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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present fifteen minute morning show. Ah, the fifty minute morning
show podcast. We're done with the show closed, the Mac
come on on the ground, my only remaining Mac. It's
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not shattered to smithereens. You don't realize you're never living
this down, Scottie, right, Okay, ok. There's Froggy, and there's
Gandhi and Danielle and Scotty b uh and there's Scary,
and there's straight Nate and Brodie's in the den and
there's Garrett Evil laugh all right, So where are we
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going there? Straight name? Okay? So I every once in
a while we come up with one of these things
where we ask questions to get to know each other better.
So I'm gonna ask this one to don't we know
each other well enough? No? Never, I think we do.
There's a question. Actually we'll start with you, Elvis, who
is your most interesting friend? You have to honestly, Oh,
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funk I've got I've got quite a museum of friends
that are all very interesting. Don't there's I can't. I
can't answer that because all my friends are very interesting.
Everyone in this room is very interesting to me. I'm
thinking of who is most interesting? Friends are I think
is so interesting? Okay, n my friend from Tanzania, Africa
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who is a guide, he's yeah, he's very interesting. Gandhi's
very interesting, Danielle's interesting, and we're all interesting. I mean,
don't you like to surround yourself with people who you
find more interesting than you? Absolutely? Definitely? Alright, there's I
have no answer. Okay, let's go to Danielle. What's your
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favorite nineties television show? Oh, I don't. I got to
look up nineties television in Dawson's Creek be Dawson's Creek Felicity,
the two of them, those are probably Oh yeah, Dawson's
Creeking Felicity, those are the two. Okay, I'm glad I
can help you out there. I forgot those were friends,
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all right, Gandhi? What is your favorite breakfast, lunch or dinner?
And why dinner because there are more flavors for me
personally in dinner food than in breakfast food. I find
breakfast a little boring, And then I know you're not
supposed to do this, but sometimes I eat so much.
I put myself into a food coma, and it's a
great combination. Dinner too, to meet. Dinner is more of
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a social thing. Usually, if you're going to be socializing,
dinner is the time to go. But I'll tell you
when you go to Europe, you go to Italy, those
lunches are fails. Yeah, let's go, all right, scary. What's
your go to karaoke song? Oh? Jump around by some pain?
Because I know I know the lyrics. You just can't
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dance to it. I cannot dance it. Did you like
slip a disk or something? I actually yes, I jumped up,
jumped up and fell down when I was doing it
once and when my back was killing me for the
next four months as pulled out your back from yawning.
So there's that too, pull back up, brushing my teeth.
So I can't make fun anymore. Anything that doesn't it
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doesn't require too much singing if it's more of a wrapping. Okay, alright, Froggy.
What's the farthest you've ever traveled from home? Um? Well,
I don't mean mileage wise. I guess it would either
be when we went to London, but then I'm not sure.
How is Italy and Greece? Is that further than London?
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What about Hawaii? Well? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I was I was lucky enough to
go to Hawaii and I went to Greece, So I
don't know which. Everyone's further away. They're all far and
I love them all. Right, let's go to uh, let's
go to Garrett. What's one small thing that can magically
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make your day better? Small thing? It's it's cheesy, but
like when my kids laugh like a good old child
belly laugh is hilarious. That's not cheesy at all. That's amazing.
I don't know what that sounds like. Is that a
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good thing? Okay, well that question, let's let's have that
applied to everybody. Danielle. Yeah, when one of my kids
comes up to me and gives me like a kiss
out of nowhere during the day, like Preston will do
it all the time. He'll just come over and how
co mom, thank you for this, and he'll give me
a little kiss and I'll go, thank you, appreciating so nice.
That does even sound like a small thing. That's a
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big thing. That's a big thing. But I mean, that's
just something small that could happen during the day that
will just make my whole day scary. I can see
the wheels turning. What is it for you? When I
don't pay the parking meter and I go outside and
there's no ticket on my own shoes. That's a victory.
