FULL SHOW: The Day We Learned the Art of Accidental Rudeness

A mix of awkward and hilarious moments, from accidentally being rude to neighbors, to quirky first date stories and breakups. We dive into the chaos of Danielle vs. Sheldon’s peeler fight, Nate’s window peeping, haunted sightings, and lessons from grandparents. Plus, the strange life changes that made a difference and Allie’s stalking adventures!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
You guys are every single morning. I love all of you.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 5 (00:10):
I'm talking Elvist.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
In the morning show, Brit.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Dennis said, it's just really great article yesterday. Five unintentionally
rude things people do.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Oh I bet scary? Does all of them?

Speaker 7 (00:24):
And some?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Is it rude and its unintentional? Yes, yes, they'll be rude.
You should think things through before you do them. May
I give you the list? Yes?

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Please?

Speaker 8 (00:35):
Slurping and being a loud eater, oh god, now hold on.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
There is a cultural exception to this.

Speaker 8 (00:42):
If you're eating ramen, or are you eating you know,
like noodles out of a soup from Asia, slurp away,
you're supposed to slur supposed to.

Speaker 9 (00:50):
Isn't there's some place where you eat like that. It's
like a term of endearment or term of like I
really like what I'm eating?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is that it could be? I mean I know that.

Speaker 8 (00:58):
You know, if you go down to any of the
incredible Roman houses in New York City, you walk in
all your hears it sounds like a.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Big vacuum cleaner. It's fabulous. That's good. So but other
than that, scary. Remember scary. We used to give him
hell because he would chew with his mouth open.

Speaker 10 (01:14):
And you're like, yes, I have a friend who does that,
and she talks while she's doing it. So it's a
lot of like, oh, oh yeah, I totally that was great, and.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
I'm like, can you please? I love you? Can you
stop that exactly?

Speaker 8 (01:27):
Also, uh, intentionally rude things people do, combating on someone's
appearance or pointing out any abnormality.

Speaker 10 (01:35):
Oh yeah, my dad will do that. If you see
somebody with like purple hair, so you got purple hair? Oh,
your tattoos. Let's talk about the tattoos. A lot of
people don't want to talk about it. Yeah, right, which
I mean he's like, well, why would you put them
where I can see them?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
If I'm not allowed to ask?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's you know what they're now saying. It's rude to
even positively comment on someone's looks.

Speaker 11 (01:56):
Oh, that's come on.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
I don't think anyone really has a problem with you.

Speaker 8 (01:59):
Oh no, I would I have I wouldn't, but sometimes
some people do have an issue with it. So if
you don't know who you're dealing with, and you can
give them a compliment on the way they look, they
get they could get a little upset.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
So yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:10):
There was a girl in the store the other day
and she had the best butt I have ever seen.
And I almost went over to her and said, Hey,
I don't mean you know anything by this, but I
gotta tell you you got a nice butt. And then
I thought twice about it, and I was like, you know,
this day and age, probably not the best thing to say.
So I walked out and I didn't say anything. But
she really did have a nice book, there you go.

Speaker 10 (02:32):
I had a conversation with one of my girlfriends the
other day who's really been struggling with some eating issues,
and she said she hates it when people tell her
that she looks great and she's lost so much weight.
She's like, even though I have, it's not a good
thing that I've lost this weight. So when people say
it to me, I feel immediately, you know, caught off guard.
And I said, I, you know, honestly, I didn't really

(02:52):
think about that. I definitely am the person who has
said that to other people, like.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Oh, you lost weight, you look great. Yeah, me too,
you also looked great before, So maybe I just shouldn't
say anything at all.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Oh yeah, it's the same as some Oh you clean
up nice, okay, well thanks, meaning I'm.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
A slob otherwise. Uh yeah, Froggy, what was your.

Speaker 12 (03:07):
Thought speaking of not commenting on someone's appearance yesterday with
my dad? You know how my dad is somebody had
like half of their hair was colored purple, and my
dad says, oh, so they ran out they didn't get
to finish.

Speaker 9 (03:20):
Oh no, no, what did he say it to them?

Speaker 12 (03:23):
Yes, he thinks he's like being funny and being nice
and starting a conversation like that. Please don't do stuff
like that.

Speaker 13 (03:31):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
Other ways, you can be rude a question that implies
there's something wrong.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Nate does that all the time.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
Like if someone's having a bad day and someone comments, oh,
she must be crazy or she has some kind of
baggage she's doing with he'll say.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
That, yeah, I mean yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Or when people ask you if you're tired, why you
look tired?

Speaker 14 (03:54):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (03:54):
You know what I learned the hard way never ever
said that to anyone. I wasn't thinking. A good friend
of mine looked tired, and I was like, God, you
look tired, really, Elvis, You're going to say sit down?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Sorry?

Speaker 15 (04:07):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Being habitually late with no valid excuse.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Oh yeah, Indian people. I hope you're listening.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
What do you mean?

Speaker 11 (04:15):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (04:15):
So many and it's not just Indian people, but so
many people will blame their culture on why they're late.
Oh you know, so we call it ist Indian standard.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Time.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
You know, I'm on is T? Stop being on?

Speaker 16 (04:26):
Is T?

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Can you like I need to know when you're actually
going to show up somewhere. That's terrible.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I've never noticed you late. You never seem to be late.

Speaker 10 (04:34):
I will not do it. I try my hardest to
be on time every now and then, you know, you
have slips. But my sister is the worst. And she
says it's not that she is rude. She's optimistic about
how long it takes to get placed.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
That's a good I didn't traffic. Yeah, I was hoping,
all right.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
So you know, okay, let's see other unintentional, actually intentionally
rude things people do.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Asking a woman how far into her pregnancy she is.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
I done that, I've done that. And the woman had
just had the baby, and I go, oh my gosh,
how much time you have? She goes, oh, I just
had the baby. Never I'll never do that again.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Ever, Well, like you don't want to look at someone
and go, God, you're so pregnant.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I mean really, Oh when they tell people you're running
up pop like thank you.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
I usually would say, oh my gosh, you're so tiny,
you're carrying so small and they go, no, I'm not.

Speaker 12 (05:26):
I'll never forget the night before Lisa gave birth to
kytence So nineteen years ago. Two days ago, we went
to a restaurant and the guy turned around to.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
See us and he goes, wow, he just jumped back.
She looked like that.

Speaker 12 (05:39):
She goes, he's due tomorrow. I was like, oh my god,
it's hilarious.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
I don't know, but it's the thing is. And someone's
texting in about this too. Sometimes I feel like we're
living in a world where people are way too sensitive. Yes,
absolutely without I mean, you could just catch someone off,
maybe they're just having an easily triggered day or whatever,
and you say something.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Like what do you mean by that? Explain that to me, yes, and.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
You realize, okay, I pushed a button here that I
should not have pushed.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Right, all right, yes, scary. Another rude thing.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
I'd like to add one, and that would be when
you're eating with a friend, and then at the very
end of the meal, they're like, hey, you want to
try some of this because they're finished with it already. Well,
if you really cared, if I wanted to try some
you would have asked me in the beginning, but not
after you're completely finished. I can't eat another bite. Yeah,
you could have the scratch. Would you like some of this?

(06:33):
Would you like to try some of this? They do
that at the end.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Got check that I got lindsay Line twenty four. She
has one.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
Hi, Lindsay, how are you good doing well? Thanks for asking?
Now go ahead. What's rude?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Tell me?

Speaker 17 (06:48):
I hate when someone says, especially if you're shopping or something,
someone will be like, oh, you should smile more.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, nothing causes an immediate frown like that.

Speaker 17 (07:00):
Sometimes it comes off cringey too, like it comes off
creepy as well, like if the guy comes up to
the girls and they're like, you should smile more?

Speaker 8 (07:09):
What, yeah, you should mind your own business more, Get
out of my face. No, no, So, do you have
a bitchy resting face or whatever it's called resting bitchy face?

Speaker 18 (07:21):
I do.

Speaker 17 (07:22):
I've never been told I have.

Speaker 8 (07:25):
Yeah, well, good you hang out with nice people. Well yeah,
if someone looks at me and says, God, which one
with you? You look like you're in a bad mood.
Well I wasn't until you said something stupid like that. Way, goodbye,
get out of here. Well, thank you, lindsay you'll have
a great day. I do appreciate you listening every day.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 17 (07:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Oh can I add two to this?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh? Feel free one?

Speaker 10 (07:49):
My dad bless his heart again. He tries to guess
where people are from.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
It's the worst thing in the world.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Do you mean give me an example?

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Oh are you all? Are you from Honduras? Right? Like, no,
I'm Japanese. Well you'll look Hondoran. I'm like, okay, you
stop with that. Dad. You didn't even talk to this
person for one second. You just guessed it.

Speaker 19 (08:08):
Right.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Look, I know Gandhi that you love your mom and
dad very much, but you do love You do love
to point things out about your father that drive you insane.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
If you were around him for five minutes, you'd be like, yep.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I want Gandhi's and my dad to hang out.

Speaker 11 (08:21):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
I would open up like a portal to a different universe.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
I want to see how many people they can offend
in an hour.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
Oh my god, I doubt it would be a lowdown
of things. And then the other thing is I get
this all the time. People ask me where I'm from,
and they don't mean where were you born?

Speaker 6 (08:38):
Where did you grow up? They mean like, why do
you look like that?

Speaker 10 (08:41):
Which is it's I don't find it to be a
rude question, but you can't guise it as where are
you from? Because I will tell you I live in
Jersey City, right right, No, that's not what I mean.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Well, when you like, where are you from from?

Speaker 8 (08:52):
If someone asks you about your heritage, what's your family's heritage?

Speaker 15 (08:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Is that interesting?

Speaker 10 (08:58):
Totally fine with that, Yeah, or you know, like where's
your family from where?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Stuff like that. It's totally fine.

Speaker 10 (09:03):
But a lot of times people will just ask the
question and then get really irritated that I'm not giving
them the answer.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
They pay you why are you brown?

Speaker 20 (09:13):
You?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Why are you looking like that? All brown? And stuff?

Speaker 8 (09:17):
Okay, thanks for one more thought from Brook, and we'll
move on with our lives. Hello, Brook, how's it going. Hi, guys,
We're doing well, and thank you for asking?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
What is your spin on this entire thing.

Speaker 21 (09:28):
So something I have learned in my life when I
meet people and instead of commenting on how they look,
saying you know, you look good, I like to say
you look really happy, and for the most part, that
gets a really positive reaction from them instead of commenting
on how they look.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I get it, that makes sense. You look happy?

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah, you know one somewhere.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
What do you mean I look happy? Happy? Isn't eat
too much?

Speaker 21 (09:56):
Like you're smiling? Like you look really happy? And most
of them like, oh, thank you. And if they're not happy,
then they'll proceed to tell you all about that.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah. Oops, all right, well look, thank you. We're gonna
steal your idea. Everyone. You look happy, all right, have
a great day, Brook, Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
What's up?

Speaker 22 (10:13):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm Sam Smith, Speedy ex with Elvis Gerant on The
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Hey, how many of us I still have grandparents that
are alive? Anyone?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh lucky if you do? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:31):
Wait wait, hold on, Diamond does Diamond? Yeah, yeah, you
have grandparents that are still around?

Speaker 23 (10:37):
I sure do.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
She lives with her grandma, right, yep?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, so I think she's alive. Yeah, hello you. Has
she taught you anything? What did? What did you learn
from your grandmother? I was thinking about this last night.

Speaker 11 (10:51):
She's taught me a lot.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Honestly. The main thing is to just do you.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
That's her.

Speaker 11 (10:57):
That's her slogan.

Speaker 23 (10:58):
Do you do you want?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's good.

Speaker 23 (11:02):
If you don't want to do something, don't let anyone
talk you into doing something that you don't want to do.
Like she's very much like stuck in her ways and
it annoys me.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
But I like it.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Wh I know, But that's the same thing that annoys
us about you. Ah, hey, no, I'm kidding. No, But
what is there something she taught you?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Like to do? A thing?

Speaker 11 (11:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
From her past she taught you, she passed it down
to you.

Speaker 23 (11:24):
Oh like cooking, Like what listen? She knows how to
make pancakes. And by she I mean me because she
taught me how to make There you go, speak, golden pancakes.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
What's a secret to.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
It other than life lessons? Grandma taught you how to
make the perfect pancake. Yes, my grandmother taught me how
to make biscuits, and I know how to make it
because of her, and I saw what she put in
there and it was not healthy.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
But it's good. Scary your grandma and grandfather who My
grandma taught me how to make the perfect omelet. That's
why I'm such a well this is all food now.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
My grandma used to tell me to air it out
at night.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Oh wow, okay.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
She used to say, you should air it out.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Why do you do?

Speaker 9 (12:05):
I remember her telling me that I'd be like whatever.
She made the best meatballs, but she never taught me
how to make them.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Well, So do you air it out every night?

Speaker 15 (12:13):
I do not.

Speaker 9 (12:13):
I do not listen to grandma as much as I should.

Speaker 24 (12:16):
Can.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
I have specifics on what that means.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
It means you sitting wear underwear.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
So I just want to know your nightgown it out.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I may take your grandmother's advice.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
So Alice's grandfather taught him how to do woodworking and
how to build things, and he still does. And he
taught him how to play golf. He learned a lot
of stuff from his granddad. But you know what, of course,
other than diamond, our grandparents are, they're gone. But it's
good to remember the time. I remember my grandfather on
my mother's side. I think by example, he taught me

(12:49):
how to smoke a cigarette one puff.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I never did solid trick. Yeah, there you go. So
here's to the grandparents.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, the grandparents.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Nate, you're being so quiet over there. Think it about it.

Speaker 25 (13:00):
I mean, I unfortunately didn't know my one grandmother, and
then my grandfather, who I really wish I would have known,
passed when I was nine. But my grandmother she would
use me and my brother's as manual labor. So I
learned how to do all sorts of things outside, like
what garden beds, gardening. I mean, I actually really enjoy
it now because it reminds me of my grandma.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
So you considered it manual labor back then.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
Well, so now it's like you actually learn I'm a
garden from your grandmother.

Speaker 25 (13:28):
It was funny because I mean we were like nine ten.
She would pull up to the house at seven am.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
All right, get in the car. We're going to Buzz.

Speaker 25 (13:34):
And Bees, which was like the hardware store, and we'd
pick up these big cinder blocks and go to my
grandma's backyard and build garden beds.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
You see, you learn something A lot of people listening
it you probably learned something. You just didn't really remember it,
but you did.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
You did so.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
I didn't have either of my grandpa's growing up.

Speaker 10 (13:52):
They both died pretty young, but all of the other
kids in the family knew my dad's dad, so my
one grandfather and they where. They will all tell you
that I am him reincarnated. He died two months before
my birthday, before I was ever on the planet, and
they said everything about me from the moment I was
born is just like him.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Wow, he was naughty. Apparently.

Speaker 8 (14:11):
It's also something you could learn from your great great
grandfather is how.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
To try to stop a colonization in your country.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Absolutely, I've learned how to make salt from the ocean.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
There you go. We all have things sary you did
from your great great grande. Thank you made a Gandhi,
don't answer the.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone taps.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
All right, Danielle, you're doing the phone tap today?

Speaker 25 (14:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Perfect. We received a letter from Emily. See Emily is
taking some college classes and she's decided to get her
dad involved.

Speaker 11 (14:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Anyway, well, Danielle's gonna make a call as a professor
to Dad, and then Emily will speak to her dad.
Let's see exactly what's going on in today's phone tap.

Speaker 9 (14:59):
Hello, I may speak to Larry Please, this is Professor Peery.
Uh huh, I am your daughter Emily's sculpting teacher.

Speaker 22 (15:08):
Is everything all right?

