April 2, 2025 • 9 mins
Elvis stood up Gandhi last night at dinner so we chat about who has been stood up by an actual date!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your head us together, and we're going to start
to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm reading a party, the Elvis Duran After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It is the after Party podcast. The party's done. This
is after the party. Therefore, over here, over there in
the Serial Killers podcast room is Scotty b. Look at that,
Look at my de fine, thank you? Uh. And here's
Gandhi and Scary, and I see Garrett, and I see Danielle,
and there's Nate.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hello there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well hold it, so this get going. You want to
talk about last night? What happened? GONDI you actually got
to feel like, yes, a person who'd been stood up
on a date.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I was a person who was stood up on a date. No,
you weren't for so long.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Just sitting around thirteen minutes late.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
To my Elvis said hey, let's meet and have a
drink and a snack. Yes, I was starving, had a
really long day. So I hopped on a train and
I went to the location. I was actually early to
be fair like ten to fifteen minutes, and I get
a text from him saying he was going to be
late because his Uber driver went the wrong way and
they were arguing about which way to get there, and
you know sometimes getting a Times Square could take forever.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Times Square is the center of Manhattan other than Central Park.
It's impossible to miss Time Square. I said, take me
to Times Square and he starts going south from downtown
and it's an argument with an Uber. Do you ever
have arguments with your drivers?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Oh yeah, absolutely Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That resulted in a one star rating for me. So
I don't get into arguments anymore with Uber drivers.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So okay, So you're sitting there in this very busy place.
Everyone else had a date.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yes, everyone had dates. There were like people from business
meetings all hanging out. The waiter asked me multiple times,
is someone actually coming? I said, yes, they are. I
will order food. Okay. So I finally ordered a little
appetizer and then I was texting him like, hey, you
want any food. I sent a picture of the menu,
ordered a flatbread, and then he did show up, and
I think the waiter was like, oh, she's not lying,
(01:56):
but I can see in the looks there were two
glasses of water on the table and only one meat.
Now I know what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
He feels like to be alone, right, Totally.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Different if I shut up alone and there was only
one glass of water sitting on the table, that's a
totally different story. But when there are two and that
second glass just sits there forever, having no sip taken,
you look like a loser.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So question, has anyone on the panel ever been stood up?
And I had to make a decision, Well, do I
just eat a little something to leave or should I stay?
Nate has I'm sure?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I think yes. I think that happened once, and I
think what was his name?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Very funny, and I think she was just running so
late that I just said, I'm not waiting. You know,
I respect myself way too much for somebody else to
waste my time.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Okay, well, let's talk about how you did that to
me one time or twice. We would go to lunch
at Odeon all the time, and this is back when
our office was only maybe seven blah.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Oh, that did happen once?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh I sat there for forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Waiting for you, and then I show up. How many
glasses of wine?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And you guys getting tanked up? Man, I'm like, I'm
just sitting there. Luckily I know people there, Luckily they
have lots of wine.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well that I knew in the back of my head.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
The fact that, but you never said I'm running late.
You never said them on my way you.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Say at one point, and then I didn't respond for
like another thirty minutes because I was busy doing something.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But you know what that was. It made me feel
I stood you up.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, so why would I sit there and waste my
time if you exactly okay, I'm done.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Okay, keeping that one. I'm a story this right here.
You guys know each other, and it was it was
just like a man date. You know, that's different. I
got stood up on an actual date years ago when
I was on match dot com. I was supposed to
meet this woman at the Calico Kitchen on Root forty six.
I didn't Did you drown even know if it's still there?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
The Calico Kitchen.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It was like a forty five minutes when hour drive
from where I was living in Brooklyn at the time,
And then she didn't show up, So I wasted all
that gas and tolls and I'm sitting there like a
freaking putts.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Do you think she did show up and she saw
you and decided she would leave.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
You know, it was before the days of social media
and even it was like the dawn of the Internet.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So it before you knew doctor fat loss away before?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Wait, how did you meet her then?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
On the request line? On the request line? Match dot
com date? It was a match dot com date?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yes, Oh, so she could have seen a picture?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
She might, Yes she did, But maybe I was a
little dishonest with my pictures.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Was that first quarter scary and fourth showed up?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah? Back then I wasn't. I did a little doctoring
of my pictures before it's time. No, no, no, no, it
was match dot com. Yeah, but everyone else I met
on the request did you stay in order food?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I left, But it was it was such a waste
of my time. It was terrible. It was. It was bad.
