Scotty B Was Taken to the Back Room at the Barber Shop

This that would only happen to Scotty... We also chat passing out at the doctor.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Put your hands together, and we're going to start to
pay to party.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Elvis Ran after party.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So yeah, about toilets, not why toilets the first thing
that came to mind? Sorry, when is.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It not the first thing that comes to your mind?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know. That's always the first thing I do
every day, So that's what I think of first. You're
a perpetual seven year old seriously, okay, fascinating with your
dicking balls. But dick balls, your dicking balls? Said?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Are you still tingling and having chest pains? I am.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't like being frightened, but I can't help it.
Can I show everyone what he.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Was frightened about?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well? That also.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
He's getting leave the studio, scary carrot top.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
He was talking about something else.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh, I don't know if he was.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Why would he want to do that because he gets
freaked out.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Just what you're not talking about? The catheter?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay, pull pull it out? Anyways, this got him a
little queezy this morning, and you too.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
When Nurse Blake brought these in for us.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I just don't understand how that could fit in there.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
This is an old school one though, right, This is
not the.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Newer scary by the way, that's been in someone's dick. Yes,
it has, I asked him and he said yes.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Are you thank you? Danielle?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
And he foray purposes?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yes, you think people keep those in b there's some
guy at a wash basin rinsing these out.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes and yes, yes to everything.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, wait, oh my god, do you know what it
smells like?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I just sniffed it.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Come on, I'm not gonna sniff it.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But what if it had been you.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Would have just sniffed someone's ball stuff inside their dinger?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
But wait, is there a girl one too?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
And I think it's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I think you can use that idea. I mean, I'm
not overly familiar with the female urethrough, but I think
there's a hole there. Correct, there is. Yeah, I'm a
little obsessed.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
With that little ball that he blew up on that head.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
But this doesn't get blown up until after it's in you.
That's the side that it doesn't come back out. That's
where the that's where the doctor and nurse takes that.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Imagine nurse that doesn't know what they're doing. And I
don't understand.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Somebody tries to pull it out. It doesn't come out.
And you know how weird that must have looked. Back
in the day before there was a squeeze thing to
blow it up when you had to do it by
your mouth?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Sure, you're such an idiot. Why please, if you're listening
to this, just watch it because that's such a visual.
It is all the duals here, Yeah, Scott, the only
basive procedure you've ever had done. Oh, I passed out.
I was at his daughter's diaper. What's the ass doctor?

(03:12):
The proctology patologists? Yeah, I mean they were looking for something,
I guess, and he told me to bend over and
I put my hands up against whatever I was leaning
on and it was intense and I started sweating and
I just fell to the floor and I woke up
and the nurse was patting my head with a wet
towels like it was the worst pain ever. No, it
was too big. I don't know, some metal thing. I don't.

(03:39):
I guess what did you.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Do when your kids were born?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Were you actually in the room? I was in there.
I was sweating, but I was in there, sitting down.
You know what, I tell you what it is when
it has something. When it has to do with my
kids and my blood, my whatever, I can do it. Like,
you know, my kids have scraped themselves and they're bleeding
or whatever. Daddy fixes the boo boo, you know what,
my budet. But because I felt it.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
You know, Okay, yeah, cool, okay, I've.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Had some crazy stuff. Scary. Did you pass out when
the doctor put his hand up? You're asked, well, you
guys get fisted.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
He went to the wrong doctor stands actually Scotty's dentist.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Didn't that happen with the haircut? Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
He took me in the back room. Yeah, but he
didn't put anything in me. He just shaved me.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Can we tell that story different?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Stroke tell the story.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
You have to tell the story because people don't know
what you're talking. I told the story before. There was
one time where I went to the barber shop and
you know, he was shaving the back of my neck.
I'm like, can you go lower, like as low as
you can. He's like, you know, well, I can do
it all if you want. I'm like, okay, He's like, well,
just come in the back room. And I was like what,
So he just opened like the back door to the back.
It wasn't even like a dressing room ready. It was
just like the back room where the brooms and shit are.

(04:57):
And so I went back there. He's like, all right,
take off your shirt and I'm like, what here? And
he said yeah. So I took my shirt off, and
I like, I pulled my pants down just a little
to like my butt cracks, and he just shaved all
He shaved me with a shaver in the back there.
It was the weirdest thing. I'm just standing like half
naked in the back.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Of the barbershop in the closet.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
There was no other there was no hair on the floor.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Did you give him an extra tip?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I don't think so. I usually just give him five bucks.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
You gave them five bucks for that, Well for my hair.
To shave your whole body, you gave him probably thirty.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
He didn't charge me for it. Oh my god, did
you smile at the camera though he had.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Hidden there was some pleasure hat?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, I think. But then they take out then they
take out this creepy like nineteen fifties era massager. It's
like they put it on their hands. It's like it's weird.
It was springs and shit, I'm like, I don't. This
is the craziest thing I've seen them. Yeah, yeah, they
still have them. Old school barbers do use that thing.
Mike play still has the leather strap on the chair

(05:53):
that they do the razorblade.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, yeah, sharp like the barber of Seville back the day.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Right, Yeah, okay, Scottie, well next next, All right, So
you passed out getting a hand up your scary I've
never passed out. Actually, wait a second.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
And then when I had that vasovagel reaction. Job, but
I had that vaso vagel reaction after they drew my blood.
I walked out of the doctor's office, I was walking
in my car, and I got so queasy and lightheaded,
and I just saw saw like snow ecstatic in front
of me, like my whole world was. So I literally

(06:35):
had to sit down on the on the ground on
the pavement and just breathe until it passed.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
So I almost passed out. But that was the only
time I even came close. Good for you, Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Is Scott It's such.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
A disgusting human being. I'm so sorry. Turn me off.
Are we done? Can be done?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Will be done?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Done? Are we done?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, I think we're done. Thanks God. He killed at
the party. I killed the mood. Did I totally kill
the mood? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
The Elvis d ran after party