The Day Straight Nate Had Sex in the Studio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, lady, Holly, Hello lady, this is Elvis Train in

(00:25):
the Morning show. Whoa it feels like a Friday on
a Thursday. It is Thursday, September twenty eight. This is
Daniel's favorite song. You're ready to do it? Give me? Hello?
Good morning, Daniel, Hey Froggy, good morning. Helldo this guday?

(00:47):
Hold on there about today? Hello? They're cold? Cruel world?
Where coming to get up? It does? It feels like
a Friday? We can make it friday. It is now officially?
Who can relate? I know, so far, so good? Yeah,

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you a little more, Bethany, just a little more, a
little more, Frog, you scared a little more? Yeah? Yeah.
I hate to start the show on such a negative note.
And I know you're the senior executive producer. Can you
find out why we're not on in Philly? Or we
started the show and Philly was dead. I'm leaving right now.
Philly is it's it's my second home. Please drive there.

(01:32):
I'm leaving right Can you please drive to Philly and
figure out what's going on in For God's sake, can
we be on in Philly? Philly? You know how important
Philadelphia and the thing is. They can't even hear us
talking about him, Well that we may be on if
we're okay. Thank you whoever pushed the button in Philly,

(01:53):
we love you. Thank you. You deserve a raise. Oh nice,
someone right there in Philly is they just pushed the
button on and turn our show on. They were thinking
what I'm gonna do with all that new money. But
if it's the same person that forgot to push the
button in the first place, Oh yeah, then they just
saved theirselves. Will be nice because they could also turn
us back off. Okay, you come in here every day

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and you just hope and pray you're on. In all
your cities, there's always one that's broken. I mean, if
we're off in Oshkosh, you know, that's just as painful
as if we're off in New York. Yeah. Osh Coosh
is beautiful, by the way, for the people there, they
really wanted us to be on. Little shout out to Oscosh,
shout out, shout out to New York comes. I think

(02:35):
so in Philly. I used to live there right there
at third in Spruce in Oshkosh, Philly. Oh, in Philly.
I'm sorry, I was legitimately confused, like this is a
part of your history. I did not know. I don't
think they have a third in Spruce in They don't
have three streets there anyway. What's that scary? This is

(02:55):
like when a duck is crossing the road with its
little ducklings in a row, and that duck looks back
and it's noticed that one of them is not there. Exactly. Okay,
Philly is now on. I hear, I hear Philly. Let's
go talk to our first collar of the day. It's Allison.
Are you really loaded up in a big gas truck

(03:17):
heading to Vegas? You're moving to Vegas? Yes, I am no,
what's in Vegas? That's not where you are now, um
Alvis Trancho. I'm gonna. I'm gonna Atlanta. And they should
have they shouldn't have turned you off on power nights.
That's what I'm leaving. I don't blame you. What's that

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station they kicked us off of in Atlanta? Those assholes? Seriously,
I mean, really, what a bad idea. But so don't
to Vegas. We're we're guess what, We're not on there either,
but you can hear us. You can hear us on
the I Heart radio app. We're there for you. Every
day exactly. All right, what do you What did you

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write in your journal? Just then? Nothing? I was emptying apps.
I was like closing apps out. Please. Every time I
say a curse word on the radio, Bethany picks up
her app and she writes something down. Did I was
closing ups? I promise you, I said a hole. Oh,
I didn't even notice that those people have power in Atlanta.
A bunch of a holes and will listen. So why

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are you moving to Vegas? Really? What's going on there? Um? Well,
I'm prior military and I landed here about seven years
ago in Atlanta, and ever since then, I've been kind
of wanting to change. So we're packing up and we're
doing it. Good for you. We have friends that just
moved there and they said it was the best decision
of their lives. They got so much property for a
good deal and beau their kitchen alone. I was like,

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oh my god, god, it was crazy. They have a
veranda and a patio and a sesuar's palace. You know what,
a lot of great stuff in Vegas. You know, summer
kind of hot, but wintertime. Yeah, we were just there
for the weekend. As you may have beautiful weather to
our friend Barbara lives there. You'll love it. We'll have fun.
I'm glad you loaded up the big gas truck headed

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in Vegas. Have a wonderful time and make sure you're
with us at all times at the heart radio app okay,
of course, all right, and thank you for serving our country. Well,
thank you for that. Really, Um, I gotta tell you
real quick, I've been listening to you and you've been
with me through second then you just like really helped
me through the years and I can't believe I got

(05:27):
through today. This is amazing. My luck, I guess is
about to change. And that's good since I'm heading to Vegas.
So thanks again for you. Guys are awesome. Let's see
every day good luck and have fun and life changes
is good. You know what. We all need a shift
from time to time, and you're experiencing one now. By
the way, it's National Drink Beer Day. Oh nice, So

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I have an excuse but not while No, no, that's
the best time. My boyfriend is yeah. Let him drive
you pop cold when Alison, we love you and here
comes to Elvis to insure you are the first caller
of the day. Can you guys ruin it and we're
gonna sign it. We're gonna ruin it, and don't let
Greg sign. Heartbeats are checked this morning. I love it.

(06:09):
That's so funny you say that, because just the other
day he once again said to me, you know, I
am the heartbeat of this year. All Right, well and
thank you, Allison. Hold on one second, safe, safe travels,
and enjoy Vegas. Okay, let's go around the room. We'll
start with you, Froggy. What's going on with you? You know,
it's very uh odd that you're bothered by the death
of somebody that you never met, but somebody who changed

(06:31):
my childhood. This morning, I would like to say rest
in peace to Mr Hugh Hefner. Were we just talking
about him yesterday? Very strange and it really is. I
never met Mr Heffner, I don't know him. How did
you change your childhood? Because I mean, I can't tell
you how many Playboy magazines I looked at as a kid.
When I do, I wasn't supposed to be looking at him,
but I'm checking it out, and I mean it really truly,

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it bothered me this morning when I woke up and
it was it was a notification on my phone that
Hugh Hefner passed away. So in peace, Mr Heffner, thank
you for what you did, and hopefully somebody will carry
on the legacy that he started. His son is, I know,
running the company right now. It bothered me as well, though,
but for a different reason. I used to love that show,
The Girl's Next Door. I obsessed with that show. However,

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you can get your want, Daniel, what's on your mind today?
So it's no joke when they tell you when you
first have a child, it goes so fast, and if
you're just having a baby or if you have kids
growing up. Yesterday I was putting sunscreen on my son's
face and he's twelve, and I had to lift my
arm higher than my own self and I was like,

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this is ridiculous. And then I go to put my
arm around him to say something and I have to
lift my arm higher than my own self and I'm like, no,
when did this? No? And it's crazy. And then he
told me he loved me, so you know, he still
is a mushy mush even though he won't admit it.
But it's so crazy. He looked down and said, soon

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that will happen. So it's it really does go fast.
It's no joke, and and and love it even when
their pains and they asked love it. Hey, what's up
with you, Bethany? I'm convinced that all of the app
updates that your phone is asking for are evil. I
am further convinced that your apps are watching you and
taking over your life because nothing is as pushy as
your computer or phone when they want you to update something.

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My phone is still reminding me that it's time for
an update, and then it wants to automatically get me
to sign into its mummy. Only people who are that
pushy are people who want to take something from you.
What's your phone? So yeah, I'm very unhappy today. Let's
get into your horoscopes. Alright, No, wait a minute, straighten

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he go for it. No, no, just Daniel, so straighten
ate and Bethany with the horoscopes and listen to the enthusiasm.
All right, Well, if it's your birthday, you share it
with Hillary Duff, she turns thirty today. Love her, Hilly Muff, Capricorn,
You're a force to be reckoned with. Chase your dreams
and don't let anyone stand in your way. Your day

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a nine Aquarius. Your emotions are getting the best of you.
Break down your walls and tell people how you're feeling.
Your days and eight Pisces. A new relationship maybe heating up.
Don't second guess things. Let everything happen naturally. Your days
of eight aries, remind yourself that everything happens for a reason.
Stay in touch with what makes you happy. Your day
is a nine chorus. You've been daydreaming about taking a

(09:26):
break from work. Take some time to relax and do
something for yourself. Your day attend Gemini. Your gentle approach
to things will make others happy to be around you.
Just don't let people step all over you. Your days
of seven cancer romance has sparked your interest, but you're hesitant.
Don't be afraid to take the chance though. Your day
in eight Leo, your desires are starting to fall into place.

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Keep your mind and heart in focus. They're working in harmony.
Your days of nine Virgo, you're under a lot of
pressure at work. Lighten up and steer your attention towards
calling an old friend. Your days a seven Libra. Your
creative spirit is anxious to find an outlet of adventure.
Jump over your boundary line and create magic your day's
attend Scorpio, you might find the need to rush things,

(10:09):
but don't be patient, and better days will follow your
day and Sagittarius, a new route may present itself in
human form. Consider this blessing in disguise your days and
nine and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes. So I
got home yesterday and my doormen said, oh, you've got
to You've got a shipment. Can you come down and
pick it up? I'm like, oh my god, thank god,
Amazon is here. I went downstairs. You know what, it

(10:31):
was better than Amazon? But what what it was? These roses?
Look at that. Alex sent me the most beautiful roses.
What did he do wrong? He didn't do anything wrong, Froggy.
Sometimes you can send roses those are they're like grayish
with red and like it's really different. I want it's

(10:55):
good coming roses. Could you send me some of them anyway?
Thank you, Alex. Let's get into your headlines. What's going on. Bethany,
the governor of Puerto Rico, is calling for the suspension
of a law that's preventing the storm ravaged island from
getting the supplies it needs. The Jones Act requires the
shipping between US ports be done by ships owned by Americans,

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which are more expensive than others around the world. Waiving
the Act would allow ships from neighboring islands to bring
in supplies to Puerto Rico. President Trump has denied the
request to waive the Jones Act, saying, quote, we have
a lot of shippers and a lot of people who
work in the shipping industry that don't want the Jones
Act lifted. And we have a lot of ships out
there right now. Just get the stuff there, and you
have no thanks for the memories. You're my favorite text

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of the day. The police in Baltimore removed a woman
from a Southwest Airlines flight after she claimed she had
a life threatening allergy to service animals aboard. She refused
to offer up a medical certificate, and, according to the airline,
also refused to leave the plane. Ultimately, the woman said
she would take the flight, but the airline pointed out
that she had claimed the life threatening allergy, so she
could not be allowed on the flight for liability reason.

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He was arrested and then released. So anyone want to
fly on Southwest Airlines with a woman that has a
life threatening allergy, it's really interesting to watch the video
because the other passengers on the plane are not on
her on her side, well, what would you do? Would
you want to ride the death to life? Right? Exactly? Yeah,
it's an interesting video to watch. As Froggy said, he

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have you has passed away. He was ninety one years old.
This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath.
And speaking of airlines, starting this weekend, Delta will offer
passengers free in flight messaging on all WiFi enabled flights,
so you can use Eye Message, What's happened, Facebook Messenger
without having to pay extra for WiFi. Of course, you
do have to pay for the Internet if you want

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to go online, or you can just fly Jet Blue,
who offers free WiFi to passenger there is because we
love them, or Southwest fly them if you want a
life threatening allergy. Lady, Hey, someone just send a text
and saying that when straight Nate does the horoscopes, he
sounds like Penny Wise. Oh god, it's a little bit

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Remember f d I C Phone tap replay Elvis Elvis Durant,
The Elvis Durant phone tap, Garrett, what do you have? Well,
Emily is playing a phone tap on her mom, Martha. Now,
Emily wants to become an actress, very bad, and she's
been sending out headshots and going out on auditions. And

(13:47):
sometimes to get the first big break, you have to
do some things that are not normal. So so I'm
going to call out and tell Emily's mom, Martha, that
she got her first job. The mom is being phone
tapped by Emily. All right, here we go, let's freak
out mom with her first acting job. All right, let's
listen to today's phone tap. Hello, Hi, is Emily home?

(14:09):
She's at school? Can I help you? She left our
studio about like twenty minutes ago. My name is Carl Winslow.
I'm a casting director. I'm putting together a commercial and
Emily is on the top of our list for being
our lead actress in our commercial. She went today this
morning to see you. Yeah, I just saw her not
even a half hour ago. She was wonderful. We love

(14:29):
her lips. Were they were her lips? Well, yeah, that's
what we're looking for in this Um, it's it's her lips.
What is she doing? Well, it's it's a new product
that's coming out onto the market. They're called guy Pops.
Where Yeah, guy pops um brand new ice pops that
are coming out. And uh, what is she doing in
this commercial? Oh, let's set the scene. She's on a bed.

