The Day We Flushed The Format

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I think Elvis is hilarious on the spot. He always
has something funny to say. Oh my god, hysterical, it's
so funny. They will make me smile. Yeah, oh my gosh, Elvis,
I'm so excited to be on the phone with you
right now. No, no, no, all the excitement is out.
I'm leaving. I'm walking on. I like to hear that

(00:30):
other people have issues too. Hello, hysterical, hysterically I love it.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Sylvis Duran
in the Morning Show? Hi are we on? Yah? Yeah,
we're on? Oh him to be on? We seem to

(00:54):
be on. Where are we on? And everywhere except for
Zee one hundred? I just got I just got words back. Okay,
we're on. Z Thank you, scary, thank you for a yeah? Okay,
you sit down now. Uh day. The only way the
only way I know it's Monday is when my alarm
on my phone goes off. I mean, I don't even
know what day it is. Is Is it is Monday? Right? Yeah?

(01:15):
It is Monday? All right? Why is scary and a
scaris in a tizzy? I can't, I can't scary? Why
are you un a tizzy? Scary? Because why are you
un a tizzy? When we started the show, we weren't
on ze one hundred. But now we are. We're good.
I'll tell you why we weren't on to you one hundred.
Pause Scotty bees and they're eating. And he didn't push
the button. Seriously, he had one job. He had one

(01:39):
job just to turn the switch on. It's like, oh god, anyway, well,
welcome to the day. According to my iPhone, it's Monday.
I don't know is it monday? You're all here, so
I guess it is Monday. Welcome to the day. I
hope you had a great weekend. Come on, we're gonna
flush the format today. I pretty a great day. Let's
let's kind of give it a semi flush. Now give
me some nizzes him we do, come on, scary, Yeah,

(02:01):
welcome to Monday. We survived the weekend. This is how
we do wed It's Friday night and I feel all ride.

(02:25):
The party's here on the west side, so white reached
by my party and I turned it up designated time.
I take the keys in my truck with the shock
because I'm faded. Honey's in the streets, say money you
we made it. It been so good in highd tonight
the summertime, s kurts, I'm my god, ain't the time
I gang bang? I forgot I'm on the time by

(02:47):
you gotta get your groom on before you go get paid.
Been throwing your heads up and let me hit a party,
saying I'm kind of bu's on because come sen Joe
texting like nobodyitas and how we do it? You woll
my neighbors, she got much favor And how we do this,

(03:10):
Let's flip the track in the old school back. How
we do this is how we do when all hands
are in the area and away from from here to thea.
If your real gemacom, I want to be paya. You
see the hoods and good to me and the rest
a lower taste cheat. But now I'm a big chee

(03:30):
because I got the money. When the dollar bill jar
you where I'm from, where I'm from, than you would
know that I kinda get mine in a big black truck.
You can get charles in a six more. Whenever it
is the parties are nowhere, so tip from your luck
and throw your hands up, and then we get the party.

(03:50):
Say I'm kind of bull because how we do it
come sent joke texting like nobodyas how we do? Why
my name? She got straight? Let's slip the back bringing
y'alls go back? No, why sec I'll never come back

(04:25):
on it out? What's upon a time? In ninety four months?
He will make no money? And like show us so
and all they said what six eight he stood and
people thought the mistic that he made was good to
lift the DJ and Paul was his name. He came
up to money. This is what he said and went
out to you're gonna make some gash selemillion records and

(04:46):
we're making the dash come back. So exciting with the
Flush the Format coming up today, give me Everyone was
on social last night telling us what songs he wanted
to today. It's kind of funny. The music people want
to hear during coronavirus is different than the music people
want to hear during non coronavirus. You should see this

(05:07):
list we're putting it together. Have you thought about what
song you want to hear during the Flush the Format
segment today? Danielle Gandhi do you won't play it? Oh?
You know it doesn't matter what Rio by Duran? Duran? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know what we actually did play that. We played
that for you less than a year ago. I do recall, right,
we did, Yes, we did. Maybe this year on your birthday,

(05:28):
we will do it, hopefully your purchase. On a Saturday,
we won't be working. Let's gonna talk to Evan nine
one scary. He's our first caller of the day. Hello Evan,
it is Monday. I don't know if you knew that,
but it is, yes, sir. Good morning, Hello lady, Hello lady.
I'm so excited to talking to you. Guys. I actually

(05:49):
just spoke up for the mere sake of possibly being
able to speak to you. Um, and I'm feeding all
of my crazy animals right now. What do you mean
all your crazy animals? Do you work in a zoo
or do you just have a lot of crazy animals
at the house. You just have a lot of crazy animals.
I saw my chameleon. I have hermit crabs, I have

(06:09):
a gecko, I have two fish, and I have a cat.
That cat, if you're not watching that cat will eat animals. Right. Yeah,
he's uh, he's kind of good friends with the gecko.
He goes and watches them all the time, and he
used to bring him actual cat food and place it
in front of the cage, just old. I know it'd
be nice because he wants he wants the gecko's head

(06:31):
in return. Yeah, yeah, don't ever. Cats want us all day.
Cats want us dead. I think cats invented the coronavirus.
It's just me. I'm just anyway. It's so good to
hear from you, Evan. So after you feed all your animals,
what are you doing? Well, it'll it'll be a day
of working out and eating healthy. I've been letting myself

(06:53):
go with it, which isn't too good. I was eating
an entire pack of bacon and six eggs for breakfast
every morning, So yeah, I decided that's not too good.
All right, So are you doing okay in the lockdown?
I mean, are you working? Are you not working? Or
what are you doing? What's your story? Um? Yeah, no,
I'm not working right now. We're waiting for the non

(07:14):
essential businesses to back open, open, back up. Rather, Um,
I do engraving, like laser engraving, so nameplates and UH
coaster sets and cups and things like that. Well, I
gotta be honest, I find that very essential, don't you guys?
Find engraving? From now? Forward is essential. We've we've determined
that's awesome because if you keep eating like that, someone's

(07:37):
gonna have do engrave a new tombstone for you. Evan.
So well, look, thank you for listening to us. And
you are the first caller of the day. Are you
in your menagerie? I hope you have a great day
and a great week working out and getting back on track.
But we're gonna send you, I guess some scrubs. We have.
These incredible scrubs. I mean, scrubs are definitely are the
excuse me, they are the uniform of the day. All

(07:59):
the superstars are them in the hospitals and stuff. So
we're going to send you these scrubs from Hackensack Meridian.
You're gonna love them. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Well,
thank you, Evan. Hold on one second, okay, all right,
straight and AG's gonna come back on and flirt with you.
So hold on one second, big, let's get into your horoscopes.

(08:20):
I guess you have to do them today. I guess
Dan yelling Gandhi for a chance. Oh okay, all right,
So it is Lizzo's birthday today, it is Patrick Stump's
birthday from Fallout Boys, A happy birthday to them. Capricorn.
Big things are waiting in the wings, and you may
be surprised by this potential new opportunity. Be sure to

(08:40):
keep your mind open to everything in front of your
Your date is a ten Aquarius. A decision you have
been meaning to make requires certainty, so don't doubt yourself.
Trust your gut. Your date is a seven hey Piscis.
Everything feels good in excess in the moment. However, those
same vices lead to unhealthy habits. Challenge yourself to cut
down and go overboard your days and eight Airys. The

(09:02):
past few days may have made you feel a little
bit off center. However, your concentration is key to seeing
the light at the end of the tunnel. Your day
is a nine Taurus. Plan for things one step at
a time. Doing too much can often make you feel
stressed and make things seem impossible. Your day is an
eight gem and I appreciate yourself in the quiet moments
of the day. There's no reason not to treat yourself well.

(09:23):
Your days at ten can't feel optimistic when planning long term,
don't hesitate to speak things into existence. Your days and
nine Leo. You may have an urge to redecorate. Find
out what makes seem old in your living space and
figure out how to make it new. Your day is
an eight. It's me I'm old Burgogo. You may be

(09:46):
looking to change things up. Why not go outside of
your comfort zone? Challenge yourself your days and nine Libra.
If you feel difficulty concentrating, take a break from whatever
project it is you're working on. Don't dwell on what
you can't accomplish. A reset, We'll bring you back to normal.
Your day is a seven, Hey, Scorpio, Try reading, try painting,
Maybe do something creative that connects you with the arts,

(10:07):
connect to something deeper within yourself. Your date is a
nine and Sagittarius. There are a lot of possibilities in
front of you, so don't take the first one that
sounds good. Analyze, assess, and then come up with your
next move. Your day is an eight and those are
your Monday morning horoscopes. All right, are we on or not?
We are on traditional Z one hundred FM, but Serious
XM went to commercial and so did iHeartRadio was one hundred.

(10:30):
Why when they press the button, it triggered it, and
so who's they who's they? Who could be one person?
Scottie pushes the button, what into the news coronavirus support.
It triggered the stream and we can't get we have
to have we been triggered. We've been triggered. Yeah, oh triggered.

(10:52):
All right, we'll get it back together. So I guess
if you're not listening to us now, you don't know
I'm saying this, So it doesn't matter. So if you
move on anyway into the three things we need to know, gandhi,
what's going on? Lots of stuff happening. North Korea's state
run media is relaying a message allegedly from Kim Jong
Oon after we've all seen conflicting reports about his health. Supposedly,
it was a message of thanks to workers building a

(11:14):
tourist zone. Nobody has seen or actually heard from him.
There have been numerous reports that he was in poor
health or dead following a surgery. However, South Korean officials
told CNN that they believe he is alive and well.
Some health officials say that America is just getting started
in the fight against the coronavirus, saying that this is
the big one and we can expect it to hang
around for at least sixteen months, and doctor Deborah Burts

(11:37):
is saying that social distancing needs to continue until at
least summer, if not for the rest of the year.
And finally, any ideas which part of the house is
now seeing more action than ever? It's not the toilet, Yes,
the dining rooms. You are correct. You are doing pretty
much everything at their dining room table, their children's classrooms,

(11:57):
parents workspace, is a place to play games on video, calls, bake,
people are doing exercises at their tables now, so be
nice to your dining room table. It's got a lot
more stress on it now than it did before. And
those are your you know, Nate's banging people on his
dining room table. He would do that in the studio.
Come on, Alvis, I know you should try a bed
for once. It's it's really unique. All right, Um, we

(12:21):
gotta keep going, I guess. So you know what, if
we move forward, we have to do a whole show.
You guys ready for a whole five hours of this? Yeah?
All right, come on, let's have a Monday. This is
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to Elvis Duran Elvis Duran, Hey, it's scary Jones. And
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This is going to be our Pearl Harbor moment, our
nine eleven moment, only it's not going to be localized.
It's going to be happening all over the country. And

(13:04):
I want America to understand that. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Well, I think we understand that. Thank you.
Welcome to the day. We have so much to do today.
We've got a phone tap on the way in about
an hour. Who does the phone tap? Today's scary? I
think it did our group phone tap with all of us,
the entire cast. Really, yeah, oh my god, when do
we do that? I don't even be called people using

(13:26):
gibberish language. Oh I remember that. So that's the phone tap?
Is it a free money phone tap? Straight night? Are
we giving away money today? No? Unfortunately not, Els. I
think we'll have we're out of money. We have money
to really, we have money next week, next week, I
believe we have money. Yeah, well we got money on
the way. We got money, honey. Well, I don't know
what you ate over the weekend. We ate a lot

(13:47):
of fried rice. It was a fried rice weekend ride.
Rice is so easy. Just chop up some leftovers and
throw it in the rice and it's it's fried It's good.
Our concert, our stay at home ball on Friday night?
What a what a show? Huh? I mean, what'd you
guys think about it? Danielle, Oh my gosh. My favorite
part was Jason Derulo, and not because I have a
thing for him anyway, but it was just a close

(14:10):
up of him singing into a microphone. He was singing
and he was tracking it a little bit. It was
obvious and he'll admit it, but it was so cute.
He was so happy and his teeth are beautiful, and
he was so into it and it was just so
it was just just joy and happiness, and it made
me so happy to watch him. He just I wanted
to just hug him. He was just so cute. Would

(14:33):
you love most about the show? I was so impressed
by how our digital team put all of that together
for the first yeah, the first part of that. But
I really enjoyed being inside everybody's home and then judging
their decor. It was great. I realized did the same thing.
I know you did it, so in your mind, who
had the best the best set up in their house.

