March 15, 2021 • 16 mins
What little thing gets to you and makes you SO ANGRY?!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
All right, are we continuing to bitch about things? Yeah?
Hold on, where's Nate? My computer crash? So can you
(00:24):
see me? All right? Not ideal? This is not ideal?
Well whatever, I okay, I'm gonna start with the bitching
right now. Stand up. Nobody could see you that. I mean,
you know you forget that. This is actually a podcast
too scary, so some people are just listening, right, I'm
(00:47):
going to continue the things that drive us nuts. Whenever
I watch a show with Heather, my fiance, and it's
a show neither of us has seen before. But during
the show, she proceeds to ask me questions as if
I know what's going to happen. Oh my god, yes,
that's a terrible one. So we'll be watching it and
somebody comes on the screen. She goes, and who's this guy? Like,
(01:08):
how then do the screen the same thing you're watching.
I haven't seen this before. Had I seen it, I
might help you out, but I don't know. It just
drives me nuts. Yeah. So while I'm watching shows tunate
with my wife Ali, and I pick up my phone
and she'd be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, well,
I'm just scrolling. I'm a little bored right now. And
(01:30):
then she'll pick up her phone. But then she'll rattle
off the next five minutes worth of scenes, and I
feel like I'm getting grilled, like I'm at school, Like
what did I miss? My mom will look up every
actor that's in in the movie and find out what
they're doing now, and in the middle of you know,
this is what they look like now. Oh my god,
(01:53):
Oh I'm so sorry I interrupt. That's all right, you did.
But what Froggy was saying earlier on the air about
how no one changes the cake up in the machine.
Check this. Back in the day when I used to
live on an apartment where we shared the washer dryer
(02:13):
with twelve apartments, people would not clean out the fucking
LNT trap on the dry my clothes. I'm like, that's disgusting. Now,
I gotta take my my index finger and rub it
and and scrape away some other person's gun. I was
gonna say that in regards to the microwave conversation today,
(02:35):
like you get your own lend and your own microwave timer.
Same thing, right, The microwave timer is too small of
an issue. I feel like the other ones have all
been a big issue. That one is just you guys, Mean,
what if you use the microwave is your clock? What
if that's your digital pocket in that area and you
glance at that to see what time it is? They
leave two seconds? I shouldn't have to. That's what the
(02:58):
fucking phone. It's held in the timely across the room
and see lazy, fragile snowflakes snowflakeery at its finest over here?
What were you going to say? Oh? I mean I
have so many one of them. This might be very
specific to New York though, because I live in a
(03:18):
high rise building and I'm on a very high floor.
So I think whoever is standing closest to the door
has to be in charge of the door closed button
when people get on. So if they're like ten stops
right as soon as someone's on, you need to hit
that door closed so that we can keep moving. That
door stays open our steps works. No, mine totally does. Yeah,
it'll stay open for like ten seconds. If you hit
(03:40):
door closed, it closes. So who'sever buy it? I'm like,
can you push it? Come on the microwave, but you
should push door close on the first on the way down,
you can't. You can't walk two steps to push the
button if the other person doesn't port you. Well, there's
by the way, there's a pandemic, Brodie. I'm not getting
up in someone's space to push the button they put.
It's the microwave buttons. It's not the same thing. How
(04:04):
about when somebody eats like the last like, say, there's
a bag of you know, individually wrapped cookies or whatever,
and they take the last one and leave the package
right and you go in there thinking there's one left.