(14:52):
Um very she's a Yeah, she's on a neat bed
and she's just enjoying an ice pop on a on
a hot summer night. Um, she's on a bed sucking
on an ice p Well, yes, and her friend is
over to they're kind of having like a slumber party
type thing, and you know, her friend is like, oh,
you know, let me let me help you and her
girlfriends will help. What are you talking about that? That's

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that's it's a TV commercial forgot. She she's just wearing
her pjs, you know, the pjs you would wear on
a hot summer night. Company is this guy pop? What
is this anyway? What kind of company? It's an ice
pop company. What sounds like something I don't want my
daughter in. We also have another campaign, maybe she might
be interested in. It's for fish sticks, and she would

(15:36):
be a sexy pirate eating a fish stick from another
sexy pirate's mouth. My girl is going to college right now.
We don't do this at home. We don't suck fish
sticks or pops on national television. No, thank you. This
is not the big break my daughter needs. Oh my gosh,
she's so pissing. She's calling myself. Do me a favorite.
Don't pick up. We're going to call her right back

(15:56):
and act like you don't know what's going on. Don't
pick up, Act like you don't know what's going all right, Hello,
what's up? Where are you? Then? At school? I just
got here. I have to get to this class. But
I just saw you called you. You're just rushing now.
You were doing it like an hour and a half ago.
I know. But I had this amazing audition today, an

(16:17):
amazing audition. Hut this Oh, I just found out about it.
This morning. Um, and so they called and I had
to rush over there. Why did you tell me you
were going on an audition this morning? Because I just
found out about I didn't even have time to call you.
I have time to do anything. They said that they
would call me and let me know. Oh they called,
all right, they already called. What did they say? Well,

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you got it? Are you serious? I'm really serious? You
got it? Oh my god, Oh my god, you're not
doing that. That's disgusting. Sucking on a pop a guy
pop on TV? Mom, I'm why are you kidding? Sucking
on a pop guy pop with your friend and your
pjs on a hot summer night? Is that it's an

(17:00):
icicle commercial? Yeah, it's an icicle soft porn commercial. You're
not doing that. We're not sending you to cultrough that
kind of What are they kidding? I dare they do that?
This is like my big break. I don't care about
your big bread. No, you don't get a bed or
big break. Pardon me, you're gonna ruin my dream? You
know that never really does not your dream. This is porno.
This is not your dream. You're not gonna be taking

(17:21):
advantage of like that. No, you're a beautiful young woman,
and you're not going to be doing that kind of
junk on television for me to watch, for everybody else
to watch. No way, this is not porn. Everybody gets
certain commercials and that the per of that cold saying
that you have these big, luscious lips and this girl's
gonna pull a pop still out of your mouth. No way.
Everybody says that I have nice lips. Brand loves my lips.

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Every boyfriend says that have amazing like plump lips, Like
I don't even tell me about this. I don't know.
You're gonna have a church of man. You're gonna have
some holy water down your throat, Martha, Emily, who's this?
My name is Gareth elis during in the Morning Show
and you, oh God, mom, so embarrassed. Tap I have

(18:06):
an idea for a phone tab. Go to Elvis Durand
dot com, click on the phone tap tab, tell us
what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded
with permission granted by all participants. Elvis Durand phone tab
on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Elvis Durand in
the Morning Show. Even though it's hot and sultry, here
in New York City. I think it's gonna cool down
for the weekend. I'm so ready for that. Aren't you

(18:28):
ready for a cool weekend? Great? I hear you're actually
doing something really cool today, but no one will tell
me what it is. Is it a surprise? It is?
You know, it is pretty cool. I can go as
far as to tell you that um Sam is working
with Meals on Wheels. Oh my god, I love them. Yeah.
So when I overheard her, you know, coming up with
some things that she was doing with them, I said, hey,
what can I do? Can I do something with you know,

(18:50):
the Elvis Durand show with you on the show. And
so I have a laundry list of places I have
to go. And I heard delivery. I heard you're making
deliveries to very very needy people today that really needs
some some food delivered to their house. Because it's they're older,
it is difficult for them to get out to go
get food. So that's good. What a great thing you're

(19:10):
doing with great Tea Sam. Yeah, he was really excited
about it, which was awesome. I really love these different
charities where you don't just have to write a check,
you can actually volunteer your time and help people out
that way, which is really just as important. And so
a lot of people who are homebound who can't get
out to get a nutritious meal. Greg Tea is going
to be part of the solution with meals on Wheels.
All right, Well for me a little bit later on
volunteering my time, and for a lot of people, this

(19:32):
is the only human contact that they have during the day,
and that will be with Greg t I will that human,
I will you will be that human. Alright, thank you? Actually,
I like you today. You're doing a good thing. They're
gonna sit there at the end of that visit and go,
this is what's happening to No, no even a visit

(19:54):
from Greg Tea. Will you give me a hug? You
said you like me today, would give me a hug? No,
get go, get your food ready for your meals on
Wheels deliver and you're gonna do it live in the air, right. Yes,
we're also gonna hit it up on Facebook Live as well,
so you'll be you'll be able to see it and
hear it all the same. Lovely cool, thank you. Let's
get into the first thank you. Let's get into the

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first Danielle Report of the Days. So there's rumors going
around the justin timber Lake, we'll be headlining the super
Bowl halftime show. Now, that would be the first time
since the wardrobe malfunction with Janet Jackson back in two
thousand and four. Remember that tobacco, Yeah, exactly, and that
changed the world. Remember that it's a doubacle is a
dec Yeah, it's like a bad thing that rolls. Don't

(20:41):
always thought it was a tobacco. It's a that's hysterical.
I swear to don't laugh at me, Nate, you're a
jackass over there. I always thought it was jackasses. Correct,
he still gonna say debacle. Okay, calm down, Mary, I

(21:01):
will tell you we were talking about this to the day.
Words that we've been saying wrong along, Nate, you had
one right. Somebody walked up to me and and they said, yeah,
I settled up next to him. I go settled. It's sidled.
It's not settled. I mean, who says the words said?
I don't know many people that say sidled up anyways,
but that's I think that's somebody who is a book learner.
Because I used to say appendage like what your arms

(21:22):
and legs are because I only read it, I never
heard it said out loud. There you go, all right
back to Danielle. Okay, anyway, you remember that mess in
two thousand four, the boom that rocked the world. Yes, anyway,
but justin timber person to be rumored to be doing
the Super Bowl have no one deserves it more than
just a m But we'll see someone. Sorry to interrupts,

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someone on Twitter said that Janet Jackson should come and
be able to pull the pants off of him. I
would watch that. That would be Steven Spielberg has many
great movies under his belt, we know that, but he
only watches his Et movie. He says he likes to
guide his grandchildren through it the first time they see it,
so he can make sure that they understand it. He said,
because sometimes it's scary. It's only scary for a little while.

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Did He is number one on the New Forbes list
of the highest paid rappers, making a lot of money
last year, about a hundred thirty million over the past
twelve months. So that's pretty cool. Christie Brinkley's nineteen year
old daughter, Sailor, will be the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Edition model that makes her the first second generation model
to do this, and Christie has been doing it since

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she was nineteen years old. And Cameron Dallas wants his
fans to know how much he appreciates them. So there
was a fan who recently died in a tragic car
accident and she was sixteen years old and she loved Cameron. Well,
Cameron found out about it and sent this huge arrangement
of flowers to the fans funeral, So that was pretty cool.
She always wanted to meet him, never happened. And um,

(22:52):
you know in her last in our last how that's
kind of you imagine that though, that he took the
time to do that. I think that's kind of special.
You know, car d B major dental work last year.
I I don't know if you guys realize this, but
she really did if you see before and after pictures.
So in her song Boat at Yellow, she did a
shout out to her dentist, and her dennist is like,
my phone has been blowing up. Business has been incredible.

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So she's so excited about the great business she's getting.
Since Cardi B shot out loving Cardi B, did you
see the video I put on my Instagram. Yes, the baby,
he's crying, crying, and then the video comes onto the
baby's mesmer. Was so cute. Watch it at Elvis Durant.
Also the flowers from my boyfriend that that baby is
going to have a potty mouth when that baby it's
a little Is that what happened to? I might have?

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Thursday Night Football gives you the Packers and the Bears.
Grazes on Will and Grace eleven years later. Guys, it's
on tonight. Cannot wait. Great news, Chicago Fire, next hour.
We're gonna talk about this new thing they're doing on YouTube.
A lot of really cool fun things on the way
with people like Dimmi Lvato and Katy Perry. Excellent. Hey, um,
do do do do? Do? Do do do? I was

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going to say something and it was, oh, yeah, you're
talking about Will and Grace. This is another show I'm
gonna watch live. I'm not. I'm not. It's an event
tonight on NBC. I have friends that work in NBC.
They say that it's funnier than ever. It's the funniest
show on TV, which is crazy. I love that all
of these nostalgia shows are coming back. Yeah, because you

(24:22):
know you already know that you like the characters. You
don't have to invest all of this emotional energy into
getting to know new people. I can't wait for Dawson's
Creek to come back anyway. We've been waiting for Will
and Grace to come back, and now it finally happens tonight.
And of course, yesterday I decided we need to have
them on the show. Yes, and well, I know, but
we should have planned ahead. So of course I go

(24:44):
into a panic. I call Nate, Nate, I call. It's like,
call NBC, now, get them on. So what's the deal.
I spoke to Chip, who's their publicist. We love Chip,
he works at NBC. But they just got back to
l A last night. They're very tired. They're going to
be doing something with this, damn anyway, So watch tonight,
yes Frog, what's up? You know? It's funny when you're
so excited about something. Lisa and I share a calendar.
We have like a shared calendar, and it's been about

(25:06):
six months ago. She put this on the calendar, in
Will and Grace, Will and Grace coming on tonight. It's back.
This was her favorite show when it was on, and
she is so super excited this morning. The first text
I got from her was good morning. It's Will and
Grace now so cool. So live TV. Live TV actually
will be a part of our lives tonight. So we're

(25:26):
talking about how Danielle thought it was tobacco. Yes, it's hey, Gabby.
All these years you well, all these years you've been
calling it what pepper? Where tubberwereba tubberware? With bees? My
girlfriend insane? It's like it's tub her ware, not tubber. Yeah.

(25:51):
So even after you learned that it was tougher, where
do you still say the B instead of the P?
I do? It's just have it. I feel I don't know,
It's okay, I don't know. And I'm from North Jersey
and she's from South Jersey, so I just thought it.
I'm always like, it's into what Jersey saying, Nicole, you
don't know what you're talking about. Alex says, Jurastic Park
said there's no there's no tea, and Jurassic my act

(26:16):
said balslamic vinegratta. These are just things from balsamic vinaigrette.
It doesn't mean we're bad people. We've been misinformed. Bokle
is actually a word. If you look it up. It
is the slang term for a pony. Okay, well, unfortunately
that's not that's not how you're using it. You're owning it.

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Thank you, Gabby, Gabby, thank you for listening. You have
a great day to day. Okay, no problem, love you guys,
Thank you. Yes, Michelle, Oh my god, Okay, So you
know the phrase, it's like a kitten kobboodle, kitten kaboodle. Yes.
So for years, until about three weeks ago, I thought
the phrase was kitten kbod So I told someone. They

(26:59):
were like, what the hell koboodle? And I'm like, I
don't know, full of kittens, I don't know what it is.
Remember in the nineties, like kobboodle, case of the actual things,
and he was like a bunch of like kittens in
a case. Why not? It seems like it could have been.
I love well, thank you for listening to Michelle. Have

(27:22):
a nice day. Thank you. What's up, Scotty. I was
one of those people that thought it was for all
intensive purposes. No, no, it's not intense and purpose exactly. Selene,
is it true that your grandma's homebound and meals on wheels,
visits her all the time. It's a highlight of her week.
She loves it so much, you guys. So he has

(27:43):
had a really, really rough year. She's been in and
out in a hospital four or five times, her heart
stopped twice. She must love visits from meals on wheels.
He loves it. Well. Great. He is visiting a homebound
senior citizen today in that that's awesome. Yeah, absolutely, you
tell your grandma, we said, high feline. Okay, oh, thank you.

(28:07):
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(28:29):
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once again. I can't get that song out of my head.
I was walking around the city yesterday. All I kept
saying over and over was DAMMI Lavando. Can't stop saying.

