The Day We Bought A Documentary

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I would love a nice nutty ho hoe. Hell yeah,
we're gonna get weird. What the hell do we do
for a living? I'm driving to work. Good morning. I'm
not gonna tell you because you don't think I'm cuckoo
like those cuckoos on the radio. What's our fruitcakes? Hey,
Welcome to the show, the show. This is Elvis Doran

(00:25):
in the Morning Show. You've want cuckoos? You want from case?
You got it? Here it is. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday.
You know we call Wednesday Thursday Eve. It's the day before,
our favorite day of the week. Welcome to Wednesday. Hey, guys,
good morning, Welcome to the day. Hi Danielle, good morning.
Hi there, Gandhi, good morning. I see Scottie b I

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see uh Wends. There's a producer Sam. There's Froggy, My Froggy,
my brother. Hello. Did I say how scary? No, hig
scary Andrews. Here, there's God the Diamond is taking your
calls at one eight hundred two two zero one hundred,
and I say good morning to everyone. I think everybody.

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Excuse me. There's engineer Jeff Hey. Engineer Jeff Hey. Done anyway,
Welcome to the day. Um, Scary. Where were you when
you heard this song yesterday? I was in my car
and I heard it and I just turned the volume
up to ten. I just cranked it. Let's do it again.
Let's pretend we're all in Scary's cars. Ready, man, we

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used to play this song like every five minutes. Let's
go welcome to That sounds so good, right, yeah? So
lead you brought that in today's scary. Also, you know Gandhi,
she gave us a song to play later. Don't hear that.
Danielle hasn't given us any any song indication at all.
And guess what I won't be I don't know. I

(01:53):
think there's something you want to hear, like like an
old song something. But anytime I suggest a song because
you want to hear Rio by Duran Durant, I'm like,
oh that's my sitution or Barbie Girl by Hua, Oh
my god, even worse. All right, we will play. I
guarantee you we'll play one of those two. Okay, Yeah,
either Rio from Duran Durant or Barbie Girl. We are

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so our first call of the day, Marissa calling in
usually for work. You're off today, but you're up early.
What the hell go back to bed. Marissa. Oh, just
I'm just asp I've got the day asked, like I said,
But I'm not necessarily getting ready for work anyway. So

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it's just kind of an internal clock that my dogs
also have. I would slither right back into that bed.
I'd be like, oh, girl, So let's talk about your day.
Let's let's let's plan Maurice's day. So after you're talking
with us, what are you gonna do, let's talk about it.
What's your day all all about? Well, I'll feed the
dog and just they usually linger upside I mean I

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mean Wisconsin, and then it's thirty four degrees what is
happening right now? So they'll linger outside for a while.
So that's your day, watching the dogs linger in the yard.
I wish I had that life. That sounds great, right, guys. Yeah, yeah, night,
I've always just hung out watch the dogs linger. Well, look,

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I'm glad you're up early. Can we send her something? Marissa?
We're going to send you something. What do we have
for Marisa? We've got scrubs on the way, my chain issue. Yeah,
don't be there by August. I swear you and the
dogs you have a great day to lingering in the yard.
That sounds like a wonderful plan. Hold on my second,
can you imagine your day? That's all you have to

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do today is let the dogs linger would want that.
So did you guys have a good sleep? You're all good? Yeah,
Danielle's in the city. What made you go to the city.
I wanted to hang out with everybody today. I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna go in on Wednesday and
see everybody. So I can't. Yeah, she wants something, she way,

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what is there to really get? Well, I'm here, all right,
Let's get on with the three things we need to
know from Gandhi. Then we've got a show. We've got
lots to do. Let's go. What do you have? Gandhi?
It could still take several weeks to pick a jury
in the botched police raid that killed Brianna Taylor. The
process resumed yesterday after a delay and will continue today.
A former Louisville officer is on trial for endangering neighbors

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when he fired off ten shots. Two others were cleared
in her death and are expected to testify. All three
busted into the healthcare workers apartment without knocking almost two
years ago. The CDC is now pleading with states not
to drop school mask mandates just yet. Director Rochelle Wilenski
says that now is not the time. She told the
news agency Reuters that their guidance hasn't changed and still

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recommends that students mask up due to the high rate
of new infections. This comes as Connecticut, Delaware, New Jersey,
and Oregon all planned and their school mask mandates. California
will also stop its indoor mask mandate next week, and
New York will reportedly do the same tomorrow, but not
yet for schools. And finally, spoiler alert. If you like
Wheel of Fortune, I know a lot of people DVR

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and what's the next day? How do you spoil that? Well,
I'll tell you for the first time and the game
shows about forty years on the air. They've had two
hundred thousand dollars winners in a row. Apparently that has
never happened before. The fans, I know, that's a big deal.
Fans saw the first one Monday night. The second one
happened last night. Both of them were in the bonus round.
Even Pat say Jack said that he was stunned, confirming

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it's never happened before. A former Champion also pointed out
that it's never happened in the same week before, so
pretty exciting. If you like Wheel of Fortune and those
are your three things, it is exciting. Yes, I do
love Wheel of Fortune. I love that Pat say, Jack
gets off on giving someone a hundred thousand dollars and
he's walking home with like fifty million dollars a year.

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I love him though. You guys ready for your Wednesday? Yeah, well,
we have no choice. We have a Wednesday miss. Part
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The entire show uploaded every day. A lot of people
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get a quote. Today, Watty in the morning, Zoo, it's
a wild You know when you wake up and you're
still sort of half asleep. Yeah, yes, and you look
over and there's a stranger in the bed with you.

(06:33):
Go on, We're gonna happen to me. So I woke up.
I'm like, oh, where am I? I'm like, who is that?
D new bed? Who did My friend Theresa came over
last night and we hung out, watched TV. We had
some wine, and then we went to bed and just
watched TV and talked and whatever. We passed out. So

(06:54):
I woke up and I look over and I'm like, uh,
there's there's a like a really really beautiful Asian woman
in the bed with me. It's our friend, Teresa Buyer.
Love her. I loved it. It was great waking up
with Teresa this morning. Well she's still in bed, God
bless her soul. But I love that. I love those
mornings when you wake up like who did I bring

(07:16):
home last night? Oh? So she's not going to wake
up and have the same experience, but she'll wake up
in a weird bed and be yeah, she's like where
am I. We'll wake her up a little bit anyway. So, yeah,
Teresa used to work with us at ZE one hundred
years and years and years ago, and so she and uh,
she's a good friend of ours. Anyway, she says hi,
she says love, but she's snoring as we speak. How
was your night last night, Danielle? What did you do?

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I'm trying to think, what the hell did I do? Last?
I didn't love that? You know, those are great nights.
We don't know what you did. It was very busy.
We did a lot of stuff. Oh I did watch
a couple of things with mice. Oh my gosh, do
you know what we're watching? Superstore? You remember Superstore that
was on like years ago. It's hysterical. So, my son,
what is Superstore? What is that? It's like a it's

(07:59):
like a comedy. There all in a store and they
all work in this store in the hole. Yes, so
I my son just started binge watching it. He's sixteen.
He's starting to binge all these shows that we should
have watched already. He's like, sit down, mom, you need
to see this. It is so funny. What was that
actress's name? The lead in Superstore? She was great? Yes, exactly? Okay,

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remember what about you? Gandhi? Was your what was your
nine all about? Anything? Well, first, we had to solve
a crisis because the boyfriend was stuck at work and
he blames me for being stuck there for a long
time being stuck. He has what are those cars where
the key fob needs to be in the car for
it to turn on. And then yesterday before he left
for work, I was being a nice person and I

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turned his car on to warm it up for him,
and it turned on. Normally, if there's no key fob,
it will not turn on. It says no keyfob detected,
that stupid car turned on. He drove all the way
to work, which is like over an hour away, and
the key fob was here. Oh so we had a bit. Well, thankfully,
he works with cars, so he was able to have

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somebody he works with reprogram two new key fobs so
that he could come back home. But it took a while.
He was quite stressed. We got into a bit of
a tiff about whose fault it was, um, so that
was fun. And then we ran some errands and then
we worked on some super secret art stuff that I'm
excited about. I mean, I mean, yeah, okay, back up,
we should do it's you, it's them later, and we
should it's him. We should you got a court and

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figure out who's a fault. But the new art thing,
I want to hear more about that. All right, Well,
welcome to the day. We have a one thousand dollars
free money phone tap things to Eminem's that's on the way.
Everyone is so a buzz about Tender Swindler. Everyone's talking
about it. It's it's now the biggest thing. Ye even
now Fantana, did you see he was like I met
him too. I know he met the tender Swindler as well.

(09:50):
And uh, some of the girls together getting together. They're
up to over eight hundred thousand dollars and go fund
me yep. And the bodyguard suing because he says that
nobody told him they were even putting this thing out
and he didn't get to tell his side of the story.
All right, Well, if you don't know what we're talking about,
and most likely you don't, you gotta watch it. We

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love the tender and just tend Tender Swindler. Just watch it.
So yeah, tender Swindler. If you're from the Bronx like Danielle,
all right, well let's go. Let's get our horoscopes going here,
Producer Sam, who are doing them with? How about scary
this morning? Thank you for not saying Nate. You know
you haven't had Nate as your horoscope partner in some
some time now, and not thank you, I thank you

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for you Froggy that I'm not with you, Booboo. You
could fight this war. Wow, you know, the longer you
don't put him on, the longer you have a job
you want him on Friday. Now, all right, let's go.
Let's see how the horoscopes are looking today. Well, if

(10:55):
it's your birthday, Happy birthday to you and you share
it with Billa Porch, Michael B. Jordan, I'm Hittelston, and
Joe Peshi Capricorn. Be a source for kindness amongst your
closest friends and family. Your days at ten Aquarius, check
and then recheck a project before submitting it for final approval.
Your days and eight Pisces, remember that to do lists
are only good when you stick to them. Your days

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of seven oh Ari, stop spending all your time and
energy on people who wouldn't do the same for you.
Your days of six Taurus, you're being forced to not
speak on an issue you know a lot about. Don't
take it personally. This will be to your benefit. Your
days of five, Hey, gem and I dive into a
new hobby that will allow others to watch you dazzle
and shine. Your days of nine Cancer, go against the

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grain and forge a new path that will be to
your benefit. Your days of nine Leo and odd coincidence
could have you seeing double be prepared for anything like
the stranger in your bed. Your days and eight Virgo,
stop criticizing yourself. Certain problems are beyond your control. Your
days of seven Libra, ask someone close to you for
help on a personal problem. You'll be shocked with the results.