Speaker 11 (15:09):
Yeah? Everything is great. I just wanted to confirm that
you're going to be there on Friday.

Speaker 22 (15:13):
On Friday, is there something going on? She hasn't told
me anything about this.

Speaker 9 (15:17):
Oh, actually she signed you up on Friday for nine
forty five for a model for our class.

Speaker 22 (15:24):
I know she hasn't told me anything about this.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
Yeah, I mean, would you be willing to come in
and post for the class so they could sculpt you?

Speaker 22 (15:31):
I don't know. I guess I should talk to her
about it.

Speaker 9 (15:34):
But well, I guess if she didn't tell you anything,
then you don't know that it's actually a nude sculpting class.
Excuse me, I mean this session that we're doing is
nude models. And she said, oh, my dad, it's perfect.
He's in great shape. He'll be great for this.

Speaker 22 (15:49):
No, that that really isn't something I would do.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
She said, Oh, he's the coolest dad.

Speaker 11 (15:54):
He's like, he's not.

Speaker 22 (15:55):
You know, one of these you know what excuse me,
I'm going to need to talk to her about this,
But no, the answer is absolutely Once they.

Speaker 9 (16:01):
Sculpted you, it's not like people are going to know
that it's Larry's you know what. They're just going to
know it's somebody's you know what.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
You know.

Speaker 22 (16:08):
I don't know why you're pushing me on this. I've
told you right now, this is not something I'm comfortable
with and it's not something I'm going to do. And
I will talk to my daughter about what.

Speaker 11 (16:15):
Will we give you a hundred bucks?

Speaker 22 (16:17):
No, that's not the point. The point is is that
I'm not going to strip in front of anybody, let
alone a group of strangers, now please, Okay, well, okay,
then how about this?

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Would you feel more comfortable if your wife was in
the class?

Speaker 26 (16:27):
No?

Speaker 22 (16:28):
Absolutely not. This is ridiculous, it's so funny.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
So upset all, I'll wait for him to call.

Speaker 9 (16:35):
Okay, okay, Oh my gosh, okay, hold on.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
He's calling.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
He's calling I three way am in right, Okay, hold on, okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Hey, I just.

Speaker 22 (16:43):
Got a really rather disturbing call from none of your professors.

Speaker 14 (16:47):
Huh.

Speaker 22 (16:48):
She said that you volunteered me to come in and
be a model.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, you said you were busy one when I talked
to you last week.

Speaker 22 (16:54):
Yeah, No, I thought you wanted to have lunch or something.
I didn't realize you were going to start volunteering me
for stuff. Well, you know what she's she's a little crazy,
this woman.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
She wanted No ways upset you kind of really.

Speaker 22 (17:08):
Because this woman asked me to come in and model
naked in your class that. I can't believe you even
you even thought I would, I would possibly consider that
I would. I cannot tell you how embarrassing that was.

Speaker 19 (17:19):
Hell, I don't even understand what's wrong with that done?

Speaker 17 (17:21):
What do you mean you say that I could get
out of.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
My body, that I should respect my body.

Speaker 22 (17:26):
My body, your body, but not not and not not
to display it in front of a bunch of strangers.
I don't know what you were than.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
My classmates and their professional.

Speaker 22 (17:34):
Well, okay, if you feel comfortable with it, you're a
you're a grown girl. You can do whatever you want.
But no, how dare you volunteer me for something like
that without even asking me?

Speaker 24 (17:43):
I talked to more about it mom though, too, and she's.

Speaker 22 (17:47):
The prudest person on the planet. She was lying like
to lie on a beach in a bathing suit. You're
you're talking about about being in a in a class
naked novel.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
She has, she has the ability.

Speaker 22 (17:58):
There's a difference between the part this is crap.

Speaker 18 (18:02):
Fine, Well, if you're not gonna help me out with class,
at least can I put you.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
On the radio?

Speaker 9 (18:07):
What hey, Larry, Larry, Yeah, this is Daniel Monarrow from
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (18:13):
And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 22 (18:20):
Okay, okay, now, oh, it was getting to a point
there where I thought, okay, something is wrong here, something
is really wrong.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 27 (18:33):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
By Ali the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
All right, So if if you live in a city
that doesn't have a lot of high rise buildings, maybe
the won't affect you. But put yourself in our place, Okay,
in New York City, if you go to a friend's
apartment and then let's say on the fortieth floor or
thirtieth floor, what twentieth floor, It doesn't matter, And you know,
they have windows open, Nick and see in other people's apartments.
And then you see right there on the on the
the table next to the chair in the living room,

(19:15):
there's a pair of binoculars.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, okay, you know. And so we're having this conversation.
If you're in an apartment, even like the third floor
of an apartment, the apartments that look into other apartments,
and you see binoculars out in the living room, you
know what's going on.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
So okay, you think that's creepy, listen to how creepy
straight Nate is.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Tell them your story?

Speaker 8 (19:42):
Do you dare tell this story on the radio because
everyone will now know how creepy you truly are.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well, I'm not the only one that does it.

Speaker 25 (19:49):
I guarantee anybody that lives in a high rise in
New York City has done at least.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I live in a high rise and I don't do it.

Speaker 25 (19:54):
Well, maybe it's been done to you then, Elvis, Because
it started I like bird. So it started with we
had an apartment overlooking the Hudson River, and I'm like, okay,
what's that bird out there? And then gradually the birds
weren't as interesting as what was going on in the
high rise next door to us. So every once in
a while i'd see my neighbors walking around and people
walk around naked.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, I do it, you do it. And so I
would sit there, no no, no, no, tell them where you
were sitting and what happened.

Speaker 25 (20:22):
In order to not be seen, I would turn the
lights off in the room and sit in the back
of the room so that they couldn't see me as
I was looking at them.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Off. My god, I'm not the only one that does it.
I guarantee you I'm not the only one that does that.
That is so, that is so rare window I have
ever seen rare window?

Speaker 5 (20:39):
The old hitchcock exactly what I thought immediately, Jimmy Stewart.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
It is creepy. Yeah, Gandhi, you don't think that's creepy.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Oh, I think it's so creepy.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
But I do live in a high rise building, like
almost at the top of it, and all I want
is binoculars because I see all of these windows. And
your assistant, Andrews's sister lives in a building across from me.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
We decided we're gonna get binocular so we can watch each.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Other watching Lord, what's scary?

Speaker 5 (21:10):
So It is like watching a different TV show in
each window if you stare long enough and you're there
for like a couple of hours, and like me, I'm
across from another high rise, or I look into what's
going on this floor over here on the left, and
then on that they're on the right, and it's like
turning channels on on TV.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's like, what's going on there? What's happening here?

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Movies, that's in movies when the psycho is sitting there
and he has like all these different monitors sitting there.

Speaker 8 (21:36):
Not in a movie, if you're straight, nate or scary,
it's like watching like a massive zoom room with all
these naked people. Like over here you see a woman
making dinner, and then over here you see two kids
doing their homework. Then you're over here you see some
guy like like going to town on someone else, like
on the bed. You don't know who it is or
what it is.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
You know, it's just it's it's it's an ongoing show.
So I've heard, yes, Nate.

Speaker 25 (22:00):
Gonna call BS on you, Elvis, because anytime we see
something crazy happening in the hotel next to us over
here at the building, you're the first one to push
everybody out the way.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Let me say, well, okay, there's a difference.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
There's a difference. I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
That hotel across what street is that Lispernard Street is
so close and we are so evidently in our building working.
If they're doing it with the with the shades open,
they know we're looking. Oh yeah, with binoculars. You're in
the back of your dark room. Back there, jacket.

Speaker 18 (22:34):
Yes I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yes, you are, Yes, you are.

Speaker 25 (22:40):
Maybe I got excited once or twice. There was a
time this guy was naked playing a guitar and his
girlfriend came in naked too, and he serenaded her.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
It was the weirdest I see. I think that's sweet.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Get a hobby, a different one hobby, hobby, know, a
different hobby.

Speaker 10 (22:59):
To get some binocular I have the whole New York skyline.
I want to look in the Empire State Building, the
new HUDs and yards.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
I just want to see all of it.

Speaker 8 (23:05):
Well, I will tell you something interesting, and it made
me think, hmm, maybe I need binoculars.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
As a matter of fact, maybe not.

Speaker 8 (23:11):
Because the building across the street from my building is
just now opening that they redid this old building. It's
a beautiful apartment building. And uh, Nicole Kidman and what's
her husband's name, the country singer Keith Urban. They just
bought they just bought an apartment over there. So I'm
warning you now, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Uncle Elvis

(23:33):
is watching you.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
I know.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
Oh wait, wait, hold on, stop it. I got Zach
on twenty four I was listing my time. We need
to fill time and we'll do it with Zach.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Hello, Zach, how are you good?

Speaker 26 (23:47):
Good morning everybody?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I'm good, good morning.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
So you're you're not looking through binoculars at other people?
You're assuming people are watching you through binoculars.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Why do you think that correct?

Speaker 18 (23:57):
Because I'm a nudist and everybody in like a farmer complex,
they shut their curtains because of me. Before they had
it open, but when I moved in now they're all shut.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
So so many questions.

Speaker 18 (24:08):
They're looking at me as the pinoculars.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
Well, so being a nudist, so you you enjoy just
being nude, it is no big deal. But is there
also a component about you that you want to be seen?

Speaker 18 (24:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Okay, there, big girl.

Speaker 28 (24:21):
God she lived across the street public but it's still.

Speaker 29 (24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Well wait a minute, you think they close their shades
now so that you don't look at them, or because
they're peeking at you through the close shape.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
They learned their lesson.

Speaker 17 (24:36):
They learned their lessons because I don't know if any
other half doesn't have what I have.

Speaker 29 (24:40):
So maybe they got jealous.

Speaker 26 (24:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (24:43):
Oh, Zach, I have a question. Do you often have
people come over? Do people ever come over to your house?
Because I'm not sure what you are officially the buttholer
of all furniture?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, you're but holding your.

Speaker 18 (24:55):
Ye but gandhi and listen to this. I actually had
a blanket that I put down so I don't hold
my own furniture if somebody comes over, because I know
there's one person across the hall that I would love
to have over.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
Well, look, you know, if you live in New York
City and you have the view I have, I see
out the other side of my apartment. I see lots
of apartments and there's this one guy who's always in
the morning, you know, getting ready. He's lights are on
because it's dark, you know, because it's like we got
up early, and I would just have the corner. I
would see him over there walking around naked and nothing
to look at really, but I love the fact that
he just doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
You know, what, what are you doing?

Speaker 16 (25:32):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Are you calling Hay or something? What are you doing?

Speaker 18 (25:37):
I'm sorry, I'm a truck driver, so I'm unloading the trailers.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Oh really, what's what's back in the back, what's in
the what's in the trailer?

Speaker 28 (25:44):
Dollar tree stuff?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I love tree? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 29 (25:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (25:48):
Yeah, God, I wish they actually made a tree made
of dollars. That'd be kind of Wait a.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
Minute, do you deliver everything naked or you have clothes up?

Speaker 18 (25:56):
Well?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
I would be arrested for that.

Speaker 30 (25:57):
I would love to you know.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
That's why I would love to go to Europe, because
Europe you could be completely naked and nobody would care.

Speaker 31 (26:03):
I know.

Speaker 8 (26:04):
You know, we are so so uptight about nudity here
because we think, we always think that nudity equals sex,
but they don't.

Speaker 18 (26:12):
But it doesn't mean it exactly.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
No.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
I just get really concerned about the buttholing aspect. If
that wasn't a walk around naked all day.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Well, you know, what's a shower?

Speaker 22 (26:22):
First?

Speaker 29 (26:22):
You got a shower first, and then you.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
Hope or fill your fail your living room with brown
Naga hide furniture.

Speaker 29 (26:29):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
All right, hey, you know what I gotta tell you, Zach.
It's been a lot of fun talking to you. I
love you. I hope you have a great day to day, Okay,
and uh tell you guys to tell them when it's
a dollar store. We said, yo, and have a good day.

Speaker 32 (26:42):
All right, We'll do.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Lee, she spies on her neighbors. Let's go talk to Lee.
I'm twenty three.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Lee.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Once again, We've got questions, who are you spying on?
First of all, what is your configuration?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Are you in a high rise or a what kind
of window are you looking at in? What's out there?

Speaker 33 (27:00):
First of all, hello lady. Second of all, I actually
lived in the middle of nowhere, right, But so we've
got horse farms on three sides of us. I'm like
a tenth to a quarter of a mile away from
my neighbors, so we've got a lot of wildlife coming through.

(27:22):
We've got pretty high powered binoculars, so we're checking out
the deer, we're looking for coyotes, but at the same
time we're also catching the neighbors as they go about
their daily life. Yes, we're kind of configured in the
middle of like three or four different farms. Normally it's
just boring stuff. But we did catch the neighbors in

(27:45):
the middle of a huge blowout fight that we could
actually hear from our house. So we heard the screen. Yeah,
quarter mile away and we can hear them carrying on.
So of course we went and got the binocular catch
anything juicy. But we heard from another neighbor that there
was possibly the police involved.

Speaker 16 (28:05):
That wants to nothing that day.

Speaker 33 (28:07):
But the house is for sale.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Now, oh god, well, God bless we.

Speaker 33 (28:11):
Have new people to sigh on soon.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
So you know, it's it's kind of funny, Lee, you
make me think that.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
We're always so paranoid that someone's gonna be hiding microphones
in the house or listening to us through our phones
and our computers. We stopped, we don't stop to think, well,
people could be watching as well, especially if.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
You're next door to Lee.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
But yeah, so always always understand that if if you
can see them, they can see you, and if your
curtains are open, you're a fair game.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Lee, I'm so happy I don't live next door to you,
but I hope you have a great day, and thank
you for listening.

Speaker 29 (28:42):
And hello, lady, thank you.

Speaker 33 (28:45):
You guys have a great day as well.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
All right, take care the Mercedes Benz good morning, by
the way, thanks for being on with us. At Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
There's a reason they go the extra mile from testing
their vehicles in desert heat and marked it cold to
AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences on the road.
They demand every car is worthy of their star because
it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Elvis Da ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Are we even on?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Elista ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
You know what, when I think of successful couples, power couples,
couples in love, couples that are succeeding as a couple,
I think of Danielle and her husband Sheldon.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
I did until last night. So Danielle sends me a
text Gandhi. It says, Sheldon and I are having a fight.
I said, oh God, what about Can you want to
call me? She said no, My peeler stopped working and
he won't let me buy another one. He says it's
the same as a knife, And I said, well, first

(29:48):
of all, this is a fight.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yes, it's a fight. So can you tell everyone if
this is the worst fight you've had in a while,
while congratulations, this is a this is a good relationship.
So your peeler stopped working? What does that mean? It's
this doll?

Speaker 9 (30:03):
So yeah, it was very dull and I couldn't get
like the skin off the cucumber. So I said, hey,
I'm making a salad. I'm not putting cucumber in your salad.
He's like, why, well, I can't get the skin off
of it. I said, so I gotta wait till I
get a new peeler. He's like, well, just use the knife.
And I'm like what. He's like, you don't use a
knife to get the skin off the He said, yes,
you do, and then he's talking about how he did

(30:24):
it as growing up and I was like, no, I'm
like that, No, I need a peeler. And then he
called me a damsel and he told me that.

Speaker 11 (30:31):
I yeah, He.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Said you don't need you don't need that, and I said, shell,
let me text Elvis on this. I need a peeler.
And then you texted back that I needed a peeler,
and he called you a damsel. So I'm just telling
you he called you.