At least it's empty. The same thing when you take
the last roll of toilet paper and you leave the
(04:25):
big empty bag in the closet. Yeah, screw that. Kids
are good at that. Yeah, you can tell what else
kids are good at. When my son walks in the house,
he takes his shoes off and leaves them in front
of the fucking door so that the next person that
comes in the door trips over them. How can you say,
can you move your shoes? Oh? I I didn't want
to track them through the house. You don't have to
move them three feet over so I don't step on
(04:46):
them when I come in the door. It's like they
walk out of them. As they're walking, they stepped out
of them, and they keep going, Yeah, you're gonna you're
gonna think this is weird, because I'm weird. It's weird, Yeah,
did you? It makes me nuts when people fill a
bottle with something that didn't originally come in it. Like
there's a guy that comes up here that works in
the building. Every morning he comes up and he fills
an empty Tropicano bottle with milk from our with the
(05:08):
water from our water cooler. No, no, no, it's water.
But you can't fill bottles with things that weren't supposed
to be in it in the first place. You would
hate Indian people. That's what we do. We specialize in
recycling things that are not recyclable. And why can't you
do that? I don't understand. When I was in the
office and I drank my diet pepsi, I would make
(05:30):
crystal light in it, you know, so screw You know
what if I have a peri a bottle, right and
I drink it, then I saw it with tap water,
is that okay? Just recycle it. You can feel single
use containers and yet I do s they're single use really.
I mean you can keep using them, just like a
(05:51):
plastic bag, you keep using it. I mean, if you
look at the back of a bottle of coke, it
is not refillable, so they don't want you to fill
it with anything. That's just because they want to sell
us more bottles. Right, Okay, Okay, I got one. Let
me move on from this. I get angry, Scott, I
got one. It's people who go to stores where they
have to load groceries or hardware like home depot into
(06:11):
the trunk, but they back into the spot so they
can't get to the trunk. Yeah, these are the people
They take ten minutes to back in because it makes
it a little bit easier to get out. That's ridiculous.
It is. You're going to drive a car, you should
be able to pull in and pull out. Done, idiots.
I got one. Nothing's worse to it. I'm driving with
my life in the car. We're like driving, not a busy, right,
(06:34):
and trying to find stuff. That too. Part two. When
you're driving somewhere and you're trying to find somewhere to
eat and you pass the place, she goes, Oh that
would have been a good place back there. Well, Why
the fun didn't you say I have a blood past,
no ship because you two are just the like. So anyways, yeah,
I'm like, okay, can you anyways? Okay, yeah you don't.
(06:58):
Why didn't you tell me before I passed the place?
I would have pulled in gladly? But now I have
to make a U Turney didn't see it. I didn't see.
You know, you knew it was there. We drive down
this road every day. You they didn't just they didn't
just build that place overnight. It's been there then, No, ridiculous. Anyways,
I got one, all right, So driving I think we
(07:20):
could have a bazillion on driving. But when you're driving
and somebody cuts you off, which pisces me off, but
they cut you off and then drive slow, they don't
go anywhere fucking go like hit me off, just fucking go. Man. Okay,
I got one too. I got another one back hit
a button. Yeah. First of all, I love when people
come to me for advice about you know, because I
(07:43):
live I grew up in Brooklyn and New York City area.
But my favorite is when people say, Hey, I'm coming
to New York for a couple of weeks, where should
I eat? Yeah, you're the guy, though, no way againswer
price point? How much you want to spend? What kind
of day do you want to have? That where you saying?
(08:04):
Give it family related. There's a lot of questions. You
need to give somebody a lot more information before asking
where should I stay? What? Even? Which would you stay?
What's your price point? Send you in the wald Offer
story in Midtown. If you don't give me any specifics, scared.
So it's funny because last week Alex Elvis is Alex
(08:26):
texting me and goes, hey, I'm coming out to lunch
by your house with some recommendations. So I go, well,
what are you in the mood for? And he goes,
I don't know that. There's like fourteen different things I
can give you right now. So I listened all four teens.
I go, where'd you go? He goes, Oh, I just
found the place. I don't mind. Help. We just narrow
it down a little bit. Give me some give me
some parameters, some guardrails, and I'll hold you up with
(08:47):
the right spot. I got one. I got one. It's
when you don't hear what somebody said right, they'll go
goat and you go, I'm sorry, what did you say?