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Your days in eight Scorpio, your approach to a current
situation could be turning others off. Rework your strategy. Your
day's are six and finally, Sagittarius, let yourself off the
hook and be brave and knowing you're stronger than you
could possibly imagine. Your day's and nine and those are
Wednesday morning horoscopes. You know everyone's texting in about the
show Reacher. Has anyone seen it? No? Is this another

(12:19):
show if to add to our list? I mean, we
just received like fifteen texts from people saying you gotta
watch Reacher. Really? Maybe the cast of Reacher is texting
in today. I don't know. Have you heard anything about
it anyone? No? No? Okay, well let's look at that Reacher.
Maybe let me let me look at oh eighty five
percent rotten tomatoes. That's good, Jack Reacher. I saw an

(12:41):
article this morning that people were raving about it. Rhyme
thriller says here and what was the one I sent
you yesterday, Gandhi that everyone's my friends were going over
and over about. I believe it's called we need to
talk about Bill Cosby. Yeah, it's the show is called
we need to talk about Bill Cosby. It's all about
that entire that travesty. Wait, Scotty b you've seen it?
Turned him on? Scotty Have you seen it? Yes? I

(13:02):
watched the whole thing. It was riveting. Is it a
series or a documentary? Just it's a docus series I
guess is four episodes, I believe. So where did you
watch it on Hulu? I believe? No, no, no, no,
it's on showtime any anywhere. By the way, when he
said the word Hulu, could you smell his breath? He
said for a second, Okay, So let's talk about Bill Cosby.

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What's it? What's it like? What's it all about? It
just it chronicles all his years of doing stuff, all
the way back to the sixties, and it just kind
of follows it along all these years and have people
had no idea what was going on until yeah, they're
saying like during the show, The Cosby Show, he was
actually behind the scenes, like screwing with people. Oh yeah,

(13:48):
there was a sixty women at least that just came
forward during the Cosby Show era. And they also said
that they did an episode on The Cosby Show about
drugging women. Yes, he says having sex with them on
Oh my god. They bring back lots of creepy things
that he said over the years that nobody would have
put tuned two together until now. You think it was
his idea for that plot line, for that I don't

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know he lived it anyway. So what's the official name
of the show. It's called Let's we Need I think
it's we need to talk about Cosby. I'm so excited. Yea,
all right, add that to the list. Here we go.
What's going on? This is Drake, this is Sam Smith,
and you were listening to Elvis Durand and the Morning Chef.
All right, I see that I'm frozen here, um him

(14:32):
am I on? Yeah, Oh, let's talk about Hello Fresh.
That's not frozen, that's refrigerator, thank you. Okay. The other
day we had a great Hello Fresh testimonial from Danielle
about the Shepherd's Pie. Today, we're talking about the chicken.
The chicken, oh, talk about the chien fo Fresh. So wait,

(14:53):
this is so bad. So two days ago I made
it and it was so good. So I'm like, wow,
I need to figure out how I can use is
parmesan cheese because I had a little leftover. So yesterday
I was like, what can I put it on and
put in the oven so it melts and crusts the
same way. Not the same Gotta go back to my
Helo Fresh again. You know, I tell you so good.
The food from Helo Fresh is so fresh and there's

(15:15):
no waste. They only give you the amount of food
you need to make your meals. Yeah. The other thing,
and I think they're gonna put themselves out of business.
They teach you how to do great recipes and then
you can do them on your own. Now I'm like, oh, yeah,
po Fresh, Yeah you need But I tell you this also,
they have fifty new fresh recipes every single week. I mean,
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up the Holo Fresh box, right, yeah, so you can
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If you sign up today, go to Helo Fresh dot
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and you use the promo code Elvis in the Morning show, Yeah,

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so why I'm here? Whose penis is this? Why? Why
is Nellie's penis in my phone? He says that it
was an accident that he accidentally uploaded it to Instagram.
Get out of here. You cannot accidentally upload anything to Instagram.
He uploaded his penis to Instagram. That takes work. It's

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more than his penis, it's his penis in action too.
So if you want to watch all of that, I
just feel bad because you see the woman, her face
and everything, and then he had to he had to
apologize to her and the family's awful. I mean, seriously,
that that isn't good at all. He's like, I never
wanted that to publicly be out. Really well, it was

(16:44):
sent to me. He took it down right. I'm yeah,
oh yeah, oh gosh. I hope my penis never going
up on Instagram if it does, I will tell you.
I'll be the first to tell you, and I will
not screen record. You know what. I wouldn't have to
do this, but you know how some people will do
like six Instagram photos and post them so when you
look at their you'll look at their account, you see

(17:05):
all of them making it like a big picture. Yeah,
all six panels. Yeah, I wouldn't need that for mine.
Oh Gody's is bigger than mine. People are making fun.
It's a video though, like a lot of his fans saying, like,
listen to how he's moaning, like it's so uncomfortable moaning.
There's no way you can accidentally post something to Instagram.

(17:28):
I'm sorry. Yeah, no one can do that unless your
kid has your phone, and they you know what I mean.
And I'm really hoping if your kid has your phone,
that's not what they're posting. Oh gosh, I'm not. The
people are moan shaming him though, Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't
moan shame someone. He's being his authentic self. Leave him alone. Frog,

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You have this look on your face like you're just
not ready for the day, Are you okay? Because no,
I just that you're exactly right. You don't accidentally. There's
too many times you have to hit X, next, next,
and share. I mean, it's not a one tight deal.
There's there's no like quick post. Okay, somebody says that
I accidentally ordered something on Amazon. There's like quick checkout.
I get it. Yeah, but there's no quick post. Do
you have to hit next like three or four times? Filters? Yeah,

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hold on one second, guys, Nelly a video of him
having sex with a woman. His penis is there and
he's moaning, does he have a new album coming out? Really?
I'm searching if I had an album coming out, I
would I would post a picture of me having sex
with a woman. I would. I would that I would

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be interested in. I don't even know how that works.
And it looks like his penis is a band aid
on it. Do you see that? Yeah, it's getting hot
and hurt. All right, there's that. In Sad News, we're
hearing more and more about Wendy Williams and what she's

(18:59):
going through. And I heard from a reliable air Quotes,
reliable source that she's definitely not coming back. And Sherry
Shepherd is the new host of that show. I mean,
we like Sherry Shepherd, but it's just sad because we
love Wendy, love Sherry Shepherd. But I tell you, you you
know what, Wendy is a friend of ours, a good
friend of mine. I haven't talked to her since she

(19:20):
she left the show. Yeah, I remember she got She
sent me a voicemail. She left a voicemail saying, Hey, Elvis,
I'm gonna go on a trip with a good friend
of mine. I'm gonna be away from for a while.
I just want to say hi. If you want to
get together, let me know. And I never got back
to her. And that's the last I heard of her.
When was that? How many months ago? Was that? Well,
the last time she made an appearance on her show

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was in July of twenty twenty one, and she signed
off for the season and said we'll be back in
two months, and then she didn't come out. Oh my god.
So that's the last time I heard from her then,
and it was from a different number. I don't know
what's going on. Well, look, Wendy, if you're listening, probably
not hello, but you know, in the universe, universe, please
give Wendy our best. She's she's a lovely, lovely friend

(20:04):
of ours, and I want nothing but great things for her. Yeah,
oh god, crazy, right, I mean, and you know what,
I was looking at her sign off yesterday and she was,
I will be back in two months. I can't wait
for the new season. Like didn't seem like anything was
a miss, Like she wasn't gonna you know what I mean? Right, So,

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you know, say what you want about anyone who's a celebrity.
You think you know them, We think we know them,
and we don't. Wendy, I know, I'm telling you right now,
as sure as I'm sitting here. She's she's a great,
a great woman. She's she's really good. She's a good person.
And uh, I'm really sad about this, I know. All right,

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all right, moving on? What are we doing here? Well,
Danielle's report, Danielle, Yes, all right, all right, we got
it starting for you now, thank you. All right, since
we've already talked about penises, I'm gonna move on. So
Rita Aura, she landed a new acting role. She is
going to appear in the upcoming Disney Plus Live Action
Beauty and the Beast television series. It's a prequel to
the original. Luke Evans's Gueston Just gad is Lafu and

(21:09):
they're going to head out on an unexpected journey and
she is going to play a fugitive possessing surprising abilities
and has a secret that could potentially affect the entire kingdom.
So that sounds like it's going to be very I
like how you from the Bay Rita Aura, rita Aura,
that's how you say hennaya? All right. Tom Brady was

(21:30):
on his Let's Go podcast and he hasn't closed the
door on coming back to football guys. Really, he said
he's going to take things as they come, never say never.
Right now he feels like it's the right decision, but
let's see how I feel six months from now. There's
always a chance when it comes to Tom Brady, don't you.

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Oh my gosh. Adell was at the Burn Awards yesterday.
She had on a very shiny diamond on her wedding
band finger. People are wondering if she's engaged to Rich Paul. Also,
I don't know if you got to watch any of
the highlights from the brit Awards, but that damn ed
Shearon is something else. So check it out when you
get a chance. Love love love him. Um did you
see Kevin Hart sending Nick Cannon a vending machine filled

(22:16):
with condoms. So basically, you know, it's saying, you know,
you don't need any more babies, you know, wrap it up.
But they have actually been involved in this ongoing prank
war thing. So back in September, Nick redesigned the outside
of Kevin's private jet with an image of Nick's face.
Then Nick gave Kevin Kevin Allama for his birthday, and
then Kevin put Nick's phone number up on billboards and

(22:38):
multiple cities, so they were going back and forth. So there,
so the condom vending machine was actually a Valentine's Day gift.
Here you go, wrap it up, That's what he's saying.
So gooscarams came out yesterday. We know this. The Power
of the Dog was the most nominated with twelve. All
four actors were nominated on Netflix. Everything Happens in March
twenty seventh on ABC, I'm snubs Rita. Franklin's family very

(23:02):
upset that Jennifer Hudson did not get nominated for an
Academy Award. They felt that she did a fantastic job.
Lady Gaga did not get nominated for a House of
Gucci that was a huge surprise. Spider Man No Way
Home got snubbed. People were even surprised about that one.
So uh yeah. So even though a lot of good
ones got nominated, a lot of one, a lot of
good ones got left out. Peter the bodyguard from The

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Tender Swindler, he is saying that I was not portrayed
the right way on the show, and his lawyer is
now saying, we are gonna sue. Says, my side of
the story wasn't told, said that I wasn't involved in
any of his activity. But people are saying, yeah, but
you didn't know. You were with him all the time.
You didn't know what was going on with him. Making

(23:46):
a comment like that, is he telling us more about
who he is? Because I'm so curious about this guy.
I know, I think we're gonna learn more as the
days go on. But I mean, we saw you sitting
there with a bloody head saying that you guys got attack,
so I don't know. All right, you're again, you're giving
too much. I'd at you and I've already I've already

(24:06):
seen the show and you're spoiling it for I'm sorry, sorry.
And then three women that you see in the Tender Swindler.
They have launched a go fund me. They are trying
to raise some money to clear their debts because unfortunately
they still got to pay the money, so they're trying
to raise like eight hundred thousand dollars. I think they're
up there, let's say not yet. I just checked, so
they're not there yet. I might have DMed them. Need

(24:28):
to see if they wanted to talk to us. I
would love to talk to just you know what, if
you're wondering what the hell we're talking about? Tender Swindler. Yeah,
on Netflix, you have to see it. It's just it's
just mind blowing. Apparently, Reacher. Everyone's telling us we got
to watch that. That's on Amazon. We need to talk
about Cosby is on Showtime. People are talking about that.
You've got the Olympics. HBO Max has three new ones

(24:50):
today that actually look good about last night, Adventure of
the Ring and The Girl Before Jeopardy gives you the
National College Championship Today if there's Big Brother Celebrity Edition,
and of course the Amazing Race. And that's my Danielle report. Okay,
so our own Reacher. The guy who replaced Tom Cruise
is Alan Richson. Is that is that? Who that is? Me? Look?

