July 22, 2021 • 13 mins
Scotty B has a ton of pictures with CHEESY captions and we try to guess who he has taken a picture with!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
So it is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi,
you know, Gandhi, is this your last podcast to do
with us for two weeks? Um? I can definitely stay
(00:26):
on the podcast with you guys in the next you know,
she need to, but yeah, if there's an option to
tap out and sleep, sure sure. So as you know,
Gandhi will be on the road, she'll be off the
grid with Diamond and Andrew and uh yeah, all the
more reason why you should be podcasting with us. We
want to see where you are and what the hell
you're doing. Yeah, I mean my plan, and of course
(00:49):
it's the plan at the moment. It could change, but
my plan is to continue to do every single thing
thing the same with you guys on the air in
the morning and do the podcast and still make some
games and keep it going while we're doing this. Okay, Okay,
where's Brody? He probably went back to sleep already. He
literally will unplugged, my guess, and and he goes back
(01:10):
up into his bed and he's probably on his third
dream already. How many of us do that as soon
as the show has done, good night. I'm curious about that, Danielle,
Can any of you do this show and then immediately
get back into bed to be Oh really, I'm so
wired after this show. I can't do it. I mean
this is like four hours sitting in an electric chair,
(01:34):
take a nap, lay down, and just kind of decompressed. Like, Okay,
I'm glad Scotty b is here. There's something we have
to talk about. Who wants to bring this up? He's
the one that's loving it. I just can't believe how
cheesy it is. Do you guys ever go to his
(01:55):
Facebook or his Instagram and see when he posts pictures
with celebrities back when we had liberties in here. Yes,
his captions are the cheesiest things I think I've ever
seen in my life. I'm a dad, They're like dad
caption it. So he has a picture of himself with
(02:16):
Nick Jonas and here it is, and he always incorporates
the title of their current songs, so he says nice
Nick pick jealous, and always someone always says, see what
you did there? This goes This goes way way way
(02:36):
back with Scottie before a lot of you guys even
knew him. There used to be a friend of ours
who worked at the station Cubby, and they would always
like if an artist's name would come up in conversation,
they would have to intertwine the name of the song.
You have the name of the song came up on
this too, and I do it to this day. But
(02:56):
I really really relegated it to that room and just
Scotty and I because you guys don't play that game.
I always thinks it's freaking corny, and you guys, I
roll harder than any there. And someone would say, oh
my god, that ride was such a thriller, and then
Scotty would say, thank you, Michael Jackson. And so you'd
always have to find a song title in natural conversation
(03:20):
and then point out a song artist's saying that song. Right.
We always said that the game is over when the
artist says something that we can go all right, shaggy,
you know, because if we say, if you say it
to them, then the game's over. Yeah. These are so
cringe worthy. So there's one you get you a d
n C and says d n C here today did
(03:42):
debut debut some new music. The best I can do
is have some pie by the Hudson River later. These
are so cringe don't give the finger. You know you
wrote this, you know. I think my favorite, though, was
his his Captain of Sierra I one two stepped on
(04:02):
her toes. Oh my god, this is Fletcher. Only one
of us is undrunk? Are so bad? If you don't
if you don't know the artist or the music, you
don't have one clue what he's talking about. Julia Michaels
has issues, but I have more. Actually don't know any
(04:28):
of these artists are the names of the songs reading
Scotty's captains? Like? What the hell? I know? All these
artists and songs, and I still think this as stupid
as hell. Heading in a different direction, Zane Malick, that's clever.
I gotta give you that one, holding up and holding
(04:48):
up the photos. You have to hold up the photos. Okay, Well,
here's here's one. Uh finally confirmed. I am the father.
You should read the caption and we have to guess
who the person is. Okay, I think I got another way.
(05:09):
You can't play Scotty. Okay, Oh my god, Okay, so
hang on, let me let me get this one zoomed
in here here you want to guess. I can't give
it away without Okay, could she get any closer? Right there?
(05:33):
By the way, Halsey in that picture looks like she
ought to be holding up a newspaper and some sort
of ransom pick, Like she does not want to be
standing next to you. Help me. Okay, hang on, I
think I have one more. Where did Andrew go? Andrew
had all of these. I think he sent a bunch
to the slack room. Oh here here's the c r
(05:53):
O one. Well you heard that one? Alright, Yeah, I'm sorry.
I think I've gone. I've gone through most of the
good ones. Well, yeah, those are the only good ones. Yeah,
I think I one two stepped on her foot? How
about this one. I'm not going to make a thrift
shop joke, but my shorts geez mack more. Ah, he
(06:16):
had one with Gabbaret Citaba that was pretty cringe worthy
as well. Didn't said Wow, she's precious cheese. But that one,
I like, They're all cheese, They're they're all. I still
don't understand the humor in this. You guys are laughing.
