FULL SHOW: The Day We Spilled the Tea on Our Secret Side Jobs

Did you get busted for having a secret side job? Are you quiet quitting and secretly holding it down at another place of employment? Let's discuss. Also, we talk about people who mutilated dolls as kids... where are they now? Danielle also accidentally shoplifted and we tell dad jokes.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood
and life sucks. This show really gives you the ability
to bring you.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Back up and make you feel okay.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh right, lady, lady.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Lady.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Elsie Strand.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
In the Morning Show, Nate is famous for his old
man like dad jokes.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
He has his old timey words.

Speaker 7 (00:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:36):
Just the fact that I said old timey sounds like
something he would say.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, Dag Nabbing, I sent Nate a dad joke last night.
Oh there was a great one.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
What dad joke did he send you last night? I
want to hear it.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh, Froggy, I think should do it. His delivery is
going to be way better than mine.

Speaker 8 (00:51):
Okay, so I asked, So the question is, let me
find the joke here it is, what was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Speaker 9 (00:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
But no, no, no, that's.

Speaker 10 (01:06):
An old dad and jokes all right?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
So anyway, what was the new one that came over
the text?

Speaker 8 (01:13):
Froggy, what kind of doctor is doctor Pepper?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
What kind of doctor is doctor Pepper?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
He's a physician.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Hey, why did the football coach go to the bank?
Why to get his cornerback? It's time for dad jokes?
Why can't a leopard hide. He's always spotted.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Heil air.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Used to be free at the gas station. Now it
costs two fifty. I wantn't know why? Fine inflation?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
You do.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
The whole point of dad jokes is they're supposed to
be like, Oh god, Dad.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Groner.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Line twenty three is Amber up in beautiful Saratoga, New York.
What a beautiful town you live in, Amber, I love Saratoga.

Speaker 11 (02:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (02:07):
It is amazing, It is.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Amazing, Amber, Give me my give me my dad joke.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
What do you call a pig that knowes karate?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Why? Why?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
A pork chop?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Pork chop?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
You go, thank you Amber. Line twenty four is China
down in Melbourne, Florida. Hello, China, Hi, come on, give
me a dad joke.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Okay, did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Really?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Really?

Speaker 13 (02:38):
Yeah? Apparently it runs in our jeans?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh god, alright, China, thank.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
You, you we will now. Line twenty two Nikki from Alabama.
How's everything in Salem, Alabama?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Doing?

Speaker 8 (02:56):
It's great?

Speaker 11 (02:57):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
We're doing? Okay, but we need a dad joke, Nikky,
go ahead, Oh.

Speaker 10 (03:01):
I got it?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
What does a part?

Speaker 10 (03:04):
What kind of pirate?

Speaker 13 (03:06):
Oh god?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
What kind of movie does a pirate.

Speaker 13 (03:08):
Like to watch?

Speaker 6 (03:09):
What kind of movie does a pirate like to watch?
Thank you, Nikki, you're our dad of the day.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
We appreciate it. Pull on one second. I just love
dad jokes.

Speaker 10 (03:22):
My dad would have been loving this segment. He would
have been texting me right now.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
This is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
My dad is not listening because he would try to contribute.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, well that that's the whole point, is your dad?

Speaker 8 (03:35):
Yeah, Frog, I'm really concerned about the calendar. Why is
that because it's days are numbered?

Speaker 7 (03:46):
A heart attack?

Speaker 14 (03:47):
There?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? No, he just
wanted a little more space.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
I can't follow Will Smith in the snow? How you
just look for the fresh Prince? These are good ones, right,
they're good.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
These are great. I mean they're so bad they're supposed
to be bad.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Right, Yeah, come on, Nate, give me a dad joke.
Here's the dad in the room. Okay.

Speaker 15 (04:21):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Why couldn't the bicycles stand up by itself? How come
it was too tired?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
What did the ocean say to the beach? What nothing?
It just waved?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Why was six afraid of seven? Why because seven eight nine. Okay,
we're done. Wait wait wait, wait?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
What?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Pointless?

Speaker 5 (04:59):
What did one wall say to the other?

Speaker 7 (05:01):
What?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
What?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
I'll meet you at the corner?

Speaker 16 (05:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I got one?

Speaker 17 (05:07):
Where do you learn to make a banana split?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Where Sunday school?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
God, dad jokes?

Speaker 16 (05:21):
Very?

Speaker 15 (05:22):
I know.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Because they're supposed to be stupid.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
They're supposed to be Dad, We're not dead.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Garrett had one. Why didn't the melons get married?

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Why?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Because they can't? Elope?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I do have one? What's brown and sticky?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
What a stick? Get it? Okay?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
What did the eggs say when it got turned up?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
But what?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I'm lit?

Speaker 18 (05:50):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Where I had? Guys?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 19 (05:55):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
How the people are texting them in? How do you
organize a space party? I don't know what. I'm sorry,
I lost it. I hate this texting system. This texting
system is the worst in the world.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Why should you knock before opening the fridge?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Why?

Speaker 7 (06:22):
Why?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Because there could be a salad dressing in there?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I gotta go.

Speaker 17 (06:34):
Hey, what do you call it when a snowman throws
a tantrum?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
What a milkdown? Okay?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
What type of phone does the turtle use?

Speaker 6 (06:48):
I don't care, we don't, I don't, we don't want
to know. All phone, that's it. How do you organize
a space party? You planet?

Speaker 15 (07:06):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
We're done. Why are you laughing?

Speaker 14 (07:14):
Frog?

Speaker 7 (07:14):
He's joke about the dressing.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
That one so stupid.

Speaker 20 (07:19):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
You're all stupid. That's no point, right, I mean, that's
the point of a dad joke.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Stupid.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, it's like, oh, dad's embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
It's like your dad out mowing the yard in Bermuda
shorts with black socks and sandals.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's that's something that Gandi's dad would do, probably.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Totally, his little new balances and his socks hiked up
almost to the knee.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Perfect.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Wait.

Speaker 10 (07:41):
One day we were down in Wildwood, New Jersey, and
my mom and I were waiting for my dad to
arrive and.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
He gets there.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
She's looking out of the window at the hotel and
she goes, Daddy, come over here.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Just look at that. She goes, this is what he's wearing.
What the hell is Dad? It doesn't even match. I'm
so embarrassed.

Speaker 12 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
I always remember going, oh, yeah, you're right, mom.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Totally, I know, but I got to tell you know that.
There are days I leave the house and Alex is like,
you're gonna wear that?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Really?

Speaker 15 (08:08):
Well?

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, it's comfortable, you know, so I can see how
you can fall into a wardrobe of disrepair, which I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Remember me, I mean, gosh, a couple of years ago,
I was wearing all the fabulous clothes.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
I was, yeah, dressing like an eighteen year old and
people looked at me like, what are you doing? Old
man dressing? And now dress like an old man. No,
you don't know, Yes I do, Oh I do, I'm rumpy.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm all good.

Speaker 18 (08:38):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah, this is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Specific childhood memories we all share, some of us. Don't
vision how old.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
You are, Okay, listen to this extremely specific, vivid memories
from the nineties and early two thousands. Okay, okay, triggers
the brain walking into Blockbuster and feeling the endless possibilities.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
That was my favorite.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
The unmistakable smells of crayon and Plato, Yes, high, yep,
still love them. Uh, pretending to smoke when it's cold
outside and you can see your breath.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
I don't do that it's cold outside, I'll still do it.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Making the perfect mixed CD.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, I used to do this, stabbing holes in erasers
with pencils.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yes, I used to that too.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
What was that all about? No idea? Unfolding the CD
in searchs to read the lyrics?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh yeah, favorite yep.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
The bright, sunny yellowy inside of an old subway restaurant
I remember.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
And drawing a sun in the corner of every drawing
you made.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, like a little partial part of a circle
with the things sticking out of it.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Totally. Yeah, I got that off BuzzFeed.

Speaker 15 (10:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Fill in the blank.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
No matter how many blank I own, I always have
to urge to buy more Dan you shoes, Yeah, me shoes, Gandhi.
No matter how many blank you have, you always have
to urge to buy.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
More paint brushes.

Speaker 15 (10:24):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Really?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
So do you hoard them? Do you have many more
than you need?

Speaker 21 (10:29):
I do.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I was trying to look around to show you exactly
how many I have right now. But I am very
picky about the type that I use, and I can
only use it for a certain amount of time before
I feel like they start to fray and go bad,
and then I get irritated. So I have hordes of them.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Other than shoes, it's kitchen knives. I have so many
kitchen knives. I don't need any of them.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
You they say you only need three specific knives in
the kitchen. Oh, I have good ones.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Those good knives make such a difference. I didn't realize
that you guys were talking the other day about pants.
You know, when you cook in certain pants, things come
out differently. It took me so long to realize this
stuff about kitchen supplies.

Speaker 21 (11:04):
It's incredible.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Never too late to get on there. What were you saying, straightening?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Well, i'll tell you one thing. Heather continues to buy.
She has thirty four pairs of yoga pants, and I
guarantee this weekend she'll buy another pair. I don't even know, Like,
do you need that many pairs of yoga pants?

Speaker 10 (11:19):
This is funny because I used to do the same thing,
and then I would go through them and I would
find that I had a lot.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Of the same pants.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I felt like I was.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
Drawn towards the same thing, and for some super reason,
I thought, oh I don't have those yet.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yes, it's sickness. It's sickness, all right. Scotty Bee. I mean, yeah,
Scotty Bee. Let's go to Scotty Bee Master Control. No
matter how many blank you own, you always have the
urge to buy more. Sneakers. There you go, sneaker. What
about you scary graphic T shirts?

Speaker 17 (11:46):
I have an endless supply of them, stacks on stacks, froggy.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
What about you golf clubs? Golf clubs? Right?

Speaker 15 (11:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I mean, how many golf clubs do you own? Can
you even count them in your head?

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I don't think we need to get into that.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
Don't golf clubs do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
They all hit the ball.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Purses all do the same thing, they all car.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
How many blank you own, you always have to urge
to buy more?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
What is it in care products?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Really?

Speaker 20 (12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (12:16):
I do?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
And it's bad because I have an expiration date.

Speaker 22 (12:18):
So I'll just have a weekend with like a two
inch layer of product on my face so I can
get it all in.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
I always get to you're a hoarder, You're a horder.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'm like, well, I like knives, like shoes.

Speaker 10 (12:30):
When you have kids in the house with you, and
especially when they're older and you buy something, does Dad
know you bought that.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Did you really need that?

Speaker 10 (12:37):
I'm like, really, I'm going to lock you in the closet.
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Moving on? Do you know someone who has never ever
watched the Super Bowl? Oh?

Speaker 7 (12:46):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
If I know, I would imagine I have you know,
like relatives in India that have never seen the Super Bowl.
We've never really talked about it.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
But yeah, see there's something interesting that a lot of
people miss out on if you're not really like a
huge fan of the teams whatever. Super Bowl Sunday is
the best day to go to a restaurant unless it's
like a sports bar. Yeah, you can get right into
restaurants and it's so easy to get in. But like
I said, if they have the TVs on behind the
bar with the Super Bowl and maybe not the same.
And finally, I thought this would make you very excited, Gandhi,

(13:20):
you know, because I know you are our.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Resident science nerd okay.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
A study in China has found that dinosaurs We've been
talking about dinosaurs all this week. They found that dinosaurs
may have swallowed animals whole and then spit out the bones.
What which is something some birds and owls actually do that.
Not an owl will eat a mouse whole and then
you know the churning of the stomach blah blah blah,

(13:46):
and then.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
The bones come out.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
They're saying dinosaurs did that too, And keep in mind
the size of those animals they were swallowing hole.

