The Day We Got Butt Hurt

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Oh my god, crazy? Which crazy? All psychic copping bottles.
I'm on a boat, bitch, I'm super happy sometimes. Yes,

(00:37):
I guess it is, isn't it? They made it very clear.
It's Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. I heard it.
Did you hear what I heard? Welcome to the day?
It is Tuesday, October? Chance, Hi, Froggy, how are you today?
I'm doing great? Elvis? How are you there, Bethany? I'm
doing great. How are you Bethany? Are you stretching it out? Oh?
Everyone needs a stretch, Daniel stretch itscardy and by Elvis

(01:01):
Welcome to the Day. He even starts to stay with well,
I know when I pushed play on the song, you're
gonna be like what wait, Okay, that's okay. L m
f A L spells alone, Let fire. Welcome to Tuesday? Yeah?

(01:26):
What am I gonna buy? Girls be looking like Damni fly.
I'll pay to the beat walking on the street and
my new freak. This is how I roll animal primp
pants out of control. It's right like Bruce Lee Rock
got the Cloud. Yeah, there's Girly gonna every ride. Girly
Gonna ride, Girly good any riding. I work out, that

(01:48):
girl good any ridey girl, get any ride that's girl good.
Anybody work out. When I walk in the spot, this
is what I see, body staring at me. I got
in my pants and I ain't. I'm afraid to show it,
showing and showing, showing. I'm sexy and I know it.

(02:16):
You're sexy and I know it. Never never don't. Yeah,
when I'm back, all your reading just can't buy the ball.
And when I'm at to be t'ming the speedo trying
to tell I'm a cheese. This is how I rocked. There,
My ladies, there's time to go, and we had it
in the body, got be dervis, those shoes, no shirt,

(02:38):
and I still get service. Watch girl, look at that
pile girl. Look at that bride girl, Look at that product.
I workout girl. Look at that pile girl. Look at
that fire girl. Look at that body. I workout. When
I walk in the spot, just what I see Dollar

(02:59):
said staring. I got in my pan. I ain't. I'm
brady to show it, show show it's so. I'm sexy
and I know it what You're sexy and I know it.
Check it out, check it out. Weiga quick wiggle. We're

(03:26):
gonna quick, little, quick, quick, quick quick. Still a wiggle
bad a little wiggle that. Yeah, it's good to hear
it again. We can put it away for another four years.

(03:48):
Ellen Bo. He's gonna talk to for her first caller
of the day. It's Jen, Hi, Jen, how are you?
I am very awesome. How are you? We're doing well? Hey,
so well, good morning. I hear rumor you're starting a
new job today. Is that true? I am, and I'm
so excited. I'm a little nervous, but talking to you guys,
definitely and that in my morning what you're sexy and

(04:09):
you know it. So is this new job a huge,
huge departure from your last job? Is it really different?
It is. It's something completely different. I've never done it before,
so that's where like all the nerves they're kind of
kicking in. But yeah, that's definitely like the exciety part.
So it's all new people, all new place, all new everything.

(04:29):
Everything is new. I don't even I don't know what
I'm doing, but I'm just gonna go in file and
try to do something right. Reinvent yourself. You can be
whoever you want to be. You can totally scrub off
the old you. You can pretend to be friends. You
can you can do anything that may not understand you,
but it's true. Make up your own language. Well, Jen,
here's two first day on the job model and have

(04:51):
a wonderful, wonderful time with your new friends you're you're
gonna be working with. And thank you for being our
first caller of the day. Thank you guys so so much.
I love all of Do you think you have a
great to hold on? Don't hang up, don't hang up.
I got to send you your first call of the
day shirt do we have? Oh and you really wants
to sign it and ruin it? Alright, alright, we'll ruin it.

(05:13):
It's a shirt ruined. Hold on one second, gen half
a good day. People, More and more they want us
to ruin their shirts. Well, happily do it. Let's start
in beautiful South Florida with Froggy, Froggy, what's on your mind?
Before the show gets going. So yesterday I'm at the
grocery store and I hear these two ladies talking and
one says she's got to get Cleveland Steamer to come
out and clean her carpets. Oh my god, And so
I kind of butted my way and I said, ma'am,

(05:35):
it's not Cleveland Steamer. I believe you're talking about Stanley Steamer.
She's like, oh, it's the same thing. I'm like, No,
if somebody's done at Cleveland Steamer in your carpet, then
you'll need Stanley, not unless your rugs brown. It's like,
he says, like, why don't you just mind your own business?
Someone I couldn't. You had to take a dive in there.

(05:55):
All right, Well, thank you, thank you for saving her
from what could have been a very an awful weekend.
Hey Danielle, what's up with you? So over the weekend,
we all know the Yankees are still in it. I'm
very excited about that. So tomorrow, what do you think
of that? I'm so excited. So tomorrow it's do or die.
But this morning, Garrett came in and he gave all
the Yankee fans that he knows and loves gifts of

(06:16):
like new shirts and new whatever. And I thought it
was just the sweetest thing. What about Josh the Cleveland
Indian fan, He's a Yankee fan, Why would why would
he spend money on a Cleveland chirt do that? Well? No,
but but Josh deserves it too. You know, it's really
rough being the dad here because I have, you know,
I've got my Josh who loves Cleveland, and I got

(06:37):
you that loves the Yankees, and I gotta like. But
I don't make you sure everyone is happy. I don't
think the model's in New York sold the Cleveland shirts. Hey, Bethany,
by the way, I do. Some people would prefer, Hey,
just win it and get out of it. I like
it when it'sdrawn out like this, So do the advertisers.
Of course they do. Hey, Bethany, what's up with you?
I was at a comic con over the weekend, and

(06:58):
yes you were. I certain people. These are my people,
and it made me so happy to see people, total strangers,
walking up to each other and saying, oh my gosh,
I love your costume. Can we take pictures together? Total
strangers all taking pictures, congratulating each other, appreciating each other.
And it's just I want to see that more and
more in daily life, Like when you pass somebody on

(07:21):
the street and say, you know what, I love your
outfit and then just keep walking. It's just it was
so wonderful. I really do you want to live in
a world of nothing but comic con alright, amazing, let's
work on yes, Cospla, Welcome to the day. It is
World of Mental Health Day. It's Face your Fears Day,
which I love. Three weeks till Halloween. Do you have

(07:42):
your costume yet? It's do you have your costume yet? Day? Yeah,
you better get working on that. Garry, I need to
send you some links. Kerry is in a group costume
with the producer, Sam and me, and so we're just
telling him what to buy. Oh boy, do you even
know what it's going to be? I do know what
it's gonna be, and I'm actually kind of happy. I'm
ex Alright, works, did it be surprised? Let's get into
your horsecopes. You're up, Daniel, alright. Happy birthday to Mario Lopez.

(08:04):
It's his birthday today. Capricorn, break free from your normal routine,
create your own fun, enjoy fun times with friends and family.
Your days at ten Aquarius, make sure you're getting the
attention you deserve. Don't forget to give credit to the
people who helps you along the way. Your day is
a nine. Be friendly, Say hello to the stranger in line.
They may give you a great opportunity. Your days of
ten aries. There are people who want to get closer

(08:25):
to you, but they feel too intimidated to do so.
Try to open up to someone new. Your day is
a seven Tourist. It's time to sit back and gain
perspective on things. Opportunities will come to you when you
take a second to think before jumping into them. Your
days and eight gem and I. Try to avoid arguing
with people who disagree with you. Give everyone a chance
and you'll find out that many issues work themselves out.
Your day is a seven Cancer. You may have convinced

(08:45):
yourself that there's nothing you can do, so give yourself
a break and try to have more positive approach. Your
days in eight Leo, you have a strong desire to
express your emotions. Don't be afraid to try to stand
out in the crowd. Your day is a nine alright, Virgo.
It could be difficult to see eye to eye with
certain individual. Wills be willing to listen to others feelings.
Your days of seven Libra, there's a spark about to
ignite inside you. Oh that sounds fun. Pay close attention

(09:08):
to your emotions and take care of yourself first. Your
days attend somebody's attitude may get on your nerves. Stick
to your principles and don't let those people bring out
the worst in you. Your days of seven and sat Arrius,
get out of your house, get into action, let your
passions show, and don't be concerned about what others think.
Your day is at ten and those are your Tuesday
morning horoscope. All right, let's go, of course, off to

(09:31):
Napa Valley. My gosh, this fire. This is why I
don't recall seeing anything this devastating in a long time.
It's crazy. So it's about fifteen wildfires that are sort
of forming this huge, massive destruction. At least ten people
are dead today due to these deadly wildfires in northern California.

(09:52):
Over fift hundred homes and businesses have been burned, and
familiar counties like Napa, Sonoma, and Mendocino are affected. Some
people had basically zero notice to evacuate, and you're driving
like through the flames to try to get out. Have
you guys ever been to Nappa in Santa Rosa And
it's just such a beautiful place and the people there.
Of course, it's you think wine industry and farming, and

(10:14):
that's what it is. And the community is just so
so cool. It's a beautiful place and they just do
great things with foods and wines, and it's just so
so sad to see anyone going through. You look at
everything that's been going on these past several months, and
just everyone is being being affected by so many things
that Mother Nature is bringing our way. I was thinking
about it this morning. It's it's like it always feels

(10:35):
like it's happening to someone else. We can no longer
feel that sort of safety of like, oh no, it's
not going to affect me, because this is affecting everybody
and it feels like something is always happening. Well, Danielle,
you are happy today. The Yankees beat the Indians seven
to three in Game four. Uh, the Astros beat the
Red Sox, Cubs beat the Nationals, the Dodgers beat the Diamondbacks.
We need to send lots and lots of love to

(10:57):
our friend Delilah. Her son Zachariah passed away from suicide
yesterday after a lengthy battle with depression. So she of
course is taking a break from her radio show and
her social media. But that leads us into World's Mental
Health Day, which Elvis as you said is today. Um.
It is meant to raise awareness of mental health issues
around the world, taking away that stigma. So if you

(11:19):
know somebody who has depression, it's way more common than
than you would think. I guarantee if you look around
your office when you get into work this morning, somebody
is is dealing with it. Just reach out to the
people you love. UM, this is your hourly reminder to
take a deep breath. I think we should end it there.
All right, Thank you very much, Betty. You guys ready
for your Tuesday. All right story show. Everyone knows our

(11:43):
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Phone tap. Yeah, we had such a great weekend. Demi

(12:05):
Lavado Live and our iHeart Theater Friday night and she
went to hit a note and she missed it, and
she said the effort just screamed it out on the radio.
And I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, the engineers in
the FCC photos hilarious. Well apparently they caught it and
we're all safe. But it was her fans. All of
us in the theater were like, yeah, this is so

(12:26):
cool because you know, you could hear her getting ready
to sing that note and hit it and she gets there,
she gets there, it sings it, it doesn't come out.
She's like, it happened. I know. It was the best
thing ever. Anyway, So it made the news. That was
like the big news story this weekend. Uh. And so
Garrett just said, hey, I've got that sound. You're gonna
play it? I said, well, how can we play it?
We're gonna play it, well, but you know we have

(12:47):
to edit it so it makes no sense anyway. So
all our best to our buddy Demi Lavado. Thanks for
an unbelievable show Friday night. Here's your phone tap replay
from Friday's Tuesday. All right, we have a brand new
phone tap in one hour from Roy. You're up to
bat next hour Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone Tap.

(13:10):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? All right?
Leslie wants to play a phone tap on her sister Stacy.
So Stacy, uh does not like cats? And Leslie said, Hey,
i just adopted a cat for you, So I'm going
to call from the cat adoption agent. It's a great idea.
This is a perfect idea. Okay, here we go, guarante

(13:32):
phone tap. Let's listen to it. Hello, Hi, Stacy, my
name is Randy Taylor. I would like to extend this
paw of a lifetime to you today. I see that
you have signed up for a cat adoption and we
are very excited that you have chosen to bring one
of our feelines into your home. So we'd like to
thank you. Yeah, you can stop. Know that this is

(13:56):
Stacy correct who lives at Street. Okay, how did you
get my addressed? First of all, the second of all,
I'm not a cat person. I'm not an animal person.
There's no way I adopted the name. We had our
team over at the Westfield mall the other day and
we have your name on the list and we were
wondering when would be a good time to drop off
Mr Snuggles. How about never. I'm not an animal person.

(14:19):
I'm very clean, I have allergies, I have asthma, it's
very serious. They cannot have animals around well, if you
really likes them. To be honest, I don't think that.
I don't think they're that cute. If that's the case,
we have some hairless cats that we could help you
out with that that do need homes as well. I
said no, no cats, thank you. Hello, Hello Stacy, it's

(14:45):
me Randy Taylor again. Who I said no? And I
mean no. I don't even like animals. Are feline friends
might seem self sufficient, but they need love to Are
you reading from or something? No? No, this is no recording.
This is this is coming from my heart a cat
to ask. I do not want a cat. Some cats
have nine lines, but you are you can give them ten.

