The Day We Carpooled

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For it's eerie Flamdia. Oh god, you know all right?
You could take me back to the wood shed and
give me a spanking. Oh remind me, I gotta build
a wood shy. Bring the poop knife. There's some strange

(00:26):
people out, Dan ran in the morning show the Weekends.
Here it's here, yea lady, Hello, weekend Here we come. Hey,
so welcome today. It is Friday, March something, eleven, eleventh
of March eleventh, and we welcome you to the weekend. Hi, Froggy,

(00:47):
Good morning, Danielle. Hello, there's scary. Good morning producer Sam
is here? My name? I see Scott, I see Gandhi,
I see dead Peach. It's just Nate. He's really pale.
And there's uh. I think Diamond is taking your calls
at one eight hundred two two zero one hundred. Garrett

(01:08):
is here. I think is Andrew here? Did he make
it in? I don't know? Coffee? Oh man, he totally
has a haul pass. Hey. I thought we'd start the
weekend with brand new Megan thee Stallion with du Alipa.
This sweetest pie. Listen to it, let it kick in.
I think you're gonna like this. Shall we analyze the
lyric Sweetest Pie, Sweetest Pie Megan the Stallion and du Alipa.

(01:34):
You've never been to Heaven, have you? Oh? This the
ride of your life. Hold on because baby, I might,
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest Pie.
You know. Oh baby, we can go fast. I'll drive
and you just lay back. I got the flavor that last. Yeah,
the sweetest pie. I mean, if you have to talk
about how sweet your pie is, is it really that sweet?

(01:55):
That's my question? You know what, we work in a
world of advertising, Danielle. I do believe kiding is very important.
You know, you got to get it out there. The
word you know this is you want your sweetest Pie
to be viral, if you know what I'm saying. Oh yes,
dear God. Wow. So there you have it, Sweetest Pie,

(02:16):
Megan Lea Stallion dually But I liked that song. Usually
it takes a few listens, but I was. I I
was in for the from the first bite. And the
video is very pretty too. Yeah. Well there you have it.
We'll get to that later. Hey, let's can talk to
our first caller of the weekend, Samantha from Manasquand, New Jersey.
It's her birthday. Happy birthday, Samantha. Hello, Happy Friday, Happy birthday.

(02:41):
And I haven't heard this since I was a kid.
You are recovering from strep throat. Yes, I'm a teacher.
I read my face and now I have throat. Yeah,
that's what happens. I can't wait an when I entered
my sick season. I'm striving for mono come back to you.

(03:06):
I had it in high school. I could give it
to you. Yeah. Good, let's e's change's diseases. All right. Well, look,
you are a teacher. What do you teach, Samantha. I
teach Second Creed in Brooklyn. Good for you. You You know what.
We love our teachers, love our teachers. So what are
you gonna do for your birthday? I mean, are you
out of strep throat enough to have some fun this weekend? Um? No,

(03:27):
I'm gonna take it easy and save it all up
because this is my last year and my thirties and
next year when i'm forty, it's going to be on
that's it. Yeah, Yeah, it's time for some other children's disease.
In your forties, you're coming for you. Look, we're glad
you're listening. Samantha, Happy birthday. You take it easy, and
I'm going to love you guys, well love you more.

(03:47):
We're gonna send you one of our vintage Elvis Dren
Morning Show shirts. Well it's a vintage style, brand new cotton. Hey,
hold on one second, Samantha, have a great weekend. You go,
strap throat. I mean, I didn't know it really affected
adults that much. Oh yeah, and you usually they say,
if you're on meds for like twenty four to forty
eight hours, you're not really contagious anymore. Your throat usually

(04:09):
feels better a zipac does wonder self than all Right, Well,
there you have it. Let's get on with the day.
The three things we need to know from Gandhi, and
then let's see what happens. Gandhi year up. What's going on?
Damage continues to unfold in Ukraine on what is now
the sixteenth day of fighting. Russia has reportedly bombed an
institute with an experimental nuclear reactor inside, as another air

(04:32):
strike hit near a preschool. This comes as President Szolinski
of Ukraine gave a speech last night saying he's worried
Russia may launch a chemical weapons attack. Russia called for
UN Security Council meeting today after accusing the US of
supporting a bioweapons program in Ukraine. We know that spring
break is around the corner for a lot of people.
Between now in the middle of April, it's happening, and

(04:54):
even though mask mandates are being lifted in plenty of places,
make sure you keep yours handy if you're traveling, as
the travel mandate has been extended another month. That means
anybody traveling by plane, train, or bus will need to
continue wearing a mask until at least April eighteenth. The
White House says this will give the CDC time to
work on new guidelines to ease the rules. The agency
already said most people no longer need to cover up

(05:15):
indoors amid falling COVID case numbers. And finally, sports fans everywhere,
maybe Danielle in particular, are celebrating the end of baseball's lockout.
Major League Baseball owners and players reached a new labor
deal after three months of negotiations. This ensures that a
full season of one hundred and sixty two games starting
April seventh will happen. The two Miss series will be

(05:37):
made up as doubleheaders, extending the season by three days.
The collective Bargaining Agreement includes raising minimum salaries, a draft lottery,
and a universal designated hitter. Gonna be honest, I don't
know what any of that stuff means, but I'm sure
Danielle does. And those are your three things. So the
millionaires become more millionaire and the billionaires will become more billionaires.
That's what I took away from it. Yes, but Daniels,

(06:00):
at least see a Yankee game of yes, you guys
ready for Friday? Yeah? My thing was also plenty of
evidence of a level of professionalism in terms of the performances.
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great rates. Like a good neighbor State Farm, is there
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a quote. Today, millions upon millions upon millions upon millions
wake up to him in the morning in the Morning Show. Hey,
when don't we want to talk about Jesse? Jesse, he's
been sentenced to one hundred and fifty days. You're faking
hate crimes against him and then you saw his man

(06:43):
his little outburst. Who Yeah, that was interesting. I'm surprised
he actually got jail time. I'm kind of glad that
he did, but I was very surprised that he did.
But why why? What do you think why you surprised?
Everything that I was reading was saying they thought he
was just going to get probation and move on. So
when he got one hundred and fifty days, I was
very supprised by that. But I don't know if he

(07:03):
will because don't they something. Oh sorry, it's overcrowding. You
can two days, you're out, maybe right, So well there's that. Hey.
You know, I was thinking this morning as I was
getting ready for whatever it is we're doing here and now,
with gas prices the way they are, I'm assuming more
and more car pooling will be occurring. Therefore, more people

(07:25):
will be in cars, and more people need to be
quiet and let people hear our show. I don't need
some talkative person in the car pool when we're trying
to talk about stuff that you need to hear. It's right, okay,
there I have spoken. You don't want to miss this magic? No,
you don't. You know me, I always look into what's trending.

(07:46):
I see car pooling is trending. That means at least
one chatterbox is going to be in the bag. Wowowow wha,
there you go. Okay, just be aware, feel free. If
you're driving, if you're behind the wheel, you're in charge
of all all sound in your car. Yes, if someone
needs to hush up, I mean, are you the kind
of person who can sit in a car in the
morning or be awake in the morning and someone's like

(08:08):
blah blaha. No, I think that would make me insane.
I mean, I know that that's what we do every
day here, but we have time to wake up and
unwind by ourselves first, before all of this happened. Yeah,
that would be the ride end for the most part.
I wouldn't be able to do that. Oh, but it's happened.
It's happened where we've all been away together and we've
had a chatterbox in the car on the way. The

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thing is, Danielle about our show you if if we're
two chattery boxy, you can turn us off, right. I
just hit my knee on the desk. I heard it.
Oh anyway, So yeah, anyway, so car pooling, we need
to be aware. There are people we need to talk to.
Car pools maybe coming up in a few minutes, we'll
have the car pool line. See how you're doing, who's

(08:52):
in there? What's going on? Yes, Gary, we may even
introduce some new fans to the show, people that may
not have even listened to or heard us ever in
the past. True in a car, so we make an
exposing new listeners to us. And on the other side,
you may have someone in the car going turn off
at Alvis show. Yeah, I want to hear Light FM.
They're playing the Eagles. They're playing an Eagles tooth for Toothday.

(09:16):
What do you think, Froggy. I would like to hear
how somebody tells their friends about our show, like when
like I hear, I want you to listen to this,
And then how they get them to keep listening when
things aren't going away they wanted to go. It's an
individual taste thing, you know. Anyway, Well that's said, let's
move into our horoscopes. Producer, Sam, who are you doing
with how about Gandhi this morning? Okay? How about gun? Yeah?

(09:36):
All right? If you are celebrating a birthday today, you
celebrate with Anthony Davis, Joel and Benji Madden and Johnny Knoxville.
Happy birthday everybody. Capricorn. Set your sights on going above
and beyond, on a project that will dazzle all those
around you. Your day isn't eight. Did you say the
we're dazzle dazzle all right? Check a little razzle. I
love it, Aquarius. It's not enough to see things as

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they are. Look at how they could be as well.
Your days of nine Pisces aim high. Even your failures
could lead to exciting new possibilities in the future. Your
day is a seven oh Aries. Keep your ideas to yourself.
Someone may be listening a little too intently. Your days
of six Taurus, say what you mean, and mean what
you say. Your day is an eight gem and I
stop overthinking your plans and learn to just live and

(10:18):
let live. Your days of six Cancer, do not take
an uncalculated risk. Keep your feet firmly planted on the ground.
Your day is an eight Leo. A friend's decision could
affect you in exciting new waves. Dig deeper to see
how you can help your days of nine Virgo. Resist
the urge to create too much change. Let others catch
up first. Your days of seven Libra. Your ability to
persevere will serve as a model for others to follow.

(10:39):
Your days of ten Scorpio, do not let anyone tell
you that you owe them your time. Time is currency
and you can't get it back. Your days of five
and finally, Sagittarius hit the brakes on a plan that
was going full speed. It's time to relax. New ideas
can happen after some rest. Your days of nine and
there's your Friday morning horoscopes excelled, excellent. All right, let's
get into Daniel's report up next. What do you have, Danielle?

(10:59):
All it's a Drake, a little update on the property
he's selling. Tinder is rolling out some new stuff and
BTS performed yesterday. I remember I told you no clapping
and stuff like that. Yeah, you have to hear what
it sounded like. Yeah, they actually gave you an alternative
to clapping. They did a very very very ingenious idea.
Is fabulous. Speaking of Drake, Danielle, I've noted that all

(11:20):
this week you've talked about Drake every single day. Do
you have a thing for him? He is very handsome,
but he has a lot going on. He's been in
the news for different reasons. Yeah, something's happening. Drape has
a drake. Drape Drake has a good pr person. We
got to figure that out. Plus maybe we can hear
some Drake today, would all right, We'll have all that

(11:41):
more on the way demand part of today's show. We
listen with Elvis Durand on demand. The entire show uploaded
every day only on the iHeartRadio Avenue show in the
morning show. Yeah, gas price is up, car pooling is
up as well. People want to say some money. Renee

(12:01):
on line twenty in a car pool group as we speak,
but please keep it down. One out of three of
them sleeping during the community Hi, Renee can hear me? Yes,
hil Oh, Oh my gosh, keep it down now now
do you guys? I mean, have you guys been car
pooling all along or is this something you're you're doing

(12:22):
because of the gas prices? Well, no, we actually have
been car pooling the past three years because we all
live in and we you know, can eat the queens
every day. So we meet at a parking ran every
morning at five thirty and we travel along every single
morning to our to our school. We know a lot
of people renee, are just now car pooling because gas

(12:44):
is you know, so expensive. Do you have any any advice?
After being in a car pool for three years, surely
you've learned something to help these new car poolers get along.
Is it? Is there a rule that you guys follow? Um? Well,
number one, keep your shoes on. That's import Now why
is that? Wait, know, some people to have you know

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a little odor going down there, so like to keep
our shoes on. Okay, you gotta keep in mind when
you're saying some people, there's only two others in the
car okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm writing these down. Keep
your shoes on, okay. Um I would also, I mean
we get along pretty well, which is you know, very good.
My one girl, we car by corporate with we're co

(13:28):
teachers actually, so we're in with each other for like
twelve hours a day. So it doesn't help to also,
you know, be friends with the people about your car pools. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you need that separate time away from each other. All right. Well, look,
so keep your shoes on and keep in mind you're
in closed quarters. If you're working with that person in
the car pool, it could be a challenge yes, Daniel
questions for Renee. No, I just want to say to

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keep your shoes on rule is fantastic because, let me
tell you, when my kids get in the car after
a soccer game and they take their cleats off, all
it is the worst thing. And I sometimes say, who
brought cheese in the car? Damn? All right? So, Renee,
either your car pool of friends do they wear cleats?
Look out for cleats? Yeah, no cleats, but close host shoes.