(06:37):
I feel like you guys are playing a joke on
something funny, corny and proud of himself. He is for
spinning these. The worst part is there are radio DJs
who this is their break every day. Yeah, I got
dogs barking. I got dogs barking, lawnmowers going by Cicada's
(07:02):
I gotta turn. Did you see which one was? Dea?
What does that saying? Tell you? Stop by? Told her
to sit still, look pretty for this pick. She insisted
on standing work. My favorite one of all time that
it was on a picture, but it was on the
radio was Cubby and his joke where he said this
(07:23):
next song will cost you nine five cents and the
phone caller says, here's a dollar, and Covey replies, here's
your nickelback. Never made it as a wise man. I
mean that I will never forget that. That was. That
was great radio. That really, wouldn't one pigeons say to
the other pigeon, who is you? Step back from that friend? Yeah?
(07:47):
That was great radio. The nickelback one though, Elvis, you
gotta give it to Cubby on that one when he
did that which one? Oh, the next song has cost
cents and the listener says, I here's a dollar, and
Cuffy says, here's your nickelback, and he killer radio killer.
(08:07):
This is uh once again proving that we really are
our own worst enemies. Alright, sorry, I'm embarrassed to be
in this industry, right Elvis wants to jump off the
let's for sure. Here's the radioism I hate more than anything.
(08:35):
Where's where Uh this jockey comes on, It starts playing
a song, and they incorporate the title of the song
and what they're saying, like, for instance, give me the
name of a song closer. Okay, well here's what I
saw before you. I can't believe we're this close to
giving you ten thousand dollars coming up next with the
keywords two texted. You know, you're like, what, oh, I
(08:59):
see they put the word close in there. Could if
you we did it last hour, have a deja vu?
Will do it to give this hour. Radio stations make
entire weekend promotions, though out of some of the that
doesn't make it better though, all I pix or is
the person in the tropical shirt standing in front just
(09:22):
doing everybody Like. I remember we did a promotion on
it was bowling with bowling for soup. That was kind
of cool. You're incorporating the name of the and and
the group showed up to bowl with us. I mean
it was back in the day. But you know, we
were young and and radio people, and I found another Scotty.
(09:43):
I found another Scotty b one. So he's standing with
someone and goes, what a great guy, way cooler than me.
Oh my goodness. Not until the last three years. He's
gotten clever with his captions. Clever, Thank you, Garrett. I
hate I hated when a jockuit intro song and say,
(10:04):
here's a little Maroon five. Why the funk would you
say that? It's so stupid? This whole thing is stupid?
About to say Elvis's we had nothing to talk about today.
All his credit, he never did. You never did that stuff.
Even in your earlier days. You never thank god. You
(10:26):
always marched to the beat of your own drum. Uh.
Sometimes I'm sure we could find a five o'clock whistle
with something in there. Oh no, I was definitely the
king of cheese back in the day. Were you rhyming?
I rhymed a little bit, absolutely, and I screamed. I screamed,
and I was rhyming, and I did all the us
give us a sample. I will not do that. I
(10:48):
remember when I first started in radio, Sonna, go you're
on the radio, and they put a pencil up to
my mouth. Here here, pretend you're doing the weather. Do
you remember when when did you start doing? You can
pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but
(11:09):
you can't your friends on the couch. That used to
be my sign off every day. That was a long
time ago. I don't know where that came from. But
then I'm trying to get away from that ship. Here's another.
Here's another Scotty b one. So let's see if we
can guess the caption with the Scott brothers. What three Scotts.
That's a lot of Oh Scotts. He doesn't want to
(11:35):
he want I'm deleting them all today. Don't delete them.
Probably every time we read one, your face lit up.
You're still so happy at your captions. Enjoy it? Okay,
are we done yet? Elvis has been done? I'm I'm
(11:57):
enjoying the ride. It's a lot of fun. I'm gonna
I'm gonna find picture of me and Elvis and say, well,
maybe I'll leave the building. I can't wait till your wife, Amy.
Here's this. I don't understand why you're laughing so hard
at this. It's so bad, it's funny. I'm not laughing
(12:18):
because it's funny. I'm laughing because it's so cringe worthy
that we have to endure hearing it. There you go,
So let's do fifteen minutes of it. I have an idea.
Let's do something that's so cringeworthy. Let's just do that. Good.
All right, Well there's that. I guess we're done right. Well, alright, well,
(12:38):
so Gandhi, next time we see you on the fifteen
Minute Morning Show podcast, you'll be in a completely different place.
I believe. The next time will be in Carl's bad
caverns in that area. Oh my god, you've got so
you've got a heavy weekend of driving off, Garrett coming up.