I hated. I hated my life. At that point, I'm like,
should I ever even do this again?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Did you know he just went to the Aol chat
rooms after that?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We all know someone here who went on a date
they'd met on one of the apps. Her pictures might
have been a little nicer looking than her in person.
She goes to the date. They had one glass of wine.
The guy said he was going to the bathroom, and
he left. She sat there for another forty minutes waiting
for him to come.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Back.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I see that suck.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Forty minutes. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yety minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He had some fiber issues exactly, I mean forty minutes.
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's also so rude. Forty minutes is too nate.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, I would never make someone wait forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well he did. He made me wait forty minutes. But
I was on my sixteenth class of wine.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well that's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is there any way to resolve that issue between the two, No.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I just want to It's something I would be bitching
ammonia about forevermore.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
It's it's so easy to find that.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Get close to the microphone.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're sorry, you can't.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Help but feel dejected because it's like, you know what
this person doesn't value, doesn't value my time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Exactly, You did not value my time. Not that this
is about me.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
So, Danielle, you've never been stood up on a dat. No.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Do you have any friends who are chronically late?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yes, my god, yes we know somebody. We know somebody,
and I have friends. All of my friends in Miami
are chronically late to everything, right, they'll say, and now
thank god, because you can say, I don't believe you
dropped me a pin? Are you right?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
We were waiting for a reservation. There was a group
of us and Ghani goes my friend's usually late, and
we missed our reservation. And then finally it was what
the perpetual I'm fifteen minutes away. Gani is on the
phone and says, drop me a pin right now where
you're at, and she she did.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
That was the night of poppy Stick and we missed
a freaking res that was that was far away? Was she?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I think at that point she was about thirty minutes
when she dropped the pin. But she had been saying
ten minutes, fifteen minutes, ten minutes, fifty minutes for a while.
So I don't lie to me. I will ask for
the pin.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Well. I had a friend who also worked with who
is no longer in my life. I'm on my way,
I'm almost there. Hadn't even let the house shop. I
hate that, and that happened all the time. I don't
know why people just don't fix that, that tardiness thing,
or at least.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Be honest about it. I haven't left the house yet. Cool,
So now I can adjust my plans and not stand
here like an ass waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
How short sighted it is? It to say I'm there
in five minutes, and you you know for a fact
it's gonna be thirty minutes. Yea, why would you? I mean,
you're's gonna it's gonna make them twice as many.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Well, we know somebody who if something starts at ten o'clock,
we have to tell them, oh no, eight thirty, so
that they get there on time at ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's how bad it is. Difference. Oh, we know, Ghanhi
knows what I'm talking about that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
But what happens if they actually that and I go,
you know what, tonight, I'm gonna be on time.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, well they'll sit there like Gandhi did, wait for.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
You exactly see for me, if I'm on time, I'm late.
I'm always the first guy at the party, always, and
it pisses people off sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Don't be the first of the party.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Don't be the first around the block at a la.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She used to get so mad at me. Okay, the
party starts at seven, let's be start seven. But no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, you don't be there's the earliest.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Unless it's a surprise party, you have to give it
a few show up early to.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Help him set up No, Scotty was the first person
at your house last summer, and it was like, you're
still setting up and he's sitting on a chair, just
like watching everybody set up.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But I was on time to that point. I mean,
I'm not having that party until July.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
He's already at my house, chilling, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That was a good line.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So today's podcast was about timeliness being prompt. Remember, you
lose points when you're late constantly. That's right, unless you
come up with a big lie.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And apparently if you're early too.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
I would have never date somebody that's late ever. Wow,
I'll be done with them immediately.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Punctuality is very important to me.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That's your line.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I'm just saying it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Go before that.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
But no, punctuality is very like at the first you're
late to the first date, that's a huge red flag
for me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I got you.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Unless they're hot, well, I wouldn't ate anybody but hot.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh please, I've seen a few of those.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All Right, we're done. The after Party podcast is done.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Piece the Elvis Terran After Party
Get your head us together, and we're going to start
to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm reading a party, the Elvis Duran After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It is the after Party podcast. The party's done. This
is after the party. Therefore, over here, over there in
the Serial Killers podcast room is Scotty b. Look at that,
Look at my de fine, thank you? Uh. And here's
Gandhi and Scary, and I see Garrett, and I see Danielle,
and there's Nate.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hello there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well hold it, so this get going. You want to
talk about last night? What happened? GONDI you actually got
to feel like, yes, a person who'd been stood up
on a date.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I was a person who was stood up on a date. No,
you weren't for so long.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Just sitting around thirteen minutes late.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
To my Elvis said hey, let's meet and have a
drink and a snack. Yes, I was starving, had a
really long day. So I hopped on a train and
I went to the location. I was actually early to
be fair like ten to fifteen minutes, and I get
a text from him saying he was going to be
late because his Uber driver went the wrong way and
they were arguing about which way to get there, and
you know sometimes getting a Times Square could take forever.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Times Square is the center of Manhattan other than Central Park.