(14:57):
I don't know. It was tough with some people because
they were like, hold up in a closet and you
couldn't see all of it. But I was really interested
in Charlie Pooth's bedroom or whatever room that was. Maybe
it was a guest versus bedroom or something like, oh
there was like sailor decoration or something strange happening. Yeah.
It's kind of funny because Jake Miller and Charlie Pooth
and I think several others they they're set up in
their bedroom and what they do, as we've heard, is

(15:18):
they will wake up in the middle of the night
in a cold sweat and jump on a bed and
run to the keyboard and start recording stuff. It's wow,
can you imagine living that kind of creative life. Anyway,
we raise a lot of money for Project Cure, and
we just had a lot of fun. And yeah, the
people who did the heavy lifting on that show, I'm
I'm so impressed, so impressed. I mean that that was

(15:39):
a great show. So we'll get into it more later.
I know Garrett has some sound for us to listen
to so we can relive the whole thing. Let's go
talk to producer Sam. Hi, Producer Sam, Welcome back to
the week morning. Hey guys doing We're doing well. I
think we're doing well. I'm speaking for everyone. Yeah, so far,
Straight Night seems to be kind of quiet today. What's
your deal, Straight Nate? I woke up at one and

(16:02):
couldn't get back to sleep, So it's one of those
mornings for me. I am just dragging ass and I
am I just I cannot wait to go take a nap.
Like it's one of those writings. I am so tired
right now. When I was driving, I think I may
have blacked out once or twice. It was just they
didn't but it was just you know how you're so
tired and you just go through your routine and I

(16:24):
just didn't even realize, oh my god, I'm to work
already because you're so tired that you're just your body
takes over. So yeah, I'm tired. I'm sorry, I asked. Okay,
so other than Nate. We're already fighting. Come on, I'm
gonna set you up. How about that? I like, we
do have a flush the format today. I don't know
if you saw the video that Alex and I have

(16:46):
produced and put on social media yesterday, but we're we're
going to flush the format. We're out of costumes, by
the way, We've used all of our costumes. We used
the Santa Claus costumes and now the toilet costume and
now we're out. We're done Party City. I'm gonna go. Yeah,
Producer Sam, let's get into the field. Good. What do

(17:07):
you have? All right? So Barbara to Patchery emailed me
and told me how proud she is of her daughter, Sarah,
which I totally agree with. Right now, so Sarah's in
her twenties and she has a compromised immune system, okay,
because she's a cancer survivor, and she's one of the
people across the country dealing with unemployment right now. Okay,
so she's having a super rough time and she's has

(17:28):
anxieties about leaving her house, which makes a lot of sense. However,
that doesn't stop her from helping out the stray cats
in her community. So Sarah knows that fewer cats are
being rescued right now because people are understaffed and there's
no one to walk around to find these little kiddies
to pick them up. She knows that's going to lead
to more stray kittens, and ultimately that will lead to

(17:48):
more kittens being put down. So every couple of days,
Sarah goes out with her own cages, her own cat food,
and she catches strays, brings them to the vet who
expects her she has them fixed, and then she releases
them back where she found them, because she just does
not want to see this huge influx of stray cats

(18:08):
being put down in however, many months from now. And
I think that is so incredibly selfless of her, and
what an incredible person. So thank you so much, Sarah
for helping apparently the thousands of stray cats in your area.
They have to run rampant where she lives to do
it every couple of days. I love that. So she
should do that too, And I know some people she

(18:29):
should be doing that with as well. Send me their information,
some people who should not be having kids. Well, thank you.
How was your weekend, Sam? It's pretty good. William and
I are prepping ourselves for a Harry Potter trivia night
on Wednesday. And although that might sound fun, we're very competitive,

(18:49):
so I will make it not fun. The only way
to prep for that is just, you know, just be
a geek the movies and then asking each other pressing questions. Okay,
good luck. So you have told Wednesday to study up
on your Harry Potter. Thank you so much. We love you, Sam,
I love you guys. Let's take a break. We'll get
back after this the morning show. So we all agree

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address the idiots out there and you know where you
are you going out? I don't know what you're doing.
You're you're socializing too close. It's it's not good. You're

(21:06):
hurting old people like me. Elvis Duran in the morning.
Oh hey, um, so I'm still on the phone with
a friend of mine yesterday. Kid, you're not he says that.
You know, he's quarantined with his family. He has two kids, wife.
He fakes zoom meetings just to get away from everyone.

(21:27):
Oh my god, I can see it. I can see
it happening. I respect He'll go. He'll go into the
bedroom and close the door and tell everyone to stay
away because he has to do a zoom meeting. He'll
sit in the bed and just open up his laptop
and just stare at it, just to get away from everyone.
There's no zoom meeting going on. He does it three
times a day. What frog, I must confess to something.

(21:50):
So last week one of the dogs had to go
to the vet and taking the dog to the bed
is a hand in the ass. So usually Lisa and
I go together. I told her I had a zoom
meeting with people here in Jack's at two o'clock, so
she had to take the dog to the bed by herself.
It was a giant paint in the ass. I didn't
have a zoom meeting at all. I just she's listening. Yeah,
she's listening right now. No, she's still sleeping. She has

(22:12):
no idea. Oh my god, Daniel's gonna tell her, you know,
Danielle's gonna tell Daniell I thought you were my friend.
So okay, here's the thing. Sometimes you need some time alone.
And I can't imagine what it's like being quarantined with
seventeen dogs and forty five kids and a wife and
a husband or whatever. So yeah, you know what, sometimes

(22:34):
it was like, I need some time alone. I mean,
how many times can you say I gotta go take
a crap, you know? I mean, yeah, that's only gonna
work so long. But if you have a zoom meeting
in quotation marks, yea, yeah, I get it. I get
it from her. I understand. I understand why you did that.
You lied to your wife, told her that we have
one tomorrow at two o'clock because there's something else coming up,

(22:55):
but I don't want to do so right now, we
have a Zoom meeting tomorrow two o'clock. Just so you're aware. Okay,
I'll you've got to call her fast. I'll make sure
she knows. We don't have anything to worrow you. Back
in the day, back when we were living our lives,
you know, free, freely, I would be invited to a
party or be I'd be asked to like host something

(23:18):
or whatever, and I would say, well, no, I can't.
I'm busy that night. And I would go on to
my calendar and say, pretend to be busy tonight. You
can see it my calendar. Pretend to be busy. Oh,
speaking of calendars, tell me if I'm out of my
mind or not. Some friends of ours and I, uh,
we we figured out yesterday that we should go to

(23:39):
Disney World in January. We don't even we don't even
know if it's going to be open in January, right,
so we booked, we booked everything yesterday, we booked everything.
We booked our trip. I need two days off in January,
by well, I don't. I don't know, we don't even
know if they're gonna be open. Hey, straight and eight. Yeah,
we're going to Disney World in January. I need two
days off. Can you work on this, No problem, Melvis

(24:00):
will work on that. I don't even know, and I
told him, I say, you guys know Disney is even
saying they may not even be open in January. They're like,
so we went on to a went on to United's
website and my god, plane's empty. There's a whole plane.
You know what's funny you said that because I was
actually talking to Lisa Froggy's wife, Lisa, and I said,

(24:21):
I need to be in Disney. I said, one of
the first things I need to do when everything clears
is fly to you and we need to do a
girl's two days in Disney. We need to go. So
I don't know what I want to go with you. No, no,
you're not invited, but I'm just saying, so there you
have a Zoom meeting that day. Yeah, two? Is there

(24:45):
anything wrong with I mean, I don't know. I'm like
I said, I I don't even have days off, and
I don't even know what our schedules like, I mean,
we used to have a schedule of days off. I
don't even know what our vacations are going to be
about whatever, But we went ahead and we booked a
trip to Disney. We've we've booked a little apartment and
that's awesome. Like Dennis Rodman last night in the Jordan

(25:06):
Docuse series, in the middle of the season, he goes
to the coach. He goes, I need a vacation. They're
like they were in the middle of the season. It
doesn't matter. I need a vacation. I don't I gotta go.
I need some personal time. What about you, scary? I
was just gonna say that if you time it just
right and they happen to be opening in January, you
can get on everything and it will be freshly sanitized,
because I mean, think of you. You could be one

(25:30):
of the first to experience it coronavirus free. I know truth.
I said, Look, if I don't make it till January,
god forbid. I said, take my ashes, spread me all
over space, mountain, take me. I'm going out coming out
of high water, dead or alive. I'm going to Disney.
I don't care if I have to break the door down,
if they they're not open I'm going if you work

(25:50):
at Disney World, We'll let you know if you're closed
in January. Tough, tough toenails. I'm coming, said mom when
I go. You know, some of my ashes haunted mansion
in Disney World, And she said, Dan, yeah, you do
realize that is against the Catholic religion. Your ashes supposed
to stay together. Okay, Sorry, I think I think the

(26:14):
priest would be okay with you spraying your ashes all
over the haunted mansion. Hey, we got I got good news.
Don't you love good news? Brent Online twenty four has
good news. Let's go to Brent for the good news.
Hi Brent, welcome to Monday. What's going on with you? Hello? Yeah,
I just found out a couple of days ago that

(26:37):
we're pregnant. We are. Yeah, that's awesome. So here's who's
the lucky mother? Um it's um my girlfriend in Sandusky.
Met her back in uh November, I think it was
so you know, sorry, not more? Are you doing? What

(27:02):
are you doing? What are you working? You? What are
you doing? Newspapers? Hey, that's you? That do you do?
You just hit my front door? I heard that, I
heard the thud. Well, congratulations Brent. I mean, were you
guys planning on getting pregnant or is this is a surprise?
Tell me all about it. Um, No, we didn't plan
on it. I mean obviously at this point in time,

(27:22):
you know what's going on. But you know, I mean
I think it was you know, something that we were
gonna you know, potentially you know, uh talk about and
you know, and we'll playing out. I'm sure one kid
right now, so well I know, but now you're about
to have a kid. Congratulations daddy, Good for you? Yeahs

(27:43):
so cool. Are you ready to be called daddy? Because
I get called daddy every day and I think it's
he's ever but for a different reason. Well, look, congratulations
to you guys, Brent. And uh, you know what a
friend of mine, I was talking to Barbara Corkran yesterday
because she's trying to talk us into having kids. That's
another story. And she says, you know what, there's never

(28:04):
a perfect time to have a baby. You just have
one and go for it. And they say, and she said,
it's the best thing in your life. So good for you. Thanks.
All right, Well listen, call us call us in nine
months and we'll talk about We'll talk about your kid.
I can't I can't wait. I'm excited for you. Let
us know. We'll send a gift of some sort, like
a rattle rattle. All right, thank you so much, Brent.