Speaker 11 (30:44):
So we went to bed.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
He called us both damsels. I'm a face. So okay,
I will tell you this though, Danielle in a pinch
until until the new peeler arrives. You can use a knife.
It's just not as yeah, not as easy.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
He could also not have cucumbers until the new thing
go wrong.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
This is the fight. This is the fight. Yeah. Then
he calls his dad, tell them he's in the.

Speaker 11 (31:11):
Bed right now if you want him.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
But I'm telling you he was.

Speaker 11 (31:14):
He was so mad.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
I'm like, really, this is what we're fighting about.

Speaker 11 (31:17):
Stupid peeler.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
I ordered a new piller just so hew much. Yeah,
it was like eight dollars a new peeler. I mean,
come on, eight dollars whatever.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I do love that he calls a peeler bougie.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
Yeah, he said he did.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
He says he didn't grow up with a peeler. He
doesn't feel like anyone should have a peeler. It's just
not necessary, you know.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
It's it's if you want to live a true minimalist life,
you got to get rid of peelers and things like that. Right.

Speaker 9 (31:45):
He was explaining how to cut it like with making
like a nex and I'm like, what what, I'm like,
I'm so sorry that you were deprived of a peeler.
I'm like, really, I'm sorry. I'm like I get it.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Whatever, Yeah, Gandhia, what do you feel about the big
major war, the Great War of twenty twenty with a Daniell?

Speaker 6 (32:07):
But can be settled in a couple ways. I think
maybe he should have showed you.

Speaker 10 (32:12):
With the knife how he peeled it so that it
was already peeled for you.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
And then you could get your peeler and never have
to do it again.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
Or he could just understand that the peel are super
necessary because Danielle I have watched cut a bagel and
start spurting blood from the palm of her hand, and
I'm not so sure that she should be trusted with
knives to peel things.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh speak of the crawl out of his crypt called me.

Speaker 32 (32:37):
I must be a devil if I have to go
without cucumba in my salad, because somebody can't be bothered
to just reach for the knife that's four feet away.

Speaker 11 (32:45):
Oh shut up.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Whatever, well, I.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Told Danielle, I agree, in a pinch, you can use
a knife but of course you can. But you have
a problem with her ordering a new peeler. You think
she should go on if there's no need for it.
She wants a peeler. She wants to make your salard
with a peeler. Yes.

Speaker 32 (33:05):
The problem is is that Daniel wants that that that
QVC thing for everything. So there's a there's a peeler
for the cucumber, so she has to have that. She
has to have the special uh pizza rollly thingy instead
of just cutting the crust of the pizza with the
knife as well, so.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Now you need a pizza count for the pairing knife
can cut the crust of the pizza.

Speaker 32 (33:32):
To desperate, she has the little ROLLI pizza gus to go,
won't give out. Hold on, guys, you can't have your dinner.
I have to go and find another rolly thing because
otherwise I can't cut the triangle of the pizza. Has
to have the QBC thing and of course go to
our checking account at the same time, shop right now,

(33:55):
okay still comes from our checking account, whereas we have
a nice sharp.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Pairing knife that can do the same thing. That's ridiculous.
And by the way, and by the.

Speaker 32 (34:05):
Way, this choice was to make sure that you could
order a new Peela other than satisfy aforementioned husband with
a cucumber that was literally in front of her. And
she picked up my cucumber and put it back in
the fridge uncut.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Okay, well, at that point it's an argument, it's not
even a conversation. But let me ask you this. How
come you just can't wash the cucumber and eat it
on peel? You can eat a cucumber with a peel
on it, you can. I agree.

Speaker 32 (34:35):
I like cucumber in the nice mozzarella salad. But the
problem is somebody thinks it's a sin to cut it
and put it there so that the friendly husband can
enjoy salad more.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, well, so is the cucumber still in the refrigerator
the same cuts? Yes, and it's not in my belly?
All right? Hold, I gotta call here.

Speaker 11 (35:01):
The peeler's coming today.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Good you got a peeler. There's nothing wrong with gadgets.
I love gadgets. Danielle with It Line twenty fourth Gary Nancy, Hi, Nancy.

Speaker 34 (35:11):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Nancy, uh, and good morning to you. Uh the peeler
did you grow up with or without a peeler and
talk about that. Let's get deep on this.

Speaker 28 (35:20):
I grew up, I'm beinncan So.

Speaker 18 (35:21):
I grew up Spanish.

Speaker 7 (35:22):
My mom used to make us peel potatoes anything with knives.
I grew up, got my own place, and I bought
a peeler, and I am sorry never going back to
Knights ever again.

Speaker 17 (35:33):
I bought my home peeler.

Speaker 35 (35:34):
I'm like, lady, you've been suffering for years. You made
us suffer.

Speaker 20 (35:37):
No, thank you, Yes, send on Sheldon.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Sorry, see Sheldon, thank you. She uses the word suffer.

Speaker 32 (35:43):
I hear you, and and I appreciate the fact that
it might be easier. But if your husband loved a
salad with a chunk or two of cucumber in it
and you had no pila, would you make a fullmentioned
husband suffolk with no queue mba because you just were
insistent on waiting for a peela to arrive from Amazonella.

Speaker 20 (36:06):
But on this one, I'm with Sheldon because I know
how to use the knife.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Thank you. You're not telling me.

Speaker 29 (36:11):
You're not telling me I can't pio.

Speaker 32 (36:13):
No, that's fine, all right, on the Tuesday night, Okay,
get the knife, call hold on, hold on, Nancy, thank
you for your call.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Thank you, but you too. I must bring this one
thought in here from a texter. Oh, listen to Sheldon
throwing a fit over an eight dollars peeler, the guy
who bought a squirrel picnic table feeder.

Speaker 32 (36:37):
Okay, but what are we now saying that we can't
save the squirrel population?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
That guy couldn't exactly, thank you?

Speaker 9 (36:49):
And you know what, Elvis in his salad he had,
he had avocado, he had a spare what else did
you have?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
But he wanted you? Thank you all right? And cucumber
was there?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Whatever?

Speaker 9 (37:03):
And you know what, he bought a stupid avocado cutter
that I don't even use.

Speaker 32 (37:07):
That avocado cutter is fabulous. You can't do the slices
without that.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
She can, No, you can't. Yes, she came with a knife,
the knife that you didn't use on the cucuver. Yes, Kandhi,
what do you think could one.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
Argue if the cucumber was that important and Danielle was
not able to cut it with the knife, We're not
comfortable that perhaps Sheldon should have cut it himself.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
You could argue that, oh, absolutely.

Speaker 32 (37:27):
However the problem is is that the bowl came downstairs
and was handed to me, and cucumber was back upstairs,
and I wasn't told that there was a cucumber.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I was given the salad. Here you go, here's your salad. Okay, great,
Later on, Oh what happened? No cucumber. Oh yeah, we
have cucumber. I just didn't want to cut it with
a knife. I was waiting for a slice of Okay. Well,
you know, in closing, I think, okay, we probably exhausted this.
Yes we have, we have. I do want to say, now,
what kind of feeder did you buy? What kind of
animals that? Can you say that? Say that word squirrel?

(38:00):
Say it again, a squirrel? Scary? Say it? Squirrel? Squirrel?
What's yeah? He's it's it's two syllables. You're just like me. Squirrel,
squarel square, he comes to a squirrel. I want to
hear squirrel scary. You and Sheldon battle this one out.
I want to listen. Okay, squirrel, squirrel square, It's not square.

(38:22):
It has the air. I'm not scary. I'm not saying squarel.
It's not squarel. It's a squirrel. You said squirrel, square, squirrel,
It's not a squirrel. Yes, square, it is a squirrel.
It's a square. It's not a squirrel. Scary, ok not
a squirrel. Hold on, scary, squirrel. Hold on now, scary,
says squirrel, squirrel, And you say squirrel. Squirrel, squirrel, squire, squirrel, squirrel. Okay, squirrel.

(38:49):
My queen taught me how to say it. I didn't
teach you how to say anything. But it's not a squirrel. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Thank you all. I love you, Sheldon. Yes, I'm sure
someone does my life. Doesn't. She wouldn't cut my cucumb.
Behind know she did not. Did not satisfy your cucumber.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Thank you. Thank you for coming in. It was a
pleasure hearing your point of view.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Oh sure it what? Thank you very much. All Right,
have a good day. I'm gonna go and get a cucumber.
Yeah yeah, Oh lord, that just wore me out. I
feel like I just pushed a baby out of my regina.
Is that what it feels like?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh, this is interesting, called Matt. Someone on line twenty three.
Let's get to this.

Speaker 22 (39:44):
Hello, Matt, Hey.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I agree. Well I'm doing fine, but I agree you
shouldn't really have to use a knife to cut a pizza.
How do you cut a pizza.

Speaker 22 (39:54):
With a pizza cutter?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, pizza cutter? Oh someone else? Someone else? It said,
the use scissors. Yes, pizza scissors in my house.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Yes, of course you do.

Speaker 29 (40:08):
I'm sitting in the driver at Dunkin Donuts and I'm thinking,
who puts the damn pizza with their with a knife.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
I use I use that that sharp rown wheel on
the stick, the pizza cutter. I guess it's called a
pizza cutter. This is fancy name for it. All right, Well,
thank you, Matt enjoy your duncan. I'm jealous. I wish
I had something to have a good day.

Speaker 29 (40:30):
Okay, and there you go.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show. Elvis ter Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I just looked up.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
I was looking at banana peels out windows.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Litter or not. According to the State of Florida, this
is the first example I found. It is illegal.

Speaker 8 (41:01):
You cannot throw anything out your window. The fine for
littering is one hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
I thought it was one thousand dollars in some places.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Okay, Well, because it add nutrients to the soil, Well.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
No, no, that's not the argument. The argument is is
is it littering? Okay, so here's an example. Okay, this
is a little different. So you know when I take
little MAXI for a walk and he makes pooh, right,
I have little pooh bags, and I and I pick
up his poo. And you know, every corner, every street
corner in New York City has a trash can.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I throw the pooh bag in the trash can.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Sometimes I even like tie it into a knot, so
like if someone comes by looking for dinner, you know,
I'm like, hey, exactly. So I learned yesterday this is
against the law. We're supposed to take the dog poo
home and flush it down the toilet.

Speaker 9 (41:48):
Really, oh, that is a long way to go.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Litter baskets are intended for pedestrian litter, where canine waste
may be placed in the litter baskets, This is not
their primary purpose. Dog wakkers should not be placing canine
waste on or in another residence receptacles.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
But blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway,
so I've been I've been breaking the law, just like
Brody does when he throws his banana pealed in the woods.
Same thing.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
It's it's your throat for the wood. The litter laws
are you not? You're not supposed to throw anything out
the window?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
What uh? Frog?

Speaker 12 (42:21):
I got yelled at. There's a lake behind my house,
and so the dog when the dogs were going pooh,
I was just flinging the poo in the lake. There's
alligators that poop in the lake. Why is the dog
pooh bad for the lake? Because right, yeah, it's still pooh.
You should only live in your own pooh.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Mom always said, alligators don't want to swim in your
dog's pooh.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
It's fertilization problem. You're fertilizing a pond.

Speaker 12 (42:47):
I sorted to throw dog poo in the lake instead
of putting in my garbage cannon. It smells like pooh.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Okay, so okay, Well, let's go back to the biodegradable
thing that Scary and Brodie are talking about. Leave it
to them, the Brooklyn guys, the Brooklyn boys, to be
the bugs in the room. It could be bio agradable that,
but the argument is you are throwing its quality of life.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
You're throwing crap on the ground where it shouldn't be.
That's all.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
My argument is there's a lot of things that are illegal,
and these laws that are in existence, but we don't
follow them.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
There are certain things right, but no, no, no, you cannot.
You cannot justify your way out of this bag. If
there's a law, it's a law. Period.

Speaker 12 (43:23):
They said you can't throw them out the window. What
if I open the door and lay it on the ground.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Okay, you know what I'm saying, don't start. First of all,
I throw mine out the moon roof.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Second of all, there are sodomy laws in many states
in this country and we all do it.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
What what? That's what I'm saying. I like how you're
saying that while you're standing behind guns.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
Mforble.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
It is literally.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
Look if by walking down the street and I see
a banana peel next to the sidewalk or in the
bushes whatever, to me, I'm like, oh God, what a pig.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
That is littering a.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
Phone number in my phone to report people who littered
because it makes me so crazy, and I would call
in license plates. I don't think they actually did anything
about it, but it was me at my most crazy.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
What are you saying here? O, scary?

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Someone just texted in what if I spit out the
seed of an orange or an apple while I'm driving,
is that littering to or?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (44:19):
If I let me ask you a question, why are
we spitting or throwing anything out.

Speaker 11 (44:24):
Of a window?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Bring a garbage bag?

Speaker 9 (44:26):
Bring a garbage bag with you, or a tissue.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
The window? Is that? Is that litteringly? If I fling
a booger out the window.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Putting anything out the window, don't.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Fling your boogers, you know? And another person pulled over
for flinging boogers. You should So.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
Someone just send in a text saying that you throw
banana peels and apple remnants or whatever outside a window.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Some birds of prey can choke on them.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
You know, you don't throw crap out your window.

Speaker 10 (44:56):
You wouldn't if you wouldn't do it in your home,
don't do it outside. I don't understand people don't follow that.
I think some people will do it at their home.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
All right, have have we exhausted this enough? We have
not exhausted this.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
We learned who the real Neanderthals in the room are today?

Speaker 12 (45:12):
Who says don't do it outside if you don't do
it in your home. I take my dogs outside the pee.
I don't want to pee in the house. I mean,
there's a difference.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
You can let your dog p outside, but maybe you
should let them do it in your toilet.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
And didn't have windows. They didn't a whole different set
of rules.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I'm scary, give us a good phone tab.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
So let me emailed us wanting to phone tap his neighbors,
James and a Lane.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
So this erotic sex toy.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Store opened up in this trip wall parking lot in
the neighborhood, and the entire community is up in arms
about it, especially Jeames in the lane. So they've left messages.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
For the sex toy owner. And I'm going to pretend
to be see what Scary's phone taps about. This is
what's different.

Speaker 14 (45:57):
I left about four messages, William a grind out. How
long did they get to get back to somebody? You've
got that six toy story in a skip mall. What
the hell's the matter with you?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
There's nothing the matter with me.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
The same way with these other businesses living their American dream,
I'm living mine.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It's all about capitalism.

Speaker 14 (46:14):
American dream. This is a nice little suburban community. People
enjoy sex in the privacy of their own homes, not
out on the streets. You got this stuff right out.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
On there's nothing in the streets walking.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Show me where there's something in the street. I got
tinted windows.

Speaker 14 (46:28):
How about the flyers you put on people's windshields. You
think the kids don't pick those up?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
And look it up?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
That was for a promotion we were doing called slippery Saturdays.

Speaker 14 (46:37):
Your thread on thin ice, miss sir. If you don't
shut that place down voluntarily, I will make sure that
it gets shut down. And that's not a threat, that's
a promise. Okay, you don't know what you're dealing with here.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I have just as much right to be here as
Chipotle does.

Speaker 14 (46:53):
I got that guy from the sex porn in the strip,
not a porn star.

Speaker 36 (46:58):
Hello, Hi, I listen.

Speaker 24 (47:01):
You don't know you're really making a disruption to this neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
As a mother, do you know what it's.

Speaker 24 (47:05):
Like to walk past and have a thirteen year old
girl ask me what van white balls are.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Tell her it's a big girl necklace.

Speaker 14 (47:13):
Don't tell to watch that. You'll talk to my wife.

Speaker 24 (47:15):
I got a little boy going to jimberee and he's
looking in there and there's a strap on sticking up.
I got a tell them that an elephant knows for
Halloween costume.