(15:10):
Can you please get off the phone and don't call
me again, and don't bring me any cats. For hundreds
of others some have some have come too late. Hello,
christ I'm very fuzzy. You're interrupting me. I hate animals.

(15:33):
I don't care if you lose the eyes, all of them.
I hate this damn song. I hate you, and I
stay that commercial. I know what you're doing and I'm
not impressed because I have Now are you happy? We're
gonna let her sit with it for a few minutes,
so we'll have you call her back and see how
she's doing. Okay, I swear to god, I'm calling a cop. Hello, Stacey. Hello,

(16:02):
it's lovely. He think he was going on? Did you
sign me up for a cat? Oh? My god, I
totally forgot to hear you. Um, it's not. It's just
like it was one of those things. We were at
the mall and I fell in love with this cat,
but Rick doesn't want me to have another cat, so
I put your name on. I'm you know, I hate cats,

(16:23):
you know, but Wheedily, you see this cat. He's super sweet.
He's like really fuffy in his face, but a little smushy.
That's my nightmare. I got this for you because I
know that you're having a hard team dating and you
sound really man the cat. It is not a man.
I don't like cats. I like man And it's how
do you know what? Maybe I don't date last night.

(16:45):
Maybe that's watch his fire and running behind and you're
not out with me. I think he found a little
stressed out. So who must straight down, striped out? Hey, Stacy,
who is it? My name is Garathon? Almost during the
more in show. And he's got phone tap by your sister.
You a little bitch? That funny? Do you think you're

(17:08):
so funny? Have an idea for a phone tab? Go
to ellis ran dot com, click on the phone tap tab.
Tell us what you want to do. This phone table
was prerecorded with permission granted by All Party Space Ellis
Duran Phone tab on ellist Duran in the Morning Show. Alright, alright,
you know what Wednesday is tomorrow? Yeah, it's my Blue

(17:30):
Apron box delivery day. What do you what day do
you get yours delivered on Fridays? You get Fridays for
the weekend. Yeah. So when Blue Apron's box arrives, I
immediately opened it up him it's a surprise, like what
are we gonna eat? I know, I always forget what
I ordered and then when it comes, I'm like, oh,
this looks so good. You actually tell them what to
send you? Yeah, Oh no, I just like just send
me food. No, no, no, I have to you know,

(17:50):
I don't like fish. I don't like certain things, and
so if you don't like certain things, they won't send
them to you. And also they only send you the
proper amount to make these recipes happen, and so you
don't have food waste, which is so important. So many
people are going hungry these days because we throw away
a lot of food. So anyway, it's affordable about ten
dollars a person per meal. What a great variety of
recipes too. You get to learn how to cook different foods,

(18:12):
some of them I've never heard of. Some of these vegetables,
like these purple and white wax beans. Where those come from?
How do you cook that? Well, they tell you, and
they come up beautiful. They're almost too pretty to eat,
like cheesy chicken and black bean and enchiladas with salsaverde
and shrimp marinara with spaghetti and s finish and parsley
and pork chops. Anyway, I could go on and on salivating.
You should try Blue Apron. They will make you such

(18:35):
a superstar in the kitchen. Thirty dollars off your first
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(18:56):
we're going to stop. So my friend Jacqueline went apple
picking over the weekend and she brought me this apple.
Is it's it's probably the world's smallest apple. It's about
the size of a golf ball. It's not even it's
smaller than that almost. It's it's it's just a tiny

(19:17):
little apple. It's real cute. Do we eat it? Should
we eat? What? Where are you whispering? Oh, Kathleen wants
a picture. She wants a picture of the world's smallest apple.
Kind of too cute to even eat, kind of feel guilty. Well,
that's what I'm saying. It's such a small little apple. Yeah,
I feel like we should have let it mature a
little bit more. No, I think it is mature. I

(19:39):
just think this is what you're gonna get from this apple.
Make sure now we have to we have to make
sure it looks pretty in the picture. Just pose it.
It's the size of Do you think it tastes like
an apple? I bet it's real bitter. It's like a
bite size. It's really good. Can I try some of

(20:04):
your tiny apple? Trying it? It's like a tiny house
movement but it's a tiny apple bursting with apple flavor
that it's quite good. It is. Eat it right by
the microphone. It sounds cool. Listen, isn't that nice? Oh
it's good. It's very good. An apple kind of taste

(20:28):
like a macintosh. Unfortunately, it's almost all gone. I mean,
are we Are we sharing germs with each other? Well,
I think we're all biting parts that no one else
I don't mind eating after you. There's barely any left almost.
Why No, it's the world's smallest apple here, finish it up.

(20:51):
I so appreciate you guys eating apples. When I'm an
eppy pen carrier, I can't go anywhere near apples. Oh God,
I forgot. Are you supposed to be in the room?
I mean no, I mean you guys splashing all kinds
of stuff apples. Okay, you you could either a leave
the room or be just sit there and bitch and
moan about it. You're happy to have something bitch and
known about day, So okay. So we were eating an

(21:14):
apple in front of in front of Greg Tea, who's
highly allergic to apples. You know we have an intern
now that's highly allergic to peanuts. Do you know how
we found this out. Her name is Dianna, and we
figured this out because I was eating my overnight oats
in front of her, which contained a hefty tablespoon of
peanut butter. And then I went home and she reported
that she nearly died. Oh my gosh, is she here? No,

(21:36):
she's here later this week. So she's she's here Thursday
and Friday. So we have to eat all the peanuts Monday, Tuesday,
wednes and then make sure the peanut dust is out
of the air. Anyway. Yeah, I don't know. You gotta
be careful. I'm so sorry. Greg. It's a little apple.
But you saw me talking about it, and you could
have said, hey, guys, remember I'm allergic. But you didn't.
You let it go because I didn't want to stop

(21:58):
the stop what you were doing. We were like pills
you a picture. We could kill you. Now if if
Daniel Tone kisses you right now after eating the apple,
oh my god, I would swell up everything. It would
be bad, but it would be worth it, wouldn't it. Well,
maybe just for the go Tone kissing. Let's take good
morning to Amanda. Hi, Amanda, what's going on? Good morning? Good?

(22:19):
Oh my gosh, what a what a great day for
you today? Talk about its day. So I've been in
the army for fourteen years and I am heading to
Walter Read to sign out. There you go, You're out,
You're done well. So so to the next chapter in
your life. Well, first of all, thank you for serving
our country, Amanda for fourteen years. That's amazing. What a

(22:40):
career in the army. But what are you gonna do now?
So I'm looking at health care management in Pennsylvania, hoping
to get in with the hospital clinic management, something in
those lines now. So being in the army for fourteen
years and now you're going out to civilian life, but
you're always going to be an army person to us.
But like, how is your life different? Head? Let's say

(23:01):
you hadn't gone into the army, Like, how would you
be different today? But how are you different because of
what you did? Um? I think I am a lot
more grounded and I am a lot more intern to
what it needs to serve your country and the importance

(23:23):
behind understanding where you come from and who's out there
defending that for you. I love that. That's it's good.
Since we're not in the army, it's good to hear
your your perspective, so we can try to learn from it,
you know ourselves. That's great, yea, And Amanda, I was
also I was talking to a woman over the weekend.
I met her at Elsie Fest who um used to
work in radio in the army and now she is

(23:45):
a civilian. And she's like, I can't wait to do
my hair in any way. I want hair and nails.
I cannot wait to get nails. That's the first thing
I'm going to do. Look at that, all right, Well
it's it's your first you know, hair and nails. Man, Amanda,
have a wonderful life. And thank you again. Thank you

(24:07):
for serving our country. We appreciate it very much. For
years commuting back and forth to work, so I appreciate
everything you guys do to help support us. Well. Absolutely,
it's our pleasures at least we can do. All right,
go get your nails. Did thank you? There you go. Wow,
a whole new chapter in a line. Can you imagine

(24:28):
what that's like. And people who people who have served
in the military bring such a unique set of skills
to the workplace. So whatever hospital ends up getting her,
it's gonna be very, very lucky Touchet, all right, into
the Daniel report. Ideas, by the way, I'm joining the
army rethinking what you're doing. No, not at all. I
could definite leave this paradise. What's going on? Daniel? Alright?

(24:50):
So Chance the Rapper got pulled over in Chicago on Sunday.
He live streamed the whole thing. He said he live
streamed it just in case something happened. He said, he
does have faith in you, man, so he thought everything
was gonna be okay. And he actually got pulled over
for a moving violation on his way home from church.
He was only given, you know, a warning. Richie Sambora
left bon Jovi back in two thousand thirteen, but he

(25:12):
said that if they make the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, he would be open to playing. Now, it's
still foggy as to what exactly went down there. He
said there was some malice and it was time to
leave in blah blah blah. What happened. We don't exactly know,
but yeah I will. Maybe we'll get more information, but
we'll see what happens. Oprah did something she hasn't done

(25:34):
in a long long time. She went into a bank
and deposited a chick. She told Ellen that she walked
in and deposited a two million dollar chick and she
said she did she stood on the line, I guess,
but she said she felt like doing it because she
hadn't done it in so long and it felt amazing.
I hate stand online deposited anything. It was the last

(25:56):
time you stood in line to deposited two million dollar check? Never? Never?
And will I are probably not? Girl, have faith in
yourself back. And now we all know what's been going
on with Harvey Weinstein over the weekend. If I have
to tell you all the info, you just need to
google it. Sexual harassment allegations kind of crazy. Well, back
in two thousand four, a New York Times reporter was
working on a piece about him, and apparently it got

(26:18):
squashed partly because Matt Damon and Russell Crowe through kind
of support behind him. So the sexual allegations of the
sexual harassment allegations behind him may have been going on
and may have been covered up for years. So it
was like just this big open secret. Is this the
thing that we were remember a couple of months ago
we heard something huge is coming out of that was

(26:39):
something else we haven't heard that one yet. What was that? Remember,
we had heard it was gonna be a big story
and and it was gonna blow everybody's mind what was
going down in Hollywood and what was it? But we
didn't hear what. Yeah, unsavory for this time of the morning.
And I know Rod Shooter was kind of giving hints,
but he didn't want to go into all the details

(27:01):
because he was afraid that he was gonna, you know,
cause a lot of problems beforehand. Something illegal nobody we
know is something. She's writing it down. You shan't. You
can't tease people, Okay, Oh, all right, so that's not good.
It was. It was illegal and involved people who were
under under age. So no, no, no, we don't want

(27:21):
to go down that road tonight and television, you've got
some lips, think badly. It's the Hip Hop Awards edition.
The two thousand seventy Hip Hop Awards are happening tonight
as well. You've got the voice DC's Legends of Tomorrow
American Horror Story is on. They actually edited out the
beginning scene and they edited a lot because of what
happened in Vegas. It was it was very disturbing, so
they edited that out, so don't look for that tonight.

(27:43):
So many disturbing things, seriously, it's just it's so crazy.
And there's a new trail over Star Wars The Last Jedi,
and I'm sure we're gonna be putting that up later
on today at Elvis Duran dot com, said the geek
in the room. It's just it's okay. Both men are
intelligent and wonderful actors. They are also so attractive. Mark

(28:04):
Hamill like Grizzly Dad. Mark Hamill is so sexy. That
was hot now that he's been living on this mountain
for a long time. And then Kylo Wren is all
brooding and I like, like, I like my coffee. You
really are so weird. Alright. So, as we're sitting here
and you just finished eating the world's smallest apple, which

(28:26):
is the size of a golf ball, I'm wondering, if
you take the seeds from that and plant them, do
you now read other apples that size, well, the other
apples that that that form. That's a good question, I'm wondering.
I'm not quite sure that how you grow an apple tree.
I kind of wanted were you gonna grow an apple tree?
You live in an apartment, but that's the perfect size.
And you can't even keep a plant a lie. You

(28:47):
can't even keep a sandwich a lie. All right, we're
moving on. Um. Oh, so Friday night, Saturday night, I
can't even tell. I don't even know what day it
is anymore. Saturday night downstairs at our I Heart Radio Theater,
Demi Lavado shows up with all of her fans, the Levatics,
not all of them, but a lot of them. And

(29:09):
we had the Demi Lvado album released party, her new
album tell Me You Love Me? Incredible. It's Demi Lavado?
What could be wrong with that? She loved me? She's great.
She went to hit a note. She wasn't, I guess,
not feeling well. She sounded great to me. But she
went to hit a note and she couldn't hit it.
And so live on our radio show, she screamed the

(29:31):
F word, which we've all wanted to do. So I
have it here. Well, I know, but I think he
edited that out. Well, I don't know. Should we find
out before I play it? Let's just play it. Well,
if it we can push a button. If she did here,
here's how it went. I don't know what. Yeah, she

(29:55):
couldn't hit that, she says, but she was smiling and
she said that, she said, and everyone just laughed. It
was hilarious. I don't know what to feel. She was
great about it. I'm not. It was an unbelievable show,

(30:24):
and I'm getting remembering what it was like. Demi Lavato
is just you know how I love, love love her,
But she said, look, you know, if you're a vocalist,
that's your worst nightmare. And even though you know we're
rooting for and she could hit every wrong note there
is and we would still love her because she just
she hits a lot of right notes. But I was
totally fan girling with her. I'm a fifty three old

(30:46):
man fan girling for She's very fan girl worthy. And
she's talented. I mean, she's we all know how talented
she is, which is amazing. Daniel's mike is weird. We
have to reset your microphone anyway. So that was sad
Sturday night. Sunday we did Elsie Fest in Central Park,
which was just nothing but true stage performance. Fans, music fans.

