FULL SHOW: The Day We Thought About Death

After watching her comedy special, Elvis is obsessing over Chelsea Handler! As usual, we argue over our breakfast order. Plus, what would you do today if you knew you were dying tomorrow?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood
and life sucks. This show really gives you the ability
to bring you back up and make you feel okay.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Who right, lady, Oh, lady, lady waiting.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Elvister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
WHOA Comes a past intro. Yeah, it was like, hey, everybody,
good Boddy, Hey you're on. Well, welcome to the day.
It is Thursday, March twenty seventh. It's our favorite day
of the week. It's food news Thursday. Froggy. Are you
ready to go?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I'm so ready all this? And good morning, Froggy. How
are you feeling? Good morning? I'm good, feel great, Danielle,
feeling good?

Speaker 6 (00:45):
Right, it's the Yankees home owner, of course, I'm feeling good.

Speaker 7 (00:47):
Oh my gosh, right, had it out to the stadium,
cannot wait.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
This is Christmas morning for you. It really The bad
news is it's the same temperature as Christmas morning.

Speaker 8 (00:54):
You're right, it is.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Well, welcome to a new season. Well at home anyway
for the Yankees. Pay you Gotti, How are you feeling today?
Feel Yeah? A scary scary's working on some problem under
the hood over here. I'm good, We're good, which doesn't
mean you're good. Are we okay? Can we have a show? Yeah,
we're gonna have music. Mayhem does the Mayhem button work?

(01:18):
Good morning there, straight Nate? Wait those doing how I?
How was your morning so far?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
It's it was the moment I saw your smiling face,
I knew it was gonna be a great day. Yeah.
I turned things around and pretty sure. Sam's there at
the end of the table.

Speaker 9 (01:30):
Morning making fine.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
And uh, there's who's diamond in theres on the phone
with someone probably getting a first caller today, Scotty b
oh there high Scotty. Hi, Good morning Scotty. Yeah, Scotty's
He's gonna do something today, is gonna change our lives.
I don't know what that means. I saw Garrett walking around,
Andrew is here, We got everyone here, so I watched

(01:52):
to say what song do you want to hear? Starts
the show, and then, without hesitation, Nate says Christine, there
come no singing, Daniel, let me hear the words are
come on over and this he kicks it in right here.

(02:15):
Listen to this and how good? All right? End of
the day. Tyrone on line to our first caller today, Tyrone,
how you feeling what's going on? Doing great?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
We're okay? Tyrone wants to know how we're doing. You're good,
doing well, had a great night, sleep ready for the day,
ready to tackle it up. So Tyrone is calling in
to say his wife accidentally woke him up early on
his day off. So you should be sleeping right now, right, Tyrone?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I should. I should actually my day off, and it
was actually I worked twelve hour shifts, so.

Speaker 10 (02:50):
I mean maybe enough.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
It's kind of it's okay because this is the timeframe
I would have been.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Up, but it's not okay. So but you're okay, but
you're up. So how are you going to spend your morning?
You have this extra time now?

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yes, actually I think I'm going to wait till the
kids get up there on spring break and we might
actually just go hang out, go to a game room
where have some breakfast or something.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh, I see that sounds like fun. I wish you'd
take us to breakfast. I need Hash Browns with dad.
Oh it sounds Tyrone. Well, welcome to the day, and
I'm sure you're going to make the most of it
with the kids. And what do we have for our friend, Tyrone?
Give him something with Tyrone gets his own fifty dollars
Wendy's gift card. You're not allowed to share that with
the kids, are Yeah, that's yours? Yours?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes, thank you? Hey real quick.

Speaker 10 (03:33):
I saw you.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Me and my wife saw you at the iHeart Music
Festival in twenty.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Two, twenty two. Who was there that year?

Speaker 11 (03:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh p Diddy.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
And sorry about that Italian. Oh that was a good show.
Now where did we all meet?

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I think?

Speaker 10 (03:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Where did we meet?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
How?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
You were far far away on the stage. We were
up in the nosebleed. I didn't actually meet you, but leave,
we've got to see you. I got to see you.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Well, you know what the next time, let's be closer Tyrone?
And uh, just what did you say anyway? Yeah? Come
come say hi next time. And if security tries to
stop you, just say no. Elvis is expecting me and
it's all good.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
He vouches for me.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Absolutely well. Listen, thank you for listening to us, Tyrone.
I appreciate it. You go have the best day everon
Thanks for getting up early with us even though you
didn't want to.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
You sound pretty happy for a guy who was serious
thrown out of bed on this day off seriously.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, usually Celsius keeps me generated.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, there you go. Well listen, thanks for listening. Tyrone,
hold on one second, nice guy.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Nice guy like that?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
How come everyone can't be nice like Tyrone? Just does
it work out that way? Does it?

Speaker 11 (04:49):
All?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Right?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
We got to day Bobby Brown, our buddy's gonna be
on later talking about you know, all things, Bobby Brown.
And of course we've got all sorts of things going
on tomorrow. Oh she's tomorrow. Oh I know how that works.
I would do that live thing. We record her today
and play it tomorrow and make everyone think she's live tomorrow. Yeah,
all right, so we have no guest today, correct per se? Yes, okay,

(05:13):
all right, Well that said, Hey, there you go, look
behind the curtain. Let's get into the three things we
need to know. Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 8 (05:19):
All right?

Speaker 12 (05:19):
The Supreme Court is upholding Biden administration regulations on so
called ghost gun kits the kids easily allow people to
get the needed parts to build firearms from sellers online.
Wednesday's decision was seven to two at the time. President
Biden put the regulation into effect in the summer of
twenty twenty two that requires manufacturers and sellers to get licenses,
put serial numbers on products, conduct background chats. I'm sorry,

(05:43):
conduct conduct background checks. Wow, and keep up with records.
The Trump administration could move to rescind that regulation. Some
officials are a bit concerned over the downplaying of the
Signal Group chat about the US attacks against the Huthis
that included a journalist Atlantic based Atlantic published screenshots from
the encrypted messaging service that showed exact times of the

(06:05):
US strikes against the Iranian backed group. Because the editor
in chief's phone number was included in that chat, President
Trump called the story a witch hunt and again expressed his.

Speaker 8 (06:14):
Full faith in his intelligence community. And finally, everyone, get
your tickets.

Speaker 12 (06:19):
The powerball jackpot has officially crossed the half a billion.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Dollar more jackpocket, jackpocket get it.

Speaker 12 (06:26):
There was no grand prize winner and last night strawing
driving the jackpot up to at least five hundred and
fifteen million dollars. The cash option on that works out
to about two hundred and forty three million, with the
next chance to make that money coming Saturday. Odds of
walking away with it do we care?

Speaker 13 (06:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
What's the odds?

Speaker 9 (06:45):
Andeywo, I didn't hear you.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
I'm but it's not zero.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I didn't hear you. They're great. Someone say something hello, Hey,
Nate Scary? Is everything working over there? Here we go anyway.
Danielle is celebrating in his home opening day for the Yankees.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
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Speaker 4 (07:18):
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(07:38):
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Speaker 3 (07:44):
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Speaker 6 (08:15):
Hey, it's Stan McCrae with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh there she is, Tate McCray. Two days in a row,
she stopped by to say good morning, morning, morning.

Speaker 14 (08:23):
Take.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, she's always here to say good morning. That's so funny. Okay,
went for a long walk in New York City yesterday
and uh it was I walked all the way from
fifty fifth Street Ransom Erons, walked all the way downtown
to my lunch. It was great. It was awesome. And
I'm noticing as we've always seen them. You know, all

(08:47):
the tourists who are here in New York City, they
really just know they're stopping and looking up by the
Empire State Building. They're looking up and like you know,
they're stopping in the middle of the sidewalk, in the way.
But that's okay, welcome, welcome to our state. I'm used
to it. Yeah, if you're gonna walk in a touristy area,
you're gonna have tourists. It's okay. But I remember the
first time I saw New York City when I was
a kid, and I remember I was just blown the

(09:09):
hell away. It was just this gargantuan thing. It was like,
I guess, the same sort of the same feeling you
would get if you were standing in the bottom of
the Grand Canyon just looking up. Oh yeah, And it
was fascinating and seeing parents with their kids. I guess
it's spring break for all of kids right now and
just looking at this city through their eyes, and I

(09:30):
remember what that was like back then.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
It's very funny you say this because Gandhi and I
drove into the city for an event last night and
we were talking about how passionate we are about this city,
and I said, you know, I don't care that I
grew up here, that I lived here all my life.
To me, this is still the coolest place in the
whole world. I'm like, we passed my Grand Central station.
I'm like, look at this. This isn't how many movies.
I said, look at these people. They're all like from

(09:52):
all over the world, all different walks of life, everyone
has a story. I'm like, this is the place to be.
It's so awesome.

Speaker 11 (09:59):
It is.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, And they're walking by every little restaurant from every
country in the world. Every ethnicity is represented with kitchens
as you walk down whatever avenue in New York City
really is great. So if you're planning your trip, come
on in. Just don't stand in the middle of the
sidewalk and look.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
Up and don't give any money to dirty Elmo in
New York in that times.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, we have a list. We have a list of rules.
Speaking of trips, how about a road trip? Maria is
road tripping with her husband and their seven year old
from Iowa to Florida. And where are you right now? Maria?
How far are you?

Speaker 10 (10:35):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (10:35):
Good morning you guys. Are you just starting actually about yeah,
twenty minutes from home.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
You're still in You're still in town. So Iowa to Florida.
Are you driving straight through?

Speaker 15 (10:51):
No, we'll stop tomorrow about twelve or thirteen, maybe fourteen
hours in and then we don't have to be there
till four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
So you did the calculations. How far of a drive?
How long will this ride be? In total?

Speaker 15 (11:04):
Twenty one hours and fifty four minutes?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Twenty one hours, almost twenty twenty two hours? So where
are you going in Florida? Because Florida is a deep state.
You could go up North Florida, Florida when you're Jacksonville,
where's Froggy is? Or South Florida. Where are you going?

Speaker 15 (11:18):
We are going South Florida. We're going to Wellington. We
were originally going to Miami to do national pictures. My
daughter's national title holder for you, it's American Myths Pageant System.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (11:29):
And she's a tiny princess.

Speaker 16 (11:32):
Me too.

Speaker 15 (11:34):
Oh, I know you're no, you're you're you're the queen.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
At least she knows.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
That's wild. I love a good I love hearing stories
from a good road trip. Road trips. A lot of
people feel, God, I want to do a road trip.
And then you get on the road. You're like two
hours in a god on time?

Speaker 17 (11:52):
Are we there yet?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
What's that name?

Speaker 15 (11:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (11:55):
I don't know if this is mommy?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Are we mom yet?

Speaker 13 (11:58):
Are we there yet?

Speaker 15 (11:59):
And I'm like, no, not.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yet, not yet, tiny princess. I don't know if this
is a Midwest thing. But I grew up the same way.
We never flew anywhere. It was always, oh, it's only
fourteen hours away, we'll just drive your mama, Like that
was a thing. My aunt would consistently drive from Detroit
to Phoenix, which is almost a day. She's like, it's
only a day, Like, is that a thing?

Speaker 11 (12:20):
It is?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I guess it's not.

Speaker 15 (12:22):
I know a lot of people are third trip to
Florida and Sarai of last year for pageants.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Oh, so you know the road.

Speaker 12 (12:30):
One of my best friends makes the road trip from
Denver to Columbus constantly.

Speaker 8 (12:34):
It doesn't even face her.

Speaker 17 (12:35):
She's drives.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Take a dog, Dallas, New York, New York, Dallas several times.
Stop being off at Dollywood.

Speaker 15 (12:42):
We do the Dallas trip to my inlaws live in.

Speaker 18 (12:44):
A rock Rock.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Well. Look, wow, you know all the you know, all
the towns. Ye see, this is interesting, you know. And
as you said, you have your seven year old, your
your tiny princess. So she's seeing the she's seeing the country.
You know, she's gonna remember this from now on, and
when she's your age, she'll be saying, nah, I'm gonna fly.
Mom and dad used to make me sit in the
back of a car. Never again, but that's cool.

Speaker 15 (13:06):
We actually flew to Orlando in December, just the two
of us for a national Christmas trip. We took her
to Sea World, Discovery Curve, and Disney Springs and we
flew down there and it was the biggest nightmare ever.
I'm like, I am not getting in another plane until
these people figure out their business.

Speaker 16 (13:23):
Because business, Maria, you.

Speaker 15 (13:26):
Don't have time for that.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
It's so funny you mentioned that, because that is the conversation.
Traveling in an airplane used to be just wow, this
is great, and now you're like, oh god, here we go.
But when they get it right, they get it right,
and you go from point A to point B and
you arrive and you're happy at work. Listen, Maria, I
hope you have a safe, safe trip, you guys, and
enjoy it. You guys to enjoyed the country.

