The Day Uncle Johnny Returned

Uncle Johnny returns from open heart surgery, Coaster Boy Josh hosts a fun game, and Jack Hess stops by to share his new music.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Christmas is so close. Every single day grows in the
Morning show. Oh my god, we survived the week. It's Friday.
To be accurate, it's Friday, December fourteenth. Yes, it is

(00:27):
all day long. Heyday, that means it's payday baby, right,
Well it's already gone, so bye. Damn. How was your birthday? Gandhi?
It was so awesome. I'm a little ticked off at
the sky because this guy the sky, oh your tech topic.
The sky sky was cloudy. I can't even see the
top of the Empire State Building yesterday, so I missed
my meteor shower. Yeah, there was a meteor shower. Well,

(00:49):
let me ask you this, Yes, is there a meteor
shower if you don't see it? No, if a tree
falls into wood, you don't hear it. Now you know
what I'm saying, same logic. Yeah, Well, welcome to the day.
I gotta wake us up, Danielle. How are you today? Good?
Thank you. Froggy's back in the beautiful south of Florida.
You know you're actually missing a hot day here. It's
like forty it's gonna be fifty. It's weltering. Good morning, scary,

(01:13):
there's producer Sam. Good morning, there's a great tea down
the hallway straight and Nate's rolling in question little, rolling
it up, taking him coming night. I don't care hand
on the lit driving drunk. I'm doing my thing, rolling
them beside, living my life, getting not dreams. Alright, alright,

(01:34):
that's nine. We gotta move on. I mean, I know
it's a great song. That's a Stevoki make, so I
don't know. I don't want to mess it up. I
love kid Cutty, don't get me wrong, Okay, giving the
singing a little horsecary, you know I love it. I
love the song. But don't you feel like the urgency
to before? All right, thank you, Danielle. Danielle has given permission.

(01:59):
We shall move forward. Our first caller of the day
is I think this is her? Is this Kristen? Yeah,
let me give you some good news about Kristin. Kristin,
let me let me bark some of good stuff about you. Ready.
We love you because you have a new hour and
a half commute, which you may think that sucks, but

(02:19):
we love it. That means we've got you for an
hour and a half and I was totally looking forward
to it, just so I can hear you guys, because
it was so sure and now it's longer, and you'll
love it some days, some days you won't. And let
me give you more good news about Kristen. She's a teacher,
just became a teacher. Yeah, I'm actually teaching culinary arts.

(02:42):
Who look at you? I want to learn about that
fancy students. Today we're going to learn how to rattle
the pan. That's fabulous culinary arts. I mean in college,
in high school and where are you In high school?
We didn't have culinary arts. The only culinary arts we
had was the cafeteria lady. Yeah, is how you put

(03:06):
on your hairnet? Well, Christie, they're very lucky to have you,
and we're lucky to have you as our first caller
of the day. We're going to send you an elvis
or in shirt right now. Awesome, Thank guys so much.
No hold on, now you've been on hold. I think
you deserve more than that. Oh don't you think we
should open up the gift under the Delongie tree of giving? Yes, yes,

(03:27):
give present. Wouldn't you like one of those? That's always
fun to receive? Right? Daddy always told me all right,
as you know, Oh my god, if you if you
buy anything from DeLonge dot Us, proceeds go to Cookies
for Kids Cancer. Nice and also you get I think

(03:50):
you get a big hefty discount in there because we like, yeah,
we love everything from DeLonge. We're having trouble opening your gift,
all right? What did she win, Danielle? Oh, the Lavenza
all day grill with slow down? She got a what
Levenza all day grill with waffle play. Yes, you got
waffle plates on your grill. This space saving appliance is
multifunctional as it lets you grill, press sandwiches and make waffles.

(04:13):
Go ahead and grill those steaks, pressapannini and cook up
pancakes whatever your heart and your stomach. God, I'm gonna
go order two of those right now. Yes, and it's
space saving too, no additional appliance needed because it does
it all. You know. It's really great in this day
of waste. We're saving space. Yeah, like outer space. No,
not space on your counter. Okay, again, like I said before,

(04:33):
go do DeLonge dot us. All purchases support Cookies for
Kids Cancer. Enjoy your beautiful oven to grill with Levenza
sandwich waffle things with waffle plates yes, all day, grilland ay,
I know you know it great to have an alley
for something to go up. Hold, hold on, I don't

(04:53):
know what that means. I don't. I really don't. Yes
you do. I love all right. Garrett's wife's name is Ali.
Yes it is. Okay, I'm gonna stop now. So again,
we love our friends at Delonghi, and I encourage you to,
at the very least go to their website, Delongi dot us.

(05:14):
Look at all the cool stuff you can buy for
your house or for your friends houses. And you know
it's the best gift website there is. And when you
buy from DeLong dot us, purchases support cookies for kids cancer.
There you go. Nice. This is really grooving music. Wow. Wow,
wow scary. Hey everybody, what are we doing? We're going
into the No, no, we're not. We didn't go around

(05:37):
the room none. If we keep moving, Hey, Froggy in
beautiful South Florida. What's on your mind today? You know, Elvis,
I just want to say that whether it's your significant other,
or it's a friend in your life or whoever, it is,
just seeing people smile this time of year is everything
in the world to me. Seeing my friends and my
family that are happy. And I know that I just

(05:59):
spent some time with you guys in New York and
to see Lisa spend time with Danielle. This is the
time of year that looking at other people and seeing
that smile on that glow on their face just makes
your ears. So look around at your friends and be
happy to see other people happy. It really does work.
Thank you, You're welcome. That's a nice, nice, positive, positive message.

(06:20):
That was Mine's gonna be negative and now we go
to negative Nancy. Yes, yes, Danielle, I have to apologize
to somebody this morning. So I didn't realize that Andrew
hadn't watched the last episode of Survivor. And when I
watched it last night because I was a little late
watching my episode, I told him who got voted off

(06:40):
and I'm like, oh my gosh, so and so got
voted off. And he's like, I didn't watch it yet
and that's his favorite show. And I called him and
I'm like, and I know it's his favorite show. So
I really felt bad. Good. So look, I'm one for
ruining shows, you know that. But I really felt bad
because I know how much Andrew loves that you've been

(07:02):
spoiling shows for people for years and now you're just
now getting I guess I don't. Maybe twenty nineteen will
be the no spoiler year for resolution. Very good and
good morning, gandhi, good morning, good day after your birthday,
after a birthday. And we had such a wonderful family
holiday brunch yesterday, which was awesome, and I got to

(07:24):
do my favorite thing, which is, as you guys will learn,
I like to frame people for the things that I do.
What do you mean? So yesterday we were all ordering.
There was like a fixed menu, but I wanted a
little side of Nioki, so I asked the guy, Hey,
can I get a little side? He said, sure, no problem.
But then when he brought it out, he brought out
an entire second entree, so I had two entree, so
I scooted it over by Sam. In the entire time,

(07:44):
I was like, Sam ordered two meals? Thought you ordered
two meals? Yeah, it's because she committed for the entire
time we were there. Anytime a server came, you're like, Sammy,
you're gonna eat that cheese. You totally framed some order
all the This girl did that with dessert too. Don't
say it was only the joki. The dessert wasn't my fault.

(08:04):
Someone dropped off a second one. I just get it
over by saying, keeps eating. Pushed the plate over there,
and you push your fork over there. From time, a
whole new level of food pushing. Not only do they
sound alike, but they eat the same food lovely. Well,
it was a lovely brunch yesterday. It was so much fun.
We'll get into that in a few minutes. Uh, let's
get into your horscopes first, all right, Producer Sam who

(08:27):
ordered all that food, who was doing horscopes today, I
want to do them with Daniel much to put by
glasses ad. So let's see the horse. She's now going
to spoil your horse. Van Vanessa Hudgins is celebrating today
and Tory Kelly. We love Tory Kelly. Capricorn. Although personal
boundaries can be good, barriers can be isolating. Let others

(08:47):
in your day and your day, isn't it, Aquarius? Figure
out new ways to solve old problems. The more collaborative
your plans are, the more likely you will succeed your
days of nine. Hey, Piz's is a great deal of
force pressuring you to get the ball rolling. Focus on
one project to be productive. Your day isn't eight aries.
Ignite the fire in your hearts and make it burn
more brightly than before. It's your time, don't waste it.

(09:10):
Your day's at ten hey Taurus. If you're not comfortable
with the situation, stand up for yourself and change it.
Stop others from walking all over you. Your days of
seven Geminis, strive to create peas through honest assertiveness. No
one wants to hear lies your days and eight Cancer.
Take a moment to regain your composure. The stress you're
under is taken a toll. Put yourself first your day's
and nine Leo. Things are going well for you. Don't

(09:33):
let yourself think things are too good to be true.
Enjoy it. Your day's atten okay, Virgo, stand up. Take
action forces maybe pulling you from all different angles. The
challenges it's to maintain balance among all of this. Your
day isn't eight Libra. Take an active role in the
lives of those around you. You may see how your
own life benefits from your actions. Your days of ten
Hey Scorpio. You may be tempted to shift into high gear,

(09:55):
but you're unsure where to focus your energy. Whatever you do,
don't retreat. Your day isn't it? And Sagittarius, it's time
for a break. You've worked so hard and accomplished so much.
Get some rest and recharge before your next obstacle. Your
day is a nine. And those are your Friday morning horoscopes.
And welcome to the weekend. I must stop down and
say a very happy birthday to our friend John Bell.

(10:18):
Oh John Bell's birthday. Hey, Elvis, you know I couldn't
miss this one. It's Friday morning, and I loves me
some Friday. I haven't heard that in years. John Bell,
of course, a part of the foundation of our show.
He was with us for so many years. We hope

(10:38):
he's having a very nice birthday morning. I'm sure he's
having a great one because he's asleep. Yes, he loves
him some Fridays. All right, let's get into your news headlines, Gandhi,
what's going on? All right? President Trump's former lawyer is
going to talk after being sentenced to prison for illegal
hush money payments and bank and tax fraud. Michael Cohen
is going to sit down with George Stephanopolis for an

(10:59):
interview on Morning America US Customs and Border Protection is
catching a lot of heat after report's surface of a
seven year old Guatemalan girl dying while in custody. The
Washington Post says that the girl was among more than
one hundred and sixty migrants who actually turned themselves in
to US agents on December six in New Mexico. Apparently,
the girl died of dehydration and shock, and the lettuce

(11:20):
scare is not over yet. The CDC is warning Americans
not to consume the romaine lettuce if you don't know
where it's come from. Keep in mind, can't eat romaine.
You can't eat the romaine. And if you're at a restaurant,
how do you know where it came from? You know,
you don't know. You're just hoping the restaurant does the
right thing, hoping not to But they're saying, keep in
mind that the central coast growing regions of northern and

(11:41):
central California are where the outbreak started. Let's all romaine, calm. Yeah,
the other day they brought me a kale caesar. It's like,
what is that? It was like eating shoe strings. No,
that's like when they try to switch out a drink
for another drink. And you're like, no, I taste this,
this is going on. Miss USA had a moment that
wasn't so gracious. She's now apologizing for rude comments that

(12:03):
she made about fellow contestants in the Miss Universe pageant.
Sarah's Summers was called out on social media for mocking
Miss Cambodia and Miss Vietnam for not speaking English. She
is saying sorry. And the hottest toy for Christmas is out?
Do we know what is it? What is it? It's
called the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn. The Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn.

