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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy holidays.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Here's one of our favorite moments of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's International Women's Day as our lovely Lauren, who does
our voiceover for the show, just told us we love yea.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm bosso everybody love you Lauren. Yeah, she's amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We've been having a really good morning. Yeah yeah, yes,
We've had Barbara Corker in this morning. We had Girls
five Eva.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
That was a night, a long.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
One, and then we just had Nicole and Jemmy. If
you want to catch any of this, you can go
to our YouTube channel, the Elvis Urrand Morning Show on YouTube,
and our lovely Deanna is also posting all of this
on the Elvis Durrand Morning Show page, so you can
just go watch everything over.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I love us.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
She comes in and she's like fixing cameras and making
sure everybody's angles are good and everything.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
She's got so many jobs.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well look at her material she has to work with. Hey,
well look at it takes a lot to make us
look good.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I will say I do feel bad for Deanna a
lot of times because she's just doing her job, and
her job is to come in and take pictures of
video and as soon as she opens the door.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're all like, get.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Out of here at me because she puts the lights
so bright.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Lights are so bright. Sorry, it's okay, it's not your fault.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You're just doing your job and you're doing a good job. Dana.
Thank you, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So we typically do sound with Garrett and on Fridays
it's New Music Friday, but we switched it up for
International Women's Day and we're going to do sound with Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Hello Sam, Yes, son of Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
We're killing us many years to get away from that
nickname Cheez. So I wanted to play a game with sound,
but I wanted to include the guys, and in order
to feature the women, I wanted to see how well
you guys know the women you work with. I ask
every woman the same two questions and I recorded their responses.
So we're going to play back each of those responses
(01:41):
and we're going to see if you guys can figure
the personality that that response goes with.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What a really complicated way to explain it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I think you're just guessing the person.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
We're gonna guess the response.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
But we're gonna play all of them before you guess
at all. And so you don't have to memorize. I
made you this cute little chart. Oh gookaying moments. Everyone's
most embarrassing moment from childhood was the first question scare
Can you play contestant? Number one?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So, when I was six years old, I told my
dad I had to go to the bathroom while we
were ordering a McDonald's and guess what he wanted to
finish ordering? And I just peeded all of the floor
and everyone brought nepkins, and everyone was watching it, and
it was just spraying everywhere, and the pea was all
of the floor and I was so immersed.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
All right, pete at McDonald's first embarrassing childhood story.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Maybe all right, let's play number two.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So one time, in front of my entire family, I
mistakenly referred to someone's glands as their testicles, and that
still lives with me to this day.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Throw testicles, Okay? Like that was a popular sound on TikTok.
I don't know. I went with it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
When I was in sixth grade, I had just gotten
my period and I stuffed my backpack full of pads
because I had no idea what was going on. Was
riding the bus and my neighbor who had a best
friend who I had a giant crush on, was getting
off the bus behind me, and they opened my back
packs like a haha's messed with her. All the pads
came flying out. They picked them up, started throwing them
around and yelling that I had a backpack full.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Of diverse an all right.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Next one scary.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I was hanging out at a sleep away camp right
when I felt this random breeze and I didn't realize
my friend pantsed me in front of everyone. And to
make matters worse, I wasn't wearing the prettiest underwear, so
I was not happy.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
All classic childhood getting pants, but all out all right.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And last one, one time I was hanging out with
a group of friends, laying on my back and staring
at the ceiling, holding in a fart very effortfully, when
a friend decided to randomly run and jump on my stomach,
and that heart ejected for my body with such force
I still get embarrassed thinking about it. All right.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Those are the five stories of the five women in
this room.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Whose story is Who's I think the first one McDonald's
is Dianna. I think it's Danielle because she worked at
McDonald's she was sick.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, who do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, I'm going to say the epic fart, is you
Gandhi that much?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm almost sure of Okay, what about Froggy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I'm going to say the pants one is Danielle. Okay,
I kind of agree with you on that one. For Danielle.
What about the sanitary nampkin thing? I think that I
think testical glands could have been diamond.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Okay, the.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Epic fart, Yeah, I heard the word ejected in there.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I feel like, are we changing any of these answers? Gentlemen?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I say we go with that, okay, Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You guys think the first one is Deanna playback the
reveal scary. So when I was six years old the
bathroom we were ordering McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh my god, it was watching it and that is mortifying.
