The Day Of Dad Jokes

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I just go up your show. Yeah, yeah, what does
that mean? Here we go. It's awesome morning. Morning to

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listen to show. All right, do what the guy said,
turn it up. Well to day. It is Wednesday, Thursday Eve.
As you know, Thursday our favorite day of the week. Tomorrow.
So I'm getting a little tingly feeling. My nipples are
nice and hard. I love it tingly. I meet you.

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I could cut glass of these babies. Hey, we'll welcome
to Wednesday. Hi, Froggy, good morning. Hello there, Danielle. What
are you sipping? What are you drinking? Oh? This is
just a I called you. Yeah, I don't know. You're scary. Goody.
And there's Gandhi morning. I see straight Ate, and I
see Scottie b and I see producer Sam Diamond is

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here doing her thing. Garrett is here. We're just rolling
around doing her thing. I don't know. I woke up
this morning feeling like, rather than a shower, I wanted
to I wanted to take a bath. Oh yes, so
I'll put some I put some some sudgy powder in
there to get some bubbles going. Yeah, and I really
just took a nice long bath, and I'm thinking that girl,

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I feel like a woman. It feels good. I love this.
It feels good. It feels so good a drink. So
many people are responding to that song like, dear God,
where did that come from? It's awesome? Come on girl whatever,

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I love that song anyway. Welcome to Wednesday. Uh, I
don't know how was your How was your day yesterday? Froggy,
have a good day. It was a good day. It
was very good, very good day. What about you, Daniel?
Good day? Yeah, it was good until the evening. Oh god, okay,
in tree we'll find out what that means in a
few minutes. We call that a tease. What about you,
Gandhi Je have a good day. I had a great

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day and then I had a fun dinner with Andrew
at night. We had had a good time. All right,
looks like everyone's doing okay, scary you did okay, relaxing day. Yeah,
me too. It was good when Casino gave him all
our money, came home, broke did the rabbit ears with
the pockets you know? Left, But I did find one
of the you know, the slot machines. They spit out
those those coupons so you can redeem them for your cash.

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I have one I forgot to cash in how much
one dollar? So, I mean, is it boogie to say? Man?
I don't really feel like going all the way to
the casino to cash in a dollar. It's a dollar, though,
So imagine taking a dollar bill out of your pocket
and just throw it in the trash? Would you do that? Okay,

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you might have to go back to that casino. I
know that your daughter things going to drive me nuts
all freaking day. Anyway, We're welcome to the day. It
is Wednesday, Like I said to day before Thursday, your
favorite day. Megan a line three on her way to work.
How's work been lately? Are you doing okay with your career? Megan?
Work has been a little bit stressful lately. Why is that? So?

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I am the principal at a school where we just
started a new program in September, and we run a
program for pregnant and parenting teams where they can bring
their babies to school and finish their education. So we've
been flooded with kids lately. We started in September with
five kids and we're about to be at twenty eight. Wow.

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First of all, we're a great idea, I mean, but
I'm sure it has its challenges because I remember, yeah,
one day they told me I couldn't come to school
because I was showing and that was you know what
I'm saying, you're going to cause the stirt. But now
you know, look, you know putting mom's education up there. Yeah,
it's a very good thing. I love that. Yeah, I

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can be a little stressful, but you know what, you're
gonna make it work, and you're gonna be the prototype
for those schools just like it. I'm sure, I hope.
So I love it. Well, Megan, good for you. You
know what, sometimes the challenge is, it's worth every second
of it. And I'm so happy that you listen to
us every day. To the first caller of the day.
We're gonna send you something you. I try to call
every morning. I was so excited at the time and

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answer this morning. Yeah, oh I'm glad you got through. Hey,
everyone say say hello to Megan. Great day, Thank you,
Thank you so much, you too. Hold on one second,
We're gonna send you some I guess a T shirt
from our vintage collection. Well, it's it's new old stock.
I learned that term. Yes, what does that? What does that?

(04:51):
It's old stock? But it hasn't been touched, so it's
new old stock. Hey how about that? All right? I
mean is money? Is it so old? It's like the
name of the Morning Show? Yeah, I mean it says
Elliott on the T shirt. But I mean, hey, it's vintage.
That's cool. I wear one of those. I love that.
All right, let's get rolling into the three things we

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need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on right now?
Another round of dangerous weather is moving in today. A
new storm is expected to sweep across eleven Central States,
dumping heavy snow and rain. The most affected area will
be areas will be Texas, Iowa, and Tennessee all the
way to the Louisiana coast. Forecasters say brace for hail,
high winds, flooding, even possible tornadoes. I know the storm

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will not only affect travel on the roads, but of
course flights could get canceled as well. If you are
traveling today, just pay attention to that. They are also
expecting widespread power outages. Well, what you just said. They
say that in Texas when bad weathers on the way,
you said, hail. Oh here we go. This weather is
gonna be hail. Yeah, very good point. I can say

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that because I'm a Texas you can't. For the first
time ever, a gun maker is being held accountable for
a mass shooting. Nine families of the Sandy Hook School
massacre in Connecticut have settled with Remington Arms or seventy
three million dollars. This is happening eight years after they
sued claiming that Remington recklessly marketed a military grade gun

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to civilians. If you remember, twenty first graders and six
staff members were killed in twenty twelve by a man
using an assault rifle, I remember that day. And finally,
on a much lighter note, we know that it's hard
to work and stay healthy, and not everybody is succeeding,
But it turns out where you live could play a
role in that. So one of those new reports are

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out with the top one hundred healthiest counties in America.
Any guess which states have the most two? Yeah, I
don't know. I know the counties that are least healthier.
Whatever county scary and I are standing at the moment. Yeah,
you know, the New York New Jersey area did not
fare too well, but Utah is crushing it. Apparently there

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are seven counties in the top and Hawaii also doing
very well. Four of the five counties in the country's
healthiest as well. So if you want to get healthy,
just moved to Utah and Hawaii and those are your
three things. I've ever been some place in traveling and
you just felt healthier just by being there. And Hawaii
and Utah definitely, there are some cities in some states

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that are you just feel healthier there because I guess
there's more green space, more people outside, you know, doing activities,
you know outdoors, like Austin, Texas as a healthy feeling town, absolutely,
and then you know in New York is like there's
a pizza place in every corner and rank, Yeah, there's
a weird smog and I stepped in something neon green,

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talthy feeling. Yeah, anyway, you guys ready for your Wednesday? Yeah,
you know that little pack of powder that always comes
into flowers because I snorted and I don't feel anything.
Elvis Duran in the Morning show Scary Jo's the good
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(08:01):
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go to state farm dot com to get a quote. Today,
you know more and more people quitting their jobs and
moving to another job or opening a business whatever. You know,
a lot of big companies they they have like a
meeting with you before you leave, your exit meeting or whatever,

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just to take some notes and see, you know, make
sure that okay. I wonder if anyone has ever regretted
what they told them as they were walking out the door.
I mean, you could either get it all off your
chest and say, look, you guys are a bunch of
idiots and this is why I'm leaving, or you know, no,
I had a great time, don't want to burn bridge
is loving you by thanks for everything. I'd like to

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get into that later. I bet some people have pulled
some doozies on the way out the door and then
maybe like halfway down the hallway thinking I didn't have
to say that. We wait, what's that? I read a
story about woman who was working in HR and when
she left, she didn't do an exit interview or you know,
mess with anybody, but she printed off a list of

(09:07):
everyone's salaries and left it on the printer oh and
walked out the door and boom went the Dinaay, wow,
I mean you can be you can even admit. Oh
you know what, Yes, I was disgruntled. I was I
had to get out of there. These people sucked. I
had to let them know. Yes, Gary, what are you
going to tell them when when we well, no, I'm
not going to tell them anything. To keep my mouth

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shut because my mom my mama once told me that
be careful, do not burn any bridges because the people
you meet on the way up the same people you
meet on the way down, so that that means future
employment purposes. I never went very good. That's what I
always say about artists that come on the show, Like
when they're nasty to people and they're at their highest,

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you know, we have them on, but you know how
we are. If they've always been nice to us, even
when they're at their lowest, will still support them of
whatever they're doing. But if you were nasty to us,
blah blah, bitch right, pretty much so so, but also
keep in mind if if you're like, oh god, I'm
going into quit today and I'm a little anxious about it,

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but I'm excited and that these people were awful, they
could be happier to see you leave than you are
to say goodbye, So keep that in mind. Yeah, so anyway,
we'll get into this in a little bit. I think
it's very interesting because there's so many people shuffling from
one job to another. You know what's going on. You know,
people are peeing in coffee pots and doing all sorts
of stupid things. We did an employee here once you
said he was gonna go poop on the boss's desk, right, yep,

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I don't think it happened though. It's one thing, well no, no,
he still works for that same ball. That's why it
hasn't happened yet. He didn't have enough for the desk
because he pooped on our floor. Is that Let's get
into the horoscopes with the producer Sam Hi. Producer, Sam,
your hair is very frolicky today. Yeah, she needs like

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a cup of coffee or something. She's really doing her
own thing this morning. Yeah. I can't see your eyes.
I know, right, I look like a sheep dog. I know,
but I just I like I love your hair. Anyway,
hops with how about Danielle? All right, how about Danielle
help me read this day. Let's see, it is the
weekend's birthday today, also Elizabeth Olsen's birthday today. Happy birthday, Capricorn.

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It's time to break for you of suffocating situations. You
need some air. Your day is a seven Aquarius, better
sleep on it. Don't share your thoughts until you've had
a good night's rest. Your days of six, hey Bi,
sees you're heading backwards in a situation that you've moved
forward on. Turn around your days of seven aries. You
feel content with a recent decision you made because it
was the right choice. Your days of nine Taurus, save

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some time to reach out and speak to somebody that
you haven't been able to get in touch with. You're
going to be very happy you did your days in
eight Gemini. Someone close to you really needs a helping
hand and fell awkward to ask, so be generous with
your time. Your days of nine Cancer, your heart is
overflowing with love and your mind is filled with happy thoughts.
Feel free to share your day's attend Hey Leo. Sometimes
we're all reading the same book, but not the same

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chapter or page. Your days in eight Burgo, and of
a recent situation. It's not your place to tell someone
what they did wrong. Oh, your day's a fively Libra.
Don't squander a generous gift, but definitely enjoy some of
it before you saved the rest for a rainy day.
I think we're talking about money. Your days of six, Scorpio,
you've heard the whole story, and now you need to

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make your own conclusions. Your day isn't eight. And finally, Sagittarius,
everyone is thrilled for your accomplishment and want to celebrate
the good news. Your days of nine and those your
Wednesday morning horoscopes excellent. Thank you. Looking at the texts,
oh my god, I burned the whole office, not just
the bridge, and I don't regret it. People leaving other jobs.
Another text, may the bridges I burn light the way.