(12:23):
Sons make the biggest joke about this commercial that comes
on television. Mom, it's a unicorn that poops. What girl
wants that? Well, you can't find it, I'll find you can't.
It's fifty bucks. I got my Nike sneakers yesterday. I'm
going to get the you got the purple lobster? Okay, yes,
I know what I want them to. Can we go ahead?
What the unicorn dollars? Fifty dollars? And it does poop,

(12:46):
but it poops out glittery slime from a heart shaped
hole that keeps on giving it glittery slime from a
heart shape. You know that you're gonna find that all
over the place. I've been doing that for years, Right,

(13:06):
I'm the favorite toy of the year. Are all right?
Thank you guys? Are you guys ready for Friday? That's
my opinion. I'm just some eight hole that doesn't know
what he's talking about. Elvis Durand in The Morning Show
Number one on the twenty eighteen Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show Holiday Gift Guide a basket from Tates Bakeshop.
It's filled with their irresistibly thin and crispy cookies and

(13:27):
other delicious treats too. Visit tates bakeshop dot com, use
the promo code Elvis and receive twenty percent off your purchase.
Standard data and messaging makes me imply I want to
be part of the next conversation senetext Elvis Suran in
the Morning Show. Yeah, you have me thinking, oh, you know,

(13:48):
I don't want anything for Christmas. I just have I
have enough things. Yeah, but a little poops, he slams,
surprised Unicorn wouldn't be so awful done and I'm done
with a hot seller. Everyone says hard to find, but
I'm hearing that their own Amazon for like fifty bucks.
Then hold on, let me go to Amazon. Uh yeah, yeah, Hey,
I shouldn't have said that. Don't go to Amazon and

(14:09):
try Amazon. Let's see which part about the POOPSI Slime
Unicorn do you like the best? Is it that it
craps out glitter? Is it the heart shaped hole? The
heart shaped hole? Okay? How can that not make you happy? One?
For years? Which one? No more about it? Okay? They
used to call me that in high school. They did.
Oh I'm funny. Oh that's the Q one fifty dollars,

(14:32):
the Surprised Unicorn Rainbow bright one? How many they have
a different one? Yes, but you definitely want to get
you have to get back up poop Hold on, I'm
ordering now Unicorn POOPSI Slime Surprise. Wait, how can you
get it for yourself? Looks a get it for you?
You're not gonna get it from four you see, you
can get it by Sunday. Oh, here's the Poopsy Slime
Surprise Unicorn Slime Surprise Slime Bundle. What's in the only one?

(14:57):
Get it? Get hurry, hurry, hold on, hold on, turn
out to music, help me, please buy one with one
click go, go one click. You need extra poop though
my order has been placed. Yeah, sure, there's a unicorn
in there. And that's not just the poop details. It

(15:19):
says it may arrive after Christmas. That's okay, it'll give
me a reason to selder into New Year's I just okay,
I just bought the bundle, the Poopsie Unicorn Slime Surprise Bundle. Okay,
it comes with all this stuff. I don't know. All
that's important is the poopsie slime. The rest is the
surprise glitter poop. We can always squeeze the slime through

(15:41):
our fingers. I think we can make it. What is it?
It doesn't tell me what can't what's coming? But I
think that's it. Okay, you can. You order it so
fast you didn't really get a chance to take a
look because some of these bundles do not have the
actual Here. Look what I bought? All right? So excited?
I'm sorry we on the radio. Am I using our

(16:01):
public time for private matters? Yes? That's okay. I love
my little coops of unicorn slimy thing. The commercial is hysterical.
You have to go watch the commercial for it. Scary.
Pull up the commercial and send him a bill. But
I think, obviously, I think you just bought the slime bundle. No, no, okay,
the unicorn. Let's go go buy the unicorn. Look up

(16:21):
the unicorn rainbow bright As we get into the field goods,
let me tell you something really cool. I love Tates.
You know Tats cookies. We eat them hourly and there's
nothing better than getting or giving a Tates holiday basketball.
They're so because they have the cookies, they have the brownies,
they have the pies, they have everything in there. What's
the thing we opened the other day was a pie

(16:42):
of some kind? Oh my gosh. Oh okay, But back
to the point. I swear to God this room, I
really have to talk about it. Sorry, we hear food
and no. I want you to. I want you to
listen because it's really cool. I want you to in
a Tates gift basket for you and a Tates gift
basket to give someone else. Oh do you want to, Danielle? Yeah,

(17:07):
enter for a chance to win a Tate's Gift baskets
holiday season another for someone you appreciate. So many people
who help you throughout the year. The holiday is the
perfect time to show them you love them with Tates.
You can also visit Tates Bakeshop dot com, Danielle. If
you use the code Elvis, you get twenty percent off
your purchase. Oh thank you. Go to Elvis Durand dot
com keyword contests. You're not going Elvis Durand dot com

(17:30):
keyword contests. I got it, Okay, I'm over here looking
at the unicorn poop. Well this is it? What is it?
The coffeecakeur cream coffee. Yeah, yeah, they're famous. Yeah, so
you get a gift basket for you and one to
give someone else's holiday season. Enter now at Elvis Durand
dot com keyword contests. All right, the feel good Oh
hi producer, Sam, what do you have? All right? So

(17:51):
today's feel Goods comes from Angela Lackman, who wanted me
to feature Misty White and I gotta tell you, I
am loving these animal stories so far, so people keep
them coming. In Newport, a group of people were walking
along a beach yesterday and saw an injured sea turtle.
They posted you feel me? They posted videos to Facebook,
but unfortunately, because of the rising tide and the dangerously

(18:14):
large surf, the turtle was washed back out to see
before he was able to be rescued. So Misty saw
these videos and didn't think the poor guy would be
able to survive another high tide. From the looks of him.
She knew the local aquarium would likely be able to
rehab him, but first somebody had to find him. So
she got to the beach with some family members last
night and searched the beach in the dark with their

(18:36):
cell phones and flashlights until about ten when they finally
found him. He was just chilling there. I think he
was waiting for them. Yeah. Now he's being taken good
care of by the Oregon Coast Aquarium and although he's
not out of the woods yet, they say Misty certainly
gave him the only chance he had. So my fingers
are crossed for this guy. I will keep you post
time stalking him on Instagram. Thank you Angela for the submission.

(18:59):
Thank you Misty for having a soft spot for animals
in need. And if you have someone that deserves to
be featured, I want to feature them. Email me Sam
at Elvis Strands dot com, subject mine Field goods, Now,
where's the turtle living in Oregon? Right? Yeah? Can we
send that turtle at poopsy Slime surprise Unicorn. But I
thought that would make you feel so much better. I
know what. Turtle wouldn't like that any wait, thank you

(19:20):
so much, Sam. What a day. I think Jennifer Lopez
is gonna call him a little bit. Maybe maybe not,
who knows, you know what, we'd love to have her. Yeah.
And uh, also, our friend jack Hess is gonna we
has a new song out. We're gonna play that for
you today. Busy day you guys, still you want to
do this today? All right? Open up your coffeecake, okay,
get eaten? Oh my god, people are just a mess.

(19:45):
Show is the morning show that eats? Yes? What are
we eating now? Sherry's berries? Oh we like that. We do,
talk about your favorite Sherry's berry. You go, Oh my gosh.
Froggy once sent me out of nowhere a box and
they had like little chocolate bits on it and these
huge berries, and then another the one have nuts on it,
and they were here. These berries are so huge and
they dripped down your chips. They do. They're beautiful, so beautiful,

(20:07):
and it drives me crazy. And people, you're still beautiful.
I can't eat them? You got them? Screw you? Oh no,
you gotta eat them. I'm cram them in my berry hole,
my heart shaped berry hole. Anyway, never go wrong ever
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(20:29):
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(20:49):
You choose the data delivery. Everything's perfect. Now here's what
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Click on them microphone in the right hand corner, Type
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up for you. Berries dot Com. Click the microphone, type
in Elvan. In the Morning Show, Yeah yeah, Jennifer Lopez,

(21:17):
I think we're gonna have her on the phone later.
Maybe nice. Hope, I'd hope to hear from her, my
spirit animal. Did you see the pictures of her going
to the movie premiere for her new film. She's wearing
this pink dress and the train or the back of
the train. The dress is so big it needed its
own van. Nice it did to get I love her.
It's a beautiful dress. But can you see getting that

(21:38):
stuck in the elevator? No? Can you? I when when
I was dressed as the Queen of Hearts for Halloween,
I had to go in my car with that big
tool skirt on, and then I had that under thing underneath.
That was the hardest thing to get in the car.
I can't even imagine how she could get that dress
of the car. It needs some assistance. Yes, uh, yeah,
you're looking at it. Ward, I just found there. They

(22:00):
should make those things detachable so you can just stuff
in the trunk. It is no, No, I'm not kidding.
It got its own vand it had its own transportation.
They had an uber for her half of her dress.
It's huge. Oh, we have a really special surprise today
from coaster Boy Josh. He is hosting his own game
in about twenty minutes, whoa roundhead. Bring him in here.

(22:24):
I want to know more because I know nothing about this. Josh.
I love coming to work. It's totally unaware. Would you
like surprises every day? I do. It's like an advent calendar.
It's surprise of the contest of the day on the calendar.
I love games. This is double exciting. Well, Scar, we're
not playing it yet anyway. He's on his way and
he's a little slow. There he is, Hey, Coster coaster boy. Josh,

(22:49):
I don't know anything about this game today, but I'm
excited that we have a new game. This one's a classic. Actually,
this is a throwback. Yeah, I actually did some work
this week. That'll a rub off on great tea. He'll
get some worked done. So so, wait, what do you
mean it's a classic. We we've done this game before.
This is called the Josh Pitt Mosh Pitt. I remember this. Yeah,
this is awesome. Yeah, No, this is awesome. God, it's

(23:11):
been at least three years since we've done this. Yeah.
It's a fun with audio game. So basically, in my
studio I played four songs at the same time. Yes,
and you got to pick out the four songs. They're
popular songs right now and you got to listen in
and hear that. Man, Josh, what what prompted you to
bring it back? I don't know. I was just feeling
inspired this week. I don't know. It's been a good week.
I don't know. He does, he's all. He's handsome as always,

(23:34):
but he has thank you, he has an extra edge.
So you know we are. I'm so happy to have
brunch with you yesterday. Me too, Thank you so much.
That was amazing. But don't we all agree we missed
great Tea, We missed Garrett. Yes, I missed Garrett. I'm
just please, don't get him story. I'll start crying. We

(23:59):
all did so t didn't feel good, so we all
texted everyone. I'm like, Tea, where are you? It's like
I told you didn't feel good. I'm like, but you
should be here. Why are you not here? In the
Elvis text and then god Tech and he was like,
what do you have? I responded to everybody. I couldn't
believe it. He did. He did respond everybody. He was
sending me about twenty seven Charlie Brown names. Oh come on,
how funny was that? It was a wonderful brunch at

(24:21):
nicol And Diner. Yeah, one of our favorite restaurants. They
closed down a room just for us. Actually, I think
they closed down the room for everyone else so they
wouldn't have to deal with us, right anyway, Okay, so
Josh coach a boy, Josh and his uh Josh pitt
Mosh pitty Josh. For a second, I thought we were
all gonna punge each other. When when you're gonna bring
it back? Out of tune? Name that tune? Remember that? Oh? Yeah,

(24:44):
go up. We could even do a Christmas version. Oh
come on, okay, okay, out of tune named that Gandhi.
They all the things that happened on our show before
you got here, and we're bringing them back. We're regurgitating them.
I love games. What did you do with our friend John?
I mean, where is he now? He's so happy, he's happy.
We like it. We like it happy Josh. Uh? And

(25:05):
so when even since a tech saying, that's the fastest
I've ever heard Josh speak. Anyway, Yeah, so Gregory, Yes,
yesterday we all walked down to Lafayette and will actually
Lafayette in a Norman Norman Center street, I don't know. Yeah,
and uh, Nicol and diner. It's not far from my house,
so we go there all the time. Great, it's a
great scene. It's a cool little diner and they have

(25:27):
cocktails whatever. So we all said it on the table
and everyone other than you being not there, everyone had
such a great brunch and I really wish you would
have been there. Yeah, it was so fun. It felt
weird when I was driving home, knowing that the whole
entire show was out doing something for the holidays and everything,
but it was good. Like I needed to just go
home and rest because I had a host an event
last night. I still can't get my voice back. There's

(25:47):
nothing I could do. I'm eating. He came up to
me and said, oh, I said, we missed you, and
I gave him a little Christmas card and he said,
I'm so sorry. I just couldn't make it. So he said,
let me give you a hug me but I'm not sick.
It's like playing with mangled baby ducks. I just I
don't want to hug you. I think Tea is the

(26:08):
patient zero for everyone who catches a cold around here,
and we always starts with him and then the rest
of us are God's the one blaming you. Now not me. Yeah.
Vocal rest, vocal rest, vocal rest, Yes, okay, good yeah, yes.
Froggy speaking of yesterday's holiday brunch. When we left, I
got it. I got yelled at by my wife. She says,
I owe you an apology. Why because there was a

(26:31):
preset menu. I ordered off of the preset menu and
she said it was rude. And then it makes me
immature and I have growing up to do. Well. No,
it's okay. Even though you did. You were eating the
Mickey mouse shaped pancakes. Yes, no, no, no, it was
a prefix of the whole menu was chosen. You could choose,
you know, your entree. But no, Froggy discreetly ordered a

(26:52):
cheeseburger and that's fine. Does anyone here have a problem.
I was just jealous when it came out. I was like, oh,
I was too. I get some of those from You
wanted a burger on top of the other two entrees
you ordered? That was sam all right? Anyway, Nicola and
Diner when you're in downtown Manhattan, Chinatown Ish, Nolita Ish,
Tribeca Ish, it's right there. It's one of my favorite places.

