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One caller confessed to drunk buying a stripper pole, and we shared the bizarre fears we had as kids (and yes, spooky sound effects were involved!). Plus, we’re spilling the tea on what advice people always come to us for. Then, brace yourself—we reveal 7 brutally honest reasons why you’re still single and dive into the “what not to do as a woman” list. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The portions of this program we're prerecorded.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You guys are my output favorite and I love you all.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I gotta listen to you every day.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
You guys are so funny and it's such an enjoyment.

Speaker 5 (00:12):
We'll looking to you every morning on my way to work.

Speaker 6 (00:14):
Can I just say hello, Lady Ellen in the Morning show?

Speaker 7 (00:20):
Hey, where's Diamond? You gotta hear what happened to her yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (00:24):
Diamond? And he decided to go get some gas in
the car, right I did? I did, and what happened?
But it's after darks by the way, you know one
of the rules that you shouldn't get a gas after dark.
He was just get it, get it when it's nice
in life. But anyway, what happened.

Speaker 8 (00:39):
So the issue is that I had to come back
here yesterday because I left my eyedrops. We know I
have the pink eye. I had to come back. So yeah,
and I didn't have gas, so that's why I had
to stop. But a man was walking up to my
car with the squeezey thing that you cleaned the windshields
off with.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (00:59):
Absolutely, And because I had no cash on me, I yelled, please, sir,
I don't have any money. Please, please, I can't. Please,
don't touch the car. I don't have any money to
give you. And he goes up. No, I was trying
to tell you that your gas tank is on the
other side.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
You're on the wrong side.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And then he walks away, and.

Speaker 8 (01:20):
I realized that he was cleaning his own car.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Happened so embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
So what did you do?

Speaker 8 (01:44):
I just put my car and drive and went to
the completely opposite side of the gas station. Because at
this point I can't look this man in his face anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I'm like, oh my god, don't know. Why would you
just shut up?

Speaker 7 (01:57):
Next it happens, It happens, You're fine. I just can't wait.
I wonder what his story was when he got home.
This girl in the car and thought I was coming.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh my gosh, doesn't even know what's liked her gas tank.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
That's even more embarrassing, right, oh God, we always love you, Diamond.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
If there's a story about Diamond, it always involves gas
of some sort. Fair gosh. But that was after dark, right, yeah,
you know, Okay, can we have this conversation. I don't know.
I was talking to Gandhi and Danielle about this earlier.
I saw this great list online and I've got to
find it. It's a list of uh, it's a list.

(02:44):
It was what tips for women to stay safe, and
I wanted to talk about it, but I don't want
to come across as a a guy, an old, an
old white man trying to tell women how to live
their lives, because I will go on a little lady,
you know what, you know, I don't want to be.

Speaker 9 (03:00):
I think that's that's going to be the case here.
I think when you're trying to give somebody advice to
like stay safe, I will take that from any gender,
any race.

Speaker 10 (03:07):
If you're worried about me, cool, let me know.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Okay, so all right, then I want to do it.
Then it's called attention ladies. I don't know who the author,
the original author was, but I saw it online. I
think it's great advice for men and women. Actually make
sure make sure you fill up your gas tank before sunset.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Good ideas, yep, especially especially if you're by yourself, like
Diamond was. You know, like if you have somebody else
in the car with you, maybe it's a little safer,
but when you buy yourself, it's like, you know.

Speaker 10 (03:36):
Yeah, weird things go down at the gas station at night.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
I tell you what, if I had a daughter I
would have I would not hesitate in giving and giving
her this advice. Is that a better way to couch?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's yea.

Speaker 10 (03:47):
And my parents, both of them have given me that advice.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Oh really, make sure you fill up your gas tank
while the sun is out, all right, yeah, because weird
stuff happens at gas stations. You see it all the time, right,
Always keep an extra phone charger with you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Yep, you know, you say it's good, but do you Nope?

Speaker 10 (04:04):
No, Okay, I have a phone chargers it saying I.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Need to I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Just make a backup battery type okay, I guess.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Make sure you make sure if your phone ever gets slow,
you have a way to charge it up. Okay. Always
parking well lit areas.

Speaker 10 (04:20):
Always Oh yeah, yeah, sure, totally.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Before you get into your car, always look in the
back seat always.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
I even do it.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I even't do it in my driveway. If I'm leaving
in the morning to go to work, I check the
back seat before I leave for work.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (04:35):
And especially now that so many people have those automatic
key starters that have to be in your car. People
just leave them in the car, and then anyone can
get into your car any time of the day or night.

Speaker 10 (04:43):
If it's outside. You've gotta be careful with that stuff.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
Well, then add that to the list. Don't leave your
key in the car your father for sure. Always look
in your backseat after parking. Don't just sit lock your
door as soon as you get in and leave. Wait, yeah,
after parking, just unlock your door as soon as you
get oh yeah, after you when you're coming to your car,
as soon as you get into your car, lock that door. Yep,

(05:06):
all right, always And I.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
Think so many people do that too, where they sit
in the car and like check their messages, check their emails.
It's like you get to a place and just sort
of unwind for a second, get out of here.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, and oftentimes your car is set to lock automatically,
but only once you're moving. You're just sitting there on
the on the phone. Somebody can hop in the car
really fast or steal your.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
Car, hurt. Okay, the next one I'm going to read,
you will have the visualization of why I'm reading it,
and it will it will terrify you. Okay, do not
park next to big vans, and if you have to
enter your car from your passenger door, if your driver's
site is next to a van, because the visual is this,

(05:47):
you go to get into your car, the van door
opens and they just pull you in. I know, I
know it, but you know what, Okay, I just want
you to I think this is great advice for everyone.

Speaker 9 (05:58):
Of Course, it happens like there's a reason are telling
you not to do these things, because obviously it's happened
plenty of times in the past.

Speaker 10 (06:04):
That stuff is real. It's scary, but it's real.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
This next, yeah, Nate, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (06:08):
I remember we parked the other day and there was
that creepy van and I said, hey, why don't you
walk on this side?

Speaker 7 (06:15):
You did?

Speaker 11 (06:15):
You know, it doesn't matter who you are man, that
door flies open, you don't know what's waiting on the
other side. I mean, Dexter could be in there with
his kill room ready to go. I'm like, oh boy,
now this one. Some may say, well, that's a bit extreme.
I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
If a man is sitting in the car next to
your parked car, go back inside and ask someone to
walk you out.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
Okay, now, I totally see that, But I think that,
and the girls can back me up on this. As women,
a lot of times we tend to put ourselves in
danger because we're afraid of hurting somebody's feelings.

Speaker 10 (06:53):
Or making them feel attacked in any way.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
So if I were to walk out to my car
and I saw a sketchy guy sitting in the car
next to me, While I would want to run in
and be like, hey, can somebody walk me out, there's
a part of me that would probably hesitate because I
didn't want to hurt that person's feelings if they weren't
doing something. Well, backets in our own way all the time, yep, yep.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
That's dangerous. Also, you don't want to impose on anyone inside,
you know. Oh, I don't want to be in a position.
I'm just going to just get in my car, lock
the door. It's gonna be okay.

Speaker 9 (07:19):
I'm just that guy next to me to feel like.
I think he's sketchy, so I don't want to hurt
his feelings. Let me just get in the car.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
No, it's okay.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Maybe another way of looking at this, if you see
a man sitting in the car next year says you're
walking out to your car, just you know, let your
adrenaline do its thing. Be on alert. Yep, you know.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I should always be on alert, always know everything around you.
It's so important.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Always use the elevator, not the stairways if you feel
like it's just a little too quiet, you know, yes,
And even though it was, you should always take the
stairs because you know what it's good for you. Well,
it's not good for you if someone's messing with.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
You, right, You never know if someone's lurking.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Heads up, phones.

Speaker 10 (08:00):
Down, Yeah, yep, that's a big one.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Yeah, unless you know you're in a locked car and
you're on your way, and even then you're not supposed
to look at you phone, but put your phone down. Yeah,
I don't know. I feel like it's you know, a
down or I just I want people to be safe
because it's just we live in this world. We have
to stop being so naive to think that, oh, it
happens to other people. You know, it can happen to
any of us.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
And something you said kind of kind of quickly that
you kind of glossed over, is that I think this
is good advice for anyone, not just females. I think
this is no matter who you are don't put yourself
in a situation where somebody could do something to you.
You're always better to be on alert and make sure
that you're safe. Your safety is so so important and
so key.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
You read these stories every day, you hear the stories
in the news every day, and you're like, oh my god,
such and such an unusual story. Well, no, it's not
an unusual It could have happened to any of us one second.
One beyond guard, beyond guard, and you're you know, everyone listening.
I'm considering you my daughter right now, giving I'm giving
you dad advice, okay, And don't feel.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Bad about taking care of your safety, even if there's
a chance that might make somebody else feel bad, because
I mean, how many times have we been walking down
the street and you hear footsteps behind you and you
want to turn around and look at someone, But then
you're like, if I do this, they're going to think
that I think they're trying to attack me. And there
have been times where I don't turn around and look
for that reason, And I'm like, why you could look
at somebody who cares if their feelings get hurt, just

(09:20):
look turn around?

Speaker 7 (09:22):
All right, Okay, we'll move on again. I wish I
knew the author of that. I would totally give them credit.
But I think it's a brilliant thing they wrote. Yeah scary.
You know, a lot of people don't.

Speaker 12 (09:30):
Realize this, but if you squeeze both sides of your
iPhone and you know where to turn the power off,
right below the power there's an SOLS red button.

Speaker 13 (09:39):
You could slide it to the right. It calls nine
to one one immediately.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Well, if you're in a situation where that would work, absolutely,
I always keep that in mind. Good good idea.

Speaker 14 (09:47):
Waking up in.

Speaker 15 (09:48):
The morning, Elvis Terran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Ut On in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Show him Melissa, all right, so you were having a
little cocktail and decided to go online and do some shopping.
What did you end up? Why are you buzz shopping?

Speaker 16 (10:13):
I ended up.

Speaker 17 (10:14):
This a stripper pole that is still on the in
the box in my basement. It has all the bells
and whistles, it plays music, it spins.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, let's talk about this
stripper pool. It has all the It so to me
as tripper poles just a pull, That's what I thought,
But this one is lighting on it and its own music.

Speaker 17 (10:33):
I don't think it has music. I didn't look at
all the details.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
It might you never know.

Speaker 17 (10:37):
It was about three hundred and four hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I wonder if we could sell it on Postmark.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
You think you might be.

Speaker 17 (10:43):
Able to help me out because it's still in the box.
I haven't even opened it.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
Okay, And so you you left everyone else in the
celebration to go online and buy a stripper pole.

Speaker 17 (10:53):
No, I was sitting at home, stuck by myself with
my child.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you. So you bought
a four hundred dollars triple pole. That's not that's not bad.
It could It could have been a lot worse. So
do you ever taking it out? Maybe hang uh plants
on it or something.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I mean, no, I had the whole setup once I
got it.

Speaker 17 (11:13):
I came up with a whole strategy until I realized
that my ceilings are those drop ceilings that I can't
even put it into.

Speaker 18 (11:19):
Oh so I have no use, So you need to
sell it.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I'm sure somebody will buy it somewhere.

Speaker 17 (11:26):
There's I'm living one day, and you know, one day
in the future I'll be able to use it. So
I just hold on.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Yeah, you never know that, right.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
There's an aspect of the pole though. That just disturbed me.
Did you say it spins.

Speaker 10 (11:37):
On its own?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
It does?

Speaker 10 (11:39):
I always thought the strippers were spinning the pole.

Speaker 17 (11:42):
It's as that as Actually it has its own motors.

Speaker 10 (11:45):
I lost all my respect.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Has its own motor it does?

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Is no?

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Really?

Speaker 8 (11:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (11:51):
No, no, it's a motorized tripper pole. Okay, this is awesome.

Speaker 10 (11:57):
No, it's like witchcraft.

Speaker 17 (11:58):
It's fabulous, clod.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
Why are you wasting time on the phone when you
could be polling right now? Listen, Well, good luck with that.
See sometimes we have a little cocktail and we ordered
tripper Thank you, listen, thanks for listening to it.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
It's nice to know she's listening.

Speaker 10 (12:20):
I wonder if.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
Well, I don't wonder. Actually, well, I'm glad they don't
have the glow in the dark stripper poles at the
strip club because you.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Don't know what would No, no, no, no, yeah, it's s y
whatever those things. When I when I have a cocktail
and go shopping, it's usually for socks and shoes.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh really, yeah you like socks?

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Yeah I need socks, but shoes. We got a shoe problem.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
You have a shoe problem. When we're sober.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
You don't have any room to call anyone a shoe aholic.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I just ordered something online to help organize my shoes more.
And this is going to solve all my problems. I've decided.
I came up on my Instagram.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
This is a another thing, Instagram shopping.