(28:28):
That's so cool. They're having a kid. Come on, Gandhi
get pregnant. Oh no, that's okay. I'm gonna avoid that
at all costs right now. I don't know. I have
a feeling that you're you're trying hard, you're at Yes,
they're definitely practice, that's all it is. Yes, practice what
having sex or pushing things out of your body. Okay,

(28:49):
let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle. Yeah, someone just
reminded us. It's uh. They're saying that Disney does not
want you spreading ashes on their properties. I mean, don't
you remember that story. You actually gave that story to
us like a year ago. Disney's like stopped bringing your
ashes to Disney. Oh yeah, I think getting a lot
of trouble if they do it. Doesn't mean people don't
want to do it, but they will. Yeah, you're in

(29:11):
a lot of How do they know? I mean, you
just drop ashes? How do you know they don't know? Yeah,
I didn't go to jail though if you're caught doing it.
So it's not a good thing. You're not supposed to
do that, So why not? What do you mean to
legal to spread your ashes and any Oh? Yeah, of
course it's littering. What they know? I don't know, but
don't do it. We're just kidding around. We're being funny.

(29:33):
That's so it's not serious. Okay. Forbes has finally declared
Kanye West a billionaire, and guess what. The guy's not happy.
Why because he said they underestimated his worth. They said
he's no, but they said his work at one point
three billion. He says, oh no, I'm worth three point
three billion. Guys, I mean, come on, so oh they're
off by two billion, They're off by a lot. Jay

(29:57):
Culler and Kristin Cavalary are done. I'm a lot of
people were said, I cannot believe how many people over
the weekend were taken to Instagram and saying how said
they were because they were together for ten years? Who
and now they're yeah? And Jay Cutler all right, no offense.
You've done two stories. You've done two stories that just

(30:18):
who cares a lot of people cared about that. A
lot of people took the social over the weekend. They
were really, who cares about Kanye being a billionaire? Kanye
cares and Kim cares. Whatever. Kristen, Oh my gosh, did
you watch the video of Kristen Bell and Dak Shepherd
over the weekend that she posted? Oh my gosh, that
was weird. So Dak Shepherd had to pull a pin

(30:41):
out of his broken hand because obviously you're not going
to the doctor right now. So the doctor talked him
through pulling the pin from his hand after the surgery,
and he did it himself, and the whole time I'm
sitting there, I'm like, oh, but it was easy. He
just pulled it right out and he got it out
for album. Could you do that, Danielle, No, somebody would

(31:04):
have to do it for me. Somebody would have to
do it for me. I couldn't do it. I could
not do it. YouTuber David Dobrik. It gave fans affected
by COVID nineteen so many cool things this past weekend, iPads,
ps four's, xboxes, Frisbees, money taped to the bottom of things,
new cars, checks, and of course he did the social distancing.

(31:24):
So in case you were wondering he did. But this
guy is always giving away so many things, so much money,
He does so much good, So it was really really cool.
He did some T shirt cannon stuff with checks attached
to it. It was really awesome. Uh, you know, you
guys know you want a frisbee. You guys know the
Jonas brothers. Uh, they're They're more happy. Their happiness continues.

(31:46):
Their concert film came out right, so it debuted on
Amazon Prime. So a lot of fans were doing the
Zoom virtual watch parties over the weekend. So the guys
crashed the virtual watch parties because a lot of them
weren't rooms, so they the boys just showed up, and
fans were freaking out because all of a sudden, you're
watching and there's Nick. Nick Jonas shows up to your

(32:09):
watch party. Pretty cool, right, Pretty cool. I would have
freaked out a little bit, just a little bit. I
would have forget if Joe Jonas broke in. You know what,
when I'm doing when I'm online on the house party,
I leave the door unlocked just in case the Jonas
brothers are stopping by. You never know. American Idol, their
first live show was yesterday, and I don't know if
you watched it. I watched a little bit of it.
It was interesting because they gave each singer three iPhones.

(32:34):
They had to fill multiple angles. They gave them a
professional microphone. They gave them lighting kits because they kind
of had to make their I guess wherever they were
broadcasting from look like a professional studio as much as
they could. And these are kids that have never done
this before, so it's like interesting to see how they
did it. So it actually worked out. Okay, Hands at Night,

(32:55):
didn't you see that Ryan Seat Chris actually had the
original set the desk from American Idol in his garage. Yeah,
he had the desk that Randy and um Paula and
m Simon used. He I don't know why he had it.
He must have. It must have been he must have
gotten the desk somehow and that's what he's using now.
And Fortnite had its best night ever because of that

(33:17):
Travis Scott concert. I know my house was going crazy
because of this. Twelve point three million players participated in that.
People loved it all right. Tonight The Bachelor Listen to
your Heart, You've Got the Voice song land Her is
on there. The Mindy Kaling Show is on Netflix Outer Banks.
Over the weekend, I was watching that, still loving that. Okay,

(33:39):
have you seen Too Hot to Handle? On Netflix? This
show is so okay, it's Gandhi. It is so bad.
But it's that bad that I cannot stop watching it.
Really so, it's one of those shows where they put
all these hot people on an island and they basically
tell them, after being there for twelve hours, you can't

(34:01):
have sex with each other. The only way you're gonna
win money is if you don't have sex with each other.
They're so stupid and they's they're just so, they're just idiots,
and it's just hysterical to watch. I cannot stop watching it.
I was reading yesterday. They don't even let them drink
a lot. They're not letting them get drunk. They're like,

(34:22):
you have to stay away from each other. You can't
touch each other, even though you're hot, and you can't
drink and you can't touch, you can't kiss, you can't
touch yourself either. If you touch yourself, then yeah, they
deduct money. It's it's just it's crazy. Also over the weekend,
a lot of people were watching Parasite on Hulu and
Extraction on Netflix. I'm also hearing All American on Netflix

(34:42):
is good. So if anybody has watched that, let us
know if you liked it. And that is my Danielle report.
Thank you, Danielle. All right, Uh, do you have any
guests today? I think Bobby Brown is going to come
on today. But there's a reason she actually challenged me
on that challenge thing, Danielle. Oh, y'all in challenge. Yeah,
they all end challenge. They put up or shut up challenge.

(35:02):
So I don't know what we can get. We have
to find something extravagant to impressive to put up on
that things. I don't know what we can do. She's
she's calling with some suggestions. You know how much they've
raised already, almost twenty one million dollars. Well then they
don't need us, Yes they do. Okay, well we'll do it.
So other than that, do we have any guests coming

(35:24):
up this week? Straight night? Is it just another yet?
Is there someone you're working on? We have some irons
in the fire. Oh translation, No, there's no one coming.
I mean, we had what fifty two guests on our
concert Friday night? That was just amazing. Did you know
that we looked at all the numbers, and this is

(35:44):
kind of mind blowing. We looked at all the numbers,
all the people that were texting and hashtagging and watching
the show and sending videos of from their favorite performers
on our show to each other. We had over a
billion impressions worldwide on social media from our concert Friday night.
A billion and that was as of two days ago.

(36:05):
And so people are still watching the videos from their
favorite artists that we're on our stay at home ball
Friday Night. So go online, hashtag us give us some
another billion. That was crazy. Anyway, we got to take
a break. Nate's yelling at me. Oh why are you?
Why are you yelling? Right? All right, we gotta take

(36:26):
a break. We'll be back after this. Every single morning,
I absolutely Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. CBS Pharmacy
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(36:46):
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah, we're doing it
again today. It's the Bonus Hour at ten o'clock East
Coast time. We're on Z one hundred New York, and
you can listen to us online or if you're on radio,
you can hear us. We're listening to radio in New York.
You can hear us on ZE one hundred. We're still

(37:07):
talking about Friday Nights Stay at Home Ball and I
agree with what Scary just said. While the song was planned,
I can't believe that we that we pull that off.
It's pretty crazy. I was in wonderment and I couldn't
believe it. And I said, Elvis, you know, I was
never have been more of a proud member of this
show and this team than I was on Friday Night.

(37:28):
I'm saying, like it was so proud. It was such
a cool, shining moment for us. What do you think, Froggy?
Did you like the show Friday Night? I did? And
I called you on Saturday. Do you remember what I
said to you when you answered the phone? What I said?
You know, Elvis, it really is remarkable how you have
surrounded yourself with people who can put such amazing things
on and we do this, And then thank you for
letting me hang around and be a part of this

(37:49):
as well well. Truth be told that an entire three
hour show. We just kind of we did a video
or two and they played us on the show. But
the heavy lifting was done by god, you know, Andrew
and Stephen Levine and Diamond and Tony and Ali I
mean in their teams. I mean they did everything and

(38:13):
no one, no one got paid to do this, and
no one made any money off that. It was just
an act of love and you know, let's put on
a show in the bar. And it turned out to
be such a huge thing with over a billion impressions
worldwide on social media. We had I think close to
three hundred thousand people watching it. It was really, this
is our show. Yeah, I don't know, I'm I don't know.

(38:38):
I thought we'd all get fired today, gon be honest.
Oh it's good. Well I know, but you know, yeah, anyway,
that's a long story. Uh well, we do have one
casualty from Friday nights to stay at home Ball, and
that's Brody. Is Brody on the phone? Yeah, Hey Brody, Yeah, Brody,
Sorry about that. You know, Brody had his moment dashed.

(39:02):
I mean, I think there was a problem with the
internets and we didn't see you on the show Friday night,
and sorry about that. Oh well, you know, the concert
was one hundred and sixty four minutes long and only
one minute was screwed up, and it was my minute.
Blame Jewel, Brodie, blame Jewel. It's all Joe. You know what,

(39:23):
when when my computer froze, I switched to YouTube on
my smart TV. Then that froze, I thought, okay, so
I switched to my firestick and that didn't work. Then
I switched to the data on my phone, figuring it
was the Wi Fi in my house, only to find
out it was it was global. But you know what,
as I said, the Internet crashed because people wanted to
see Brodie and Scary. So yeah, they were all tuning

(39:46):
in just to see you knuckleheads, and therefore the whole
show went down the tubes anyway, that's right, yeah. But
other than that, it was a what a great night.
I mean, we were we were all texting each other
during the entire three hours and we I was having
fun because we were making fun of people. Nothing that
would be repeated today, but it was everyone who showed up,

(40:07):
every artist who did that show. I'm I'm so grateful.
I'm so grateful for all of it, but I did
miss you on the show, Brodie. We missed you. Thank you, Elvis.
I think the video is up at Alvis rand Show
on Instagram so you can see what you missed. Yeah, Brady,
I did go see what I missed. And I'm loving
the beard, you know. I love when you grow beard.
I think it looks well you like me in a

(40:29):
beard or glasses, So one of these days I'll have
to have both. But the beard is long gone now.
Oh all right, Well, we love you, Brodie. Any thoughts
of from your weekend you want to talk about anything
before we put you back on hold. Yeah. I just
want to give a shout out to the guy at
King's Grocery store who was a customer who was kind
enough to wear his mask on his chin rather than

(40:51):
his face. So thank you to him. Why did he
do that? That's my point. Everybody else was protective and
gloves and masks, and he's walking around with his mouth
exposed with the mask on his chin. So I just
want to give him a shout out. If he's still alive,
I supant to say hide him this morning. Okay, okay, thanks.