And they just say goat again. They don't repeat the setting.
I need to hear you, goat? What did you say? Goat? No,
the whole thing about that, I don't hear you. I
didn't hear any of it. What when you say something?
(09:14):
But what happened? Happen? Nothing happened. I know that I
talk loud, but my wife talks like a mouse. She
will be in her closet, okay, in her closet across
the house, which the closet is key because there because
well I've tried um because it absorbs all the sound.
So she's in there, she say I need some help,
(09:37):
and I don't hear did you hear me? So now
I'll be like, no, I didn't hear you. What did
you say? The second the second repeat is exactly the
same level of the first one. I'm like, you got
to say it louder like it drives me. So now
I'll just ignore her when that, when she says something
that I can't hear loud enough, I ignore her until
she yells I'm like, oh, hey, there you go, I
heard that one. I get sort of the same thing
(09:58):
that scary gets every now and then, as far as
the Hey, we're we're should I eat? I have plants
and they are very healthy. They're thriving. They live to
be old and giant. And people hit me up all
the time and say, oh my god, why is my
plant dying? I don't know. I don't know where the yeah,
how big is the plot? What kind of plant do
you have? Have you been watering it? What kind of soil?
(10:18):
I don't know? And I always just hit them with hair.
There's an app that can help you with that. I
don't know. I don't know what's wrong with your plant,
but save it. There's something now I know. I bought
the mine. If you text me and say my name
in the text, I'm like, you're you're texting me, you
don't need to say my name inside the text that Danny.
(10:40):
It's Daddy on the text. I'm like, I know, Danny.
But here's I think with Garrett that like with older people,
there's a different line because they almost text like they
would write you a letter like oder. People also sign
it like love dad, like I know to you okay,
But when it's somebody younger and they're using your name,
they're just trying to be a dick. They're trying to
make a point, like, Okay, Garrett, that's what they mean.
That's in my head. Another one just came through Chex This.
(11:05):
This pisses me off. I'm looking to change career paths.
What's ell does this advice? I don't know what are
you good at? I can I say? I like the
angle that this camera is on you, and the way
your hair looks with this angle. Good, It's really good.
(11:29):
This is your good side, saying looks fat from the
other angle. No, but the way his hair is everything posing.
I don't say. When I saw you the other day,
I told you you look like you've lost weight since
last time I saw you. Look good. Thank you love
thirty pounds. But Nate's trying to make me gain it back.
(11:52):
He dropped. He plopped a bag of Eminem's in front
of me this morning, like it's a monster. It's your
because it makes us look skinnier when you're a f Fuck, Nate,
did you have all those donuts over the weekend? I
only had six? Oh my god, crispy cream. Yeah, Oh
my gosh. I took a box home and I'm like, yeah,
(12:12):
I'll have one more, only six more. I don't give
him often as long as you enjoyed it. And now
they have those St. Patrick's ones that Froggy told us
about in Food News. Oh I can I can't stop
thinking about St. Patrick's. It drives me crazy when people
say St. Patty's instead of St. Patty's because there's no d.
(12:34):
It's a d d y s. On that note, I
can't stand when people wished me a happy New Year's.
Oh happy new Year. Yeah, yeah, that's about don't know,
I know, speaking of what Nate was talking about with
all the doughnuts. I hate when skinny people are around
you telling you all the food that they can't eat
because they'll gain a pound. Oh my god, I can't
(12:55):
eat the bread. I can't eat this. I'm like, oh yeah,
but isn't it worse than when people tell you what
you shouldn't be eating, like it's not working. But them,
I don't know if I've encountered that. Oh yeah, yeah,
fourth quarter scary. Oh you know that egg roll? You
shouldn't really eat that egg roll because you want it.
By the way, Gandhi about your plants. Someone asked me
(13:16):
a couple of weeks ago because I said I had
two dogs. They said I'm thinking of getting a dog.
