November 13, 2024 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Shell, I'm in a coma.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's a good way to start podcasts. How much sugar
did we eat?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This? A lot?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I only had one? You really did? Yeah, let's see
that was delicious. I want more but one.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, it's funny that thing that Christina Toasty brought
with all the different like layers of marshmallow and chocolate
and bugles. We each had our favorite, like I ripped
all the bugles off and ate all the bugles, like
somebody else did all the marshmallow parts. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I thought it was a perfect bite, just one one
swoop whatever you would call it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Outside the studio right now, it looks like the end
of like a family meal after a holiday. Like it's
just the the table is just remnants, everything picked over.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
The problem is I mean, it's it's a sugar overload.
And what's not sugar is carbs, which turns to sugar.
So I'm gonna have myself a hell of a week.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay. We didn't say hi to everybody?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hi Hi?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, I mean, like Danielle, Oh, it's Garrett's here, Scary's here,
Scotty's here.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And you're gone.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, Elvia says no voice, So we let him leave
and Nate. Nate lied and said he had a meeting.
I don't think he had a meeting.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Please, you think he just does that, especially when Elvis
is here. Just so, hey, I'm just gonna ask you something.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yes, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh I need to talk
to you about something. I'll you guys do the podcast.
That's what he says.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yep, I thought you were saying you were in a
coma because you were so tired from your week and
what you did last night, which was awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Thank you. Yes, I am tired from that. I think
I had you, but you were all there, so you
both had like two and a half hours to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, only Scary and I were there.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh yeah, that's right. Skinny Garrett was ringing the bell
at the Nasdak yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That awesome. I was right across the street, so that
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And Scotty, Scotty, I know you had something. What did
you have?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I did have something, but then I got camp send
the picture.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Or such a that thing going on with you. He's
a liar, that's what it is. He's a liar. And
it's cheater.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So why didn't you come? Then?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
We were supposed to have my daughter's birthday dinner last
night five thirty last night, she texted me and said, Dad,
I'm not feeling well. My stomach is hurting and I
might have a fever. Do you think you could cancel
dinner without getting charged for it?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
It was It was a reservation for twelve wow, and
they let me cancel it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I felt really bad.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Okay, she went to school today, so I'm hoping she's
feeling better.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Question. Yes, so we know your daughter's twenty seven, twenty
eight years old, and once you canceled the dinner, you
had plenty of time to come to the show and
support our girl.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Oh I didn't. Why because you guys were there at
like seven seven thirty it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Started Actually it started at seven fifteen because there was
a lot of traffic in the city.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yes, And if my daughter wasn't feeling well, I should
have been home with her, right.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I want you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I do agree you were in the right place, Scottie.
I forgive you.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I was going to ask you, Danielle because I saw
the text of like, hey where are you guys at?
I thought you were holding the show for everybody that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Was so we we were because Scary said seven o
five they were going to be there, and then Elvis
told me he had a lot of traffic, so we
kind of were waiting because we wanted to know. We
wanted to make sure that you guys were there, so
we were waiting. Plus a lot of people were complaining
about the traffic, so I figured there was just wait,
there was a lot, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
For Tuesday night everyone in the city.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I've noticed this the last week or so. It's not
even officially Christmas season, and the Christmas season is usually
between Thanksgiving and when the tree is up and everything.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
It's not even there.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
We're not even there yet, and all of a sudden,
I mean, wow, it's been gridlock and this is.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The worst area for that.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh that was that's the problem where we were. It
was crazy, but we had such a great time with
the best comedians. Everyone was wonderful. We raised so much
money for the cause for Hearts of Joy International, and
we had How cool was it to have DJ Joe
there who has down syndrome. He's amazing. And then Parth
who's one of our comedians with downtondo have got a
(04:01):
standing ovation.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
First, I think it was my favorite party.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
He's the cutest thing ever and the sweetest thing ever,
and everybody's just so wonderful. And then Kayla was there,
who missed teen Delaware's teen Delaware the first person with
autism to get that title. I mean, amazing. Yeah, it
was a great night.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Also, where did you find all the comedians?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So different places?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did you go find them or do they come find.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So a couple of them asked to be in the show,
and I had to like kind of look at their
stuff first. A couple of them we went after. You know,
Goomba's a good friend of mine, so I just called him.
