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June 11, 2019 15 mins

Elvis lets everyone in on a secret he has been keeping from us. Plus there is a class to teach people how to cheat?!?!?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms show. All right, let's do it our podcast for Tuesday,
June eleven. Hey, guys, should we tell them the secret
that they don't know? Oh? Yeah, what is it? Yeah?

(00:25):
This is an exclusive for the fifteen minute morning show podcast. People.
I haven't been in New York all week ever been yesterday?
I thought that was you. I was looking at the
home not at all yesterday and today I've been in
Santa Fe. But I'm catching a flight as soon as
we're done with a podcast and I'm flying home. It's
been great, it's been awesome. You're working from home. That's

(00:47):
so you were folding laundry earlier. It is. It's funny
because I'll run downstairs and fold laundry, run upstairs, run downstairs,
unload the dishwasher, put a new low of stove dishes in.
I've been doing my you know, my domestic housework. People
aways asked what we do during break laundry? If I
may share some backstage since we're sharing backstage, let's just

(01:07):
make this to the backstage show. Yeah, Greg t on
that note, Elvis that you just admit that you're broadcasting
from Santa Fe. He wrote to me in a text
message earlier. He goes, hey, he goes, you, notice Elvis
is so relaxed. He's talking so soft and at ease.
He sounds like he's on a cloud. This is great.
I don't I don't hear that. It sounded like you

(01:28):
were very relaxed. And Scari is like, dude, what he's
in Santa fe He's just chill. And I'll be honest,
I haven't been that relaxed. I mean, it's frantic, but
because some of the equipment doesn't work, and so especially
at the beginning of the show, I'm it's hell actually
gonna be honest, we got stranded there. It was very
relaxing listening to you today, like you had like a
very easy way about yourself. We don't want that. We

(01:48):
don't want no, we want an edge. We don't want
So I was supposed to fly home yesterday, and all
the flights in and out of Dallas were fucked up,
and so I had to we stay today. So we
we found a plane to bring us home. So I'm
coming home a few minutes. Okay, more more backstage stuff
and what we were doing the show earlier. I actually
turned off my Mic and I left the room while

(02:10):
you guys were talking about something because I went outside
to listen to the coyote. Can we go? Can we go? Over?
Like the top things from working from your house? Right now?
I mean, I think hearing coyotes in the backyard is
probably number one. Well, I will tell you the only
thing I don't like about it is there is a detachment.
You know, even though we were looking at each other

(02:30):
on cameras and stuff. You know, I will. But when
I get out of bed in the morning, I take
a shower, I get dressed, I don't. I don't just
roll out of bed into into the microphone room. I
don't do it. I just can't do that. I kind
of imagine, like if I work from home, If I
worked as close to the studio as you, I think
it would be five minutes before the show started. You
know what I'd look like? Forget about it? Well, you

(02:53):
already have this pimple on the chin. What would you? Okay,
you've never done it, But tell me what you assume
would be great about working at home? Okay, I'll tell you.
Listen to us at work at home, you know, I'll
tell you. I see you walking occasionally chewing something. My god,
damn it. I wish I had my refrigerator here because
I know I've got leftovers from last night. I would
beating up right. I'm so hungry watching when you walk

(03:16):
in and I know this is so good night, and
five minutes ago you go, hey, I'll be right back.
I gotta go upstairs and wake up Alex to laundry.
Were you folding laundry? Folding laundry? I can figure it out.
What can you get a booty call in during a
commercial break with you? During the show? During the show, really, well,

(03:45):
now we were in. I think we're running a phone
tap or something stupid. Very nice? Whose whose phone tap? Well,
that's the good question. Happier was the one getting tapped? Okay,
So what about you, Daniel? What would you love most
about working at home? Looking like crap all the time?
Looking like crap all the time. If my kids are sick,

(04:07):
not having to worry about, you know, making sure that
they're okay, checking their temperature and medicine, that that would
be helpful. And snow days. Having to drive in in
bad weather it makes me crazy. So I like to
stay home months snow days. Now, what about you Gandhi,
what would you love about working at home? Um? I
mean I would love to be super close to my couch,
so as soon as we're done, I could just go
to sleep watching TV. But to be honest, I actually

(04:30):
like getting up and coming in here every morning and
seeing all of you guys, like it gets my day going.
That'll get old. Yeah, calling to GREATO that's all I do.
So I could just sit on the couch and just
use my one hand. And how important he is. I
know what he does, but the audience doesn't thanks to

(04:50):
you on the podcast. He was very nice to me
yesterday on the show. Not so much you are, I
was fair. What about you, scary? What would you do
if you could work from home? Um? I be able
to eat whatever I want. You can't store as much
FO in your house as you hear. I would probably

(05:11):
eat slightly healthier and cook my own stuff. And uh yeah,
but I will say this, I don't think i'd be
in the right frame of mind. I would have to
take a shower and get dressed. I wouldn't be able
to roll out of bed. Yeah I can't. I can't
do that. I just can't. I've never once done that.
To hungover from the night before, but I was showered.
So here's how it works. People are asking how it works.