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On a more positive note, this is my last two
days at my job. I couldn't be happy or excited
to start a new chapter in my life. And I
want to thank you and everyone in the morning show
for showing me you have to do what makes you happy.
I mean, you love what you do. It never feels
like a job. There you go nice. At least one
positive person could check it into that. We'll take it. Danielle,
what do you have come up? Oh? I think I
figured out what's going on. With Kanye and why he's

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doing it. Okay, we'll get into that is Elvis Durrani. Goodbye,
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com slash elvis. This is Elvistran in the Morning show.
Got you read the weirdest stuff? Sometimes I just don't
believe some of this stuff is really happening? Am I
that naive? Seriously? Like this this little girl who's been

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missing for two years. They found her living in a
secret room under a staircase in upstate New York. And yeah,
she was reported missing from her home in twenty nineteen
when she was four, and they suspected the girl's non
custodial parents but didn't bring charges. They she's been living
under the staircase for two years. Great, So why do

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you want to take a kid? Is this cram them
under a staircase? Where's the joy in there? I would
think that if you're kidnapping a kid, you want the
kid and you want to you know, keep them right,
not stuff them under. But the problem is if the
kid gets seen, then you're going to get in trouble.
So what's the point having a kid? It's like it's
like having a fish and an aquarium to stay in
your aquarium and then did you read the other one

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I sent you this morning? Yeah? That was sick. I mean,
can I say it? Well? May? I guess you can
give me a shot at it. But I mean, so
to speak, Well, I didn't read the whole story, but
I do know that a teacher correct yep, she was
making muffins for her kids, cupcakes and cupcakes and putting
her husband's uh stuff in them and then feeding them

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to the students. Why okay, so okay, well why why?
What possesses you? Like, what goes through your mind to fake? Yeah,
this is a good idea, exactly what that's my question.
I didn't read the whole story. I didn't get past
the headline. Guess we really need to know the why
on this one. Yeah, I'll have to look it up.
And how did they discover it? You know what I'm saying.

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I mean, you don't take your your kids come home
from from school, but the leftover a cupcake, You don't
take it to the lab and check for DNA. And
I was just like, okay, it's a cupcake. Yeah. When
things like this happened, I always say to myself, what
were the plans that they didn't do? They were like, no,
that's not a good idea. That's too bad. Here's a

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great idea. Yeah, here's a great idea. Anyway. So my
point is this, there are people doing weird, weird ass
stuff in this world, and I think I am so
naive I've refused to believe it's really happening. Yeah, this
is There's no way that people would be so low
and so so crass and so dangerous and reckless and
all those other words. Anyway, I'm not surprised anymore. I'm

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not either. Nope, I don't want to It's a matter
of fact. I don't want to be I don't want
any more surprises. This is enough, isn't it. It really is.
Speaking of Danielle, let's see what wacky stuff you're working
on today. All right, So let's start with all done,
time with the close out the cupcake story. Okay, So okay,
So we all know what's been going on with Kanye,

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and we do know that there's some issues that he's
taking care of, you know, over the years, But lately
he's been taken to social even more and he's been
capitalizing all of his words and his letters and everything.
So yesterday he took to social and he said, after
deleting everything he's been posting lately. He said, I've learned
that using all caps makes people feel like I'm screaming

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at them. Says, I'm working on my communication. I can
definitely benefit from a team of professional organizers, mobilizers and
community leaders. He thanks everyone that supported him. He says
he knows that sharing screenshots with all these different opinions
and jarring images may have come off as I was
harassing him, and he says, I'm taking accountability now. Later

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on in the day, he went and he posted something
else with caps, and he says the caps are back,
but then he deleted that as well. Here's my thought,
maybe not one hundred percent why, but do you know
tonight is the season premiere of Genius, a Kanye trilogy
over on Netflix. And you know how I feel when
a celebrity has a new show out or a movie

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that they go oh above and beyond to make sure
we notice them right, Like we've noticed like something in
the news with like Tom Hanks saved a woman from
a burning car and the next day he had a
world premiere of his brand new film exactly. So I'm
just I don't know, I'm just sorry out there. We
know that many of the families of the Rams went
to Disneyland on Monday and it was not easy for

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them because the adults party all night long. There are
pictures of the families looking so hungover it's hysterical. Like
some of the the Whys, like Matthew Stafford's wife Kelly,
she said, it's ridiculous. The kids are looking like we're
having a blast and the parents are on the struggle bus. Yes,
they were always and I love it. Jimmy Allen announced

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that he will now be a mentor on American Idol.
He's going to share the gig with Bbe Rexa, So
this is pretty cool. Season twenty yeah, Season twenty is
happening very soon. The Tender Swindler I told you yesterday
that he now has a manager. He's trying to get
to show business. He's trying to launch a podcast on

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a book deal. And guys, I really really am convinced
that Netflix is pulling the wool over on our eyes,
that they are just trying to create a celebrity from
this guy who has been an actor from the beginning.
I don't know why I feel this way. I just
feel like everybody is an audit. The guy would be
in prison. Why I see. I used to think that

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Lion King was a made up character because it was
so he was so outlanders and so just far out there.
I mean, I mean, so you're your Tender Swindler. He's
like the modern day Joe exotic. Yeah, I just don't
understand why he's not in prison. I don't know. Anyway.
There's a source that is saying that hocus Pocus Too
is amazing. I can't I know. It comes down on

(19:59):
Disney Plus on Halloween and they're saying that Bette Midler's
character when a friend, she is just beyond her energy
is incredible and she's even better than the last time.
They said. If you're a fan, you're going to be excited.
Alec Baldwin and others from the Rust movie are being
sued for the wrongful death from the family of Helena Hutchins,
her estate, her husband, they're all suing for her tragic

(20:20):
death back in October. So that story is unfolding and
I'm so happy for someone Biles. She is engaged to Houston,
Texas safety Jonathan Owens. He proposed on Valentine's Day, gorgeous
ring and they've been dating for almost two years, so congratulations.
So what are we watching? Let's see, there's a lot
of good stuff on Olympics of course, Real Housewives of

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Orange County on tonight, Doctor pimple Popper. So there's a
movie called Brazen on Netflix with Alyssa Milano in it,
and apparently it's been streamed like ninety four million hours
or something. It's supposed to be really good. Yeah, yeah, Brazen,
that's what's called. If anybody has seen it, could you
let us know? Thank you. It's about a mystery writer
and someone in her family is murdered and then she

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has to use her mystery knowledge to kind of solve
the murder. So there you go. Look, I tried to
watch Inventing Anna. Guys, I can't get past the accent.
I just can't do it. I'm with you, Danielle, I
can't watch it. And I love Julia Garner, I just
can't do it. You know who can do a great
accent her accent? Andrew? Really? Yeah? Ok, Andrew came here?
Where is he getting coffee? Right here? Rachel is on.

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You also have Disney plus Marvel The Making of Eternals
and guys a new episode of Pam and Tommy. If
you're wait, that's another one. I'm not watching anymore. Hey, Andrew,
I mean Anna, Oh Hi, how are Yeah? Good morning? Anna?
So why is it sometimes you have a Russian accent
and sometimes you have a German accent and sometimes you

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don't have an accent? Well, the thing is that, like
sometimes people are just paw. So if they not listening, right,
they just paw, Like, just go to the I pad,
do your thing, like you have an accent you want
because it mean she they say that she lived in Germany,
she lived in Russia, so she everyone supposed us kind

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of you vacillates between all these different accents. So there's
an article out about it that says why she did
the accent like that, but there's even British in there.
I just can't do it. I can't do it. Well
A good day, Okay, Yeah, yeah, Froggy A question for Anna. Actually, no,
I have an idea for our Wheel of games. What
if maybe we have what and what accent is Andrew being?

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Now he's got the whole plethora of them. Now I'm
gonna shut that down right now. You're not gonna no no, no, no,
people become very offended. You know exactly what I'm talking about. That. Hey,
thank you, Anna have a beautiful day. Thank you. I'm
gonna go gone a private jet. I scam by Pope pah.

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When is someone just send a text and saying Brazen
was really good? Then someone else said Brazen was really bad?
So I don't know. When is the Tiger Key movie
coming out? I'm kind of excited about that. Let's say
look it up. We'll find out next. Hold on, Alister,
you're not I'm not Dran in the Morning Show. Hey,
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Durran in the Morning Show. Of course, I call it
the Tiger King movie. When's it coming out? I think
it's Joe Versus Carol something like that. The name of

(23:34):
the movie Joel versus Carol Peacock. March third, Yeah, March third, Peacock.
I'm there. I'm so excited. Hey, so I was telling you,
if we're an earlier Nate that because of your suggestion,
I started, well, we Alex and I started watching Reacher.
Yeah great, what do you think? Well, you know, the
first episode we were like, okay, well and then second episode, boom,

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We're hooked. He is a badass man, total badass, he
really is. It's it's worth a watch other than Ate,
anyone else watch Reacher? No, no, yeah, that's on the
list though. It's really good. It is really good. Yeah.
You know, his timing as a character is it takes
a little while to get used to it, but once
you're used to him, he's awesome. Yeah, there's still quite

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a bit of mystery surrounding him. And think three or
four episodes in and I still haven't figured out exactly
where everything is going. But you can see this thing
playing out for several different seasons, you know what I mean?
So good. Now, not to take a poo poo and
anyone's Coco pops. But Danielle, you put it out there.

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You said, hey, brazen with Alyssa Milana, Right, yeah, Uh,
let me know what you think. Oh really, I'm telling you,
let's see brazen. Uh, don't waste your time. It was unwatchable,
brazen sucked. Okay, no, unwatched I mean it goes on
a few people liked it. So you know, when I
saw ninety four million hours spent, I thought, oh, must

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be good. You know what a lot of will said.
It was okay, we watched to the end. Very predictable.
I don't know, so that's well, no, no no, no, you know,
we don't know who these people are. There's just people
out there going okay, but thank you for your your reviews.
Um let's see. Oh gosh, you know what I love
about this week? What the return of the musin X

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Wheel of Game. Yes, yes, we're gonna do that in
a few minutes. Next time you hear I said, about
ten minutes, we're gonna spend the wheel of games. Do
we haven't? Where's the wheel? Where's the wheel? There it is.

(25:42):
Look at all those games. I wish I knew what
they were. No one sent me their games. That not
on your printer. Printer, printer, Oh look there's the wheel
on my printer. Weird must fast, Max Colder threw all
in one wheel of games. Today's games we're gonna play
in a few minutes. Look at this sland it on

(26:04):
my favorite game. I hope this is the one we play.
It's called Old Man Nate. Oh, because you know Nate
is famous for his old man like like dad jokes
and he has his old timy words. Yeah. I mean,
it's just the fact that I said old timey sounds
like something he would say. Yeah, dag napp, I sent

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Nate a dad joke last night. Oh there was a
great one. What dad joke did he send you last night?
I want to hear it. Oh, Froggy, I think should
do it. His delivery's gonna be way better than mine. Okay,
so I asked the question is let me find the
joke here? It is? What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Oh? What? What?

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But non? Right? So anyway, if if if the wheel
lands on Old Man Nate when you play the musen
x Whield of Games, he he could say, uh, words
like calcam Amy and kerfuffle, and you have to tell

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us what they mean, and we have to tell everyone
what the definition is. Another another game on there. Uh,
it's called DJ Dog. We're a member of our show,
will bark like a dog? Tell us who? It was
my favorite game? But if it lands there could be
easy for you to win. Another game we could play
called pencil Holder, where if you land on that game,

(27:27):
you have to guess how many pencils Daniel can hold
with just her breasts. Well, really that was not by
the way, that was not my idea, and I'm totally
not into that game. Another game we could play that's
on the wheel Water Disorder. Well you guess how many

(27:48):
eight ounced classes of water ski he can drink in
twenty seconds. Oh god, I don't like any of these games.
Another game Sick Sick Boom, where we give you the
name of an illness, you tell us which on her
show has had it before. Okay, all right, there you go.
So this is the Wheel of games. Sounds like a
lot of fun coming up in a few minutes. And

(28:14):
I don't know, I don't like any of them. Lay
sound like they all sound like we're all gonna get
thrown in there scal another word from from Nate. All right,
so we'll do that next. Should we just get someone
on ready to play? Let's do all right, call Diamond
and now if you want to spend the musa next fast, Max, cold,
and flu all in one Wheel of Games. Her number

(28:35):
is one eight hundred two two zero, one hundred. What's up, guys,
It's Justin Bieber. What's up? This is Pete and Patrick. Hey,
this is Stemi LaVar with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
In the Morning Show. Yeah, I think we have to
get into some more dad jokes. What was the new
one that came over the text? Froggy? What kind of

(28:56):
doctor is doctor Pepper? What kind of doctor is doctor Pepper?
He's a physician. Danielle talking about that show Brazen. I
love this text or Brazen is good, but you have
to go into it knowing that it's not an award winner.
It's a little cheesy. They think you might like it.
Good morning to Louise listening to us in Laredo. Also Dennis,

(29:19):
longtime listener from Long Island, listening to Z one hundred
New York. The musen X Wheel of Games is on
the way. All excited about that question. What platform is
Reacher on? UM? I think it's Prime. It's Prime, but
you know you could always google that, no offense, It's
always right there on the Google. I think I didn't
even reach daniel I think he's going to say reach around.