So honestly, we found them different ways.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
So the first guy, what was his name again?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So that was Keith Alberstack.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So I had a conversation with him afterwards and I'm like, wow,
I'm like, how do you keep from cursing in your act?
And he goes, I work clean, He goes, this is
my act. I'm like, because it's hard to be funny.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
He was hilarious. Great, it's hard to be funny and
clean at the same time.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, I feel like a lot of comedians resort to
like just throwing some f bombs here and there, and
that adds a little salt to the and everyone thin
gets a bigger laugh.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
For a lot of people were not a question about
the definition of clean. Yeah, is it just no cursing?
So there was content.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So there was a list of things to stay away
from because of the community. So obviously a lot of
them are obvious, you know, you stay away from. But
we also added a couple of other things, like there
was not supposed to be any cursing.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
One bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
There was only one s bomb. Really, that was it.
Other than that, people were pretty I thought for the
most part, people were pretty pretty good. They kept to
what they needed to do. And when we went to
find the comedians for this, we went to find comedians
that were clean. And Goombaugh can do both. I've seen him.
He did a show for Mormons and it was totally clean.
He was told you can't do and he did it.
(05:40):
So he did slip in one or two dirty things here. Oh,
I was laughing, but it's okay, it's okay. I was
laughing until my face hurt. I was laughing so hard
because I mean, just everything about it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The guy who was a writer for the Daily Show.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Matt Yes, Matt cough Matt cough, Yeah, amazing, Yeah, he's funny.
Kathy Alessandro who is there, he's awesome, Eric Earth Google.
I mean they all were and they were all different.
So there was a lot of Italians in the room last.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I everywhere we go, there's a lot of Italians. I
attract a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
We did you have one or two jokes ready to go?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I told you I was not. Actually I told one
little thing, but it was like an aside. But but no,
I told you I was doing straight. Just look my
Paul Kosabile, who was the host. He was the host.
I was kind of just helping him out to me,
he was the host of the night. Then he said
can you help me out? And I was like sure,
but he.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Was, well, I go. We know you're gonna do it
again next year. Yes, so you have a year to
write your act.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I know we're gonna do. We have to. And also
we have to do Happy Jack again in like March
time we did that last year. That will be dirtier.
Comedians of a dirty com they still have certain things
they have to avoid, of course, because it is for
mental health awareness. But we we you know they're okay
to throw that dirtiness in there. For the hell?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Can we get one joke by March for me? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Why come on, Danielle, I don't need to make jokes.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I just need to say thank you for coming. Please
buy the merch.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Do you want to know what my goal is for
twenty twenty five? I have a stand up aack written. Yeah,
I want to perform it somewhere. All right, Well, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Book you in my show.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Wait a second. Where have you been getting this material from?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I had no idea I wrote it, but like, is
it a collection of things over time?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Wow, I didn't, And you actually have it ready to go?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah? You want to see all flashy?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, if you would like it, you can start a.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Marsh. I think this could be a good show until
March or.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
April we do the next show Scar.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Oh my god, look at that. There's a lot of
material there.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Don't you have like a one one man show written
for Elvis two or something?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, I have a lot of a lot of stage stuff.
They actually want to launch twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You've been sitting on.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
A lot of stuff you know you also, I know
your sou on the Side podcast is taken off and
it's awesome, but you had a podcast before that with
unreleased episodes, Like it's like like going into the Disney.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Vault with the burn it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I burned those. My partners in that podcast, norm them
just can't be trusted. And there was so much stuff
that he would say in the podcast that if I'm
uncomfortable with something, imagine how bad that would be. So
I just deleted.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
How many episodes of this unreleased podcast.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Do you have?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Zero? I burned them all. I deleted.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
How many did you went out?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Had?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
We had eight?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Eight episodes of unused content.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Wow, I'm not trying to get canceled yet. Your dad
can get you canceled, right, I would like to cancel myself.