I found World War. I found World War. My roommates
back in Boulder change smokers, change smokers. I don't get
(13:10):
it over by the fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
So it is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi,
you know, Gandhi, is this your last podcast to do
with us for two weeks? Um? I can definitely stay
(00:26):
on the podcast with you guys in the next you know,
she need to, but yeah, if there's an option to
tap out and sleep, sure sure. So as you know,
Gandhi will be on the road, she'll be off the
grid with Diamond and Andrew and uh yeah, all the
more reason why you should be podcasting with us. We
want to see where you are and what the hell
you're doing. Yeah, I mean my plan, and of course
(00:49):
it's the plan at the moment. It could change, but
my plan is to continue to do every single thing
thing the same with you guys on the air in
the morning and do the podcast and still make some
games and keep it going while we're doing this. Okay, Okay,
where's Brody? He probably went back to sleep already. He
literally will unplugged, my guess, and and he goes back
(01:10):
up into his bed and he's probably on his third
dream already. How many of us do that as soon
as the show has done, good night. I'm curious about that, Danielle,
Can any of you do this show and then immediately
get back into bed to be Oh really, I'm so
wired after this show. I can't do it. I mean
this is like four hours sitting in an electric chair,
(01:34):
take a nap, lay down, and just kind of decompressed. Like, Okay,
I'm glad Scotty b is here. There's something we have
to talk about. Who wants to bring this up? He's
the one that's loving it. I just can't believe how
cheesy it is. Do you guys ever go to his
(01:55):
Facebook or his Instagram and see when he posts pictures
with celebrities back when we had liberties in here. Yes,
his captions are the cheesiest things I think I've ever
seen in my life. I'm a dad, They're like dad
caption it. So he has a picture of himself with
(02:16):
Nick Jonas and here it is, and he always incorporates
the title of their current songs, so he says nice
Nick pick jealous, and always someone always says, see what
you did there? This goes This goes way way way
(02:36):
back with Scottie before a lot of you guys even
knew him. There used to be a friend of ours
who worked at the station Cubby, and they would always
like if an artist's name would come up in conversation,
they would have to intertwine the name of the song.
You have the name of the song came up on
this too, and I do it to this day. But
(02:56):
I really really relegated it to that room and just
Scotty and I because you guys don't play that game.
I always thinks it's freaking corny, and you guys, I
roll harder than any there. And someone would say, oh
my god, that ride was such a thriller, and then
Scotty would say, thank you, Michael Jackson. And so you'd
always have to find a song title in natural conversation
(03:20):
and then point out a song artist's saying that song. Right.
We always said that the game is over when the
artist says something that we can go all right, shaggy,
you know, because if we say, if you say it
to them, then the game's over. Yeah. These are so
cringe worthy. So there's one you get you a d
n C and says d n C here today did
(03:42):
debut debut some new music. The best I can do
is have some pie by the Hudson River later. These
are so cringe don't give the finger. You know you
wrote this, you know. I think my favorite, though, was
his his Captain of Sierra I one two stepped on
(04:02):
her toes. Oh my god, this is Fletcher. Only one
of us is undrunk? Are so bad? If you don't
if you don't know the artist or the music, you
don't have one clue what he's talking about. Julia Michaels
has issues, but I have more. Actually don't know any
(04:28):
of these artists are the names of the songs reading
Scotty's captains? Like? What the hell? I know? All these
artists and songs, and I still think this as stupid
as hell. Heading in a different direction, Zane Malick, that's clever.
I gotta give you that one, holding up and holding
(04:48):
up the photos. You have to hold up the photos. Okay, Well,
here's here's one. Uh finally confirmed. I am the father.
You should read the caption and we have to guess
who the person is. Okay, I think I got another way.
(05:09):
You can't play Scotty. Okay, Oh my god, Okay, so
hang on, let me let me get this one zoomed
in here here you want to guess. I can't give
it away without Okay, could she get any closer? Right there?
(05:33):
By the way, Halsey in that picture looks like she
ought to be holding up a newspaper and some sort
of ransom pick, Like she does not want to be
standing next to you. Help me. Okay, hang on, I
think I have one more. Where did Andrew go? Andrew
had all of these. I think he sent a bunch
to the slack room. Oh here here's the c r
(05:53):
O one. Well you heard that one? Alright, Yeah, I'm sorry.
I think I've gone. I've gone through most of the
good ones. Well, yeah, those are the only good ones. Yeah,
I think I one two stepped on her foot? How
about this one. I'm not going to make a thrift
shop joke, but my shorts geez mack more. Ah, he
(06:16):
had one with Gabbaret Citaba that was pretty cringe worthy
as well. Didn't said Wow, she's precious cheese. But that one,
I like, They're all cheese, They're they're all. I still
don't understand the humor in this. You guys are laughing.
