he did not
want to be coupled up with.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
You were like, you're gonna love this, She's gonna be great.

Speaker 18 (58:26):
You know.

Speaker 9 (58:27):
You know I didn't like her and even else, and
then you made.

Speaker 7 (58:30):
Him pay a hundred bucks for this person he didn't
like it.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Hold on, hold on, I'm trying to get all this.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
You are a fantastic stenographer.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
Have a question.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
What's your question, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
So usually when we have things like this, there's always
like two sides.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I've only heard one side that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
I would like to hear scary side, because it seems
to Ronnie is a slam dunky it all right, all.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Right, So let's go over here to uh the accused Scary.
So she she knew we were in town, and she
stopped filed in town.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
She spelled town wrong.

Speaker 10 (59:09):
Coast of Boy Josh knows her too.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
They would have any white out hold.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
On so Coast Boy Josh knows her too.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
We all know what she's do.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
You guys like share the same people, what is going on?

Speaker 10 (59:24):
Some acquaintance of ours And she shows us around town
and she hooked us up with fun stuff.

Speaker 9 (59:28):
Your honor, your honor.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (59:30):
The only reason we know her is because Scary did
the same thing when he came down to Nashville last
year and invited around for the same reasons.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Okay, so Scary, I'm sorry we were interruption, Scary, so listen.

Speaker 10 (59:43):
So at the end of the day, she was invited
to come out for some cocktails for the bar beforehand. Somehow,
somehow she made it to dinner, not by my invite, and.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
No, no, no, no, who then who invited her?

Speaker 18 (59:56):
I think it was our friend. It doesn't matter who
invited it was.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
It does yeah, because you are the reason she was
You're the reason she was there.

Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
The wives of one of our friends invited, I think
made the formal invite. So then she said, I'll just
I'll tag along. Yes, the point is she came, she saw,
she ate dinner, and I do think she is due
to pay her portion of of the bill.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Well, you're the reason she was there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Therefore you owe the money to Ronnie and then you
can go collect from her.

Speaker 18 (01:00:25):
Well right, Well, the thing is she split it with
ron They should have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Did we get her on the phone? No, bad idea,
a great idea. No, come on, coach to boy Josh,
this is a friend of yours too.

Speaker 27 (01:00:38):
Scary called me in here to defend him. But last
time we were out with this girl, it was not
a fun nut. We had away like a half an
hour to take like a Tesla Uber because Scary just
wanted to go in like the Tesla Uber Scary like.
And then we went to that dinner she was at,
and then they took us to that horrible club afterwards. Longe,

(01:00:58):
Oh my god, Yeah it was awful.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
So why are you hanging out with this nightmare?

Speaker 10 (01:01:05):
She's supposed to have to be a tour guide for us,
and she's a pleasant Is that what she does professionally?

Speaker 18 (01:01:10):
Anyway, I do think she owes her portion of the bill.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
She absolutely does.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
She does to you. But because you're gonna pay Ronnie
come out of my pocket?

Speaker 18 (01:01:22):
How is it come out of my pocket?

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
But Josh, I'm glad you're here. Is it okay? The
court recognizes coach?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Yes, of course, we.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
Can't come to it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I am the court.

Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
And the sonographer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
So she's really that bad of a time? Why was
she invited out?

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Okay?

Speaker 27 (01:01:38):
So I I don't know the reason she was at
that dinner we went to either, she was just there.
It was like all of Ronnie and Scary's like best
friends and her.

Speaker 9 (01:01:49):
And the money aside. That's what I told Scary is like, like,
are we not good enough for you?

Speaker 23 (01:01:54):
Bro?

Speaker 9 (01:01:54):
Like I'm one of your best friend you got to
invite some strang like relative stranger who I don't like
out to hang out with me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
It sounds like there's a history of bad times with
this woman.

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
Yeah, and there's Scary that's Scary.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
If we dive into Scary's past, Scary has a history
of inviting people who shouldn't be places to all time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Huld you do this at a sales party or something?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
All the time. I do like And don't you remember
he's hanging out with the mayor of Jersey City. Yes,
and he had a friend who like needed his parking
ticket taking care of.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
He brought his friend the mayor to pay the parks.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
Yeah, Scary has been told specifically to not invite someone
to a place, and he invited that person.

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
To be honest, most of the people you hang out
with probably should be in prison.

Speaker 18 (01:02:34):
You've met as friends.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
They're sketchy as hell.

Speaker 10 (01:02:37):
Man, I just want to say, oh my god, I
like I'm more than merrier kind of person.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Oh I know, Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
What what? Yes? Josh?

Speaker 18 (01:02:45):
What Scary?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
It was a great time.

Speaker 27 (01:02:47):
He arranged my birthday party the what was that place
called the Ashford? The Ashford in Jersey City. I show
up and like, it's like none of my friends and
all just all of his friends there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
They're drinking all the drinks, they're eating all the food.

Speaker 27 (01:03:02):
Scary is not even there yet, and I'm like, I
don't know any of you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
They were all out on a work release program. It
looks like do you do you know people want do
you know people on death row?

Speaker 23 (01:03:14):
All?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
So anyway, uh so you feel that she was there
because of Scary. Absolutely, therefore, Scary should be responsible for
the one hundred dollars she shafted you on.

Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
I think you've said it all, Judge Duran.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Yeah, guilty, guilty as hell.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Yes, hundred bucks.