(41:12):
I did see a guy the other day in a store.
He had a mask on and when he went to
go talk to somebody pulled it down. I'm like, you know,
you're completely defeating the purpose. You gotta put the mask
over your face when you talk. Speaking of shaving. By
the way, well all the guys on the show we
did it something for Deanna who put a video together
of us shaving. So I think that's Oh where is it?
I want to see it. I don't know it. It's

(41:35):
gonna be posted. Sometimes say hey, straight Nate, when are
we posting our shaving video? I think it's today, pretty sure, Okay,
during prime posting hours. Isn't that funny? We get so excited.
Hey everyone, we're gonna post our video of us shaving. Yeah,
I can't wait. This is and we're all like, oh,
I need to see it. Yeah time, man, we did

(41:57):
a video of a shaving. This is gonna get rights. Anyway,
that's happening today. We love you, Brody back on, hold
there you have. Let's see. People are texting in ideas
for our challenge. The thing we can sell whatever we
can sell online and make some make some money for
a great charity. Right, so on, we should fly the

(42:18):
winner to Disney World and we hang out with him
at Disney World for a day or two. Yeah, awesome,
that could be awesome. Let's, uh, what do we need
to do. Let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi. We've got a phone tap on
the way translation, got to take Max for a walk.
He's gotta go pee anyway, what do you have going on? Gandhi?

(42:40):
All right? Today is the day more than half a
dozen states are beginning to reopen, So from industrial manufacturing
to retail businesses, some beaches, depending on your state, you
might now have access to those things. Doctor Deborah Burkes
wants us to remember that social distancing guidelines are important.
You should continue to follow along and they should maybe

(43:00):
remain intact until summer, if not the end of the year. Obviously,
all of this information changes daily, so we'll keep you
up to date as it goes. Nancy Pelosi says Congress
will provide more money for state and local governments as
they deal with the effects of the coronavirus. She is
urging people waiting on that money to remain calm as
the money will be on the way, but due to
the amount of businesses who have applied, it could take

(43:20):
a while. And finally, I don't know if you guys
saw this, but the mayor of a southern Texas town
is in a little bit of trouble today. She got
busted for violating her own stay at home order, a
photo service on social media of Beaumont Mayor Becky Ames
at her nail salon this past weekend. It was closed,
but somehow she still got in there. The incident has
led to an investigation by the district attorney, and the

(43:42):
picture shows her wearing a face mask, so she was
being kind of responsible while seated at a table with
her hands and a bowl of water. She did issue
an apology, calling it a lapse in judgment, but people
are skewering her for that today. And those are your
three things I know. Thank you, Gandi. A quick call
from doctor Gina online one doctor Gina, how are you today?

(44:03):
And what kind of doctor are you? And where are
you doing your doctoring? Hi? I'm good. I am a
hospital medicine doctor in Pennsylvania, so I am dealing with
COVID patients every day and I just wanted to say
thank you for the stay at home ball. Before my shift,
I was able to catch some of the performances, and
I saw alex Iono perform and he had his sisters

(44:24):
with him and one of them was holding her baby.
And I don't know if anybody caught onto that, but
I'm a mom. I'm also working on the front lines,
and I have a one year old, almost one year old,
and a three year old, and it was just really
sweet to see him there with his sister holding her baby,
singing and the song was actually really touching too. It
was great alex Iono. I don't know if you're if

(44:46):
you've heard of him, A lot of people have. He's
got a huge, huge fan base in his music is amazing.
But yeah, if you didn't see him on the Stay
at Home Ball that doctor Gina is talking about, his
sisters sang backup in their own homes. One sister had
the babe and another sister had her cat dancing. You know,
I was amazed the baby was asleep the whole time
she was singing, and I'm like, how is this baby

(45:09):
sleeping through this whole thing? The baby stayed to sleep.
It was crazy. Well, my mom used to get me
drunk as a baby and I would sleep right on
through when mom performed. Anyway, but doctor Gina, thank you
so much for everything you're doing. At the same time
you're being a mom and I know what, I know
that's like six months ago, you never ever would have
guessed this was this was your your time to work

(45:31):
your ass off in your life. But you know what,
thank you. Thank you to everyone at the hospital to
tell them, we said, thanks, okay, you're very welcome, and no,
we wouldn't have thought it six months ago. But you
know what, we'll get through it. We'll all get through
it together. You know, people keep referring us to us
as the heroes, but there's a lot of heroes out there,
and you know we all have our part in this.
So thanks to everyone, the essential workers out there, and

(45:51):
to you guys because like I said, you really made
my night that night. Well, Gina, thank you. It's so
nice to knowing you're listening to us. Have a beautiful
day and stay safe. Okay, true, thanks a lot. By
the way, if you want to watch the Stay at
Home ball, Gandhi is reminding us it's is it on
our YouTube channel? Where is it? It's living somewhere. I
don't know. I'm hoping that's where it is, because there
were parts I missed that I got up and walked away,

(46:13):
and I want to catch it again, so I thought
it would still be up at our YouTube channel. I'm
trying to find that out right now. Well, I think, Froggy,
do you know where it is? I do not, but
I know. My favorite part of the show was, and
I don't know why. I'm still so surprised at technology
and what we're able to pull off, but the Train performance.
If you did not see the Train perform, yeah, the
five of them are all in different places and they

(46:34):
kind of go through and then during the hook of
the song when they were doing calling All Angels, they're
all together on the screen. It was absolutely amazing. I
thought the Train performance was unbelievable. Hey do we have that?
Do we have the whole performance? We'll play it. I'm
more sure I'll play it the trainorm we find I
know that Garrett's pulling a lot of sound from the

(46:56):
Friday show, but there were a lot of surprises on
that show. And I tell you, every single artist that
showed up for our show, I will always I will
always be here for them. There I said it. I
actually had a lot of new artists. We were just
just now discovering on the show as well, and incredible
they did that for us. We got to be there
for them, all right. Uh, let's take a break. Your

(47:18):
phone tap coming up next the radioap and here everything
you missed. Demand music before I listen to you guys. Yeah,
show build mysel Durant, the Elvis durand phone tap. You
know what, We're going back to the route to the
phone tap today. A phone tap merely is what we've

(47:39):
all we most of us have been doing all our lives.
When we were kids, we used to crank call people,
and so we thought today we would take phone taps
all the way back to the beginning of time. The
origin of the phone tap is simply described as, you know,
calling a grocery store asking them if they have chickens

(48:00):
eat yeah, or do you have olive oil in a bottle?
Olive o on a bottle? Call her off? If is
getting pissed college, So I would ask ask them if
the refrigerator's running, you better catching That's really those are
the Those are the beginnings of the phone tap. So
we thought today's phone tap, we'd go back to the
very beginning. It's a phone tap. Tag team, We're gonna

(48:28):
start out with froggy just calling someone at random and
just acting the fool. Hello, all right, I can't lame Nick,
all right, excuse me? Hello? No, no, no, you're good dude.
You're doing down dud, good dude, Jim jam it. I'm

(48:48):
not understanding you. What did you just say going down
in the gym or gander down going damn it? Wait,
you're gonna have to speak a little more clearly, slowly too. Okay,
so this is stupid. All right, understood what he was saying.

(49:11):
And then let's see Garrett decided to have some fun. Hi,
this is me. How can I help you? Excuse me?
Don't you do? You want to order something out? Oh?
I'm hearing is the d I can't understand when thank?

(49:39):
You have to deal with this here? I think listen, Um,
this is a business line. And if you call this
number with your stupid prank call, I don't know. I
don't know who you are doing. My husband is a copy.
You run this number and put you in jail so
you can and this call and not call her establishment again.

(50:03):
All right, there's Garrett. Oh my gosh, he sounds like Baker.
This is so stupid, but it continues, and I was
scary making a phone call. Hello, it is Hi? Hello?
Did you give it calling? I'm sorry, I can't really

(50:28):
understand you, nig Maybe you're gonna try and call him Jack?
Do you know you could game? Yeah? Yeah, go back?
Yeah yeah, some other? Who are you looking for? You

(50:51):
have the wrong number. You should check the number that
you're calling and not call my number. Okay, do it? Three?
Got through? Mm hmm. I know that's not my number.
That's not my number. Don't call my number. Okay, come on,

(51:12):
you gotta get a translator or something. Man, I can't
understand the word that you're saying. Okay, listen one God,
you don't hang up. I'm gonna find out where this
number is calling from. And I'm gonna come there. I'm
gonna smash that phone, all right, and uh so, here

(51:32):
come Danielle and Brody to make a phone call together.
Let's listen to see what Hello? And I'm sorry, I
think you might have the wrong number. No, no, no, no,
no no. Do you speak English? No? No, no, English?

(51:55):
Who Papa say? Lord? No? No no, But I don't.
I don't. I don't know what language that is. I
always think English just the look, oh, don't know at me?
What I don't I don't know what you're saying. I
don't know what don't but I don't know what you're saying.

(52:17):
I sall gombata and look at this. Okay, you know what.
I don't understand you. Please heliack hello and let no
it's sick. Okay, I told you that I don't understand
your language. Please don't call me back. I don't know
what you're saying. Don't yell at me. What is your problem?

(52:43):
You called me, I don't know what you're No, say yourself.
I don't know what I mean. I don't know what
you're saying. Problem. Why are you at me? Nica variously?

(53:09):
I don't is that even a language. I don't know
what you're saying. And none of that makes sense. I
have to know. Have an idea for a phone tab.
Go to Elvis Duran dot com, click on the phone
tap tab, tell us what you want to do. This
phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all party
sties Elvis durand phone Tab. We're on Elvis Duran in

(53:33):
the Morning show. I don't know. I don't know if
I like that phone tap or I hate that phone tap.
It's like somewhere in the middle, it's a little an
I don't know. It was a lot annoying. Annoying. Yeah,
people are texting in I love this phone tap. Then
the next text I hate this phone tap. Like I'm
I agree with both of you. Anyway, Everyone working on
the front lines. If you're a nurse, if you're a doctor,

(53:57):
if you're you're doing construction, you're essential. Everyone's essential. Even
if you're stay at home, you're essential because you're listening
to us. Thank you, We appreciate it. By the way,
the reason why the entire behind the scenes, by the way,
the entire Stay at Home Ball is not up to
watch is because a lot of these artists said, you
can play us doing this song one time, and we're like, okay,

(54:19):
oh okay. But there are some some songs from these
Stay at Home Ball that are up on our instagram,
So you can go to our instagram elvisdren Show. I
believe you'd see some of them, including the train song,
which totally blew us all away. I'm gonna play that
for you in a few minutes as well. All right, Daniel,
let's get into your report. What do you have going on.