(29:01):
And that's not in anyone's range. By the way, none
of us sound good singing that I just did. I
swear I thought she was here. Maybe she's under the table.
I can't. I can't tell the difference. I love her. Um.

(29:22):
I think Harry Styles and is in New York? Can
I soon invited me to the concert. I'm like, oh
my gosh, I'd love to go see him. You know
that suit Harry Styles war at the I Heart Radio
Music Festival was so chic and fun. Was it velvet?
What was it? I couldn't tell what it was made
out of. It could have been. It was definitely Gucci. Okay,
but a lot of people gave him crap for the suit.

(29:44):
I'm thinking, don't don't give him crap. He knew he
was going to get crap for this guy's got style.
It's like, remember that year I wore that crazy D
squared suit to the number the I Heart Radio Music Awards,
and I got I was I was on some TV
shows voted his worst dress? What heck dressed? I hope
you framed that article. I'm like, I got so much crap.

(30:05):
I'm continuing to get crap for what I wore this year.
And it's like, wouldn't it be so boring if every
picture you looked at everyone's wearing the same thing. Well, okay,
I did this, And not to be petty, but I
would go back and everyone who gave me crap about
wearing whenever. Whenever anyone gives me crap about the clothing
selections I make, I go and look at them and
they're they're all dressed like frumps, no offense. It's like

(30:27):
the guys were like members only jackets. Really gonna make
fun of me? That's the problem. People who pick on
other people have an issue with themselves. Whatever the issue is.
Maybe it is your members only jacket. But I'm just saying,
there's something you're not happy with yourself that makes you
feel like you know exactly whatever to us someone else.
Every time I get a hair cut and someone makes
fun of it, every time I wear something that's kind

(30:49):
of daring, yeah, soon makes fun of it. I look
at their pictures just to see yeah, and I'm like,
oh my god, you're wearing a burlap sack and you're
making fun of me. No no offense, but you offended
me for Yeah. It's just your styles are very different.
A lot of the people who make fun of what
I wear are people who like to dress very conservatively
and you know whatever, and so we just don't have

(31:09):
the same sense of style. But that doesn't mean it's
not worth having fun and playing dress up dress is
the best exactly. Yeah, Harry is playing at Radio City
Music Hall tonight, Yes he is. Would you be able
to buy me a ticket on stuff hub? You can
afford it. You can afford it. There's a single single
ticket can afford that. And for you that's awesome because

(31:32):
there's a lot of young girls that will be at
the show. So this is a dating opportunity, speed dating,
speed dating. You can go speed dating at the Harry
Styles and you won't be greevy at all going by
yourself in that single sea. I use that some of
that restaurant investment money that you earned, didn't. I just
say people who make fun of other people have problems

(31:54):
with On that note, someone just sent a text in
saying hurt people, hurt people. Does that make sense to you?
People who have been hurt hurt other people? Thank you
for that text. That was very not alright? What else?
So this morning when we signed on, we were not

(32:19):
on in Philly on Q one O two, and of
course it was just one little button and look in
a radio station, there's a lot of buttons. If someone
told me to turn on the oscillator or whatever, I
wouldn't know what button to push. I don't even know
what an oscillator is. I don't know how to work
this stuff. And when you guys record stuff on vox

(32:39):
Pro and I wouldn't I don't know how to do it.
How many buttons would you estimate her on that board
right now? Thousands? Anyway, So my my point is, whoever
it was, that we have a not very nice person
running the show in Philly because Kevy keV left and
they pushed the wrong button. Okay, whatever, So my question is,
how did you f up your first day at work?

(33:02):
Poor guy? He felt so bad about it. I feel bad.
He feels a very sweet Gelton. He was so sad.
Now I feel awful. What's his name? Don't embarrass him, Eric, Eric,
I'm sorry. I didn't mean. I didn't mean to be
an Eric. I think you're awesome. We all make The
first day I did radio at in college, right, I

(33:25):
was doing a heavy metal show, don't ask, that's what
they gave me. So I go on the air and
I go, what the hell is this crap I just played.
That was awful, And the program director came in and said, hey,
we we shouldn't trash the music. We're playing Daniel number
one in radio school. Okay, sorry, Actually that was very
good advice. What was your name on your radio show?

(33:46):
We did the Mo and Turtle Show and I was Mo.
My friend Karen was Turtle. Hey, it's her birthday. Happy birthday, Turtle.
Why were you Mo narrow? And why was she? I
don't know. I just called her Turtle all the time.
It's always Mo and turn many shows. Why don't we
do a metal show? I'll be MO because I am
What was the what was the name of the radio station?

(34:07):
It was w JU at St. John Universal. Right, let's
let's do the MO Internal show. You ready, okay? Any music?
Give me? Give me a song that we can play
on the MO Internal show. W S j U w
F d U JU whatever? Is it still there? Hey? Eric,
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a jerk to you.

(34:30):
It's Eric and Philly. Eric. Are you there? I'm sorry,
I'm sorry I was. When all of Philadelphia is not hearing?
Is I get really scared? You know, dude, it's no
worries it happens. Yeah, like that's my first day. Like
I'm not gonna use it as use. We're just to
make sure everything else's money, right, I'm so sorry. No way,
So this isn't a full time thing for You're just
filling in until we find someone. Yeah, more or less,

(34:52):
we're trying to figure it out. Basically, you don't care
that he cares. I'd like to be the guy cool.
I was just saying, I'm sorry, and you're up early,
you're sacrificing to get out of bed rolling to help us.
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you. You're okay,
don't even worry about it while you're on the phone

(35:12):
with us. Yeah, you guys are good now. Yeah, everything's
although like like two of a million buttons on the board.
I push that's right. Yeah. See, I never learned. I
never trained in radio, so I don't know how to
push any so I just push every button I can
find me took. Yeah, so it'll be fine. I wouldn't
know how to do what you do. Eric. By the way,
what what's your story? Oh? Yeah, so I just graduated

(35:33):
from sem University and I was intern in here and
they were like, hey, do you want to like stay
on after And I'm like sure, let's get to know
get to know you all right? So you're how are
you two? So what's your what's your love life? Like? Um,
single and reasonably ready to mingle, so let's get it.

(35:56):
I like that you well, you're not gonna be very
good at mingling with these hours. But what's your question
for him? I just want to know, like, are you
close with your family? Yeah? No, definitely, my mom's like
my best friend, Laurie's the bomb. So do you where
you from? Eric? I'm from Philadelphia and the lower Northeast. Okay, cool,
we'll good for you. What are you wearing right now? Um? Like,

(36:17):
what do you wear to work? Kai? Kai's classic? You know.
I will say this, if Eric had done his job properly,
he never would have been on the radio. And have
we met you at like at a Cuban on two
jingle ball or anything? No? No, I've only been here
since January, so I just missed jingle Ball. So what
did you do before this? Um? I was in school? Yeah? Okay,

(36:37):
all right, so what you go ahead? Do you know
what buttons to push on a woman? I'd like to think. So, okay,
just checking what you're in to write buttons on our show,
I'll tell you that. So okay. So we have Ubano
two jingle Ball coming up this year? Are you coming? Absolutely? Okay? Good?
What will what will you be wearing their shirt? I

(37:01):
don't know. I'll try to dump myself up a little bit.
Have a hammer loop or no hammer loop? Yeah, no,
he's not gonna wear People still like a hammer loop.
Cargo pangs don't work. Cargoes are for squares. So anybody
listenings wearing cargoes. I'm starting to really like Eric. So
hold on, what day is the jingle Ball? We're talking

(37:22):
about six? All right, we're gonna be there, and you
know what we're doing. We're doing our show there. We
always come to Philly for jingle Ball and we do
our show there the next morning. So make sure you're
there with us. Okay, okay, sound good to me. You
would you want to plug any social media that you have? Yeah?
Follow me at E White on the mic. That's like
the letter white, like the color on the mic. You're

(37:44):
a trip man like you White on the mic? He
pull him up. I'm following. Now. We don't know what
you look like, oh you're so handsome. Eric, what's nice
meeting you. We'll see you at Q one two is
ginger ball? All push the right buttons? Attention at all? Right? Eric?
Thank you? There you go, Philly's own Eric. Eric's bio

(38:06):
is lover of all things dope. Well, the last guy
that ran the board he loved dope too. We miss
your Cavvy. Cavy is so cool now he where he
works at a job that requires a suit. I'm like,
oh my god, okay, so okay. The name of the
station was w s j U Yes, and it was
the Mo and Turtle Show and Turtle Show St. John's University, Jamaica.

(38:29):
Queen's okay, give me an intro scary, something heavy, something angry, scary.
Come on, we gotta do the Mo and Turtle Show.
We need an intro rio. No, no, that's not heavy
mon Metallica, you got here. It's got to be something
like that's crap. It's the Mo Total Show. W s

(38:54):
j O Public Funded Radio. I'm Turtle your turtle. I'm
a mo, but I'm called Turtle mo in Turtle helping
you over the morning's hurtles. You like a heavy metal show,
Turtle What the hell are we playing? This is crap.

(39:15):
We're playing a little bit tico a scene call you
now on W s JU The Moment Turtle Show. Give
me the weather there, Mo. It is haty something degrees
that they called me Turtle because I'm slow. W s
j You you didn't like that, John, I know, I

(39:40):
love the job it was. It was my first job
in m I mean it was you know, Okay, Turtle. Yeah,
you do the intro to this. I'll be your sister,
your backup. This is Megadeth. Ready, I'm w s j UH,
I'm Turtle your mom. Okay, w s j U. This
is the moin Turtle Show. I'm turtlest Megaton. It sounds

(40:01):
like CRAPA. We're gonna play it anyway, dude, It's symphony
of destruction. I'll w s j You'm Turtle, She's monts Megan.
Dad wanted Metallica their b Yeah, I'm Turtle, She's Mo.

(40:23):
W s j M. Give me fog that drowning pool
coming next. That was Metallica, and I think the only

(40:46):
reason we were given a show so soon was because
the Turtle was dating the program director Bill at the time. Yeah,
I'm a Bill man, I got my job. He pushed
us through the system. You want corn with a K,
Corn with the K On W s j U it's
the mo in Turtle show. What's up there? Mo? Hello? Oh? Sorry, Stone,

(41:13):
we pulled it all lighter last night at the door.
What's up? Straight? And Nate, you wanna hear some system
of it down? On w s J there's a request
because well picked up the phone and called me turtle.
So don't want to hear system of it down? Chop suey,

(41:36):
I haven't heard this music. Wow, you know we play
what we play. We don't play Rage against the Machine
on W s J Ye get this song there, mo, yeah,
come on, turn it up. They called me turtle because
I'm popping my head out and I'm gonna play patent Tara. Alright, alright,

(42:02):
I'm sorry. I looked over at Brody. He looks so bored.
He didn't let you don't like Pantara? This is my music.
What are you kidding me? You guys are commercial free.
It's college radio. Keep going, Oh my god, let's play
because no one wants to sponsor this guy. Let's play
your drowning pool. The body at the floor, Let the
body at the floor. Let the bodies, let the body

(42:23):
the turtle in Mo for your drive home. Good Aft
coming up next to you? Secret sound? Wow? Did we

(42:51):
have saliva? Yes we do? Let me play saliva? Hey Mo? Yes,
you want to inswer quest? What do you want to hear?
What do you want to hear? What does that Sayliva aliva?
Don't you listen? What do your stone? Yes? You smoking
the wacky topaccy Click click boom, that's jub the moment

(43:25):
title show. Teresa, what's your instant request? Well? You got
what you guys? They're playing was awesome. I was into it.
I'm ready for my day. Now you want some corn
with a K? So I can't say corn. I can't
say corn without saying with a K. Well, because you
offer us corn a lot like street corn and corn
with you know, mayo and corn with delicious seasoning. This

(43:47):
is corn with turtle and moe. Al Right, enough of that?
What this band would be named sauteed Corn? Teresa? What
are you doing today? Well, I'm about to go into
work in a minute. Yeah, what do you do? I
am a dental assistant for an oral surgeon. Are you

(44:09):
working on any impacted teeth today? No, I don't think
today we're going to place implants today. Oh I had
one of those. That's a process. When you find out
someone who works for a dental office, you say, it's
another joke from W S j M. All of your
appointments are at two toursturbed. All right? People, people were complaining,

(44:35):
I guess stop playing to give me music. This is
great music. See when I did that metal show, I
you know, I was from the Bronx, so we I
wanted a hip hop show because that's what I was
listening to all would it be the mo In Turtle
hip hop show would have been? But they gave me
the metal show and I was like, what the hell
am I doing? It's good? It stretches you. People are

(44:55):
requesting Litton biscuit. They want us to keep rolling. You
know what someone just said a text in and this
is interesting, Teresa. They say radio stations don't play real
rock anymore, not here anymore. If that's what artists you
wish that we would play, what would that artists be? Oh,
that's a hard question, Bethany that well, we just change

(45:19):
format to hip hop. You want to hear hey, mo
yes Turtle, you wanna hear someventorious b I g we
just change for him and flip the format. Take that,
Take that, thanks for calling Teresa. Just flip format too.