(27:14):
I love him, all right. Cheezburger's fabulous. Yeah, we wouldn't
know that Joshua Jackson was that. Yeah, I was gonna
burg that up too. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle,
what's going on talking about Kendall Jenner the world's highest
paid model for a second straight year. Her income for
the year twenty two and a half million. Dot. Wow, Kendall,

(27:37):
you go girl. Yeah, let's see ABC renegotiating for the
second season of The Connors. Looks like that's coming back,
and John John Goodman says, look, working on the show
has been wonderful, and I don't keep in touch with Rosanne,
so you gotta wonder what that working relationship was like.
So listen to this. Back in twenty o two, scripted
shows were on broadcast, cable, pay cable and streaming services. Right,

(28:00):
one hundred and eighty two shows in two thousand and two. Okay,
in twenty eighteen, four hundred and ninety five shows, we're
on broadcast, cable, pay cable, and streaming service. Yeah. That
is because so people are wondering, is there too much?
Is it just too much for us to choose from? Okay, no,
let me ask you this. If you think there's too much,
how many nights. Have you gone in circles and have

(28:20):
not found one thing to all? Right? So we need more.
Kate Middleton freaks out a bunch of people. She drove
herself into Buckingham Palace. She was in her own car
driving in. People were taking pictures. They were like, what
she just supposed to do that? She acts like a peasant?
She did. Oh my gosh, she did. Um do we
have the carpool Karaoke clip yet? Now? I don't? Okay,

(28:44):
So Cardi b did carpool Karaoke with James Gordon. Yes,
we're gonna see it on Monday. Apparently. Yeah, she had
a little parallel parking issue Bill Drive. I love it
yet something. Let's talk about Spider Man into the Spider
Verse that comes out today. I know so many people
are excited. They're saying it is one of the best

(29:04):
Spider Man movies ever. It's a family movie. The people
that brought us the Lego movie are bringing this to us.
And if you don't know what it's about, um, we'll
just say a Brooklyn teenager from um from Brooklyn, uh,
develops a mysterious power because he got bitten by a
spider in the subway and then Spider Man actually comes
and teaches him how to be a superhero, how to

(29:25):
be Spider Man. So it's pretty cool. So you're gonna
want to check that out this weekend. There's a lot
on television this weekend as well. But I'll tell you
what the most important thing over on Sunday on the
CWR iHeart Radio Jingle Bowl twenty eighteen. That will be on,
so you want to check that out as well. And
once upon a Deadpool is out as well this weekend.
He's speaking of iHeart Love It. Yeah, it's a great company.

(29:47):
We should get a job with him, should Can we
talk about the awards yet? No, you're the Oh well,
I think it was announced the iHeart Radio Music Awards.
We will announce such. It's a fish, right. Is this
about the Fox? Yeah? Yeah, the iHeart Radio Music Awards
live on Fox TV coming up in a couple of months, really, Yeah,

(30:09):
in February or March. I don't know. You'll be there. Hey,
that's exciting, Yeah it is. I wish I had a
date for you. Maybe we should figure that out. Yeah,
now I have it on my calendar March. Is it April?
A well, no, it's in my calendar. Hold on, it's
so important that you watch this thing. Hold on, We'll
let me type in awards. Yes, Fox, Yes, here we go.

(30:34):
Heart March fourteenth, March. It's like a Thursday, I think, right, Yeah, Thursday,
March fourteenth, the iHeart Radio Music Awards. Nice out. Yeah.
It'll the Microsoft Theater in La Yeah, which used to
be the Nokia Theater where they did American Idol. Yeah.
So we'll be there anyway, So we gotta take a break.

(30:56):
We just got it. All of us will be there,
but I don't know that. Okay, No, you gotta get
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We had so much fun. It was great cocktails and
the food was good. But it was great to be
with you guys. And Froggie said something, he said, you
know what he said, I know to something about you
at that brunch. I said, what's that? He said, you
didn't stop smiling. Nope. It was like one of those
like you can't stop smiling things, my teeth are getting dry.
Like I noticed you'd get up, walk around the room

(32:02):
and talk to a couple of people and you had
a big smile on your face, and you come back
and sit down. Then you get up, walk around and
talk to more people. You just couldn't stay still. You
were so to see you glowing and happy around everybody
just was such a great feeling. It was awesome. Could
I'll tell you, I'm gonna like let you into my head.
I'm gonna lift the hood for a second. You can
go into the hood and see what's going on. I

(32:22):
just looked around the table and I saw everyone together,
and I thought, this was my favorite moment the entire
year for this show, for all of us. I missed
great teeth being there. I missed Garrett being there and
Uncle Johnny, you know, but you know what, we really
just had a good time and I was just I
was just so grateful that we could be with each other.
And you know, the Tito's helped a little too. But

(32:42):
in the middle of the party, Webb girl Kathleen runs in.
She's late, she's the last one to the party. She
had to stay and get some work done. She's like,
you guys don't understand. Hold on, and she's like ripping
her her coat off. She's like Joshua Jackson sitting at
the bar out in the other room, and we're like really,
and then she run where did she go? And so
you saw Joshua Jackson. I saw. I swear I saw

(33:06):
Joshua Jackson sitting at the bar having breakfast by himself,
which is totally Joshua Jackson esque. You know, he's like
a sort of like a moody guy. You know, I
follow him on Instagram, like I know him personally in
my mind. So she tells me, so I go, let
me go check it out. So I go walk past
the bar and I look at him right and then
I come past the other way and I look at him,

(33:27):
You're not You're leaving it. Danielle walked past the bar
and doing that like looking up while whistling things, super obvious. Yeah,
and looked him up online and the pictures kind of
looked like him. It did, but then how did we
figure out it wasn't him? So the guy sitting at
the bar that I thought was Joshua Jackson had all
these tattoos on his arm, and then we figured out
Joshua Jackson doesn't have tattoos on his lower four arms.

(33:49):
He found shirtless pictures of him. I was the only
person who looked at him for two seconds. I was like, yeah,
that's not Joshua. Yeah, well I will tell you when
I have a drink or two. I see celebrities, Yeah
I do. I do too everywhere, but they're not real.
I mean, it's just it's just people look like celebrities
and I get excited, like you guys don't understand BarackObama.

(34:11):
I'm sitting right next to me, so you see people
are right. No, No, that's not barnco Bama. I see
the same celebrity. I see Richard Gear everywhere, and my
husband is constantly telling me, honey, that's not Richard. Yeah,
I see Kathleen Turner anyway, So the whole party was
disrupted while we had to go. You know, look at
Joshua Jackson. Guys, maybe it was him, like maybe he
was got tattoos done yesterday. And then there were all

(34:34):
these paparazzi outside of the window as well, so we're thinking,
oh my gosh, who are they waiting for you? I thought,
great was that? We said, Andrew out to find out
what was going on with the paparazzi, and it turns
out Nike was about to release a brand new sneaker exactly.
So we looked it up and I put it online
and I have him on the way. Ye never so nice. Look,

(34:56):
I love sneakers, I love shoes, but I've never been
that oh my god, I have to have that new
sneaker that's out today. Guy. Yeah, I'm always envious of
those who are in that world and that part of
New York City nar Ro La Faiette Street. Uh, that's
where all of the big lines for him to pick
up shoes on the first day they're out, all the snakes, right,
So I'm like, I want them, so I'm getting them.
They're they're sending them to that's unreal. Yeah, all those

(35:19):
people who are out there freezing are like, oh really,
got everybody? Look over there, Pete Holmes look like an idiot.
Get out of here. I heard about girl Kathleen was
famous for this and that she's always pointing people out
that are not there. You know, it's kind of great
when you hang out with Kathleen. All the stars are
hanging out with all right, Anyway, what a great brunch.
It was awesome. Uh Now, coaster boy, Josh, we partied

(35:39):
with you yesterday. Good morning. Yeah. I had a lot
of drinks. Yeah you did. So this is a game
we used to do on the show. Why did we
stop doing it? I think I just got lazy, to
be honest with you. Yeah, okay, that's probably. But it's
a fun us fun with audio game. Okay, play along
in your car wherever you're listening at home. Okay, now,
now I'll get closer to the microphone. I can't hear you. Hello. Yeah,

(36:02):
So how do people play? Do they call right now?
Or Okay? Here's here's how the game works. I played
four songs at a very high volume in my studio
and recorded them all at the same time. Okay, So
it's a really like mash up mashi mix of audio.
You gotta tell me what four songs are the four songs?
There are four very popular songs right now, okay, and
if you get it right, you win a gift from

(36:23):
the Delonghi Tree. That's nice. Okay, well, I know, but
who who has to guess? I don't understand whoever's listening?
You gotta call in okay, one, okay, okay, here we go, Yeah,
all right, Josh pet mash pet, here we go. So
listen to the four songs. It's a thirty second clip.

(36:47):
Thirty seconds is a long time. And then you tell
us what the four songs are, and you win something
under the Delonghi Days of Giving Tree. Yes, by the way,
this isn't as Josh, all right, here we go. You ready? Yeah, okay?
What are these four songs? This is why there's no

(37:14):
way I need to let it play. Okay, I'm gonna
start over. Listen closely. There are four songs here? What
are there? Do you hear? Him? I got one? Okay,

(37:36):
I got well, you got quiet got I got all four? Really,
I think all four? Gandhi says, she got all four Josh,
do I have all four? Um? Let me look, let's
see did she get him? She got all four? All right,
we'll call us now one eight hundred two two zero

(37:58):
one hundred tell us what all four of those songs
were in the Josh Pitt mosh pit and when a
gift under the Delongui Days of Giving tree. Yeah, it's fabulous.
That's what my head sounds like sometimes. I'm sure. Yeah,
I'm sure it's a lot of fun being in that
head of your All right, what's that noise that's been
going on? But that's been going on for like ten minutes?

(38:18):
What is it? Firelarm? Oh? Good, Well, shouldn't we leave
the building? No, they haven't told us what to do. Yeah, well,
do you think that I'm kind of what the fire
alarms up? Yeah? I don't, but I don't think that's
the firelarm. I think it's Uncle Johnny's ekg there, Uncle Johnny.
Everyone there is you had up talking the microphone? Hillow lady,
Hello lady, Uncle Johnny fresh off a triple bypass? Great, good,

(38:43):
thank you. Yeah, he's showing his scar off. Look at
that scarlet scar. Yeah, wow, it happens. Yeah, all right,
so you had a triple bypass. That was that was
weeks ago, two weeks ago. Today, and here he is
making tree day. It was Wednesday, two weeks ago, making
cocktails for is here today? Fabulous? What cocktails are you
making today? I'm making an espresso, my teeny little espresso

(39:05):
on tunny. You know it's wake you up. It's espresso.
Espresso at not ass. Okay, we'll rename them, asked espresso.
Happy birthday guy and game. I think I wrote something
else and I don't know if you got it, I thought,
and I rode back to you. Yes, great, what's up?
Just attention? It is a false alarm and everything is okay, okay,

(39:28):
to work. Okay. I want you to go home because
you're sick. I am. Yes, he's let me hug you. Well,
last night he was dressed as Santa and people were
sitting on his lap. I'm insign. I just kicking my
voice back. Okay, Well, okay, thank you. I'm gonna death. No,
you're not doing the topic train. I gotta go. He's
driving me crazy. Okay, someone spank him. I'm sorry. I

(39:52):
was really happy until he must go home. You know,
he's one of those guys who's like he doesn't want
to admit that he's sick, and so in doing so,
he stays here and gets everyone sick. Yes, and I
have to travel this weekend, and I thought I was
getting a cold this morning and I got immediately. I
rate but I'll take it back emergency R. Please go home.