(54:39):
So Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are expecting a baby together.
It is her first his second, so congratulations to them.
Post Malone did the Little Nirvana tribute over the weekend.
He raised two point eight million dollars for COVID nineteen.
So that was pretty cool. SNL oh scary. Here's an
SNL clip, Cyrus, can you put that in while I

(55:01):
talk about her? So? SNL was live over the weekend
their second live show. Pink floyd Um was what Miley
Cyrus did. She was the surprise performer and she did
a little wish you were here. Here's what it sounded like. Oh, oh,
I wish you would be with us two Lossle swimming

(55:27):
in a fishbol Year Rob Year, running over the same
old ground and how we back the same old beer.
Oh the shoe, Yeah, pretty cool. She sounded awful. Taylor

(55:49):
Swift isn't quarantine like everyone else. But you know what
I was thinking, A lot of the celebrities like Taylor
Swift who are constantly on the go, you know, the downtime,
they just love it, and she is one of them.
She says, you know, she's not complaining like a lot
of the celebrities who were in their mansions complaining. She says,
I love spending a full evening cooking a meal, sipping

(56:11):
a glass of wine and listening to old music, So
you know there's a downtime for them. Yeah. Kelly Clarkson
turned thirty eight on Friday, and she said she had
a really tough week. She said, but the sweet message
that her husband and her kids made for her telling
her how much they loved her. She actually posted it
for everybody to see if you went to her social
just made her entire week. Made her smile. And you

(56:34):
know everybody has a tough week every now and then,
so I'm glad it made her smile. Selena Gomez got
a little smile from two nurses who did a video
on TikTok dancing to her song boyfriend, so that made
her get a little happiness. Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards will
be happening May second. It's the first remotely produced awards show.
Victoria Justice will be your host, Arianna Grande, Btshawn Mendez,

(56:57):
Little Nazx, Dwayne Johnson, they will all be on hand
to make that happen. Blake Lythely and Ryan Reynolds, did
you see them over the weekend, So she posts a
picture of his tiny little ponytails. It's like the ten
ten tw the ponytail, basically making fun of his hair
and telling fans, I dare you to forget this every
time you see him for the rest of eternity, because

(57:20):
you know how much everybody thinks he is so hot.
And then he basically went back at her and said
that this is a new form of birth control because
you look at it him like, yeah, I'm not gonna
be doing that. Um, look, you don't mess with the
boys from BTS. You don't mess with the BTS Army.
You just don't do it. Ever, well, you're gonna lose.
You're gonna lose that battle. BTS Army will defeat you

(57:42):
every time. So over the weekend, YouTuber Shallon Lester Yeah
said some really mean stuff about our boys from BTS.
She held up a poster of them and said, oh
look the women of BTS and then made fun of
their hairstyles, said how can you tell them apart and
blah blah blah. Well army of course when crazy, So

(58:08):
she has deleted it. She deleted you know, she realized
and said, Look, I shouldn't have done it. I shouldn't
have posted this. First of all, why are you saying
anything mean about anybody in the first place? Why Why
would you post something stupid like that? So I don't know.
Gandy was making fun of Mony Cyrus and show us
and anyway heard it. Let's talk about Demi Lavano. They

(58:32):
did a virtual reunion over the weekend of Sunny with
a Chance, which is her show that she was in
a while ago. She opened up about her time in rehab,
her eating disorder, how she was feeling on the set.
It was a very interesting reunion. So if you get
a chance to see that, you definitely should television. You've
got The Bachelor listened to your heart. The voice song
Land has her Tonight. Mindy Kaling's new song is out.

(58:54):
If you want to catch something that you're is horrible,
but you're not going to be able to stop watching
on Netflix too hot to handle. It's just such a
train wreck Hulu. People are loving Parasite and Extraction. People
are loving that on Netflix. And that's my Daniel report.
Thank you, Daniel. You know I just got this text
from Barbara Corkran, who we spend a little time with
her on the phone yesterday. She's she's such a good friend.

(59:17):
She quotes Anne Frank. Listen to this quote. What a
wonderful thought it is that some of the best days
of our lives haven't even happened yet. Isn't it great? Yeah,
you can put your head back on straight. I like that. Yeah,
thank you, Barbara. It's good to hearing from you, and
I always good to hear from Anne Frank. Let's go
talk to Alyssa Line twenty four, a nurse on her

(59:37):
way to work her first shift of the day. I mean,
I mean, how many shifts a day? Or do you
work a Lissa? Are you working every day? I am
working every day? Wow? Where are you nursing? Where are
you doing your work in Tamaracks, Florida? Well, listen, thank you.
I know you're about to walk through those doors. I mean,
you know, once you walk in there, there's no turning back.

(59:58):
You're in. Yes, you're right. And it's my birthday today, Elvis. Oh,
happy birthday. I hope that. I hope all your friends
at at the hospital are gonna take good care of
you and look out for you on your birthday. Thank
you so much. So, what are you saying, what's what's
the latest from your perspective, Alyssa, You know, I think

(01:00:22):
things are starting to look up, and I think that's
the way we all have to look at it. It's
gonna turn around and everybody is gonna you know, we're
gonna prosper and it's gonna go well. Okay, So I
wasn't a little premature in booking my Walt Disney World
trip for January, because come on, come to Disney. Okay,
you've got to remind them to open that day if

(01:00:43):
you would. Yeah, okay, I'll listen. Happy birthday. And you're
doing God. You're doing God's work, and we appreciate it
very much. You tell everyone and we said hi, and
we're supporting you. We're backing you up. Okay, thank you
so much. All right, thank you, thanks for listening to us.
I don't know, so I asked Scary, what time should
we take a break? He said at forty one? Forty

(01:01:03):
one is the time? Yep, I know we all agree. No, no, no, no, straight.
Nate's already in there telling us to wrap up. I
don't understand fight because it's forty one. It's forty one. No,
I see forty. Oh, now it's forty one. Yeah, now
it's forty one. Funny how times you at forty to
wrap up in forty one. Maybe he'll get you to
wrap up by like forty five. Yeah, all right, let's

(01:01:25):
go around. Let's go around the room real quick. Here
we go, well, Gandhia, let me get some music on
here for you. Let's go around the world. Let's take
our sweet time because we're gonna flush the format today.
We're gonna talk to our friend Bobby Brown because we
have a challenge that she's challenging us to do, and
we've got things to do. All right, we'll start with you, Gandhi.
What's on your mind? Oh? I'm glad we get to

(01:01:47):
take our time because I have two things I wanted
to say. It's a big day for me. Number one,
Happy birthday mommy, Gandhi. It's her birthday and I love
her and I wish I could give you a hug,
but I can't, So keep your eyes open for a
package coming from my sister and I. And then this
second one is happy one year anniversary to my boyfriend Brandon,
who's asleep and probably hating my voice right now, but

(01:02:07):
it's been a year. Happy anniversary. Oh my god, it's
been a year. Can you believe it? I just met
each other, isn't it freaking I know we met each
other one hundred years ago, but yeah, it's been a year.
We'veen dating now. Happy anniversary, you two love bugs. Happy anniversary, babe.
That the hairy beast these days too. I love him,

(01:02:32):
Harry Scary. What's on your mind today? Have you guys
seen the tales of the twenty twenty US quarter? It's
a bat a bat? There are two bats on the quarter.
This is this is no joke. You could google this.
The twenty twenty US talk about unfortunate timing and maybe

(01:02:52):
it was too late when they went to mint to
press with it. But they got to recall that because
it's gonna be dead luck in my pocket of bats,
not twenty twenty US quarter. The tales. Now, you know what,
we should not start bat hating simoon fruit bats. That
they're two of them. That's are a great animal. Oh
they're cute, they are. But they're on the quarter. How
random is that in this year? Or you're really freaking out, Yeah,

(01:03:18):
you're freaking it over bats on a quarter in the
pandemic in twenty twenty. Oh my god, it's crazy. I'm
just saying, fine blown. All right, let's take a break
while we try to put Scary's mind back together. Bobby
Brown has has a challenge for us. We're gonna talk
to her coming up after this show. Hey, guys, it's froggy.

(01:03:42):
We all know bedtime can be a battle for both
you and your kids. For instance, my son used to
struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's Pears's
Kids Melotone and gummies to help them fall asleep. Naturally,
Fine Pears's Kids in stores near you. I think Elvis
is hilarious on the spot. He always has something funny

(01:04:03):
to say. Oh my god, hysterical, It's so funny. They
will make me smile. Yeah, Oh my gosh, Elvis, I'm
so excited to be on the phone with you right now. No, no, no,
all the excitement is out. I'm leaving. I'm walking away.

(01:04:24):
I like to hear that other people have issues too. Hello, hysterical,
hysterically I love it. Stick that in your pipe and
tell Sylvis Duran in the morning show. As I read
over the weekend lockdown can go three ways You'll either
come out a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk, which

(01:04:44):
is most likely for you. We'll think about it. We've
got lots to cover here. Which one drunk or chunk,
A chunky dunk, drunky chunkyp is anyone on the show
coming out of hunk? Who's working out? Froggy, You're working
out more, work out so much more. Yesterday I ran

(01:05:05):
eight miles and red and rode an exercise bike for
about nine miles. Look at you, So you're gonna come
out a hunk. I'm that far. I'll just be in shape. Actually,
I actually I went into this thing a drunk, so
what okay? But now I'm becoming a little bit of
a chunk. Bobby Brown is going to be on the line.
It's just a second to challenge us the all end challenge.

(01:05:26):
She was challenged and therefore she's now putting the challenge
on our heads. And when I first saw that, I
was like, oh, no, what are we gonna do? I
think we have some ideas anyway, Uh also, what else
are we doing? Oh? We have to flush the format.
You saw the video that we posted with alex as
the dressed as a toilet yesterday yeah, which yes I did.

(01:05:48):
We're out of costume, um, so think about what you
want to hear. I would think about what song you
want to hear. You can text us now at fifty
five one hundred because you never know when we're gonna
start this thing. All right, let's go talk to Bobby
Brown Line for Scary. Good morning, Bobby Brown, welcome to
the show. Good morning, Elvis and all my buddies for
wherever you are, miss you all. We're everywhere, We're everywhere.

(01:06:11):
How are you doing so far with your your lockdown?
You seem to be okay on social media, but how
are you really doing well? You know? My biggest problem is, um,
I get bored really easily. So I've been doing a lot.
I haven't yet meditated, but I did get the apps.
I downloaded the app, so that's a start. Yeah, no,
I mean it's start as long as you have the

(01:06:32):
app download. It's the same as you know what, I
really want to order a bunch of books. I'm not
going to read them, but I've got to feel like
I'm smarter because I have them, and I've been putting.
I've been mixing my green juice into my cheetos and
last night, I started measuring the teetos instead of just
pouring it in. So I'm making Yeah, so you're going out,

(01:06:57):
So if are you going to come out of the
lockdown a drunk, a hunk, or a chunk? Which one
I'm I'm I'm gonna be a hunk. I'm gonna be
a hunkies besides my hair, I'm gonna look like a monk,
but I'm gonna be a hunk. My hair problem. Well,
let's let's get to the foundation of this phone call,
and that is, uh, the all End Challenge. You were

(01:07:19):
challenged on the all In Challenge by Gary v Right, No, actually,
Michael Ruben, Gary v Um, Yes, challenge me what I
could do? And honestly, I'm like little potatoes compared to
you know, Meek Mills, Rolls Royce. So these guys have
pulled out all the stops and if you haven't seen,

(01:07:41):
you know, the offerings, it's like ridiculous, you know, dinner
with Tom Brady and being in a song, all this stuff.
So I really sat down and said, right, what could
I do? And I just put together Beauty and Wellness
weekend at the George with a photo shoot with my
dream team my yoga instructor, you know, I called Chanel
and ask them if they would be the makeup part

(01:08:01):
of it. So it's an all in, all in weekend.
And then I had a challenge a couple of people
and I'm I just think, Elvis Duran, all you got
to do is show up and smile and someone will
pay a gazillion dollars because I know now now now.
So here's the thing. When when you first challenge me
for the alland Challenge, the first thing I did was

(01:08:22):
roll my eyes and I was like, oh crap, what
what do I do? I mean, So I brought it
to the team and Danielle has been such a huge
fan of the all End Challenge since the day it
Spark and Gandhi and so we sat down and we
talked about it and we're still trying to come up
with a package to offer and I don't really do
you have any suggestions? Well, you guys, it's so easy.