Speaker 9 (01:03:38):
You can defend mo me after the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
And then you should try and get the money from.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Her Lary, right, And it's just a little side note
from the judge.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
I think you should reevaluate the people you right now.

Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
Yes, that is the moral of the story.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Talk about it, talk about it well.

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Scary Scary Jones is a guy who he he likes
to know people. That's his drug. He wants to he
needs he needs somebody in every port, everywhere he goes.
He needs somebody to be your anger on. And this
is that person in Nashville. Even though one of his
best friends lives in Nashville, he's still he needs his
hangers on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
And they're all kind of lower than low. He's friends
of yours.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
And now you're out one hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
All right, I'm glear. We had this time together. By
the way, it's great.

Speaker 18 (01:04:18):
I was trying to a beat up Scary Sessions.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
We love you, We're looking out for you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
You need better friends.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
We're looking out for you, don't you think?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (01:04:28):
Fact, I wanted to start a class action because something
similar happened.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
To me in Miami with you.

Speaker 28 (01:04:37):
Couple of my friends, and I know, we sit down
to dinner with Scary and four of his compadres.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
I won't even say friends.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
I feel like they're acquaintances.

Speaker 28 (01:04:46):
And then the bill comes and you know, it's loud,
Scary chit chattering with the other people. And then finally
he comes to me and he goes, Okay, your share
is four to fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
I go, oh, for three guys.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
He goes, no, four fifty a person.

Speaker 12 (01:04:58):
Oh my god, three of us ode over thirteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
And your friends who are.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Out on a work release program, they're aultly gaging signs
and stuff that.

Speaker 18 (01:05:10):
Was sexy fish in Miami and that fortune.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
All right, class action lawsuit. How much did we go for? O?

Speaker 12 (01:05:17):
No, no, whatever you wear you decided, Judge Crutch, Oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, among us.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Make it rain like you're doing most of those sleepy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Clubs you go to anyway. Baltic Ronnie, what an honor
to have you here today.

Speaker 9 (01:05:32):
Let's talk about this every day, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Are you gonna get one hundred on?

Speaker 18 (01:05:36):
I guess I'm gonna have.

Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
There you go, and then it gets money, and then
I get money, and daniel gets all.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Right, well, thank you for being here to listen to
Uh what am I doing? Did I do something wrong?
We're fine?

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Right, okay, thank you for being here to witness the carnage.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Here you go? Are they closing?

Speaker 9 (01:05:54):
Credits?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Now? Over the absolutely? There they go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
New friends, get some new friends. We all agree you
need new friends.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 21 (01:06:08):
They wake me up, Like the Morning Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
I stran in the Morning Show, Danielle, did you ever
figure out who stole the cookies out of your desk?

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
No? No, I know, And I run with bait.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Let me tell you it runs with Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
It really pisses me off because I don't mind if
you see a box of cookies on someone's desk and
you say, hey, could I have one? Or does anyone
know who this is? And like well even notes saying
hey took a cookie. This person ripped this box open,
went at it and then just left the evidence there
with the cookies, like half in the box, half out

(01:06:51):
of the box, crumbs on my desk?

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
What animal does that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Nate? Okay, hold on, let me explain every Nate, as
you if you've been listening, has a sugar addiction which
is not not uncommon, and everyone's trying to help him.
I mean, they're slapping cookies out of his hand.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Can I defend myself here?

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yeah, you know, go ahead, go ahead to avenge yourself.
Did you did you? Did you steal the cookies off
her desk? Yes? Or no?

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
I did?

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yes or no?

Speaker 12 (01:07:21):
I did open a box. It was not her box.
So I did open a random box on somebody's desk.
It was not Danielle's box, because I know Danielle gets
very upset about people opening her box, so.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Not so get in there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
I know you know, daniel the hinges on her box
are tired. So so who's Who's I'm want to go
back to daniel in a second.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
But whose box did you open?

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
It was random? I don't know who's, but I did.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Open Where did you find Where did you find random boxes?
Where did you find it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
He's on the desk that Rachel normally sits at.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Who does our Okay, so Rachel's desk.

Speaker 12 (01:07:57):
I don't know who's box that wast but.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Let me ask a question. You don't think it's you
should ask if does this belong to anybody?

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Is anybody operate by the scary roll? If it sits
there for three days, it's up for gras.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
That's Rachel's desk. So what if that was Rachel's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Cook I'll be your attorney here, No you're not, Yes, Foggy.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
What that's what happened there?

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
You asked him?

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Where did whose desk was it? Well, it was the
desk that Rachel normally sits at. That's like whose house
did you break in? It's the house that Elvis normally
lives in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
He's away, and if it sits there for a while, oh,
Elvis has been away, so his house has just been
sitting there.

Speaker 12 (01:08:37):
Also like the dumping ground, so she sits there half
the time, and the time people put stuff there, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Oh okay, yes, God, So.

Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
To sadly defend Nate for a second. That is sort
of like the transitional desk. There's a different person there
all the time. When we don't want stuff, we usually
put it on that desk and it does seem like
the place where it's, hey, you want something, grab it
from here. We move things from the communal area out
here to that desk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Well, my desk is not the transition.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Danielle's desk is not the trans desk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
So never opened up my box and left the crumbs
and didn't even clean up after themselves. Shame on you,
Shame on you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
All right now, Scary, would you like to be Nate's attorney?

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Please? By all means, Nate you first, What do you
want him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
To represent you in this instance? Yes, yeah, no, let's
let's see what you got.