Speaker 36 (47:24):
This is what I'm telling my kids.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Well, you know what you get a Mother of the
Year award.

Speaker 24 (47:28):
Congratulations, the superhero weapons, Well you're.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Supposed to do. Let's get creative with the kids.

Speaker 24 (47:35):
Look, I'm not saying you can't have your sex shop,
but you have it in some deserted lot somewhere.

Speaker 36 (47:41):
You don't have it next to a dunkin Donuts.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Well, Thursday is TBT touch, But Thursdays.

Speaker 14 (47:47):
I'm telling you to watch your mouth when you talk
to my wife.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Why are you coming? And look around and let me.

Speaker 14 (47:52):
Tell you something listing. The last person you want in
there is me because I'll break your knee capture if
I come in here.

Speaker 20 (47:59):
You hear me. Let's just get off the phone.

Speaker 14 (48:01):
With this guy. I don't want to put I don't
even want to make the action that I gotta take.

Speaker 22 (48:05):
It's no longer than you.

Speaker 14 (48:06):
I don't know what for me.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Okay, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 14 (48:09):
You'll know when my boat is three quarters up?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
You're okay, perfect?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
You know I'm recording this, so anything you say it
will be held against you in a court of law.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
How about that?

Speaker 24 (48:18):
Oh fight my well, are you recording that you're doing
some fun of children.

Speaker 22 (48:23):
And stuff like that.

Speaker 24 (48:24):
You're not getting any business in there.

Speaker 9 (48:26):
I look, there's nobody in there at two in there.

Speaker 14 (48:28):
You look.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Ill, wait a second, you look. You have been here.

Speaker 24 (48:32):
Now I'm there with my kids and we're looking there,
and there's nobody in.

Speaker 14 (48:36):
There, nobody reading. It's not dying in there. You're dying
in there.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
All right, Well, if you want me to.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Close up, I have to talk to my number one
investor to see if he wants to move.

Speaker 14 (48:45):
Good idea, you do that. You're your number one investor.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
His name is Elvis, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 14 (48:52):
Oh both he Updn't need that crappy radio person.

Speaker 22 (48:56):
Just make an excuses.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I'm gonna tell him that you've been phone tapped. My god,
this is scary Jones. Your neighbor Lenny put me up
to this. Said you complained to.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
The time, Leny and go kick his heads.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 27 (49:20):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by authartiyas.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
The Elvis dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. What Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Go ahead and tell everyone what you're raving about. I'm
telling you it changed my life. Go ahead.

Speaker 25 (49:38):
It's I'm almost forty and I finally got a water pick.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I hate flossing, right, I hate it. I absolutely hate it.
But he's going on and on. Nate hasn't He hasn't
stopped once today about this friggin water Yeah.

Speaker 25 (49:51):
Yeah, So I hate flossing, and every time I go
to the dentist, my dentist says, why don't you get
a water pick? It's not It's like flossing but better.
So finally I just buckled because I was getting some
black build up here and I bought this water pick
off of Amazon. I'm telling you how much ary forty
dollars changed my life. It's like every time I use
I look forward to brushing my teeth.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
This is how much I like it, Like I look
for it every time. Yeah, are they paying you to
say no, I'm not. Seriously, I paid my own money.
What a scam. If we just came in here and
we just took money under the table.

Speaker 25 (50:23):
I would If they want to pay me, I'll gladly
take it, because this thing would change my life.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
It's a legal for.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
You to come on the show and talk about something
without divulging that you're getting paid for it.

Speaker 25 (50:32):
I'm not getting paid for it. I paid my own
money for it. But seriously, every time I brush my
teeth now, it's like going to the dentist for a clean.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
We used to have a water pick fights because you
can shoot water and you can do that too. And
you know the thing.

Speaker 25 (50:44):
Anybody that doesn't have a water pick, I'm gonna give
you a little lesson right now. Make sure you close
your lips around it before you use it.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
That's what I was taught because because if you just
have your mouth over it and use a water pick,
it sprays every Yeah, it gets all. You know what,
I'm going to go to Amazon. I don't buying one.

Speaker 25 (51:04):
Seriously, Oh buy the forty dollars one, because there's more
expensive ones. But the one that was that's forty bucks.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
You don't need it. You don't need the fans. You
don't need the fans, don't need the catch. Okay, So
the question what under fifty dollars has changed your life?

Speaker 8 (51:13):
I'll go even cheaper, Okay, you know what I love,
and I can't buy enough of them. They're called compeede.
I think, oh, you wear them because I don't wear socks,
the things that Danielle had that you stole from her. Yes, yeah,
I don't like to wear socks, especially in the summertime.
And so by the way, my feet don't smell, as
I do not have stinky feet, okay, and so but.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I just don't like socks. So these these compeede things,
you know, I just put put one on the side
of my foot and there's no blisters. It's great. It's
like fifteen dollars from box boxes of them back there.
But I know, I look, but you see, you don't
have to spend a billion dollars to find something that
changes your life. So it's water picks, it's compeede. There
you go, all kinds of stuff. What cheap stuff has

(51:57):
changed your life under under fifty dollars.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
Under fifty I mean, there's obviously, you know, an ethha.

Speaker 10 (52:02):
Weed, but I won't say that, I will actually say
a product. So Danielle actually went to the Crayola factory
not too long ago, and she came back with this
chapstick that is this big fat crayon and I love it.
It is the greatest chapstick of my life. So I
thought this has to be expensive. She got it from
the Crayola factory. I went online and googled it. You
can get like an eight pack for eleven bucks.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Awesome. Love it?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Change your life, change my life? That's some scary. I
have two things.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
One is the this plastic mirror with suction cups on
it that I got at Tarje.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
You put it in the shower, your shaving mirror, my
shaving mirror. I shave in the shower now.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
I never was able to do that until I had
the mirror with the suction cups. And the other thing
and or green, is called the orgreenic pan frying pan.
You don't have to use any butter you're so excited,
spray or nothing. You could just like throw eggs in
the damn thing and they'll cook perfectly and perfect egg
every time.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
With no oil. And by the way, the smell of
your breath. You need to borrow Nate's water pitch.

Speaker 32 (53:01):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Oh, another thing, the squatty potty.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I've seen these in action, yes, I've seen them at work.
You put the little things you put your feet on.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Basically little footool around bottom of your toilet, and.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
They're saying that it makes you. It makes you pooh better.

Speaker 10 (53:18):
Yes, changes your posture so the pooh comes out faster.
And people have sworn that they actually like got all
of the gunk out of their intestines. My friend's dad
said he lost fifteen pounds with a squatty potty.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Has happened to me?

Speaker 10 (53:31):
He swears we could call him right now. I bet
he'll say, yeah, I definitely did love that thing.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I've heard from many people to a squatty potty is
something every bathroom needs.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
It expresses your export process.

Speaker 8 (53:42):
Wait, iay got to Amazon right now and order a
squatty potty at a water pit.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yes, so the squad one is just a stool. It's
not an actual potty. No, it's just a basically it
makes you. It elevates your feet off the ground. So
they're like they're.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Like this, Yeah, you're just so differently like stirrups.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
See, it changes the trajectory. Yep, it really does of
your missile.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
It just speeds up the process, you know, it.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Just go go to squatty potic amazing.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
So yeah, bottom lines, you don't have to spend a
ton of money to enjoy something that share it with friends.

Speaker 28 (54:23):
No.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Oh, yes, producer Sam, but I.

Speaker 37 (54:25):
Have two of them because you guys know I'm riddled
with skin issues.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Yes, so I found some really good stuff.

Speaker 37 (54:30):
I use these little patches called peace out acne and
you just pop put it on a white head and
it sucks the white head out by morning. It's like
under twenty dollars I get at Sephora, and the other
one is biooil. It's like a scar thing because I
am a picker by nature, so I leave scars. I
know it's bad, but the bioil is like fifteen bucks
on Amazon, and it's such a good thing to remove scars.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
I love cheap stuff, love it, love it. Hey, uh,
switching gears. I want to talk to Ali.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Of course, anything and everything social media on our show
is Ali, and you're doing the best job ever. We
love you.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Can we call her digitally digitally.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Good.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Okay, we're working on that for a while.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
So Ali, it's always fun to talk to about her
dating life. You do have an adventurous dating life.

Speaker 11 (55:14):
I try.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I overheard you having a conversation. You know me when
I overhear it.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
We're going to bring it in. We're going to talk
about it. You're you're online dating? Which site is it
on hinge?

Speaker 38 (55:25):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
That's like the in one. But listen to what she's doing.
Gandhi helped me with this.

Speaker 8 (55:31):
I think she's manipulating a little too much for this guy.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
She's trying to pick up.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
What are you doing?

Speaker 38 (55:36):
So I have a crush on this guy, and I'm
using Hinge to try and match with him to see
if he is into me, and I want to ask
me out. So I changed my settings to be his
age and my preference to his religion and his location.

Speaker 10 (55:53):
Oh so you're like defrauding him basically, you're not the
same religion.

Speaker 9 (55:57):
No, we are the same.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
You are the same religion. Okay, okay, just his age?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, how old is he?

Speaker 6 (56:01):
He's twenty four?

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Okay, so you and you know for a fact he's
on Hinge as well.

Speaker 38 (56:06):
I don't know for a fact, but but if I
have all these things, I should be able to find
him in like forty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Okay, So you are what else have you done on
your hinge whatever profile to match him?

Speaker 38 (56:22):
So I changed my religion right, and well, Now, I
didn't change my religion. I just made it so it's
a like game changer if it's.

Speaker 11 (56:30):
Not that religion, right, Okay.

Speaker 38 (56:32):
And then I changed my location be close to him,
and then I made it a mile radius so that
he has to be the mile.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Cyber stalking a little bit, a little bit. It's like
if you knew where he lives and you just.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Stod outside his house every day.

Speaker 38 (56:45):
Hey kind of.

Speaker 11 (56:47):
But on the apps, okay, you.

Speaker 8 (56:49):
Sound like you're a It sounds like you're a member
of the military and you're sending drones over to like
like shoot shoot up his compound.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I have met you?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Are you are narrowing it down to just him? So wait, wait,
wait you've met him.

Speaker 38 (57:03):
Yeah, I met him, and I have a crush on him.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Why don't you just tell him I have a crush
on you. Just go out.

Speaker 38 (57:08):
Because that I'll get maybe rejected.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
I don't want to.

Speaker 10 (57:11):
I'm scared it's gonna be so much weirder now if
he hears this and then still doesn't go for it.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Was if you just met him in person, you just
could have gotten rejected.

Speaker 8 (57:19):
And all the stuff you're lying about, I mean you
you basically are lying to get him to notice you.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
On I'm not lying.

Speaker 38 (57:26):
I'm just telling the app what I prefer, and it's
everything that's him.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Is he like on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (57:33):
Want you just slide into his dms on Instagram and
say hi, because that's.

Speaker 11 (57:36):
I have his number.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
She's afraid she'll be rejected.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
She's afraid she'll be rejected this way, either he goes
for her or if he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
If he doesn't, it's not a rejection.

Speaker 11 (57:45):
Exactly.

Speaker 38 (57:45):
If I see he matches with me on Hinge, then
I know he's interested in me too.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
But you said I think he's on Hinge.

Speaker 38 (57:51):
Yeah, I don't actually know.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
But wait, no, no, no, no, he's not going to be
interested in you. He's going to be interested in this
person that you're trying to make yourself debate that you're not.

Speaker 38 (58:01):
Well, I am all those things.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Yes, I agree with you, Elvis. This is false pretenses.

Speaker 25 (58:06):
You can't create this person and then go match with someone.

Speaker 38 (58:10):
And I'm a person. I'm just telling the app what
I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
At a different color.

Speaker 10 (58:18):
So she's basically turning to say, like, if this was
the grocery store, you've just moved your product to, like
a better place, so that he can see you're you're
in capping him.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
I think you're brilliant for this. First of all, this
is what's gonna get your foot in the door. It's
gonna buy you more time and conversation, and I think
then he'll get to know the real you afterwards, and
then you could laugh in the end about how I
remember in the beginning when I was just trying to you.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
Know, remember I stocked you and made up my whole life.
You know, we're on the.

Speaker 38 (58:49):
Stage right now where it's like like does he like me?
Does he not like me? Is he gonna ask me on?
Is he not gonna ask me out? So I'm just
moving along the process a little fast.

Speaker 10 (58:58):
Yeah, but it seems like it would just be way
easier if you got the answer, like hit him up, Hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Do you want to hang out?

Speaker 10 (59:03):
Let me get the answer, versus he might be on hinge.
So maybe you're never going to know and you'll just
be left in this like kurget time.

Speaker 15 (59:09):
First.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
That's the thing I don't understand. He you don't even
know if he's on hinge.

Speaker 38 (59:12):
No, but everyone's on hinge, I mean also not sponsored.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Okay, all right, so.

Speaker 38 (59:21):
I do know he's single.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
So is he all you know about this? Poor guy?
And location? Do you have a mutual friend?

Speaker 23 (59:28):
We do?

Speaker 11 (59:29):
I know his roommate.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Okay, why don't you just get his roommate to like
set you up?

Speaker 38 (59:34):
So I did kind of do that.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Oh how did that work? How do you kind of
do that? Either you do or you don't. You're like,
how did you manipulate his roommate into helping you?

Speaker 11 (59:44):
I use my dog?

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Yeah, it's good plan. Wait a second.

Speaker 10 (59:49):
I saw her posting with a dog on the weekend,
and I was like, this is weird.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
I never really see Allie with a dog, And now
I get it. That's awesome. It's cute dog.

Speaker 38 (59:56):
So I texted the roommate. The roommate's not from the
city or the so I know he like kind of
misses home. I was like, listen, like, my dog is
coming in on Saturday, like into the city. Why don't
we meet up and have like a dog play date
and like you can hang out with the dog in
that way, like you know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
So I so you're trying every approach rather than like
the one that's guaranteed to give you answers faster, which
is like just contact him.

Speaker 38 (01:00:21):
Well, I have to see him every week at mud
of my extracurricular activities.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
So is it soccer? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
What Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Alway plays soccer.

Speaker 10 (01:00:30):
She's been trying to get me to play, but I'm
never available when she wants to play.

Speaker 6 (01:00:33):
But I'm interested. Yes, I'm a.

Speaker 38 (01:00:35):
Nice soccer to meet boys and I met this boy.

Speaker 28 (01:00:38):
Wait.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
Wait, so you don't play soccer because you're like soccer.
You play soccer just to meet boys.

Speaker 38 (01:00:42):
No, I actually do really like playing, but I just
so happened to be with a lot of single men
and I had to leave my last team because I
was dating the captain of that team.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
So you see him every week. You see him every
week at soccer. Yeah, it is kind of stalkers a
little bit, but in.

Speaker 38 (01:00:56):
The cute way.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
You're a cute stalker.

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Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
So one day we're sitting on an airplane and the
guy comes on and says, you know that the flight
attendant okay, we're now in a buckle up, and this
and that, and then he says, all right, as we
have asked you, please turn off all cell phones, you
must go to airplane mode. Now I see on my
meter or here that four of you have not done
it yet. We now know that four of you have

(01:02:01):
not turned on your airplane mode. And I'm thinking to myself,
this guy is a liar. Yeah, he is full of quack.
But you know, as as soon as he said that,
all the dummies on the plane started looking at the
oh oh oh god, he's not on his meter.

Speaker 20 (01:02:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
I could see Elvis at that moment taking flight mode
off his phone and being like, let's see if he says, phoney, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Did you just get an ext one on your meter?