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Office can be a little little rough some time. Now,
how do you guys split the finances for the car pool?
Are you? Do you just take turns? How does that work? Yeah?
We take turns, so every week someone else has a
different speak to drive. Okay, that's cool. Are you cool? Now?
What about listening to our show? Is there ever a
fight over what you're listening to? Or turn that down
they're being crude or whatever. No, we've actually been trying

(14:37):
to get on for the past three years, so we've
got to talk to you every morning. I love that.
All right? Well, you know we we We did receive
a text from someone in a car pool saying that
they always have someone in the back seats that tells
them to turn us down because we're we're very nasty,
we're dirty. We look forward to it. No way, your

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feet stink, and so does your sense of humor. I
love that about you. Well, you guys have an awesome
weekend and it's an honor to be the official morning
show of your car pool. Yeah, this is good. Who
is that? Who is that? That's a sleep my friend Amy.

(15:22):
All right, you guys have a wonderful weekend. Thank you, Renee,
and we'll talk to you Monday. Okay, yeah, thank you
so much. All right, look at that. See we have
a relationship with three people in the same car every weekday.
I think that's pretty cool. And that one person who
may say we're too what do they say? What was
the word? They? Too much? Too much profanity? Okay, I

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don't know. The grossest thing about our show is Danielle
talking about her son's feet Small. It really is. Speaking
of Danielle while you're here, what do you have going
on today? All right, so let's talk about Jesse Small.
He was sentenced yesterday to probation in one hundred and
fifty in jail for charges related to the hate crime
that he was convicted of staging. You guys remember that,
I'm sure by now. The sentencing hearing was very long,

(16:08):
both in time and in a lot of drama. Was
a sixth hour hearing aside from jail in probation, he
was find twenty five thousand dollars, ordered to pay more
than a hindred and twenty thousand in restitution to the
City of Chicago, and Smolette not only declared his innocence,
but he got up in court and started saying things
like I'm not suicidal and if anything happens to me

(16:30):
when I go in there, just no, I didn't do
it to myself. So yeah, it was very interesting. And
the judge called him some choice words like dramatic and
arrogant and selfish and a narcissist and all kinds of stuff.
So yeah, it was very dramatic. Yesterday, he's not going
to get an Emmy in court. Yeah he's not. He's not.
I don't think he's gonna get an Emmy anywhere anymore.

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But okay, I told you yesterday. BTS was allowed to
perform in Korea, but COVID protocols are still crazy, so
it was no singing, no standing, no shouting, but clapping
was allowed with these clappers that they provided and this
is what the arena sounded like. It looks like a hand,

(17:21):
but you're like moving back and forth and slapped itself
all of those And it was so funny because people
were posting pictures of the clappers after the concert saying
this clapper gave all that it could because they all
like broke and stuff like that. That's the thing about
the BTS Army. They find a way. They do, they
do they do. I told you guys that Drake was
selling his Yolow estate and Hidden Hills. It was flooded
with potential buyers. Twenty to thirty showings. Guess who went

(17:44):
to see it. Oh, Britney Spears and her Man Sam. Now,
if you remember, you get the estate and the two
neighboring properties for twenty two million dollars. But if you
just want the main house, it's like fourteen point eight million.
You know. At that point, Wow, I just have it all.
Caitlyn General also looked at the estate, so they said
they already have some offers on the table. We'll see
who gets that. Can you look like if he puts

(18:06):
his house up for sale, am I allowed to just
go look at it? As me if he's having an
open house. Of course, yeah, sometimes those realtors, if they're
high price properties, they actually vet you and they check.
They check your financials on your manolos and walk your
ass in there. I sell my house. You can be
from anywhere and you can live under any bridge. You're welcoming,

(18:27):
bring your offers. So Tinder is rolling out background checks.
Now some say it's because of the Tinder swindler, but
Tinder says no. But if it prevents something like this
from happening, then it's all good. It's actually an app
that looks at them, you know, criminal records and stuff
of people. Here here's my question. Shouldn't they have been
doing this the whole time? I didn't realize that they

(18:48):
didn't do that, But apparently users have been asking for it,
so they're finally doing it. The final season finale trailer
for A Better Call Soul was released yesterday. The show
will return April eighteen. You'll get seven episodes, then the
last six will kick off July eleventh. And this was
the story that made me giggle yesterday. This is from
the Bloomberg Report. Apparently Jeff Bezos was not happy with

(19:12):
how his crotch looked in his blue Origin jumpsuit, so
he threw a fit before the historic space flight. You know,
he slipped on the soup back in July and his
privates didn't look so great. So what did he do?
He flew in his personal tailor to Texas for some
alterations before the big launch. He borrowed Nate's nuthover to
go into outer space. Yeah, yeah, so crazy. And what

(19:35):
are we watching? Season premiere of Charms? You got Rupol's
drag Race, SNL gives you. Zoe Kravitz and Rosalie are
performing American idols on Sunday. You've got the annual Critics
Choice Awards and The Walking Dead And that's my Danielle
were point Love you, Danielle, Thank you. Alexis A line
twenty four has a question for the show. You guys
ready for a sentence that ends in a question mark?
Here comes hello, Alexis. Hi, Hello, what question do you

(19:58):
have for us? So? My husband and I are on
our way to work and we were just wondering when
you guys carpool or you guys go on vacations or something,
do you listen to your own radio show or another
radio show well, first of all, when we carpool, we
aren't doing a show, right, we got work together. Secondly,
when we're on vacation, I never listened to this show ever,

(20:20):
because I heard it already. Do you listen to our
show in your own vacation? You know, every now and
then I'll turn it on and I'll hear something and
I'll chuckle. But I don't do it on purpose, really,
it's just you know, it's in the background. What about you, Gandhi? No, never,
I don't watch our fifteen minute morning show. I never
listen to anything back because, like you said, I'm here

(20:41):
and in my head my voice is about two octaves
deeper than apparently it actually is it, Alexis, do you
do you like listening to the sound of your voice
if it's been recorded. Oh? No, I sound like a
twelve year old. Well no, I've sound like an eighty
five year old. I mean, that's the thing. We can't
listen to us. We are not fans of us, So

(21:02):
there's there's that. I don't know. But sometimes, you know,
we've been on for so long, Alexis, Sometimes I'll hear
a replay of an old show and I'll think to myself.
We didn't say that. That's an impostor that is like
a deep whatever, that's a deep that's a deep fake.
That's someone that sounds like us anyway. But thanks for thinking.

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So do you guys listen together? Do you guys car
pull with each other every day? You and your husband? Yes, yes,
we do. Yeah. See do you sometimes wish you had
that time alone or do you enjoy being with him
that extra few minutes every day? Um? No, I don't
really get tired of him. I don't know what he thinks,
but he is in the car right now. So how

(21:46):
are we gonna answer him? Put him on the phone
and the day think your eyes twice if you want
us to rescue you. Hey, Alexis, have a good weekend,
and thank you for your question, and we'll we'll be
with you here every day as long as you want
to see here. Okay, thank you so much. All right, Lexus,
thank you? Yes, scary, I will say though, if I'm
ever in the back of an uber one of my

(22:07):
commercials comes on the radio, I start reciting the commercial
as the commercials on, just to freak the uber driver
out and like, what the hell's going on? What a trick.
You want them to say, are you skilly? Joe? I
know that's you saying, Hey, that's me. You talking about Huggies,

(22:29):
don't sue. I got a guy in the back seat.
He does the Huggies commercial. Yeah, he's about fifty. Yeah,
all right. Uh, we'll be about capter dancing. We've also
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(23:15):
have any of you read the book called, Oh God,
what's it called? I Need a New Butt? No, go on,
there's a story out there, and I don't I don't
have all the headlines here, but apparently an assistant principle
was fired for reading this book to the kids at school.
Let me give you the synopsis. This is called I

(23:35):
Need a New Butt by Don McMillan. A young boy
suddenly notices a big problem. His butt has a huge crack,
so he sets off to find a new one. Will
he choose an armor plated butt, a rocket butt, a
robot butt, but out of this quirky tail of a
tail which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and

(23:58):
parents will love this book, no if and or butts
about it? All right, So I don't know anything else
about it other than that. And he was let go
because apparently it was a very offensive factors. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't understood, because Captain Underpants is
another like book type thing like that, which was made
into a movie. And I know a lot of kids
that have gotten and read to them, you know, different

(24:19):
ones of that in school. I don't I don't know.
Did we see the story I'm trying to pull on. Yeah,
I'm looking at the synopsis of the book. Maybe because
the cover has him looking at his butt crack. I
don't know. Kids love to talk about but they do.
That was my favorite curse word growing up. Butt head,
Yes you're a butt. Here we go. School official fired

(24:42):
for reading the kid's book. I'm reading this on the
New York Posts. The assistant principle in a Mississippi school
has been fired for reading a children's book called I
Need a New Butt to second graders. Toby Price says
he was asked to set up a zoom class for
the kids at the elementary school and then and that
when the principal failed to show up his plan, he
was told to read them a book. I text my boss,
he says, well, go ahead and read. I wasn't planning

(25:03):
on reading, but I went ahead and grabbed one of
my books that I had nearby, one of my favorites,
I Need a New But It's hilarious, fun silly book.
Says that the previous school he worked for never had
an issue with it, but shortly after the class ended,
Price said he was summoned to the principal's office and
told that the parents might complain about his choice of book.
He was placed on administrative leave. What this is ridiculous?

