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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Elvis. Elvis in the Morning Show is a consistent rating
as waiters brag bye, we got a lot of listeners.
Elvis d Elvis the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is the weirdest show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
You do a great show. It's usually popular. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, it's so good to hear from Lizzo. I love Lizzo.
I know people have opinions about Lizzo. I'll give you mine.
I love her. There I said it, and I'm not
ashamed of her.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Good.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh, Matt, you know people ragging on her. Leave her alone.
She's a friend of the show. We gave her a flute.
What we gave her a flute, and we gave her
a flute sweater. We did a sweater for her flute.
Oh yeah, that's right, we did. Hey, anyway, welcome to day.
It is It's Thursday, March twentieth. It's our favorite day
of the week.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You flashlights on your phone?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, goods, what was I saying, Danielle, Hush, my brain
is not working.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
It's our favorite day of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
It is Thursday, March twentieth is our favorite days a week.
Froggie what food News? Thursday? Good morning, Danielle, Good morning, Gandhay,
good morning. Who's here? Who is that? Oh? Sam? Hi? Sam?
How are you there? She is? And there's a Weidals
senior name? How you doing over there?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Go?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Gandhi? I said, Hi, it's Danielle Scary. Good morning. Scottie
b is here? Good morning? Where's the diamond there? I
can't read these Oh this called equipment? Hi, diamond morning?
Can you read these things?

Speaker 6 (01:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, no, you can't. Wheatstone, piece of crap. Anyway, Welcome
to the day. Did I miss anyone? Froggie? Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:49):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So we have food news Thursday today. And are you
gonna ruin your countdown and tell us what it's all about?
Not a chance? Okay. So Danielle walks in and I said,
oh my god, we have fifteen seconds be from the
show starts song? Should we start to show with? She
says Domino? I okay, I totally forgot about this song? Yes, Jesse,
j okay, all right, all those songs you hear, like,

(02:16):
oh that song? Yeah, you don't think it's called Domina.
You think it's like and It's thing. Do you think
it's that song?

Speaker 8 (02:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Do you know why I brought it?

Speaker 7 (02:24):
To you.

Speaker 9 (02:25):
So I was listening to the Broadway Show and Juliet
in the car and that's on it, and it sounded
so good. I blasted it and I was like, we
gotta play this song this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm glad you did. I'm glad you're obsessed with it,
and Juliet.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I really am I'm a little.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Obsessed with We figure that out, but it really helps us.
Today's Hey, well, welcome to the day. It is Thursday,
our favorite day the week because it's news Thursday. We
go talk to Amanda, our first caller of the day. Hello, Amanda,
good morning. We know this lady who's her name is Amanda.
I'm not saying you're like her, but she's a little much.
We call her dumb man.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh wow, oh yeah, yeah, yeah that one before are
you really and don't forget the Scamanda Scananda.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, there's a lot of that one.

Speaker 10 (03:10):
Definitely demand us.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
All right. O, Hey, so you're coming in from calling
in from Summeryville, South Carolina. I've heard nothing but great
things about life in South Carolina. So what's it like
living there?

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (03:23):
You know, the weather's a lot milder, it's a lot
better than uh, you know those cold, snowy winters, although
we did get snow this winter. But it's a beautiful place.
It's uh, it's just outside Charleston, and a lot of
people are moving here, so it gets a little crazy
in the traffic in the morning.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
So I'm really grateful for you guys, right, yeah, Charleston.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Are friends that live in Charleston. I have some friends
that live out on on Kiowa Island, the Kiowa River.
I think it's called beautiful. Yep, we saw, I said.
You know how it is when you find a place,
You're like, oh, let's go look at the houses on Zillow. Yes,
you're like, holy crap, who can pay for this? Those
houses out there are like whoa insane god?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, that's why I live.

Speaker 10 (03:59):
I live Charleston.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay, well it sounds like an amazing life. So you
just moved there from New Jersey not that long ago. Correct.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (04:06):
I'm sliding down the coast, is what I told Diamond,
and I'm glad i I've.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Been bringing you guys with me along the way.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh I love that. All right, We'll stop sliding for
a while and enjoy South Carolina. Hey, what do we
have for our friend? Damanda, she demands something very nice. Well,
let's give her a hand to and give her a
fifty dollars Wendy's gift card. How about that? That's aft
your card? You got it? They got Wendy's down there
so much.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
My Oh yeah, we do. And my fifteen year old
son is sitting next to me and he's a huge
elvisair in the morning show fantam that.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I hope he's adjusting well to South Carolina. I bet
the Wendy's down there has shrimp and grips. Maybe let's
get you son one too. How about that? Oh, we're
gonna give your son a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card too?
How sharing in that hands out a Mobley's bag. Let
you get your own? All right, Amanda. It's great hearing
from you guys, and I hope you have a wonderful day.
Thanks for taking us down sliding down the coast with

(04:55):
you so much.

Speaker 11 (04:56):
You guys too, Hold.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
On, hold on, hold on. Wow, Yes, Carolina, that's the
new one on the list. Yeah, I don't know, Milder Winters.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, that's where my dad always wanted to go.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
And I said to him, Dad, you've never even been there,
I know, but I've heard great stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah it is. It's nice to lott country. Alex has
heard about it too. He's already like packed and ready
to go. I said, well, what have you been?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, okay, awesome.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I guess it's like, you know, back in the gold
rush days living in New York. Let's move to San
Francisco and pan for gold. Okay, did we go a
line to see what us like? Well, but I know
that Levi Strauss makes jeans, allright. Gonny and I actually
met one time in Hilton Head. You remember that guy?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It was during the pandemic.

Speaker 12 (05:37):
Way to stand down across from each other and yell
across the street to one another.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
So far, Yeah, Hilton Heads crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
The city that has the name that the butt of
many Paris Hilton jokes.

Speaker 13 (05:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Wow. Anyway, let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gondhy and we get on with the day.
What do you got going on?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
All right?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
An executive order is expected to be signed today by
President Trump aimed at eliminating the Apartment of Education. He's
set to do so at a White House ceremony attended
by multiple Republican governors and state education commissioners. He will
then direct Education Secretary Linda McMahon to take all steps
necessary to begin the closure of the DOE and return
authority to individual states. This is exciting news, guys. Dan

(06:18):
gay fever is rising among US travelers.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Really, where are they traveling and getting this?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Apparently it's Mexico and Puerto Rico, but they're saying it
is kind of getting all over the place. The CDC
said Wednesday, nearly thirty five hundred cases of it have
been reported among US travelers. This is in the past year.
That's a record number of cases. It's up eighty four
percent from the year before. The CDC is also warning
that the trend is expected to continue this year, with
increased deng gay activity in areas where the virus occurs regularly.

(06:45):
The virus is usually carried by mosquitoes in tropical areas
and can cause high fever, rash, and joint paint pain,
occasionally being life threatening to it.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
My best friend Dana had dangae fever. It kicked her ash.
She was in the hospital for a while.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, if you feel a little under the weather, like, oh,
maybe I just have a cold or flu or something,
and then you get a nosebleed. Pay very close attention
to how you're feeling, especially if you've just traveled.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Is there a vaccine for that?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I believe there is. I think there is a double check.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah before I just or just spray them off on
your ankles.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
That'll work. Yes, help. And finally, today is Thursday, March twentieth,
which is food News Day, but it's also the first
day of spring.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh yeah. The vernal equinox, as it's properly known, is
the moment when the center of the disc of the
sun crosses the celestial equator and moves from the southern
hemisphere into the northern hemisphere of the sky. A lot
of people refer to it as equal night equinox. This
means an equal amount of daylight and darkness for the
northern half of the planet. That means our hours of

(07:44):
sunlight are going to steadily increase until the longest day
of the year. So we're going to get more sun
and we love.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's excited.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
And those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Would you find out? Yes, there is a vaccine, so
you got one. You need to get it now. Yeah,
light me up, give me that need that he isn't
want the dune.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Gay damn Mosquitos again, I've been gay fever.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don't know what the joke is yet, I'm working
on it. This is how jerk, this is how jokes
are born.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
You're workshopping.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, yesterday was such a beautiful day here in the
northeast uh sixty five degrees where I live. And I
was in the car and our friend Achille says, it's
Saint Joseph's Day. We've got a special pasta and dessert
for today. Come out. So I went to AMA. I
brought you some record cookies so delicious. So I didn't
know since scary you grew up. You ate those pastries

(08:35):
every every Saint Joseph's Day, Every.

Speaker 14 (08:38):
Saint Joseph Day. There's two varieties. Usually you get the
spheny with the cannoli cream inside or in the cherry
on top yep or we had or the the you
get Zeppeli with the with the yellow cream which and
I can't choose either one both.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I thought Saint Joseph's Day was like we pay we
pay tribute to the the Saint of children's aspirin.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh could be?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Did you ever take Saint Joseph. What, Oh, it's a
children's as. Okay, last name Joseph. That St.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
John, that's Saint John's ward. That's two different pills.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Thank you, Carrie. Do that on your podcast. Save that
for the podcast.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
No, I don't want to ask the question. We ask
the question what does Saint Joseph stay.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Celebrate Saint Joseph?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
I know, but what what did Saint Joseph do Jesus?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Well, not really, but no, he was well, okay, obviously
we adopted. He can't we just agree that we until
we know, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Okay, he was a carpenter and he was not Jesus's
father obviously because God was. But he was like his
weak says, he's a step adopted.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
How do you know?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, the sugar daddy. No, after that, Saint Joseph's dessert
I had yesterday, very.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Sugar phill and all guys who are named Joseph always
celebrate and have a party on that day because they
think it's their day.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
And we had a special apasta. It was awesome, It
was great. Why are you laughing every day trying to
punish Jesus as Joseph. Jesus would say, you're not my
real dad.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
No, it says here he was the legal father of
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well yeah, but he's not. Okay this conception, hello exactly. Okay, look,
but I do like oury policy here if you don't know,
don't start spewing crap out until you know. And Daniel,
thanks for looking it up. And are you And now
we're just assuming they knew.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I know, like a I tells me everything, like what's.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Your fun facts? Here? We got to go on Saint
Joseph's Day.

Speaker 14 (10:41):
What you're supposed to do is you're supposed to open
all the doors in your house, and you're supposed to
make a Saint Joseph's table. My grandmother and my aunt
Millie used to cook for a week and to make
the Saint Joseph's table food, and then all the people
in the neighborhood would come and enjoy the food.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
No questions asked. There you go, no questions asked. We
really have no time for more on fact and St Joseph.
Here we go. Okay, the one you have to bury
in front of your house, the.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
One you no, that's Anthony, that's Anthony.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I thought Anthony's who you asked to help find something.
I think all you can bury all the saints indus
there's a saint, you know, say the one for animals.
Saint Yeah, Michael, Isn't that.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
No police now than I was at the beginning of this.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
This is why I can't be Catholic. There's way too
many rules, way too many things to know.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Saint Joseph is the statue that you're supposed to sell
put in your yard if you want to sell your house.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, okay him? You bury him in the Is there
a saint that can move the show forward? The Saint
of a shorter conversations? I'm sorry, I'd be I'd be
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Speaker 2 (12:27):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2 (12:53):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, it is Thursday, first day of spring. So excited
about it. You know, I'm excited about baseball season. Oh yeah,
I'm not a baseball fan, but the baseball season is
a season.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
It is you know what I'm saying, because it means
nice weather's coming.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm excited about that.
Yesterday was so beautiful. It was great being outside. It
was just yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Weather changes everything. You know. Nate and I are big
fans of farm stands. I know, I love a good
farm stand.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
That means the corn or no, what is the squash
ravioli is coming back?