Speaker 23 (13:54):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Probably the craziest thing ever. I love this, and I'm
just fascinated at the people who don't care at all,
have no interest whatsoever in dinosaurs and what went on
on this planet sixty five million years plus ago. There
was two of them. Two of the guys on the
show don't care at all.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, you see what I'm guessing, Scotty Bee and Andrew.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Probably no Scotty Bee and Scary. I think Andrew's all
on board for the dinosaurs. S.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Scary, you have no interest in dinosaurs at all.

Speaker 17 (14:21):
For some reason, I'm fascinated by everyone's fascination with dinosaurs
because as a kid, we weren't really taught about it
in school. We only went to a museum once where
we saw one giant t rex or whatever. I couldn't
name another dinosaur beyond it.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
All right, all right, well, let's just keep in mind, uh,
you work for one, so maybe you should.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
That said. Also I read this, I thought this is
definitely a Gandhi one.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
They found out that chimpanzees give each other first aid.
They saw a chimp catch an insect, crush it up,
and spread it onto a cut on another chimp's foot,
possibly to relieve the pain.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh my god, isn't that awesome?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
That is incredible. I mean, that's kind of scary but
also awesome at the same time scary. And then I
saw this is an I don't know if I can
say all of it, but I'll try. Apparently, there was
a chimpanzee named Lucy who was raised to believe that
she was a human. She learned how to sign over
two hundred and fifty words ate at the dinner table
using silverware. Her hobbies included drinking gin and scrolling through

(15:27):
Playboy magazines while she pleased herself with the vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Lucy, maybe Lucy News knows something that we haven't known
from sitting that Girl.

Speaker 18 (15:53):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh, Joe Kano's in the studio and he said, scary, bros.
You guys should it together? Rereary? You don't want to
be scroady? No, no, No.

Speaker 18 (16:07):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis ter
Ran in the Morning Show. Elvis ter Ran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
So, Danielle, you're guilty as f no and you should fry.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
You should fry. Danielle, by the way, she has a
history with our show coming in admitting stealing from grocery stores.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
When you admitting it's not as bad. Admitting is the
first step in recovering.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Here's the text I received yesterday. Did I do the
right thing? I was at the grocery store and I
bought one hundred and fifty dollars in groceries.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, thank you, And I had a ninety.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Nine cent marshmallow chocolate in my wagon, but I totally
forgot about it until I got to my car. I
could have gone back inside to pay for it, but
I just stood by the car.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
And ate it.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I kind of understand.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
So whether you spent a hunderd than fifty dollars or
one dollar, you stole right, you stole.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
The nine and here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
By the time I would have gone back inside and said, hey,
I took this, here's a dollar. I had things to do,
so I figured it was okay, and then I.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Didn't need It's not day.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
But wasn't it you had asked you?

Speaker 15 (17:19):
No?

Speaker 6 (17:19):
No, no, no, Hey, wasn't it you that got mad
at us because you were doing the story about the
situation who didn't pay his taxes and he had to
go to jail. And you're like, I don't care. He
broke the law, he has to go to jail. Yes, okay,
you broke the law.

Speaker 10 (17:34):
I didn't technically, No, I didn't know it on purpose,
actually purposely didn't.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Actually you technically broke the law.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
What if I didn't do it on purpose?

Speaker 8 (17:42):
What Fanielle, What if every person that went in that
store stole something that was worth a dollar every time
they went in. How much money would do is a lot, right, jerk?
So the next time that you go to the store,
maybe not yesterday, I understand. Maybe he didn't want to
go back in yesterday, and that's fine. The next time
you go there, you need to tell them, hey, the
last time I was here, I had something I didn't

(18:03):
pay for it. I want to give you an extra dollar.
They might tell you, hey, it's no problem.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
At least froggy idea. Let's call them right now, the.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Manager all the time, and then that's even better.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
This turned very dark for you, Danny. Why did I
text you that?

Speaker 18 (18:19):
Now?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Now I'm rethinking my text.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
This is a lesson about truth. Never tell it right.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I don't know, think about what you've done.

Speaker 15 (18:25):
I was.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Was it good?

Speaker 23 (18:27):
Though?

Speaker 7 (18:28):
It was a good one?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (18:29):
I have favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
It should be considered your gift with purchase because you
spent a lot of money there. There's probably a markup
on a lot.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Of the thing.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
You should get a gift with purchase. He didn't get
a little back.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
You got a market it's a bonus.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
You talk amongst yourself. I'll be right back.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
I have an idea, and I honestly think that with
the situation, it's different because he deliberately didn't pay all
that tax money.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
But you deliberately walked.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
But you got in the parking lot and knew where
you were still in the parking lot that you didn't say.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
Oh crap, look I forgot this. It got wedge didn't because.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
I'm sure the situation said the same thing, right, But
he's lying, Oh.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
No, what's gonna happen to you.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
You've confessed on we have.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
The number for the oh no, don't put we have
the phone number for the grocery store that you stole
the chocolate wonderful.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I mean, it's uh okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (19:21):
What don't you think life evens itself out? Because what
she doesn't, what she underpays for, someone else is going
to overpa and then this is gonna.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Make let's look at that philosophy. Let's say she broke
a law against a store.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
That means someone to even life out should break a
law and she's the victim, is what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Just saying that it just happens of life.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Yeah, it's the ebb and flow of life, right, scared.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's not the it's not the f and flow of life.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
It's the flow.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
That's what happens.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
You don't think? So all right, hold on, we're trying
to get First.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Of all, maybe they won't be on the air. They
don't like to talk.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Don't know they're they're calling now. Aren't you kind of
interested that the do you have like a like a
lost apartment. It's live radio. We're calling the store right now, right?
And also, I think we're calling a Okay, detective Brian Downey.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
No, he's a detective, he's not the police.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Can I can I please? We have a detective on
the phone, Detective Brian Downey from NYPD. Good morning, detective.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
How are you, sir?

Speaker 15 (20:25):
Good morning Elvis.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
N you remember you're my friend?

Speaker 6 (20:28):
No, you know what even though you know what, Brian,
being a police officer, being a detective, do you have
friends who try to take advantage of the fact that
you're an officer and they think they can break the
log get away with it because you're their friends.

Speaker 15 (20:43):
I think there's a lot of people to try and
give me free hugs.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
That's because you're so cute, because you're like.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Okay, so, Danielle, you heard what she did at the
grocery store right, No, you didn't. Okay, she went shopping yesterday, Brian,
and she bought one hundred and fifty dollars worth of groceries.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
She got out to her car and realized she didn't
pay for a chocolate.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
It was ninety nine cents, and so rather than going
in and paying for.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
It, she ate it. Did she indeed break the law?

Speaker 15 (21:09):
That's a tough one. I need to consult with a
legal pierro on this. Oh Ryan, that's a crock and
you know, but the honorable thing to do would be
to go back and pay your ninety nine cents plus
tax on your chocolate.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yes, you're right, that would be the honorable thing to do.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Honor is overrated.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
It is Wandhi detector. Her last name is Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Detective Downing.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
If you were a police officer and you were called
to the scene of the crime and they said she
actually shoplifted from us, that is that is an offense.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
It's it's an offense, right.

Speaker 15 (21:44):
I think there's a certain amount of negligence in the
part of the part of the store for failing to
bring it up. Oh detected it was in.

Speaker 10 (21:56):
My cart, Yes, Brian, it was in my cart and
they did not see it, so you are correct, sir.
All right, what a smart detective.

Speaker 8 (22:04):
That's like saying the car that's like saying the car
dealer didn't make it very hard for me to drive
the car up a lot.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
So I just took it. All right.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Well, look, Detective down and you know we love you
very much. We also call him our Brian.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
We I think you've let us down on this one,
because I would prosecute her to the ends of the.

Speaker 15 (22:22):
Earth extent of the law. You throw the boocketer, Yes, absolutely, Brian.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
You get extra hugs next time you come.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
All right, thank you, Thank you, Brian. Thank you to
everyone at NYPD for keeping us safe today.

Speaker 15 (22:34):
Have a nice day, very hard right now. You know, everybody,
if you see something, please say something.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
Yeah, the NYPD is saying it's okay to steal chocolate
from the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
All right, thank you, Brian. Have have a safe day today, sir.
We'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 15 (22:50):
Well, take care of you.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
He's so tall, you know.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
But okay, is your name Angela?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Right here?

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Angela?

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Okay, thank you. I heard you were a listener.

Speaker 16 (23:06):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I'm not going to say the name of the store
where you work, but it is the store where Danielle
was shopping yesterday. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (23:13):
We see her all the time.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Okay, Wow, Angela.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
I spend a lot of money there, and I'm very nice,
aren't I don't I talk to everybody.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Do you do?

Speaker 13 (23:21):
Very friendly?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
She walked out yesterday with one hundred and fifty dollars
with the grocery she paid for, but she also had
a ninety nine cent chocolate.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
She didn't pay for it, and she could have walked
into pay for it and she didn't. Isn't that stealing? Listen?

Speaker 13 (23:33):
My boss loves her and says, you know what, she's
a celebrity. It's fine.

Speaker 15 (23:37):
Oh she's at so.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
You can steal.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Prod off you're a celebrity.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
That's not right.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
I got a celebrity. But I appreciate you giving me
the chocolate.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Did you see that bit with Ellen Degenerous and Britney
Spears of them all? They were walking through and they
were stealing things from Kiosk, and Ellen was saying, it's okay,
she's a celebrity.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Shopping for your name.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, I need some stuff from my new apartment.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
Daniel, right way.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
I love you guys over there at that store. Thank you,
and it looks beautiful.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I know you you Rangeli. You gave us the wrong answer,
but thank you. Go go back to a tailor. When
we said, hi, okay, it's so funny. I can't believe
you're getting away with this, totally.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Getting away in the public eye.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yeah, have you ever done something like this. Do you
accidentally steal something and you accidentally don't pay them.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, I'm sure it's happened all the time.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
What's scary.

Speaker 17 (24:26):
I just think that if it was unintentional, then she
did not break the law.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
If it was premeditated, she broke the law.

Speaker 19 (24:33):
At the time.

Speaker 17 (24:34):
Brodie just stole a grape soda out of the thing, said,
we're good.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
Right, that's but you.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Realized it before you leave. It's intentional.

Speaker 19 (24:40):
You didn't do it.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
No, I had left already.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Okay, you were in the parking one, guys, that's technically left.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
It was intentional because she's still talking about it, and
you could go back today to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yes, okay. So I got two pairs of shoes the
other day and when they were ringing it up, but
both of the shoes were on clearance, and then they
had accidentally overcharged me for one. But when she fixed
the price, it ended up being w a lower and
I checked out and I just didn't say anything about it.