(25:10):
Oh my god, look at that. It's beautiful. Well, they're
saying that in the books, the guy who plays Reacher
is supposed to be like six foot five, muscle bound,
this ex military coup and they're saying that. Unfortunately, you know,
Tom Cruiz didn't really fit that bill, right. They said
he was replaced because he was short. That's not fair, man,

(25:30):
Stop that called he couldn't Reacher. So the guy who
plays Reacher was actually Aquaman in the CW Smallville. Yep,
he's thank you for it continues to work for you,

(25:54):
all right, all right, thank you. So he covered a
lot to break. I think we need a break, mister
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We read them every once in a while, so we'll
just say good morning yesterday Danielle was talking about a movie,
a romantic comedy. I want to watch it. What's the

(26:37):
name of it? Oh? That was Can You Keep a Secret?
I'm pretty sure that's what if they're talking about. Also,
someone to send a text in from Dallas? What's your
favorite color? Oh? I love this conversation. This is from Cody.
It's Cody on the phone. Let's go talk to Cody. Hey, Cody,
good morning, Olvis. How are you guys? We're doing well.

(26:58):
So you're in Dallas, my hometown, my original hometown, Dallas, Texas. Yeah,
I came down here trying to look for you. You
weren't here, So Cody, I saw you on the way.
I ran. I ran for my life. Hey, so where
do you live in Dallas? Cody? What part of town?
I do believe it's in between University and Richardson. Oh

(27:20):
my gosh, that's recently just moved here, like in January.
All right, Well, welcome to Dallas, Big Dee, little little
at a little a little dan. Hey, So Cody, you
said just a text, you said, what's your favorite color?
And I it's my favorite text of the morning so far.
I mean, you're curious. One in North I'll tell you

(27:40):
my favorite color, I some would argue is not a color.
I love black. Black to me is the ultimate, but
you know red on top of that, I like blue.
What about you, Gandhi? Favorite color? Jeff green? Green? Really
love it. I love green, trees, bushes, grass, all that stuff. Money.
I just love green. About Danielle, I have two red

(28:01):
and green. Yeah, yep, I love that you asked us
that question because, you know what, it's such a simple question,
But your favorite color is like one of the most
important things in your life, you know. I love right,
There's actually a reason I asked that. So. I actually
do pest control for a living, and most time whenever
I go into these jobs for these kitchens and these

(28:22):
people are just having a rough day and just asking
a simple question like that always brings a smile to
their face. And I hear all kinds of different colors,
and it's really cool to see these colors kind of
match with personalities, and it's just really fun to see
people glow just from a simple question. Well, do you
listen to our show? So if you guessed what our

(28:42):
favorite colors were, I mean, what color would you assign us? Like?
For instance, daniel her favorite color, your opinion should be
what I would say, pink because she's just she's just bright,
she's accepting, and she just enjoys life. I look at
that pink. What about Gandhi? What should her color be?

(29:04):
She says green, but we we all disagree with her.
What should it be? I would say blue? And the
reason I would say blue is because of the ocean
is just vast. There's so much opportunity. She's always exploring.
There's just there's so much out there. I think blue
would be a good color for her. Go Cody, I'm
so falling about What about straight Nate? Straight Nate? What

(29:28):
what should his color be? Straighten Eate? I would I would?
I would say red. It's a confident color. It's has
a little bit of a commanding tone to it. I
would say red. The color of blood color blood blood

(29:49):
from his victims that he kills. You know what, Cody,
I think this could be my favorite call of the week.
You know, every day when we take calls. I put
calls on this on a ray system, and yours is great,
just simple and wonderful. I think, Cody, I've what what
color should we assign? Cody? I find him soothing and brilliant. Yeah,

(30:10):
and smart, brilliant. But what's a brilliant color? Purple? I
think so, Cody. I think you're somewhere between orange and
yellow somewhere. Yeah. Oh that is good. Yeah, Cody. I
hope you have a great day to day. Thank you
so much for calling him and texting and a weird conversation.

(30:31):
I'll tell you, but it was it was much needed.
Thank you so much. I appreciate you guys. Have a
wonderful day YouTube. Thanks for calling. Enjoy Dallas, Enjoy Texas,
hold on, hold on a second, Send him something, Diamond,
send him something. He's been a nice guy, right, Suner nice.
You know, that's one of the great things about this job.
We meet We meet people just for weird reasons, Like

(30:52):
so when texted us asked just what our favorite color is,
and we talk to them and you're like, oh my god,
what a great guy. So, you know, get to know
someone today. You should. Uh, where are we going here?
What are we doing? Break? Break? Break, take a break.
I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna talk about our
favorite colors all day. Scary. What's your favorite color? Blue?
Talk about it. I love blue because it's calming. It

(31:13):
is the ocean, as as he said, and I just
feel the blue. Sometimes it comes in different colors, like
different shades, like royal, sometimes like royal, but sometimes I
feel more of a of a powder blue, sky blue,
sky blue, beautiful. Yeah, I love that. Ye, all right,
all right, we've talked about the color. Is this while
we're number one rated in New York City? Are I
think so? We actually are for us, not that it matters.

(31:36):
We are number one in New York City night WHI
is of stupid crap like this? I think anyway? Yeah,
we do have a one thousand dollars Eminem's free Monday
phone tap on the Way demand party. Today's show we
listen with Elvis Duran on demand, the entire show uploaded
every day only on the iHeart Radio Avenue show We

(31:58):
go talk to Carle Carl, Oh my god, car put
yourself together in the morning show. Oh my god. We
have so much to cover. First of all, we promised
Danielle before the end of the show we'll play either
Rio by Duran Durant or Barbie Girl. Yes, oh either
way sucks, but we'll get to it. Is awful songs,

(32:24):
but we do it for you because you're our sister
and we love you, love you. So I had to
tell you I'm not Catholic. I'm not very religious. I'm spiritual,
but not religious. But I wanted to go to the
big cathedral here in town to light a candle for
a friend of mine right yesterday. So I went into
the I walked in, and yeah, I love I will.

(32:46):
I love walking into cathedrals and churches. I mean they're
so beautiful. I walked in to go light a candle.
There's no candle. The candles were all gone. I mean
the candle were just none of them had waxed, none
of them had wicks. There was like one candle a glow,
and so I put the thing in there to light
you know, the match whatever. Now which to light a candle?
Couldn't find one. I'm like, what do I don't confused

(33:09):
by this, So Daniel says, you know, lighting candles is
so old school. Now we have electric electric candles like
a button. So I'm like, you push a button, a
light comes on. All the churches that I've been to
in my area, there's a like candles all over the place,
like different sets of candles, and you put a little

(33:30):
money in the donation box, and then you light your
candle by pushing a button, and I guess it stays
on for a certain amount of time and then it
goes out. The only candles that are lit all the time,
I guess are and maybe maybe the one on the
altar of whatever it is. But I have a feeling
that they put that out. You'll be afraid that there'll
be a fire in the church. We just talk about
the Catholic Church has let me down, even though I'm
not Catholic. Why well, okay, okay. It all started with

(33:52):
a big fight we had on our show about it
was the cardinal here in New York City says, you
can actually eat meat on Saint Patrick's Day. Oh it
was on Friday. It was corned beef. If you if
it was on the if it's a Friday and it's
Saint Patrick's Day, you can actually will will forgive you
if you eat corn beef on a Friday during during LNG. Yeah,

(34:12):
you so you just kind of bend the rules. Now
you have electric candles. But to be totally honest, I
would really be nervous that the church would not be
there anymore if there were too many regular candles. They're
made out of a stone. They're not gonna burn down anyway.
So I couldn't light a candle for my friend yesterday,
So I'm still gotta I'm gonna keep looking until I
find a real candle in town. I'm gonna flipping a light.

(34:35):
Twitch is like going to the like the the light
fixture display at home depot and you put all the
buttons in the lights. Right, you know, I'm gonna go
to home depot. I'm gonna turn on a light for
a friend of mine today. Can you bring your own
candles by? Yeah? Like, maybe you can just go find
the candles that are supposed to be there, bring one
for yourself, and then leave some as a nice gesture

(34:56):
for the people coming behind you. You know what, Gandhi,
great idea. I love you. Yeah. Hey, So we were
talking a few minutes ago during the song about the
things we love as children that we don't do as adults.
Shame on us. We're talking about your favorite colors a
few minutes ago, right on the air. Yeah, He's like,
what's your favorite color? Just a simple question. And so

(35:18):
Nate reminded me of that incredible tweet. I think there's
a tweet actually from fifty cent. Can you read it
out loud? Yeah, he says growing up sucks. People aren't
nearly as eager to know what my favorite dinosaur is.
It's an I think gorgasaurus. You don't care. It's true.

(35:41):
I mean we have lost our childlike playfulness. You gotta
find it. You gotta like dive back into that. We
always talking about going to the park and getting on
that teeter totter thing. You gotta go to a go
to a park today, you get on the teeter, talk
her the friend. It's so true. The people I like

(36:04):
being around the most are playful people, Like I love
being around Danielle because she's always ready to play. Like
I know, if I throw something at her, she's gonna
throw something back at me. She's not gonna sit there
and pound about it, right, She's just playful. And that's
so important to me. In all of the relationships that
I have, whether it's family, friends, I need to be
around playful people. It's it's like the life source. Yeah,
well we are playful people. I mean we are. We

(36:27):
do have a lot of fun. What do you here
on the show we were we have some fun here,
but when the micro off, it really turns into a
real show. But the way my favorite dinosaurs Alaurus that reason,
that's the one that like it looks so cute and

(36:47):
tiny and then all of a sudden goes about you,
you know, with the with the big red wing thingies
from Jarrett Park. I think digosaurus. Believe it or not, Lilatopus,
that's a lie. If I visited my playground, the only

(37:10):
problem is I wouldn't recognize it anymore because I need
to see the slide that used to scorch your you know,
your your flesh, you know ninety degree son the metal,
you know the bars that you know you kind of
you know, the seas get stopped. Can you just start
the sentence over because you're not stuff All the stuff
they used to have, all the equipment on the playground

(37:33):
is completely changed. It would I want to because I
want to go back to a place the bars and
I remember the monkey they they do and they stall
the slides. They just don't give you technus anymore, which
is exactly scary. If you stop going to the foam
parties at the w Hotel, maybe you see some monkey bar,
You're going to the wrong playground. Maybe I am. You're

(37:56):
going to the strip club the playground. That's different, totally difference.
What about your favorite swings? The swings swings where you
would you would sit on the swing and you would
put one arm out and you would swing as much
as you could as high, and then you would jump
out and try to thrust yourself how far you could
jump out of the swings. I used to fantasize about

(38:17):
swinging so high you'd wrap around the pole and yeah, yeah,
you felt the little bars coming like out of the ground,
like the whole awesome. Okay, okay, we're moving on to superhero?
Is your favorite superhero? Danielle? Okay, so doctor Strange, does
that count as a superhero? Because gandhi favorite superhero? This
is a tough one because it's a toss up between

(38:38):
iron Man and thor Oh. Yeah, but it's not about
looks or because I think that they're cute. It's because
I actually really like them. Iron Man is a genius.
Wait a minute, Yeah, do you like iron Man or
do you like who he is before you? Tony Tony Stark.
It's one and the same. Yeah, so I like guy. Yeah, yeah,
Tony Stark makes iron Man love him? Robert Denny Junior

(39:01):
makes Tony Stark? Right, what about you, Elvis? Who's your
favorite superhero? You? Gandhi take that one? You know what,
I've always been a batman guy. Yeah. Yeah, And there's
something about sliding down that bat pole, up and down up.