(40:15):
What is the definition of sick? You have a cold
and you're coughing? Look about something? Yeah, look in the mirror.
There's the definition of six. The doctor's office, they will
tell it doesn't mean you don't have to have a
fever to have a cold. I don't have any sweats,
I don't have to go to the bathroom. But you
have a cold, and there are germs that you can pass.

(40:36):
And the way the cold will get to me, maybe
I have bronchitis. So if it's okay, okay, don't and
you're you're being negative, Nancy, we gotta seriously. Yesterday, wasn't
he having a bit of an issue with the bathroom stuff? Yes?
He because he left us a gift on his way
out of the student Yeah, you know this music, this

(41:05):
is Metallica, isn't Yes, you know, but it reminds me
of when you're getting on the roller coaster in Orlando
to the Aerosmith Rock and roller coasters. All roller coasters
should have this music. Uncle Johnny put it on the headphones.
This is your favorite song from way back when you
listen to this. Oh yeah, you like that? Oh yeah,

(41:30):
I recognize that, Uncle Johny. Did you used to drop
acid to music like this? Yes? I did? All right?
So okay, back to the Josh Pitt mosh pit. Four songs.
You got to figure out what they are and you
win a gift under the Delongie tree. All right, who
do we have? Line eight? Here we go and it's
Alexis Hig Alexis Hi. Okay, let me give you a

(41:53):
little piece of the song. There are four songs in there,
and if you get them, you're good. Okay, what four
songs are there? Tell Josh? Okay without me better now?
Thank you? Next and high hope. Yes, congratulation. I mean

(42:19):
you really, you really have to know your music? Yeah,
and you did? All right, Thank you. I'm gonna open
this gift for you. May I open a gift under
the delongy tree for you. I would love if you
would do that. Alexis, Who are you driving to right now?
I am driving to work. Yeah, what do you do.
I'm an auditor for the state, the state of New York.

(42:44):
Live that state, so we have to be nice to
her because she's the one who audited us. Do you audit?
People are audit to state audit like the other state.
This state needs a good auditing all. Yes, I opened
your gift under the Dolongie tree. You just won the
slim Style Convector heater. Yeah. It's a sleek, stylish panel

(43:10):
heater by Delongi. The perfect for any application in any decor.
With instant heat, It's unique dual fan system will quickly
warm up your coldest rooms, perfect for the winter months,
especially in the great state of New York. Yeah, thank
you for listening to us, Alexis, and thanks for winning
on the Josh pittmoshpit. Thank you so much, Mary Christ,

(43:32):
Josh Christ say anything to our friend Alexis. Congratulations Alexa, Alexis.
Wish I had Alexis. I wish I had a dual
fan system like you just won. Yeah, thank you, Alexis.
Hold on a second, you know you can get one
on your own. Coaster boyd Josh go to DeLonge dot
us and buy all the cool stuff from DeLonge US

(43:54):
and purchases support cookies for kids cancer. I'm gonna go
do that right now, all right, Josh, All right. Later,
his uncle Johnny calls you, Josh George, So I think
Jennifer Lope is maybe calling. There's a chance we're gonna
roll the dice. Okay, that'll be a little while. Maybe
we'll play a new song, you know, let's just keep

(44:15):
it low key. Also, Jack Hess, our friend who were
following his career, he has a brand new song out.
We're gonna debut it for you today. Oh I love
the string section here. Um. We also have the Oh no,
I gotta give you another song. You know. The other
day when Miley Cyrus and Mark Ronson were here, Yeah,

(44:38):
they talked about doing a War Is Over on Saturday
Night Live. They released it. I'm gonna play that too.
I can play that right now after Gonda. You can't.
I well, I can't hear you one. Just a microphone,
rubber the here. Hey, we're on the air. I'm asking
you a question. Can we play War Is Over? Okay?
Thank god? You gotta speak into the microphone. No. No.

(45:00):
The way our headphones work is I have feeds from
different people and as you were speaking to me, Garrett
was speaking to me. So two people speaking to me
at the same time, and I couldn't tell what you
were saying. Let me, let me, let me tell you something.
But let me tell you something. Daddy's feed is the
important I know, Daddy, I know that, But as as
you're as I get older, I can't hear as well. Okay, scary,

(45:24):
Please don't say that ever again. Scary if you ever
say that again. Daddy's Daddy's feed is the impact, daddy. Alright, alright, okay,
Let's get into the Gandhi headlines. Hello, I know I
didn't mean to speak to you in such imperious tones.

(45:45):
That mean you can always google that. Let's get into
the headlines with Gandhi and then I'm gonna play War
is over Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus. It's it's a
perfect song for the season. What do you have going on? Gandhi?
All right? A police officer into cal County, George Joe,
was shot and killed yesterday after a routine traffic stop
went wrong. The suspect jumped out of his car and
began running, at which point the officer gave chase and

(46:07):
the suspect opened fire. A canine officer was struck as
well and in critical condition. This morning. The suspect was
killed when other officers arrived on the scene. The officer
has not been named yet, but we are getting reports
that he was only with the department for under two years.
Thank you, men and women keeping us safe out there.
So sad. The Education Department says it's going to cancel

(46:27):
one hundred and fifty million dollars in student loan debt,
which will include fifteen thousand borrowers whose schools closed, which
made they couldn't get their programs finished. Thank god, they're
not going to have to pay for that effective. Borrowers
will begin to get email notifications from the department later today.
You know, Uncle Johnny's still paying off his student loans. Yeah,

(46:48):
maybe the forties you went to had all right? Go
to have? Did you go to had? I went to
have it? Yeah? All right. President Trump's former lawyer Michael
Cohen is breaking his silence after being sentenced to three
years in prison. He sat down with George Stephanopoulos for

(47:09):
an interview in which he says he never did anything
during the Trump campaign without Trump himself knowing about it.
US Customs in border protection catching a lot of heat
after reports surface at a seven year old Guatemalan girl
died while in custody. The Washington Post says that the
girl was among more than one hundred and sixty migrants
who actually turned themselves in, and apparently she died of
dehydration and shock. Now you may have seen this one

(47:31):
yesterday if you missed it, there was an accident involving
a Brinks truck around eight thirty am in the morning
on Route three. Chaos erupted when drivers started pulling over
and grabbing all of the cash. Now, yes, he did that.
Chaos ended up causing even more crashes. However, all of
the people who were caught stealing the cash on camera,
you thought it was too good to be true, and

(47:52):
it is because cops are saying you could be charged
really with that of mislaid goods. But they made it
rain on the hard way. They did. They thought it
was a gift. It's a boss. It was not a gift.
So if if if a money truck loses its money,
you're supposed to give it back. You're supposed to give
it back, Daniel, would you give it back it back? Oh? Good? Girl.

(48:14):
You're a good girl, Gandhi and Dan yell is a
lawyer back, Okay, I know, I know, of course you're
a good Catholic girl. All right, thank you Gandhi. And
now Miley Cyrus Mark Ronson. Uh, happy Christmas War is over.

(48:50):
There you go, Miley Cyrus, Mark Ronson and happy Christmas
War is over. That is incredible. A lot of people
texting in saying that Gandhi has never sounded so great.
Oh thank you. That wasn't Gandhi. That was I really,
I really put a lot of effort into that. We
really do. Anyway. I love that. I'm so, so so
grateful that they shared that with us. All right, let's
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Phone tap all right, Garrett, Yes, what's your phone tap
all about? So Dana wants to play a phone tap
on her mom, Meredith, and Dana's getting ready to come
home from college for the holiday vacation and thought, hey,
let's change up the plans on mom a little bit.
And so she's going to start to call it a
mom Then I will be a love interest of sorts

(52:27):
somewhere in the background. Oh all right, let's see how
this works out. Here's Garrett's phone tap listn't it. Hello?
Hi Mom, Hi, honey, Hi, how are you okay? How
are you doing? So this great opportunity came up for
me to work with this charity that Sarah worksman. They
helped rescue orphan animals and find new houses for them.

(52:49):
So we've been sort of helping out around campus and
they're so good. They are having a big drive in
Toronto and it's over Christmas. So I was wondering, how
youself about that? If that was if we could tell
all this would this would be Christmas Day and yeah,
like a week. It's a week and a half, so
I would be I'd be done before New Years, but

(53:12):
it would be Christmas and Christmas Eve. I guess if
it's if it's what you really want to do, and
I support you, and I think you should. I think
you should go have fun. Honey. Thank you so much. Oh,
we're God. I'm so excited. I'll tell you all about it.
I'm so excited. Thank you so much. There, thank you
so much. To have a good time. Let's talk to
you later. Okay, okay, how Hi by all right, Dana.

(53:34):
That was awesome. So here's what we're gonna do. We're
gonna give it a few minutes and then we're gonna
act like we're going to pocket dollar your mom back. Okay,
all right, Hello, hello Dana. So we're cool. We're good
to go. Totally. Oh my god, totally. She bought it,
so so I can I can book the tickets to Vegas?

(53:58):
All right, awesome, all right, so listen, who is it.
I'm gonna call everybody up and say we're cool for Vegas.
Who has my daughter's phone on the twenty four through
the twenty nine? It's gonna be awesome. I'll get the
pen we are going to and tell them to get
the Dana. You're gonna get Tina. Your phone is on.
I can hear you. Are you talking to This will

(54:21):
be better than being drunk with an uncle or aunt?
Oh my god? Hello? Who is this? Who is this?
Who is this? No? Who is this? Well Dana's phone?
Who is this? No? Well know, my name is David Salvatar.
I'm a friend. I don't care who you are. Okay,
I want to speak to my daughter on the phone,

(54:41):
start it playing games with me? Hello, Hello, Hell, what's
fun on? I haven't heard everything you just called me?
Oh oh oh really I find it unbelievable that you
would not be honest with me. Well, you would never
have let me go to Vegas for Christmas? Are you
kidding me? No? I would not have and you are

(55:03):
not going well, obviously you weren't gonna let me go.
You're gonna make me come back with weird uncle. Don't know,
don't know, it's don't you know? It's true that family.
It's family. That's it. You're making no sense. You're gonna
go to Vegas and be a big slat. Don't know
what you want to do for Christmas? Is what I'm

(55:24):
going through right now. I have august brother that's trying
to raise I do all of this for you kids.
And this is how do you treat me? This is
how you treat me, Hey, Meredith, treat me to this point? Meredith, Meredith,
my name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone taped by your daughter. Is

(55:46):
this real? It is? You know what? Go to Vegas?
Go to Vegas. I'd rather have uncle. You're not get
the table and not you go to Vegas. Doesn't sound happy,
Garrett does this season? Yeah tis the season? Season's beating. Yeah,
all right, well, thank you, Garrett, you're welcome. I love
the butt dial. Yeah yeah. Phone taps. It's almost as

(56:09):
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You're very welcome. Have a great weekend. Thanks for listening
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There's this new instinct square sq six instant camera. I'm
gonna have one under my tree. Y nice. Yes, I'm
gonna have a tree. Uncle Johnny is here. Good morning,
Uncle Johnny. Lad Hello, Lady's bad now, Uncle Johnny. It
was just a week and two days ago he had

(57:34):
a triple bypass. Now two weeks, two weeks and two
days ago he had a triple bypass. Open hot, triple bypass.
That's right, open hot, open hat. Yes, I did it
at the hospital, the hospital, the Atlantic Sale uh whatever
with doctors. Yes, those were so great, doctor Patow, doctor Weinberg.

(57:56):
That the people, the staff, everybody treated me so bad.
Let's see it was one okay, well, I have to
like tell the story now that you're in you're, you're,
you're you know, you're doing better. Yes, So we would
go visit Uncle Johnny every day, and he was so
pushy to those poor people that work at that last time,
like Uncle Johnny, Uncle john like, you got him, you

(58:18):
got him. Move to co until there because I gotta
sit down, Uncle Johnny, let us do it. We've been
doing this for years. Yeah, you don't understand. I need
to move the table over here because it's in my way.
I gotta put my whole I'm up, daddy and Uncle
Johnny let us do it. But you're not You're always nice.
I was nice. I bade jokes with everybody you like
that did Yeah, but you're a tough patient. Yeah I was.