What kind of dogs should I get? How can I
answer that? I can't answer? What kind of dogs should
you get? Do you have a backyard? How should I
train it? Well? Like, what are you doing? What do
you like? You're like? Shorthead, big dogs? Smaller kind of
dog should I get? No idea that kind of runs
your life for you because you can't run your own.
I feel like we all sound like such assholes. I
(13:41):
know this is very well like heads on this. If
you never heard us before, I would say, like, don't
ask us anything, don't ask us for any help, don't
give us any advice. Fuck you just google it? Yeah?
How much time's left? A half? What half? What was that?
(14:07):
That was my water bottle? Did the water single use? Yes?
I did. Usable shopping bags from shop rights say can
be used up to one hundred and twenty five times.
(14:27):
What happens? That's all just waste ship all the time?
You're going to cycle them? Or I used them as
garbage bags? How does the bag when I used a
hundred and six times? The center we designed a five
times text a guy whose bag broke at a hundred
(14:48):
twenty six Okay, mine usually rips after like two. By
the way, Whole Foods, they charge you ten cents if
you use their bags, right, and they give you a
ten cent discount if you bring your own bag. So
if I buy one item and I go, I don't
want to bag, and I just take the ice cream,
they don't give me the discount. I'm not using their bag.
They go, Nope, you have to bring your own bag.
I go, I don't need a bag. I can't give
(15:10):
it to you. I would bring a bag to show it. So, look,
I got a bag, garret whatever. It is, a banana.
I'm just saying. If you get who goes into the
store and gets ice cream, it will melt by the
time you get by the time he gets home. I
live two blocks away. How do you know? How do
you not buy ice cream then in a bag? Bag
(15:31):
doesn't keep it cold. Yes, the plastic bag is gonna
I only can use a five times. Hey, I'm not
the one who melted ice cream. I'm not either. You're
inventing a problem. I hate us. Now, can we be
done staring in the background. Okay, it's a fake, it's real,
it's real, real. You are you by everybody? I forgot
(16:00):
the fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
All right, are we continuing to bitch about things? Yeah?
Hold on, where's Nate? My computer crash? So can you
(00:24):
see me? All right? Not ideal? This is not ideal?
Well whatever, I okay, I'm gonna start with the bitching
right now. Stand up. Nobody could see you that. I mean,
you know you forget that. This is actually a podcast
too scary, so some people are just listening, right, I'm
(00:47):
going to continue the things that drive us nuts. Whenever
I watch a show with Heather, my fiance, and it's
a show neither of us has seen before. But during
the show, she proceeds to ask me questions as if
I know what's going to happen. Oh my god, yes,
that's a terrible one. So we'll be watching it and
somebody comes on the screen. She goes, and who's this guy? Like,
(01:08):
how then do the screen the same thing you're watching.
I haven't seen this before. Had I seen it, I
might help you out, but I don't know. It just
drives me nuts. Yeah. So while I'm watching shows tunate
with my wife Ali, and I pick up my phone
and she'd be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, well,
I'm just scrolling. I'm a little bored right now. And
(01:30):
then she'll pick up her phone. But then she'll rattle
off the next five minutes worth of scenes, and I
feel like I'm getting grilled, like I'm at school, Like
what did I miss? My mom will look up every
actor that's in in the movie and find out what
they're doing now, and in the middle of you know,
this is what they look like now. Oh my god,
(01:53):
Oh I'm so sorry I interrupt. That's all right, you did.
But what Froggy was saying earlier on the air about
how no one changes the cake up in the machine.
Check this. Back in the day when I used to
live on an apartment where we shared the washer dryer
(02:13):
with twelve apartments, people would not clean out the fucking
LNT trap on the dry my clothes. I'm like, that's disgusting. Now,
I gotta take my my index finger and rub it
and and scrape away some other person's gun. I was
gonna say that in regards to the microwave conversation today,
(02:35):
like you get your own lend and your own microwave timer.