Speaker 15 (25:03):
Good.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
That's terrible.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
It's not your fault.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
That's no, that's not your fault. That's not your fault.
That's it. That's the store making mistake that fell into
your favorite.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well, here's what I learned today.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
In closing.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
We called a police officer, we called the store. Both
of them said what you did was fine. So you
know what, I give up.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I give up in this world of ours. I just
give the f up.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
I appreciate you all.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Okay, So today I encourage everyone, no steal whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
To see that brisket, take it. Tell them you're a celebrity.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yeah, put that brisket, put it in between your legs
and walk out. They won't see it.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Marinate it.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Take the brisket, take the chocolate pumpkins, do whatever you
want because it's totally fine.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I encourage it. Flee the stores, take them. It just
rob them.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 18 (25:53):
This is.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
And you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 18 (26:06):
Elvis ter Wan in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
We were talking about this yesterday, Gandhi the two. I
was talking about that documentary called Tickled. Yeah, it came
out like it came out like eight years ago.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
It's been around that long.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
But there's this new fascination for this documentary and the
sport of it's tickling.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Basically, isn't it, I hack you never.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Heard of it? Yeah, competitive tickling, competitive competitive.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
And they're saying that this documentary, even though it's eight
years old and I've never seen it, I'm going to
see it. They're saying that they really get into the
nitty gritty of competitive tickling, and the people that are featured,
the competitive competitive ticklers are all from outer space.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I mean they're not literally, but maybe they're all really weird.
Have you seen this documentary yet?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I haven't seen it. I really want to. I saw
the trailer for it, and it looks insane. If you
even just pull up any videos of competitive of tickling,
it's very suspicious looking. But they said that there's this
whole dark world that we don't know about that goes
with the competitive tickling game, where there's like murder and
scandal and mystery and fighting and all kinds of stuff.

(27:14):
And I just can't wait.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Oh wow, No, no, I.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Can't wait to see it.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Even though Rotten Tomatoes gives it ninety four percent, so
that's good. Hey, I'm in but competitive tickling. So it
got me to thinking, like, how do you train for
something like this? Well, you know, we've been training on
our lives, you know, tickling people here, tickling people there.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
But I mean there are rules. I mean apparently there's
there you can be there's points. I don't know. You
get points by tickling people.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Do you get points for not laughing or something? If
you're being tickles? Yes?

Speaker 15 (27:43):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, you get points for It's called like endurance. So
the longer you can hold out, apparently the better it is.
And they strap you down to things so you can't move,
and you know, like kick people and twitch no thanks.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
And they're wearing these colorful outfits.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
They look like it looks like like looks like Tinky
Winky one color and it is creepy looking. And the
video I saw, I saw a short trader from from
a tickled It was very homo erotic. Yes, but I
saw they were these little tight jumpers and they sit
around and tickle each other.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
I don't know why it's so funny to me.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Okay, let's say we're in a tickle match. I mean,
do I go? You go for under the arms, right,
like you drive your fingers in there?

Speaker 9 (28:25):
What do you do?

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
So they have different ways that you can do it too,
And I guess there are like tears. So they start
with a feather, something very light and you know, not
all that bad, and they'll tickle your feet and your armpits,
behind the snees and things, and then they gradually move
up and then they're at the fingers, just digging into you.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Apparently there was a.

Speaker 10 (28:43):
Lot of controversy around this film. Somebody actually sued that
was in there the filmmakers because I don't know something about.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Their endurance tickling video.

Speaker 23 (28:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I stopped there reading the story.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
They weren't tickled with the film.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Uh yes, scary.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
What question?

Speaker 17 (29:07):
Why is it that when you self tickle you don't
you don't laugh or you don't feel ticklish And in
the very same spots that if somebody else were to.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Tickle you, you you could be in some way with craziness.
You know, let's say I could.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Ganni was talking about two types of tickling, the light tickling,
and see I can light tickle myself, right, I tickle
myself and then it's so tickling I have to like
scratch it real quick because it was too tickling. But
but as far as like cramming your fingers into your sides,
and and I don't think we can do that.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Can I imagine going on a date and somebody goes So,
are you into light tickling?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
There are people who do it. But of course the
reason that you can't tickle yourself is because your brain
knows it's coming, so it prepares. It knows it's you,
it knows what you are doing. But when somebody else
does it, your brain doesn't know where it's coming from
or what to expect. So then you're more ticklish.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna get into this tickling thing. This could
be my next thing.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
This could be this, This is my my path is
taking me down to the tickling avenue. It's a little
bit but not you know, I have some friends if
you just even walk past the Really.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
My boyfriend is the most ticklish person I've ever met
in my life. It makes me laugh so hard. He
cannot take anything. He gets a massage, you just hear
him giggling the entire time.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
That's not relaxing. It's uh, nate tickle. Let's have a
tickle session hanging out and if you touch the bottom
of my feet, I will punch you in the face.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Did you know there are tickle fight rules?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Really?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Well, hold on May I say something to Nate, I
don't want to get near your stinky feet, so I
don't worry saying like.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
The bottom of my feet for whatever reason in my
in my makeup, I cannot have anybody.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Go near them. I'll remember that.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
I remember that we're having we tie you down and
have a tickles on. Okay, what are the rules of
tickling frog?

Speaker 8 (31:04):
It says if they repeatedly asked you to stop or
can't catch their breath, you're supposed to quit tickling them. Oh,
this should never sit on anyone, to tickle them or
restrain them in any way.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Well wait, but in this film they tie them down and.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
They're sitting on them.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
I guess that's against these rules here, and it says
tickle fights should be fun for both people. If the
other person looks like they're unhappy, you should call a
tickle truce.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
But that's tickle fights.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
That's not competitive to Yeah, this is stuff you just
do with your cousin, put down in the rumpus room
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Because when someone's laughing so hard, how can you tell
if they're uncomfortable or not. They're just brickling. It looks
like a good time.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
I'm gonna watch this film tickled, can't wait. I know,
I know eight years later, just now get into it.

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Speaker 1 (31:56):
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Speaker 3 (32:04):
Right, Yeah, I don't want to meet them.

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Speaker 18 (32:24):
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the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
All right, I'm glad we could get together because before
the show this morning, Gandhi told me what happened to
her last night, and I told her, I said, this
is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard you say, Gandhi,
I call bs on what you're telling.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay, so is Brandon your boyfriend? Is he? Is he
willing to play along with this?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
He is willing to play along? Yeah, he's the only
other witness to what happened half witness, he's a half witness.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Well, no, he's there, he's the only witness. Probably.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Let's bring Brandon on and let's connect him to the
room because this is very important stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Hi Brandon, we miss you. I wish we could see
you soon.

Speaker 24 (33:07):
Good morning, let's do it all right?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Oh he's ready? Hey, all right, Well, welcome to the
seml's court. Uh uh, we're in this corner.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Brandon woke up and found a puddle of moisture in
the bed he shares with girlfriend Gandhi. He looks over
and asks, did you wet the bed? Gandhi replies with
the most ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Story I've ever heard. Okay, are you ready for the
people's court?

Speaker 15 (33:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
All right, here we go, Brandon. Do you want to
start first? Let me type this cave. Brandon is going first. Okay, good, Sorry,
I'm still using my royal typewriter.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
All right, Brandon, do you want to tell us exactly
what happened this morning as you opened your eyes to
start your Friday?

Speaker 15 (33:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (33:57):
Absolutely kill you. So GANI comes in every morning to
wake me up because I'm terrible at waking up. So
she gave me a nice hug to wake up this morning.
And when she left and walked out of the room,
I stretched and I got out of the bed, and
when I.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
Went to.

Speaker 24 (34:18):
Take my morning tea, the whole side of my pants
was wet, my my wave pants ahead, my waist, my.

Speaker 15 (34:32):
Shirt was wet.

Speaker 24 (34:34):
And at that point I yelled downstairs to ask her
if she peed the bed, and she told me that no,
in the middle of the night, that she was dumping
water on her feet, washing her feet in the middle
of the bed.

Speaker 15 (34:49):
All right o'clock in the morning, All.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Right, So that was her excuse. That was her excuse.
Blame blame lad water on their feet.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Okay, now let's here, gandhi story God, this morning, this morning,
your boyfriend Brandon, welcome to a side moist and he
is convinced it's not his urine, it's yours.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Do you wish to state your side of the story?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yes, I would like to say it's not urine at all,
because Brandon, first of all, do I or do I
not do crazy things in my sleep all the time?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Like talk?

Speaker 6 (35:24):
You will will you will not talk to the witness,
You will not talk to you will just addresses, just
address the court.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Okay, this witness is being belligerent.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Well, all right, fine, Brandon knows I am full of
crazy things in my sleep. I move around, I talk,
I kick people. I have sleep paralysis sometimes I yell.
All kinds of things happen in my sleep.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
So in hell, can I know what you do in
your sleep? You're asleep, Because he tells me, people record it.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
They take video of me sleeping with my eyes half
open because I have crazy sleep issues.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Okay, all right, so tell everyone what happened then.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
So, approximately three thirty, I had a dream that I
was at the beach with my parents and I needed
to desperately wash my feet off with water, which actually
happens when I'm with my parents at the beach. I
woke up to me and my water bottle dumping water
on my feet. Only so the fact that it's somehow
all over him. He says it was from his toes
to his back. One who peased like that too. I

(36:20):
don't even know that I believe that that's the story,
but that's okay. So I was like, ah, I screamed, Yeah,
I think the witness. So I screamed in the middle
of the night, and I was like, oh, I knew
it tried to wake this fool up. By the way,
maybe you guys should ask him why he didn't wake up.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Why didn't you wake up.

Speaker 15 (36:45):
Last night?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Okay? Edible, All right, well.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Now you're becoming the suspect. Didn't that funny how the
suspect is turning it around and making you the guilty
party exactly?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Look at you blaming, blaming the victim.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Thank you, I'm yelling. I have the water bottle in
my hand. I'm like, Brandon, you're not gonna believe this.
He's knocked out, dead asleep, so whatever I touched him,
he didn't feel wet at all. To me, I get up,
there are little wet footprints to the towel. Room, got
a towel, came back, dabbed up what I thought was
all the water, just put my feet back on it,
went back to sleep. Then he wakes up this morning
and I'm downstairs making him breakfast. By the way, when

(37:22):
he decides to yell, did you pee on me?

Speaker 6 (37:24):
I was like, all right, okay, we heard your story,
as outlandish as it is. One more final thought from Brandon. Brandon,
any more thoughts before we rule on this case.

Speaker 15 (37:39):
Well, she's guilty of peeing in the bed?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Okay, basically, yeah, all right?

Speaker 13 (37:45):
Hey you all right?

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Well, there you go?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Can I throw in also?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Sure, yeah, please.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I did a sniff test. I pulled the sheets off
the bed. There's no pea stain. He did a sniff
test too, and I know he did, because there's no
way he would have left with all over him.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Did you did you actually take a whiff of your
girlfriend's urine yesterday?

Speaker 14 (38:05):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Goodness?

Speaker 15 (38:07):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Okay and okay, okay, Brandon, honestly did you smell Did
it smell like urine or did it have no smell whatsoever?

Speaker 24 (38:16):
That's why I asked her if it was Pete?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Of course I hate you.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Okay, So here we go? All right, uh, here we go?
Did we want to go around the room? Were kind
of late here, but I just want to see what
you think.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Just a few words of thought here, Yes, Froggy sure, okay,
Froggy is too busy picking up dog crap right now,
so we'll move on to good Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yes, thoughts gotta go, We gotta go to it.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with. I'm taking
Gandhi sided this.

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Gandhi has a history she has a past of having
weird sleep things, and something weird happened. She dumped it,
and I don't know how she would peep from her
feet down at the bottom of the bed.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
I mean, okay, it doesn't pa.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
By the way, Froggy has two Cocker spaniels. One of
them crapped the floor. That's our next case. That's the
case out in the hallway that'll be coming up next. Danielle, Danielle,
your thoughts, uh? The pee of the bed story with
Brandon and Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (39:06):
Yeah, so, Brandon, you know I love you, but I
have to go with Gandhi here because exactly that. She
has weird, strange stories all the time that she tells us.
But she did the pee test. You sniffed it and
it passed, And like she said, she tried to wake
you up. It's not my fault or her fault. You
had edibles and you didn't wake up. She tried to
show you.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
So I'm gone with all right, scary quickly, we're running
out of time or behavior with Gandhi.