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
So the question is, and I'm going to give you
an example in a moment of how we lie to
you or how radio has been lying to you all
these years. You're not supposed to give this, so, uh, you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
Know, how do you lie to people in your business?
We have this thing and it really isn't happening as
much now as it was in the past. We say, hey,
if you want to hear a song, call us. Now,
well you wouldn't call us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Oh I need to play that, and I'm putting the
computer and play because John from from Babylon called and
wanted to hear it.

Speaker 29 (01:02:58):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
No, but we what we do do sometimes a lot
of times it will tabulate. So if we get one
hundred calls for uh Ariana Grande today, we know that
song is very popular. We need to play it more.
But when you call and request it, I'm not playing
it just for you, And that's a radio lie.

Speaker 9 (01:03:15):
But you think it's just for you when it comes on,
you get so excited and go, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
My gosh, it's my request.

Speaker 10 (01:03:20):
I was definitely the person who used to be like, oh,
call with a request, I'm calling right now. And then
I would call and nobody would ever play what I
wanted them to play. But the DJ would always say
I'm gonna play it, and they never did.

Speaker 11 (01:03:29):
We'll get right on that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Yeah, thanks guys.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
All right, I need to know more lies anyone from
any other any other industries.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Trying to think when I worked in fast food, what
we used to sell people?

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
I think, Well, so one thing I know we used
to do when I worked in a restaurant was we
would make pretty much almost always decaf coffee because we
didn't want to accidentally mix it up because you know,
servers will go back and forth and not necessarily pay attention,
so we never wanted to give people caffeine that weren't.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Supposed to have caffeine.

Speaker 11 (01:03:57):
So it's just crack decaf across the board.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
Yeah, but what if I needed that to keep awake
in my car and I wound up having a car
accident home because that was a sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Go to a restaurant so they can focus.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Go to a coffee place. We were good at salad bars.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Wait, Ghani is another one.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
I have another one. When I was a bartender and
we used to make drinks for people.

Speaker 10 (01:04:16):
Sometimes they would come back and be like, there's not
enough alcohol in here, what's going on with this drink?
So we would put just a little bit of alcohol
in the straw, so when they took the sip, it
hit like a ton of bricks.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Now I hate you.

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
I think a lot of pit ices do that.

Speaker 11 (01:04:30):
It was then a lot of places.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Do that live I'm putting alcohol.

Speaker 11 (01:04:34):
No, they just do that to begin with.

Speaker 9 (01:04:36):
They put alcohol in the straw, so you think there's
more in the drink than there really is.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
Hits you like train bam, and I'm like, how do
you like that drink? No, it's the same drink.

Speaker 9 (01:04:44):
We used to tell people of fast food restaurants.

Speaker 11 (01:04:46):
No, that didn't fall on the floor before I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Starved that story. That was about the guy that put
his scrot him in someone's salad.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
Oh, it was a salsa.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
It was a salsa. He put his it was scrolled
him salsa.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
Why did he do that? Because he's an idiot?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Because he could.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Was he mad?

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Yeah, he was upset.

Speaker 10 (01:05:01):
It was a delivery thing, like one of the delivery services,
and he dipped his boys in the salsa and he
recorded it and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Then yeah, I don't need you tea bag at my salsaa.

Speaker 9 (01:05:12):
Did somebody do that to you either your salad or
scary sala?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Didn't tea great tea, claimed scary salad, and then he.

Speaker 11 (01:05:19):
Ate it and we took videos.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
All right, But anyway, but we lied about it, all right.
We got liars calling.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
All our listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Let's go talk to Betty line eighteen. Hey Betty, how
are your So we were lying about Betty. Let's go
talk to Mark on fifteen high Mark, how are you?

Speaker 14 (01:05:40):
Hi?

Speaker 26 (01:05:41):
Hello lady, Hello lady.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
All right, what do you do for a living? Are
you the liar or do you know of a lying industry?

Speaker 14 (01:05:48):
Well?

Speaker 26 (01:05:49):
I am the liar. I'm a college student. But on
the weekends I worked from a production company and I
worked the photo booth. And all the time, you know,
people come up to the photo booth and they want
to take a picture, but only two strips of the
pictures come out. So they're always asked me, oh, can
you please, you know, print out more. I'm like, listen,
I have to shut down the system. I can't just
come back at the end of the night. I promise

(01:06:09):
I will print out more. Oh, thank you so much, Okay,
And by the end of the night they just forget.
And you know, it's a funny line.

Speaker 29 (01:06:15):
I don't have to do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Oh they all get drunk and don't come back, all right. See,
but you just want to You just want to preserve
you want to preserve your sanity, and you just don't
want to sit there and wait on them all day.
What's the funny part.

Speaker 26 (01:06:28):
The funny thing is that you would think that the
old people are forgetting. It's the old people that always
remember to come back at the end of the night.
All the young people, they're all too drunk to remember.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Yep, that's usome. I mean that's I'm all but drunk.
So I'm both. Thank you very much, Mark, I appreciate it.
I love you too. Oh my god, all of these
people texting in these are the funny ones. My favorite
was she was a therapist and she says, every time
I tell someone, oh, it's all gonna be all right,
I'm lying. Oh my god, she says, I don't know.

(01:06:57):
I don't know the outcome. That's right, I just lie
to them. Oh it's to be.

Speaker 9 (01:07:00):
You have to say that. You can't say, oh, your
life semester, there's no hope for you. I mean, you
can't say that.

Speaker 20 (01:07:05):
And what about it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
If you're a lawyer, you're supposed to lie. Yeah, No,
maybe bend the truth. I don't know. Let's go talk
to UH line eight. It's John. Oh, he works in sales.
There you go, Hey John, how are you?

Speaker 39 (01:07:19):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
I'm good. How are you guys doing okay? So you're
in sales and so you have to bend the truth
from time to time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
I do pretty much on a daily basis. It's not
too much of a you know, extended lie, but I basically,
you know, we have quarterly promotions, and I basically tell
all my clients know this promotion's ending at the end
of the day. Sometimes they'll create my own promotions.

Speaker 28 (01:07:40):
You have to be back today, that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
It's it's not too much, but I pretty much get
my way and I exceed myself quoder quorders.

Speaker 18 (01:07:48):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
You know, is that the same as when you see
those commercials selling hand cream and says you only have
thirty seconds to call this number.

Speaker 11 (01:07:55):
No, yes, yeah, And.

Speaker 9 (01:07:57):
When you're online and you go to buy something on
like Amazon's it says only four left.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
That's bs because.

Speaker 9 (01:08:02):
Then I go check it again and it says only
six left.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
All right, thank you, John. Hold one second, Hold on second,
let's go talk to Maddie. Online twenty four. Uh you
work in retail, Maddie.

Speaker 39 (01:08:15):
Maddy, Hi guys, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Yeah, okay, were you selling what clothing?

Speaker 38 (01:08:22):
Or I used to work.

Speaker 39 (01:08:25):
At baths and Bodyworks?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
So oh okay, so we give this to the place,
all right? So h and what was the permissible lie
at bath and Bodyworks?

Speaker 39 (01:08:36):
Well, it's not just a Bath and body Works. I
know for a fact that it happens at other stores too,
just for my friends. But anytime that someone asked us
to go check in the back, nine times out of
ten we would just kind of go back and eat
food or check our phone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Rude, because what you always knew, you always knew there
was nothing in the back.

Speaker 39 (01:09:00):
Well, they always sent us really weird amounts of products,
so we would have eight thousand types of one product,
and the one that they were looking for is that
everyone was looking for. We never had.

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
Enough, see, And I want to thank the people in
Target because the other day I was looking for something
specific and the lady said, oh, I think a box
just arrived, and she actually went in the back, opened
the box and brought it out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Maddie, Look, someone has something in the back.

Speaker 11 (01:09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 39 (01:09:28):
I always felt too bad to not do that. So
I was the only person who would ever go back
and actually look for something. But I know that my
coworkers never did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Always wonder.

Speaker 8 (01:09:39):
I always wonder, like, what's in the back. You have
like a warehouse back there filled with all the stuff
that's not in the front.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Yeah, I think they do.

Speaker 9 (01:09:46):
I think when they tell you, oh, we only have
what's out, I think it's bs they've got stuff in
the back.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
All right. My other favorite one and.

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
Every time I got too every time I go to
buy a car or something like that, Maddie, they'll always say, well,
let me go check with the manager.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Going to check with the manager.

Speaker 8 (01:10:01):
Yeah, they may They're going there and just talk for
a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Okay, well listen, Maddie, thank you for calling.

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
Let's go finally talk to a mic online.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Now, Hey Mike, Hey, guys, good morning, good morning. What
exactly is the big ginger ale scam? The ginger ale scam?

Speaker 28 (01:10:20):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, So hold on, guys, this is
going to blow your mind.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Now.

Speaker 28 (01:10:25):
You can work in the restaurants and diners, and ginger
all is not a big ticket item, so a lot
of restaurants don't carry it. So when you order it,
they pour a glass of sprite with a splash of
coke just to give it the color. And there goes
your ginger ale.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Really. Oh see, so I don't get that crispy ginger flavor.

Speaker 28 (01:10:46):
Yeah, you're getting the lemon flavor with a little bit
of coke.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Wow, all the lies we've learned about today, this is
the most frightening frightening.

Speaker 28 (01:11:00):
I had one customer who saw me doing this and
coc in there for me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
Busted, Mike, Excellent. Now, nice to know. Next time I
order a ginger ale, I'm gonna say, don't make.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
It a spread.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
That's all right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Let them know, all right, all these lives you can't Yeah,
what are you gonna do? You should see some of
these going by. I can't even Yeah a nurse, I'm
a nurse. My lie is, Oh no, this won't hurt
a bit.

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
Yeah, we all know that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
I've experienced that. I think I know her.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
This will pinch just a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
This hurts you more than it's gonna hurt me.

Speaker 14 (01:11:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
No, My mom and dad told me that lie all
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Do you think I look in bed?

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
I do Follow us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
On Instagram at Elvis Duran show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
Anyone see any ghost? I saw the kid. I saw
the kid popping up in the window again yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
Oh no, yeah, I've seen him before.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:04):
We still don't know if it's a little boy or
a little girl with a pixie haircut or not sure.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
Do they just appear and then go away? Do they
do anything?

Speaker 40 (01:12:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
No, it's just like it's the head and windows. All
of a sudden, it just dropped down.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Goodbye, now look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
No, you don't have to burn the place down. That's
the only opertion.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
I'm not going to burn down my house and it
doesn't happen.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
I'm telling you everyone I know who's experienced a ghost
like I have experienced a ghost. I've experienced two of them.
You're not scared when you see them. For some reason,
you think you're gonna be scared, But when you actually
see one, it's not scary.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Unless you've seen a ghost. You don't know what I'm
talking about. You've seen one, haven't you, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:12:42):
No, I've experienced things and they didn't scare me. Like
in my mom's house. I was on the staircase trying
to go downstairs, and something wasn't going to let me
go downstairs.

Speaker 11 (01:12:51):
It just stopped me.

Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
I couldn't go any further, and so I just turned
around and went the.

Speaker 11 (01:12:55):
Other direction, like no problem.

Speaker 9 (01:12:58):
You know, little things is sounds and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
Oh God, that's reading a story from a friend of mine.
Used to live in a condo. All the units were
connected and his neighbor was a good friend. One day
he told me that the cleaning lady that they both
shared saw a spirit in the middle of his living room,
and she says it was a little Spanish man who
looked like a construction worker. He jokingly told the maintenance guy,
who freaked out because he said a worker did die

(01:13:24):
while they were building the units. And now they're both
freaked out, but couldn't wait to see the ghost again.
The ghost never came back, so they were ghosted by
a ghost.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Oh that's Danny.

Speaker 8 (01:13:36):
It's like, my philosophy is this, if you really want
to see the ghost, the ghost isn't common, right, It's
when you least expect it out of the corner of
your eye and you're like, oh, I saw you I always.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
Just want to like, no, do they want something? Why
are you still here?

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
Can I help you get to where you need to
go so that we don't have to see you anymore?

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yeah? I don't know. I wish I do you hire someone?

Speaker 32 (01:14:00):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Are those people real?

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
They can come in here and they here's why that
little kid is in your house? Or when did they
can make up anything?

Speaker 9 (01:14:07):
When my mom when my dad was passing away, a
priest came over to my mom's house to pray with us.
And he came in the house and he said to
my mom, do you have any holy water? And my
mom was like, why he sent something in the house,
but he wouldn't exactly say what it was. And he
went and he blessed the whole house with holy water,

(01:14:29):
and he was and he started asking questions about.

Speaker 37 (01:14:32):
This happened in the house.

Speaker 35 (01:14:33):
Do you want to hear any.

Speaker 11 (01:14:34):
Stories about this?

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
So he just got this feeling that there was something
that shouldn't be there, that was there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
I don't know, Danielle, if a priest gets nervous in
your house, maybe yeah, what do you know that you're
not telling me?

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
I know when we watched that movie insidious last night.
So now you know, I get a little scared in
my own house. But when you see the ghost, you're
not scared. And some people are texting and saying we're
you know, we're calling BS on the ghost thing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
No, I'm serious. There's a little ghost, a little kid,
I kid you not. I guess I should make more
out of it. I should be more scared and frightened
and alarmed, but I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
We had that one. Well, why am I afraid of them?

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:15:19):
Because I don't really know anything about them, which I
think is why we're usually afraid of things, right, because
you don't have a good grasp of what it is.
But when we had the woman come in, her name
was Julie Rieger. I don't know if you guys remember,
but she dealt with like paranormal activity. She wrote a
whole book about it. She used to be a movie producer.
She came in and we were talking about my sleep,

(01:15:40):
sleep paralysis, and she pulled me aside and she was like,
as soon as I saw you, there were all kinds
of things, spirits, beings that are attached to you. And
she gave me this pile of rocks and crystals, and
all kinds of stuff to keep by my bed. Because
she was like, I see it, it's all over. You
don't worry, you're not crazy. It's everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
I was like, h get it away. Whatever they are.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Oh, I think it's kind of interesting. For instance, if
a house has something going on that makes it an
interesting house to me. Otherwise it's just I do I
think so too.

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
I think it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Yeah, I don't know. Reese is on twenty four. Yes,
you have a ghost a kid in your house.

Speaker 29 (01:16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:16:20):
My parents they actually built the house in two thousand
and as the house was being built, so they came over.
We were out of town, so they came over and
saw the little boy and called to see if they
left one of the kids at home, and they said no.
But you know, we've had a lot of calls that
there's been a little boy running around the house. And
then after the house was built years later, you can
hear toys going off in the basement and you can

(01:16:41):
see a little boy run across the balcony and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Wow. Do they have any idea where this where the
kid came from? And why the kid's there?

Speaker 30 (01:16:50):
No idea?

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Wow, you just don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:16:52):
But you know, when you see movies like Insidious, it's
it's the people who are haunted, not the house like
you like so Gandhi, you have all these dead people
hanging on you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
You're you're the problem here.

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
They are there with me right now. I know it's me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I don't know. All right, Ray, thank you for listening.
And to tell the kid, we said, hey, what's up?
That's all right? Bye? Uh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
Because when I owned that house in Jersey, that other
house construction workers wouldn't even come in and work. They
would freak out and leave, and they didn't even know
each other. They would all independently be freaked out by
this house cool. And that's where I experienced something as well.
I don't know, you know how to explain it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
What's the phone tap all about?

Speaker 20 (01:17:36):
There?

Speaker 41 (01:17:37):
So Jeffy wants to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Darren. Now Darren does overnights, gets home and goes
straight to sleep. So we decided let's give Darren some
wake up calls with the little Saint Patrick's date flair
to it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
All right, what could go wrong? Let's see here we go. Wow,
I specially Saint Patri's Day, missing crapper. I'm a lipric
corn and I'm a mean green wrapper. Back in Ireland
they called me liprick crapper. I put a door to
the end of your rainbow ferry you on my brain?