Speaker 10 (13:01):
They've got it nailed.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Pop up things are bad.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Yeah, I know, I bought something else, It doesn't matter. Hello, Brian,
how are you doing well? All right? So you were
drinking a little bit. So you were drinking a little bit.
You went online and what did you buy?

Speaker 19 (13:17):
I bought a Harley Davidson.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
My I bought a hog really, oh my.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
I woke up.

Speaker 19 (13:27):
I woke up in the morning with a bunch of
friends going did you get it?

Speaker 14 (13:30):
Did you get it?

Speaker 19 (13:31):
And I had no idea what they were talking about
until they led me to the computer. And I had
been on eBay shopping and I bid on four different bikes,
but I won one of the bits. Okay, I've never
been on a motorcycle before.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Let's stop right there. You've never been on a motorcycle,
so you went onto eBay and bought a Harley.

Speaker 19 (13:55):
Seems like the logical thing to do.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Okay, So what happened next?

Speaker 19 (14:02):
What happens next is I went to the bank and
I got a loan. Then I rented a U haul
and drove down to Washington from New York and asked
the gentleman to put it on my trailer for me.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
So then what happened.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
I read the book.

Speaker 19 (14:22):
On the manual on how to drive it on the
way home, and I learned how to ride it. I
had it for about five six years, and then I
had a child and had to get rid of it.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Okay, yeah, look at that, you know what? Okay? So
something good did come out of drunk ordering. You learned
how to ride a Harley. You owned a real Harley Davidson,
which absolutely love it in and of itself is something
most of us will never do. You learn to ride
a motorcycle, and then you knew when you needed to
be responsible to get rid of it. Look at that

(14:51):
you did well? I think you did well.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Yeah, I think you did do.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
You're gonna get drunk by a hearty It just makes sense.
So do you have any regrets at all? Any regrets?
None at all? To hear that, allow well, thanks for listening. Brian,
it's an honor having you out there.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Thank you have a great Thank guys, Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
See look at that.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
Whoa, My credit card would revolt if I tried to
buy something like that.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Yeah right, you know he took out a loan at
the bank.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Oh god, I think my bank would revolt to isn't
that crazy?

Speaker 7 (15:22):
Hello Boris, Hey, how are you doing well? It wasn't you,
but a friend. A friend had something to drink online
and bought what Yeah, he ended up buying a farm
tractor for three thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Didn't know till two days.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Later when he showed up in his front yard on
a trailer for Oh man.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Did he need a tractor?

Speaker 16 (15:42):
No, you had no idea.

Speaker 11 (15:44):
The best part is ended up keeping it and using
it for plowing the driveway during the winter.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
When a tractor, yeah, I had several tractors. What's so funny?

Speaker 20 (15:53):
Yeah, a little forty eight inch or though.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, somebody was driving a drunk and then he fell off.

Speaker 7 (15:59):
It was don't I don't drive my tractor while drinking.
All right, okay, so did your friend? Did your friends
still have the tractor?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Last time I talked to them, still has it uses
a fun right.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
So sometimes maybe we make decisions when we're not aware
of it, but it's actually the right decision. He bought
a tractor, yeah, sir, for John Deere. All right, Boris,
thank you? What's that? Scary text?

Speaker 18 (16:21):
Came in?

Speaker 12 (16:21):
Somebody was drinking wine watching Big Bang Theory and saw
the serial dispensers they use on the set and.

Speaker 13 (16:26):
Then googled them and bought them. Yeah, and now they
have cereal dispensers in their kitchen.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
The kind when you turn the crank in the cereal.
I like that. See these aren't all bad. Hello Jesse, Hey,
morning Jesse, morning, morning, morning, over a beautiful morning.

Speaker 18 (16:45):
So yeah, I bought uh, what I thought was a
like a desk lamp size plant for like my works,
turned out to be a small tree, and now I
have I was two glasses in for wine and then
a friend of mine was like, oh, so we did
two shots. And I suddenly got on my phone and

(17:08):
so you know, I'm on home depot buying a house plant,
and it was this.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
It's now like a.

Speaker 18 (17:14):
Four foot tree and I'm only a few weeks in
to have no idea what this thing is going to
turn into.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
It it's where is it? Is it inside?

Speaker 18 (17:23):
It's inside right now, because that's just the purpose for
what I bought it for. It was supposed to be a.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
House plant, right, but it's a house tree. It's going
to grow through the ceiling. Yeah, he's going to start
talking to you, Seymour feed me suddenly.

Speaker 18 (17:44):
All right, Like, what the hell are you going to
do with this?

Speaker 7 (17:47):
I don't know, I know, but the trick is to
get it out before it's too big to get out
of the house. So will you keep up with us
and let us know how it's growing and everything. I'm
kind of curious.

Speaker 18 (17:56):
Yeah, no worry, that will fine.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Thank you very much. Yeah. Started it as a house plant.
Now it's like an eight foot tree in my living room.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
One time I was really hammered at a restaurant and
I tried to buy all the lobsters in the tank
to take them out to the ocean and let them go.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Why not?

Speaker 10 (18:10):
They told me, no, why not?

Speaker 6 (18:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
That's what the person that was with me, he was like,
give her the lobster she wants to buy.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
M given to her.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
They're like, no, we can't do that. You just said
you want to take them out to the harbor and
let them go.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Oh yeah, but so you know what you do have
to be careful about when you buy things on Amazon
or whatever. Make sure you look at the size because
it tells you how many interest howahcause we've had We
know someone who bought furniture. She bought a new chest
of drawers form her bedroom. It turned out to be
for a dollhouse.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh yeah, that's not gonna work.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
It was the price not indicative.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (18:40):
Question.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Finally, yeah, if it's a.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Two dollars chest of drawers.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Finally we talked to Sean.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Hey, Sean, Hey, how's it going out?

Speaker 7 (18:50):
But doing okay? You got drunk? You went online and
what'd you buy?

Speaker 8 (18:54):
I had a.

Speaker 21 (18:54):
Little too much to drink and I got it a
little crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I got a hundred Brillo pads and harmonica.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
That sounds like a party you need a hundreds for.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Oh but the deal was just there.

Speaker 18 (19:09):
I thought, good news.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
Broo pads don't go bad. But tell me more about
that harmonica. Do you play that a lot?

Speaker 21 (19:17):
Unfortunately I never got to learn how to play it.

Speaker 11 (19:21):
Well.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
I think you can self teach harmonica. You know what
I'm saying. I think you can learn on your own.
Sometimes we drink, sometimes we buy things. Sometimes it's brelopads,
sometimes it's detractor. I can't wait to get buzzed tonight
and go shopping. Who's with me? Yeah, all right, come
with me?

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Hey So Online. From The Medium correspondent Aaron ju Seven
brutally honest reasons why you're still single? All right, this
could apply to you if you're single. It could apply
to you if you have a friend who is single
and you're and they're wondering why. But you know, let's
let's go through this list in mind and keeping in mind,
there are a lot of people who are single who

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love being single, and there's nothing wrong with it, zero wrong.
But there are people out there who are single who
would love to be in a relationship right now. Yes,
and they're wondering why. According to the philosophy of Aaron
ju here we go, things happen completely out of your
not jew bro anyway, there are things in your life

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completely out of your control. But there are things maybe
you should think about if you're single and wondering why.
Number one, Welcome to seven brutally honest reasons why you're
still single? This music? You're single? Number one, you don't

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go out much.

Speaker 20 (21:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
Absolutely. I have so many single friends who are like,
I just don't get it. I can't meet the right guy,
and they don't leave their couch. They're literally waiting for
someone to break in and be mister right. And I
posted the other day and so many people said, yeah,
that's me. I don't go anywhere.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
What's true? You know what, if you want to meet people,
you have to meet people. Yeah, I think it sort
of makes sense.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
Does make sense?

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Okay, so you don't go out much? Ring the bell?
Scary that bell? Ready there you Number two. Another reason
why you're single. You haven't moved on from your ex.
You may swear that you did, but remember, now is
the time to be brutally honest with yourself. Have you
been trying to contact them?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Do you drunk dial them?

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (21:52):
Do you talk about the relationship on other dates and
things that went wrong or whatever? Because that is disturbing
and you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Three brutally honest why you're still single? You're nitpicky?

Speaker 10 (22:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (22:04):
True, you look for a million and one different reasons
to discount someone from being that person. Yeah, this may
be the culprit. If you're constantly being told, hey, you're
too picky, are you? Maybe maybe you should get to
know someone and understand that sometimes the stuff you see
on the surface you can forget about when the stuff
below the surface is like, really great.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
I think dating apps too, have really taken a toll
in that area, because everybody is kind of disposable, and
as soon as you see one little red flag or
one thing you don't like, you just move on, when
in real life you deal with people and things about
them that you don't like all the time when you
love them.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah, all right. The list of seven brutally honest reasons
why you're still single. See, they say your self esteem
is too high. I'm going to read write that your
self esteem is misdirected.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
Okay, I like that too.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
You regard yourself way too highly, to the point that
you don't think anyone is good enough to be with you.
This person's pretty sure. No one will admit to this,
and a lot of people may even carry this without
realizing it. Questions to ask yourself, do you think your
purpose in life is above other people's?

Speaker 23 (23:06):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Are you convinced that your path in life is absolutely
the correct path anyway? You know, maybe maybe, uh, you
need to kind of like just mellow it out a
little bit and understand that other people are cool too.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, you know, a little bit.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
Of humbleness never killed anybody.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
You know what. It's interesting how you talk about smart
If a person is smart. Some people may be smart
in some areas and maybe not as smart as others.
You may be very book smart but not very street smart. Absolutely,
you may be very business smart but not very street smart.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Right.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
You know so just because someone isn't the same smart
as you are, doesn't mean they're stupid, not at all.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I find common sense people are usually not book smart
and vice verse.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
But on the other hand, Number five on the list
of seven brutally honest reasons why you're still single, your
self esteem is too low.

Speaker 10 (23:54):
That's a killer. That's a really big one.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
I think that that has runed relationships for me because
I wish that's people a little bit more secure in themselves,
because all of that stuff will rub off on you.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
And it plucks a toll on the Really, if you're
with someone and you're you see all this good in them,
and then they're constantly putting themselves down after a while,
that takes a toll on. Oh yeah, Like come on.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
If you ask these yourself, these questions when someone has
interest in you, then you may have a problem. You
ask yourself, what why, what do they see in me?
Or oh my god, they're setting me up to hurt
me because I really maybe they're on a different level
than me and this is going to be dangerous. Maybe
I should Maybe I should just in this now because
I'm not good enough for them. Hey, you know what,

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become best friends with that person in the mirror. Nothing
in life will smell as wonderful and taste as great
and field is good until you become friends with that
person in the mirror. Number six on the list of
brutally honest reasons while you're still single, you're too mysterious.

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You don't you don't embrace being vulnerable. You know, some
people say being vulnerable is showing weakness. Actually being vulnerable
is showing strength to be able to tell someone that, hey,
here's where I'm lacking, here's where I need help, here's
where I'm scared.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
Does hurt my feelings? This is something that bothered me. Like,
that's really difficult for people to.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
Say showing vulnerability is not a weakness. And so many
people say, well, my parents or my grandparents, they taught
me that you should show strength at all times. No,
showing your weaknesses is being strong, I believe. And finally,
on the list of the brutally honest reasons why you
may be single, you're too independent. Huh oh God, that's

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a loud Valu Jesus Christ. That's how the Liberty Bill
got a crack. Scary Seriously, Thomas Jefferson was doing a
list on his radio show, Scary ring the bells. You're
too independent, it's your time, it's your thing. You follow
into maligned with me in my schedule, or no, I'm

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not going to hang out with you. Sometimes you have
to compromise, and that's when you do get in a relationship,
into a relationship if you do, if you want to,
that's something you have to realize, you've got to compromise.
As rough as that is.

Speaker 9 (26:14):
Yeah, they're calling it independent, I think it's a little
more selfish. Yeah, well yeah, set in your ways, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
set in your ways. I think that happens too as
people have lived by themselves for a long time, which
is something that I notice a lot. If you live
by yourself for a very long time, most people have
a hard time compromising then because you're just used to
being alone all the time and doing what you want

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to do and not having to worry about someone else.

Speaker 10 (26:37):
And there you go, guilty.

Speaker 14 (26:38):
Friend.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I have a friend who he watches the same TV
show at the same time every day, He goes to
the same diner at the same time every day, and
he will not change for anybody. I don't care.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
You know what if that's what makes him feel safe
or her, Yeah, but he's not.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Going to meet anybody and he's not going to get
into a relationship because no one's gonna do that.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Does he want to be in a relationship?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Does he does?