(05:33):
On my left, okay, in front of me, I have
six screens. The first screen the callers, they tell me
like Diamond answers the calls and she puts the name
of the caller. He went line there on that's screen one.
Screen two is all text messages, people complaining about us
and people talking about how much they Hey, gandhi. And
the third screen I'm kidding. The third fourth screens as

(05:54):
all we call those the button bars, like the songs
coming up and all the sound we do with Garrett
and all the commercials I see these in three and four.
Screen five is our our connection where we talk to
each other on whatever that we don't have to say
the name of the company, but we actually communicate while
we're talking. We can type things to each other. We
do you do? Because I don't know the important people do?

(06:19):
Check your cut off there at six. We don't need
we don't need everyone on there because it's it's it's
not good. Uh. And the last screen is this thing
where I can record things and it ever works. But anyway,
I have a printer back here. You guys can send
me things while we're talking. I've got I've got phone
lines like I can. I can make phone calls here.

(06:42):
Let's do a live phone tap. We can do a
live phone tap. Why do you have a walk in there? Anyway?
It's cool, man. I love I love being here. I
just figured out, just figured out another great thing about
working from home. Going to the bathroom. Yeah, because then
you don't have to deal with somebody pooping on the

(07:03):
floor like they did that one time. The girl's bathroom
here is so far away from the studio it's ridiculous.
The boys bathrooms closer. So I would like that because
I would make sure it was right around the vicinity
of my bathroom. Maybe broadcast from the bathroom, that'd be good.
I'm telling you, I cannot wait until we're out here
for the wedding, because we're doing one morning show from

(07:25):
this studio in my house. So everyone's gonna be ok here,
it's gonna be it's gonna be so much fun. And
there's a bathroom right here if you need to go
pee your poop, yes, there is. Can I bring my
laundry then the studio you don't see it, but there's
a large room connected to the studio. It's a big
living room that overlooks the mountains, and it's just it's beautiful.
I can't wait till you're all here for this something.
So that's why you sound relaxing because it's so beautiful

(07:47):
you have natural, beautiful surroundings. Relaxing alright, God, guy, what
because you guys hang on every word. If I say
where you sound relaxing, it sounds it's I should have said,
but you know Brodie, Yeah, well no, we know what
you meant. We just don't know if you meant it.
Like but if you know, you know, let's break it down.

(08:11):
If you think I sound relaxing, then maybe you meant that.
Maybe you said you think I'm relaxing people by the
way I speak. I would agree with that. He does
have a relaxing Right, what you sa relaxing was correct,
then you were right. You're right. He might be in
a little bit of a dark place today because we
did something to him that I did not intend to do.
T T. I was giving him a back scratch because

(08:33):
he loves it and it really relaxes him and calms
him down. So I was scratches back so then I
stepped away and I didn't notice, but Garrett immediately stepped
up and started rubbing his back because I had my
eyes had his eyes closed, and was making like sexual noises.
He's like, oh, yes, oh my god, yes, and I
started recording it and then he realized it was Garrett
and then he got very In all fairness, I have

(08:54):
very soft hands. I've seen guys. I've seen videos like
that where it's a guy who thinks a woman is
like pleasuring him and it turns into another guy. Are
you watching? And it's the worst thing ever You should
never ever ever. Well, I think pleasuring him in certain
ways is different than scratching his back. Okay, are you

(09:17):
watching porn? Sub that's the only pleasuring great he's gonna get. So, yeah,
that's true. You know, it wasn't my intention. I just
thought he was about to do a commercial. So I
stepped away and Garrett just got right in there. It
was perfect timing. Let's get one thing straight. I was
scratching his back straight. I'm like, I like men. I know,

(09:40):
I like men. I know touching and massaging me I
don't like man. I don't know touching me a great thing.
I know if he came in here and scratched my
back right now, Hey, can we talk about that text
you sent me yesterday? Okay? It was odd? Okay, I
heard through a friend that straight people are now going
on Grinder to find dates. Were that's I heard it

