February 25, 2019 • 6 mins
Greg T calls his Grandma Hedy and tricks her into thinking that the brownies she made for Thanksgiving gave everyone at work diarrhea. His Mom gets pulled into the fart-filled prank too!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Phone Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Into the phone tap one of our favorites of all time.
On Grandma Hetty. Grandma Hetty, of course, is great Tie's grandma. Yeah,
tell us all about the phone tap and you're gonna
love it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
By the way, all right, so my grandmother, her job
for Thanksgiving is to make her famous brownies. So she
made some brownies last year, and we had some leftover,
so I brought them over to the radio station, and
then we decided, you know, let's have some fun with
grandma and we phone tapped her, telling her there's some
problems here.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
All right, listen closely.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
This is this is gonna hear danielling out as well.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Daniel's in there too. All right, here we go Rattie's
Grandma Eddie phone.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Tap, Hello, Grandma, Oh hi, honey, how are you all right? Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know, how are you feeling?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Okay? Yeah, Helen? And Helen calls me and she went
to the cemetery to Grandpa's great We couldn't find it
what it was so overgrown. I'm calling I got the number.
I'm just gonna call the cemetery now and see what happened.
They don't take care of it well.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Because when I was there, I dug it out, I
cleaned it up.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It was all overgrown.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
How much is overgrown?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
She said? They couldn't find it. They saw just ig
at the very end of the name.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That is terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I know I'm going to call them.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Well, listen, hey, the reason why I am calling you
You know how much I love your brownies.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh, something was wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, I brought him into work because I wanted everybody
to have something.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You do that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I put them on a.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Table so everybody can have some, and I said to everybody, hey, guys,
my grandmother made these brownies for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well I happened to get a little sick.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
From the brownies. Yeah, oh boy.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, and a couple of people might have been queasy themselves.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Oh good, yeah, oh god. Well, I know I didn't
want anybody. I didn't make them any different. Honest to god,
I'm not going to make them anymore. This is it.
No more, Amen, let's forget it. I hope everybody feels better.
That's the end of that. Amen. Grandma, listen, honey, I
feel sick to my stomach now myself.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Danielle's here, Hold on a second, Oh god, no, yeah,
talk to my grandma.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Are you grandma?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh, I'm so what did you put.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
In those brownies?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Chocolate chips?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
My god?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I know you meant well, but oh my my stomach
is killing me. Now I all morning?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You know what? I'm going to throw up now too.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm sorry, Grandma.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I don't know. I'm getting too old for all this stuff.
I have to call my daughter and tell her what's
what happened. I see what she knows about it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Sorry, Grandma?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
All right, honey, Grandma, I'm gonna call mom right now.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right, but I have to leave the room.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay. Oh my hellar hey, terror, what are you busy? Well,
I'm on the other line while I have to talk
to you about what. I got to talk to you
about those damn brownies while I'm on the other line.
Is this very important? Can I call you back? I
don't know if you should, but well, what is it? No? No, no, no.
(02:56):
Greg called me now and he said he took some
of the brownies to the orfice, right, but they all
got sick. You called me, and she she got sick
on them. Well, what are you throwing? I says to that,
maybe maybe they were old. Because maybe they were old.
There's nothing you can do. I was fresh eggs in there. Well,
(03:16):
if that really happened, and I have my doubts, nobody
had any business calling and bothering you, I'm shaken. Well
that's silly too. That's silly too, because it's not silly
terary when when it hurts me. Listen, you know a
big deal over nothing. It wouldn't take everything to heart.
I wouldn't know what. Maybe you should stop taking it
to heart because this is ridiculous. I wouldn't hurt anybody.
(03:39):
I wouldn't gi. Yeah, I think it would hurt somebody.
I think purposely you made bad brownies. But you won't
let it drop. I'm telling you to let this drop. Okay, Well,
how can I let it drop? If he called me
and told me, and there's somebody on the phone and
they said the same thing. They said, I hate to
tell you, Grandma, but you're brownies terrible a right, So
how would you like to hear it? I don't believe it,
(04:00):
first of all, I don't believe in one minute of
this whole thing. I didn't tell them to take it
any place, and and the children ate them okay, whatever
I would want to make I don't believe any of
this anyway. I was so surprised during when I picked
up the phone, he would Why would he go and
call you feel bad? Yeah? Why? At my age, I
got to take all his crap. They's not one person
(04:23):
got sick. And you know what if by some chance
they did, what can I didn't mean to do, so
be it. Don't need them, don't need them, don't't make
them anymore, don't take them over there? No hello, hello, Hello,
That really sounds real.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Mom, I'm sick.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, that sounds real. Then he put somebody else. Oh boy,
do you have enough bathrooms for everybody?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Ours are exploding.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's bad. Better go home? Are you going to make
it home?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You been phone tapped? This is all a phone tap.
I was listening to the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
How how do you do that?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm recording you. This is a phone tap. Everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't remember you ever said you have a phone tape?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No, I tell you, never tell you. Now it was
a phone tap.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Wasn't that disgusting?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Terry?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I don't care. You should have heard them. There was,
there was crapping and everything. You should have heard them
on the phone. Well, that's so, that's what they do.
Oh my gosh, I love that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's what they do. Oh my god, I love Grandma.
How many times have you phone tapped Grandma Heading?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh my god, we have phone maybe like six seven
times ago, you know, but.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That that was one of the more sedate ones.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, I know. We've gotten crazy with her.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
A whole week of Grandma Heady. I would I would
do that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Are you gonna see Grandma Heady for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes? My job is to go pick her up. Actually,
so today I at her.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You go tell her when you here, you tell her
we love her. I will and thank her for the
hours of entertainment.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The Elvis Duran phone tab were only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.