Speaker 7 (26:57):
Then he has to realize that along those ways, his
set in his ways ways, he's going to have to
adapt a little bit. Look, you know there are also
people texting it. I'm very shy. Yeah I get that.
I get that too, as loud mouth as I am.
I'm a very shy person. Thank god I finally found someone.
But keep in mind, let me reiterate, this list is
not for everyone. If you don't want to be in
a relationship, you don't have to be, and then you

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don't have to worry about these things. I'd like to
add one to the list.

Speaker 12 (27:23):
Oh, you don't smile and your body language sucks, so
therefore your unapproachable.

Speaker 13 (27:29):
I think I feel like that's.

Speaker 24 (27:30):
That's really valid, and you want to show people that
you're open to having some energy come toward exactly.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
You've seen the prisons that have those barbed wire fences
up front.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, I do you constantly by resting faith?

Speaker 10 (27:42):
Yeah, I can't help that.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Well yeah, yeah, that's something people can't help.

Speaker 12 (27:46):
Seated bars all the time, when people close themselves off
and they're just staring in one direction.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
You right, Hey, Jordan, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Good morning everyone, Jordan, thank.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
You for listening all the way from Seattle. Hey, so
uh so, you're you're single, but you do want to
be in a relationship. Did anything on this list of
seven things hit home with you?

Speaker 16 (28:06):
The very first one, as I guess, I just don't
go out.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
Yeah you know what, Yeah, you know, especially if you're
in Seattle, it's always like dark and gloomy. No, no, seriously,
you do, no matter what the weather conditions. You've got
to you really have to put yourself out there physically
if you want to meet more people. And the law
of averages, the more people you meet, the more chance
you have a meeting a person that could be kind

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of interesting to you exactly.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
And the other one that kind of hit home was
what Gandhi said about just online dating, as you see
a red flag and you're so quick to X. But
I kind of looked at myself and I was like, hey,
get past that. You can't figure out if you're compatible
until you meet with someone. And I actually have a
date for the first time in two years.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Good, good for you. You know, lower expectations. Just go out,
have fun. No, no, I'm saying, just just don't expect too
much from anything you or them or what. Go out
and have a good time, Jordan and just see where
it goes, and I wish the best for you.

Speaker 16 (29:08):
Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
You have a great day. And by the way, you're
listening in Seattle, do you ever listen to Carl, Marie
and Anthony?

Speaker 16 (29:15):
Oh I okay, sorry, real quick. I listen to you
guys on iHeart radio app on my commute and then
right when you guys are done, I turn them on.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
A lot of Yeah, those are our kids, that's our
brothers and sister. Thank you for a support. I am
very proud of them, very much. So all right, Jordan,
best to look on your date. Okay, thanks for listening
to us.

Speaker 16 (29:35):
You guys, have a great day.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
There you go too, well a Texas. Too many people
just want to screw before you even go on a date.
All right, Well, then that's up to you to be
smart enough to realize who those people are weed them out.
I'm not saying this is going to be a perfect
way to approach dating, but you got to get yourself
out there and do a little sleuthy, do a little
sleuthy toothye if someone looks like, hey, what's your name,
let's go, let's go bang it out. If that's not

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what you're into, don't do.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
It and be honest.

Speaker 9 (30:01):
If that is what you're into and that's what you want,
don't act like you want someone to be your girlfriend
and then just do that stuff that makes.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
What's up?

Speaker 8 (30:10):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
This is speedy ex.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Elvis Duran on the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Anyone see any ghosts? I saw the kid. I saw
the kid popping up in the window again yesterday.

Speaker 10 (30:31):
Oh no, yeah, I don't seen him before.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
We still don't know if it's a little boy or
a little girl with a pixie haircut. We're not sure.

Speaker 10 (30:41):
Do they just appear and then go away? Do they
do anything?

Speaker 16 (30:43):
Like?

Speaker 10 (30:43):
What is it?

Speaker 16 (30:44):
No?

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Just like it's the head and windows. All of a sudden,
it just dropped down.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
Goodbye, now look at it. Yeah, you have to burn
the place down. That's the only option.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
I'm not going to burn down my house and it
doesn't happen. I'm telling you everyone I know who's experienced
a ghost like I have, I've experienced a ghost. I've
experienced two of them. You're not scared when you see them.
For some reason, you think you're going to be scared,
but when you actually see one. It's not scary unless
you've seen a ghost. You don't know what I'm talking about.
You've seen one, haven't you, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
No, I've experienced things and they didn't scare me. Like
in my mom's house, I was on the staircase trying
to go downstairs, and something wasn't going to let me
go downstairs. It just stopped me. I couldn't go any further,
and so I just turned around and went the other direction.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
I was like, no problem.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
You know, little things, sounds and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Oh God, that's pretty story from a friend of mine.
Used to live in a condo. All the units were
connected and his neighbor was a good friend. One day
he told me that the cleaning lady that they both
shared saw a spirit in the middle of his living room,
and she says it was a little Spanish man who
looked like a construction worker. He jokingly told the maintenance guy,
who freaked out because he said a worker did die

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while they were building the units. And now they're both
freaked out, but couldn't wait to see the ghost again.
The ghost ever came back, so they were ghosted by
a ghost.

Speaker 10 (32:02):
Oh that's damn.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
It's like my philosophy is this, if you really want
to see the ghost, the ghost isn't coming right, it's
when you least expect it out of the corner of
your eye and you're like, oh, I saw you.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Hm.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
I just want to like, no, do they want something?
Why are you still here? Can I help you get
to where you need to go so that we don't
have to see you anymore?

Speaker 10 (32:26):
What is going on?

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Yeah? I don't know. I wish I do you hire someone?
Is it? Are those people real? They can come in
here and here's why that little kid is in your house?
Or when they can make up anything.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
When my mom when my dad was passing away, a
priest came over to my mom's house to pray with us.
And he came in the house and he said to
my mom, do you have any holy water? My mom
was like, why he sent something in the house, but
he wouldn't exactly say what it was. And he went
and he blessed the whole house with holy and he

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was and he started asking questions about.

Speaker 10 (33:03):
This happened in the house.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Do you want to hear any.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Stories about this?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
So he just got this feeling that there was something
that shouldn't be there, that was there.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
I don't know, Danielle, if a priest gets nervous in
your house, maybe, yeah, what do you know that you're
not telling me? You know, we watched that movie Insidious
last night, so now you know, I get a little
scared in my own house. But when you see the ghost,
you're not scared. And some people are texting and saying
we're you know, we're calling bs on the ghost thing. No,

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I'm serious. There's a little ghost, a little kid, a kid,
you know. I guess I should make more out of it.
I should be more scared and frightened and alarmed, but
I'm not.

Speaker 10 (33:47):
We had that one. Well, why am I afraid of them?

Speaker 9 (33:50):
Because I don't really know anything about them, which I
think is why we're usually afraid of things, right, because
you don't have a good grasp of what it is.
But when we had the woman come in, her name
was Julie Rieger. Don't know if you guys remember, but
she dealt with like paranormal activity. She wrote a whole
book about it. She used to be a movie producers rush.
She came in and we were talking about my sleep, uh,

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sleep paralysis.

Speaker 10 (34:12):
And she pulled me aside and she was like, as soon.

Speaker 9 (34:14):
As I saw you, there were all kinds of things, spirits,
beings that are attached to you. And she gave me
this like pile of rocks and crystals and all kinds
of stuff to keep by my bed because she was like,
I see it, it's all over.

Speaker 10 (34:27):
You don't worry, You're not crazy. It's everywhere.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
I was like, h get it away.

Speaker 10 (34:33):
Whatever they are.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Oh, I think it's kind of interesting. For instance, if
a house has something going on that makes it an
interesting house to me. Otherwise it's just wrong.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
I do.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I think so too. I think it's cool.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yeah, I don't know. Reese is on twenty four. Yes,
you have a ghost a kid in your house.

Speaker 21 (34:50):
Yeah. My parents they actually built the house in two
thousand and as the house was being built, so they
came over. We were out of town, so they came
over and saw the little boy and called to see
if they left one of the kids at home, and
they said no, but you know, we've had a lot
of calls that there's been a little boy running around
the house. And then after the house was bill years later,
you can hear toys going off in the basement and

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you can see a little boy run across the balcony
and everything.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
Do they have any idea where this where the kid
came from? And why the kid's there?

Speaker 21 (35:21):
No idea?

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Wow, you just don't know. But you know, when you
see movies like Insidious, it's it's the people who are haunted,
not the house like you like like so Gandhi, you
have all these dead people hanging on you. You're You're
the problem.

Speaker 10 (35:34):
They are there with me right now. I know it's me.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
I don't know. All right, Reese, thank you for listening,
and to tell the kid, we said, hey, what's up?

Speaker 21 (35:43):
Good?

Speaker 7 (35:43):
All right? Bye?

Speaker 18 (35:44):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Because when I owned that house in Jersey, that other house,
construction workers wouldn't even come in and work. They would
freak out and leave.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
And they didn't even know each other. They would all
independently be freaked out by this house. And that's where
I experienced something as well. I don't know, you know
how to explain it.

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Speaker 7 (36:20):
So checking on Twitter hashtag things I learned from my
ex hashtag It would be a wonderful world if we
can all fill that in, right, yeah, hashtag by your
thirtieth birthday, which is great. Things you need to have
accomplished or figure out by your thirtieth birthday? I guess

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hashtag I'm not a jerk, but what's that one?

Speaker 10 (36:45):
There are so many.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
I mean, you know, everybody has like the quote unquote
unpopular opinion. Yes, so a lot of people are kind
of voicing I'm not really a jerk, but I do
believe in yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Fill in the blank hashtag make a compliment awkward. The
other day, soone said, oh, I love turning your show
on every morning. I keep it on the background because
I like noise. Okay, well thanks, so if that's the case,
we can just here and go. That's all they need.
Do you have any others that are uh.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
Oh, I made a list because these were cracking me up. So, like,
you look great with makeup on, you look great for being.

Speaker 10 (37:24):
Six seven months pregnant. Oh, you're not pregnant.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Okay, Okay, so let's stop and let's let these let
these breathe.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
The first one is you look great with makeup on? Okay?
Is that that's that's not a compliment?

Speaker 20 (37:36):
Is it's not?

Speaker 6 (37:37):
But it is?

Speaker 10 (37:38):
But well it starts out with you look great, yeah,
and then it takes a turn like the other one.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
No, you look great better than last week?

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Has anyone never said that to you?

Speaker 23 (37:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
But who said that? That's one of the hashtags.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Oh, Danielle. Remember we used to have those jock cards.
It was so silly. We had to take these out
two appearances and it had our you know, our photo
on it and our name and all that kind of stuff.
Remember what that lady said to you.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, she took the joggard. She was looking at it
and she goes, wow, they really do great things with airbrushing.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
Same. I was like, what hashtag make a compliment? Awkward?

Speaker 10 (38:11):
Yeah? I get you are cute comma for an Indian girl.
I've gotten out. I'm like, hey, hey, what does that mean? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:19):
What does that mean?

Speaker 10 (38:20):
I think it means they don't think Indian girls are
that cute?

Speaker 7 (38:23):
You know, Froggy, I'm sure people say things awkward to
you a lot. I don't know why. I assume that
me's saying that is kind of awkward.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
I've heard like, oh, your haircut, it really slims your face.
Oh things, so have a fat face, but my haircut
makes my face look that's see what.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
They thought they were giving you a compliment.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Yeah, I've heard this is the one you don't want
to hear. Oh no, honey, I love yours. I don't
like them that big.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Oh god, yeah, I don't want to hear that scary. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (38:50):
I posted on my Instagram a picture of me and
can't coon and someone that's a great picture of you.
It doesn't look like you at all.

Speaker 12 (38:58):
I mean, somebody else wrote, Hey, I like what you
did with your bold spot.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Wait a second, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
What about when people come in with like clothes and
do the oh this stuff doesn't fit me. I you know,
lost a little bit of away, but it would look
great on you.

Speaker 10 (39:13):
Yeah, there's that one, like you wash your mouth. Yes,
I'll take it.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
And of course we always get the hey, you look great.
You know you have a face for radio. That get
that thing?

Speaker 19 (39:21):
You know?

Speaker 7 (39:21):
Okay, thanks so once in a text in I love
getting the you're pretty for a big girl. What the
hell is that?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
That's not a compliments.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
No, you're pretty period. It doesn't matter what your size is. Anyway,
you call them backhanded compliments if you want. We called
it a hashtag make a compliment awkward? Yeah, seriously, anyone else.

Speaker 9 (39:45):
There's some like it's amazing how you do so much
with so little?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
What yeah, oh my god?

Speaker 10 (39:52):
Or like I love how you just don't care how
you look.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
I love that you don't put you don't worry about
fitting societal norms.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
He all about you care not to be perfect. You
don't care about being perfect.