(01:08:43):
You do so many cool things. I mean I used
to before I knew you, Like tickets to the jingle Ball,
like any backstage, any meet anyone, like you know, lunch
with like the girls. Okay, I mean, come on, get
your nails done with the girls. It could be a
full on, you know, just people. The access that people
like me gets from being friends with you guys, that's

(01:09:04):
what this is about. If you think about it, and
you know, you think it's nothing, but it's like, come on,
who would not want to have their picture taken with
all you guys? Well okay, so I all started with
the iHeart concerts, and I'm thinking, well, I feel weird
offering an I heeart concert experience or at a jingle
ball or the the music festival. But because I don't

(01:09:25):
even know when we're going to have another one, you know,
so it seems kind of weird. I don't know. Yeah,
but Elvis, when when are we going back into my
photo studio or my hotel? We don't know, but we
are going back. We are. We will all be, you know,
somehow doing something, and if it's not the jingle Ball,
it'll be something else. I mean, because I think everything
in the world now is going to be looked at

(01:09:46):
and say, what do we want to do? Is this
worth our while? Should we do this? Okay? Okay, so guys,
what do you think jingle balls some concert related something
vacksage passes, They get to introduce an artist. I think
that they get to go to the gift lounge and
get like everything that celebrities get. I mean, that's an
awesome packet. All right, Well, I need to get in

(01:10:07):
touch with a higher up and throw and throw some
personal like you know, I mean they love you girls.
I mean they love Elvis, of course, but they love
you girls. Like if you're there, like you've got you know,
someone's gonna buy it for their daughter, probably their son, Gonda.
You could give us someone a massage. I could, or
if you're feeling really risky, Danielle and I could do

(01:10:28):
your hair and makeup and then make Bobby Brown's hair
and makeup looks so much better. You don't want us
to do that, Yeah, I can use it. Have you
girls been coloring your hair at home or letting it go? No,
letting it go? Oh well, you don't have gray hair.
I've been I've been coloring it. So I'm I'm good
in the front. I'm not sure what's happening behind me,

(01:10:49):
but I'm good in the front. Okay, So as long
as you're a party in the you know your your
business in the front and party in the back. A mullet.
Here's what I'm thinking. Yea, why don't we do like
an all in Elvis Durand Morning Show New York Weekend
where you come to a jingle ball and we, uh,

(01:11:11):
we let you push a button and turn on the
lights at the Empire State Building and if, if, if
Tom Pullman and Bob Pittman will let me do it,
you can go up on stage and bring an act
out on jingle Ball. But I gotta get them to
approve that because that's on our show, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, well, you know, you know, we'll
call Bob. I don't know. I'm thinking we could do

(01:11:32):
something like that and just let's just hope and pray
by this jingle ball season we have a jingle Ball.
If not, it'll have to be next year. You know.
But if you go in and look what everyone else
is giving their experiences, you know, they're bringing you onto sets,
you're doing a walk on in a movie like you know.
This is all for when we're back. And by the way,
this is not just you know, for like rich people.
You can get you can actually, for ten dollars get

(01:11:54):
into the you know, into the sweep stakes. So there's
there's high auction items, I mean Meek Mills like auctioning
off his rolls Royce, So you know, there's all sorts
of crazy. We're going to start. We'll started. Yeah, it's
really one hundred percent of the money raise is donated

(01:12:16):
to Feeding America, to No Kid Hungary, America's Food Bank,
to there's something else with really little writing that I
can't read, but um, it's literally one hundred percent is
going to feed the people that need it the most.
And that's really what we could do as people that
are so lucky to have a home and a job.
We all have jobs, right rich Rich Wrestler. Yes, So honestly,

(01:12:43):
it's about us giving back and it's having a little
bit of fun because we've got to make Yeah it's
World Central Kitchen. The little writing that you can read,
thank you very World Central Kitchen. Okay, good, Well, maybe
they should work on their logo a little bit. Okay, okay, okay,

(01:13:03):
So we're gonna put it. We're gonna put a package
together and definitely I'll take you to my favorite restaurant, Walkers,
and we'll have lunch, and then we'll get you to
the Jingle Ball and maybe up on stage and maybe
some shoe shopping with Danielle and Gandhi. Yeah, and Monday
morning you come in and join us on the show. Okay, Okay,
I'm gonna We're gonna put something done. You know the

(01:13:24):
thing is, Yeah, you make it doable for you and
like exciting for someone else. So you got it. You
got this. Yeah, and get to walk Max and maybe
they get to walk Max. Oh wow, now that now

(01:13:47):
this package. I want to win this thing all right? Well, Bobby? Uh,
Like I said, when you first challenge me on social
on Instagram, I was like, oh no, what the f
am I gonna do? And now I'm so so cited
about doing this. We're gonna put something together, and when
we launch it, I'm gonna have you on the phone
with us so we can launch it together. Okay, yes,
and I will blow it up on my Insta And

(01:14:08):
I'm I'm not worried about you. It's gonna go for
a ton to Bobby while we have you on the phone.
What do we need to be doing to keep our
faces from falling off our heads. I'm sure a lot
of people are forgetting about moisturizing and things like that.
What's the number one thing we should be doing right now. Well,
if you're anywhere near the New York area, you don't
need a ton of sunscreen, but they say you have

(01:14:29):
to put it on because it's been so gloomy and bad.
But you've got to put I mean, for me, like
you've got to put moisturizer on or oil or something.
You know. I slather on Apricut kernel oil. I've mentioned
it before. It's like, you know, under ten bucks, you
could put it all over your body. You could put
it on your hair, on your face. It makes a

(01:14:51):
really big difference. What's it called an apricut what apricot
kernel oil? Appricot kernel oil. It's like literally seven dollars
at Whole Foods and nothing at seven dollars at Whole Foods,
but it's seven dollars and that's really good. It really
does help. It really does help. And then you know,
I always shot out that expensive cream because it's pretty good.

(01:15:14):
Like I stopped wearing foundation. I know what everyone it's
called Augustine Bader, and I think they're giving some nice
discounts during this pandemic. And even with a discount, that
stuff is way over bright. If you're not going as
Starbucks for five dollars a day. It costs less than
a Starbucks. I don't work for them, but I could
probably join our marketing team so it doesn't cost a lot.

(01:15:37):
And honestly, now, guys, if everyone doesn't realize, if you
don't take care of yourself regularly every day, it's like dumb,
you got to you gotta be your healthiest beast while
you're having fun. All right, well, then maybe I should
just stopped doing what I'm doing every day. Because Martini
in that glass, Elvis, was that water or real Martini

(01:15:57):
in that glass? During up? I will never I will
never tell my secrets anyway. We love you, Bobby. Thank
you for being on with us this morning Challenge. I
can't wait to talk you. Give us one week and
we'll buy Next Monday, we'll come back from the weekend
and we'll announce our all in challenge thing. Okay, and
everyone listening could also write in and suggest what they

(01:16:20):
think they would want from Elvis too. Are a lot
of people want to come in and co host the show.
I'm like, you could have a right you just take
it all right? Thank you, Bobby, I'll talk to you later. Okay. Well,
a text. Someone said on the text they would love
to get ready for the jingle Ball concert with Danielle

(01:16:41):
and Gandhi. Then go out with me for lunch and
yummy food and cocktails. All right, we'll put something good together.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Gandhi, what's going on this hour? Well? Is
he or is he not alive? That's the question on
a lot of minds this morning when it comes to
North Korea's dictator Kim Jong un. Now. North Korean state
run media says that he relayed a message to thank

(01:17:03):
workers for building a tourist zone, but there have been
numerous reports that he was in poor health or even
dead following a surgery. South Korean officials told CNN they
believe he is alive and well. He has not been
seen since April eleventh. Is now. Yeah, My favorite headline
from the post is Kim jongung either he's dead, brain dead,
or just fine exactly. I think could apply to all

(01:17:29):
of us at any given moment. President Trump is not
sure whether or not White House coronavirus briefings will continue.
He didn't hold his regular daily briefing on Saturday or Sunday,
stating on Twitter over the weekend that the media only
asks hostile questions and refuses to report the truth or
facts accurately. He suggested the briefings aren't worth the time
and the effort. All of this coming just days after

(01:17:50):
he sparked a firestorm of criticism by wondering aloud if
injecting disinfectant into the body might work on COVID nineteen comments.
He now says, we're sarchasm. That's a I shouldn't be
doing that. Yeah, you should not be doing that. If
you thought you could, don't do it. Apparently there's been
a lot of calls into poison control. Don't do it,
and that I ordered an eBay is not good. Don't

(01:18:12):
do it, froggy, froggy. And if you are single and
having a tough time during this lockdown, Facebook wants to
help you out. They're now offering a dating app where
you can go on virtual dates without being friends with somebody.
You don't have to add each other, you don't have
to get each other's information. You can just head out
on a virtual date. They say the future will come

(01:18:32):
out in the next few months, So good luck to
you if you want to do that, and those are
your three things. Thank you, Gondelas. Take a break. We're
back after this. This is this is Iana Grande. Hey,
let's up a policy with alvas duran albas duran in
the Morning Show. Hey, guys, it's froggy. We all know
bedtime can be a battle for both you and your kids.
For instance, my son used to struggle to fall asleep. Well,

(01:18:53):
fortunately we discovered Vic's Peers, The's Kids, Melotone and gummies
to help them fall asleep. Naturally, fine Pears's Kids in
stores near you. This is itself Dan in the Morning Show.
You know, it's been a long time since we have
flushed the format. I mean how long has it been? Yeah,
I don't think we have ever officially flushed the format

(01:19:15):
since I've been here. So we're at like one and
a half at least. Yeah, whoa, no wonder. I feel
like I need to pop my cork. Well scary, Yeah,
let's wash the format. Come on, let's go do it. Yeah,
and the flushing the format Morning Show. Oh my god,

(01:19:39):
rhythm is a dancer requested this crap? Oh okay, then
let's play it. Here we go. It's too slow, it's

(01:20:30):
too slow. Slow. Here we go far. We haven't flushed
during the entire quarantine. All right, just a little better.
All right, you're already yelling at me. Corporates already called

(01:20:51):
awesome turn. I keep stressed in my mind. Mind. I
live for peace. For see, I don't attain what I
need for keeps to silly game we play? Game we
played now. I looked at this madness, the magneto subtracting me.
I try to run, and but see I'm not that fast,

(01:21:13):
I think conversed specially finished last and its last, last night,
the free minding knight, saw the lone due to day
and night, the aloneness, the free wash it again, Wash

(01:21:33):
it again, wash the fore man. Don't Oh yeah, who
requested this? Who do you think this is for you? Babe?
My bin We gotta play crazy bitch too? Sing my

(01:21:56):
name down, singing foggy? Here you go, see see that

(01:22:35):
you lu all right, it's a I don't care eight
hundred two fourteen year one hundred. You want to help us? Flush?
I got Brian calling in. All right, we'll play whatever
Brian wants to hear. All right, do we agree whatever
he says? We have to play it? Okay? It could
be the worst thing the best on Brian, what do
you want to hear as we flush it? Oh? My god,
Hello lady, Hello lady, oh lady. Can you guys play

(01:22:59):
gang the Paradise? My coolio? Absolutely? How fast that instantly?
It's an instant flush for you, Brian. Happy Monday. It
is Monday, right, Happy Monday? Yes, all right, man, turn
it up. As I walked through the bow the other
shadow up down, I take a look at my life
every line. There's nothing left because I've been blasting and

(01:23:21):
laughing so lonely that even my mama thinks that my
mind it's gone. But I never cost the man that
didn't deserve it me be treated like a MoMA. You
know that's unhurt it up. You're better watch you're talking
and where you're walking? Are you? And your homies might
be lying and h I really hate the trip. But
as they cooled, I see myself and in the pistol

(01:23:42):
smoke spool, I'm the kind of need a little homies
gonna be like all my knees in the night and
tall prayers in the street. Line m h, all right, scary.

