FULL SHOW: The Day We Sent Someone to Jail

From mansplaining to meme spamming, we cover all the bases today. Nate has a questionable shaving location and a caller sent her family member to jail! Plus, we debate over whether single women really are the happiest.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It just always makes me laugh. I mean, I just
I can't get enough of it.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It makes my morning.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I don't even notice that I'm sitting in traffic thing.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I wake up to the show every day.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
I literally listen all the time. It uses up all
my data. I just love their interaction. They really seem
to genuinely love each other. Love each other.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
Tell the s in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
There I bring up man's plaining.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
It's so.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
The other day Gandhi and our friend Cheryl Crowley were
having watched together, dinner together. There's a guy at the
next table who decided to tell them what it's like
to be a woman.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
How did this conversation conversation get sparked?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
He was very friendly and he just sat down and started,
you know, like kind of I think, hitting on some people.
And in the process of him doing that, he was
talking about how women love him because he knows what
women love.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Of course he doesn't, he.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Said, did he say those words, I know what women love? Yeah,
so listen closely learn something, little lady, without a doubt.
Is that what he said.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
He didn't say, little lady, but he was like, oh,
let me tell you women love me because I know
what women love and that's important. And I was like,
by all means regale me.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, Danielle, don't you want to hear what women love?

Speaker 7 (01:19):
As I would laugh my ass off at this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So what's on his list of things he is aware
of that women love?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Okay, he will woo you because he knows that women
love the Kardashians purses A big dinger, a man who
takes charge being ignored. Women love being ignored. He said,
oh we do. Yeah, they love it. And I love
competing for attention with other women. That is what women
love it.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, so this makes him the Romeo of all Romeos
because he knows that this is what women love. Let's
let's break this down. Okay, all women love purses.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I do not.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Okay, a lot of them do. I'm not saying that
that's not possible. But not every woman is obsessed with purses.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
I am. But you know that's just me.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, you like you like bags. But the thing is,
he's saying that he's a great guy for women because
he knows that women love purses.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Okay, guys love purses.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Women love the Kardashians.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Here, no Okay, I do love them.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So, Danielle, this guy so far is uh, he's winning
in your book. So he knows that women like a
big dinger Danielle.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, nobody walks through wanting a small one.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
No one wants a small one. But there is is
too big.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, there is such.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah there there. I'm assuming I'm not man's planning. I'm
assuming there are women that like all sorts of different things.
I mean, but for him to say that he is
God's gift to women because he knows that all women
love big dingers, that's my point.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
You love this the Kardashians and a big thing.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
He thinks that he does well with women because he
knows that women like men who take charge.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I'm not so sure about. Yeah. And he was saying,
you know, ladies, what at the end of the day,
you want to come home and you want to be
treated basically like you just said, Elvis, like a little lady.
I'm gonna do everything. I'm gonna tell you what you
want to do. It's great. Oh thanks, are you?

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
You're gonna tell me what to do? Love that?

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, what do I.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Want to do?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
He thinks he's God's give to women because he knows
that women like being ignored, is what he said.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Nope, that is my favorite thing. Opposite. Yeah, please don't
ignore me. I don't get irritated.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I would want him to ignore me.

Speaker 9 (03:41):
So you come home with a big purse, turn on
the Kardashians, show you your dinger, and ignore her.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
She's all yours what to do? This is why he's winning.

Speaker 10 (03:53):
Yes, Gary, So I disagree vehemently with all the things
that of this guy said.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
However, when I would hope you would think that, yeah, yes.

Speaker 10 (04:01):
But when it comes to the ignoring thing, maybe it
was a poor choice of words, and maybe it was
he's talking about getting the girl.

Speaker 11 (04:07):
See, I feel like.

Speaker 10 (04:12):
Explaining for the man's playing guy on this point only only,
and that is I think that this guy is trying
to say that if you chase too hard, too quickly,
you may they may run away because a lot of
times that women, women will pay attention to.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, we would call that women like a challenge not
to be ignored.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
You know, I think that works for both men and women,
with men and men and women and women.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
And let's also be honest, people only say you're giving
them too much attention because they're not that attracted to you.
Because if somebody is attracted to you, they want all
the attention. You can send them the flowers, you can
show up and say hi, and they'll be like, oh,
it's so romantic. But when they're not attracted to you,
then it's creepy. That's the difference.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
And the word ignore means you completely disconnect.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
So look, you you may play whatever you want to
call it hard to get at or hey, list, take
this slow, you know, whatever version of that game you
want to play. I get that. But if you just
ghost me, that's ignoring me. And I think that's that's
really crappy.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
No, not cool.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
In my man's planning, maybe.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I Nope, I agree with you on that.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
See, he also thinks he's God's gift women because he
thinks that women love competing with other women around them.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Oh I got a list now, Oh thank you.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
That's me of the worst man's plain ever, which I
think a lot of men think that way, and I
could be wrong. I don't want to females plain woman's plain,
but women don't want to compete with each other. The
women that I know in my life. We want to
uplift each other and be on a team with one another.
Danielle and I do not compete for anything, maybe like

(05:48):
a snack if one of us has to run for
it first, but aside from that, we don't come at
each other. None of the women on this show, do
you know? And it's completely wrong that he says all
women love that. No, maybe the ones he hangs out with,
which don't sound super funny.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I think guy said, was this guy even cute?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
I don't want to say in Casey's listening, Well, sure
people think he's handsome.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, but that's good. Well he's just he negated all that.
But all I'm saying is this, if you if a
guy feels the need to tell you why he is
successful with women, and here's my list, that really tells
you a lot, right there, doesn't it?

Speaker 12 (06:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Absolutely? And all I could think the whole time was
I wonder what the guys on this show think women love,
because that would be hilarious. We already know what Sury thinks.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'll tell you what I think because you told us
I think you love the things that you have been
very clear about. You like a guy with a sense
of humor.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Now, I'm not trying to man's plain and tell you
what I think. I'm telling you that because you you
have said that too much. We listen to what you said.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I appreciate that about you. That is true. I think
women enjoy having somebody around who makes them laugh, somebody
who makes them feel comfortable in their skin. I think
any buddy, man or woman or other believes that they
want to be around people who make them feel good,
make them feel good about themselves, make them feel like
they're a better version of themselves. Not this like I'm

(07:10):
going to ignore you. You have to keep up with me.
We're going to play this stupid game. I don't think
a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Can like that.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
If you're ignoring me, I'm not sure that's making me
feel good about my daughter.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
He thinks that. Okay, let me give you another one.
I believe.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Let me mana some more. Oh wow, okay, great.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, I believe that you would really really appreciate being
listened to.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes, yes, you've made that very clear as well.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, So I actually was dating somebody for a while,
and you know me, I don't want to get married.
That is not my thing. I am not a marriage hater.
It's just not for me. And we were dating for
a long time. All the women at his workplace were
telling him, dude, you got to get her a ring
or she's leaving. You gotta do it. And I would
say to him, please, don't listen to those other women
at work, listen to the woman in the home. That's me.

(07:59):
I don't want to ring. Don't do that. And it
was just always the stinct. They told me again that
I got to get to a ring. I was like, oh,
so annoying.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
There you go, any other man's players in the room.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
No, I'm just trying to keep check of all the
things I need to do so that a woman will
like me. All right, here we go, So make sure
I got this right. I need to come home. I
need to have another woman with me for her to
compete with. Hand her a purse, tell her what to do,
turn on the Kardashians, show her my dinger, and then
ignore her.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, according a mine. According to that guy, I say,
you do the opposite that. Let's go talk to Liz
on line twenty four.

Speaker 13 (08:37):
Hey Liz, Hi, how are you you?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
We're doing well? So you heard about this man's plaining
guy that was across the restaurant from Gandhi and her
friend Cheryl. But you said your brother, Actually, man's playing
something about what he knows about women, and it must
drive you a little crazy, right, Oh?

Speaker 14 (08:55):
Absolutely? I think my brother is a total player. He
probably wouldn't say the same, but he treats women poorly,
and he is adamant that that is what gets them interested.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
In him, interested in what way, which I guess that's
the question.

Speaker 15 (09:12):
I get to sleep with him?

Speaker 5 (09:18):
See, I think that there are probably some women out
there who do respond to that, and from like a
place of insecurity and wanting to people please and thinking, oh,
this guy doesn't like me, let me do everything I
can to make him like me. What I would say,
the majority of women don't want that. Nobody wants to
be treated poorly.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
I could say, if if a guy is really hot
and you're only in it to sleep with him, and
you know you have the same views like you wouldn't
you're not in it for a long term thing, and
then maybe you'll sleep with them. But if it's somebody
you want to have a relationship with, that's not how
you're going to go about doing it, that's why you
want to be treated.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Hey scary, is there something stupid do you want to
add to the show? Guys, I see it simmering.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
There is some Some women get drunk off the d
and then it's tough times.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's tough to break away.

Speaker 11 (10:07):
From a guy who treats them poorly.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
So you can't see the light through the trees because
they're so blinded by something that they may be addicted
to it in their world.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
So do you think that really has more to do
with her than him? Actually?

Speaker 16 (10:22):
Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, so it's not some women are
addicted to the deeds.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Some people just haven't come to the realization that they
deserve better, and they do. But I'm sorry, I must
be man's plaining again, Pale, Liz. I mean, so, did
you have an argument with your brother about his claims
that treating women poorly get him laid?

Speaker 14 (10:45):
I mean, he's not wrong, it does, it works out
in his favor. But for you know, my sister and
I we just look at him like he has ten
heads because we like our boyfriends to treat us very nicely, right,
And you know, I think it's just it. It gives
any future women in my brother's path kind of a

(11:07):
a sophie's choice of whether you want to nice.

Speaker 17 (11:10):
Die or.

Speaker 18 (11:18):
Well.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
But Liz, you have crafted your sentstance brilliantly, and thank
you for listening to us. You have a good day. Okay.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Some some women will be like, oh, you know what,
I can change him. He might have treated me like crap,
but I'm going to get him to treat me better
and I'm going to change this guy challenge.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Look, you know.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
One thing we're all in search of, I must Man's
plain is happiness and the feeling of being appreciated and loved.
And you know, sometimes you got to reevaluate little how
you're how you're mining for that. Is it really working
out to your favor? Are you really going to get
the person that you truly deserved that way? Well, you know,
those these are lessons you have a learning your own.

(12:01):
But having a guy in a restaurant man's planning it
to you say, well here's a little lady, here's the let.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Me tell you what you like. Okay, I love it,
And there you have it.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 19 (12:15):
Hi, this is this is about and you're.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know what I'm thinking. I was thinking about you
last night, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Oh what were you thinking?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, you know what, a lot of people don't know this,
and I'm always proud to say that you are the
great granddaughter of Mahatma Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh yes, okay, and I know you.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Maybe you get embarrassed. I love telling people that story.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
It's true. Every time that we go to take a
picture with an artist after and we're standing in front
of that drop down, he'll always say, did you know?

Speaker 20 (12:54):
So?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I have an idea because, as you know, your great
great grandfather, Mahatma Gandhi, he left us with not only
his legacy of love, but also some great slogans, Oh yeah,
to get us through life and to make us think.
But you know what, so has his great great granddaughter
Maya Gandhi. So let's play a little game called who
said it? Gandhi or Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
You can win.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'm sorry to say Gandhi and you kind of win.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now you must say Mahatma or Meida. Oh yeah, you
can say Meda. It's okay, that's okay. Even though it's
pronounced meyda.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yes, may the force be with you.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let's just play here in the room for a second.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
This is going to be the easiest game we've ever all.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, who said it? Mahatma or Meda? I can't date
people who are too nice, but if you happen to
be a sociopath with poor manners and no money, I'm
likely to fall in love. Yes, DANIELI who said this?
Mahatma or Meyo? No, I don't want to hold your baby.

(13:59):
It kind of freaks me out.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
That we should go down in all the quote books.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
By way, you would think Mahatma said that hate the sin,
love the sinner.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Mahatma.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, yes, very good.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Okay, this really is too easy.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Okay, let's go get a contest on the line. Good morning,
is this Tina?

Speaker 21 (14:25):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (14:25):
This is all right?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
So who said it? Gandhi or Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
As you know, we're so proud to have Mayda Gandhi.
I was a member of our family, and that means
I guess if you're a member of our family, then
Mahatma Gandhi is our great great grandfather as well.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yes, all right, so.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm gonna give you a quote. You tell me if
it was Mahatma or a Meido. Okay, okay, my eyes
are so big I can I can see your thoughts.

Speaker 20 (14:56):
I'm guessing yes, very good?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
All right? Who said it, Mahatma Gandhi or Meida Gandhi.
This place is not a democracy. You're not entitled to
your opinion if it bothers me. And of course she
was saying that or he was saying that on why
people who are rude are blocked on social media?

Speaker 13 (15:16):
Who do you think said that?

Speaker 20 (15:18):
I'm gonna go with me.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I wouldn't say about his own Instagram page, and I
know it.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Here's one, here's one. An eye for an eye will
make the whole world blind. Who said that, Mahatma Gandhi
or Meida Gandhi.

Speaker 23 (15:36):
I'm gonna go with There you go.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
We both talked about our arms.

Speaker 23 (15:45):
About I feel like I should know you.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Here's another quote. Who said this, keep the change you
find on the street, Keep the change you find on
the street. Who would have said that?

Speaker 23 (16:03):
I don't think there's much change on the I'm going
to go.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
With mad Yeah, loose, You're a great Greek grandfather wasn't
a greedy bastard.

Speaker 24 (16:10):
She is.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
That's why I'm not a millionaire. He kept no fortune.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Congratulations anymore, you just won.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
It is the easiest conta easiest game in the world.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Tina was great.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Tina was awesome.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
So Danielle who said this happiness is smoking a joint
and a pile of puppies and snacks.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
That'd be gone mad.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
But you don't say a pile of puppies and snacks.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
The other day you get the puppies eye.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's not good.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
No, no, you will to smoke away. Just hold the puppies.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I think I think this game has run its course.
It was a lot of fun. I'm just looking down
some of these beautiful, beautiful quotes from your great great grandfather. Huh,
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with
their dirty feet. But Maya says, I will not let
people walk through my house with.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Their dirty fis right, that's gross.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Mahatma said the best way to find yourself is to
lose yourself in the service of others. Ourmeida says an
ounce of weed costs less in Boston, and it's legal
now in Michigan.

Speaker 25 (17:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Wow, just a few generations did a lot of chance.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, big difference there, huh. But I feel like all
of my quotes are very informative. They are in the
right direction.