Speaker 10 (40:03):
You really lean into your flaws.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Guess what it's all about is you got to think
before you say these things. And look, we're all guilty
of it. You'll say something, then you'll go, oh god,
I didn't say that, but you do. But you know,
a backhanded compliment is not cool.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
I don't think I always hesitate. Maybe you can answer this, Elvis,
because you've lost weight. When you notice somebody has lost weight,
do you say, oh my gosh, you look great, it
looks like you lost some weight.

Speaker 10 (40:26):
Or do you just leave it a lot? What do
you do?

Speaker 7 (40:27):
No, I'll say you look great. I'm not going to
say what it is. I think you did it because
I ran into someone YESTERD as a matter of fact,
who has lost a lot of weight, and I said,
oh my god, you look awesome. And I didn't say
you've lost one hundred thousand pounds okay.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Normally they will say it back to you, like, oh yeah,
I lost a couple of pounds or something.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
Okay, because I always wanted to compliment.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
But you know this text you look good for your age?

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Oh why had that? Once we were at an event
and I was hanging out with a couple of other
girls from the show, and these these I guess they
were teenagers came over to us and they went all,
oh my gosh, you look so pretty. I hope when
i'm your age, I look that good.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Why But it really is a compliment because it is real.
Yeah it was, there's nowhere near your age, actually, kids,
But exactly they're saying the truth. It's actually something nice
sort of Line twenty four is Kara, you don't care
what's going on.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Oh, I'm just I'm thirty six weeks pregnant.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
About five times a get I get, yeah, well you're pregnant,
so you're supposed to be sat.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
You're pregnant, you're supposed to be fat. Yeah, okay, uh, thanks.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
That makes you feel good.

Speaker 20 (41:40):
More you can say after that?

Speaker 7 (41:42):
Oh yeah. Another one I got the other day, Kara
was you must work so hard you look tired. Oh god,
well I don't work hard, so why do I look tired?

Speaker 14 (41:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (41:53):
I don't know, all right, I Kara? Thanks? And so
how pregnant are you?

Speaker 25 (41:56):
Thirty six weeks?

Speaker 7 (41:59):
Good for you? All right? Well, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 16 (42:01):
Thanks, love you guys, Love you too.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Line three is Dorothy. I believe Hi. Hi Dorothy, Hi,
how are you? I'm doing well? Give me one.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I okay. At the doctor's office, I'm I'm a size
twelve kind of curvy. You know, I got big boobs.
My doctor said, wow, you're a lot heavier than you
look a.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
Gosh.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yes, somebody says, oh you wear that weight will Yeah,
you wear your weight way.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Oh it's really good. My response was, well, you're ugly.
I can lose weight, but you're never gonna get pretty.

Speaker 26 (42:34):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Did you tell that to your doctor?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (42:36):
I did.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Listen to this one, Dorothy. Soone just send a text
in short. You short girls are great. I always feel
so big and powerful around you.

Speaker 10 (42:46):
I get that a lot.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Yes, I have a friend who deliberately will post his
pictures on Tinder standing next to me because he looks
enormous and he's not.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
That helps him.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
Dorothy, have a great thanks for listening to us. God, yeah,
scary Scary must get more of these than anyone. I
don't know why you're you attract all these backhanded compliments.

Speaker 13 (43:09):
Someone said to me, I don't even think of you
as like a guy.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (43:15):
An ogre?

Speaker 13 (43:17):
Or you're you're single because you're too picky.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
And you know, scary. You also get the O you
clean up well, that's the worst. So what I look
like a freaking dumpster when I walk around Otherwise to.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Me and running one, I feel like we all get that.
I have gotten you clean up well, because when people
come to see us sometimes in the morning and we
look like, you know, we.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Roll out of bed, I don't recognize you.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
It is I didn't think you had it in yet.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
All right, who's this on this line? I can't I
can't push the button. Hi, you vet, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (43:58):
Hi?

Speaker 25 (43:59):
Elba's high? Everybody? I love you? Good morning, good morning.
I'm calling because I'm calling about that compliment made Awkwards.
I was at the supermarket one day this week and
I took up my phone to pay with my Apple
Pay and the young man who was bringing me up
noticed it and he says to me, He goes, wow,

(44:23):
I didn't know someone your age know how to do that.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Oh God.

Speaker 17 (44:31):
I looked at it and like, what do you mean
my age?

Speaker 25 (44:35):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Yeah, don't don't let them talk to you like that,
you know what. Screw him, See he meant he meant
it as a compliment, right, all right, thanks for listening
to us. Have a great day. Mary on line twenty four.
You know, I love compliments and about our looks because
but you have to be so careful how you say it,
right Mary?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Well, I had I've recently lost a lot of weight,
and my husband was walking behind me in the grocery
store and he said, you know, your butt doesn't look
nearly as big as it used to.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Said, it is so something Froggy would say to his wife.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Totally, it is a compliment, though, It's just.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
That's a compliment, all right, it is.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
It's it's it's a dummiest way of saying something nice.
Because I accidentally am letting my feelings from previous that
I didn't held that I'm withheld. I'm letting those be known.
That's why you say that it's not as big as
it used to be. It looks nice, poor.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Brody, Poor brody. What they say to his wife about
tell them what they say to your wife? Well they
say to me, they say, obviously your wife was attracted
to your sense of humor. It is awful, all right.
So if you want to, if you want to be
a part of it, it's hashtag make a compliment awkward.
One more from Jessica, Line three, hit that real quick, scary. Hi, Jessica, Hi,

(45:55):
tell them what they tell you, tell them what they
tell you.

Speaker 14 (45:58):
Wow, you're really pretty for yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
You know. Another one someone sent on the texting Jessica,
a lesbian listener said, Oh, I can't believe you're a lesbian.
You're so pretty? All right, Jessica, I know all right,
redhead of Jessica. We love you.

Speaker 26 (46:17):
Have a good day, okay, Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
I always love a froggy phone tap from we have
one for you today. We've got one for you today,
all right, Froggy, what's it all about?

Speaker 6 (46:37):
I want The victim is Kevin, and I am his
new jerky neighbor. His wife, Audrey is going to call
him to let him know that I just chopped down
her grandmother's tree because I don't like the tree and
I think it's on my property. He's the vice president
of the neighborhood association. So it turns into a big fight.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
All right, Well, let's see what happens in Froggy's phone tap.
Let's listen that.

Speaker 20 (46:58):
Here we go, Kevin, the crazy guy in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
He has cut down my tree. I don't know who
this crazy dude thinks that he is.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
You got to be kidding. Is it down?

Speaker 27 (47:10):
Now?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Did he take it down completely? Is it gone? Well?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I mean I don't think like he pulled the roots out,
but he's cut like all these branches off, and it's like,
is it's destroyed.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
It's completely destrating. Now he's out there.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I can see him from the window.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
What is he doing.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
He's bundling up branches and he's dragging him out.

Speaker 27 (47:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I guess to the front of this curve.

Speaker 16 (47:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
The whole tree is down.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
The whole tree is down, except like this little stump
in the ground.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yes, he'll put him on the phone. Put him on
the phone. He'll put him on the phone. I want
to talk to him, going, I'm going on the phone.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Excuse me, excuse me.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
What Yeah, I'm your neighbor.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
My husband wants to talk to you about what about?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Don't talk to we'll talk. He'll put him on the phone.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Hello, Hey, let's go.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Went on back there. Did you cut down our tree?

Speaker 6 (48:02):
No? I chopped down my tree.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
The tree is on our land, and there's a tree
that special significance. It was given to us out of
our grandmother's garden. And that's it. That's the last one.
I can't get any long because her grandmother is dead,
So that's it. I wouldn't go back.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
To grandma tree. But it's going to be in pieces.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Why are you being about it?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Because the tree is on my side of the property.
I don't want it. It's ugly property. When you moved
into your house, there are certain things you want to change.
I didn't like the tree that was on the back
of my property, so therefore I cut it down.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
We moved into that property a long time ago. A
lot longer before you. We don't like you, and we
can't call any there's nothing we can do about it.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Do you alone.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
That's on all side of the property. We're gonna have
bigger problems than a tree.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
All right, all right, listen, I'm sorry I chopped down
your grandma tree.

Speaker 25 (48:52):
Give a burial for it.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Leave it right there, and leave yourself there, and I'll
see you tonight, and I'll bring the map over, happy
to show you. The map, will show you the mass
what our property line.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Now, you're a tough guy surveyor.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
No, I'm not a tough guy anything, but I'll come over.
I'll come over and brun your house down. And then
I'll say, like, oh, I thought it was on my property.
I just wanted to lose some extra space.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
I didn't realize I lived backed up to the nature police.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I'm the vice president of the neighborhood Association.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I'm not the nature Oh oh, that explains a lot.
We got a board member on the phone.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
We got a neighbor that we're gonna try to get
rid of. I can guarantee you that so you don't have.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Enough to do with your job all day, that you
decided to be the vice president of the board. So
you could drive around and look at everybody's house and go, oh,
don't go around chopping down the trees. What I don't
go around chopping down the trees. That's my tree, that's
my that's grandma tree.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
The landscape is what helps make up to the neighborhoods
when people come by the rook and shop in our
neighborhood for nice, upstanding family. Oh yeah, that a.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Little bit about my house. I bought this house because
I said, Wow, that's a nice tree. I want this house.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Oh my god, why don't you live in a desert.
Then once you live in a desert, you're not interested
in anything green or rush like a beautiful neighborhood. We
worked odd to develope and make it beautiful. That's a
fifteen year old maple. That's a fifteen came and you
like nothing. You know, you're trying stopperty.

Speaker 14 (50:09):
You could have add to us and and no, no,
you just take it upon yourself to cut down a tree.

Speaker 17 (50:14):
You just got here as you're.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Crying in tree cutting? Are you crying?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I'm upset?

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Okay, why don't you.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Go cry by a tree that's still alive? You can
probably use the water, go to anything.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Until I get home. I'm gonna kick this.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Hey for guy, you're Japanese Terry Blossom, George Washington in
the house.

Speaker 11 (50:33):
Are you in the house.

Speaker 14 (50:35):
I'm in the house.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I'm walking in right now.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I'm gonna be home in six minutes. I'm gonna come
home and nervous guy, I don't want you looking at him.
I don't want you to thinking about him. I want
you to I want you to do your brilliant exercises
and calm down and put on some TV. In the
glass like it never happened. Can come out of that room,
and so I come in that house. I'm gonna go
talk to this right now.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Hey, Kevin, maybe you shouldn't come here because your wife
is phone tapping you on the radio.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
What I for my house?

Speaker 6 (51:00):
I don't know your wife is phone tapping you. It's
all a big joke. Nobody's chopped at Trida. It's probably
from Ran in the morning show. And you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
What's your phone tap?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Well, you're supposed to get really upset and get really
mad what you have done?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Where's my wife right now?

Speaker 6 (51:16):
She's right here?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
What hi, honey, I don't even know what to say.
I'm in the Pokemon I got twenty people scoring at me.

Speaker 18 (51:27):
It's freaking hilarious.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Whoam in my high school?

Speaker 7 (51:34):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
Phone tap Elie Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
What weird thing were you scared of as a kid?
And now you're alive? You're like, well, that was stupid.
We'll start with you, Gandhi. What was it as a child?
You thought, Oh God, when I grew up, I'm gonna
be so afraid of.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
I was terrified that mother nature was gonna take me
out between quick sand and lava and like a water spout.
I was like, yep, she's coming. She's gonna get me
that lava and that quicksand so.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
You knew lava lava was slowly making its way to
your bedrooms as a kid, Yes, and quicksand Were you
always watching where you were walking? If you're a.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
Beach, If I was playing near a beach, if I
was anywhere near a tree that had like dirt or
mud around it, I would put my finger in first.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
To be like, does this sink? Am I gonna be?

Speaker 16 (52:25):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (52:26):
Okay, I can come here.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
You know, Nikki on line twenty four is the same thing, Nikki,
for you when you were a kid, quicksand was something
that you knew would be a problem as an adult.

Speaker 17 (52:37):
You guys, why did I waste so much damn headspace
on quicksand I.

Speaker 25 (52:41):
Couldn't even enjoy the beach?

Speaker 14 (52:42):
I agree with Kandy, couldn't enjoy the beach.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Terrifying, terrifying.

Speaker 7 (52:50):
My gosh, did you ever get over it or do
still to this day? To this day, do you still
have a little thing for quicksand.

Speaker 10 (52:57):
Low key, I'm still a little bit nervous us, but
I'm trying to push through it as.

Speaker 9 (53:01):
An adult as so I don't pass it on to
my child.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
I will tell you, Nikki, I'm looking at our text messages.
Eric code three oh two quicksand aery code four to
four oh oh quicksand for sure eric code eight four
eight four five quicksand with exclamation it's so okay, quicksand
big thing. Wow, it was all right.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Like all the movies.