(31:10):
They were just great. It was the most unbelievable night.
Ellen Cumming performed and I cried. I had to pull
myself together afterwards. Yes, he bar Coming, which is down
in the Lower East Village. It's in Alphabet City, which
when I first moved to New York you wouldn't go
near Alphabet City, and now it's some of the highest
rent in the city. But anyway, yeah, Bar Coming is

(31:32):
open and we had a great night, and he and
Darren Chris cut up on stage and sang and it
was a fun night. Elsie fest. I can't wait till
next next year. Last night I went to this this
thing called This Is Real, and Danielle supposed to join me,
but you got stuck in traffic. Oh my gosh, the traffic.
Two hours trying to get there. In traffic, I was

(31:52):
texting with Bethany trying to pull my hair out of
my head. Do do a Google for this is Real
New York City. It definitely is sort of escape room
slash Haunted. It's not really haunted. It's not I don't
want to give anything away, but we had a great time.
Is it like the show This Is Us where it
just makes you cry? No, no, no, I mean it
was in more intense for some of us and others.

(32:14):
I'll give you that, but no, it was. It was fun.
The people who do it are great. The thing is,
I'll tell you, when you show up, they have to
they have to be in character. But when it's over
there like really nice people like, oh my god, we
listen to your show every day and we want we
wanted to say something, but we couldn't. I'm like, well, anyway,
so do as search for This is real in New
York City. If you don't live here, fly in and
do it. They're really great. Anyway, It's a Monday on

(32:37):
a Tuesday. It does feel like a Monday, doesn't it,
But it's not. I don't let that fool you. And
we have a brand new Dave Brody phone tapp in
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(32:59):
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Single sandwich at regular price on menu restrictions. This is
sort of interesting. Half of the people surveyed said they

(33:21):
don't need a dining room in their house, said to
use it for something else. Oh yeah, dining room. When
is the last time you ate in a dining room?
When I lived in Texas, Um, my boyfriend and I
had a dining room area, would you do in there?
Did you dine? No? We never once dined. We used
the table to put all our crape stack it up. Yeah,

(33:42):
if you know, sometimes grandparents use them for holidays, use
but that's because that's the only thing I have. I
don't know, you don't have like a kitchen table, You
don't a lot of it was just eat in front
of the TV, like like at Froggy's house when when
I'm with you and Lisa and Kayden, we just sit
in front of the TV. And yeah, I've got a
little eat an area in my kitchen and then as
that bartop we could eat at. I tried to talk
Lisa into getting rid of the dining room table in

(34:05):
China cabinet and putting a pool table in there, but
that didn't go over very well. Why not we get
more use out of that than we do the dining room.
I actually don't have anywhere in my house for eating.
You just stand at the counter. Yes, So what do
you do? I usually eat on the floor, Like I'll
eat on the floor in my bedroom, food off the floor.
She puts the food on the floor and eats it.

(34:26):
Whatever I find, I'll eat like I'll eat on my bed,
I'll eat at the sink. Well, we have just turned
into this world not wanting to sit in the dining
room tablet. So this is so weird that you're even
talking about this. Just the other day, Trish and I
were going over our house. We're looking around and do
you know we have a room. We have a living room, right,

(34:47):
no furniture, nothing in it, So we have a dining
room was like a table that's not really a dining
room table. And we have a living room with nothing,
and we're sitting there saying, we don't need it, we
don't use it. What do you do with it? And
I'm so glad you even brought this up, because I
don't know what to do with some of these rooms.
So what do I do with my dining room? What
do these rooms? But what do you do with them?

(35:14):
I don't know because we eat in the kitchen, get
in the kitchen. Here's the thing. You own them. We'll
do something with them, but you know, you do something different.
At the point I'm trying to bring up, I guess
is with fifty of people in America saying they don't
even use their dining room, don't need it. Then use
it for something cool. Put something funny like Froggy saying,
putting puttle table in there, or why didn't you give

(35:35):
it to your wife to a walk in closet bench.
Oh look this just in someone used their dining room.
Excuse me, holdo, Nicole, how are you good morning? How
are you just fine? So you actually use your dining
room yesterday? Yeah, I used it yesterday, but we haven't

(35:56):
used like Christmas. What did you do in there? Um?
Usually for like the holidays, we just pushed its table
up against the wall and like a side. You said
you used it yesterday though, Yeah, my dad's girlfriend came over,
so she decided just to have dinner there for some reason,
because it's a table, because it's a dining room. We

(36:18):
literally never use it. Most days were like in the
living room. What little does the does the dining room
table just end up getting cluttered with stuff. Yes, all
of our mail goes on it. Right, we have like
ministries that don't need to go anywhere, and we put
it on that. So it's kind of turning into an
office sort of you know what I'm saying, or like

(36:39):
purgatory for your stuff. Ours is a lost and found.
We put stuff around in there that we find all
over the house and we don't know where to go.
Can we call it lost and found? So where's my sneakers?
Check the lost and fantasy? That's more that we go
and getting more use out of your lost and found room.
Then you did your dining room. I will tell you, Nicole.
You know, every once in a while we will go, Okay,
let's set the table and have friends over and said

(37:00):
in the dining room, and it's it seems like we're
in someone else's house. It's like I don't even know
where we are. Oh, that's right, this is my house.
It's kind of weird. Well, thank you, Nicole. I'm congratulations.
I'm finding your dining room yesterday. I love you too.
Have a great day. Okay, Hey, let's go live to
Susie's house where she's using her dining room table, right,
now what are you doing on your dining room table? Hi, Elvis?

(37:23):
Oh my god, I'm eating at my dining room table
right now, having cereal cereal. Wow. I never thought you
could eat something as informal as cereal in the dining room.
Does that? Do you eat in there every day? Ah? Yeah?
Which section of the table are you sitting at right now? Um? Well,
there's actually four chairs and I'm sitting at I don't

(37:45):
know the one on the right. How weird, But I mean, congratulations.
You're using a dining room for what a dining room
is supposed to be used for. Everyone in your that
you live with have their spot at the table, because
in my house you have your chair, right Yeah? No,
not really, Actually we just um we share. I guess

(38:07):
we said the different one every time. It's just one
other person. Yeah. When I had dinner at Froggy's house
in the kitchen, at the kitchen table, I went to
sit down and I hear h and I went, what
what that's where I sit? That's my spot? Sorry, you
have to sit over there. That's the guest spot. At
least has a spot, has a spot, Susie, aren't you

(38:28):
a little lonely in that big dining room by yourself,
a little lonely. I bet all right. Well, thanks for
calling Susie. Have fun alone in the dining room. Thank you, guys.
Sounds so scary. Huh huh alone in the dining room. Hello, Mark,
how are you doing? Well? What's going on with you?

(38:49):
You know, just on my way to work. But I
had to let Froggy know that they make fool tables
that you can turn into dining room tables, just like
a cover to them. Wow, a little Merphy table. Look
at that. Yeah. My my parents are redoing their condo
and because it's the condos, they've got limited space. But
my dad wanted its pool table, so they decided that

(39:11):
they're going to do the combo. It's not cheap, but
it's uh, it's pretty cool. There you go. So there's
an idea for you. I'll look into that. As long
as you don't hit your meat loaf in the corner pocket.
You're fine. I thank you, Mark, I love you guys.
Your day. Oh wait, I got another idea for you.
All right, screw the dining room table. Do what Terry does. Terry, Yeah,

(39:32):
you turn your dining room table into a white a
ping pong table. So how do you have a you
have a net that you put up. Yeah, they sell
a net. It just slips on the table and then
you know it's ping pong table. So that's what you
see when you walk into my into my dining room.
See that's more fun. Who didn't love a good ping
pong table? Yeah? What happens is one person wants to

(39:53):
eat and the other one wants to play ping pong.
You eat the other room, but the cat runs around
with the pickupong walls now, so they can't always screw
things up. All right, Well, thank you, Terry, I appreciate it.
So there you go. Dining rooms of Americans think they
don't need it. You know, what I always thought would
be cool is that you set the table and you're dining,
you know, and it's there, and then you bring home

(40:14):
somebody and you're like to throw all the plates on
the floor and you throw them down on the dining
room table and do them. Yeah, do you often do
your friends on your dining room table? Never? Okay? All right,
you guys ready for butt Hurt? Yes? They sent me
this game last week and we played it once. Froggy,
you want to play but Hurt yes, I love but hurt. Well, yes,

(40:38):
it's not time for but hurt if they even knew
that we used it and played it. I love this music.
It makes me want to steal a car. So well,
go ahead. There's plenty here in Manhattan to choose from.
So this butt hurt. It's a card game and you
pick cards up and you read. You know, it's a
good group game. But by the end of this game,

(40:59):
we're all hating each other. Yeah right, that's kind of
how we end all of our games anyway, Okay, okay,
So here in this room, it's great to it's Froggy,
it's Danielle and Bethany and Scary and me. Ready. Who
thinks there God's gift to the opposite sex. Even I
can't argue with that. Oh God, exactly. Oh this was awful.

(41:22):
Why are you looking at me? No, No, I'm looking
at everyone. Who is going to die first? I guess
I am on the old the stomach pains I've been
having lately. I'm thinking maybe has a heart condition. I
just thought about it yesterday. I gotta tell you, I
think Scary dies first. You think he doesn't do any exercise,
He just goes someone sleeps. It's also just like mentally

(41:43):
so happy all the time, a good space. I don't
know me I was. I used to be a heavy smoker,
so it could be med cancer kind of fixed us.
How you guys are playing top that deadly disease. But
I had thyroid cancer? All right, you too, win, I know,

(42:09):
but you guys, look at you. You came out of that. Okay, okay, okay.
Who in this room is the where are you going? Nate?
But hurt? Who is the worst liar? So when you
can see right through? I think scary? I'm a pretty
bad liar. You told me that one. Do you think
Brody is? But he's not in the room. You always

(42:29):
know when Brody's full of crap, which is most of
the times. Who would sleep with somebody for money? Broggy?
You would, yeah, for sure, no doubt you say yes,
would do it too? Would you? Would? You? Absolutely? You

(42:50):
would have sex with someone for money? Who has sleptos?
Own for money? That's just be the question. Well I
didn't ask that one. It wasn't my money. I was
going to say that answer the eighties? All right, Oh,
here you go. Who would you least like to be
your boss? I would have a lot of football. There'd

(43:14):
be no structure whatsoever, a fun environment. I think Friday. Okay, okay, everyone,
we everyone has to answer. Who is the last person
you'd want with you on a deserted island? I would
say Greg. Yeah, no, I would choose Greg. Actually, thank

(43:34):
you very much. Would you least want to be on
an island with deserted island? I think Scary only because
he has no marketable island skills. T is really good
at construction and he's very creative. I think it could
build me a lean to But I feel like Scary
would just panic if he didn't have WiFi. Scary would

(43:56):
would survive an hour? Ye going to post all this
stuff we do on this island. Starry can't fix anything,
so he would not know how to like build anything
like something to keep us, you know, dry. Next question,
who is most likely to have had anal sex? What
do you mean most likely? Okay, who's second most likely?

(44:20):
I'm not opposed? Okay, Okay, this is by the way,
this is the name of the game is but hurt uh?
This next question, I don't know who doesn't deserve the
life they have right now? Yeah? I'm very deserving. Yeah,

(44:46):
that's true. Don't give you that one is more than
anyone these rooms. I don't know what to do with him.
Will you're right? I don't You're right? Who is most
likely to be a hoarder? Bethany Bethanylty? Who has the
biggest ego in this room? Mate? I can't. I can't
argue he was most likely to contract an STD? Alright?