(58:39):
I wasn't easy. No, no, no, no, no all I
my uh my, my personality doesn't change very much. Yeah no, no,
he's like that all the time anyway. But you look great.
Uncle Johnny went out shopping. He got all this stuff,
all the ingredients for our espresso martinis. Yes, we're about
to have some espresso martinis by the beginning of the holiday. Yes,

(59:01):
and you did. You gave me a little test drive
yesterday with your friends. Right, Oh, yes, I tried about
just to make sure. Okay, how many did you have?
Two each? Okay? Good, okay, two each? Know what that means?
That means the left hand, right hand? Okay, Uncle Johnny's
in the house. And by the way, the espresso and

(59:22):
his espresso martinis today is from our friends at DeLong
and our Delongie magnifica espresso machine. How you like that?
So we're gonna have those in a second. Danielle has
ar Danielle report on the way. Great teas over there
getting people sick. No, I'm not, I'm not not not hey,
I just want to bring it one question for you

(59:43):
think about it. We don't want to talk about it now.
But if you got a holiday bonus, which are very
unusual these days, Let's say you got a bonus, do
you have to tell your significant other? Do you think
you should? Okay? I was going to say hard no, okay,
hard no? Maybe, I mean maybe yes, okay, because I'm

(01:00:07):
just wondering. I mean, because we know someone who got
a bonus yesterday and they were asked, are you going
to tell your why? Yeah? Yeah? I think it was hotel.
Danielle it was you that asked the question. I did
ask the question because I have heard in the past
that some people don't tell the significant other because then
they can spend the money anyway where they want, right.

(01:00:28):
So I asked somebody at the table, and they said
they were going to tell Froggy what we're saying. You asked,
do you have to tell? So the answer is do
you have to? No, you don't have to. I mean,
in my opinion, and it's just it's just one opinion
of many. Um. I think if you're in that type
of relationship with somebody, you have an open financial relationship

(01:00:48):
in your marriage, then you do share it with him.
I think you should, but I think you have to. Okay,
there's a difference. There's a difference than what you should do,
what you have to do. Okay, Froggy. Let's say Bob
pitt Man from My Heart Radio wrote you a ten
thousand dollars check today and said, here, yes, would you
tell Lisa? Sorry, would you tell Lisa, I'll be honest

(01:01:10):
with you. Should be She'd be the very first phone
call I'd make. Should be the second? Uh No, probably not? Okay,
what scary I'm thinking of this logically, that bonus was
earned strictly by the employee. The spouse didn't do. Hold on,
to be fair, your spouse is supporting you every single
day and they're employee. Wait, scary, that doesn't make sense.

(01:01:34):
I mean your paycheck is earned by you too. They
know about that. But obviously you did something great to
haven't get that bonus. But why can't you tell them?
Els had to give it to him, He had to
split it with him. He just saying, would you tell
them like, hey, oh, there's a positive thing that happened
in my life. No, they're going to dip into that. Actually,
I'll be honest, some people wouldn't dip into it. I

(01:01:54):
think some people would say, no, you know what, you
take it, you deserve it, Well, spend it on yourself.
At least it would say she would say, hey, you
know what you deserve it your card. Okay, let's look
at it this way. Let's say I Hurt Radio gave
us like a box set of jams and jellies. Yeah,
I would. I would share that with Alex. Alex, right,
do you want Yeah? I'm sure you don't like orange marmlane.

(01:02:16):
I'll eat that too. For some people, But which differ
in jelly and jam. Well, that's that's a whole whole
other topic. My brother's ex boss gave him the choice
for his present. You can have a box of apples
or a box of oranges. Yeah, and I don't remember
which one he chose, but I would take the oranges.

(01:02:38):
Are you shaking your head? Great tea? Well, would you
tell Trish if you got a bonus? I'm on the fence, okay, Okay,
Now the one side of the fence is I know firsthand.
Then I agree with Danielle that if your significant other
kind of like is there for the majority of your career,
then they've kind of, you know, been there with you
and they have supported you and helped you be successful. Okay,
so you kind of owe it to them, so you

(01:02:58):
share and share a like Okay. But on the other
side of the fence, on the other side of things,
I do work hard, and I do do a lot
of things on my own, so I don't really want
to tell her. Oh God, I'd have to think about it.
I don't know, No, this must be yeah, I don't
know if I mean, I guess I okay, And then

(01:03:19):
Gandhi says, first show Folk show you're not shared. No,
I'm not a fan of sharing finances. I think even
when people get married, there should be like a community
thing and then you have your own and he has
his own. I agree, nothing, I don't have a problem. Yeah,
uncle Johnny, if you got a bonus, would you share
it with me? Absolutely? I never got a bonus. All right,
good morny Martha. How you doing good? How are you

(01:03:42):
guys doing well? So you are you still living in
a world where you get bonuses? They're very unusual this day.
I'm actually very lucky that we still do and we
still get a very good bonuses. And and do you
are you married? Are you married in a relationship? Okay?
And so do you tell your your significant other? Well,
he knows. I get a bonus, but I never reveal
exactly how much. So I say it's maybe a little bit,

(01:04:06):
probably three quarters of what I actually get. And the
only reason I do this is I keeps back for
a bank accounts. We're both very responsible, but I like
to help my mom a lot at the end of
the year for everything she does, and my sister. So
so it's not like you're going out and you know,
like you know, boozing it up with the girls, and
you like spending it on. But you know what, whatever

(01:04:26):
I spend like like, um, you know, I work hard too,
and this is my bonus and I earned it, and
whatever I incur in my credit cards or anything, it
helps to pay everything I've spend for Christmas and so forth.
So there you got? All right? I like that. I'm
gonna tell him I got a bonus, but not the
whole amount. Yeah, he knows. I get good bonuses, and
I never reveal the exact amount. You know. And if

(01:04:47):
you go ahead and spend your bonus on you, it
makes you happy. Therefore you're happier at home. It pays
off for everyone. All right, Martha, thank you? There you go.
Don't you wish we lived in that world of bonuses again?
We used to have that world many many years ago. Upa,
it's time for Uncle Johnny. I want to dispress on

(01:05:07):
our team. All right, all right, every I've asked sat him?
Now hold on, okay, how do you make all right?
Everybody talk? First, we're gonna have a little boy something
at the beginning of the bird. Did you hear that? Everybody?
All right? So, yeah, did you hear that? Yeah, Uncle Johnny. Everybody,
everybody talked. It sounded just like the bird. Where is
it scary? This computer? Please? Santa Claus brings a faster computer.

(01:05:32):
So Uncle Johny was like, yeah, everybody talks. Everybody's come on,
Uncle Johnny. Gandy needs her caffeine and her Teto's vodka. Fan.
You know this song from Ariona Grandet. Do you know

(01:05:55):
which one you put a little vodka in there? We
put a little vodka and no God is a woman?
Oh yeah, yeah, how about Santa is a woman? Cool?
I'd be done with that. I would love a woman Santa.
I would do Johnny. Everyone talk everywhere, everyone talk? What's that? Brodie?

(01:06:20):
There's an article in Today's New York Post asking people
if they would like to see Santra's helpers other than
the male helpers, that we should see more of his
other gender specific helpers. Twenty seven percent. Yeah, yeah, get it. Funny.
How when you tell the story you have to be
very careful you both be gender specific. Now, yeah, I
would love to see some some women Santa helpers. Some
of the elms are women. Yeah, Uncle Johnny, I love

(01:06:45):
what you did to the song. Well, Uncle Johnny, what
are you pouring in your blender. Now happened on a
bird turning? A bird turn? Uncle Johnny's the word, have
a stroke? All right? I guess we'll get a cocktail

(01:07:09):
in a minute. I love stroke jokes on a Friday?
All right? Now, what's on? Isn't that? What does a friday? Danielle?
Do you still do that? Do you still go home
and watch the videos on your own? No? I don't yet,
the witness will answer the question. I mean I do
enjoy kicking off a Friday like that. I mean it's

(01:07:31):
by yourself watching the video. It enjoys it makes my
weekend a little bit more. It's yes, then it's a yes, yes, sure,
I guess. Just get into the Danielle Report, Danielle. What's
going on? All right? So Kendall Jenner is the world's
highest paid model for a second straight year, twenty two
and a half million buccaroonys she brought in. So that
just from modeling or you know, selling socks or stuff.
You know, they all have stuff going on in the background.

(01:07:53):
You know, he's got a clothing brand and the TV
show too, or it's just a part of a Kardashian
Cordel Bella hadide number six. This number six earners, it's
so crazy. You make a lot of money. ABC is
negotiating a second season of The Connors. Looks like that
we'll be coming back, and John Goodman says, I love
working on the show. It's wonderful. And I do not
keep in touch with Rosanne, so I'm guessing, yeah, things

(01:08:13):
might not have been good on the set there. Um,
So Nate and I are so sad, stupid, it's so stupid.
And I both have a crush on Chris Pratt and
he just celebrated a birthday and so his girlfriend was
posted this cute instagram. Um was it her birthday or

(01:08:35):
his birthday? I think it was her her birthday, And
so Chris Pratt posted this cute little instagram about her
and how she lights up his life and so happy
we're together. For some reason, he made Nate and I upset. No,
I feel like we'd be good friends. I know we
should be happy for him. First of all, she's beautiful,
she's just I'm very happy for yeah. So we're very

(01:08:56):
happy for you, Chris Pratt. Even though we both have
questions on you still be friends with them. I can
still we still hang you think I could still go
out with them and hang out benefits. I don't need
the benefits. I just don't know. I won't get in
between them. Okay, here we go like Dory for you too,
fighting over Chris Pratt. Okay, okay. So Kate Middleton drove
herself to Buckingham Palace and people were freaking out because

(01:09:20):
that doesn't happen. I'm a royal person is not supposed
to drive themselves through the gates, but she didn't. She
wants to be normal. What are they gonna be so stuffy? Yeah,
well she doesn't want to be stuffy. That's the point.
Cardi B is doing a little car pool karaoke with
our boy James Gordon, and uh it's coming down Monday.
Here's what it sounds like. Totally dance. Now, I make

(01:09:41):
money moves, I make money moves the wheel. I'm da
now right, No, that hears something. Yeah, she had a
little problem with the parallel parking. I do too, But
it's gonna be awesome on Monday. When are we getting

(01:10:02):
James Cordon on the show? Whenever you get him on,
I want him on the show, all right. If you
had a crush on him, you get him a bit.
I do have a crush on him. I love James Cordon.
All right. Deadpool is in your theaters and also Spider
Man in your theaters. And don't forget ir radio. Jingle
Ball is on Sunday night on the CW. Uncle Johnny,
where's our our clocktail right here? All right? Oh my god,

(01:10:23):
it's ready scary. Do you have any festive holiday music?
Here we go? Thank you a little turn from a
little all right, since I think I always think of
Especial Martinez to have like a little holiday edge, don't
you think? Oh yeah, all right? Now, do you still

(01:10:46):
have happatitis? Can we drink after you? You're okay? Right?
I don't have you talked about it on the air.
I had open hat surgery. Oh yeah, I get them confused,
all right, Uncle john So here's a toast Uncle Johnny's
beautiful holiday in a glass. Yeah, I'd like to make
this toast to why my z one hendre alvis Urrand family. Okay,

(01:11:10):
I thank you all for so much support and love
over the season and put the past couple of months.
It's been great. Oh Uncle Johnny, we love you. Oh boy,
it's got some vodka in there. I love it, Uncle Johnny, Johnny,
I love you, but yeah, it's fabulous. That's gonna be
a hit. More air on my left post, Hense, what

(01:11:32):
do you think? Do you think that's good? Right? That
is a potent great tea. I like it a lot.
It's really good. There you go, Uncle Johnny is espresso
Martini is delicious. Thank you. I noticed that he did
it proper by putting three whole espresso beans in it.
Absolutely apparently you need three for good luck bad luck.
Bat have three? Only very nice, you know. I usually