Speaker 17 (39:30):
Whenever she whenever she does something, she will admit it,
like if she if she farts.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
She raises her hand, so if she pee. Why wouldn't
she tell the truth? She confessed to it. It was water. Really,
do you really raise your hand on your heart. That's
the strangest reaction to farting I've ever.

Speaker 15 (39:48):
Heard of this.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Well, I mean, not necessarily, but you know, if I
do it, I own it. I would have loved to.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Actually be you, Delta, you smelted. It's another case. Yes,
it quickly nate your thoughts. Not enough evidence to convict.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
I'm sorry, brand, but going forward, I think you guys
need to put a camera in the bedroom to document
what she does during the night.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
This happens again. I don't know if that's gonna happen,
but thank you very much. All right, I want to rule.
I do believe. Sorry, guys, Gandhi peede the bed.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
I'll tell you you're gonna take a side this.

Speaker 13 (40:21):
Shirk.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Here's the thing. You have made up some stories in
the past. But I was dreaming. I went to the
beach of my parents and I had to wash my
feet off with water. No, no, you know we will.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
We will sentence you later. But Gandhi, I find you guilty. Guilty, guilty.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You come smell these sheets.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I'm gonna puff sniff your seats.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Brandon, I'm gonna come up with an adequate payment to
take care of you. You need to be compensated for
your loss. Okay, thank you?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
What did he lose?

Speaker 7 (40:55):
What did he really love?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Does anyone think for a second that potentially he peede
the bed coincidentally I got water on the bed, but
then he peed making a big mess.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Well, the burden of proof is on you, and we'll
do that in another case if you if you wish
to appeal, fine, and there you go. Today's People's Court
and Gondhy, I love you, but you got to come
up with a better outrageous story next time.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Wait, wait, wait, this.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Jury pool is four against one, four on my side
and he's just just making me guilty.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
But his name's on the show, So I guess if
we all agree with you, how boring would that be?
We love you, Brandon, have a beautiful day, and uh
thank you Brandon.

Speaker 15 (41:33):
Well good bye, bye bye, love you.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
To ask you a question, Gotti is your boyfriend? Hanging
up the phone now and going what the hell am
I am I dating?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
What about?

Speaker 25 (41:43):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Always? He says this all the time, like he hears
me doing things and he's like, that's my girlfriend. Ladies
and gentlemen, that's my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Which is why your story is probably a little true,
but I can't admit that on the air.

Speaker 26 (41:55):
Tell mis Terran, now mis Dan in the morning show,
don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 12 (42:12):
All right.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Well, you know when it comes to the wedding, a
lot of people get very tense. Oh yeah, so that's
what today's phone TAP's about. The letter coming in says
dear Elvis, I'm getting married next week to the love
of my life. They're getting married on a beautiful farm
by the way. Anyway, Richie goes on to say, there's
a lot of extra planning going on, so my mom, Susan,
decided to take on most.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Of the planning.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
So why don't we give her a little phone tap
let her know something isn't right for the wedding on
the farm. All right, Richie, we hear you. We're gonna
phone tap your mom Susan. Garrett is going to start
to call as the farm owner to let Susan know
that one of their requests couldn't be fulfilled.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
And let's see how she handles it.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
Let's see if mom can hang on that. Richie's gonna
jump in on the call. Here is today's phone tap.
Let's listen in.

Speaker 14 (42:58):
Hello.

Speaker 21 (42:58):
Hi is this Susan. Susan, Hey, Susan, Hey Susan. It's
John Potts over on the farm.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (43:06):
Oh? Hi John?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Good here from you?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
All right?

Speaker 16 (43:09):
Everything coming this weekend?

Speaker 21 (43:10):
Oh it's great. Yeah. So it just wanted to run
some things by you for Archie's wedding.

Speaker 14 (43:15):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 21 (43:16):
So it seems the chairs have arrived. They're in mint condition.

Speaker 16 (43:20):
Uh.

Speaker 25 (43:22):
Yes, the grass just got moded the other day, so
we're all set with that. The John Deluxe porta potty
that you wanted for the outdoor bathrooms, it seems they're
not going to be able to make it to the
wedding on time.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Uh what does that mean?

Speaker 25 (43:41):
There was an order for this porta potty system to
go to another venue before they came to the Yeah,
they're going to actually be in two states over and
it's going to be impossible for them to get the
porter potty from point A to the wedding on the
farm on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 21 (43:57):
Unfortunately, No, this is one of the.

Speaker 16 (43:58):
Other options ations. I mean, this has to happen all
the time.

Speaker 25 (44:01):
That's another an option I was seeing if we could
come up with some ideas maybe to get.

Speaker 14 (44:06):
Around we have an idea, how about how about we
get the deluxe porter potty?

Speaker 24 (44:09):
How about that idea?

Speaker 16 (44:10):
This is the only company and all of that has.

Speaker 25 (44:13):
It, well, this is the only one that met your
specific qualifications for I mean, this is because I.

Speaker 16 (44:19):
Don't want my guests taking the pot in the back.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
That's why people are gonna have gowns on.

Speaker 15 (44:25):
Do you know that?

Speaker 25 (44:26):
Totally aware of that, and and that's why I'm calling
you today to hopefully find out how we could fix
this problem.

Speaker 16 (44:33):
I'm gonna fix this problem. How I'm gonna fix the
problem is you're gonna get me a porter potty. I
don't care if you're.

Speaker 14 (44:38):
Gonna get a hammer on some scrums and put it
together yourself.

Speaker 16 (44:42):
That's how it's gonna happen.

Speaker 21 (44:43):
Let's be a little realistic here. I cannot do that.

Speaker 13 (44:46):
But so realistic is that I have a.

Speaker 16 (44:48):
Wedding happening on Saturday.

Speaker 13 (44:50):
That's the realism here.

Speaker 25 (44:51):
One thing that me and my partner were thrown around
is have an suv ready to go on standby and
shuttle people back and forth to the next house.

Speaker 16 (45:00):
What shuttle people like a poop showing? No way, no
way are we doing that. A lot of older relatives
they want to see their great grandson get married. And
if they have to go to the bathroom, which they
do every twenty minutes, just about they're not gonna growl
down the next TV to go tick a crap. I
want what I paid for or what I want? What

(45:22):
I said I want?

Speaker 25 (45:24):
All right, I will go see what I could do. Okay,
I'll call you back in a little bit. Fine, Hey, Richie, Yes,
we're gonna call her back and you're going to talk
to her.

Speaker 14 (45:33):
Okay, Hey, mom, I just spoke to the director over
at the farm and he's telling me that they are
not going to be able to get the deluxe trailer
bathroom facilities.

Speaker 16 (45:51):
And they just called and said that they accidentally rented
out to somewhere else in Pennsylvania or something they said,
and they're telling me that we are aren't gonna have it.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
No quarter money still looks fun, right right?

Speaker 14 (46:05):
Noight? And you want to know what Elsie, Oh the
baby's crying.

Speaker 16 (46:08):
You want to know what Elsie told me? So he
told me that the guy is going to be taking
people from SUV's over to the big House to go potty.

Speaker 18 (46:15):
That's what he told me.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
That's gonna Mom.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
I don't think that that's that bad of an idea.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
If that's all we can do, if that's the best
we can do, then that's what.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
We should do.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
That can't happen.

Speaker 16 (46:25):
Can you imagine Ampi Rand how often does she go
to the bathroom at Chris all the time?

Speaker 8 (46:29):
She does go to the bathroom a lot.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
But I think I think that what they've got is what.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
We're gonna have to take.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
No, this can't happen this way, Mom, What you just
got phone taps?

Speaker 25 (46:41):
What hey, Susan, And my name is Garret from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show. And your son Richie wanted
to play a phone tap on you about the wedding?

Speaker 14 (46:48):
Phone tap?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Did you want your mother to have a heart attack.

Speaker 16 (46:51):
Before the wedding?

Speaker 21 (46:53):
Susan? What do you got to say to your son Richie?

Speaker 18 (46:55):
I want to ring you the neck, That's what I
have to says Dan's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 18 (47:04):
The Elvis en phone tab only on Elvis Oran in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Show scary as a thought, what's that?

Speaker 15 (47:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (47:13):
Over the weekend we went to a wedding of some
friends of ours and as it turns out, one of
the guys, who's a big wig corporate suit in our company,
moonlights as a DJ and he crushed it. He was
the DJ for the night. Our friend Ray Tejda and
he was an MC and a DJ. So my question is,
what do you do that nobody knows about? Are you

(47:33):
moonlighting as something else? As someone else in another job?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Only fans, I mean, yeah, fans for extra cash, spending money.
I want to do a topic I don't know, Okay,
so scary I listen, we'll go to your first What
do you have on the side that we don't know about?

Speaker 17 (47:49):
I don't have any side hustle, but you know that
there's some teachers or nurses out there doing other things
or maybe other you could be, you know, but whatever
it is, maybe people don't know about it.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
But you do two three, four jobs.

Speaker 17 (48:00):
I mean, it takes a lot to earn a living
and you know, make ends meet these days, you know
that people are doing things they're not talking about.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Okay, And we love a good side hustle. But I
like it even better if no one knows about it. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
I mean it doesn't mean it has to be a
so salaicious, you know, nasty thing. It could be something
you just don't want to share with anyone. It's your thing, exactly,
You want it on your own, all right, Texas, now
fifty five one hundred.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
What are you doing on the side that no one
knows about? Okay, this could get fun.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
I want to hear from you now, Texas at fifty
five one hundred, tell you well, let's go to line eighteen.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
It's our friend Tesla. Hey, Tesla, how you doing?

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (48:36):
Am good?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
How are you doing well? So you're a teacher by day?

Speaker 15 (48:41):
Right?

Speaker 13 (48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Yeah, yeah, what do you teach?

Speaker 13 (48:46):
I'm a high school English teacher?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Okay? And so what do you do on the side?

Speaker 13 (48:53):
So on the side, I write spicy romance novel o.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
How cool is that?

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
So when you say spicy, we're talking like not safe
for work spicy.

Speaker 13 (49:03):
Oh yeah, like like three or four chili peppers.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Spicy word Loins used a lot.

Speaker 13 (49:11):
I don't avoid it, but maybe one I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Lloyd's Lloyin's a sexy word of the of Lloyd's I
think of pork.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I think it's just one of those words that's used
solely in spicy romance novels, never in real life.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Wow, this is excellent, though, I mean, you have to
have quite a vivid imagination. And I'm assuming it's a
little bit of a sex drive as well. I don't know,
but but are they more on the are they more
on the romance side or on the like get down
and get funky, get loose side.

Speaker 13 (49:43):
I try to do a little bit of both. I'm
a hopeless romantic, so I think you know why too.
I can't have books.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
A friend of mine was reading one of those on
a plane ones and I said, what are you reading?
She said, look at this. I started reading and I
was like, I got embarrassed. I'm oh my god.

Speaker 10 (49:58):
That sounds hot sometimes, but sometimes it's too much of
It's like every other page, I'm like, where is the
storyline here?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Guys?

Speaker 13 (50:05):
Yeah, there's got to be plot.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Well, so does it pay well? I mean, is it
very lucrative for you?

Speaker 13 (50:13):
I mean I wish it was a little more lucrative,
but it's awesome.

Speaker 20 (50:17):
You know. Every couple of months I get to see
how much I sold, And it can go anywhere from
a couple of thousand copies a couple of hundred copies.
It really depends on you know how the quarter goes.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Oh that's so hot? All right?

Speaker 15 (50:29):
Now?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Do your family and friends know that you do this?
Or is it just like a do you just keep
it to yourself kind of thing?