Speaker 26 (17:38):
They are don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
All right, scary? What's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 10 (17:45):
So Tyina submitted a phone tap to be played on
her brother in law Stephen. Turns out Stephen had bought
this ring for his girlfriend and he left it at
this jewelry place to be repaired. So I'm going to
call as the jeweler from the store with an update
on the ring.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
What happens to the scariest phone tap? Steven?

Speaker 10 (18:02):
It's Luigi the Onnate Spring shop, and they own, all right, hey,
are you up to speed on what's happening with this ring?

Speaker 25 (18:09):
I said, the girlfriend and handling most of it. I
think she was speaking with her sister about it actually right.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
Now, I think really what you should do is start
over here with this ring and just get a new one.
We have a great selection of rings here at the
shop which you could come look at, because this ring
isn't really worth a whole lot.

Speaker 25 (18:27):
How much is it worth?

Speaker 27 (18:28):
It's but I have an authentication for it.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
It looks like it was one of those cubic Zarconia
jobs bought from the home shopping channel.

Speaker 25 (18:36):
Then higher ring looks like that. Yeah, is it because
the quality of the diamonds so far?

Speaker 10 (18:40):
Yeah, I think she deserves a bigger and better diamond.

Speaker 25 (18:44):
You guys had a covert and now and now I
it just seems very any suspicious that you guys just
might be.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Trying to take more money off of Right now, listen,
how much do you love this girl?

Speaker 11 (18:52):
Really?

Speaker 25 (18:53):
Are you thinking this is the thing? You think I'm
doing it to be cheap. I didn't get it a
ring to be cheap. I got it because that's what
I could afford doing it seems like I don't love
my girlfriend or sometime.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't want to come right out and say that.

Speaker 27 (19:04):
Steven's all winning at it right.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Let's face it, the more you love them, the bigger
the ring is going to be.

Speaker 20 (19:09):
No, no, no, not when we have other priorities.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's not the case.

Speaker 25 (19:13):
I'm not just isn't a materialistic women. That's just someone
would love.

Speaker 27 (19:15):
Me for who I am.

Speaker 25 (19:16):
She's not with me because of how much I'm spending
on a ring. Like, that's so rude, and you know
it's rude.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
You don't want her to be embarrassed when she shows
it off to her friends, right.

Speaker 27 (19:24):
No, everyone that she surely who loved it.

Speaker 25 (19:26):
Everyone thought it was a beautiful ring, and no one
questioned whether or not who was regal or anything like that.

Speaker 10 (19:30):
But when they go behind their back, well, yeah, we
got disconnected, Steve.

Speaker 25 (19:36):
That's I din't get disconnected. I hung up on you.
I really don't appreciate the way of conducting yourself. If
you're a professional person, you should know how to conduct
yourself better than this.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Okay, listen, I get paid a lot of money to
do what I do.

Speaker 28 (19:46):
All right, Fine, that's fine.

Speaker 29 (19:47):
I got paid money to do what I do.

Speaker 25 (19:48):
Also be I mean, I'm a lot to be rude
to people that were quitit my service. I'm going to
go buy them and pick up my ring. I'm gonna
have it a praise if it's not the same thing
I gave you guys, and I'll see you guys in
quirt about it.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 10 (19:58):
I'm just gonna squirt some crazy lou in the hall
and then just put the diamond back on.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And because that's pretty much.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
I will be.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Instead of you.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Picking it up, why don't we just have the sanitation
department pick it up, because that's really where it belongs
in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Hello, why you're still there?

Speaker 25 (20:23):
You grown manners a child? We never settled, kindled Stephen.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
All I was saying, was I think.

Speaker 30 (20:34):
Dying.

Speaker 25 (20:35):
If you're good, you shouldn't have it's hard.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Okay, Well, i'll tell you what. I'm going to give
you a gift. It's actually not for me. It's from
your sister in law to be Tina. She's decided to
phone tap you on the radio.

Speaker 31 (20:49):
Stephen, This is scary Jones, mel in the Morning Show,
you got phone tapped.

Speaker 18 (21:01):
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Speaker 26 (21:04):
Todays the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Show, Straight Nate. So I need straight Nate, Straight Nate. Hello,
aging straight Nate.

Speaker 32 (21:23):
I need.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
We're talking about your pubic hair. Get off the phone.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
What's that, Elvis?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
We're talking about your pubic hair? So straight Nate? Actually,
oh you're talking about that? Did you do it? You
actually went outside and trimmed your your hair yet.

Speaker 33 (21:38):
Okay, so there's some backstory. So normally I do it
in hotels. Scotty B taught me.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
How to do this.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's expensive.

Speaker 33 (21:46):
So I put a towel around my waist yesterday, and
I realized my neighbor, who I only really have one
neighbor that can see into the backyard. There was no
car in the driveway, and I'm pretty sure nobody was home.
So I just went into the backyard and a secluded
spot and removed the towel. Because you don't want to
wear pants because then it's just going to get all
in the pants, you.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Know, in your backyard with your junk out. What what's
the big deal? It's my backyard.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I just as long as no one's watching its bat there,
as long as the kid's playing hopscotch.

Speaker 33 (22:16):
There's no kids playing the games behind us. Haven't been
in their backyard for twenty years. It's all overgrown on
the swing set and stuff. I mean, there's nobody back there.
So I just moved the towel and I had my
electric rechargeable trimmer, and I just.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I was done in about three minutes.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Did you do did you do it in a shape
of like a topiaria and scissorhand. I do a number
two and I just beg your pardon. Backyard is all
sorts of action number two on the trimmer. Yeah, I
tell you what. We'll get into this in a minute.
I don't know, maybe we should do.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Said, he's pretty sure the neighbors weren't home like in
that scenario. Pretty sure is not sure enough, Nate, Well, my.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Favorite part is your brand in the neighborhood. And they're like, okay,
here comes the Nate Marino family.

Speaker 33 (23:07):
If these neighbors only knew what I actually do in
my backyard, they wouldn't they would be moving.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Does a Nate shave in the woods? All right?

Speaker 33 (23:14):
By the way, Just to clarify, I guarantee I'm not
the only person that does this. Nobody wants to get
those things all over their bathtub or bathroom.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I've an idea for you. Stephanie has a great idea
only twenty four Stephanie, Hi, Hey, welcome to the show.
It's good to have you here. You doing okay?

Speaker 23 (23:31):
Oh yeah, this is amazing.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well, this is amazing what you're about to tell everyone?
Give Nate your tip on how you clean up after
your husband when he shaves.

Speaker 23 (23:42):
Yeah, so well he shaves his head, So I shave
his head, and then I'm like drop trials. I'm gonna,
you know, shave the junk in the garage.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 23 (23:54):
Then then then when we're all done, I blow him
off with the leaf blower, and then I blow the
scraps out of the garage with.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
The Yeah no, there's like pubes floating around in the neighborhood,
I know, but.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
With a clean garage. And thank you for finishing all
those sentences with the leaf blower. Well you have to,
you know, yeah, exactly, Well, go ahead and see, no fuss,
no must. And then it just kind of goes out
into the grass. Right, there's grass out front. Is that
where it's going.

Speaker 13 (24:27):
Yeah, it just disappears.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
And then when you mow the grass the next time,
it just cuts it up into little bit hair shards.

Speaker 20 (24:36):
Yup, yup.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Something kind of creepy to me being naked in your garage.
I don't know, I would rather be in your backyard.
You're naked in your backyard.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I would rather be in my backyard than in my
garage with no pants on.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't know. Does that seem weird to anybody? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
No, you're you're covered by four walls. If the door
is down right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 23 (24:54):
You shut the door and then you open it.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Gandhi has an idea for a new invention. She's always
making ahead.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Yes, Gandhi, I hope that we can copyright trademark this immediately.
But why don't we invent a buzzer that has a
little vacuum suction thing that sucks the hair into it
as you're shaving.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's called the flow.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
If they have that, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Can you get the around you're junk.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I wouldn't put it anywhere near my junk.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Maybe it don't make it bigger all that?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, thank you, thank you for the sucking sounds here
to please, then you're always here to contribute and please.
Oh my god, what's scary?

Speaker 10 (25:36):
I compare shave ole your body hair off outside to
throwing a banana peel in your yard too. It's all compost.
It all is good. It's all part of the circle
of life is hair compost. I don't know how hair
breaks down. It's the ecosystem.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
No hold on.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
If one of your neighbors are painting their house and
you blow your pubes in the air. It's going to
stick to the side of their house.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Man, they don't want that.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
They're gonna have a whole painted wall of like textured
painted pube hair.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You know, we don't want that.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Or if they have a pool and it goes.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
In the pool, it's like peeing in the ocean, you know.
I think it disperses enough where it's not going to
really harm anyone. You're good.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
But could you imagine walking by someone's garage and they're
just leaf blowing something out, and all of a sudden
you got a little hair stuck to your face.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
This is true. Hey, Stephanie, do we lost her? Just okay, Stephanie,
I for one think it's a great idea. Shave your
husband and blow it out the front of the garage.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
It's all good. O. What a flying by a bird's.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Gonna get a hair in his mouth. It's okay, Thank you, Stephanie.
Thank you. Have a great day. Yeah, I'm in I
don't know why when it has to be so negative.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
I don't hear.

Speaker 33 (26:48):
I don't hear anybody you're coming up with any better
ideas about how to shave your pubes?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
What about over your toilet?

Speaker 33 (26:53):
Neat sprattling a toilet. That stuff gets everywhere, Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
In a shower.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Wait, how long do you let it go?

Speaker 34 (27:00):
Then?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Like you get that it's not a few months.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Okay, I'm not going to get into details here, but
I I have to I need to like have a
way to dispose. And I'm not saying because I let
it go for a year. It's because you know, I'm
a guy. I want to take it off my chest
and off my legs. I want it all gone. So
that's a lot of hair. So enough of this, let's
talk to Julie Julie Online twenty two. Hello Julie, Julie.

(27:29):
Hello Julie. So you're calling about Stephanie who likes to
use use the uh blow, the leaf blower to blow
her husband's hair out of the garage. What is your suggestion?

Speaker 23 (27:42):
Why does she just sweep it into a dust pan?

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Oh, there is a dust pan. I guess we overlooked that.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 33 (27:48):
I don't wonder how many pubes this guy has that
she has to use a leaf blower like that's that's
got to be an extraordinary amount of the.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Thing about the leaf blower is it's like bam and
it's done.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
You know, it's like the kind of.

Speaker 35 (28:01):
I mean, the are going to get all over her
driveway and all over the r I mean, it's it's disgusting.

Speaker 23 (28:08):
And what if it's just rained, They're just gonna stick.

Speaker 32 (28:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
But you know what I will say in scaries defense
about nature of this texture, says, hey, the birds will
use the pubic hairs to build new nests. I don't know.
Thank you, Julie, Julie, I think your answer is just
too obvious. We overlooked that, we overlooked the simple way

(28:33):
to do it. All right, Julie, thank you your genius.
Have a great day.

Speaker 13 (28:36):
Okay, oh you too.

Speaker 35 (28:38):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, everyone says using just put it down the drain
and use draino. So what so, froggy draino actually melts hair?
Is that what it does?

Speaker 9 (28:47):
Somebody told me that a plumber told me that there
is a certain kind of drain or like professional strength
or something that actually.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Dissolves of the hair.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
The acid or whatever is in it does help the
hair dissolve. That's why it works so well. I don't
think it.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Why don't you just just get rid of the middle
man and just rubbed draino on your on your hair,
on your because.

Speaker 9 (29:05):
I'm gonna go out on a lemon. Say, that's pretty
bad for your skin. Probably just caussing.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
To solve it right away.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Have some moisturizer ready to go? All right, good God,
all right, enough enough enough? Have we had enough of this? Yes, Nate, Nate,
you go ahead. You keep shaving your pubes in your backyard.
The neighbors are gonna be okay with it.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
On it.

Speaker 33 (29:27):
Hey, listen, it's my body, it's my backyard. You know,
I feel like it's probably the safest place to do it.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Love that you're the new guy in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Listen, says Brody says, just lay down in the living
room and let the roomba do its job. O.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
Gosh, see, when we moved into our house, we had
naked guy who did everything naked. He walked outside to
get the mail naked, barbecued naked. So when you move out,
they're gonna go, oh, pube guy.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Hold on, there's another way to get rid of your
your hair on the front is barbecue naked on melt
right off.

Speaker 25 (30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (30:03):
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Morning show, Elvister Rands After Party, a podcast we record
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Speaker 27 (30:23):
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Speaker 6 (30:37):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I don't know where I got this. Ap signs that
you're a flake. Do you think that you could qualify
as being a flake when it comes to certain things?

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Certain things?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I'm sure, So I went down the list. I'm thinking, Okay,
let me see how many of these things apply to me,
and maybe you should play along as well. Signs a
flake who people cannot rely on. Number One, you arrive
late to everything.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I don't do, Yeah, everything.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I mean, don't you have? And I know we have
a mutual friend or two, but I know we have
other people in our own circles, outside the circle who
are late every single time. I mean, it's just a
known fact.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
It's infuriating. I find it rude. My sister is one
of these people, and her response is that she's optimistic
and that is why she's late to everything.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
There faster, okay, but she never does right. Never Signs
you're a flake. Your non committal, Like you never commit
to anything. If someone says, hey, can we we're having
a dinner party? You never ever commit, You're like, and
you wait until sometimes later, well i'm too Yeah, I'll
have to let you know. Or maybe there's nothing wrong

(31:54):
with saying that.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Well, I guess, Hey, have.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
You ever been invited to a dinner or something and
you you really want to ask?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Well, who else is going to be there?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's the right there, I know, but it's it's so obvious, right,
it's I mean, because they're in this make or break
there are people that they are friends with.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
I don't want to hang out with absolutely, but I
do have one person I can ask that too, and
she knows right away.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Sometimes even before I ask, she'll give me the list.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
She'll say, Hey, by the way, going to be oh uh,
ways that you could be considered a flake. You're always
keeping your options open. You know, sometime you feel stressed
about all the options you have at your disposal. You'd
like to leave things to the last minute because you
have that grass is always greener on the other side
syndrome going on. Yeah, I guess that kind of falls

(32:43):
in place with the noncommittal thing totally you always fall
behind with deadlines. See this is why I never create deadlines.
And you know deadlines, especially in the workplace, in a
professional atmosphere, people say, okay, I need this done. I
need it done by five pm to day. The big
thing here at a iHeart is end of business day.