(01:11:55):
spike my own call. Okay, thank you. We gotta take
a break. Um. These are delicious. Can't wait to drink
mine down. I love you, Uncle Johnny. We love you.
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(01:12:18):
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(01:12:40):
Elvis Durand in the morning show. So I don't know
if you saw the video, it's it's everywhere. This kid
working at a Walmart up in Canada had just been
fed up. You don't want to do it now, just
fed up, and he got on the PA system and quit. Yeah.
I love it. Well, you have to hear his words
and see I will. I'll have the sound for you
and if you minutes, we have other sound with Garrett

(01:13:01):
on the way. Also Uncle Johnny. I think Uncle Johnny
has some special holiday jobs. Oh yes, yes, no, no, no,
let's go round the room. We'll start with you, producer, Sam.
What's on your mind today? All right, So yesterday we
got to celebrate our Gandhi. Yay. There's another very special
birthday today. It's very important to us. It is our
Anita who works the front desk. We love her so

(01:13:27):
much because she's just that person who will put you
in a better mood, no matter what mood you already work.
She's such a sweetheart. Yeah, she's a bundle of positivity.
So I hope all of you have an Anita at work.
And if you are the Anita at your job, everyone
appreciates and loves you, so happy birthday to our Anita.
You know my motto, Anita Anita. Yeah, this is her laughing.
By the way, she's the best. We love you, Anita. Happy,

(01:13:59):
happy birthday. You deserve it. That's great. What a great
around the room, around the room to Gandhi. Hey a
day after the birthday, girl, what's going on? Um? So
on that note my birthday, I think you guys all
gave me some really wonderful presents that I was very
touched by because they were also thoughtful. Dan Yelle included elephants.
One of our other friends included elephants. It was great.
And someone sent me the coolest gift ever, which proves

(01:14:22):
you don't have to spend a lot of money. But
it was a starter kit, four little starter kits of seeds,
soil and little planters so I can grow my own
bondsaye trees because of my house is like a jungle,
so it was perfect. Yeah, you do have a lot
to plant, lots of oxygen, lots of oxygen. Yes, it
just cleans it up. Well. I hope you have a
great birthday weekend. Thank you. I'm gonna going down to Miami.

(01:14:43):
One of my friends happens to be staying at the
same hotel where we are staying. And I found this
out yesterday. A bad news, friend, No good news to me,
all right, so we will be a jingle ball Sunday night. Yea.
But hold on, Froggy, here we come. It's nice to
surprise people with things just for the heck of it.
So I have a friend Mike, who makes homemade signs

(01:15:06):
for the holidays and stuff, and they come out beautifully,
makes them out of wood. They're great, and he had
one hanging up at her house and I'm like, that
is so nice. So yesterday he and his son came
over and put one in my lawn without us knowing.
So then we came outside and there it was. Surprise.
It was the coolest surprise ever. So it just made
me so happy, made my heart so happy. Just we

(01:15:29):
should all do this more for people. Just surprise people
out of lift. Someone says, oh, I love that whatever,
and you can get them maybe something like that, get
it for them. It's surprises are great, Yeah, excellent, scary
a surprise. I'm gonna let you speak. I'm not going
to interrupt you. Surprise, So who is it? Teddy Roosevelt,
the president that said speak softly and carry a big stick.

(01:15:49):
Guess so well anyway, anyway, your best assistant, Andrew, I
think he is our Teddy Roosevelt. He's very quiet, he's
very have you seen his stick? But I'm just telling
you he super He's always got answers. He's the man
behind you know, he's the He's the Wizard of Oz.
He really is. He provided me with some advilt today
because had a tooth egg and he's like, I got

(01:16:11):
something for you. He has a remedy for everything. He's
got solutions and I don't think he gets enough credit.
So there, there you go. So combine you're Teddy Roosevelt
with the Dale Carnegie guy who's has catched people doing
something the excellent. There you go, Hey Teddy Carnegie, I
hear you, we heart you, Andrew hat you wet you.
That's right? Why one Hunters jingle Ball will all be
there Sunday Night, presented by Capitol One at the b

(01:16:31):
bat Setter in h Sunrise. Uh now you're there now, Froggy.
I need for you to make sure Sean Mendez is
aware he needs to be on the stage. Okay, Calvin
Harris I'm making a list of all this. Okay, Sean
Harris on the colead, Okay, Marshmallow, bb rexa alesiaka Bozzy
Sabrina Carpenter, and we have to be there too. Don't forget,
don't forget Jack and Jack. I got them as well. Yes,

(01:16:52):
Jack and Jack. Yeah, I'll get both of them there.
I'll make sure just one doesn't show up all two.
Jack's must be U President, Uncle Johnny, I need some
music for Uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny, you have some holiday
jokes to share with us. I just have a couple, Yes,
I'd love I'll tell you what. Since you had a
triple bypass two weeks and two days ago, you may
tell three jokes and and one for good glock and okay,

(01:17:13):
one for good? All right, and now Uncle Johnny, who
gave us these incredible espresso martinis, go right ahead. Yes,
happy holidays, okay, Uncle Johnny. Why does Santa go through
the chimney? Why does Santa go through the chimney because
missus cause told him he'll never get in the back door?

(01:17:37):
Oh my god? All right? Good? Why is Christmas just
like a day at the office? Why is Christmas just
like a day at the office. You do all the
work and the fat guy with the suit gets all
the credit. What do all the female rain dear do

(01:18:01):
when they want some fun? What do all the female
when they want some fun? They go into town and
blow a couple of one hundred bucks married Christmas. That's
a lot of money, dear, that's my favorite one. Yeah, Johnny,
I don't know. And finally, yes, yes, why does Santa

(01:18:23):
use elves? Why Santa elves? They are the perfect type
to take care of Santa's sack. Happy New Year and
marry Christmas. They're actually good, Uncle Johnny. Why did Frosty
pull his pants down? Why did Brossy Poe's pants down?
He heard the snowblowers coming to town? Oh my god?

(01:18:50):
Since we got no place to let us sound? Yeah,
all right, Elvis, I think I've found out what I
can get you for this holiday season. What's that? The
KFC fire log? The KFC firelog. Listen to what it is? Okay,
KFC is now selling we all call a fried chicken

(01:19:12):
fire log. The firelog is described as imbued with the
unmistakable mouth watering aroma of Colonel Sanders secret recipe. The
firelog does come with a few tongue in cheek warnings
including maybe result in the craving for fried chicken. We
know the fire log smells great, but please do not
attempt to eat it. So it makes your house smells
like fried chicken. Yes, it makes it smell like KFC spices. Now, Elvis,

(01:19:34):
you're talking about getting Uncle Johnny Christmas gift. Yes, the
Christmas gift. I'm gonna tell you now what I'm getting you,
Uncle Johnny. Christmas morning. You're gonna head over the tree
and open this gift. Your own poopsy slime Surprise Unicorn. Ye,
surprise unicorn. Tell him what it does. One of those
poops out glittery slime from a heart shaped hole. That's

(01:19:55):
more exciting than I know what to say. So bad
her line is defined. If her magic food, you won't
believe your mind. Put her on the unicorn, the unicorn
color change playing a colorful food. The proofs she slim

(01:20:18):
surprise Unicorn. It'll be under your tree. Oh, we have
some new music that came out overnight. We got Ariana Grande.
This is imagined. We got like up to sleep on
your chest. All right, pit Bull just put out some
new music. It's gonna be on the Aquaman soundtrack. It's
called Ocean to Ocean, but he samples Toto's Africa. I've

(01:20:40):
been over look stepped on, stepped always against all eyes
like I'm gonnaff a great dance, but these boys the
works acording disappeared like banks. From Ocean to Ocean. There
you go, we love your pit Bull. Yeah you hear
Toto in the background, So there it is. No, just

(01:21:02):
don't read the comments online if you're a fan of that.
Some people are not happy with it. All right, Little
John gives us a Christmas gift. I think this will
surpass Mariah Carries all I want for Christmas. This is
all I really want for Christmas? All right, Little John?

(01:21:30):
All right? Last night on Kimmel, So Kimmel does these
YouTube challenges where he tells parents to take away your
kids candy uh and say you ate it and get
the reaction. No, Danielle, I think I found one you
can partake in. I unplugged the TV when my kids
were playing Fortnite. What, oh my god, it's so wow, Danielle,

(01:22:11):
try it this weekend. I'm gonna try this. Good luck,
God bless and you're a good American. Thank you so much. Garrett,
all right, we have to get into the Gandhi report
where the Gandhi music scary, scary is on the ones
and twos. Here we go. We may be hearing from Jlo.
Maybe not? Okay, our friend jack Hess only eighteen years old.
Is a new song came out at midnight? We're gonna

(01:22:32):
I think he came all the way from Washington, DC
to force us to play it. Awesome, it's a great song.
It's on the way for you now, Gandhi, what's going on?
All right? Today marks the six year anniversary of the
horrific max mass shooting at Sandy Hook, where twenty children
and six adults were gunned down. The shooting also changed
the way law enforcement responds to school shootings across the country.
The four people who are rescued from an abandoned coal

(01:22:54):
mine yesterday in West Virginia now maybe facing charges because
they supposedly entered the sealed in active mind to steal copper.
That information is coming to us from one of the
people's mothers. Sadly, a police officer into Caalb County, Georgia,
was shot and killed yesterday after a suspect tried to
flee during a routine traffic stop. The suspect shot not
only the officer who died, but wounded a canine officer

(01:23:14):
as well. The canine selling critical condition. The suspect was
killed as well. Authorities are not releasing the name of
the officer just yet until all friends and family have
been notified. And if you are trying to shop online,
today is the day because it's Free Shipping Day. Over
a thousand retailers are expected to take part in the
shopping holiday and they're offering free shipping and lots of
other discounts, so it's also your last chance to save

(01:23:36):
big on holiday items after Black Friday and Cyber Monday.
Danielle go bye, start clicking nice knowing you today, a
good weekend. Thank you, Gandhi Uncle Johnny. I text just
came in and said I'm a twenty year old woman
and I can't wait to grow up to be just
like Uncle John. Yeah, ye shut up. Back to work,

(01:24:05):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. If you're like us
around here and you like a little naughty, crazy fun
with your friends, go get the Privacy board game. We
love playing this game and you will too. Buy it
today at Target, Barnes and Noble or wherever you buy
board games. You know. Coach boy Josh Our Clevelander. Yeah,

(01:24:31):
he walked in yesterday, yesterday. It walked in the room
yesterday and reminded us that yesterday was today. They were
going to announce the inductees for the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. Yes in his hometown, in hometown Cleveland. Yeah,
Cleveland rocks. And so I look, there's so many things
I love about Cleveland museums. I love them. Uh oh,

(01:24:53):
I love the grill. Cheese place. Grill it called melt.
Melt Melt is fantastic. Oh you gotta eat the girl
cheese sandwich. I've had it. Have you been there? Those
things will last me for like two weeks. Fantastic. Rogues everywhere,
Rogues everywhere. But also the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah,
it's right there, it's right today. So they announced the

(01:25:13):
new inductees. Yeah, for twenty nineteen. Pretty cool. Stevie Nicks,
without a doubt, so deserving. How has she not made
it already? Right? Well, she's in down. Also the cure. Yeah,
oh my god, keep me playing the song, say what

(01:25:35):
a great song. I don't care it's Friday. I'm in
love all right? Uh zombies, Yeah, it's time the seeds
remember this song, Johnny all right, def Leopard is going

(01:25:57):
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, also
Janet Jackson, lots of others. It's great. So another reason
to go to Cleveland check out the Hall of Fame.
Yeah for sure. Coach coach Josh Lovely, Lovely Lovely. Who's

(01:26:19):
on the phone. Let's see who's on the phone. It
could be a surprise. You never know. It could be
a wrong number. It could be it could be a
robo call. I hope it's a wrong number. Robo call.
Nate is in the corner as if he's having a
private discussion. If it's a robo call, can we mess
with them? Yeah, yeah, because they call you right. Yes,
you can say whatever we want. I think I know

(01:26:41):
who this is you. I'm sorry, it's Jennifer Teller said.
It could be it could be Jennifer Lopez or maybe not.
You know, she has this new movie coming out with
Leah Reminy. Yes, her best you know, that's her best
day in real life. Yeah, so they get to they
got to work together. Yeah, I wonder if it's easy
to work with someone it's your friend. What's the deal?
Five minutes? Five minutes? Okay, well who's calling out? I

(01:27:07):
can tee, I gotta go. Seriously, I wanted to be
this special guest. All right, well you are, You're very special.
Thank you. Okay, the kid at Walmart, can you let
me Let me be very clear. I love Walmart and
there are some brilliant men and women who are running
that company. And you know, look, it's turned into one
of the most successful business stories of our time. But

(01:27:29):
you know, sometimes doesn't work out for all employees. This
kid in a walt working at a Walmart in Canada,
I believe, had just had enough and he decided it
was time to quit. But rather than just walking out
the door, he got on the PA system at the
walmarte and made the announcement, Okay, here we go, hit,

(01:27:50):
it's Gary's right here, right here, attentional shoppers, associates and management.
I would like to say to all of you today
that nobody should work here. Ever, our managers will make
promises and never keep them, and not only that, they
will preach to us about how they care about their employees.
But about a month ago, my boss, assistant manager Cora,
called me a waste of time, and management did nothing

(01:28:11):
to help. Management will also try and save money every
step of the way, including cunning benefits of a full
time associate down the part time even though he worked
forty plus hours a week. I've been a loyal employee
here for over a year and a half and I'm
sick of all the both focus write ups and my
job manage. Been this job in Gualmar and he walked down.