(25:27):
Leave it to the post. The bummed educator said that
to his knowledge, no parents had complained, but that the
Hines County School District felt it was inappropriate due to
the use of the words but and fart, oh, give
me a break, and it had cartoon images of a
child's hinee, a lack of professionalism and impaired judgment for

(25:48):
picking the book. They're saying, wow, boot to that. Kids
love to talk about that stuff. They probably had such
a ball in their stupid zoom class that they had
to take that day. And now this with zero complaints
about it, gets fired. One parent that has a stick
up their butt and they have a problem with it,
and they made it. Yet if he read a book

(26:11):
to the kids about a stick up a butt, that'd
be different. Right. He's having a little trouble paying the bills.
He has a go fund me account. As of Thursday,
he's raised seventy five or almost that. Anyway, that's ridiculous.
I know, it's like, what happened? What is going on?
It's a show about a butt. I mean, let's do
a whole we do a whole shows about But yes,

(26:33):
there's a new law in Florida. Don't say, but don't say.
But it's really weird. All right, Well, there's that. This world.
I tell you, there's so many things that are so
important that we should be pissed off about. But no, anyway,
being a teacher or an administrator or anybody who works
with children right now seems like such a stressful job

(26:55):
because they don't get to just do their job. They
have to answer to a billion different bosses and a
billion differentis And my hat's off to them. I love you, guys,
I agree absolutely crazy. Hey, I love this new sweet
as Pie song from Meging the Stallion and Dualifa. Sweetest Pie, Yes,
sweetest Pie? Is it sweetest Yeah? Just sweetest Pie, sweet
as Pie. I think that it would be interchangeable when

(27:18):
you listen to the lyrics. Yeah no, I wouldn't play
that for the kids in second grade. No, no, they
have no idea what she's singing about it anyway, So
what's no no? You know, earlier in the hour, I
brought up the fact that because of gas prices and whatever,
typically in a morning on a highway you're going to

(27:38):
find a lot of car pooling going on. And we've
received so many texts from people who are car pooling
with their friends. Some of them are just now doing
them because of gas prices, or doing that because of
gap gas prices, and others have been doing it all along.
What an interesting little club you have every day, because
I feel like, in a way, we are kind of
car pooling with each other every morning. Right, It's like

(27:58):
you're in You're in a small space with a few
people for a set amount of time every day, some
days longer than others. When you've got traffic, and you know,
you form this little club that no one else really understand. Yeah, totally,
you see what I'm saying. That was one of the
biggest things for me in the pandemic was not just
where were not coming into the studio for a long time,

(28:19):
but I used to write into work every day with
my friend Jamie. We don't work together, she works down
the hallway. All of a sudden, I just didn't see
her for two years. It was like this person who
was a huge part of my life vanished. So we
had to keep up with each other consciously, which was
a totally different thing. Yeah, can do that being in
the car today. Well, if you're listening right now and

(28:40):
you're in a car pool, Yeah, you you're the one
that talks all the time. Stop it that one always
talks when we're talking. Wait to the commercials, I mean,
actually listen to those. They're very important messages. Scary has
a very important paid for a message coming up for
you any moment now, so just get ready for that. Hey,

(29:00):
do you have any fun games to play today? Come on,
we have a couple, so the one will not be
ready until after the phone tap. It's being worked on
right now. We have songs that turn ten this year.
I think you guys might be surprised. We also have
two truths in a lie. If you want that, I'm
sure Nate could come up with a pyramid game. Yeah.
I would love to come up with a game that
pits car poolers against car poolers. I don't know how
we can do full karaoke let's go. Oh, here we go,

(29:23):
never been thought of. All right, maybe we won't do
that one today, but we'll get that figured out. We
have a phone tap on the way. We got lots
on the way. Hang on, we're back after this morning
to everyone. Now, this Duran in the Morning Show is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is the weekend. Hello,

(29:43):
good um, I'm thinking this car pool thing. Yeah, you
know what I think one day I would like to
feel what it's like to listen to our show while
in a car with other people in traffic. It's totally
foreign to us. You understand that you're in traffic most days,

(30:05):
and if you're listening to us right now, I'm sure
you're in traffic right now. There's a good chance we
don't really know what that feels like. And so when
we do find ourselves in traffic, it's the strangest thing ever.
What is this traffic? People stand lines and wait for lights.
I think it's a bad thing that we're never in
traffic because it gives me so much less patience when

(30:27):
I actually am in traffic a man and another day,
I'm like, what is this? This is ridiculous, this is crazy,
And I said, person, and yeah, it's not good. Yeah.
Daniel was on the phone with us last Friday. We
were driving to Clearwater. We were in traffic of tune
Orlando and Clearwater on I four and I mean, I
looked at least, I go, I can't do this. She said,
you know why you can't do this because you're usually

(30:48):
sitting at work during traffic. This is what normal people
deal with. So just calm down, relax and deal with it,
like okay, slow down. We have here. It's like, you know,
we do not call our calls up. It can't really
talk like I need a horn, Matt, I'm opposite because
because we're never in traffic, I don't get stressed out

(31:08):
by traffic at all because I'm like, Okay, this is
my time. I don't really have to do you know it.
That's the way I would look at it. After a while,
you have to train yourself to do that because we're
used to like getting it now and not having any traffic. Hey,
let's go to line twenty and talk to Matt. Matt
about car pools again. Calling in from Manhattan, Kansas. How
you doing, Matt, Line twenties, Gary, Easy there, Matt anyone? Hello, Okay,

(31:32):
we lost here. Hi, oh Hi, sorry about that. It's
a weird delay thing. Hey, so we're talking about car
pools and you were in a car pool for about
two years and you guys actually had to vote one
of your co workers out of the car pool. We did,
and we were all instructors, and while we were in

(31:52):
the army, right, we were instructors for basic training. So
we're all guys have been in the army for a decade,
so you should be responsible by that point. Well, there
were two of us to carpool every day and the
third guy wonted in, but every time it was his turn,
he was either late or he just we cho up
at his house and he wouldn't be there. He would

(32:13):
be late picking us up, so we had to have that.
Hey man, we're gonna not pick you up anymore. To
be dismissed, I mean discharged, he was officially discharged from
carpool dishonorable discharged caol And you're right though, you would
think with the discipline of being in the army you
would have your stuff together, right, But that's kind of weird.

(32:36):
Oh well it was. It wasn't awkward anything. It was
just like yeah, man, and he goes, I get it. Well,
it's like you, for instance, maybe you're getting married and
you have a guy in your wedding party, like your
best man. You have to fire him. You know. Look,
it's this isn't working out. It's weird. It's one thing

(32:58):
to fire an employee, you know, It's another thing to
fire a friend or a co worker. It's like uncomfortable,
But you did it. Are you still car pooling today? No?
I am out of the army now. I like me
to work is down my steps to my home office. Nice. Yeah,
I'm sometimes late down my steps to my own office.

(33:18):
It's weird. I know it's so strange. Matt. Thank you
for your service, and thank you for listening. You have
a great weekend. Okay, all right, take care and there
you go. I don't like this car pooling thing. We're
gonna get these gas prices back down. We like that
one on one, we like we like extra extra cars
on the road is just one person per car, which

(33:40):
I know is just the meanest thing to our mother earth.
I do love this other text that came in, so, hey,
what's the best thing you've got going on in your
life right now? What's the best thing you've got going
on in your life at this moment? And I thought
about it, and we don't just say it out loud,
but you know, it's a very important exercise. It's very simple.

(34:01):
Sometimes exercises like that are too simple for people to
figure out, what is the best thing you have going
on in your life at this very moment. Think about
that and then be grateful for it. With that said,
let's what are we doing the three things we need
to know? Yes, not one, not four, but three, three

(34:23):
things we've got going on right now? Gandhi, what is that?
President Biden is taking some action today as Ukraine continues
its fight for freedom. On what is now the sixteenth
day since Russia invaded, he's expected to call for an
end to normal trade relations with Russia. This would make
it easier for the White House to impose tariffs on
Russian imports, and the move comes as banking giants Goldman
Sachs and JP Morgan Chase are the latest to pull

(34:46):
out of the country, following Starbucks, Pepsi, Coca Cola, and McDonald's.
In the meantime, Russia is welcoming volunteers to join in
its fight. Vladimir Putin said today he backs a plan
to bring up to sixteen thousand people from the Middle
East and l Swear to help. He also supports handing
overcaptured Western missile systems to Russian backed rebels. As for Ukraine,

(35:07):
officials say more than twenty thousand people from fifty two
nations have volunteered to help them battle Russian troops. Hey, Gandhi,
did you see all the Russians rushing McDonald's when they
found out they were going to close. I did. I
almost thought that was a joke, not at all. They
were a lot of Russian citizens were showing their refrigerators.
They would open the door and it would be filled

(35:30):
stocked with nothing but quarter pounders with chief right, it
was insane. They they're gonna miss their McDonald's. Wow, do
we think those things are going to last in a fridge?
It's either like a day or two years. Yeah, I
think the experiment we're finding out now in Russia all right.
A new study says that global COVID deaths may actually
be three times higher than the number currently reflected. Researchers

(35:53):
in Washington looked at the difference between the number of
recorded deaths and the number of people expected to lose
their battle with the virus based on trends the stud
He found that more than eighteen million lives may have
been lost by the start of this year, which is
far higher than the current official death toll of about
six million. And finally, we know a lot of people
across the country are preparing to lose a little bit
of sleep this weekend as we set our clocks forward

(36:14):
one hour for daylight saving time that begins Sunday two am.
Congress is debating whether to keep it going. I feel
like this is a story every single time. More than
forty states considered making it permanent A committee met Wednesday
to discuss the pros and cons, and experts talked about
how the change actually leads to an increase in traffic
accidents and heart attacks. And those are your three things.

(36:35):
Thank you, Gandi. Your phone tap up next, Sine text
text that came in from Ali. I'm a potato eaton freak.
Don't hate potate messaging makes me apply go look at
all the text Delvi Strand in the Morning Show. All right, Scary,
what's your phone tap about today? So Tina submitted a

(36:56):
phone tap to be played on her brother in law Stephen.
Turns out Stephen had this ring for his girlfriend and
he left it at this jewelry place to be repaired.
So I'm going to call as the jeweler from the
store with an update on the ring. See what happens
in Scary's phone, Stephen, It's Luigian the Inmate's ring shop
in Bayonne. All right, hey, are you up to speed
on what's happening with this ring? I said, a girlfriend

(37:19):
and handling most of it. I think she was speaking
with his sister about it actually right now, I think,
really what you should do is start over here with
this ring and just get a new one. We have
a great selection of rings here at the shop which
you could come look at. Because this ring isn't really
worth a whole lot. How much is it worth? It's
where I have a authentification certificate of for it. It

(37:40):
looks like it was one of those Cubic Zarconia jobs
bought from the home shopping channel. The entire ring looks
like that. Yeah, is it because of the quality of
the diamonds so forth? Yeah, I think she deserves a
bigger and better diamond you guys have had and now
and then, like, it just seems very suspicious that you
guys just might be trying to pick more money office
right now, listen, how much do you love this girl? Really? Are?

(38:02):
You should see? This is the thing you think I'm
doing it to be cheap. I didn't getting her rings
to be cheap. I got it because that's what I
could afford. The way you're doing it seems like I
don't love my girlfriend or something. I don't want to
come right out and say that, Steven, that's pretty assured
of how hitting at it right. Let's face it, the
more you love them, the bigger the ring is gonna be. No, no, no,
not when we have other priorities. That's not the case.
I'm not this is a materialistic woman. That's just someone

(38:24):
who loves me for who I am is. She's not
with me because of how much I'm spending on the ring. Like,
that's so rude. And you know what's rude. You don't
want her to be embarrassed when she shows it off
to her friends right now, everyone that she's sure who
loved it. Everyone thought it was a beautiful ring, and
no one questioned women or not who was reading or
anything like. But when they go behind their back, bro, Yeah,

(38:44):
we got disconnected, Steven, disconnected. I hung up on you.
I really don't appreciate the way it's conducting yourself. If
you're a professional person, you should know how to conduct
yourself better than this. Okay, listen, I get paid a
lot of money to do what I do, all right,
all right, that's fine. I get take money to do
what I do. Also that I'm allowed to be rude
to people that request my services. I'm gonna go by
there and pick up my ring. I'm gonna have it
a praise if it's not the same thing I gave you, guys,

(39:05):
but I'll see you guys in quart about it. I'll
tell you what. I'm just gonna squirt some crazy glue
in the hall and then just put the diamond back on.
And because that's pretty much I will be going to
see what you say to my face instead of you
picking it up, why don't we just have the sanitation
department pick it up, because that's really where it belongs
in the garbage. Hello, why are you still calling? Are

(39:32):
you scous you? Grown man who's a child? We never
settled kind of a glue. We settled, Stephen. All I
was saying, was I thinking, is that you're a rude
person who's dying for me. Sail. If you're that goode,
you shouldn't have to try it. This is hard. Okay, Well,
I'll tell you what. I'm going to give you a gift.
It's actually not from me. It's from your sister in
law to be Tina. She's decided to phone tap you

(39:55):
on the radio. Stephen, this is scary. Melvis Durand in
the morning show, you got phone tapped. Have an idea
for a phone tab. Go tollistran dot com, click on
the phone tab tab. Tell us what you want to do.
Pre recorded with permission granted by All Party Space, Elvis