Speaker 18 (01:09:29):
Well, it's basically what Gandhi said I was going to say.

Speaker 10 (01:09:31):
And in addition to that, right, the community desk, and
nobody's responsible for any cookies or anything that's there. It's
like that's the grab and go desk. It's always been
the grab and go desk. And if yes, Danielle, shame
on whoever took the cookies from your desk. If I
was if I went in your drawer and took it out,
that's a bad thing.

Speaker 18 (01:09:50):
But no, But like community refrigerator, the same thing.

Speaker 10 (01:09:52):
If it's a refrigerator in the in there and it's
not labeled.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
I'm going for it.

Speaker 18 (01:09:57):
The cookies were in there, you could have had them.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
The question, that's a little overreaching. You're just going to
go for it without asking around.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Really, so are you saying that because it wasn't under
my desk but on my desk, it's okay to eat them?

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:10:11):
No, no, that was a smashing grab. That person should
be caught and convicted.

Speaker 8 (01:10:16):
Be guys, why are we not allowed to bring a
little camera in here and put it in that pit?

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
You can just don't say you did Okay, cool, I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
No, wait, gandhi, we do have cameras. We do have cameras. Yes,
we do have access to the footage.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
We have to go to somebody to get We need
our own private you know, Deanna is in charge of
all the things video Deanna can we need? We need
cameras at every desk, even even the trans.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Desk, and under the desk too, because I don't trust
anybody under there.

Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
It's interesting that the places we need the cameras the
most are not there. We need to see what happens
in that kitchen, we can't see it, and we need
to see what happens in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
And we can't see it right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
So I'm not going to put an end to that.
I'm not doing anything about it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Okay, good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
I just feel like I would never I mean, I know,
like there's a lot of stupid things that I would
never do that other people would do whatever, But like,
who does that? It's just not a nice thing to do.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
It's not you know, at the end of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
No, you know, it goes back to the time Scary
stole appliances out of my office without asking anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
You don't do that.

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I know your family they're good people, don't you raised
like Elvis will never know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
It's gone.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Great that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
You both are a bunch of a holes.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Stop stealing from people's offices and desks. If it doesn't
have your name on it, unless it's like a communal thing,
stay out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
You know what I'm going to do in the next one,
I'm gonna put like some kind of a dietary thing
in the bathroom. I know that they're the ones who
ate it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Are you wishing diarrhea? Poli?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I am, I'm wishing diarrhea on them?

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Diarrhea Deanna. Deanna is saying that people are stealing her
stuff out of the refrigerator all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Yes, I didn't mean.

Speaker 8 (01:12:11):
To rampt you scary who was Nate's advocate here? His
attorney threw them right under the bus.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
I don't know if this attorney anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
I asked you, I asked you, you said you sure? Okay, Trial.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Remember last week we were talking to intern Stephanie about
shedding yourself from the world of toxic friends, just getting
ready for getting rid of your toxic friends, kicking them
to the curve. We received this incredible text, go ahead
and pick up line nineteen. We picked up this incredible
text from our friend Amy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Hi, Amy, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I'm good?

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
How are you guys doing great?

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
I'm so glad we could talk to you. Amy, sentence
a text.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
May I read your text?

Speaker 11 (01:12:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:12:54):
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Okay. We're talking about getting rid of toxic friends, but
she had they got rid of her. The text says,
I lost some good friends in the past because I
was such a heavy drinker. I'm sober now, so what's
your opinion about me trying to get back in touch
with them? I love this text. And by the way,

(01:13:17):
just because you're a heavy drinker doesn't mean you're toxic.
I don't want to mix those two. But if you're
a heavy drinker, sometimes you can. It can be a
little rough with friendships, right.

Speaker 11 (01:13:29):
Yeah, yes, definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
So I mean, how did they eliminate you from their lives?
And in what way.

Speaker 11 (01:13:39):
Just kind of disappeared. I know, I had one of
them in the morning, my best friend from high school
that we were really close, and she got married to
another guy from high school and we had all gone
to their wedding in Gatlinburg and everything, and he was

(01:14:01):
really upset with my drinking, right, and so he told
her that you should stop hanging around her, and they
moved I think to Akron or somewhere basically somewhere in
the woods, and she the only time I've heard from
her since, like the past thirty years is when her

(01:14:23):
parents passed away. Wow, and not that long ago. I
tried to call and there was no answer, and so
I left a message, you know, like, hey, you know,
I'm If you're worried that I'm like drunk styling or something,
I'm not. I'm sober now, you know, I hope to
talk to you. And I didn't get a call back,

(01:14:46):
but I mean, it could have been anything. But in
my mind, I'm all worried, like, you know, God, she
still think I'm in that position because it got really bad.

Speaker 18 (01:14:56):
I will admit that.

Speaker 11 (01:14:57):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
But you know, Amy, she may have definitely seen you
on the caller Idea and heard your message and for
some reason decided not to reach back out. And you
did all you could do. I mean you, you did
what you might do to reconnect with her. But if
she doesn't reconnect with you, then you know that's on her,
you know. But I love the fact that you're thinking
about all these friends that you miss and may miss

(01:15:21):
you because of your past with drinking. But did you
go through the twelve step program or how if I
if I'm being too personal, let me know, but how
did you up?