(39:23):
One quick call from quick call from Miss Lauren. Lauren,
how are you? You're a teacher? We you know, we
love our teachers. What grade do you teach? I teach
all about moentary school, so I tea all the way
to fifth grade. Oh, so you get asked these questions
all the time about the kids, like what's your favorite superhero?

(39:45):
What's your favorite color? Right? What's another question the kids
love to ask you, um, all the time, they ask
what my favorite color is? They get shocked when we
don't sleep in the school building because they think that
we live there. You try to, Yeah, they think that
we live, eat, breathes everything in the building. You know

(40:06):
what that is? I must assume it could because when
I was a little kid, I thought the same thing.
I always put teachers up on this pedestal, like, really,
you have a home, you drive a car. That's too
human of you that you can exactly wait, what do
you mean you have a mom. Oh wow, what's your
favorite your favorite thing about being a teacher, Lauren. I mean,

(40:31):
it's hard to put into words because yesterday was my
birthday and one of my students remembered it was my
birthday and basically announced to the entire school that it
was my birthday. And I had like piles of cards.
And it's just, you know, the love that you get
from these children no matter what, is just it's just wonderful.

(40:52):
So you must be like us then, hoping that we
can find those childlike qualities in our adult lives, but
because we need those, right you agree, Oh yeah, you
can be playful. You can have so much fun with
these kids. And it's just the love you get from
the kids, and you can have so much fun with

(41:13):
them doing your daily activities. You know what, the lives
we're having to live, you know, pandemic and you know
the way the world is. You know what being an
adult really it, Evan sucks. Sometimes it is hard. You
know what if you're going through something really crazy right now,
you know what I'm talking about, you know. And but yeah,
so those kids, those kids must really bring you so

(41:36):
much joy. Yeah, you have to you have to make
light of it with them too, especially because they've been
through a lot. Yeah, and some kids don't know any
difference other than being in a school with a mask
on and that kind of stuff. So right, all right,
you know what, good talking to you, Um you too,
Thank you so much for everything. No, you know what
I'm gonna I'm gonna give you something. Can I give

(41:56):
you some money to spend on the class Oh? You
know and have to Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna crem
it in your pocket. Kind of you. I'm gonna give
you two hundred and fifty dollars thanks to our friends,
we have a clean kind of you, a clean butt,

(42:20):
and great kids. Hold on one second. Okay, we're sending
you two hundred and fifty dollars. Please promise me you'll
spend it on the kids on the classroom. Okay, absolutely,
all right, hold on one second, hold on. You know,
just as she loves her career as a teacher, I
love I love what we do when we have moments

(42:40):
like that right absolutely where you're where we are right now,
driving to work, whatever, And thank you for being a
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Holo Tushi dot com. It's not Tushi dot com. Don't
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we just sent two hundred and fifty dollars to our
friend Lauren. All right into the three things we need
to know? Oh my god, we should have taken a

(43:42):
break by like fifteen minutes ago. Cares whatever, whatever I think,
I think, We're having a good moment. Uh gandhi, what
are you have going on? Politicians in Minnesota are pushing
to ban no knock warrants. A state hearing on a
proposal could happen next week. It would follow days of
protests over the Minneapolis police killing of a mere Locke.

(44:03):
He was just twenty two years old when he was
shot in an apartment after officers busted in while he
was sleeping, saying he pointed a gun at them. Video
of the incident contradicts that hundreds of students walked out
of class yesterday in a march to demand police accountability.
The President of France claims that he was given assurances
by Russian President Vladimir Putin promising that the situation with
Ukraine will not escalate. However, the Kremlin is saying no

(44:26):
such thing happened. When asked about the disparity, our White
House Press secretary assured reporters that the White House is
in close contact with France and other NATO allies to
figure out what's going on. Either way, our Secretary of
State says the US is prepared if Russia chooses to invade.
And finally, dozens of SpaceX satellites are crashing and burning.

(44:48):
I don't know if you guys saw this story, but
they were part of a batch of forty nine that
were sent into orbit last week from Florida. After that launch,
a geomagnetic storm hit the Earth's atmosphere and about eighty
percent of the satellite it's never recovered from going into
safe mode. Elon Musk said yesterday that they are expected
to burn up on re entry, so no debris should
hit the ground. But it's kind of a failure because

(45:09):
of this storm. The company has already shot off two
thousand satellites and has permission for ten thousand more. So
this isn't a huge deal, but a bunch of satellites
are going to be burning up in the atmosphere, and
those are your three things. Let him burn, all right,
you're one thousand dollars Eminem's free money phone tap coming
right up. My thing. Was also plenty of evidence of
a level of professionalism in terms of the performances. Elvester

(45:33):
ran in the Morning Show, I've lost control. Holn hi hi.
These headphones. We're talking about this the other day when
Froggy beat his eyeball with a headphone. Oh yeah, because
because they they slap backcatcher right, yeah, yeah, I think
my headphone, my headphones just slapped me in the face

(45:55):
and they fell on the floor. Oh I knows where
it hit me in the eye, and then in the
side of the bridge. The nose it was sore for
it's still a little sort of crush where it didn't
me that hard. We have a deadly job. It's very deadly.
There are times in that studio where I'll put the
headphones on an electric current shoots through my brain and
I say to Nate, I think this is it. This
is the one. These are the sony headphones will shoot

(46:18):
a current from one ear to the other. It is
it is going through your brain. I feel like this
is like doctor Frankenstein's electrodes, Doctorstein's what It's only these
mdr whatever, seventy five, whatever they are. It's only these.
I've never had another pair of headphones to do it,
but these do arc back and forth. What's that thing

(46:41):
in doctor Frankenstein's laboratory. It is the two metal balls
and they have like a current between the two of them.
Yet that we're wearing those every day on our heads.
Oh no, we gotta get we gotta get new ones.
It's too much. It sent my eye into a tizzy.
By the way, yeah, yeah, oh god, I can't say
watching this Nelly video stop it. Let me tell you,

(47:04):
I'm a gay guy, but that the girlfriend knows what
she's doing. She's doing again. That's what the first thing
I said was, that is some talent right there, right there,
all right. It is the free money phone type. Our
friends at M and M's they don't like us talking
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(47:26):
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The album covers are They're still like they're pieces of art.
Oh yeah, and Eminem's is celebrating that as a matter
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(47:49):
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(48:31):
the phone tap? Scary? I do? Here we go, Elvis
durand phone tap. Well, you know you've done something right
in your life when God gives you another Michael Oppenheimer
phone tap. Oh yes, dear Elvis. My father owns a
construction company. He's constantly attached to his cell phone. He
can't leave home without it because it's business. Lately, though,

(48:52):
he's been thrown off his game because his phone is
constantly ringing with telemarketers constantly trying to sell him stuff.
He doesn't here has all you heard about your awesome
phone taps? I don't think he's ever heard about Michael Oppenheimer.
Let's see if Michael Oppenheimer can get him going all right,
This comes to us from Scott. Scott wants to phone

(49:12):
tap his dad. What a relationship father and son. Huh.
Scary Jones is back as our resident relentless telephone telemarketer,
mister Michael Oppenheimer. Let's listen into today's phone tap construction.
Good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Mighty Putty.
You can fix phil seal and repair fast and make

(49:33):
it last. How are you doing today, sir? I'm doing fly,
but I don't think I have time for this. Mighty
Putty is great for you. I don't have time, and
I'm be honest, I'm not interested. Thank you very much, sir.
Mighty Putty is going back for a kid. This is
mister Michael Oppenheimer with Mighty Putty. Didn't you just call

(49:55):
you a second ago? Mighty Putty is great for anything
from your smallest craft project to your largest home improvement.
I told you I wasn't interested. I don't need any
whatever it is you're selling, and please don't call here again. Thanks. Sorry.
The easy way to Fixer goodbye, Nathe. This is mister

(50:17):
Michael Oppenheimer with Mighty Putty. You could mold it to
any Have you ever had a coffee mug where the
handle broke off? It's the same guy. Yeah, I've had
plenty of them. I'm gonna bust one. Oh you're bad.
You call here again. Whenever you break a mug and
the handle falls off, you can use Mighty Putty to
shake you about your putty or whatever is the hell

(50:38):
you're selling Mighty putty. I don't want it. Please do
not call here again. Did you ever want to you?
Did you ever want to what? Do you not understand
the word though? Did you ever want to fill a
crack in a tile? A crack you wacrossic face? You
little had a friend? N This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
with Mighty putty. Stop right there. You could see your

(51:01):
last name for me. You could see a leak with
your last name for me. Did you ever have bad
plumbing or the pipes below your sync where you're not
listening at all? Are you? You can give to what
I say? You're just gonna give me your whole telemarketing
speel until I'm bleeding from the bears. Two tubes of
Mighty Putty for you, and this special bonus four tubes free,

(51:23):
so that wouldn't give it if you were giving me
a goose that lake golden bags? You will call me
or didn't? I now how many would you like to buy?
If I find out where you are, I am coming
over there. I'm gonna bury you. We're just going now
treading into illegal ground. A are you gonna be calling
the police? The better business for just nineteen dollars? Hey,

(51:46):
listen to you. I'm sick and tired of you listening
to you about your damn putty. I'm not going to
buy your stuff. I Am not going to do anything
except make sure that you can't ever make it pull
a claw again? Can I have your email address? Please?
Why do you keep calling here? What I tell you
now too? Are you a mighty putty? You can make

(52:08):
your life easier and you don't even know it. You
can attach mighty putty to a cinder block. Hey, I
mean you take it from your son Scott, from my
son Scott you're talking about. My name is Scary Jones
from Elvis Durand the Morning Show, and your son Scott's
phone tapping you. My kid's a idiot, idiot on the phone.