(33:05):
It must be done by the end of the business
day today.

Speaker 32 (33:08):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, it's a floating timeline, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Can we let them like who's business day in China?
It might still be going.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Ways that you could perceive be perceived as a little flaky.

Speaker 36 (33:19):
You.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You're very quick to make promises. Sometimes you don't stop
and think about what you're promising to do and get
done right. How about spontaneity. Sometimes spontaneity makes other people nervous.
Look Spontanady's fun, right, Like oh, let's just let's let
let's just go to the important catch a flight out
of here. Where are we going? I don't care, yes,

(33:41):
let's just well. It drives other people into an anxiety,
a high level of anxiety, like, well, they have kids,
they have to make plans, they have to do like
scary gets mad and his friends who are married with kids. Hey,
hey man, let's go let's go out and have dinner tonight.
Well I can't. Oh man, you always say no. Well,
I know they have to get a babysitter.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
There's things they gotta do, ask some like ten minutes.
That's where he's walking out the door.

Speaker 10 (34:01):
I'm the king of last minute because in my world
I can make those snap decisions.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
And just go well no, But you gotta keep you
on it. It's not just your world when you involve
other people.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
Right, But does that make me a flake?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yes, you come not a flake, but you come across
as being a little a little much, a little bit.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
I get it.

Speaker 11 (34:20):
You're in the same boat.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, you're not easy to trust you. Now, what is this?
Let me It might urge your feelings when people say
that they can't trust you, but it makes sense, especially
if you said you'd be there for them, but then
at the last minute, how about a rain check? Can
we do this another time? Okay?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
You say yes when you really don't want to do things. See,
I'm guilty of that.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
I think we've all been there.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You say yes, you're like uh, and then you find
that last minute excuse to get out of it. All right,
I don't know what about you, Like, what's your weakness
that you wish you could or you should focus in
on and try to fix.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Probably the committal thing. I'm really noncommittal about everything in
my life, even you know, when it comes to work,
signing contracts and stuff, I sweat. I'm like, oh, how
many years come on? I don't know what I'm gonna
be doing by then. But I think I should be
a little more committal with things and just say yes
and then be excited about the thing I said yes
to instead of looking at it like a sentence.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well, I'm in the committal bandwagon as well, because a
lot of times, you guys know, people ask me, oh,
can you come do this? You want to go to
this party? I'm like, no, I don't even think about it.
It's like, nah, I'd rather not and I don't want
to commit to that. And maybe it's the last minute.
If you have room for me, maybe I'll go. That's
not good for you if you're planning out a table
setting or something that's right you Froggy.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
Definitely procrastination, Oh god, yes, mine's procrastination. Like for example,
with work, like emails, they pile up and then before
I'm like you know what, I'll answer that email later.
I'll answer that email later, and then I don't want
to get back to it, and then it's last minute
and I'm trying to burn through them all.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I need to get better about that.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Okay, But the deadline thing, when people give you a deadline,
don't ask me about it until the deadline comes, because
I will wait until that deadline and then drop everything
I need to do at that time, and people get
really stressed. Well, the deadline is tomorrow. I'm like, right,
and it's today. Why are you asking this?

Speaker 7 (36:12):
It's do homework and your assignments or reports. They most
kids wait till the very last minute to get it
done and hands it in like very rare.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Do kids work ahead?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You know I'm an old kid. Then I'm the same way.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
It really does feel good when you do it ahead
of time and get it done.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
I wouldn't know. I have no idea you do.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
What does that feeling feel like? Wait, Daniel, what about you?

Speaker 37 (36:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Same thing like just like saying I want to do something,
saying yes, and then leading up.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
To it, humming and hunging about it. Why did I
say yes? I shouldn't have said yes?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
And then and then I wind up going and enjoying
myself and having a good time.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
So that was cool.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
My thing with Alex is I'll say, hey, x y Z,
they invited us to their house this tonight for a
dinner party. Okay, let's go, and then he'll get home
from work.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Na, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Nay, that means. That means that puts me in the middle.
Now I have to call them and come up with
an excuse name.

Speaker 10 (37:05):
Yeah, scary mine is RSVP for a wedding because I
wait to the very last minute and then beyond the deadline,
well beyond the deadline.

Speaker 11 (37:13):
Yes, I hate going to weddings, so it's like, oh
my god, what's my answer going to be?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
And then I usually wind up going, But I you know.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
That's monstrous, man, I tell them too late. Yeah, sorry, But.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
If you don't want to go, don't go. I mean
it gets to the point where if you just don't
want to go, be absolute about it, don't don't like.
I think the whole point of that that one on
this list is commit commit to doing it or commit
to not doing it, just and just once you commit
either way, stick with it.

Speaker 11 (37:38):
Right Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah. Tanisha Online twenty has a suggestion for all of
us when people invite us somewhere. Yes, Tanisha, help us
out with this.

Speaker 38 (37:46):
Yeah, so I have the best response for when someone
asks to come out somewhere. I always say, oh, that
sounds fun, So I'm not necessarily committing to it. But
I also don't want to shoot down their plans so
they feel bad about, you know, me not being interested
in going.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
If you if I asked, Tanisha, if I said, Hey,
we're getting together for dinner tonight, if you told me
that sounds fun, I think I would assume you were
going to be there. Is that wrong? Maybe maybe I shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Think that, Maybe you shouldn't.

Speaker 38 (38:17):
I'm just letting you know that it sounds like a
fun plant, but I'm not telling you that I'm going
to be there.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, I agree, I totally agree.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
If I say to somebody that sounds awesome, it doesn't
mean I'm committing to go.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
That sounds like a commitment to me.

Speaker 33 (38:33):
Can I just point out Elvis does this all the
time in the most when.

Speaker 11 (38:38):
Scary because he almost having a party.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Hey, that sounds like a great time, have a blast.

Speaker 32 (38:43):
Now.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
My favorite line is, hey, tell her when I said hello.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
But he leaves to think he's going because he's like,
have a great time. Tell him, I said, hi, but
if you were to just leave it, Oh my gosh,
that sounds like a great time. I love to see
your ass there.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, Tanisha, I don't know. Ts you be at dinner tonight.

Speaker 38 (39:00):
I'm telling you right now, I'll tell you why Elvis,
that sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
There you go, all right to these Thank you for
listening today. We appreciate your controversial.

Speaker 10 (39:13):
That's as brilliant as it is offensive. By the way,
would people do that that you think that they're committing
but they're not.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
It's like, what was it? What was the other line
that Lee Schrager used.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
The other day?

Speaker 5 (39:23):
When somebody says or shows you a picture, you're supposed
to be like, well, that isn't that something?

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Yes, exactly, when you don't like something, something that.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Something, which could be like that's crap or that's right, great,
I'm not going to commit either way, Like pictures.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Of people's children. He's like, oh that's something.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Oh, that's something. Look at that.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Ell mister now, mister Oran. In the morning show.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
In the Morning show, you know, our auction manager. Andrew
is doing something that I'm a little uncomfortable with. What
can you commit from? You have a seat option manager?

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Andrew?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Can you turn his microphone on? I don't know how
this thing works. No, it's Garrett seat. What are you doing?
That's it's you're taking a room seats So you know,
we're waiting for coach to boy Josh to return from vacation.
So I asked him, Andrews, and Andrew, do you have
you heard from Josh? Is he close? So Andrew goes
on his phone and he's tracking Josh.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Do you have three sixty on Josh?

Speaker 16 (40:24):
No, it's to find my friend feature on iPhone. Well,
I share my location with a whole bunch of friends.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, I have time too, So he says he knows
where we all are at all times.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
What, Well, I'm not all of you.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I thought it was a little a little odd that
you you're you're tracking me?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yes, and but.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You know what it's.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
It's I just need to know where.

Speaker 16 (40:45):
People are, like with you specifically, Let's say I don't
even know where I am.

Speaker 8 (40:51):
Well, let's say.

Speaker 16 (40:52):
We're going someplace and I need to know your et
A for me. I just like saying, oh, he's on
his way. That is it helps me out? Is that bad?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I don't think he's that bad. I mean I think
you should have let me know that you're tracking. You
went on my phone and turn it on without me knowing. Yes,
I mean it's like it's I'll just find that a
little odd. You know, it's just a sneaky little subscription.

Speaker 16 (41:15):
You just go boop boop, and then he will gotcha, how.

Speaker 11 (41:18):
Do I boom?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, I'll take your phone and then I'll.

Speaker 11 (41:23):
Be boop and then you're done.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
You're such a liar.

Speaker 25 (41:26):
It off?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Shut it off?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yea, yeah, because.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
You know if he looks at you say I'm ten
minutes out and he looks.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
At it and goes, no, he's not, he's twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I just find it a bit creepy.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
It's important though. I have a couple of friends that
will tell me they're on the way to things and
I'm like, you're not on the way. Share your location
right now, drop me a pin.

Speaker 16 (41:43):
Well, I share locations with you and Diamond when we
were at the uh off.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
The Great Trip, I need to know where you guys were,
and then fine, I don't mind dropping a pin at
least drop a pin. At least I know that I
sent it to you.

Speaker 11 (41:54):
Did you get that?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Everybody? Everybody call her?

Speaker 34 (41:56):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (41:57):
Right here here?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Oh Jamie, Hi, Jamie, Hi, good morning, Good morning Jamie.
Do you have friends that track me? Well, hello, lady.
Do you have friends that track you on their iPhone
without you knowing it? Is that a little creepy?

Speaker 19 (42:12):
Ah?

Speaker 29 (42:13):
I'm an android person, so nobody's tracking me.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
So Jamie?

Speaker 16 (42:23):
Oh, okay, okay, Andrew, you ain't leave no, okay, Well
I'll know where you are.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
So Jamie, you send a text? What was your question?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (42:32):
So I heard the song everybody, everybody and it just
the guy in the background, the guy, and.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
You say that that's you? Is that really you?

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Is that really you?

Speaker 19 (42:41):
Okay?

Speaker 39 (42:42):
I am.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I am in the song everybody, everybody, that's really you.
But I'm not the guy who goes ow. I'm the
guy that goes pooh, yes here, that's not me, not me.

Speaker 18 (43:01):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
That's that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I have a question. What's that?

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Did you just do that once and they looped it?
Or did you do that every single time?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I was in the studio for hours?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, Okaying, how many different ways can you do?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Tried to try to keep it consistent.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Are you paid for the song in royalties?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
You get royalties.

Speaker 40 (43:28):
I happily paid that. That's not me, Jamie.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
He's got a bridge.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
He wants to sell you as.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
How do you know that's not him?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Come on, you know that's.

Speaker 16 (43:48):
I was, like, you know what I have I been
being had all these years?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Not him, Like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I was a part of here.

Speaker 24 (44:06):
Mamie.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You have a great day.

Speaker 41 (44:07):
I love you. We have like a list of things
we should be doing, and we're not doing any of them.

Speaker 26 (44:20):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Tappened, daniel Yes, sorry, just comes from Helen.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
She's my husband, Delcho and I own many solid creations.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Let's call him, tell him.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
That the electricity is not working at one of the
stores and he will flip out.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Let's listen into your phone, tap hit it, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (44:40):
Hello, honey, yeah, yeah, the power went out in the store. Uh,
the whole store. I can't get the lights to come on.
And I called on and I've got the lady on
the phone and she's saying we didn't pay our bill.

Speaker 37 (44:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (44:54):
I really don't know what to do. You need to
talk to the lady. She's on the line.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
I can't Hello. Hello, Hello, Hello, This is Marianne from
Milan and Hi.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
How are you?

Speaker 17 (45:06):
I'm doing good. I paid it through my online banking.
They took it out because I never got a bill. Okay,
we took it out of my account.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Two forty six thirty six is still owed.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
Don't kill the food is gonna go bad?

Speaker 32 (45:19):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (45:20):
Can I pay for it right now? I mean, because
I really I paid for what was old.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
You can, but it's gonna take twenty four hours for
it to be reset.

Speaker 17 (45:30):
So what you're telling me is I'm gonna go out
of business for twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Unfortunately, that's the rules of good Lord.

Speaker 17 (45:36):
I'm gonna you can't do this to me. Can I
go somewhere and pay this please?

Speaker 7 (45:39):
We did send you numerous bills in the mail saying
that there was two forty six thirty six over.

Speaker 17 (45:43):
Oh I never got that. I just got what they
told me on the phone, and I went and I
paid it on the on the phone.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
What did it look like?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Hold on one second, let me see if I can
figure this out.

Speaker 17 (45:52):
Hold on, yeah, please, honey, I don't.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
I don't know what to do. All the food is
going bad. It's already defrosting everything.

Speaker 17 (45:58):
I'll be quiet for that, just bet for that. I
don't want to talk to you about that. I need
to get the lecture turned on, please, honey.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
Hello, Hello.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Unfortunately, it's going to be at least three days, they're
telling me before the electric can be turned back on
three days.

Speaker 17 (46:12):
I'm gonna go out.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
Of business, sir.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
I mean I can't help you. I mean, if you
don't pay your bills, this is what happens.

Speaker 17 (46:18):
I know, but I never got to fill Please, please,
can I talk to your boss?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I can't hold on?

Speaker 17 (46:24):
Oh god, what am I gonna do?

Speaker 5 (46:27):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Coolers aren't on.

Speaker 17 (46:29):
I mean, do you understand that the cools on on? Allan?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Don't kidding?

Speaker 17 (46:33):
Of course they're not going to be on where you're
going on that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
So well, I'll just serve the food.

Speaker 17 (46:39):
Yeah, but you have no lights on? So what No,
we got to get a generator and until they turn
it on, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (46:44):
I can't believe you said this.

Speaker 17 (46:47):
We're going to close the store down for three days.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
My closed door for three days. Why would you do that?

Speaker 32 (46:52):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Why would you do? You have no power?

Speaker 11 (46:54):
Are you going to run the store with no power?

Speaker 8 (46:57):
Well, we'll just serve the food.

Speaker 17 (46:59):
You can't you're gonna because if you can't serve warm food,
alphophone will come down?

Speaker 28 (47:03):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 35 (47:04):
Well?

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Can't we just put ice on the bottom of it?

Speaker 28 (47:07):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (47:07):
I need to take care of this.

Speaker 8 (47:09):
We'll just forget about it then. I mean, it is
what it is. What are we gonna do? It is
so we lose some money, big deal? What are we
gonna do?

Speaker 20 (47:15):
Are you serious?