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Corn?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Corn?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fresh corn. That's just the season.

Speaker 12 (13:39):
It's what we're going into when do you do your
first ice cream cone of the seasons?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
See Frogby knows about that. It's kind of a ceremony.
Remember we did that on on West Broadway in New
York City. Yep, I have the pictures still right in
front of Odio. I remember they used to have the
ice cream stand and uh, I said, oh, it's my
first ice cream cone of the season. Nice, which is
kind of funny because now I buy cones and I

(14:04):
eat them year round. Oh yeah, but it'll be the
first of the season. Anyway, We're about to get into
horsecopes with producers. Sam. How you doing Sam? What'd you
have for dinner last night?

Speaker 11 (14:14):
Last night was a pizza night?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Really what you entire one?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
To myself? What was on it?

Speaker 11 (14:20):
It was a you guys are gonna hate it.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
It was a gluten free vegan and it was delicious.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
It was just a plain pizza.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I bet, I bet it was good. It was great.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
There's one place by me that nails it. If something
is gluten free and vegan and you don't mention that
it's gluten free and vegan, is it still because we
would just say I had pizza?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Right?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
But if it's gluten free and vegan. They always got
to tell you it was gluten free pizza, right, you
could have just had pizza pizza, I did I mean?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
But gluten free and vegan is not a flavor. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's true.

Speaker 13 (14:55):
But what.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Was it? What was on it?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
It was a cheese pizza.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
But as people who are gluten free and vegan, no,
it is a comment on texture quality.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Not okay, so you could like it's absorbent. My pizza
is the quicker picker upper. Okay, yeah, you know it's bad.
With a brawny man's on the cover of your pizza box.
Paper towel jokes people, Wow, machine gun fast? All right?

(15:26):
Who are you doing? What you gotta do? These horse
copes with Froggy Absolutely all right.

Speaker 12 (15:31):
If you celebrate a birthday today, first and foremost, happy
birthday to you. You celebrate with Spike Lee and Sloan
Stephen's a tennis player Capricorn. Not everything is going to
be perfect. It's all right to accept good enough. Sometimes
your day's a seven Aquarius.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
Nostalgia can be a wonderful tool for reflection, but don't
let it tether you in the past.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Your day's a nine Pisces.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
Remember you attract more with sugar than you do with vinneer.
Be softer in your approach with people.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Your day is a nine aries.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
If you're chasing someone romantically or otherwise, make sure they're
worth the catch.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 12 (16:03):
Emotions are complex. You can't understand what someone near you
is truly going through your days.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Of six Gemini. You already have more than you need,
so look for inspiration within your every day.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Your days of.

Speaker 12 (16:15):
Seven Cancer, your first impression of someone may have been
the right one. It's all right to stop engaging your
days an eight Leo.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
It is great to help those in need, but remember
to look out for yourself just as much as you
look out for others.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Your days of six.

Speaker 12 (16:28):
Virgo, don't let the opinion of those around you keep
you from following your true path. Your days of nine.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Ooh Libra, luck is on your side. Now is a
great time to start a new project or ask a favor.
Your day's of ten Scorpio.

Speaker 12 (16:41):
Just because you expect it doesn't mean it's owed to you.
Consider a perspective.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Check your day's a five, and finally, Sagittarius, it's Okay,
to feel scared when starting over, it might mean you're
on the brink of something incredible.

Speaker 11 (16:53):
Your days an eight and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, were sitting here all giddy about first day of spring.
We just got it. Takes from Wisconsin. They got six
inches of snow overnight. Oh man, sorry, Yeah, they're saying
the Midwest is.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
Getting all your fault because you put away the shovels. Yes,
remember yesterday you say that your husband Alex put away
the shovels this season.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
You're right, it's the same as washing your car. It's
gonna rain. So yeah, at the zoo, they put away
all the snow shovels. They put all the rock salt
salt away. Therefore Wisconsin's getting snow. I'll take the blame.
All right. What do we have coming up, Danielle?

Speaker 9 (17:32):
We got new ed Sharon, We got new Jack Carlow
and yeah no that wasn't Joe Jonas.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh what you'll see? Okay, we gotta get the screen
truck up here. We need some ice cream. Yeah wow, yeah,
I'm ready. I'm ready for the new season. Wow. All right,
let's take the break. We do have a thousand dollars
free money. Phone tap in about about an hour, so
hang on.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
They wake me up the Morning Shell Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
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Oh, now I see it.

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Speaker 2 (19:57):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah it is thank you, Lauren, Hey, Welcome to the day.
Just getting going it's early. I know, I get those
brain cells to operate like to hit the road running
is it's a challenge for a lot of people. It
doesn't matter what time you wake up, early or mid morning, whatever,
but we appreciate you listening to us every morning. It's
a habit you've started, just like you know the other

(20:20):
bad habits you have familiar life. Danielle's report is on
the way. What's your favorite story you're about.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
To do at New Edge cheering?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, New Ed, Sharon, of course. Why wait, let's go
ahead and get into it. Okay, all right, do you
have you have the sound of Edge shearing?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Of course I have the sound of edgheeron. So Ed
is so excited.

Speaker 9 (20:37):
He took the social yesterday and he basically was jumping
all around, dancing and singing to his new song called Azizam. Now,
if you don't know what aziza means, it is a
Persian term and it means my dear or my beloved.
It's his next single. He said, his album is done.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Which means he'll be here soon. Here's what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
As he sound, I think.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Sounds so good.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I don't hear him in there. It's just that's him. Well, no,
you can barely hear him. I don't hear any solo
in there. Oh listen, give me, don't even be singing that.

(21:34):
Maybe he's in there sumwhere. I just want to hear him.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
That is him the whole time.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
He says, like a bunch of people. No, listen, listen
to it. There's more than just one person singing here.
Don't you hear it?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
He layers himself.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
He might have.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
That.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I see hear people in higher registers in.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Him, layered at different times, in different I've.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Watched him in concert before where he watched him where
he takes one of those machines and he just loops
it over itself over and over and over. It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
And the pedal we should get rid of those. We
do with the music we play already we pushed the
pedal over and over and play the same songs over
and over.

Speaker 11 (22:16):
Yes, we do, all right?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Could you imagine.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Layers of our place? Oh god?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Now when do we get this song?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I don't, he said, single soon? Album done?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I need it now? Okay, Well, when you have as
he's on or whatever it is, I need it, okay, okay, thanks, right, right,
what's so funny? I need it now, I want to
but now I want now?

Speaker 14 (22:49):
All right?

Speaker 9 (22:50):
So Jack Harlow has confirmed on social media that his
collab with Don't You Cat just Us is said to
come out tomorrow, So that will be exciting.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I know Elvis will be play that, and we all
know Season four Ted Lasso is on the way. We
cannot wait.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
There might be a couple of different faces in the cast,
including Gus Turner, who played Coach Lasso's son Henry in
all three seasons. Now the reason he may not be
coming back is Henry's story has him developing into a
really skilled young soccer player, so they actually need an
actor who can.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Play soccer like that. So that's why they may be
having to go in a different direction. Tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Wicked arrives at Peacock in the original format and the
sing along version, which means you can have a Wicked
sing a long party at home.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
My god, I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Godd.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
We're only a corner of the way through the twenty
first century, but Billboard has already compiled the list of
the top one hundred female artists so far. It is
based on their accomplishments on the Billboard two hundred and
Hot one hundred charts, and can you guess who number
one is?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Guys? Who do you think?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh no, no, I'm not disappointed at her, but it's
like I was thinking you were doing the story because
it was like someone like new No.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
So let me give you the top five.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
Katie Perry's five, Adella's four, Beyonce three, Rhianna is two,
and Taylor Swift is number one.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
So there you go.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
So there was an employee at the waffle house and
he was so excited because he saw one of the
Jonas brothers walk through the door.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
And you know, they have a song waffle house, so
it makes sense.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
They had an interaction that went viral and they were
chatting and he kept calling him Joe Jonas.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
He was like, I'm here with Joe Jonas. Well, it
wasn't Joe, it was Kevin.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Oh, well, you let me say that.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
They I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
You gotta love it, you gotta love it. I know
he's the best, all right.

Speaker 9 (24:49):
So mister bast you know, says that season two of
Beast Games will be more cut throat. He said he
is going to up the ante in this new season,
he wants to eliminate around eight hundred players right off
the back. He says doing this will get the numbers
down quickly, allowing the viewers to get to know the
finalists better.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
That show is scripted, you think so one hundred person?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
We've heard that for a while.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah, if you watch it, and if you know anything
about games, there's no way that that game played out
the way it did without people trying to win money.
It was.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
It was not so you know that.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
They say a lot about that that show, that it's scripted,
and a lot of other things about it.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, let's see Farmer Wants a Wife.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
You've got the third season premiere of that tonight, a
little Gray's Anatomy for you as well, the series premiere.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Of The Resident The Residents on Netflix. And that's it.
That's my Danielle reports was good.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
That was one of my favorite reports of all time.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Glad you liked it.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Give me the name of someone who did not like
that report?

Speaker 8 (25:43):
Me, daniel Monro'm just getting all with that.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I don't know five.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
This day has just started in chaos. I can. I'll
just get this on my chest.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
You want to know my day started with coffee spilling.
I had a cup of coffee. I took it out
of my house, spilled all over my front porch, and
then I had to go inside and get a bucket
of water and ports.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
So now no bugs would come.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's your porch. If it was on your lap, that
would be a different thing. Yeah, your porch is good.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
It still is not.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
So your day started in chaos?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, I felt like it was one of those be
careful days.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Maybe it's in a universal thing. Did anyone else's day
starting chaos?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yes, okay, absolutely minded, I know Scotty's did yours did?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
How did your starting chaos?

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Well, first of all, you snitched me out to somebody
for wanting to keep their car, So that's not great.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
What else?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Apparently somebody is cutting their hair in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
What Scotty knows this? Scotty, Yeah, there's This is the
second day in a row you said that there's remnants
of cut hair in the bat in the men's room.

Speaker 15 (26:46):
It's absolutely head hair. There's big clumps of head hair
cut perfectly in the it's just sitting in the same sink.
We're gonna get a clog.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
We're gonna take it out?

