December 30, 2024 • 9 mins
What starts out as an innocent question from the box... turns into a discussion on chaffing.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show? All right, who has the box of questions?
I saw it here somewhere, I have it right here. Okay,
Nate has the box of questions? Okay, this was Cilia's idea.
If it sucks, like, okay, here we go. Okay, what
kind of hold?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What kind of laugh is that? It's not like a villain?
Is that real? Okay? Okay? What's the question?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
If you could switch roles with anyone on the show,
who would it be and why? I got answer? Oh
you do, I'm ready to go?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You ready? Okay, Well, then go Josh. He never comes in,
never comes in. He does five minutes to work up.
And that's it said. I don't think Josh happy with you, right,
He's not going to hear it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
He doesn't listen.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, okay, let's see, uh, Gandhi, Is there anyone on
the show that you would switch with?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And why?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
If I have to make this choice, I would probably
go with Andrew. Okay, maybe Nate because I know that
they know so many secrets and I would want to
know what they are, like they know where bodies are buried.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh you don't want to know some of these.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Them. Okay, uh, Danielle, I.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Don't think I would want to switch. I would want
to keep. I think I thank you Elvis because I
would want to see what it feels like to have
a private jet.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But other than that, I don't have a private jet.
I feel like I'm I'm happy with where I am.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
I don't want to switch.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I agree with you, though I don't. I don't want
to switch with any of you. Yeah, I love you all.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
The worst answer to the question, because the whole point
was you got to pick a person and then say
why I had to pick? What did the questions said?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, if you have to pick a could if you could,
if you had to, If.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
I have to, I'm gonna pick Elvis because I would
like a private jet I don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't have a private jet. What the hell are
you talking about saying.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
I'd like to go to Santa Fe for a while.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I've seen it.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
To Schnauzers is nice.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay? All right? I would switch was scary. I would
switch with Scary.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Because you know, it's scary and not just on the show,
but in life. He just kind of goes through life
and is it really overly phased by things that phase the.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Rest of us. He's very teflon. I mean, stuff just
drips right off of him right there is that's kind
of weird. Okay, So that's why that's the change.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Scary too for the same reason it's aloof yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
I mean for me, the answer, I mean, the obvious
answer would be Elvis. But I feel like there's a
lot of pressure to be Elvis because I feel like
there's there's a lot of people. I feel like there's
a lot we don't know about a lot of things.
You deal with every day. You got stuff coming at you,
you know, from everywhere. When you're the leader, it's like
it's all eyes on you. So I'm gonna then now
say Danielle because Danielle's kind of like right there with him.
(03:15):
And then but she's super loved by everybody, can do
no wrong. I don't know, daniel.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Thanks on again.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Scary going through life paying attention. Daniel can do a
lot of wrong. What about you, Scottie? If you could
change with anyone on the show, who would.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Be and why?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I also would like to be Andrew because I would
like to sleep in then come in late do karaoke
and collect a fat paycheck.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Gosh, not very nice. Andrew does a lot of stuff here.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
He should defend himself.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't see Andrew doing a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
He's not here, He's I thought he's.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hanging out with He's hanging out with Josh somewhere doing
we don't know what.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oops there you go, all right, very interesting, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Nate.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Because I would like to see what he looks like naked.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Wow, he'll send you a picture.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I like that to the point, all right? Where there
you go to think about it? Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Maybe it would be nice to change with a guy
for a day to see what it's like to have
a penis, just to see.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Damn, Nate, it's awesome. What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Like anywhere I want?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We don't, We don't need another question. I think we
found something new to talk about here. All right?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wait wait, no, no, Nate, I'm sorry I just said
something to you.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Pay attention focus. Why don't you like having a penis?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Because this morning I had to get the gold bond
medicated powder out because I had some down there and
it isn't that great? Sometimes I'm gonna say, that's not
a penis related thing. That's a that's a watch related thing. Well,
it kind of goes hand in hand because if you
don't have the balls.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Wait, why does it chafe?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Let me ask? Can I ask that?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wait? Hold on, you don't have balls. Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Hold on, So I had a little chafing around the
ball area, and uh, I.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Change my answer. I don't want to be Nate anything.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Can I make a suggestion?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You have to powder every day?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And then?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Why does it chafe some days.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And not others?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
It kind of depends on like how sweaty you were, activities, activity.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
And I have a question also, yes follow up from God?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yes, So you guys are powdering often if you're scotty
Apparently when it comes down to, like, you know, intimate
time with somebody, do you just let it roll powdered
up balls and everything, or do you shower?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I only powder in the morning, so it's gone by then.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It's not. It doesn't turn into like a paste or anything.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
It has to sometimes this is disgusting a glue.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, So the whole reason we're talking about this is
Nate said he would sometimes rather not have a penis.