Speaker 31 (47:16):
Helen?

Speaker 17 (47:17):
Why are you acting weird like this? This is very strange, Honey.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
I think I may have threw that stuff out. I
think they were sending it here. What they were sending
it to the store? And I think I threw it out.
I realize what.

Speaker 28 (47:29):
It was, Helen.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
How can you do this to me?

Speaker 42 (47:33):
I didn't know what do you mean you did know?

Speaker 17 (47:36):
Helen?

Speaker 37 (47:37):
How can you not know?

Speaker 8 (47:39):
They were just coming in like little pamphlets. I didn't
know what it was. I threw where did you get
them here at the store?

Speaker 17 (47:46):
And you would you, Helen?

Speaker 11 (47:47):
It's gonna destroy us?

Speaker 29 (47:48):
Do you understand.

Speaker 17 (47:50):
I can't believe.

Speaker 40 (47:51):
This classic Hello huh hi, he holla.

Speaker 39 (47:55):
Can you explain to her?

Speaker 17 (47:56):
Because I don't know either my wife. I don't know, Helen,
explain or to this to us? Why did you throw
him out?

Speaker 13 (48:01):
Why?

Speaker 8 (48:02):
I don't know. It just didn't look like anything to me.

Speaker 17 (48:04):
Did you open it up?

Speaker 29 (48:06):
Helen?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
No, I didn't even open it up.

Speaker 17 (48:12):
My leg is shaking right now.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Can you hold on second?

Speaker 39 (48:14):
Hold on?

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Yeah, yeah, Well, this guy is saying that he never
got the bill, and his stupid wife.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Is saying that she got it, but she thought it
was JUN don't know.

Speaker 8 (48:23):
She was uns calling me stupid.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
It says right hello, right on the cover it said
last year she is hello that Oh no.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
It's junk bill.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
I just in the garbage. I'm not doing anything for them.

Speaker 17 (48:36):
Hey hello, hello, hello, Yes, yeah, what's your name?

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Mary Anne?

Speaker 17 (48:40):
Mary Anne? Can I speak to your supervisor? You were
just talking to I.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Wasn't speaking to anybody.

Speaker 17 (48:46):
Yeah, you were just calling my wife an idiot.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I never would call your wife an idiot.

Speaker 32 (48:50):
I listen.

Speaker 17 (48:51):
Can I speak to your supervisor you were just talking
to I heard everything you just said about my wife.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I swear I wasn't saying anything about anybody.

Speaker 28 (48:57):
I just had you.

Speaker 21 (48:58):
I told him my wife.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Are you hearing things?

Speaker 32 (49:00):
Sir?

Speaker 17 (49:01):
You gotta be kidding me?

Speaker 36 (49:03):
Full of it?

Speaker 17 (49:03):
Honey, you know I'm shaking over here. I want to
talk to your supervisor right now that you were just
talking to.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Well, my name is Danielle. You can just talk to me. Yeah,
well I changed my name.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
It's actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
You got phone tapped?

Speaker 17 (49:22):
Why, Hellen, why would you do this something stupid like that?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
She wants to play a joke on That's stupid.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Hell that is stupid.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I'm sorry, I gotta go.

Speaker 32 (49:31):
I'm busy.

Speaker 17 (49:32):
I'm in the middle of a meeting.

Speaker 13 (49:33):
He how can you do you?

Speaker 8 (49:35):
I set up that meeting with Jeff.

Speaker 31 (49:38):
You made me cut up all the way over here
for this, kidding me.

Speaker 17 (49:41):
I did my god, I can't believe this. You guys
are crazy.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Elvis Duran's phone time.

Speaker 18 (49:49):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all party.

Speaker 26 (49:52):
See Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
You know, one of the most difficult things to do
is to apologize to someone for something you did a
while back. It really is. I mean, as you know,
the longer you wait to apologize to someone, the more
difficult it is to do it. Yes, but I got
to tell you. If you come to me and say, hey,
last year, I X y Z and I'm so sorry,

(50:33):
I just want to let you know, and it's been
bothering me. I want to just clear the air and
tell you I'm very sorry that happened. I made a mistake.
You know what that tells me? Well, even though it's
a year later, it tells me you've had a year
to think about it.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
And you know what, And I think that's an even
stronger apology I do. If I just say something and
you're like, oh you dumbasic? How dare you say that? Elvis?
And I go, oh god, I'm sorry. That's an immediate
apology and I may just be doing it just to
shut you up, even though I don't really want to
tell you I'm sorry. But if it's a year later,
that's actually kind of special that you're apologizing. I think.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
No, I don't know if I feel that way. I
feel like, what do you want? What have you been
thinking about for a year that you now need me
to do for you. That's how I think about it.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Hey, Frankie, what are you chewing on? I hear you
chewing on plastic.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I'm trying to fix. I'm trying to fix this cup
back to the way it was.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
With your teeth.

Speaker 9 (51:24):
Yeah, but I'm trying to think there's certain things that
I need an apology right away for, and then there
are certain things that if it's bothered you for a year,
then that does it gains you a little? Like you
know what, I'm glad it bothered you, and now your
apology means a lot more.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Okay, so, oh that's good.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
To write back. I'm glad it bothered you.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
No, you don't write that back. No, you don't. Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Look even okay, let's say it's like five years later,
even and they say, god, you know what, I've been
thinking about what happened five years ago?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
And I'm not that's too long.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
No, No, I don't think so an apology is an apology.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
You don't think that there are some apologies that you
just don't have to accept. Like, Okay, you're sorry, and
I get it. That's great. You're sorry, but we're not friends.
You don't need to be part of my life. We
don't need to have a conversation about this.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Well that's if you choose to keep them out of
your life because you prefer life without them. And I
get that. Okay, So has someone apologized to you or yes? Okay,
So who was it?

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Well I can't really give out any details, but it
was somebody who I believe crossed me in a horrible
way about a year ago. And then this person reached
out and said, it's been a year and I was
thinking about what happened, and I would like to say
I don't like how it unfolded and that's not how
I would like to operate, and blah blah. But I'm
kind of like, eh, whatever.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Okay, Well, if you're ready to move on, I get that.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Yeah, I mean I moved on a long time ago.
I'm over it. I just I feel like, why do
we have to have this conversation now?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Well, because you don't want to invest any of your
bandwidth to this person anymore.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Yeah, I'm like, you're out of my life. Just stay there. Yeah, yeah,
stay on that side. But as Froggy said, I'm glad
it bothered you. Okay, I don't you learned a lesson.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Because I got an apology once from a very dear
friend saying, you know what, I've thought about what you
said two years ago about what I did, and I
get it now. It makes sense to me. So I
don't know what happened in those two years and why
it took so long, But a two year thinking about
something for two years, Yeah, I'm impressed with that.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
I think it must have been bothering them.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
I agree. It takes a lot to apologize. I suck
it apologizing. I'm really not good at it. But also
I just think that every now and then there's not
a conversation that we need to have about this.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
My favorite is to pick up the phone, Hey, how
are you doing? Hey, I haven't talked to you so long, Elvis.
I want to say something. I know that I used
to drink heavily and I was not in my right
mind when I was drunk. I'm now in the program,
and as you know, part of my steps I need
to call people and make amends. I'm calling to say
I'm sorry. And that's happened several times with me because

(53:59):
while I have a lot of friends and we all party.
We lived through the eighties. Hello, you know what I'm saying.
And so I was like, you know, congratulations. I think
that's so cool that you called and did that. It's
a part of that twelve step program.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Yeah, that process.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
You're so much bigger than me.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Why No, I know, But that's different. That's a sub
that was a substance abuse, and that's something they needed
to do. But you don't think your friend was going
through substance abuse.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
No, I think this person was just being a giant
b I t H right?

Speaker 41 (54:25):
I know?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Did do You sometimes think if they come out of
the wood work and apologize two years later, there they
have an agenda.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Yeah, I'm like, no, you're not getting jingle ball tickets
whatever it is. You know, there are.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
People that I think, in my head, even if they apologized,
I would never accept it.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Oh there's one person. If she apologized and was like
in a near vicinity of me to be speaking, I
would jump across the table and probably pull her hair out.
Wow this one.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Wow Gandhi, Because you know Daniel doesn't Gandhi seem like
a live and let live kind of person. I didn't
know you were so vindictive.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
No, for the most part, I am. But this this,
I'll tell you what the one did. Oh, I think
you'll all be on my side. Okay, so we all
know that I had a boyfriend who passed away. Yes, right,
she was very good friends with him as well. When
he passed away, she didn't show up at anything, not
the funeral, not while we were looking for his body
for three days. Nothing. Then, because it was her birthday,

(55:17):
she but dialed me and purposefully was having a conversation
with someone about how horrible I was for expecting her
to go to his funeral or be there for the
search party, and how I'm selfish, and yeah, he died,
but he's gonna stay dead. It's my birthday and I
only get to celebrate. Oh okay, yeah, let me find
you all pull your hair out.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yeah, and she did the on purpose but dialogue purpose
our lame phone taps. Yeah, you could and talk about
a thing. Oh my gosh, that's why would you ever
even want to even think of forgiving?

Speaker 5 (55:51):
I will not. I will put out her hair. And
it's ugly hair, by the way.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Okay, good morning Sarah, Hi, good morning you right now,
And obviously we said something that like hit a nerve
with you.

Speaker 34 (56:04):
What do you think it, Sarah, I've been through two
experiences in my life that have to deal with forgiveness
and they both shaped me in crazy ways, and it's
hit a nerve when you guys started talking about it.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Okay, well give us an example. What do you think?

Speaker 34 (56:19):
So the first example is I did something wrong and
I fully admit that I did something wrong, but the
friend in the situation, it's something worse, and I apologize
for my part in it. And the only reason that
person apologized back to me is because I apologized, And
it was the kind of apology that you're that you

(56:41):
were saying you only did it because you had two
kinds of things.

Speaker 14 (56:44):
Wow, And that hit a nerve with me.

Speaker 34 (56:49):
In another situation, I was approached with a situation about
a birthday party and I wasn't comfortable going. So I
explained my situation personal reasons, that's why I didn't want
to go, and I explained to them that I would
love to celebrate another way. And then I didn't get
a response for almost four or five months. And when

(57:10):
that person finally responded and apologized for the way she reacted,
I said, thank you for the apology. I really appreciate it,
but I'm not interested in being friends with you anymore.

Speaker 13 (57:19):
Wow, I just don't like what.

Speaker 34 (57:21):
You did to me, and it really hurt me, and
it's forgiveness and having to think about that. It's completely
changed the way I've acted friendships, relationships, everything. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
You know what, You just said something that made me
think I if you say something that really hurt me,
and I tell you it hurt me that you said that,
that means obviously I still like you and expect more
from you.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Yep, that's true.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
But if someone is just if you're so ready to
write someone off and just kick them off your radar,
it doesn't even hurt. They didn't even hurt me any
I'm like done. I just I'm not even who another
thing you said hurt me.

Speaker 34 (58:00):
It had hurt in the moment, definitely, but then after
I had the months to think about it and discuss
it with my friends and my family, it was like,
I can't expect it anymore. She did this and it
obviously didn't hurt for her to do this. Goodbye, it
doesn't hurt me anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Done, I got it. Listen, Sarah, thank you for listening.

Speaker 34 (58:15):
To us and much I've been listening for over twenty years.
This is insane to me.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Hope, I don't say something to piss you off, thank
you very much. I don't know, Yes, Froggy.

Speaker 9 (58:26):
I believe it's how you deliver an apology. Like if
you just say sorry, sorry is not enough. Like there
needs to be adjectives and words in front of the
word sorry that let me know that you really are
truly sorry.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
If you say with that attitude voice.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Sorry, sorry, you're not sorry at that point.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I'm sure you feel that way. I'm sorry, you know
another one is with me. By the time you come
to apologize to me. I'm at a part in my
life where I've probably have already written you off no offense.
But I'm if I haven't talked to you in months,
you're not even in my right in my world, so
you don't even know me an apology. Have a nice day, exactly.

(59:04):
And I'm not trying to be in an ahole. I'm
just that's just the way it is. And I'm going
to tell you through life experience. The older you get,
as I'm getting older, the less you tolerate other people
in them trying to find themselves in this year. You know,
you may be struggling, and during your struggle you leave
a trail of destruction by being mean to friends and

(59:26):
being reckless with their feelings. I don't have time for you.
I'm done. I'm so much happier just eliminating you from
my world rights letting it go?

Speaker 10 (59:36):
Does it mean less if you apologize when you're drunk.
Some people want to apologize, but it's awkward, so they
maybe just take the edge off, because half.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
The time you don't remember what you did.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
When you don't mean it, nobody could be meaning.

Speaker 11 (59:49):
It just.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
Gets you.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I think if you're gonna have a serious conversation with me,
let's let's do it. Yeah, and then if we like
the outcome, then we'll get drunk. You know what was
the lady who wrote the book about cleaning out your closet.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Marie Condo?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Yes, you know what. I really think that should be
what you do with people. I agree, tidy up?

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
If you find a blouse in your closet and it
doesn't bring you joy, you should get rid of it.
You know, if a person doesn't bring you joy, if
you are not nourished by what they bring to their
relationship as you should be nourishing them and you're maybe not,
then what a waste of time?

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
One hundred percent. I even apply that method to like
my Instagram people I follow. I'll go through every now
and then and be like, this does not spark joy? Unfollow?

Speaker 43 (01:00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I mean, am I being just a no?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
It's so important to do that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
Life is too short to surround yourself by people that
don't spark joy. Right, Really, you don't know what's going
to happen tomorrow. It should be a you know, you
should be surrounded by light.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
It's true, you get time back, stop wasting it, all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Right, So I'm encouraging everyone go out there and just
douce your friends out. I mean, this town needs an enema.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Do a good Summer's eve.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yes, somers Eat, I'm gonna wash that mantin right out
of my head.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Them on his way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Scary. I know it's kind of a it's a sad
way to look at it, but I would rather spend
my time with myself or with people that I really love.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Timothy Shallow are you kidding me?