(40:19):
Duran phone tab Elvis Durand in the morning show. There
you have it. Hey, you know I was looking at
Elvis Durand show on Instagram and there's a video that
was produced and it has us from nineteen ninety eight.
And now have you seen this video? Yes? Who produced that?
Is that? Ali? Great question? It was either Ali or Dana,

(40:41):
But I'm not sure what's gone. It's such a cool video.
I love it. I'm just trying to figure out where
it came from. It just appeared, Yeah, and I loved it.
Does anyone have answers? Well? I do not. The video
footage was from Scottie b. Yeah, okay, Well who produced
the video with music behind it? You give it to
somebody footage? It's been sitting back there for years. No,
it's it's new. It's new stuff too. Just the video

(41:03):
I gave them has been there for us, so they
must have gone through it and made that. Okay. Could
someone in the building talk to someone in the building
find out who did it? God, I want to thank them.
It really is cool. But there's there's a reason why
I want to bring this up. So could someone stand
up and walk back there and ask contacting them via text. Okay, well,

(41:28):
here's the thing. It's like a video with really touching
music in the background, and it's us back in nineteen
ninety eight in the old studio, and then there's video
of us now and it's kind of a touching video.
I'm I'm not sure where what generated the production of
this video, but people are thinking that we want to

(41:49):
announce that we're quitting the show. It's a farewell No
we're not, are we No. It's a viral trend that's
going around and by the way, ways a lot of
them are really well done, but ours is right up
there with some of the best that I've seen on TikTok.
It is no I've seen these on TikTok. I definitely have.
I'm just trying to let everyone know that this video

(42:11):
is not indicated indicating that we're leaving. I mean, there
may be other reasons. That's not one of them. Exactly.
The song though, what's the name of the song? There's
a song behind it, and you know, I don't know.
Maybe I should have studied this because no one else
knows what I'm talking about. Yes, dreams are made of
cool song too. Yeah. Anyway, No that that video is

(42:35):
not indicating that we're leaving or going anywhere yet. We'll
let you know. Yeah, scary, you look so young in
the video. Look, look CUTEI is a little scary. Yeah,
that's when you had different features more well, I don't
know my eyebrows were connected. Yeah, very you could say that.

(42:55):
Very free to callo a little bit. But anyway, Yeah,
let's just move on. Okay. So, del fans are waiting.
We want some new dates for Vegas for the residency.
But in the meantime, she's given us the TV special
It's two hours Special. An Audience with A Dell was
recorded this past November at the London Palladium. It's gonna

(43:16):
air March twentieth on NBC. A Dell will be singing
some of our biggest hits and song from her new
album thirty So Nice. People are excited about that. Nominees
for the twenty twenty two Nickelodeon Kitch Choice Awards are out,
and Taylor Swift is definitely the one to beat. She
leads the pack of music nominees with four, including twice
in the Favorite Album category for both Fearless. Taylor's version

(43:39):
and Red Taylor's version and the awards are gonna go
down on April ninth on Nickelodeon. Miranda Cosgrove an NFL
star Rob Gronkowski will be your hosts and lots of
sliming will be going on. We can't wait, so people
are wait, hold on. So did you full? Okay? So
I thought Nate phillis again funny, he scared me, I

(44:02):
got I got nervous. Okay. So Lady Gog is actually
teaming up with Jack dot org, which is a Canadian
mental health charity, to launch a free online course to
help youth find safe ways to support each other on
their mental health journey. It's really cool, So go check
it out Jack dot org if you get a chance.
So pat say Jack if you're watching Will of Fortune

(44:24):
is pissing off some people because they think that he
is making fun of contestants or he's being very snarky
to contestants. The other night there was a contestant that
was talking about how his toe got cut off and
here's what went down. Yeah, this was weird, so strange.
My toe is reattached and I just want to say
thank you to them. Thirty years later, thank you that

(44:51):
that may have been the most pointless story ever told. Great,
and you told Scott congratulations you yeah, a little snarky,
But before he even said that, he was just like,
why am I? Why are we talking about this? Like?
Why are you telling me this? Usually, you know, Pat
asked someone to tell the story that's interesting from their lives.
You're the contestants. His story was riding a bicycle wearing

(45:15):
flip flops and his toe got stuck in the whatever
and it chopped the end of his toe off, and
people showed up to sew it back on. He wants
to thank them thirty years later. Right. I thought he
was kind of a huge story. I did too, like
you know, but I guess and don't we I mean,
if you're watching Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune and they
always give you these little like stories about themselves, don't
sometimes you think that was the most pointless story I've
ever heard in my life. Things he just said it,

(45:37):
he had, you know, yeah, stop stop the Pat bashing.
He's never had a problem all these years, so I
don't know. We got drunk one time at a convention
and Alex invited him over to our house. No banners,
said she'd show up. That's nice. Pete Davidson will be
playing a fictional version of himself in a comedy series

(45:58):
produced by Lorne Michaels. According to Deadline, he will be
the lead. It's called Bupkus and it's inspired by his
own life. He'll be co writing the series as well.
So that's exciting. Oh, this is so sant Emilio Delgado,
who played Lewis on Sesame Street for forty years, passed away.
He was eighty one years old. He would diagnose with
blood cancer back in December of twenty twenty, and he

(46:20):
was in hospice care and his wife said that he
was still working right up until the pandemic hit. And
I remember growing up watching him on Sesame Street. Louise
Lisa Song saw man, I know, you know what when
you see and you haven't thought of him in years,
but he's a part of your childhood, of course. And
when I was looking at pictures and scenes of him
from Sesame Street back in the day, I'm like, oh

(46:41):
my gosh, I remember all of this. It's crazy. But
we're talking a lot about feet today because Dion Sanders
had two toes on his left foot amputated due to
a blood clot from the surgery. So he's actually been
revealing the severity of his foot injury on his Coach
Prime documentary series, which is on barstools. So little by
little he's been showing us more of this toe. So

(47:03):
the other day he showed it to his kids and
he said to them, anytime you ever think about giving up,
you think about this, because I have fought through all
of this for you, because he is in so much
pain and it is really really gruesome to look at.
I don't know if you've seen it. Season for me
of charm Tonight, RuPaul's drag Races, and l Tomorrow gives
you Zoey Kravitz and Rosaliah performing Sunday gives you American

(47:25):
Idol and the twenty seventh Annual Critics Choice Awards, and
of course The Walking Dead. And that is my Danielle Report.
All right, So Deanna, who's in charge of video and
all of our social video and stuff like that is
online twenty four Hey, thank you for doing what dreams
are made of video for us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.
Good morning, And a lot of people don't know that
that's a song that was big. I think it was
in the Lizzie McGuire movie, right, And originally the thing

(47:48):
is is a lot of people don't know that's a
TikTok thing right now, so they're wondering, like, what are
you trying to tell us? Well, if you're on TikTok
and I've seen them as well, you understand that this
is kind of a now and then kind of dreamy
montage of video and photos, right right, Yeah, So it's
a trend. Like a lot of people are doing it
for their like marriages, so like couples will show when

(48:08):
their kids and then like like flash forward to their weddings.
So I was like as soon as I saw that,
I was like, oh my god, I have all the
footage from like the nineties or whenever that was. That's
Scotti shot from the twenty five anniversaries that I pulled,
and then I was like, I have to do this,
and then I was crying making it. So then I
thought it was so well done, Deanna, and I loved it,
and I loved that. Of course Scottie. Scotty always had

(48:31):
cameras going at all times. I mean back then they
were like the size of like like suitcases yeah right,
remember those I mean big, big, big film reels going
in circles. I mean it was back in the day.
I have I have boxes and boxes of tapes. I
don't have to do with them. No, no, keep them.
Let's archive those, because believe or not, someone's gonna look

(48:54):
back at this show one day and go, oh my god,
they did a show. But anyway, you did a great job.
But I'm just letting people know that it is a
thing that's going on now, and it wasn't produced to
try to send some secret message that we're all disappearing.
To me. No, no, no no, no, no. Yeah. And you
look at all the comments. People were actually tearing up
watching that, so you know, it's so meaningful, like just

(49:16):
seeing you guys, like over the years and like you
you followed your dreams and here you are, Like it's
just what it means so much to me too, even
though obviously I'm younger than you guys seeing that, like
your guys are my role models. Well, thank you, we
love you so much, Thank you so much, Thank you
so much for producing that. It's much appreciated. Of course,
you're welcome, all right, you have a beautiful day. Okay,

(49:37):
Thanks you too. There you go. Why can't everybody be nice? Like?
She's like the sweetest person. I think, Dianna, she loves
us more than she loves Harry Style. No oh no,
we're a close second. Uh. Dina on line twenty three,
speaking of Pat say Jack and Vanah White. Hey Dina,
what's going on? Hi? How are you? We're doing great?

(49:59):
So you were actually a contestant on Wheel of Fortune?
I was how long? Yeah? I was? I found like
ten ten years ago something like that. Yeah, yeah, it
was an amazing experience. What were your thoughts on set?
But Vannah and Pat um? So, Pat, I feel like, honestly,

(50:20):
and I hope he's not listening right now, um, but
I feel like he really didn't give anyone the time
of day. Um, even between like commercials and things, he
would try to talk to you. You kind of tell
he didn't really want to be there. However, Vana, Yeah,
I mean Vana however was amazing. Um. She actually came

(50:43):
in to meet all the contestants before we got on stage,
and I remember she kind of like pounded on the
door like we didn't know who was there, and then
she walked in and sho and she had this like
lovely southern accent and she was just super super sweet.
But yeah, Pat, Pat was not great, you know. But
we were actually I forgot where we were. We were

(51:03):
at some Hall of Fame thing or I don't know.
It was Pat say, Jack and Vana White and um uh,
Alex Trebek, the three of the three of them, and
we got to meet all three, and of course Alex
Trebek was just I was so nervous around him, and
Van I was just, like you said, just warm and
just oh my gosh. You put her hand on your

(51:23):
shoulder and we talked and Pat was he was a
little short, but I just not not physically. But he
didn't he I knew he wanted to be there. I
just don't think he's a warm, cuddly guy. He's I
don't know. Yeah, and excellent. Uncle Johnny told Pat stage
like the story about when he slipped with Merv Griffin. Merv,

(51:46):
get get Uncle Johnny on the phone. This is a
great story. Can you do you mind, Nate? Do you
mind calling John? Thank you? So no, Merv Griffin was
the guy who started Wheel of Fortune. So Uncle Johnny's like,
I did, did you know I slept with Nev Griffin
and I think I'll let I'll let Uncle Johnny tell
you the punch line, because I don't know if he

(52:07):
remembers it or not. But actually Pat had a really
good comeback for that. Hey, thanks for sharing with us, Dina.
Did you win anything on your Willow Fortune experience? I did.
I won Cruise to the Caribbean, and I won like
forty two thousand dollars of them all like that. Awesome. Wow.

(52:27):
All the people we've known who've been on Wheel never
won that big. I think you're our current title. That's
awesome anyway, Dina. Ye, thank yeah, thank you for listening.
Have a great weekend. Okay, thank guys, all right, thank you.
I think we do have Uncle Johnny on the line, Nate.
Nate is flirting with him. I think he's yea, propping

(52:49):
him up. He's fluffing him. Are you fluffing Uncle Johnny?
All right, let's talk to him. Scary push the Uncle
Johnny button. Good morning, Uncle Johnny. Wow, oh god, how
are you feeling today? I'm feeling very good. I just
I came up to the culture. I felt it. Why
does it sound like, are you on the speakerphone, Johnny? Yeah? Yeah?