(45:40):
I'm turtle. That's it. We gotta stop. People are questioning
black Sabbath little Marilyn Manson. Have you seen him lately? Yeah,
he's creepier than what. It's that froggy beautiful. No, there

(46:05):
was a picture of Marilyn Manson somewhere online like yesterday.
He's creepier than ever. You know. A friend of mine
actually was his landscaper in l A And they went
into his house and he had like baby bones on
the wall, like like baby Skeleton's gotta keep up that image.
I hope they were resin and not real. I'm sure

(46:25):
they were real. Sky Mall. That's my new band, Resin
Baby Carcasses. Now, welcome to the stage, resident baby Carcasses.
What's wrong? Straight? May alright? Do you wanna hear Marilyn Manson?
This is request for froggy. My name is Turtle. This

(46:54):
is a turtle in motion Marilyn Manson. People. I used
to think it's beautiful, peep whole beautiful people. Put your
eye up to me. I'm a whole. Never put your

(47:14):
eye to a people, You never know what my poke
out the other side. Amen. All right, what are you
throwing at Nate? Nate threw something at me and I
didn't catch it. But are you guys writing notes to
each other? Like? Oh, what is it? Good? Catch? What
are you guys doing? Um? We just like to throw
a paper at each other day. Now you're writing notes
to each other and throwing them. Why don't you just
text each other? Okay. By the way, people are texting

(47:37):
in that, we are now inspiring them to update their
rock playlists. Yeah, okay, by the way, rock So Nate
just wrote something on a piece of paper, crumpled it up,
and through it at Bethany. I just caught it, it
says Elvis Sucks. Should have texted that one. Al Right, Well,

(47:58):
I'm gonna go stuck at home, you guys at the show.
I'm leaving beautiful people, beautiful beautiful people. All right, we
gotta get in the headlines with Bethune. Alex let's go. Okay,
So let's start with Puerto Rico. Of course. So the
governor of Puerto Rico is calling for the suspension of
a law that's preventing the storm ravaged island from getting

(48:19):
the supplies it needs. Now, this is called the Jones Act.
It requires that shipping between the US ports be done
by ships owned by Americans. These are more expensive than
others around the world. Waiving the Act would allow ships
from neighboring islands to bring in supplies to Puerto Rico
what they desperately need. The President Trump says he's thinking
about waiving the Jones Act, but he says, quote, we
have a lot of shippers, a lot of people who

(48:40):
work in the shipping industry that don't want the Jones
Act lifted. Millions of people on the island have been
left with no power since Maria hit last week. They
need help so so badly. Hugh Hefner has passed away.
The nine year old founder of the Playboy Empire, passed
away peacefully at the Playboy Mansion of Natural Causes. The
first issue of Playboy in the early fifties featured a

(49:01):
nude picture of Marilyn Monroe that Hefner had purchased from
before she was famous. Over the years, the magazine also
featured articles from top writers like Hunter S. Thompson, Hey
Um Straight and at You Went to the Playboy mansioned.
Is that why you have that funny bump on your limp?
Did you get it to the grotto? What do you do?
I mean, was it really fun? I've never been. It's okay.

(49:22):
It really needed some updating. This was ten years ago
when I went. It's a lot of old, dirty shag carpeting,
that's what I remember. Um, this is your hourly reminder
to take a deep breath and we all work on.
A forty hour work week is sort of a thing
in the past. People work much much longer than that

(49:43):
every week. Well, our brains are wired to only work
twenty five hours a week minutes. It's three hours a day.
They're saying we should not work more than three hours
a minute, which I kind of agree. According to studies
conducted by scientists in Australia and Japan, our brains are
not built to work a normal work we week. Instead,
the limit is about twenty five hours, especially if you're
over the age of forty. After twenty five hours, brain

(50:05):
function starts to decline, making employees less effective and efficient.
So instead of a five day work week, it would
be a three day work week, which I think sounds wonderful.
It's right there go those your headlines. Wow, people are
asking more for the more more. In Turtle Show, I
see a turtle it is it really is Karin Turtle's

(50:26):
birthday today. I'm so happy, happy birthday. Care and Turtle.
You know what Lincoln Park hadn't Yeah, so much great music.
What a nice guy Chester right, Lincoln Park on the
mom in Turtle Show connect to the same. All these

(50:56):
weds then make no sense. Soon notice less, I hear
the unless you're says, you'll find that out where everything
you say I want step guys, and I'm about the life.
I need a little room to h I want stap

(51:18):
water today and I'm about the light I find the answers.
I'm so creative. Wish I could find a way to
just sup all these stuff. They make no sense. I
found listening orus the thing seems to go away, Ober

(51:38):
and now room gainful. Everything you saying, I'm bad. You
want stap want today, and I'm about to light. I
need a little room to break because i want to
stamp today that I'm about the right. Everything you say,
I want stap today and I'm about the life I need.

(52:01):
Lincoln Park arguably one of the best bands of all time. Chester.
When Chester Bennington was here, we played this for him
and you can see how he was even moved by
his own voice. Listen to his voice without background music
in the song heavy, Why is everything so happy? Holding

(52:25):
so much more than knacky Garby? I keep dragging around
with bringing me down, and but just let go, I'll
be set free, Holly, No, why is everything so mappy?
What a talented guy? All right? I gotta take a break.
Your phone tap? Who does the phone tap? Today's Oh,

(52:47):
it's time for the more phone tap? Coming up next?
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Elvis durand Elvis Durant phone tap, Daniel, tell me all
about your thing? All right? So Penny wanted us to
phone tap her roommate Joy Joey is very overprotective of
her clothes. Hates when Penny borrows anything without asking. So

(53:29):
Penny admitted to Joy that she once again borrowed a
sweater and she dropped it off at the dry cleaner.
So I'm calling from the dry cleaners. We've got a
little issue with the sweater. All right. See what happens
with Danielle's phone tap? Here we go. Hello, Yes, Hi,
I'm looking for Joy. Please is hey Joy? This is
Lisa from you know, do we had cleaners? Okay, I'm

(53:50):
calling about the sweater you dropped off the other day. Um, well,
my roommate, Penny dropped it off. I tried everything that
I could do to get this vomit stain out, and
I just can't get it out, bobbit. Yeah, I mean
I tried every chemical that I have in the back
of the store. First of all, it's a pretty big
stain right in the front of the shirt. I'm sorry,
I just didn't realize. My roommate didn't tell me that
that's what was on the sweater. So there's a huge

(54:13):
bobbitt stain on my three sweater. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's
gonna have to be replaced. There's nothing I can do. Yeah,
I mean yeah, I mean I don't know. I mean,
is it completely ruin? You need a new sweater? There's
no no way to say this sweater. I'm sorry. Aren't
you used to this? I mean, don't you get blankets
that have the kids have thrown up on? Why can't
you get to stain out? I thought I think whoever

(54:35):
did it was drinking red wine and that is like
didn't It's just it's not good. It's just not good.
Can you call pain and let her know? Because really,
this is her responsibility. Is that the other number on file? Yes, okay,
I'll give her a call, all right, thank you? Okay,
you well, I'm sorry, Okay, okay, she must be freaking
out right now. She's gonna kill me, all right, So

(54:57):
you know she's gonna try and call you, so then
we'll call her back. Okay, Hello, Hey, what's up? Hi?
So the clean has just called me about the sweater
for some reason. Okay, okay, what did they say? They
said they can't get the red wine skin out of

(55:19):
my cream colored sweater, which makes a lot of sense. Penny,
I'm sorry it was a mistake, dude. What am I
gonna do? He threw up on me? It wasn't unpleasant.
It wasn't like, you know what, but if you take
somebody's sweater without asking, I mean, are you gonna give
me this money? I can't. I don't have that money. Well,
you shouldn't have taken something that was so valuable. I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say. I never knew you

(55:40):
liked that sweater so much. It's not like it's you
ever said that this was your favorite sweater, how high.
I try not to wear it all that often because
of how nice it was. I didn't want to just
wear it to a club because I mean, then what's
the point of having it If you're not gonna wear it?
What is that any of your business? It's not even
it's besides the point, Penny, what do you want me
gonna do? I mean, it wasn't even me that I

(56:01):
threw up. It was this. It was a guy. It
was like an accident, like what do you want me
to do? Here? What the guy? Day? We took our
clothes off and the floater was on the floor, and
he leaned over and threw up on it. And I
didn't even know that it was down there until like
an hour later when I went to put my clothes
back on. Yeah, he was hot. He was a little drunk,

(56:22):
so that he was hot. You know, at least my
boyfriend doesn't vomit all over the place. And the little boyfriend,
he's not your boyfriend. So is he a random hook up? Who?
How is that? This is Danielle Minaro from Elvis Durand
in the Morning show. You just got phone tapped. Oh
my god, I cannot even move. What is this going
to be on the radio? Tap was prerecorded when permission

(56:49):
granted by All Party Space Elvis Duran. Phone tab were
on Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Hi, this is
Lady Gaga and you're listening to my friend Elvis Durant
and speaking Lady Gaga. Five ft two. That's the Lady
Gaga documentary that's on Netflix. I saw it the other day.

(57:12):
I loved it. I thought it was really great, very telling.
It was great to see her doing her thing and
she drives a car like Danielle. Don't ask you watch
the watch the documentary and you're gonna laugh your ass
off and you see what she does. Hey, I love
producer Sam as well. Hey, producer Sam. Hi, she always
makes us feel good. She tells us about people in

(57:32):
organizations that need our help. Yes, and today you have
a very special when we've heard of since we were kids,
but they're still going strong. Yeah, Meals on Wheels. It's
this incredible organization throughout the US. And if you can,
you write a check and you help support. They provide
meals and companionship for elders who really can't leave and
don't have family around to help them out. So it's safety,

(57:54):
it's emotional safety. It's so great for them, and it's
nutrition of course. But you can also just volunteer, are
your time if you want to be one of these
people to bring this kind of light to somebody's day. Um,
and and that's why they're so amazing and they definitely
need our help. So I was super happy that greg
T was excited about it when I told him about it.
Greg T, you actually got excited about going out helping

(58:15):
an older person out with a nutritious meal and some
and some festive companionship. The only thing I'm not excited
about is that a lot of times the places that
I had to go to, their elevators aren't working and
I have to walk up the stairs. Really, what floor
is this. Uh, this older gentleman living on this one
is on floor number twelve. How many floors are you up?

(58:39):
I'm finally at twelve. I waited for you to come
to me while I was on eleven. All right, so
we found it. We found an older gentleman who could
use some nutrition and friendship. And you're about to go
to his apartment. I certainly am e. This is on
Facebook Live right now, Elvis Durand Show. We don't knock
on the door. Yeah, let's wait, don't go in. I

(59:01):
want to see. Let me go to Elvis Durant show
on Facebook Live. Okay, I'm hopefully I'm waving. There you are.
Oh yeah, okay, there you are. Okay, Facebook Live, Elvis
duran Show. What kind of food? Let me see the
food Werthers and Raisin brands. Just because this gentleman is

(59:24):
older doesn't mean you have to buy him old man food.
The stuff that my grandmother, we know for a fact
that meals on wheels provides box lunches and dinners that
are very nutritious and balanced. Yeah, did you take him
fig Newton's and stuff like that. I have that's like

(59:44):
eating ants. Okay, Okay, A lot of people are watching
on Facebook Live. People, alright, I'm picking your nose? Te
Why are you picking your nose on Facebook Live? I
feel like it's like, what's something wants to come out? Stop?
All right? Well, come on, don't serve food to a

(01:00:08):
new elderly friend after picking your night. All right, knock
on the door. Let's let's see who's home. I'm dying
to meet this John. Where's your hand sanitizer? Hello? Bred
T from Meals on Wheels also a part of the
Elvis Duran Morning Show. Right here in New York. Can

(01:00:31):
you open? Shir? Hello? So I wouldn't open for him?
Who's home? Uncle, Uncle Johnny? Excellent? We found an old
guy at home. It's Uncle Johnny. I want you? What
am I doing? I don't have my day dat? I

(01:00:52):
can't even eat this? He does hear you? Right now?
What are you guys going here? Uncle john Famous Uncle Johnny?
Does your shirt have many holes in it? Yes? It does? Okay? Good?
Are you wearing pants? Uncle john in my pajamas? I

(01:01:15):
don't have my tapein okay? Alright, well look your uncle Johnny.
Somethings your pants? Something tells me that you aren't you
really aren't deserving of a meal from meals on Wheels.
And I mean there are people out there who really
really need that. You know, I need I need cocktails
on wheels. Well, that's a new organization we're starting. What'scary.