(29:44):
I keep thinking is his last name? Around. That would
be great. So you can tell we're all a little
high today. But that's okay, let's get into it. It's
time for the musen X Wheel of Game. Brian, I've
got my pen souls ready just in case. Okay, I'm worrying,
don't we don't do that. Hey, Brian from Philly, how

(30:06):
you doing awesome? How are you guys? What we're doing? Okay,
Philly h Philly's very own. Brian is a teacher, but
he's been playing hooky for a couple of days. So
you're going back today. So today is your Monday. Oh yeah,
I'm here right now. Okay. Did it feel good to
take a few days off? You know what? Did I
had to do me? You know, we do a lot

(30:26):
to do. I know you do. You gotta do you
because if you don't, if you don't do you, no
one else is gonna do you. You know, Frob you
wouldn't leave the house if he could do him some
all the time, I knew we were gonna have to
pause for a moment for someone to tell a joke
about Foggy. Anyway, moving on to the musen X Fast Max,
Cold and Flew All the one Wheel of games. I
don't know if you heard the games earlier. Did you
hear them? Brian a little bit? Yeah, there's not a

(30:49):
lot on it here, I bet. Anyway, we're gonna spend
the wheel, and thanks to musin X, you can win
a lot of money. As you know, musen X Fast Max,
Cold and flew all the one that unbeatable multi symptom
leaf from your worst cold and flu symptoms like fever
and coughing, sore throat, chest, and nasal congestion. Unless you
love those things, I would say, roll over to the
music next aisle and can pick up Fast Max ald

(31:10):
in one bottle for the Cold and Flu Aisle. In
the Cold and Flu Aisle, they have an entire aisle
devoted to flu and cold. Anyway, use us directed. All right,
thanks to music next. Let's give some money to Brian,
who's back at work. Do they spend that wheel. Let's
see what game we're gonna land on, Old Man Nate.
We could play. Danielle wants to play pencil Holder. I'm

(31:33):
not into that one water disorder a dangerous game. I
hope it don't land on next right, Oh it look,
oh look at this. It looks like you're landing on
sick sick boom. Okay, here's how this works, Brian, I
hope you listen to the show a lot. Do you listen?
I do. We're going so I'm gonna give you the
name of an illness or medical condition whatever, and if

(31:55):
you know who on our show has had it or
currently has it in you thedn't you got a yo boom,
you tell us who had who it was, and then
yo boom. So for instance, if if I name a
disease that Elvis had me, you would say Elvis boom perfect,

(32:19):
all right, So here we go number one. It could
be multiple people as well, like the first one COVID
nineteen Gandhi boom. Oh do someone else had it too? Though? Yeah?
Did you you had it? Right? Yes, that's a bonus

(32:40):
bonus me boom, Okay, here we go Elvis boom Gandhi
boom all right, acrog I can't say it acromegaly. That
would be froggy boom. Yeah yeah, yea broke Nate boom.

(33:03):
There you go, Nate boom. Uh. Celiac disease Danielle boom,
come on, Danielle would be our friend, our friend, Garrett
Celiac disease. Okay, well you're you're getting warm as I say,

(33:26):
thyroid cancer, Danielle. Yes, there, I can't believe we're sitting
you're laughing at these most awful things. Yeah, all right,
make sure you scream boom though. Now it's nice and proud.
A brain aneurysm froggy boom, Yeah, a heart valve replacement,

(33:56):
nate boom. There you it's really kind of a game.
You should hear the ones I'm leaving off the list. Okay,
we're almost there. Uh diabetes diabetes, um scary boom, No,

(34:19):
that's Garrett. Garrett has both silly disease and he's a
diabetic and finally a second stroke net boom. Yeah, there
you go, there you go. I don't I don't like
that game at all. Yeah, yeah, that game is not good,

(34:41):
not happy. It's this game. I mean it's sad. It's
sad anyway. Well, but everybody's still here, so that's at Yeah.
Thank you, mister mister positivity. That's why we love you. Brian.
Thanks to music XT, you just scored five hundred dollars. Congratulations,
thank you a lot of money, five hundred dollars for

(35:02):
guessing people's diseases. There is that? All right, Well, listen,
have a great day of school. Hold on one second, Yeah, Diamond,
send him five hundred dollars. You know, I gotta look
at this wheel before we spend it next time, you
know what I'm saying. Oh my gosh, let's get into

(35:23):
the three things we need to do, Gandhi, and then
let's just get all that happened. Tomorrow's wheel will be
a lot more fun. Okay. Yeah, there's more dad jokes
rolling in on the text too. Yeah, we're gonna get
to the dad jokes to help make up for the
wheel of diseases. Oh gosh. Yeah. Someone said, we're violating
all sorts of hippo rules talking about each other's diseases

(35:44):
on this on the shelf to be a member of
the medical community, to violate hippo, Yeah, we're just viol
violating workplace rules. Yeah, we have work place rules. We
just violated all we just play a doctor on TV area. Yeah,
let's get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi.
What's going on? Russia is allegedly trying to avoid going
to war with Ukraine, with President Vladimir Putin insisting that
he's ready for talks with the US. He confirmed that

(36:06):
he's pulled out troops from the border. President Biden is
welcoming the news, saying that they pursue any diplomatic solution,
but also warned that an invasion is still a real possibility.
A Russian official says they now plan to send a
ten page response to security proposals the US and NATO
submitted last month. As for Ukraine, officials there are saying
they will believe the stories when they see the proof.

(36:28):
Another blast of winter headed toward a big chunk of
the country. The news storm is spreading through the West
right now and expected to hit several central states by
tonight before stretching to the East coast at some point.
This could affect everybody as far as flight delays or cancelations.
Forecasters are also warning drivers to be extra careful due
to heavy snow, rain and ice, and of course, people

(36:49):
are racing for flooding and tornadoes in some areas as well.
And finally, if anybody has about four hundred and fifty
thousand bucks to spare, that's how much a ticket to
space will cost you with Virgin Galactic. There's good news though,
if you don't have it all right now the down
payment only one hundred and fifty k. Sales open today
on their website. That flight lasts about ninety minutes, it

(37:10):
reaches a maximum speed of twenty six hundred miles per hour,
and it only includes four passengers. Here's the good part.
It takes off out of New Mexico. Oh yeah, so close.
Four hundred and fifty thousand dollars to get to space.
That's a lot of money for nine just ninety minutes
up there. You have to go through training, you'll get
fitted for an under arm or space suit if you go,
and then purchasing tickets comes with some other perks. You

(37:31):
become a member of Virgin Galactics Community of Future Astronauts,
which offers you all kinds of stuff, but one of
them is an astronaut edition of a range Rover from
land Rover as well. Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff
going on. If you have four hundred and fifty thousand bucks,
that's a lot of money. I would I would say
I would just wait until it's cheaper when Frontier and
Spirit fly to outer space. Could you imagine I'm gonna

(37:54):
hold off until that. That's going to take a little
less less of my cashier. You know what up? What
up is jay Z? What's up this machine? Gon? Kelly? Hi,
this is sharing with Elvis Durand in the Morning show
Elvis Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand Phone Tap. Daniel gives
great phone tap. Thanks? What do you have today? All right?
So Liz and Malik have been married for a while.

(38:17):
She's about to turn forty and she wanted this really
exclusive Gucci handbag. So Malik has been putting the handbag
on layaway. He found a boutique that would do that
for him. Cool. So she knows about it, but she's like,
why do you just call mess with him a little
bit because, uh yeah, we'll see what happens in Daniel's phone. Hello, yes, him,

(38:40):
I'm looking from a league. Hey, Malik, this is Savannah.
I'm calling from Roto. How are you hey. I'm calling
about your beautiful bag, the one that you put away
for your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got yeah
about that. Um, somebody came in this morning and they

(39:01):
paid it in full, and so they took the bag
home with them. Okay, well right, y'all, y'all got another bag? Right?
That was an exclusive and we don't have another one
like it. So I'm calling to tell you we can
get you something different. Y'all know I wanted that bag.
I don't understand what you're saying. You gave my bag away.
I've been paying for that. I thought that was my bad. Yeah,
well it's not really your bag until you pay for it,

(39:22):
like you know, in full. And so somebody came in
this morning and they had a lot of money and
they paid for it in full, and so like they
took it. What, oh you let's say, you know that's
for my wife's birth. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing.
The person that bought the bag is going to like
wear an outwear. We'll probably see it in like InStyle
magazine or something oazine. If your all your wife is

(39:42):
going to be doing is going to the to the
playground to pick up the kids. And that's you know
are you talking about y'all signed the paper for that thing.
How y'all just gonna let somebody company and take my bag.
I've done lay away before with Kmart. Everything ain't no,
this isn't Kmart. This is ead. My wife wanted that bag.
That was the bag that she wanted. That's the bag
that she had an arshold one million dollars, and I'm

(40:04):
not going to get that. You're being very condescending, like
all that smart talk. You're being very disrespectful. I'm all
my way down there. If you get her something else
just as expensive, she's gonna think, Oh, my husband's wonderful.
She's had one more payment left in the bag would
have been marg What are you talking about. I was
coming down in a couple of days to come in
and make that one payment. What are you talking about? Well,

(40:25):
one payment is not paid for, and when somebody comes in,
it pays in full. I got to give him the bag.
If that's the case, why help do you have a program?
Why I can make payment? Well, because most of the
time somebody doesn't come in and take the bag, but
this time it just happened. So you're telling me I'll
be coming here for months and months as a waste
of time. If somebody could come in here and just
take my bag, I can still in the league. I

(40:46):
can still help you find something anything else. Why can't
you just listen to me? That's the bag that she wanted.
I don't want nothing else, you know what, Listen, I
don't even want to rant. No more. I'm coming down here,
so you're got to have my money. I'm sweat to god. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I'm right. People just stressing me out. Let me tell

(41:06):
you something. I tried to get that bad and that
bad game that store gave away to bed. I would
see you. You're you're getting in for me. Oh my god,
you're getting in from me. I hold more to it.
I will explain it to you. That's what I'm saying.
I gotta go down head and handle business and cut
some people out on the rail. But that store is
fully then gave the bag away. Why didn't need to

(41:26):
pay for it? He didn't pay for it? Why didn't
need to pay for it? I was making payments. I've
been making payments on that bag for months, and they're
gonna get the bag away to some money they gave
the may Gucci and that store if that bad, why
didn't you to buy it? Then? Liz? I was by.
I had one more payment left. I went down in
eight hous. I've been putting money on that bad Let's

(41:48):
go down in k it and then you have the bag? Right, Liz?
Are you? Are you freaking listening to me? Somebody came
in there and brought the bad and are talking about
there's only one bag left and that's it. You don't
want to coach bird? Hello, Yo, that's funny. This is
Danielle Narrow Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you

(42:10):
got phone tapped. Your bag is still there. I've played
a phone tap on you and Elvis Duran. Now god phone,
have an idea for a phone tab? Go to Elvis
Duran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell
us what you want to do. This phone table was
prerecorded with permission granted by all participates. Elvis Duran phone

(42:34):
tab were boldly on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. By it's tough enough, right,
but it's a way struggle when you hit the runaway train. Hello,
what the hell's going on in chaos? This is crazy?
The computers would whacko. Hey, why did the football coach

(42:58):
go to the bank? Wow to get his quarterback? It's
time for dad joke? Why can't a leopard hide? He's
always spotted? Hey? Oho air used to be free at
the gas station. Now it costs two fifty. I wouldn't
know why. Inflation you do. The whole point of dad

(43:25):
jokes is they're supposed to be like, oh god, Dad Groners.
Line twenty three is Amber beautiful Saratoga, New York. What
a beautiful town you live in? Amber. I love Saratoga.
Thank you. It is amazing. It is amazing, Amber, Give
me my give me my dad joke. What do you
call it? Pigs that knows karate? Why a pork chop?