Speaker 11 (01:15:32):
Well? For me, it was really really bad, and I
went to a couple impatient I did go to the
twelve step a couple of different times. They with that
for a while and everything, and for me, it just
finally got too bad and I, you know, went to
an impatient program and it just stuck, thankfully, right. And

(01:15:56):
I think part of it is that the guy I
was with, he was kind of I can't think of
the word, but Basically, he wouldn't. If I wanted to drink,
he'd be like, Okay, you shouldn't. But or he'd be
I'm going to the store. Do you want me to
pick you up something?

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
He was not helping him. I know he was not
a really.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
An ex boyfriend of mine was a He went through
twelve step and part of his twelve step steps was
calling the people he felt he had wronged.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Right, did you do that?

Speaker 11 (01:16:35):
You did?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
You have to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Right?

Speaker 23 (01:16:37):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
I didn't get that far or deep into it. I
went to the meetings and stuff like that, and I
did some of the step but I didn't do them all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
But Amy, you're not upset because a lot of people
might have been pissed off that their friends kind of
you know, left them when they needed them the most.
You don't blame that.

Speaker 11 (01:16:57):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
You don't blame them though, for walking away from you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
No, not at all.

Speaker 17 (01:17:01):
Ok.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Wow, good questions.

Speaker 11 (01:17:02):
I've got one other friend I think of a lot.
Actually I actually have dreams about her and stuff. But
he was a friend from college and then I ended
up working beside her. She was a coworker and she
was a really good friend. And I know when she
got married. I remember I got really bad drinking drunk

(01:17:23):
whatever at her wedding, and I have a feeling that's
probably some hurt that she has that maybe she's just like, okay,
that's enough.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Wow, Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:17:36):
So I haven't really reached out to her yet.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Well, look, you know, I think it's admirable that you
are thinking of them and you're reaching out. If you
call maybe ten people and you get two callbacks, that's great,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
And it doesn't mean you have to be besties and
have to go to movies with each other.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
It's just letting them know you're thinking about them and
letting them know how you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I bet they've been curious, Gandi, what are you thinking?

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
I think to making a thing seems like an important
step to you at the moment. If you want to
reach out to these people and in your head, you know, yeah,
this was an inciting incident and it caused them problems
and you are the person that brings it up. Maybe
that would do some good for all of you.

Speaker 11 (01:18:13):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yeah, And you know what I'm thinking. You know, Elvis
just said like, if two out of ten call you back,
it's great. So maybe start with that. But then maybe
those two, if they know any of the other people,
might be able to say, hey, I had a great
conversation with Amy, she's doing great. Maybe you should reach out,
and you just never know how like more people will
start reaching out.

Speaker 11 (01:18:36):
You guys have good information.

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
I would also say, don't don't get too sad if
you do your part and you reach out and people
don't get back to you immediately, because everyone works through
some in their own time. And as long as you're
happy with what you've done, and you've come to a
better place in your life and done everything you can,
then sometimes you just got to move on.

Speaker 12 (01:18:54):
And they might have things going on in their lives
right include them from reaching back out to you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
So it's not all about ever know Amy. You know Amy,
And I'm loving the fact that you're on with us
because a lot of people are listening, and maybe even
people in this room who are thinking, you know what,
there was that person that I ran away from back
in the day for whatever reason. It may be drinking
or whatever, and I do wonder how they're doing. I

(01:19:20):
guess it's been years. Time has passed. I'm gonna give
them a call just to let them know I'm thinking
about them.

Speaker 11 (01:19:26):
That's great if I think to say, everyone gives people
a chance. You know, everybody makes mistakes in their life,
you know, Like I said, mine got very bad, and
I wouldn't blame people for staying away from me. But
thankfully I'm out of that and hopefully I can reconnect

(01:19:50):
with some friends. And I'm just saying to everyone else,
if there's anyone in your life like that, give them
a chance.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Let me ask you this, amy, Has this process made
you more patient with your friends that otherwise would have
driven you a nuts? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
I mean, are you finding yourself going through life now with.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Patients for anything and everything, including traffic and bills and whatever,
because you understand that people are we're patient with you
at one point.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Not quite as well?

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Okay, well, it's it's definitely something to think about, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
Yeah, I don't have any friends. Unfortunately, I'm like a
lone person. I'm very good at talking to people when
they come to me, but I'm not good at going
to them. So that's something that maybe this can help
me work on.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Well, you have us, and I appreciate you spending time
with us, and I know that you really really made
a lot of people do some thinking, and thank you
so much.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
Amy, and you have a great day, and thanks for
listening to our show and thanks for being a part
of it.

Speaker 11 (01:20:55):
Thank you always, thank you my guys saying congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
So what did you guys think about that?

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
I think it's really interesting. I have a lot of
friends who have gone through their own struggles with addiction,
and of all of them, a couple have come out
on the other side. But when you're in it with someone,
addiction doesn't just affect the person that's addicted. It affects
the entire circle around them and things that have happened.
I understand both sides of it, and I see why
she definitely wants to reach out. I also see why

(01:21:23):
maybe some people might not be ready for it. But
either way, she can only do what she can.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Do, and she's got to be patient. She's got to
let them do it in their time too.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
You know, people come and go in and out of
our lives, and they're there for a reason, and if
they leave, they leave for a reason and we move
on to new victims. But that's just that's life, you know,
that's the way it is, and if someone you have

(01:21:50):
wronged in the past never wants to speak to you again.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Okay, well, no regrets, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
You sound like you're singing a song from Wicked I Am, which, yeah,
there's a song in it talking about how people come
into our lives for reasons and then they go and
you know, yeah, you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Make me cry, you know, Gandhi, It's like that guy.
And Drew Barry Moore's show The Florist. Yes, people are
asking him how to prolong the lives of bouquets of flowers.
What he said was pretty cool, right.