I don't want to get canceled on behalf of somebody else. No, right,
it'll all come from me. When I go out, it'll
be a blaze of glory started by me. Scott, he's
completely tuned out.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Now, Yeah, listening, canceled the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
How long?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
What eight?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's all?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It felt like twenty five minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
All right, I say for March, we each try to
do one or two jokes at Danielle's next event.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Really, Garrett just proposed we all ruin your event.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Let me tell you, I will be auditioning you first.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yes, as you should, easy laugh.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Come on that No, no, no, that show And and
last year we did that show in a smaller venue
and that we we really did well. That show will
be in a bigger venue this coming last time around. Yeah,
so we've all would already talking.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Would you love to see Scary try to drop one
joke on stage to auditions?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh my god, please wait, people audition Scary take like
the comedy the theory of comedy or something.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And I did. Uh no.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
We we had these master classes and you know we
would watch them on I guess master class. All right,
So I took comedy and Steve Martin was teaching the course. What, yeah, comedy,
the rules of comedy.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
He was actually there with you mass the master class.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yea, And there's the rules of the rule of threes
and what is it comedy? It's it's one, it's example
one example, two punchline. And if you listen to comedians
and watch them with that in mind, you'll know, oh
my god, that's it. It's one to punch. That's how
every joke is set up, every great joke.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And this also mine has four Oh no, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Comedy advice.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
There's timing, there's a time thing. It's all about that.
So yeah, so I learned.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I learned a thing or two about it. Can I
exit it? No?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We should. We should have like an audition live on
the air. Everybody drops, that's.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Scary, we'll see. We'll put you in the show.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Come on, you know what I want our show to
do as a team so badly. I think I said
this to a couple of people. I want us all
to do improv classes.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh god, I took improv classes years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think there's so like I wish people were kind
of forced to taken in pre class because it teaches
you so much about just the art of conversation, how
to keep things going, how to not bring things to
a screeching halt, which we all do at one point
in one way or another, and just how to roll
with people. I think it would be really beneficial and fun. Yeah,
I don't think everyone's on board.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I would take another one yes and yes, yes, yes,
never in Daddy's way in Daddy's Home Too, there's and
one of the best scenes is it's a whole improv thing.
The dad takes an impront the dad took improv and
John right right, and he uses it in this act.
But it's more close to home than anything else, and
(11:17):
it's just you pee your pants. It's so funny. Daddy's
Home Too recommended.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
For all, she's not being paid to say that.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's my favorite holiday movie ever.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Ever, why does everyone keep looking at me?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Because you're back there. We want to make sure and
you haven't.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah, did you notice how we almost just had the
rare double fish bowl?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah, So there were people in the hallway looking at us,
and the window washers are on the floor below us.
We almost got like double window, and then the building
over there would have been Trimble the construction worker.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Yeah, you're on stage.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I can't wait for Monday, you guys, because the building
across the street with the brand new offices. Yea, all
three of those floors move in next week and we're
going to be having a lot of people working there
and they're going to be looking at us more than
they're going to be paying.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
That's the new headquarters for the stripper company.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
No, no, say just because one of my friends, my
boy Will, is going to be in one of those offices.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
But it's going to be amazing because people are going
to be.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Watching us non stop and it's a clear view right
into our studios.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Does Will have a name like.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Will work?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
It's just Will.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He's the only one I think that's just Will.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
He will?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I better change you better change the battery in that
remote control to make for that shade that's gonna be
going down a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I have that shade down all the time.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Does it Will feel bad that he is not like,
you know, bobsled Bill or something.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
No, No, you mean Jetsky Bryant.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, that guy Indian? Doesn't he feel bad that he
doesn't have a name?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Wacky Will?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
My friends have names?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
So what about Will? What does he do?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Will is just Will? Because he's the only Will.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I will that is Indians perfectly.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
There was a because there was a Matt that that
was there first.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
If there's an Indian Matt, there could be a white
guy Will. What does an Indian Matt do?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
The original person is always that person's name and and
that so it's Matt.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
We know a Matt we should call him Mumbai Matt.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
That we know.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Wait, what does what does Matt? What does Indian Matt
do for a living?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
He's a oh, he's an architect.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Architect Matt instead of Indian Matt.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Is Indian Matt. So they could I Will could be
like I Will, but he just will.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You know, I like the scary things. Everyone's gonna be
staring at us NonStop. I don't think they're gonna give
me no. Maybe on the first day they'll look at
it's here and that's it. And I think they're going
to draw the shades on us.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Do you know if will was getting in the office.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
I don't know yet. We're gonna find out anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So is white guy will going to be visiting us?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
What he can? He can come across the street anytime.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What about William? The white William? Why we have a
lot of options here he will?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
All right, Well you just ramble for another minute. Then
we got you want to squeeze.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Out of this rock?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Keep it?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
And and oh and another great movies, the Jumanji movies.