(43:50):
But pork chop? Thank you Amber. Line twenty four is
China down in Melbourne, Florida. Hello, China, Hi, come on,
give me a dad joke. Okay, did you know that
diarrhea is hereditary? Really? Really? Yeah? Apparently it runs in
our jeans? O god, all right, China, Thank you a

(44:18):
good one. We will now. Line twenty two Nikki from Say,
how's everything in Salem, Alabama? Doing? It's great? How are you?
We're doing? Okay, but we need a dad joke, Nicky?
Go ahead, Oh what got it? What does a part
what kind of pirate like? Oh god, what kind of
a movie does pirate like to watch? What kind of

(44:40):
movie does a pirate like to watch? Our rated? Thank you, Nicky,
You're you're our dad of the day. We appreciate it.
Hold on a second, I just love dad jokes. My
dad would have been loving this segments. He would have
been texting me right now, Daddy, this is fantastic. My

(45:01):
dad is not listening because he would try to contribute. Yeah,
well that's the whole point, is your dad? Yeah, Frog,
I'm really concerned about the calendar. Why's that because it's
days are numbered? A heart attack? Over there? Did you
hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a little

(45:25):
more space? Can you follow Will Smith in the snow?
How you just look for the fresh Prince? These are
good ones, right? Good? These are great. I mean they're
so bad they're supposed to be bad, right, Yeah, come on, Nate,

(45:49):
give me a dad joke. Here's the dad in the room. Okay, uh.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? How come
it was too tired? What did the ocean say to
the beach? What? Nothing? It just waved? Why was six

(46:11):
afraid of seven? Why because seven? Eight? Nine? Okay, we're done? Okay,
wait wait, wait, wait? What do you call a pencil
with two erasers? What? What pointless? What did one wall
say to the other? What what, I'll meet you at

(46:34):
the corner. Oh, I got one? Yes? Where do you
learn to make a banana split? Where? Where Sunday school? Oh? God?
Dad jokes very quiet. I know, because they're supposed to
be stupid garrettead one. Why didn't the melons get married?

(47:00):
Why because they can't elope? Hey? Oh, do have one?
What's brown and sticky? What a stick? Get it? Okay?
What did the eggs say when it got turned up? What? What?
I'm lit? Okay? I get it? I get it great.

(47:28):
How do you people are texting them in? How do
you organize a space party? I don't know what? What?
I'm sorry? I lost it. I hate this texting system.
This texting system is the worst in the world. Why

(47:50):
should you knock before opening the fridge? Why because there
could be a salad dressing in there? I gotta go. Hey,
what do you call it when a snow man throws
a tantrum? What a meltdown dressing? Okay? What type of

(48:17):
phone does the turtle use? We don't care, We don't,
I don't, we don't want to know. All. That's it.
We're pulling the plug. How do you organize a space party?
You planet? Why are you laughing Froggy's joke about the

(48:45):
dressing that one stupid. You're all stupid. That's the wh point, right,
I mean, that's the point of a dad joke. Stupid.
It's like, oh, dad, embarrassing. It's like your dad out
like mowing yard and Bermuda shorts with black socks and sandals.
That's that's something that Gandhi's dad would do, probably totally,

(49:06):
his little new balances and his socks hyped up almost
to the knee. Perfect. Wait. One day we were down
in Wildwood, New Jersey, and my mom and I were
waiting for my dad to arrive and he gets there.
She's looking out of the window at the hotel and
she goes, Daddy, come over here, just look at that, goes,
this is what he's wearing. What the hell is Daddy

(49:27):
doesn't even match. I'm so embarrassed. So yeah, I'll always
remember going, oh, yeah, you're right, Mom, totally. But I
gotta tell you know that dird days I leave the
house and Alex is like, you're gonna wear that really? Well?
Yeah it's comfortable, you know, so I can see how
you can fall into a wardrobe of disrepair, which I'm doing. Remember, me.

(49:48):
I mean, gosh, a couple years ago, I was wearing
all the bat his clothes, dressing like an eighteen year old.
People looked at me like, what are you doing, old man?
And now dress like an old man. No, don't know,
Yes I do, Oh I do. I'm company your own good. Anyway,
let's get into the Daniel report. See Daniel is all
about Daniel. So we will start out with Spider Man

(50:13):
No Way Home. It's the third highest grossing domestic release
in history. It hit seven hundred and sixty point nine
million at the domestic box office, surpassing Avatars seven hundred
and sixty point five million, and they're saying it's an
even bigger achievement because there was a pandemic going on.
So congratulations to Spider Man. And if you have not
seen it yet, oh my goodness, please do because it's

(50:34):
so fantastic. Nick Cannon's new song Alone is about how
he still loves Mariah Carrie. Oh, but he says they're
probably better off where they are now because of you know,
he's still out there. He said, he's still out there
running these streets and you know, stuff like that. But
it is interesting to see that he does still care
and they do. They are still close and they do
co parent and everything like that. See Nate, If Nate

(50:55):
was telling that story, he would use an old dad word.
He would say that he's still pining for Oh my gosh.
Then on Celebrity Big Brother, I'm sure that Diamond knows
all about this one. Lamar Odom says that he's going
to try to reconnect with Chloe Kardashian. He said that,
you know, it was a blessing just to be in
her presence. I was a fool and I'm gonna tell

(51:16):
her I did not treat that woman right. So we'll
see if that works. And speaking of Chloe Kardashian, Pete
Davidson for Valentine's Day not only said Chloe flowers, he
also said Courtney flowers. He said Mom, Christian or flowers.
They all got flowers from Pete Davidson and of course
including his girlfriend Kim Kardashian. I love when when the

(51:36):
boyfriends buy flowers, right everybody. I think it's cute. So
Bob Saggatt's family is trying to stop the release of
any further information regarding his death. They're saying it would
cause them major harm mental pain, anguish emotional distress. Now,
yesterday we were talking about how the autopsy report shows

(51:57):
how bad the injuries to his head were and that
there's so many questions like how could it have possibly
happened and we didn't know about it and stuff like that.
So following the initial report, the family right now just
doesn't want anybody to know anything else as for now.
So yeah, I don't know. I mean, I my guess
is that we're still going to start learning stuff. And
I really do hope for their sake they get to

(52:19):
the bottom of everything. You know, well maybe they What
if they already have gotten to the bottom. I think
there's the point. It could be the family saying there
is nothing else, so let's just leave it alone. To
the other part of you's like, gosh, that must have
been a crazy injury, right, exactly exactly. Megan the Stallion
turned twenty seven yesterday, and so how did she celebrate.
She announced a new foundation. It's to help support low

(52:39):
income families in our hometown of Houston, and it's called
the Pete and Thomas Foundation. It's named after her late parents.
Her mom was Holly Thomas and her dad was Joe
Pete and it's a nonprofit that will assist women, children
and senior citizens. And she said, my parents raced me
to help others and give back. I think it's pretty cool.
So excited about this. Brett Goldstein to you guys, know

(53:00):
who he is? No, I saw you posting something about that.
Who's that? That's Roy Kent from ted Lasso. All right,
all right, he's coming to Sesame Street for an episode.
He said it was the best day of his life.
He said, everybody was so funny, brilliant. He said he
managed to say hi to everybody except Snuff Luff I
guess because he was sleeping. And the full episode will

(53:21):
come out this year. And I had to tell you
I had such a great time with them. I love
that boy. Can you please? Can you please? Never do
that voice? Oh my god, especially equivalent of the worst
dad jokes coming out of Dan. Look, you know, I
love Danielle, and we're brother and sister. We can say
whatever we want. Am I the only one that gets

(53:42):
really really irritated when she does that? I love it? Okay,
I love it because because it sounds good or you
like that, I'm getting irritated by it. I just hope
Sesame Street. Hears it one day and says, you know what,
we're casting our Elmo and pay are the big books.
Pretty good. Friend. Zary was at the Super Bowl. He
got MVP treatment for the Rams following their whin. He
got to hold the Lombardi trovi Me. He was in

(54:04):
the locker room and of course right away everybody says,
like he didn't have his mask on. That's like that
was the headline to the store yesterday. It was very funny.
So Big Brothers Celebrity Edition, The Amazing Race is on tonight.
I can see your voice. Olympics still going down, the
Real Housewives of Ocean County, Doctor Pimple Popper, A lot
of us are loving Reacher. And tonight is also the

(54:24):
series premiere of Genius, a Kanye trilogy. And there's a
brand new episode of Pam and Tommy and the Making
of Eternals a brand new one over on Disney Plus.
And that is my Danielle Report. What a weird selection
of different shows, right, Yeah, they don't have anything in common.
It's so crazy. We're into it all, guys, exactly. It's
time for himself for some self affirmation time. Okay, driving

(54:47):
music for this We don't I look high and low
and I feel like we need to restock at a library. Okay, anyway,
so I was we were over at home Goods yesterday
either buy a pan or is it? What doesn't matter?
And they have that section of like the artwork section.
It's those affirmation art pieces they have, like, you know,
sayings and things on them. And I got to thinking,

(55:09):
do these really work? I mean they all say great things,
very positive affirmation e things be you believe in yourself,
you know, chet up. So if you have these signs
in your house, do you actually look at them? Do
they really change your day? I know that Froggy and
Lisa have a lot of them in their house. Or
every time I've been yeah and and I do stop, Yeah,

(55:31):
I see words. It's like you know, seeing a sign
like an advertisement in your drive, you know, by a billboard.
I'll look at it and go, oh that's nice. Is
there psychology that backs it up? Like having these things
in your house actually works? What's that? Froggy? The other
day we had a little slight disagreement. There's a big
sign on the wall and the family room miss this
love lives here. We were arguing here right now worse,

(55:57):
sometimes I can bite you in the ass. I guess
I like to wear it on my clothing so like,
because I feel like if I'm out and about and
somebody is having a crappy day and they see like
be nice or you know, you're beautiful or something like that,
that maybe will help their day be a little bit better.
I like that too. But I'm what if you have
it like on your wall and you see the same
thing every day. I have too that I see every day,

(56:18):
and I have them where I have them for specific
reasons and they do make me feel better. So okay,
the one is in my bedroom every night before I
go to sleep, it just says, oh, darling, be daring.
And then there's one when I walk out of my
house that our apartment, and it says, count your many blessings.
And I try to think about those things every day.
I'm looking at one right now. It's the set of
coasters that Gandhi gave me that say, don't f up