(01:28:32):
We don't know the whole story, We don't know both
sides of the story, but obviously you know, we've all
been at a point in our careers where we wanted
to push star seven oh or whatever the code is
on your phote system and just let them have it.
Oh yeah, the person, I don't know, but you heard
some people reacting. Oh. But what gets me is how

(01:28:54):
mad do you have to be if you're a mad Canadian? Oh,
I've never met a mad Canadian. Hey you guys Canadian?
And I've ever heard my life was right there? Yeah,
but anyway, her happy. Usually they're very very even keeled,
and the ones I know anyway, you know anyway, so
that is making the rounds right now. If you want
to see the video, do do a Google for it, Danielle,
do you report? And maybe Jennifer Lopez is calling? Maybe not?

(01:29:17):
All right? Either way, I'm having a good day thanks
to Uncle Johnny's espressio martinis. All right, what do you
have going on? All right? So we are going to
see our Cardi b Monday night with our boy James Gordon. Uh,
they're doing a little carpool karaoke. She does have a
little mishaf with parallel parking. But don't we all what
it sounds like a rapper parallel parking. No, I don't

(01:29:42):
dance now, I make money moves. Dance, I make money moves.
You want to turn the wheel? I'm dare now right, No,
that has something. I think I love her. She is
so me when it comes to that. Yo, I hit something. Yeah,
that's a dream. Then, Danielle Ganda, you don't know if

(01:30:03):
she wakes like two cars a year? Yeah, yeah, don't.
Let's impressively true. Let's see PG. Thirteen. Once upon a
deadpool opened on Wednesday, already made one million dollars. Yeah crazy, right, Uh,
let's see. Jason Momoa says that Henry cavill is call
is it cavil and Henry. He is absolutely not done

(01:30:26):
playing Superman. Okay, so from what we hear, he says
he is, but we'll see what happens. A Game of
Thrones was twenty eighteenth top on demand show, so that's
exciting news for all you fans out there. There's a
trailer for season two of Star Trek Discovery, so if
you are a fan of that show, you're gonna definitely
want to see that. Kanye West reignited the beef with

(01:30:46):
Drake in this long Twitter tirade, uh because Drake asked
Kanye to clear a sample up for him. He supposedly
got an apology from Drake, then he refused to clear
the sample anyway, and it went on and on and on,
and it's just I mean, it's always a mess, isn't it.
It's just always a mess. It always is a mess.
It's always a mess. Condy needs to have a breathalyzer

(01:31:07):
for his Twitter this. Make sure you're okay before you
start tweeting things out because you get a little old crazy.
What's your good idea? Aguilera will be headlining Dick Clark's
New Year's Rock and Eve with Ryan Seaquist. Teleship reputation concert.
Film is hitting Netflix on New Year's Eve, and Low
Pump got pulled off a plane for allegedly carrying drugs.
He didn't have any, but he and his manager were

(01:31:29):
arrested for becoming a little disorderly with the TSA agents.
Can you imagine arresting little Pump, mister Pump? But ye,
should I call you Low? Should I call you? I
call you lil You've got some complaints, Senor Pump, mister Pump,
Senior Pump. Over the weekend, you know, you have Spider
Man into the spider Verse. That is out. It's supposed
to be amazing, So check that out. And the big

(01:31:50):
thing on television would be our twenty eighteen iHeartRadio jingle
Ball on the CW one Sunday night. You don't forget
coming up. I believe in March, we're doing the iHeart
Radio Music Award. Yeah, live from Los Angeles, and we
may be there. We might we might be getting a
call from Jennifer Lopez. We're living in a world of
maybes and I'm okay with that. That's good. Wouldn't you

(01:32:10):
rather live in a world where you're not quite on
a hundred percent sure what's going to happen. We're living
in the world, right this moment. Every second is a surprise.
I mean, we can play the cure if you want.
That's right. I love this song Fridays so good. I'm
in love. They said she was calling it in five minutes.
How many minutes ago was that? That was six minutes?

(01:32:33):
Five minutes? All right, all right, that's okay. Well I
love Jaylo. That's okay. Oh that could be hurt crawling. Well, no,
I have the song going. I love this song. I
tell you what if we if we interrupt the song
for Jaylo, then I'll play it in a little bit, okay,
all right, yeah, yeah, DJ's love that intro because you
can talk and talk and talk for thirty seconds the

(01:32:54):
whole commercial over that. All right, what's go? Is she
on the phone? She's on you to speak to me
in the microphone? So are you waiting? Are you waiting for? What?
Currently waiting? Perfect? We'll play the song. Hey, I'm in love.

(01:33:18):
Do you want a little more intro? You could do
like a long extended weekend weather forecast. Oh yes, the pressure? Ye,
the player back for the pressure. Well, now what are
you doing? Why are you hanging up your Hello? What's
wrong now? Okay, umpland is going? Well? Well, all right,

(01:33:40):
I know why you're hanging up because there's nobody there.
What did they hang up on you? Yeah, they hung
up on me the first time. Well, they probably think
they call the wrong station. The background, maybe they're calling
light I be to request a Christmas The phone ringing, Hello,
the phone ringing? Maybe this is j Loo. Hello, can
you hear me? We have if? Are you in mute?

(01:34:03):
And it doesn't look promising that you know what? I
hung up? We're about the words. We're about to get
to the words. I think we're about to get to
the words. Are we there? Okay? The words? I don't
care Mortday, Tuesday, Gray and Wednesdays Thursday, I don't care

(01:34:25):
about you. It's Friday. I'm in love. Where's Jay Loveday?
You can call on Tuesday? Someone part doesn't Sorry, it's Friday.
I'm in love. Sat To Day? I don't care. Monday, Black, Tuesday, Wednesday?

(01:35:00):
Host Doesday's Friday? I'm in singing up Johnny Friday. Okay,
are you gay on Friday? I'm gay on Friday? Tuesday,

(01:35:20):
Wednesday Day you can Tuesday Wednesday Sayersday wash the Walls says, Friday,
ride day always. I don't I don't think we're getting

(01:35:51):
jail on. That's okay, we'll get her next time. Don't
worry about it next time. Whatever we're not this is
not work it way, let it go. I'd rather hear
them anyway. It's Friday. Okay, what's the deal is Jennifer Lopez?

(01:36:31):
What happened? You? Look, they needed more time. Wait when
we don't have time. I don't have more time, but
I have another song from The Cure. You want to
hear the love song one of the greatest songs ever recorded?
Or do you want to hear just like Heaven? What
do you want to hear it? So we're playing the Cure? Wow,

(01:36:52):
this takes me way back. Wait, back before most people
here were born. All right, okay, so look it didn't
work out. It's okay, but I will tell you. Jennifer
Lopez has a new movie coming out. It's called Second
Act in theaters December twentieth, with her best friend Leah
REMANI and then we were going to talk about that,
but that's okay. I played the guar How about the

(01:37:15):
Smith's That's okay. We've changed the format. If you're listening
to that in headphones. That feels good, right, It sounds
good in your headphones. Right. This is from the eighties, right,

(01:37:35):
is that? Yeah? Marcy? Yeah, Uncle Elvis didn't remember his name.
This is what it sound like in my head. I
was tripping. Let me tell you, I was so so
stone with this song. With that, let's go over all
the things you were taking back then? Oh no, honey,

(01:37:57):
he remember he rolled over. Roll up to Walgreens and
fill up your bag? Or how about this one? It's
a weird version. Is it? Just stopped the world and
belt with you? I stopped the world and belt with you,

(01:38:18):
moving forwards using a down damn damn d kind of
choice either eighties music or Jennifer Lopez the world? Is
this an eighties plus the boarder? Oh? Absolutely, that's here

(01:38:42):
we go. I stopped the run, belt with you all
the time. We gotta take a break, you know what.
And I'm taking a break. I'll tell you why. I'm
mat because they don't have people. Are people buy Tepeche Modive?

(01:39:03):
You know? Did you know I was the first radio
guy in the America to play that? Yeah, all right,
I gotta take a break. No Jennifer Lopez. But I
hope you'll forgive us. I listened to you guys every
morning on my way to work. Basically, I gotta listen
to you guys every day for multiple hours a day.
Is Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show. You know what
I'm gonna do this weekend. I'm gonna hate Stephen Singer.

(01:39:25):
Stephen Singer our favorite jeweler from the other side of
Although the corner of Eighth and Walnut in Philly reminds you,
you don't have to go to the jewelry store to
get the best jewelry. Now. I know. If you're a
little iffy on shipping jewelry to yourself and not looking
at it like in the store, yeah, don't worry about
it because it's free shipping both ways. With Stephen Singer Jewelers,

(01:39:46):
you got to I hate Stephen Singer dot com. You
find some diamond earrings or necklaces or whatever. There is
a cute mommy necklace and diamonds. This is Mommy and
they have the bracelet so cute. If you don't know
what to get to bracelet or necklace, both is one
of each. You can get both. Now, is it a
cute necklace or a cute mommy on a necklace. Here's
what I hate, Stephen Singer. He'll ship it to you.

(01:40:06):
If you like it, you keep it. If not, you
ship it back. You have like a like one hundred
thousand days or I don't know. I don't know what
the rules. I don't know what the rules are. Look
up the rules. He has this one pair of diamond
stud earrings that I want to get from myself. It's
They're called the Anita Diamond Study ear rings, named after
our favorite woman who's having your birthday to day. There
are only two hundred and seventy dollars, the best quality

(01:40:27):
one percent, I flawless, which is what Gandhi and Danielle are,
and look it for you. It's a gift that will
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one place, one price. It is Stephen Singer Jewelers that
I hate. Stephen Singer dot com. Elvis in the Morning show.