Speaker 13 (50:36):
Almost nobody knows. I told my mom, but she told
me she wished she didn't know.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
So yes, Well did you say, do you have a
pen name like another?

Speaker 15 (50:49):
So?

Speaker 13 (50:50):
Testlass Storm is my pen name.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I mean to write this down hold on Tesla Storm.

Speaker 13 (50:56):
Yes, Storm, because the books are electrifying.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Oh yeah, Nate, what's up?

Speaker 19 (51:05):
I found a passage from a book. It's pretty steamy.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Can you read it? He kissed a path along.

Speaker 19 (51:10):
Her jaw and then worked his way down her stomach,
pushing her tank top up.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
She lifted her shoulders and pulled it off.

Speaker 19 (51:17):
Oh my goodness, his beard look there, raising goosebumps on
her heated flesh as he trailed his tongue around a nipple.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Wow, I like titles to denying.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Denying the Alpha.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
Yeah, billion dollars, salt and blood.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
So does anyone do romance novels for like older people.

Speaker 13 (51:45):
They do because they call them different names.

Speaker 20 (51:48):
But there's such a thing as like a May December
romance which has to do age.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
You know, here's the one right here, look at Listen
to this passage, he slowly pushed her. Depends to the right.

Speaker 13 (52:03):
Dear God, maybe this is a demographic. I need to
break in.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
Wait, she left his teeth on the dresser.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
See it takes imagination. All right, Tesla Storm, it's an
auto meeting. We love, we love your side hustle uh
and it will keep it tow us just between us.

Speaker 13 (52:21):
All right, awesome, thank you so much, thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
My nineteen is Kristin. Hello Kristin, Hi, Hi, I saw
your text come through. I love this. So Kristen is
a pre K teacher and her side job she's an
NC double a women's basketball official. How cool is that?
Who is question?

Speaker 23 (52:44):
I am?

Speaker 27 (52:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Why do you keep it a secret?

Speaker 13 (52:50):
It's not really a secret.

Speaker 27 (52:51):
Most people know that I do it.

Speaker 13 (52:52):
But it's my side job.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
That's so. And how long does it take to get
to that position.

Speaker 27 (53:00):
Depends on I guess the effort that you put in
to learn the rules and practice and like work, your
way up pretty much.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
Oh did you play basketball? I did?

Speaker 13 (53:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Okay, Wow.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
Now how is it when you make a call and
they everyone starts yelling at you and hating you? I mean,
does it get kind of kind of kind of hairy?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Sometimes it can.

Speaker 27 (53:25):
Yeah, that's I guess the life of a referee in
any sport. Unfortunately, people have their opinions and don't always agree.

Speaker 7 (53:35):
With the rules or the calls.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Oh do you forget death threats? Or on the flip side,
do people try to bribe you?

Speaker 27 (53:43):
No death threats, but people will joke like before the
game and try and you know, be friendly and say hey,
like you're you're on our side, right, But we pretty
much have.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
To remain unbiased to anybody.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Right all right?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Well, look, thanks for sharing with us. I mean, is
this something you want to do forever? Are you loving it?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Do you think even after you stop teaching, you'll continue
as a as a game official?

Speaker 13 (54:08):
If I'm physically able.

Speaker 27 (54:09):
Yeah, I've been doing it for about fifteen years now,
so it's something that I enjoy. I love being around
the sport and the people I work with are great.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
I love it all right, cool, listen, thanks for sharing
that with us and wait till you hear the next call.
This is gonna be kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Have a good one.

Speaker 15 (54:26):
Thanks you thing. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Hey Line seventeen is Tony? Are you ready for this? Hey? Tony?

Speaker 13 (54:33):
Hi, guys, good morning.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Before we talk about what you do on the side,
how are you feeling today?

Speaker 12 (54:40):
I'm feeling wonderful and okay, very.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Well, maybe thanks to you. So Tony, tell everyone what
you do on the side.

Speaker 11 (54:50):
Well, my side hustle is I sign up for a
long term clinical trial?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh? Okay, can you give us an example of what
that what that could mean?

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (55:00):
And right now I am more than halfway through a
two year study on an RSV vaccine.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (55:11):
I can't really say what company, what pharmaceutical company it
is for, because I think that might be part of
my contract. But it's pretty cool because once a month,
while I got an initial two hundred.

Speaker 12 (55:30):
Dollars signing bonus. Once a month, I have a fifty dollars.

Speaker 11 (55:38):
Site in for a call that lasts about thirty.

Speaker 12 (55:42):
Seconds for like a check in, and then twice a
year an in person check in for one hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Now, have you ever felt any side effects that you
have to report back? And go, hey, yo, I'm growing
a penis out of my forehead. Maybe you need to
come take a look.

Speaker 12 (56:01):
Yeah, well, if that would happen, then I would have
a different side hustle.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
But wait, can I ask how many of these you've done?

Speaker 13 (56:14):
This is my second one.

Speaker 11 (56:17):
But this one was personal for me because I signed
up because two of my three children had RSV when
they were a little baby.

Speaker 12 (56:25):
And I know people are both very young and elderly
that have suffered from RSV, so I signed up for
it times for personal reasons. But I did have a
side effect because.

Speaker 11 (56:38):
Right in the beginning, it's a double blind, which means
nobody knows what kind of shot you're getting. And literally
the day after I got the shot, I went to
get up out of bed to go to work, and
the room was spinning.

Speaker 12 (56:51):
I couldn't get off Okay, I couldn't up straight.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Wow, Okay, there you go.

Speaker 9 (56:56):
Look.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
I guess you know, I little thank you is appropriate
for what you're doing. I mean, you could be saving lives,
you know. I think that's a cool things.

Speaker 12 (57:06):
I hope the vaccine gets approved and I hope it
does help to save you know, some people's pain and
suffering in the future excellent.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Well all right, cool Tony, thanks for listening, and good
luck with that new appendage growing out of your forehead.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
I don't know, I like that.

Speaker 6 (57:23):
That could be a different side hustle. I got one
more Duncan online sixteen. A pre K teacher during the
school year. You have you noticed a little pattern here?
A lot of teachers have side hustles because well, you know,
either they love the extra work or they're severely underpaid,
just saying, Duncan, how you doing?

Speaker 9 (57:42):
Hey, guys, how they're going?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
We're doing okay? So a pre K teacher during the
school year, what do you do during the summer?

Speaker 9 (57:50):
I hit the road as a musician?

Speaker 15 (57:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Cool?

Speaker 9 (57:53):
Really, tell of my friends several years ago, like twenty fifteen,
twenty sixteen, decided that we really liked playing music together
and we just dove right into it and it picked up.
Things got pretty busy during the summer, and we hit
a lot of festivals.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
We're not too big, you.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
Know, I mean, we're just but in West Virginia where
I'm from, we we've gone all over the state and
sometimes it's it's really funny because I'm a pre K teacher,
so I worked with primarily four and five year olds,
and a couple of times I'll catch myself asking the
guys that they have to go to the party before
we hit the stage.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Good, that's so cool.

Speaker 9 (58:36):
The classroom, and then I'll go leave the classroom and
then I'll go talk to my thirty year old friends
like five year olds.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Well, I feel like we do that here in this
room every day. But so so, but you're on the road.
I mean, how many days are you out of your
own bed at home when you're on the road as.

Speaker 9 (58:52):
A musician, right, so we have sometimes we'll have a
couple of weeks off, but whenever it gets busy, you know,
I'm I'm you know, I'm sleeping on a on a van.

Speaker 17 (59:02):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
There's like three nights out of the week, and then
I'm back home a couple of nights and then you know,
we'll go back on the road again the week later,
and you know, I'll be in a in a city
in an airbnb for a couple of nights and wow,
it's crazy. But it's completely different than what I do
as my day job.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
Well completely different, But I mean, so I guess you
get a taste of what it's like when our favorite
artists are on the road.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I mean they don't go home for months sometimes, yes,
and I just this could be weird. I get it.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
That's got to be a rough life. Well, look, thanks
for listening to us. What kind of music do you
guys play, Duncan.

Speaker 9 (59:35):
So, it's it's strange, it's hard to put into we're
instrumental bands.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
We have no vocals, believe it or not. Wow.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
Yeah, yeah, So we focused primarily and only on the
sound of that we're making, you know, with that with
our instruments, which is completely different from the norm. But
we do a lot of uh, you know, funky rock. Uh,
it's a whole bunch of different genres. But we like
to get your your booty moving, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
We like it when our booty is moving, all right.
Thank you Duncan, and thanks for sharing with us. And
thanks for being a teacher. We love our teachers and
uh thanks, thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Thanks. We love it. We love it when the teachers
are calling. We love we love to support you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
So if Duncan's on the road coming to your town soon,
you know it, make sure you put some money in
the in the jar.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Seriously, can you imagine going on tour? What kind of life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Is that chaotic? I would assume.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yeah, yeah, I don't mind.

Speaker 15 (01:00:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I guess you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
You know, if you have a wife or husband or
a boyfriend or girlfriend at home, that could be awesome
to get away from the kids. Yeah, just Mommy's could
be back in three months. Kids, here's some cereal for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I think a lot of.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
People do do that. They're like, Dad's in charge of
the next three months. I'll see you later.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
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The Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
That list of places women don't want to go to
on a first date. Yeah, of this, but we never
talked about it. We think it's never too late.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
No, I just think people have lost their minds. We're
only three places on that that I think are I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
Know about those.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
I mean, I give you the list in okay, So
a list of twenty eight places not to take a
woman on the first date.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Where do these this list even come from?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Like TikTok and instagram lists?

Speaker 25 (01:01:44):
Come?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Okay? Have you seen the list?

Speaker 15 (01:01:46):
Have you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Have you all seen the list?

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
So a group of women put together this list of
twenty eight places women do not want to go to
on a first date. A lot of it has to
do with chain restaurants. Froggy, By the way, just because
I'm reading this list doesn't mean we agree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Yeah, I disagree with the majority of it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
What's Froggy doing?

Speaker 15 (01:02:08):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
I keep forgetting Froggy is a program director of another
radio station, so he's doing three jobs at once.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Any of something in his eye? What do you have
in your eye? Are you okay?

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
I don't know? It just it like flew in my
eye second ago and I cannot get it out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
God, I hate it when it gets in my eyes.
It's not that I didn't say. What did I say?

Speaker 15 (01:02:25):
It was?

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
I don't know, but it's not that okay, So anyway,
On this list of places women don't want to go
on a first date, a lot of them are chain restaurants.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
That's okay, it's the first place I took Lisa. Okay,
Applebee's there you go. That is on the list.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
That's a great day. Even my friend thinks about it. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I love Applebee's anyway. So on the list of restaurants
they don't want to go on a date on first date,
Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Nonsense.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
I would go there in a second.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
If you can't find something on a cheesecake factory menu,
you're the problem there.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Sniders are insane, and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
You have a leftovers for like ten days.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
This people, you could even have a first date leftover
party with cheesecake Factory. Yeah, okay, cheesecake Factory, Chili's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I'm going take me cause amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Ken Jimpson Man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Apple Bee's is on there. Chipotle, now that's a little
more fast foodish delicious. It's a first date. Let's hang
out apple Bees on a date night.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Okay, here comes my fine way. Hey, I know it's
a first date, but I've I planned an evening at
Olive Garden with you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
I I would go at the breadsteaks, and then never
ruending salad.

Speaker 14 (01:03:37):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
Yeah, and when you're done, buy the little cheese crater
for them. That's extra bonus.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
Oh yeah, you get the salad dressing to take homes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Okay, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Olive Garden not
on a first date.