Speaker 24 (01:18:10):
Yo, got a green coat, You got the scuffy red
beer sucked on your schle That was weird.

Speaker 22 (01:18:16):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Hello, I'm the lipriate crapper.

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
And the back of again on Saint Patty's dad.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Let me be your friends up to your way. You
locked this monster to capture met.

Speaker 28 (01:18:33):
Maximum power can lead you to dwighten you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Is this Darren coping?

Speaker 23 (01:18:41):
Man?

Speaker 11 (01:18:42):
It's Saint Patty's Day, Darren, I'll give you three wisks.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Do you know my day?

Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
Man?

Speaker 26 (01:18:46):
You'll hear funny?

Speaker 22 (01:18:47):
Dude? What whatever you're doing that's funny today?

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
If you think it's.

Speaker 20 (01:18:53):
Funny, I did it.

Speaker 22 (01:18:54):
Wake me up and I got another thing covered for you.

Speaker 14 (01:18:56):
Dude, hye by, why are you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Walk the door work?

Speaker 14 (01:19:00):
Kick your act.

Speaker 22 (01:19:01):
Against the wall.

Speaker 14 (01:19:06):
If you keep calling this, put your.

Speaker 20 (01:19:08):
Head to bol Do you understand me?

Speaker 14 (01:19:10):
I know the pitch is but you called me almost
prod your dad, So I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Happy to say I'll keep you three wiks, pull down?

Speaker 14 (01:19:18):
What the Saint Patty said, both swish you pull down?

Speaker 29 (01:19:21):
My ill show you something that swish?

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
It's along back pipe and me lucky?

Speaker 15 (01:19:26):
Are you screening those and seen it?

Speaker 32 (01:19:27):
Do?

Speaker 14 (01:19:27):
It's bigger than the pits on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
I don't squeak you.

Speaker 14 (01:19:32):
I'll put you down the table.

Speaker 36 (01:19:34):
And squitch your down pitch.

Speaker 14 (01:19:35):
I'm not around with you.

Speaker 11 (01:19:37):
Have a happy Saint Patty.

Speaker 7 (01:19:44):
Sure completely had it with your boat iron.

Speaker 14 (01:19:48):
What who are you talking to you? Damn it? I
keep getting this phone call from the idiot. He's yellow
at me in the Leprechaun voice. Every time I try
to fall back to sleep, the phone rings again. I
don't recognize the number. I don't know who this is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
This happened today, yes, but that the low morning.

Speaker 14 (01:20:06):
I think.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
I think Mitchell has someone calling me, just trying to
put a buckets working.

Speaker 38 (01:20:11):
I got complete seem that they just completely messed up
what they were supposed to call you at eight am
and wake you up.

Speaker 36 (01:20:19):
It was supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
That's exactly what they did. They called me eight am.
What the are you thinking of?

Speaker 12 (01:20:25):
Someone called me at at am?

Speaker 14 (01:20:26):
I just thought I was just sleep for forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
You out of your mind.

Speaker 30 (01:20:30):
Well, they weren't supposed to like yell at you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
It's supposed to be.

Speaker 14 (01:20:33):
Like cute, no matter what they were supposed to do.
You have you have? You have?

Speaker 22 (01:20:37):
Some company called me at eight in the morning when
you know, when you know I'm at the borrow night.

Speaker 24 (01:20:42):
I thought it's your favorite holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
I thought you would like it.

Speaker 14 (01:20:48):
It was supposed to.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I don't relax.

Speaker 14 (01:20:52):
I haven't slipped in two days.

Speaker 26 (01:20:54):
This is what I want chance to catch.

Speaker 36 (01:20:56):
Up before the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Hey, Darren, Darren, what hello Darren? My name is Garrett,
and my little leprechaun over there, his name's Ronnie.

Speaker 15 (01:21:07):
Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
And you just got phone tapped by your girlfriend, Debuty man.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Are you wearing green?

Speaker 22 (01:21:21):
You guys suck man?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 27 (01:21:26):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
All the Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
I don't know. I've never been broken up on I
guess I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
I have not been dumped either.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
I've dumped a lot, right which I know.

Speaker 10 (01:21:57):
People are not gonna believe me when I say this,
but I think you might have. Sometimes it's a lot
harder to be the one breaking up with somebody than
getting broken up with well, gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
That's the question. Is it more Is it more stressful
to be the dump er or the dump e? They
each have their own stress stress level, right, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:22:14):
I think it depends on like if you break up
with someone who's going to be you know, is going
to be so emotional about it, yeah, you know, and
then you feel really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Well, especially if that's one of the reasons you're breaking
up because they're overly emotional. But anyway, what what.

Speaker 9 (01:22:28):
I don't know it's him or me that brought flowers
to a breakup once.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Okay, so let's talk about the rules of a breakup.
I was reading this this morning. This was this is
what brought this up at Magnet of Success dot com.
I don't know. I love these these websites. Relationship.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
There's six the five stages of a breakup for the
dumper Number one relief, number two, elation, number three, nostalgia
and comparisons, number four, neutrality, and then number five regret
and sadness.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Never had any regret or sadness. With my breakups.

Speaker 10 (01:22:59):
I didn't have any regrets, but I had sadness for
the other person, Like I felt so sad being mean
to like, I felt like I was being mean. But
in the long run, I thought, this is actually going
to be better for him, It'd be great for me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
I had to go to therapy. When I was breaking
up with someone. It was there was a guilt and
there was all that. Yeah, but you know, we move on. Hey,
not to sound like a cold bitch moving on, but Scary.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
Was telling me about we're talking about the good places
and worst places to break up with someone.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Scary's question was, well, question.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
Not only have I been dumped, but is it okay
to go out to take someone to eat to be dumped?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Because that's how it happened to me. And I said,
that's the worst idea ever.

Speaker 11 (01:23:37):
That's horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
She planned a dinner date on a Thursday night and
near her house, went out to dinner, and as the
courses went by, so came the excuses of the things
or the lead.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Up to the breakup. And by the time we were
having dessert, the breakup was done. So the salad came out.

Speaker 8 (01:23:52):
She said, you know, okay, okay, the salad of the
appetizer was what conversation during the lead in?

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
I remember it was a pasta appetizer and we were
sitting there and we were talking about how we things
haven't been the same lately.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Okay, we haven't. Our time, our schedules don't. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
So you finished your ZD yes, which all bad restaurants have,
and I love him. There's good ZD don't get me wrong.
And then he moved into the entree. What did you
order that night? I was a steak guy. Okay, you
ordered your steak. And then what conversation had after the
ZD intro?

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
After that? That then came.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Then came the part where she said, you know, there's
there's this guy from my childhood that is back, you
know that that moved back to New York City.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
And she started this story about how he was now.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
All of a sudden back in the picture, and she
wanted to know if she was starting to do other things.

Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
She's awful, yeah, she was. I mean, this is awful, okay.
First of all, and then you got to dessert. She said,
let's just be friends, right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
That's exactly friend zoned me at the end of the
and she has no intention on being your friend. Now, okay,
here's number one. You don't.

Speaker 8 (01:24:57):
In my opinion, I could be wrong. Don't take someone
to a restaurant to break c up with him. A
restaurant is for eating in cocktails. That's that's a fun occasion.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
How about like a T G I F type.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
No, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:25:09):
Also, you should allow that person to be able to
go through their emotions, and they can't do that as
much in a public place as everyone's staring, and in.

Speaker 12 (01:25:16):
Public is safer for you as the breakup er, the
breakup e it's not good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
You have to shoulder, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
So and then she brings up the fact, hey there's
this guy who I used to see who's back in town.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Why she should have done that? Why is it important
that part?

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
She should have left out painting the picture of why
she wants to move in another direction?

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
And we should She just said that she wanted to
tie it up into a nice bow. That's why the
dinner closure. Guess what her nice bow failed? What's her
full name? Christina? Christina?

Speaker 32 (01:25:47):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
I'm sure the last name ends an a vowel. Okay,
you know what?

Speaker 11 (01:25:54):
Okay, I did the same thing though.

Speaker 42 (01:25:56):
I took an X out but it was like a
TGI F thought it was harmless and we I had
the conversation that wasn't going the way we need to.

Speaker 9 (01:26:08):
We need to break up.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
So where's a good place to break up with someone? Oh?
I usually said? I usually said, well, I said, let's
let's take a walk.

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
We walked around the neighbor, but not in.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
A secluded place, just in case things get crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
Not over text. Don't don't don't break up with me
over text.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
Look, you know, even though you're you're dying to break
up with them, there's still there still needs to needs
to be a level of respect for them and their feelings.
Like you said, Gandhi, let them go through their emotions.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
They should be.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
Allowed to go through their emotions. So short of going
to a cemetery to break up three in the morning.

Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
Right, So maybe like a park, maybe a house, someone's house.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
I think in your living room is a good place.

Speaker 10 (01:26:47):
But then you can't get rid of them when you
want to get rid of them, then they just sit
there the whole time.

Speaker 9 (01:26:51):
And then you know what happens.

Speaker 11 (01:26:52):
It's like, oh, let's have sex for the last time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
Amidst all the tears. This is very romantic.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Hold on, I got hello, John, you have advice for
breakups and for the dumpers or the dumpies.

Speaker 20 (01:27:05):
I have advice for the dumpers.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Okay, go ahead, John, all right.

Speaker 20 (01:27:11):
So I went to Morosa to break up with my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
You went to the what Lrosa Pizzas? Okay, a pizza place, okay?

Speaker 20 (01:27:21):
And when I dropped the news that I was gonna
be leaving her, she picked up the whole pizza and
threw it at me.

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
Oh, okay, if you're gonna break up in a restaurant,
the food needs to be soft or not, and definitely
not hot like melting cheese. Got so she I know,
but that made it easier, right, She threw the food
and she just stormed down.

Speaker 20 (01:27:42):
Yeah knows it now, she wrote.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
No, let me ask you this, John, Are you sort
of happy? Even though it was a little embarrassing to
have pizza thrown in your face? Are you happy? It
was like just rip the band aid off fast like that?
Or would you wanted a long drawn out let's explain conversation.

Speaker 20 (01:27:58):
I was glad that it was quick. I was I
was really glad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Okay, and it's done, and you didn't hear from her again,
nor did she.

Speaker 20 (01:28:05):
Hear from you never again?

Speaker 8 (01:28:07):
No Wow, and wasted pizza at that part? Did they
have that Domino's insurance? Thank you, John, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Yeah, I know. I think I need a conversation.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
Froggy's wife, Lisa wants to know, Scary, did you wind
up paying for the dinner?

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
We split the bill. I want to make sure I
would have made her pay after that. I didn't bring
my wallet. Sorry, Storm. There's actually a list of the
best places to break up in New York City. Number
one in a taxi bad, no, terrible, awful, Chelsea Market,
Bowery Hotel, Lobby, so the t KTS Red Steps in

(01:28:46):
Times Square because there's so many tourist they're buying tickets
for Broadway Show.

Speaker 9 (01:28:49):
My God.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
The peer behind Fairway Market in Red Hook, Brooklyn.

Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
Never on a pier, you get pushed in the donut plant.

Speaker 8 (01:28:56):
No Paley Park, No, no, no, these are bad, bad
I would think in a now you know what straight
and Nate was saying that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Over by my old apartment.

Speaker 25 (01:29:03):
Yeah, sixth Avenue and Carmine Street, there's this little park
and probably half a dozen times I would walk by
and there's a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Try in front of Joe's Pizza, right in front of Joe' pizza, right,
you know where that is brody right there?

Speaker 25 (01:29:13):
And every once in a while I walk by and
there's a couple where the girls sitting there crying and
the guy's just sitting there with.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Like an expressionless face. He just knew that they were
breaking up. Always on a park bench. I'm not saying
anyone's enjoying breaking up with someone, but I do think,
and I go back to what Gandhi said, there needs
to be a level of respect where you allow them
to be able to have a conversation with you right right.
I don't know, Alex, are you there?

Speaker 33 (01:29:36):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Hello Alex. So you've had to be a dumper and
a dump e So which one was most stressful for
you or were they equally as stressful.

Speaker 19 (01:29:46):
No, I've never been a dumpy. I've been a dumper
in two extreme situations where I dated a guy in
high school ended up being my college boyfriend. Most of
our relationship. He was very emotional and at times you
know a little about it, so that breakup was pretty tough.
And then my next boyfriend was the exact opposite, very

(01:30:08):
stone cold. We broke up. He didn't even care.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
So, so I'm breaking up with you? Okay, great, Yeah
he did.

Speaker 19 (01:30:17):
He didn't know we broke up. I you know, I
said him, I feel like you're not really in love
with me. He said I'm not. I said, okay, you
know that makes it pretty easy for me. Then we've
been together for two years at this point. And then
he called me like thirty minutes later and asked me
if we were going to go out for dinner the
next night.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Yeah. I don't think he got in now, but anyway,
but you know what, you're done. You're done.

Speaker 8 (01:30:40):
There is this big sense of relief. Absolutely. Finally we
talked to Stephanie. Thank you, Alex Hi Stephanie.

Speaker 32 (01:30:47):
Hi.

Speaker 13 (01:30:47):
So he was your fiance, Yeah, and we were together
like seven years.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Seven years. That's a long time. So he broke up
with you? And how did that fall out?

Speaker 13 (01:30:59):
He didn't actually say, like we were breaking up. He
came home from work one day with a bunch of
boxes and just started like packing his stuff up.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
It's like a job. He cleared his desk.

Speaker 13 (01:31:10):
Yeah, that's basically what it felt like. And I'm sitting
there watching him. I'm like, what are you doing? Like,
I'm just packing my stuff together? And I was like,
for what reason? He's like, I'm going to move back
in with my mom?

Speaker 15 (01:31:21):
What did you give you?

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Like why?

Speaker 19 (01:31:24):
I mean, I knew we.

Speaker 13 (01:31:25):
Were having like some problems and everything, but he never
expressed that it was to the level that he was
gonna then, look, wow, break up with me.

Speaker 39 (01:31:33):
If it didn't get fixed.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:31:35):
So he never actually said too much until like a
year later he was still trying to get back together.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
That's that's not good.

Speaker 13 (01:31:43):
Yeah. By then I was like, well, if you couldn't
deal with it in the moment, why would I.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Want to get back to exactly all right, Well, congratulations Stephanie,
And that made it easy for I mean after a while.
But if there is a big mystery cloud what you're
packing this mont out? Huh, I don't know. Uh yeah,
So be careful were you're gonna brek up with someone,
someone just in a text. Uh, watching people at the
airport as they're boarding a plane. Don't do that. You're
stuck in the air.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
With them, that's horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
Don't do it at a restaurant, you're stuck at a
table with them, unless there's a fight and someone gets
up in leaves and it's just it's.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
They get through it.

Speaker 9 (01:32:15):
Can you imagine though, if you're saying goodbye to somebody
at the airport and as they're getting on the plane, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Like, bye bye and then close the door. Ye bye.

Speaker 23 (01:32:22):
I hate.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
I hate you.

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Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
Hey, is there something in your hometown the outsiders would
never understand. I'll give you an example.

Speaker 8 (01:33:16):
Here in New Jersey there used to be a theme
park called Action Park.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Danielle, remember growing up and scary? Remember and Scotti b
hearing their.

Speaker 9 (01:33:23):
Correct Action Park?

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Really you remember cheesy commercials?

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
We ran them here on Z one hundred. Anyway, as
my friend Tom was saying, if you ever went to
Action Park, there was a good chance you would actually
die on the roller coaster. It was like, there's always
like some story.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
I have a story. Yeah, Danielle almost died at Action Park, right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
I went on.