I can kind of tell it was your voice.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh wow, what testical glands? Elvis thought this was diamond.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So one time, in front of my entire family.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
As their testicles okay, wow, someone had swollen testicles like diamonds. Tonight,
all right, san Terry napkin trauma.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You guys thought that was me.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
When I was in sixth grade.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I just got my period and I stopped my backpack
full of.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
No no, no, all right pants at summer camp. You
guys thought it was Danielle.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I was hanging out carry.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
All right, final reveal, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
One time I was hanging out with a group of
friends on my back and staring at the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Big heart. That was a van with the big big heart.
You got, Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Did pretty well.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
That was so cute, all right? And we got only
one more question. I asked, what was the closest you
guys have been to being arrested? When did you break
the law?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
So one time, my friends and I decided to sneak
off campus by jumping a fence, and I got all
the way to the top, then got scared. I could
not move until campus security had to come and get me,
like a cat that was stuck in the tree. That's
when I found out that jumping fences is technically against
the law.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Who'd got stuck jumping offence?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, next one, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
One time I was shopping with Mom and I decided
to steal a bubblegum cigar. She caught me and she
was so.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Because it's been a while since it's been around number three.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
To celebrate graduating high school, a group of friends and
I decided it would be a great idea to go
streaking in the parking lot of a public pool, and yep,
somebody called the.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Police pucking lots streaking Diamond. Okay, all right, Dana, right,
who's next?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Before mm hmm, I was in Fort Lauderhill Beach with
my best friend. She started a little bit of a
fight with a bouncer and he got banned from the premises.
But one of our friends was still there and had
our house keys. The cops sold us if we came back,
we were going to be arrested immediately, but we had
to get those keys, so we came back, got arrested immediately.
They had the zip ties on my hands. One of
the cops whispered into my ear, if you walk away
(07:28):
right now, I won't stop you. You're gonna have to
bail your friend out in the morning, which is exactly
what happened. And her bill was twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
So if that's Gandhi who jumped the fence, diamond, Diamond,
all right, last one.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I was never almost arrested? What kind of people I
hang it out with? I am such a rule follower.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Never even close? Who's the rule follower here?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Sam?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sam? All right, you guys.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Are any adjust answer?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
If you're number one?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
One time, my friends and I decided to sneak off.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There she is like a cat. I can picture that
gondy that was did Yeah? I mean diamond a number two?
This time I was.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Shopping with mom and I decided to steal a bubblegum cigar.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
All right, partying, lot streaking?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Who's that?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You guys?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Thought it was graduating high school?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
A group of friends and I decided it would be
as Sam humiliated and you can't sweat That's not how
I answer. Who was removed from a club? Who was
arrested at a club?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I answered that way too. Best friend?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
She started a little bit of a fight with a
bouncer the.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Premises zip ties were involved.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
And who's the most perfect one on the show?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was never almost arrested? What kind of people am
I hanging out with?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
This is so fun?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
All wait?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
What's this down here?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I do have a bonus entry actually for embarrassing stories.
Let's see if you could, guys could guess who this
woman is involved with the show.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
All things had started to get really serious with this
guy that I was seeing, and he was gonna come
over after dinner, right, and so for dinner, I don't
know why my aunt had given me this like beef
strong enough crock pot recipe food thing. It was not good, okay,
So moral of the story, I ate a ton of
beef struck enough. This guy came over, we started making out, and.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
We were making out.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Really bad.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
A woman involved with the show exactly my word in GANDHI.
So she's a woman on the show. She is.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Things had started to get really serious with this guy
that I was seeing.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Lauren Voice of the Morning Voice, good job, guys.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh she did marry that guy.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
By the way, that dude's her husband.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Now that's their favorite story and all that work went
into that was great and now we know a lot
more about Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, they threw those those paths around you and they
were diverse anyway. All right, thanks guys, you guys have
been amazing. Diamond, Sam Deanna, thanks for joining us. This
has been fun. It's been a good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You guys did a great, great, great job all of you.
Is it already over? Pretty much there? All right, we
do have to take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Everything we've done at the elfust Around Morning Show page
on Instagram. You can go find that and we'll be
back
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Right, Yeah, do we have to No, yes, you must
come back.