(01:01:38):
If you notice, if you're on Facebook live on the
Elvista Rand Show, you could see the seventeen liquor bottles
in the background. That's one of his many bars. Well,
Uncle Johnny, Yeah, what can I put? This bad down?
Is heavy? I know, got you all good stuff, Uncle Johnny.
So look what we got you. We got stuff to
really make your stool fin and we got what No, no,

(01:02:00):
that's not what we do at Meals on Wheels. Well
I added that in there. I threw that in there.
Uncle Johnny does he he does love his stool softener. Yeah,
doc lax, I think it's called dukie la me get
out of the house. Did you brush your tooth? He
did not yet? Yeah I don't. He has a tooth.

(01:02:25):
Oh my god. He can put his tongue through his
like a lizard. Ok. Look, we're not there to make
fun of the elderly. Put uncle all right, hold on, Yeah,
why did you guys doing? Look you know you've heard
of Meals on Wheels, and I'm sure you have many
friends that would truly do deserve a visit from Meals

(01:02:45):
on Wheels. They do great work. I don't think you're
quite there yet, you know, probably haven't gone shopping yet.
All right, Well, Uncle Johnny, you've been home for over
a week. You haven't gone shopping, but you go to
the Monster and have cocktails every day. I see you,
they're posting on Facebook. Yeah, well I'm on a diet booze,

(01:03:05):
Uncle Johnny. Are you coming in to make a cocktail tomorrow? Yes,
I'll be there tomorrow. What are you making? I'm making? Uh?
I got it. Well, the name is coming up. It's
going to be called veggie Bacon Maple Mary. What did
you call me? Veggie bacon maple Mary? Yes, because we

(01:03:28):
take it for the fall better than pumpkin will have.
We'll have well, I know, but Uncle Johnny, it's still
I don't feel like it's fall yet. We still need
summer drinks. Well, this is well, you're getting a little
maple okay, Mary May it's really funny. We're looking at
your apartment on Facebook live and you've got you've got
bottles of booze on every single table. It's like you

(01:03:51):
decorate with booze bottles. Uncle Johnny, is that is that
tar that's on your shirt? It's what is that? Know it?
It's it's a ship. Alvis got me a long time ago.
It's time to go shopping. That's a design. It's a design.
It looks like you spilled like tar on it. That's

(01:04:15):
one of those designed the shirt. He was like a
lot of money too. What hey, you know he's got
all pictures of Lucille Ball and he's got Louis Armstrong.
This place looks like it was stop the nineteen seven one, isn't.
His apartment looks like backstage at a Broadway theater. If

(01:04:38):
the Adams family had a Manhattan apartment would be this one.
He has old cups are green. They turn green. He
hasn't watched them green. They're supposed to be green. That's okay, Look,
we gotta go, but uncle Johnny, thank you. We'll see
you with cocktails tomorrow. Okay, alright, that's depressing glass. That's
depression glass. Money. Those are worth a lot of money,
a lot of Uncle Johnny. Johnny, it was in a

(01:05:00):
time capsule. Yeah, that's what they called me and junior
high school. A lot of money, A lot of money.
All right, we gotta go. I love your uncle, Johnny, great,
great tea. We really want to help out. Meals on Wheels.
We gotta take this, We need to take this more seriously.
So I want you to to come home. We'll figure
out something you can do. Okay, Yeah, and then the
food is still all right, good bye. So Meals on

(01:05:23):
Wheels all right, that wasn't exactly the way you're supposed
to do it, but effort greg te. They actually have
prepared meals. So if you go to Meals on Wheels
America dot org, you can sign up and you can
actually go pick up a prepared meal. You don't have
to buy ducal X for anybody. That's very good. We
love meals on Who Thank you, Sam. Thanks guys, I

(01:05:48):
had you pull some sound at what was that it
was for? Oh? Okay, So Hugh Hefner passed away. We
got the news this morning from Bethany. Now, we were
talking yesterday about the Playboy mansion and Hugh Hefner, and
the story goes, the mansion was for sale, but when
you bought the Playboy Mansion, you you had They had
to include Hugh Hefner, and he was going to be

(01:06:11):
allowed to live in the mansion until he passed away,
and so you had to You can own the mansion,
but you had to let him live there. Yes, it's
like buying a house that's haunted with a ghost, except
the ghost is still alive. Exactly. Well, people are saying
today that we are the reason he passed away. We
jinx him. Let me be very clear. He was nineties
something years old and bad health. We we would not
wish death on anyone. But anyway, here's how the conversation went.

(01:06:34):
And I wasn't as bad as Danielle. Well, well, you
know that Hugh Hefner at the Playboy mansion in uh
in Los Angeles. It's the same thing. They sold the mansion, right,
but they said you can buy this beautiful it needs
to be redone. It's kind of a mess, Playboy mansion.
But Hugh Hefner has to come as a part of
the mansion. So there's an old guy living upstairs. He's

(01:06:55):
just propping up in the corner. So you can't so
you can't really like that pop him up in the
corner in the corner. Well, now, you don't have to
do that anymore. I'm sorry. I didn't know he's gonna die. Well,
I know he was going to die eventually, because we
all are going to die eventually. But I'm sorry, and

(01:07:17):
I meant no disrespect. And I look, girl, Girls next
Door is one of my favorite shows. I give him
full credit for them. So you haven't nerd did pass away?
It's not our fault. Stop texting. Come on, think before
you text. Uh maybe I should think before I speak
him up in the corner. I bet it's I bet

(01:07:39):
you can get it for a good deal. Now you
know somebody didn't somebody by someone? Al Right, well, what
are we doing to Danielle report? Look how late you are.
I didn't say anything. You're going to curse now? Alright? Alright,
daniel alright, so you toobe. But it is doing a
bunch of really cool things. First of all, there's a
peek into the life of Demmi Lava Auto. It's called

(01:08:00):
Simply Complicated. It's a documentary hitting YouTube on October sevente
and then Katy Perry has released a trailer for her
upcoming feature length behind the scenes special for YouTube. Read
that premieres October four, So a lot of really cool
things going on on YouTube right now. We just heard
YouTube crashed. Okay, you killed YouTube. It's not very nice. Okay,

(01:08:23):
let's talk about the Disney. Disney Channel star Jenna Ortega.
She's from Stuck in the Middle. She plays Harley Diaz.
If you watch the show, you know, uh. So she
has decided to give back on her birthday. She spent
her birthday with Starlight Children's Foundation visiting patients at u
c l a um Mattel Children's Hospital. She posted a

(01:08:43):
picture of her and her patients on Instagram, said, the
best way to spend my birthday is helping others smile
hashtag Starlight Smile. So that is really really cool. Love
when celebrities do nice things. So we already have Katy Perry,
we already have Luke Brian. Now it looks like ABC
is could mincing Lionel Ritchie to return to the negotiating
table American Idol's so happy he's dancing on the scene.

(01:09:07):
I actually think that he would be good because is
it gonna make you watch it? Because he's been in
the music industry for a really long time? Is it
going to make you watch it? He might make me
watching respect for him. You know what, he knows a
lot about the business. And I think that's what we're
missing from American idols. I think we're missing the fact
that it's it's been. It's you can't bring back a

(01:09:29):
show that never really left negative Nancy, Relax. Let him try.
You know, it's paying the bills over to see Chris's house.
Think goodness, by the way, he was just done. Pit
Bull is doing his part to help people in hurricane
ravage Puerto Rico. He recently put his private jet to

(01:09:49):
good use the food cancer patients from Puerto Rico to
hospitals in the States for treatment, because you know, many
of the hospitals in Puerto Rico still do not have power.
So he arranged to fly these patients to hospitals who
they can undergo their chemotherapy. And he was talking to
the Daily News about it, and he said, thank God,
we're blessed to help and I'm just doing my part.
So hey, you know our buddy Max, Max Schneider his

(01:10:10):
uh he went gold yesterday he did. Yeah him back
to you. Okay, Thursday night football on a Thursday, the
Packers and the Bears. Gray's You've got Will and Gray's
eleven years later. I know lots of people are excited
about this site. It's gonna be so awesome, great news
in Chicago fire and next hour we're gonna talk about
Cardi b Her dentist is very happy. Love her. Back

(01:10:37):
to you, all right, we'll be right back. Elvis Duran
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code to Elvis to save ten percent. Right now, it's
LifeLock dot com. Why don't we take a listen? Hello,
this is great. I love this show. Pity it every

(01:11:18):
day in the Morning Show. I love that song from Logic.
I love everything that Logic does. He's just such a
dynamic human being and it comes to in his music.
You know what, we should invite Logic to be on
the jingle Ball Tour this year. Incredible. No one, no

(01:11:38):
one can totally engage a crowd with a crowd like Logic.
And by the way, it's Kaleid. People get DJ Khaled
and Khalid mixed up? Yeah, stop it? Do you think
one's mad at the other being too close? You change?
You need to change your name. No, you need to
change your name. No, they're both fun and if people

(01:12:00):
just need to know, it's either DJ Khaled or Khaleed?
What are the other? Uh? Should we go around the room? Scary?
What's on your mind today? So? I was flipping through
QVC last week and I saw these meatballs on TV,
and I'm like, meat balls on QVC. I'm gonna do
the mail order meatballs. Let me tell you something. I

(01:12:21):
judged the book by its cover. I I did not
know that they were gonna be so great. These Mama
Mancini meat balls were so damn good man. How could
something so brilliant and beautiful and and awesome tasting come
from QVC, the home shopping network that that sells jewelry?
And so I I misjudged. So never judge a book
by its cover. Never know, well, you did a great thing.

(01:12:43):
You didn't judge by its cover? Right? I was going
to because I laughed at first. I ordered them as
the Mama Mancini Mama mat Cini's. They were cheese stuffed
meat balls. Yes, I ordered them from QBC. Okay, Mama Mancini.
I mean I can go online order them. I bet

(01:13:04):
you can on Amazon. Everything can get everything on Amazon.
What's up with you, Danielle? So last night we were, um,
we were leaving to go to back to school night,
so I needed to throw something together quickly, and um,
I decided to go to Wendy's and I got their
taco salad with the chili. It was so good. Have

(01:13:27):
you had Wendy's taco salad with the chili over between
you and I'm getting hungry over cold lettuce? You put
like the warm chili and chop me and then the
cheese and it was so good. It was so much
better than I thought it was gonna be. So if
you need a quick fix and you don't have time
to cook, Wendy's always okay. So what food are you

(01:13:50):
talking about? What isn't about food? I was, I'm being
reminded again that you really should be a tourist in
your own city. Talk about it. Be because my sister
is coming into town this morning, and she's told me
the list of things that she wants to do. Well,
she's here, and they are all things that I have
never done before and probably would not have done unless

(01:14:10):
she was here. What are you gonna do? What's on
your list? Tonight? We're going to the ballet. There's like
a big there's like a big ballet gala tonight, which
so we're just going to the show um and then
we're going to the opera. My sister is a library
and she's very classy. So we're going to the opera
um on Saturday, and then we're going she wants to
go to the Southeby's auction house to see what they

(01:14:31):
have on auction, even though we can't afford any of it.
She likes to like see in person with You're doing
stuff that you would never ever do without your sister,
and it's also very fancy. No, but no matter what
it is, if you if there's a new antique store
that just opened, you get to walk around your antique store,
if there's a new restaurant that just opened, it's really
important to try harder to experience new things in your
own city. There you go, We'll have the ballet. Someone

(01:14:55):
else I know is going to the ballet tonight. There's
what's the name of the show. It's the Big the
Big Twinkle Toes. She's googling you ready for sound, Garrett? Yes,
by the way, the Elvis Duran Top five, the e
d Top five. We're about to tell you the top
five songs in the world. It's the only countdown that matters.