(53:11):
If he would turn it off. I am. I came
out from the bed that I went on the couture,
Uncle Johnny, what's wrong with your phone? There's always something
that I need a new phone. I gotta go get one,
all right. Well, so we were just telling everyone about
the time you met Pat, say Jack, and you told

(53:32):
him that you slept with his boss, Merv Griffin. Yes,
he wasn't very nice to me. Who Merv or Pat?
The Pat said, who hasn't you remember? So, Uncle Johnny,
you slept with Griffin? Who hasn't? And he walked away?
It's just funny. Comeback. It's okay, Uncle Johnny. Welcome to

(53:52):
the weekend. I know, in your lifetime, in your life
these days, what what's a weekend? Right? But today is Friday.
I know I've been in for the last four or
five days, but I'm looking better. Oh yeah, well, no
one here knows what happened to you, Uncle Johnny. So
oh I fell, doubt that I got black and blue
all over the place, and then away. Alice gave me

(54:15):
the stuff his um head when she fell, and it's
working pretty good. Wow, we're learning a lot about a
lot of people. So, Uncle Johnny, you know when Uncle
Johnny Fell. It really was a scary thing, you know.
You you started bleeding a lot and and then you
woke up and luckily we got you to the hospital
and you're okay. So we had people come in to
clean up the blood, and they're like, what happened? They

(54:38):
thought that Uncle Johnny had murdered someone in his apartment. Yes,
they thought, yes, they thought it was straight to see. Yeah, okay,
well look, Uncle Johnny, the phone's kind of weird. We
love you and we'll talk to you soon. Okay, all right,
under water? Right, thank you, Uncle Johnny. All right here
you got Uncle Johnny. Never a dull moment. We hired

(55:00):
someone to come clean up the blood. Like, how did
you pitch that? Hey? Well they said, well we charge
extra for blood stains, and we're like, okay, no questions asked.
It was very like the cleaning Lady. Daniel By the way,
the episode this week was fantastic. Well, you know what,
we should send her over to Uncle Johnny. Uh, Danielle,
I guess we'll do you coming up in a minute. Okay,
we just did. Oh we did. Yeah, but we never

(55:21):
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match limitations Hee, oh all right, you could take me
back to the woodshed and give me a spanking. Remind
me I got to build a wood shit, bring the
poop knife. There's some strange people out there. Ran in

(56:15):
the Morning show. Hey, Kelly and Duboine, Hello lady. Back
to you, Hello, Letty. Also, we're talking about Pat say Jack.
And to be very very very honest with you, very
very transparent. Every time we've met Pat say Jack, he's
been Pat say Jack. He seemed like a nice guy.
He was okay, I mean, we never were around him
that long and so we we didn't see him while
he was working, you know, in a studio where he's

(56:36):
been rumored to not be that nice of a guy.
But someone just in a tech say, well, Pat say
Jack is a notorious Aho. He's a flat earther. So okay, okay,
I don't know is he mad because the Earth is flat.
I'm trying to figure that out. I'm so pissed. I'm
gonna fall right off into it, right off the edge
of the Earth, right into a pit of demons. I

(56:58):
don't know flat earther. Hey, by the way, if you're
a flat earther, we want to hear from you now,
Texas at fifty five. Just want to ask you some questions.
I had a lot of questions. Who wasn't there was
a flat earther? Was it? Ob Yeah? I believe Kyrie
Irving may also be a flat earther. Do they say,
where did you have to walk in order to fall

(57:20):
off the side off the edge? So we don't know where? Yeah,
it's out there, you don't know. We don't know where
is the edge there. I really think if we start
trying to debate this, it's really gonna lead nowhere. So
you know, we move on. Do you have anybody you
like us in to the edge of the flat Earth? Yes?
You know what if there is, If there is an

(57:41):
end to the Earth, I have a list of people
need to sail out there. Me too. I like to
add on to that. When you know, all right, done deal? Um?
But hey, you know, uh, here's the difference between me
and a lot of people. If someone says, hey, Elvis,
I want to sit down with you and have a
serious conversation about you know how I believe the Earth
is flat and I have a few points to prove it.

(58:02):
You know, if I like you and I'm friends with you,
I'll not a stranger. I'm not gonna put myself to that.
But if I know you and you're ready to talk
about it, okay, let's have a cocktail, let's talk about it.
I wouldn't mind hearing what you have to say. Yeah,
I've never really sat down with a flat Earth. I
don't know. I mean, I happen to know from what
I've learned. What I've learned is that I don't believe

(58:25):
the Earth is flat? Right? But may I Can I
sit here and tell you with one hundred percent certainty
that the Earth is round? Yeah? Yes, Well, I don't know.
You know, those pictures could have been jacked around with.
I don't know, you know, I don't know. Well, sure,
I mean, if you don't want to believe in any

(58:47):
of the things that we've seen as fact to be fact,
then yeah, there could be a case that it's not real.
But once you you know, have photographic evidence from the
moon or people flying around the Earth and taking pictures
of it with drones exactly, and all this stuff, it's
really hard to wrap your head around it all being
flat then exactly. No, no, no, you know, I really

(59:08):
fall on the side of round Earth theory. But I'm
telling you, if you spend enough time with a conspiracy theorist, ye,
and they are great words, words crafts. They craft their
words very well, and they give you Okay, if there's
any doubt with the jury, then you know we must

(59:31):
not acquit. We must acquit. You know what I'm saying.
That make Yeah, So it's like, okay, I'll listen to
what you have to say, and you may have a
really strong base of evidence. I don't believe you, but
I'm gonna give you credit for actually doing a great
job right pleading your case. Yeah, a good debate exactly.
Sometimes sit there and hear what you have to say exactly. See,

(59:55):
there are some people who will just slam the door
in your face, get out of here. No, No, I'll
listen to you. I'm I'm good with that. Yeah, Froggy.
You know one thing I've learned from you elvis. I've
seen somebody like basically show you something that's blue and
they'll go this is yellow, and you'll go, okay, you
just walk away. You have that ability to just go,
you know what, if you want to, you want to

(01:00:16):
believe that, you go right ahead and it doesn't bother you.
I wish I had that gene. Okay, well, so okay,
hold on screen. So the debate there is we're all different.
All of our eyes see things differently. Now they do.
You may actually see what you perceived to be yellow.
It may not be yellow to me. Well, okay, so

(01:00:39):
I take that into account. If you're gonna tell me
that that's yellow, you I cannot stay here at one
certainty and tell you you're absolutely wrong. I can't. I've
seen somebody look at a monster truck. I tell you
it's a bike, and you go, yeah, you're right, you're right,
it's a bike. Your reality could be different than mine. Look,
you know, look, I would tell you that the majority
of people I know would look at that color and say, no,

(01:01:01):
that is blue. If you had to take a vote
on it, the most people voted blue for that color.
So I'll go, okay, you may see yellow. But I
will tell you the majority of people see blue. Just
letting you know, right, do you know what I think
about all the time? Sort of what you're saying. But
what if your blue is actually my yellow? But I
call it blue? Right? So I see the sky as

(01:01:23):
what you would perceive as yellow, I call it blue.
And that's the way I take in everything in the world.
So what if we all have the favors the same
favorite color. We just see every color on the spectrum differently.
It's it's coated differently for each one of us, and
that's probably the case. Yeah, that's so cool to think about.
My son has color. He's colorblind. His greens met and
his browns, like he switches them so like the bark

(01:01:45):
on the tree looks green to him and the leaves
look brown. So I got him those color blind glasses
and he put them on, and oh my goodness, he's like, dude,
this is crazy, Like it's so amazing. He sees a
whole new world now, it's awesome. That's awesome. And by
the way, people are texting him some weird things and

(01:02:07):
we're trying to call a few flat earthers. They're not
answering the phone and that's okay, okay, Well I love
that they got to watch their step. They don't have
time to pick up what scary. But what I don't
understand though, is we've all seen a round figure called
Earth from satellite images. We have photographic proof, we have
all seen space and all that. So so with that knowledge,

(01:02:29):
that isn't that physical proof right there that it is?
But some would argue that that's all made up? So
wait a minute, So do they believe that all planets
are flat? Like, not just Earth? I don't know those
planets yet. We're still working on We're still working on Earth.
I don't know. Look, you know what, I'm a firm
believer in Hey, you know what you your perception is,

(01:02:51):
your perception in mine is mine as long as no
one's getting hurt here and no one's making someone feel
like crap because they believe in something. That's why I've
not said here and said flat earthers are x y
Z right, I'm not gonna do it right, so and
you know, there you go. Just because I have an
open mind doesn't mean I'm being gas lighted as this
person is accusing me of doing. And it doesn't mean

(01:03:14):
you agree it just means you're willing to listen to
what somebody has to say and not fight them about it.
We can easily block them like that. All right, we
move ahead. I don't this conversation maybe just a bit
of a headache for some but look, perception is perception,
and in you know, in this in this crazy, crazy

(01:03:34):
universe we live in, it's easier just to say, yeah,
you're right, that monster truck is a bicycle, right, and
we move on. I've been with you when you've done that.
It is quite comical. I'm like, wow, we should What
was it? Do you remember? I don't remember. Somebody was
trying to get you to see something that they were
they were wrong, and he was just like okay, yeah, okay,

(01:03:54):
yeah you want you're right. He just walked away and
he looked at me, and we walked away and said
we're never gonna get anywhere arguing with him. Look how
quick that was just to walk away. Yeah, just say
you're yeah, absolutely, just walk away, you are correct. Yeah.
And if someone perceives that his weakness, all my friend,
you are wrong that I see that as a strength. No,

(01:04:15):
that's called strength strength, being able to just walk away
from you imagine if Brody could do that, if he
could just walk away nice. Just to bring that up
like that, Well, everybody knows that of all of us,
Rody is the one that would argue. If he believed
in a point, he would argue it until you realized
he was right. You're put now we have to put
him on. You shouldn't have him up, Hey, Brodie, it's

(01:04:39):
only it's only fair for you to be able to
come on and uh and uh say say what's on
your mind? Well, I appreciate that, Elvis. You're a better
person than I am because you value the opinions of everyone.
And that's great. You're you're a better man. But if
somebody tells me the sky is yellow, I will yell

(01:04:59):
at them for the next eighteen days about it. I
don't have tolerance for flat Eartha's. I don't appreciate their opinions.
And I'm shaking listening to you being so calm about it.
Oh my god, Okay, listen. I was in a jewelry
store yesterday and they had a typed up sign and
it was missing an apostrophe, and I had to take

(01:05:20):
a pen from the cup they had by the register
and put an apostrophe on the sign. That's how I
am to be all right, an me a stressful way
to be every day. I feel for you. Well, I
don't have to be right. I just enjoy being right. Um,
and I don't want to go through life being wrong.
I think I think I'd rather be right than wrong,

(01:05:40):
so I do my best. I think I mean all
a better place by putting that apostrophy. Okay you are,
You're making the world much better. Bertie. You know we've
we've known you for many years and you have so
many qualities that are that are the ones that should
be pointed out and celebrated, and your need to be
right all the time is not not in the top ten. Right,
you are correct. I have a lot of good qualities,

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but Danielle likes the ones that are that are objectionable
to some. That's fine. I'd I'd rather be known for
something than not known at all, right, so I'll take
what you get, all right? Well, with that said, uh,
this guy's yellow. Please hold. We gotta move on. And

(01:06:23):
by the way, if you have if you have a
problem with us trying to just have a conversation with this,
then feel free to go listen to someone else. Yeah,
I have no problem with that. I'll happily, happily escort
you to the door. Um, and there you have that.
What are we doing here? We know we never solicited
for a condo test, and we never we never went
around the room. I don't think we have time to

(01:06:43):
do all of this here all. When you talk to
a flat earth or I do have one question. I'm
trying to move on, but go ahead. Is there an
underside or are we all just living on the top?
Can you go to the bottom? Well, stranger the flat Earth? Hello,
What's what's the other side of this one? I just
ask him for a friend? I just the upside down? Yeah, okay,
we haven't Okay, we're gonna move everything and talk to

(01:07:03):
Angel on line twenty four. Good morning Angel, ANGELA there, Hey, Angel,
welcome to the show. We come in peace, so good.
Angel claims to be a person who believes the earth
is flat. Okay, and I'm sure when you have this