Speaker 10 (53:23):
And then you would drag your loved one in that
was trying to save you. It was terrifying.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
Yeah, I know, quicksand all right, Well, good luck with that. Nikki,
try to try to trust the sand. Okay, Thanks guys,
love you, love you more. Thanks for listening to us.
Line twenty three is Blair Blair. It wasn't quicksand for Blair.
Blair and I share one Blair.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
How are you good? How are you doing well?

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Blair? Thanks for listening to our show today. Just like me?
What did you think would be a bigger deal when
you grew up and you were terrified of it?

Speaker 10 (53:52):
The Bermuda Triangle?

Speaker 19 (53:54):
Yes, I really thought that I was going to get trust.

Speaker 20 (53:57):
In there on a cruise or on an airplane or
any which.

Speaker 14 (54:01):
Way you went near it.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Now did it come from watching that movie on TV
when you were a kid, Because that's where I got
that fear.

Speaker 20 (54:08):
I think it was like movies and TVs showing them
was just every It was such a big deal back then,
and now it's like where did it go?

Speaker 7 (54:17):
It was frightening. They would say entire airplanes and ships
would just disappear, or they would find a boat that
they had like forty five people on it and the
boat would be by itself, a ghost ship with no
one on it because they were sucked into the Bermuda Triangle.
And I remember when I was a kid, Blair, my
mom and dad we're going to Bermuda for our holiday

(54:38):
and I'm not going there.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
No, Oh, we need a cruise there. And I tracked
it the whole time on the board and the cruise
ships to make sure that, like we were good.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
I don't blame you, Blair, the Bermuda Triangle. We're all afraid.
Thank you for listening to us. Thanks, thanks very much.
Have a great day. Okay, stay out of that Bermuda Triangle. Jesus,
There's so many other places on Earth you can go.
You're not going to disappear.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I was always scared of this is so stupid, though,
leaving for school, because I always thought when I came
home something was going to happen to my family. For
some reason, I thought, I don't know what was going
to happen, but if I came home, something bad was
going to happen, and so I had to stay home.
My dad would first grade, He would drag me down
the hallway attached to his leg because I did not

(55:28):
want to let go, because I was so convinced that
things were happening.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
If I was now say to me, I was afraid
to go to school because I was afraid after school
I get home and my parents would have moved. No,
we left your bedroom. We left your bedroom furniture intact,
you can have your bedroom. Yeah, there's all these weird things,
like I know, who was it Garrett? No, No, no,
it was Oh it was straight and eight. What were

(55:53):
you scared of as a kid, and now you're older, like,
what was that? There was so many things.

Speaker 11 (55:57):
I remember watching all of these movies, like documentaries really
on Piranhas, so I thought anytime I would go in water,
I would get eaten by Piranhas. I really thought Piranhas
would be a much bigger deal growing up right than
when I was a child.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
And the same thing with tornadoes.

Speaker 11 (56:13):
I mean, I know they're deadly in some parts, but
where we grew up, we never had them, so I'd
freak out about Uh yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Froggy, what did you What were you afraid of as
a kid that you knew would be a bigger deal
when you grew up.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
I used to think that every single lightning strike hit somebody,
So when it would storm and there would be lightning storms,
I used to think that. And I lived in Florida
at the time, so there were lightning storms every afternoon.
I thought it would. You had to DoD, duck and
dodge the lightning. I thought it either it hit your
house or it killed. Every single strike killed the person.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
Yeah, scary. What were you afraid of as a kid
that you think would be a big problem when you
grew up.

Speaker 12 (56:46):
Don't laugh, But when I was a kid, there was
a story on the news about a snake that appeared
in someone's toilet, and I grew up thinking that snakes would.

Speaker 13 (56:53):
Come up from the toilet and bite my butt for
a year.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
They will, they will eventually. No they don't. No, no
they will. No, you're your schedule, You're on their schedule.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
Oh lord.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Line twenty two, Meg, Hi, Meg, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 20 (57:13):
Hi, Hi, good morning, Wayne.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Good morning. So as a kid, you knew it would
be a problem as an adult and you were frightened
of it.

Speaker 20 (57:20):
What was it? Cougars? Not the hot not the hot
lady type, like the four legged, vicious cat type to
this day, What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (57:31):
So, what do you mean?

Speaker 20 (57:32):
Like what they're vicious? They'll attack you Like I watched
Rescue nine one one as a kid, and the show
lady walks in her house and there's a cougar perched
on her countertop, and like in my head that when
I get home in the evening every day as a
thirty four year old woman, there's going to be a

(57:52):
cougar on my countertop, and I can't get it out
of my head.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
It's it's dark.

Speaker 20 (57:58):
I can't go in my house if it's dark. I
have to have light or somebody go ahead of me,
because there's going to be a cougar on my countertop.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
And it could be and it can't be any other cat.
It's it's the cougar. It's it has to be a cougar.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
It is.

Speaker 20 (58:11):
It has to be a cougar. And I can't even
take my kids to the zoo and go to like
the big cat area because I'm not sure where that
animals got, like where the cougar is going to be.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Yeah, they're waiting for you, all right, It's okay. You
know what, Never ever apologize for your fear of anything.
That's your fear. Own it, own that fear of cougar's Meg,
thank you for listening to us. You stay safe, okay,
thank you. Also, we had another one I was afraid of,
was a nuclear war because we had Where I lived
in Texas, we had fallout shelters. I mean there were

(58:45):
several people on our block who had in their backyard
you would you a big concrete thing. You'd open the
door and with a lead door, and they had food
down there just in case, Just in case Russia decided
to blow us away. They also double as tornado shelters
as well, So we were written for tornadoes and nuclear holocaust.

(59:07):
Why be afraid just in case? Line twenty four is Kim, Hey, Kim,
as a kid, you knew it would be a problem
as an adult. What what were you totally terrified of
then that you still are terrified of now?

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Killer bees?

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (59:25):
I remember watching a movie.

Speaker 20 (59:28):
I think there was a movie where killer bees were
a huge problem, and I remember laying in bed at
night just terrify they were going to burrow in my house.

Speaker 18 (59:39):
So, yeah, that was a thing. My childhood years are
coming to life.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
No, no, no, it's okay, No, stay away from the
murder of hornet. You'll be all right, all right, thank you, Kim,
But you know, have a great day. It's just these
things as kids, you're you know, you hear a story
from your parent, you see it on TV, and you're like,
oh God, and you really don't know how to process it,
so you just assume it's going to happen.

Speaker 13 (01:00:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Like like Danielle, for instance, saw a weird episode of
House in the Little House on the Prairie, and now
she's afraid of of clowns.

Speaker 10 (01:00:15):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I'm still afraid of clowns.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
We just saw a text the penis fish, which swims
up your urethra. Afraid it is real. It could those
things could swim right up your your your peahole. I'm
telling you rivers, the same rivers with the Piranhas in them. Seriously, yes,
oh my.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
I also used to be terrified that acid rain was
just gonna come down from the skies and melt my
face off.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
So anytime that it was.

Speaker 9 (01:00:49):
A little cloudy, I would look outside, and if there
was rain, I would run inside because I'm like, not today, Nope,
not melting today.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
And now people pay money for acid ready to be
wiped on their faces. Yeah, buggy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
I remember one Christmas Eve if night I went to
bed and I cried myself to sleep because my neighbors
had a fire in their fireplace and I was convinced
that they were gonna burn Santa Claus his ass when
he came down the chimney that night, and he wasn't
gonna make it to our house because because the neighbors
were burning a fire, they were gonna toast them. And
my Mom's like, no, it's be saying he's got the
magic key, he'll get in. He's okay, he's not. I'm like,

(01:01:24):
what if he doesn't, No, what if he doesn't. It's
like I wanted my mom and dad to get the
neighbors to put the fire out.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Yeah, here's the thing. We're terrified. We're just terrified of things,
these weird things. We shouldn't be terrified in our lives.
It all starts when you're a little kid, Like you're
afraid of basements. I get it. I'm afraid of basements.
Basements freaked me out. You just do all right? What
are you gonna do?

Speaker 15 (01:01:48):
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Speaker 15 (01:02:05):
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Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
Do you ever have people call you because you're a
so called expert in a field?

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
Yes, like our.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
Friend, our friend Naz does traffic scary? You ever call
I Naz and ask her, Hey, how's the war George
Washington Bridge today?

Speaker 13 (01:02:27):
She's like she was, wait a second, you got to
get to Long Island. You want the best route, and
you're calling me, but you don't wish me a happy birthday.

Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
Hey at fault.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
That kind of thing is good for her, Good for her.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
It's like how many people actually text Sam Champion or
Mike Waris and say, Hey, what's the weather gonna be
like today? I bet they hate that. It's the same
as when doctor Oz visits us and everyone lines up.
They're pulling their shirts off and take like Nate's pulling
his sock off, and everyone's like lining up at the
good doctor to get his opinion on something. What Danielle,
this happens to me at work?

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Will like when Jake was working there and some of
the younger people, because I'm the mom, they would say, Hey,
I have a fever.

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
What should I do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Or my throat hurts? Jake would call what do I do?

Speaker 14 (01:03:12):
Where do I go?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I'm like Jake, you have a mom. He's like, I know,
but what do I do? What I'd be giving medical advice?
Like I'm a doctor because I'm a mom, and they
think I know what to do when you don't feel good.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
Moms are experts, you are? You have your degree in mom?

Speaker 8 (01:03:27):
Mom?

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
You know you're a mom of a doctorate of mom? Yes,
what do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:03:34):
The opposite happened to me where people just assumed that
I was something because of my race. I was at
a boxing class one day and a girl passed out.
The entire class froze and stared at me like, okay,
what do we do. I'm like, yo, I'm not a doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Don't even think about it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:48):
I'm not gonna get anywhere near this. Get out of that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
She's Indian, obviously she went to med school.

Speaker 10 (01:03:56):
People said that you're the Indian one. I was like,
we are not all doctors. I appreciate that, but we're not,
well what.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Are we experts of? I mean, for instance, if I
need to know more about a stroke, I'll call Nate. Right,
he's had two of them. Yeah, you've done that repeatedly.

Speaker 11 (01:04:11):
All this you've said, so I have this friend and
then you fill in the blanks and you tell me
some symptom symptoms.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
And that's happened to me here at the office.

Speaker 11 (01:04:19):
I've had people like pop in and say, hey, do
you have a second and then they close the door
and then they just start to describe symptoms and what
happened to them, Like is that a stroke?

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
Like, I'm not a doctor, you really shouldn't be kind
to me advice. Well, no, but you know more than say,
Froggy knows about strokes.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
Yeah, rue true.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
If I want to learn about I ask a question
about golf or about golf, I go to Froggy. Froggy
is our golf.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Brain surgery, I know, I know a lot about brain surgery.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Yeah, okay, brain surgery. My friends call me about music
non stop. They're like, scary, Yeah, no song is this?
And they'll play something too scary. Yeah, yesterday I was
looking over the summer of twenty eight. What a great
summer of music that was. I'll call Scary. He'll know
what songs were huge that summer. You're right, Daniel's a
mom h Gandhi. Where do we go to Gandhi for

(01:05:09):
Gandhi's information? She knows a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:05:11):
You read a lot well, thanks, I appreciate that. I
actually have a lot of friends and family and I'm
not sure how this happened, but they come to me
for answers in how to present their case and like
conflict resolution.

Speaker 10 (01:05:24):
So they say, you know, you're pretty good.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
When somebody's upset, when you're upset about something, presenting your
case very clearly.

Speaker 10 (01:05:30):
How do I say I'm not happy with blah blah blah?
And I'm like, oh, what am I always complaining?

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:05:35):
Cool?

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Right, am? No, You're good for cooking, decorating, travel or
if I have a or if I have a gay question,
I always go to you for that gay question.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
I'm the gay authority. Yes, that's right. You guys do
ask me the gay questions. Hey, so asking for a
friend and then it's a gay question. Danielle knows about
rest reduction, yep, she had thyroid cancer, yep?

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
I did.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
She doesn't know how to drive a car, daniel what's
it like to not know how to drive a car?

Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I also get like, hey, hey, hey, what's the latest gossip.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
Of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
What can you tell me? And then I'm like, oh, yeah,
they always put you on the spot like that. I'm like, okay, well,
uh make you like a nervous wreck.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
Scotty Bee is an expert in shipping things. That's right,
Scott ships.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
You do.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
Anytime somebody needs a package ship from here, they come
to me and I take care of it. Guilty And
it's true.

Speaker 16 (01:06:32):
He does.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
You must you must get an direction. When you hear
that sound, I love it. You know they have the
ones that don't make sound. I don't like those. I
need this. I have to hear it. Yeah, there you go.
That's that's the packer. Okay, that's the packer.

Speaker 18 (01:06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
And also Cereal. If you want to know about Cereal,
you go, you go to Scotty Bee. I do know
a lot about Cereal. Where's Rachel? On line twenty four,
I get Rachel an interior designer. You always get questions
about interior design. You know, you're supposed to charge people
for your consultation, right.