(01:15:16):
We're getting into that in just a second. Anybody want
turkey making? Oh no, it's I'll take something, Okay, all right?
What's the name of the show? Oh god, September. What's
the date today, isn't it? Are we on the radio?
This is the most boring moment on our show, Frog.
What's on your mind today? Oh? You know, I'm just
sitting here and listening to the golden tones of all right, well,

(01:15:39):
let's just move on. Bethany, can't find the name of
the valet. I know the tickets are at home. Alright,
uh sound Garrett? All right, let's start with this. So
Danielle was telling us a story about Harry Styles covering
little Big Town Girl Crush at a show. Well, he
actually did a studio version of it. And this is
what it sounds like. Man, Harry Styles is in concert

(01:16:06):
here tonight. I really want to go Radio City. See
the thing with that song though, is it's sung by
a woman about a woman, So by it a guy
singing in about a girl, it takes away from what
the song is about. It's a love song, it's what else,
all right? So let's do a different countdown before we
get into the e D Top five. This is the
psychotic countdown. So, ny, you did a study of about

(01:16:29):
two people, and they found out that if you're a psychopath,
you're bound to listen to at least one of these
two songs. So this is the number two songs? Are
you telling me this is the psychopath countdown? This is
the psychopath countdown. Let's see what number two is. Yes, well, okay,
just because you love this song doesn't mean you're a psychopath.

(01:16:49):
But they're saying that people who have been determined to
be psychopaths love this song. Yes, you have that in
common with them, Bethany, Okay, great running song if you're
at the gym or you're working out, or if you're
a psychopath, or you're a psychopath. But number one Black Street,
No Dignity, perfect, and I like the way you work

(01:17:10):
in No Dignity. By the way, I've been reminded, today's
not seven thank you to all seven thousand people who
sent a text. Actually it's you buffoon. You know they
listen to no diggity out of the word buffoon, no dignity.
Number one on these cycle, Packed down Down and this
is so stupid. Came across my timeline on YouTube. So

(01:17:32):
this is from two thousand one. It actually has gotten
five million views over the last week. This is the
chicken yodoler been up a chicken yodolder? How many of streams?

(01:17:53):
Five million over the past week. It already has twenty
billion views. Hey, speaking of billion views, you know, Communicabo
was here and she did her acoustic version of Havana.
We put it up online over two hundred thousand views
in like hours hours. That's insane. It was the first

(01:18:14):
time she did an acoustic version of that song too,
So love her. All right. Let's get into the e
D Top five, or we called the Elvis Duran Top
five countdown, the only countdown that matters, of course. So
these are the songs that you are loving on I
Heart Radio and all over the world. Number five Zane
c dust Till Dogs number five on the e D

(01:18:39):
Top five were and we're just talking about him coming
in number four Logic Alessia Cara and Colleade with a
day number three. She was in here earlier. This week
opened up for Bruno Mars Duelipo with new rules one.

(01:19:00):
So pick up the phone. You know he's on the
number three on the Elvis Durant Top five, the only
countdown that matters. Yes, number two, keylor Swift. Look what
you made me do? What? What's number one? Number one?
Miss Cardi b Vodac Yellow. Yes, it is for me
if you want to He's expensive, he's just Hey. Did

(01:19:22):
you see the video I put up on my Instagram?
The little baby, the baby crying and watching Cardi by
and Elvis Durant. Check it out. Another thing I want
you to do today, and I've never talked about this,
I want you to subscribe to us on YouTube. We've
got all sorts of stuff on our YouTube channel and
a lot of people don't even know about it because
we never talked about. It's kind of like a top
secret room we have that only you know about. So

(01:19:46):
YouTube is doing a lot of cool stuff your tube.
And then finally, let's let's talk about the trending song
you should know about Miley Sister Noah Cyrus. This is
again my girlfriend baby Noah. She u adopted a puppy

(01:20:16):
at the I Heart Radio Music Festival. I love her.
And there you go. There's the top five. Thank you.
You're fabulous, Garrett, and you're a good American. Don't forget
to subscribe to our YouTube channel. Very important. What are
you guys talking about? Nate and Bethan, you're always talking
to each other. What are you talking about? I needed

(01:20:36):
to know if she had something she doesn't have, So
now we won't do that thing that I thought we
were going to be able to do. But that's fine.
So you weren't supposed to see that. That's why we
passed notes. And was it What's Trending? Yes, I was
going to feature something today that turns out is sold out,
so I am trying to find something else sold it
out before you even talked about it. I have like
a running list of things I want to feature on

(01:20:57):
What's Trending, But then when I'm ready to use them,
sometimes times they've already. Yeah, Elvis notes flying around behind
your back all the time around here, and we all
exchange notes because those are just like kind of like
stage directions. That's the stuff in parentheses when we're reading
a script, they're not the stuff that's supposed to go
out on the radio. Walk to your left, Elvis, pan left. Well, okay,

(01:21:20):
so there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff
going on in the background on our show that you
don't see because you know we're here, you don't see it.
But now I'm finding out that even in the room
I'm working and I don't see half the stuff that's
going up. Yes, it's supposed to be that way. Gosh,
there's people listen to the show. They're like, what do
you guys really do for a living? And don't really
do much. We just sit around and talk and you know,
out of everyone in here, I mean, Bethany does the news.

(01:21:42):
He prepares the news, and Daniel prepares her Danielle report.
Other than that, we don't really do anything. No, no,
what are you doing right now? Straight now? Tomorrow? Oh
we're doing a Celebrity Jeopardy tomorrow. That's so cool with Bethany.
Oh Gregg t he's going to be playing as well.
Are you playing Celebrity Jeopardy tomorrow? Well, Elvis, I am.

(01:22:05):
I had asked maybe I should not, because you know,
I'm I'm not gonna get anything right, so I think
that that's kind of like, you know, everything to sit
there and laugh at me. That's why I opt out.
Like suppose how much fun it is to the dentist
and they pull my teeth out? That's fun. He loves it.

(01:22:25):
He's the smart one of the crew. Yeah, one time
because it was a Disney Princess category. My buzzer never works.
I can't get the buzz of the work. Hey, are
you a nail biter? So you frog you bite your nails?
How do you get someone to stop biting their nails.
There's someone important to be in my life. I shall

(01:22:46):
not use his name. He won't stop. I didn't say
he won't stop biting his nails. You can. There's something
you can put on them that doesn't taste good. It
makes you stop and go right back. But he bots
his toe nail. It looks funny when he's driving his car.

(01:23:07):
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(01:23:35):
louder than ever in Philly. Thank you, Eric, We're on Hey,
So I was looking at Cosmo dot com. Cosmopolitan dot
com signs that you're a hot mess. You have food
stuck to you right now, Bethany looking at not your
underwears inside out. You had no idea that's happened many times.

(01:23:59):
You You rub hand sound sanitized under your armpits instead
of deodorant because you ran out of deodorant that works.
That would burn. You cut open your shampoo bottles with
scissors to scrap about the remains because you keep forgetting
to buy shampoo. You spend many nights waking up in
random apartments. Your finger is basically your primary toothbrush. I
did that yesterday, not the random apartment, but the finger is.

(01:24:21):
You're eating grated cheese straight from the bag. I've done that.
There's basically a full meal in your laptop that's on
the keyboard. Let's see you were you were in the
same shirt you slept in last night. I done. Let's see.
You use Elmer's glue to stick to soles, back to
your favorite shoes. You spray deodorant on your head because
you thought it was dry shampoo. These are ways that

(01:24:44):
we've found out you're a hot mess. More clothing is
on your floor than on hangars in your closet. Oh
that's my sister, Oh my god's your phone screen is
so cracked? How it's just cracked. There are some people

(01:25:04):
who go decades, it seems like at least months without
ever thinking about getting a new screw. Well, you can't
read what it says in there, Like nobody understand what
the person texted. You saw somebody's phone the other day.
It was cracked. There was more glass missing than they
had glass left, and they're still using the phone. That
is so bad. And they had like shards of glass

(01:25:27):
in their thumb. Another sign your hot mess. You've run
out of toilet papers, so you start using other things
paper towels, Yeah, and what else? Uh, calendar, day of
the week, calendar socks. Sometimes we're just lazy. We don't
want we don't want to get stuff done. We're hoping
bunch of brown socks. You're walking barefoot through the bar

(01:25:50):
carrying your shoes at the end of the night. So anyway,
my favorite thing on this list was brushing your teeth
with your finger. Yeah, you have to or you have
food stuck to you. Yeah. What's that straightening when you
dig through the dirty laundry and sniff a pair of
undies to see if you can wear them. Yeah, I've

(01:26:10):
done that. Yeah, I think that's a men thing. I've
done that with clothes, but never underwear ever, ever, ever,
Guys do it, But that's a guy thing. I think,
not at all guy thing. I don't think you know
how many times. Wait, this is my favorite. My son,
my toy year old son, will throw his socks in
the hamper, but they're rolled up as they were in

(01:26:31):
the draw, And I'll say to him, if you're gonna
lie and make me think that you actually wore new socks,
at least unroll them and throw them in the hamper
the right way. When they're rolled up, I know you
didn't even attempt to put on. And then the underwear
that I left him out is still there. I'm like,
what do you got on? I put him on? You
don't where from the day before. He's like, boys, are

(01:26:55):
I your gross? You know you're messed up when you
wake up on the toy it or if you cry
on the sidewalk at two in the morning, Yeah, yeah,
you're messed up. We've all cried on the sidewalk into
and cried on the subway yesterday at like, why are

(01:27:15):
you crying on the subway? Stress? From what? You have?
No stress in your life? You have zero stress. I'm
the only stress you have in your life. She has
no stress. She has the easiest life ever ever. You know.
You know, sometimes it's like a combination of like um,

(01:27:37):
lack of sleep, and then like one little thing and
then you just melt down. It's like I was running
on about three hours of sleep and I got a
text from someone who needed something and I was like
I been like two minutes later. Remember yesterday I told
you that I get so tired of people texting me.
If my phone across the room and ding, I'm like stop, yeah,

(01:27:57):
leave me alone. It happened again yesterday. I was just
minding my own business. I just wanted a little quiet
piece and quiet. Then I hear like, what what do
you want? Leave me alone? Who do you go to
the phone there straight, Nate, don't quet Nate. Sometimes we
have to just sometimes we see Bethany, we just give

(01:28:19):
her big hugs. Yeah, she needs hugs. Do you have
that one friend who's always kind of just pathetic? No,
we didn't say she's pathetic. She needs big hugs all
the time. She's not the pathetic you act pathetic. Sometimes
she's just she No, not, that's that's not the right word.

(01:28:41):
Now you're being It looks like she's going to like
someone draws me to need those big hugs. This is like, tu,
am I really the worst thing in your mind in
your life? Today? No? Today? Yesterday? Yes, I was so
nice to you yesterday. Yes I know you were not

(01:29:06):
how funny because you know, Nate and I we're talking,
We're like, what's wrong with Bettany today? What we were
saying that today? Yesterday we did. Yeah, so you're saying
that I was wrong with you yesterday. I think today
he's being nice to very nice. It was nice to
you yesterday. Well, okay, what did I do? That was me? Wait,
I don't think you were nice to do a lot
of I think you were having a day yesterday. But

(01:29:29):
that's fine. We're all day. I am in a pissy
mood and I don't want to talk to anybody. Now.
I'll be honest with you, and I'm not kissing your ass.
I don't think you were in a mood yesterday. I
got some nice texts from you yesterday. I was not
in a mood. Fun is it in a mood with
me yesterday? That doesn't mean you weren't in the mood
with anybody. Do you think it's funny how someone's having
a bad day and they blame it on others. I

(01:29:50):
got my periods though, See, that's why you're being mean
to me. Very happy I have a period in five
months since my breast surgery. So is all that plumbing connect?
Gonna tell you, the breast surgery really did something to
my body where it changed like that cycle. It changed
like my bowels a little bit, and not to get growth.