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conversation you are oftentimes met with uh, with negatives or
people saying no, it's not well. Sometimes I get some
ready to kill but believe it or not, with the
evidence that I'm able to provide it gets it, gets
an eyebrow like, wow, that's incredible. Now do you feel
the same if someone tries to convince you that the

(01:07:48):
Earth is round? Do you look at them like, okay,
you're out of your mind. No, no, no, no, not
at all, because you know from the beginning, you know,
even before you can even read or write, you know,
you're taught ABC's and in all the planetary you know
being uh you know, with the moon and the Sun
and the Earth. You know, that's the indoctrination that takes

(01:08:10):
place from before you can even comprehend you know, any numbers. Yeah,
that's been on record for quite quite a long time.
But so how what is your explanation if someone says,
all right, angel, we want to hear from you. Just
give me like one or two great facts that make
you believe and truly know that the Earth is flat. Well,

(01:08:33):
for one, we can see too far. Okay, so you
know they always say like the ships are going over
the curve right of the Earth. But you can actually
google they have an Earth curvature calculator and what you
would see is is that number one they use actually lasers.
I mean, they have a camera called the P nine

(01:08:54):
hundred or their P one thousand, where you know, people say, well,
look you see the ship going over the curve, and
they can actually zoom in like twenty five miles and
the ship comes right back into you know, the horizon.
The line is horizon. So so okay, let me ask
you a questions, because I not to be a bragging
kind of a person, but before it, before it was

(01:09:15):
taken out of commission, I flew on the concord, okay,
and this we would do mock two, and we were
way way up, much further up than any other planes
were allowed to go commercial airlines. Right yeah, and you
could actually see a curve. So I know from what
I saw that there is a curve, which doesn't mean
it's not It doesn't mean it's to me. It says, okay,

(01:09:37):
the Earth is not flat. There is a curve. But
I didn't see all the way around the Earth, so
it could have been just like a dome, like the
top of a dome shaped surface. Does that make sense?
Is that what you're saying, because yeah, there's so here.
Let me give you an example, right, so, and this
is one of the proofs that I do. Right. Um,
So if you google you can actually Google what is

(01:10:00):
the height? Excuse me that you would be able to
see or at least begin to see the curvature, which
is thirty five thousand feet, which is a normal commercial flight. Right,
So when you can actually google that and look at
images of that, and I've flown as well, right, it's
it's not. Um, you really can't detect much of a curve.

(01:10:24):
I think partially it's because of the way that the
windows are set up for aerodynamics and for view. But
watch this. You can then google it's a jet rocket
and it has the highest aside from obviously uh shuttle rockets,
but it's called the XP fifteen and this is prior

(01:10:46):
to them having uh let's say, uh, what's what's that lens?
Where it like the go pros have twish side lights
nineteen I think it is, yeah, instead of having a
fish eye at lens. And in this actual documentary where
you see this rocket, you're talking about three hundred and

(01:11:06):
sixty five thousand feet. It's completely straight. So my question
would be, well, how is it you can see the
curvagere thirty five three hundred and sixty five thousand feet. Well,
hold on, so what camera caught that I'm just I
mean as well, well, I don't know what camera it was,
but it was a military jet. It's called the XP fifteen, okay.

(01:11:28):
And what it hitterly did was they took a B
fifty two with the Angel. Angel. I'm sorry, I'm sorry
if you're giving us so many facts about machinery and
computers and numbers where there's no way for us to
I don't know, I just gotta here. I want to
hear your layman's terms kind of you know what I'm saying. Well,
hold like yeah, gandhi what okay? So for people who
do believe that the Earth is flat, how does Christopher

(01:11:49):
Columbus's you know, story play into this? Because he was
supposed to sell east but instead he sailed west and
ended up somewhere else. And what about the people who
went the entire wrong way around the world and still
got back to where they were going to be if
it was flat when they hit that ice wall, the
ice wall? What ice wall did he hit? Well, I

(01:12:09):
don't think he did hit one wall. Yeah. So a
lot of flat earthers, maybe Angel is not one of them,
but they believe that all of the oceans are encased
by a wall of ice like glaciers. I did not know. Yes,
that's because Antarctica is not a continent. Antarctica is the
ring around the Earth that holds all the bodies of water. Well, okay,

(01:12:31):
so so if you're saying that if west you're you're
bound to hit Antarctica. Okay, So that's like the ice
wall is what you're saying. In other words, yes, all right,
So then all the stories of the people who sailed
the wrong way but then they still ended up at
the right place, those we reject those theories stories, Well, well,
I would say this if we bring it up closer

(01:12:53):
to our timeline. How come no one has actually certainly
navigated the Earth, even though they tried to say that
they had. When you actually look at the trajectory or
a map of where these flights have taken place, all
they've done is double down, like instead of actually proving
that they circumnavigated, they'll go from like a Singapore to

(01:13:14):
uh like um, like some European country, double back down
to to some South American country, and then they're like, well,
there you go, there we have it. We've you know,
circumnavigated and with disproving that the Earth is flat, Okay, look,
uh okay, gandhi, we could really go on and on
to is that last point scary? And I actually did

(01:13:36):
fly around the entire earth. So we went from New
York to Singapore. We flew east. From Singapore, we continued
and we flew back into the US from the other direction.
And they told me that we did that same too,
the thing too. But I don't know if it's what
they just told us. That's what I'm saying. Okay, really, guys,
we're gonna have to move on. But Angel, here's my thing.

(01:13:57):
You are obviously much deep into knowledge and all of
the details that I will ever be. I need to
read like flat earthers for dummies. You know what I'm saying.
I really because I don't understand any of this I
and so therefore I don't understand it. It's difficult for
me to question any of it. I mean, I consider
and tell you what I know to be fact that

(01:14:18):
I was told we flew all the way around the world.
We were told that. But then you know, when you
start talking about the S fifteen and the forty five
KK three and all those things, I'm like, I can't,
I can't. I mean, my head's going to explode. Is
there a book we have to close this out? Angel?
Is there a book? Is there something we can read
that is like the Earth is flat for dummies? You

(01:14:42):
know what I'm saying. I can send you And most
of the time I don't like doing the stick ofuse
the YouTube right, the whole thing, oh a YouTuber. But
there is one guy that actually explains things very very easily.
His name is uh a flat Earth Date. It's uh,
it's cattle. Let me write this down at least it's

(01:15:03):
easy to remember. It's great marketing Flat Earth Dave. Okay, yeah,
his channel is called dirt d I R t H Dirt. Yeah.
You're not saying some pornography or anything. This is like real, okay,
all right, look, it's we've got to run because we're
so late here and this is confusing for a lot

(01:15:25):
of people. But I just I just want to hear
what you had to say. And I wanted to prove
that we could get you on and not not sit
here and be so shallow that we called you, called
your named and seeing you out of your mind, because
I just want to talk to you. I want to
see what you're all about. A go have a good weekend,
and thank you for being on the show. We appreciate it. Thanks,
I'm a great one. There you two, and there you go.

(01:15:46):
It's okay to like sit down and listen to someone
well handled. Elvis, that was well, No, I gotta be honest, didn't.
I didn't learn anything. I mean, I do know you
were open. I was, and I will say that I
and a lot of us are a few U have
earth earth earthly experience that goes against what he was saying,
without doubt. But then there you go. With that said,

(01:16:09):
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are drug free, non habit forming, and taste great. Good morning,
jez Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Wow, so many
people are all flamed up talking to our friend Angel
about the Earth being flat. Oh well, um, so when
ill said, I can't believe you gave him all that

(01:16:52):
time and I've been trying to call him get into
your show for a long time. You don't put me on.
What is it you had to talk about? Which is
as interesting as the flax earth? Find that fascinating. We're
about to go around the room, but I'm thinking, since
the earth this flat, we're just gonna go across the room. Okay,
And that's all right, you know a lot. As long

(01:17:13):
as we accomplished what we said about to accomplish, I'm
good with that. Also, sound is on the way with
Garrett Um. Yesterday we we uh what we put you
to the test as far as your music knowledge. Songs
that were twenty years old as of today, big hits.
Now we want to test your music knowledge songs that

(01:17:33):
are huge hits from ten years ago. Scary, can you
get the song off? Turn it up? I wanted people
to hear that this just doesn't serve us this kind
of music. What instrument is that? Elite? It sounds like
a mouth trumpet, Like where do we get this? We

(01:17:55):
have a whole collection of this crap and you know
what's the title of ras Verry Charade? They sound like riseberries.
Soon wrote that ye and I don't mean to be demeaning,
but I just it doesn't really all right, we'll turn
it up. Let's celebrate it. We called her one hundred
now or any called diamond. Convince her that you know

(01:18:17):
about all the hits that were a huge ten years ago,
and you could win money right now. One eight hundred
two two zero one hundred. You don't even even checked
in with Diamond today. I missed my Diamond. How you
doing out there, Diamond? You're good? Oh, I'm great now.
I got an extra cup of coffee, so I'm feeling it. Okay.
I heard that you walked in drag acid and you
were not in a good mood earlier. Yeah. No, kids are.

(01:18:38):
I don't want to say terrible because they're amazing, but
like I didn't know you had kids. Well, thank the Lord,
I don't, but they are. They take every bit of
energy out of you. It's insane. What happened? Where are
you coming from? Were you babysitting or something? What's going on?
Well you could say that, but I wasn't getting paid.

(01:18:58):
So families in town and they came like over for dinner,
and there was a five year old, beautiful little baby
girl that I just couldn't stay away from and now
I woke up this morning wishing that I did because
I am exhausted. And she wasn't even running around. She
was just chilling, like sitting next to me talking. She's like,
can I play on your phone? I'm like, oh, I

(01:19:20):
don't have games. She goes, I don't want to play games.
I want to play with filters. I'm like, okay, all right,
all right, that's why God gave us the iPad. You
need one of those. All right, Well, look loving you.
You seem great now, you have great energy. So okay,
we need someone who knows their music from ten years ago,
like hits from ten years ago? Can you find them

(01:19:41):
for us? Okay, yeah, I'm on it. All right, excellent, excellent.
Let's go round the room. Let's see what's on your mind. Froggy.
We'll start with you. What are you thinking about today?
I got called out yesterday, and I'm sure this has
happened to somebody else. I was on the phone, I
was paying a bill, and when I was done paying
the bill, they said, here, let me give you your
confirmation number. Write this down. So she starts reading it off,
can't write it down? Who writes down the confirmation number?

(01:20:04):
Then she says, can you read it back to me?
I'm like, oh, she did that, knowing you didn't write
it down. But does anybody write down confirmation number? No?
I will, No, I I have totally email it to me.
I take pictures of it. Snap. Well I couldn't. Well
I couldn't. I had to write it down. Yeah, She's like,
write this down. I don't write down the confirmation nobody died,
very very few people the back of the day before

(01:20:26):
I would write down confirmation numbers. She would go, Okay,
here's your confirmation number A as an Apple four three five,
and I'll go, oh, A four three, not writing anything
right protect but kind of repeat it back under my broth.
I think you should write those confirmation numbers down. They
could come in handy some day. Yes, all right, I
love how she she she gave you a quiz. Read

(01:20:47):
that back to me, Danielle, what's up with you? So
last night we went to Roots Chris Steak House in
the Bergen Town Center in Bergen County, New Jersey. Right,
So we went with friends. But you know that you
go a lot when you're sitting waiting and the waiter
comes out, hey, welcome back. How have you been. I
know so Scott the waiter, he's the nicest guy. We've

(01:21:10):
we go so often that he's like, oh, you don't
need to wait till your whole party gets here, that's
just you come with me. Oh my god, people, but
it is so good. Oh my gosh. If you've never
eaten there, you have to do it, is Danielle. My
whole plate had butter dripping off the side. Oh I know.
The key is cut your steaking and cook it on

(01:21:31):
the plate because it's so hot. Yeah, look at that.
Oh yeah, anyway, now you got me hung your for
a steak? Hey, Gandy, what's up with you? Oh? Man?
I think I'm still recovering this morning from doing something
terrible to myself last night. What'd you do? Was eating
a taco and I put hot sauce on it, and
I must not have realized that I got the hot
sauce on my finger, and my allergies have been raging,
so my eye was itching. I took that hob a

(01:21:53):
narrow covered finger and scratched my eye and when I
tell you, I thought it was on fire. I was like,
oh my god, what do I do? So I go
to my sink and I'm running the actual faucet like over.
My eye wasn't helping, and then I thought I need
to google this. Couldn't see anything because it hurts so bad.
It was watering. It was the worst, maybe seven minutes.
Does milkwork in your eye like it does on your tongue.