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Who does that? People shave there? Also? Who's doing that?
And brushing their tea? What are you doing at work
but getting a haircut in the sink.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
But then I hear stop, this is why here. Coming
down the hallway, my door busts open. Elvis has a
bag of food and he's like, oh, that does who
left this in my friends raw? There was like oil
dripping out of some bag and apparently some animal around
here left it in Elvis's fridge. So now he is
on a mission and someone is going to get it.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Someone went into my office put this bag with old
oily sandwiches in them, let's not use the brand, and
left them in there and they all leaked. But someone
did say it could have been nate. Someone said it
could have been abby. Then someone said it could have
been scary. It was you, wasn't it. Someone said, I
think this is scary.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
I saw him.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well here's the thing. Last, okay, here go, why are
you putting greasy sandwiches in bags in my refrigerator?

Speaker 14 (27:54):
I didn't do it. And here's why. Remember the time
that I put my sauce in the microwave. And splattered,
and you took the microwave, unplugged it, ripped out of
the wall, and threw it down the hallway.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Across the hall. I was so scarred by that moment.
I never ever ever set foot in your office to
use your rierator or your or your microwaves. All right, then,
just say it wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
It was okay, retrospect, maybe I saw Andrew do it.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You're just trying to get people in trouble, right, So
I don't know. Someone walked into my office, open the door,
open my refrigerator, put this bag of sandwiches in there,
and left them there. They've been there for.

Speaker 9 (28:27):
At least over You think it was the nicest person
that works here, so you really don't want to.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Get an If it's Abby, then it's it's a pass.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Why does Abby get a pass? She's the nicest person
that works there.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Initiate Abby into the group.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
It crusted on the floor of my refrigerator. So when
someone's going to forget a wet towel, it's scary. Go
in there and clean that up to get her lumps.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, No, just a learned, she's too nice. Just learnt.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Why is their hair in the sink. We have questions.
Can we write a note and leave it in the
vends room saying, hey, we have questions about you cutting
your hair in our sake. Can you get back to us.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Yes, hair, Scotty sowars its head hair. I don't know
how she can tell.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's definitely head hair.

Speaker 15 (29:07):
Yeah, it was definitely head hair. I've cut my hair before,
so I know what it looks like when you cut
your hair. It's regular head hair. It's not pubies.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, it's not curlying. So it's trimming their pubes in
the meno.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I would not be surprised around here. People are gross.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Oh god, okay, so chaos.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
It's already started. All that happened before six a m.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Here we go, guys.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
All right, so if your day is starting in chaos
as well, let's all just calm down.

Speaker 12 (29:33):
Can you imagine walking into the bathroom and somebody's trimming
their pubies on this in the sink?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Ye, like you doing? I can do? They stand on something.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
It depends how tall you are.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Speaking of tall sixth Avenue coming to work, you know,
past Radio City everything. At the corner of fifty third
and six, there's a tall statue I've never seen it before.
It's a statue of a guy right there, right.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I don't think it's right there.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You know it's it's not it's on it's on the avenue.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
I know who you're talking about. Does it sort of
have like look like Darth Vader on top?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I can't see. It's so dark. But it wasn't there yesterday.
I don't think last week.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
It seems new because I saw it for the first time.
I think yesterday it's.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
A really tall statue of a man with a coat.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
He's got a coat and like Darth Vader. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Oh wait, Garrett, Garrett, fifty third Street could be like
named after someone you know, and they put their statue.
It was all right. We got to find out.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
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Speaker 2 (31:30):
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Speaker 1 (31:33):
All right, all right, So last time we were talking
together a few moments ago, we were talking about the
fact someone is cutting their hair in the men's room.
This is the second day in a row that Scotti
has seen it, right, Scotty, it was just there yesterday,
but it was different hair.

Speaker 15 (31:47):
I think it was the same hair. I think it's
the same person. No, it's oh no, it's different hair.
It was cleaned up then they did it again.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
That's correct, all right? Yes, So then the question was,
of course, because we have to take things to the max,
the question was is it like from their their head
or was it pubic hair. I'm pretty familiar with pubes.
It was head hair, and they were saying, well was it?
I asked, was it curly? Then someone texted in and said, well,
not all pubic hair is curly. This is where we're
continuing on this conversation. What oh yeah, oh yeah, hold

(32:15):
on a second. Let's go talk to a straight krinne.
We call her that because she says that her her
pubic hair is straight. Is that correct, carinn Hi?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, it's a side effect from laser hair removal. And
I had no idea. And then I was telling my
friends about it, and my old friend said, wait, isn't
curly short curly a guy thing? Because she's like, are
all girls' hair straight?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
And then becoming this whole thing.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
And I went back to my laser lady and she's like,
you know, not everybody has curly pubic hair. Some people
just batchlly straight.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Well, I guess people who are the text at laser
hair remobile places, they would know they see all of us.
I remember I took a friend to a laserval place
and she was getting her pubic area and I wasn't
in the room with her, but I heard this, Oh
I apparently hit the target. Yeah, apparently that laser like

(33:12):
hit a very very interesting button. But anyway, so you're saying, now,
I'm sure you've been investigating and talking to friends as
you said that. Not all we thought that and assumed
that most pubic hair are all was curly. But it's not.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Yeah. No, And some people really don't know that short
and curly is like a common thing. They're like, they
thought it was just like a joke thing, And I'm like,
where has this been.

Speaker 16 (33:38):
My whole life?

Speaker 17 (33:39):
How do we?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
How did that back history here?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Well, so do you miss having curly pubes? I've never
I just woke up and realized I've never asked that
question of anyone. So you don't miss it, not even
a little bit.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
It's so much easier to maintain, do you do?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You brush it out like a horse's mane, keep the
short and face so gone. He was thinking that maybe
maybe sometimes it flattens out if you wear very tight undergarments.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Well, I was kind of thinking that maybe the reason
everybody finds it to be curly is because maybe it's
just bunched up in your undies.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Humidity makes things curl.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
If it's long enough, you could fold it.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
It says here on the internets that there is a variation.
It actually gives you nine pictures of different times.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
What did you google to find this?

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Daniel curly?

Speaker 9 (34:43):
And then it says that curly hair is most common
and can help with producing friction.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
So the curler, I think the better for the friction.
If you have a lot down.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
There, Why do you want friction?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Okay, you want to start a forest fire. You're stranded
in the woods. I need to start a fire, all right, Well, listen, Corinth,
thank you for sharing this with with That's what we
had no idea. This is what I love about our
show at the Show of Discovery.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
And you know, do you know what all its hold on?

Speaker 9 (35:11):
There's more because I know we all like to get
rid of it, only most of us like to get
rid of it. But it says that you really should
keep it because it really does help against bacteria and
the more you have, the more protection you have.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right. So if you're smooth as.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
A baby, as I always thought, I always thought that
was because you know, we used to be Neanderthals who
were naked and we had no underwear to protect.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Them right there could be. Well, look, Corn, thank you
for shining the light on this very very delicate topic.
And it's been a lot of fun. And I hope
you have a great day. Thank you for listening to
Thank you. Yeah, Nate, what's up you? Shampoo and condition yours? Condition? Yeah?
I don't know what it does.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
When you wash with soap, doesn't do you.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
No condition hair? It's hair. Do you have split ends?
Time out of time out of time out of time out?

Speaker 12 (35:59):
You shampoo and condition that area separately from just using
regular soap.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I have in the past, and I gotta say it's
a different experience. It's I've heard I think if you
have a.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Pile, you should definitely shampoo. But I'm just wondering what
you guys are working with now.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I don't know, my god, if you have that much
hair to condition, it's just how much. I'm going to
ask you a very personal question, go ahead, is your
do you have long pupil area? For whatever reason, I
can't grow hair on the rest of my body except
at the top of my head and down there it
is we'd whacker. It looks like Don King's head.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
So you don't trim it.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
You just leave it like I trim.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
I told you I have to trim, and I told
you how I trim. I put my legs through two
holes in a bag. You don't really have to go
down this road, but anyway, not the only one that
goes bald. You just hit a nerve of a diamond
of diamonds is vomited in my mouth? Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm going to throw up?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh my god, hair, what is it coming? Is it
coming out in clumps?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
No? I just I just go.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Soon as you're ripping out with your fists a baby's bottle.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
We thought you went bald as if it naturally fell
out like the like the back of my head.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Oh okay, through the door like the kool aid man
on that one.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
There's not a conditioned okay, thank you, sorry, per diamond.
No breakfast for me today. But yeah, you would you
would assume that if you're wearing tight garments, garments, it
would press it down right, like panty hose, for instance,

(37:50):
which is like your you said, this is gonna panty
host Two of the most disgusting words to be put
together ever in the history of words.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Sick.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I mean, do people still wear pantyhose. That's something the
nineteen seventies thing.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
I try to pass it off by calling them tights,
but they're still pantyhose. Just get the little stockings that
come up to your thigh. It's a lot better for
like ventilation circulation, air that out.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
But I feel like sometimes pantios sucks you in if
you're I mean, depending on you know. My mom still
wears them.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I love wearing them.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
They feel good on your on your legs. Famous Joe
Joe Namath was famous for wearing his pantyhose the football player.
When I was a kid, I used to used to
wear my mom's pantyhose because I wanted to see what they.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Felt like renmber when they used to come in the egg.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
So I would I would try them on, and she
got home from work one day said, are you wearing
my pantyhose? I said yeah. She said, well, you're ripping them.
They're shredded. She's like, if you're gonna wear my pantyhose, clip.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Your toenails, pantyhose your head.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I put them on once, I didn't wear them daily.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Put them on right. There is a talent putting, Okay,
I'm a kid.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I mean I was so short I could pull them off,
press my hand and rob a bank.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I told you my grandma they used to sew if
there was a hole in her pantyhose, she would sew
it what And my mother was like I a.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Bit frugal, A bit frugals from that era where they
didn't want to waste. You waste, not want to know,
and that includes grandma's hose. Cosary. This is the weirdest
conversation we've had in a long time.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
All I'm picturing is a young Elvis Iran with pantyhose
pulled up over his entire body in his head.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I will tell you this. I will tell you this.
They feel good on your legs because they the nylon.
It's what do you mean? Yeah, you've done it too,
names I've worn them. When growing up we didn't have
long underwear. We would wear pantyhose in your mom's pantyhose, Well,
we got our own pantyhose. But can we stop saying
they're talking about this is a common thing. If it's cold,

(39:58):
you wear pantyhose as long underwear. This you guys never
did this. No, if you're in Brooklyn, and you live
in Flatbush. You know the joke. The joke is people
are taking what is Brooklyn and panios Haven COmON flat Bush.
That's the name of the area. What Yeah, back to Yeah, guys,

(40:19):
I think construction workers were pennies. Sometimes they feel good
because when you move, it massages your legs.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
It feels and it's wear thermals come out, moved on.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
It's up for debate.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Air it out people, it out all right.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Well, so that's that. Should we move on? All right?
This has been crazy? Yeah, air out the swamp, drain
the swamp.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
It's worse if you wear likes.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Are we going to continue with this?