(01:30:10):
But when you go in for surgery, it shocks your
body in a way and it takes time sometimes to
get back to normal. And I feel like I'm just
starting to get back to normal. So it's like it
was five months. I'm like, this is ridiculous. No, I'm
not pregnant, obviously, No, No one accused you of that,
but I'm just wanting. I mean, look, you know, guys
don't fully understand you're plumbing, right, and so if you

(01:30:33):
have something like a traumatic something happened to you, like surgery,
it actually messes messages with your cycle. And they also
said because when they take breast tissue out, which is
what I did, stick up reduction, um this, hormones and
all kinds of other things in it that they're taking out,
and that kind of messes with your makeup, your body makeup.
So it's crazy how it's all connected. By the way,

(01:30:53):
I don't think you're pathetic, you know what I'm kidding,
Thank you. The thing is, we we kid about stuff
on this show when the mics are off, but when
you turn the mics on, everyone people listening take everything literally.
They take everything as being serious, right, They don't know
behind the scenes. You should hear what you should hear
what Bethany says to me? What did I say? But

(01:31:17):
I know that you're kidding. Mean thing that I said
to she said, well, well, I can't even say it
on the air. It had to do with a bag
of DS. You told me to go. That's a bag
of which to me, it's like a compliment. I'm like, okay,
it's more of an invitation or a way to plan
your day exactly. But you know what it's It's funny

(01:31:40):
because people listen to the show and they hear us
like kidding around, but they think we're being serious. We're not.
Now where are you laughing? There are certain things you
can't say on the air that we say to each
other behind the scene, exactly because if we said on
air we get an FCC fund are Remember one day

(01:32:00):
I was trying to explain something to Elvis. I'm like, man,
that thing s is a d like that sounds like
a compliment. Remember what I said to my mom that day?
And then You're like, oh my gosh, how we were
supposed to go with somewhere? And Daniel says, that's a
real pig fr mother, don't say that. What's that? I

(01:32:23):
meet listeners on the street, listeners, the first thing they
always say to me is, why does Elvis so mean
to you? And Greg t? And I'm like, he's not.
I'm like, that's just friends playing around, don't you guys.
Don't you guys like I don't know you know this,
this is a weird job because people want us to
be real, but when we're real, they can't handle it.
You can't handle the truth. What do you know? What

(01:32:43):
Stockholm syndrome? Is? Scary? What's that? What a Stockholm syndrome?
Google it? I gotta google that to hold on stock
and tell me? Hello? Hello, Abby? Hello, Abby? What's going on? Hi?
How you guys hearing? Hello? Lady? Hello? Hello? What's happened

(01:33:06):
to Abby? What's going on? So? I'm calling about the
being a hot mess? And you know you're a hot
mess when you pour water on your cereal because you're
too clazy to go out. Yeah, yeah, I've done that.
You really want that cereal taste, but you don't have
any milk, but you just are too lazy to go
buy the milk. Yeah, exactly. Hey, why does Scary have
the lactaid commercial account? Because I recently started using it?

(01:33:31):
Oh no, actually I think they had asked me originally,
and I was doing milk already. They never asked me
to do commercials around here anyway. Okay, so next time
you buy milk, buy lactaine because it's easier in your stomach.
My brother is thank you very much. My brother needs
to use he uses the lactate pills. Those things and
my brother, my father before he has ice creamed those
things are amazing. What's up, Scotty B. Well, you know

(01:33:54):
I heard the Scary do in the commercials too, and
I'm like, dude, my house is full of lactat. We
use the milk, the cottage cheese, the ice cream and
the pills. What they should ask you to do that?
That's right? They should remember what Bethany when they asked
Scary to do the like Pampers commercials, because they asked
all of us, and I was like, I don't have children. Now,
they didn't ask anybody who had kids. They asked everyone

(01:34:15):
who didn't have kids, so why so I thought it
was odd that Scary was doing diaper commercials and he
had to like host the baby race. Okay, well, it's
it's a cool concept, but but I have I've been
drinking like tape for years, but no one ever wants
me to do the like tape commercial. By the way, Danielle,
did you figure out what Stockholms and years describe it to? Scary? Okay?

(01:34:36):
Feelings of trust or affection felt in certain cases of
kidnapping or hostage taking by a victim toward a captor.
That means you have Stockholm. They actually asked Scary to
do the vaginal rejuvenation commercials Oh my gosh. That no, no, no,
they did. They did not. Hi, I'm Scary Jones for

(01:34:59):
vaginal Rejuvenate. Oh my gosh. Do you know. I had
a meeting with them about that, because because sometimes after
you have children, you laugh a little and you pee
a little. It's happens, and you know what I'm feeling
if you've had kids. So they said, oh, you know what,
and if we could put that into the commercial. I'm like,
I'm not sure if I feel comfortable talking about my

(01:35:19):
vagina on the radio and then read. After that, they
called me and asked if Lisa wanted to do because
I told them that Lisa might be interested. Why would
you say that because she was talking to me about hers,
so she's walking around with sleeve wizard over here. Then
they are scary that you'd be interested. You know a

(01:35:42):
lot about those he said, Elvis knows all there is
about that area of the body. Lucy's. It actually is
a surgery that has helped a lot of women. It has,
But it's just weird that they would have scary to
do the commercial. I just thought it was odd. Um. Yes, Brian, Brian, Hi, Brian,

(01:36:04):
what's going on? I was calling him about the hot mess? Yeah?
You know you're a hot mess when you do what?
All right? So you know you're a hot mess when
you're too hungover to washing the dishes, so you drink
water out of pots and pans? Really, yeah, you drink
water pots and pans, just trying to find a vessel.
I've been there before. I've been way too over to

(01:36:26):
washing dishes. I'm like am I doing today? So pots
and pans, that's what I'm drinking out? Hot mess? All right? Excellent, Brian,
thank you. Yeah, you just need something to get the
water from the pigott to your mouth. You put your
mouth straight up to the spa. Well I've done that,
not while anyone's watching. Hi, errand hey, I've got a
hot mess for you. Yes, ma'am. I accidentally went out

(01:36:46):
of the house with a pair with one black tennis
shoe on and one light great tennis Yeah. How far
how far awayed from the house did you get with
opposite shoes on? About two hours and so we pointed
it out. No, I saw it when I sat down
on the toilet, Honey, I would, but I would like

(01:37:09):
to say it was the eclipse that did it. It
was the equipse day. Yeah, you know, the eclipse screwed
up the entire world. We're totally convinced of that. And
I told everybody that I was doing it to celebrate
the eclipse of Black One. Was the darkness and the
light that was fast thinking. It's a fashion statement. All right, Well, excellent, Aaron,

(01:37:29):
thank you. I have a good day, all right, Danielle,
what's going on? All right? So, Christie Brinkley's nineteen year
old daughter, Sailor, will be in the next Sports Illustrated
Swimson edition. This will make her the first second generation
model to do this. You know, Christy has done it
since she was nineteen. Cardi b has a major dental
work done last year, and she talks about her dentist

(01:37:50):
in Bodeck Yellow. She gives her a shout out, and
her dentist said that since then, her phone has been
blown up and business has been incredible, So she's very happy.
Rumors going around with Justin Timberlake is headlining the Super
Bowl halftime show. That would be the first time he's
done it since that wardrobe malfunction with um with you
that changed os, that really did back that Boo boo

(01:38:13):
changed the world back in two thousand and four. Uh,
Justin is actually they person to be rumored to have
the gig at the Super Bowl. So until he signed
on the dotted line, I'm starting the rumor that you're
doing the I'm going to be performing. Dinny is number
one on the New Forbes list of the highest paid rappers.
Made a hundred and thirty million bucks over the past
twelve years. So congratulations there. Uh, tonight on television, it

(01:38:36):
is Thursday Night Football. You've got the Packers and the Bears.
Ali also grazes on You've got Will and Grace eleven
years later. I know a lot of people excited, especially
Froggy's wife, Polsa. She cannot wait. I'm ready second season
having a party. We should have had a party. Yeah,
what the hell? Why didn't we have a cocktail party?
Karen would appreciate that? From Will and Grace second season,
we have great news and we also have some Chicago fire.

(01:38:58):
On tonight buying buy Elvis Durand in the morning show.
This is Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. So we
just heard the news that President Trump decided to lift
the restrictions on what shipping in and out of Puerto

(01:39:19):
Rico for emergency deliveries. Right, Yes, so he has waived
the Jones Act. Um. So, the Jones Act requires that
shipping between US ports be done by ships that are
owned by Americans. So the fact that he's waived this
means that UM ships can now come from neighboring islands
to help bring supplies to Puerto Rico they needed. That's

(01:39:40):
great news. Yes, yes, so, um, have you thought about
how we can help Puerto Rico. I I know that
you've said to search online and you know there's a
lot of amazing organizations. Um, it's hard to find the
ones that you know are the best. That's the tough thing.
And anytime as a disaster like this happens, you you
wonder what is the best place to put my money?

(01:40:01):
And in justice conversation alone, we're gonna I'm sure we'll
receive a thousand texts from people saying giving us suggestions.
And I have one and I'm going to announce it.
Is it tomorrow or Monday Monday? Monday Monday, and it's
it's perfect timing. It's gonna be great. I'm so excited
about it, but I just want to make sure we
have everything in line and ready to go. Yeah, Frog,

(01:40:21):
what's up? I'll say you. Friday night, I was sitting
on the couch. All of a sudden, my doorbell rings
and I could hear the kids outside, Like, what do
these kids want? It's I going open the door and
they were passing out flyers. And on Saturday in our
neighborhood at the park, they sat there for eight hours.
These kids did and collected items four victims of Hurricane
Irma and Maria and to take to the Keys and
to take to Puerto Rico, and they were going to

(01:40:43):
take it to the Red Cross and have it given out.
But they sat there in the heat, and it rained
on Saturday, and they stayed in the rain, and they
collected so many items. So many people in the neighborhood
and from surrounding neighborhoods all brought stuff in that they
needed multiple trucks to take this stuff out of there.
It was so awesome to see this average. I was
amazed listening to the news that there are so many
people that still don't know if their loved ones are okay,

(01:41:06):
I haven't heard from them. They played a bit of
a woman leaving a message for her mom and her
mom didn't know if she was okay, and her mom
finally found out, Oh my gosh. They're bringing in trucks
with satellite phones on them. And then they said the
lines to talk on the satellite phone they're given. I
think up to five minutes per person of a call
are hours and hours long. People just trying to get

(01:41:29):
in touch with a loved one to say hey, I
am alive, I'm okay. Please and help you know. If
you are still waiting to hear from a loved one
in Puerto Rico, just assume the best. Just assume everything's okay.
Just understand that people can't get through. Imagine having everything
you own just shredded and blown away, and then you
have to rebuild, and then you're worried about your neighbors.
Then you're also worried about your family members. I mean,

(01:41:50):
there's just so many emotions being screwed around with the
people of Puerto Rico, not only people who live there,
but their loved ones here in the States. Were three
billion people affected there alone, right, but it affects millions
and millions here as well. So there you go, charities,
tons of them, you know, do do your do your homework,

(01:42:11):
find out which ones are highest rated. I think I
found one that I'm going to stand behind. We'll talk
about it on Monday, because it's never too late to
help them and many people. This this is this is
such a great idea because this organization helps a lot
of people everywhere, but they have an extra special focus
on Puerto Rico, Florida and the islands, the US Virsion Islands.

(01:42:34):
What's wrong with you? You didn't just hear that? What
was that your stomach? That was a truck outside? I
thought a cat was growling. What do you want my
overnight oats? Oh? You girlfriend to make you them? How
is she doing? She is fine, alive. Can I talk
about what happened? Please? Can we talk about what happened?

(01:42:56):
Tell me I could? You tell me I could? But
what happened I missed the Well, just don't push it.
I gotta make sure it's okay. You told me I could.
But now you're saying, remember several weeks ago when I
said someone came into the studio and had sex right
here at my desk. It was it was Nate. You
did not in his girlfriend? Yeah, in the studio where

(01:43:18):
people are. I don't know how anybody found out because
people work here. In this wall, there's three windows on
this pulled the blind stone. Let me question. There's camera
up there too. Who doesn't want to haven't? I don't
not a fishful? Why would It's like having sex against
a plate glass window, against the window. I'll tell you
where he was. Do you see this board in front

(01:43:39):
of me. Her head was right here? Oh my god,
what if she turned the station on? The studio is
not working at on a Sunday, at one in the afternoon,
the afternoon, the Lord's day. Hold on, this is my area.
This is where I eat my breakfast. This is where
I drink my cocktails in the morning. Her head was like, right, okay,

(01:44:02):
she had it. I'm sorry, glassy, so I'm shocked. We
had a boozy brun to maker non class. No, no,
I'm not shaming her at all. It's the fact that
it's the fact that Nate did it right here at
my desk is where I have I think having sex
as a beautiful thing. I have no problem with that.
Do you know that it's very germy in here. I
may ask the question, is it that's exactly where Elvis

(01:44:24):
stands every day? No, no, no, no, no, don't don't
try to imagine I was pretending it was him. This
is not this is not interesting. The position she was. No, no,
no no no no no no no no no no
no you no no, no, no no no. You were
fantasizing about railing me right here. Oh my god, are

(01:44:49):
you okay? Okay? Do you get a videos? They just
felt off his chair? Are you okay? Hold on? He
broke his rib Are you okay? I'm seeing that. That's
not good. Do you need to go to the hospital?