Speaker 15 (13:46):
All right, I have fun, you guys.

Speaker 16 (13:47):
Be safe, all right, take care.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Sometimes it's just easier to jump in the car and go.

Speaker 12 (13:52):
You And as a little kid, road trips were so
much more fun for me than they were for my parents.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Of course it was awesome.

Speaker 12 (13:58):
We just get to sit in the back and eat
snow and read a book and my mom and dad
were driving.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
When you would stop at like the rest stops and
you'd get like a hot dog and like a bag
of chips, that was the best.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
I loved it.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
And they didn't have buggies back then. Now they got buckets.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Now they got buckets.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah. In the Southeast to have a rest stop company
called Stuckies. Yeah. River stuckies. I do. And they you know,
they had you know, gas pumps up front, and they
had a little cafe inside and the sign would say
eat with us and get gas. Yeah, there you go.
Let's get into the horse groops with producer Sam. I'm
assuming Froggy is your target today.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Excellent assumption on Food News Thursday.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
All right, let's go all.

Speaker 19 (14:38):
Right, if you celebrate a birthday, first, happy birthday to you,
and second you're celebrating with get this group of characters
Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, Jesse j Fergie and Quentin Tarantino.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
Oh, a bunch of difauts right, all of that.

Speaker 19 (14:51):
Yeah, Capricorn, you may not have the answers right now,
but that's okay. You'll learn as you go.

Speaker 9 (14:57):
Your day's in eight Aquarius.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
What you liked before might not interest you now, so
don't be afraid to embrace change.

Speaker 19 (15:02):
Your day's a nine piss. Sometimes you need to go
against your instincts. There might be a bigger gain on
the other side of that risk. Your day's an eight Airies.

Speaker 11 (15:09):
You might have the most brilliant ideas, but they won't
mean anything unless you're willing to put in the work.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
Your day's a nine Taurus.

Speaker 19 (15:15):
Time goes by quicker than you think. Do your future
self a favor and stop wanting it to make that
waiting to make that big move.

Speaker 9 (15:22):
Your day's an eight Gemini.

Speaker 11 (15:24):
You are your largest limitations, so believe in your goals
and go full throttle.

Speaker 19 (15:27):
Your day's of ten Cancer. Be wary of those that
you let in today. Not everyone has your best interests
at heart. Your day's a seven Leo.

Speaker 11 (15:35):
It's easy to let anger control you, but instead let
it become the fuel that helps you rise higher.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
Your days of six Virgo.

Speaker 19 (15:42):
It is not about impressing others. It's simply about getting
the work done to impress yourself.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
Your day's a seven, Hey, labor, Today's all about little victory.
Celebrate the small things. They matter more than you think.
Your day's a nine Scorpio. You may be right, but
is the battle worth fighting. Find the middle ground to
alleviate the problems.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Your days a six.

Speaker 11 (15:59):
And finally, Sagittarius, you might not be feeling it today,
but doing something creative we'll turn your mood around, So
give it a shot. Your day's a five and those
your Thursday morning horse.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Going and you know people texting you and wishing you
a happy early birthday again? Are you planting these texts? No,
just remind us because you know we're very forgetful. Please.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
My son's birthday is two days after mine. I don't
even think about my birthday right now.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I always think about his, not mine.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
When's your birthday again?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
It is Saturday, all right, right, the twenty ninth of Saturday. Yes, yes, Saturday.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Oh so, oh so we better get our issue together.
Daniel's a birthday woman. She's always in charge of the
cake in the cart, so it's her birthday. Someone else
has got to do that.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Yeah, Andrew, Andrew, you.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Want to see what we actually look like?

Speaker 12 (16:44):
Oh black o, very princess that resides over the pits
of hell.

Speaker 20 (16:48):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran show how many
Polly Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Welcome, Welcome to the day.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Elis Teran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
After work, I'm walking over to the trader Joe's. Those corn
bread crisps are something else. Oh they're so good. There's
a bag open someone's desk right there, right over there.
I walked by, and I'm like, oh, cornn crisps corn
bread crisps, and they're sweet and salty at the same time,

(17:21):
like little crispy corn bread chips. Well, oh my god,
are you okay?

Speaker 13 (17:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Do we have to go through the list of things
we have to do together.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
I know exactly how to get rid of them.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
How do you get rid of them?

Speaker 8 (17:32):
I hold my breath and I take seven SIPs of water.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Okay, ready gone?

Speaker 8 (17:35):
Oh you want to do it?

Speaker 10 (17:36):
Here?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
She goes, okay, one, two, three, four, all right, seven,
and they're gone gone.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
Are you sure it has never failed me?

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Really?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Not?

Speaker 8 (17:49):
One time.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I was interesting watching you sucking on all I'm counting
Ganti's sucks.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
Yes, you were.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I've never done that before. There was that one time. Anyway.
So the's corn bread crisps are sitting out, so I
looked at her. Well, they're opened, They're just sitting on something.
So i'ment okay. So I poured some in my hand
and fell in love, and then Gandhi informs me they've
been opened for several days, just sitting there. Happened, Yeah,

(18:17):
hand jam has been going on here. Well, yeah, what's scary?

Speaker 21 (18:21):
Well I had them on Tuesday and the bag was
in the same position that it was in this morning,
so they've definitely been opening a few days.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
They're good, they're very good. But then, speaking of hand jamming,
we went we went down to the break room to
get coffee. You know, I do the ice coffee? Can
you do it with that machine? Love the machine? We
love DELONGI and uh I opened up the ice machine
and we have seen this person who doesn't work with

(18:47):
us down the hall hand jam the eyes. He doesn't
use the scoop today opened it and I went gandhi,
what's that? And it looks like a little dot on
the wall of the ice machine. So she cleverly takes
out a paper towel and pulls the dot out. It
looks like a bogger.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
It was a booger even get in there.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I don't know a hand jam or someone sneeze in
the ice.

Speaker 8 (19:14):
Think about that one. That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
To be fair, it may not have been a boger.
I did not send it to the lab for analyzation.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
It could happen though, if you think about it.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
If you know, if you open the ice door and
you have its knees coming on and you don't close the.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Door, could go in there.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Definitely was booger.

Speaker 12 (19:31):
So when we were talking yesterday about the sign we're
going to put up on the door of that ice machine,
I had people from other stations come and say to us,
thank you so much for standing up for the ice machine,
because it is not okay what happens over there?

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Can someone needs to take Can.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
All just stand? Don't?

Speaker 8 (19:47):
Can we all stand stand?

Speaker 4 (19:50):
I stand for the ice machine.

Speaker 10 (19:54):
Machine?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
All right? What's Diamond laughing at us? Doesn't care? She's
not standing? Why did Why did you not stand for
the ice machine? I don't use it, but in solidarity? Okay, fine,
stand up? Say I stand for you.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
I stand for the ice machine.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Okay? Did that was a bigger looking thing? We should
have brought it in? Everyone? Take a look.

Speaker 8 (20:19):
We should have someone should have sniffed it.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Sniff someone already sniffed it. If it was a booger,
it's it's anyway. We got to move forward. God anyway,
that is gross. In your hand in the eyes. I
don't even do that at home. I don't. I don't
put my hand in my own ice machine. You would
do it at home?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah, you have an ice machine at all?

Speaker 17 (20:42):
I don't know you do know?

Speaker 8 (20:43):
How I st your house.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Nope, we never hooked it up.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
So how do you get ice?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Make it in an ice tray and put it in
the freezer?

Speaker 4 (20:49):
You do just like just like Grandma used to do
it exactly.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
And you have to cry, uh huh, that's how we
do it.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Wow, we just I don't know, we just never hooked
it up. I think where the plumbing was. We were
like forget it, so we just didn't bother.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
That goes back to another time? Is it word harkins
gets back to another time? That hearkens back to another
time when people use the word harkens. All right, let's
go Danielle.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
All right, so if you are a Marvel fan, you
had a good day. Yesterday they revealed the cast for
their upcoming Avengers movie, Avengers Doomsday, and man, the.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Cast members are insane.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
It's featuring actors from a ton of past Marvel projects.
They had a five and a half hour long live stream,
but then they kind of like cut it down. But
you've got names like Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hittleston and
Robert Downey Junior, and then the cast from the upcoming
Fantastic four First Steps movie.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
There's tons of names.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
You're gonna know from there, and they're also joining. Plus
actors from the original X Men trilogy are joining. I mean,
it is just crazy. These names are crazy. Avengers Doomsday
hits theaters May one, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Hey, Marvel Movies, Yeah, what do we think of that
one you watch on the plane that I just I
didn't listen to but watched with you, Craven. You said
it wasn't that great.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
It wasn't. But Aaron Taylor Johnson's in it, so it's amazing.

Speaker 9 (22:10):
Okay, Yeah, what a babe.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
All right. So some of them, there's so many of them.
Some of them are just not as as others, right, But.

Speaker 12 (22:16):
I think that was just his origin story. So maybe
as it goes on it'll get better.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Some of that great origin stories. Some of them.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Wow, a lot of people are texting in. They use
ice trays, just like you.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
I'm not crazy, I say, you're crazy.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
Well, not that.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
It just parks to another time, all.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Right, beginning today, this is for you.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Nate.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
In the United States, Postal Service offers stamps honoring Betty White.
You know, she died in twenty twenty one, just three weeks.
I have our one hundredth birthday, so they are honoring her,
so you can get those today.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
President Donald Trump delayed the TikTok band for seventy five days.
The new deadline is next week, April fifth, So next
week the announcement will likely include a Grace Piero to
put the finishing touches on the deal. But looks like
American investors could have a majority steak in TikTok according
to negotiations, so we'll see what happens. Drake is getting

(23:10):
ready to release a music video for his song No Kia,
and he is shooting the video in Imax and it
is very, very expensive.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
He said.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
It's like two thousand dollars per minute to develop the film,
so it's crazy, but you know, we're getting it, so
we'll see what happens there. Carlos Santana wants to make
an album with Taylor Swift that celebrates the female site
of God. He said he already has some songs picked out,
including Bob Marley's.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
No Woman, No Cry, so we'll see if they do that.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
And Fortnite, you know, in the New Fortnite Festival, we
have had like Billie Eilish and Metallica and Lady Gaga.
Now we're thinking maybe we're gonna get Sabrina Carpenter in
the fold. And the only reason we think this is
because people who love Fortnite say that they have seen
little Sabrina inspired clues in the game, like her trademark,

(23:57):
hart printed microphone and a short and sweet thing lipstick.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Mark on the wall.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
So they're wondering if those are little Easter eggs that
it is about to happen. Lady Gaga revealed the Mayhem
Ball Tour. She's so excited, she said, this is my
first arena tour since twenty eighteen. There is something electric
about a stadium, and I love every moment of those shows.
If you get a chance to just check out where
she's gonna go. She's kicking off July sixteenth in Vegas,

(24:22):
and she's gonna hit Seattle, New York, Miami. She wraps
it up in Chicago on September seventeenth, and of course,
all your information online for tickets. And let's see the
third season finale of Reach. You're on Prime Video tonight.
You've got the premiere of Holland on Prime Video. You've
got Crime Nation, Paul American the series premiere of Gold
and Greed, The Hunt for Friends, Treasure that's on Netflix,

(24:45):
a lot of stuff that you can stream tonight if
you are interested. And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
May I add one to that, even though you actually
talked about it, Chelsea Handler. Oh yes, the feeling it
is so good. It's fifty nine minutes long. That's it.
It's her latest stand up on Netflix. I laughed. I
was elo eling that's right there in the comfort of
my own room, and she was. She's funny. A lot

(25:11):
of some people are triggered by her stuff, and okay, yeah, there's.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
The whole contingent of people that will want to tell
her what to do with her life.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
And that's okay. I mean, look, I think it's sort
of her stand up is sort of designed to do that.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
We love her.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
This one's funny. It really is. Even if you may
not agree with her or aligned with her politically, Okay,
but it's she's funny.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Is she coming up sooner or no?

Speaker 8 (25:32):
Yeah, Nate said so.

Speaker 9 (25:32):
I thought she was.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Well, I think basically asked Nate to get her here.
I don't think I got a response to my email.
Did you send it to her? Well, I sent her
a text telling her how much I loved and she said,
thanks Elvis. But I didn't want to. I didn't want
to be that guy who like goes on and on
on text. God no, no, no, no, no. That needs

(25:55):
to be through people.