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Okay, that's an anniversary all right? Starbucks? Okay, look, you know,
let's meet for a cup of coffee. Nothing wrong with
that for a quick meet up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Why not first date? List? Uh, you don't want to
hit on as Denny's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Well, Denny's is after you've parted, exactly, want to be there?

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
Denny's breakfast that's the next morning.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
That's disco fried some o mi HEMI exactly? How about
I hop for your first day? I like, I don't
want to Buffalo Wild Wings? Yeah, why not to be dubs,
Danielle wing stop, Yes, never been.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
How about red Lobster?

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
Yeah not me. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
It's for the seafood lover in you.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
I don't have no.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
They have chicken and steak and your biscuits.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
I still yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Oh here's one. Would you ever take anyone to like
a fight? Like the fights for a first day. Well,
I spend all that money and we can take into
a waffle house. Oh my god, they throw chairs and
crapp in there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
They get that, and then you played Jonas Brothers on
the way God waffle Scottie B.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Talk to me if you're not going to waffle house
with me? Seriously? Okay? So also they say any foods,
fast food chain or any buffet. All right, but that's
my drag name, Chalita buffet. Yes, now non non restaurants.
Uh the list. Don't take me on the first date,
these women said, don't take me to the movies.

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
I could kind of see that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
But it's good though, isn't this. Let's not chill with
Netflix at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Oh, never invite me to your house on a first lind.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
What if you're ready to do at duet on the
first date?

Speaker 21 (01:05:38):
Yeah, that's how you get killed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I've seen a lot of specials start up.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Well, most of the most of the documentaries on Netflix
are about people going home to watch Netflix and getting killed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Murder, go into the guy's house. No, how about church?
The first date at church?

Speaker 14 (01:05:54):
For me to know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I okay, I do that either. Well you wouldn't, but there.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Are some people if they if they find out BEFO
for first dates that they are they are into faith
at a certain level.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Yeah together, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
What if it's your grandmother's funeral at the church.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Okay, how about the gym? First date at the gym?
What if you're both health nuts and you really love
to work out. Hey, you know what, tomorrow morning, Saturday morning,
why don't we go to the gym and we'll go
have lunch after. Would you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
No, no, because then I'm also going to feel a
lot of pressure about what I get at lunch because
this idiot's a gym buff and I'm like, Oh, we
just worked out and I have to eat a salad.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Not everyone I go to the gym. I'm not a
gym buff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
There are certain people though, that you don't want to
eat around because they're so healthful.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
Oh I know.

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
Yeah, Tommy, Tommy de Daria. Forget, he's on the show
all the time. I would I ate with him one time,
and I will never do it again.

Speaker 27 (01:06:50):
What did he get?

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Do you get a salad?

Speaker 14 (01:06:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
No, I'm involved like fish with no oil.

Speaker 15 (01:06:54):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
First date sporting.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Events Noday, I'm ready, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Say you're both a fan of insert team here.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
Anyway, you cheer them on and scream your heads off.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
It's a drink, eat some chicken wings and meat ups.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
First date, family functions, No, god, not.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
A first date. You don't even know me, my parents
meeting people for at least three.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Years out for ice cream? They're saying coffee dates or
no on this list, a bowling night, night, nightclubs, go ahead.
Dianson made this list? Have no joy?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
How about who understand.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
That hookah bar, hook a bar? Or go out just
for drinks? Let's mean out for a drink. What's wrong
with that that we're all functioning alcoholics? Or they say
another place, not just not to kick off a relationship
with the first date is on any place or going
to any place that requires a long drive? I agree
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I agree with that you want to be able to
go home quickly?

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yeah, yes, scary one.

Speaker 17 (01:07:55):
I don't want to meet the high maintenance women who
put this list together because coffee dates and going out
for a drink are two of the biggest icebreakers. How
are you supposed to go for a long, five hour
dinner if you can't like screen the person first and
go out with them and have a nice converse.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
A lot of people would agree with you. But also,
I know, but going after the hi, what do you
call them? The women?

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
I know, but but that's what they're saying.

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
Be at the gas station. Okay, I want to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
What's that? What's that? Garrett?

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
What's left?

Speaker 21 (01:08:34):
Just went through everything?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
At a park beach?

Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
But then someone's gonna be like, it's free at a park,
you cheap skate. If someone took out a coupon on
their first date, would you be cool with it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Or would you be like, oh, that's another conversation problem.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
Just take their money.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
If I'm just please someone take me out, I don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
I'll go into audio card. What if somebody takes you
on a date uses a gift card? I don't see
that it's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
I don't either. There are some people that would.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
I just want to eat.

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
Who was it the video that was going around this
woman she's getting out of the Is this where this
came from? She was getting out of the car and
the guy was taking here to her cheesecake.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
From Yeah, she wouldn't get out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
She's like, I'm not getting out of this car. And
going in there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
If I was him, I would have been like, fine,
stay there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
I would to get out of this car, but I'm
not going in.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
You're going to her in the hot car and got in,
had my dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:09:20):
That's my last date with her, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Producer sam and I were talking about this and I
couldn't agree more. Christy High, good morning, Good morning. So
your first date took you where?

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
And did you like it or not?

Speaker 13 (01:09:33):
We went to Hooters?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Okay, okay, so how that? How did that conversation go?
How was this proposed to you?

Speaker 23 (01:09:41):
Well, well, we were actually supposed to go to a
different restaurant, but the wait was too long and I
was starving because I was about probably an hour and
a half late with meeting him for our first date.
So we saw Hooters and I was like, I'm finally
going there.

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
Let's go to Hooters.

Speaker 18 (01:10:00):
I said, you know, I love their buffalo chicken salad.

Speaker 13 (01:10:03):
So that's what we did.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I think that's a great date.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Okay, that was the first date. Were there any dates after?

Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Oh yeah, we're still together.

Speaker 23 (01:10:13):
Twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yeah, wow, that's so cool. If someone said to me
and Samantha was saying the same thing, Hooters, I'll hell.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was my pick.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
And he never called me back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
He thought I was kidding. I'm like, I'm at Hooters.

Speaker 22 (01:10:26):
And then I was at Hooters and he's like, you
want to go somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
I'm like, not the most do you need to?

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
And then he just sat there and didn't have fun
all night.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Oh and then you married him?

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Well, Christie, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
I think I'm gonna put Hooters at the top of
that the top of the first date list. Thank you, Christy,
Thank you for listening to us every day.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
You I mentioned going to Buffalo Wildlad with Nate on
his first date.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Hold on, thank you, Christy. You have a good day. Okay,
he had to put gloves on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Yeah, my gloves and bring my PEPSI and Nate, you
should never take a date there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
That's right, That's right, Danielle, because he has gird. He
is gird. But no, Nate, he can't eat any finger
foods without his his surgical gloves.

Speaker 15 (01:11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I mean it's the same gloves you use when you
go out to the barn and check the horse. You
know what I'm saying. Would just imagine the date that.

Speaker 19 (01:11:10):
I go on that I put on my gloves and
she puts on her gloves match.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Made and not gonna happen. And so you're going on
a date and you're you look like a crazy person.
They're like, forget, it's still killer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Are those the same gloves you use in your kill room?

Speaker 15 (01:11:24):
Stop?

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Actually, if I went out on date and the guy
put on gloves while he was eating rings, I will
verily take a picture and send it to my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Like, Okay, so first date. Where was it who proposed this?

Speaker 15 (01:11:35):
By the way, Uh so it was my idea.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
I thought it would be super cool, super like cool guy. Yeah,
we went to hot yoga. Oh okay, okay, we have
we have a mix of emotions in the room. Okay.
So producer Sam said she would love a first date
at the hot yoga.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
I would have loved that, Yeah, I would.

Speaker 14 (01:11:55):
I would.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
That's where I used to take dates.

Speaker 20 (01:11:57):
Smell.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
The smells that came out of both of us was
definitely an I don't know list all those pheromones rolling around.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
And then of course I was you know, I went
to hot yoga one time, Jermaine, and I've never heard
so many people farting in the same room ever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
It was like a lot of room and it's hot.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
So your idea was like, okay, hot yoga, And was
there a was there hesitation in your friends and demeanor?

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
No, it was like, oh cool, I think that let's
do it.

Speaker 24 (01:12:29):
And she was with it and yeah, the smells the
parts in Yeah, we didn't see each other.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Only one part's acceptable germane you know what the one? Okay,
I get it.

Speaker 15 (01:12:44):
We'll stretch it, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
And everything that we've mentioned about being off limits for
first dates, I think do we all agree hot yoga
is probably the winner.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Yeah, yeah, you got it, Germaine, you got it. Man, Hey,
good listening to you, and thanks for listening to us.
No problem, you guys have a good big.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
This texture says, I have a straight first date, no
go out for drinks policy. I just feel like this
is the bottom of the barrel.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Such a basic date. And he got asked me what
told him, hey, be more creative?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Well, what does everybody expect somebody to like wine and
dine and impress the crap out of them on the
first date. That's when you're getting to know a person.
I might hate them, they might like this guy had
fart too much like you have no idea, and then
you want them to waste all their creative juices on
that first date.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
He did, Yes, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Here's the thing, we're all different, our profiles as far
as level of humor and sarcasm, it's all different.

Speaker 15 (01:13:46):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
If you say we're going on a first date and
we're going to.

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Fill in the blanket like the most ridiculous, screwed up,
fed up place ever, I would be like, Okay, I'm
let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Yeah, just because it's a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Absolutely, where's your first date with Alex do you remember?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Oh, it wasn't really a date. The monster.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
It's a gay bar, okay, and everyone in there is
so old. I mean they're all smell like from aldehyde.
But but that's where I met Uncle Johnny and drunk Jimmy.
Sounds like the mob. Yeah, Jackson, Hello, all right, So
you say going to Starbucks Starbucks?

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Well, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
You're saying Starbucks is actually a really choice first date place.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Why is that? In your opinion?

Speaker 13 (01:14:27):
Starbucks is the number one first date place Elvis. Okay,
especially if it's a date that is blind or a.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Date that you're not really sure of but you made
and you don't want to fake out. All right, it's
a cup of coffee, maybe a pastry.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
You know, there's a lot of people, it's public, and
it's easy to walk away from.

Speaker 13 (01:14:44):
It's a short date.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
So if it's dunk, great, coffee's over.

Speaker 8 (01:14:47):
It was like to need you goodbye.

Speaker 24 (01:14:49):
But if the conversation is sparkling and the mood is good,
I mean, it can escalate.

Speaker 13 (01:14:54):
All the way back to your place. I don't know,
I get it depends on how it goes.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
So Jackson, if you invited me out on first day
to star Bucks, I would immediately think, you know, he's
smart because he knows that if I'm if I'm like,
you know, a piece of crap, he can like exit
quickly and for a blind date.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Starbucks is great. Do they have menus in Braille?

Speaker 15 (01:15:13):
No, they don't. They should, Actually they do, they do.

Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
It Actually would be nice on like a Saturday morning
you could say, like me me at Starbucks and we'll
see how the day goes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Now that really in the morning, people aren't getting super
dressed up, so you kind of have a better gauge
on all what do you really Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
See Jackson, I see you. You're you're playing, You're playing
straight here.

Speaker 15 (01:15:35):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
And plus, don't drink coffee before you go to hot yoga.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
Yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Honey, clean up on aisle four. All right, thank you, Jackson.
We'll see you Starbucks. Thank you so much. Straight in eight.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
I think that's brilliant Jackson, because you can tell a
lot about a person based on their order, because if
they're doing non fat oat milk, no whip twenty eight
degrees celsius no.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
I gotta say that is the one thing that I
think is so horrible.