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
He said, flowers are meant to die. They bloom and
they die, and they teach us about living in the
moment and appreciating things while they're here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Don't waste your time.

Speaker 8 (01:22:28):
Well, you can appreciate what's here on trying to prolong
something that's inevitably going away.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
It applies to friends and anything else in life.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Excellent.

Speaker 21 (01:22:43):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Okay, I was accused of being such a boomer yesterday.
Oh fine, I took a good friend to lunch yesterday
and I ordered the soup and he's like he's like,
he's like twenty four years old, right, He's like, oh, soup,
I said, well, I said, it's running good soup today.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
You should have this soup.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
You're such a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Boomer really.

Speaker 12 (01:23:10):
Really, the more I thought about it, because you texted
me after this, and the more I thought about it,
it is kind of a boomer food.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Wait, which kind of soup was it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
What do you mean which gave it was?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Because I feel like a French onion soup wouldn't be
in that same category because everybody likes French onions.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Okay, well, no, I think that's not I think you're wrong.
I think all soups are boomers according to this guy.

Speaker 10 (01:23:30):
I also think who was trending on TikTok all of
a sudden it would be a gen Z broccoli cheddar.

Speaker 18 (01:23:36):
It's like, no, no, no, don't listen to these.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
I rarely see, excuse me, I rarely see soups trending
on TikTok.

Speaker 12 (01:23:44):
The more I thought about it, soup definitely a boomer food.
And then depending on the sandwich, like if you ordered
a reuben of.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
Boomer see, that's that's bull crap, I tell you, why, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Then do you know what dime turn hernd then you're
full of crap diamond. A Ruben is, boomer?

Speaker 18 (01:24:03):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Can I ask about a ruben is exactly? I know
it's some type of a meat.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Come on, Boomer, I have no.

Speaker 12 (01:24:10):
Idea strommy sour crowd on rye with Swiss cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Swiss cheese sounds good. Let me tell you something. Let
me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
New York deli restaurants are very, very in right now.
A lot of people who are young and not boomers
are going to them, and they are all about rubens.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
So don't get started with me.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Maybe a boomer in another city.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Maybe okay, but I'm telling you in New York.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
That they're very hot. These are hot places, says the boomer.

Speaker 22 (01:24:38):
I would think.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
I think you're right, though, I think it would depend
on where you are because it would be different. What
would make you a boomer? What you order different?

Speaker 18 (01:24:46):
Quicker oats is a boomer? What is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
It?

Speaker 18 (01:24:55):
Is?

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Exactly? So scary on West Broadway? What's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
I used to do like a nice Jewish deli, high
end brunch Sdel's, Okay, Sodel's, go there on brunch day.
What is the average age of the person eating those
Uben sandwiches twenty three. Okay, sir, I rest my case.
Boomer has rested, needs to rest.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
It's getting there. Can I just say that soup Nazi store?
What's that guy from the set that's gone?

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
No, he's still there and I know them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
But I pass it and the line is still wrapped
around the building.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Okay, look at the average Look at the average age
of the people. That's what we're talking about, the average
age of people eating his soup. Yeah, he's done, but
his thing is there.

Speaker 18 (01:25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Now if you order soup and a packet of saltines,
now that's a different story. I'll give you that. If
you're throwing crackers in that soup, that is definitely Boomer boom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
What about if they're little fishy crackers?

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Yeah, those are good, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Yeah, saltines is definitely.

Speaker 18 (01:25:56):
Chowd is a Boomer food?

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Okay now yeah, okay, let's just stop ChIL Yes, Producer Sam, this.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Conversation is making me miss my grandpa.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
You know what, IRV? Are you comparing me to Grandpa Irving?
Actually I'm honored.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
So thank you. Also, I just got the weirdest text
from Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Can we get Amanda and she's on line nineteen. I
want to get to the bottom of this. Hello Amanda, good.

Speaker 23 (01:26:25):
Morning, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
It's going well.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
So may I may I read the text that you
sent because we're trying to we found the commercial you're
talking about. We're trying to figure out what the problem
is here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
May I may I read the text out loud? Is
it cool?

Speaker 13 (01:26:40):
Please do?

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Elvis. Let me preface this by saying this is only
because I enjoy listening to you daily.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
And by the way, and aside, thank you, Amanda. This
is an out of love crap sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
I think you're hilarious, but there's a Dura cell battery
commercial running and every time you say the words I
forgot batteries, it makes my teeth hurt like I'm biting
down on aluminum foil.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Luckily we have to skip thirty seconds button so I
can skip back to listening to the good stuff. Okay,
I just will let you know this may be a
little out there. Just wanted to get it off my chest.
It may be a me problem, all right. Can you
tell us exactly what it is about I forgot batteries
that makes your teeth hurt?

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
When I say.

Speaker 11 (01:27:26):
It absolutely Okay, So I'm gonna say, you know, when
Nate does the horoscopes and he does it in that
that weird tone, and you're just like, oh, yes, well
that's that's kind of the way that you say I
forgot batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
And it's just, oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
I don't know if they told you to say that
or wow. So it's not the words I forgot batteries,
it's how I say them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Say it correct.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
It just makes you want to just like lash out.
I don't know, it hurts. It hurts your teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
I wonder if your ears are more sensitive than others
to certain pitches or something.