Speaker 14 (01:07:03):
I know, I know, But yeah, people about pink colors
on a regular basis.

Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
Paint colors?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Yeah, what color should say? In living color? Should I think?
In the kitchen?

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
Well? I know, but that's such a personal thing. It's
like you could give them a start, Like do they
ever ask you like, what's the hot color this year?

Speaker 20 (01:07:26):
Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
What color questions right now?

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
Someone asked me the other day, what's the one thing
I should have in every room? And I said, you
you need one thing in every room that's black. Really,
it's always been my rule. I've always had like one
black piece of furniture or a black chair or black
something in every room because it kind of kind of
anchors the room and decorated in three is never in.

Speaker 10 (01:07:56):
Rachel.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
So we're we doing our kitchen and our dining room
and living room. I need a collar for the walls
that's in between beige and gray for the walls. What
would you recommend?

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Actually, Zircon from Sherman Williams is a good in between
beiji and gray.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
I'm putting it down right now.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Zirkonircon was like a pill you take for allergy proper.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
Well, look, it's it's nice to know, Rachel. Unfortunately, we
have your number now, so when we have questions about design,
we're calling you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
I'm calling it.

Speaker 16 (01:08:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
But it's good to be wanted for something, you know.
All right, thanks for listening to us. Thank you very much, Rachel.
Having a safe than you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Thanks for making my morning every morning.

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
Well, thank you. Oh look, Nate, just put zircon the
shade up in our room.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
She's totally right.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
It's like a mix between beige and gray, so it
has like a little hint of red that makes it
makes it go into the beige area. See that? Oh
oh yeah, I get Yeah. So are you an expert
on something? Next time they come to you for free advice,
tell them that you're going to have to invoice them.

(01:09:15):
That's what I would do anyway. Because of you, mainly Danielle,
we're going to gear up a little further into the
Halloween season. Okay, so in the room we have Froggy
and Gandhi, straight, Nate and Danielle, Scary and me.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
There's six of us.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Okay, who do you think on the show would be
the best sounding zombie?

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Sounding zombie is not hard, so I think any of
us could do as well.

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
Get what is your zombie?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Like a zombie?

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
I think would be like, God, this almost sounds like
a scary because he naturally does.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Yeah, yeah, scary zombie.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Scary audition for the zombie and scene. Okay, that's very good. Okay,
all right, I can't beat that, all right, hold on,
hold on, zombie is scary. All right, vampire who does
a good blow? I don't know, good evening, well, I
don't know. Someone could be better than me.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
You're good.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
No one else is stepping into the vampire.

Speaker 10 (01:10:25):
I want to suck your blood.

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
I won't your blood, but you have to give it
like a bo Okay, vampire. The audition is going to Nate,
thank you. Okay, ghosts ghosts as Froggy. Froggy. Froggy will

(01:10:50):
play the part of the ghost.

Speaker 18 (01:10:52):
Good.

Speaker 23 (01:10:52):
All right, this is going somewhere where wolfhi me, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
Let me just tell you what we have. We still
have left werewolf, mad scientist, and witch Danielle. You're the
good witch.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
I'm gonna should be.

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
Okay, part of the witch. We'll go to Danielle, thank you,
thank you. A mad scientist?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
What do you do with that?

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
It's like an evil laugh. I'll play the mad scientist. Okay, Gandhi, Okay, Gandhi.
Either you can be a werewolf or a mad scientist.
I'd like to see the werewolf then, okay, Gandhi is
the werewolf.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
Where are we going?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Because I'm so excited all.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Right, So here's what you have. Zombie is scary, let
me hear it scary, all right? The vampire is nate. Yah,
now that was more of a wolf.

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
Oh sorry, I'm getting my ghoul and my graduated suck something.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
Okay, froggy, froggy, a damn good ghost. Let me hear
your ghost. Yeah, that's a good one. That's convincing. Gandhi
is the were wolf? Very nice?

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
It's just a wolf, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:12:21):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
I will be the mad scientist. I guess is that
a mad scientist? And Danielle is the witch. So good? Okay,
here's what I'll be the director. Here, music please, music
we go. Okay, we'll start with the zombie. Sprinkle on

(01:12:46):
a little vampire. You the ghost. Cue the ghost, keep
him going, keep him going, stay in character. Okay, we
need to wear wolf, keeping keep ghosting, keep vampire.

Speaker 25 (01:13:07):
Alright.

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
We need a witch, friends, and I will be the
mad scientist. Okay, stop and stop cut it. Okay, stop,

(01:13:29):
See the mad scientist sounds too much like the witch
and the witches. You're so good? Maybe Okay, if we
eliminated the mad scientist, what else could I play? What's
another scary like a creaking house.

Speaker 10 (01:13:41):
Speak.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
He's kind of a sound pulled down zipp No, don't
ask where that came from.

Speaker 13 (01:13:51):
Make noise or skeletons, not.

Speaker 10 (01:13:55):
Noise an influencer. They're kind of terrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
Mad scientist. Maybe I'm just not getting that right. Or okay,
I'll play the black Cattle. The music scary. Let the
music establish loud and now bring the music down to
the sound of the zombie calling. Here comes count track.

(01:14:25):
Ghost entering the room, the ghost froggy or the ghost
look a werewolf. The ghost and the werewolf are relatives
the witch.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
All right, some blood and I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Play the slight.

Speaker 26 (01:14:57):
Right off?

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
All right, all right, what the hell are we doing?

Speaker 10 (01:15:03):
What are we doing stressing out animals?

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
Somebody just chext in and they just turned on the
radio right now?

Speaker 27 (01:15:09):
What the.

Speaker 19 (01:15:12):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
What's the end game here do we try to accomplish?

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
Do you think.

Speaker 25 (01:15:25):
In the morning show?

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
I don't know. I'm just getting ready, because you know what,
we're gonna do our Halloween show, right and we're all
gonna come in dressed, and we need to we need
to start. We need to start like sharpening up our
sound effects skills for Halloween.

Speaker 11 (01:15:41):
What Nate you know, growing up, I had this cassette
and it's it was a Haunted House sound set.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
And I don't know if you remember this thing, but
we are better than that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Well, you know, when I was growing up, I had vinyl.
It was the Disneyland Halloween sound Effects Album, and so
I was always the geek who played the music at
the dances, the school dances. I also was a geek
who send up all the sound effects for the Haunted House.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
In town and so cool.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
It's easy, you just put on the Disneyland Halloween sound
Effects album. But they had this one recognizable, recognizable ghoul
sound on the disney Halloween Sound Effect Album. It was
like what it was. If you hear it, you're like,
oh my god. They still play it at the Haunted
Mansion today. All right, anyway, do we have like the
beginnings of what could be a nice sound effect for

(01:16:29):
the season. Okay in the morning show? Okay, all right,
So I know what happens a lot on Thanksgiving where
you have the family coming over and you have all

(01:16:51):
these dishes you have to make. So you tell them, yeah,
I'm gonna make lunch for us, come over for Thanksgiving lunch,
and then you run out to the Boston Market. You
know what I'm saying. Can you pick up some because
they do a great job on you know, mashed potatoes
and green beans and blah blah blah. So, uh is
intern Stephanie Bonerno in tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
Oh, let's go talk to intern Stephanie. Good morning, Stephanie.
How are you everyone? So Stephanie, her mom and dad.

Speaker 28 (01:17:17):
Your mom and dad were born in Italy, right, My
dad was, and he came here when he was eight
years old. My mom is from Puerto Rico, but she
was born here.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
Perfect. Now what part of Italy is your father from.
He's from Sicily. Oh my god, Yeah, that is so cool. Yeah.
Sicilians are so more lively and and get so so
into it, and then they get mad at you, and
then they like you one minute later. It's a strange
as you but yeah, believe me, I've dated nothing but

(01:17:47):
Sicilian So I'm uh. Anyway, So your mom and dad
were gonna come over to your place for dinner. You're
gonna cook dinner for your mom and dad. I was,
I was, so they know they're Italian food, especially your dad, right,
one hundred percent.

Speaker 28 (01:18:01):
He's very into the cuisine. So he knows exactly how
everything should taste, and especially with the sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
The great Yeah, it's all about the sauce. So if
you make a bad Italian meal, your dad is he's
going to know it. So you were very nervous tell
everyone what you did without your parents knowing.

Speaker 28 (01:18:18):
So I was extremely nervous for this huge event that
I was going to throw at my house. And I
actually ordered all the food from a local restaurant, threw
it into a pan, and then may believe like it
was it was cooked by me.

Speaker 26 (01:18:35):
No, it was not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
So, Stephanie, if you have a lot of picky people
over there that know their Italian food, they trust you
and you know it better because your dad is from Italy.
But you actually used them. So where did you get
the food from? Just a local Italian restaurant?

Speaker 28 (01:18:49):
A local Italian restaurant that I knew that they did
not know the exact taste of some local areas. You
just know that's where it's from. The sauce with a
certain amount of sugar, this and that, and I just
knew that they did not know this taste.

Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
Stephanie, what did you do with the containers the containers,
where'd you put them?

Speaker 28 (01:19:05):
So I threw out all the containers, but I made
sure to throw a little sauce from one of the
containers into the pots and pans and into the sink.
So I made sure that everything look like I made
it from scratch.

Speaker 10 (01:19:18):
Did not do a single What did they say when
they ate it? They were like, oh my god, we
taught you so well. Did you ever tell them the truth?

Speaker 28 (01:19:26):
No, they're probably listening right now because they're avid listeners.

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
But sorry, mom and dad.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Oh my god, I get it, though. I mean, does
anyone think that's just a mortal sin? I mean we
call that the permissible lie?

Speaker 21 (01:19:39):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Did you put some so you put some sauce on
your cheek? You make it look like you were in
this slaven for hours.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
Just splatter. You have to splatter sauce all over the stove.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Cooking pasta is not usually you know, it's usually very messy.

Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
So yeah, the sauces splatters. A thank you, Thank you, Stephanie. Then,
because of you and your honesty, and turn Stephanie's honesty,
I'll tell you what I did. So we had a
dinner party for nine at the house, okay, and I
made a little bitty turkey meatballs so I could make
some Italian wedding soup. And then I made this beautiful
lasagna in in a Garden. Thank you on behalf of

(01:20:20):
all your gays, we thank you. I made in a
Garden's Italian turkey sausage lasagna. Look up the recipe. It's
the best ever. And then at the last minute, of course,
Alex like, yo, can we have some chicken palm? I'm like, okay,
So I got some chicken. I pounded at the chickens out,
I breaded them and you know, I fried them whatever,
and I'm just like, oh my god, I have to

(01:20:40):
make sauce. So in my kitchen back way behind the
cereal boxes in the cupboard, I have bottles of REOs marinara.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
The mass You did you add some wine to it?

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
Yeah, I doctored a little bit. But but I what
I did was, you know, everyone was in the kitchen.
I took the pan there was gonna put sauce, and
I went into the into the pantry and I poured
it in there in there, and then I hid the
bottle behind the cereal and I brought it back in
and just started a stirring.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
And no one knew the strips.

Speaker 10 (01:21:10):
I had no idea, and it was great.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
It was great. I know, Oh my god, I even
if it's whatever brand, if it doesn't, okay, So you
enjoyed it. But I didn't say to you, oh that's
the sauce I slaved over all day.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
But I did lie.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
Because I didn't tell you it's not my sauce.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
You assumed it was mine, right.

Speaker 10 (01:21:27):
I did assume it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
If she had asked, if Gandhi had said, hey, Elvis,
this is delicious. Did you make this from scratch? What
would you say?

Speaker 7 (01:21:33):
I would pull her aside and go.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
Shut it up.

Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
There wasn't even time for me to think that it
wasn't made by you, because I was in the kitchen
with you all day.

Speaker 10 (01:21:41):
The fact that you snuck that past this is amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
The fact the fact is I had to sneak into
another room with the pan and pour it in another
room and then stuck the pan back in.

Speaker 10 (01:21:48):
She was cooking all day. That took him four hours
to make the stock. I mean, I can't believe it,
but I'm scary.

Speaker 24 (01:21:55):
I remember when the listener called in and admitted to
burning the turkey Thanksgiving, and then She went over to
Boston Market and then took a whole bunch of Thanksgiving
Carver sandwiches, slid all the turkey meat off the sandwich
and lined.

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
It up on as Okay, they enjoyed the meal, and look,
you lied by making them assume you cooked it. You
didn't say, Hey, ever, what look at the turkey I've.

Speaker 10 (01:22:20):
Made, right, you never said it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
It's better than you people showing up and your meal socks.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Of course, totally. I agree with that, all right, So
I lied to my friends. So I mean, Lydia Malcolm,
you were here, did I mean, do you feel offended?
Not at all? Matter of fact, I'm gonna get some
of those men and arrow jars. Yeah, is the best.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
And they have a vodka sauce that's amazing.