Speaker 18 (40:48):
You know?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
What's the like?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
A spanks type of thing? Yes, says that man. I
don't down't give you nowhere.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
If you don't buy the spanks that have the ventilation.
I'm sorry for everyone.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
You have never warn them down there. I warn them
all the top men's banks, but they had to cut
me out of them.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Get the ventilation.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Oh good.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah, you have stuck in addressing room and you panicked.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, that panic you can't get. If they're too tight
then they're supposed to be. You can't get them off.
And I couldn't roll them off. I mean I was.
It was the rolls of my fat and the rolls
of the spanks working together to like really f up
my day.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Where arms stuck above your head.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It was awful. It was no thank god I cut
them out, cut yourself out. Can we move on? Please?
Good God, we're stuck in a ditch. The three things
we need to know from Gando. If you are, if
you dare, do the I do.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
The Social Security Administration will require in office visits now
to verify identity. The SSA website says that to start
a benefits claim, and individual's identity must be confirmed face
to face. Previously, people could have done so over the phone. Meanwhile,
Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiencies website says it plans
to shut down at least forty seven Social Security field

(41:59):
offices and air with large rural communities. A federal appeals
court made an interesting ruling. Art created entirely by AI
cannot be copyrighted. This week's ruling says there must be
initial human authorship in order for a copyright to be issued.
This means that an order for AI generated work to
be copyrighted, a human must be the one directing or

(42:20):
using it, and the AI cannot be operating autonomously. The
role upholds a decision made by the US Copyright Office
denying a copyright to a man who said that his
AI platform, Creative Machine, had challenged the office's decision not
to issue a copyright for AI generated paintings. We'll see
how this all goes. But if you start it, you
should be okay. If it's all AI, you're gonna be

(42:41):
in trouble. And finally, once again, the world's happiest country,
and he guesses, Sweden. You're close.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yes, it's it's always them.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
It is always, and it's old up there.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
It's just shocking you're happy.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
The World Happiness Report is out with its annual list
of the happiest countries on Earth, and for the eighth
year in a Finland is at number one. Scandinavian countries
dominate the list this year, with Denmark, Iceland, Norway and
Sweden all making the top ten. Well why why, they
have a lot of things going for them that we
don't have here. They're socialized healthcare. They take care of

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people over there.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Beautiful country, The pupil are beautiful.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
They take care of the environment, they ride bikes, they're
outside a lot.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I bet they have straight pubes.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
I bet they do.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
We should ask them. The US once again failed to
make the top ten. Actually fell this year to number
twenty four.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
On the list. I'm surprise, twenty four.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I can't believe we made it that. How many countries
are on the earth. Okay, congratulations, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Thank you God.

Speaker 19 (43:41):
Elvis ter Ran and the Morning Show, Elvis ter Wran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Spring begins today. So exciting here on the East Coast.
We've had really great weather. I think it's gonna get
a little colder though, maybe some rain and whatever. And
I know, if you're listening to the Midwest, Chicago, Wisconsin, whatever,
you got to know. And I guess that's on its
way here. I don't know how it works, hope not.
But I'm so excited for spring. We were talking about
this earlier with a baseball season beginning, and uh, just

(44:10):
it's everything that goes with spring. My first ice cream
cone of the seasons coming.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Up, My favorite is flower blossoms.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Flower blossoms.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
You you love that. Allergy people do not like this.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I'm an allergy person. I still love it. I'm just killing.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Until you have them, you don't know the misery. I
do have them. But what I'm saying all these people,
I would rather feel miserable with allergies and not have
and have flowers. What I'm saying, well, I agree, who
doesn't like beauty? But boy, when you're got mucus l
packed in your sinuses, nate no offense. But when you
when you ask the question, who doesn't like beauty? Why
were you staring me in the eye hard? Look at

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my eyes? Are pools of ecstasy? Are they not? Yeah? Frog,
what's up?

Speaker 12 (44:55):
We've got azalea bushes all over our neighborhood and they're
blooming in all these beauty full pink and white, I
mean dark pink, light pink reds and what they are gorgeous. However,
pollen in the neighborhood. I drove yesterday with the windows
down to my truck. When I got where I was going,
my nose was I couldn't breathe. I'm like, it's so

(45:15):
gorgeous outside you want to roll the windows down. But
there's so much pollen in the air you can float
on it.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
It's so bad. Wow. During the song, we were talking
about White Lotus, and we were saying some things off
the air that we can't say on the air, not
that it was racy, but because I don't want to
give it away for someone who hasn't seen all episodes
or plans to. But wow, this last episode, no spoilers,
I promise. Whoa. They really went down some crazy alleyways

(45:43):
and it was fantastic. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
People are complaining that they think this this season is
moving slowly, but I kind of like it.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
It's very deliberate. Yeah, it's pace, is deliverate.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I love it, and they do such a good job
of psyching you out. You think you know, and then
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Hey, you know what. There was a post from I
guess the show from White Lotus to someone and Patrick
Schwarzenegger was a part of the post. People rag the
hell out of that guy? Yeah, well, oh mom and dad,
so they're both popular, baby, baby, Yes, it's all being
handed to you on a silver platter. Why did you

(46:21):
hire this guy? What a bad actor? I think he's
doing great in that character. I really do what.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I have no idea. I don't watch it fun.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
He's doing such a good job. You hate him, Like,
I think, if you can make somebody hate you, you're
a great actor.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
And if that's the characters supposed to be, then yeah,
of course.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But I mean, but okay, So what these people are
saying is if you come from a showbiz background, you're
not allowed to be in showbiz. Otherwise it's handed to
you on a silver platter.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
And I think it's the only business where people get
so bent about it, because if you own a restaurant,
if your family owns a restaurant and then the next
generation takes over that restaurant, no one's bitching at you
about why can't act in entertainment be the family business.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Gracie Abrams is getting it from from some people. Crazy. Abrams,
in my opinion, is one of those talented artists out
there right now. Ye, so you're going to try to
take away her shine because her dad is a Hollywood guy,
you know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
You know, doesn't get it at all though, And I
find it surprising. Margaret Qually, that's Anny mcdell's daughter. Oh yeah,
he was in the substance and like once upon a
time in Hollywood. She is a great actress.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Well she has a different name, maybe they're maybe you
just went you just let the cat out of the bag.
Well yeah, but so Patrick Schwartz Schwarzenegger, I just think
he I've never seen him act before. I think in
this situation for this character, he's doing a great jobs.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Why people care so much?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
But look, you know, next time you see him posted
on one of these things, read the comments. I know
they eat him up. What's scary?

Speaker 6 (47:50):
You know?

Speaker 14 (47:51):
I just I see that Jack, like Jack Quaid is
in Nova Kate for instance, he's the son amazing Randy
Quaid and Meg Ryan and also Dan you're selling Jack
Nicholson's son, Ray Nicholson is in that film. So I
can't help but think something is a little sus in
that situation. Why because the next I Ken is getting
these Okay, all right, but they got the roles.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
They're doing well, so leave it alone.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
If they suck at it, Like if you inherit something
and you're not good at it, that's a totally different
story and you're able to say totally different story. But
if you're good at it, who cares?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
They use networking fair advantage of getting that audition? Yeah
they okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe there was an unfair
audition intrigue.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
I don't know, but it doesn't mean they're bad at it.
They got a foot in the door. But every single
one of us uses networking to do something.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
You use it to go restaurants all the time and
make your Hey, you know what, you're a netpo scary.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, okay, But if they're good actors and they do
a good job, then okay.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
You know, if you want an.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Oscar and you suck, I understand people being like, man,
I'm so mad about it. But if you're good, you're good.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah. I just don't want to be told. You know what,
your mom and dad were Hollywood stars, so therefore you
really don't deserve a chance to do this stupid that's very,
very wrong. Well yeah, well there's a distinction. There's children
that are legitimately talented and good actors, but then there's
some people that it's obviously nepotism and they got it

(49:19):
because of who their parents are. They're terrible. The first
we know someone person that came into my head was
the actress in Magic Mike, and she played the lead
and her dad was the chairman of Disney and she
was not good in that. I hate to say it,
all right, but because her dad was the chairman of

(49:40):
Walt Disney, isn't there also something to be said for
coming from a background of show biz and that Nepo
baby tag that you really have to work harder, that
you really have to prove yourself otherwise they're like, oh,
it's like her obviously, see why she's in there's awful
what a bad actress?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Anyway, so we were talking about white Lotus. We really
just don't really stay on topic here. Fascinating season and
I'm telling you again, I'm gonna scream it from the
highest mountain with the loudest megaphone. The Righteous Gemstones is
just fan freak fantastic. This new season hit and I laughed.

(50:24):
So many funny things happened. I could tell you ten
of them, and I'm not even spoiling anything because it
just goes. It's just NonStop.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Have to put that on my list.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
All right, here's what we're doing here. Let me tell
you what we're doing. You know what we're doing.

Speaker 17 (50:36):
What we do.

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Here's what we're doing. We're going to do the one
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I'm loving and we're talking about this late lately that
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crying when they win a thousand dollars?

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Everything's expensive?

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I love it when people win money and they get
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Speaker 1 (53:35):
Let's roll into a brand new phone tap. This one's
from Garrett.

Speaker 18 (53:38):
All right, So Sally wants to play a phone tap
on her coworker Rachel. Now, Rachel is a germophobe slash
hypochondriac and got worked up the other day thinking she
was sick, so she took the day off. So Sally
and her co workers said, you know what, let's play
a phone tap on her. So I'm gonna call from
HR thing, I know why you're sick and uh, and
then her friends are going to join it, don't we

(53:59):
all of a friend like that? If there's a new disease,
they have it all right, Let's listen to Garretts phone tap. Hello, Hi, Rachel,
this is Chris over with Z. I work in the
HR department.

Speaker 17 (54:11):
Oh hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
I'm fantastic, Thank you. How are you feeling today?

Speaker 17 (54:16):
I'm I'm sick. I call my boss.

Speaker 11 (54:18):
Everything's cool, I just needed to.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Kick to day.

Speaker 18 (54:21):
I'm calling just to make you aware of a situation
that happened at the office. What happened there seems to
be a lie outbreak over the past week and a half.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 18 (54:33):
You might not have it, but if you come in
contact with a salium, you you will. Are you familiar
with with Yes?

Speaker 17 (54:40):
I do have to work with her every morning, and
her cubicles right next to mine.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Oh my, I'm so so disgusting.

Speaker 17 (54:46):
Oh how could she have come to work?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
She wasn't aware of a situation for a good two
to three weeks, Like, oh my, oh.

Speaker 17 (54:52):
My god, I just I just feel like it's she
all over right now. I feel disgusting.

Speaker 18 (54:56):
So, Rachel, We're just gonna go ahead and take care
of some things here at the office. We have hose
at your desk right now.