Same thing, right, The microwave timer is too small of
an issue. I feel like the other ones have all
been a big issue. That one is just you guys, Mean,
what if you use the microwave is your clock? What
if that's your digital pocket in that area and you
glance at that to see what time it is? They
leave two seconds? I shouldn't have to. That's what the
(02:58):
fucking phone. It's held in the timely across the room
and see lazy, fragile snowflakes snowflakeery at its finest over here?
What were you going to say? Oh? I mean I
have so many one of them. This might be very
specific to New York though, because I live in a
(03:18):
high rise building and I'm on a very high floor.
So I think whoever is standing closest to the door
has to be in charge of the door closed button
when people get on. So if they're like ten stops
right as soon as someone's on, you need to hit
that door closed so that we can keep moving. That
door stays open our steps works. No, mine totally does. Yeah,
it'll stay open for like ten seconds. If you hit
(03:40):
door closed, it closes. So who'sever buy it? I'm like,
can you push it? Come on the microwave, but you
should push door close on the first on the way down,
you can't. You can't walk two steps to push the
button if the other person doesn't port you. Well, there's
by the way, there's a pandemic, Brodie. I'm not getting
up in someone's space to push the button they put.
It's the microwave buttons. It's not the same thing. How
(04:04):
about when somebody eats like the last like, say, there's
a bag of you know, individually wrapped cookies or whatever,
and they take the last one and leave the package
right and you go in there thinking there's one left.
At least it's empty. The same thing when you take
the last roll of toilet paper and you leave the
(04:25):
big empty bag in the closet. Yeah, screw that. Kids
are good at that. Yeah, you can tell what else
kids are good at. When my son walks in the house,
he takes his shoes off and leaves them in front
of the fucking door so that the next person that
comes in the door trips over them. How can you say,
can you move your shoes? Oh? I I didn't want
to track them through the house. You don't have to
move them three feet over so I don't step on
(04:46):
them when I come in the door. It's like they
walk out of them. As they're walking, they stepped out
of them, and they keep going, Yeah, you're gonna you're
gonna think this is weird, because I'm weird. It's weird, Yeah,
did you? It makes me nuts when people fill a
bottle with something that didn't originally come in it. Like
there's a guy that comes up here that works in
the building. Every morning he comes up and he fills
an empty Tropicano bottle with milk from our with the
(05:08):
water from our water cooler. No, no, no, it's water.
But you can't fill bottles with things that weren't supposed
to be in it in the first place. You would
hate Indian people. That's what we do. We specialize in
recycling things that are not recyclable. And why can't you
do that? I don't understand. When I was in the
office and I drank my diet pepsi, I would make
(05:30):
crystal light in it, you know, so screw You know
what if I have a peri a bottle, right and
I drink it, then I saw it with tap water,
is that okay? Just recycle it. You can feel single
use containers and yet I do s they're single use really.
I mean you can keep using them, just like a
(05:51):
plastic bag, you keep using it. I mean, if you
look at the back of a bottle of coke, it
is not refillable, so they don't want you to fill
it with anything. That's just because they want to sell
us more bottles. Right, Okay, Okay, I got one. Let
me move on from this. I get angry, Scott, I
got one. It's people who go to stores where they
have to load groceries or hardware like home depot into
(06:11):
the trunk, but they back into the spot so they
can't get to the trunk. Yeah, these are the people
They take ten minutes to back in because it makes
it a little bit easier to get out. That's ridiculous.
It is. You're going to drive a car, you should
be able to pull in and pull out. Done, idiots.
I got one. Nothing's worse to it. I'm driving with
my life in the car. We're like driving, not a busy, right,
(06:34):
and trying to find stuff. That too. Part two. When
you're driving somewhere and you're trying to find somewhere to
eat and you pass the place, she goes, Oh that
would have been a good place back there. Well, Why
the fun didn't you say I have a blood past,
no ship because you two are just the like. So anyways, yeah,
I'm like, okay, can you anyways? Okay, yeah you don't.