(56:39):
the furniture. They need these little little massa. Okay, so
I looked this up. So you have you walk up
and down the aisles at home Goods, right, you see
pillows and frames and mugs and they all have positive,
encouraging phrases on them. So a psychologist named Rina Patel.
She points out that you can't just buy affirmations from
target and think everything's going to be great. Well, now

(57:01):
you'll need to find affirmations that actually work specifically for you.
I get it. I don't know. I think every little
square centimeter or inch of positivity in your life now,
no matter how you can soak it up. I think
it's a good thing. I'm not fighting against it. No. Yeah,
maybe it's why I'm in a crapy moood all the time.
I don't have any of them. I'll be at Home
Goods today, yea yeah, frog, there's one sitting on my

(57:23):
son's sink, Lisa Bot. It's on a little, very small
sign and it says the corners of your mouth determine
the direction of your day. Smile. Oh that's so nice.
See there you go. All right. I'm just asking, just
wondering how the psychology works for you. So that's it.
Next time you're feeling down, go to Home Goods, you know. Well,
it's this is justin Tim Staga with Elvis Duran and

(57:47):
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(58:24):
Oh it's not. People were thinking out yesterday. They thought
there were two correct answers on world. Did you guys
get that yesterday's I didn't know there were two correct answers. Well,
I'm reading The New York Times said they were adjusting
the master word list, and so everyone just needs to
refresh your browser. If you the world stopped turning basically

(58:45):
when word made you think there were two answers. People
were getting one of two different correct answers on WORDLD
and everyone was concerned that there were the world was ending. Basically,
Oh god, um, there's they're telling people calm down, nothing
is wrong. They've just been updating the master list of
answers to remove obscure words as well as insensitive or

(59:06):
offensive words. So one of you, I'm can I get
we can talk about yesterday's words. One of yesterday's words
was deemed too obscure, so it was removed, which created
the glitch. I'm not going to use the word. Uh,
not that it matters. They should just refresh your browser
and you'll be good. And whenever you see when you

(59:27):
see a problem with word or something, refresh your browser
and start over. The obscure word was a gora? Okay,
anyone go. I don't even remember that being the word.
Yesterday mine was we can talk about yesterday's right, it's over. Yeah.
I thought it was like, wasn't it rumor cynic two?

(59:48):
But I think the obscure word that was tripping everyone up.
See if your browser was refreshed that you didn't have
to worry about it. But there's something to do with
the word of gore. We move on, and you know
it's coming to television, right word. So they used to
be a show called Lingo, which I know Scottie used
to watch. So they're revamping that because it's a lot
like wordle and RuPaul is going to be the host.

(01:00:09):
Oh cool, love that. Yeah, I don't see. Scottie knows
a lot about serial and old game shows. Yeah, hey,
what is there's a it's a game show network whatever.
They have a show on there and it's just like
um um, Steve Harvey. Yeah, family feud. But it's called
America's Talking or something like that, where they basically go

(01:00:30):
out and they they review and an interview, you know
people top five answers on the board and it's basically
it's like the same game. How do they get how
do they get away with it? Has anyone else seen
this game? Diamonds has seen it. She said it's called
America says America says yeah, huh. I mean if I'm
Steve Harvey, I'd be like, what what do you do? Anyway? Yeah,

(01:00:55):
people are just now saying the word from yesterday for
wordle was a roma, but yours wasn't aroma, not a gora.
I see the problem. Okay, they're saying it could have
been a roma or a gora. That's that's a problem anyway.
My question also is, I know they're cleaning it up
so that they don't have offensive words, but what's offensive

(01:01:16):
to you might not be offensive to me. So don't
take away my words those offensive words in there for me,
thank you very much. There's gonna be like different versions
of words. Exactly what have you been doing? I've been
playing racist wordles, you know what, they're like dirty word
There are there actually is. There are all these different

(01:01:37):
versions of wordle now because so many people love it,
you can only get one word a day. They do
have a dirty version, like the adult wordle. They have
a tailor swift version that's like it's called like Taylor
Swift turtle or something like that. Fortress, another one called
word Master, which is the same thing as wordle. But
you can just keep playing all day long. I mean
it has taken over and they just put them out

(01:01:58):
with nerdle, which is a problems. Want to do that? No?
And what if you're really slow? It'd be like turtle
words that's the one I want. Or a game that
compresses your your body to make it have a better shape. Yes,
what would that be? Girdle they grew onto something. You

(01:02:19):
could have another version of turtle all about poop it
turtle today doesn't sound right? Turtle? We call I got you?
You know what, Daniel, I think you're right. I don't
think they had the National Honor Society in the Bronze.

(01:02:40):
I told you they didn't. I guess. So we were
talking about this earlier. We were talking about the National
Honor Society. Can we say, I don't want to say
it out loud if you're if you no, he's fine. Yeah,
my son Spencer was inducted into National Honor Society yesterday.
Can you stop cuteing because he's like, post that picture,
just don't post the picture. And I said, no, get
the bumper sticker. My son is a National Honor Right

(01:03:01):
Society member. No, no, no, And then scary times in well,
I was a National Anxious Society member. Yeah, I said,
my parents would throw a banquet party for me if
I came home with a c plus, I just remember
anyone in the Bronx where I went to school. We
I don't even know if we had this. I used
to Danielle, you can't. I don't think you can be

(01:03:24):
eliminated from the National Honor Society because you live in
the Bronx. No, but I don't remember, like just maybe
so maybe just my friends never were in it. I
don't know. I don't know what crowd are you running with.
Oh gosh, yeah, you know what, having your parents say
congratulations even if you fail. My mom and dad were like,

(01:03:45):
you know what, you're gonna be Okay, you're gonna you're
gonna be fine. Let's work a little harder over here,
but we want to say we love you. It's all great.
Gandhi said she would go home and tell her dad.
She's a member of the National Honor Society. Tell her
what your dad used to say. That's easy in America,
that's it. And he I mean Asian parents. If you
have South Asian or East Asian parents, I know you

(01:04:06):
all relate to this. Nothing is ever good enough. So
if you get a ninety nine percent, they will question
what happened to the remaining one percent. I brought home
always in college and an ans and my dad zeroed
in on that minus and said, what is that is
that supposed to be there? I was like, you know,
give it out back, forget about. They will never just

(01:04:29):
give you the awesome that was a great job. There's
always room for him. I feel like in my house
it's the opposite. Like my son Preston is very hard
on himself when it comes to his grades, and he'll
get a ninety five and he'll do that, Mom, I
got a ninety five. I go, you got ninety five.
He's like, yeah, ninety five, that's amazing. At ninety five,
He's like, nah, I could do better. I am was like, dude,

(01:04:50):
how how am I the parent? Tell you? We're all parents?
Yeah right, it's like, oh okay, so you got you
gotta see okay, you're and my my, My whole thing
about school was just get in and get out, just
whatever you can do. Because I almost didn't graduate because
I didn't have enough uh different, enough whatever for graduating

(01:05:14):
credits because I was so busy doing extracurricular activities but
legit and sometimes I wouldn't get to class. And so
if you're absent several days, you would lose points and
you would your grades would go down. Almost flunked Texas History.
Oh wow, what's being taught by a guy who was
like I remember the like the KKK or something. I'm like,

(01:05:34):
I don't I don't want to be in this guy's
class anyway. The guy was like the Grand Wizard or whatever.
I don't want Why do I want him teaching me
Texas history anyway? So I didn't like the guy, didn't
want to be near him. So I didn't know that
when you didn't go to class, you were losing points
and you could have fucked. I almost flunked out of
high school. Wow. Anyway, Hey, um, so Andrew in Gandhi,

(01:05:55):
we're having this conversation about a store not far from
where you guys live, and they're selling weed over the counter.
I mean, you just saw. It's like it's like going
to Zales at the mall and they bring out that
little drawer, that velvet drawer and they put it up
on the top of the display case with all the rings,
which the same thing, but it had marijuana in it. Yeah,

(01:06:19):
and you saw this, right, I saw it. Maybe somebody
purchased something from it. I don't know. I happened upon
this place when I was trying to buy something else
for Andrew, and I heard a conversation between the guy
behind the counter and another person, and all of a sudden,
there was weed just sitting on the counter. I said,
wait a minute, is that actual weed? He said, yeah,
So it is this legal? It isn't? It isn't. Apparently

(01:06:40):
there's a whole gray market where people are selling weed
over the counter all over the place right now. I know,
I did not know. But if someone's answer to your
question is it legal, right, if their answer is it isn't,
it isn't, then I would probably move to the side
of it isn't right, but I don't know it. Could

(01:07:01):
it be different for different cities, you know, I don't
know what the local laws are, so that could be
what you're talking about. But if it was legal, why
doesn't they have a big site on the front door,
going we right, agreed. So it looks like, and I'm
not an expert, just based on the Google searches, it
looks like weed is now legal in Jersey, but it's
not able to be seldom sold unless it's regulated. So

(01:07:23):
I don't know where they're regulating and not regulating. I
don't know. They say that this is just a whole
gray area right now, and they're sort of allowing it
to go on, which is fascinating. Yeah, I have an idea.
We should call it the home depot and they should
maybe not anyway relaxed. So maybe it's legal if it's regulated. Yes,

(01:07:47):
if it's regulated, apparently, so who's going to apply for
the job of regulator? Yeah, that's some good stuff there. So, Yeah,
that's some creeper right there. It smell a little skunky.
All right, let's go around the room. Let's see what's
on your minds. I want to know what's what's on
your mind. We'll start with you, Danielle, what do you

(01:08:08):
By the way, congratulations to your son. Thank you National
Honor Society. By the way, my mother just texted, yes,
we did have it in the Bronx. Danielle, you just
were not honest. Some of your friends were, thanks mom. Okay,
so my around the room is you guys know that
my husband loves squirrels. Yeah, and he feeds them all

(01:08:29):
the time. He actually has this one squirrel that's ever
extra chubby because he feeds it extra. How does this
squirrel repay him? I'm going to actually post this on
my Instagram. He was standing on Sheldon's car, and Sheldon's
car is covered with his car cover, and he was
just doing something with his mouth like look he was
eating And I'm like, oh, look, cuteis must happened nut?
What was he eating the car cover? A right? What

(01:08:52):
are you doll in the car cover? I turned to
tell them, I go, this is what is how he
repays you? You feed him and he's eating your car cover.
I thought it was so funny. Sheldon did not agree
that it was funny. I found it humorus. He's using
that car cover to wash those nuts down, nuts nuts
with a cart cover chaser. It's not poisonous for him.