And I saw another said and said, no, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You don't ever shave. No that I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's annoying when you're riding a bike long distances saying.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, I know, but I don't think that's worthy of,
like getting rid of your penis, or.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
When you're a terminal five at JFK. It's really annoying.
Then sit on the toilet.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Is chafing, the same as under boob sweat.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
My under boob is not really chase.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Yeah, mine don't either.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, but I would.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I would love to see all of you guys as
a woman, just for like your yearly check up. Yeah,
see how you handle it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
I'd like you to get you a period once and cramping,
and I want to see you give birth. I want
to see all these things.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Why I always said I want to give. I wanted
to give.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I feel like men are cheated because we cannot actually give.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I thank god every day that I don't get a period.
Oh my god, I would die.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I feel like you're on a period constantly. Oh you
know what I found out the other day.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
There's also p M D D. Did you guys ever
hear about this? It's like the bad It's like the
really bad version of PMS or something for no, not.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
For girls, for girls, this p M D D. Sorry
I thought this might be Are you girls plaining? OKAYD?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
It just looks like PMS on crack.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yes, I know about t S S because I read
the little diagrams in the tampon box.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Of course you do.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Oh yeah, careful, that's toxic shot.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I think we've all pretty much figured out Scottie b
and hell.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
How we've sort of normalized his his take on life.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I just like to think of him as curious.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's the only way I can deal with it.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
He was just curious with that stuffed animal.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Just happens.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
But men get p M S two. It's called I
M S. I just looked it up. Man syndrome.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
We cycle.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm going to do that right now. Im S your Yeah,
I'm sorry that I b S. All right, let's pull
the plug on.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Gandhi.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Which persons peanus she would like to have if she
could have one in the room to your body? If
I had to pick one, do you think would be
the best one to have the.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Best one to have You're gonna answer this too. Yeah,
I think I'm gonna go with probably Josh because I
don't even know what happens over there. But I bet
it's just like a free for all.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Good time to pick Froggies because he always like downplays it,
so I feel like when you downplay it, it's really
more than it is. So that's why I would go with.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Froggy or he's just brutally honest.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'll tell you I've seen photos of both.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Oh and did we choose wisely?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm not going to not going to comment.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'm not going to comment. I'm not going to comment.
I think we should end this right now. The fifteen
Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show? All right, who has the box of questions?
I saw it here somewhere, I have it right here. Okay,
Nate has the box of questions? Okay, this was Cilia's idea.
If it sucks, like, okay, here we go. Okay, what
kind of hold?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What kind of laugh is that? It's not like a villain?
Is that real? Okay? Okay? What's the question?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
If you could switch roles with anyone on the show,
who would it be and why? I got answer? Oh
you do, I'm ready to go?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You ready? Okay, Well, then go Josh. He never comes in,
never comes in. He does five minutes to work up.
And that's it said. I don't think Josh happy with you, right,
He's not going to hear it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
He doesn't listen.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, okay, let's see, uh, Gandhi, Is there anyone on
the show that you would switch with?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And why?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
If I have to make this choice, I would probably
go with Andrew. Okay, maybe Nate because I know that
they know so many secrets and I would want to
know what they are, like they know where bodies are buried.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh you don't want to know some of these.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Them. Okay, uh, Danielle, I.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Don't think I would want to switch. I would want
to keep. I think I thank you Elvis because I
would want to see what it feels like to have
a private jet.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But other than that, I don't have a private jet.
I feel like I'm I'm happy with where I am.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
I don't want to switch.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I agree with you, though I don't. I don't want
to switch with any of you. Yeah, I love you all.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
The worst answer to the question, because the whole point
was you got to pick a person and then say
why I had to pick? What did the questions said?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, if you have to pick a could if you could,
if you had to, If.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
I have to, I'm gonna pick Elvis because I would
like a private jet I don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't have a private jet. What the hell are
you talking about saying.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
I'd like to go to Santa Fe for a while.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I've seen it.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
To Schnauzers is nice.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay? All right? I would switch was scary. I would
switch with Scary.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Because you know, it's scary and not just on the show,
but in life. He just kind of goes through life
and is it really overly phased by things that phase the.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Rest of us. He's very teflon. I mean, stuff just
drips right off of him right there is that's kind
of weird. Okay, So that's why that's the change.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Scary too for the same reason it's aloof yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
I mean for me, the answer, I mean, the obvious
answer would be Elvis. But I feel like there's a
lot of pressure to be Elvis because I feel like
there's there's a lot of people. I feel like there's
a lot we don't know about a lot of things.