(06:58):
Why didn't you tell me before I passed the place?
I would have pulled in gladly? But now I have
to make a U Turney didn't see it. I didn't see.
You know, you knew it was there. We drive down
this road every day. You they didn't just they didn't
just build that place overnight. It's been there then, No, ridiculous. Anyways,
I got one, all right, So driving I think we
(07:20):
could have a bazillion on driving. But when you're driving
and somebody cuts you off, which pisces me off, but
they cut you off and then drive slow, they don't
go anywhere fucking go like hit me off, just fucking go. Man. Okay,
I got one too. I got another one back hit
a button. Yeah. First of all, I love when people
come to me for advice about you know, because I
(07:43):
live I grew up in Brooklyn and New York City area.
But my favorite is when people say, Hey, I'm coming
to New York for a couple of weeks, where should
I eat? Yeah, you're the guy, though, no way againswer
price point? How much you want to spend? What kind
of day do you want to have? That where you saying?
(08:04):
Give it family related. There's a lot of questions. You
need to give somebody a lot more information before asking
where should I stay? What? Even? Which would you stay?
What's your price point? Send you in the wald Offer
story in Midtown. If you don't give me any specifics, scared.
So it's funny because last week Alex Elvis is Alex
(08:26):
texting me and goes, hey, I'm coming out to lunch
by your house with some recommendations. So I go, well,
what are you in the mood for? And he goes,
I don't know that. There's like fourteen different things I
can give you right now. So I listened all four teens.
I go, where'd you go? He goes, Oh, I just
found the place. I don't mind. Help. We just narrow
it down a little bit. Give me some give me
some parameters, some guardrails, and I'll hold you up with
(08:47):
the right spot. I got one. I got one. It's
when you don't hear what somebody said right, they'll go
goat and you go, I'm sorry, what did you say?
And they just say goat again. They don't repeat the setting.
I need to hear you, goat? What did you say? Goat? No,
the whole thing about that, I don't hear you. I
didn't hear any of it. What when you say something?
(09:14):
But what happened? Happen? Nothing happened. I know that I
talk loud, but my wife talks like a mouse. She
will be in her closet, okay, in her closet across
the house, which the closet is key because there because
well I've tried um because it absorbs all the sound.
So she's in there, she say I need some help,
(09:37):
and I don't hear did you hear me? So now
I'll be like, no, I didn't hear you. What did
you say? The second the second repeat is exactly the
same level of the first one. I'm like, you got
to say it louder like it drives me. So now
I'll just ignore her when that, when she says something
that I can't hear loud enough, I ignore her until
she yells I'm like, oh, hey, there you go, I
heard that one. I get sort of the same thing
(09:58):
that scary gets every now and then, as far as
the Hey, we're we're should I eat? I have plants
and they are very healthy. They're thriving. They live to
be old and giant. And people hit me up all
the time and say, oh my god, why is my
plant dying? I don't know. I don't know where the yeah,
how big is the plot? What kind of plant do
you have? Have you been watering it? What kind of soil?
(10:18):
I don't know? And I always just hit them with hair.
There's an app that can help you with that. I
don't know. I don't know what's wrong with your plant,
but save it. There's something now I know. I bought
the mine. If you text me and say my name
in the text, I'm like, you're you're texting me, you
don't need to say my name inside the text that Danny.
(10:40):
It's Daddy on the text. I'm like, I know, Danny.
But here's I think with Garrett that like with older people,
there's a different line because they almost text like they
would write you a letter like oder. People also sign
it like love dad, like I know to you okay,
But when it's somebody younger and they're using your name,
they're just trying to be a dick. They're trying to
make a point, like, Okay, Garrett, that's what they mean.
That's in my head. Another one just came through Chex This.
(11:05):
This pisses me off. I'm looking to change career paths.