(01:24:12):
What do you want to hear? The beasty boys? Oh,
you tell the document. Here we go old school. This
is the best busy boys rassmucky, smokey, chunky fucking that's funny,

(01:24:40):
me rossmoking here is high fel right, like shut your
hat back. Let's finish the cads ross with Charlie chewater
wait on my shippers. Wherever we go, we read monkey
Monday Day with the belmost definitely smoky, and I'm well,

(01:25:01):
I got a cattle smoky smokey key on the face.
Come on you all this time and get nice fucking

(01:25:22):
and a crew with joy steaming ah fucky mixed and
the cup point over to the girl. Baby, let's steaming.
Let's they beget a stuff pointing that much fun? Here
you go plush in the format just for you. Scary
fun fact from Gandhi about beastie boys. What's that They

(01:25:44):
are credited for coining the term mullet. They actually get
credit for the haircut, but I know the hair cut
existed before, but they made the name mullet. There you go,
another reason to love yea beasty boys. All right, what
do you want to hear? The push the button? Scary
let's go fun fact. C is still a lie, but
the other C is not Here is the gold back

(01:26:49):
with the base of the jamless live in the back
and I don't waste time on the mic with the
dope bomb. Jump to the m jump, jump to the
ritham jump and I'm hit to bind beef delivered to
make to shake to pant take a chance. Come on
and dance, guys, grab the girl. Don't wait to make
the squirld. It's the whirl and I'm test the squirrel
trying to get a nut to move your button to

(01:27:09):
the dance floor. So your wants pants in the hearth,
Come on, say yeah, everybody over here, everybody over there,
the crowdest lie and I will fos this body. People
of the house move Scary wants to hear Gustolina. Okay,

(01:27:31):
we request for sat God I'm a country boy. Also,
I've got to Debbie on the line. Hi Debbie. Welcome
to Flush the Format Monday. What do you want to hear? Girls? Girls,
I'm Nottley Crewe. Why not courtesy Flush of the Format,

(01:28:19):
So why not? Can'le a bights thing now? Can't do
the breeze my heaven by the bi I lady bug
and limps go dancing. Some say strip f when limps

(01:28:51):
being tips, take a drink. Sweet to week youth flush

(01:29:22):
in the format already got two calls from program director saying,
what are you doing? You're not playing the hits. These
are the hits, man, What are you talking about? This
is weird? This is nine Come on? Who picked this one?
Is this God's back? This came from Elvis Duran on
East Love It. Oh. Someone sends this to my Instact
all right and frog peoples to hear some country music.

(01:29:44):
We've gotta get to the country on. Don't be tripping
when he sees us in the cub just showing the
representative signlight means around me. If you stick your shop
and couple the bear in the club pulled up, go

(01:30:09):
and buy the bar up so soulful. So we play
hang with no leaves fucking pody, No, I can't the

(01:30:33):
bodies Come on, gandhi, what do you want to hear?
You're in control? Take your way back? Can we do?
Kiss me? Sixpence on the richer way way back that
we have that still kiss me, I'll get stuck in

(01:30:54):
your head. It's terrible. Also, someone wanted to hear Friday
I'm in law, remember from Oh Yeah, that's good. This
is for gony, This is for goney. Kiss me, I
debated Barley Nightly. Beside the Green Green brack, Swing, Swing, Swing,

(01:31:24):
the spinning stone. You wear those shoes and that well
wear that dress. Oh kiss me. We make the man
strike out. The band made the five lines down, silver

(01:31:46):
Moon spiling sow kiss me. There you go, Yeah you
pardon the Numbi's cover this. Radio stations music is under construction.
Brush to the format. I'm so tired of people telling
us what we can play, what we can't play. So
screw them, screw the man. We're gonna want to play either.

(01:32:10):
They may pull the plug, but that's okay. Until they
pull the plug, we'll be playing what you want to hear.
Text of fifty five one moment flum this song. Well,
it's a long intro to come and do the weather
forecast anyone, Bunny, rainy, depending where you are? Okay, thank you, donny, okay,

(01:32:34):
say I don't care about you don't. All right, all right,

(01:33:25):
let's go talk to Amy. Amy wants to hear something
right now. Let's me flush it. Hey, Amy, what's going on?
Good morning? Good morning Amy? Well I can't hear you.
Turn her up, scary, turn her up, scary, scary as
lost to all controls. Okay, over there, he's playing with himself.

(01:33:46):
What would you like to hear anything at all? Well,
it's not really a flush be format until you guys
play pony by June. That's all right, makes you want
to take my clothes off? You don't want to see that?
Absolutely scary, Amy. How are you doing on your quarantining?
You go, you're happy doing okay. I'm still going to
work every day, but we're doing okay. Well, thank you

(01:34:06):
for listening to a saving Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah yeah. I'm just a bad I'm looking for without God.

(01:34:38):
Take me to when I'm I promise that ju shitting

(01:35:19):
keeping your steed? Do just wants if I ever name
the things I would do? Tell you when your mother
every single caution a number five Jesus going down your fire.

(01:36:02):
That is so nice. I just made four dollars in
tip stance into that. Yeah yeah, just four bucks. That's
more than I made last night. Daniel, what do you
want to hear? Wash it? I would love a little
sam Hunt house party please, Duran and the Flushing the
Format morning show, You're all the jout my phone. You

(01:36:35):
don't want to come out, but you don't want to
be it. Don't say good too to have a little farcuf.
You're in the move, sit tight, ride where you are
bag because I'll be at so duel in ten minutes.
Whatever you got a girls, stay in. If you ain't
gonna leave the house to have a good time, I'm
gonna bring the good time home. Do you we'll have that.

(01:37:00):
We don't tell break that blue box stuff. We'll wake up,
show trash shout. It all makes you so happy, Daniel, Look,
look happy Daniel is to have a house do if

(01:37:21):
you want to be a homebody, We're gonna have a
house board all right. We make a request. Since I
went ahead and bought my trip to Disney yesterday, we
don't even know if it's open. Let's go to the
piggy Room. My favorite song, dig Diggy Diggy Room, Diggy

(01:37:43):
Diggy diggy diggy Room, all people word and the flowers
groomed dig diggy diggy digg Room. Welcome to what Troppy
got to hide away? You not keep people? You we
were at in the show stopping right away. We think
y'all beget in the dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky in
room manky dinky dinky dinky kick room bird sing birds

(01:38:07):
and the flowers croom the dinky dinky dink. Yeah, that
smell should go away soon where we're flushing the format. Yeah,
all I do is another way win, no matter what.
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough.
And every time I sell up in the fielding, everybody

(01:38:29):
hands go and they say that, and they say yeah,
and they day that because all I do it clea, clea, clea.
And if you're going in, but Ludacris going in on
the first, because I've never been defeated in I won't
stop now. I won't give your hands up. Get him

(01:38:50):
in the sky for the homies. They make it in
my foot lock down. I never went nowhere. You know
what they say in Luda's back. You live it on
that console. The we're calling Luda yak. Then I'm on
its foolish track. So I spit my foolis flow. My
hands go up and down like strippers, booties go. My
heart still be serving like like a million birthdays. Last
time on a colleague remixed. Now I'm only rather, I

(01:39:12):
can't never help me out. You're better coll me in money,
bank accounts, account and kill me. Make millions every year
yourself can't be here. That's all I do. All I
do is we no matter what talking money on my mind,
I can never get it up. Every time I sell
up in the building, everybody hands go and see him.

(01:39:36):
Take a little stamp, privacy, Who picked this? Freggy? Is
this for you? Froggy? All right? Tate figure, that's tap,
that's my time's Tate figure. That's night table. That's my tap.

(01:39:57):
That's state, that's the that's my type. That's my dape
that's right around dis. I can see why all these
basic bust down race down a bust down said, I
want your man, not a down fit. See a rich
fish white still heading it mad, but I still can't hit.
Please let me any keys, dripping, dripping icy get thrown

(01:40:20):
out to me. Please. I want a man with the
beats from the from the bag on down on the bean.
See my limbs. Take a little stamp I to see
on her door to shoot a rich tape figure. That's
my type. That's my type. You know. We gotta take
care of Diamond. She's a listening at home. What do
you want to play for diamond. She wanton, okay, watch

(01:40:47):
it will forever beat it, but ever beat it. Yeah,
I'm the hood mona Lisa breaking good in the pieces,
heads of eggs, some cheese and beside my circle like
a pizza. I'm way to its clusive bound shop on
it's the BOUTI saw the really closed only five faked booties,
bad bad bill talking cash. I'll be like what I'm

(01:41:07):
a mother and relaxing. I will never trip holding if
I had him, that's my trash. You the mad, so
you back him. I'm a savage, classic bugie, ratchet, happy,
nasty hacking stupid. That was having She's describing scary, classic, ratchet,

(01:41:31):
sassy movie nasty hacking stupid. That was having. There. You
go Niven for you. We love yours, but this radio
station's music is under construction. Washing the forum, I went,
don't move my comment right in the front. You did.
Don't move my man. Whole baby was your Thursday. And

(01:42:01):
we don't buy no drinks at the ba Bop Champagne
because we got that dough that make you say you
by the same pot to pull the money in the club.
Don't jump till I walk aside to do away the
bottles of the rose smelling like dot. You ain't a bottle,
shout at you. The badest thing to meet you as
a mother, the mama, I got a table. Wait and

(01:42:23):
what you think about a convo? I feel like your baby.
We can take it to the condo and I feel
like a kindo. We can move the potty to the baby.
I'm gonna beat your body like a cobo, says, were
in the club but now over. Now might as well
get another brown brown to stay money cup to get
him baby, let me feel it up, feel it up.

(01:42:44):
We should burn bab over on your Thursday Thursday. And
we don't buy no drinks at the bay Bop Champagne
because we got that dough that maybe you say you're
going to say, shout a dance like a video vix

(01:43:05):
and set her Man be on that sympas when I
retired from the bull like peppers, How didn't get you home?
Or would you leave? On Simpson with about front weekly
by Conto. They believe that's got you feeling like Toronto.
They could buy the rise like a puffing on. No,
that's only if you want already, says we're in the
club now straightage getting nervous. Do you see him the same?

(01:43:30):
You nervous? He there because I'm running way too late. Sorry, Nate,
ain't that gram. We're gonna run late, all right? Who
were way? Jon You go around you. I'm you mem

(01:44:01):
and I'm sure keep killing Plush because I'm be you. Baback,
come girl, shit, hold myself to back. Hi, he by yourself.

(01:44:38):
My this is the mother and I'm shocking Templush your heart.
You are all right. We love her Jonah's brothers all right,
coup your feet on the floor. This is what you

(01:45:04):
need to turn up really loud. You don't mind a
little bit louder. I love flushing the format. This is
great an make a big knife, gain industry, gonna be
a big man some day. You got made on your face,
you big disgrace, kicking your chin all over the place,
singing we will you we you buddy. You're a young man,

(01:45:37):
he man, shining industry, gonna take on the woods. And
day you got blood on your face, a big disgrace
waving your batter blood. Well, I'm seeing you, buddy. You're

(01:46:00):
an old mind, poor man. Jigon with your rise gone
on Maga's Zombie Sunday. You got mud on your face,
big disgrace. Somebody better put your bag into your place.
We will rock you, saying, well, everybody, we let it play.