(01:40:51):
All right, so our friend Jack has who's been on
our show before his new song called Swerve on You.
It came out at midnight last night, and so to
guarantee we'd play it, he got on amtrack and it
came all the way up from his home in Washington,
DC to make sure we play it. So, I mean,
so what if we didn't have time to play it
today and if he wasn't here, I mean, well we'll

(01:41:11):
get to it next time. Yeah, but he's here, so
we have to play. I see what you did there? Yeah, yeah,
you're shaking this down. That's How does it feel like
the day before your song's coming out. I mean, like,
usually I'm so nervous, but like, I feel like this
next single is something that like I just really want
to bring to the table because it's like so different
than all my other music, and I feel like it'll

(01:41:31):
just stand out so much. Like I just want to
put it out there, you know what I mean? All Right,
So you're like, yeah, I want it out there. You
know you were mad until it came out. Yeah, I
don't like count down the hours. I'm like, come on,
come on your voice. I'm sure people have told you
you have a very unique sound and in this in
this world of musicians, and artists. You know, to be
unique and be yourself and unlike anyone else. That's the key, yeah,

(01:41:52):
you know. And then then success also comes from knowing
the right producers and being in the right place at
the right time, and you know, paying people off the cash.
It's always good to pay people off with cash. And
by the way, we haven't played the song yet, Jacket,
just out of how much cash do you have on you?
A few hundred? Okay, Back in the old days in radio,

(01:42:15):
they called that paola where people would pay them to
play the song and then they would play it anymore.
You know what, that's illegal now, Elvis, take ja. As
long as you disclose that you did it, you're safe. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure. I tell you what. I believe in
you so much. I'm gonna give you a credit on
this one. I'm not going to charge you for it now.
I first met Jack at this incredible event we were

(01:42:37):
doing in South Florida. It was right after the Stoneman
Douglas High School shooting. And uh, we invited some of
the students from Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School to come
to this party, and then they had other students from
other schools who actually competed with them in sports, this
and that. They all came together to salute these students,
and so up on stage, this guy Jack assays, up here,

(01:42:58):
I'm going to sing a song, and you loved it.
They were great. That was a very touching night. That
was a great night. Yeah. It was amazing being there
because like I saw so much stuff on like the
news and videos. I was like watching all about it,
but then being there like really like touched my heart
when you actually see like how these people are affected
by that. I know. And I was so nervous in
meeting these students because you want to say the right
thing because they need they need. Yeah, yeah, and you

(01:43:19):
did a great job. Thank you. And then he brought
a girl up on stage started singing to her, Oh
do you do that at all your shows? Pick a
different girl here and there. I thought it'd be special
for something to do. She actually went to the school,
so right, yeah, and they were smiling for the first
time that night. It was that soon after So I
mean Jack and Jack were there. Yeah, where was it?
Jack and Jack? I get them Jack, both Jacks were

(01:43:40):
there and it was a great night. But that's where
I first met Jack but I met Jack, Jack, Jack
and Jack. So that was obviously a moment for you
or something that you're definitely gonna remember about two thousan eighteen.
So as the year wraps up and you look back
at the rest of two thou eighteen, what were some
of your big Like, holy crap, I can't believe that
just happened. Um, definitely that for sure. Being on Elis Duran, Hey,

(01:44:01):
he he actually enjoys giving me cash. Also, I mean
you were in the March for Our Lives. I mean
you're toured with Max, our friend Max. Yeah, I did
a few things with them. Did he give you any advice? Um?
Here and there. He's just a cool dude. Like I
love his performances because he's so like energetic. Oh my gosh,
so much. Anie's dresses great. Yeah he does. He's like sparkly.

(01:44:23):
He sparkly. I'm like, where did you get that jacket?
He got it at bed, Bath and beyond. It was
a bath mat. He turned into a bunch of a jacket.
Only Max can do that. All right, Okay, So we're
gonna play your new song Swerve on you in a
couple of seconds. It came out at midnight last night.
I want everyone to go stream it, download, do whatever
you yeah you do? Yeah, look at him. He just
he lost all his money. He had to pay for

(01:44:44):
an amtrack ticket. So Swerve on You is this part
of an album? That's I mean, are you finally gonna
do like a full album? You've you've done the EP thing. Yeah,
I've been putting together a ton of songs, so maybe
make like twenty or thirty of them and cheese If thirty, yeah,
you gotta pick and shoes you get, you know, you
get the best one. What do you do? The rejects?
Those are good too. I'm sure, like Daniel, what was
your idea for people who, oh, you need a reject album?

(01:45:05):
If you have a lot of fame, they're gonna buy
your rejects. True, that's true. Matter, but what we interview?
You had a name for the album, right, I forget.
It's like, I'll take your advice. You're just like the songs.
It didn't make it all good out Yeah, it's all
my crap songs. Crowd all right there, you're okay. Anyway.
The name of the song is Swerve on You. It's

(01:45:27):
out right now. It's been out for a little over
six hours, right, seven hours, whatever time it is right
now and here it is, jackass, Thanks for coming in.
Thank you. There's something that I gotta say. I I'm
driving so the wrong way. I I'm letting go. It's okay.

(01:45:49):
I guess it's okay. I guess telling me that you
never pull over? It's recal. What is there on this course?
All this jealousy. I gotta find my own way. I
guess if you play with fire, you'll get burned. I

(01:46:15):
let you drive, and I got curved as to the inside.
I had the curve for you, and now I gotta swerve.
Are you swerve? Are you swerve? Are you swerve? Are you?

(01:46:39):
I had the curve for you, and now I gotta swerve?
Are you told you to drive safe? You want you
in my way with the highway and now your sideways.
I'm switching lanes. I go in my own pace on

(01:47:00):
getting in trouble. Now, I really feel the basic playing
with fire, you'll get burnt. I let you drive in.
I got curved parties to the inside. I ain't the
curve for you. Travel swerve? Are you swerve? Are you swerve?

(01:47:30):
Are you? I ain't the curve for you? And Now
I gotta swerve. Are you listen? Burned? I got curved.
Now I gotta swerved. Listen burned struck a nerve? Now

(01:47:53):
I gotta swerved. Swerve? Are you swerve? Are you? Are you?
If you now, I gotta swerve? Are you? That is

(01:48:19):
Jack Hess? I know it sounds so good. He's got
such a great voice. I love that it came out
at midnight last night. Come on, let's get rolling. Make
him number one today. Let's manipulate the numbers. Yes, what
a great guy. Thank you Jack Hess for stopping by.
Uh now, what else you want to do? You want
to eat each other? Yeah? Yeah, dreams scary was so

(01:48:43):
quick to say yeah. Yesterday, by the way, it was
National Cream Cheese Frosting Day, so our friends at Arlo
Cream Cheese brought us breakfast to celebrate. We also got
these these cupcakes. I don't think that's from them, that's
from someone else. Cream cheese frost. I love Arla cream cheese.

(01:49:09):
I was putting it on everything out there. I was
using the Mediterranean vegetable and thinks what is called? Yeah,
you weren't the only one. People want ham on that
cream cheese. There's ham, but Arla cream cheese is so good.
There's something about cream cheese. It turns me out, all right.
So they sent these cupcakes, and whoever did the art
on them, they put our heads on the cupcakes. I mean,

(01:49:31):
it looks just like us, but sort of it kind
of does look like some of them are spot on. Yeah,
Daniel's mad because her nose is really big. I paid
a lot of money to get that nose made smaller.
I too have a strong nose in the cupcake. But
the rest of it, I feel like is very accurate.
My hair colors fantastic. Nailed it. So I'm gonna take
my cupcake and spread some Arla Mediterranean Garden cream cheese

(01:49:52):
spread on there. Anyway, So look for Arla this weekend.
And they're the reason we're eating ourselves. Yeah, so, Froggy,
since you're not here, Uh, maybe Uncle Johnny can represent you.
I eat Froggy. Oh my gosh, you were so fast. Okay,
I'll tell you what. Give me some music. Scary? I
need some like nice holiday eat eat my uh cupcake,

(01:50:14):
eat my cupcake music? Right, all right, scary, but that's
something that's not that's not Christmas. Eve, Are you drunk?
We really need to get going on this really funny
radio wacky bit. Okay, oh, very nice, Okay, Danielle. You
choose someone's name and you have to eat their face

(01:50:36):
off the cupcake, and you have to describe what they taste.
This is probably the most incredible bit we've ever done. Yeah,
let's go here we go. Okay, so you're gonna eat Froggy.
All right, so pick up Froggy. It looks look, it
looks just like Froggy. All right, eat, okay, eat Froggy?
All right? No, h what do you taste when you

(01:50:59):
taste froggy? Froggy very sweet? And he is m he's
moist yeast. He doesn't like that word? Does great tea?
Go ahead, take a name? Oh man, who do you
have to eat? I got myself. You have to eat yourself?
Here we go, go ahead and get in there. Ugly,

(01:51:21):
you can put it, put you in your mouth. Come on,
where are you turned off about eating you? Well? Hey,
it doesn't look like me. I know him, I know him, ugly.
I know I've been the ugly stick you. But this
cupcake looks nothing like me. It's got hair in the chin,
which I have no hair. All right, Okay. How do
you taste though, now that you can finally eat yourself? Oh,

(01:51:42):
I don't taste good? All right? It was next to
take hating. Yeah, pull a name out, Gandhi, Who are
you gonna eat? Scary? Ready for garic man? My cupcake
might be fat? All right, go ahead and take a
bite of scary? Okay with her eating you? I'm okay
with that, all right. Got a hint of garlic. Yeah,

(01:52:06):
and every appetizer on the menu. Yeah, that's what it
tastes like. It's feel weird eating scary a little bit,
all right, scary? Pick her name? Oh I got Danielle. Hey,
I wanted Danielle. Would you share Danielle with great tea? Yeah?
You take one end of the cupcakes together. I'll leave
that all day. Danielle a little salty, yeah, a little yeah, okay, scary? Nice?

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Let me choose. Oh I get to eat Gandhi? Yeah,
nice experience for you. Look, look, it looks just like
it's a totally experience for everybody. Looks like them, but mine.
It tastes like curry, yeah and pot. That's accurate. They
get a really good job on these. I'm getting stone
while eating Gandhi. Yeah, Roggy doesn't realize how delicious he is.

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Uncle Johnny, who do you want to eat? Are we anybody? Twice?
Let me guess I can. Who is it? Oh you're Elvis.
Let me see me. I didn't even see me. It's
a cupcake with I look better on the cupcake. No,
you look better after ead half your head. Put me

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in your mouth and eat. Do you want to take
your dentures out first? I'm sorry? Oh it followed them out,
very very very rich. Enjoy me. You keep chewing bonus
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Durant phone tap. All right, Garretty, what's your phone tap
all about? So Dana wants to play a phone tap
on her mom, Meredith, and Dana's getting ready to come
home from college for the holiday vacation, and thought, hey,
let's change up the plans on mom a little bit.

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And so she's going to start to call a mom.
Then I will be a love interest of sorts somewhere
in the background. Oh all right, let's see how this
works out. Here's Garret's phone tap. Listen it. Hello, Hi Mom,
Hi honey, Hi, how are you okay? How are you doing? This?
Great opportunity came up for me to work with this

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charity that Sarah works for. They helped rescue orphan animals
and find new houses for them. So we've been sort
of helping out around campus and it's so good. They
are having a big drive in Toronto and it's over.
So I was wondering how you felt about that. If
that was if we could tell about this, this would
be Christmas Day and yeah, like a week. It's a

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week and a half, so I would be I'd be
done before New Years, but it would be Christmas and
Christmas Eve. I guess if it's if it's what you
really want to do, and I support you and I
think you should. I think you should go have fun. Honey,
thank you so much. Oh my god, I'm so excited.
I'll tell you all about it. I'm so excited. Thank
you so much. There, thanks so much to have a

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good time. Let's talk to you later. Okay, Okay, how mai? Bye?
All right, Danna, that was awesome. So here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna give it a few minutes and
then we're gonna act like we're going to pocket dollar
your mom back. Okay, all right? Hello, hello, Dana, So
we're cool. We're good to go. Totally, Oh my god, totally.

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Ain she bought it, so, Dana, so I can I
can book the tickets to Vegas. That's awesome, all right,
so listen, who is it. I'm gonna call everybody up
and say we're cool for Vegas. Who has my daughter's
phone on? Through the twenty nine? It's gonna be awesome.
I'll get the pen we are going to and tell

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them to get there. Dana, you're gonna get Tina. Your
phone is on. I can hear you. Are you talking to?
This will be better than being drunk with an uncle
or aunt? God? Hello, who is this? Who is this?
Who is this? No? Who is this? Well, Dana's phone?

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Who is this? No? Well know, my name's Damon Salvatar.
I'm a friend. I don't care who you are, Okay,
I don't want to speak to my daughter on the phone.
Started playing games with me? Hello, Hello, Hello? What's on us?
I heard everything you just called me? Oh oh oh really?

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I clid it unbelievable that you would not be honest
with me. You would never have let me go to
Vegas for Christmas? Are you kidding me? No? I wouldn't
have and you are not going well, obviously you weren't
gonna let me go. You're gonna make me come back
with weird uncle. Don't know too, don't know it's don't
you know? It's true that family. It's family, that's it.

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But you're making no sense. You're gonna go to Vegas
and be a big slat. Don't what you want to
do for Christmas? And realize what I'm going through right now.
I have August bather that's trying to wave. I do
all of this for you kids, And this is how
do you treat me? This is how you treat me, Hey, Meredith,
treat me to this point, Meredith, Meredith, my name's Garret

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from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just
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You know what? Go to Vegas? Go to Vegas. I'd
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