(45:13):
Who is the outcast of this group? The outcast? I
don't think great T is. I don't know. Froggy isn't
No T will say him because he never gets invited anywhere?
Are you ready? Are you ready for them? I really
am crying on the inside. Are you ready for the
very last but heard question? K I need a drum

(45:35):
roll for this one, y and I need a brody?
You missed? You were the all right? Here we go? Ready?
Who masturbates the most? Absolutely? Every Friday? Every Friday, I
try to go more and more, but I mean every
Friday definitely announces this is one day. I did it

(45:57):
this morning already. I think Froggy. I think Froggy to anything.
I won't disagree with that once a day, two much
or no? All right, there you go and I do
it while driving home. Oh my god, A little upset
the questions in there. I don't know if I should

(46:21):
be upset, whatever, should be happy because the last two
times we've played this, not one answer has been made
I know. So I don't know if that's a good thing.
But there's there's you know, we've only barely scratched the
service in these cards. I bet there's a lot of
Danielle esque things, you know, if I want that? Maybe
I don't want that to get deeper into. But we
need to get probing. I welcome it. We need to

(46:43):
get pro Is that the second edition? We need to probe?
But are you okay? Straight days? Oh my god, some
of these cards you cannot say that. No, no, no,
I question from the deck? Uh okay, we gotta move on.

(47:04):
Oh all right, so it's called but HERT. They sent
it to me. I want to even know we're talking
about him on the radio. How much is it? Did
you find it? Oh? Yeah? It? Wait? All done? Amazon.
We love our board games here. But okay, let's let's
move on. Let's get into headlines. What's going on? Okay,

(47:25):
let's start in sports. The Yankees beat the Indian seven
to three in Game four, yesterday, So Danielle is a
happy lady today. Poster boy Josh not so much. Moving
to the West coast. At least ten people are dead
this morning due to deadly wildfires in northern California. Over
fifteen hundred homes and businesses have been burned by the
fifteen wildfires, and familiar counties like Napa, Sonoma, and Mendocino

(47:49):
are affected. A nineteen year old Texas Tech student is
in custody after shooting and killing a Texas Tech police
officer over the weekend. Officials had found drugs in the
students dorm brought him in for a wellness check, which
is when he shot the officer. Yeah. Uh, this is
a very important story. Nine fallen firefighters were honored over
the weekend at an annual ceremony in Emmitsburg, Maryland. It

(48:11):
normally happens at the National Fallen Firefighters Memorial, but was
moved inside due to weather. The names of the fallen
firefighters were read and the families received a rose and
a folded American flag that had flown over the capitol.
This was also the twenty fifth anniversary of the National
Fallen Firefighters Foundation. Look there there for US five days
a year, but especially with what's going on in northern California. Today. Yes,

(48:34):
today is World Mental Health Day. This is your hourly
reminder to take a deep breath. And December is my birthday.
But this year it is also the last day that
a O L instant messenger will be a thing is
going away, So now you'll have to find another way
to talk to your crush. And those are your heavling

(48:55):
Thank you, Bethany. All right, we've got a new phone
tap from Dave Brody coming up next. I just say
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(49:37):
I found something really cool. Um there's a long term
happiness study going on up at Harvard and it's been
going on since. Actually, President Kennedy was one of the
original people in this study. About sixty people are still alive.
They're in their nineties now. So they've been tracking these

(49:59):
people since it's the thirties to see what it is
that makes their long term happiness valid. All right, So
they now have two main keys to long term happiness
from this long study. Being such a long study, I mean,
these really it's whittled down to these two incredible things.

(50:20):
We'll let you know what are they. I'm not going
to tell you it doesn't make me happy. Anticipation is
one of them. I'm I'm kidding. I'll tell you what.
Life after the phone tap. Let's do the phone tappen?
You know what, most people, at least the guys are thinking,
what lots of sex? No, that's not happiness. Long term
happiness is thinking it. I don't know. I mean I
would say that's that's definitely short term happiness. Really, you

(50:47):
just said that Daniel's on fire today and because my
stomach is killing me. Really, you get gassy and sassy.
Gassy equal sassy? What scary long term happiness? What do
you think this thing says? Being rich. If you know
where the shop it is, you guys are You're nowhere
near it, but we'll get to it in a minute.

(51:08):
Does it love? Can you know it's not? Just hold on?
Can we move on? I'm gonna we're gonna talk about
how you can be happy for the long term, which
is where all in it for the long term? Are we?
You know, as someone the other day said, this was
it on the show, we need to understand something about
how we live our lives. We're all terminal. You know,
it's true. We're all going to die. That is true.

(51:30):
So we need to be living our lives to the fullest. See.
I always thought as a kid that would before I go,
They're going to come out with a pill, and I'm
never gonna die. I'm not gonna do it. Okay, they're
not gonna do it. Take it, though, If they came
out with it, you wouldn't take it. You would take
it if if there's no suffering, you know, no, absolutely,
if you were healthy, you would take I love life.
I just I can't imagine being happier than I am now,

(51:54):
and I'm miserable. I think if I was given the
option of like a vampire, keeping me around forever or
or I think I would take the option of thing around.
Someone asked on Twitter, would you rather be a vampire
or a ghost? And I said a ghost because you
have more options for hijis like, there's more ways that
you can mess with people. Trickery. Yeah that I heard
vampire sex as ridiculous, But forever this is a whole

(52:16):
other debate. All right, well, okay, let's get into long
term happiness. You're responsible for them forever because you are
the one who turned them. They're like, it's the ultimate cleaniness.
I don't need cleanness. Let's move on. We'll get into
this in a minute. Shall we get into Dave Brody's
phone tap? Yes, Rody Rady to go. Yeah, you're so
quiet today. I'm sorry. I was just thinking about long

(52:38):
term happiness. My phone taps Elan Elvis Duran phone tap.
Dave Brodie's phone tap. What's it about Elvis? It's fantasy
football season, So Tyler wanted us to phone tap his
friend Matt. Matt's been having a problem logging into his
fantasy football team through the website they used for their league.
So I call Matt as the website for his fantasy
Football League to try to help him. Okay, let's see

(53:01):
what happens in Dave Brody's phone to Hi, Matt, this
is Chuck for make saying, Fantasy leagues, how are you today?
I'm good. I understand you have a problem with your
Henriette's Hooters team. We've got the whole weekend in front
of me and I can't get a team to work.
I'm trying to find you're you're locked out. That's why
I just my credit card decline. Let me give you
guys a new number or something. Let me give you

(53:23):
another credit card. Well, you know it costs us money
every time your cards decline when we try to run
it through. So why would I risk that again? Yeah,
but that's your that's your job is to take my
credit card. That's your job. People every year that do
fantasy football, you ride for addic I have a decline
credit card. We have millions of people minus one because
you didn't pay. See you, I delayed, dude, Chuck. I've
been I've been on the I've been on your web

(53:44):
page going through contact us. You guys aren't responding to
anything like it's and now you're telling me because my
my credit card declined the first time I try to
put it through that you're not gonna let me give
you a new number. Uh and see now you got it.
See there you go. I don't think we have a problem.
Now you seem to understand. What do you mean? We
don't have a problem. You may have a problem to
your team will be exactly you, just you. But I

(54:05):
have a problem. You don't need to help me with
my problem. You don't need to come. I'm telling you.
You didn't know because you're deal man. Henrietta's Hooters will
be on autopilot throughout the season. Hopefully with buy weeks
and injuries, your team will work out. Okay, maybe he'll
still in about it's not gonna work out. Okay, you're
gonna My team's gonna be a pilot all season. It's
gonna work out. Okay, it's not working out. Okay, Okay.
You still have big boob Bashers, Matts, Marauders, Matt and

(54:27):
Marauders too very original name there. Uh, the Mad Matters
and Matt's Masters. Yeah you have you have all those
free teams and that's not even that's not even a team.
Give it really? Pay attention to those teams? Oh, you
don't care about so, so if I close one out
right now, you don't care. If you don't care about them,
close out my team. Dude, Hold one second, I want
you to hear this. I want to put the phone
next to the keyboard. Hold on, do you hear this? Uh,

(54:50):
Matt's mashers You're now locked out of that as well.
You want to keep going? Who's put someone else on
the phone. You know what, do you have a manager
in that office? Put him on the phone right now. Dude.
Let me let me go look. Let me see if
I can find Let me see if I can fly one.
Hold on, let me see if I can find something.
Hold on, you know what. I couldn't find what you're
looking for. There's nobody here that gives you. You gotta
be kidding me. You're gonna shut You're gonna shut me
out of my lead for the entire year. You're gonna

(55:11):
treat me like on the phone. I'll give you my
money every year and you hit me around like this.
So let me get this biased and everybody knows your bias,
and everybody knows your website is hello, Yeah, hi Matt,
This is Chuck again, my friend Chuck. What's up. Well, listen,

(55:31):
I'm calling you back because I just wanted to let
you know. I don't want you yelling at your bank.
It looks like it was our fault. We didn't process
the card right. It wasn't actually declined. We got a
number wrong. You have me up, after all, it was
your bad. Somebody here and process your card wrong. Alright.
I knew it, dude, I knew it. So I got
my team back. I'm good to go. Everything's fine. No,
you don't have your team back because you've been addicting me.

(55:53):
But I'm just calling to let you know that it
wasn't your banks. What are you talking about? I get
my team back, you guys. I get my team back.
I get all my teams back. Right, But then you
stop worse than us by screaming and cursing me, threatening
to kill me. So it wasn't a bank arrow. We're
square away on the payment, but we're gonna go ahead
and refund. You're telling me that because I got upset,
because you guys you're gonna me over. You've got to

(56:15):
be kidding me. You totally ruined morning. Speaking of ruining
your morning, you've actually made the mornings of most of
our listeners. Uh, Tyler and I are phone tapping you,
Matt mad This is Dave Brody from Meli Store in
the Morning Show. You left your computer, but he changed
the password. Dude, I couldn't. I couldn't put my players
in from my last night. Wow. They take it very seriously. Jeez,

(56:43):
so obsessed. Thank you Brodie. If you have an idea
for a phone tap, someone you know is easily phone tappable,
very gullible, maybe we can put some something together with you.
Go to Elvis Durand dot com and click on the
phone tap link. We do phone taps every day. Maybe
yours will be on tomorrow. This phone tap is prerecorded
permission Grant, Phil and Tab in the Morning Show. Alright, alright,

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(58:15):
com slash elvis trying. We love getting into jingle ball
season because that's where we are headed today. A lot
of our big jingle ball contract turn announcing their lineup.
I don't here in New York. We're gonna be at
Macy's Harold Square. I know that. Why one d you

(58:36):
guys will be announcing this afternoon at five o'clock. Right Frog, Froggy,
Froggy work here. Froggy doesn't work here anymore? Got there
early to announce we miss Froggy This is a by
the way. This is this marks my annual drag Danielle
by the wrist through the shoe section because we always
have to go from like a holding area in Macy's

(58:57):
down to the stage and that goes direct clean through
the shoe section. And every year we are almost late.
You do lose your way. I do, and I don't
know how many do. I say I'll come back for
those when I'll come back for the movie. It is
kind of rough. We had to go shopping for a
gift for someone yesterday and we were next to the
shoes and this, and I was they had the best

(59:18):
stuff too, but I pulled myself out. There's this one shoe.
I'm not gonna give you the brand, but it's really cool.
You can put these um these things on the shoe
and interchange them. They have a little snaps on them
called I don't know, but one of them now one
of the things. It's it's one thing you can snap

(59:39):
on your shoe. It's really cool. It's a spaceship with
a rainbow coming out of it. Oh that's cool. Need
don't you take shoes with spaceships and rainbows or kind
of I'm looking at the list straighten out of some
of the artists and some of the guests we have
coming up. Listen to this Pink is she tomorrow? It's
a yes or No week later this week. Also Charlie

(01:00:01):
Pooth and Andrew Lloyd Webber shut up and who gives
the opera is? Oh my gosh. I was so obsessed
with fan of the opera. I used to go into
New York City, stand in front of the sign and
just touch it. Well, he's gonna be He's gonna be
on with and Eric McCormick of course, will yeah, Frog,

(01:00:22):
what's up? Frog? I can't hear you. I can't wait
to ask Charlie Pooth about the throwing turtle on my
knee that Nate comed up. You know what? That's all
I hear. Now, Well, I've gotta tell you it's really
funny you brought that up because a lot of people
this weekend we're agreeing with throwing turtle on my knee,
But we don't have the sound it sounds like he's

(01:00:43):
saying that. But anyway, great guest, I mean I love
that we just have this variety. We have Pink, we
have Eric McCormick and Andrew Lloyd Webber. I got to
get my fan of the opera doll and bring it
into again. Sign it. I've got an issue. Are you
fan girling? I really am. I'm not even kidding. I
was so obsessed with Fantom of the Opera that I
used that. My friend has this voice that sounds like,

(01:01:04):
you know, Phantom. He would call and leave me voicemails,
and then it was Phantom calling me because I was
so obsessed with That's a bit creepy, No, it was
my favorite. Here's Charlie Pooth throwing that dirt alone money,
throwing that turtle on my name, throwing that dirt alon money. Now,
what's he really saying? Dirt all on my throwing that

(01:01:24):
dirt all on my name, throwing that dirt alone money. Yeah,
I hear that too, Yeah, hear turtle on any throwing
that dirt alone money. That funny how the brain works.
If you say to yourself, it's that's one. It sounds
like that one, But if you say the other one,
it's that one throwing that Okay, what is the words again?
Throwing one dirt all on my name? Ya think that

(01:01:46):
throwing dirt on on what? Throwing that dirtle on my name,
throwing that dirt on all my names, throwing that dirt
all on my name. Okay, throwing that dirt all on
my name, throwing that dirt alone money. So you hear
that right now, now, turtle on the knee, you're gonna
hear that, throwing that dirtle on money. And I haven't changed.