Speaker 18 (01:28:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
I don't know. Well let's tell you. Let's play it.
We found it and it's in the beginning of this commercial.
By the way, we love Dura Cel. There is no
other battery in my house right uh, just for the
for the record, but you know, maybe I did them
a disservice. Let's listen, and we're listening for the words
I forgot batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
It's elvious got to talk about Dura cell batteries. You know,
the holidays are here and with this time of year,
comes the three scariest words you can hear. It's I
forgot batteries. Come on, make sure you don't okay, okay,
so I don't know, it just didn't bother me. No,
well hold on, we're not talking here. We're talking to Amanda.
We want to make sure she's happy. She loves our show.

(01:28:49):
And you know, for once, we're trying to be customer
service forward. All right, So it's the so you're saying,
it's my inflection with I forgot batteries.

Speaker 11 (01:28:58):
You don't like it, yes, sir, yes, sir, all respect.
You see.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
You know, if you want to talk to someone about
something that's bothering you, you say it like Amanda's saying it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Okay uh, and I appreciate that. So let me do
we do we isolate the I forgot batteries?

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
Or do we have to play the whole thing? But
here we go. Okay, let me hear how I say
it now if you if you want to put the
phone down, Amanda, I don't need to throw up or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
But here we go. We got to talk about dura
cell batteries. You know there are here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
And with this time of year comes the three scariest
words you can hear it's I forgot batteries. Okay, So okay,
I think I say it like this, I forgot batteries.
That's how I say it, all right, So how how
do you want me to say it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
That would be more pleasing to your ear hole?

Speaker 11 (01:29:53):
Again, I think this is a me problem, and I
have that skip thirty button.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
You can say it however you'd like.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
I just getting it off my chest. But wait, Amanda, Amanda,
someone just sent a text saying, Now I can't stand
the way he says it. You're causing You're causing a storm.
Mode says you're causing a storm of hate. That one.

(01:30:20):
I think this is hilarious, Amanda. Let's make that very clear.
They're saying it sounds forced.

Speaker 18 (01:30:26):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Really Okay, well, okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
If it's if it's Christmas morning and we open up,
you know, a gift that needs batteries, I'm like, oh,
I forgot the batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Is it better like that?

Speaker 18 (01:30:44):
I have to think about that?

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
No, no, no, you know what you know I always
learned a long time ago you should never complain about
something unless you haven't a fix, because that's what they
tell us here at iHeart. I never bitched moan about
something unless you have an answer to fix. So I'm
trying to Yeah, what's that name?

Speaker 12 (01:31:01):
I think, Ama, Amanda, I think you should say how
you want it to be.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Sett's turn about it. Fair play, Amanda. Let's say let's say,
here we go, you're opening a gift and you realize
you forgot the batteries. Okay, what do you say? And
how do you say it? But you got to say it,
and you know out loud to it.

Speaker 18 (01:31:19):
Here we go, sang it the batteries.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
That actually is very good. I do like that much.
So Scottie, can I redo that commercial and insert dang
it the batteries?

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Of course?

Speaker 11 (01:31:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
I mean, can you edit it like real quick? Do
you have it pulled it? Do you have the commercial pulled?

Speaker 9 (01:31:42):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Yeah, I have it here, I have it the raw
cut here, you have the original raw cut? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
All right, so let me know when I can record.
How fast can you insert dang it the batteries?

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Let's see. Okay, you can hear it live. We're gonna
do it live on the air. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do
it because my mic is on, but I'm going to Okay,
turn your mic off and here we go and point
at me when you're ready for it. Dang it, dang
it the batteries. Is that how you wanted Amanda?

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
How do you want it? Per Okay, here we.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Go, dang it, the batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
Okay, he's now inserting that into the commercial.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
He's taking out the line I read, I forgot batteries
and we're gonna see if this works.

Speaker 12 (01:32:26):
It's a live experiment, experiment that's awesome. By the way,
Dura Cel didn't pay for this. You don't work for
duras Okay, they say.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Okay. People are getting like, really really picky. I think
it's the way the tea is pronounced.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
It hits the teeth funny and causes a reaction when
I hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
From Amanda. Amanda had no idea this is how her
day was going to start, all right, So I can
play it, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
I don't know if everyone will hear it. Okay, you
can if it's going through your board it let's say
you tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Here we go. Okay, Now we don't hear it. I
don't hear it. Here, did you hear it? On the air.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Yeah, we hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
It must be only locally here one hundred. I can't
play it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Okay, well, can you move it over to the cart
deck or.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
Something, can you? It'll take me sixty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
But sure, okay, do that? Do that? All right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
We're gonna Amanda, We're gonna get to the bottom of
this and we'll see if the new one is acceptable,
because the client has to say, Okay, dang it, the
batteries works just fine.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Sound good, Amanda.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
Are you still a member of military personnel? Yes, sir, Well,
we thank you for serving our country very much.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
And uh, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
You're you're you're you're serving your country in a different
way right now by having this change a Dura cell commercial.

Speaker 19 (01:33:51):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
I couldn't ask for anything better.

Speaker 20 (01:33:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
All right, do we have something for Amanda. Let's let's
give something special to Amanda.