Speaker 32 (01:01:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I grew up listening to you. I grew up listening
on the way se Elvis Durant.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Sometimes you guys veer into quote unquote vulgar territories.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
When my dad would say, you know something, I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Listen to it. Really, at Mercedes Benz, there's a reason
they go the extra mile, from testing their vehicles in
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anticipate your needs and preferences on the road. They demand
every car is worthy of their star because it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Elvis ran in the Morning show. This is Alister in
the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I want to talk about this story, Gandhi. Yes, you'll
give the story just quickly if you would.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
It says that unmarried women are healthier and happier than
everyone else in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Okay, now why is this? According to this.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Source, because they can focus on their goals, they take
more risks at work, they don't have feelings of guilt,
being weighed down by family members and what they need
to do for society. They're just living their lives the
way that they want to live them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
All right. Of course, keep in mind Gandhi is a
single female.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Yes, I am all right. I enjoy this research all right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
By the way, Now, keep in mind, research doesn't say
this is the way it is that you just have
to know it's you know, it doesn't. It doesn't apply
to every single person like Daniel, for instance, you seem
to be very very happy with two children.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I wouldn't give it up for the world exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
But you know, because you're stuck. They'll just face it.
You're stuck.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
There are moments where you know, you get upset, but
the pro is outweigh the in my book at least,
and I would not give it up for the world.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
I'm exactly opposite. Like when I have friends over all
the time and I come home, I'm like, oh, you're here,
get out all to myself.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Okay, keep in mind, this is one research project. We're
not pointing fingers and saying anyone is better or worse
than anyone else. Let's just get that out of the way, right.
I don't want to hear any bitching and moan and
let's just look at the research and let's comment on
it again. This is a report about a research study
from a professor that says that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Single women are the happiest group of people on the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Okay, What they did, obviously, is they did the pros
and cons. Obviously the pros outweighed the cons more for
single women than it did for any other subsets. Right,
married women or men or single men, like all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
This isn't just a female thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
This isn't every one thing. Who's the happiest person you're
saying according to this research study?

Speaker 31 (01:03:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Single women?

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Yes, according to the research study, because you are more
likely to take risks at work and follow your dreams,
fulfill the things that you wanted to get done in
your life. It says that you're healthier and you live longer.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Now do they talk about the age of women, Because
I'm thinking if you're if let's say you're in your
late thirties or early forties, it may not apply to
you as much as it would a twenty two year
old woman.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
This does not have an age group.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Yeah, all right, single and happy, single and happy, And.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Danielle seems healthy. She's got guns? Yeah, you got some guns.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Huh. I'm working on it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You do you take good care of yourself?

Speaker 39 (01:04:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 36 (01:04:27):
I try?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
You love your kids? I do you love your husband?
I can't imagine in life without Oh no, okay, and
then nor should you?

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
All right, so with that, but I feel like I
take sometimes more risks because I have them, like with
certain things, because I want to get to that next
goal so that I can provide for them.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
A little bit more, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Financial risks?

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
So sometimes I feel like I, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
So you're not pulling risks on your kids, like no,
letting them eat off the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Now they do that on their own, right, they're boys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
All right, kids, let's go lick the atm.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
Never when my son lick the banister at the at
the subway station.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
That wasn't good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Yeah, anyway, So scary thinks this sort of applies to
guys too. Yeah, you know what, I know, single guys
versus guys who were right the.

Speaker 11 (01:05:13):
Survey was for women. But I'm happier than a pig
and dung right now that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I don't have to that's gross.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Go away, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
If you're gonna use lines like that, just go away happy. Well,
the survey is not for women, it's for everyone again.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Yes, okay, And it actually says opposite of what you
just said. It said men are far far happier in
a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
I read that the other day too. But guys need
to be tethered, they need to be ground.

Speaker 32 (01:05:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Wow, I actually think that's true because if you look at,
you know, couples who get older and one of them
passes away, it seems like women just kind of enjoy it,
say single do whatever. Guys get married again in like
a day, right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
They need maybe less. Yeah, they need to be in
that relationship. They need someone to help them you get
through the day. Hey, Page, how are you doing?

Speaker 23 (01:05:55):
I'm great?

Speaker 15 (01:05:56):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
We're doing well. So you've never you're you've never been
had be being single?

Speaker 14 (01:06:01):
No, I mean I am grown up.

Speaker 15 (01:06:03):
So my parents got divorced and I was like two
or three, and.

Speaker 30 (01:06:05):
They it was pretty it was pretty bad.

Speaker 15 (01:06:08):
So growing up, I've always wanted to have that happy
Ever after, I guess never really felt right being single.
But everybody I dated it was kind of awful too.
So you know, hey, but you know the guy that
I ended up marrying, I mean, he has he just
gets me, you know, and every time I'm with him,
I'm just I'm just very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (01:06:31):
So I just feel like I've finally, you know, finally
found my happiness.

Speaker 19 (01:06:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Oh, good and congratulations. That's awesome and great for you
and anyone else who's experiencing the same thing. But keep
in mind, this is a a This is hard for
some people to get and I know you do though, Uh,
it's a study. We're not talking about everyone. We know
that it doesn't apply to everyone, right, But they're saying
as a whole, being a single female, you have a

(01:06:57):
better chance at happiness than you do in all the
other sectors according to this study.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
That makes sense, now, No, I absolutely diet that.

Speaker 15 (01:07:05):
Like, my best friend is single and she has no
desire to get married ever, and I mean she's happy,
So who cares.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Everybody's different, Yeah, like Gandhi Fri instance.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Yeah, it's just never been something that's on my list.
And I will say I was in a relationship for
a long time and when we broke up, I did
start doing all of the things. I started to take
more risks and care more about myself and I am
happier now than I ever was before.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
So here's my question for everyone, including you, Paige. If
we can learn from this study about how females who
are unmarried and single with no kids are the happiest,
how can we find the things that cause them to
be happy and apply them to our lives if we
have kids, or if we are getting married, or we

(01:07:47):
have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. You know what I'm saying.
I think there's something to be learned about balance, the
risk taking. All right, page, thank you for listening to.

Speaker 15 (01:07:54):
Us, No problem, have a great day, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
I think that the balance is don't forget your because
I think a lot of times when people get married
and they have kids, that you fall into making them
one hundred percent of your life and your priorities, and you
forget about yourself, which maybe is what makes you unhappy.
So if you don't and you continue to do things
like Danielle is and follow your dreams and take the risks,
maybe you still stay happy.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
I always say that if you don't take care of yourself,
it's very hard for you to take care of somebody else. Yeah,
so you cannot neglect yourself. Sometimes it's not easy because
obviously what they're well being and taking care of them,
and take care of your husband or your wife or
whatever that has to come you know first. And you know,
when we go on a trip, I make sure they're
all taken care of before I pack myself or before

(01:08:36):
I take care of what I need, I make sure
that you know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
But that's just the way that think of it this way.
So think of it this way. You get married, and
then those voices in your head like oh my god,
did I say something that made them mad? Or oh
my god, I better do it this way otherwise I'm
going to get hell from them because and maybe I
don't want to go do that, even though I really
love to go do that with my friends, because it'll

(01:08:58):
it'll cause a problem when you start getting into those
inner conversations. I think that's the slippery slope. Will you
stop being yourself? You're with someone who's not allowing you
to be yourself? Yes, and maybe partially your fault. You're
not communicating to them. Hey, I love you, but you
need to understand if you don't let me be me
and take my chances and take my risks, then I'm

(01:09:20):
not going to be good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
Oh that's so important.

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
And also, you fell in love with this me, so
why would I change this me to you know what
I mean like that? It is all about compromise, of course,
but you know this is the person you wanted to
be with So why would you want.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
To change that past?

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Exactly? You got to be you. So what you said
Gandhi is so important. You've got to continue to be
you if you want a relationship to work.

Speaker 9 (01:09:45):
Right, Yeah, Frog, you and Danielle kind of touched on it.
You kind of lose the person that you were that
this person met that made them want to change their
life and be with you and fall in love. And
then you don't become that person any longer because you're
trying so hard to please them that you've lost you
tend to be you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Is It's true?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Though.

Speaker 10 (01:10:04):
I think if you're looking for a balance for married
women that the balance is you need time away with
the girls.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I need time away with the girls. All right, So gosh,
you know what, Okay, think about it. You're in a
relationship because you've been dating this person for a couple
of years now. There's something missing that you miss from
being single, even though you're happy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Being with them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
We just figured it out. You just had an epiphany.
He was like, oh my god, I need to be
more independent, but I can still be in a relationship.
It's about balance. Don't lose yourself. Yes, yes, I'm looking
at you. Yes, yes, straight and eight and a phone
call just come in, Yes I do here we go
we love phone calls. Well, someone's on that line. Hello, Sarah,

(01:10:46):
what's going on?

Speaker 13 (01:10:48):
Hello?

Speaker 30 (01:10:48):
I was just listening and I have to say that
I'm actually much happier and being married my husband. I
had been gathered since for about married for three years
and leave turn the Lord adventures that she's h marry
than I ever wasn't a single.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Why Because it gives you the confidence to go out
there and live your life because you have a partner.

Speaker 30 (01:11:06):
Oh yeah, like he encourages me to be myself. You
always want to go, like, let's go somewhere. We don't
send it before and it's more fun.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
All right there you go. See but you're still.

Speaker 20 (01:11:15):
You oh absolutely don't give up before.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Yeah, you know what, Every once in a while you
got to look at your boyfriend, your girlfriend or your
husband and your wife and say, you know what, you
You're here because I'm excellent.

Speaker 11 (01:11:32):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Come again.

Speaker 26 (01:11:37):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah, this is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Hey Jen, how are you great? How are you Elvis
doing well? Doing well? You know, look you know it
hasn't happened to anyone here in the room, but I
don't see why it's considered that unusual to actually call
the police and have a family member thrown in jail.
And so this happened to you, right, Yes, okay, so
what happened your ex boyfriend?

Speaker 43 (01:12:11):
Yes, my ex boyfriend had stolen my debit card and
I take sixty bucks off, but at the ATM because
he did have he did have the pin number, but
he didn't have my permission to take it. And I
didn't know about this. I found out by trying to
buy something, and and so I asked him if he
did it. He lied to me and told me no,

(01:12:32):
he kept tell him, you know, And so I filed
a report and they ended up finding him on the camera.

Speaker 13 (01:12:38):
At the ATM.

Speaker 43 (01:12:39):
So that's how I guess the banks would go over.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
We forget there's camera, Yeah, there's cameras there.

Speaker 29 (01:12:46):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Wait, So okay, so was he still your boyfriend when
he stole it?

Speaker 36 (01:12:51):
Yes? He was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Now, okay, I know this may sound just kind of
like a stupid question, but were you just looking for
an excuse to get rid of him?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I mean, was it already?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Was it already falling off the cliff anyway, or in like,
oh God, thank goodness, we pend him on the ATMs,
the theft.

Speaker 43 (01:13:08):
I mean, you know, I wish I would have been
smart and left him then, but no, I stayed there
with him for another five years. But now I'm no
longer with.

Speaker 15 (01:13:16):
Him, and.

Speaker 19 (01:13:18):
Stayed with him.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
He stayed with him five years more after he stole
the money here because.

Speaker 43 (01:13:24):
I had with him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Okay, well wait, now how long was he did? He
go away for.

Speaker 13 (01:13:31):
Five years?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Five years? Okay, so we had a relationship until he
got out of prison, and then you were like, you
let him go at least when I always say, I
always say, when when your boyfriend's in prison, at least
you know where he.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Is every night?

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
You know every night, but you know where he is?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, you don't know. They renamed him Sally.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Sorry all right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Jen, Well, thank you for listening to us. Have a
beautiful day to day.

Speaker 43 (01:13:54):
Okay, I think, hey, can I get a T shirt?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
We have any I can steal you?

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
One? Hold on, let's go talk to Matt.

Speaker 24 (01:14:02):
Hey, Matt, Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
We're doing?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Okay, let me see if I get this trade.

Speaker 30 (01:14:06):
Matt.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
First of all, a pleasure having you here. Matt's mom
stole sixty thousand dollars in Matt's wife's name, and now
you have to send her to jail.

Speaker 17 (01:14:18):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:14:19):
Man.

Speaker 24 (01:14:19):
Twenty fifteen, I had broken my back and my wife
became my nurse cause she was my mom's nurse at
the time, so she had to quit being my mom's nurse,
and she kept getting checks on my wife's name up
until twenty eighteen when I finally had the surgery and
I went on disability and we found out through the
disability people, I couldn't get disability because my wife had
an income that we never knew about.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Oh, and your mom was taking it.

Speaker 32 (01:14:43):
Yeah, can you have your mom?

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (01:14:46):
I was a mama's boy growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Well, gosh, so so she's in jail now.

Speaker 24 (01:14:53):
Not yet. We're in the process of it, going through
court and everything right now. But this feelings some time,
and I feel terrible, might feel terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I mean, but have you considered dropping the charges or
is that out of your hands?

Speaker 24 (01:15:05):
It's out of my hand. This's more, it's in the
state's hands now because it was so much. If it
wasn't as much, I wouldn't care because I have to
pay taxes on it and everything.

Speaker 32 (01:15:13):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Oh man, I'm so sorry, because that's the thing if
you have to turn in someone who's in your family,
especially your mom. Oh god, that has to that really
has to grete on you. I'm sorry about that, Matt.
But so how long does mom have to go away
for it? Do we know yet?

Speaker 24 (01:15:28):
She's looking like ten fifteen years?

Speaker 37 (01:15:30):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Is mom talking to her? Are you talking to mom?

Speaker 24 (01:15:35):
She's trying to talk to me. I have a hard
time talking to her because I can't be around her
because I just get angry everything.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 24 (01:15:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
All right, listen, thanks for colling, but you know what, Look,
don't steal sixty thousand dollars from your son. There is that,
all right, Matt, listen, have a great day to day
in best over getting through this.

Speaker 24 (01:15:50):
Okay, thanks for having me. It was a great talking
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
It's a great talking to you too.

Speaker 32 (01:15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
I mean you look we laugh like I always said,
dad to jail. I know, but it's your you said
mom to Jay like it's just Sad's really tough.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Now, who on the show would you send to jail?
And why go?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Well, we know Nate murdered someone, so he's the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
That was my first time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
You're going in there?

Speaker 11 (01:16:10):
Didn't murder anybody?

Speaker 13 (01:16:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
I got it was scary. I don't know why what
did I do? I hear you end up hanging out
with this?

Speaker 9 (01:16:16):
We must send you would do wellen, No, don't answer
the phone.

Speaker 26 (01:16:23):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
All right, Garrett? All right?