(01:46:27):
Come on, we need some guitars. Let it play. Turn
it up. Ready, here we go. Oh no, no, get

(01:47:04):
that other little blink one eighty two, anyone, we gotta play.
Womp there it is okay. It was a Friday nights.
We gotta walk alone to get the feeling ride. We
started making it up and she to come up there.
But then I turn on the TV and that's about

(01:47:25):
the time she wanted to wait for me. Nobody that
you wear your twin and my TV shows what the
hell is add? I might say that shright, what's what
I wanted? The fore man right, excellent, scary, and that

(01:47:49):
that day it's going by. I'm thinking about you all
the time. But you're right there and I'm here waiting
and die. You wrote this letter in my head because
so many things worth that I said. But now you're
gone and I can't think straight. This can be the

(01:48:12):
one last time to make you I understand, Yeah, I
do ating, just don't do in to try to make
you l somehow I can't ride you in the best
I do ating just to sleep with you because there

(01:48:44):
it is best meeting soon. Straighten it. It's so mad.
Look at him, he's just off down tag team back again.
Tick it to read. Let's begin any party, hard party people.
Let me hear some noise, d seas in the house. Chump.
Chump rejoices as the party over a party over there

(01:49:05):
way the hand said yes, say the dairy. Yeah, these
three words when you're getting busin. Whoop it is hit
man who This is the rhythm Brondam nine, the nine,

(01:49:30):
Oh yeah, the rhythm on the nine. This is the
rhythm round my life, my life. Oh yeah, the rhythm
my life, life life, lie fi some time on my

(01:50:02):
face as shanty lay think we do ala will make
you stay. Oh love again round them before summer. He's

(01:50:29):
this is the rhythm of the mind man, Oh yeah,
the rhythm of life. This is a rhythm of my life,
my life. Oh ahead, the rim of my life. I'm

(01:51:06):
just gonna get scary, scary, so beat to beat. Come on,
we gotta play what you know what we should play
to end this thing. Okay, we got two more Songsbody
gotta get out of here on me the party crew
all drink free, we love we everybody is all Sie

(01:51:42):
s okay, this is it? No, No, this is how
we end. Where's the format? This is perfect? It's so perfect.
Oh man, all of a sudden, I want to be

(01:52:03):
in a club that I'm trying to do that So

(01:52:29):
no isn't control you know what I'm saying. Come slam
the door when I come into the bedroom. Where because
I'm the king of the castle. To maim to my
little south, try to hit it as I have a
come get some others, Come and get the inn. You
window blame me like that and go never ever give
the door. Do hit them? A Christian, don't don't really do.

(01:52:51):
Come baby, come bluey baby, come come from baby come.
You gotta give me love. And then you gotta give
me some you gotta give me baby come baby, baby, come,
come baby, come by. You gotta give you gotta give
me something that's amazing. Give me some picture here he is. Wow,

(01:53:16):
you really needed this flush the format. Don't you think
even straight Nate is singing along? You are your girlfriends

(01:53:45):
and by solfla we get we get the damn see

(01:54:09):
like that freaking stuff too. When the all when one
in the eye that can't do nasty. But I like
your typing, like tea, ask whatever you like, bring your
dresses whatever the night your man just left on the
plumber the night I check your price? Oh you the
health of type? At want me? That street? That nasty,
that goods of stuff. Let me tell you what we
gonna do too. Plus two. I'm gonna undress you. Then

(01:54:32):
we're gonna go three and three you gonna undress me.
Then we're gonna go fold and fold. We gonna free
some mold. But first, friend the hotail. You can't bring
your girl friends, ain't get the hotel? Friend, keep bring friend.

(01:54:56):
There you go. That felt so good. I to tell you.
I don't know if you guys were watching the text
messages while Scary was on the ones and twos doing
a magnificent job. By the way, people needed that. It's
why do we wait a year and a half before
we do those things again? What are we doing? Is
anyone else on them? I'll do it every day. Daniel,
your microphone's not on? Daniel, there, you are so nice?

(01:55:18):
That was excellent? All right? By No straight and eight
is livid. He's livid. I kind of amped up a
little bit when you played the Jonas brother, so I'm
okay with him. Okay, all right, Who knows, we may
jump on another one later on in the show, or
maybe tomorrow, you never know. Flush the format. It's an
old friend who came to visit this. All right, We're

(01:55:38):
gonna take a break. We'll be back after this. Oh
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it's an honor to have you here. This is Elvis

(01:57:04):
Duran in the Morning Show. When in public social distancing
at least six feet Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Thank you Governor. Hey, people are still texting in ideas,
song requests for the flush of the format. We could
go on and on all day, couldn't we. I mean,
that was amazing. We had a lot of fun Friday

(01:57:27):
night to stay at home ball was just incredible. I
know we're not going to get to it with sound
right now with Garrett, but Garrett. After ten o'clock when
we're here for the bonus hour, can we relive some
of that and play some of the songs. Let's do
that in about like an hour and fifteen minutes. Yeah, okay,
we'll do that. Let's get into other sound. What do
you have going on today? Garrett? All right, so this
is a cool story. So CNN was interviewing Doctor Fauci

(01:57:48):
a few weeks ago and asked, Hey, who would you
want to play you in a movie? Which actor would
you want to play you? Here are some suggestions that
I've heard, Ben Stiller, Brad Pitt, which one, oh Brad
did of course. So let's go to Saturday Night Live
this weekend and Brad Pitt playing Doctor Fauci. There's been

(01:58:09):
a lot of misinformation out there about the virus, and yes,
the President has taken some liberties with our guidelines. So
tonight I would like to explain what the President was
trying to say, and remember, let's all keep an open mind.
We had some We had a great meeting today with
a lot of the great companies, and they can have vaccines,
I think relatively soon. Relatively soon is an interesting phrase

(01:58:34):
relative to the entire history of Earth. Sure, the vaccine's
gonna come real fast. But if you were to tell
a friend, I'll be over relatively soon and then showed
up a year and a half later, well your friend
may be relatively pissed off. So there you go. So
with that, then Brad Pitt broke character to thank the

(01:58:55):
first responders and to the real doctor Fauci, thank you
for your com your clarity in this unnerving time. Thank
you to the medical workers, first responders and their families
for being on the front line. Can you imagine Brad
Pitt's playing you on Saturday Night Life and then and
then he breaks character and thanks you, Like that's like crazy,

(01:59:18):
all right, And then let's talk. Let's talk about Post
Malone's show that he did on Friday night on YouTube
from his house in Salt Lake City with a bunch
of members, including Travis Barker from Link one eighty two.
They were all separated in different rooms in his house
because you know, he's rich and has many rooms. And
they did a bunch of Nirvana covers and here's one
right here that's so cool parte box. There you go

(01:59:55):
over on ESPN. Last night was the last dance the
Michael Jordan documentary, and we got into the relationship he
had with Dennis Rodman. So Dennis says, I need a vacation.
And I look at Phil, said, Phil, what do you
mean vacation? He says he needs a vacation. She needs
some time off to let loose. Phil, let me tell
you something, man, if anybody in a vacation, I need

(02:00:17):
a vacation. We look at Dennis said, Dennis, what are
you gonna do? This is where I need to go
to Vegas. Phil, you let this dude go to vacation.
We're not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas,
We're definitely not gonna see him. And guess what happened
when he went to Vegas. Michael Jordan had to actually

(02:00:37):
go to a hotel room to get him out, and
Carmen Electra is there and we hear about that you
can come back on time. We're going to go get
it out of bed, you know. And I'm not gonna
say what's in his bed where he was and blah
blah blah. There's a knock on the door. It's Michael Jordan,
and I head, I didn't I don't want to see

(02:01:00):
like that's like I'm just like hiding behind the couch
with covers over me. Come on you, we gotta get
to practice. Yeah, this came back and doing the team
and that's the way it went that. Yere, wow, I've
got to see this. So three three episodes? Is that
what we have for? Last night was episode four, five

(02:01:21):
and six. Next week. Excellent, Garrett, Thank you very much.
So come back during the bonus Alur onm Z one hundred.
I want some sound from our Friday night show. Okay,
I shall, We'll see you then let's take a break.
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going back to the route to the phone tap to day.
A phone tap merely is what we've all, well most
of us have been doing all our lives. When we

(02:02:04):
were kids, we used to crank call people, and so
we thought today we would take phone taps all the
way back to the beginning of time. The origin of
the phone tap is simply described as, you know, calling
a grocery store asking them if they have chickens feet yeah,
or do you have olive oil in a bottle? Olive

(02:02:25):
oi on a bottle? Call off pop life, getting pissed, colleague,
So would ask ask them if they were refrigerators running better, cutching. Well,
that's really are the Those are the beginnings of the
phone tap. So we thought today's phone tap, we'd go
back to the very beginning. It's a phone tap, tag
team tap. We're gonna start out with froggy just calling

(02:02:52):
someone at random and just act in the fool. Hello er,
can't excuse me alone? No, no, no, you're good, You're
good doing down they're the good. Jam it. I'm not
understanding you. What did you just say going down the

(02:03:14):
jim grander down gown? Damn it? Wait, you wanna have
to speak a little more clearly, slowly too, and I
wanna damn it. Okay, see this is stupid, all right,
understood what he was saying, right, and then uh, let's

(02:03:35):
see Garrett decided to have some fun. Hi, this is
how can I help you? Excuse me? Don't you do?
You wanted to order something out? Oh? I'm hearing is?

(02:03:59):
I can't understand. When much do you have to deal
with this? Hello? Here? And here's you're here? I think
it's listen. Um, this is a business line. And if
you call this number with your stupid prank call, I
don't know. I don't know who you are, what you're doing.
My husband is a copy. You can run this number

(02:04:20):
and put you in jail so you can end this
call and not call her establishment again. All right, there's Garrett.
Oh my gosh, he sounds like Baker. This is so stupid.
But it continues. And I was scary making a phone call. Hello,
it is all is Hello? Did you calling me? I'm sorry?

(02:04:50):
I can't really understand you. Nig. Maybe you want to
try to call him Jack? Do you know you could game?
Did you? Yeah? Yeah? Game? Yeah? Yeah? Some other? Who

(02:05:11):
are you looking for? You have the wrong number. You
should check the number that you're calling and not call
my number. Okay, I'll do it. Three quart thro m.
I know that's not my number. That's not my number.
Don't call my number, Okay, come on, you gotta get

(02:05:35):
a translator or something. Man, I can't understand the word
that you're saying. OKAYI listen, I'm on guard. If you
don't hang up, I'm gonna find out where this number
is calling from. And I'm gonna come there and I'm
gonna smash that phone. Isn't yours? All right? And uh
so here comes Danielle and Brody to make a phone

(02:05:57):
call together. Let's listen to see what happens. Don't And
I'm sorry, s Um, I think you might have the
wrong number. No, no, no, no, no no. Do you
speak English? No? No, no English? Way lord, no, no,

(02:06:21):
no no, But I don't. I don't. I don't know
what English that is. I always think English. Lor Oh,
don't yell at me what I don't. I don't know
what you're saying. I don't know what don't but I
don't know what you're saying. I sell combat and look

(02:06:42):
at this. Okay, you know what I don't understand you?
Please on Hali back hello, and no, it's sick. Okay.
I told you no, I don't understand your language. Please
don't holm me back. I don't know what you're saying. Oh,

(02:07:03):
don't yell at me? What is your problem? You called me?
I don't know what you're no, say yourself. I don't
know what I mean. I don't know what you're saying. Problem.
Why are you telling at me likaa so curiously? I

(02:07:31):
don't is that even a language? I don't know what
you're saying. And none of that makes sense? GOODO, I
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