Speaker 12 (01:33:58):
This is a true crap sand which this is the
middle that is going to be so good for you.
We're going to give you a two hundred and fifty
dollars Macy's gift card. Yeah, you can get something that
requires dang batteries.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Okay, Now we're running into a new problem. The copy
says three words. There's three words I don't want to
you don't want to hear. And then I say, I
forgot batteries. That's three words. But is dang it one word?
Dang it is one word? I see, okay spelled as
one word. Okay, so dang it the batteries. So that's
three words. So we still it still makes sense, right, okay? Yes,

(01:34:33):
So yeah, you're getting Amanda. So Amanda gets a two
hundred and fifty dollars Macy's gift card.

Speaker 12 (01:34:40):
Yeah, yeah, because Harold Square has so much going on.
The the iconic Harold Square Store got a lot I.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Can't give me, to give me this. You need glasses,
you need glasses, Oh my goodness. Located at Macy's Iconic
Harold Square Store, featuring exciting assortment of products, gifts, and
food and beverage from all over fifty local businesses. They've
got so many cool things collapse with Disney uggs, lots
of things.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
All right, very good, Amanda. Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
See, if you want to complain, you complain in the
proper way, the constructive way, and sometimes you walk away
with two hundred and fifty dollars, you know, two hundred
and fifty dollars to spend at Macy's.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Hey ya, how do you like that?

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Amanda?

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Thank you. Hold on a second, we're gonna get your
info and send.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
It to you. All right, we may have to like
redo this entire commercial, though, Do we have it?

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Is it ready to play? I got it here?

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Okay, all right, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Gonna okay, let's just see how it sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Yeah, okay, here, here we go.

Speaker 18 (01:35:34):
Here it is.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
It's almost got to talk about Dura cell batteries. You know,
the holidays are here, and with this time of year
comes the three scariest words you can hear, dang it
the batteries. Come on. Make sure you don't get caught out.
I know, but people are still complaining about dang it
being one word or two.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
This is a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
It is one.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
I've seen it as one.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
Let's look it up where one of them what it
says that it can be hyphenated. So if it's hyphen neated,
that's technically one word.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Yeah, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Yes, that's one word hyphen.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
I mean it's spelled like two words everywhere I'm looking, Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
But okay, but what what what?

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Hold on?

Speaker 15 (01:36:12):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
What if we change the line leading into dang it
the batteries.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
You don't want to hear these words that you don't
have to put a number?

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
Yeah, okay, let me hear that. Go how that goes?

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
And we'll figure out what to write here, play it again?
Here we go, here we elvis got to talk about
dura cell batteries. You know, the holidays are here, and
with this time of year comes the three scariest words
you can hear.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
And with this what is it? And with this and
with this time of year, what do I say?

Speaker 6 (01:36:36):
Comes you can hear?

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Okay, here we go?

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Are you rolling?

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Hold on, Scotty's all right, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
I'm sorry we have to take up your time and
you're driving to work.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
You've got things to do with everything, and with this
and with this time of year comes the words you
don't want to hear, right is that it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Be ready? And with and with this time of year
and in this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Time of year, what do I say saying this time
of year?

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
And in this time of year those words you don't
want to hear? Perfect, No, do it again? I don't
like that one again again?

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
And this time of year there are words you don't
the words you don't want to hear, and this time
of year there are words you don't want to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
There, put that one in. All right, we're going to.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
Put that in.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Okay, we have people sitting.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
In their cars waiting to go into work to hear
the newly constructed Dura cell commercial. Amanda complained and said
she hated the way I said I forgot batteries, because
you know, when you open the gifts for the holidays,
you got to have batteries. Yea, So she suggested I
say dang it the batteries. But originally it said we

(01:37:46):
need three words in the three words where I forgot batteries.
We really think dang it is two words. Therefore it's
four words. So we had to change two lines. Here
is the newly constructed Doura cell commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Here we go. It's Elvis got to talk about Dura
cell battery.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
You know, the holidays are here, and this time of
year there are words you don't want to hear. Dang it,
the batteries.

Speaker 18 (01:38:06):
Come on.

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
Make sure you don't get caught off guard on Christmas.
There you go, all right, Now people are complaining, People
are complaining about other things. You know what, Get over it.
We can't and we're out of Macy's gift cards. Go
away show. I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.

Speaker 21 (01:38:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Well, let me read you a short little story. This
dispute on a plane caused the flight to miss its
takeoff time, according to a passenger. The headline of the
story is monster passengers allegedly bully a woman who wouldn't
trade her comfort seat for coach so they could sit together.
You kind of know how this is gonna turn out, right,

(01:38:53):
So this was on Reddit under the m I and
a Hole section, which we love. This happened a few
years ago in an international flight for a vacation. I
had been planning for over a year, and I was
so excited to get comfy in my comfort plus seat
and knock off before landing. Unfortunately, the person across from
me had other plans. As you know, comfort plus seats

(01:39:15):
are usually an economy, but you pay a little more
for a little more leg room and.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Stuff like that. But you pay for it, right, Yes,
you plan ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
While I'm getting all settled, I hear the standard Oh
I think you're in my seat conversation begin. The poster
then explained that a woman with a standard economy seat
assignment had approached their section and asked another woman who
had booked a comfort plus seat if she could switch
seats with.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Her so she could sit next to her friend.

Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
Well, the woman in the comfort plus seat politely refused, saying, look,
I specifically paid extra for this seat because it's a
long flight, it's a long haul to Europe.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
Well, according to the redditor, the woman with the economy
seat assignment and her friend proceeded to start bullying the
other passenger, claiming she was ruining their trip.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Wow, the audacity.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Yeah, the situation became even more heated more heated, so
much so that both a flight attendant and then the
pilot had to get involved.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
Keep it mind, they're still on the ground. So while
the pilot insisted that the.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
Woman from Economy returned to her correct seat, the woman's
friend continued to bully the passenger who declined to trade,
insisting she had ruined their entire flight. Even insinuated that
she refused to give up her comfort plus seat because
she was fat.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
What we kicked off that plane? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
The article goes on to say, there was some validation
for the passenger who was in their correct seat all along,
according to the poster, when the flight attendant was forced
to get involved yet again, she simply moved that passenger
up to first class away from all the harassment. Okay, yeah,
but more Unfortunately for the original poster, they said, by
that point, the plane had already missed its initial takeoff

(01:40:55):
time and was ultimately delayed by two hours because of.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
These idiots to kick them off the flight, right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
Well, the story goes on, and this is to your point.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
The friends got their way, though the monster from Economy
snuck up back into that seat next to her monster
friend at some point, and everyone else in the in
the section said they should have been kicked off, both
of them.

Speaker 16 (01:41:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Sure, they unanimously agree.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
On Reddit that they're outraged by this passengers and the
passenger's behavior.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
They should have both been kicked off the flight on
the spot.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
And then someone else went so far as to say,
if you're involved in causing a scuffle and the plane
is delayed, that costs money for the airline. Those people
should have to pay whatever it costs to be delayed
or yeah whatever that is, like ten thousand dollars whatever.
So the point is this, as you get all crazy
and look, I know, going through TSA, going through the airport,

(01:41:48):
getting to your gate, you know everything. I know, I
know it's it's stressful. We all agree, but if you're
going to start stuff like this on board, you are
basically satan. He really is.

Speaker 8 (01:42:01):
Absolutely and be patient with old people and people who
have babies when they're getting off the plane. You know,
everybody tries to run off and just truck whomever is
in front of them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Well, people need a little time.

Speaker 7 (01:42:12):
Be patient with them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
It's so brude. People are just Nate's the aisle police.

Speaker 12 (01:42:16):
Oh my god, kill elbow them in the facts. NFL
linebacker man, nobody's getting past me.

Speaker 8 (01:42:23):
It's my fa I love traveling with him because he
hops out and he's like, take your time, hold up
this line as long as I need to get off
the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Yeah that's right baby. Well there, you know, and we
appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Look, there have been times where I have I'll be
situated in my seat and someone will go, hey, you know,
I'm with my wife and would you mind moving to
my seat? And I'll say, well, where are you sitting?
Let me and check it out, so I'll look at
it and even if I have to give up a
window to sit on an aisle, but it's still the
same comfort seat.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
I'll sometimes I'll do it, you know. I was like,
I don't care.

Speaker 12 (01:42:51):
I'm sorry, Cale is whoever has the worst seat they
have to trade with a person that gets a better seat.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
Does that make you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Can't you expect someone to trade down.

Speaker 28 (01:43:03):
You could sit together and the bulkhead in the back
of the plane go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Yeah, they should have like figured that out beforehand. Like
you go, you know, when you book it or four
you go up to the air you know, and you
ask them.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
You know, you got to keep your eye on the
end zone. The end zone is you land as close
to on time as possible at your destination, because once
you get to your destination, that's when you need to okay,
well let's have a great time. Just get there, okay
without being cheated by a holes that think that they
deserve your seat. And not only is the airline losing money,

(01:43:36):
but people are missing connections and don't start up on board.
You're so selfish, And there is a place in hell
for you, there set special place. Who am I to judge,
I'm me and I'm sure many people agree anyway, So
there you go.

Speaker 21 (01:44:04):
Okay, if you love the Morning Show, it's a good
idea to follow our socials.

Speaker 4 (01:44:09):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 21 (01:44:11):
That's Elvis d ran Show. Follow them to Elvis ter
Rain in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
Give any game show music, scary game show music? Sure
I can.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
What's that out?

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Real quick? Here we go, hit it and go. It's
now time for know your nuts?

Speaker 9 (01:44:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
Yes, Speaking of the boys, is it time to play
no your nuts?

Speaker 23 (01:44:32):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Okay, let's see how you do? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
A cartoon starring Charlie Brown and Snoopy Peanuts Great a
movie where Eddie Murphy plays Professor Sherman klump nut professor, Yes, oh,
gandhi very good. A spice you might put into your
spiced apple cider. Yes, oh, you guys, do know your nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
A ballet you might see around Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
Time Cracker scary good nutcracker. Uh, you might drove a
hole in this nut and drink the water with a
little umbrella. Scary for the wind again.

Speaker 7 (01:45:11):
Before scary day.

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
This expression means, in the fewest possible words, in.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
A nutshell, yes, gandhih that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
A delicious hazelnut spread that contains quality and greens does.

Speaker 23 (01:45:26):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
That's the best off ever.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
Oh my gosh, okay, only Froggy is allowed to answer
this one. A punchline to this joke. Have you seen
these these nuts?

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
A spokesman for Planters, mister Pei, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:45:41):
My god, straight and a go one, and thank you
for playing no your Nuts today.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Tomorrow we're gonna play no your balls.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
I like it. Think of all the balls you can
answer with. There's a world full of balls. It's gonna
be an extra long contest. Morning, dear God, what's this
woman doing?

Speaker 21 (01:46:02):
And the morning show?

Speaker 12 (01:46:05):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
Shows done. Let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.