(10:01):
from a friend. A friend story actually and it was
too Actually it was a woman that met a guy
on Grinder. So I don't know, are straight people like
hooking up looking for hookups on Grinder? And your question
was are straight people allowed on Grinder? And my my

(10:21):
response was go for it? And I guess I could
go on. I mean, I'm straight. I could go on Grinder,
but I'm not probably gonna find someone with the straight
people will be on Ashley Madison. So a single people
and Ashley Madison, then this is chaos. I know. It
was specifically set up for the gay community. It was
their things. Maybe if they're not for anything, If the

(10:42):
gay community gets upset that there are straight people on there,
that's not fair to them. Can straight people go on
tender gay people? Yes, yeah, you can look look for
a man, or you can look that way. Hey, you
just mentioned Ashley Madison. Did you see the story the
other day? They actually had people to teach you how

(11:03):
to cheat. That's that's It's just fabulous. I hope those
people can sleep well. If not, can you can you
pull up that story for the show? Look for it.
They actually they actually have classes or online tutoring to
teach you the best way to cheat on your the
person you're married to would like to take that class?
I need that. That's gross and scary. Would like to

(11:24):
do the commercials for them. He's not married, you cheat.
Don't think that you have to give fair time to
those that might be interested in it, just like we
give fair time to those that are against cheating. No, no,
I don't want anyone to think that this show really

(11:44):
is into that because asshole. Yeah, don't be an asshole.
I'm into fidelity myself. But how piss would you be
if you found out that Alex was on Ashley Madison.
It would make me laugh a little bit. It's kind
of weird. But a minute, but don't you want to
I just want to hear what they're saying to people, like,
what are these these what does this advice they're giving

(12:06):
people to a better cheater? Asking for a friend? Right?
I'm just kind of curious I'm going to find this article,
but I would say the first one is don't link
your phone, your watch, and your iPad together, because that
seems to be the one that gets everyone caught every
single time. I'm assuming the phone is the number one
place to discover if you're being cheated on. I'm assuming
that and the phone bill. Don't forget phone bills. People

(12:28):
are married, they check each other's Swane bills, like, why
is this number texting you all the time? And you
can go back because my girlfriend went back and checked
and found out that her husband was having sex with
prostitutes digging on that phone bill, and that's how she
found out. Check the critic. She figured it out the

(12:49):
number you seeing. We're all coming down and cheating, but
it's not fair. You have to give somebody a chance
to want to enjoy the cheating. Now, the whole point
of cheating is to do it top secret, hide it,
never admit to anyone you're doing it. That's why I
don't even want to talk about We just don't do it.
I would be the worst cheater in the world because
I smoked too much weed to remember my lies. So

(13:13):
you can just always count on whatever I'm telling you
is the truth. I smoked too much weed to remember
my lies? Is that the quote from Gondh that's the quote.
Also sounds like a liar cheater would say, I smoked
so much weed. I didn't know what I was doing.
Why if we're not happy, we just don't move on? Yeah,
you should just move on medical benefits. There are millions

(13:36):
of different reasons why people don't move on. I know
in my relationships that went on and on way too long,
it's because I just there was guilt and it was messy,
and you know, and I did cheat. All those things
are so true. I mean, when I was in college,
I did stupid things, but that college then really count.
It doesn't tell the stupid things on the show? Is
cheating right now? I'm not. He's figure it out. If

(14:03):
he was cheating, he wouldn't be in here talk. You
should ask who wants to cheat right out? That would
be different. Yes, I would say, awful who this wife
listens to this podcast. Let me text her and tell
her to make sure you see that's rule. Why do
you want to do that to me? Yeah? That's wrong?
Yeah that yeah right? I know I killed a man,

(14:27):
but why would you call the cops. You're blefting into
the world. You know many people listen to this podcast
your jackets. Well, yeah, Gregory, you're not. You're not. You're
not playing very smart here. Look at all this stuff
we've covered in this fifteen minute morning show Infidelity straight,
and it's gonna be on Grinder soon. We talked about

(14:47):
our secret that I haven't been in New York but
I'll be back in the morning. If the plane takes off,
I don't know, And watch tomorrow you will not sound
as relaxed. Why how do you how do you keep
your New Mexico vibe when you're in New York City?
You can't. The Great Tea will delete it, all right,

(15:08):
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