(01:22:15):
I didn't even have any The proteins from all dairy
are good for you don't have any dairy like yogurt. No,
I didn't have anything. You must not know my fridge,
but there's like almost no dairy in there. It was
just terrible. I just sat there with my face under
my sink water for as long as I could. You're Indian,
you don't have any penny air in their rigerator. I
do actually have some fine I didn't think, but it
had something spices you on it, probably yeah, all right,

(01:22:35):
all right, yeah, so be careful. Make sure you know
where your fingers. Man. If Dassy is correct, he knows
what he's saying. Hey, scary, what's up with you? Well?
I want to wish a very happy birthday to a
very close friend of mine. In the entire show Ryl
Crowley Turning whatever on Sunday, but she's doing something really
cool and interesting and oh my god, a landmark moment

(01:22:58):
full circle because she's having a party tonight with her
friend Jackie from Barstool at the same venue that she
did two years ago to the night March eleven, twenty twenty,
and that party, and that night was the night that
the that was announced that the pandemic was hitting and
everything closed the next day. So I just want to

(01:23:20):
she's doing it again. She because I'm going to the
same venue and I'm doing the same thing. I'm doing it.
I'm doing it to night. Oh that was that a
great party? Yeah? We were all at that party. Yeah, yes, Yeah,
there you go. She's trying it again. Maybe we shouldn't
allow her to have party. Look what happened last time? Hey,
what's going on there? Producer Sam? Oh, yesterday I spoke

(01:23:40):
about how it feels a little good to be spiteful
till sometimes, and my fiance William accused me of being petty. Well,
last night he went to place an order for pickup
and the guy said, nah, dude, it's too close to closing.
I can't take your order. He knew if he made
it in the restaurant before closing, they would have to
take his order. So see, he sat in his card
for twelve minutes so he could walk in at A
fifty nine and place his order. I know, and he

(01:24:05):
came in. I'm like, how to feel he goes kind
of good. The dude was being an a hole to me. So,
you know what, not always a great idea, but at
least I have some validation. It does feel good sometimes
to be spiteful. Sorry a second time you've said that
this week. It's so true. I'm doubling down. Okay, let's
not hang out with her. Hey, producer, Nate, what's on

(01:24:26):
your mind? Okay, tomorrow is my two week anniversary, and
last night I got to do something for the first time.
I was so excited to do it. We got into
a little argument. It wasn't anything big, but I took
my ring off and I threw it at her. You
know what I've had. That happened a couple of times
with the engagement ring. We would get an arguments and
she would throw the ring at me. And I don't

(01:24:46):
want to be married. I would getting buried. I wouldn't.
So I did it as a joke, and that's mean.
Don't do that like it feels terrible, that's spiteful. Yeah,
but I finally did it for the first time, and
I realized, I don't I ever want to do it again.
Don't do it? Well, you had to learn, yeah, yeah,
an engagement ring is one thing because it's it's not
a binding agreement. This is a little bit farther along

(01:25:10):
the path of exactly And I want to say something
to our girlfriend, Elizabeth Fazzio soon to be a different
last name. Elizabeth my gosh. She was an intern at
the station years ago, and then she came on as
my assistant. She was the best assistant in the world
other than Andrew. She was awesome. She was a great great.

(01:25:34):
See the reason why I called her the best assistant
in the world because after Elizabeth, I had Anthony, who
was the god awful worst assistant in the world. And
Andrew is just right. But anyway, Elizabeth was great. She
worked her ass off and she proved herself to be
one of the smartest people in our company with guts,

(01:25:55):
and she could figure strategy out before anyone else and
she learned it and she has become a superstar at
iHeart and she's getting married this weekend and invited to
the wedding, but I just logically, logistically could not make
it happen. So we love you, Elizabeth, and uh, happy wedding.

(01:26:15):
I think that's so cool. Yeah, all right, sound is
on the way. But first let's get Sydney from Newark,
Delaware on the line nineteen. I believe Hey, Diane, Sydney.
How are you? Hey? How that? What's up? We're doing? Okay?
Are we doing? Okay? Yeah? Um? What what is Brodie saying?

(01:26:37):
Hold on one second? What Anthony was before? You said?
He came after? Yeah, Anthony came out. Can you put
him on? Can you get Brodie on? Push the button? Brodie?
What are you saying? I'm sorry If I'm wrong, I
apologize right, Okay, no, no, all right, I'm sorry I Brodie.

(01:26:58):
Now back to Sydney. Sydney, ten years ago, you were
parting in a frat house. So you know what the
huge hits were ten years ago, don't you? Hope? So?
I don't know. I think partying in frat house would
that would make me forget everything? Might have been too drunk.
And here's the thing, A lot of us are gonna
hear these songs and you're gonna go, whoa that was

(01:27:20):
ten years ago. These were songs that were huge, big
hits ten years ago this year. Are you ready to
put it to the test? I hope? So, all right,
here we go. These are worth ten dollars a piece.
With each one you get correct, you get ten dollars.
With each one you get wrong, you owe us ten dollars.
You guys ready to get you? Guys, we're betting against
you here, Sydney. Here is a big hit ten years ago,

(01:27:43):
song number one? What is that? Somebody that I used
to know? God, we haven't heard that song in a
long time. And then alright, I know, all right. Here

(01:28:05):
is big hit from ten years ago, song number two,
a huge song that was what what was it? Um?
I know it's my fun but I think it's tonight

(01:28:25):
or we are young? We are we are young? What
a great song? All right? Ten years ago? Huge hit?
Song number three. It's crazy. Call me Baby, Call me baby.

(01:28:49):
It's interesting, call me baby. It's interesting that a lot
of these songs from ten years ago we don't play anymore,
but songs from twenty years ago we do. Have you
noticed that? Yeah very much? So? Yeah, that is. It's
a weird cycle. This music goes through all right, you
are thirty dollars up. Let's go for forty with this
next song. That was a hit ten years ago. What

(01:29:17):
could that be called? I'm gonna say we fell in
loving off. Let's play play absolutely that's where little song
he played over and over and over. I never got
tired of it. I'm still not. You're up to forty dollars.
You're doing really well here Sydney. Ten years ago, this
was a huge hit. No fin the bottle, we all

(01:29:38):
get bit and against my road. You gotta break booster
back to minos down hundred soup for my dough. Wow,
what a great song. What was it? Oh? I know it?
The bottle we all get bit and again tomorrow road
you gotta break boosters back to Motown hundred for my dough. Hmmmm.

(01:30:02):
Oh I'm just gonna say no, I don't know it.
That's flow right and wild Ones song. Love that song.
You lost ten dollars, guys, we got ten dollars back.

(01:30:25):
All right, you're down to thirty dollars. Here is huge
hit ten years ago, number six, You don't know Me?
What doesn't kill you? What doesn't killing you makes it stronger?
Cancards all right here is huge hit ten years ago,

(01:30:47):
number seven, and you spend a side time, been away
from day stay with me? I love that song by
one of her favorite bands of all time. What is it? Yeah?
I all the ones you guys love. I don't know.
That's the Wanton and glad you came, make you glad?

(01:31:10):
You and guys have got another ten dollars back at us,
rolling in it, and I love that the wanted is
back together again. You know that? Right? All right, let's
try for forty dollars. Here this is big hit ten

(01:31:32):
years ago, number eight. What song is it? Turn the
Lights Down? Lights? Got it barely, but you did, Ellie Goulding.

(01:31:56):
I love this list, gandhi, thanks for putting this together.
So welcome. And here is big hit ten years ago
number nine. Hmmm starships. That's music ten years ago was fabulous.

(01:32:28):
I wish I remembered that year. And finally you're up
to fifty dollars. I tell you what, if you get
this right, I will double it and give you a
one hundred. If you get it wrong, you always ten
to be down to forty. Here is big hit ten
years ago, song number ten. M beautiful by One Direction.

(01:32:54):
What makes You beautiful episode going. Oh god, those were
all great songs. Sydney, you did it. You you got
one hundred dollars. Thank you for being a partner. I
was really hoping for some two tams or fatty, but
I'll take it. Next round her, No, in another round

(01:33:15):
to roll all right, hold on one second, Sydney, thanks
for listening to us. Send her one hundred dollars diamond.
She's pretty cool. Yes, we gotta take a break. Sound
and Danielle on the way after this. We're watching everything
you text. Someone sends us a text. She and her
husband were making out and he had a gastric disturbance,

(01:33:37):
but he wanted to keep going. No text us message
rates me apply. Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. This
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, tell you what matter
where you are, you should fly into the New York,
New Jersey area to meet with Scary. Look Scary You're

(01:33:58):
gonna be uh in mind of the ways this weekend, Ryan. Yes, Tomorrow, Moorestown,
New Jersey, is celebrating their Saint Patrick's Day with a
parade rain or ice. It will go on and then
afterwards I'll be at the Iron Bar in Morristown as
we celebrate the after party all afternoon with three rooms
of entertainment. Oh wow, three rooms? How cool. So no

(01:34:21):
matter where you are, yeah, Morristown, New Jersey is where
you need to be with scary come snow or ice,
rain or fire, whatever, and you are like an honorary
irishman tomorrow. Oh absolutely, we are all a little bit Irish.
On Saint Patrick's Day is to find something green. I
do not have anything. Um, I don't know. We'll find

(01:34:44):
something because you know what they say if you don't
have green on on St Patrick's Day or during the celebrations,
and you could be pinched. So yeah, yeah, some people
don't know that that old tradition, that old Irish tradition.
I hate it because I would forget all the time
to wear green. I get pinched all day. I feel
like that's a sault it is. Yeah, make sure you'd

(01:35:05):
be careful where you pinched, right, Yeah, don't like like,
don't run up to Nate and grab his crab eyes.
And yeah. With that said, uh, we have sound and
we have Danielle Garrett. What do you have today? All right,
let's talk about some new music that dropped at midnight

(01:35:26):
We'll start with Imagine Dragons. They have a song called
bones paining this entertaining. They always put up music that

(01:35:48):
that that's like a soundtrack to something, whether it be
a car commercial or a movie or a TV show.
So Megan the Stallion do a leipa sweetest Pie sounds
like this, totalaby. I'm like, I'm just give you. There
we go, all right. James Author has a great song.
It's called Losing You and it sounds like this, and

(01:36:19):
he's a nice guy. Great guys too. Jain Smokers have
a song you will probably here in every Apple commercial
for the next year. It's called iPad okay. And then

(01:36:42):
finally you ready to get Rick rolled? So Rick Astley
has a cover song of Gal's abc d E f
you wait, this is Rick Astley. Yes, you and your
mom and your sister and your job and your roll
and you call you and your friends that I don't

(01:37:02):
ever see you again. That's castle. You're never gonna give
you a thank my God, and that's it. Oh, thank you.
You're a good American. Elvis. Are you doing anything tonight? Uh,
I'm not babysitting your kids tonight. Twenty minutes from the house. No, no,

(01:37:25):
I got things to do tonight. I think I'm washing
my hair tonight. Okay tomorrow, yes, yeah, here we go.
What do you have? Let's start off with Jesse Smollett.
He is waking up behind bars this morning. Have the
judge sentence him to one hundred and fifty days in