(52:33):
He's not here, he's in class, but he left me
this email to mess with you. Oh my god, I'm
gonna shove a water that silly putty down my kids.
So well, that's not very nice. This is brings out
the worst in people. Yeah, right, there you go. You're
one thousand dollars free money. Phone tap line nine is Lisa.

(52:55):
Call me from beautiful Cleveland. We love Cleveland, Lisa. Do
you ever go to Melt for their incredible grilled cheese sandwiches.
I have not ever been to Melt. Oh my god, wow,
they have this one. I'm not even get started. I'm
gonna start. If you're in Cleveland, you got to Melt,
you know, please spend the thousand dollars we're giving you

(53:18):
now at Melt. Absolutely, I will have fifty thousand cheese sandwiches.
You just want a thousand dollars. Lisa congratulates. Oh my goodness,
that is awesome. Thank you, It is awesome. What are
you doing today, Lisa? Tell me about your day. I
am working. What do you do? And that's about it?
What do you do? Um? I work at the Cleveland Airport.

(53:40):
Oh my god, I've been there many times. I've been
delayed there many times. Yeah. Please, you know the people
that turn into monsters at the airport. Can you tell
them to calm the hell down? Oh right, they need to.
I know, I know that. When I go to the airport,
and I've said this many times, my my IQ level
goes down so well points, but try to hold it together. Lisa,

(54:03):
thank you so much. Have a beautiful day. Enjoy your
thousand dollars. Okay, oh my gosh, thank you so much.
All right, hold on one second. Thanks for listening to Kiss.
Thanks to Eminem's. Go to MMS dot com slash album
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(54:24):
Wherever Eminem's are sold. There you go. Danielle's report is
up next. What do you have coming up? Danielle, one
of the big Jeopardy winners is changing up our life
and Nipsey Hustle, his family is doing something special to
remember him, and people are asking where to find the
Nelly video. The Nellie posted a video of him receiving
lollypoppy from a very talented person. By the way, and

(54:47):
if of course hits down, but Gandhi says, you can
only find the Nelly video on like the dark web,
I mean, like really bad websites. Yeah, I mean you
can go to some sketchy places. I had to have
Diamond screen record and send it to me, Saith, thank
you for that diamond. And I don't even know where
she ended up getting it from. But a lot of
you know, like little blogger sites and side sites have it.
But it's gonna be tough for you to find because
it was pulled, and you want to be careful where

(55:09):
you get it too. You don't want to get involved
in anything you should be getting involved in. I know
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we're gonna get weird. What the hell do we do
for a living. I'm driving to work. Good morning. I'm

(55:52):
not gonna tell you you'll think I'm cuckoo like those
cuckoos on the radio. What's your fruitcakesio? Hey, welcome to show.
This is Elvis Durand in the Morning show. See we've
been talking up that show on Netflix called Tender Swindler. Yeah,
and now it's number one. It's it's number one streaming
right we did it, yeah, number one physician and it's

(56:15):
the first time a documentary film has held that spot.
So all the ladies from the film are very excited. Yeah, yes,
and they want they want you to give them money
on their go fund me fund me. Yea. So daniel Danielle,
always the skeptic, is now saying, well, they have agents,
so obviously their actresses and this is not real. You're

(56:37):
so wrong. And the reason they were thanking their agents
for basically getting them the Tender Swindler, like, thank you
for putting this all together Netflix show. You should have
an agent. Why do you have an agent if you're
if you're just a regular person, that's, you know, going
about your business. But we are on the radio, weird,

(56:57):
that's difference. She's just a regular person like that guy swindled. Yeah,
but maybe as soon as they came to them with
this idea of a documentary, she ran out got an
agent to figure out. Okay, what are the ins and
outs of this or if it was even just an idea.
You know, people with like all kinds of nothing options
go and get agents because these agents do a good
job of selling themselves. And Danielle Tiger Leading has number

(57:18):
one for a long time. They all have agents. Well,
all those losers on Tiger King have agents, yes, but
probably after the fact. Except for him, well this after
the fact, Tiger King. You know he wants you know,
no matter what you say, I believe in tender Swindler.
Yeah totally. Okay, me too, Yeah I don't, but I
think it's real. And I think it's real because he
was in trouble before any of this stuff happened. He

(57:40):
was still getting in trouble for all kinds of fraudulent nonsense. Yeah, okay,
So moving on, Um, what's the problem started having a
microphone problem? Your your business partner, David Katz has arrived
and when he went to go plug in his headphones,
we all heard this crazy electrical shock when in our
headphones and microphone. Not only does David Cats take ten

(58:04):
percent of everything you make, he shorts out the entire radio.
Sac She says, can you hear now, Danielle, you know
in phone, I'm totally fuzzy. I sound like I'm then
you got to plug your thing into another hole. You
know what I'm saying. No, but I think it's the microphone.
The microphone, go to another microphone. Can you reset the processing? Yeah?

(58:26):
I mean that's way too heavy, Froggy to cross the bridge.
We have to reset the processor? What does does it
even meant? All? Right, by the way, this is all
happening live. By the way, this is this is what's
called Can you start talking? But start talking? Have you
have you lost your minds? Everyone here, calm down. Oh

(58:50):
my god, this is content. Sit in front of the
red This is what makes us number one in New York?
Are you kid? Circuit? That's good, so we're all on
the same circuit. I'm so sorry you're listening to this
wherever you are. But this chairs too high now? Oh god,
oh this is a nice mike. Can we just sign

(59:11):
off and called it today? Seriously? At least it was
the same noise that was made, right before we went
off the l last week when you had to you know,
you know, vamp with your your scatting. This is the
same exact thing that happened, So I prepared to scat.
Where's my scat music? Yeah, I'll scat right now, and
then we'll talk to David Kats about the big project.
He's gonna get ta stats, David Scats, let me hear it.

(59:36):
Hold on here comes may be a little delay because
I'm not there, you know, and give me my scat music. Boop,
bigoter dock. Yeah, you know what, you can scat and

(59:59):
be a lit delayed. It's a delayed scat. Speaking of
I need more fiber. Make a note, David Scats entertained.
David Kats is my my business partner and my good friend.
He's been representing me in this world of broadcasts for
how many years now? David twenty seven seven years? Elvis,

(01:00:19):
My favorite part is when you used to announce David,
you would say this is my partner. Here we go.
Not like that. We still say that we've never had sex,
but believe me, every month he screws me royally. I've
made this man. How many houses have you bought? Now?

(01:00:41):
I mean, you're you're doing really well. I'm up to
three love. So David has always been a big fan
of our show and radio and our station here in
New York, Z one hundred is it has a great
story behind it. I mean, in nineteen eighty three, this guy,
Scott Shannon, a good friend of ours, he turned this station.

(01:01:03):
It was like a beautiful music station, and they turned
it into a top forty station. It was it was
at a time where New York needed a great, great
radio station, and it was so low rated, right David.
I mean it was like number fourteen in the ratings
or something like that, right it was. It was it
was far below that. There was nobody listening. I mean,

(01:01:25):
I think I was a nineteen eighty three I was
a sophomore in college, and I vaguely remember Z one hundred,
But at that time, if I'm allowed to say it,
I was listening to WAPP. Remember Wapp. It was the
Apple and they started that summer commercial free the entire
summer Wow. But that's when Scott signed on. Was E

(01:01:45):
one hundred, But it was not the ZE one hundred
that you have today. No, So they hired this this guy,
Scott Shannon, he was doing the morning show in Tampa
at Q one oh five. I do believe right right Frog.
He had this show called the Q Morning Zoo. And
so Milt Maltz, the man who owned Z one hundred,
great and what a mench what a great guy. They

(01:02:07):
hired Scott Shannon to fly to New York. A total hillbilly,
this guy to move to New York City and start
a radio station. And everyone said, this is the worst
friggant idea ever. This guy knows nothing about New York,
he knows nothing about anything. You're hiring this hillbilly to
come up here to New York. So he started this
radio station, Z one hundred, and he's a good morning everybody.

(01:02:29):
He talked like that, we're gonna go from worse to
first and we needs your help. And by golly, within
a month or two they took New York. They took
a New York by storm, and Z one hundred became
the number one station in New York and the world.
So Scott deserves a documentary, so we produced one. Talk
about it, David, tell him what we did. Well. It's

(01:02:51):
one of the greater radio stories that have really never
been told. I wasn't even aware of it until till
I till I heard that story. And yes, Scott came
up from Tampa, and the first rating book came out
very quickly after he got there, and they were dead last,
if I remember correctly, fifty first at a fifty one
radio station. Wow. And what he did was essentially solicit

(01:03:19):
helped from the audience to try the very few people
that were listening at the time, to try and engage
them to help the radio station gain traction. Uh tell
twenty five friends, please listen to Z one hundred. And
he kept making these appeals on the radio, and it
had people like Joan Jet that were launched off of

(01:03:40):
Z one hundred, Debbie Gibson, Madonna. There's a great story
bon Jovi, who tells a great story of him just
hoping to be pulled over on the side of the
road by a cop because his his song is playing
on Z one hundred, and so this is the story
that we wanted to tell. There there are great interviews
with people from the management people to the original cast,

(01:04:03):
including you know one of your own, John Bell, who
we were just talking about, who looks fabulous at the
age of eighty seven and so I know people in
the radio world are going to love this story. But
I think anybody like myself who grew up at that
time in college and high school listening to the original
Z one hundred, are really gonna like the story. And

(01:04:25):
to know that now, what thirty nine years later and Elvis,
you've been at the helm of it for twenty six
of those years, it is still the number one radio
station in New York, in the country, in the world.
It's really a remarkable story. And I'm hoping this does
well enough so then we can have the sequel, the
Elvis Years. Yeah, no, ya, this story is it's about

(01:04:45):
really Scott Shannon and taking Z one hundred from worst
to first, and it truly is remarkable. If you're a
radio gig, you gotta watch it. If you if you
grew up in New York, you gotta watch it. You know.
It was one of the coolest moments for me. I
had no idea that Madonna, when she was first starting
now called here and said, hey, will you play my song?
If you play my song, I promise you that I'll
do something really big for you guys one day, I

(01:05:06):
promise about and she did. But the fact that nobody
knew who the hell she was, and we helped here.
She used to come up here in the middle of
the afternoon and just sit in the lobby waiting. Right first,
How does that remind you of Lady Gaga? Same thing? Yes,
right now. So Z one hundred is just it's more
than just a radio station. It really is an institution.
It is a it's a way of life for us anyway.

(01:05:27):
So if you want to see Worse from Worst to First,
that's the official name of it. I hope you do.
I hope you buy it so we can try to
get her money back. All we want to do is
break even. Really, Yeah, Scott Shannon is the star of
the show and he still he still does radio across
the street at WCBS. How can they find it, David?