Speaker 18 (01:22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
Uh, this text not in my house. My h nana
would stir the sauce and have a sponge in the
other hand. Every time a little speck of sauce came
on the stuff, she wiped it down. And that's how
she did it. That's how she taught me.

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
Is that what is that the text you want me
to read?

Speaker 13 (01:22:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
Yeah, not in my house.

Speaker 10 (01:23:01):
But people, No, I would never allow a splatter.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
No no, I love. I love when the Italians texting
about their nona no no no. Sole Me ask you this,
what are some other permissible lives out there? Things that
you go, m, yeah, I did this, I did that.
No you didn't.

Speaker 10 (01:23:18):
I was just going through a list of my head
of things.

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
I was going to say, we're permissible lies and the
I don't think any of them are, Like it's okay
to tell your friends that they look good if they don't. Like,
whenever I see someone looking crazy in public, I think,
oh my god, you have terrible friends.

Speaker 10 (01:23:30):
It didn't tell you not to wear that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Wow, But yeah, do you tell them that they look good?

Speaker 16 (01:23:35):
What they do?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
It depends on the friend. Some friends can handle it,
some can't.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
See That's the thing about Gandhi. You You will say
what's on your mind and to a fault.

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
Well, I want to be a good friend, and I
would hope somebody does the same to me. You know,
if I put something on it looked like trash, or
I would want someone to be like, no, don't do
that one.

Speaker 10 (01:23:51):
That's not a good idea.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
I just think that as we go through life, sometimes
we when you say this out loud, you feel like
it's a scumbag, but I'm saying it anyway. Sometimes in
life you do have to bend the truth a little
to the left or to the right to make things
work out the best. We lie to our kids all
the time, Like what kind of lies you tell your kids?

Speaker 6 (01:24:07):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
There's certain like I always say, Oh, they got you
on camera doing something at school, so you better be
careful because the gontch.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
Like they do it. But they do have cameras, so
that's not a total no.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Yeah, but I don't think they have cameras every inch
of the place. But I think you know, I forget it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:24):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
It's ridiculous. What does your parents tell you if you
swallow that gum, you're gonna grow gum tree in your stomach.
I used to believe that crap.

Speaker 7 (01:24:31):
You believe there's a gum tree? And when my mom
told me that it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Was gonna grow in my stomach, Yeah, I believe dark gum.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
If you my dad said, if you eat gum, it
stays in your stomach for seven years.

Speaker 16 (01:24:44):
I can't be true.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
There's not a gum hanging out for seven years. What
about you, Froggy? What permissible liear? You telling well, what about.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
When you tell somebody all, I've only been with three partners.
Are you lie to people to stop an argument? It's
really exactly, it's a It's a lie that is not
really negative. It's not gonna hurt anybody. It just keeps
it from getting out of hand.

Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
I got it. Like earlier, we had a caller call up.
She said she and her boyfriend went on a break
and when they got back together, they had to tell
each other who they slept with. I mean, like, no,
I just you know, I had mister Handy. That was
as far as I got a liar. Mine twenty four
is Becca? Here we go? Yeah, Becca, Grandma's And when
they cook your things giving dinner, I know that they

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cook it all right. They don't lie. Grandma's don't lie.

Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
Yeah, she got tired of peeling the potatoes, I guess,
so she used some dried ones.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
And then months later she.

Speaker 20 (01:25:36):
Was like, hey, guys, I have something to tell you,
and she had used dried potatoes for half of it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
You know that that was killing her for the last
couple of months.

Speaker 16 (01:25:44):
That.

Speaker 7 (01:25:45):
Yeah, that's guilt, Grandma guilt, Grandma guilt. Oh we love you,
guilt Grandma guilt is her new name, Grandma guilt. I Becca, thanks,
but something a little thing like potato flakes versus real potatoes, Grandma's.
They lose sleep over that cram. Hi, Jessica, Hi, Hey,
how's your drive so far? Good?

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Yeah, it's good. Just drop so I'm happy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
Oh the kids are out of it? If I can
talk about mister handy now anyway, all right, so the
permissible life, don't you agree, Jessica. It's okay to bend
the truth a little sometimes.

Speaker 19 (01:26:18):
Just a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
If it needs to be done in order to keep
people happy and satisfied, then yes, send it a little too.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
How have you done that? How have you done that?

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Every year we have Well we had a Thanksgiving one
year and I didn't I was not aware. I mean,
I think I'm a pretty good cook, but I don't know.
I wasn't aware that when you get a turkey from
the supermarket, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
In it was frozen, and I didn't know it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Open the door, you know what I mean, Like when
you open the door and like that's where the frozen
stuff is and you open it and you you know, frozen.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
You take it out and you close it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Well it wasn't in any sort of thing like that. Yeah,
So I left it out all night. I was like,
I got up the next morning, I was like, I'm ready, like,
let's do this. I went to like put it in
the oven and it was like it was hard as
a rock.

Speaker 20 (01:27:11):
And I had people coming over that night.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
So what'd you do?

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
So I just went to I went to the Honey
Baked Ham Company. I didn't tell nobody, and I just
you know, put the turkey in the oven, pre cooked.

Speaker 13 (01:27:23):
Warmed it, served it and everyone said it was the best.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Turkey I've ever made.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
But did you did you stand at the foot of
the table and say, attention to everyone, here's the turkey
I roasted for you today.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
I slaved all day long.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
That's a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
But what do you do now every year? Because now
every year they're expecting that it to be that fabulous
honey bank Well.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
Now I know, well now I know that you need
to get it a few days before and let it thaw.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
I got it now, like I let it thaw.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
I do it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
But do you have to understand something? When you cook
for a huge bunch of people for Thanksgiving or whatever,
it's stressful and if you could eliminate some of that
stress by getting a turkey from Honeybag Ham Fine, couldn't
care less. I love this text. It just came in.
My mom told me, swallowing gum will block my butthole?

Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
Did you test it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
To blow bubbles?

Speaker 16 (01:28:18):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:28:18):
Well, thank you for your college Jessica. I think you
did okay, as long as you'll make a big deal
about how you roasted the turkey. You just hate it.
But if someone asked me, I couldn't lie. I would
say this sauce is great. How'd you make the sauce?
I'll say I made it by opening a jar.

Speaker 15 (01:28:33):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
Comedian Sebastian Man of Scalco.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
Today, I do a radio tour. My neighbors are sawing
down their house.

Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
It's like it couldn't have been worse.

Speaker 14 (01:28:47):
Time.

Speaker 15 (01:28:50):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. El mister
ran in the Morning show. This he is Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:29:06):
So this is interesting. Gandhi brought this to us. She's like, hey, guys,
have you ever heard of a guy named Francis Curry.
He's a radio consultant in the UK, and I said, yeah,
I've heard of this guy. He's very famous, and you
brought us this sound that he posted online about our show.
This is freaking me out.

Speaker 9 (01:29:26):
It freaked me out so badly yesterday, so somebody tagged
me and said, look, they're talking about your show.

Speaker 10 (01:29:32):
So of course I had to listen to it.

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
Start listening to it, and this man, Francis Curry, started
to break down why you, Elvis Duran, are.

Speaker 10 (01:29:39):
The most successful radio presenter in the United States. Oh,
and I found it fascinating.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Well, to be fair, he talks about how we all
work well together. It's not just me he does.

Speaker 10 (01:29:49):
Yes, but it's your show.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
Okay, let's break this down because he is accusing us
of working much harder than we really do.

Speaker 10 (01:29:57):
I've really breaking it down as a that's not our show.
Who is he talking?

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
We have a lot to cover here, Froggy, are you listening?
Are you ready to find out why you're so successful?

Speaker 18 (01:30:07):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
I would love to know why.

Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
This is Francis Curry. Here we go.

Speaker 27 (01:30:10):
In this video, we take a look at one of
the most successful radio presenters in America today, presenting the
Morning Show or Breakfast Show of Z one hundred in
New York. It is, of course Elvis Duran, and.

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
He's about to give my age, Francis Curry. Here we go.

Speaker 27 (01:30:25):
Elvis Duran was born in August nineteen sixty four, and
he started on the Breakfast Show on Z one hundred
or the Morning Show on Z one hundred in April
nineteen ninety six. When you think of the show, I
think you think of a sense of entertainment, a sense
of fun, a big crew, and a sense of pace.
Underneath that, though, I think there's also plenty of evidence
of a level of professionalism in terms of the performances,

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the planning, the preparation that leaves many other shows wanting
okay pause.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
There professionalism, wow wow, preparation.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
Yeah, he's just planning in preparation. Yeah, okay, listen, I
love this guy. We need for him to represent us
and represent us and be our agent. Yeah. Hearing us, hearing,
he breaks he actually breaks down what we do.

Speaker 27 (01:31:13):
This is fast moving and when you look at the
clock for the first time, I think most people are
just shocked at exactly how much talking there is. Now
bear in mind that this is recorded off the internet,
So what you hear on FM coming out of the
radio may be very slightly different. But basically, there are
three speech blocks. The first one runs about twenty minutes,
the second one runs about fifteen minutes, and the third

(01:31:33):
one runs six or seven minutes. And what's interesting too,
is exactly how much content goes into just one of
those speech breaks.

Speaker 18 (01:31:41):
Wow.

Speaker 27 (01:31:42):
So here we can have a look at what's in
the first one, and you can see that the first item,
which I'm going to play in a couple of minutes,
is called super Pooper Coffee. It runs three minutes, so I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
Talking about that coffee that makes me go per Okay,
he gave it, he gave it. This talk break is
called super Pooper Coffee and fiber supplements.

Speaker 27 (01:32:02):
End, there's a game female porn Star or Yankee candle Scent.
That's the longest segment.

Speaker 7 (01:32:07):
If they play a game, if you tell us if
it's a female porn star or a Yankee candle scent.
Thank you for bringing that in that day, Nate. I
love how he breaks down our show. What else do
we do that day? This is fascinating. What a show
I would want to listen to this show. It sounds
like a trailer for.

Speaker 27 (01:32:25):
This piece still on. He runs four minutes, and bear
in mind there are six people contributing to that as
they go.

Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
Round around the room.

Speaker 27 (01:32:32):
The third item is round the room where all the
different characters on the show, Froggy, Scary, Danielle, Producer, Sam Gandhi,
Straight Nate, and Elvis all talk about something from their weekend,
from their lives and it's a great example of real
life as prep. We'll get into that in a moment.
Then there's a discussion about snow and the weather forecast
that runs ninety seconds. Then we have three things we

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need to know, and the topics are coronavirus, Black History Month,
and male chastity. Some male chatty happens.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Is it weird? He actually breaks down as crap we do?

Speaker 10 (01:33:11):
This is fascinating and when you hear it back, we
sound ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (01:33:15):
Was funny on paper?

Speaker 24 (01:33:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
I'll get hold on.

Speaker 27 (01:33:20):
So the first segment I want to play you is
what opens the first speech break in the hour. Elvis
just makes it back from the toilet and I think
what you hear is just a wonderful sense of fun
and enjoyment. Of course, some program directors will be more
nervous than others about talking about bodily functions in the
morning show, in the breakfast show. But I think what
you hear is just a sense of spontaneous performance that

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is just a joy to listen to.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
Hello, is Elvis still in the party?

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
Ya?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
He said he was trying to hold it, but he
just couldn't hold it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
That was insane.

Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
What just happened?

Speaker 10 (01:33:58):
Everything come out?

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
Why take the local when you can take the express?

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
Honey?

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
It must be coffee, it is.

Speaker 7 (01:34:08):
It triggered something in Yeah, what's that stuff called super
super coffee?

Speaker 8 (01:34:12):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
My god, No, I mean I got goose bumps, I
saw stars. Wow. It was seriously, it was intense.

Speaker 6 (01:34:23):
I don't even like coffee, and I wanted to rather stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:34:27):
Stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Wow. Do you remember those pills that we used to
order like fifteen years ago called oh wow?

Speaker 27 (01:34:34):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:34:35):
And they they the pills had all sorts of whatever
and some you know, and some cayenne pepper in there,
and it would wake your stomach up up and you
would go to the bathroom and do crazy stuff.

Speaker 23 (01:34:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Yeah, that's exactly what you said.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
What exactly You'd be sitting there, you'd be oh wow,
if they still sell those. I was like, oh my god,
well I just had an old while I don't want
to get into details, it's really gross. I'm sorry, this
is very crass to get into this. But the super
coffee super pooper coffee, I gotta I'm gonna call it
pooper coffee from now on. What's scary.

Speaker 12 (01:35:07):
I also feel that that coffee doesn't go with certain
people's personalities, Like I like you.

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
It may be great for you, but I don't think I.