Speaker 12 (25:56):
Okay, but at the very least, cauldn't you just be like, hey,
we emailed your people to see if you could come in.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
I'm not gonna do no. Her people should respond anyway,
where are the Well, look, I tell you what if
her people if we go to Chelsea Handler's people, doesn't
she go don't they go down the list of request
to her and now she'll see my name and go, ah, yeah,
that Elvis likes my show.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Not really, We'll tell you have the people that could
come on the show.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Nate, Really, there are people that contact you about coming
on her show and you don't tell me at all. Well,
because I know you're gonna say no most of them.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
You know how many times I've said to him, Hey,
so and so's in town and he says, yeah, Elvis, pa,
I was not gonna do that.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Okay, Well, I don't throw you under the bus, but
he does all the time. All Right, Well, let's just
hope her people let her know anyway, Chelsea Handler the
special the feeling is great, the feeling itself, what does
that mean? You gotta watch to find out what that means.
It's kind of funny. Uh oh, you know what our
old friend passwords? Back Froggy's doing the password Now. I

(27:08):
love this song. It is a great song. It kicks
in right here. Listen to this. It's about to kick.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
It's about to drop.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, they're about to drop the three two All right, right,
let's play password. All you need to know is words.
This is pretty simple. Tell them what to do. Nate,
you're the host. We go around the room, We give
you a clue, and you have to figure out the

(27:39):
password that that clue relates to. Okay, actually I'm the host.
How much you hold the password up and you actually
Nate comes up with the passwords so called diamond. Now
at eight hundred two four to zero one.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hundred the Boys podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five? How'd you kwanbef if
go take another bike?

Speaker 10 (28:02):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Well, what is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 21 (28:05):
Yeah, Ab says, stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 20 (28:11):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio apps,
Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
El mister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
America's heroes need our help. Let's do good in their
honor by donating eleven dollars a month to the Tunnel
to Towers Foundation. Go to T two t dot org.
That's t the number two t dot org. The last
time I checked, I'm running the.

Speaker 20 (28:43):
Show Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
We've been on an hour and we have yet to
order breakfast.

Speaker 12 (28:51):
Yeah, Andrew, I have told Andrew repeatedly, check call.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
I said, send it now?

Speaker 9 (28:57):
Is he taking order?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Now? Does he opening free in the front yard?

Speaker 8 (29:01):
It might be someone go look it.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Is this what's eating Gilbert grape?

Speaker 14 (29:05):
There is hey even here with this little fistsballed up?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Andrew? We really need to order breakfast. Can help us out.
You are the operations man.

Speaker 22 (29:13):
Yes, of course I will operate this, manage this operation
that one.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Can you do that? Yeah? I could do that.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Why did you ignore me for so long?

Speaker 22 (29:21):
Because I was, I don't know, working, please okay, I
was getting coffee to help you all operate well, Gandhi
has found a restaurant, one of kirk Choys.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
If you wouldn't mind posting that, Yes, absolutely, because this
is the magic hour, this is when most of them open.
Can we do that? Do not do that to me?
All right? Time is money. Time is money. We appreciate Andrew,
We appreciate it. Thank you Andrew. Everyone setting out the
group order for him. I love it. I love it.
All right. I think we have a contestant ready to roll.

(29:56):
It's time for password. Tony. Hi, how you doing? I'm great?

Speaker 18 (30:06):
How for you?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
We're doing very well?

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Now you know how password works?

Speaker 10 (30:09):
Right? I do?

Speaker 16 (30:11):
I do.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I have a feeling you're gonna ace this. I can
tell you're a woman of high intellect.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
I can tell I'm usually hollering at the radio when
people get the wrong answers.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I love that hollering at the radio. I love the
word hollering. I do too. We need use the word
to holler a little more. All right, Tony, here we go.
We have a room full of superstars ready to h
give you the one word clues. Oh, actually we don't
have superstars, but and here we go. Let's see. Uh
oh okay, we all know the first ring.

Speaker 21 (30:44):
The bill scary.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
We now know the first word one word clue, Gandhi.

Speaker 17 (30:51):
Flapjack, pancake, Oh my god, Tony.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Okay, Tony, you know what's hollering at the radio right now?
All right, here we go, okay, flapjack, what's the clue?
All right now we have a new we have a
new word, and we go to Froggy, Froggy, what is
your one word clue for Tony? Smoke?

Speaker 16 (31:18):
Mmmm fire fire, No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
It's so loud. Danielle, what's your one word clue?

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Cigarette?

Speaker 9 (31:34):
You could say that, but burn.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
No, that's not it. It's a buzzer. Scary. What are
you doing?

Speaker 22 (31:41):
You don't.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
Don't.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
If you make a big deal, you made it, make
it worse. Okay, you're already want to go again. I
got a better term. Okay, I do to go. Yes,
what's your one word of clue? Rams, I'll give you
a c that's my clue going. No, it's not it's

(32:06):
not illegal.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Clue.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Let's here what she gets it? Okay, I got a clue.
I got a clue ready, Stogy, cigar, you would have
gotten it right. Your clue was I was going to say, Lewinsky, Oh,

(32:28):
you got it. Okay, you got it?

Speaker 6 (32:29):
And why did you get mad at my cigarette?

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Because there's the word cigar, but it's not the same.
But if you make a big deal out of it,
then it really makes a big deal out of it.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Well because Nate mad Let it go, Let it go,
Let it go. Nate sucks.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I know no this, gentleman, what did you do? Children
and children? That is not a legal clue? All right,
here we go a legal all right, here we go.
Is now time for another word, Tony? All right, and

(32:59):
it looks like it's a scary turn. Ring the bell,
scar you got to ring the bell when we see
the word I need a new producer.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Okay, that's disgusting the way you said that.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Word explode Okay, okay, scary, hit the buzzer, scary. Okay,
back to you, Kandi.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
Lava Y.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, okay, good. Uh. You're doing well, Tony. I think
the only thing slowing you down is well us. All right,
we have a new word. Oh we have a new
word here, Gandhi, you're first up to bat here.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
I just went should I go again?

Speaker 11 (33:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
You did? And that was a tremendous clue. Lavay Froggy
it's your turn. What is your one word clue for
the new word for Tony wings wings chicken? Ok Uh,
Danielle sauce.

Speaker 16 (34:11):
I'm sorry again.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Sauce.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah, she says it like a girl from the Rocks. Sauce.
So our sauce. You could use that one sauce. Barbecue now, scary,
you're too fast on the boat. The barbecue is not
the answer. What is your one work? Bison? Bison? Bison?

(34:40):
There you did it. Now you're ripping through these, Tony,
you're chopping them up right. It's now time for is
it my turn? Oh god? Okay, here's the one word
of clue. We saw the clue. You have to ring
the bell. You don't say okay, Dan was not a clue. Okay,

(35:07):
what's the word again? Forgot? I'm gonna say it, but
I can't do that, thank you. Okay, closer to the camera,
I can't say. Okay, this is this is gonna take
a few words. Okay, I'm gonna say Flintstones, very good,

(35:27):
good good one. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (35:29):
But writing men.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Who get out of my head telling me right? Yeah,
the next word would have been chewable.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
You could see the twelve just go down the.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Okay, we got more, we got more. We're gonna go
all day. Okay, Tony, you have something to do? I mean,
are we keeping you? You're all right? All right? Okay, okay, okay,
here we go, scary. What's your one word clue? Weebles? Weebles?

Speaker 16 (36:12):
Mm hmmm, wobble.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Who my god, you're up to like almost twenty five
thousand dollars. I'm kidding. We have no money. We have
no money.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
I'll keep going, I'll keep going, all right. Uh yeah,
the word was wobble. Where'd you get wobble? Okay, let's
think of that song? Okay, of course, that wobble song.
All right, Gandhi your turn. Your one word clue for Tony.
H We saw the clue, but I didn't hear the ding.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Yeah, Dan, all right, ball ball.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
This is not a good one, but ball.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
That's what I was gonna use. Damn damn froggy. What's
your one word clue?

Speaker 19 (37:08):
Uh m hm MMn nasty mm hmmm, twirk.

Speaker 16 (37:18):
M m danielle bird, Oh nasty bird mm hmmm.

Speaker 11 (37:34):
Nate.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Now play play play ye play say you said it.
You're doing well? Play m all right, you're dunking me here? Yeah,
jowl mm hmm, okay, all right, scary has it fair? Mhmm?

(38:07):
What fair? I get? I get it's you know, you
gotta thinks a box?

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Okay, gandhi, should we go through all of the ones
we have?

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Well?

Speaker 12 (38:21):
I don't remember, but it was all nasty bird play.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
What was yours?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Showl?

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Fair? Mm hmmm, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Horrible, Okay, it's not your turn. Uh froggy howel hmmm,
howel yeah, vowel, Yeah, we were You know, it could

(39:02):
be foul or foul, foul, foul. It's like fouls and
oder fowlers and birds.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Was you Nax's clue? Gonna be odor? Yeah, I'm gonna say,
all right, all right, and Tony, you've done so well.
What are we have for Tony? She was amazing at
this game. We're gonna give her five hundred dollars thanks
to Craper RaSE. Oh yea, my god, talk about it.
Last night.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
I put some Craper rice on my skin before I
walked out those Yes, it's wonderful. If you want firmer, softer,
visibly younger skin, it's all about craper race. I told
you how I loved it. My mom used it, her
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told me about Craper Race and I started using it
and I love it. So right now, for limited time,
Craper Race is gifting you their LED red light therapy

(39:48):
tool and their neck treatment, which is a crazy one
hundred and seventy eight dollars value when you order today.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
So you can get that.

Speaker 16 (39:54):
Go to the.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
Bodyfirm dot com slash iHeart the Bodyfirm dot com iHeart wow.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
How much money? Five hundred big one, five hundred clams original,
good going, Tony, congratulations.

Speaker 18 (40:11):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
I just want to say I love the banter.

Speaker 15 (40:14):
Every morning I tune in more for that than I
do the music.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Oh job, well, thank you, thank you so much. See
screw the music. We're double music, just nothing but banter.
I Tony, hold on it. That was great. That was
a fun round. She was good. She was she was
pretty awesome. We do we do have a thousand dollars
free money phone toop on the way. So much going on?
Should we get into the three things? You know you're scary?

(40:38):
You got it? By the way, someone sent a text
in saying that every time we play the bell, the
dog barks, ah, the magic of sound effects. Anyway, Yeah,
your thousand dollars free money phone type is on the way,
so just hang on. Where's the button hit the.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
They wake me up?

Speaker 20 (41:02):
Good morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Yeah, I can stop thinking about Chelsea Handler. I know,
I'm obsessed. It was so funny, and I feel like
the more I talk about her, maybe better the chances
of her coming to visit.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (41:24):
Oh, okay, I don't know. See, you set the bar
really high here. Yeah, you said it's amazing, so funny.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
I really think it's fine. I don't want to oversell
it now, Okay, I just I found it funny. Okay,
So what's next on my list of things to watch?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (41:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
I have another episode of Righteous Gemstones I gotta get to. Yeah,
it's really funny. I was talking about this earlier, the
mood you're in the day after you watch something on TV,
like Netflix or whatever. I walked in this morning and went,
oh my god, Chelsea Handler so funny, so freaking funny.
I laughed. I was l l like laughing out loud,

(42:00):
and then Garret goes. I finished Adolescents last night. Yeah,
I'm sorry. I gave him a hug because that's a
tough one.

Speaker 23 (42:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
I haven't even brought myself to watch it the rest
of it because I.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Just if you so choose to, it's actually done very well.
Did they finally approve my photo of me drinking my
Wendy's eating my Wendy's Thin mintce frosty? Its approved posted?
So I drove through Wendy's several weeks ago and I
got the thin Mint Frosty, the vanilla one, but it

(42:35):
has the chocolate thin, thin mint flavored chocolate, you know,
drizzled down the opening of the cup. I don't know
how to say it. Whatever, how do you say it?
And I spooned that thing up really fast. It was
really good, And I said, you know, take a picture
to take a picture of me. I'm gonna send it in.
They'll post it. Wendy's will love it. Look there's Elvis Duran,

(42:56):
famed radio host edo Wendy's in Min's Frosty? Is that
how you refer to yourself? I don't know, you're the
old man getting getting some satisfaction on a Wendy's thin
Min's Frosty send it in. Oh my god, dark I
love Wendys, would love to have that. Absolutely, A lot
of layers gotta go. Exactly. They don't even invoice them. Yeah,

(43:17):
this is a this is on me the freebie anyway, kidding.
So it's a limited times so they need to get
this thing out because these things aren't here forever. So
it just they just approved it. Yesterday, was it the
other day? Did I look? Did I look? That didn't
give the look? It wasn't you, And they just got
to make sure everything.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Okay, wait a minute, wait minute, I got a question.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
So say he went through the drive dude picked up
his thin Mint to Frosty, and then he just posted
from his car like a normal human being would probably
do what no one would have to approve that.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
You're right, I should have just posted that done that.
It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Well, I don't know. I was very careful. I didn't
have any logo on my shirt. You know, I did.
I did the checklist of things they say if your
post for it, you know, a partner, Yeah, all the
right things. I wish I could talk about stuff. What
we don't say that and don't tease us like that. Well,
I can't hear you. We couldn't have what. We couldn't
have a girl scout in the picture right because they're

(44:19):
thin mints, so people automatically assume it's a girl scout thing.
I'm not a girl scout.