Speaker 17 (55:01):
Okay, well, what's he doing? No, what's he doing my desk?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Nothing serious.

Speaker 18 (55:04):
We're just going to take a few things out back
that we feel that are high risk and burn them.

Speaker 17 (55:10):
No, no, I'm sorry. That is my personal stuff. You
cannot go in there. That's like a violation of my privacy,
property whatever.

Speaker 18 (55:16):
Okay, well, there's a good chance that it too is
infected with life, like your seat, like your computer, like
your pictures.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
We are sorry, but we will have to get rid
of some of that stuff.

Speaker 17 (55:25):
And yes, this is that's my stuff. This is not
my fault. Somebody else is going around infecting all of us,
and I'm sorry that is not Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
We will be in contact with you. Let you know
when it's safe to come back to the office.

Speaker 17 (55:37):
You can't throw out my stuff. Don't throw out my stuff.

Speaker 18 (55:40):
Okay, just seek doctor attention and we'll be in contact
over the next few days. All right, have a nice day.
She really is a Germalis folk.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
I'm gonna be freaking out all day.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
So I want you to do this.

Speaker 18 (55:50):
We're going to call her back and act like you
are out to lunch and you're just checking in on
your sick friend and see how her day's going.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
All right, okay, all right?

Speaker 17 (56:00):
Hello, Hey, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Oh my god?

Speaker 17 (56:04):
How am I doing? How are you doing? Great? I'm
at lunch.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
It's I'm eating outside.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
What's the Sally?

Speaker 17 (56:12):
I got a call from h RCS that you gave
me life.

Speaker 16 (56:15):
No way, you're joking.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I'm not joking.

Speaker 17 (56:18):
I have to wake up KITCHI like not feeling well today,
like something is wrong. And then I just find out
the office is infected. They're throwing all that out and
it's because of you. He said, you're the one that
had it first of all.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
They're not throwing everything away, just something.

Speaker 17 (56:31):
And are you kidding me? You get in my car
and let all your bugs bread onto me and you
don't mention it. How can you do that? You're messing
with people?

Speaker 7 (56:38):
Tell you like.

Speaker 17 (56:41):
Me, man, I'm not messing with your health.

Speaker 16 (56:43):
It's not even your health.

Speaker 7 (56:44):
It's just your hair.

Speaker 17 (56:45):
It's not like it's bugs on my body infecting me.
They did say that, like if you have had it
for a couple of days, then you can't get rid
of it.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
The best thing to do is to.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Shave your head.

Speaker 17 (56:55):
What are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
No? No, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
How's that?

Speaker 16 (56:59):
Man?

Speaker 18 (57:00):
I mean, hey, Rachel. Hello, my name is Garrett from
Elvis duran and The Morning Show. You got phone tap
by your best friend and Sally.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh my god, what you don't have lice?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I hate you Elvis Durant's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Oh my god, the phone tap about lie. I'm scratching
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Speaker 3 (57:28):
What's hi?

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Sadie? You call her one hundred?

Speaker 12 (57:31):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Listening to you every single day?

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I love that. See. Look we have another winner who
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Thanks for listening every.

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Day, calling all the time, driving to work.

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I could not believe this wild how it finally pays off?
If you just.

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Thank you too much.

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Thousand dollars all yours, thanks for listening to every day.
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Speaker 9 (58:26):
We're gonna talk about M and M because somebody got arrested.
They used to work with him for stealing music. And
what is coming up on SNL Woo.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I'm gonna play hooky Gidbye.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
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Elvis the Morning Lady, this is the weirdest show you show.
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One of my favorite chefs and favorite ladies, Alice Gwander Shelley,
is going to be here. Love her. She is good
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laughter unleashed. Another this is your second in your comedy series.
Actually it's my third in my comedy third in your
comedy series. You learn to talk about it real quick.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Yeah, it's called Laughter on Leash.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
It's going down April first, that got them Comedy Club
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And it's gone, like I said, April first. Anthony Rodilla, Goomba,
Johnny Tammy Pescatelli and Joe Gatto will be performing. And
if you go to Gothamcomedy Club dot com you can
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some tickets left, not a lot, but there are some left.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I'm ready. I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah, you know, I rarely go to a venture. I
have to pay for drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yes, you have to drinks here, So I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Pay for my drinks. That means I'm really into Uh oh,
look Abby is here. Hi Abby, of course, Abby the
newest newest member to our show. We love you very
much traveling with you and your sister's always from We
had a great time with you at Atlantis. Yes, Abby
is in charge of everything social every when you see
anything about us on social media, if you don't like it,
it's her fault.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
What are you saying over here? You're talking? He's just
keeping you up. No, it's I'll get back to yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
God.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
So there's a reason you're in here, and I'll explain
that in a moment. You don't know why you're here.
So I walked in this morning and I went into
my office. My office with a door, and I the
only one. And there's a refrigerator I have. That's my refrigerator,
my refrigerator, and it has a door as well. So
I opened my refrigerator to put my my protein shake

(01:01:17):
in there, and there was a bag of breakfast sandwiches
on the bottom floor of the refrigerator. So I'm like,
oh God, who's in my office? I went to grab
the bag to pull it out. It was stuck to
the refrigerator. It had leaked. The breakfast sandwiches or whatever
they were, were leaking into my refrigerator, and the bag

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was therefore stuck to the refrigerator. So, of course, Gandhay,
because I know you're the only one here at that point,
You're like, I didn't do it, But of course Gandhi
started spewing out names of who it could have been.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Yeah, I saw Andrew do it, and I saw Scary
do it, both of them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
But it it turns out Abby, Abby put those in there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
I did.

Speaker 11 (01:02:04):
I would love to explain myself, would you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Would you?

Speaker 11 (01:02:09):
In my defense, Nate is the one who told me
to put it in your refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I will tell you my first my gut reaction immediately,
and she'll tell you GONDI will tell you I knew
it was Nate because this is something Yate would do.

Speaker 13 (01:02:29):
Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Nate leaves messes everywhere.

Speaker 11 (01:02:31):
Well, it's my fault because I forgot that they were
in there, and I could have I could have definitely
removed those, but it was really out of sun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Well, the problem started, no offense, I love you. The
problem problem started when you told her to put them away. No, no, no,
it's my refrigerator. I don't want anyone stuff in my refrigerator.
And it's my refrigerator. I've worked long and hard. I
earned my own refrigerator.

Speaker 17 (01:02:50):
So what are we.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Supposed to do? Be as a refrigerator. Refrigerate here, we
refrigerat here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
There's a fridge in the main kitchen too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
But yours is secure. We know nobody's going to go
in there. The these are, you know, getting treated like
the town pumped. You know, everybody's getting to turn aut.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
So I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
That yours will not be selling because people are scared
of you. Okay, well, how long were we planning on
keeping these? That was three weeks ago? I think it was.

Speaker 11 (01:03:16):
It was really more of like a weekend. Yeah, and
then I forgot that's that's my pad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
And everyone do not use my refrigerator. And I know
I sound like a total a hole here, I know
I am, but I don't care. It's my refrigerator. No,
that's it's that for a reason if you had to
divvy up blame. So it's like what no, no, No,
I love Abby and I love you, and I'm not
going to sit here and yell at you. I'm just saying, everybody,

(01:03:44):
don't go into my office put stuff at my refrigerator.
That's all I'm saying. I think it's I don't use
his microwave either. Yeah, you know what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Oh don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
I think it's seventy five seventy five, Abby twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I'm not blaming No, I'm not. This is this is
not that game, easier to blame me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
You remember when they used your microwave. I didn't know
somebody could toss a microwave that way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Okay, So I had a little anger management problem that
day because I was tired. So my office, this is
in the Jersey City studio. I'm beautiful overlooking the city, gorgeous.
I had my own office, my office with my own
refrigerator and my own microwave. Okay, they had another microwave
in the bullpen where everyone works, which is directly across

(01:04:26):
the hall. So there's my door, A hallway and then
you walk into the bullpen where a microwave was present.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Gross.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
It doesn't matter, not my problem, not my microwave, not
my clown's, not my circus. So I come in one
morning and I go to warm something up in my microwave,
and it looks like a murder scene happened. I mean
it's someone had obviously probably Italian. I'm thinking, warmed up

(01:04:53):
last night's sauce, impasta. And I flew to the mo
in him back was exploding their their dinner in my
microwave oven.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I tell him where you did that? He pulled.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Okay, I took the microwave oven. It's a big one.
I threw it out my door. It flew mid air,
across the hallway into the bullpen and hit the floor
and shattered to pieces.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
You knew that could even happen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
I threw an appliance. You should do that with the fridge,
and I think it flew past people's heads. I mean
it could have hurt something.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Did we ever find out who used it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Scary last night and there was a sauce and the
cheese all over the place and so so so he
got I could hear him. No, one's around. He's got
this plate of lasagna. So here he comes into my office. Well,
there's I'll cook it in that one whoa. So he
warms it up, it explodes. It explodes like.

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
Put a paper towel over and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
No, no, you don't put it in my micro don't
question that. Why are you handling this situation so delicately?

Speaker 14 (01:06:09):
Because because if it was anyone else, you would have
tore n a new a hole by now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
But because is it because it's Abbey? I love, I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:06:16):
I don't want to see you can yell at me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
No, I want to fresh start with Amy. I don't
want her to see how evil I can be because I.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
Want to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I don't want Abby the this period will period will
not last.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
She saw cream one day? Okay, no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
The bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Just don't put stuff in my refrigerator. I don't I
think I you know, I rarely stand up for myself
one more time. Usually I let people just roll all
over me. I let people take advantage of me witness
for the defense. Do you remember that time you came
in here, you blew your top. You said, who's so

(01:07:00):
it's moldy? There's stuff floating it was your soup. Wait,
well it didn't. I didn't recognize it. It doesn't matter.
It's my soup, it's my refrigerator. So there I've heard.
I've earned my own refrigerator. If you don't like it,
tough titties, I don't care. But I love you Abby.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
I love you too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I'm trying. I'm trying to be nicer.

Speaker 11 (01:07:23):
No, I'm so more than happy to clean out your No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
It's you're good and I'm I think I'm handling this
for handling very well, but I wanted to be.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Very You're doing very very well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Grown those sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I love you, Abby, love you all right, carry on
social media time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
You know, Abby is not as innocent as we think.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Though she's nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
She was so fast to thrown Nate under the bus.