(01:05:49):
How do you find From Worst to First? It launches
Friday on demand and it's digital and on demand platform
where you buy such films like this. It will be
it will be availab this coming Friday February where that
Apple Amazon? Yeah, all those technical things that I am

(01:06:09):
not aware of, all the apps where you can purchase
a movie on demand, iTunes. How much we charging for it?
I don't know, I think it varies by app. I
thought it was something like four ninety nine or three nine,
but I also saw nine. Okay, find the app that

(01:06:30):
charges the most and use that word a T shirt
if you do well. I just gotta say I got
a chance to preview it, and I got goose bumps.
I was like, because I didn't really know the story.
I was nine when one hundred was long. But if
you even if you're a person a child of the
eighties or nineties, this is absolutely something that that you know,
you would be interested in, and not just people in

(01:06:51):
New York, just people who want to hear a great
story of how this radio station came to be, because
we wouldn't be here right now if it wasn't for
the beginning. Shannon started. He started it up. He gets
all the credit. Yeah, Frog. As you know, I grew
up in Tampa, and so I remember being a little
boy and listening to the Q Morning Zoo and Scott leaving,
and everybody in Tampa was so upset when it was

(01:07:13):
a big story arc it. When you watched this documentary,
the news, the news stations, the newscasts in Tampa were
all about Scott Shannon leaving and going to New York. Yeah,
it was fun documentary, and you know which remark could
not believe he was leaving, and it was. It really
was shattering and groundbreaking in so to watch this documentary
is so much fun. What's that David hearing Frog could

(01:07:36):
talk about the news reports and when Scott was leaving Tampa.
What I thought was remarkable was when when ZE one
hundred made it from Worris to First, that not just
all of the local TV stations here in New York,
it was one of their top stories. But you know,
Scott was then called on to Oprah and on to
Regis and Cathy Lee and all of the national shows

(01:07:57):
reported this story. It was such a big and unique
story that it wasn't just a New York radio tale
at that point. Yeah. So again it's called From Worst
to First and it will be available on all your
streaming sources starting Friday, So please please tell your friends
to buy it too. We really need to break even

(01:08:17):
on this anyway. So thank you Scott Shannon for starting
Z one hundred, and thank you for listening to us,
because no matter where you are in this country, it's
because of this documentary and What's what's what folds? What
unfolds in this documentary? We're here in your ear holes
right now. It's pretty cool. Gandhi, how old were you
in nineteen eighty three? One Z one hundred signed on

(01:08:39):
negative two? So you have no interest in seeing this time? No,
I think this is actually fascinating. I work here. This
is part of my history now, whether I was here
for it or not. And I hear you guys talking
about these things all the time, and I think it's fascinating.
So I'm super excited to watch it. And I think
I got a sneak preview. Hey, yeah for free? Yeah, Nate,

(01:09:00):
what do you think you know? I started in radio
in late nineties and Z one hundred for I mean,
the majority of our audience is living around the New
York area. I don't think they realize the magnitude of
this station in our industry. It is the top. And
when you hear a story like this of how they
were in last place and then got to first place,

(01:09:22):
like it's just astounding when you actually know how the
industry works. It's it's never happened again. It hasn't happened
since it's it's it's one of a kind story. You know, well,
I tell you we should do the second documentary, From
First to Worst. Get out of here right now? Wow, David,

(01:09:57):
David like I represent this guy anyway. So again it's
called From Worst to First. It releases Friday. Wherever you
stream of your content, pay for it. Please please ze
one hundred when an honor to work here, and we'll
be gone one day and someone else will take over

(01:10:18):
and we're just here to keep the flame a glow.
That's it. But they're going to fire us any minute now,
probably after the scatting's exciting. We got to get into
the Three Kings. We need to know from Gandhi when
we come back. We've got some sound with Garrett. We
also have we have to go around the room. Seep
was on your minds? What's going on right now? CONDI
al right. It can still take several weeks to pick
a jury in the botched police raid that killed Brianna Taylor.

(01:10:41):
That process resumed yesterday after a brief delay. It will
continue today. A former Louisville officer is on trial for
endangering neighbors when he fired off ten shots. Two others
were cleared in her death and are expected to testify
all three entered her apartment without knocking almost two years ago.
President Biden is scheduled to me today with leaders of

(01:11:01):
some of the nation's biggest electric utilities in the effort
to secure five hundred and fifty billion dollars in energy
and climate legislation. More than three hundred billion would go
toward items that have support from power companies, including new
and expanded tax credits for wind and solar power, as
well as nuclear plants. Today's meeting is part of Biden's
efforts to rally support for the bill from corporate leaders.

(01:11:23):
And finally, a bit of a Winter Olympic spoiler, So
just to heads up there, there was a story developing overnight.
The US figure skating team will have to wait to
get their silver medals that they won in the team
event on Monday. The ceremony was postponed just before it
was set to begin last night due to some type
of legal issue. We don't know exactly what was going on.
More details are expected today. The team had their best

(01:11:45):
finish ever after winning bronze in the last two Olympics.
The Russian team came in first and Japan was third.
And those are your three things excellent. Thank you. We've
also got a good friend of ours, Elvis Durant in
the morning show This Elvis Durand in the Morning show

(01:12:08):
What would you Sacrifice for Love? Take out delivery, hot water, electricity.
Well four City Slickers are willing to give it all
up for their soul mate. From the producers of comes
Love Off the Grid, streaming only on Discovery Plus. Start
your free trial terms apply the show. Hey, I said

(01:12:31):
this yesterday, I'm gonna say it again today. I may
say it every day for the rest of my career.
Call the people you love and tell them high say
I love you, because you don't know the last time
you talk to them could have been the last time
you'll ever talk to them. Remember remember, remember what I'm
saying here, This is this is something that Alex and
are going through. The very dear friend of ours. I

(01:12:54):
just you know, you never you just never know, right
the last time I remember, remember this, the last time
you talked to them, the last time you spoke with him,
could have been the very last time you will ever
talk to them. I think about this with my dad
because the day before he passed, he and I were
going back and forth with his medical records, and he

(01:13:15):
was supposed to send them to me because I didn't
trust the doctors, and actually doctor Oz was going to
take a look at them for me, and blah blah blah.
So he had just called me and he's like, Danny,
He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna FedEx them to you.
And I'm like, no, I'm gonna come and drop them
off at your house. I go, Dad, why are you
gonna drive an hour to drop them off at my house?
Put him in the mailbox. I'll get him tomorrow. I
should have let him drive to my house one because

(01:13:36):
it would have been the last time I saw him.
And I wish that I had made more of that conversation.
I wish I had stopped and said, Dad, how is
your day, how's everything going, how are you feeling? It
was the quickest conversation because I was busy and he
was busy, and I wish I had stopped down a
little bit. Didn't know. I didn't not just didn't know,
didn't know. And you know what, with this very dear
friend of ours that I'm talking about, it's like I

(01:13:58):
just you just you start to go through the grieving process,
even when they're still hanging on And I really truly
realize the grieving is for the moments that will never
happen now, all the things you still wanted to do
with them, and flyer on the world with them like

(01:14:19):
we've We've had such great lives with our really dear
friend and and it's done. And I can't even remember
the last conversation we had, but we were texting. And
that's just like again, especially if you're having a feud
with someone, that last awful jab you gave them could

(01:14:39):
have been the last thing they heard from you. And
now they're going to go call up today, make amends,
clear the air. It's so important. And look, I sound
like I'm happy talking about this, because I am. I'm
so full of joy to know and realize that the
connections we have with each other are so precious and

(01:15:00):
so valuable and they are everything. Our connection with each
other is, It's everything. Don't give up on friends, Call him,
tell him you love him. They may live to be
one hundred and fifty. Who know, it doesn't doesn't matter, right,
doesn't matter. Oh God, life can just really effant suck sometimes.

(01:15:25):
But you know what, through the suckiness of life, you
actually learn lessons, and you there are so many things
to enjoy. And I was with my friend the other
day and I held his hand and talked to him.
I think he heard me. I don't know. He opened
his eyes and looked at me, and I'm just like,
I was floored. I'm like, oh my god, So I

(01:15:47):
so hope you hear what I'm saying. I was. I
was kissing his face, almost suck the forehead off his
skull because I was kissing him so much, And it
was just so good to be with him. And I
just life is just such a gift. Damn it. I

(01:16:08):
love it. I'm gonna lift forever. I wish I should
you go back to my plastic surgeon. I need someone
work done. Does that help you live forever? If you
get at least when I croak off enough nice typeface,
we will recognize you who's the But I will tell
you this, And I can't imagine when it's like being

(01:16:29):
a parent and losing a child before you go, I
cannot imagine the pain that you go through. But I've
told you know I'll tell a secret to you. Listening
to us right now on your way to work wherever
you are these people that are on this show right now.
I told them, please don't die before me. I can't
handle it. I can't handle this again. I know Froggy's

(01:16:51):
having aneurysms and Nate's having strokes. I'm stop it. Please
let me die first. I cannot go through the pain
of losing any of my best friends ever again because
the friend I'm losing is the dearest friend of my life.
Damn it sucks. Cancer sucks. F cancer, man. I wish

(01:17:14):
I could say the F word. If I do hit
the dump button, please just go out there and inhale
life and just get high off of it because it's
such a beautiful gift. With that said, let's play a
phone tap or something to Let's let's do what radio

(01:17:35):
shows do. Let's let crank call people, let's do the weather.
I'm so sorry that I'm dumping on you, guys. No,
we're a family to be dumped on. Well, as they say, Danielle,
we are family. I've got all my sisters with me.

(01:17:56):
Can you pull that up, sister slug? Can you pulled
up some sister sledge? This is we're in here. Jay
Michael's down at Lucy and Austin's like, why did you
play Sister Sledge? Jay? I'm sorry, we're about to play
Sister Sledge here it is ye Lucy ninety three three

(01:18:17):
Waking Up Aston ran the Lucy ninety three three morning
show playing a song that Jay Michaels isn't gonna play today.
He wasn't until now. I got all my sisters with me.
Wake it up? Here we go. Is this why we're
number one? Yeah? Yes, so we're working to make that

(01:18:39):
go away as fast as possible. When I was an
MC with the DJ on the dance floor at the weddings,
they busily used to play the turn. I my sisters.
This is a far Mitch blast family. I got all

(01:19:07):
my sisters with me. We are family. Everybody's side. Everyone
can see were together as we walk on my and

(01:19:28):
we fly just my first of the feather. I want
to know all of the people around the cissy, can
they be that close? Just let mistake from a record.
We're giving love and a family. We are my sisters.

(01:19:58):
We oh man, all right, Well, welcome to the day.