It's impossible to miss Time Square. I said, take me
to Times Square and he starts going south from downtown
and it's an argument with an Uber. Do you ever
have arguments with your drivers?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Oh yeah, absolutely Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That resulted in a one star rating for me. So
I don't get into arguments anymore with Uber drivers.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So okay, So you're sitting there in this very busy place.
Everyone else had a date.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yes, everyone had dates. There were like people from business
meetings all hanging out. The waiter asked me multiple times,
is someone actually coming? I said, yes, they are. I
will order food. Okay. So I finally ordered a little
appetizer and then I was texting him like, hey, you
want any food. I sent a picture of the menu,
ordered a flatbread, and then he did show up, and
I think the waiter was like, oh, she's not lying,
(01:56):
but I can see in the looks there were two
glasses of water on the table and only one meat.
Now I know what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
He feels like to be alone, right, Totally.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Different if I shut up alone and there was only
one glass of water sitting on the table, that's a
totally different story. But when there are two and that
second glass just sits there forever, having no sip taken,
you look like a loser.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So question, has anyone on the panel ever been stood up?
And I had to make a decision, Well, do I
just eat a little something to leave or should I stay?
Nate has I'm sure?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I think yes. I think that happened once, and I
think what was his name?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Very funny, and I think she was just running so
late that I just said, I'm not waiting. You know,
I respect myself way too much for somebody else to
waste my time.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Okay, well, let's talk about how you did that to
me one time or twice. We would go to lunch
at Odeon all the time, and this is back when
our office was only maybe seven blah.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Oh, that did happen once?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh I sat there for forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Waiting for you, and then I show up. How many
glasses of wine?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And you guys getting tanked up? Man, I'm like, I'm
just sitting there. Luckily I know people there, Luckily they
have lots of wine.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well that I knew in the back of my head.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
The fact that, but you never said I'm running late.
You never said them on my way you.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Say at one point, and then I didn't respond for
like another thirty minutes because I was busy doing something.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But you know what that was. It made me feel
I stood you up.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, so why would I sit there and waste my
time if you exactly okay, I'm done.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Okay, keeping that one. I'm a story this right here.
You guys know each other, and it was it was
just like a man date. You know, that's different. I
got stood up on an actual date years ago when
I was on match dot com. I was supposed to
meet this woman at the Calico Kitchen on Root forty six.
I didn't Did you drown even know if it's still there?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
The Calico Kitchen.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It was like a forty five minutes when hour drive
from where I was living in Brooklyn at the time,
And then she didn't show up, So I wasted all
that gas and tolls and I'm sitting there like a
freaking putts.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Do you think she did show up and she saw
you and decided she would leave.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
You know, it was before the days of social media
and even it was like the dawn of the Internet.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So it before you knew doctor fat loss away before?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Wait, how did you meet her then?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
On the request line? On the request line? Match dot
com date? It was a match dot com date?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yes, Oh, so she could have seen a picture?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
She might, Yes she did, But maybe I was a
little dishonest with my pictures.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Was that first quarter scary and fourth showed up?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah? Back then I wasn't. I did a little doctoring
of my pictures before it's time. No, no, no, no, it
was match dot com. Yeah, but everyone else I met
on the request did you stay in order food?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I left, But it was it was such a waste
of my time. It was terrible. It was. It was bad.