(01:09:13):
But well we'll soon see, now you will. Hey, Froggy,
what's up with you today? So, speaking about positive affirmations,
when I went back out, so I went to get
some of the drink out of the fridge. It's like,
we don't have that many. So I started pointing out
all the ones that are around the house. And on
the back of her jeep, She's got a jeep with
a tire on the back it says one life, Live it.
I'm like, Liza, your life is one big positive affirmation.
She's like, okay, fine, I don't need you to come

(01:09:35):
out here and point all these things out, Like but
you just trying to tell me we don't have enough,
but we do you want? Maybe it is a good
thing read them, and like you said, I think the
key is to say it out loud, and maybe that
is how you help yourself live these things that you
read every day instead of just looking at him and
moving on. Yeah, but you know, if you need therapy, uh,
don't go. It's not home goods. It's gonna help you out,

(01:09:56):
but it doesn't hurt. But yeah, saying the affirmation out loud,
even and though it seems cheesy to you, they say
that is a sure fire way of it sinking in. Yeah, scary.
What's up with you today? Everyone's familiar with the movie
Top Gun with Tom Cruise, right, Yes, yeah, of course.
In fact, I'm wearing this T shirt here that's his
top gun. Yes. Well, last time I wore this T shirt,
I was in an elevator with someone probably half my age,

(01:10:19):
and he's like, hey, man, is that like a subdivision
of like the NRA. Is that some kind of company?
And I'm like what, I'm like, it's a movie. They thought,
like for whatever reason they thought, I was like, you know,
top it's his top gun on it. But but I
couldn't believe that there was somebody out that didn't know
what the film Top Gun Gun was. But I guess
there is. I guess sometimes people were born today, they

(01:10:42):
were today years old. They found out many times. As
much information as we absorb and sponge up every day
in life, you would think we would know a lot
about nothing. You know what I'm saying. We don't know everything.
Every once in a while, I'm still amazed I didn't
know that and so okay, I didn't know what top
gun was. Pretty user, Sam, what's up with you? I

(01:11:03):
need somebody to help me try drugs? What I mean,
that's basically it. I got so jealous this morning. Gandhi,
you and Andrew talk about you know what someone's selling
I have. I'm thirty one. I try a gummy once
and nothing happened. I'm marrying a man who has never
tried anything. I want an edible. I want to do
one thing, but it needs to be preapproved. Can I
just stop you right there? First of all, not the

(01:11:24):
best around the room. You've ever done the best, also
probably the worst. But you know I don't don't don't
try drugs, don't do it. No little weed, gummy, nothing happened,
I know, But I just Sam, Sam, Sam? You know
you know you're high on life and you drink a
lot of tequila. You're doing well. Yeah, true, it's the
only alcoholic upper. Look, you know what you do in

(01:11:47):
the comfort of your own home. The privacy between you
and world is all cool. Yeah, we're very boring. Apparently,
I think you're boring at all. See that's my point,
just because you don't do drugs, as I mean, you're
boring at all. I don't do drugs, and I don't
consider myself boring. No, you have, you have moments. But
you know what I'm saying, I don't think. I don't
think it's anything you drug can help. You're okay, you're
all right. I honestly I wouldn't knowing upper from a downer.

(01:12:12):
From a vis that, I don't know anything. I don't
know any sitting right next to you, will wait, all right,
Well you're doing fine. Let's let's move over to Nate straight, Nate,
what's up here? I just got called a downer, But
I'm gonna give you an upper right now. All my
cheap frugal people out there, yesterday was the day. I
hope you went shopping for Valentine's Day gifts and cards?

(01:12:34):
Oh for next year? Yes, for next year. Discount bargain
rate on cards and all sorts of goodies. Hope you
hit up CBS and all those. Uh, you're gonna keep
the chocolate till next year? Why not? I mean, Dusty
Press is gonna have that level. Dust it off. I'll
put it in a bag or something. It'll be fine.
But yeah, cards, especially they're bargain basement rates. Pick one up, Hey, Gandhi,

(01:13:00):
what's going on? I need everybody's help too. It's something different.
So I fell into a TikTok loop the other day
all about a turtle. He's like a hundred years old.
His name is Uncle Ike and he is the cutest
little thing ever. He takes care of the baby animals
on the farm when they're born. So there were videos
of him snuggling the little baby goats. The babies go
and sleep with him in his little cage, and then

(01:13:23):
I lost it and I have been trying to find
Uncle Ike on TikTok four days. If anybody knows where
I can find this turtle, man, please let me know.
It's not his page. It's a guy's page who owns him,
and I don't know where it is. It's the cutest.
They are the cutest videos ever. I'm gonna try to
post some of them, but man, I'm lost. I don't
know where they went. Help Uncle? Can you help? Gandhia

(01:13:44):
texture now DM her immediately where is he? You know what,
we all have our faults. We all like Danielle's. She
uses a lot of foul language. Yep, I do, and
sometimes you know, you do drugs, and so let's turn
to South Parks on. Mister Mackie, you can do it.
It's all up to you. Good. With a little plan,

(01:14:06):
you can change your life to dme. You don't have
to spend your life did the smack homeless on the
streets given for crack from on my plan, and very
soon you will sig teasing good step one instead of
as save buns like kiss my buns or you're a
buns hole. And step two instead of save pooh as
in boom poo poo heading this woo is cold. Step

(01:14:29):
three with bitch, drop the t because big is letting
for generosity. Step board, don't say any more clers use
the worst word that you couldn't say, so just use
the word gay good. You can change your track. Very

(01:14:52):
soon you will cheasing goods. Step one, my step cold,
step three step fay you can go there you go.

(01:15:39):
You don't need to do drugs. You don't need a
curse given what are you giving on the street for smack?
I don't know. I think we pretty much know scary
scary do that universal sign for you know doing that?
I know a lot of people do that. Oh my god,
you know when they do that, you know, if the fist,

(01:16:00):
you know, up and down the nit next to your
mouth and then they they make their tongue come out
their their cheek. I don't understand it because if you're
doing it that way, you're doing it wrong. You should
you should go watch the YouTube version. You gotta put
a hole in your cheeks. God, it's like, don't do

(01:16:23):
it that way, Alison, Line twenty four. I don't even
know what we're talking about. Hi, Allison, Hi, how are you?
We're doing well? What can we do for you? Alison?
You have a question for us? Well, you guys are
talking about it in New Jersey. So West Milford has
their very own bud Bus multiple locations. Yep, they like

(01:16:44):
food truck style. You can find them on Facebook. They
do have a couple of locations and you can go
purchase You're Lighter and other stuff. See, someone told us
that some people get by the rules by selling you
a box. You pay for the box. It just so happens.
It has weeded. Right, You're you're buying the box. Nice box.

(01:17:08):
Oh yeah, it seems like something's in that. He enjoy
the box, have a nice day. I don't know, all right,
the bud bus. Okay, well, Alison, thank you very much,
and go have a good day to enjoy and come
visit see you later. Let's go, we should take a
break before things get out of here. We'll be back

(01:17:28):
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(01:17:55):
One of the things the things that sucks about getting
up so early to do this job that we do
is you don't have any time really to spend on
yourself before you get started with the day. Yep. I
mean you would have time if you got up at
two in the afternoon, for instance. You know, here in
New Mexico, I have to wake up at two thirty

(01:18:17):
to forty five to get up to do the show,
right And so okay, so I'm gonna spend some time
in meditate now, No you're not. You're gonna get some
coffee and do your work. And he's like, you're gonna
wake up basically wake up on the air. Yeah. I've
got friends that are like, oh, I work out before work.
I'm like, i'd have to wake up at three o'clock
in the morning and we're gonna work out and wake
my whole house up. Like and you could, but you're
not going to. I mean a lot of people. There

(01:18:37):
are some people that do. They wake up at three
at whatever in the morning, and they get they'd start
their routine and get going. God bless you. Yeah, but
I know that. We were talking, Danielle and I were
talking talking about this tough Post article about the things
you can do in the morning that starts your day
off right. Yeah, okay, yes, take five minutes to meditate
and I can't. Yeah. If I did that in the morning,

(01:18:57):
I would fall back asleep. Yeah. Well I used to
to take in the morning, and I just I couldn't
do it anymore because I'd have to wake up earlier,
and I didn't want to wake up earlier. I need
as much sleep as I can make your bed. Ye,
see I can't because somebody's still in it. I think
that would start a fight. Well, in the days that
I'm not with anyone in the bed, it's still unmade.

(01:19:18):
Just in case they come back. I wanted to be
nice and unmade for them. Oh, here's an easy one.
Think about a place that makes you happy. How about
back on my pillows. We talked about this earlier. Read
and affirmation allowed to yourself. Okay, you do that while
looking at yourself in the mirror, but you got to
say it out loud. And I know it sounds cheesy,

(01:19:39):
but if you say the affirmation out loud, it's much
more effective. Focus on something you're grateful for. Okay, I
do that every day. Actually, yeah, take a deep breath. Okay,
I can pencil that in. Yeah, we can have time
for that. Breathing is so important and there are so
many benefits to teaching yourself to breathe their correct ways.

(01:20:00):
Invest a little time in it. It's good. It's funny.
Even when you talk about breathing, everyone listening to this
conversation is observing their breathing. Yeah. Engage in mindful movement,
which means work out. I guess. Yeah. All right, Well,
if I had thirty minutes every morning, I would yoga. Anyway,
do you guys, have any rituals you do that are

(01:20:21):
not like hit the road running. Oh yes, I do that' say, Like,
but I think it could be my OCD and that's why. So,
like every day I have to make a cup of coffee.
But the funny thing is is if I'm coming into
the studio, I don't drink the whole thing. I only
drink half and dump the rest out. I don't know
why I do that, but I do that every day.
If I'm going to come to the studio and I

(01:20:42):
have to fill my water bottle and put it to
the side, and put out the vitamins for the kids,
and the toilet. Yeah, clean the bathroom. I clean the
bathroom before I leave every morning. Well we have three
guys living, Yeah exactly, But I have to or I
feel like my day's not starting right if I don't
do those certain things. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Like this morning,
I was, you know, Alex was still snoring asleep, and

(01:21:03):
it's you know, two thirty. I'm tiptoeing around the house
and now go into the bathroom to use the bathroom
and I lift the lid. I'm like, oh god, yea,
and I want to go there. Hey, come clean this,
but I leave them alone, let him sleep, write him
a note. Hey when you wake up, can you handle this?
It's like, so, yeah, my morning ritual isn't cleaning the toilet. Yeah,

(01:21:25):
I make sure I don't do it. Anyway, I really
wish we could let's do the show starting at noon
and we could have more time to ourselves in the morning.
A moment of brilliance. Anyway. The iHeart Radio Music Awards
Live happening March twenty second. You can watch it on
Fox or you can be there in Los Angeles for

(01:21:46):
the I Heart Radio Music Awards. We'll give you two
nights to tell accommodations, two tickets to the awards at
the Shrine Auditorium. We will get you there. We'll put
you up. You can come to the awards. It's gonna
be pretty cool. One of my favorite categories is the
Female Artist of the Year. Listen to these female artists
of the nominees, Ariana Grande, do Jacquet du Alipa, Olivia Rodrigo,

(01:22:12):
and Taylor Swift. They're all heavy hitters. So who's gonna
win it? And by the way, you're not staying in
a fleabag motel. We're gonna make sure you're staying a
very nice, my Heart approved five star hotel. That well,
that's just what that's what they're telling us to tell you.
So anyway, okay, wait five out of how many stars? Exactly?

(01:22:37):
If you want to go to the I Heart Radio
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Simply sign up to win and get all the rules
at Elvis Duran dot com. Uh, let's get into sound
with Garrett. Garrett, what you are going on? All right?
Let's star with Jimmy. Jimmy Kimmel. Last night he had

(01:22:58):
Mark Wahlberg on and he was talking about all the
weird names Mark Wahlberg's friends have. Oh, well you met Donkey, Nacho,
you met Spucky, a bunch of them. Yeah, he has
all these weird friend names from Boston. Like I have
a few myself. I don't know if anybody else does.
But what weird friend named? So? I have have loops.

(01:23:21):
My friend Tommy sells loops for a living, so we
just call him Loops. I have Tuna my friend Tommy,
but because he's he's big like a tuna. And then
I have I have Punk. His last name is Conko.
We just call him Punk. Oh yeah, I've got Uncle Johnny.
We've got drunk Jimmy, Yeah, Reptile Mattes, you know, and

(01:23:43):
you know all these people too. Yeah. Mark Wahlberg is
not alone, yes, exactly. All right, let's start talk about
some new music that came out. Is something that I
didn't expect. Ninety six year old Dick Van Dyke released
a song with his wife called Everybody Loves a Lover
the most popery. I can't help, no one help but me.