It's gonna keep going. My favorite movies that was a
hit yesterday.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You're so someone Oh my gosh, Jumanji. A lot of
people started.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Scre screaming because it's so Jumanji one Jamandi not the
original Jumanji ones with Kevin Hart.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
What can I pat peeve? Yes, when people call movies one,
it was never called one like Superman one, people say
it was thing like.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Not the original, but like the first Jumanji, the second Jumanji.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You're lucky that glass.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
There's like Rocky two, but there was never a Rocky one.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'm gonna come there and kick your ass so hard.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Right now, instead of calling people Karens, we should start
calling them Scott's Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
As the version.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It can't be the first annual blank show. It can't
because the first one is just that it might not
happen again, and then the second one is the first
is the next second.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Annual when we did when we did Blood matter. Now
the hollow scream is the annual one second annual, second annual?
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Right, but what happens if you skip one? Then it's
not annually, But what happens when you when it's the
first time you do it?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Though it's not annual, it's just the name of the event.
But it's the first one yeah, so you.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Could say the first one. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
The inaugural is all you can say.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So did all the annual everything's get canceled during COVID
because things weren't happening.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah, so now you started all over again?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Annual anymore, start all over again, only in your head.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Of things in your head, and I'm kind of scared
about you.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Can you donate your brain one day?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Absolutely? I tell my drivers, like, do they take your
brain to My driver's license.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Says, if you're an organ donor, I think they'll take
whatever they can.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Don't they want it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I don't think you donate your brain to another person,
but you could donate it to science.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
I want it to be I wanted to be dissected,
and oh.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
My god, I hope I can be around with them.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Imagine his brain goes into somebody else. O, god, my god.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Guys, we crossed the finish line. That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Oh yeah, we're at sixteen minutes. Yeah amazing. That's for you.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Bird aka Scottie B.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
It is not me, all right, he say goodbye good bye.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Shell, I'm in a coma.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's a good way to start podcasts. How much sugar
did we eat?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This? A lot?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I only had one? You really did? Yeah, let's see
that was delicious. I want more but one.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, it's funny that thing that Christina Toasty brought
with all the different like layers of marshmallow and chocolate
and bugles. We each had our favorite, like I ripped
all the bugles off and ate all the bugles, like
somebody else did all the marshmallow parts. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I thought it was a perfect bite, just one one
swoop whatever you would call it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Outside the studio right now, it looks like the end
of like a family meal after a holiday. Like it's
just the the table is just remnants, everything picked over.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
The problem is I mean, it's it's a sugar overload.
And what's not sugar is carbs, which turns to sugar.
So I'm gonna have myself a hell of a week.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay. We didn't say hi to everybody?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hi Hi?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, I mean, like Danielle, Oh, it's Garrett's here, Scary's here,
Scotty's here.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And you're gone.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, Elvia says no voice, So we let him leave
and Nate. Nate lied and said he had a meeting.
I don't think he had a meeting.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Please, you think he just does that, especially when Elvis
is here. Just so, hey, I'm just gonna ask you something.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yes, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh I need to talk
to you about something. I'll you guys do the podcast.
That's what he says.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yep, I thought you were saying you were in a
coma because you were so tired from your week and
what you did last night, which was awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Thank you. Yes, I am tired from that. I think
I had you, but you were all there, so you
both had like two and a half hours to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, only Scary and I were there.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh yeah, that's right. Skinny Garrett was ringing the bell
at the Nasdak yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That awesome. I was right across the street, so that
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And Scotty, Scotty, I know you had something. What did
you have?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I did have something, but then I got camp send
the picture.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Or such a that thing going on with you. He's
a liar, that's what it is. He's a liar. And
it's cheater.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So why didn't you come? Then?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
We were supposed to have my daughter's birthday dinner last
night five thirty last night, she texted me and said, Dad,
I'm not feeling well. My stomach is hurting and I
might have a fever. Do you think you could cancel
dinner without getting charged for it?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
It was It was a reservation for twelve wow, and
they let me cancel it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I felt really bad.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Okay, she went to school today, so I'm hoping she's
feeling better.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Question. Yes, so we know your daughter's twenty seven, twenty
eight years old, and once you canceled the dinner, you
had plenty of time to come to the show and
support our girl.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Oh I didn't. Why because you guys were there at
like seven seven thirty it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Started Actually it started at seven fifteen because there was
a lot of traffic in the city.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yes, And if my daughter wasn't feeling well, I should
have been home with her, right.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I want you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I do agree you were in the right place, Scottie.