(01:37:46):
jail thirty months of felony probation. In addition, he was
fine twenty five thousand in order to pay more than
one hundred and twenty thousand restitution. And of course you
know that was related to a hate crime that he
was convicted of staging. And it was a sixth hour
hearing got very dramatic because he made this big announcement
to the court that he was not suicidal. He stood
up and he said, if anything happens to me when

(01:38:08):
I get in there, I didn't do it to myself
and you must all know that. And the judge called
him arrogant, selfish and a narcissist. So yeah, it was
very interesting, let's to say the least. So I told
you yesterday the BTS was allowed to performing Korea, but
COVID protocols are still crazy there so no singing, no standing,
no shouting, but clapping was allowed, and they provided clappers

(01:38:32):
to the fifteen thousand people on hand, these little wooden things.
That is what it sounded like. Hand on hand. It's
not the same. But people were texting and posting all

(01:38:55):
kinds of pictures of their clappers because the clappers went
through hell, like my clapper gave its allnight and they're
all like ruined, but they had a good time. Tinder
is rolling out background checks, which I think is hysterical
that they didn't do this in the first place. But Okay,
they're saying it's not because of the Tinder swindler, even
though a lot of people are saying it is. Tinder

(01:39:16):
says if it does prevent similar things from happening, then
it's all good. They're putting in this program. People have
been asking it for some time and it is finally happening,
so that's good. Told you. The other day, Drake filed
for a restraining order against a woman he claimed had
been stalking him since twenty seventeen. He got the restraining
order yesterday, and it's not just for him. It extends

(01:39:36):
to his son, Adonna's, his mom, his dad. This woman
has been arrested before at Drake's home and she's been
sending him horrible emails, like telling him to put a
bullet through his head. So yeah, she needed to be
taken and given a restraining order, no doubt about it.
A final season Traveler for Better Call Saul is out
got released yesterday. Show returns April eighteenth. They'll be seven episodes,

(01:39:59):
then the last six will return July seventh, and Bloomberg
is reporting that Jeff Bezos was not happy with his
new with how his crotch looked in his Blue Origin jumpsuit,
and he threw a big fit before the space flight.
He said that he didn't like the way his junk looked,
and he flew in his personal tailor so that they

(01:40:21):
could do alternate rations to his junk area and it
would look better in pictures. I got a question, have
you guys ever looked at Jeff bezos junk? No, one
time in my life. Never, I mean space junk. Yeah.
Maybe if it was super prominent in the suit, the
first suit, maybe we would have looked at it. Maybe

(01:40:41):
he's not proud of it. Yeah, can you imagine if
you're the tailor? So, what are you doing this weekend? Oh,
Jeff Bezos is flying me down to Texas so I
can fix his crotch. You know, like it's like it's
a weird conversation. What are we watching? Season premiere of
Charmed RuPaul drag Race. SNL gives you Zoe Kravitz and
Rosalia performing idols on Sunday. The twenty seventh Annual Critics
Choice Award is on as well. And don't forget the

(01:41:02):
Walking Dead, and that is my Danielle Report. Thank you, Danielle.
Let's take a break. We're back after this every morning,
no matter why my Heart Radio, thank you ran in
the morning show. It's scary Jones. The good neighbors at
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(01:41:23):
to state Farm dot com to get a quote. Today, Hey,
I had to drop this on you. As if we
don't have enough challenges in the world and in the universe.
Right now, something new to report. H A mysterious Japanese

(01:41:47):
killing stone containing a demonic soul has cracked open, and
now that demonic soul is now living amongst us Nate. Now,
it's believed that if anyone comes into contact with this
big rock, they will die because the stone continuously has
this poisonous gas defluviating out of it cracks. Please feel

(01:42:12):
free to use. Please look up the word of fluviat
nate googling it. An ancient Japanese killing stone has cracked open,
according to report, and those who believe it contained an
evil demon are panicking. Tell us more gandhi. So they
believe that the demons inside it is what busted it open. Now,

(01:42:34):
of course there are people saying, no, it was probably
whether that did it. But it's called the Sesho Saki,
a famous rock in Nasu, Japan was said to have
imprisoned this nine tailed fox demonis her name was Tamamo Nomay.
So it was found broken in half after nearly a
thousand years. Now they're saying that this devil vixen is
out and about running through the community. God only knows

(01:42:54):
what's going to happen, and people are scared. Thousand years
good God. Yes, I learned the word a fluviat many
many years ago. I think isn't like an It's a
noxious sort of gas or some usually invisible emanation or

(01:43:16):
exhalation as a vapor or gas. Okay, so that could
be better. Good. So yeah, you know this. If you
see photos of this stone, it's open and it has
like smoke coming out of it, and they're saying evil
all sorts of crazy asked evil has escaped and is
now seeping around the world. We're all a part of it. Yikes,

(01:43:37):
tell us more gun? Do you know? On that same note,
a lot of people are worried that with the ice
caps melting and all of these glaciers melting, that there's
all kinds of noxious gases and viruses and things that
have been trapped in there for millions of years that
we are now going to be exposed. Definitely demons, sure, yeah,

(01:43:59):
like ancient backed her It's coming out stuff that we
can't live with. Right, Good God, they escaped. I know.
I learned so much on this show today. Let me
just tell you so much. Oh. I always think about though, though,
you know, we have to tip our hats to archaeologists
who find these things and then have the I don't

(01:44:20):
even know what you would call it, to open up
the ancient tombs and all of this stuff. Like I
know they do gas masks and all this, but you
don't know what you're about to release out of there.
I have seen the Mummy. It's scary. I don't even
want to face what's coming out of my own butt stone.

(01:44:40):
Speaking of the Mummy, if you've never ridden the ride
at Universal, it really is the best. I do love
that ride to Hey. So there was something else we
were gonna bring up here, and then that came out?
What was it? Someone said, oh, we've said, okay, let's
talk about that. What was it? Maybe that was it yea,
And we were going to play he as, We're not.

(01:45:02):
We're not ready to do that quite yet. Thanks for
offering though. Uh oh another situation now, I forgot the
term where someone breaks up with someone and then they
start dating someone else that looks just like their doppelganger banger, yeah,
doppel banger. Yeah. It's just still going on with with Yea.

(01:45:25):
Oh yeah, with his uh his knockoff version of Kim
karda that is really close to she. She looks just
like Kim Kardashian and dresses like her and styles herself
like her. But she's actually she's actually like pose posing
for photos, exact photo setups that Kim Kim Kardashian's been
in right. Do you see the one where she's coming

(01:45:46):
out of the water holding onto her sunglasses. We're in
this bathing suit. She's emulating the entire scene. I mean,
she makes herself look like her on purpose. So you know,
by the way, I refuse to call him. Yeah, I'm
sorry people, Okay, Kanye, his name's Kanye. I'm okay. Well
that's fine, I'm not doing it. Okay, I'll call you

(01:46:07):
when to start calling you? Yell, yes please, they do anyway. Yeah,
that would be very strange to see that happen. Like
you break up with someone, all of a sudden, they're
dating you, right, Well, that's different. The problem is he
can't have the original soul. You know, it's gonna have
the second to be okay with that. I also read,
and I don't know how true this is, but in
the world there are at least seven people who look

(01:46:29):
exactly like you, no surgery, nothing, just the exact same
coding as whatever your face looks like. They're seven of you.
Good God. There's another scary there's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them. People send us in scary
doppelgangers all the time. There's that waiter in Miami, right,
no wata Aruba. Sorry, yeah, there's a waiter in all

(01:46:51):
gaucho in Aruba looks just like Scary Twins. And wasn't
there like a doctor on the subway cards that looked
just like scary There's or was that great tea? That
was doctor Jismore? And that was that was great tea
doctor Jim doctor. And then there's Randall Emmett, the ex
husband of Lalla Khent movie producer guy. They say he

(01:47:13):
looks just like me. Have you ever seen one of these?
And you actually agree, Oh my god, it does look
like me, Yeah, hear me. Yeah, so weird. It looks
like the evil has escaped. Man. Danielle, do you ever
worry about your kids googling you and learning things about

(01:47:36):
you that they shouldn't know? Now, because there's only a
nothing out there that they shouldn't know. It may not
be on Google, but I know if you're thinking, yeah,
I mean, I'm like, like this is it's more of
the pictures that come up. Most of the pictures that
come up when you google me, are me pregnant? Look? Really?
I looked. There are some decent pictures. I mean not many,
but there are some let's see Danielle mon Arrow. Let's

(01:48:00):
not play this guy. I spoke early about earlier about
how McDonald's one of the many corporations who've decided to
pull out of, or at least suspend operations in Russia.
And uh, they're saying now that Putin may reopen McDonald's
in Russia by lifting their trademark restrictions. Say, screw it.

(01:48:21):
If you're not going to serve quarter pounders with cheese
to my people, then we will illegally serve them ourselves. Okay, Damn,
they got really upset. I mean, I didn't know McDonald's
was such a huge thing in Russia. I didn't know.
I didn't either until I saw those people rushing to
stock their fridges full of burgers and whatever else they

(01:48:43):
got over there. True. All right, I'll play a song
for you. You know, for some reason, Danielle has been
including Drake in her Danielle reports every single day this week.
Have you guys noticed that? Ye been there? Can we
recall all the stories? So he's got a restraining order
against somebody, he's selling one of his properties. He's made
more money than they actually originally said he made. I

(01:49:06):
don't know if he's gave some Rando fans ten thousand
bucks at sport. Yea, So he's been doing a lot
of stuff. So I've been doing a lot of thinking
about Drake. I could just listen to this track right here.
It reminds me of I don't know what does it
remind me of? No idea like a sexy version of

(01:49:30):
the Tiki Room. Yeah, I could see that. Excellent. Well good,
I'm glad you brought up Drake all week because it
reminds me of that song. It was on my mind.
I couldn't get that out of there, so smooth. I
liked this video or he's dancing around in that box.
Yeah you're talking about it? Yeah, all right, we gotta
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.

(01:49:52):
Let's move forward. What's going on? All right? Damage continues
to unfold in Ukraine on what is now the sixteenth
day of fighting. Russia has reported bombed an institute with
an experimental nuclear reactor inside, as another air strike actually
hit near a preschool. This all comes as President Zelinski
of Ukraine gave a speech overnight saying that he's worried
Russia may actually launch a chemical weapons attack. Russia called

(01:50:15):
for UN Security Council meetings today after accusing the US
of supporting a bioweapons program in Ukraine. So there's a
lot going on back and forth. We know that spring
break around the country is happening pretty much between now
and mid April. And even though mask mandates are being
lifted in many places, you have to make sure you
keep yours handy if you're traveling because the travel mandate

(01:50:36):
is being extended at least another month. That means anybody
traveling by plane, train, or bus will need to continue
masking up until at least April eighteenths Like I said,
the White House says this will give the CDC time
to work on new guidelines to ease those rules. The
agency already said most people no longer need to cover
up indoors amid falling COVID case numbers across the country.
And finally, your dog might be a little bit depressed,

(01:50:59):
so pay attention. A new survey found that seventy four
percent of dog owners felt that their pup was showing
behaviors related to mental health issues, including depression and anxiety.
These signs do include loss of appetite, loss of interesting activities,
that they usually enjoy and destructive behavior, and they're saying
it's because so many people are heading back into work
now that their pups miss them and are acting out.

(01:51:22):
So get totally seen the pay attention to your dogs.
They love you, they miss you, they want you back,
and those are your three things. I don't know if
you were listening. We had a crazy, I don't know,
some sort of musical fit the other day and we
were going through like ten or fifteen seconds of at
least several dozen nineties dance hits. Did you hear that? Yeah,
it's crazy, and everyone's like, give us the list. I

(01:51:45):
want to create a playlist. We created one for you.
It's simple. Go to iHeartRadio's app and search for Elvis
Durand Dance Playlist and hit play and flyaway. It sounds
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Check it out today. Let's take a break. We're back
after this. I'm driving new work. It's a great today

(01:52:06):
and I always amend a great mood. Let's think to you, guys.
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