Speaker 8 (44:25):
Do you hang out with a lot of girl scouts?

Speaker 11 (44:27):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
I was? I was a we blow?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Don't they don't? They still have those? I don't think
we blows exist. I don't think they have weows anymore
because it's just scouts now. I don't think there's the
we we blow. We blow is after Tiger Bear. I
think it's cub Scouts, aren't they it's cub Scouts, But
it's after Tiger Bear and I can't remember the other
and you become a wee blow. Yeah, they don't let
much of little boys saying that we blow. Of course

(44:56):
you were froggy. It's because of people and the minds
like yours, and they had to stop. I remember correctly,
we blows, we blow up. No, I was a scout.
We blows was the last level before boy scouts. How
do you spell that? Wait? W e blow. I thought
we Blows were before cub Scouts. No, we blows if
I remember right, because it starts with Tiger cub or

(45:18):
it did back in the day, and then it went
to bear and then I think we blows. It alls
sounds that you're describing like gay men, I'm a cub
the Scouts, I'm a Cub, I'm a bear, I'm a
we blow.

Speaker 16 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
I thought that was the name of you and your
friends in high school. Watch that froggy we blows it was.
It was way before high school because that's it was
cub Scout days.

Speaker 12 (45:45):
It does it saysn't cub Scouting. It's the fourth and
final rank for fourth and fifth graders, serving as a
bridge to the boy Scouts, and it stands for we'll
be loyal.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Oh see, But they don't do that anymore, right because
now it's just Scouts. This person is they still say
to come up with a better name. I'm sorry. It's
not we below we below, yes or not we blow?
It's not we blow, it's we below.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
We below like below underneath below.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
It sounds like that anyway, what a visual? So anyway,
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one in my car. I even covered I think I
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Speaker 6 (46:32):
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All right, I have all my coffee toppers ready to go.
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Speaker 24 (47:25):
Yesterday?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
It was white? Yesterday was white?

Speaker 6 (47:30):
You said marshmallow today?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
No? No, No, I didn't. I did marshmallow the other day?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Ye didn't I have marshmallow? I have marshmallow. No, you
can tell I've already used it. See, so it is
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(48:23):
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Speaker 5 (48:26):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Okay, that's a lot, right, So it is. It's really
a great way to level up. Anyone want to help
me with us? Yeah, I know, you're all looking at
my cans.

Speaker 8 (48:36):
What else can we do?

Speaker 21 (48:41):
So when you put it on your coffee, right, do
you ever just kind of like eat eat it and
then the next thing, you know, you go back for
a second helping.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
You gotta squirt some more out, because yeah, I go
like three times, I have, yeah, three rounds. I've gone
through several rounds with my coffee Toppers. So you can
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Speaker 3 (49:22):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
She has been spitting out phone taps left and right,
a factory of taps. What do you have today, Danielle?

Speaker 6 (49:32):
All right, this comes to us from Gaspers.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
He says, all right, my wife's been fighting with a
collecting agency about a bill from a major department store.
She's never received the bill because it was mailed to
the wrong address. But now the bill has triple so
you need to call her and you need to tell her. Look,
you gotta pay or else.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
So that's what we did, all right, So you are
the collection agency?

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Yeah? Oh boy?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
All right? So Danielle, I assume you're about to get
under someone's skin and make them very irritated. Let's listen
in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 13 (50:00):
Hello are they speaking?

Speaker 11 (50:01):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (50:02):
This is Denise calling from How are you today? Do
you still have a balance of two sixty eight thirty six?

Speaker 11 (50:09):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (50:10):
I was told to send in a letter to dispute it,
and I was waiting to care back.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Yeah, they received a letter, but it didn't do anything.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
So they want the money.

Speaker 13 (50:19):
Oh are you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Basically it says here that you gave them the wrong address.
I mean, did you not know where you were living
at the time.

Speaker 13 (50:24):
I didn't give them the wrong address, first of all, Okay,
tell me I don't know where I was living. Well,
i'm general customer service, you know. Can I speak to
a supervisor? Because that was a little rude of you.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Okay, I apologize for being rude. But just bear with me,
because the fact.

Speaker 13 (50:37):
Is is that you know, you guys got to bear
with me because they had four ways of finding me.
You wait a year to find me.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Well, the fact of the matter is is that you
owed seventy eight dollars, you didn't pay it.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
You thought you'd get away with it.

Speaker 13 (50:48):
Give me a supervisor because you're just very nasty and
I don't want to speak to you.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
To sixty eight thirty six is how much you out?

Speaker 13 (50:55):
A supervisor on the phone right now.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
If you can afford to shop, I'm guessing you can
afford to sixty eight.

Speaker 13 (51:00):
Thirty seve All right, yeah, I'm listening to you right now.
Hold your breath. Put the supervisor on the phone. I'm
not talking about this anymore. Why because I'm at work
and you're jeopardizing my job.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
I'm at work too, and you're jeopardizing mine by not
paying your bill.

Speaker 13 (51:12):
I don't want to talk to you anymore, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I'm trying to make.

Speaker 15 (51:16):
Out of here.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
You're not trying nothing. Give me a supervisor right now.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
You have to wait a second. There are other phone calls.
You have to wait.

Speaker 13 (51:22):
Oh wait, as long as I'm not waiting speaking to
you or listening to you.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
No, wait, I am being nothing but nice to you.

Speaker 16 (51:28):
Get off the phone.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
I don't want to hear you, sweetie.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
I'm getting the money no matter what.

Speaker 13 (51:32):
Yeah, not for me. Maybe you could go sell eliminade
on the corner, but it's not coming from me.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Is there a reason that you're that cheap that you
don't want.

Speaker 13 (51:39):
A reason that you're just so stupid? Because I have
explained this to you and other people at your stupid
job over and over.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
What if I got the payment cut in half? Would
you pay?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Then?

Speaker 13 (51:48):
If I found the people that I spoke through originally
and they're taking care of it.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Okay, But ma'am, they're not on the case.

Speaker 13 (51:54):
I don't want to here. So if you die, nobody
else could take this case over.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Yes, if I drop dead, I'm taking case with me.

Speaker 13 (52:01):
Oh good, all right, good, have fun and hell wherever
you go, because you're not getting it from me here
on earth.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
Baby.

Speaker 13 (52:06):
I'm gonna call you back when I when I have
other people that could deal with it. And I can't
do this right now. Let my job. You don't talk
to you anymore.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
You can't hang up the super Hello. All right, let's
call her back. It's all you here?

Speaker 11 (52:18):
Oh here?

Speaker 13 (52:21):
Well, yeah, guess what what between that work and this
dumb bitch called me from the collection agency, So I'm
posing my normal.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (52:33):
She called me again, the same lady from last time.

Speaker 13 (52:36):
Yeah, the ches, Denise. I didn't want to talk about it.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Yeah, my job?

Speaker 13 (52:41):
Do you have to I'm not paying. She still thinks
I'm gonna pay. I told her she could go bribe
to her ass because I'm not paying. I can't stule
her if I had in front of me the one
she's talking me, Dad yelling at me, tell me that
I gave them the wrong address on purpose. People like
me that don't pay me a bill. I thought it
was a joke. I thought it was a joke, one
of those radio things.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Hey, Roseanne, would you carefully put you on the radio, Roseanne,
This is Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
You got phone tapped.

Speaker 13 (53:09):
I can't believe this. How did you know about Denise?
Because I did speak to a.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
Denise, because Gasper emailed us and gave us all the information.

Speaker 13 (53:17):
You've listened to me when I.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Talk about Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yeah, it's worth one thousand dollars. Let's go talk to Dana. Hello, Dana,
Open morning, Dana, good morning. You just want a thousand dollars?
There Boom I said it.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Boom Awesomelle has made your whole what we.

Speaker 10 (53:39):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Good, good going, Dana. One thousand dollars coming your way.
It's all it's allry. Sorry, I'm sorry, my hearing is
so selective. Good going, Dana. You deserve it because you
listened to us, you put up with us. At least
we could do is give you a thousand dollars.

Speaker 10 (53:54):
I really appreciated guys.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Oh, we appreciate you too. What are you doing today?
Anything fun?

Speaker 7 (54:00):
I'm going to work my way.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah yeah, we all had to do that too. We're
with you, Dana. Hold on and don't go away. The
thousand dollars is on the way thanks to coffee toppers,
cold foam. It's it's all real dairy. You know what
I'm saying. Uh, check it out on Amazon and of
course in the grocery store. What are you laughing at?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
What?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Why do you laughing? You made her whole week? Get it?
Do you do that?

Speaker 10 (54:22):
A lot?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Nobody else understand.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
I got what you're saying the first time the whole week.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Totally understand. You got it. You got a great text
here As I move on, Good morning, awesome people. The
text says, I think it'd be great to hear all
of the above my tea pain it may know. It
brings back memories of driving down to Panama City back
in high school when we had no worries or cares
about money or jobs. Okay, I'll play it. Why not,

(54:54):
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Speaker 4 (55:44):
Oh hello, Uncle Johnny. You know outside our back door
at the house. You go up a little hill, and
we have a nice parkvent set up overlooking the world,
and a nice plaque with Uncle Johnny's face on it,
just to remember him. If we go up there, have
a martini. We also have these wind chimes up there.

(56:05):
I think I've told you this guy before, these wind chimes.
And so when the wind's blowing in here this we're like, oh,
Uncle Johnny, I love those wind chimes are a nice
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(56:28):
gonna let us go. Therefore we won't let him go.
Has everyone paid up for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I did it?

Speaker 4 (56:34):
I did all right. Let me see. Let me check
my venmo. I have twelve dollars coming from Nate my
yogurt for your twelve dollars yogurt? It's expensive, My god,
diamond fifteen dollars? Whoa diamond?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Would you order?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Fifteen dollars? That's you got something nice?

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Well, yeah, eggs are expensive these days.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Oh yes, let's see, Samantha producer Sam gave me twenty dollars. God,
what'd you order?

Speaker 8 (57:00):
I don't think my dish was that expensive?

Speaker 6 (57:02):
But don't they put like tax and yeah and tip,
tip and yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
It all counts.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Well, I'll tell you what, after it all comes in
and I look at the receipt, I will match up
what you venmoed me with what you actually spent, including
the tax and stuff like that. Scary paid me twenty
five dollars on Vemo for breakfast. Yeah, well it was
a chicken.

Speaker 21 (57:20):
It was a chicken salad, but I added avocado to it,
and avocado's a.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Three dollars extra charge. Garrett gave me twenty Scotty B
fifteen Gandhi forty dollars, like I just ordered something great.

Speaker 12 (57:34):
No, I actually only ordered one thing. But I told
you the other day I was going to buy you
breakfast the next time.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
So I paid for you and me.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Oh, the considerate one my last time inclus.

Speaker 8 (57:47):
Might included a tip too, Scary.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
We'll see, Danielle pay me twenty would get I got.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Things from the kids menu, but I got a lot
of stuff from the kids menu, And then I wanted
to add, like, you know, a tip as well.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Well. Let me go back and see what you said.

Speaker 10 (57:58):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Natean said he paid for yogurt, Diamond paid for Brecky.
Sam said feed me, Scary said breakfast. Garrett put a
slice of meatsa emoji Scotty, he said, breakfast. Gandhi said
butt stuff.

Speaker 12 (58:15):
All right, does some of the forensic accountants come through
everything they can wonder what butt stuff.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Paid for it?

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Big Daddy, you don't have to do that stuff for
free nowadays. But stuff my friends went to each other too.

Speaker 21 (58:32):
We've put the most embarrassing things that we've done know
each other for in the in the subject line.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
All right, just checking anyway, breakfast on the way, breakfast
is expensive? Yeah, this is a lot anyway, all right, Well, okay,
I can't wait till they gets here.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I can't wait.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
When is it getting here? Andrew? Did Andrew pay?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Call Andrew own speaker.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Calling Andrew Puggle's oval unspeaking?

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Oh wait did he take his order out?

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Yeah, because he don't want to pay?

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Hey, Helen, why did you not order breakfast? I didn't
want to pay the eighteen dollars?

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Oh okay?