(01:24:08):
Gafi just about ten feet tall, don't sound and he
was dancing in the video too. S all right? Cool?
Now talk about a different talent. A YouTube channel called
Device Orchestra does different covers of songs using different devices.
So they use seven different devices here, two electronic toothbrushes,

(01:24:29):
two credit card machines, pipewriter, and one steam iron. See
what song they play here? Okay, musical instruments at bed,

(01:24:50):
bath and beyond. Yes, some white stripes right there, of course,
are so okay? All right. And then finally, at the
beginning of the pandemic, we were finding some creative things
online and I found this guy who was creating songs
based off of pictures of animals. So we made a
song for Max and Ali for you all this obviously,

(01:25:11):
and then we made one for Danielle with her bearded
dragon Tonka, who recently just passed. But we figured let's
bring the song back. And this is what it sounded like. Oh,
ton Ka, Tonka talk, the beard drag, always on the
defense with those study scales, those stern epic scales, like

(01:25:34):
a nice suit of armor. Thank you for watching this,
Thank you for watching this. Tonka talking talk. That'st five
bucks ever, hanging up and hanging out and bearded dragon heaven. Yea,
he is, all right, you're a good American gar Danielle.
Since you're here, who might as well get a Danielle report?

(01:25:55):
What are you going on? All right? So what's the funny?
Shared and never before seeing video from her wedding to
Blake Shelton, and a lot of people were like, this
is the cutest thing ever because it's Gwen Son Apollo
both giving the Actually the clip shows the couple with
gwen Son Apollo and they're giving him a big kiss
on the cheek. It's like the two families coming together

(01:26:16):
and uniting. It's just so cute. I love it. I
love it. I love it. Okay, So is Sophie Turner
expecting baby number two with Joe Jonas. That's the question,
because she has been cradling what appears to be a
baby bump. Oh was on Valentine's Day. She slightly lifted
up the white crop top she was wearing when they
were stepping out in La. Nobody's commenting, but you know,

(01:26:36):
eventually we'll find out anyway, right. The Coachella and Stagecoach
festivals are both set to return to California this year.
Organizers have just announced that all COVID protocols will be
lifted for those attending. Apparently, Yeah, okay, Now, I was
looking at a crowd that usually attends these things, and
I'm telling you, now, if they're getting rid of everything,

(01:26:58):
my butt staying home, I have to tell you about
that one. That's so crazy. I don't know. Also, the
Roots picnic is such a return after a two year hiatus.
Is the first time ever we're getting a headliner, Mary J. Blyde.
She will perform with the Root. That's pretty cool. It's
all going down June fourth and the fifth in Philadelphia
and general ticket sales start on Friday, and of course

(01:27:19):
you can google for more information if you would like it.
Zendia and Tom Holland, you know, we started hearing rumors
about them dating in twenty sixteen, but they didn't really
confirm it until like twenty twenty, twenty twenty one. Well,
they just bought a four million dollars London home together,
so they seemed to be very serious. And speaking of her,
Zendai's euphoria, the viewership is so amazing. On Sunday, it

(01:27:44):
went up against the Super Bowl and it still did incredible.
Over five point one million people watched it on HBO
and HBO Max. It was up. Yeah, it was up
twenty percent from last week. So congratulations to Zendia because
she she love her too. She is awesome. Kanye took
to social again yesterday. First he deleted everything, and then

(01:28:07):
he said, listen, I've learned that using all caps makes
people feel like I'm screaming at them. He said he's
working on communication. He said he can benefit from a
team of professional organizers, mobilizers and community leaders. He thanked
everyone that has supported him, and he said he knows
that sharing screenshots that were jarring kind of came off
as harassing Kim. He's taking accountability. But then later on

(01:28:28):
in the day he posted all caps again and said
the caps are back, but he has since deleted that
as well, so we'll see what happens today. Jimmy Ellen
announced on Instagram that he is set to mentor this
season's contestants on American Idol and he is sharing the
gig with bb WREXA and season twenty will be kicking
off very soon. Excited about that and so happy for

(01:28:50):
some own bios because she is engaged to Houston Texans
safety Jonathan Owens. He proposed on Valentine's Day. All I
kept looking out was her body. No she I'm like, yeah,
I look at those arms, look at those legs. She's
She's gorgeous and the ring is amazing. So congratulations. Then
they've been dating for almost two years. Big Brother Celebrity
Edition Tonight, The Amazing Race. I can see your voice.

(01:29:12):
The Olympics are still on, of course, The Real Housewives
of Ocean County. A little doctor pimple popper, as I
say doctor pimple Popper, I see her popping one. No
I see it in my head. Reacher is on Disney
Plus gives you the Making of Eternals, a new episode
of that, and a new episode of Pam and Taught

(01:29:33):
Me on Hulu. Of course, it's time for Genius, a
Kanye trilogy over on Netflix. And that's my Danielle report.
So yeah, Nate got me into Reacher. We started watching
it last night. We're on episode four. I guess maybe five.
I don't know. Okay, I couldn't sleep. I mean I
was having weird dreams because there's a lot of intrigue.

(01:29:55):
I don't know what the word is. You know, it's
give me really makes you think, right, I mean, it's
one of those who've done It's that you don't know
who done it. You know, there's like character Reacher, he's
he's just a Badassal Bass. He's just really cool. Yeah,
I don't know. So what is it you love most
about it? You know? I just like the mystery behind

(01:30:15):
the guy. He's just this rogue that just goes around
and does his own thing, and he's just able to
handle any situation. I think every guy watching would love
to be that guy because he goes just wherever he
wants with whatever he has in his pockets and he
can handle himself. What a total badass. He's like, Yeah,
he's like mcgiver meets um Rambo Rambo. Yeah there meets

(01:30:45):
oh um Holmes. Yeah, Sherlock Holmes. Great, Like if Sherlock
Holmes was stacked and had massive minds and was six
foot five, isn't it? Aren't you mesmerized by the guy's biceps? Well, yeah,
I don't. I don't want to be like, I can't.
I can't. His whole body is just yeah anyway, Stack

(01:31:08):
looks just like scary every February. Yeah, anyway, So yeah, Reacher,
I know not only did A Nate say we should
watch it, but a lot of people were texting you
as well. I really enjoyed. Thank you for turning me
onto that. I appreciate it. Okay, Elvis Duran and the
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In the morning show, Hey Gandy was talking about how
there are a lot of protesters outside of Kesha's record
label building Free Kesha. What's going on? They're talking about,
you know, she needs help getting away from her record
label and being able to do her own thing with
her music. And you know, it's like hashtag mute Uncle
Luke because you know how how crazy that whole story

(01:33:00):
where he was, and how very sad They've been going
back and forth about this for a long time. She
hasn't been able to do the things she wants to do,
so now people are trying to mobilize and help her
out with it. What label is she with? Yah, let
me look up the actual building. I don't want to
get the RCA Sony something I don't know I'm speaking of. Okay, okay,
let's find that. But also let's talk about little nas X. Yeah,

(01:33:24):
where is he? We don't know? We were actually looking.
This is an article that came out like a week
or so ago where people were like, where is he?
He hasn't posted since and if you look at his Instagram,
he has not posted this December sixth, and that's right
around the time he said he got COVID right, and
in Twitter it's around the same time, Like there's an

(01:33:44):
article about his Taco Bell you know, endorsement or whatever.
But that's you know, there's an article. It's it's been
around for a while, right. So we saw him on
December Jingle, yeah, yeah, and then after that he just poof.
We took pictures with him, he disappears. Who's very odd.
So he's with Columbia, right, So when we have friends

(01:34:05):
at Columbia also our Cia where Kesha is a signed
currently that people are standing outside our c's buildings. That's
what we're hearing. Yeah, and they have these signs, you know,
like the sheets that have like canceled Uncle Luke, all
these things going on. Yeah, they want her to just
be able to do her thing. They're thinking their support
might help her, the way people's support seems to have
helped Britney Spears in some ways. So what are you

(01:34:28):
saying that you talked to someone from Columbia. Yeah, and
they did not confirm nor deny his absence. They simply
they asked, why are we asking? And then I said,
he's very quiet. What do you mean, why are we asking?
It's it's everywhere. Yeah, and then this was that was
an hour and a half ago, and I haven't gotten
a response. I mean, you can't go from being I mean,
he was the biggest thing, and he was so out there,

(01:34:50):
and he was constantly posting and constantly everywhere, and now
all of a sudden, you just pool, fore're gone, right,
you know people are gonna notice. Well, look, you know,
I'm not here trying to stir crap up. And these
are our friends who work at these labels and believe it.
But we're just kind of curious a little naz X thing. Especially. Yeah,
I mean, Gandhi thinks she got the VID from him. No,
I'm positive immediately, And I'll tell you why, because we

(01:35:13):
interviewed all the artists and it's so weird. After we
were interviewing them, we did not have our masks on,
will admit it, because it was for the cameras. But
everyone was tested. We were told as that everyone was
tested in claim. We were all tested. We were all
you know, we all had to be vaccinated everything. And
little Donzas leaned over and he was like in Gandhi's
face talking to her, and the next day he had COVID,

(01:35:36):
she added, like three days later. Yeah, so I think
it just does sound kind of cooler to say he
gave it to me. Yeah, why wait, it was the
little naz X variant. Yeah, it was. Yeah, well look,
I hope he's okay wherever he is. Yeah. Maybe it
was just I've been too exposed. I've been out there
in the public a little too much. Maybe I need

(01:35:57):
to pull back and just you know, hide for a while.
Maybe that's what it is. Yes, where someone would tell
us and we're not asking because we're nosy, we're asking, goes, Well, yeah,
we're nosy, but we're also asking because we're you know, concerned.
We love him, We love his music exactly. We want
to know what's going on. Is he like locked in
someone's trunk somewhere right? A tall guy, he has a platform.

(01:36:17):
Many get a big trunk for that. All right, So
we have that going on. Any other mysteries we need
to solve here, I'm calling reach ruin that for me now.
I think now his last name is round every time
reach a round. All right, Okay, we got that going

(01:36:42):
for us. I do know that we were listening to
When you you're listening to songs and things like that,
you always wonder, like, what are we doing? We listen
to music. We listen to songs you're not listening to,
Like we were listening to this old song from Wayne Wonder.
Lets you couldn't pull it u here. We could just
push play on that. Scary. So I hadn't heard this song,

(01:37:04):
and so long, don't worry. J michaels, We're not going
to play the whole thing. So yep, Nate said, I
heard this yesterday. Where were you when you heard it?
In Wegmans? I was shopping the grocery store and here kids, Wayne,
wonder she remember this? Okay, what you're about to hear

(01:37:30):
is the Devoli clap. Yep, ready for it? This is
what they call the Devali clap here it is here.
So we started talking about Vali clap song. Then Sean

(01:37:51):
Paul came on said closely for the clap, Yeah on
getting miss stop wring it be jop do get finging,
get take it? Get about that and then Kevin little

(01:38:12):
push it up. Scary. No, do we get some Devoli
clapping us too? I don't think we get it in this?
We get at it? Yeah, we could, you could conviction.
This is a good song. Turn what I don't know
if we could get some clamping them here? You know

(01:38:34):
what is man? Turn it off? Olumid there it is
right there? Remember this, Danielle? Yeah, honestly, do you know

(01:39:08):
the words. What you want? VOLI clap, It's all around us,
crazy us. What was that frog? Is that I gonna remember?
Like the other night when we watched the super Bowl
halftime show, I can remember every word every single song

(01:39:32):
they sang. I know every word to those songs from
them when you start playing them. But yet I get
up and leave this room and go to the kitchen
and can't remember what the hell I needed to go
get thirty seconds ago? Why short term memory loss? Something
about the show that I think is really interesting is
that the people on it are very human, and they
regularly reveal their human side. Do you live in the Bronx?