I hated. I hated my life. At that point, I'm like,
should I ever even do this again?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Did you know he just went to the Aol chat
rooms after that?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We all know someone here who went on a date
they'd met on one of the apps. Her pictures might
have been a little nicer looking than her in person.
She goes to the date. They had one glass of wine.
The guy said he was going to the bathroom, and
he left. She sat there for another forty minutes waiting
for him to come.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Back.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I see that suck.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Forty minutes. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yety minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He had some fiber issues exactly, I mean forty minutes.
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's also so rude. Forty minutes is too nate.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, I would never make someone wait forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well he did. He made me wait forty minutes. But
I was on my sixteenth class of wine.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well that's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is there any way to resolve that issue between the two, No.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I just want to It's something I would be bitching
ammonia about forevermore.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
It's it's so easy to find that.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Get close to the microphone.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're sorry, you can't.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Help but feel dejected because it's like, you know what
this person doesn't value, doesn't value my time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Exactly, You did not value my time. Not that this
is about me.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
So, Danielle, you've never been stood up on a dat. No.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Do you have any friends who are chronically late?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yes, my god, yes we know somebody. We know somebody,
and I have friends. All of my friends in Miami
are chronically late to everything, right, they'll say, and now
thank god, because you can say, I don't believe you
dropped me a pin? Are you right?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
We were waiting for a reservation. There was a group
of us and Ghani goes my friend's usually late, and
we missed our reservation. And then finally it was what
the perpetual I'm fifteen minutes away. Gani is on the
phone and says, drop me a pin right now where
you're at, and she she did.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
That was the night of poppy Stick and we missed
a freaking res that was that was far away? Was she?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I think at that point she was about thirty minutes
when she dropped the pin. But she had been saying
ten minutes, fifteen minutes, ten minutes, fifty minutes for a while.
So I don't lie to me. I will ask for
the pin.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Well. I had a friend who also worked with who
is no longer in my life. I'm on my way,
I'm almost there. Hadn't even let the house shop. I
hate that, and that happened all the time. I don't
know why people just don't fix that, that tardiness thing,
or at least.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Be honest about it. I haven't left the house yet. Cool,
So now I can adjust my plans and not stand
here like an ass waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
How short sighted it is? It to say I'm there
in five minutes, and you you know for a fact
it's gonna be thirty minutes. Yea, why would you? I mean,
you're's gonna it's gonna make them twice as many.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Well, we know somebody who if something starts at ten o'clock,
we have to tell them, oh no, eight thirty, so
that they get there on time at ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's how bad it is. Difference. Oh, we know, Ghanhi
knows what I'm talking about that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
But what happens if they actually that and I go,
you know what, tonight, I'm gonna be on time.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, well they'll sit there like Gandhi did, wait for.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
You exactly see for me, if I'm on time, I'm late.
I'm always the first guy at the party, always, and
it pisses people off sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Don't be the first of the party.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Don't be the first around the block at a la.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She used to get so mad at me. Okay, the
party starts at seven, let's be start seven. But no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, you don't be there's the earliest.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Unless it's a surprise party, you have to give it
a few show up early to.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Help him set up No, Scotty was the first person
at your house last summer, and it was like, you're
still setting up and he's sitting on a chair, just
like watching everybody set up.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But I was on time to that point. I mean,
I'm not having that party until July.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
He's already at my house, chilling, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That was a good line.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So today's podcast was about timeliness being prompt. Remember, you
lose points when you're late constantly. That's right, unless you
come up with a big lie.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And apparently if you're early too.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
I would have never date somebody that's late ever. Wow,
I'll be done with them immediately.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Punctuality is very important to me.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That's your line.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I'm just saying it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Go before that.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
But no, punctuality is very like at the first you're
late to the first date, that's a huge red flag
for me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I got you.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Unless they're hot, well, I wouldn't ate anybody but hot.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh please, I've seen a few of those.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All Right, we're done. The after Party podcast is done.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Piece the Elvis Terran After Party
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