Speaker 9 (01:33:45):
I went on the luge, I went on the louge
slide and scraped up my entire back and there was
blood and everything, and I'm like, oh, I was in
so much pain. But I did have a good time
at the park.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
But it was yeah, Action Park was. It was a
water park. It's a good time while the skim is
being scraped off your back.

Speaker 8 (01:34:04):
Anyway, they wanted to change the name from Action Park
to Class Action Park because there was always someone you
know out yep, just like Froggy where you're from, like
where like your town or in South Florida where you're
originally living.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
When you we A.

Speaker 12 (01:34:19):
Lot of people did not understand Santa's enchanted forest, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
They didn't get it.

Speaker 12 (01:34:24):
And every Doddy knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
People don't. I got it.

Speaker 12 (01:34:28):
If you're from South Florida, you get it, But if
you're not familiar, like what the hell is this?

Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Now, well, tell me what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:34:35):
Now, I want to know what it is.

Speaker 12 (01:34:37):
It's like an amusement It's like a Christmas amusement park.
But people don't understand it. And it's the same with
the swap shop that used to be in in uh
In in Broward County. The swap shop was another one.
It was it was like a glorified flea market, but
it was fun. And if you're from South Florida, it
makes sense. If you're not from there, you could not
have it in any other town.

Speaker 10 (01:34:57):
Oh and a terrible Santa's enchanted forest sentence intention forest.
I used to have to explain to my friends who
would come down that if there is a body of water,
I don't care if it's a puddle, a canal, whatever
it is, don't get near it because something is lurking.

(01:35:18):
All of my friends used to be like, Oh, that's
so cute, let me go down there and splash around. No,
alligators and snakes exist down here.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Oh, many people are at texting and your Action park
was terrifying. Almost drowned. Someone said the Alpine slide was deadly. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 8 (01:35:35):
By the way, I made a mistake I met the
alpine slide. I didn't mean roller coaster. So thank you
people for chastising me. Because Karen is listening.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Hey, let's talk. Let's go talk to Brody. Hey Brody,
so I mean you're from You're from Brooklyn. In Brooklyn
is something that outsiders would never understand.

Speaker 36 (01:35:59):
Oh we had something Bensonhurst growing up that maybe you've
heard of. We had something called the Mafia.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Oh the Mafia.

Speaker 9 (01:36:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 36 (01:36:09):
They didn't have a jingle like Froggy and Gandhiad. They
didn't have a jingle, but everybody knew who they were
and everybody appreciated them. They're all really good people.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
I love this text message. Where I grew up, we
used to have drive your tractor to school day. I
want to know where they're from. I would love to
talk to them. In Eerie, they have Pepperoni balls. No
one understands the hype for Pepperoni balls unless you're from Erie.
You're from Erie, right, uh?

Speaker 25 (01:36:41):
Straight in a y they actually named the basketball team
the Pepperoni Balls, Like that's that's that's a real thing.
Like they were trying to figure out something that is
totally eerie. So they said, well, why don't we name
our basketball team the Pepperoni Balls?

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
So yeah, how about that? Okay, you guys know what
pepperoni ball is? No, No, I'm not fami. They're fantastic.

Speaker 25 (01:37:04):
It's a ball of dough that is fried and in
the middle is like a couple of slices of pepperoni.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
It's so good. That sounds goody So so have you
ever eaten a garbage plate like they have in Rochester,
New York?

Speaker 11 (01:37:18):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
It's a plate of everything, It's just everything. I don't know.
If you're from Rochester, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:37:24):
Yum?

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Well, no, but they call it the garbage plate. What's scary.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
When I visited Saint Louis, they had this cheese there
called provel and I'm like, what, yeah, Provel? What is
this unique cheese? I can't get this anywhere else in
the country. It's its own thing and they put it
on pizza and it's so unique and it's amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:37:43):
Is it's a whole different flavor. As a matter of fact,
there are piza places in New York that have that.
Do Saint Louis pies with provels?

Speaker 11 (01:37:50):
What pie?

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Well, freedo pie? Yeah, from from the South.

Speaker 8 (01:37:55):
We used to have Freedo pie all the time, where
you open up a little bag of Frito's, like the
single serving and you'd pour hot chili in there with
some fruit, with some fresh onion and some cheese and
you fart all day long. You just fart all day long,
you know. And Garrett growing up on Staten Island. It's

(01:38:16):
not really the big thing anymore, but it used to
be the garbage dump. People used to think of Staten
Island as the place with the garbage dump. And there's
so much more on Staten Island than that.

Speaker 10 (01:38:23):
Yeah, yeah, gandhi, what is you guys can explain to
me Taylor Taylor Ham versus a pork roll.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
I don't know what. I don't either. Well, they're the
same thing, right, I mean, Taylor Ham and pork roll.
It's such a Jersey thing, like a North Jersey thing.
You'd order an egg sandwich in the morning with with
with pork roll with Taylor Ham, and it's this Taylor
Ham that's I don't think there's really any specific part
of the pig you can find it. It's just all parks.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
So it's Taylor Ham brand pork roll and in North
Jersey they call it tailor ham, but in South Jersey
it's pork roll.

Speaker 8 (01:38:58):
But it's the same thing it looks like. And then
you go over to Pennsylvania. Then you go to Pennsylvania
they have scrapple.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Now you know, I never knew what scrapple was until
I lived in Q and O two Land, And then
when I moved from Q and O two in Philly
to Z one hundred in New York, they said, Elvis
Duran moving from the scrapple to the big Apple. I'm like, no,
I'm not doing that. I'm like, what is Scrapple? Is
just chopped up everything from the pig man. It's okay,

(01:39:26):
it's everything. Yeah. Yeah. And in Fort Myers they say
they have something called the peanut egg. It's a hard
boiled egg that's marinated in boiled peanut water.

Speaker 24 (01:39:35):
Who know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Okay, anyway, Hey Brody, how's your day going.

Speaker 36 (01:39:42):
Yeah, it's going well. The morning's doing the move very well.
I got to talk about the you know, the mafia
on the radio, and what can I ask for?

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
All Right, there you go, and your day is done.
What a busy day at the office you had? All right?
We love you, Brodie. We'll check back with you in
a little bit. Okay, Hey, hey, Gandhi, you used to
live in Ohio. What were those candies that every time
I've gone to Ohio, they always give me a box
of these things there buck.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
Eyes, guys. Yeah, buckeye.

Speaker 10 (01:40:10):
So, by nature, a buckeye is actually a poisonous, not
that you can't really eat. But if you see a
candy buckeye, get it because it's lovely chocolate, just filled
with peanut butter, and they're beautiful and they taste it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Then you go to Wisconsin. You have cheese curds in Wisconsin.
And uh, I don't know who's on line twenty four
with Bernard. Hey Bernard, how are you doing?

Speaker 18 (01:40:37):
Hey?

Speaker 29 (01:40:37):
How you doing them?

Speaker 14 (01:40:37):
All?

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:39):
Where are you from? And what from your area? Can
can you explain to us that we know nothing about.

Speaker 29 (01:40:45):
Fromber Virginia and this in the seven seven area it's
pork smith Norfolk that Yeah, we have deep fried blue crabs.
Everybody else seeing them, but we deep fry them in batter.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Oh god, that sounds awesome.

Speaker 29 (01:41:02):
Yeah, you can go twenty miles of the row you
can't find it. But it's only in this seven seven.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Area, oh Man deep fried blue crab. Yeah, I want
some right now. Yum you from my tom tongue.

Speaker 29 (01:41:14):
It's all about the batter that you have to eat
the whole all of the batter. Then you get to
the crab.

Speaker 16 (01:41:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 29 (01:41:20):
Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, I meant it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
I meant it. Thanks for sharing that. If I'm ever there,
I'm coming over, Bernard. Thanks for listening to us. I
appreciate it. Take it easy. Yeah, you know, so you
have to explain.

Speaker 8 (01:41:33):
You have to explain to people what these things are
in your area, action park or something you eat.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
But I don't know. But scrapple. Try some scrapple. I
suggest everyone you have to mail order.

Speaker 8 (01:41:44):
If you're not from Pennsylvania, yeah, do it. Being from Texas,
we had fried pies. If you guys ever had fry pie.

Speaker 9 (01:41:52):
Oh no, that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Oh god, it's so good. There's a little cafe down
the street from where I lived, and they did these
fresh apricot fried pies.

Speaker 8 (01:42:02):
They'd fry up the apricot in the pies. And remember
the McDonald's fried pies. You know, I don't kind of
like that. And my mother would bring me an apricot
pie home from lunch in a paper bag, and by
the time it got back to the house, it would
fall out the bottom of the bag because there's so
much grease. Just cintegrate the bag. I love that memory anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Moon pie.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
I love moon pies.

Speaker 16 (01:42:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:42:29):
My friends in Nashville always send me some moon pies
every now and then.

Speaker 11 (01:42:32):
They're so good.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Oh my gosh, Frog the moon pies, he said, the
moon pies.

Speaker 22 (01:42:36):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (01:42:37):
Absolutely. From the South, we always had moon pies. You
go to the store and you get a Lance moon
pie and a coke.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
See, we get a Lance moonpie and an RC Cola.
I don't know if you ever heard of rc cola.
That's the thing in the past.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
I think. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:42:51):
Anyway, moving on, there's also the sweet Corn Serenade Festival
in beautiful Oscaloosa, Iowa. Boiled Peanuts in South Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (01:43:01):
You know, you have your own thing in your town,
so you know, don't take it. Don't take it for granted,
even if it is a water park that could possibly
kill you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
Check it out.

Speaker 17 (01:43:13):
You're so appreciated and I love.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
You guys much.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
Okay, I was accused of being such a boomer yesterday. Oh,
I took a good friend a lunch yesterday and I
ordered the soup and he's like, he's like, he's like
twenty four years old, right, He's like, oh, soup. I said, Well,
I said, it's running good soup today. You should have
this soup. You're such a boomer.

Speaker 25 (01:43:51):
Really, really, the more I thought about it, because you
texted me after this, and the more I thought about it,
it is kind of a boomer food.

Speaker 9 (01:43:59):
Which kind of soup was it?

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
What do you mean? Which was?

Speaker 9 (01:44:03):
Because I feel like a French onion soup wouldn't be
in that same category because everybody likes French onions.

Speaker 8 (01:44:08):
Okay, well, no, I think that's not I think you're wrong.
I think all soups are boomers according to this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
I also think who was trending on TikTok all of
a sudden, it would be a gen Z broccoli cheddar.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
No, no, no, don't listen to the.

Speaker 8 (01:44:21):
I rarely see excuse me, I rarely see soups trending
on TikTok.

Speaker 25 (01:44:26):
The more I thought about it, soup definitely a boomer food,
and then depending on the sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Like if you ordered a ruben.

Speaker 8 (01:44:33):
Boomer that that's that's bull crap. I tell you why, Well,
then do you know what turn her ond? Then you're
full of bull crap.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Diamond. A Ruben is boomer?

Speaker 6 (01:44:46):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (01:44:47):
Can I ask what a ruben is exactly? I know
it's some type of a meat.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
Come on, Boomer, no idea strommy sour crowd on rye
with Swiss cheese.

Speaker 9 (01:44:58):
Swiss cheese sound good?

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 8 (01:45:02):
New York deli restaurants are very, very in right now.
A lot of people who are young and not boomers
are going to them, and they are all about rubens.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
So don't get started with me. Maybe a boomer in
another city maybe okay, But I'm telling you in New
York that they're very hot. These are hot places, says
the boomer. I wouldn't think.

Speaker 9 (01:45:22):
I think you're right, though. I think it would depend
on where you are, because it would be different. What
would make you a boomer? What you order different?

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Quicker oats is a boomer boomer food?

Speaker 9 (01:45:35):
What is puff?

Speaker 12 (01:45:37):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
There is exactly?

Speaker 8 (01:45:40):
So scary on West Broadway? What's your favorite place to do,
like a nice Jewish deli, high end brunch Sdel's. Okay, Sodell's,
go there on brunch day. What is the average age
of the person eating those ruben sandwiches?

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Twenty three?

Speaker 8 (01:45:53):
Okay, sir, I rest my case. Boomer has rested, needs
to rest.

Speaker 9 (01:45:58):
It's getting Can I just say that soup Nazi store?
What's that guy from the.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Set that's gone?

Speaker 9 (01:46:04):
No, he's still there and I but I pass it
and the line is still wrapped around the building.

Speaker 8 (01:46:10):
Okay, look at the average Look at the average age
of the people. That's what we're talking about, the average
age of the people eating his soup. Yeah, he's done,
but his thing is there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:46:18):
Now if you order soup and a packet of saltines,
now that's a different story.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
I'll give you that. If you're throwing crackers in that soup,
that is definitely Boomer boom.

Speaker 9 (01:46:30):
What about if they're little fishy crackers, Yeah, those are good.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
Saltines. Is definitely is a Boomer phone. Okay, Now, okay,
let's just stop chilling.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
Yes, Sam, this conversation is making me miss my grandpa.
You know what, taking me hungry, irving.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Comparing me to Grandpa Irving. Actually, I'm honored, so thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
All right, Scary has informed me that today's phone tap
needs a little concentration and setup.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
Well, Lydia wanted to phone tap her mom, Mildred, after
Mildred has been trying to return his shirt to an
online company. Now they failed to include that that little
return shipping label in order, you know, in her order.
So there's been a series of breakdown and communications. It's
been awful. She's been expecting a callback. So Ronnie in
the back and I pretend to be the company. And
by the way, the older daughter, Denise is sitting in

(01:47:29):
the background and she also.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
Gets phone tap. So it's a tag team phone tap
on mom and daughter. All right, So a lot going on.
Hope you kept up with that. If you didn't, maybe
you'll figure it out. But listen closely. Here we go.
The tag team phone tap was scary and baldfre Hello, Hi,
I'm looking for Mildred Battles.

Speaker 14 (01:47:51):
This is.

Speaker 5 (01:47:53):
My name is Patrick Fitzgerald from zoopasm dot com and
I'm following up regarding a.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
I call you guys two months and nobody never called
me back, and it's tell me to return my bronchet
and I want to change it, and nobody give.

Speaker 14 (01:48:09):
Me good customer service.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
We have to send you the shipping label and a box. Yes,
I wanted shipping label.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
I wanted tool line.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
So we need to get your name and address on
one second, so.

Speaker 15 (01:48:23):
As it dot com Gerald Fitzpatrick speaking. How may I
help you, ma'am?

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
How may I ask you?

Speaker 9 (01:48:28):
I just talk to you.

Speaker 14 (01:48:28):
I tell you on my problem. You tell me I'm mad?
Ask you?

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
What do you meet, ma'am?

Speaker 15 (01:48:33):
I'm sorry, you were just transferred to my department.

Speaker 25 (01:48:37):
What do you meep in?

Speaker 39 (01:48:38):
Ma'am?

Speaker 15 (01:48:38):
It says here that you would like to purchase an item?

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
Is that correct? Courts Court?

Speaker 14 (01:48:43):
She would you think that.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
This is Patrick Fitzgerald? Did you get the problem taken
care of?

Speaker 14 (01:48:49):
What's he going on over there?

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
What did I said that?

Speaker 5 (01:48:53):
I didn't say anything about purchasing, ma'am. I just tried
to get you to the proper department so we can
have a label and a box process for you.

Speaker 11 (01:49:01):
Here you practally clear speaking?

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
You tell me I have to put my brown set
in it?

Speaker 15 (01:49:09):
And you do you have an item number for the
item you're looking to purchase.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
Ma'am, please hold.

Speaker 7 (01:49:20):
Hello.