Speaker 44 (01:16:27):
So Joanna is playing a phone tap on her husband, George.
George works late, so he comes home in the middle
of the afternoon and he puts in, you know, a
good night's sleep starting at like three, four o'clock in
the afternoon. Joanne's away on business, so she's not around
to wake George up to you know, go do stuff
with the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
So she thought it would be good for us to
wake George up. Wow, it's Georgia heavy sleeper.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Let's see what happens. It's Garrett's phone tap. Let's see
what goes on here. Listen closely.

Speaker 12 (01:16:56):
Hello, good afternoon, Misteris this is your four to oh
one wake up call?

Speaker 27 (01:17:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
I have a great day?

Speaker 45 (01:17:19):
Hello, good afternoon, mister, this is your four oh three
wake up call?

Speaker 36 (01:17:32):
O God, what are you calling me, Oh, have a
great day? Hello kid me?

Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Is this mister?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Good afternoon?

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
This is your four oh four wake up call?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Why have a great day?

Speaker 13 (01:18:05):
Are you calling me again?

Speaker 25 (01:18:14):
When I find out who.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
You are, mister, find you and bele living you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
This is your four or four wake up call.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Have a great day, Have a great day, you stupid?

Speaker 36 (01:18:27):
Are you getting any Stop calling me?

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
All right? Jo and I just hung up on him.
Now we're gonna call him back and you talk.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Okay, Are you serious?

Speaker 25 (01:18:39):
Well Johns?

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Honey?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Are you who king?

Speaker 32 (01:18:42):
What's the matter?

Speaker 36 (01:18:44):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, there has been somebody prank calling
me or something so stupid wake up call?

Speaker 43 (01:18:50):
They know my name and I don't know what the
going on.

Speaker 8 (01:18:53):
Now, I say, how it worked?

Speaker 32 (01:18:55):
I did that? I'm so glad.

Speaker 36 (01:18:59):
What do you It worked?

Speaker 23 (01:19:02):
Well?

Speaker 32 (01:19:02):
I I thought, because I was away, that it would
be nice if I hired somebody to call and wake
you up so you would be late. Yeah, I didn't
want you to be late to pick up the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
And I said, I just got home and just got
to sleep.

Speaker 36 (01:19:16):
They got trumpets going off.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
I like stupid music.

Speaker 36 (01:19:19):
And then this boy Kim, I thought, good.

Speaker 32 (01:19:25):
Guys, I'll fund a new way to have someone wake
you up, you know, because I'm not bad.

Speaker 25 (01:19:30):
I like the way you wake me up.

Speaker 17 (01:19:32):
I don't want some stupid soul call with trumpets on
it waking me up.

Speaker 25 (01:19:36):
I'm learned to kill somebody.

Speaker 32 (01:19:38):
Well, you have to get up and go get the
kids anyway. And I spent quite a bit of money
to do this for you, because I thought it was
nice money.

Speaker 36 (01:19:45):
You're gonna say a whole lot of money but just
calling me yourself.

Speaker 17 (01:19:49):
But instead you had some stupid chick ass to play trumpets.

Speaker 32 (01:19:53):
The service works.

Speaker 36 (01:19:55):
I don't want to be awake right now.

Speaker 11 (01:19:57):
I want to be a slate.

Speaker 32 (01:19:58):
How about you go back to sweep. Okay, I'll call
you back in like an hour.

Speaker 28 (01:20:04):
Thank you, Thank.

Speaker 29 (01:20:05):
You very much.

Speaker 32 (01:20:06):
You're welcome.

Speaker 37 (01:20:10):
Hello.

Speaker 27 (01:20:17):
Oh god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Mister?

Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
I want to shut you off.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Shut off.

Speaker 12 (01:20:27):
I think now is a good time to tell you
that you've been phone tapped. What your wife, Joanne wanted
to play a joke on you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
I got you, Good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Morning, sunshine, I got you, honey.

Speaker 44 (01:20:44):
Your wife said that you were on some crazy sleep,
so h we decided to wake up.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
You know, I heard these things all the time, you.

Speaker 43 (01:20:52):
Know, And I tell my wife you'll never get me
on one.

Speaker 26 (01:20:55):
Of those Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 18 (01:21:00):
Phone Table was pre recorded with permission granted by all.

Speaker 26 (01:21:03):
The Elvis Dan phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 36 (01:21:12):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
This is a you're listening to Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
So we got this game in the mail. I don't
did we order it?

Speaker 11 (01:21:21):
Do we pay for it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
It's called it's called butt Hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
I've been looking at that box wondering what was it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
It's no time for but hurt? Okay, who wants to
play a round of butt Hurt?

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
I actually I'm not sure what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I'm not sure how to play. Okay, here Elvis hope
all is well. I have a show idea. We want
your listeners to come up with a butt Hurt question.
We'll add the winner's question and first name on our
next order of butt Hurt games. You guys, chose the winner. Remember,
if you play, you cannot pick yourself. I have included
additional games for giveaways. Oh nice, this is from Brandon. Now,

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like I guess, it's a game you play with your friends.
How well do you know your friends? Okay, let's all
vote in this room. Who is the best looking?

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
Ohate's gonna say it's him.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
He's not allowed to say his name though.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Okay, so in this room it's Frog. Froggy's in the
room with us and Danielle and Gandhi, scary me Nate?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Who is the most adventurous in bed?

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Oh? Take it, thanks, guys, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Who is the most patient? It's not made.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
I think scary scary patient.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Who's the friendliest?

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Daniel?

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I was gonna say Danielle, daniel.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Who's most generous? Who is the most jealous person in
the room?

Speaker 11 (01:22:56):
A minute ago, I wasn't even in the room, and
I got jealous. You didn't mention me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Who thinks okay, I know the essence? Who thinks their
gods give to the opposite sex? Who has the biggest
ego elvis? Okay, I'm gonna say names bleeptoosting god. Who

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is most likely to steal something from you? Who's the
most boring name?

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
I don't think that.

Speaker 20 (01:23:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
So this is one of those games. This is one
of those games you play with your friends and you
know someone's gonna get butt her. Someone's gonna get mad,
and they're not going to talk to you. Some people
just can't play games. You know who's like that is
a producer Sam.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Oh she's so competitive.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Oh she's come here, Sam, she just cannot play games.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
One time we went to office trivia, like for the
show The Office, and we came in I believe, second place,
and Sam was like ripping things off the walls and
kicking barstools.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
I'm like, woman, Okay, so you Sam, Yeah, you're just
you even admit you're a bad sport when it comes
to playing games.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
Only if I'm losing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Yeah, but why do you get that way? Can't you
just have fun? Can't you just play the game and have.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Fun being the best that something is fun? Oh my lord,
why else would you play if it's not for blood?

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
It kind of takes the fun away from it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Well, only if you're losing. So that's why you have
to win, and then I'm happy and then we're all good.

Speaker 37 (01:24:28):
Right God?

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
And people say, oh, why do you keep Oh you
don't have to win. Well that's why they keep score,
so they win and lose.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Ye, Yeah that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
I mean I want to win. But if I lose,
I'm not going to kick a barstool or hurt a puppy.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
I get excited for the other person that wins.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
You guys are competing wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:24:46):
I would think of all people in this room, you
would be the one to be like, oh, I'm so
happy for someone else.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Do we not all have our vices a good day
to day.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
Just don't compete with me and win, or we'll have
a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Right, I know, But you know there's so much more
to you than you know. Sam. Winning or losing a game,
there we go.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
That's the half full attitude, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
But sometimes these games and they're not really skill, it's luck.
I mean, you can't sit there and get mad because
someone else is luckier than you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
I find a way to get mess Oh my god, stool, yes,
but not a puppy. God.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
So we've been playing these these butt hurt cards. Let
me let's play with Sam in the room.

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
Oh what if she loses? Let me stretch.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Who has the least common sense in this room? Scary?

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
Scary?

Speaker 46 (01:25:33):
Uh No, if you have common sense, you would know
if you had a lick of common sense, who's the
biggest pessimist?

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Oh, come on, Nate.

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
Brody is the most butt hurt, right, not awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
The name of the game is butt hurt, and so
we're just giving it little. Yeah, but I'm not I
think getting back to this competitive thing. I think there
is something there. We all have that one person in
our lives who just you don't want to play a
game with. Oh yeah, mine is Rosanna Scotto, my friend Rosanna. Yeah,
she works, she's a good day in New York on
Fox five. Here in New York, we have game night
at her house and we always swear we're never going back, yeah,

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because she cheats and then and then if someone else,
someone else starts to win, she gets mad. I mean
she's out for blood every time my.

Speaker 7 (01:26:31):
Son Derek cheater because he used to cheat a lot
at the game. And I'm like, I'm not playing with
Derek cheater. Sorry, that's so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
My mom's saying my mom cheats. It's ugly, and my
dad busts her out every single time. I'm like, why
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
This?

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Is an example.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
It's supposed to be fun. Game nights are supposed to
be fun. You're not there to prove that you can win.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
People just can't lose. Sam, don't cheat, Well I don't cheat.
That's not cool, but no, I'm here to show you.

Speaker 13 (01:26:54):
I can win.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
What's up frog?

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
We would have a couple come over and play games,
but then one night I always suspect that they were cheaters.
And so one night it's over, game ends and I
go back to where we were playing the game, and
I saw they had their cheat sheet hidden underneath something
they forgot to take away.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
So they had premeditated cheating. Yes, like what games?

Speaker 25 (01:27:14):
What do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:27:15):
They brought the game with them. I don't remember what
what the game was called. And they brought the game
with them. They're like, oh, it's our turn this week,
we'll bring the game with us. So they brought the game,
and underneath the pillow on the couch where we were
all sitting and playing the game, there was their cheat sheet.
They were cheating together to win the game. Told Lisa, yes,
I saw. I kept the cheat sheet. And the next

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day I went over to their house. I said, hey,
I think you forgot this, and they're like, oh, I'm
not sure exactly what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
I'm like, you know exactly what it is. We're not
playing games with you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
I love this, so Sam, who we all voted you
are the most competitive in the room. Someone just sent
a text saying, hey, remind Sam that no one remembers
who comes in second.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
The first loser.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Oh my gosh, Hello Jenna, Jennifer. Jennifer's at you.

Speaker 32 (01:28:04):
Hi? Hi?

Speaker 25 (01:28:05):
Yes?

Speaker 36 (01:28:06):
How are you like Sam?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Are you like Monica from friends who could not lose?

Speaker 17 (01:28:12):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (01:28:13):
I am very competitive.

Speaker 22 (01:28:14):
I only play if I know I'm going to win,
and even if I'm playing with a child.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
You'll even tell a child I'm bigger than you, I'm
stronger than you. I will beat you every time. I
can't listen.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
I fully support that we can't.

Speaker 34 (01:28:29):
We can't always have this mentality that it's okay to
be first place for anything unless it's.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Me exactly, My god, I have to compete with this girl.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Oh my lord, No, I don't want to be a
part of that, all right, Jennifer, Thank you. I love
how you only play games if you know you're going
to win.

Speaker 47 (01:28:46):
I'm a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
I was playing tether ball once with a little kid
and I let him win, which was a big mistake
because he looked at me and he said, that's right.
Girls suck, just like my dad said, So I was like, oh, really, kid,
let's play again. And then I beat him fIF teen
times in a row. My friend said it was embarrassing,
but I felt good about it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
This poor little kid.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Hey Gary, how you doing?

Speaker 37 (01:29:08):
Hey Elvis? How you doing this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Guys, Well, you know, I'm finding out more and more
about my coworkers, don't. I don't know if I like it,
but we know each other pretty well. Can you tell that?

Speaker 37 (01:29:19):
I could tell that, And That's what I was just
gonna say. You guys are It's so amazing how you
guys are like a family working with each other. Love
hate thing going on, but it's more love than anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
So you know that's the thing. That's the thing about
our room. We know we can jab each other and
we could just go in each other's throats. Yeah, but
we know at the end of the day we're stuck
with each other. There's nothing we can do about it.
So you know, we're all good. I appreciate you noticing it.

Speaker 37 (01:29:41):
It sounds like an amazing place to work. But I
want to disagree with one of the answers with being
the best looking, but I'm biased because I'm a guy.
I mean, he's a stud don't get me wrong, but
the talk up was between Sam and Danielle, and then
you said Gandhi was creative or imaginative in bed, and
then that made my head turned a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Yeah, yeah, we pretty much know Gandhi. Gandhi's wild, she's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Thanks, I'll take it so reserved.

Speaker 24 (01:30:11):
Good for you, Gandhi.

Speaker 37 (01:30:12):
You get a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
She seems yeah, a little bit, you know what I mean.

Speaker 37 (01:30:20):
It's just you didn't see it coming, but it couldn't
know it coming. Yes, she wins, Guys, I'm sorry, she
gets it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
That's okay, Gary, We'll let her. We'll let her win
this time. Thanks for listening to us, and have a
great day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Okay, you guys do the same.

Speaker 34 (01:30:37):
Thanks.

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Speaker 26 (01:31:00):
And in the Morning Show, Elvister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
So tell me about this nightclub called Zamboni in New
York City.

Speaker 11 (01:31:15):
Oh is this even legal?

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
I mean, I don't even know if there's a problem here,
but anyway, go ahead, tell him the story.

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Okay, So a story broke, maybe like a week or
two ago, about a nightclub called Zamboni. They're calling it
a luxury nightclub here in the city where they've decided
that there is one zodiac sign they will not allow in.
And it is because they've realized that every time there
is a fight or a brawl of some sort, the
person responsible is that zodiac sign. So they said, just

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to make it easy and have a good time and
make sure we're all safe. These people are not allowed
in there anymore. And I wanted guesses from you guys
as to which zodiac sign that was, because it actually
surprised me. I would have guessed Scorpio.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
What's wrong with Scorpio's gem?

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
And I would have been my second guest, you know
what gem?

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
And I would have been my first guess because I'm
married to Jem and I would never let him in
my nightclub. Right, I'm kidding. I don't know which which
which zodiac.

Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
Sign is aries yell, you're out, that's my sign. I'm
very nice. I don't cause problems in the club.

Speaker 13 (01:32:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
If one of us supposed to get in a bar fight,
I'd put my money on you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
So they're saying Aries in their experience as a club
and you know, fights and skirmishes in the club, they
knew they were.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
How do they know they were all Aries?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
They checked their ID.

Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
Well, they've got their idea. I'm sure if people are
getting arrested, they take a look, see what's going on
over there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
So they're saying Aries causes the most most turmoil in
a club.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
Because of that their band.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
Wow, it means I have to go get a fake
idea if I'm an Aries, if I want to go
to Zamboni.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Maybe Wow. I'd like to know if they're really sticking
to this or if they just you know, are using
it as Hey, if we suspect something in your area,
you're out. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
I'd one club fight and it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
What was years ago happens happens.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
To the best of us.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
Yeah, I see. Look, I'm not really a big believer
in people, you know, with the profile of a person
in there the way they are because of their sign.
But we do see some some connections like I'm a
Leo and they say that Leo's are a bunch of
a holes. We're controlling a holes. Okay, I'll give you that.

(01:33:24):
And what is your sign?

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
Gandhi, I'm Sagittarius, and I mean, if you were to
look at the characteristics of the sagittary eye, it's it's
spot on. We are flighty and we cannot be pinned down.
We like to have a good time, maybe sometimes too
honest for our own good. There's a lot that I'm like, Oh, okay,
I see that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
And Danielle as an Aris, you are known as no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:33:49):
Okay, I've never really I've never really looked into it.
I like the Aris sign because I feel like my
dad gives me signs with that sign. I've never honestly
even looked to see what an aries is.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
So I know that my best match, according to the signs,
is an aries man who apparently are insane. And this
makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
There you go, insanity. Oh there you are a club
that says you cannot come in. I mean you get
there and they can and they look at no Aries.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
No, Daniel, this is totally you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
A go getter who balances work and personal life. You
can switch from a homebody to a knight on the
town easily.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
That's totally That is totally me, that is totally you.
Yeah yeah, and most likely to cause a fight at
another Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
And Diamond says, hands down, this is the right choice.
That aries are the worst, that they're menaces, and they.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Turn up, well, turn on Diamond, Diamond, why are you
saying that?

Speaker 39 (01:34:41):
Well, my dad is in aries, and so is my sister,
and so is my best friend. Now that I'm thinking
about it, all three of them have one thing in common.

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
What they lose it at the drop of a dime.

Speaker 39 (01:34:52):
Like I'm saying like one to ten within thirty seconds,
and then they calm right back down, nothing ever happened.
And I'm like, no, no, I totally get it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:03):
That is me.

Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
I like, I will get so upset, And then like
five minutes later, I'm like, can we pretend that didn't happen?

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
And everyone around He's like walking around like what happened
to that? You're a mad one minute and they're like, okay,
say what for dinner? Like a goldfish around the boat
the dust hasn't even settled in the room.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
And then I was like, yeah, everything's great. What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
So where'd you get that as description? Where'd they come from?

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
I just googled it, I said, aries female traits, and
this is what Google kicked back to me.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Okay, look at Leo, tell me more about me.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Traits of a Leo man. And it does matter which
gender you are. You are loyal, creative, protective, possessive, stubborn, confident, passionate, charismatic.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Okay, so hear me out all those descriptors you just
gave us. Yeah, would that describe all of us?

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
I mean pretty much. No, that definitely described you for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
That's nearly as bad as a scorpio. Can we get
back to scorpio?

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Because of what's wrong with scorpios?

Speaker 11 (01:36:04):
A scorpio one fiery, jealousy anger.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
They are not just see I thought that of Gemini. Okay,
read scorpio young male man or female? Which one man woman?
Which you know we can't do both, just do one
of the other.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
I'm the male, all right, I'm gonna give it to you, Froggy,
because you are the male. It says that you are intense, scary, secretive, sexual, sensual, deep,
and vengeful.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
God I agree, I'm all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
You do, I don't think so, I mean some of it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
But not all of them. If you screw me over,
I'll screw you back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
No problems. Go to line twenty Cametra see money is
this camtra? It is okay? So you say absolutely if
you own that night club called Zamboni, you would not
allow aries in your nightclub either? Why is that absolutely not?

Speaker 37 (01:37:01):
I don't blame them one bit.

Speaker 29 (01:37:04):
The most toxic sign that I know is aries.

Speaker 47 (01:37:10):
If you want, they are arrogant, They're arrogant and narcissistic
and so trauma filled.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
All and I am not any of those things. I
don't know who you're dealing with over.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
And now, I mean, isn't it easy for us? Now
hear me out comitra? Isn't it easy for us to
to make this kind of judgment because we've had we've
been burned by one person who so happened to have
been an Aries? Or are you talking about dozens of
people you know who are aries and they're all a
bunch of idiots?

Speaker 21 (01:37:45):
Well, uh, I.

Speaker 29 (01:37:48):
Have a very personal connection to an Aries, and he
is so toxic and he's angry all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
But volatile.

Speaker 29 (01:38:00):
The drop of a hat, he goes straight to twenty.
Good cripon right now? If that, if that means anything.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Well, hope he's hope he's calming down in the prison.
He's in prison. I wonder if prisoners. I woulder if
most incarcerated people are aries? Can we do a study it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Well, look, look, I'm not gonna say you're wrong, Cometri,
because obviously your experience with Aries has been awful, and
I'm glad that you're on a better path without this
guy in your life. So good for you.

Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
Thank you, You're very welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Kmetra, thank you for listening. What's that name? I just wonder, Okay,
I'm sorry, what.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
So her ex is in prison? Do you think his
cellmate was concerned about his sign?

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Like, oh god, he's an aries.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
I don't want to be bunking with him at that
point that we don't have a much of us, say so,
I don't think all right?

Speaker 30 (01:38:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Is Sandra so online nineteen? Yeah? No, Sandra, you are
an aries and you totally get agreeing with Camitro the
last caller that you're you're toxic in the worst.

Speaker 20 (01:39:06):
All right, well, no, now she threw out some fighting words,
but I will say in general, I'm kind of a
dick and I know it about myself, you know, all right,
So I think, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Do you blame the sign the stars for you being that?
Or do you take a little responsibility because maybe that's
on you also?

Speaker 42 (01:39:28):
No, I mean I think, all right, I will blame
my dad a little bit because he's a dick.

Speaker 20 (01:39:34):
We'll start there for fourting finger, and I will also
say I'm a very self aware jerk. So it's like,
it's maybe not the sign, it's me, but I fall
into the aries category. So I understand we're fiery. I'm
zero to hero like they're saying. You know, it's one
of those things where.

Speaker 42 (01:39:54):
I will snap at you and then two seconds later
I'm like, so, I'm what's going on?

Speaker 20 (01:39:58):
How's the weather today?

Speaker 32 (01:40:00):
You know?

Speaker 17 (01:40:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:40:02):
No way?

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Now are you the kind of Sandra? Are you the
kind of person that would say, hey, don't cross me.
You don't even know how mad I could get, or
you have even heard mad yet. I'm gonna let you know,
I mean, do you because because you know they're about
to push a button on you, and so you're like
you need to back off. I'm warning you.

Speaker 42 (01:40:24):
You know, I think the older I get, yes, young
me would have been very much. So go ahead and
look at the chart and you can figure it out
on your own. But at this point, I think for
my own inner piece and the fact that I know
that my rage is so present that I do kind
of try to say listen, I'm gonna walk away. But
if they choose to stick around, that's on them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
Okay, I like that you start to push my buttons.
I'm gonna look at you and then I and go,
you know what, I'm warning you you have Yeah, you
know I am. I am caged heat.

Speaker 20 (01:40:57):
Look like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I don't want to.

Speaker 42 (01:40:58):
Be a jerk, but you know, it's just it's there
and it creeps out when you push me.

Speaker 24 (01:41:03):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Okay, well, thanks for the warning. And I love I
love your self awareness. It's it's very enlightening. I love that.
And I'm not gonna mess with you. We're gonna We're
gonna like to see here's on the phone.

Speaker 42 (01:41:16):
Right as I'm cussing you out in my head, I'm going,
please stop that, Why are you doing that?

Speaker 20 (01:41:20):
Please don't do this to them? But it just continues,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
All right, Sondra, the aries We're gonna leave you it on,
have a great day, and let's not poke the.

Speaker 20 (01:41:28):
You guys are awesome. I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Thank you for not hurting us. Thank you, carry on,
and there you go. I never knew before this conversation,
before this nightclub, the edict saying no one can come
in different areas. I didn't even know there was a
problem with aries until now either. And there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:41:47):
I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
Look lack o, very princess that resides over the pits
of hell.

Speaker 26 (01:41:54):
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Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
I did it again yesterday. I'm sure we're all guilty
of this, whether you want to admit it or not.
You go online Instagram sometimes X and you fall into
that hole. Oh yeah, have you seen I'm sure the
ads I've seen. We've all seen the one where you
spray that foam down the drain and it comes out

(01:42:25):
like a big snake. Oh yeah, and it cleans it out.
It looks so satisfying, it really does. It's left tune,
no rents cleaner. Yeah, you spray it on the drain
and it's like this eight foot long snake comes crawling
out of your out of your drain with all that
dirt and ick with it. Does Does it work?

Speaker 32 (01:42:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
Ever tried it. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
There's only one way to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
Because I'm thinking, you know, because Scotty bees always complaining
about being stopped up, we could shoot this up your butt.
I'm not stopped up.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
That's my problem.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Oh so you already have this stuff going? Yeah, I
don't know. Hey, have you guys been seriously yesterday? Did
any of you get sucked down a hole for a
little while?

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
Always constantly? I man, once I see two animals who
are not actually the same species playing together and petting
each other. Game over, I'm down that hole for probably
an hour. I send Danielle videos. I'm like, look at this.
It's a monkey petting a deer.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
It's a monkey and a goat.

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
I love that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
Mine is like little kittens, like and you know when
they put them in costumes and stuff and I send
them to my son Spencer.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
I'm like, okay, I can't I'm like this, I can't
take this. I'm like, oh my gosh, look at.

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
This and the little monkeys, the little monkeys with the
Louis Vaton purst on his back, and he's like looking
around in my gra I can't I need a monkey
someone onkey.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
No one can disagree with you that it all sounds adorable,
but an hour and a half.

Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
Of it because they do different things, absolutely, baby pandas
how are they even alive? I have no idea. They're
the stupidest of things ever, But I'll watch them.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
I don't know, you know, I'm I'm starting to catch
myself and go, no, no, no, stop. You can have five minutes, Yeah,
five minutes, that's all you get watching whatever distortion you're watching,
And that's it. You got to cut yourself off. And
so I try my best. I try my best to
do that.

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
I do what's your guilty pleasure? Which holes are we
falling down these days?

Speaker 11 (01:44:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Well, I tell you that that foam you shoot down
your drain that makes that eight foot long snake come
out with all the dirt, That thing is amazing. I
don't know, but you know what I think, out of
all of us, Gandhi and I send the most trash
to each other on Instagram, right on the DMS.

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Yes, there are times where I'll go to send you
a video, and then I realize I just spammed you
with like nine in a row, and I really hope
you watch them all. If I ever send you a video,
don't just watch the last one. Scroll up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Oh you sent me to last night?

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:44:53):
Yeah, Hey, when people do that, they only watched the
last video, you said, like, wait a second, these other.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Three were even more brilliant.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Yeah, skip them. The guy falling and sync with Phil
Collins in the air tonight.

Speaker 10 (01:45:06):
Seen in a Long Time, and the woman falling off
the office chair in rhythm to that same song.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
So good, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
It really isn't. It's just we are so stupid, but
we go down there so but part of me justifies
it by saying to myself, Hey self, this is a
moment of just unplugging from the reality of the world.
Just watch the man fall down the staircase in rhythm
to the drum solo a Phil Collins song.

Speaker 7 (01:45:36):
Have you ever seen those people that are lined up
sitting behind each other and they start with, like say,
a huge bucket of water, and they dump it behind
them into the other person's bucket without looking, and then
that person takes the bucket and tries to dump it
behind them, and by the time they get to the
end there's like no water. Laugh, and the last it's

(01:45:57):
the I'm like, well they do it out there, you
go like, sprinkle.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
Another another hour, thank you, Danielle. Another hour out of
our lives. Yep, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 9 (01:46:07):
I saw one the other day a guy put baking
soda in his wife's hair dryer so that when she
turned down a blow.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
It was hilarious. I'm like, I want to try that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Wait, didn't you see the mother who did something like
that to her son and it caught his head on
fire or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
I did not see.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Okay, but see we can even talk about it for
an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
Are not even looking at Yeah, the lions who had
finally had enough at the circus. I was like, yeah, lions,
you do your thing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
That's it.

Speaker 26 (01:46:36):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap?

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
All right, scary, tell me all about this phone tap
you're doing here.

Speaker 10 (01:46:43):
So Derek wants to play a phone tap on his fiance, Julie.
Julie has been a control freak about every last detail
of her wedding except for booking the DJ.

Speaker 11 (01:46:53):
She left that to Derek.

Speaker 10 (01:46:54):
But she's been wanting to speak to the DJ and
go over all the introductions for the reception and all that.
So Derek's going to pretend to be at the DJ
company office and introduce me at their wedding DJ.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
All right, so scary is the wedding DJ. Let's see
what happens in today's phone tap. Here we go.

Speaker 28 (01:47:11):
Hello, Hey, what's up? Nothing, I'm actually at the DJ place.

Speaker 32 (01:47:16):
Oh yeah, huh yeah.

Speaker 28 (01:47:18):
So I just want to let you know that I
put the final payment down.

Speaker 19 (01:47:22):
Is he cool?

Speaker 36 (01:47:23):
Or lets me do?

Speaker 28 (01:47:24):
He's great? Do you want to talk to him? You
can talk to him, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:47:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (01:47:27):
So his name is DJ Dribs. What somebody goes by
it's DJ name.

Speaker 11 (01:47:33):
I'm gonna turn this mother out.

Speaker 6 (01:47:34):
That's kind of gross.

Speaker 28 (01:47:35):
Talk to them.

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
Okay, that doesn't sound classic, Julie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
ready for the big day. Yeah, it's gonna be a
good time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Do you have another name you could go by? No?

Speaker 10 (01:47:47):
No, no, no, That's how I'm known the clubs this way,
I'm knowing I have a legendary name.

Speaker 11 (01:47:51):
Can you use your real name.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Well, my name is Dick Dick Dribbler, but I go
by DJ Dribs.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
Well, you don't have to say a name, you never.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
It's not about you, it's about us.

Speaker 10 (01:48:02):
I thought that this was going to be one of
those upbeat parties, you know, bumping bass and in some house.

Speaker 35 (01:48:07):
We don't want any house music at our wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Say what, No, it's a wedding, house music all that long.

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
It's a wedding.

Speaker 40 (01:48:13):
It's not a club.

Speaker 23 (01:48:14):
We're not at a.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Club, yo, Derek, what's with her?

Speaker 34 (01:48:17):
Excuse me?

