How To Fart Silently

Gandhi's theory may change your fart sounds...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Put your hand us together, and we're going to stop
to party. Start part I'm ready to party.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh my god, the after Party podcast. Now, all right, gandhi,
we tease this on the big show. Yeah, and people
are just waiting to hear about this fart theory of yours.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's not a theory, guys, it's science, I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
So.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Diamond asked me why I don't do certain things in
front of a significant other, Like, I'm just not about
that bathroom life. I don't like talking about it, sharing it,
like we need separate bathrooms. That's just how I want
to operate. And then what she said, well, when you're
like snuggling or if you're under a blanket or something
and you just have to, you know, let one out,
what do you do? You don't just do it? And

(00:54):
I was like, well, you can do it. There's a
way that it will always be silent, and she didn't
believe me. And then I talk to Froggy, who is
now not here because he can back me up on this,
that if you just spread your cheeks, the passing of
the gas is always silent.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, it's not, well it's not. I know for a
fact it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Do it right now, show me do it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm not going to do it right now because it's true,
but I feel like it be messy.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, okay, now here's the thing. If you have to
poop and it's a shark, yes, but you never know.
But that's because there's substance to it. If it is
just sheer gas, it will always be like a. If
you guys have there, it's more.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I think they were all built differently because if I
spread my cheeks right now and let out gas, it
would make a noise. It would sound like.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
A because then there are particles in it. There's no
part because the gas off of something.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yes, no, you're fucking mind man. Science guys, it's not science.
But we're all built differently. You got to allow the
fact that it's not always going to be like that.
You think when you fart with your cheeks spread apart,
it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, absolutely, it's science.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
God, I feel like the butt itself makes the noise,
isn't it does?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
The gas we're off your cheeks, But I don't think.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's not just the cheeks. You got to pull your
butthole open.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You don't have to pull your butt first of all.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
And if you don't have a dog, who do you
blame it on? Because it's gonna stink. Not all, it's
not what we're talking about. We're talking about the noise
it makes. Scotty. If you spread your butt cheeks right
now and you poot it, it would make a noise.
It wouldn't go. It absolutely would make a noise. There's
no doubt.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't see. I think you guys have.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Even Danielle is saying, and daniel would never try.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
To really think it, but she's saying, I think it does.
She's not saying I know it does.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I've never done it, but I've never done it and
I'm never gonna do it. And I really feel like
it really comes down to everybody's individual pucker factor, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's what I'm trying to tell her. She's not listening
to me.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, I'm hearing you. I'm just it's just because.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Her butthole goes that ever.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Spread the cheeks, just spread the cheeks. Guys, have you
tried this? Of course I have. My ex boyfriend taught me.
I was like, oh my god, this is amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I think Gandhi's just got to lose. But no, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's a different but I don't make so. I'm telling
you because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's the same as like you blow up the balloon
and you go you open that thing. That's it's got
to have a little noise too. It's not gonna go
push a little bit.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No telling you guys. Just try it and try it.
I really try it.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm going to now.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Try this. Yes, why wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Can you do voice notes? All right? All right, I'm
throwing I'm throwing down and throwing down the gauntlet. I'm well.
I have been very quiet on this topic since we
started talking about it several hours ago. What's the point?
What's a gross Well, it's a gross topic. I hate
this stuff. But I will say what you're gonna say.
Years ago I experimented with this, and Gandhi is right.

(03:55):
It works. No, it doesn't. It does? It does? It doesn't?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Does?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
You cannot tell me that you know what my buttle
is doing.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm telling you, if there's a noise, you're not doing
it the right way. Because everyone can fart silently.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's possible. Years ago, someone tried I tried it. It
was years ago, and I'm like, oh my god, this
is amazing. But I try it again because with you
is that when you're hanging out with your friends doing
measuring contest. We had measuring sessions when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
We hold it in and then let it out a
little at a time.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I've done that.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Is that silent?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I've done that on airplanes? Yeah, it could be Gandhi
for the No, it's not Gandhi for the wind.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's not true science backed by scary What else.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Do you want? Okay, well, could anybody try it right now?
Is anybody ready? No? I don't know. We're not going
to do that on the podcast. You won't hear it.
You can do that on the Serial Killers podcast. You
won't hear it, right, this is you will after farty podcast.
This is gross.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I just want people to reply with what their their
experience was with it, because I was no pun intended
blown away. When I found this out, I was like,
this is insane. Oh my god. You can just silently
do what you need to all the time. This is great,
But you can't do it on right.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You have to this robe right.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You can't spread your butgets with you.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You have to experiment when you're in the bathroom on
the ball.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Right now, let me see. No, you cannot spread your
but it is not don't do it with your dupy
science is science.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I did read one time that if you needed to
release a fart and you didn't want to do it
in public, right, you're supposed to go lay like I
guess it was what downward facing dog or something. You're
supposed to.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Do this in public?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
That in public? But you want fart in public? What
are you doing down there?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
No one can see you. You're supposed to like do that?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
What's that praying position in uh yoga?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't know what's when you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're supposed to do that, cheeks.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
The praying mentis like you're really gassy on the date
you need to get rid of the park, you're supposed
to go to them.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
So you're gonna sit down in a praying Mentis.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's not gonna be weird? Quietly?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
They also say if you feel it, you're supposed to
release it because if it gets resorbed back into your system,
it'll either come out as a stinky burp or through
your poor and it'll stink.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, I think that's crap. To no, God, your butt,
your butt gas can't go out your mouth. Oh yeah,
I bet you can. It's got to go out one way.
I don't believe that's true. Hold on, it's got to
go snake through the small intestine, back up through your
stomach and up your throat and you're esophagus. So I'm

(06:54):
burping up ship. No, that's what you're saying. You're essentially saying,
I'm burping a pooh.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes, you can burb even if you don't fart. Burping,
also known as belching, is a way for your body
to release the excess air from your upper digestive track.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, but that's not your lower digai.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
But it says eventually it needs to be released either far.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I think it's trapped in your stomach. I don't think
it does.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
People say it will come out in stinky ways other ways.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
You have sphincters in your body that keep it from
coming back up. You're right, bodies fainter. Yeah, the valves
and the large intestine, they're only in one direction from helpline.
If you have a fart from your ass come out
your mouth, you've got some plumbing process you might.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Maybe, But this says, can holding in a fart cause
it to leak out of your mouth? This says, yes,
holding it in for too long isn't good. If you
decide not to release it, some of that gas will
be reabsorbed into the circulatory system and come out other ways,
including belches or through your pores. It's not a mouth fart,
per se.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Can I just say that exactly eight minutes longer than
I expected? Elvis answers, though, where does us go if
you don't pass it? Like?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's like people look this stuff up all the time.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm shocked. It's a problem. Oh my gosh. All right,
Well are you happy, Gandhi? You got your podcast?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'll not be happy until everyone agrees with me.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, I'm never ever going to agree, because I know
for a fact from my own but it always makes
a noise, even if my my cheeks are spread.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well, be over later to find.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Out, don't you know what?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
For you?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I will do it. I got your back, Gandhi, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I think if you ask Alex Elvis, he might do
it and try it for you to see.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, No, I don't want to know, but I'm done
with each and every one of your It's still gonna
do a pretty loud you know what, like no it goes. Yeah,
it's more like a not mine, not mine.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I think Scotty's got other things up there. I don't know.
I don't think it's a smooth exit.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Scotty worried all the time. We got to get out here. Goodbye, done,
Ran after party

Speaker 3 (09:05):
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