Speaker 12 (01:35:13):
Could have super coffee because I know that I would
be like talking a thousand miles an hour, and I
would be all jittery.

Speaker 7 (01:35:19):
It's like when you took those pills back in the day.
What were those things called healthy trim? Yeah, okay, he
comes back and talks about that.

Speaker 9 (01:35:25):
He comes back right after that part where Scary's talking,
and he says, now, it's hard to tell if they
had prepared this whole thing or if it was just
an issue.

Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
I'm like, oh no, yeah, he says I did, And
I'm not kidding. He almost lost his job because we
could not deal with him. It was like dealing with
it was like he was on in on, he was
on crank.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Just told him he's not allowed to take him anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:35:49):
Yeah, but the responsor I've got to take him said no, no,
we'll lose the account.

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
Turn he moves.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
We're talking about how scary he would come in pills,
and he's turning into a monster. It's like adopting a
cute kitty. Then also the kitty turns bad and starts
climbing the curtains. That's what Alison Scary was doing.

Speaker 18 (01:36:10):
It comes.

Speaker 27 (01:36:11):
And one of the things about that segment is we
don't know if that actually happened as it happened, or
whether it was prepared in advance, because the show just
excels a really thorough preparation then really spontaneous performance and that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
Was a love Wait now, that's really what happened.

Speaker 27 (01:36:29):
Example of that very spontaneous performance. So just to refer
you back to the clock, Item three is round the Room.
This is a daily feature where basically all the people
on the cast, and it's a large cast, will talk
about something. As you can see from the durations on
the right. You know, this is a well controlled, well
managed bit and I think this is something that Elvis
does particularly well, not just in terms of discipline on

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the show, but Also, the show's casting itself is really good,
so that everybody has a very distinctive personality, and as
you'll hear the segments they do really amplify those different personalities.
But also they're well cast in terms of their voices.
Everybody has a very distinctive voice, which makes the show
easier to follow and navigate. Even though Elvis himself, I

(01:37:12):
think has said on occasion that the show takes a
while to get to know, but once you do know
it and like it, then you're kind of part of
the gang. The other thing that Elvis does particularly well
is he uses people's names a lot to make sure
that you always know who's contributing if it's not Elvis himself,
And I think this is something that a lot of
shows don't do particularly well, where you can have two presenters.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
To degreecis where you are. So this goes on and
on and on. I mean, I don't want to borrow
anyone with this. We but you know, being on this show,
we could listen to this all day because it's so
fascinating to hear someone actually listen to what we do
every day and they have an opinion about it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
What do we learned?

Speaker 10 (01:37:50):
So much credit that we did not deserve. That's what
we learn.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
We learned, don't be prepared and you're going to get
lots of love and kudos.

Speaker 7 (01:37:58):
Well, here's the thing in and this is something that
goes unsaid, but we rarely prepare a lot on the show.

Speaker 14 (01:38:07):
We know that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
But the key to doing a show that that works
with little preparation is you have to have faith and
trust in each other. You just you just do. You
have to know that, you know, we have how many
wheels on this truck. If one goes flat, we have
the other wheels to keep us going. And that's just
kind of what we do. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nate.
I found that out when I guess hosted for you.
I realized that, hey, you know, you have one idea

(01:38:29):
or five ideas going into a break, but then as
soon as the microphone goes on, something happens, Danielle says
something that's ridiculous, and then you just have to go
with it.

Speaker 11 (01:38:38):
If you don't go with it, you sound like a moron,
you know what I mean? If you don't acknowledge what's
happening around you. Yeah, you missed that opportunity.

Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
It's true. Yeah, Froggy, You've been doing this since you
were a kid. This Francis Curry who doesn't love Francis
Curry friend.

Speaker 6 (01:38:56):
Some of the best breaks we have is when like
something's going on and then Scary's like, okay, thirty seconds
and I was just like, oh crap, I don't have
anything old I want to do, and then when we start,
it just goes off on its own deal. And that's
some of the best times that we have. We don't
sit around. And I've worked on shows where it's okay,
when we start, you're gonna say this, and then I'm

(01:39:17):
gonna say this, How are you going to react? And
I'm like, you got this is? This is all? It
was all. I could never hate it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
I could never work for a show where they go, Okay,
you're gonna say this, and then you're gonna respond.

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
Like this yeah, and then you're gonna He used to
have to write down what we were gonna say, and
then I found out why we were writing it down
because the guy that was the host, Kenny, he was
not that funny, so he would take other people's lines.

Speaker 7 (01:39:39):
Please don't start. I actually knew the show where the
male host he hosted the show.

Speaker 11 (01:39:44):
He had a female co host, and he wanted to
hear laughs on every one of his jokes, even if
they weren't funny. So he had a button, a sound
button that if she didn't laugh, he would just hit
the button and make her. We that we've got Danielle laughing.
We shed just started using it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
I do remember about fifteen or sixteen years ago, one
of the old co hosts of the Ladies that were
on the show. She wasn't out in the clubs and
doing whatever, and I remember them sitting her down and saying,
so we want you to pretend you're out in the
clubs and that you're doing this, And she was like,
there's no way in hell I can do that. She's like,
that's just not me.

Speaker 7 (01:40:18):
You'll never do it. No, no, I can't do that.
That's just not what we can do. Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 9 (01:40:22):
I used to work for a show just like Froggy said,
where one of the guys on the show would tell
me a story and then he would ask my opinion
on that story, and then as soon as we hit
the air, he would say all of my opinions.

Speaker 7 (01:40:33):
I was like, wait, how nice, Oh, that's crude, wrong,
So Francis Kurr. I'm gonna listen to more of this later.
Francis Curry. Actually he goes and continues to dig deep
on our show. He goes speelunking in the Elvis Trade
Morning Show cave. But I will find something interesting. He
broke down our around the Room segment. Froggy talked about

(01:40:54):
his wife waking him up. That was one minute scary
to a tribute to workers in the Blizzard. One minute.
Neil talks about Amazon return credits. Forty five seconds. Producer
Sam talks about the small things in relationships. One minute
Gandhi created a jewelry line. One minute straight Nate talks
about life in a hotel. Thirty seconds and there you go.
He breaks down everything in the seconds and moments and

(01:41:17):
it's so wild, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
He even got into production, how we use production and
how it sounds good and a lot of shows don't
use this type of production, but we do and it's
effective and it was fascinating.

Speaker 10 (01:41:26):
The whole thing was really interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:41:28):
Ay, well, thank you to Francis Curry. We love you.
And uh, let's go ahead and get Francis Curry all
the credit. Yes, Francis Curry for.

Speaker 10 (01:41:37):
Our show, and thank you Tony for tagging me in
that or I never would have seen it.

Speaker 7 (01:41:41):
Thanks a little excellent. I loved it. Check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:41:45):
We're so appreciated and I love you so much.

Speaker 15 (01:41:48):
Elvister ran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:42:03):
I don't know what it was, but you know, I
live in this old house, right, and I'm being from Texas,
we didn't have basements, didn't have them. So moving to
the Northeast and living in older houses, we got basements.
So this is a new thing.

Speaker 6 (01:42:15):
Credits, right.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
So I had to go down to the basement last
night to grab some paper towels or something, and I
kind of looked around and I realized this is creepy
as f I mean, this is a creepy room, you know,
because I had that big, you know, that old furnace
in the corner. It looks like a crematorium. I could
like burn a body in there if I wanted to,
I guess, yeah. And you know these you look at
some of these old houses, these these burners have been here.

(01:42:37):
I mean since I'm like the seventeen hundreds. I don't know,
I haven't checked the I haven't checked a little plate
in the front. But anyway, there's corners in this room
that are dark, and I don't know what it's back to.
I don't want to know what's back there. There's like
a closet down there. I daren't open that door. I
don't know what's in now. But here's the telling thing,
and I don't have it, So therefore I can go
down to my basement. Every single horror film or murder

(01:42:58):
slash film you watch, if you go up to the attic,
they have those part mannequins that you can like sew
clothing onto, like those clothing forms that if you're doing
seamstress work or whatever the word is. Every murder film
has one of those. So I'm thinking, if you are

(01:43:18):
living a life where you like to create your own
dresses and things, you're probably a murderer. What other creepy
things do you find in your house? You're like, this
is creepy. I gotta get this out of my house.

Speaker 9 (01:43:32):
There are some kitchen utensils that I think look really
really suspicious, like anything that hangs from the ceiling or
has a hook in any way.

Speaker 10 (01:43:39):
I'm like, oh no, what is that? Get out of here.
I just think meat hooks in the basement. Nope, can't
have that.

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
Meat hooks in the basement, yeah, Nate, Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:43:47):
If you have one of those old mirrors, those freestanding mirrors,
especially those ones that swing back and forth, yeah, there's
an evil spirit attached to that because it's always sitting
by itself.

Speaker 7 (01:43:59):
Can I tell you thing? So you've heard of Brooks Brothers,
that old men's clothing store, the original Brooks Brothers in Manhattan.
I think they recently closed it down. I went in
there I had to get a shirt or something, and
they have one of those standing oval mirrors that President
Lincoln used to use. Whoa he said, go check it out.
I'm not looking at that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Yeah, that's a lot. I forget it. If you say
his name three times and spin around, does he show up?

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
Abraham Lincoln? Abraham Lincoln. I'm not gonna say it again.
Those are creepy, yes, period, the old school silver.

Speaker 12 (01:44:30):
Meat grinders with the churning thing, with the because I
always feel like someone's gonna put someone's arm in.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
A Sopranos Sopranos style.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
Into sausage.

Speaker 10 (01:44:41):
You know what else?

Speaker 14 (01:44:41):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
In the backyard when you have like a shed, like
an old rickety shed. If I see one in someone's yard,
I think like they have somebody imprisoned in their chained
up you know, help probably stage. Yeah, that freaks me out.

Speaker 7 (01:44:53):
Yeah no, typically they build something underground for that these days.
Oh that's what the old Nate told me. Is Ashley
still on line twenty four? Yes? Okay, Ashley. Hello Ashley. Oh,
we're talking about creepy things in your basement and you
actually are convinced a murderer lived in your house. Why
is that, Ashley?

Speaker 5 (01:45:14):
So, my house was built in the eighteen hundreds, and
when you go down into my basement, there's a hidden door,
and on the hidden door there's like a bunch of
these padlocks on it. So when you get through the
hidden door, it leads up into another room with another
door with pad box, and when you open that door,
there is this cutout in the wall and there's this

(01:45:35):
old swinging chained bed that's in there, and then surrounded
in that room, all the rooms have metal bars all
over them.

Speaker 7 (01:45:43):
Oh my god. You know it sounds like a sex dungeon.

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
It does, I wish so if you actually take a
look at it, like we were joking, around about it,
but then like it literally looks like somebody was murdered
in there. They when we bought the house, they told
us that they used it for canning.

Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
But is that what you call it? I can't tell
you last time I got canned.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:46:09):
If you ever want to airbnb that thing out for
the weekend, let me.

Speaker 6 (01:46:11):
Know, definitely, I'm kidding.

Speaker 7 (01:46:14):
I'm not into that, all right, at Halloween, I know,
or any night of the year. All Right, we'll look
into it. You know, you can go to if you
really are curious, you can look up the history behind
your house and see if there's been any activity reporter there. Okay,
go check it out. Let us know. I thank you,
I will, all right, actually thank you, Victoria Line twenty three.
We're talking about creepy stuff you find in your house.

Speaker 16 (01:46:37):
What do you would your neighbor have.

Speaker 14 (01:46:40):
Over ten sheds in their backyard?

Speaker 7 (01:46:43):
Sheds ten? What are they storing back there?

Speaker 14 (01:46:47):
I don't know, and I don't know if I want
to know, Yeah, you want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
You gotta look those sheds, freaking right.

Speaker 14 (01:46:55):
They are like the back of a truck that you
would put like on the back of a truck.

Speaker 16 (01:47:01):
That's with windows.

Speaker 14 (01:47:02):
Oh, that's that for the roof on all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
I saw a movie once where this crazy killer clown
was He was keeping cheerleaders on hooks, on meat hooks
in a place like that.

Speaker 14 (01:47:13):
So, yeah, I used to be a cheerleader.

Speaker 7 (01:47:16):
Ye see, and your neighbor knows it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:21):
Tell you.

Speaker 9 (01:47:21):
That's what the uniform stuff had going on. I watched
that docuseries which we had some sheds the.

Speaker 7 (01:47:27):
Yeah, the year bomber moving to the side of a
mountain of mailing bombs to people.

Speaker 10 (01:47:31):
What a guy.

Speaker 7 (01:47:32):
All right, well, thank you, good luck with I would keep.

Speaker 14 (01:47:34):
An eye on him, Victoria, Oh thank you, I will.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
Thanks for listening. You scaring me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Wake up to Elvistran in the morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:47:45):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out of everybody.
Put out everybody.