Speaker 10 (01:16:03):
If you go out to dinner with someone and you're
just starting out be you don't just order the salad
because you think that's what they want, order the cheeseburgen
fries because they're gonna see it eventually.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
Anything but what he's saying, like extra oat, sometimes that
is being them being then.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Also, if somebody's lactose intolerant, you don't want them not
to get you want them to.

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
What's wrong with lactose intolerant people?

Speaker 19 (01:16:33):
I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Love my milk. You're gonna have it and stuff, and
I'm gonna you don't want to you do you don't
want to rename your first date mud flaps I don't
mean that mud flaps. Here's Nate. If you watch a

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dinner with Nate, he's gonna let's see, look at your menu,
do you have anything binding? And I get girdez and I.

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
Need to take my gloves out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
I'm going to say it.

Speaker 22 (01:17:09):
Yeah, what I just realized the irony of the guy
with gloves saying you can't order oat milk?

Speaker 27 (01:17:14):
You maintenance?

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Frog?

Speaker 8 (01:17:17):
The guy that thinks it's high maintenance is also the
guy that looks on the menu and goes, hey, I
know you got these things in the back.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Why don't you rip this up from even though it's
not you, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
What he does.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
What proof is your drink? It's with milk?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Oh my god? Did you sneak let? What's scary?

Speaker 17 (01:17:34):
Would you agree though, that any date that you go
on that doesn't encourage social stimulation or social interaction is
a bad first date? Like the movies, that's a terrible
first date.

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
No, because that could be the way you met each other.
You we really want to go see this movie together
because you know, you talk and get to know each
other well, because when you leave the theater, you go
there someplace and talk.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Yeah, you can talk about the movie. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
I don't know. I think it's different for everyone.

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
I think painting everyone into a corner saying I feel
like this about you, and therefore that is who you want.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Come on, wake up this Terran in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Soon.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
Look, you know, you you date someone, you have a relationship,
you're friendly, then it ends for whatever reason and you
go your separate ways and it should just end there.
You know me, I'm I'm I really have a problem
with people who can't let go, and they to the
point where they drive their ex crazy, they drive themselves nuts,
and then then there's the revenge people like they did

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me wrong, so I'm going to key their car.

Speaker 11 (01:18:44):
I don't.

Speaker 14 (01:18:46):
Up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
So a friend of mine got a text from an
ex he broke up with her maybe five years ago.
She said, I just want you to know I'm happy
I'm dating someone better than.

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
You five years later.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Yes, hell wow, still like still floating on that floating
on that float in the middle of the ocean for
five years.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Really you have to let me know five years later
you're dating someone that's better than.

Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
Me, okay, And that's that gives the person the upper
hand because then they think, oh, for the last five years,
they couldn't find anybody better than me, and they've they've
been miserable. So at that point, now you don't, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
And they've been living in your head five years. That
should be expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
It should it should be if you if you keep
these thoughts in, these emotions just kind of churning around
for even months, I mean, you should be getting over that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
You really owe it to yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
Right but five years later, aha, five years later, but
still I've found someone better than you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
So the question I asked was, well, what is your
what is your response to her? What do you you
got to respond to her?

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
What did he say?

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Well, no, he's he's still trying to think. I don't know.
Maybe you shouldn't reach Maybe the best response is just
ignore it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I feel like you should thumbs up it, not even words,
just a little thumbs up reaction, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Send an egg plant.

Speaker 19 (01:20:05):
Yeah the eggplant just right back.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
No, you didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
It's just I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
It's like I don't know, it's like if you five
years later, I haven't even thought let me put myself
in his place.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
I haven't even thought of them in.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
Four years, let's say, so five years later, I'm instill
in your head my response to you should be no response.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I'm starting to get into that. Just don't respond, Just
be quiet.

Speaker 10 (01:20:29):
I think if I finally found something better, I would
have written not possible.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
That's a lie, that's that's see. That's a fun answer.
That's a good answer.

Speaker 23 (01:20:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
I don't know, but yeah, think about.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
What do you have that's still circulating in your head
and in your heart and in your soul something you
should have gotten over years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
It may not be a relationship. I'm believing I'm over
all those, but it's an.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Interesting exercise to play with yourself, like, not play with
but to work out with yourself, Like, what is something
that happened to you years ago that still bounces around
in your head and drives you crazy? These are the
thoughts you have in the shower some mornings. Oh, when
your mind goes down these weird alley ways, you're like,
why am I thinking of that? When's the last time
you thought something just really wasteful? And then you said

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to yourself, why am I thinking about this?

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Why am I doing? Why am I going through this
dialogue in my head right now? Why am I doing
this to me? Do you guys ever do that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Every night before I go to sleep, I think about
all of my cringiest moments and like fights that I
should have said something different and I would have won
if I would have said the different thing, and I'm
just like battling in my head. I think about it
all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
From how long ago the situation is going to go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Back to middle school?

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
Yeah, exactly, you know, and sometimes you have to remind
yourself you got to snap out of it and like
slap your own face right, snap out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
I love these texts that are coming in. My friend's
ex sent a text saying five years later, I have
finally found someone better than you. They're saying you should
right back like new phone, who dis.

Speaker 11 (01:22:08):
Is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
It's hard to do, but.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
You get you get into these arguments with people that
aren't even in the room with you. Then you're like,
what am I doing? That's when I want you to
slap yourself in the face and snap out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
I'm in.

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
I'm always amazed at stories from my friends, but when
they're growing up and how their brothers used to take
their dolls and destroy them. Danielle, your brother Roy, did
he ever steal your barbies and just like rip them.

Speaker 10 (01:22:39):
Oh yeah, I think it was more like put the
body parts together from other dolls and try to make something.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Else out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
He tried to Doctor Frankenstein, like.

Speaker 10 (01:22:46):
An arm from g I Joe, Let's see if this
fits the wonder Woman doll I had. Let's see if
her head goes here, you know that type of stuff.
My brother was vicious though. He took my Teddy rupskin.
You remember the Teddy repskin that talked, yes, it spend
whatever the hell it was called.

Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
The bear slammed that thing against the wall, and it
was like.

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Isn't this how Jeffrey Dahmer got started. I know my
brother's a guy, okay, but but see, I think that
takes creativity to take the parts from different dolls and
make a whole new doll.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
It is very Doctor Frankenstein, very frank What about you, bandy?
And you didn't have a brother.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
I had a sister. She was so nice to me,
so that doesn't count. However, one of my best friends
when I was younger, Nick Nick Grandaminico, if anyone's listening,
his little sister was having a birthday and they baked
all these cupcakes so she could take them into school.
He dismembered a bunch of little dolls and stuck the
body parts in the cupcakes, so when the kids bit
into them, they were eating like an arm ahead. I know,

(01:23:45):
we ruined a birthday and a doll. What was his
last name, Granda Minico was first name Nick Nick Nick Grandamnico.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
I said this a long time ago. I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
When people tell childhood stories about their friends, you always
have to use their first and last name.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Yeah we're still friends, but yeah happy.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
My mom still does that.

Speaker 10 (01:24:07):
When my mom's telling me a story about one of
her friends, she always uses their last name and go, Ma,
you only.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
Have one lady named Edna in your life. I don't
I know who you're talking.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
I think it needs to have the last name seriously
for sure. Yeah Frog.

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
My mom used to always say, you're not to hang
out with that the Andy Burkehart or that Greg Broughton
kid there bad news. I always got in trouble with them.
Every time I did something with Andy or Greg, always
got in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
But Scary used to be on the other side. He
was the one that destroyed the dolls.

Speaker 17 (01:24:37):
When my sister and I used to fight like cats
and dogs, and when we were angry with each other,
forget about it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
I used to take the doll.

Speaker 17 (01:24:43):
I used to rip the Barbie heads off, and I
used to used to put them at the bottom of
the toilet. So when she used to go and see
the bathroom into the bathroom, she would see it staring
back at her and their flowing blonde hair and just
ahead at the bottom of the toy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
That is how Jeffrey Dahmer got started.

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
Yeah, how you clomb the toilet?

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Hey, speaking of it. And they're not Barbies, they're larger dolls.
Do you did?

Speaker 19 (01:25:06):
You did?

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
We all grew up with that one friend that love
to decorate the house with doll parts, like put them
in the trees out front.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
And there's always that house.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
Well see, of course those people that live in those
houses were always my friends. They all you know, golfed out.
They all were black and black makeup, and they would
they would go to tag sails and things and buy
these dolls, like you know, like the foot tall dolls,
not Barbie. They take the heads off and they did
hang them in trees and things. Wow, that was always

(01:25:37):
the fun.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
The fun friends.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
Okay, another way Jeffrey Dahmer got started. Yes, right, But
there's nothing I don't know, is there? Is it supposed
to be creepy to hang dolls in the trees out front?

Speaker 15 (01:25:50):
It was.

Speaker 10 (01:25:51):
It's always in like the weird New Jersey magazine, and
it's like the house to avoid the creepy dolls?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Are my friends like the Is it creepy to have
a hanging doll head outside your house?

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Let me read this? Uh this text?

Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
My sisters and I would play Barbies, and she always
made Ken cheat on Barbie. So she made Barbie smack
Ken so hard his head popped off and never went
back on. So Ken had a tan body and a
white head too much? Maury my brother, My brother would

(01:26:25):
take a black sharpie and color hair in the armpits
and privates on my Barbiees.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
That's nice, Yeah, hippie Barbie.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
It's time for Barbie to get a bush. It's new bush, Barbie. Yeah, Nate,
what's up? I didn't have any sisters.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Could you actually order the replacement head if somebody cut
the hair off? I don't know because if somebody, I
guess that was.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Was that a popular?

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
We just would replace the doll because of you.

Speaker 19 (01:26:57):
Know, really, yeah, I thought you could get a replacement.

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
I don't think they have.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
Maybe like a they come in sets of three.

Speaker 10 (01:27:03):
Yeah, I mean like the Barbie that you could grow
her hair and then cut her hair, and then grow
her hair again and keep cutting it. So I think
they must have had replacements for stuff like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
That, I guess. I mean, how much word Barbie dolls
or how much are they? Are they expensive?

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
They were kind of like expensive?

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Yeah, now what does it mean?

Speaker 10 (01:27:21):
It depends like you can get one for like fifteen bucks. Now,
oh okay, it depends on the type you want, like,
you know, if it's elaborate, has lots of outfits. You know,
different things are different.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
So if I was a parent, I would just buy
lots of them for replacement parts. Yeah, yeah, just in
case little Annie lost an arm on our Barbie ear
no problem or arms in the open closet, then you
just don't holpe, you know, the police.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Go in there and find the lease.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
Yes, right, dismembered barb dismembered Barbie dolls, because that's how
Jeffrey Dahmer got started.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Right, There's no way you can really explain that away.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
All right, there you have it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
So that's our topic of the day. If you want
to spread it to your friends at work. Did your
brother used to mutilate your Barbie dolls?

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Speaker 18 (01:28:30):
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Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Let's talk about master dating, shall we? If master dating
it means you kind of just date yourself by yourself. Yeah,
I do too.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
You date yourself by and you buy yourself flowers, send
yourself a card.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
This is can't wait to see you tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Basically live out Flowers by Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Yes it's true. Go to a nice restaurant, buy yourself
from dinner. Why not.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
Yes, So talk about why you're so excited about this concept, Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Okay, So, I think that once you love yourself and
truly love yourself and date yourself, and you find a
way to be entertained by yourself and be your own
best friend, that's when you're the best partner to another
person because you're not codependent. You're not depend you know,
making them be your everything and centering your world around them.
And I think people like that. I think it's important

(01:29:39):
in any relationship to have your own independence and be
your own person and compliment each other rather than complete
each other. And I think a lot of people are
looking to be completed.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
But if you find someone who completes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
You, then that means when they're gone, you're not a
whole version of yourself anymore. And I think it's really
important to just be whole on your own and then
be with someone.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
I so agree.