(01:02:09):
And then what's this one? What is this is? Fields?
Calvin Harris, Katie Perry. You'll be afraid to catch fish?
Don't be afraid to catch fish? Listen, Saliabedicas bears. Yeah,
don't be afraid. I mean some people are frightened to
catch fish. Oh yeah, I don't like them, saliabedands bears.

(01:02:30):
You mean, what is it supposed to be? Don't be
afraid to catch Fields feels Saliabedicas bears sounds like fish.
I'm sorry. Yeah. And then there's gumbo. There we go.
I haven't had enough gumbo a gumbo for twenty four
that's like two dozen servings of gumbo. My gun? We do?

(01:03:04):
What Gregory? What do you? What do you have? Over
the weekend? I was listening and I heard I think
it's renew Maroon five and Adam Levine. There's these lyrics
in it, and he I could have swore. He says,
he does a lot of you know, the bad word,
you know for you, the s word, I do a
lot of for you. But then all of a sudden,
but somebody said, that's not what they're saying. And I
was singing in the car and I'm like, I can't
believe he gets away with saying he does a lot

(01:03:25):
of for you. He doesn't, he does. They don't say it.
They he says something like something else, wishing something. Hold on, Scar,
are you watching Scary? He's been here trying to find
the sound, but he looks like, but do you know
the song yet? Okay, we're looking at Scary's trying to
find the song, but he looks like he's the Phantom
of the opera, her shoulder with the part. He's in

(01:03:45):
a crouch position, and as he searches on the computers,
he's going, okay, I heard the same thing. Okay, well
what are we doing here? We're playing with Greg was
talking about Okay, can you get to it? Yes, this
is the Adam Levine to play the whole songs bad words.
Tell me if you done mean mean, mean a lucky

(01:04:10):
lucky enough ducking enough right there. I just heard that. Yeah,
you know what he say it I do so much
for you. I know. I heard him saying how much?
I mean, do you hear what he's doing? He does
it for her all if he does whole side. That's right,

(01:04:34):
U heard it. I was seriously, how much can I
do for it? Sounds like, oh, I do this for you? Right? Yeah?
How much can I do for pimp ship? Someone needs
to call John Ivy. All right, all right, okay, so
where we are we? Okay, Pink, Charlie Booth, Andrew Lloyd

(01:04:57):
Webber and Eric McCormick. So cool, here you go. All right,
we gotta move on. Okay, we've really done. We've done
a good job with us. Uh what? Oh yes, Oh
my god, I forgot. This is what I meant to
talk about. Okay. They did a study on long term happiness,
and the really the only way to do a study
on long term happiness is it has to be a

(01:05:17):
long term study. So they started the study at Harvard. Hi, Harvard, Hey,
new Haven you uh back in. It's still going on.
So the people from started with they're still studying their happiness.
They still have sixty people alive about sixty people in
their nineties. Over the course of almost eighty years, the

(01:05:38):
researchers have found the two main things that affect long
term happiness the most, and most of us won't understand
this because we haven't been alive as long term as
these ninety year old people. As we get older, you
start to focus on these two things that have made
you the happiest. Number one, don't sweat the small stuff.
Try not to let things stress you out if they

(01:06:00):
don't really matter. That means you have to start putting
things in perspective and realizing what's important and what's not.
And it's hard to do that when you're flaming mad
about something tiny, but at that time it's the biggest
thing that you have going you're mad at it. Yeah,
I feel like I want to rephrase that because I'm
so sick of that phrase that I just blow it off.
When some i's like don't sweat the small stuff and

(01:06:21):
it's all small stuff, like that gets to me. But
maybe it's like, don't have a big reaction from a
small thing. They're going to say that. People who can
do that tend to be happier in the long term,
they realize life is short. Focus on the good stuff.
Don't let the bad stuff in life stress you out
that much. Some bad things will happen. You have to
be resilient. And I always tell myself that I'm going

(01:06:43):
through a bad time. It will pass. It always does,
and usually I let myself off the hook. I'm good.
I always trying to tell myself you'll get through this
because there's no other option. So you're going to get
through it. There you go. So keep in mind these
are long term as people have put around a long time.
They're saying, hey, when you're our age, you'll realize this,
so why not try to realize it now. Secondly, and
I think this is so important in the long term study,

(01:07:07):
long term happiness study, don't let yourself become too isolated.
Now even Dr Oz has talked about this. They have
found a really strong connection between how happy people are
and how much they socialize and how close they stay
with friends and family. It doesn't mean you have to
stay in touch with everyone, though, But they're saying being

(01:07:30):
isolated is not good. But neither is spending a lot
of time with people who are toxic or negative all
the time. So the long term rs, they know what
they've lived this long. There two magic keys to long
term happiness. Long term happiness or don't spit the small stuff.
And you need to socialize. You need to interact with
people in a positive manner. So there, get out there

(01:07:51):
and do it now. It's eas We do it here
every day. I mean, you know, look, we have our
negative times, but we we have a lot of positive
times here too. I think they outweigh but you know,
I don't know. But there's a third edition and this
from straight Nate. As far as health benefits go, they
interviewed a lot of people who lived to be very

(01:08:14):
very old. There is a common thread in the diets
of all these people. Beans, really beans, you know, the
magical fruit they're saying. They're saying that, well, yes, they
make you gassy, they're good for your heart the more
you eat exactly see either even fun to talk about beans.

(01:08:37):
I mean to me, it always takes me back to
that Mediterranean diet concept where you know, people that eat
this Mediterranean diet live longer, greater lives. I mean, they're healthier.
So beans, eat some more beans today. So socialize with friends,
fart on them and don't sweat the small stuff. It's
just a fart. It'll it'll dissipate. You have to think
of bad things as farts. A bad thing will happen

(01:09:00):
and it just goes away. See bad moment. They dissipate
like farts. There, I said it. What. I don't like
that word art? Why what do you call it? Then?
I don't call it? I don't know. Pask wind when

(01:09:23):
you go, you gotta call it something. I don't call
If you have to call it something, what do you
call it? Yeah? Like if somebody does it, what do
you say? Passing gets? I don't talk about it. If
they do it, I walk away. You don't know the
beans song? No, I know what. I just don't like
to sing it. Beans good for your heart. The more
you eat, the more you part, The more you part,
the better you feels to eat some beans with every look.

(01:09:44):
Bethany is so uneasy. She's queasy and easy. Alright. We
once did an entire Acquired Taste podcast on that subject,
and I almost didn't speak the whole time. We all
do it. We need to desensitize you to do it.
If not, you blow up. No one likes them. That's
the four letter F word that I refused to say. Yeah, wow, alright, alright,

(01:10:07):
let's appreciate that. Here on, don't don't part day, It's
fart Tuesday. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle congratulations
to Demi Levado, celebrating her highest charting song of her
career charting charting Film Board Records. Sorry Not Sorry reached

(01:10:30):
number eight last week on the Hot one. Her previous
best was number nine on the charts with this is
Me with Joe Jonas from Camp Rock. I'm gonna play
that when she was doing the Demi Vado this isn't
working in our theater, in our theater? Interesting? Yeah, she
did the album released party in our theater and she

(01:10:51):
went to hit that note and she couldn't hit it.
So she used the F word the other afford and
here it is now. Yeah, I don't know what she
was a little under the weather. She sounded awesome. Even
when Dami Devatto sounds what she feels is her worst,
she sounds better than anyone. Let her finish the song.

(01:11:13):
We'll get back to daniel Report. Love that song, alright.
So te Paine's next album is called Oblivion, coming out
November seventeenth, that six years after his last album came out,
So we're ready for that. Cardi B number one on
the Hot one hundred for a third straight week. I
found somebody that curses more than me, Cardi B. She

(01:11:34):
I was. I follow her on Instagram as you should,
and whenever the kids are around, I have to lower
the volume because they can't hear it. Daddy Yankee personally
delivered boxes of food to Puerto Rico, so that's pretty cool.
Amy Winehouse, her dad is planning to do something with
her music. Six years after her death. He announced that
the Amy Winehouse Foundation Gala, We're going to make a

(01:11:55):
musical to celebrate her life in music. We want to
do something that remembers Amy what she was, and there's
so much more to her than just the drugs and
the alcohol. So that's going to be excited. I cannot wait.
A new trailer for Star Wars The Last Jedi, putting
it up for you and Elvis to random check that out.
Coming out. It's actually coming out Christmas. It's coming out
on your birthday. That's so such a good present for you,

(01:12:18):
and it is eighteen days away, Elvis, eighteen days what's that?
The release of Jigsaw Saves. Excited. I'm counting down to October.
If you include today Jigsaw Saves, the next Jigsaw movie,
You're so funny. I love those movies because they make
you think like they did, like puzzles and how to

(01:12:38):
get your head out of the thing they put your
head in. I saw the trailer they put your head
in something so alright. Here's more lyrics, Beans, Beans, the
magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel. So lift
your leg and let it squeer. It depends where you
grew up. Book kind of song you learned? All right?

(01:12:59):
Let's sink Battle pap here's another text. Girls don't fart,
They whisper in their panties. Two words you hate one? Okay,
Let's sink battle. Hip Hop Awards in edition tonight, the
two thousand seventy Hip Hop Awards, going down the voices
on You've Got the Flash. DC's ledgends up tomorrow American
Horror Story. There was supposed to be a really disturbing

(01:13:20):
shooting scene in the beginning of the show tonight. They
have edited that down because of what happened in Las Vegas.
Which was definitely the smart thing to do. Next hour,
we're going to talk about Oprah. What is the thing
she just did for the first time in decades? She
deposited a check. Really, I just said, next hour, did
do that? That's called the you asked a question that

(01:13:44):
the tea jack asked right there. You know you love me?
Tell me you love me? Lucky? I love you, tell
me you love me, love you, but you're lucky. I do.
Look me and the I say, I love you, Elvis
saying you can't do it. I love you. It looked
down a little bit. Hey, so great teas topic trains
on the way, and Sam's feel good. It's wait till

(01:14:08):
you see what she's done with our friend Stephen Singer.
You know I hate Stevenson, you do, and we're gonna
hate him even more in a second. So I hang on.
I just wanted to say I love you guys so much.
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(01:14:59):
Popping moddles, I'm on a boat, bitch's I'm super happy
sometimes yeah special. Hello to Alan Cumming. We went to
his bar bar coming this past weekend. Fabulous time. He was,

(01:15:23):
of course one of our big time performers at the
Elsie Fest show Central Park this past weekend. What an
unbelievable night that was. Wasn't it great? Bethany so incredible?
His performance was sick. He is one of those people
who is talented in every single way. He's just unreal.
He was walking around backstage and Elvis You kept saying, like, Bethany,

(01:15:44):
go out to him, talk to him and say hi.
I never did because I just was so in awe
of him. I couldn't really. Alan Cumming is the most
approachable guy. He would walk up to you and take
your phone out of your hand and take a selfie
with you. That's so cool. There's someone else I met, Kayala.
Her name is Kayala Settle, and she was in a
waitress and she was in Le miz I believe and

(01:16:04):
now she's in this new project with Hugh Jackman. And
she got up on that stage and started belting out
these notes I've never heard come out of a human being.
Before she went out there on stage without her shoes on.
She was like, I can't sing within the shoes. She
came off stage. She she gave everything she had in
her performance, and when she she came off stage, she
fell on the ground and just rolled around. It was

(01:16:26):
so great. Anyway, we hung out with her. It was
a great weekend. Hey, we're about to get into sound
with Garrett. We also have a great tease, uh topic
train ready to go, but provoking topics. And here's my thing,
I don't know. One of my reasons why you shouldn't
be doing this job is I don't finish topics subjects.
Do you ever find yourself starting a sentence and then

(01:16:48):
going wait and starting another sentence? Yeah, so a few
moments ago I did it, and I caught myself and
people corrected me. We were talking about a study out
of Harvard, and I said, oh, gotta say hello to
new Haven. Well, we all know that Yale is a
new Haven and Harvard is up in wherever and The
reason why is we used to go to the Yale
Harvard football games and there's a huge rivalry between the two.