Speaker 4 (59:15):
If Elvis paid it, well, I mean, oh, Andrew, but
you know you do all you do, all the work,
I would happily pay for your breakfast. Oh thank you, well,
I said, I said that after he canceled it. You're
saying that there are they downstairs? Now, yeah, I'm picking up.
I'm coming up. Oh my god, Pavlovian, I'm I'm so lalvating.

(59:36):
I'm slaving all right, thank you, Mite. Yeah, I was
just salivating a little bit.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Let's go round the room. What's on your mind? I'll
start with Danielle.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
All right, So yesterday Gandhi and I got to do
something really really cool with a bunch of the account
executives here, clients that we've had from past and present
and you know, hopefully in the future. And we had
the best time together. But we played a practical joke
on Alex Zagrin, who was like in charge of the
whole event. We pretended that we thought the event was

(01:00:09):
the next day, and we scared the hell out of him.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
We texted him.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
He calls us in the car. He goes, did you
call me? We're like yeah, He's like, what's up, Mike?
We were calling you because we think it's tomorrow. He's like,
that's a joke, right. I'm like, no, that's not a joke.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
I'm like, we're serious, and and he's like, oh my gosh.
I got to make a few phone calls.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
That was so great.

Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
I felt like Gandhi in her little you know her
jokestern iss for like five minutes. It was fast, it
was glorious.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
We had the best time. It was so much fun.
We really did have an amazing time last night at
this event. So thank you to everybody who came out stop.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
It was so great. But you know who we couldn't
rub off on?

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Our boss?

Speaker 12 (01:00:48):
Yeah, our program director would not play along. I even
sent him threatening Giffe's Mary Adams.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
He said he's nicer than us. That's what he said.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Get him in here. Mark could come in here and
see all right, producer Sandwich up with you.

Speaker 11 (01:01:00):
I hope everyone finds a partnership like this. I have
to send some love to my husband. I was having
a rough day yesterday and he had to work twelve hours.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
So I was complaining.

Speaker 11 (01:01:08):
I'm like, oh my gosh, you're away for so long.
What a bad shift for me for today. He took
a break every chance he could to call me, sometimes
for literally about seven seconds, like in between his patients.
I must have had like ten phone calls from him
yesterday just to be like, hey, love you, You're not alone. Okay,
I'll see you tonight. Click the sweetest thing, just the best.
I hope everyone finds that level of support. So thank you, William.

Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
I love you very much.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
I'm holding out for it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
You'll get there, baby, baby.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I hope there's still time somewhere out there. Hey Froggy,
what's up?

Speaker 19 (01:01:39):
So somebody asked me the most ridiculous question the other
day and I for some reason, it's been stuck in
my head and I there is no right or wrong answer,
and I want your answers.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
What would you rather do?

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Lose?

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Three toes are two fingers?

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:01:55):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
Toes from different feet all the same foot.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
He didn't say, Mmm, it's hard to stand with toes.
You need it for balance to stand right. I know fingers,
you know, fingers to grab it. Yeah, it's tough.

Speaker 19 (01:02:07):
It's a tough d And it was like a really stupid,
like passing question, and I'm like, well, wait a second.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
It really is no easy answer. There is no easy
there is, yeah, because fingers, you would you don't want
to take off? But if you are vain because other
people see it, but shoes cover your toes?

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Yeah, but can you wear all your really nice shoes
if you're missing toes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
I got to investigate this. Can you give them?

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Can't we get back to you on this?

Speaker 16 (01:02:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I've had it thinking about
it for days instead of heaving all right, you all
know the assignment. You got to figure this out. Hey, Nate,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I met a guy in the sauna yesterday and I
don't know if it's appropriate to ask him to be
my friend because we met while we were just wearing towels.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Why not? How do you do that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
How do you make that transition from but hey, we're
all sweaty and naked. It's not like hanging out. It's
not like you're having sex with him. You're just in
a saunty. But I feel like that's what he thinks going.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
To happen as we met in the wants to be
your friend.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
I'm sure. Okay, okay, let let's back back it up
a little bit. How does one do this?

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
You know what, I've had a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
With you here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Would you have been my friend?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Yeah? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Okay, I would get place. It's like asking like in
the high school, will you go study with me? It's
hard to do right, because we're just waiting there in
the sauna while you're in towels. You wait till after
so I wait until he's getting dressed. At are you
even answer my question? You ask point blank, will you
be my friend?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
I didn't, that's my point. I no, no, no, listen
to me. Yeah. Is that something you would do? Ask
someone to be your friend? That's what I'm asking? How
do I do that? I feel like I would like
to hang out with the guys. You have conversations with him,
and it will if you will talk for forty five minutes?
And then how do I make the How do I
close the deal? I don't know. I okay, maybe when
you're out of the sauna and you see him with clothes.

Speaker 19 (01:03:48):
On, I have to linger in the locker room for
him to using all the wrong words, close the deal
and linger.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
It's maybe you should have taken your towel off and like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Slapped him with them on the butt. You're awkward. I mean,
you become friends with someone because you just have a
conversation and you, hey, where where do you guys? Where
do you go for lunch and stuff? I've always wanted
to go there, you know, drop hints, maybe it will
invite you. I just I just never heard anyone ask
someone if they could be a friend, be a friend.

(01:04:18):
You know what I'm saying. I not that I want
to be his friend, always want to hang out.

Speaker 12 (01:04:22):
Seem like you just start slow Nate, You like Spotty
at the gym you work out together.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Have to go back to the sauna at the same
time today, and the hopes that he's going to be there.

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
Maybe don't meet him in the sauna.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Maybe like slow it, slow it down a little bit.
You're moving way too fast. Okay, maybe you don't wear
a towel. No towel needed. We're sort of talking about
this earlier. There were some people that like guys who
will go into the sauna in a locker room, but

(01:04:52):
they have to have a bathing suit on under the towel,
or or you should should you go naked? That's the
whole toil. Well, with a towel, don't go naked? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
with a towel absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
I like to wear flip flops in there though, because
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Yeah, yeah, you got it, because there's a fungus among us.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 12 (01:05:12):
Okay, so I forgot to mention it yesterday, but my
podcast did come out on Wednesday. This episode, we are
getting to know our buddy Andrew, and I cannot tell
you the last time I laughed this hard. My face
was hurting. Josh jumped in on it, Diamond of course
as part of it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
It was a good time.

Speaker 12 (01:05:28):
Andrew is a problem for all of society. He tries
to play nice, his evil side will be exposed. That's
all I'm saying. So if you want to go give
it a listen, Sauce on the side on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
We'll appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
You know, there is the thing about Andrew. He is
the sweetest guy. He is a sweet, sweet guy. But
if he's in the mood, you'll go, God, I'm gonna
go take a walk in the sunshine. He'll go.

Speaker 10 (01:05:50):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
Or he'll mutter things under his breath like I hope
that sun burns you to death.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Gone.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
He mocks me, He mocks us. Scary. What's up? So
what Sauce on this this week's podcast Get to Know Andrew?

Speaker 21 (01:06:02):
I just think it's wild how you could walk into
a place that you haven't been to as a child
and then all the memories come back. My wait, what Yeah,
a place so you haven't been to since you've been
a child. My parents used to take me to this
restaurant in Queen's called Parkside. We went there on Saturday
night and I hadn't been there in like twenty five
thirty years, and I'm like, oh my god, the place

(01:06:23):
looks the same, it feels the same, and I just
felt at home when I went there, and it just
brought back all these memories. Not to also mention the
fact that the metal name plate next to the table
said Frankie Valley, So I guess it was his table,
So the guy from the Four Seasons, the Oldies group,
I was sitting at the Frankie Valley table. But beyond
all that, the food, the way it all tastes, everything

(01:06:44):
was still on point. So if you have a chance
to go back in time to a place you haven't
been in a while, think about what that is and
do that today or tomorrow or this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Keep in mind, when Frankie Valley got his plaque there,
he wasn't an oldies group. He was probably just a group.
Yeah love you here you go? All right? Maybe are
you thinking about that place you used to go to
as a kid. You'ven't been there since, then give it
a visit. I'm with you, scary, Thank you for sharing memories. Hey,
I guess we'd do three things we need to know

(01:07:12):
from Gandhi and then I don't know what we're doing
after that. Okay, but matter does it, we'll do it.
We're gonna do it whatever it is. Hey, what's going on, Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:07:19):
Have you guys been following along with the student loan
repayment issues.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Yes, it's a little confusing.

Speaker 12 (01:07:25):
It's a little confusing, but long story short, a lot
of people are seeing their payments rise drastically, and now
more than nine million Americans could see significant declines and
their credit scores as their student loans go unpaid. Because
delinquent student loans are going to soon start showing up
on credit reports for the first time since the pandemic,
that's when borrowers were allowed to pause their payments. A

(01:07:46):
new report from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York
finds fifteen percent of loanholders are now behind on their
payments and with this change, they're not really sure how
this is going to work out for everybody. The measles
outbreak is still growing across at least forced. On Wednesday,
health officials announced at least twenty three cases have now
been reported in Kansas. They say it's likely linked to

(01:08:07):
the nearly four hundred cases confirmed across Texas, New Mexico,
and Oklahoma and Kansas. Twenty one of the cases are
in children, and twenty of them were unvaccinated. Dozens of
people have been hospitalized nationwide. And finally some good news
for Danielle. It's Opening Day a lot of states. Its
officially here. The twenty twenty five MLB season gets underway

(01:08:27):
with fourteen games on the schedule. Key matchups include the
Brewers battling the Yankees and the Bronx.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
Danielle, will you be there? I will be there, shocking,
thank you. I see your sweatshirt. She's already ready to go.

Speaker 12 (01:08:38):
The Guardians and the Royals in Kansas City. The Mets
and the Astros will also clash. The Dodgers already got
a two to oh head start on the season after
sweeping the Cubs in the Tokyo Series last week.

Speaker 8 (01:08:48):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
The Marlins and the Marlins.

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
It's opening Day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
I know it's opening date, Luis Joci and Pitt Bull.
I'm getting my artist confused. Thank you for catching that anyway. Yeah,
that's postgame. They're gonna have an incredible season.

Speaker 12 (01:09:07):
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Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
All right, we come in this room. We wonder Okay,
I have a story to tell, but I don't know
is it going to translate. I'll find out here we go.
So yesterday I went and had lunch at Odeon. I
said at the bar, we're always due my best friend Aaron,
you know. The manager comes out sits next to me.
We're hanging out right now. Behind the bar. At Odeon,
they have this big old clock from the nineteen fifties.

(01:10:20):
It's a neon clock, you know, and it's it's bright
and it's just beautiful. It's a beautiful antique clock and
it's working and it has the hands all the time,
you know, it's no digital back in the nineteen fifties.
And it has a sweepad that goes around slowly, you know,
each minute. So I noticed while watching the clock that

(01:10:41):
as soon as a sweetpan would hit the top of
the clock, it would go down and then it would
fall like four inches and stop and then keep going.
So it had the thing right. It felt like it
went a glit it went ahead in time, yeah, like
three or four seconds. Okay, I'm like, huh. Interesting. Then
it keeps going around. You pass passes a three, the four,

(01:11:04):
the five, and he gets down to the bottom at
the six and right around the six at the bottom.
It stops for about two seconds and then it starts again.
So I'm thinking, well, let me watch this again. So
I wait for it to get to the top. Another minute.
Here we go and it's coming down and boom, it
goes forward two seconds fast and it gets to the

(01:11:24):
bottom and it stops for two seconds. I'm thinking, it's
like we're jumping ahead in time and then at the
bottom it corrects it by going back in time. Yeah,
I'm like time traveling there watching this clock. You could say, oh,
so it's like it's like the daytime saving day night
savings time. You go, you lose some minutes, then you

(01:11:45):
gain some minutes. So before so I mentioned it the
air and he sets here. We just watched this clock
together because you have to wait till the hand gets there.
You to be patient. Then other people started joining us
watching this clock. We had a chorus of all of
us is well watching the clock. No productivity whatsoever in
this restaurant. All the servers were watching it. And then

(01:12:05):
so we got to the point, at the top point
it would go fast three seconds. Everyone would go whoa,
and it got to the bottom and it would stop.
We go oo.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
We O.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
The whole restaurant up there doing that for.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
An hour caused the scene.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Was it was the weirdest thing, and people would walk
up and what you're looking at, Well, watch this, We're
about to move forward in time, and then we pause time.
All day. I could have sat there. I could have
sat there for hours.

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
Just to make sure every minute it did the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Exactly, losing minutes, gaining minutes, you know, clock watching. I
don't know. And then it got me thinking, where you go,
let's say, to a bench in a park, a central park,
and you always make sure you sit in front of
a sidewalk that has like a little problem, like a
raised stone, and you'd sit there all day and watch

(01:12:56):
people's trip on that same thing. Just watch that. I
could do that for hours. It's like, what'd you do?
Just sat there and watch people trip?