Speaker 6 (01:30:01):
I mean you, it's an old, old law in the
world of dating. It's like, you should never date anyone
unless you like yourself, otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
It's going to be disaster, right. Yeah, And look, you know,
we always have things to iron out in our lives.

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
We always have potholes in the road, and I get that,
but we're human, absolutely, But there's nothing worse than getting
into relationship and it just crashes and burns because.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
You blame them for things that are your fault or
you know what have you. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
So everyone single, even if you're with someone, it's good
to go out on a master date, night, master date,
master date yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Yes, Danielle, you're married, you have kids? Do you have
a master date?

Speaker 15 (01:30:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:30:43):
I mean every now and then I'll go do something
on my own. I like to go someplace and read
a book. Sometimes I like to go to like a
cafe or something, have a cup of coffee, read a
book and just relax. So yeah, I'm fine with it.
I've gone to the movies by myself. There was a
movie I wanted to see nobody else wanted to see.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
I went, Yeah, Danielle, you have mastered master dating. Yes, Danielle,
you have Froggy ever a master date.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
You know what, I don't think I like myself enough
to do that, No, I don't. Maybe I need to
learn to like myself a little wit.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
Well, you know, it's very telling you. If you're not
master dating enough, then you need to think about this, Scary.
I'm sure you master date from time to time. I'm
afraid of master dating because you'll go blind or something.

Speaker 17 (01:31:26):
No, because it to me again, you know me, I
think everyone the whole world is looking at me, and
I'm I probably should just live in my own skin.
But you know, in a weird way, I kind of
master date in a way that I feel complete what
Gandhi was saying before, I feel like I'm a whole
person and I don't need anyone to complete me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
But at the same time, I can't physically do things.
I can't go places by myself.

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Well, then you know what, maybe you should focus on that. Yeah,
scary is the kind of guy who cannot go to
a restaurant by himself, can't go see a movie by himself,
because he thinks people are looking at him.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Just I find that sort of narcissistic a little bit.
Just say so. It looks like, you know, and I've
got friends over this weekend, i won't have time to
master date. But next week I'm gonna master date all
week long. Yeah, NonStop. It's gonna be just a It's

(01:32:21):
gonna be a master date.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
Paloosa mater date multiple times, right.

Speaker 6 (01:32:28):
Exactly someone else sens a text I'm afraid to do
things alone. I feel like everyone's judging me.

Speaker 23 (01:32:33):
They're not.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
I mean, look, I'm not saying that you're not.

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Interesting or people aren't paying attention to you. What I
am saying is, don't limit your life because you think
people are paying attention to you when.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
They most likely aren't. And they don't care totally, no offense.
They don't care. They don't care if you're alone eating.

Speaker 10 (01:32:52):
I think we all think so like if a hair
is out of place, or if, like you know, something's
wrong with our outfit, whatever. We think too much of
ourselves that most of the time people go nobody cares.
No one's looking at you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:04):
It's true, though, And if they do care, who cares?
Switching gears, Alli is on a road trip. Wait till
you hear this Ali from Allentown, PA. How you doing,
Ali good?

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
How are you guys doing well? So you are in
the car right now with your three year old and
your husband right yes, and her puppy. They're driving from Allentown,
Pennsylvania to Disney.

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 15 (01:33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
So you started this journey at nine thirty last night.
You still have roughly seven hours to go. How's it
going so far with you, your husband, your daughter, and
your puppy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Okay, I drove the first leg of the trip and
we just recently switched. Of course, our daughter was up
at like five point thirty and she was like, are
we here? And I was like, no, we're North Carrol.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
No, I've got bad news. We had to say we're
a little over half. So when you get to Disney?
What do you do with your puppy? I've always wondered
what people do with their dogs if they take them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
So we are staying at a pet friendly resort. We're
staying at Art of Animation, so he'll be able to
be with us when we're not in the park. And
they just ask that he's not in the room for more.
I think it's like more than seven hours. But having
a three year old, we have to break the day
up so he'll have copious amounts of time with his

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family and time for us too.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
So wow, And so is this their first time at Disney?

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
So my husband has never been to Disney and my
three year old has never been to Disney.

Speaker 6 (01:34:40):
Yeah, so I'm going to ask a question that some
parents may think is offensive. So you're going to a
pet friendly resort where you can leave your pet? Is
there to go to a three year old friendly place
where they'd watched your.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Three year old?

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
I mean adult Disney?

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
Yeah, so you can go do adulting at Disney's just
for a few hours, watch Illuminations or whatever over it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Do they still do that?

Speaker 12 (01:35:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
You're gonna have a great time.

Speaker 7 (01:35:03):
You can do child swap, which is good.

Speaker 10 (01:35:05):
So like, if you want to go on a ride
that the little one can't go on, you guys can
do the whole child swap thing.

Speaker 7 (01:35:10):
So that's good.

Speaker 14 (01:35:11):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Yeah, you don't know child I've never been to Disney
and I don't have children, so if.

Speaker 10 (01:35:16):
You haven't, say you're you know, you have one kid
and the adults want to go on the ride, the
dad can stay with the kid. Well, the mom goes
on the ride and instead of getting back on the line,
you swap it out. Person was Yeah, which is very
nice of this. The Disney does it, universal does it?
A lot of the big parks do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
Huh got it makes me want to have a child.

Speaker 19 (01:35:35):
Just know that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
Come on, Gandhi, let's have a kid. Okay, Ali, you
and your family, have a wonderful time. And you know
the part of the journey. I mean, the journey to
Disney is part of the fun. So I hope you're
making the most of this long drive and a send
us a text, Send us a text, and when we're
back from vacation, let us know how it was.

Speaker 12 (01:35:54):
Okay, absolutely, thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
All right, Alie, safe driving?

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
About ride or switch now?

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
And that's cool or something? So are you guys up
for long road trips like that? I mean that's a
long road trip?

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Hell yeah, yeah, with the right people, road trips are
the best.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
Right, that's the key way with the right people.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
I don't want to see who the wrong person is,
but she knows who she is. In my car. I
want to go on one of those long train rides
where you sleep on the train. Yeah, I want to
do that.

Speaker 23 (01:36:28):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Good, that means you don't have to drive, you can
be in your you know whatever. Wait, who you talking about?
Who you don't want to travel with? Oh, don't do teasing?

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
That does it rhyme withucer smam?

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:36:43):
I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
A fairy princess that resides over the pits of Hell.

Speaker 18 (01:36:50):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Okay, I don't know if you follow. We see you
Karen on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:37:06):
Yeah, I know I do.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
We see you Karen.

Speaker 6 (01:37:11):
Oh, here's this lady on the bicycle. I have a
right to ride my bike on this street. Like you
just yelling at the guy driving the car, you know, please?
The thing is the guy driving the car. He's sure
head that camera up really fast, yep to catch her.
Sometimes do you wonder if these Karen videos are which
one is the Karen here? Yes, Look, a lot of

(01:37:32):
times they do catch people doing heinous things like going
into fast food restaurants and throwing trays and throwing a fit.
And you know, I deserve to be I get that.
But sometimes do you feel that having that camera roll
up into your face makes a situation ten times worse?

Speaker 7 (01:37:49):
Of course, absolutely, at egg John totally, I wonder.

Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
I mean, I've never had a camera like thrust into
my face. I guess I don't not yet anyway, But
to Karen videos, I don't know. Then it always goes
up for debate. People posting and a lot of times
they side with the person who's being recorded and not
the person who decided to turn them in.

Speaker 10 (01:38:12):
And sometimes I think people egg people on just so
they can get a video. Like there was one video
where the guy chased this woman down in his car,
went on sidewalks and kept following her. I'm like, there's
really no need to keep doing this, but he was
recording and he had a great video, so you know,
he was just kept going.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
Tell you what, it's a tricky thing, these videos. There
have been so many situations in our society where people
being wronged would never have been vindicated ever, if someone
had not been there to record it right without doubt.
I mean, we're talking about people losing their lives. We're
also talking about people who see someone doing something a

(01:38:51):
little jankity, then they whip out that camera and it
automatically is multiplied by does of times of intensity, the
level of intensity it multiplies. It's to the point where
it's just doesn't make sense anymore. You know, have you
guys ever caught anyone doing something on camera just to
kind of try.

Speaker 7 (01:39:11):
To Froggy Dad?

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Remember what'd you get?

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
Frog?

Speaker 19 (01:39:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
Remember the lady that she tried to She tried to
raw a liquor store and she got it. She took
money out of the liquor store and took out and
they got her in the parking lot and blocked her.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
I recorded the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:39:28):
But at the same time, when you're doing stuff like that, you,
like you said, sometimes they side with the other person,
like why didn't you just leave her alone? Like so
there really is no upside to it. But you see
people doing stuff sometimes and then I think taking out
the phone exacerbates the situation of that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Yes, yeah, but like I said, you know, you draw
the line where there are things that do need to
be caught, and we do have the power of video,
so we can catch these people. So if you know,
God forbid they hurt someone or kill someone, they are
caught doing it and we got But you know, just
you know, being a turd.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
In pubblic I mean, you know what I'm saying, Yes, Producer.

Speaker 22 (01:40:07):
Sam, there are definitely those occasions where, like you're saying,
someone kind of needs to be held accountable through the video.
But there are other people I think who fool themselves
into thinking they're helping just by recording. And there's a
lot of situations where if you really feel like you
need to help someone and nothing's actually dangerous, you could
just like step in and say something instead of just
pulling out your phone and staring at the person like

(01:40:28):
I've done that. A woman was getting harrassed and a
couple of us went up to her instead of just
recording it and watching it happen.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
How fast can you can you whip your phone out
and start videoing? Let's see one fast, two, three, four
and you're on caire It took you five seconds to
whip it out? Crazy now, no, Gandhi, can.

Speaker 15 (01:40:45):
You get it?

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Can you? Can you pull yours out of the holster
faster and start recording?

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Bam, mine's usually in a pocket, Let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
But I agree, and I totally agree with what Sam said.
And I definitely think that it makes a situation worse
when you bust that camera out, and I was people
would understand sometimes people are having a mental breakdown when
this stuff is happening. Recording it is not helping the situation.
I know that there are situations where it needs to
be handled that way, but when you post it for likes,
it's kind of disgusting. And when you see somebody trying

(01:41:13):
to walk away from a situation, let them go. Let
people walk away. You don't know what's going to happen
if you follow.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
Scary's afraid of whips cameraund because he's afraid he's going
to become a target.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
They're gonna come it after him.

Speaker 17 (01:41:25):
Yeah, all of a sudden, if they see some a
third party, you know, just whip out their phone and
start recording, they may come after me because they know
the consequences if that ends up online.

Speaker 7 (01:41:33):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
I don't want to be part of that. Way. There
you go. It's a whole new world we're living in.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Scary turns us back on the whole thing, leaves everyone
to die exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
People are on your own now, don't call me anyway.
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
So that's why when you watch all these Karens being
called out in public, are you really being a part
of the problem or not?

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
I don't know, just a thought, just a thong.

Speaker 18 (01:42:03):
They wake me up, Like the Morning Show, Love Elvis
Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (01:42:09):
Show, all right, we are done, but we're coming back.
Don't you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, peat, everybody,