(01:17:11):
So my finished thought would have been, Hello, New Haven,
we know how much you hate the fact on reading
the study from Harvard, it's kind of like, yeah, when
you associate two things even though they're not actually exactly right. Yeah,
Like or you look at a word that you're about
to read and you say it out loud even though
it's the wrong thing. Right. Have you ever been on
campus at an ivy lead school? Okay, we don't let

(01:17:34):
me on. We I've been to both Yale and Harvard
with friends who went there. I they see me coming
and they we don't want you here. Shutter all the windows.
You will bend our intellect. But I mean, you see
pictures of these beautiful, beautiful campuses that have been around
since you know, whenever, and these gorgeous Gothic buildings that

(01:17:56):
stained glass. I mean, it's like Harry Potter. It's like
it it looks like Harry Potter's world. Anyway, It's just
so beautiful, and to be able to walk around the
library at Yale is just stunning. You would go crazy
in the you would love it. But then you know,
I left and we went to waffle house. What I
have always wondered what it would be like just to

(01:18:18):
put my feet on the grass of Harvard, Yale, Princeton,
West Point, Annapolis, all these places on fire. I never
even depends state before my life, never been a Penn state.
So okay, well, so be game bethany uh Colgate going?

(01:18:39):
I never none of them? Did you? Did you apply
for those big huge no? No no, because I just
I knew that, like financially, it wasn't going to be
in the cards. And I also didn't necessarily want to
move that far away from home at that time in
my life. Um, and I'm glad I didn't because then
I don't have to say I was rejected from those

(01:19:00):
so I can like I have the moment that I
may not have been rejected from those schools. What scary.
I didn't apply because I knew I wouldn't stand a chance.
So I decided, you know what, I'm happy here, and
it turned out for the best. See I'm here. I
got denied from so many colleges the lists who how
many colleges do you think you applied? How many junior colleges.

(01:19:21):
Were you denied from school? All right, let's move on.
I only applied to the one school I went to
it John's St. John. I knew I wanted to go
there because I took a class there for a newspaper
reporting and I said, this is where I want to bait.
And I pulled and got in. That was it, It was,
It was. It was easier from there went here a song.

(01:19:48):
I was flipping around and it hit this like old,
old old music station and the song came on. Because
you're saying, you're talking about Jig Saw or as you say, Saw,
and so when I have you guys even heard this song?
It's called sky High by Jig Saw. It's like this

(01:20:10):
old candy sappy song. Wait till it gets to the
it gets to the course. But it's kind of funny. Really,
shall I perform for you? Stop? You blown it all
sky High by telling me a lie without a reason.

(01:20:35):
You blot it all sky I couldn't turn it off.
You blown it all sky Wait. Wait, Brodie, you've heard
the song before. It's like, this should be enough James
Bond movie. It shouldn't be. My point is this, If
you try to release a song like that today you

(01:20:56):
would be laughed out of the tracking world and like what,
it's so earnest. I love it so much. It's just
like they he just says what her feelings are very literally.
It's true. But what was that that other song we
played the bird? Oh we were this song was a hit.
It's just like we play like Demi Lovato Sorry not
Sorry to huge. This was like the sorry not Sorry

(01:21:19):
of nineteen whatever year. This was. This is way before
my time, but this was like like a legitimate hit.
I had everybody's head about that bad. I mean it
was huge. It was like number one. It's a way
I went a bad man. Cardi B came out with this.
I had a bad badman. What what does music goes

(01:21:42):
through these bad bad man? I mean, it evolves without
a doubt. How about my Dangling by Chuck Barry? What
in that case? This is a huge song eleven minutes long.
Let's listen to the This was a massive hit. Matha
we must do our alm Mata and our Alta. Oh yeah,

(01:22:06):
Mata is the fourth grade Diddy and it's very cute.
I learned it in the fifth I was a little behind,
but it is it eleven minute long with do mean togetherness.
If it wasn't for togetherness, I wouldn't be here to
you look at the time before you give me a
song this time okay, I can fast forward to when

(01:22:31):
he starts. But this was a huge hit here a
breaker one nine necessaries, ruber duck, you come on, convoy
was taking a huge song, for sure, for sure black
it's clean, clear to flag down, come karok in college
walk to do this. Yeah, we definitely got the front

(01:22:53):
door good. But the first shakes a live it looks
like we've got us a convoy number one. It was
a dark one movement on the sixth of June and
the Kinworth alling along. I can't play it. Oh my god,
this was number one right here the Purple People eater. Well,

(01:23:16):
I saw the thing coming out of the sky and
the one long horn and one big guy come mr
shaking in the city. It looks like a purple people.
It was a one people, all right? That was number one?
How a yellow polka dot bakini? How about this one?

(01:23:40):
Never was a number one hit? All right? Anyway, So
my point is this music evolves, We'll move on. Music evolves,
and like songs that were hits, before. I just never
will be hit again. And that sound is gone. Ye,
like anything from the fifties, I feel like it's very square.
The word school is from the fifties, Yes, Garrett. Do

(01:24:03):
you think in fifty years from now, though will be
people will be sitting around this table going Dammie Levado
released this song sorry not sorry? Can you believe this
just a hit? Yes? I don't know, because we're gonna
sit here and go yeah, no, it'll be relevant then,
you know, Well, even if you listen to like songs
from I don't know, ten years ago, where everyone was
auto tuning everything, it sounds so dated now, wasn't that case?

(01:24:24):
He's still singing one more to do? In that case
we got what about this? One was a hit? How
many smash hits? But it was a long time ago.
But in get no doubt a little more relevant? But
is it? If music is great? I love music. We

(01:24:55):
should play Purple people Eater a little more. We should
just blend it in. No one will know that's that's
a song. Anyway we threw it in. How long before
you think we would get a phone call? I don't know.
Should we test it? People just turn us off? What
was this all about the guy who gave us dominic right,

(01:25:21):
all right, so I don't know. We gotta move on.
So here's what we do. We just move on. We
just kind of stay with stay with the times. When
music comes out, we just accepted is what it's supposed
to be about. And then we move on. All right,
let's get into a sound with Garrett. All right, Garrett,
what do you have? Let's start with this for Bethany
and all the Star Wars friends. Last night during Monday

(01:25:41):
Night football, we get to see the new trailer for
Star Wars The Last Jedi. Tickets on sale now in
theaters December fifte And here's a little clip. That's the
only way to become what you were meant to be.
I need someone to show me my place and all
this excited. How excited are you? Hello? How excited? I'm excited? Okay? Good?

(01:26:14):
All right? Will Smith is trying to get back into
the music game. He's teamed up with DJ Jesse Jeff
and this is called Get Lit. It's a little Caribbean
slash idim vibe form Will Smith. Will Smith? Alright, alright,

(01:26:44):
Miley all over the place promoting her new album, even
stopped by Madison Square Garden. The other day at Billy
Joel Shows jumped on stage to sing New York State
of Mind. And here's a clip of that. What I
nd it? That allays she's awesome. We gotta look like

(01:27:11):
my Miley. She's such a little star that we're a
big star, actually massive star. Alright, cool moment over the weekend.
So the Florida Gators played l s U. Unfortunately, the
Gators did not win, but during that game, all the
fans in the stadium saying Tom Petty's I won't back
down because because Tom Petty originally from Gainesville and this
is them paying tribute. That's great. All right, there's your sound.

(01:27:53):
There you go. You're a good American. Get you very much,
Thank you so much. All right, Uh, she'll we do headlines,
as do the eleven and a half minute version of
my daggling along Mine daggling. It is eleven and a half.
Come on, headline, let's do are wishing for eleven and

(01:28:13):
a half right there? To you know what it means?
I don't know what explained to Daniel, do you know what? Okay,
let's move on, let's move and I feel like I'm
the let's move on guy. Today headlines what do you Bethany?
Okay um? So let's start with the wildfires in northern California.
At least ten people are dead today due to those fires.

(01:28:35):
Over fifteen hundred homes and businesses have been burned. Fifteen
wildfires are sort of joining together to create this just massive,
massive amount of destruction. Familiar counties like Napa, Sonoma, and
Mendocino are affected. A nineteen year old Texas Tech student
is in custody after shooting and killing a Texas Tech
police officer over the weekend. Officials had found drugs in

(01:28:58):
the students dorm. They brought him in for a wellness check,
which is when he shot the officer. Firefighters were honored
over the weekend at an annual ceremony in Emmetsburg Marathon, Maryland.
It was also the anniversary of the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation.
Today is World's Mental Health Day. It's meant to raise
awareness of mental health issues around the world and mobilized

(01:29:20):
efforts in support of mental health. This is your hourly
reminder to take a deep breath and cash may become
obsolete more and more places here in New York City.
You got to eat. They don't take cash anymore. Yeah,
and people are using electronic payment methods, credit cards or
their phones. Um, and just like it's just not the

(01:29:42):
thing that people used very often anymore. You know. The
other day I was given change. I don't know what
to do with it. I mean, I know what to
do with I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna put it
together and take it down to the bank and you know,
get my money on. But it's just having changed is
so odd. And I was trying to figure out why
my purse is so heavy, and a to one of
it is the change that's sitting in my wallet. The chains,

(01:30:03):
the change in the chains, the change. You never know
when you need a chain. Did we breathe? Yep? One alright, So, uh,
you want to do it next? Great team, Elvis. I'm
all yours man. Whatever you want to do, it's your show.
Thank you. The topic train. You want to do it,
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So Froggy, I'm the following that story about Dolphins coach
Chris Forrester. Yes, and you guys heard the story. Ryan
allegedly allegedly there is a video. No, no, no, no,
there is a video. Okay, well there's a video. Allegedly
he's doing a little booger sugar and some hookers, something white.

(01:31:13):
There's some some hookers involved, right. He sent it to
a hooker in Las Vegas, prostitute, and she then posted
it online his love for her? Wait, is he using
a twenty dollar bill? He was using a twenty dollar
bill and then at the end he kind of gets
it all in a pile with his pinky finger and
licks it off and says that he wishes he was

(01:31:35):
looking it off for her. Wow, look at that. The
problem is this morning they found out that well, he
he's he's married, so I think his wife's probably gonna
have a problem with this as well too, Okay, So okay,
So allegedly he's I mean, it looks like he's snorting something,
but I could be sweet and low. It could be

(01:31:57):
sweet and low powdered sugar. Maybe it could be uh,
and he wants to ladder, and so he's a ladder
and you climb out of pop if you had a laugh. Okay,
all right, So he sent First of all, why would

(01:32:18):
anyone be doing blow on video and sending it to anyone?
And it's like, really, you must think you're invincible at
that point, I think so allegedly. So in in our business,
by the way, you use the word allegedly every other
every other word, just in case someone tries to allegedly
sue us. Allegedly. So he sent it to a prostitute.
She's allegedly a prostitute. We don't know for I mean,

(01:32:40):
I've never paid her for sex, so I don't know, correct,
And so so he lost his job. He's making like
three million a year. Yeah. The Dolphins as an organization
handled it, I mean absolutely like a pro They just
immediately moved on said hey, we're sorry, we'll help you
get the help that you need, and that you want,
but we've got to move on, right And so, uh,
like I said, he's making about three million a year,

(01:33:00):
and and but I also found out he was he
owed some back taxes and stuff like that. I mean, yeah,
this this morning in the newspaper, the reporting that he
was about six thousand dollars in back taxes. Alright, so
this is a point in your life where you need
to make that decision. Is it time to get my
life together or just keep on crumbling. It's interesting what

(01:33:21):
rock bottom is for some people and what it isn't
for others. I'm curious to see if this is his
rock bottom he found all right? But you know what
though he was the line coach. Yes here he was there,
you go, it was I saw that. So why are
you laughing over there? Straight name? It is? I mean

(01:33:45):
the line coach was doing lines? What do you want
to do? So, so back to this rock bottom thing, like, okay,
have you I wonder before he this all broke, if
he was thinking to himself, you know, my life is
really out of control, so maybe I should think about
fixing some of this or do you just is your

(01:34:05):
life spiraling so far out of control you don't even
know how bad I think. I think you think you're
controlling it. So think about your life right now? Ready
for this? This is this is kind of a weird
little exercise. Is your Are you in control of your
life right now? Are there things in your life that
you are totally out of control? They're totally out of control?

(01:34:29):
I mean, it's it's kind of a weird little exercise
because you may be looking at yourself in the mirror going,
oh my god, I am really failing at this and
this and this. I never and I never really admitted
it to myself. You can relate. I mean, it's it's
kind of wild. Sorry about that. What's wrong with you? Sam?

