Thank You for Adopting Mr. Snuggles

Stacy hates cats, so her sister asked Garrett to call her from the adoption agency- THANKING her for accepting a new cat!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? All right?
Leslie wants to play a phone tap on her sister Stacy.
So Stacy does not like cats, and Leslie said, Hey,
I just adopted a cat for you, so I'm going
to call from the cat adoption agent. It is not
a good idea, it's a great idea. This is a

(00:23):
perfect idea. Okay, here we go, Garrett's phone tap, let's
listen it. Hello, Hi, Stacy. My name is Randy Taylor.
I'd like to extend this paw of a lifetime to
you today. I see that you have signed up for
a cat adoption and we are very excited that you
have chosen to bring one of our felines into your home.

(00:44):
So we'd like to thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, you can stop right there. You're the wrong number.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, this is Stacy Couric who lives at Street. Okay,
how did you get my address? First ball?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
The second of all, I'm not a cat person.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm an animal person.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's no way adopted.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
We had our team over at the Westfield mall the
other day and we have your name on the list
and we were wondering when would be a good time
to drop off mister snuggles.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
How about never.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm not an animal person. I'm very clean. I have allergies.
I have asthma.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's very serious.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
It cannot have animals around well if you really like them,
To be honest, I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I don't think they're that cute.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
If that's the case, we have some hairless cats that
we could help you out with that that do need
homes as well.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I said no, no cat, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Hello, Hello Stacey, it's me Rany Taylor again.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I said no, and I meant no. I don't even
like animals.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Our feline friends might seem self sufficient, but they need
love to.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Are you reading a recording or something?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, No, this is no recording. This is this is
coming from my heart.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Ask.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I do not like cat.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Some cats have nine livees.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
But you you please get off the phone and don't
call me again and don't bring me any cats.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
For hundreds of others some have some have come too late.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Hello, I'm very busy. You're interesting me. I hate animals.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I hate this damn song.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I hate you, and I say that commercial. I know
what you're doing, and I'm not impressed because I have
no soul. Are you happy?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We're gonna let her sit with it for a few minutes,
so we'll have you call her back and see how
she's doing.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
OK, kid, Im where to God?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I call you top, I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Whoa say hello, Stacy?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Callise, it's Leslie. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Did you sign me up for a cat?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
My god?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I totally forgot to tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's not It's just like it.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Was one of those things.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
We were at the mall and I fell along with
this cat. But Rick doesn't want me to have another cat,
so I put your name on im.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You know I hate cats, you know, but weed, do
you see this cat?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
He's super sweet.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
He's like really fuffy in his face, but a little smush.
That's my nightmare.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I got this for you because I know that you're
having a hard team dating and you sound really man.
My cat is not a man. I don't like cats.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I like man.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And now you know what, maybe I last night, Maybe
that's why she's fired and running behind and you're not
helping me.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I think you sound a little stressed out, so strapped out,
stripped out?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Hey, Stacy, Well, is it. My name's garrethrom Almos Duran
in the Morning Show. And you's got phone tap by
your sister.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You a little bitch.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
That was not funny. You think you're so funny.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Elvis Durant phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Elvis or the phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.