Speaker 31 (01:49:22):
This is Patrick Fitzgerald. Please hold, don't call me. Hold
Gerald Fitzpatrick speaking. I have your order ready, ma'am. This
this is Gerald Fitzpatrick. Can I have your trinit card information?

Speaker 3 (01:49:33):
Of course, do not understand what I just said to you.
You're great, straight up. I just got on the phone. Here,
uh here, you just got on the phone. So we're
all set.

Speaker 7 (01:49:45):
You need to drip a few w T forty drops
and you're hearing it and turn it up because you're
not hearing what I'm saying to get were not want
to buy anything?

Speaker 5 (01:49:53):
We said you. I never said you wanted to buy something.
I'm here to assist you with the return of your
shirt purchase departm man. Who is the return department? Would
you like to purchase a sweater right now?

Speaker 40 (01:50:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
My god, Joe after whom your name is. If you
can't understand what the.

Speaker 5 (01:50:10):
Phone you need another job, feel freedom visits the phone.

Speaker 30 (01:50:17):
Put me on this born. There's two people on the.

Speaker 7 (01:50:21):
Phone talking at the same time.

Speaker 20 (01:50:22):
They're doing this as well.

Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 15 (01:50:28):
I hear you from I can't hear you ma'am, can
you here.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Too loud for me? I know.

Speaker 15 (01:50:33):
Let's solve your problem.

Speaker 3 (01:50:34):
Here, solve your problem, you stupid nothing.

Speaker 14 (01:50:38):
You don't listen, you don't about.

Speaker 15 (01:50:40):
We're happy to ship that item right out to you.
We just need your credit card.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
Sorry, that item is back ordered. Right now, that phone?

Speaker 14 (01:50:47):
Where's your man at that?

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
My manager is.

Speaker 15 (01:50:50):
Elvis Durant and my manager is Elvis Durant.

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
Put them on that one now, Mildred. My name is
Scary Jones, and I'm here with Ronnie the Bald Freak,
and together we are tying fitz trick. And you've been
phone tapped. I've been your younger daughter. Lydia's playing a
joke on both of you. Oh my goodness, you Celia,

(01:51:14):
you play game.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Because Lydia, I'll tell you play a game on the phone.

Speaker 14 (01:51:17):
I'm gonna give her. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 27 (01:51:24):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
Hey, so I was talking to Gandhi. The question was
what's the worst date you ever went on? Yes? And
actually It started with her story about a bad date
that I said, well, we should bring this to the air,
so talk about that date.

Speaker 10 (01:51:52):
So I really enjoy being outside and in nature. So
we decided, Hey, we're gonna meet up at this park
of flowers and we're gonna go walk around and look
at the flowers. So get there hanging out, and then
he looks at me and says, listen, I'm gonna be
really honest. You got about forty five minutes till the
acid I took hits me. So if you have any
questions or like, want to have serious conversation, it has
to happen now.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
I was like, oh my god, goodness, oh my god,
where did that date go?

Speaker 10 (01:52:14):
It went with the acid hitting him about forty five
minutes later and me being like, dude, enjoy the flowers.

Speaker 6 (01:52:19):
I can't handle this now and left him. I left
him in the park at the flowers.

Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
I think he's okay, did you ever see you? Never
saw him here?

Speaker 15 (01:52:25):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:52:26):
I was like, you had to do acid before our
first date? Come on, that's cool, weird.

Speaker 8 (01:52:30):
Yeah, listen, that's true. See my mine just pales in comparison.
What is did someone I really wanted to go out
with for a long time and finally we're having dinner together.
He's wearing this white shirt and of course red wine
all over his shirt. Ice piled, ice pilled an entire
glass of wine on him.

Speaker 6 (01:52:44):
Was he really uncol about it?

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
Yes, he was uncool about it, but it was like, so,
date over, So I guess the topic should be first
and last day, same day.

Speaker 9 (01:52:53):
I was the guy who we went out and we
were driving and all of a sudden, he stops the
car and I'm like, what are you doing, takes a
seatbelt off, comes on top of me on the other
side of the car, like in the passenger seat, and
I'm like, what.

Speaker 22 (01:53:05):
The hell are you doing?

Speaker 11 (01:53:07):
I thought this is what you wanted. I'm like no.

Speaker 9 (01:53:10):
So he got off of me and I said, could
you please take me home that this is over? So,
thank thankfully he torove me home.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
And that was it?

Speaker 30 (01:53:17):
Was it weird?

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
Frog?

Speaker 12 (01:53:19):
So there was a girl that she works on the
TV station in South Florida. I don't want to say
which TV station or who it is, but she was
on a date with a guy first time, and they're
having appetizers and everything's going well, and all of a sudden,
he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes
back about twenty five minutes later. She's thinking he left.
He's like, I'm so sorry. He said, I just have
to tell you, I am so turned on by you
that I had to go to the bathroom and take

(01:53:40):
care of myself.

Speaker 3 (01:53:40):
And now we confess it's disgusting.

Speaker 9 (01:53:43):
Twenty five.

Speaker 12 (01:53:45):
It's disgusting. God, even if she got a bit left,
never saw him a game, even if.

Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
It's two minutes, it's disgusting. I hope he washed his hands.
I know, Please, can we talk about the funeral thing?

Speaker 20 (01:53:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
We then, so you don't even remember the guy's a right,
No I do. And he went he went home with
him that night hit his parents own a funeral pollo.
I know you don't tell that, Okay, go ahead, well.

Speaker 43 (01:54:09):
In Brooklyn, and so he said, oh, let's go back
to my house. So we go and it's dark and
he's not turning on any lights and stuff like that,
and we're walking through the house and stuff, and then
you know, we started making out and stuff, and I said,
it smells like flowers in here. And then I start
to realize where we are, and I was like, whoa I.

Speaker 3 (01:54:32):
Mean, was there there was a casket. Yeah, it was closed.
I don't know if anybody was in it.

Speaker 43 (01:54:38):
Like the room, like the room with the chairs and flowers,
and and then I was like, I got to get
out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:54:49):
I'm so uncomfortable with it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:50):
I was like, I go to the monster. I don't
know so textas I want to hear, I want to
hear yours. What's scary?

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
My friend she went on a first date and when
the night was over, he pulls her, He pulls the car.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
Aside, and then they start kissing. All of a sudden,
she hears some kind of on zip oh.

Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
She looks down and his stuff was just out, and
there was an awkward moment and they started looking at
each other and looking down at it, and he goes, well,
I guess just because I'm a police officer doesn't mean
I have this right to show you my pistol.

Speaker 3 (01:55:22):
And then he put it back away because he that's sad.

Speaker 6 (01:55:28):
I think, if you're ever wondering, is now the time
to whip it out? The answer is always no.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
It's not not leave it.

Speaker 12 (01:55:40):
But I thought you wanted to see it.

Speaker 6 (01:55:42):
No, no, no, there should be no doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
Let's go ahead and go ahead and answer that. No
one wants to see that. If you're wondering, I know,
you know, what are we being really? I mean, we're
being like real school here. Don't don't whip that out.

Speaker 6 (01:55:56):
Well, it's funny because that's scary.

Speaker 10 (01:55:57):
Said that, because it's happened to me, and I know
it's happened to multiple members of my friends group where
a guy has just done that and you're like, but
why I don't understand this.

Speaker 9 (01:56:07):
Like they think you're going to jump on top of that.

Speaker 20 (01:56:09):
Hen Hello Mariella, Hi, Hi guys.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
Bye. So you were at a beautiful South Street seaport
uh in the Seaport District just we called it, in
New York City And what happened? First date?

Speaker 33 (01:56:24):
Right to go?

Speaker 40 (01:56:25):
Yes for a first date. I was excited to go
in to the state with this guy. And we're overlooking
the ocean and the ocean the water, and he all
of a sudden collapses in my arms and I'm holding
him and he falls to the ground and apparently he
saintsed on me, and a bunch of people are coming
up saying, hey, do you need water? Do you need help?
And I had to smack him really hard to wake up,

(01:56:47):
and it was a horrible experience.

Speaker 8 (01:56:49):
It's a horful I mean, I mean he's okay now right,
I mean health wise.

Speaker 40 (01:56:53):
I guess so many years ago. I really hope he is.
We didn't go on a date after that, so he
told me he didn't eat enough before the date.

Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Yeah, who my favorite party? You had to smack him?

Speaker 23 (01:57:03):
Rely?

Speaker 40 (01:57:06):
Yeah it was, Yeah, it happened.

Speaker 35 (01:57:08):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
Well, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:57:13):
For fainting.

Speaker 3 (01:57:13):
Yeah, how dare you ruin my date?

Speaker 29 (01:57:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:57:16):
Exactly.

Speaker 40 (01:57:17):
Well, I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:57:18):
Thanks for listening to any interesting text going on first date,
very extreme golf. Took me to a graveyard and later
a rave. It was some kind of BDSM club. I
don't think you should take someone to a BDSM club
for your first date or a graveyard bowling. You know,

(01:57:39):
I don't want to go bowl on.

Speaker 6 (01:57:40):
The graveyart yard.

Speaker 3 (01:57:41):
I might like on the first things on the first date.
You don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:57:44):
Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:57:46):
That you like that.

Speaker 6 (01:57:46):
You should have a discussion.

Speaker 3 (01:57:48):
Yeah, there's a lot of text coming through.

Speaker 9 (01:57:50):
We were driving to the beach once with this guy
had never gone out before. It was my friend's brother,
and there was a lot of traffic getting into the
beach to pay, like you know, the toll depart he
sticks his head out of the car and he starts
screaming out.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
Of the way by the screaming.

Speaker 9 (01:58:09):
At the top of his lungs. And I kept thinking,
if this little bit of traffic made him that angry,
I think I'm not going.

Speaker 3 (01:58:16):
On the roll. These are the signs you see that
are warning a tuck and roll situation. This text message
went home with a guy who had action figures all
over his bedroom. All I could think of was, he's
the forty year old virgin. That's exactly Mike, just cracking
me up.

Speaker 8 (01:58:33):
There's a lot of people texting it about dates whipping
it out.

Speaker 3 (01:58:37):
Yeah, you can't believe it. Why would you do that.

Speaker 10 (01:58:40):
I don't know a secret society or this is exception,
No secret society of whipperrouters.

Speaker 3 (01:58:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:58:46):
I think some people with a good roll of thumb,
and you go on a first day, do not take
it out under any circumstances, not even.

Speaker 3 (01:58:54):
On the second or third or four, not until you
know you've it's time.

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
And I think bus both sexes, ladies, yes, don't whip
it out.

Speaker 9 (01:59:02):
In the way that you do.

Speaker 33 (01:59:06):
I'm good.

Speaker 28 (01:59:06):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:59:08):
It's to the point where I'm glad I'm not dating
anymore because I don't want any more dates like this,
you know what I'm saying. So what happened on your
first date?

Speaker 20 (01:59:17):
So?

Speaker 16 (01:59:17):
I went out with this guy who I had known
in college and he seems really normal. We had classes
together and he took me to a sports bar in
the city, so the giants were on go giants. He
just kept ordering shots of tequilo, though for himself, I
was drinking like a beer or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
Oh boy, he.

Speaker 16 (01:59:38):
Ended up getting so drunk.

Speaker 35 (01:59:42):
That, like at sports bars, you.

Speaker 16 (01:59:43):
Know, when there's commercials, they'll play the music really loud.
He got on the bench that we were sitting on
and gave me a full blown lap dance, and I
had to guess the hell out of all.

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
Wow, Yeah, you know what, You just know when it's
time to just to call it a night, and you know,
you want to be polite, you don't want to run out,
but at the same time, what do you have to lose?
Just leave?

Speaker 15 (02:00:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:00:06):
You know, yeah, I call.

Speaker 16 (02:00:08):
I called my girlfriend who was on a date somewhere
down the street, and I was like, we gotta.

Speaker 3 (02:00:12):
Go get me out of here, all right, Jen, thank
you very much. Text. First date, we got back to
his place. We're just hanging out, having a couple of beers.
His probation officer shows up, Yes, finds the beer. The
guy said, no, it's he said it was my beer.
So we didn't get it in trouble. But he got arrested.
Never talked to him again. He was getting arrested on

(02:00:33):
a first Day's probably not a good y.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Not a good thing.

Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
Nor when he tries to say that the contraband is yours.

Speaker 3 (02:00:39):
Good morning, Chelsea. Hi, on a first date, he asked
you to split the bill? Was that unusual?

Speaker 35 (02:00:45):
So I ordered seven dollars chicken tacos and he ordered
about I would say, fifty dollars worth of seafood and
fish and alcohol. So then basically the bill comes, and
of course the woman I am, I offered to pay
my part, and I actually had cast on me, and

(02:01:07):
I offered him a twenty dollars bill for my seven
dollars chicken tacos. Mind you, I didn't drink any alcohol.
I had water. So I give him my twenty and
you know, I'm expecting to get maybe like a ten back,
he kept my twenty didn't get any change back, so.

Speaker 6 (02:01:23):
She had to pick a part of his stab hate.

Speaker 3 (02:01:25):
I just hate cheap people like that.

Speaker 9 (02:01:26):
You had a guy take me to the movies once
and I offered to pay, and I and I didn't
have exact so later on, when I got changed, she said, Hey,
you know the rest of the money that you owe me,
go buy me some milk duds.

Speaker 3 (02:01:38):
Don't do that, That's what I'm said.

Speaker 8 (02:01:39):
But you know, at least you found it early on.
No need to bother with this guy ever again, right, Chelsea?

Speaker 3 (02:01:44):
Seriously?

Speaker 35 (02:01:44):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 3 (02:01:46):
Finally we talked to David.

Speaker 34 (02:01:47):
Hi, David, Hey, how you guys doing.

Speaker 3 (02:01:49):
Don't okay? So you went on a date with someone
and she asked you? What'd she ask you?

Speaker 34 (02:01:55):
She asked me back to her place, and I was
all for and of course, because it off pretty well
and we seemed like we were on the same page
and everything I should have known it was too good
to be true. And this is like kind of more
in Danielle's alley I think than anybody else. But either way,
we go back to her apartment and everything's going great.

(02:02:17):
She said, Hey, can I slip into something a little
more comfortable. I was like, oh, yeah, great. So she goes,
she comes back and she's dressed in this Betty Rubble costume.
But but it's not like sexy Betty Rubble. It's like
Didney balloon head Betty Rubble, like it was bouncing back
and forth in the doorway, kind of babyhead.

Speaker 3 (02:02:39):
Wait, so Betty, she dressed like Betty Rubble from the
flint Stones.

Speaker 34 (02:02:43):
Yeah yeah, and then she even tried to do the
voice and everything and all that, and Betty, did you
ye do it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:50):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (02:02:54):
What did you say?

Speaker 9 (02:02:55):
Because I can't even imagine what you say at that point.

Speaker 34 (02:02:58):
Well, I'm from Long Island, so it's kind of like
what up?

Speaker 3 (02:03:01):
Yeah, you've thought you've seen it all? All right?

Speaker 8 (02:03:04):
Okay, So for guys, don't whip it out on the
first eight. For women, don't come back dresses Betty Rubble.

Speaker 22 (02:03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:03:10):
No, the hot sexy Betty Rubble.

Speaker 3 (02:03:13):
No, no, no, no, Betty Weird no no, no, Bety Rubble.
Betty Rubble is not going to do it for maybe
Bam Bam.

Speaker 12 (02:03:19):
Yeah, I don't know, really, you dressed up as Bam Bam.

Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
Insight, here would you like for me? Too sure.

Speaker 1 (02:03:32):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (02:03:35):
I want to read his nets one because he gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all go take another bite? Okay? Well what
is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 5 (02:03:44):
Yeah, Ab says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 1 (02:03:49):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. El mister
ran in the morning show.

Speaker 8 (02:04:00):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.