Speaker 11 (01:07:52):
I'm supposed to take all the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Nate told her to do it, and he too, forgot
to take it out, saying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Right, well there you thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Okay, well okay, let me see, I've got a list
of things I need to get to here today. That
was one, all right, mission accomplished. No, no, oh, we
have a game. Gandhi was so excited today she was
skipping around the building. I got a game. You're gonna
love it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
Did you you were?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
You were very passionately happy about this game.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
I'm so excited for this game. Did you guys know
yesterday was National Poultry Day?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
I didn't think you did.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Did you know there are a lot of songs that
involve poultry?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Bird songs? Okay, I said, She said, I'm gonna play
all these songs. You tell me what they have in common.
I went, it's an avian thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Before the bird. We made a game.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Well, it's now time. It's now a time the day
after National Poultry Day. Game, take it away. Good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
All of these songs have something in common, and that
thing is birds. Maybe it's a bird in the lyric,
maybe it's a bird in the name. You just have
to guess the name of the song.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Okay, but you need not the title an artist artist
as well.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
I think artist is going to be too difficult on
this one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
All right, songs about birds?

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred. Who
can mess this up? Diamond? Yeah, we need someone who
really knows a lot about music. Brutati took birds.

Speaker 10 (01:09:32):
In the mood.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Oh here a jazz. Oh, I've got a sexy saxophone
in there. Nap damn dancing if you know about birds?
The day after National Poultry Day? I mean, why do
it on National Paltry Day when you could do it today?
After call is now eight hundred two four two zero

(01:10:01):
one hundred all right? Damn?

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
If I knew you were doing this, I would have
brought my rubber chicken chicken you know I do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Is it at your desk?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
I give it away to a listener.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yeah, because you're a giving, giving soul.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
If you buy me a new one, I'll have one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Why do I see? Once again I'm being rolled all
over taking advantage of Uncle Elvis teller. He'll buy He'll
buy me a rubber chicken replacement. Let the pushover guys, pushover.
All right, Yo, this is gonna be a great contest.
I've heard it. I previewed it. She did. She did
a great job. Bang up job, all right, Danielle, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Well let's start out with em and M.

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
One of his former employees has been arrested for allegedly
stealing and selling unreleased.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Music from eminem.

Speaker 9 (01:11:02):
The guy's name is Joseph Strange and he faces federal
charges for criminal infringement of a copyright and interstate transportation
of stolen goods. Now, the FBI started investigating this matter
because they received a tip in January from one of
Eminem's employers who found the unreleased music online where it
didn't belong, so they started looking into The music is

(01:11:25):
thought to have been sold to an Ontario based buyer
known as Dojiat, and it was a fifty thousand dollars
that Dojiat paid for it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
So yeah, there you go. That's what we're doing right now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
A lot of scandal, a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Of sorts scandals. So JK Rowling's views on trans women
have lost her some fans, we know that, and it's
put her at odds with some of the stars of
the Harry Potter movies. So Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson.

Speaker 9 (01:11:48):
And Rubert Grint, who you know, are like the Big Three,
they've all come out to support the trans community since
JK started voicing her opinions on social media. Well, on Tuesday,
somebody asked Jake Rowling what actor or actress instantly ruins
a movie for you, and she replied three guesses and
then said sorry, that was irresistible, and everybody obviously is

(01:12:11):
thinking that she's targeting Daniel, Emma and Rupert. Oh what okay,
well right, exactly, so stupid. Why say something like that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
You know what, no one uses her refrigerator exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
But it's not funny. I shouldn't say things like that.
Just shut up.

Speaker 9 (01:12:28):
Entertaining went Weekly put together a list of the twenty
five best pairs of fictional best friends from movies and TV.
Do you guys have any like you know, Thelma and
Louise people like that, You have any that like stick
out in your mind that is besties.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Fictional best friends? Yeah, that's a that's a good question,
but I want to think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Okay, I'll let you think about it. I'll give you
what they say is the top five.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
SpongeBob and Patrick are number nine, okay, there coming in
at number five, Maverick and Goose from Top Gun, Wayne
and Gar from SNL and Wayne's World, Woody and Buzz
from Toy Stories, number three, Belman Luise our number two.

Speaker 9 (01:13:06):
But they're saying number one. Bill and Ted from the
Bill and Ted Movies. Yeah, I'm you know, you can
have them, Okay, thanks? Araa Erica Badoo is working on
some new music. It's her first album in fifteen years.
She was talking to Billboard about it and she confirmed
that the project is ongoing, and she said that, you know,
she really wanted to work hard on this and give

(01:13:28):
you know, everybody that the best because it has been
a while since our album came out from her. Let's
talk about Saturday Night Live and who we have coming up.
So next weekend, Morgan Wallen will be the musical guest,
and Mikey Madison will be your host, and you know
Mikey Madison right from the movie and Aura she's you know,
won the Oscar for that. Have you guys seen Anoray? No, Okay,

(01:13:49):
gotta see it's it's really good. The first weekend of April,
you get Jack Black. He will host for a fourth time.
That's right after his a Minecraft movie. We'll hit your theaters. Brandy,
Carlyle Elton John will be performing songs from their collaboration album,
So there's a lot coming on. John Ham will be
hosting on April twelfth. I'll definitely watch that one will

(01:14:11):
be the use my license.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
You'd like to see if he can see the balls in.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
That's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
He's putting that Ham in the frying pace exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
So you know you're gonna watch just to see Okay
and Charlie xy Hex.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
No, no, I gotta be honest. I'm not gonna watch
John Ham just to see a balls hit.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Bulls on the stage. I always have to look to see.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
All right, it's what Froggy calls it, your meat gazing.

Speaker 17 (01:14:34):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
So, Charlie xy Hex's upcoming movie, A twenty four Uh
the Moment, has officially started filming. Plot details are aren't
really being shared yet, but it looks like it's gonna
be a mockumentary and it's gonna follow the life of
a pop star as she gets ready to headline her.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
First arena tour, which makes sense. What are you watching
Former Wants a Wife? It's the third season premiere of that.

Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
You Got a Little grays Anatomy, the series premiere of
The Residence on Netflix, and that is my Danielle report Bravo.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
But we're not doing that. We're not. No, we're not
doing that. Nate made a call. We're not doing that.
We're moving on. Is my egg salad here yet?

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
But someone has to go get it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
I think, all right, hey, yeah, songs about birds. This
will this will amaze you when you hear.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
This, mind blowing, mind blowing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
You know what I love most about this? Danielle, She
was so excited. Tell her how you told me.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
I was like, okay, I'm going to play some music.
Tell me if you can guess what they have in common.
He guessed it in two songs, and then I said,
did you know there are so many? There are at
least twelve or thirteen about birds. She started yelling out
loud like that birds. She ran up and down the hallways. Hey, everybody,
there's a lot of songs about birds out there. I
just like to find the dumbest thing I can and
see if we can create a game.

Speaker 20 (01:15:50):
And poultry Day birds are not dumb. Shame on you,
all right, poultry Day is kind of well that was yesterday.
Here we go, someone's going to try to win this.
Coming up Mercy Way on an eight hundred two four
to two zero one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
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El Mister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Wow, Annie just got back from an NCL cruise. Where
did you go on Norwegian?

Speaker 16 (01:16:54):
We actually went on the Jade. We went on an
older one because I kind of, you know, I don't
woman is people the people?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Okay? But did you have a good time?

Speaker 16 (01:17:06):
Yes, Oh my gosh, it was so great. I went
with my son. We had a blast.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
The fourth we've we've been on j Jade's a beautiful ship.
They you know, they they've retooled Jade. Jade has been retooled.
I think we all need a good retooling from times time. No,
but I'm glad you had a great time. You and
your son, so Annie. According according to uh Gandhi here
the day after National Poultry Day, there are many, many, many,

(01:17:31):
many songs about birds. Did you know this?

Speaker 16 (01:17:36):
She said, yeah, listening to her, and I was like,
oh my gosh, okay, let me think of a few
songs about birds.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Did you hear her excitement?

Speaker 16 (01:17:45):
She's excited? Well. I was telling Diamond also that I
live in New Hampshire, and when Gandhi was in Boston,
they used to really talk about New Hampshire. And you know,
I'm not so positive.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Well you've been, you've been following Ghandi's career. She may
help you cheat, cheat at this thing, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
New Hampshire is a wild place, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Yeah, New Hampshire. Yeah, you people are crazy already. All right,
so let's play the game. Uh this song aside, there
are many songs about birds, and there's really no other
way to describe it. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
So the bird could be referenced in the song, or
it could just be the title. I mean, there are
a lot of things about birds happening here. So I
think you can do this. I think they're all over
the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
All right, here we go. Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (01:18:31):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Songs about birds song number one. Oh yeah, be all right. Yeah,
but the name of the name of the song is
something else.

Speaker 16 (01:18:45):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, how do I not know that?
Oh my gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
It's called it's called by Bob Marley. It's called three
Little Birds.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
There is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
A lot of people don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Yes, you said that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
I said that. A lot of people think it's called
everything was gonna be all right, all right, all right,
here we go. Here's another one, another song about birds. Yeah,
you dance to that at many weddings. I'm sure that
the chicken yeah, uh, it is. We always called it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
That's not the name of the song though.

Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
Ody you guys want to find out about.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
It, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
God green heard.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
They got to know the name of that song requested
at a wedding. You request the chicken d.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
That's great, that's great. It's called the bird song.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
It's called the birds song. I'm usually at the bar. Yeah,
I thought it was a chicken dance.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
I wouldn't let them play that song of my wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Thank you, I told them, thank you. You're a good person. Okay,
so you want to no, no, it's no, it's your
game that's called the Bird Dance. Sorry Annie, Okay, we're
not giving no name. Guys, guys, you gotta move on. Okay,
I bet you get this one. I'll play it again.

(01:20:23):
Here we go. You got it? When dubs cry, all right,
are you sure? When chickens cry.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
No, you're right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Okay? Okay, here we go? Yeah, okay, what's this one?
Damn you? You got? All right? How about this one?
A remake that's that's by Seal, originally done by the Eagles.

(01:21:07):
Fly like an Eagle by the Eagle Steve Miller Band.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Would be kind of weird of the Eagles saying like an.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Fly like us. All right, well, you're doing great, she's
doing great. Okay, all right, here we go, fast freebird,
she got street all them. It is a long song.

(01:21:36):
If you're a radio disc jockey, you play that when
you want to go smoke a cigarette or take a pooh,
plenty of time, little secret, Yeah, exactly, all right, you're
doing well? She has how many out of how many?

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
She's got four out of six?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
How about this one?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
That's for sure?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Nelly?

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Every toy I think she said, I don't know where
my phone is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
It does something like that. I hear you were doing
so well, and wow, you're getting Okay, how about this one?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Three little bun sound the window And they told me.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
I.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Don't think there's a bird in the title, but she
did sing about a bird, big song bird.

Speaker 16 (01:22:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:22:32):
Yeah, records put your record on. Yeah, wow, okay, and
you're very calm, by the way you are calm.

Speaker 10 (01:22:46):
Here's what, here's what.

Speaker 16 (01:22:48):
We're very nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
We all love this one. Every summer, everybody's head about
that bad all right. Yeah, what's the name of the song.
What kind of bird is it? What is the bird
doing at the beach?