I forgive you.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I was going to ask you, Danielle because I saw
the text of like, hey where are you guys at?
I thought you were holding the show for everybody that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Was so we we were because Scary said seven o
five they were going to be there, and then Elvis
told me he had a lot of traffic, so we
kind of were waiting because we wanted to know. We
wanted to make sure that you guys were there, so
we were waiting. Plus a lot of people were complaining
about the traffic, so I figured there was just wait,
there was a lot, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
For Tuesday night everyone in the city.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I've noticed this the last week or so. It's not
even officially Christmas season, and the Christmas season is usually
between Thanksgiving and when the tree is up and everything.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
It's not even there.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
We're not even there yet, and all of a sudden,
I mean, wow, it's been gridlock and this is.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The worst area for that.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh that was that's the problem where we were. It
was crazy, but we had such a great time with
the best comedians. Everyone was wonderful. We raised so much
money for the cause for Hearts of Joy International, and
we had How cool was it to have DJ Joe
there who has down syndrome. He's amazing. And then Parth
who's one of our comedians with downtondo have got a
(04:01):
standing ovation.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
First, I think it was my favorite party.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
He's the cutest thing ever and the sweetest thing ever,
and everybody's just so wonderful. And then Kayla was there,
who missed teen Delaware's teen Delaware the first person with
autism to get that title. I mean, amazing. Yeah, it
was a great night.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Also, where did you find all the comedians?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So different places?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did you go find them or do they come find.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So a couple of them asked to be in the show,
and I had to like kind of look at their
stuff first. A couple of them we went after. You know,
Goomba's a good friend of mine, so I just called him.
So honestly, we found them different ways.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
So the first guy, what was his name again?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So that was Keith Alberstack.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So I had a conversation with him afterwards and I'm like, wow,
I'm like, how do you keep from cursing in your act?
And he goes, I work clean, He goes, this is
my act. I'm like, because it's hard to be funny.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
He was hilarious. Great, it's hard to be funny and
clean at the same time.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, I feel like a lot of comedians resort to
like just throwing some f bombs here and there, and
that adds a little salt to the and everyone thin
gets a bigger laugh.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
For a lot of people were not a question about
the definition of clean. Yeah, is it just no cursing?
So there was content.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So there was a list of things to stay away
from because of the community. So obviously a lot of
them are obvious, you know, you stay away from. But
we also added a couple of other things, like there
was not supposed to be any cursing.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
One bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
There was only one s bomb. Really, that was it.
Other than that, people were pretty I thought for the
most part, people were pretty pretty good. They kept to
what they needed to do. And when we went to
find the comedians for this, we went to find comedians
that were clean. And Goombaugh can do both. I've seen him.
He did a show for Mormons and it was totally clean.
He was told you can't do and he did it.
(05:40):
So he did slip in one or two dirty things here. Oh,
I was laughing, but it's okay, it's okay. I was
laughing until my face hurt. I was laughing so hard
because I mean, just everything about it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The guy who was a writer for the Daily Show.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Matt Yes, Matt cough Matt cough, Yeah, amazing, Yeah, he's funny.
Kathy Alessandro who is there, he's awesome, Eric Earth Google.
I mean they all were and they were all different.
So there was a lot of Italians in the room last.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I everywhere we go, there's a lot of Italians. I
attract a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
We did you have one or two jokes ready to go?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I told you I was not. Actually I told one
little thing, but it was like an aside. But but no,
I told you I was doing straight. Just look my
Paul Kosabile, who was the host. He was the host.
I was kind of just helping him out to me,
he was the host of the night. Then he said
can you help me out? And I was like sure,
but he.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Was, well, I go. We know you're gonna do it
again next year. Yes, so you have a year to
write your act.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I know we're gonna do. We have to. And also
we have to do Happy Jack again in like March
time we did that last year. That will be dirtier.