(01:39:54):
Nobody's Cornish Show? Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, it's scary, Joe.
It's the good neighbors at State Farm believe you don't
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to get a quote today in the morning. Yeah. Sometimes

(01:40:14):
when we hit a song, you know it by the
like two seconds it the first beat to the song,
You're like, ah, I saw, Yeah, We're gonna put you
to the test in a minute to see if you
can name these songs that are very popular. Just by
the first note, I love this. Maybe maybe in first
couple of seconds you're too good at it. Frog, I mean,

(01:40:34):
you're not allowed to play because you'll ruin it for everyone.
I love it. I love this game so much. Let's see. Also,
I have the song in my head. We're gonna get
to that in a second. Don't you hate it when
you had that song is in your head, just going
around and around and around, and something usually triggers it
and you can't get rid of it. Yeah, so all
day you're singing the same song, going damn it. And
they say, if you have them an earworm, a song

(01:40:56):
in your head, you can't get it out of there.
If you just listen to the entire song from beginning
to end, it will purge, it will go away. That's
what I've heard. That's interesting. Uh, let's see Danielle again.
Congratulations to your son. Thank you named National Honor Roll

(01:41:16):
Student in National Honor Society Society. Yeah. Yeah, Like I
said before, they wouldn't let me in that close in there,
I wasn't in that clothe the Gandhi wise Yep, Yeah,
I didn't even think we had one, but according to
my mom there was one, so I don't I wasn't
allowed anywhere near that point. You really had no reason

(01:41:39):
to strive to be in it because you didn't even
know what existed. So it's like, if it doesn't exist,
who cares? Was very happy here you go. I need
I did theater and music and all that stuff. That's
all I needed to But it didn't pay the bills
at all. Yes, they gave me a trophy, they gave
me a card, and they used to have an annual
convention and we would try to coology and we would meet.

(01:42:01):
I know that they had an induction ceremony last night
that he went to, but I don't know, you know
the other part in Yeah, there was a cremony, but
I didn't never travel. How come I can get in
I could get into Mensa, but I couldn't get into
National Honor Roles Society. I don't know. It's different. It's
really apple oranges if you think about it. YEA, Mensa
is more I don't know. I would you say more

(01:42:22):
of an analytical I don't know, what would you say
MENSA is compared to National Honor Society is just grades,
isn't it. Basically? I think, yeah, yeah, mensa, you're tested. Nay,
you were in MENSA? Didn't you say? You know? No?
I was in the I was in NHS. MENSA has
to do with your IQ, right souses test that because

(01:42:43):
my my four year old nephew needs to be tested
for that. Oh wow, it's insane. He made young for
four at four? I don't know. I was in high
school okay, but uh and it was its own I
thought it was its own test. It wasn't such a
typical IQ test, was it. I mean it was it? Yeah,
I believe me. If they tested me today, wouldn't get nearest?
Is it funny? Like? You know, I used to speak

(01:43:05):
several languages. I used to had I had a much
better command of the English language. And then when I
got into radio, I would all just flushed down the
toilet because you know, you you are a product of
the people you hang around. And I just was you
know exactly what I'm trying to say. No, when I
when in my younger years where I should have been

(01:43:26):
studying more, and when I should have been sharpening my
skills at you know whatever, Um, I didn't. I was
up playing and partying, and now I don't speak I
barely speak English. It's the other languages not even there anymore.
Kind of crazy. Yeah, there is a specific MENSA test.
It looks like, yeah, there was. I remember it, and
I don't think it was high school. I think I

(01:43:47):
was in junior high. I think I was younger than
high school. I think I don't remember. I gotta call
my my fellow MENSA friends. It says here, Garrett, to
qualify for MENSA, you must have scored the top two
percent of the general population if anyone more than two
hundred accepted standardized intelligence tests, including the MENSA admissions tests,
at any point in your life. And estimated six million

(01:44:08):
Americans are eligible for membership. But I'm wondering if if
I was in junior high or a freshman in high
school taking the test versus let's say a thirty year
old man taking the test, would it be a different test?
Is it a different curve? I wonder if it weighted differently.
What does being in MENSA do for you? I'm sure
it looks good on your resume if you're trying to

(01:44:29):
apply to a college or something. I never used it.
A friend of mine was in it, and he said,
you got to do this because I think you can
do it. And I did it and that was like
the end of it, and sorry, who cares? We move
on all right? This song in my head, it's because
it was triggered by Gandhi telling the Kesha story, and
of course in my head I started singing we Are

(01:44:49):
Who We Are, one of my favorite songs that if
you can figure out songs by the first note, call us.
Now we're gonna put you to the test. One eight
hundred two four two zero one hundred. Kesha love her
no matter what she's going through. I'm I'm confident it's

(01:45:11):
gonna work itself out. She's way too talented not to be. Yeah,
like here, I got to bring her back in. She's
so awesome always Daniel, we love her anyway, So uh,
let's do it. Let's see if you can figure out
a song just by hearing a couple of notes songs,
you know, from the first beat. Now, this takes some talent. Now,

(01:45:31):
you know, we may have an edge with this because
we've been playing these songs, you know, once an hour
for the past forty years, so you know we hear
them a lot. You maybe know so much. Let's go
talk to a Christian line eighteen. So you think you're
gonna kill this Christian? You think you're great at guessing
a song by the first beat. Hi there, Yeah, I do.
I mean I listen to you guys every single morning,

(01:45:52):
so I'm excited to give us a shot. Oh excellent,
I'm glad you're here. All right, all right, let's just
get going. Let's just let's just knock these out. Turn
crappy music. Car, I don't know what it was anyway,
here we go. Uh, this is for you, Christian. It's
your time to shine as we test your knowledge music.

(01:46:13):
Know him from the first beat? Here is song number one?
What's that? Oh? Shoot, I know? Oh I don't know it. Yeah,
we fancy like applebeat. I'm going to see him across

(01:46:41):
us ten dollars. Hey, guys, we just made ten dollars.
Oh we forgot to tell you that part. Oh well,
you know how it works. All right, this will get
easier for you. Uh, name this song from the very beginning.
Go m hm oh this is Gwen Stefani and it
is no doubt. Um uh, oh my gosh. Um do

(01:47:07):
you play it again. It'll help you get it. Play
it this much. I forget the name. I am all
about girl. It's all about girl. This is all right, Christian.
You now its twenty dollars. Christian, you don't get this.

(01:47:30):
I have full confidence in you. Give him the song scary. Oh.
This is Sweater Weather Billy Jean by Michael Jackson. All right,
this is good. Here's a song number four. This is

(01:47:56):
Soldier Boy, and it is uh crank Superman. I knew
you had it in there, all right. Now you only
owe us twenty. You owed us thirty for a second.
Now it's down to twenty. You're it's okay. You're working.
You're working to pay us back. Here we go. I

(01:48:16):
named a song from the first note. Here is song
number five. Several answers are welcomed. Oh no, boy, come on,
come on, you got this boy? Come on? Oh no,
I don't know this one. It's ice ice baby. Okay,

(01:48:42):
Now you're thirty. This is all right, alright, okay, Christian,
we're here and listen what it's okay, Christian, we have
a payment plan all right. Here from the very first beat,
guess this song number six. It's the beginning of an

(01:49:02):
album too. Oh my gosh, played against Gary. This sounds
like this sounds like Metallica. Well, Guns and Roses and
Welcome to the Jungle. Can you understandable, you know, if
you're under the age of sixty, I understand how Maybe

(01:49:23):
you didn't know what that was? Okay, now you was
forty dollars. It's getting even better. Here is song number seven.
Guess what song this is? It is fifty cent in
the club? Okay, you got now you only it was thirty.

(01:49:45):
All right, let's get your guitar out. Let's try this one.
Number eighth. Yeah, oh my gosh, this is Nirvana. You
said earlier, You said it earlier. Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, it's Metallica. Can you guess the
name of the song? Played again? Get the song right.

(01:50:06):
We'll give you a credit for ten dollars. Man, I
don't remember the song. All right, Let's try the front here,
song number nine. Uh, this is uh Biggie yep and

(01:50:27):
it is uh, oh my god, I can you know
what you know? Biggie Smalls is enough. We'll we'll give
you sometimes. So now twenty thirty. Tell you what thirty? Well?
I think he I think he just got ten back. Yeah,

(01:50:48):
that was ten back. Yeah, okay, thank you, all right,
I'm gonna give you one more now if you can
tell me the name. If you can tell me the
name of this song, I will just zero you out.
Otherwise you owe us thirty dollars at this point. Okay, okay, deal, Okay,
here we go. Uh this is I mean, there's two versions,
but it's Dido Um. You can either say it's Sam

(01:51:12):
featuring eminem Um or it's the Dido's version. Uh. Thank
I want to say, yeah, Stan, I'll go with Dan.
No no, no no from Dido. Thank you, thank you,
thank you. All right, we even you out and now
we don't vote you any money and you always no money?

(01:51:35):
What a five? Yeah, it's break it even, you know.
Please never play a song against Gary. Take turn that off.
Thank you. You know. We gotta send want to send
you a vintage Elvis drand morning show shirt. Okay, it's
on the way. Oh. I love that. I listened to
you guys every single morning for my whole life, so
I love that. Well, good, thank you for listening to us. Brian,

(01:51:57):
you have a great day. Or Christian, I'm sorry, don't
don't leave. There you go. He gave it as best
when you're on the phone and you're hearing this stuff here,
it's not as easy as you think. Let's get into
the three things we need to know from Gandhi and
we just keep all on moving forward. What's going on?
All right? They're back and forth? Where's our three things here?

(01:52:17):
Hold on? Scary's looking never feels right without the music
being it doesn't. It sounds so bleak naked, all right?
What's going on? Back and forth continues. Russian leaders claim
that they are trying to avoid going to war with Ukraine,
with President Vladimir Putin insisting he is ready for talks
with the US. He confirmed that he has pulled some

(01:52:39):
troops back from the border. Meanwhile, the head of NATO
says it appears Russia is continuing to mass troops along
the Ukrainian border. Earlier today, NATO's Secretary General said that
what's happening on the border is the opposite of Russia's claim,
and that it's moving some troops back to their bases.
As for Ukraine officials, they are saying they don't believe
anything until they see it. Another round of dangerous weather

(01:53:02):
moving in today. This new storm is expected to hit
a lot of parts of the country, eleven central states
dumping heavy snow and rain. The most affected areas, they say,
will be Texas, Iowa, and Tennessee. And then it'll head
to the Louisiana coast. Forecasters say to brace for hale,
high wind, flooding, even possible tornadoes. That storm, of course,
is going to effect not only air travel, but they're

(01:53:23):
saying be very careful. They expect a lot of ice
on the roads. And finally, Dega Los Angeles Rams will
celebrate their Super Bowl wind with a parade today. That
parade will start at the Shrine Auditorium and end with
a rally at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, which is
the former home of the Rams. It will be the
first championship parade in LA since the Kings won the
Stanley Cutback in twenty fourteen. So they are very excited.

(01:53:46):
And those are your three things than texting in saying
that they do love to sniff their underwear. Oh no,
get out of here. Messaging rates apply cook it all
the text. I'll be strand in the morning show

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