What's ell does this advice? I don't know what are
you good at? I can I say? I like the
angle that this camera is on you, and the way
your hair looks with this angle. Good, It's really good.
(11:29):
This is your good side, saying looks fat from the
other angle. No, but the way his hair is everything posing.
I don't say. When I saw you the other day,
I told you you look like you've lost weight since
last time I saw you. Look good. Thank you love
thirty pounds. But Nate's trying to make me gain it back.
(11:52):
He dropped. He plopped a bag of Eminem's in front
of me this morning, like it's a monster. It's your
because it makes us look skinnier when you're a f Fuck, Nate,
did you have all those donuts over the weekend? I
only had six? Oh my god, crispy cream. Yeah, Oh
my gosh. I took a box home and I'm like, yeah,
(12:12):
I'll have one more, only six more. I don't give
him often as long as you enjoyed it. And now
they have those St. Patrick's ones that Froggy told us
about in Food News. Oh I can I can't stop
thinking about St. Patrick's. It drives me crazy when people
say St. Patty's instead of St. Patty's because there's no d.
(12:34):
It's a d d y s. On that note, I
can't stand when people wished me a happy New Year's.
Oh happy new Year. Yeah, yeah, that's about don't know,
I know, speaking of what Nate was talking about with
all the doughnuts. I hate when skinny people are around
you telling you all the food that they can't eat
because they'll gain a pound. Oh my god, I can't
(12:55):
eat the bread. I can't eat this. I'm like, oh yeah,
but isn't it worse than when people tell you what
you shouldn't be eating, like it's not working. But them,
I don't know if I've encountered that. Oh yeah, yeah,
fourth quarter scary. Oh you know that egg roll? You
shouldn't really eat that egg roll because you want it.
By the way, Gandhi about your plants. Someone asked me
(13:16):
a couple of weeks ago because I said I had
two dogs. They said I'm thinking of getting a dog.
What kind of dogs should I get? How can I
answer that? I can't answer? What kind of dogs should
you get? Do you have a backyard? How should I
train it? Well? Like, what are you doing? What do
you like? You're like? Shorthead, big dogs? Smaller kind of
dog should I get? No idea that kind of runs
your life for you because you can't run your own.
I feel like we all sound like such assholes. I
(13:41):
know this is very well like heads on this. If
you never heard us before, I would say, like, don't
ask us anything, don't ask us for any help, don't
give us any advice. Fuck you just google it? Yeah?
How much time's left? A half? What half? What was that?
(14:07):
That was my water bottle? Did the water single use? Yes?
I did. Usable shopping bags from shop rights say can
be used up to one hundred and twenty five times.
(14:27):
What happens? That's all just waste ship all the time?
You're going to cycle them? Or I used them as
garbage bags? How does the bag when I used a
hundred and six times? The center we designed a five
times text a guy whose bag broke at a hundred
(14:48):
twenty six Okay, mine usually rips after like two. By
the way, Whole Foods, they charge you ten cents if
you use their bags, right, and they give you a
ten cent discount if you bring your own bag. So
if I buy one item and I go, I don't
want to bag, and I just take the ice cream,
they don't give me the discount. I'm not using their bag.
They go, Nope, you have to bring your own bag.
I go, I don't need a bag. I can't give
(15:10):
it to you. I would bring a bag to show it. So, look,
I got a bag, garret whatever. It is, a banana.
I'm just saying. If you get who goes into the
store and gets ice cream, it will melt by the
time you get by the time he gets home. I
live two blocks away. How do you know? How do
you not buy ice cream then in a bag? Bag
(15:31):
doesn't keep it cold. Yes, the plastic bag is gonna
I only can use a five times. Hey, I'm not
the one who melted ice cream. I'm not either. You're
inventing a problem. I hate us. Now, can we be
done staring in the background. Okay, it's a fake, it's real,
it's real, real. You are you by everybody? I forgot
(16:00):
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