(01:20:27):
It is Thursday Eve, our favorite day of the week
tomorrow because it's Friday Eve and it's Food News Day
with Froggy I love it. Let's do some sound. Hey, Garrett,
how are you good? More good? I love you, I
love you, I love you, my Garrett. I remember the
day I met Garrett at Rab's Country Lanes and Staten Island.
This little kid, a little kid with a bad haircut.
I'm gonna work for you. I said, well, you need

(01:20:48):
to be a little older as soon as as soon
as you're in college, your internship. You've rolled right into
ze one hundred yea. And they're like, you can't have
an internship. You're you're a freshman. I go, you don't
understand this is this is the radio station. They're like, okay, whatever,
And here he is. I love you too, Garrett. What
do you have today? All right, let's start with the Olympics.
So this is a little bit of a spoiler alert
because it'll be on NBC later on tonight because of

(01:21:10):
the tape delay. But we have our first gold medal
in the US thanks to our snowboarders. Hey, coming down
to the finish, can Lindsay Jacobellas hold onto it? She
does it. It's time to move on and finally put
an end to talking about the two thousand and six
Lindsay Jacobellas and begin talking about Beijing Olympic gold medalist

(01:21:30):
Lindsay Jacobellish, it's gonna feel good, right, yes, thirty six
years old right there too. All right, So I don't
know if you guys are aware, but apparently, according to
this etiquette expert, we've been buttering bread wrong our whole life. True.
What we should do. Take the bread, take the entire
piece of butter, place it on two your plate. This

(01:21:52):
is where the saying comes from breaking bread. So you
break the bread into small pieces, mouth size butch right, perfect,
and that's how it should be done up. I've always
done that, I've always since I was a kid. I
always take a little bit of like a piece of bread,
off the bread and just butter that individual piece and

(01:22:15):
eat it. That's what I like. And just a lot
of butter, a lot of butter. I think it's more
butter that way. I learned it watching the lottery ruined
my life. This This guy went and took etiquete classes
because he wanted to meet him a fancy lady and
they talked her about the butter. See all right, So
this woman is getting a little heat online because she
was applying for a job, and she was doing the

(01:22:36):
interview over zoom and if you are aware of zoom,
you know you get recorded when you're in your zoom room.
And before the interview started, she was going over the question,
she had an answer, and then she realized she was
being recorded. Oh no, So the question is stupid, cheesiest
question I've ever read in my life. All right, what
is your impression of SkyWest company culture and how does

(01:22:57):
that resonate with you? Oh no, I'm so sorry. I
didn't realize it was recording. I was if she got
the job, I know, but you know what, she gets
points for rehearsing stupid, stupid question. All right, So a
few weeks ago, we've been playing all the remixes that
have hit online of the song We Don't Talk About Bruno,
and Gandhi even said, you know what, it sounds like

(01:23:19):
you could throw a little Camilla Caabao Havana in there.
And first here's Camilla's song and the internet heard Gandhi
and this is the we Don't talk About Bruno Havana
remixis the next thing that is amazing. Yeah right, thank

(01:23:46):
you Gandhi. Great you put it out into the universe
and see what happens all right, And then finally we
all have that hungry friend after not being able to
eat all day. A friend got picked up from work
sitting in the driver's seat and her friends just eggern
because she hasn't eaten all day. And this is what
she sounds like. Why I love the friend that says

(01:24:19):
you're the CEO of Hungary A little much at a
little dramatic. Heaven't we all been there at some point? Yes, yes,
for sure, Thank you, Garrett, you're a little bower cup.
Thank you. Let's go around the room almost see what's
on your minds today. We have minds. We'll start with you, scary.
What are you thinking about today? Well, I feel like

(01:24:41):
if there was somebody on a diet and they started
around January and there's a lot of people that are
I feel like today would be definitely the day that
you may break that because today is National Pizza Day. Yes,
oh god, I am planning already for the evening. I
have two friends that have texted me, Hey, you want
to go out for pizza after this? And I know
for a fact these two people are doing a very

(01:25:02):
severe weight loss program and very intense one and one
of them in particular, I'm gonna go down the hallway.
I'm gonna choke it out, great tea. Yes, come going
for pizza after the shows. You're living in New York
on National Pizza tak. Yeah. You think we are both
on an intense diet and we're both supposed to come
correct and keep each other in check. And now this

(01:25:23):
guy is about to go off the rails because he
goes I don't care. It's National Pizza tab. Can't you
take a bite and then chew it and then spit
it out? I can a bird. I'm all about swallowing you.
Go ahead. Happy National Pizza today, Gandhi, what's on your
mind today? All right, yesterday I was telling you guys
about the adventures of my snail, how he hangs out

(01:25:43):
on the bubbles and then shoots all around the tank.
Can't you out of your mind? By the way, Well,
I know, I know, so I thought until a bunch
of listeners sent me all of this stuff from Reddit.
There's an entire subreddit thread about Paris snailing, where snails
are caught on video doing this egg exact same thing,
and there are thousands and thousands of members that follow
these snails shooting all across the tanks and post the

(01:26:05):
greatest videos. So if you're bored Paris snailing on Reddit,
it will keep you entertaining to eat snails. I'm such
an s cargo guy, it doesn't I've talked to Scooty
about it. He said, he's all right. As long as
he's safe in our tank. You can eat your other snails.
So what's up, oh producer Sam, it's on your mind today.

(01:26:27):
So it truly is never too late to learn anything.
If you're interested in something, whatever position you're in, go
take the time and try and learn something. And I
was reminded of that when I was scrolling Instagram yesterday
and I saw my father is seventy seven years old
and has stage four prostate cancer and decided to learn
how to ice skate and posted this video of him

(01:26:47):
doing a routine with his instructor and it is just
the most sweet thing ever. So, if there's something you're
curious about or passionate about and want to learn more,
go do it. You can. You absolutely can. We're our
own mental block. Just go take the time. Very well said,
we are, We're we're the only problem. Yeah, we are

(01:27:07):
our own competition. Absolutely, I fight with me all the time.
Great reminder. Hey, what's up, Daniel. So I murdered a
worm before Tonka could get So he eats these big,
fat blue worms that are filled with like more water
than anything. And I accidentally dropped one in the washing

(01:27:28):
machine and it went through the cycle. So at the
end of the wash it came out a flat, brown
dead worm, a big one. And then I freaked out
because I'm like, oh my gosh, there's worm guts on
all of my clothes. So I had to do with
the rewash all over again because I'm worried about worm
guts all over my clothes. But yeah, so I'm a
murderer before Tonka is the murderer. So sorry, sorry, man,

(01:27:49):
I felt so bad. Thing was probably screaming. Yeah, it
was probably worse than Tonka eating it. The Tonka eats it,
it's quick. I don't think it was quick, and the
washing machine death. Sorry, Hey, Froggy, what's up? So I'm
suffering from severe anxiety. Today is trash Day, and yesterday
Lisa pointed out that I keep consumer electronic boxes for

(01:28:12):
no reason. We have a whole shelf in the closet
full of what of like boxes, boxes that we don't
need anymore. Like I bought Like I bought a nest
thermostat five years ago. I still have the box for it.
I bought a camera for our house. I still have
the box for it. She's like throwing these away tomorrow
because I just in case I need it again away.

(01:28:33):
I don't know how don't like? This is when you
start realizing you're turning into your own father. Garbage comes
today and today, Lisa says, we're throwing all of them away,
every single box going, and they should go into recycling. Actually, yeah,
well they will. Then it comes today and we'll get
rid of it. And I just want you to know
I'm suffering from anxiety. But you two can do it.
If you save your old box, you're gonna feel awesome.

(01:28:55):
It's like getting a haircut when you get rid of
those yea boxes. Frog, If you need some support, you
you call us. Okay, I'm gonna let her straight, but
you know what I mean, straight, Nate, what's up with you? Okay?
We've all putting on a jacket, and an older jacket
reached into the pocket and found money, right, The only
thing better than surprise money, though, surprise candy. I reached
into the pocket of a jacket yesterday I hadn't worn

(01:29:17):
in a while, A little Hershey's barn there. I'm like, hey,
you know what, I know, I gave up sugar. But
this doesn't happen every day. As long as it was wrapped.
Was it was rapped, it was fun. We know he
would eat it if it wasn't wrapped, because that's how
he ate the button out of the couch. Just thought
it was surprised candy. Yeah, I thought that was popcorn.
But yeah, was I dreaming that? Or did you actually

(01:29:39):
tell the story on the air about how you pulled
a button out of the couch and yeah, because you
thought it was candy and I thought it was popcorn.
So I was like, I strew in my mouth. I
thought it was popcorn. Oh God Lord, all right, well,
there you go. Enjoy your sugar, go back on your
sugar diet. And coming up, Danielle has a a lot

(01:30:00):
to lie about. What do you have coming up on? Nanie?
Just we'll talk about Nellie's Lollipoppy and Nipsey Hustle. Nipsey
Hustle's Family's doing something pretty cool for him. But if
you want to see that Nellie video, just go to
Twitter and search Nellie uh Nellie? Yeah? And whoever? Who
is the woman? Do we know who she is? I

(01:30:20):
haven't really looked, Nate. You could pick up some pointers
from her. She's good. Wait, wait a minute of anything
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free tribe. Do you know who had a birthday yesterday? Oh?
I'm a gentleman named John Williams, Danielle, Do you know
who John Williams is? Yeah? You do? Do you do?
And you don't even know it? Okay, John Williams. I
think he just turned ninety yesterday. He's a. He's a composer,
a conductor. Every fantastic, huge blockbuster film you've ever seen

(01:32:27):
growing up, the music was from him. Oh, he wrote
the most incredible music scored just amazing, amazing, amazing song.
But did he write the NBC Night the News theme?
Wrote this comment here from NBC headquarters. I'm Tom Broc.

(01:32:50):
He wrote this. It's called the mission theme. It is anyway.
John Williams um friends with my parents. When I was
a little kid, I met him. It was so funny.
But you know what U And actually sometimes he'll come
to New York City and they'll do nothing. But I'm
gonna go and give one of the answers to the
contest away. They would do nothing but star wars some

(01:33:11):
music for like an hour and a half. And but
to sit in an auditorium and listen to a listening
to an orchestra play, to me, that is pure porn,
with all the string section and the woodwinds and the
timpani and the harpist in the back and the whole thing.

(01:33:31):
To me, it's just the most powerful sound. It's second
only to the sound of the ocean. To me, the
sound of an orchestra and John Williams the world's best.
Now tell you what, Like I said, he scored some
of the biggest films of all time. If you think
you can figure out which films some of these songs
are from, you can win some money. Called diamond right now.