(01:45:10):
Are you okay? Look? I don't wish you know broken
ribs on anyone. But you were like pretending to have
sex with me. I was not pretending to have sex
with you. Can we just clarify I was really into
my girlfriend at that moment. I really. Yeah. I realized that,

(01:45:34):
but I was not. It was in some pseudo weird
fantasy where it was you at your desk. Yeah, you
did it that day. Then you just fell over on
your on your stool. No one goes down in the
studio more than Nate Okay, that was funny. So I
was gonna talk about this the other day and then
I thought, I thought, well, I don't. I don't want
to shame anyone, because that would That's not what it's about.

(01:45:55):
I want to shame you for having sex at my desk.
That's what I'm doing. I'm sorry. And the idea was it?
I wonder yours? Of course? Yeah? So what did you say?
You said, let's go to Elvis's studio. We had you
stand here where Elvis stands. We had a little how
did you get there? Like like you were at the
station and it just happened, or did you go there
with the plane studio? Okay, so we had a little

(01:46:15):
boozy brunch a couple of blocks away. And then I
was like, hey, do you want to see where I
work every day? She said yes, we came in here
and there was nobody around. So why you laughing? In
the text, it looks like Nate ate his lunch where
Elvis eats his breakfast. And did you know she posted

(01:46:40):
after sex picks on it there was there was before sex,
just a f y I for any I'm just saying
for anyone, if you're going to have sex in someone's
boss's office. Don't post a selfie and someone's bosses. Yeah,
this because then we know hindsight, that's not that wasn't smart.
But speaking of hindsight, than he does bring up in

(01:47:02):
Bethany's brilliant she did think it through and she kind
of analyzed the situation. Uh, and she was positioned where
I'm positioned every day. There is something I wouldn't say
Freudian about it, but there's I wasn't imagining that she
was you. I'm telling you that right now. I know,

(01:47:23):
but you look nothing like her. I know. But the
fact that you know you were being probably a little
aggressive with her. Was she wearing D squared at the time?
Was she wearing my wig? I don't have a wearing
D squared? She was not wearing D squared. I'm gonna
go shopping and buy a bag of D squares? Now

(01:47:48):
what stuffed dog stuff? Max? Not? Okay, So a lot
of people have headsex in their boss's office, but they
do it because they're like it's a a secret way
of kind of getting back at the ball show. It's yeah,
that wasn't my It wasn't your intention, but I think

(01:48:09):
subconscious Wait now, I'm actually thinking that was that my intention,
like was that my subconscious was that her intention was
she pretending to be doing Elvis Duran. No, not in
the position she was in. Alright, well, okay, so that
I wanted to tell this the other day, and I

(01:48:30):
didn't because, like I said, she's she's great, You're great.
I love you both. But it's just the fact that
you didn't hear. But he hasn't had sex in this studio.
I've worked here twenty seven years and it hasn't happened. Okay,
any radio studio, Yes I have you have okay, but
not at my boss's position. We all share the position,

(01:48:52):
something like studio, Why did you choose that? Why didn't
you have sex with her at Bethany spot or Brodie's.
That's the blind spots or what I thought was the
blind spot that nobody could see. All right? That was
my reason. How this horror face runs the board better
than you do. This is me this because it was

(01:49:18):
mine I wanted. I came in here with okay, okay, okay,
we move on. This is what I wanted to announced
the other day, and I didn't, and a lot of
people were curious. So now I'm telling you that's what happened.
Now you know that anything that happens in the studio
is fair game. But how did anybody find out? Because there,
even though the shades come down, the shades are white,
shadows show and the shadow was moving back and forth

(01:49:40):
in a very specific way. We can tell you who
saw you? Why can you tell you? Three other people
from other radios? Three? Yeah, that you could see through
the crack and through Scotty's window and the door that
goes out to the phone up area doesn't get covered.
So the DJ saw you, and they all saw the
bag of DJs. So you were caught. Well, that was mine.

(01:50:02):
I would take full blame. Please don't blame the fire
for that. We're not here. We have security footage on that.
We don't know. We don't what's up? What you guys
have to check out? Elist and show on Facebook because
I have a photo progression of Nate falling off of

(01:50:23):
his share Facebook isn't getting any better? Thanks, show hold on,
hold on, elist and show Kathleen always always to the rescue.
Where was the gold mike at the time? Where it
always is, oh my god, what you do with my

(01:50:43):
gold mine? She didn't do anything. It was all there.
Where is I don't see it? Find it? Held on?
Did you tell her to finish so you can go
to commercial. Let's get into the news. Did you just snort?

(01:51:05):
I'm sorry, all right, let's not do the news. I
think we just didn't commercial. That was the news. The
news is all right? Yeah, I had sex in the studio.
What do you want? No, it wasn't in the studio.
It was at my desk. And it wasn't you. I
wasn't pretending it was you. Alright, I don't thank you.
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(01:51:27):
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(01:51:50):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis durand phone Tap Daniel tell me
all about your thing. Alright, So Penny wanted us to
phone tap her roommate, Joy. Joy is very overprotective of
her clothes hates when Penny borrows anything without asking. So
Penny admitted to Joy that she once again borrowed a
sweater and she dropped it off at the Tory cleaner.
So I'm calling from the dry cleaners. We've got a

(01:52:11):
little issue with sweater. All right, see what happens with
Daniel's photop Here we go. Hello, yes, Hi, I'm looking
for Joy. Please. This is she. Hey Joy, this is
Lisa from you know, do we had cleaners? Okay, I'm
calling about the sweater you dropped off the other day. Um, well,
my roommate, Penny dropped it off. I tried everything that
I could do to get this vomit stain out and

(01:52:33):
I just can't get it out. Vomit. Yeah, I mean,
I tried every chemical that I have in the back
of the store. First of all, it's a pretty big
stain right in the front of the shirt. I'm sorry.
I just didn't realize. My roommate didn't tell me that
that's what was on the sweaters. So there's a huge
vomit stain on my three sweater. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's

(01:52:53):
gonna have to be replaced. There's nothing I can do. Yeah,
I mean yeah, I mean I don't know. I mean,
is it completely Really you need a new sweater. There's
no no way to say this sweater. I'm sorry. Aren't
you used to this? I mean, don't you get blankets
that have the kids have thrown up on? Why can't
you get to stain out? I thought? I think whoever
did it was drinking red wine and that is like
didn't It's just it's not good. It's just not good.

(01:53:15):
Can you call pay and let her know? Because really,
this is her responsibility. Is that the other number on file? Yes, okay,
I'll give her a call, all right, thank you? Okay,
you well, I'm sorry, okay, okay. She must be freaking
out right now. She's gonna kill me, all right. So
you know she's gonna try and call you. So for
her call and then we'll call her back. Okay, Hello, Hey,

(01:53:42):
what's up? Hi? So the cleaners just called me about
the sweater for some reason. Okay, okay, what did they say?
They said they can't get the red wine skin out
of my cream colored sweater, which makes a lot of sense, Kenny,
I'm sorry it was a mistake. Dude, What am I
gonna do? He's threw up on me. It wasn't unpleasant.
It wasn't like, you know what, but if you take

(01:54:03):
somebody sweaty without asking? I mean, are you going to
give me this money? I can't. I don't have that money. Well,
we shouldn't have taken something that was so valuable. I'm
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. I never
knew you liked that sweater so much. It's not like
you ever said that this was your favorite sweater. How high.
I'm trying not to wear it all that often because
of how nice it was. I didn't want to just

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wear it to a club because I mean, then what's
the point of having it If you're not gonna wear it?
What is that any of your business? It's not even
but it's besides the point, Penny, what do you want
me to do? I mean, it wasn't even me that
threw up. It was it was a guy. It was
like an accident, like, what do you want me to do? Here?
What the guy? Dane? We took our clothes off and
the sweater was on the floor, and he leaned over

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and threw up on it. And I didn't even know
that it was down there until like an hour later
when I went to put my clothes back on. Yeah,
he was hot. He was a little drunk, so that
he was hot. You know, at least my boyfriend doesn't
bombit all over the la boyfriend. He's not your boyfriend.
So is the a random hook up? Who that is that?
This is Danielle Minaro from Elvis Durand in the morning show.

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You just got phone tapped. I cannot even move. What
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Party Space Elvis Duran Phone tab on Elvis Durand in
the Morning Show. So I gotta tell you new Trident
gum is now bursting with more flavor. I'm kind of
excited about this. I already thought it was bursting with
lots of flavor. Apparently I was wrong. It was it
was fine, But to be honest, I mean, try the

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new tridentcome. It is bursting with more flavor. No way
to explain it. My mouth, my mouth is happy, my
mind is blown. How they get all that flavor in
that little bit square of gum. I don't know what
they do. Try it and gum. I want you to
try it because it's now bursting with more flavor. So

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excited to announce. Another way to hang out with us
is on my heart now. It's another way. It's a
matter of fact. I just posted, uh something on my
Instagram at Elvis Duran. There's a picture of Bethany and Danielle,
me and little Maxie were on the couch on our set.

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We even have a fern on the set. So check
it out. My heart now it's our daily web series
on Facebook. I'll be on it almost every day. Danielle
and Bethany will be on what they want. They've been
on a lot so far. You've been on the shows,
the three sets of the three shows anyway, so check

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it out if you want more information. Uh, it's on
Facebook Facebook Watch Scary. You want to be on today?
I could go on today or whenever. Am I invited
for that? You already invited great tea on today. They
can all come on. I can't be on today, So
there's uh an open spot? We do we have an
open slot? Oh no, you can all come up. Everyone's invited.

(01:57:16):
I don't didn't have that many microphones. We'll figure it out.
But anyway, so it's on Facebook watch. You can go.
You can go for me today if you want. It's
I heeart Now, No, I did my makeup? You look great.
I'm gonna say you look too great not to be um. Also,
if it's been our little secret for a while, I
don't know why we keep it a secret. Our YouTube channel,

(01:57:37):
a lot of people are subscribing a secret from me
too because I didn't know about it. It's it's like
this sort of private place we had, but now we're
letting people know. That's go check out our YouTube channel,
Elvis Duran Show, Daniel. Yeah, go on, so let's see.
Let me look at my pilot crap. Oh cardi V
This is pretty cool. So she had major dental work

(01:57:58):
done last year, and we all know about that. So
in her song Bout a Yellow, she shouts out her dentist,
and her dentist said, you know what, my phone has
been blowing up since that song. I've gotten so much business.
This is the best thing for me because she's very
excited and she's keeping busy. Cameron Dallas did something pretty
cool for a fan that passed away. The fan's name
was Tristan sixteen, died in a car accident last Friday,

(01:58:21):
and uh, I was a huge fan of Cameron Dallas
found out about it sent flowers to the fans funeral.
So yeah, I thought that that was pretty sweet. ABC
has convinced Lionel Ritchie to return to the negotiation table
for American Idol. So will it be Katy Perry, Luke
Bryan and Lionel Richie in the new version of American Idol?
We will see. I'll let you know. And Pemple did

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something pretty cool. He was flying cancer patients from Puerto
Rico to hospitals in the States on his private jet
for treatment because many of the hospitals in Puerto Rico
are still without power. So he decided, you know what,
I got to get them to get to their chemo
therapy treatments. It's very important. So he offered up his
his private jet in there. And Mark Cuban did it too.
He did. That's awesome. I love it did. He is

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number one on the New Forbes list of the highest
paid rappers, making a hundred thirty million over the past
twelve years. Drake comes in second, followed by Drayton, by
Jay Z, then Dr Dre and then Chance the Rapper
who is self made three million dollars Love him, Chance
the Rapper, Yeah, I love it and that's it. Thank you,
Danielle Grace. Guys are gone on clear. This is Elvis

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