Speaker 16 (01:23:08):
Dancing?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Is it? Okay? Dancing? No, there's there's a bunch of waves,
so it's on the waves. It's doing something with the
waves a board. It's a serving bird. Okay, anyway, Yeah,

(01:23:34):
that's I love that song. It's surfing bird.

Speaker 16 (01:23:37):
Oh okay, it was close.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Here we go. How about how about this one? What's
that rocking robin? It is rocking robin because I hit
the button to her. Okay, she did really well. Actually,
yeah you did you expect you're an old soul. But

(01:24:01):
we do have a bonus.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
There is a bonus.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
There is a bonus.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
I thought the bonus would be kind of tough, so.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
It is unless you're a fan of this artist, and
we most of us are. Okay, here we go. Another
bird song, so.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Sign or omen on franchhip morning.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Do you know what song that is?

Speaker 16 (01:24:24):
I don't don't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Yeah, that's casey Us Graves, which a lot of people
around here are. It's called cardinals. Are you sure that's
not about the Catholic Church? A cardinal?

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I'm not now that you mentioned it. A cardinal sitting
in the branches.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
All right, she did really well. She did what she did?
All right? So what do you have? What do you
have for our friend Annie? You did great, Annie. We've
got the Elvistrand apparel line. Thanks to our friends at
Hackensack and Meridian Health, you'll be cozy and comfy and
that Elvis drand is morning show hoodie. Do you have
anything in doubt? No doubt, no, Heathers, you did great. Annie. Congratulations,

(01:25:08):
Thank you so much, you guys.

Speaker 16 (01:25:09):
You guys make me laugh every morning on my way
to work.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Thank you, thanks so much for listening. Hold on, uh,
take care of her there in Diamond. And you were
so excited about your context, about your game, and you
did great, you did really great. I'll just get sound
in here Gary. Hello. All right, let's start with the
Amy Polar podcast. It's called Good Hang with Amy Polar.

Speaker 18 (01:25:29):
She was talking to her friend Tina Fey and Tina
has a problem with celebrities and side hustles.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle. Yeah,
what do you mean, like a podcast?

Speaker 11 (01:25:41):
No, this is your doing work. I'm saying, if you
if you sold.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Like, yeah, I know what you mean, Like if I
had a if I had.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
A rose if you yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:25:50):
So rosees uh, post Malone and bon Jovi have roses.
So she has problems with those two.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Okay, and our friend Katie you have the chef.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Lots of people have, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
I don't think she has a lot to go on
with her complaint, all right.

Speaker 18 (01:26:05):
So Danielle was talking about new music from Ed Sheeran
and we all know this song from Ed of course,
I Whispered.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
And My Breath.

Speaker 18 (01:26:19):
So though Ed has admitted his new album is all done,
maybe he might go back into the studio incorporate rubber chickens.
Really wow, how apropos imagine slow dancing to the wedding

(01:26:40):
all right. So I was watching Tom Hanks's movie, and
one of Tom Hanks's crutches is he laughs in all
these different inflections. So here's a supercut of Tom Hanks
in pretty much all of his movies laughing, he's a

(01:27:07):
good lad.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
That last on, the last one was all right.

Speaker 18 (01:27:10):
And then finally, if you didn't get to see Lady
Gaga on SNL just like a few weeks ago, she
was the host and she performs. But here is the
audio of Lady Gaga doing Abracadaborah without any music behind
her and just her voice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
She was dancing and being passed around above the heads
of all the dancers, and she's still sang like this.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Heaven gave up life by a bum says by a
lady read you can hear the last few hours of
your life.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Do you remember her scene?

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
She was moving, Yes, Africa.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
A good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Love it, she said, love excellent. Yeah. What made it
sound interesting, like I said, is she was rolling around
and moving, but she sounded like she's fine to me. Yeah,
you're a good American. Okay, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Who is this Elistan in the morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
You're on? No cursing, We're still having a fight over
the chicken dance.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
That was karma that that, but nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
I think it's the chicken dance.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
I have no doubt everybody calls it the chicken dance.
I agree with you guys on that. I'm just saying
the name of the song is the bird dance.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
That is all.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Nobody knows that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
That is not my problem.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Someone said, if you're gonna do a contest or a
game that involves songs about bird, yeah, you've got to
use partridge in a pear tree.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I missed a lot. Shake your tail, Feller, Nelly, Right,
it goes on on the list.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
You get to do this these bird song contests until
the until the cows come home.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Right, we'll have another one tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
No, I'll get a rubber chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
Okay, Look how excited this was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Oh what are we doing here? I thought we're going
to go around the room, But we got food news.
It is food News Thursday. And I know that Froggy
has been working hard on this. He would not divulge
his countdown to us because he's afraid we've were ruining it. Correct,
So have a bad history of ruining, not me. Speaking

(01:29:43):
speaking of food news, Tomorrow, Alex Gorn and Shelley's going
to come in. One of my favorite chefs from my
favorite people. I love her. She's got a new cookbook.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Does she make that chocolate?

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Does she make that chocolatey chocolates?

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
I thought this is the same person.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
I'm giving her total credit for the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
I thought she made it was her family.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Danielle Funnier, funny, er, funny, I'm fun.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
She may say, hey, I'll take credit for the chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
She's awesome. But here's the thing about her. Here's the
thing about her. She's friends with our friend Lee Scheger.
As you know, you heard Lee starring on our show,
taking over our show last Friday at Atlantis. So we
can't talk smack about Lee around her because she'll go
back and tell him. All right, So keep that in
mind when she's here, all right, So she'll be on
the show tomorrow. Also tomorrow we have Oh, we're getting

(01:30:40):
ready for another the third of Danielle's comedy nights, raising
money and awareness for incredible organizations. Talk about it.

Speaker 9 (01:30:48):
It's called Ghatto, Pups and Friends. That's what we're raising
money for. It's called Laughter Unleashed. It's at Gotham Comedy
Club on April first. There's a limited number of tickets
left because Anthony Rodilla, Gumba, Johnny Joe Gaddo, and Tammy
Pescatelli will all be performing. You can go to Gothamcomedy
Club dot com for your tickets. And last time we
had the best time. We laughed so hard I couldn't

(01:31:11):
even breathe. So I'm guessing the same thing. I'm not
even letting my mom come to this because they get
so dirty. My mom will not be able to handle it.
She's like, I think I can handle it, My mom,
you can.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
All the more. And I'm going to sit next to
her bringer just kind of sink into her chair. And
so the reason I said that I was going to share.
Shelley the Incredible chef and author will be here tomorrow
and Anthony Riudia and Johnny from the Comedy Show wait
tomorrow again Gotham Gotham Comedy dot com for your tickets

(01:31:45):
and we'll see you there. All right, Froggy, it's our
favorite day of the week because it's food news. Thursdays,
it's Doggy's news. All right, here's some news about grub.
Today is the first day of Spring. Do you know
what is so important about the first day of spring
and something to do with food fun? It is Dairy

(01:32:07):
Queen's annual Free Cone Day. For years, it has always
fallen on the first day of Spring, so you get
one small vanilla cone at participating Dairy Queen locations. The
cones are available while supplies last. Customers may only redeem
one free cone for the day, and free cones are
not available for delivery. If you would like to donate

(01:32:29):
one dollar to the Children's Miracle Network, you can get
your cone dipped in the dipped coding of your choice.
Once again participating Dairy Queens. Today only Dominoes bringing back
there fifty percent off all menu priced pizzas from now
through March twenty third, that is through Sunday at participating
locations nationwide. The deal applies to any one of Domino's

(01:32:50):
six crust types. The fifty percent off pizza deal is
available for carryout or delivery orders, so everything is half
off at Domino that night. Yeah, okay, you know, actually
this this is for Nate right here, This is for Nate.
Chrispy Cream story.

Speaker 12 (01:33:05):
Krispy Creme has just announced the nude lineup of donuts.
Krispy Creme Choco Mania New doughnuts are a collaboration with
Hershey's and they're especially aimed to satisfy chocolate lovers. The
lineup includes Nate, here you go, the Hirshe's I know
you're taking a break from sugar, but you can you
know He's He's yeah for like an hour, Hershey's Chocolate

(01:33:26):
Salted Caramel Cheesecake Donut, Hershey's Chocolate Butter Cream Doughnut, and
Hershey's Classic Chocolate Donut available now and participating Krispy Cream
locations nationwide while supplies last, or before Nate eats them all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
He needs sugar now because he's he's fading fast. Well,
sh up, sit up, Okay, sit up more sugar breathing
hail in Haale.

Speaker 12 (01:33:48):
Oreo has announced that they're bringing back their Oreos s'mores
cookies in time for camp fire season the summer.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
It's a limited time release.

Speaker 12 (01:33:55):
You can order a two pack of Oreos s'mores cookies
for the price of ten fifty eight on the Orio website,
and according to s'mores lovers, the returning cookies nail the
flavor of s'mores. So if that's your thing for camp
fire season, make sure you get them once again while
supplies last. Olive Garden bringing back there. I know your
husband loves Olive Garden. Elvis, especially just Alex, he adores

(01:34:18):
Olive Garden. He will check in every Olive Garden he
possibly goes to Olive Gardens bringing back there, guests favorite
it's been missing for a few years now. The buy one,
take one offer coming to restaurants beginning on March twenty fourth,
next Monday. Guests can order a favorite menu item and
receive a second heat at home entree to take with you.
Prices start at fourteen ninety nine. You can choose the

(01:34:39):
same meal for your takeout, or you can mix it up.
You can get one and then take something else home.
The buy one, get one take the buy one, take
one Olive Garden deals available from March twenty fourth, that's
next Monday through May fourth. Dine in to go for
the new Olive Garden delivery service as well. I know
it's like there's no way to get away from it.
The unlimited salad and breads, well, it's not unlimited bread sticks.

(01:35:03):
Remember they only I think they gave you two per orders.
Now how that works?

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Are you ready for the countdown? You have no idea?
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (01:35:11):
These are the top chips in the entire world. Now,
when I say chips, not everything's a potato chips. So
they're like in the chip family, like poker chips. No,
come on, here we go, the big chips.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (01:35:25):
Number five Cheetos puffs, the little orange like Cheetos puffs. Yeah, yep,
there's are Number five. Number four Ruffles cheddar and sour
cream chips. Love them favorite, all right? Number three flaming
Hot Cheetos, Yes, my favorite. Number two Lai's Barbecue chips
my other. And according to ranker dot com, what do

(01:35:46):
you think the number one chip in the whole world is?

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Prales sour cream and onions. Something cool?

Speaker 12 (01:35:53):
Ranch Daniel say it again, Doritos the number one in
the world.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
I love.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Yeah, what about in there?