Phone Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Into the phone tap one of our favorites of all time.
On Grandma Hetty. Grandma Hetty, of course, is great Tie's grandma. Yeah,
tell us all about the phone tap and you're gonna
love it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
By the way, all right, so my grandmother, her job
for Thanksgiving is to make her famous brownies. So she
made some brownies last year, and we had some leftover,
so I brought them over to the radio station, and
then we decided, you know, let's have some fun with
grandma and we phone tapped her, telling her there's some
problems here.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
All right, listen closely.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
This is this is gonna hear danielling out as well.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Daniel's in there too. All right, here we go Rattie's
Grandma Eddie phone.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Tap, Hello, Grandma, Oh hi, honey, how are you all right? Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know, how are you feeling?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Okay? Yeah, Helen? And Helen calls me and she went
to the cemetery to Grandpa's great We couldn't find it
what it was so overgrown. I'm calling I got the number.
I'm just gonna call the cemetery now and see what happened.
They don't take care of it well.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Because when I was there, I dug it out, I
cleaned it up.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It was all overgrown.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
How much is overgrown?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
She said? They couldn't find it. They saw just ig
at the very end of the name.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That is terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I know I'm going to call them.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Well, listen, hey, the reason why I am calling you
You know how much I love your brownies.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh, something was wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, I brought him into work because I wanted everybody
to have something.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You do that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I put them on a.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Table so everybody can have some, and I said to everybody, hey, guys,
my grandmother made these brownies for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well I happened to get a little sick.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
From the brownies. Yeah, oh boy.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, and a couple of people might have been queasy themselves.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Oh good, yeah, oh god. Well, I know I didn't
want anybody. I didn't make them any different. Honest to god,
I'm not going to make them anymore. This is it.
No more, Amen, let's forget it. I hope everybody feels better.
That's the end of that. Amen. Grandma, listen, honey, I
feel sick to my stomach now myself.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Danielle's here, Hold on a second, Oh god, no, yeah,
talk to my grandma.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Are you grandma?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh, I'm so what did you put.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
In those brownies?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Chocolate chips?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
My god?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I know you meant well, but oh my my stomach
is killing me. Now I all morning?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You know what? I'm going to throw up now too.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm sorry, Grandma.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I don't know. I'm getting too old for all this stuff.
I have to call my daughter and tell her what's
what happened. I see what she knows about it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Sorry, Grandma?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
All right, honey, Grandma, I'm gonna call mom right now.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right, but I have to leave the room.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay. Oh my hellar hey, terror, what are you busy? Well,
I'm on the other line while I have to talk
to you about what. I got to talk to you
about those damn brownies while I'm on the other line.
Is this very important? Can I call you back? I
don't know if you should, but well, what is it? No? No, no, no.
(02:56):
Greg called me now and he said he took some
of the brownies to the orfice, right, but they all
got sick. You called me, and she she got sick
on them. Well, what are you throwing? I says to that,
maybe maybe they were old. Because maybe they were old.
There's nothing you can do. I was fresh eggs in there. Well,
(03:16):
if that really happened, and I have my doubts, nobody
had any business calling and bothering you, I'm shaken. Well
that's silly too. That's silly too, because it's not silly
terary when when it hurts me. Listen, you know a
big deal over nothing. It wouldn't take everything to heart.
I wouldn't know what. Maybe you should stop taking it
to heart because this is ridiculous. I wouldn't hurt anybody.
(03:39):
I wouldn't gi. Yeah, I think it would hurt somebody.
I think purposely you made bad brownies. But you won't
let it drop. I'm telling you to let this drop. Okay, Well,
how can I let it drop? If he called me
and told me, and there's somebody on the phone and
they said the same thing. They said, I hate to
tell you, Grandma, but you're brownies terrible a right, So
how would you like to hear it? I don't believe it,
(04:00):
first of all, I don't believe in one minute of
this whole thing. I didn't tell them to take it
any place, and and the children ate them okay, whatever
I would want to make I don't believe any of
this anyway. I was so surprised during when I picked
up the phone, he would Why would he go and
call you feel bad? Yeah? Why? At my age, I
got to take all his crap. They's not one person
(04:23):
got sick. And you know what if by some chance
they did, what can I didn't mean to do, so
be it. Don't need them, don't need them, don't't make
them anymore, don't take them over there? No hello, hello, Hello,
That really sounds real.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Mom, I'm sick.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, that sounds real. Then he put somebody else. Oh boy,
do you have enough bathrooms for everybody?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Ours are exploding.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's bad. Better go home? Are you going to make
it home?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You been phone tapped? This is all a phone tap.
I was listening to the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
How how do you do that?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm recording you. This is a phone tap. Everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't remember you ever said you have a phone tape?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No, I tell you, never tell you. Now it was
a phone tap.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Wasn't that disgusting?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Terry?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I don't care. You should have heard them. There was,
there was crapping and everything. You should have heard them
on the phone. Well, that's so, that's what they do.
Oh my gosh, I love that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's what they do. Oh my god, I love Grandma.
How many times have you phone tapped Grandma Heading?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh my god, we have phone maybe like six seven
times ago, you know, but.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That that was one of the more sedate ones.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, I know. We've gotten crazy with her.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
A whole week of Grandma Heady. I would I would
do that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Are you gonna see Grandma Heady for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes? My job is to go pick her up. Actually,
so today I at her.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You go tell her when you here, you tell her
we love her. I will and thank her for the
hours of entertainment.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The Elvis Duran phone tab were only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.
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