Speaker 37 (01:48:18):
Let me talk to I.

Speaker 6 (01:48:19):
Okay, hold on, Julie, who is this guy?

Speaker 28 (01:48:25):
So listen, listen, listen.

Speaker 25 (01:48:26):
Just let him.

Speaker 28 (01:48:26):
Let him run a few intros by you. He wrote them.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
What is that name?

Speaker 13 (01:48:30):
Is that real?

Speaker 28 (01:48:31):
That's his name? You know he's famous to we're gonna
have a famous thame.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
As I googled him and nothing came up.

Speaker 29 (01:48:36):
He's some club.

Speaker 28 (01:48:37):
He does clubs, he does strip joints. I mean he's
in his own way.

Speaker 8 (01:48:42):
No way, No, here's a strip of he gonna do
my wedding.

Speaker 13 (01:48:47):
No, I mean he's disgusting.

Speaker 28 (01:48:49):
He does that. But just give him a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Okay, you know, we turned the party out every time.

Speaker 28 (01:48:54):
He's got videos on YouTube and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
I thought I was gonna run through some of the intros.

Speaker 29 (01:48:58):
Oh, I can't wait to hear these.

Speaker 11 (01:49:01):
See here, I wrote one for the brother of the bride.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
Ladies and gentlemen. Here he comes.

Speaker 48 (01:49:04):
He's Colin, the bride's brother from another mother, escorted by
the voluptuous Valerie.

Speaker 29 (01:49:11):
He's adopted.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:49:13):
That's why I wrote that.

Speaker 47 (01:49:15):
Derek was telling me that's not funny at all, and
that's very insecure about her chest.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
You will not say that, but that's part of what
people know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
DJ dribs by no by our introductions and how we
bring people into the room.

Speaker 48 (01:49:28):
We're crowd motivators, you know, like now the motivat crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
How about this one I got for your mother the bride.
Your mom now entering the room. She's single and right
and mingle. It's Dorothy. I've got more for you.

Speaker 48 (01:49:46):
He's the best man in title only because we all
know Julie dumped him five years ago, escorted by Julie's
best friend, the reason they broke up in the first place.
Put your hands together for Roger and Stephanie. It's that's
why I writ down that's my signature.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Dude, you hear this. You can hear this for the
rest of your im cut paid right now.

Speaker 11 (01:50:13):
Fe Are you here, Julie?

Speaker 14 (01:50:15):
Okay, I gave you one thing to do and he
totally shut up.

Speaker 28 (01:50:20):
He's gonna be really good doing.

Speaker 36 (01:50:21):
Think is not gonna be Nothing is not coming.

Speaker 11 (01:50:25):
I'm the Ayatola rock and roller teller.

Speaker 42 (01:50:29):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 4 (01:50:30):
Get the jack and run they are.

Speaker 28 (01:50:33):
She wants me to get my money back.

Speaker 29 (01:50:34):
No way.

Speaker 11 (01:50:35):
I already paid for plastic knee on sunglasses.

Speaker 28 (01:50:37):
I'm going to give out for hot, hot hot.

Speaker 11 (01:50:42):
I bought a bunch of umbrellas for its raining men.

Speaker 34 (01:50:45):
What here you thinking is this idiot has no experience?

Speaker 28 (01:50:48):
Okay, she's kind of prinking.

Speaker 36 (01:50:52):
Right now.

Speaker 11 (01:50:53):
Why are you laughing at me? He's laughing because you're
being phone down.

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
This is scary. Jones in the Morning Show.

Speaker 28 (01:51:04):
What oh my god, we know?

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
Are the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 18 (01:51:16):
This table was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 26 (01:51:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Ter Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
I want to ask you something about relationships look, either
you're in a relationship all the way or you want
to be single. But there's also that in between things,
the casual relationship. I met a couple over the weekend
and it was wonderful how their relationship is very, very casual.

(01:51:58):
They're not going for everything at the same time. I
don't think they're dating other people. I just think I
don't think they have time because of their careers whatever.
But there are a lot of people who actually like
it that way. And there are a lot of people
out there who don't understand how you can be in
a relationship and not be full throttle like you know,
but their friends are just totally against it. They can't

(01:52:19):
see how you can be that way. They think you
have to be all or nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:52:23):
Yeah, but see if it's if it's working for them,
then it's nobody's business.

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
Yeah, I know exactly. But for instance, line twenty four.
Let's go to line twenty four. This is seven high seven.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
How you doing good Born and Elvis? How are you
doing very well?

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
So you've been with your boyfriend for four years now
and you consider it like a casual thing.

Speaker 19 (01:52:46):
Right, yes, but we are exclusive?

Speaker 7 (01:52:50):
Okay, So now what how do you describe casual exclusive.

Speaker 19 (01:52:56):
We only see each other. We see each other maybe
a week. We've only had two sleepovers in the four
years we've been together. If I see him, I see him.
If I don't, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
We just it just works, right, and you're totally convinced
it's it's definitely, uh, you're just with each other. It's monogamous.

Speaker 13 (01:53:16):
Yes, absolutely, Okay, Well all right, so I mean do
you have any friends who are like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
Or what's wrong with him?

Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
Or I mean do you have people here?

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Yeah, yeah, talk about that, Like what do they say it?

Speaker 19 (01:53:26):
They just think it's odd. They think we're just stuck
up each other all week and long. And even when
we lived the block away, I still only sell him
once a week. And it started off because we have
totally opposite work schedules.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Right, So he's not your number one priority in your life.

Speaker 19 (01:53:44):
He is, but you know, I don't know, well, as
long as.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
It works for you. But see, there are people listening
to this right now going no, I don't know. But
if you know why, it's because they're comparing it to
what they believe is what it should be. You know, it's.

Speaker 19 (01:54:01):
Exactly and I've had that. Yes, yes, would you.

Speaker 7 (01:54:04):
Be upset if he's if you found out he was
seeing somebody else, I'd be curious.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
But look, if this once or twice thing a week,
this once or twice a week thing is working for you,
that's excellent. Yeah, you know, and I hope you guys
at least talk about it. You talk about the fact
that you do have a unique relationship and it's great
it's working out this way. And see what he says.
I'm interested to see, you.

Speaker 19 (01:54:28):
Know, And we do talk about that. We do talk
about that he can go out and do what he
wants and I'm not blowing up his phone. I'm not
worried about where he is, and he doesn't worry about
what I'm doing. It's just it's great. I mean, I've
had that relationship where we're with each other all the time,
and this is just it's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
Right there, you go, all right, seven, thank you for
listening to us. Go have a good day.

Speaker 19 (01:54:48):
Okay, thank you you too, Bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
See you know, I see I have an interesting relationship
with Alex that people are questioning because we're only together
like four nights a week, sometimes three nights a week
and it's just the way we're work and it's working
for us beautifully. We love it like this. As a
matter of fact, when we talk about moving in together,
I know we both stop and go ooh, I don't
know we want to do that? I don't know.

Speaker 24 (01:55:10):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Line twenty one is Amy Beth calling from Harrisonburg, Virginia. Hello,
Amy Beth. How you doing?

Speaker 21 (01:55:17):
I am well, all, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
We're doing okay. So you've been in casual relationships and
they worked for you, I mean, are you in a
relationship currently?

Speaker 21 (01:55:26):
No, I'm not currently. I've decided to spend time working
on myself and not worrying about anyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Oh yeah, there you go. I love hearing that. So
even if like the perfect person arrived on your doorstep today,
you would still go, eh, I'm still got me. I
gotta to work on my stuff for now.

Speaker 21 (01:55:42):
Unfortunately, I have to say that's true. I probably would.
But you know, it's what you put into a situation
that makes the relationships. So if I'm not ready to
put myself into it and I'm not invested in it
and it doesn't go anywhere, well, yeah, that's on me.
But this doesn't mean I'm any less interested in what
I'm dealing with at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
How do you respond to people who say the following, Well,
if the right person came along, it would be a
different story, but obviously they haven't.

Speaker 21 (01:56:10):
I mean, well, I have been married, I have lived
with people, and I have been in casual relationship, and
I don't think that any one of them is better
than the other. I tell them that if.

Speaker 23 (01:56:23):
That right person does come along.

Speaker 21 (01:56:25):
And I know it, well, maybe the dynamic will change
at that point, but currently that hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
There you go. You know what, It's just really funny
how everyone's so quick to judge without thinking it through,
and so just said of text, this says relationships with
integrity don't need definition. I think that's really well put.

Speaker 13 (01:56:41):
Yes, I agree, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
We hear more and more from people who say they're
married but they don't sleep in the same room or
the same bed. They need their space, and they are
saying that the relationship is working because they're not forcing
the relationship that people are expecting them to have.

Speaker 4 (01:56:56):
My husband would like to do that just because of
my snoring.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
There you go, okay, but you know what, that's that's
one reason why people don't sleep together because it's snoring.
There's nothing wrong with that. Now, now let me ask
you this, Danielle, what if what if Sheldon said, I
want to propose something to you, why don't we have
separate bedrooms? Would you what would you do? What would
you say?

Speaker 25 (01:57:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:57:14):
I get it because I know he doesn't get such
a great night sleep because of my snoring, but I
would miss him be next to me all night.

Speaker 1 (01:57:23):
You know I get that?

Speaker 4 (01:57:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
All right, Amy Beth, thanks for listening and thanks for
for sharing your story. We appreciate it.

Speaker 21 (01:57:30):
Absolutely, have a great day everyone you too.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
Jordan online three a different way of looking at it,
but this is real, Jordan uh says, too jealous for
a casual, casual relationship? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 35 (01:57:42):
So I try not to think of myself as like
territorial or anything like that, but I mean, I'm a leo,
So what's mine is mine.

Speaker 13 (01:57:53):
To make myself up, so not to shoot my own horn,
but like I'm enough, So if I'm not enough for
us to just be like exclusively together, then I mean
I support whoever wants to have a casual relationship. Just
that's not my cup of tea and gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
Yeah, No, you're not alone.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
There's a lot of people know it's all or nothing
like like I'm not. A lot of people are living
a life and maybe you two, Jordan, Like, if I'm
going to invest myself into you, you better invest yourself
into me. And we are exclusively and if you know,
if you have time, uh time away from work or whatever,
I want you to put me first. I want to
be that number one in your life and that that
is that is not the definition of a casual relationship.

(01:58:35):
I don't think. But that's cool, okay, Jordan. And it
just know you're you know, you're not alone. A lot
of people look at it like that.

Speaker 13 (01:58:40):
Absolutely not yet.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
Right, wait till you hear this next call. I'm kind
of curious about line seven. We're about to go to Jordan.
Thank you very much, Jessica is online seven not in
a casual relationship. But you're saying you don't recommend it.

Speaker 22 (01:58:54):
No, I actually don't talk about it. So I've been
in a relationship for a very long time and we
transitioned into a casual relationship just because the guy felt
like there was too much pressure going on. And I
actually disagree. I feel that if you think that you
can't be in a serious relationship and you want them
to casual, it's because you want to be able to

(01:59:16):
have freedom. And in regards to sleeping in separate beds
or being in separate rooms, then just look for a room.

Speaker 24 (01:59:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
Yeah, you're saying I feel so you're saying your relationship
was that you were staying in the same bed and
now you're not, and you're saying it was a mistake
for you to go that direction.

Speaker 22 (01:59:35):
Correct, Because I feel like a couple, a real couple
who build a good foundation, shouldn't have casual unless it's
somebody who tried the marriage, has the kids, done it all,
and just wants a companion, like a temporary companion, just
to have somebody on quote.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
Wow, Okay, keep in mind, though you know there were
different there may be different definitions of casual rolling around
in people's minds right now. I'm not talking about a
casual where it's so casual you can date other people
or see other people. I'm just saying it's it's it's
not the norm that we that we.

Speaker 22 (02:00:06):
Usually right, I agree, But I feel like casual allows
the definition and allows the privilege for either party to
do whatever they want, because that's a definition of casual.
There's no worry. Nobody's required to check in on anybody,
and you could have a serious, normal relationship and not
call them every day and see where they are on

(02:00:26):
an hourly basis. You can call them if you have
something going on in your life where you're you know,
employed all day and you're doing something actively, or your parents.
You don't have to call the other party and be like,
what are you doing every hour of the day. Serious
relationship as well.

Speaker 1 (02:00:40):
I will tell you this. I don't know if you
guys noticed, but several people have texted in saying, oh
my god, what Elvis, You and Alex don't live together? No,
we don't, not seven days a week. We are together
three or four nights a week and even and there
are a lot of people there that don't really understand that.
I mean, what do you think of that? Do you
think I can I can have a successful relationship and
only be with them three or four nights a week.

Speaker 22 (02:01:01):
Absolutely, because there's a lot of marriages that are like
that right now. There's women and men that work over night.
They don't see their husband or their wife throughout the night.
They see them as shift changing, and they probably share
one or two three days of the week at home together,
So that's as equivalent to you not being with your
partner seven days of the week.

Speaker 1 (02:01:22):
There you go, Look, thank you for sharing. I appreciate it,
and then you have a great day. Thank you for
listening to us. Gandhi. You and your last boyfriend were
you were casual?

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Right?

Speaker 25 (02:01:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:01:32):
I wouldn't even have called him a boyfriend, the one
that I was dating when I first moved here. I mean,
it was very casual. We knew that there was an
end to it. I lived here, he lived somewhere else,
and he went off to a place.

Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
That's a little different then, I guess. I guess there's
a whole spectrum of casual, the far left, the far
right right. But your new guy you're with now, you
don't consider casual.

Speaker 5 (02:01:51):
No, I would definitely say that serious. But everyone has
their opinion on Oh my gosh, he lives in a
different state. Are you guys going to live together? You
have to he has to move.

Speaker 27 (02:01:59):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:01:59):
Why we're good, right, todays see each other a lot.
We do so too much things.

Speaker 9 (02:02:06):
Different things work for different people. Some tacle if they
were together all the time, it would make it worse.
It's almost better that you have.

Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
I am that purple days here and offer right.

Speaker 5 (02:02:14):
I don't like twenty four to seven. I feel like
living with my last boyfriend ruined our relationships. So I
don't know that I want to do that again.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
So you've had to talk with your current boyfriend and
you guys understand that you are just with each other. Yep,
that's great, and the thing is here and I know this.
I can be with Alex for two weeks every night
from on vacation and we get along fine. So I'm like, okay,
I think we could do this. Yeah, yeah, okay, il
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We'll come back tomorrow and do it again. Until next time.
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