(01:33:53):
One eight hundred two two zero, one hundreds. This is
the longest NBC. Look at that. It sounds a little
Jurassic Party to me. Oh, don't say that. Oh I'm sorry.
That could be some of the most incredible films ever

(01:34:17):
he scored. And you're gonna guess them. You're gonna get
them right, and you're gonna win some money again called
one eight hundred two for two zero one hundred. Yeah,
someone's just in a text. He wrote the music for
almost every Stephen Spielberg film. You Wow, I think I
just gave it a rule. It sounds like ET too.
Stop it spoiling my contest. I've seen the pattern with

(01:34:43):
this guy. Wait, stop it? Why did every he ruined
TV shows? You're ruined contest? Wait? Can't you just see
ET flying with a lot? Everything? All right? Again? Call now,
don't listen to Danielle one eight hundred two two zero one.
You didn't play Indiana Jones. Next, I hate you, I

(01:35:06):
really truly? What about Star Wars? Already gave that, Daniel
If I was there right now, I would I don't

(01:35:27):
know if i'd kiss you or just slap your ass?
Did Dannie? Did you do this game? Did you confidence? Yes?
I apologize she ruined your game. Yeah, Nate's probably real sad.
He was so excited about this one. I know. Oh lord, Danielle,
let's go talk to Michelle. I think I heard Harry Potter.
Can't do anything around here, daniel superman, you're not listening

(01:35:51):
to You're not listening to, Danielle, are you? Little god? Well?
This game should be called repeat what Dane? You'll just say?
All right? So John Williams, incredible composer, ninety years old yesterday,
we're celebrating his life. Every time you watch a Steven
Spielberg movie, you're celebrating his life. Let's see if you

(01:36:13):
can figure out what films these are from? Scary. You
gotta go back, you have to go back to that page.
You're you're ruining for me. Here we go, all right? Uh,
with every with every film you get, correct, Michelle, we'll
give you ten dollars and will every when you get wrong,
you owe us ten dollars. Okay, Okay, you having a
good day so far? By the way, yeah, I'm actually
driving too ark. Okay, well, we're having a really bad

(01:36:36):
show today. You're so you guys are pretty good. It's okay,
you see. I feel dirty that I know, knowing someone's
naked listening to me. I'm like, oh God, I love it.
I hope I didn't say anything offensive. All right, here
we go. These are all uh scores, all songs written
by music written by John Williams. Here is movie number one. Wow,

(01:37:05):
what a great song. Okay, what film is that? From
Star Wars Star Wars Star War? It was nothing but
stark that you never knew the rh lyrics song? All right,
here you go. You're ten dollars ahead, Michelle. Here is

(01:37:26):
John Williams theme song number two. All right, what uh
the guy that fights in the jungle I forget of name,
but the name of the movie. Um, oh my god

(01:37:48):
with the hat And he's like, yeah, Whip, you're absolutely correct.
It's Indiana Joe. Yeah, thanks for giving it to me, Michelle. Michelle,
you just won ten dollars by saying the guy with
the hat. All right, here we go. John Williams movie

(01:38:09):
theme song number three. Wow, movie is that score from
Harry Potter? Yes, yours, I'm gonna help on my nimbus
two thousand fly away. All right, you've got thirty dollars.

(01:38:33):
Let's move on to John Williams movie theme number four,
which is what a beautiful, beautiful moving film? What is
that from Dinner Room? Do you remember? Oh? That one?

(01:38:54):
I'm not sure. Oh my gosh, I'm thinking myself. My
cousin is a composers the like. You're probably yelling that
right now. You didn't say Schindler's List you lost? Hey, guys,
we got ten dollars. A right, you're still the twenty
dollars you don't. Okay, you'll get this next one. Uh

(01:39:14):
John Williams compose this movie theme. Listen to this. I
hear slave belts in the background, Bob, that could be
a hint. That is home alone, all excellent. Thirty dollars.

(01:39:35):
You're up to thirty. Here is John Williams theme song
number whatever it is? Yep, Harry Potter. God, does anyone

(01:39:57):
want to get Jurassic hold on? Yes, Jurassic Park. Oh
my god, yeah, I'm sorry. You're down to twenty dollars.
I think I think dropped it. Yeah, twenty yeah. Um,
what else are you doing? You see you sound busy? Yeah?
I just I just got to work. Okay, okay, we'll go,

(01:40:19):
we'll go faster. Okay, here we go. John Williams movie
song number seven or eight? Who cares? Here it is?
You'll never get this. None of us would get that.
But do you know it? From is? Oh my gosh

(01:40:40):
is it Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Yes? What is it? Um? Um?
The one with Tom Hanks He's flying. I forget it's
catch me if you can. I can't believe you got that.
Well you didn't, but you did this, next one, this, next, this, next,

(01:41:04):
John william score, I know you know this one. Here
we go, Josh Josh. Wow. Sure they used to call
me that in high school. All right, turn it off,
all right, now you're up to one. Two wow. Okay,
you're making it back. Here is John Williams another John

(01:41:26):
william score. But movie is this film? Excellent? What movie
is that? From the show? Oh my gosh, I know it.
I'm so excited that I forgot um, I can do it. Sorry,

(01:41:51):
I don't need I know it, but sorry. Film called Superman.
All right? Okay, yeah, is lusten? We got ten more dollars?
All right, so you're down to thirty and we're making
some cash. Here. Uh, here's another John Williams film score.
Guess it? Okay, what film is that from? Hello? Is

(01:42:25):
it um? The one with Peter Pan No Flying phone home?
That was? Yes? I think that's so excited that I'm
forgetting everything. Okay, it is costing you dearly. You're down
to twenty dollars. All right, I'm gonna give you another theme.
It's not from a film, but it's from a very
very popular event that's possibly happening as we speak. And

(01:42:49):
John Williams woke this theme. Listen closely. Jarn Williams wrote it,
what is it the news show Startup? You know NBC?
I think it is or something like that. Oh God,

(01:43:15):
bless your heart, it is, you know it is? You
know what? You're actually kind of correct. It is a
show that's currently on NBC U. That's the Olympics theme.
Could you do? Right? All right? So you got ten dollars? Hey,
I forgot everything? You know what? You know? What's so

(01:43:37):
great though, is to really truly appreciate John Williams for
writing all those incredible scores, right, I mean, what an
amazing talent. Yeah, yes, he's amazing. Extra credit. What is
this song we're playing in the background now, it's the NBC,
not the news theme. Please hold it. Hey, don't even

(01:44:01):
send her ten dollars. I know she's fabulous. I mean, look,
you're on the radio, a bunch of people screaming at
you in music on the phone. I mean, I can
see how it can be a little yeah, and some
of those have very similar elements to other ones, so
I get how you could get those confused a little

(01:44:22):
bit little. They have to agree. What a talented guy.
Go do a search on John Williams. And if ever
he's in your town, even at nineties. Sometimes they put
him in front of an orchestra and he's a conductor.
You can hear his music. It's really fantastic. All right,
thank you, excellent game, Gandhi, you hit it out of
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today show? Yeah, so the docs are downstairs barking. Oh
my god, my god, is there someone here? And I
remember I woke up with my friend Teresa in the bed. Oh, yes,
she's coming to It's not every day I wake up
to a beautiful Asian friend in the bed. We had
a great night last night. Oh, but didn't like trying

(01:45:27):
to make a move on her or anything like that.
I gotta find out. Oh, did just checking? What a day? Right? Uh?
You know tomorrow is the big day though it is Thursday.
We've got our food news tomorrow. It's Friday Eve tomorrow.
So excited? What are we doing here? I mean, I'm sorry,
I'm out of breath. Where are we? What are we doing? Well? Yeah,

(01:45:48):
this is the last break, right and we just finished
a game and you know the only thing we really
have to do right now is three things. You know,
there is something else. I was promised, but you know
all that. At the beginning of the show, we promised
Danielle she could choose whatever song she wants, and we'll
play it, but you know she's got very bad taste

(01:46:09):
of move show. We're either going to play Rio by
Duran Duran or Barbie Girls. Oh God help us. Is
this the part of the show where we're trying to
reverse your documentary first to worst? We didn't promise that. Also,
can we get back into a tinder um whatever it

(01:46:31):
is tender Swindler? Yeah, I can't stop thinking about it,
and I'm kind of mad. It's only like an hour
and a half documentary. I need more episodes. I need
to see more. So what's the latest from from the
women from tinder Swindler. They're trying to raise money for
themselves with their own go fund me page because obviously
they have to pay all the bills that they racked
up from this guy swindling them, because they you know,

(01:46:53):
they're responsible. They signed on the dotted line. Also, Peter,
the guy who's the bodyguard he is suing. He is lawyer,
is saying, look, we didn't know you were putting out
this documentary documentary on Netflix. He wants to give his
side of the story. He has he doesn't do anything bad.
He's like, he wasn't involved in any of his like
you know scheme. Don't you want to hear more from

(01:47:15):
Peter them? Yeah? I want to hear from all of them.
If you're wondering what the hell we're talking about, if
you you've got to go see Tender Swindler that's on Netflix.
By the way, they're not paying us. This is not
a commercial. I swear to go. But but I think
number we made it go to number one. I'm commis
it's number one all around the world. It's it's crazy
this show. Also, we promised, uh Gandhi we'd play Groove

(01:47:38):
is in the Heart today? Oh, I do love that song? Well, okay,
so Daniel's first we gotta get do we gotta get
her bad song out of the world fantastics? Do we
have time? Do we have time to play here? Yeah? Yes?
For her love me. I'm so sad we have time?

(01:47:58):
All right? So do you mind if we vote Danielle
Barbie Girl or Rio by Beban Durand you want to
talk about a rock in a hard place? I love
talking about that. What do you want to hear? Do
you want to hear Barbie Girl or Aqua? I mean
by Aqua or Rio by Duran's rand Nate? Which one? Now? Well,
Rio is longer, but I hate Barbie Girl? So Rio? Okay? Rio?

(01:48:19):
What about you? Scotty? Um, God, I'm sorry. I it's
gotta be Barbie Girl if we have a tie. Uh Froggy?
Do you want to hear Barbie Girl? Or Rio? Just
pouring acid in my ears? Is that an option? No? No,
it's not. Which which do you a Barbie Girl? Oh?
So sorry, so so sorry, Gandie? What about you? I

(01:48:41):
want to go with Rio because I've never heard Rio. Yo.
She loves it. That's her jam. Yeah, there are worst.
Last time we're gonna tie? Should I break the tie? Yeah? Yeah?
What is that Lydia Malcolm in the other room? Yes?
What do you want? Hey? Get him on the mic.
Come on, get onto that microphone right there. We need Lidia.
Lydia's coming. Hold on, Lydia Malcolm is here, but everyone

(01:49:03):
standing evasion for Lidia Malcolm my mask? Okay, take your
mask off? Funny, hey, Lydia, we we we lost a
bet in Danielle gets to hear whatever song she wants
to hear. It's between two, okay, and then you have
to break the tie. Barbie Girl by Aqua or Rio
by durand Britain. Whoa, all right, come on, there's something

(01:49:33):
we got to talk about, Bruno or anything like that.
Constantly Barbie girl, why not? Yeah, I'm in the mood. Yeah.
Ever okay, sorry, turn it off, just turn it off.

(01:50:01):
What are we doing? Just please? Oh my god? Yeah,
the sound of crickets. No one's listening to us anymore.
You know what, this actually sounds pretty good. Done to
you and me. Daniel here, all right, let's do it.
We're watching everything you text. Someone sent us a text.

(01:50:24):
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