It's a victory. Is a victory, all right? See him
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every day he does celebrate this. He says fuck yet
no ticket. I believe he says fuck you to the
parking ticket guy. He does. Yeah, we won't say his
name for me. I think when somebody who I haven't
spoken to in a while sends a text like hey,
just thought about you. That really makes me happy. And
then a really good snuggle. I love a good snuggle.
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I don't care if it's a dog or my boyfriend.
Either one a good cuddle. What's the what's the question again? Uh?
It's what's one small thing that can make your day better?
Your penis Nate. I'm not denying it. It's not very large,
and it makes it makes the day better. Got to
be honest, do you keep saying it's not large? Justin
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Ki's like one of us sees it one day and
then we'll go, what are you talking about? Nate? Really
is okay? Out of all of us, which is the
one that's going to see it first. Ibably would yea,
and Scotty will probably say, you know what, You're right,
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he would do that. All right, let's move on here anyway. Anyway, Brody,
let us Okay, if you never had to sleep, what
would you do with all of the extra time? Watch television? Oh? Cool? Nice?
Anything in particularly? Feel free to elaborate on your response.
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I mean, I have seven DVRs in my house full
of TV shows, so I would just catch up on
all the stuff that's on my TV you know, on
the DVRs that you know, like, uh, the last season
of Suits. I never got to the last two seasons
of West World, you know, stuff like that that I
like get to and I don't watch it, So I
would I would catch up on all the stuff that
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I said I would watch, and it's been sitting there
for five years. Okay, wow, Okay, Well, I like the
way you didn't ask me what makes me happy? So
probably you don't think anything does? Well what does make
you happy? Nothing? Okay, there we go, stop it all
right back to Elvis. If you were planning a heist,
who would be in your crew? Oh? Gandhi and you Yeah,
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you gotta have you know my brother is a cop.
He says. The reason most people get caught is because
they're stupid. You have smart people, And then I would.
I would have Froggy helped me at the end because
he I know I could trust him. By the way,
there are twelve days of Christmas, none are which are
in fucking November. Back to you takes scary. He would
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tell the guards at the at the bank that he works,
and I would I wouldn't do it, so don't ask me.
I feel you'd be the muscle. Come. Yeah. We actually
did this in art in high school. Our our teacher
was like so high, you know, he wouldn't like teach
us arts. So he goes, you know what, let's do
a group project. How would we rob a bank? So
we had to do it. We had to plan out
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how we would rob a bank as a team as
a class, and that was our project for the day's
Problem solving doesn't mean you're going to do it right, Elvis.
You have to take Danielle to rob the bank. Because
she put all the money under the shopping cart and
then pretend she forgot it was there. She'd steal it anyway.
Danielle lives one heist after another. Exactly, She's always hoisting,
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but not on purpose. I got I got one for Nate.
Since's asking all the questions, what's the worst date you've
ever been on? Oh? God, the girl you killed? Wouldn't
it be that? You know? That date actually went very
well up until the point she disappeared. That turned out
okay for him. No, I remember going on a date
with this girl. We see its lovely. I'm great on
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a first day eight I'm always I'm gonna say this
right now, I'm fantastic on a first date. There will
always be a second with me, except for this one
time when this girl starts talking about fucking zodiac signs
and she goes, what's your sign? And I go Capricorn,
she goes m and then got oddly quiet. Date ended,
never heard from her again because I'm a Capricorn, I'm
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not compatible with her. Get the that's all made up?
You wanted to move on from that anyway? Yeah, I
wouldn't want to be with somebody that believes in that crap.
You know what you should do? You know, we we
never do this because it's easier and probably better not to.
But if someone says, oh, you're a capricorn. I don't
think I can see you. You should at that point go.