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Frocky and I would do that. When you do that,
I've done that.

Speaker 12 (01:13:08):
Outside my apartment there's a train stop, so you'll see
all the people flooding.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
At one time.

Speaker 12 (01:13:13):
And I just like to watch people. But if it's
kind of windy, or if it's even a little bit rainy,
umbrellas go inside out and watching people react to an
inside out Umbrella is one of my favorite The panic.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
The chaos after a windstorm and rainstorm here in New
York City, all the cadavers of Umbrella's but you kind
of wish you were they're watch it happen.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
It's amazing.

Speaker 18 (01:13:33):
It is.

Speaker 12 (01:13:34):
There's a wind tunnel right there. It's just crazy. But
you get to see all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
People watching is one of my favorite things. And of
course clock watching it at Odeo. So if you're going
to Odeon today for lunch, sit by that clock and watch,
you'll experience what we experienced for an hour.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
It's a little excessive, is it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
I found it very relaxing. I didn't think about any problems.
It was just all in the moment, losing a moment,
gaining a moment. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
It's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
I know people watching. That's so my question was would
this translate as a story being told in there? I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
I like to people watch it, like Circasle It's so interesting.
Who goes to those things?

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
I go all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
It's just interesting. You get every kind of person at
a show like that, because it's such a different type
of a show. You get the really extreme people who
are like with big you know, piercings and tats all
over the place where and then you get a conservative
person and like, you know, regular pair of jeans, a
little tea. It's crazy, It's like it's it's everything. But
I love watching all the different people at Starc Soliet.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
You know a lot of people go through life and
don't even look at other people.

Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Yeah, I love to, don't you absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
And you size them up and you come up with
their story in your head. You make up the dialogue everything.

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
We'll do that when we're at lunch. We'll see people.

Speaker 12 (01:14:48):
I'm like, what do you think they're story is? Yeah,
which I just create whatever is going on with them.
Another great place to watch people was rat Park outside
our old building. Yep, rat Park had the most diverse people.
In the middle of the day, it was like half
bien business people, a quarter tourist and a quarter crack heads,
like breaking havoc on everyone.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
It was amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
They shared the park together, the crackheads and the business people.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
Did you see last night when we left the restaurant,
So there was a woman next to us. She was
crying and another guy had his arm on her saying
something trying to calm her down, and there were people
around her, and then there was a piece of glass
that had shattered and broken on the floor, and I
was like, what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
I won't to know what happened in this what happened
like crazy? So I had all these scenarios in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
That's the thing. And you see things like one shoe
on the in the middle of the street. Yeah, hmm,
how did that get there? One shoe? Make up stories.
You're a storyteller, you're making them stories. You're creative.

Speaker 21 (01:15:38):
Yes, you know what I noticed when I've traveled overseas
that the little the few times that I did was
that when you go to eat outdoor dining, there the
people sit side by side, facing like the piazza, like
it's a show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
But we don't do that here in America.

Speaker 21 (01:15:53):
We kind of like face each other, but like I
don't see like the side by side people like they're
like like they're on people.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Are on stage. That in Paris too, and in France
they sit with their backs to the restaurant outside. They'll
smoke their cigarettes and drink their coffee, and we watched
the world go by because they're not they're in a hurry.
Lunchtime in Europe typically is a long drawn out people
watching thing.

Speaker 14 (01:16:17):
Dinner is not so much, you know, I love that.
Let's slow down, let's people watch our clock watch happily. Yeah,
we need recess. I'm telling you we need recess on
the show. We should all go outside. Central Park is
right around the corner. Take a few minutes to just
watch everybody walking by.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
We'd see some crazy stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Have you noticed that Nate just disappeared.

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
Where did he go?

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Well, you know his apartments right up the street. Yeah,
I got this text. My couch is being delivered. Be
right back.

Speaker 22 (01:16:45):
What are you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
He can't be serious. That told me they're delivering between
eight and noon. Hold on, let's call him. Call Nate
on speaker.

Speaker 13 (01:16:57):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Calling Nate on speaker.

Speaker 21 (01:16:59):
Must prett nice to just leave work in the middle
of the show like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
His phone never works. This guy he cannot be communicated with.
Look at.

Speaker 8 (01:17:10):
Him again, it's probably not disturb.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Call Nate on speaker, all right. Really, this guy never
answers his phone. He never has it one that's not
as the other day. I was texting him for something
important eight hours later. Your well, how can we get
him and I can't maybe, oh this is weird.

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
It works.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Okay, what here we go? Did he blocked elves Dan?
I guess so. But he puts Elvis Durrant in the corner.
It's probably all flustered. They're delivering a couch and we're calling.
See he doesn't pick up the phone. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 19 (01:17:50):
This makes me feel better, though, Why because when I
try to call him he never answers either.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
So Lisa, no, it's not just me. Oh that's right.
This is my phone, so he's definitely not gonna answer.
Oh you're right.

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
Time again from your phone?

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
We name so much. Hello, we just went important to call.
Do we know anyone important?

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Okay? Call Nate on speaker. This is the worst radio ever.
People listen to this.

Speaker 10 (01:18:12):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
Okay, he is deaf. He may not be able to
hear this.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
I'm on my way back. Oh my god, are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Yeah, the guy there was one guy up having I'm
walking back now. No, wait, you're on the air, by
the way. Oh okay, yeah, okay, thanks for changing your demeanor. Yeah,
everyone thought it was kind of funny you just disappeared.
I'm going to get my couch. They called it were like,
we're here, and by the way, it was no wei.

(01:18:49):
It was some guy. What one guy delivered a couch.
This guy was made out of iron. He was a bull,
I swear, But to maneuver it into my apartment, I
had to help him. I'm on my way back. Breath,
you are at a breath. You sound like scary after
he was skipping. I'll be back time you want to

(01:19:10):
time me. I should be back in five minutes. And
now we're not gonna time you. Okay, be careful, you're
you're sounds like you're you're dying. All right, we'll see.
Is that nice? Just disappear. Oh, it's getting its delivery.
That's okay. Awesome though our producer just left. It's like
it's like the captain of the ship just left.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
Yeah, by sea.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
It makes me want to get an apartment really close
to us.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
No, you don't want that, because they'll call upon you
if they have an emergency.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
I'm not going to tell anybody.

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
And what he's paying for.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
What he got.

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
It's like a shoe box.

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
I just realized New York City clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
You could take some good bathroom breaks. I mean, you
can just just let it every When we were in
Jersey City, I rented a Hiatt Hotel room to go
take a poo.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
That is crazy, I know, but I'm not going to
do it at work.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
We had one bathroom. I'm not going to poo in
your toilet. You should thank me for that, or you
should have chipped in.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
I can just go to Nate's house and poop.

Speaker 19 (01:20:00):
I saw a neme the other dance and I told
my boss I was going to the bathroom. I never
said which one I'm at home.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Now there you go. Let's get let's get some sound
in here.

Speaker 18 (01:20:09):
And Garrett, all right, all right, Garrett, Yes, let's start
with this from yesterday. So Ed sheer and I was
right down the block with Jimmy Fallon. They were in
the subway doing a little bit. They were busking down
in the subway in New York City. So we're gonna
get this probably next week on the Tonight Show. But
this is what it sounded like. Wow, right now, that

(01:20:39):
is so cool. And then he played his new song.
Then Ed Sheeron appeared on the Tonight Show last night
and he was talking about his new music. He has
a song called old cell phone. And it comes from
when Ed was going through his lawsuit. He had a
hand over all his electronics, but he put away one
phone back in twenty fifteen that he broke out and
started going through it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
And this is the song he created.

Speaker 23 (01:21:00):
I found my own phone today in the box that
I had hidden away. Nostalgia trying to lead me astray.
Maybe I can write some I charged the battery game

(01:21:21):
combinations because my postcode had changed, opened up and saw
a million names. Now the one who they've.

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
Gone, Wow, buy it? I downloaded right now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
See egg shearing makes it so easy. It seems easy,
it's not. You know what, I have an old cell phone.
I'm gonna write a song about that. Here goes that
old cell phone has all sorts of.

Speaker 18 (01:21:46):
Songs in it, you know or whatever, and pictures and
people that passed away, and arguments that he was in.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
And that's what the nostalgia line came from. It goes
back in time. All right, what else?

Speaker 18 (01:21:55):
All right, let's move over to Survivor. So last night
Jeff Props had a little dropping the ball.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
Every time you hit that target, you're gonna move it
a little lower when it gets a.

Speaker 13 (01:22:04):
Low out right you will drop your balls.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
And on survivor.

Speaker 17 (01:22:09):
Just like in life, that means you're moving on to
the next day.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Boy, balls a drop.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Let's go get him drop.

Speaker 10 (01:22:16):
Sure, good, go grab your ball.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Oh my god, my god, Oh my god. There you go.
That's Jeff Probs, that's our buddy.

Speaker 16 (01:22:23):
All right.

Speaker 18 (01:22:24):
So least two nights ago, Zaine was in Mexico City
and he performed night changes from one Direction. Interesting thing
which I didn't realize it's been ten years since Zane
left one direction.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
In all the words yep, all right.

Speaker 18 (01:22:42):
And then finally, this is a very interesting story. So
a record store owner in Vancouver came across a demo
which happened to be from the Beatles from nineteen sixty two.
So back in nineteen sixty two, the story goes that
the Beatles had an audition for companies and this is
one of the auditions of them doing a cover of
the song money.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Oh really, they were auditioning for a studio.

Speaker 18 (01:23:05):
Yes, So it was unreel to reel, so the guy,
the record store owner, could only record it on his
cell phone.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Okay, here that's crazy. Nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 18 (01:23:49):
Nineteen sixty two, and it was labeled Beatles demos.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
What about that is? That's so cool? Wow, Wow, that's
gonna be were just sitting there, Yeah, thank you absolutely, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
All right, did you change your invite yet to Jeff
Basous in Lauren Sanchez's wedding?

Speaker 9 (01:24:07):
Yes, you did.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
A list guests expected to be invited, apparently Eva Longoria,
Katie Perry, Orlando Bloom, Oh, Go Winfrey, Kim Kardashian, Ivanka Trump, Uh,
Carly Claus, Joshua Kushner.

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
I mean the list goes on and on.

Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
I told you it looks like it's taking place in Venice,
Italy over the summer. So yeah, when you get your invite,
let us know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
I did know you in Venice.

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
Netflix is developed.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Venice, Florida, Venice, California.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
Netflix is developing a live action Scooby Doo series and
they are calling it a modern reimagining, which would be interesting.
There's no word when we're going to get to see it,
but hopefully that's on the way. Fred and Wilma Flintstone
have been named the best animated romantic couple on television.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
Really.

Speaker 23 (01:24:56):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:24:57):
They're followed by George and Jane Jetson and then school
being Shaggy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
I think they were.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
HBO.

Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
HBO has announced it will be airing Oh yeah, you're right,
it is. It will be airing a two part documentary
on Billy Joel this summer. It's going to be called
Billy Joel and so it goes. It's going to explore
the life and music of him, and it's imported to
include never before seen performances, some home movies, personal photographs,
along with one on one interview. So if you are
a Billy Joel fan, that's exciting, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (01:25:30):
Yesterday, Yeah, our friend Jimmy at our event said he
saw Billy Joel in concert fifty times. Oh my god,
at least fifty times.

Speaker 17 (01:25:39):
The passes in Apple.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Well, you know what, some people are really huge fans
crazy when Mel Gibson's passion of the Christ and the
Jesus had been crucified, buried, and resurrected.

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
Well, this summer production begins on a sequel.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
It's called The Resurrection of Christ and it will start
shooting in August. We'll keep you posted. The original film
was still like the largest grossing independent film of all time.
It's like made so much money, was insane. So we'll
see what this one does again. It's called the Resurrection
of Christ of the Christ and it will be out eventually.
Gloilla recently had to cut her show in Saint Louis

(01:26:16):
because multiple fights broke out during her set, so there
was a video and at one point she stops Dound
and she's like, come on, guys, you're much better than this.
This is ridiculous, and she had to stop it because
it was getting insane, so not cool.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
Well, I don't know why people do that. You go
to the show to enjoy the show. Enjoy the show,
and don't act like an ass.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
My takeaways, you call it Saint Louis. Look what I
thought you could people do?

Speaker 16 (01:26:40):
Say St.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
Louis.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
St Louis. Yeah, Hello, it's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Javarone's relationship the deal breaker. What do you think it is?