(06:37):
I feel like you guys are playing a joke on
something funny, corny and proud of himself. He is for
spinning these. The worst part is there are radio DJs
who this is their break every day. Yeah, I got
dogs barking. I got dogs barking, lawnmowers going by Cicada's
(07:02):
I gotta turn. Did you see which one was? Dea?
What does that saying? Tell you? Stop by? Told her
to sit still, look pretty for this pick. She insisted
on standing work. My favorite one of all time that
it was on a picture, but it was on the
radio was Cubby and his joke where he said this
(07:23):
next song will cost you nine five cents and the
phone caller says, here's a dollar, and Covey replies, here's
your nickelback. Never made it as a wise man. I
mean that I will never forget that. That was. That
was great radio. That really, wouldn't one pigeons say to
the other pigeon, who is you? Step back from that friend? Yeah?
(07:47):
That was great radio. The nickelback one though, Elvis, you
gotta give it to Cubby on that one when he
did that which one? Oh, the next song has cost
cents and the listener says, I here's a dollar, and
Cuffy says, here's your nickelback, and he killer radio killer.
(08:07):
This is uh once again proving that we really are
our own worst enemies. Alright, sorry, I'm embarrassed to be
in this industry, right Elvis wants to jump off the
let's for sure. Here's the radioism I hate more than anything.
(08:35):
Where's where Uh this jockey comes on, It starts playing
a song, and they incorporate the title of the song
and what they're saying, like, for instance, give me the
name of a song closer. Okay, well here's what I
saw before you. I can't believe we're this close to
giving you ten thousand dollars coming up next with the
keywords two texted. You know, you're like, what, oh, I
(08:59):
see they put the word close in there. Could if
you we did it last hour, have a deja vu?
Will do it to give this hour. Radio stations make
entire weekend promotions, though out of some of the that
doesn't make it better though, all I pix or is
the person in the tropical shirt standing in front just
(09:22):
doing everybody Like. I remember we did a promotion on
it was bowling with bowling for soup. That was kind
of cool. You're incorporating the name of the and and
the group showed up to bowl with us. I mean
it was back in the day. But you know, we
were young and and radio people, and I found another Scotty.
(09:43):
I found another Scotty b one. So he's standing with
someone and goes, what a great guy, way cooler than me.
Oh my goodness. Not until the last three years. He's
gotten clever with his captions. Clever, Thank you, Garrett. I
hate I hated when a jockuit intro song and say,
(10:04):
here's a little Maroon five. Why the funk would you
say that? It's so stupid? This whole thing is stupid?
About to say Elvis's we had nothing to talk about today.
All his credit, he never did. You never did that stuff.
Even in your earlier days. You never thank god. You
(10:26):
always marched to the beat of your own drum. Uh.
Sometimes I'm sure we could find a five o'clock whistle
with something in there. Oh no, I was definitely the
king of cheese back in the day. Were you rhyming?
I rhymed a little bit, absolutely, and I screamed. I screamed,
and I was rhyming, and I did all the us
give us a sample. I will not do that. I
(10:48):
remember when I first started in radio, Sonna, go you're
on the radio, and they put a pencil up to
my mouth. Here here, pretend you're doing the weather. Do
you remember when when did you start doing? You can
pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but
(11:09):
you can't your friends on the couch. That used to
be my sign off every day. That was a long
time ago. I don't know where that came from. But
then I'm trying to get away from that ship. Here's another.
Here's another Scotty b one. So let's see if we
can guess the caption with the Scott brothers. What three Scotts.
That's a lot of Oh Scotts. He doesn't want to
(11:35):
he want I'm deleting them all today. Don't delete them.
Probably every time we read one, your face lit up.
You're still so happy at your captions. Enjoy it? Okay,
are we done yet? Elvis has been done? I'm I'm
(11:57):
enjoying the ride. It's a lot of fun. I'm gonna
I'm gonna find picture of me and Elvis and say, well,
maybe I'll leave the building. I can't wait till your wife, Amy.
Here's this. I don't understand why you're laughing so hard
at this. It's so bad, it's funny. I'm not laughing
(12:18):
because it's funny. I'm laughing because it's so cringe worthy
that we have to endure hearing it. There you go,
So let's do fifteen minutes of it. I have an idea.
Let's do something that's so cringeworthy. Let's just do that. Good.
All right, Well there's that. I guess we're done right. Well, alright, well,
(12:38):
so Gandhi, next time we see you on the fifteen
Minute Morning Show podcast, you'll be in a completely different place.
I believe. The next time will be in Carl's bad
caverns in that area. Oh my god, you've got so
you've got a heavy weekend of driving off, Garrett coming up.
I found World War. I found World War. My roommates
back in Boulder change smokers, change smokers. I don't get
(13:10):
it over by the fifteen Minute Morning Show
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