Comedians of a dirty com they still have certain things
they have to avoid, of course, because it is for
mental health awareness. But we we you know they're okay
to throw that dirtiness in there. For the hell?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Can we get one joke by March for me? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Why come on, Danielle, I don't need to make jokes.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I just need to say thank you for coming. Please
buy the merch.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Do you want to know what my goal is for
twenty twenty five? I have a stand up aack written. Yeah,
I want to perform it somewhere. All right, Well, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Book you in my show.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Wait a second. Where have you been getting this material from?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I had no idea I wrote it, but like, is
it a collection of things over time?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Wow, I didn't, And you actually have it ready to go?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah? You want to see all flashy?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, if you would like it, you can start a.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Marsh. I think this could be a good show until
March or.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
April we do the next show Scar.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Oh my god, look at that. There's a lot of
material there.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Don't you have like a one one man show written
for Elvis two or something?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, I have a lot of a lot of stage stuff.
They actually want to launch twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You've been sitting on.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
A lot of stuff you know you also, I know
your sou on the Side podcast is taken off and
it's awesome, but you had a podcast before that with
unreleased episodes, Like it's like like going into the Disney.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Vault with the burn it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I burned those. My partners in that podcast, norm them
just can't be trusted. And there was so much stuff
that he would say in the podcast that if I'm
uncomfortable with something, imagine how bad that would be. So
I just deleted.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
How many episodes of this unreleased podcast.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Do you have?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Zero? I burned them all. I deleted.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
How many did you went out?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Had?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
We had eight?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Eight episodes of unused content.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Wow, I'm not trying to get canceled yet. Your dad
can get you canceled, right, I would like to cancel myself.
I don't want to get canceled on behalf of somebody else. No, right,
it'll all come from me. When I go out, it'll
be a blaze of glory started by me. Scott, he's
completely tuned out.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Now, Yeah, listening, canceled the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
How long?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
What eight?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's all?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It felt like twenty five minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
All right, I say for March, we each try to
do one or two jokes at Danielle's next event.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Really, Garrett just proposed we all ruin your event.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Let me tell you, I will be auditioning you first.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yes, as you should, easy laugh.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Come on that No, no, no, that show And and
last year we did that show in a smaller venue
and that we we really did well. That show will
be in a bigger venue this coming last time around. Yeah,
so we've all would already talking.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Would you love to see Scary try to drop one
joke on stage to auditions?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh my god, please wait, people audition Scary take like
the comedy the theory of comedy or something.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And I did. Uh no.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
We we had these master classes and you know we
would watch them on I guess master class. All right,
So I took comedy and Steve Martin was teaching the course. What, yeah, comedy,
the rules of comedy.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
He was actually there with you mass the master class.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yea, And there's the rules of the rule of threes
and what is it comedy? It's it's one, it's example
one example, two punchline. And if you listen to comedians
and watch them with that in mind, you'll know, oh
my god, that's it. It's one to punch. That's how
every joke is set up, every great joke.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And this also mine has four Oh no, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Comedy advice.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
There's timing, there's a time thing. It's all about that.
So yeah, so I learned.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I learned a thing or two about it. Can I
exit it? No?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We should. We should have like an audition live on
the air. Everybody drops, that's.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Scary, we'll see. We'll put you in the show.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Come on, you know what I want our show to
do as a team so badly. I think I said
this to a couple of people. I want us all
to do improv classes.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh god, I took improv classes years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think there's so like I wish people were kind
of forced to taken in pre class because it teaches
you so much about just the art of conversation, how
to keep things going, how to not bring things to
a screeching halt, which we all do at one point
in one way or another, and just how to roll
with people. I think it would be really beneficial and fun. Yeah,
I don't think everyone's on board.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I would take another one yes and yes, yes, yes,
never in Daddy's way in Daddy's Home Too, there's and
one of the best scenes is it's a whole improv thing.
The dad takes an impront the dad took improv and
John right right, and he uses it in this act.