Speaker 10 (01:26:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Bad breath? Okay, chewing with your mouth open, scary?

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Oh scary.

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
You couldn't date her at all?

Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
Bad breath, being rude to okay, you're nice to waves
and bad mouthing the women in your family. She doesn't
like that, and not liking Beyonce. So if you're not
a Beyonce fanch, doesn't want anything to do with you
either stuff? What are we watching the season finale of
Crime Nation. You've got the series premiere of Paul American
over on Max A Complete Unknown.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
It's the streaming premiere of that on Hulu.

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Also Reacher, I know that's where Nate will be the
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And that is my Danielle reports.

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All of Nate Mack there that people were texting in
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friend in the steam room would have taken longer than that.

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He does have less clothing on them when he left, I.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Had any sweating. You're kind of sweating. Oh gross, woo.
I'm gonna play hooky gibbye.

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Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
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Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
A great email this morning from the upperty upperty people,
the upperly upper people. Oh yeah, at my heart. They
wanted to say thank you to Danielle and Gandhi for
showing up at this event last night with some of
our partners, our sponsors, and they said, you did a
great job and you represented us very well.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
It was a great event.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
We had a great time and Ben and Jack's steakhouse
was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Ben and Jackson's fantastic.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
The mass potatoes, Oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
So Alex Zagren, who uh was the mastermind behind this
really great event, he put a lot into this as well,
and he was counting on you, Danielle and you Gandhi
to be there because well he said, hey, our marquee
talent will be there. So therefore these people agreed to
come and join the party. So you thought it'd be
kind of a cute idea to say, Oh, Alex, I'm

(01:30:21):
so sorry. I know you worked hard to get these
people to show up to see us. We thought you
meant tomorrow night.

Speaker 8 (01:30:25):
Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Absolutely, you wanted to like yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
We texted him, Gandhi and I on the same text.
We were together and we were like, oh my gosh,
I'm so sorry. We'll get ready as quickly as we can.
We're going to get in the car.

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
We should be there by like seven, seven thirty one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
I wanted a joke.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
He probably we want to kid about, but we wanted
to get someone else involved as well to help us.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Okay, So Mark Adams, Mark Adams, the programming guru. Yeah, iHeartRadio.
He's with us right now. SI, guys.

Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
We called Mark and we asked him to be part
of it, and he said, no, I'm noted at us.

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
We've been rejected.

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
He said, I'm not evil like you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Really, it was just a joke. There was a practical joke.
Didn't just play a long you know.

Speaker 24 (01:31:05):
The thing was Alex looks stressed. It's an important event.
They're cackling in the background maniacally. It's the sheer glee.
The diabolical delight exactly, the idea of we could ruin
this man's day exactly, and they were gleeful. So and
they wanted me to be a part of this, and

(01:31:25):
I was I didn't want I didn't want to partake
of the darkness.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
That's it. So you understand the darkness was the joke. Yeah, no,
And I told Danielle, I'm learning things about you.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
Yes, he said, I learned a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
To be fair, she's learning this from God. Gandhi is
the menace, the instigator. Yeah, yeah, the instigating and we'd
like to call you a fun sucker.

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
At one point we did think about, well, what happens
if like he like has a heart attack or something
we got and I said, oh, I said, yeah, yeah,
that wouldn't be good.

Speaker 9 (01:31:56):
I don't think that's going to happen straight from missed
event to death.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Yes he does. He does work in sales in New
York City. I heart I heart attack because.

Speaker 7 (01:32:07):
On the way, we didn't keep the joke going until
he went ahead to try to make some phone calls
to tell people we were going to be late.

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
And that's when we were like, wait, wait, wait, we're
only kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
They were just kidding. Oh, I know, I know. No,
you don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Do you know?

Speaker 24 (01:32:22):
I knew they were kidding. I just genuinely didn't want
to be a part of it, that's all I know.

Speaker 12 (01:32:26):
But Mark Mark said, I will not stop you guys
from what you're doing, but I will not participate, which.

Speaker 24 (01:32:32):
I think is a fine compromise. That's like, I didn't
step in to yes, cease the activities, but I just
didn't want.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
To be a part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
At one point we did ask him, though, did you
tell him what was happening? Did you ruin this for us?

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
We did say that, and I did not. I stepped out.
All right, Well, at least you did let I let
the chaos play out. You didn't blow it up.

Speaker 12 (01:32:50):
No, because in our head when we were doing all this,
we're like, okay, so Alex is gonna panic, probably flops
what and.

Speaker 8 (01:32:56):
Then he's going to call Mark, So we have to
get Mark on our side. That didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
We got Well, obviously we have not enough work to
do around here. Productivity is always at an all time
low because we're too busy pranking each other things like that.
So how have you been living here in New York?
City eleven months. All right, and how do you feel
about how we're doing here at the station. We're good.

Speaker 24 (01:33:18):
Well, I think your team's doing well. I have I
still have some concerns about you.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Yeah, okay, I do too. I wait, I awake at
night wondering about me and my concerns about me. So
we're not that bad. I mean you, of course, Mark
known for many years in this business as a true professional,
as you know, to the point where it's boring sometimes

(01:33:42):
because he won't partake and evil terrible. You were living
in San Francisco. You moved all the way across the
continent to be here. You put a lot on the
line to move to New York. Living in New York
is not easy.

Speaker 24 (01:33:54):
Yeah, it's it's it's an adjustment for sure, But no,
I've liked it a lot in a lot of respects.
It's really cool. It's uh, it's intimidating when you're not
from here. You know, you can't figure out where anything is.
I thought that the subways, honestly, I thought were scary.
I don't mean like physically, just like I couldn't figure
out what went and where, Like I accidentally went to
Brooklyn more than once, you know, yeah, we all did

(01:34:15):
that in the beginning. Yeah, you know, you walk around
a lot, you take the trains and you start seeing
the sites and doing all the cool stuff. And no,
it's really great. And I live not far from here,
so I kind of got my circuit in the middle
of the city. I know where things are.

Speaker 6 (01:34:26):
Him in nature hook up now.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Yeah, you are in the same neighborhood. Hey, so are
you getting along with everyone here at iHeart New York? Yeah?

Speaker 24 (01:34:34):
No, I mean, I know it sounds self serving to
say this, but no, the team here is fantastic. I
love Z one hundred, I love I love you guys either.
The staff I inherited are terrific, like top to bottom.
I had relationships already pre existing with a lot of
the corporate folks that were here, but now that I'm
in the building day today, it's even better.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
You know.

Speaker 24 (01:34:53):
It's just it's always better to have communication, you know,
one on one whenever you can. So well, I'll tell
you this, you are looking out for your colleagues. For instance,
Alex Zagrin, the guy in that Danielle and Gandhi wanted
to trick I have him on the line here, Hi.

Speaker 10 (01:35:09):
Hi, Alex Elvis that Mark Adams is a great guy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
He was looking out for you. He would not be
a part of the practical jokery from the Daniel and Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (01:35:23):
That's correct. He would not cow out to their trickery.

Speaker 8 (01:35:29):
Mark's up next.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Ye, I would mess with Mark. Mark is a martial
arts expert. He will kick your head off, your mind. Look,
Mark getting uncofortable taking his jacket off here. So so, Alex,
I mean he's looking out for you. He wouldn't let
them pick on you. So yeah, you do. You two
have a great relationship, and it's all of us underlings
that you have to look out.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
For, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:35:52):
Yeah, I'm very lucky to We're all very lucky to
have Mark. He truly cares about all of his staff
and and he's developed some really amazing relationships in a
very short time, which, as you know, Elvis isn't terribly
easy to do in our business.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Hey, should we do? Remember we used to do the
dollar a holler thing with the sales department? Oh yeah,
that mar Alex. Do you remember that, Elvis?

Speaker 10 (01:36:12):
Elvis, we stopped that.

Speaker 8 (01:36:19):
Opened.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
I think invoices of late have been close to a dollar.

Speaker 10 (01:36:26):
What what that's not right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Do you know what the dollar margin with the dollar
a holler thing is? No, we make an announcement on
the sales floor, run to the Elvis Drain Morning Show.
Come on in and you have thirty seconds to talking
about any of your sponsors and clients you want to
talk about, and you've got to pay us a dollar.

Speaker 8 (01:36:41):
What would they have to run up here?

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Yeah, Kelly do it. Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Well, we don't have time now, but I think we're
going to do this this day and probably tomorrow or
next week.

Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
Okay, like first one through the door gets it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
I love this phone system. Listen to this. It's a
nice crackling listen, but listen system we have like Verizon
is radio shack, they be a radio shack. And we'll
do it early next week. Remind me, Alex, we'll do
dollar a holler. It'll be it'll be great.

Speaker 10 (01:37:12):
Can we let the sales people know ahead of time?

Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
And no, be a random day because they're not always
on here.

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
They're not listening to her show anyway. The reason the
reason I.

Speaker 10 (01:37:22):
Said that is I want to put some obstacles in
the pathway to get to the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
It like a slip and slide, We gotta run. We
love you, Alex, all right, to listen to that playing
a record? It's Vinyl, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:37:39):
As soon as you said dollar, a holler stared. Looks
like he was about to push you out of the
way the microphone.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
No, no, I'm good. That's right. You're under the desk
of most of the sales department. An it's quite an image.
The optics are amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:38:01):
We know that half of them don't listen because I've
gotten so many requests to go on there and talk
about mayonnaise and tell mayonnaise my guys.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
Do you know one of them called you Martha Martha
Gandhi mar Marcadams. We love you, Adam. Not a part
of the trickery, always straightforward, all right. When I opened
mark yep, it is Thursday, our favorite day of the week.
Dougss Froggy and food News. Okay, so you were doing

(01:38:29):
a special countdown today or two of them, and we're
gonna get.

Speaker 19 (01:38:32):
To that in a minute, right, Yeah, we got two
countdowns today because it is opening day for Major League Baseball,
so it is count let's go. According to one of
my favorite Instagram accounts, Snacker later, there is a new
variety of cheese its that will be showing up on
grocery store shelves in the near future. Wendy's Baconator cheese
its are on the way, ladies and gentlemen, So if

(01:38:52):
you love the Wendy's Baconator, they're now going to be
in cheese at forms. Unfortunately, I do not have an
official release date yet. Our rumor has it will be
introduced in late spring, so keep your eyes out at
your local retailer for an official announcement, and of course
we'll keep you updated. Rice Chrispy Treats has just introduced
two brand new flavors for the first ever salty snack.
They've always been sweet, Now Salty Chocolate Sea Salt Pretzel

(01:39:15):
and Caramel Sea Salt Pretzel. Bliss Bars are the new
varieties that feature a layer of chocolate or caramel at
the bottom of the traditional treats that you were all
familiar with. Parent company says that the new Rice Chrispy
Treat Bliss Bar be available nationwide in retailers in six
count boxes start looking for them on shelves in April,
so that is next week. Denny's their new one dollar

(01:39:38):
Bogo get this on the Original Grand Slam and All
American Slam meals. You can get the Original Slam or
the All American Grand Slam. You buy one, you get
a second one for one dollars. So if you want
to go on a really cheap date, well there you go.
There's your one dollar I'm in. I love Denny's. Gandhi
told us about this earlier this week, but it bears repeating.
Dairy Queen is currently doing blizzards for eighty for a

(01:40:01):
limited time, celebrating the eighty fifth anniversary of Dairy Queen.
Started March twenty fourth, It runs through April sixth. The
eighty five cent blizzards are exclusively available through the Dairy
Queen app and require a minimum purchase of one dollar.
But it's very easy to get the Dairy Queen rewards
and it's worth for your eighty five cent blizzard. Fredo

(01:40:21):
Lay has recalled Tostitos chips in thirteen states Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi,
North Carolina, Ohio, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, and West Virginia.
The company said that the recall includes bags of Tostitos
cantina traditional yellow corn tortilla chips. Because the bags could
contain nacho cheese flavored tortilla chips, which are made with milk,

(01:40:45):
and it's not declared on the bags over lactose intolerant,
it could be a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
So those are on recall. Are you ready for the countdown?
Which one?

Speaker 22 (01:40:52):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
You got to love? All right?

Speaker 19 (01:40:53):
Here we go, Major League beefall opening today. In the ballparks,
something's getting expensive. These are the highest priced hot dogs
across the Major League Baseball parks.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
Oh boy, this here.

Speaker 19 (01:41:05):
Number five Course Field, where the Rockies play, You'll pay
seven dollars and nineteen cents.

Speaker 4 (01:41:10):
Oh my god for a Wiener.

Speaker 13 (01:41:13):
Yes.