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I want to thank you for saying that to me,
because you just save me like a few more hours
spending with you, and I didn't want to see you
anyway exactly, and so thank you, thank you for saving
us both of the time. So stupid it is. You know,
I wish everyone who listened to a show, uh could
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I wish you could come up here and watch what
we go through. As far as text messages that come
through to the to our show every day, you would
you would faint at the number of stupid and narrow
minded texts that come through. Believe me, majority of the
texts that come through, and I'm talking of them, are great,
but every once in a while, like once every ten minutes,
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someone says something so fucking stupid. Ever, the closest comparison
is a YouTube comment threat. Anybody who's going to any
YouTube comment thread that really you chose that shirt lame
like the funk out of here? You want off and
use the two words do better out Well, you know
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what I do to do to do better? I just
block you? What said Brody. I can't stand the people
that that will paste in Internet rumors and false bullshit
and be like, I don't know if you know this,
but that's racist. And I send them the Snopes links
and the you know the it's just enough like they
they're so confident that we're wrong and they're texting in
bullshit they read somewhere. That's the plot that gets me.
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Do some research before you believe shit you read and
then make it like your your your mantra. And that
gives me is that everyone in this room is a
human being. We're all humans. We all make fucking mistakes
every single days of our lives. We're never going to
be perfect, We're never gonna get it right. I pride
myself on getting shipped wrong. I'll give a funk. I
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don't know. It's been pretty right about many of things
in life. Also, any time we do a charity, when
we raise money for any charity, someone will text in
that the CEO of that charity makes a hundred million
dollars and keeps it all and the money all goes
to them. And it's a scam. Every charity. It's always
about it. I want to help them pay. We want
to help pay the CEO. N't mean to turn into
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a dollar. But do you want to live your life?
But see now we need to look back at Kianu
Reeves and live our lives just like I posted. Elvis
posted it, I reposted on my story. I need to
learn this trade. It says, I'm at a stage in
life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you
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say one plus one equals five, you're right, have fun.
And if you say one plus one equals five, Elvis
is going to block you. Can I tell you my
Can I tell you my Kianu Reeves story really quick?
It's actually not mine. It's my friends. He lived in
San Diego at the time, and he was at some
bar and there's this private room in the back that
he didn't know about. He's looking for a bathroom. He
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walks into this private room and there's a birthday cake
sitting on the table and says happy birthday, Kiana. And
he's like, oh, Kiano. And he turns to his left
and sitting there is Keanu Reeves. Fun happy birthday man.
He goes, hey, yeah, thanks, you want some cake. It
was just yesterday I saw someone post a video of
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him on set at one of his films. He was
starring in He was helping the crew carry He was
helping them carry all the gear and stuff to the truck.
Can we talk? Can we do that on the show?
What's Your Keyanu Reef story? Because he's like known for
just being a normal person, like riding the subway, helping
with groceries, doing ship like that. We should do that.
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People have great Bill Murray story. Yeah, a little difference,
but still very entertaining. Nonetheless, I met Bill Murray in
a normal situation. I had gone to Chicago and I
got tickets to a Bulls game and I was waiting
at the will call window for my tickets, and I
hear a familiar voice behind me, and it's Bill Murray
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with like bulls horns on his hat. And he was
just in line with regular people at the will call
window and acting normal and saying hi to everybody. It
was just very like down to earth. You wouldn't celebrity
to just be online at the normal people window. I
think you have like a suite. Yeah, so, Bill Murray,
it's good to hear. You know, the people that we
admire because of their acting abilities or comedy, there's as
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good people. You know, I love, you don't hear any
like you talk about a celebrity, but it's because they
have a movie coming out, or they did something for charity,
and you never hear a negative story about them, like
them acting like a divoor doing something stupid. It's like, wow,
how do they do that? How do they just live
their lives out of the light like that. It's so funny, Danielle,
because every once in a while you'll hear someone tell
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a negative story about someone about them. They approached a
celebrity and wanted to get a picture with him whatever.
But they do it like while they're the person's eating
and the guy says, hey, can we wait till after
we're done eating with my family? Whatever? And then the
person reporting it calls him an asshole. Those are the assholes.
Why that's not fair? Better do better? If you're a
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do better person, stop it, do better. Don't do that.
If you say if you say do better to people,
it really says everything about you. I gotta be honest.
Fuck you everybody. Note bye, that was a shower. Note no,
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