But it's more close to home than anything else, and
(11:17):
it's just you pee your pants. It's so funny. Daddy's
Home Too recommended.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
For all, she's not being paid to say that.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's my favorite holiday movie ever.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Ever, why does everyone keep looking at me?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Because you're back there. We want to make sure and
you haven't.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah, did you notice how we almost just had the
rare double fish bowl?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah, So there were people in the hallway looking at us,
and the window washers are on the floor below us.
We almost got like double window, and then the building
over there would have been Trimble the construction worker.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Yeah, you're on stage.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I can't wait for Monday, you guys, because the building
across the street with the brand new offices. Yea, all
three of those floors move in next week and we're
going to be having a lot of people working there
and they're going to be looking at us more than
they're going to be paying.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
That's the new headquarters for the stripper company.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
No, no, say just because one of my friends, my
boy Will, is going to be in one of those offices.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
But it's going to be amazing because people are going
to be.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Watching us non stop and it's a clear view right
into our studios.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Does Will have a name like.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Will work?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
It's just Will.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He's the only one I think that's just Will.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
He will?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I better change you better change the battery in that
remote control to make for that shade that's gonna be
going down a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I have that shade down all the time.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Does it Will feel bad that he is not like,
you know, bobsled Bill or something.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
No, No, you mean Jetsky Bryant.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, that guy Indian? Doesn't he feel bad that he
doesn't have a name?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Wacky Will?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
My friends have names?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
So what about Will? What does he do?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Will is just Will? Because he's the only Will.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I will that is Indians perfectly.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
There was a because there was a Matt that that
was there first.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
If there's an Indian Matt, there could be a white
guy Will. What does an Indian Matt do?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
The original person is always that person's name and and
that so it's Matt.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
We know a Matt we should call him Mumbai Matt.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
That we know.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Wait, what does what does Matt? What does Indian Matt
do for a living?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
He's a oh, he's an architect.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Architect Matt instead of Indian Matt.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Is Indian Matt. So they could I Will could be
like I Will, but he just will.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You know, I like the scary things. Everyone's gonna be
staring at us NonStop. I don't think they're gonna give
me no. Maybe on the first day they'll look at
it's here and that's it. And I think they're going
to draw the shades on us.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Do you know if will was getting in the office.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
I don't know yet. We're gonna find out anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So is white guy will going to be visiting us?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
What he can? He can come across the street anytime.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What about William? The white William? Why we have a
lot of options here he will?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
All right, Well you just ramble for another minute. Then
we got you want to squeeze.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Out of this rock?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Keep it?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
And and oh and another great movies, the Jumanji movies.
It's gonna keep going. My favorite movies that was a
hit yesterday.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You're so someone Oh my gosh, Jumanji. A lot of
people started.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Scre screaming because it's so Jumanji one Jamandi not the
original Jumanji ones with Kevin Hart.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
What can I pat peeve? Yes, when people call movies one,
it was never called one like Superman one, people say
it was thing like.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Not the original, but like the first Jumanji, the second Jumanji.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You're lucky that glass.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
There's like Rocky two, but there was never a Rocky one.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'm gonna come there and kick your ass so hard.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Right now, instead of calling people Karens, we should start
calling them Scott's Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
As the version.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It can't be the first annual blank show. It can't
because the first one is just that it might not
happen again, and then the second one is the first
is the next second.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Annual when we did when we did Blood matter. Now
the hollow scream is the annual one second annual, second annual?
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Right, but what happens if you skip one? Then it's
not annually, But what happens when you when it's the
first time you do it?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Though it's not annual, it's just the name of the event.
But it's the first one yeah, so you.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Could say the first one. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
The inaugural is all you can say.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So did all the annual everything's get canceled during COVID
because things weren't happening.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah, so now you started all over again?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Annual anymore, start all over again, only in your head.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Of things in your head, and I'm kind of scared
about you.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Can you donate your brain one day?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Absolutely? I tell my drivers, like, do they take your
brain to My driver's license.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Says, if you're an organ donor, I think they'll take
whatever they can.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Don't they want it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I don't think you donate your brain to another person,
but you could donate it to science.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
I want it to be I wanted to be dissected,
and oh.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
My god, I hope I can be around with them.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Imagine his brain goes into somebody else. O, god, my god.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Guys, we crossed the finish line. That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Oh yeah, we're at sixteen minutes. Yeah amazing. That's for you.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Bird aka Scottie B.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
It is not me, all right, he say goodbye good bye.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
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