Speaker 19 (01:41:13):
At City Field, where the Mets play, you will pay
seven dollars in twenty cents for a Wiener okay. Number
three Globalize Field where the Texas Rangers play seven to
twenty one. Number two Oracle Park where the San Francisco
Giants play, seven dollars and seventy one cents for a

(01:41:35):
hot dog okay wow. And the most expensive is Petco Park,
San Diego, where the Padres play. Seven dollars and ninety
six cents for just a plane hot dog, hot dog.

Speaker 17 (01:41:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
That doesn't sound too expensive really, why no, it is
a hot dog. But I mean it's a major League
baseball game.

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
And yeah, but is it extra for condiments?

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
No?

Speaker 19 (01:41:59):
But no, like I think ketchup mustard and maybe relish
is probably our onions are probably free.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
They have those. They have those pumps, the mayonnaise pump.
You don't want to a good mayonnaise pump.

Speaker 8 (01:42:09):
I want to get so hot on the hot days
comes out like, oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
God, you're gonna see that. That's a game today. Okay,
hot manaise well, hold on, let her, let her Okay,
she always turns towards Nate. I noticed that.

Speaker 11 (01:42:27):
Day.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Okay, what's your next? All right? What pairs?

Speaker 19 (01:42:30):
Will the hot dog at the ballpark? You gotta have beer,
hot beer and mayonnaise. Yes, I'm sorry. He gets squirt
the mayonnaise into beer.

Speaker 8 (01:42:39):
Hold on, you know how I want's at the bottom
and he goes.

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
Makes the far noise.

Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
I'm I'm so sorry, hot mayonnaise.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Okay, stop it, stop it here, we drop it. Hold on,
stopped it.

Speaker 19 (01:42:51):
Orchestra by the way, In case you wondered, the cheapest
place to get a hot dog in Major League Baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
It's where the Diamondbacks play. It's only three dollars for
a hot dog. Oh my god, that thinks the man
aise I hate. Okay, here.

Speaker 19 (01:43:08):
Said Yankee Yankee again you'll know in seriousness. At Yankee
Stadium today they're the third cheapest. Three dollars and eight
cents for a hotel.

Speaker 16 (01:43:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:43:15):
I'm having Benny Hues.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
So we're doing the most expensive though, right right, the
most expensive beer. Let's do this the most expensive beers
in Major League Baseball.

Speaker 19 (01:43:24):
Number five, where the Chicago Cups play Wrigley Field. Ten
dollars and seventy eight cents for a beer. Wow, okay,
what where the worst team in baseball plays? The Chicago
White Sox ten dollars and seventy nine cents for a beer.
Go for the beer, right, I guess if you drink enough,
the team is not that bad. Finwick Park coming in

(01:43:45):
at number three, where they're Danielle's second favorite team, The
Red Sox played ten dollars and eighty cents.

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 19 (01:43:53):
Number two Oriole Park, where the Baltimore Orioles play eleven
dollars and twenty nine cents for a beer. The most
expensive This is Asinine, where the Washington Nationals play at
Nationals Park. Fifteen dollars and forty cents for a beer.

Speaker 8 (01:44:10):
Wow, nice cost a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
Yeah, it's insane, it's crazy insane.

Speaker 19 (01:44:20):
Now the cheapest the cheapest beer, by the way, that's
corse Field are the Colorado Rockies play? Three dollars and
eight cents for a beer?

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
Is it? Course?

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
Yes? I mean why not some what if they What
if someone bought corse Field they kept the name, but
they served a different beer like road Arts. Okay, you guys,
you want some man.

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
A see it?

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
It's magically delicious.

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Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
All Right, I mentioned it several times. I have to
do it again because I feel like the more I
mentioned it, the more the word We'll get to Chelsea Handler.
I saw her special last night on Netflix, the New One,
and it was one of the funniest things I've seen
in a long time. I really needed it. It was
just fabulous. I loved it. Not gonna give anything away,
but I just love it a lot. And I'm gonna

(01:45:45):
start reading her book. Her new book just came out.
I'm gonna read this weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:45:47):
Oh I wonder if she does the audible version. Oh
my god, that's the case.

Speaker 8 (01:45:51):
I would do that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
That's yes, Daniel, you're right, you're right, You're right. So
I actually had Chelsea Handler's number in my phone, so
I just sent her a quick hey, love the special.
Truly needed it, hilarious, laughed my ass off, and she
texted back, thanks Elvis, and that was it. I didn't
text back. I didn't want to say anything. I really
want her on the show, but I'm not gonna. I'm
not gonna use it personal text time to add. That's

(01:46:14):
for her people to do. That's the way I feel.

Speaker 8 (01:46:16):
What if you gave us her phone number.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
No, no, no, no. So Nate actually says he sent
a message to her people before and did not hear
back from them.

Speaker 10 (01:46:24):
And I sent another one.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
Listen, maybe they missed it, Maybe they were busy, maybe
they were on vacation and missed the first one. Was
that a month and a half, Okay, so I sent
another one. She's still a lot going on. The reason
people come on is they have, you know, things they
wanted to talk about. She has not only this new book,
but she also has, of course the standard special on Netflix,
which I thought was just brilliant.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
I think you could have said though, Hey, no.

Speaker 4 (01:46:48):
No, I just want to use that personal moment to
say thank you for a great special. Now, if you
know Chelsea Handler or her people, please let us let
them know that we would love to have her back
when she's back in New York City.

Speaker 10 (01:47:01):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
We'll leave it at that. Not going to grovel, not
going to beg just really enjoyed it. There, I'm done.
Maybe yes, maybe she wants you to invite her personally.
She doesn't like going. No, I'm not going to use that,
and that's what she wants. No, I'm not gonna use
I'm not gonna have a conversation. I'm not gonna jeopardize her, monopolized,

(01:47:27):
sorry her screen time. It was a simple thank you,
that's all it was.

Speaker 8 (01:47:32):
This is sort of like dating. We want to come
across too strong.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
We're not dating.

Speaker 8 (01:47:36):
You just want to play it cool. Yeah, maybe she'll come.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Back, do me if you watch the special today, get
back to it's really really, really good.

Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
Quiet.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
Fine, No, I don't want to beat the horse dead horse. Diamond. Hi,
Diamond posed an interesting question to me, and I gave
her an answer. I don't know if you were satisfied
with my answer. Maybe we're looking for something more explosive,
but go ahead and give it to everyone listening.

Speaker 6 (01:48:02):
Okay, if you knew that you were going to die tomorrow,
what would you do today?

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:48:07):
It does.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
It is good to think about for a moment, rather
than going, Oh, I'll go to KFC get some chicken.
I'll get a bucket of chicken. Well, maybe there's more
to it. If you're going to die tomorrow, you knew
you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?

Speaker 9 (01:48:22):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
It's not the happiest of questions.

Speaker 6 (01:48:26):
But I'd go and eat the food that I'm allergic
to if I want to die anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
So you know me debating, Well, so do you really
want to spend your last hours on earth just in pain?

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:48:41):
But the past few years I've spent in pain because
I watched people eat Chinese food.

Speaker 4 (01:48:45):
I can't eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:46):
I listen to you talk every summer about how good
corn is.

Speaker 8 (01:48:50):
Can't have it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:51):
You know that's painful.

Speaker 4 (01:48:52):
Okay, all right, so you're dying tomorrow, go eat corn today?

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
Okay, yes, Scary.

Speaker 21 (01:49:00):
Would take everybody in my orbit and I would pay
for a flight down to a place and we would
jump on a yacht and just ball out.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
With all the money that I have in my bank account,
I would blow every last night. Well, okay, you gotta
get that done by tomorrow.

Speaker 21 (01:49:13):
I can get it done by tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:49:14):
I can have a private jet waiting and everything. Yeah,
and private jets for everyone. Okay, all right, if you
have a lot of money, Froggy, you're dying tomorrow, Froggy,
what are you doing today?

Speaker 19 (01:49:23):
I would take my son and go play some totally crazy,
out of the world expensive golf course.

Speaker 4 (01:49:28):
Yeah, but you got to get there because you got
to be there, because you're gonna dot on a fine
that means you may die on the golf course. I'll
figure it out. That's fine, Okay, It's not a bad
place to go. Uh, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:49:38):
You know it's kind of crazy because I don't know
if I would do anything that's I really would just
want to make sure I got to spend my last
moments with the boys, with my husband and my kids, absolutely,
and so I don't know if I really would care
what I was doing as long as I knew I
could be with them because I wasn't going to be
with them anymore, which is so weird, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
Well, no, even think about I don't think it's weird
at all. No, I don't know. This is not the
most pleasant of things to do. What about you, Gandhi.

Speaker 12 (01:50:01):
I think it would be something similar to skaries. I
would want to throw a giant party with everybody that
I loved. I would like it to be the whole
day and have a really good time, and I would
like to be able to share with them how much
I love them and the things that were important to
me about them and tell them to not be sad.

Speaker 4 (01:50:16):
All right, Nate go similar to what pretty much everybody said,
it's been it with my family, my friends, and then
just go to this beautiful spot where right before I go, oh,
it would be the most beautiful thing, you know, just
tell me, all right, well here's mine's not the happiest one.
Well I think, I think, you know, getting some private

(01:50:36):
jets and balling out just sounds great at all. I would.
I would write some notes, maybe do a couple of uh,
you know, voice messages whatever voice notes, send them, and
then I would go up by myself. I wouldn't go
with anyone else and just think about my life. I'm
going to think about what I did, what I did right,

(01:50:57):
what I did wrong, Just think about it. Want to
be with me selfish. Maybe oh, he could have spent
his last day with us. Why does it? Doesn't he
love us?

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:51:06):
I love you. But it's done. You know, it's done.

Speaker 8 (01:51:10):
It's like when dogs wander off into the woods.

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
Yeah, yeah, go hide under it, go hide under a rock. No,
But I just want to think. I just want to
think about it. I want to process it. It's it's
it's the closing scene in the film. It's the last
chapter of the book.

Speaker 10 (01:51:23):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:51:23):
That's that's it. And that's that's it. And right there. Plus,
when you die, don't you lose control of your bowels?

Speaker 9 (01:51:30):
Not always.

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
I wouldn't want my family around for that. Like, are
you trying to make my last day funny? Are you?
Are you really trying to crap all over my last day? Literally? No,
when you die, I think that's what happens. I don't
know if I want my family chair that happens. That happens,
then I may choose you, like for a chair old
sparky they call it down in Texas. God, No, I mean,

(01:51:54):
I just want to go sitot. I just want to
go sit on a mountain and just think my last
five minutes. I want to be alone, to stay with all. Right, Well,
then then in the crap yourself. That's what happens. I'm
not saying you're doesn't to do it on purpose this afternoon.
You don't have to die. I'm crapping myself as we speak.
You don't do it before you die. When you die,
then you do. I don't convince it's always the case

(01:52:16):
you crack yourself. I thought it was okay, Well, losing
a faculties it's what happens. I just want to go
think I want to think about what it did. That's it.
It's it's it's the end I did. I had a
great life. I did great things for people, people did
great things for me. That's it. Being a pretty spot though, right,
not like staring at a wall in your kitchen, Nate,

(01:52:40):
I think you give another couch being deliver you. Yeah,
I'm gonna go to go to the park. I'm gonna
sit on a mountain of some sort. Look at it,
look out all right, there you go. I'm sorry we
had this conversation provoked it. I'm gonna try not to
crap my patch because you don't just happens. I'm not

(01:53:01):
saying people pee and pooh a very much thing. That's
what happens. You die and you lose control of your
They're not all. Do you think that we are filled?

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
This is not true.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
We are filled with sphincters. What you in an episode
of South Park? Absolutely, I get it. Now, what does
it say?

Speaker 12 (01:53:19):
It says, No, you don't always poop or pee yourself
when you die. It can happen as muscles relax, but
it is certainly not guaranteed.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
There you go.

Speaker 21 (01:53:28):
Then, I want to be from my worst enemy at
that point, I'm going to crap on my my arts nemesis.

Speaker 8 (01:53:41):
How did you go out on my enemies?

Speaker 4 (01:53:44):
Okay, okay, thinking about that, don't say the name out loud.
Who are you going to crap on? When you don.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
Why are you in my office? Well I'm about to go.
If you know what I'm saying, all right, right, oh
my goodness along with us? I don't know, so I
guess you know. The deeper thought is that what are
you doing in your life that's worthy of reflection when
your life is done? Are you doing enough?

Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
Never? Never?

Speaker 4 (01:54:14):
Enough? Maybe? All right, Well, let's hope this doesn't happen.
I'm thinking, let's just pretend we're going to pass away tomorrow.
Just start crapping all over people. Can I sit on
your lap? Real quick? I said, sit on my lap?
Good morning, Good morning. All right, show's done. Let's get

(01:54:36):
out of here until next time. Say peace out, everybody.
He's out, everybody,