You deal with every day. You got stuff coming at you,
you know, from everywhere. When you're the leader, it's like
it's all eyes on you. So I'm gonna then now
say Danielle because Danielle's kind of like right there with him.
(03:15):
And then but she's super loved by everybody, can do
no wrong. I don't know, daniel.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Thanks on again.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Scary going through life paying attention. Daniel can do a
lot of wrong. What about you, Scottie? If you could
change with anyone on the show, who would.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Be and why?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I also would like to be Andrew because I would
like to sleep in then come in late do karaoke
and collect a fat paycheck.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Gosh, not very nice. Andrew does a lot of stuff here.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
He should defend himself.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't see Andrew doing a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
He's not here, He's I thought he's.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hanging out with He's hanging out with Josh somewhere doing
we don't know what.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oops there you go, all right, very interesting, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Nate.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Because I would like to see what he looks like naked.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Wow, he'll send you a picture.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I like that to the point, all right? Where there
you go to think about it? Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Maybe it would be nice to change with a guy
for a day to see what it's like to have
a penis, just to see.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Damn, Nate, it's awesome. What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Like anywhere I want?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We don't, We don't need another question. I think we
found something new to talk about here. All right?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wait wait, no, no, Nate, I'm sorry I just said
something to you.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Pay attention focus. Why don't you like having a penis?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Because this morning I had to get the gold bond
medicated powder out because I had some down there and
it isn't that great? Sometimes I'm gonna say, that's not
a penis related thing. That's a that's a watch related thing. Well,
it kind of goes hand in hand because if you
don't have the balls.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Wait, why does it chafe?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Let me ask? Can I ask that?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wait? Hold on, you don't have balls. Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Hold on, So I had a little chafing around the
ball area, and uh, I.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Change my answer. I don't want to be Nate anything.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Can I make a suggestion?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You have to powder every day?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And then?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Why does it chafe some days.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And not others?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
It kind of depends on like how sweaty you were, activities, activity.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
And I have a question also, yes follow up from God?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yes, So you guys are powdering often if you're scotty
Apparently when it comes down to, like, you know, intimate
time with somebody, do you just let it roll powdered
up balls and everything, or do you shower?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I only powder in the morning, so it's gone by then.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It's not. It doesn't turn into like a paste or anything.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
It has to sometimes this is disgusting a glue.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, So the whole reason we're talking about this is
Nate said he would sometimes rather not have a penis.
And I saw another said and said, no, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You don't ever shave. No that I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's annoying when you're riding a bike long distances saying.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, I know, but I don't think that's worthy of,
like getting rid of your penis, or.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
When you're a terminal five at JFK. It's really annoying.
Then sit on the toilet.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Is chafing, the same as under boob sweat.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
My under boob is not really chase.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Yeah, mine don't either.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, but I would.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I would love to see all of you guys as
a woman, just for like your yearly check up. Yeah,
see how you handle it.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
I'd like you to get you a period once and cramping,
and I want to see you give birth. I want
to see all these things.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Why I always said I want to give. I wanted
to give.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I feel like men are cheated because we cannot actually give.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I thank god every day that I don't get a period.
Oh my god, I would die.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I feel like you're on a period constantly. Oh you
know what I found out the other day.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
There's also p M D D. Did you guys ever
hear about this? It's like the bad It's like the
really bad version of PMS or something for no, not.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
For girls, for girls, this p M D D. Sorry
I thought this might be Are you girls plaining? OKAYD?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
It just looks like PMS on crack.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yes, I know about t S S because I read
the little diagrams in the tampon box.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Of course you do.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Oh yeah, careful, that's toxic shot.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I think we've all pretty much figured out Scottie b
and hell.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
How we've sort of normalized his his take on life.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I just like to think of him as curious.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's the only way I can deal with it.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
He was just curious with that stuffed animal.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Just happens.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
But men get p M S two. It's called I
M S. I just looked it up. Man syndrome.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
We cycle.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm going to do that right now. Im S your Yeah,
I'm sorry that I b S. All right, let's pull
the plug on.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Gandhi.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Which persons peanus she would like to have if she
could have one in the room to your body? If
I had to pick one, do you think would be
the best one to have the.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Best one to have You're gonna answer this too. Yeah,
I think I'm gonna go with probably Josh because I
don't even know what happens over there. But I bet
it's just like a free for all.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Good time to pick Froggies because he always like downplays it,
so I feel like when you downplay it, it's really
more than it is. So that's why I would go with.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Froggy or he's just brutally honest.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'll tell you I've seen photos of both.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Oh and did we choose wisely?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm not going to not going to comment.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'm not going to comment. I'm not going to comment.
I think we should end this right now. The fifteen
Minute Morning Show
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