(01:34:51):
It was not ready for the impact of what you
just says, Well, no, it's Look, most people, I'm never
going to admit to themselves that they are in the
wrong and they are their lives are spiraling out of control,
which never will. But some people you know something's wrong. Well,
you also hear interviews with people after you know they've
become sober or been arrested or whatever, and they'll say, look,

(01:35:12):
you wake up. I heard an interview over the weekend
a woman who's addicted to opiates and she said, I
wake up in the morning and I'm sick because I'm
going through withdrawal, and everything sort of hits me, that's
wrong with my life. That's when she realizes her life
is spiraling out of control. But as soon as she
gets the drugs she wants, then she's fine again and

(01:35:32):
quote unquote and doesn't have to think about it for
a while. So I think it's that cycle. Yeah, I
think what, like you had said, everybody's rock bottom is different.
I worked for somebody who was making who had a
great job, and they were making a lot of money,
and they lost everything. They lost their family, they lost everything,
and that wasn't rock bottom. Rock Bottom for them was
they were pulled over and spend a night in jail,

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and that night in jail was their rock bottom, and
that's what was the bottom, and then they climbed their
way back up again. So you don't really know what
each person's rock bottom is. It's just it's a it's
an individual situation. Each time. This is a sad conversation,
but it's something you know, it's something you think about.
You know. If it's not you, someone you know is
spiraling and there's nothing you can do. But sit there

(01:36:15):
and watch them and just hope it corrects itself or
they get some help. So that being it's changing a
little bit. It is World Mental Health Day, which means
what to you? What to you? What does it mean
to you word World Mental Health Day? For me? World
Mental Health Day is um. I think more and more
the stigma is being removed from mental health. But I
think we have more work to do. And I think

(01:36:37):
that it's just to raise awareness, give people an opportunity
to talk about it if they have mental illness, to
bring it out into the open, to not feel shame
about it, and to you know, let those without it
know that, Look, it's not a failure on the person
who has it. It's not their fault. Um, It's it's

(01:36:57):
just something that they have and they're dealing with it, right,
It's true. Understand it. Yeah, it's a way to like,
that's what I think, a way to like ask questions
and understand it more and maybe, you know, be a
little more caring people who are going through it because
there's so many people going through it and you know,
don't brush it under the road. And there's different types.
It's not just one type. You're right, and they all

(01:37:18):
come together to mean it's mental health, but it's like
so many different layers. You know. It's like back in
the day when I was a kid, if someone had
breast cancer, they didn't even talk about it. It's like
bread bread, yes, bread, Well it's breast cancer. You say
it because there was. People are ashamed to talk about it.
And mental health is now that our current breast cancer

(01:37:40):
that people are just now starting to be okay to
talk about. It's I don't know, I'm so glad we're
finally talking about it. I am too. I mean, I
have anxiety. It's diagnosed. I take medication for it. It's
awesome that medication helps. Um and uh, it runs in
my family. But growing up, we didn't have language for it.
So my my family just said I was a warrior

(01:38:01):
and worried about everything work. But now we realize, oh no,
there you go. So it's good. It's good to put
language to it and to talk about it. And if
you talk about it, you can you can help it
out a little more effectively. All right, great tea, we
got to move into the your your slot on the show. Alright,
you're ready, It's now time for great tease slot. We

(01:38:23):
called it the top of train. Be excited a pretty
good topics today, train train All right, Gregory bring These
are from the mind of great to the friend Boet,
Yes and mind only It's true. Here on World Mental
Health Day, we love you. Here we go Topic number one,

(01:38:48):
bitten by a wild animal? Go okay, Elvis, So you
know I've been stung, and I've been nipped that nipped
down my ankles by a puppy. I've also been bitten
by a spider. But I'm just curious. Throw all that out.
Have you ever been bitten by a raccoon or a
squirrel or an opossum? How are you today? And have
you ever gotten rabies? Eies? And how are you bitten

(01:39:11):
by an opossum? All right? Raccoons and squirrels one hundred
two one hundred? What exotic animal have you been bitten by?
The Next topic cat darts. You're not You're never gonna
believe this. A friend of mine he won two thousand
dollars in a dark tournament. I was like, you gotta
be kidding me. Him and his partner split a thousand
dollars each playing darts. So I want to know, have

(01:39:33):
you ever played in a dart league. Are you in
a dart league right now? And have you ever won
two thousand dollars playing darts? You sound so mad. That's
ridiculous to me. I can't believe it's somebody can witten money.
It doesn't make you mad that someone wins money from darts,
but it's not the money from two thousand dollars one
eight hundo hundred, great times bad that you're winning money
at darts. Next topic, everybody likes it but me? So

(01:39:56):
some of us are very excited for the brand new
Star Wars movie. But actually I know people who are
not excited, who don't even care about Star Wars. They
everybody likes it but them. So I want to know
what does everybody like but you? Yes, Thumber, call us
now bethany Next topic. It really is a small world

(01:40:17):
after all. So you know what, So Garrett went on
a little short vacation with his family and he went
out to go get some breakfast, and when the hostess
sat him down, would you believe it, they sat Garrett
in his entire family, right next to our boss, Scott
Hopec and his family. One of the chances, what are
the odds? What a small world? So I want you
to tell me how small of the world is it

(01:40:37):
for you? One hundred How small of a world is
it for you? Yea? And finally haven't done that since? Sokay,
I just saw it. Well, recently, Oprah was on Ellen
and she happen to say, you know, Ellen, I haven't
been to the bank in X amount of years. So
finally she went to the bank, right, So I want
to know how long has it been since you have

(01:40:58):
done blank some of these obvious things that we might
be like, like, for instance, Okay, I go to the
bank all the time. Okay, but Oprah, she said she
hasn't been in the bank. That was a long time.
So I'm asking everyone that's listening right now, has there
been something that everybody does that you haven't done in just,
you know, a trillion years. By the way, I was
making fun of you calling possums opossums, but opossum really truly?

(01:41:22):
Is there scientific name? There's a song carve opossum um.
Well no, it isn't like the scientific name. Possums are opossum.
So you may say, people are asking what is an opossum?
It's like an Irish possum. Let's get into the field

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goods with Samantha. You have music for feeling good? Alright, Producer,
sam What do you have today? All right? So it
is October, which means we are back on the tracks
of our Hello Lady campaign that this time we are
not bringing you T shirts like we usually do. We
teamed up with our friends at Stephen Singer, Can We
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(01:42:03):
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It's only ten dollars, super affordable, and a hundred percent
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I first found out about them, I thought it was
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the few organizations in the world that is solely focused

(01:42:26):
on cancer research and funding, which means they're not out
there trying to make a huge brand for themselves, because
they're just putting themselves behind the computer and trying to
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So eighty eight cents of every dollar donated goes right
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hate Stephen Singer. I got some pins for you guys.
He came up. Stephen Singer was up all night coming
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Go to Elvis Durand dot com in order yours today.
Thank you, Sam. Break trainin all right, here we go, Gregory. Yes,
start here with Jennifer. Jennifer. Welcome to Greg's topic train.
Which of his topics are you calling about? Hello? Yes, Hello,
Hi Jennifer. Hey about what other people like that I

(01:43:34):
don't like? You don't like bacon and everyone loves? Do
people actually get mad at you, start yelling you because
you don't like bacon? Yes? And I see people like
my sister has an I love Bacon shirt and I
was just like, I just I don't understand. I don't
like it. Like the only person I know that's not
like bacon. A lot of people like bacon. But if
you don't, you kind of mad you stake out. Well,

(01:43:56):
I'm not gonna get mad at you. I'm mad, delicious,
be nice, hate what you want. All right, Thank you, Jennifer.
You go off. It's more bacon for us, all right,
thank you for listening. Hello, Harley, welcome to greg Te's
topic train. Which topic you're calling about? Hi, I'm calling
about getting Okay, So what beat you? I've been by

(01:44:20):
a lot of things. I've been beten by squirrels, by seagles, hawks, Um,
what what you do when in your free time? I'm
a vecinaris and I thought you were just splayed out
on railroad tracks and all the hawks are diving and

(01:44:42):
unfortunately no. All right, well, thank you. So now, rabies,
any rabies problems you find, phaming at the mouth, anything
not yet? Okay, let us know, keep an eye on
that and stay safe. Okay, thanks for taking care of
the animals. All right, thank you, Harley. Samantha welcome to
Gregg Tea's topic train. Which topic are you calling about?
I am calling about It's a small world, okay, how

(01:45:03):
small the world is it? For you? Samantha. Well, I
took my boyfriend out to dinner for his birthday and
we sat next to my ex boyfriend and his entire family.
Was there any communication between the tables? Yeah, you know,
I have to say, like, hi, how are you. We
had small talk and then we kind of requested to

(01:45:24):
change our table, but there was no other table available,
so we had a very awkward Oh I bet, but
of all the restaurants in the world and of all
the tables in the world. All right, well, thank you,
thank you, Samantha. I would not like that at all,
but you survived. You're good. Uh, Casey, Welcome to Great
Tea's Topic train. Good morning, Well, good morning. What are
you calling you about? Which topic? Things that everyone likes

(01:45:48):
except for me? Okay, so somebody just called it about
Bacon or Star Wars? What about you? Game of Thrones wounds?
I you know, I just really was not into the whole,
like premise of the show for a while, and then
now it's just kind of like, I make it a statement,

(01:46:09):
I just don't want to watch it. You know what,
you gotta keep in mind, there are there's a large
number of people who watch Game of Thrones religiously but
there's a larger number of people who don't come on.
How many how it has been not three people. I've
never seen one episode. I've never seen. If you get
into it and love it, that's great. But you even

(01:46:31):
if you mean you love Game of Thrones, right, Bethany,
but you recognize the fact that not everyone's gonna love it,
and then there's nothing wrong with that. Correct. Here we
go in my world, everybody watches all right, thank you,
thank you. Kay You're not alone? Thank you? What's up? Scary?
This is gonna make people angry? But things everybody likes
but me, watermelon corn on the cop and Bruce Springsteen.

(01:46:53):
I agree with the Bruce Springstein. Guys. You know he's
a good friend of ours and he's coming to our
jingle balls him. If not for it's like year, what's
that frog? It's like me and the Beatles. I just
don't get it. I didn't like the Beatles till late
and left. Hello Jessica, Good morning guy, Well, good morning,
welcome to Great Tie's Topic train. Which topic you calling about?

(01:47:15):
Being bit the animal? What was it? What beat you?
I was fit by a giraffe probably about years ago.
You were bitten by a giraffe. Now, were you way
up or was he way down? Um? He was way down.
We were at the New Haven Coliseum over about five
years ago, and they used to bring the animals out
there for a petting zoo. And um. I bought the

(01:47:38):
little Pellett to be for him. And when I was
holding my hands out, he hit me. Was it a
very Was it a deep bite? Uh? He equivalent to
a horse bite. Yeah, a friend of mine had his
ear bitten off by a horse. Come in a little horse. Oh. Well,

(01:47:59):
I'm glad you survived. But you didn't didn't get any
diseases or anything. No, I didn't. And actually, funny enough
on that, Mary technician. Now, so I am Raby's vaccinated.
All right, Jessica, thank you. I'm glad you came out. Okay,
after that giraffe a giraffe bike, I've never said that before. Finally,
we talked to Christopher. Hello Christopher, which of Great T's
topic should call him about? It's a small world? Okay,

(01:48:21):
how small of the world is it for you? Christopher?
So I bought a house about six years ago. And uh,
and then about two years ago I started a new
job and I went to go meet one of my
co workers, and I recognized her name, and I turned
around and had some mail for her, and I said, look,
I have your mail, and she said, well, how did

(01:48:42):
you get this? I said, this is my house and
it was actually the very first house that she had
ever bought. No way, so he's living in her old house.
A small world, a world, small world that is synchronicitieschroinicity,
one of my favorite words. All Right, Christopher, that's a
little a little scary and creepy. We have to go now,

(01:49:05):
world as, but thanks for listening to us. I appreciate
you never know. Small world, Daniel, your Daniel reports coming up?
What do you have? We're gonna talk about Oprah. He
kind of teased it, but she just did something she
hasn't done in a very long time. Wait a minute,
one more call from Brian. Brian, which of great teas
topics you're calling about at the last minute? Calling about

(01:49:27):
the Dart League? Darts? Have you ever won two thousand
dollars in the Dart League? I haven't one. But there's
a huge amount of people in New York that play
in the New York Dart League. Every Monday and Tuesday
night Ton of bars in New York. A lot of
them are packed. You should go check it out. Get
torments on the weekend. A lot of fun darts This
could be it. I can't believe people win that much
money playing darts. Why not? Why are you so angry?