Speaker 12 (01:36:05):
I did not see Fredo's, but you could also just
smell your dog's pause, my dog's pause.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
I love a good Friedo childie pie. Make it right
there in the bag. Oh yeah, I've ever done that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
You know, I've heard you talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
You gotta do it. Oh, I got it. You talk
about it every chance again. I call it a walking taco. Yeah,
you know, Danielle, you're so dirty. And there you go
food news Thursday. He has food news. Absolutely, we didn't
forget about one bird song in your game. I know
you're you're tired of people yelling at you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
I want to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
You didn't put disco duck in the by Rick D's.
I used to do the morning show at Kiss Disco. Yeah. See,
Christ took his place at Kiss. Huge, huge song here.

Speaker 14 (01:37:01):
All the leases were treating me right, leaving my feet
to the disco.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
You're gonna get back. We're gonna keep myself. You want
to hear more?

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
Yes, all of a sudden, I'm beginning to change.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
I was on the dance floor acting street for loving
my arms.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
I'm beginning to clock.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Oh my god, what's gonna happen to look at me
on the disk? Oh no, disco dog Okay, okay, that's it.
I can't do it. Anyone that honestly went to number
one for real. It was number one. You incredible on

(01:37:55):
the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. I think no, it's not
the re release of it. They added it. I'm not
a stake. Okay, really you board Hot one hundred number one?

Speaker 6 (01:38:04):
Read it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
What year was that?

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
I believe you? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
All right, we gotta move on. I just let's pretend
we didn't even play that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
That was great. I kind of want to hear the
whole thing, though.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
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Speaker 16 (01:39:08):
Been listening for years.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
And every morning Elvis Durrans in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
So funny Garrett has brought this in. So the other
night at the iHeart Radio Music Awards, green Day won
an award. I believe it was for Best Alternative. What
was it, Best Alternative? Okay, So Billy Joe Armstrong got
up on stage to do the acceptance speech and it

(01:39:34):
just seemed like he really wasn't putting much effort into it.
He was reading it word for word from a script
or something. No one could figure out what the deal
was like, is he on drugs? This is something on
going up? They found out. They figured out what Billy
Joe Armstrong from Green Day was doing in this acceptance
speech and our iHeart Radio Music Awards.

Speaker 7 (01:39:53):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
He was reading the transcript word for word from Dirk
diggl there's acceptance speech in Bookie Nights Mark Wahlberg. Mark
Wahlberg played Dirk Diggler is a porn star and you know,
won a big porn award, right and did an acceptance speech.
So Billy Joe Armstrong, with the exception of one word,

(01:40:15):
read it every single word word for word. Oh, I'm
gonna start with Dirk Diggler. Here's Dirk Diggler Mark Wahlberg's
acceptance speech for Best Porn.

Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
And sometimes so they're considered filthy or something by some people.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
I don't think that's true. They can be better.

Speaker 13 (01:40:41):
They can help.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
They really can't. I mean that we can always do better.
I'm gonna keep trying. If you guys keep trying, let's
keep it right now. Here is Billy Joe Armstrong's EXCEPTIONCE speech.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
You know, it seems we make these records and sometimes
there can considered filthy by some people.

Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
But I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
I don't think that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
This music we make can make people feel better.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Then they can help. They really can.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
And I really believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
The same words, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Nobody realized it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
That's really incredible. That was it was pretty clever. I
love that. So there you go. Thank you. Billy Joe
Armstrong once again at an iHeart event, really just kind
of taking the cake. Last time he did something funny,
threw his guitar on the ground, smashed it and had
to go to rehab. Yeah. Him, and no one deserves

(01:41:47):
anything more than Billy Joe Armstrong Oh, let's go around
the room. What's on the minds of people in the room.
I want to start with you, Gandhi, You're first, You're
up to back.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
I watched a documentary yesterday on Netflix called The Twister
and it was fat fascinating. It was about that massive
tornado that hit Joplin, Missouri. I had no idea exactly
how devastating it was and how decimated that town was
after it rolled through. But there were some people who
were actually recording, had a phone in their pocket as
things were getting ripped apart. It's eyewitness accounts. You see

(01:42:18):
exactly what happened to the town, to the people. It
was fascinating if you are a nature documentary person. The
Twister on Netflix is a twister. The Twister.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Yeah, you've been watching a lot of documentaries lately.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
That's my bag. I love documentaries. The other ones you loving, Well,
it wasn't a documentary, but I did watch Everest yesterday,
which is based on a true story, and Man, the
rabbit hole I went down with that one was amazing, too, amazing, fascinating.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Here you go documentary time and interesting historically based film.

Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
Yes, like that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Hey, I'm Froggy, what's up with you today? I need
your opinion on this. I need to know if I'm
out of line, as you know. Yes, you are probably
out of line.

Speaker 12 (01:42:56):
Yes, technically here in Jacksonville. I'm a manager. So I
had this itch in the middle of my back. I
did the bare thing where you scratch it up and
down on a wall. I did everything I could. I
could not reach this itch on my back, so I
asked somebody else here at the radio station to scratch
my back today.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
Is that out of line?

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
It happens here all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Scottie scratches our backs all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
She is she young and single?

Speaker 12 (01:43:20):
She's not single? She was young, Yes, I don't know.
She's in her thirties. She's in her upper thirties. That's okay, okay,
thank you. Just make sure thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
You know, if it comes from a place of innocence,
If someone has a problem with it, that's the that's
that I'm telling you, that's their problem.

Speaker 12 (01:43:37):
I took this quarter zip that I have on off
because it's like a real slick material, so I couldn't
get a good scratch on the side of the door.
I did everything I could. Now I put my quarters
back on before I ask her to scratch my back,
her to scratch my beer back. However, just wanted your opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
You can move on.

Speaker 14 (01:43:52):
Hey, Skettery, what's going on with you? You know, I'm
a big fan of cottage cheese, but I know a
lot of people are not.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
But did you know the cheese? It's extremely versatile.

Speaker 14 (01:44:02):
If you do a simple search on Instagram or on
TikTok for cottage cheese pizza dough, it literally makes it
crusts up when you put it in the oven. Mixed
with other ingredients, you could make desserts with cottage cheese.
Think of it as a byproduct for a protein rich
way to help yourself to something, you know, as a

(01:44:23):
replacement for cars and for and for you know, things
that are on high in fat. It's a low fat item.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
But anyway, well, I'm gonna give you another use for
cottage cheese, and as an Italian American, you're gonna hate me.
A lot of people use it rather than record the
cheese in lasagna. It actually turns out for me, well,
I know unless you try it. If you try, you
wouldn't even know. You wouldn't even know. I love cottage cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
You can also replace sour cream with it, Like if
you have a taco or something and you don't have
sour cream, put cottage cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
It is so versatile.

Speaker 11 (01:44:56):
In the other room is like, are you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Across?

Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
I wouldn't want to do that. When I was a kid,
my mother which she would open up a can of peaches,
you know, the clean peaches, the half. She put a
half of peach on a plate, puttle cottage cheese on
top of it. That was the diet food you're back then. Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure Melba Toast was involved. Hey, producer, Sam, what's
up with you today? We're issuing there here there's a high.

Speaker 6 (01:45:28):
I need to know if anyone else has really dumb
reoccurring arguments with their partner, because William and I have
had one since we met, and it is what is
the best superpower?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
I think you have to be a jumper.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
I think it's the best one.

Speaker 6 (01:45:42):
A jumper.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
What's a jumper like a jumper?

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
Yeah? No, you jumped from location to location. Okay, I
think that's the best one. Absolutely invisibility because you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Can do things nobody knows that jew if you were
both a jumper and you're invisible, no one would know
how cool you were jumping from place to play.

Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
If I get to pick too, I'll consider. But still
I'm going with Jumper, and he thinks that it has
to be time travel, and I just think it's the
dumbest thing that we will argue about until the end
of side.

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
Things are kind of the same thing though. But I
don't know if any of you watched Heroes. Peter Petroli
and Heroes had the best superpower of anything. He could
learn everything, so he could look at you, and if
you're a jumper, he can learn how to become a jumper.
So he just absorbed everybody else's superpowers.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
Amazing. We can all aspire to be more like him. Yeah,
learning I would want X ray vision and look through
your clothing.

Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
You would not be happy.

Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
I think you'd be more sad than happy with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Hi, Nate, Oh my god, Nate's what's up with you?
I was going to make a callback to earlier in
the show about pubicare, but we're not going to do that.
Please don't anyways. So is there something that you enjoy
but you do it so much you hate it? Think

(01:46:57):
about this. I'm going to give you an example. I
haven't been driving much lately because I'm closer to work.
I got in my car yesterday and I started driving.
I'm like, oh, this is pretty damn great. I'm having
a good time. Maybe sometimes there's something you enjoy, but
you do it so much, or you do it so
often you don't like it anymore. You live in the
city now, so you don't drive, that's correct. Yeah, so

(01:47:18):
I got in my car for the first time in
a week and a half, and oh, my gosh, this
is so relaxing driving around. Think about it. Maybe there's
something you're doing so much. Don't say it froggy that
you actually don't enjoy it anymore. Oh, just try the
other hand. Nte with the other hand. Okay, never mind,

(01:47:39):
there goes the moment I was looking for. Thank you
for well, Okay, I'm gonna think that through. I cannot
think of it. Can anyone think of something they do
so much? Maybe they don't like it. Maybe you're a
chef and you cook so much you don't enjoy cooking
anymore though you really like it. Think about it. How
about doing this show?

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Maybe going to school, seriously, going to school.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
When we go on vacation. You can't wait to come
back sometimes his face, Daniel.

Speaker 9 (01:48:05):
So tomorrow, tomorrow is World Down Syndrome Day, and you
know that is very very close to my heart with
my little boy, my nephew, Lucas has his little extra
chromosome and he's very special and amazing. And so we
ask that in order to celebrate World Down Syndrome Day,
you wear crazy socks or mismatched socks. And people go, well,
what do socks have to do with World Down Syndrome Day. Well,

(01:48:28):
we think that socks kind of look like chromosomes if
you look at them, So if you could look, Scotty
Bees already got his socks ready. So tomorrow, celebrate the
unique characteristics of individuals with Down syndrome and put on
your crazy socks.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Okay, they are different and individual. Now you're a day early.
Those are perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
So yeah, I'm never early for any ofthing. That's pretty good.
Tomorrow crazy socks, we're telling you now, and tomorrow morning
we'll remind you early. Yes, before you put your socks on.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Scotty Bee, you're here, You got crazy socks? Do you
have an around the room for us?

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:49:02):
I didn't you know what I'm gonna go back to
cottage cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
How about that?

Speaker 15 (01:49:06):
Why why are the menus when you go to the
healthy corner? Is a hamburger with cottage cheese?

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Healthy? Sounds awful?

Speaker 15 (01:49:16):
It's a hamburger with a scoop of cottage sheeese.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
And last, why is not healthy? Someone somewhere, maybe forty
five years ago, I thought that was healthy, that's all,
and it's still on the menu today. Well, enjoy a
right healthy Thank you. I'm glad you contributed. That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
You love the Morning show. It's a good idea to
follow our socials. Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 19 (01:49:38):
Elvis da Rand's show? Follow the Helvis ter ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, put out, everybody,