(01:49:49):
Just throw a little. There's a lot of skill there. Yeah,
you gotta be really good at that. Don't listen to him, Brian,
you're great. Thanks for listening to us. All right, thanks
a lot. God, these guys are so stupid. Stand in
the morning show. Let's talk about LifeLock. You went out

(01:50:09):
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if you use the promo code zero one. In the
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Puerto Rico. They're fighting every minute of every day to
try to get things back on track. Another hero story. Uh,
the postal workers in Puerto Rico are becoming like heroes,

(01:51:35):
the mail carriers because what they're doing there, they have
their you know, daily network of where they go and
where who they see, and they're gathering information on sick
and elderly residents and far flung parts where hospitals have
closed up. And uh, they become more heroes on the
pile of heroes in Puerto Rico. It's great. That's awesome.

(01:51:56):
Feeding America, what a wonderful way to help out the
citizens of Puerto Rico, or Cleveland or New York City,
or Philadelphia or Richmond or Des Moines or whoever has
a food bank, and food banks covered our entire country.
Puerto Rico, they've had a food banker on there for
years and they were already stalked and ready before the
hurricane hit. But you know, three years from now, when

(01:52:16):
weather it's great and people are on their feet in
Puerto Rico is great, you know, just doing well. Still,
people there will need food. There are people who are
hungry in every city in America. That's why we've teamed
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(01:52:37):
You can actually have your money that you donate directed
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the whole time. You would not always know if you
look at somebody that they don't know where their next
meal is coming from. A lot of times they're in
business suits, but they can't make ends meet. Can you imagine, uh,

(01:52:59):
going home to night and your your young sons. You
don't really have anything for them to eat. Maybe you
have two eggs you can scramble and they can split those.
I couldn't even imagine. I couldn't even imagine. Those are
the stories we hear from Feeding America. So Feeding America
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for storms and good for non storms. You know, um,
you know jingle Ball seasons here. Yes, I Heart Radios.

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Jingle Ball presented by Capital One. Tickets go on sale
tomorrow morning at ten for Capital One cardholders. It's your
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could sell out the garden, but we on their own,
but we have all of them on one stage. So
it's gonna trust you because they don't tell me these things.
I don't know the list yet. It's a juicy list.
As a matter of fact, we're announcing hours here in
New York at Macy's Herald's where at five pm East
Coast time today? And then I know that y one,
you guys are announcing yours at five o'clock today as
well o'clock and Philly, all of our Jingle Bowl cities

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are announcing today. So we tried to go in the
boss's office and look at the list, but they kicked
me out. You always open your mouth and tell everyone
who it is. I just want to know one person
before five o'clock, so I feel like I'm included. No,
I will tell you our special guest, Liam Payne will
be with us at Macy's today, So it kind of
makes you, you know, they maybe maybe they tell me.

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The only person they would tell me would be there
was Elvis Durant. I'll be there. Let's go round the
road and we'll start with you, scary. What's on your
mind today? So I was taking the ferry from New
Jersey to New York City the other day and I
didn't think anything of it because I was just trying
to get from point A to point B. Saw a
family there from Wichita, met them, said hello, I said,
where you guys going? Like, oh, we're just traveling on

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all the ferries because we get the best views of
the city and we they and it made me think
be aware of your surroundings at all time, and and
and and appreciate them because I never do that. I
never look up, you know, and I think that more
of us should just look up and look around, because
this family was on this ferry looking at all the
views of the fry. It's the best view and totally free.

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Absolutely ahead. By the way, if someone tries to charge
you get on the seton hunt on ferry, I would
don't pay that, just get free the ferry it is.
The ferries are free. Thank you, scary, very good reminder.
What's up, bethany um? We all have I think that
one article of clothing that makes you feel like you
can take on the world, and if you don't, you
should find it. Mine is this body suit. I have

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three of these in black and one in black. And
now what is it about this body suit that makes
you feel invincible? You know what? It's high collared, so
it comes up right below my neck. It has super
long sleeve that have thummies so you can stick your
thumbs out, and it's a body suit which makes me
feel just like super pretty and it's really comfortable, and
it also has sp F built in um And I

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don't know why, but every time I wear this thing
like twice a week and it makes me feel so good. Yeah,
we're it on Sunday. You always look so good in that,
which is sort of like a like a backhanded whatever.
But so if you don't have that thing, find it.
And if you do have that thing, where it more often.
I don't care if people call you out on it.

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If it makes you feel good, you need that piece
of a pick me up. I'm with you. Is that
funny how an article of clothing can change everything? That's
what's up there, Danielle. So sometimes you know, you don't
know how much you love something until it's going away.
So our friend would stop a downstairs, you know, we
appreciate him leaving. Well, I found out he's going on vacation,
so I'm like, okay, well, how long are you gonna

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be away for two months? Two months without? He's going
away the end of October and he's not coming back
till the new year. And I'm like, you're taking a
two month vacation. He's like, yeah, I don't know what
I'm gonna do without smiley face most downstairs. He's like
the guy who makes you feel good every morning. Believe

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the feeling, the filling will be good, the filling, the
filling coffee person. Yeah, it's it's true. Don't take you
for granted the things that make you so happy, because
if they go away for a couple of months, you're
gonna be all piste off. Hey, we went to a
I don't know if you want to call it an
escape room or I don't want to give it a
I don't want to put it in a corner. But

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we went to this great interactive attraction last night called
This is Real out in Red Hook, Brooklyn, And I
don't want to give anything away in case you're here
in the New York area and you want to visit it.
It really was a lot of fun. And uh, you
go with your friends or eight of us, and we
had to work together to get through this thing without

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being killed basically, and um not they don't really kill you.
That'd be a little too real. So you know what
I'm saying, you wouldn't be here today. They're calling it
a horror experience. Okay, you can call it that, And uh,
I was regretting making the decision to go, and I
know Daniel was too. Yeah. We were on the phone going,

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I'll hold the purse, you guys going in, because I
don't need someone to come in my face or to
put their face in my face, you know what I'm saying,
and to start yelling at me and screaming. I get
that at work. I don't need to pay for that. Whatever.
Sorry for the Freudian slip. I didn't mean anyway. So
we we we went and we had a great time

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and it was you know, and now you know every city,
most cities have these these escape room type type fun things,
you know, and it was great. I'm glad we did it.
But Daniel couldn't make it, so she ended up at Hooters.
I was a yeah. So we were supposed to go,
were on our way, and unfortunately we hit two hours
of traffic and there was a start time at seven
because it's everything is time, and then another group that

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goes right after you, so they couldn't wait. So we
weren't arriving until ten after seven. So we just decided
to watch the Yankee game at Hooters. And we had
a great time, my husband and I and it was
funy because we're fighting over which Hooters girl we thought
was the prettiest. Like his taste as so different. I
love the Hooters picture you guys posted like yes with
the with the our waitress I think her name was Ashley.

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Sheldon was like, we went for the wings, yeah, right,
right right yeah. But even though I was sitting there,
would they show a video of all the different Hooters
girls like in their bikini contests And I was like,
she's really pretty and he's like, no, no, not that one.
We're arguing. We're arguing, yeah, over we have totally different tastes. Well,
we missed you. We missed you at this is real.

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I know I missed you too. So if you're here
in the New York area, I think it's going on
till the end of the year, So try to get
in and check it out. All right, your phone tap next.
Follow Elvis on Twitter at Elvis Sterran. This is Elvie
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Elvi's Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran. Phone tap Dave Rody's phone tap.
What's it about Elvis? It's fantasy football season? So Tyler
wanted us to phone tap his friend Matt. Matt's been

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having a problem logging into his fantasy football team through
the website they used for their league. So I call
Matt as the website for his fantasy football league to
try to help him. Okay, let's see what happens in
Dave Brody's phone top. Hi, Matt, this is Chuck for
Make saying fantasy leagues, how are you today? I'm good.

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I understand you have a problem with your Henriette's Hooters team.
We've got the whole weekend in front of me and
I can't get my team to work. I'm trying to
find you'll. Let you're locked out. That's why I did
my credit card decline. Let me give you guys a
new number or something. Let me give you another credit card. Well,
you know it costs us money every time your cards
decline when we try to run it through, So why
would I risk that again. Yeah, but that's your that's

(02:00:54):
your job is to take my credit card that you
people every year that do fantasy football, you ride radic.
I have a the client credit card. We have millions
of people minus one because you didn't pay. See I played, dude, Chuck.
I've been I've been on the I've been on your
web page's going through contact use You guys aren't responding
to anything like it's And now you're telling me because
my credit card declined the first time I try to

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put it through that you're not gonna let me give
you a new number. Uh and see now you got it.
See there you go. I don't think we have a problem.
Now you seem to understand. What do you mean we
don't have a problem. You may have a problem with
your team, will be exactly you just said you don't,
But I have a problem. Now, you don't need to
help me with my problem. You don't need to. I'm
telling you you didn't pay because you're deal man. Henrietta's
Hooters will be on autopilot throughout the season. Hopefully with

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buy weeks and injuries, your team will work out. Okay,
maybe he'll still win. About it's not going to work out. Okay,
you're gonna My team is gonna be a auto pilot
all season. It's gonna work out. Okay, it's alread working out. Okay, Okay.
You still have big Boo Bashers, Matt's Marauders, Matt and
Marauders too, very original name there, Uh the mad Matters
and Mattsmasters. Yeah you have. I have all those free
teams and that's not even and that's not even a

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team I give about it? Really pay attention to those teams? Oh,
you don't care about so? So if I closed one
out right now, you don't care. If you don't care
about them, don't close out my team. Dude, Hold one second,
I want you to hear this. We'anna put the phone
next to the keyboard. Hold on, do you hear this? Uh,
Matt's Mashers. You're now locked out of that as well.
Do you want to keep going? Who's put someone else

(02:02:18):
on the phone? You know what, do you have a
manager in that office? Put him on the phone right now. Dude.
Let me let me go look. Let me see if
I can find Let me see if I can find one.
Hold on, Let me see if I can find something.
Hold on? You know I couldn't find what you're looking for.
There's nobody here that gives you do. You're gonna be
kidding me. You're gonna shut You're gonna shut me out
of my lead for the entire year. You're gonna treat
me like on the phone. I'll give you my money

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every year and you hit me around like this. So
let me get this biased and everybody knows your bias,
and everybody knows your website is Hello. Yeah, hi Matt.
This is Chuck again, my friend Chuck. What's up? Well, listen,
I'm calling you back because I just wanted to let
you know. I don't want you yelling at your bank.
It looks like it was our fault. We didn't process

(02:03:00):
the card right. It wasn't actually declined. We got a
number of you have me up after all the it
was your bad. Somebody here and process your card wrong.
I knew it, dude, I knew it. So I got
my team back. I'm good to go. Everything's fine. No,
you don't have your team back because you've been addict
to me. But I'm just calling to let you know
that it wasn't your bank. What are you talking about?

(02:03:22):
I get my team back. You guys, I get my
team back, I get all my teams back, right, but
then you stopped worse than us by screaming and cursing me,
threatening to kill me. So it wasn't a bank arrow.
We're square away on the payment, but we're gonna go
ahead and refund. You're telling me that because I got upset,
because you guys you're gonna me over. You've got to
be kidding me. You totally ruined my morning. Speaking of

(02:03:42):
ruining your morning, you've actually made the mornings of most
of our listeners. Uh, Tyler and I are phone tapping you,
Matt mad This is day Brodie Melishore in the Morning Show.
You left your computer open. He changed the password. Dude,
I couldn't. I couldn't put my players in from last night.
You phone tap have an idea for a phone tab?

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Go to alist rand dot com, click on the phone
tap tab. Tell us what you want to do. This
phone table is prerecorded with permission granted by all party
spas etan phone tab on Ellie Stand in the Morning Show.
Hey there, it's Bethany. A lot of us are crazy
busy and we don't have time to go to the
store to go shopping for clothes, but when you go

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with fashion delivered right to your door. Danielle one more

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look at the Danielle Report. What do you have alright?
So Oprah recently told Ellen that she went to the
bank for the first time since nine eight, and she
deposited a check for two million dollars. I understand how
she told Ellen that she hadn't been to the bank
since nineteen eight, But how did the number on the
check come up? How much was million dollars? I don't

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think I will ever or any of most of us
won't ever do that, But hey, she did it, and
she's just proud that she stood on the line and
deposited herself. So there you go, two million dollars. So
Richie Sambora left bon Jovie back in two thirteen. He
did say that if they make the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame he would be open to playing still
Foggy A's why he left back then. He did say

(02:06:13):
there was some malice there and that it was time
to leave. So there's probably a lot we don't know,
but if they make it in maybe he'll be back.
Chance the rapper got pulled over in Chicago on Sunday.
He was live streaming the whole thing just in case.
He wanted to make sure everything was okay. Said, he
has a lot of faith in humanity, so he knew
it would be uh. They were pulled over for a
moving violation on his way home from church. He was

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given a warning and everything is fine. There you go.
Thank you, Daniel. This is Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show.

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