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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute show. Just hit the button
to let us start. I don't know what we have,
no plan, you have nothing to say, to have something
to say. No, it's like we have to We have
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a clock that's ticking. As Elvis already says the ticket,
we just gotta go, just gonna hit it and quitting
fenteen minutes of silence. But don't we have our best
podcasts when we don't know what we're gonna talk about,
talk about, we don't know what's coming. Well, there's there's
something I wanted to mention, so this won't be one
of those. Well, let me just say I think that
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a lot of times the back on our body gets
forgotten about. Like no, for real, look, actually know what
I'm already with. You keep going you you know, like
for me have to scratch my own back, I like
stand up against the wall or a sharp object and
like like like a bear, go side to side, side
to side or up and down to scratch my own back,
or have to buy like a backscratcher and then get
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my back when you get married. No, because even that,
like if I go to Trish. I go, hey, Trish,
can you scratch my back? You know? She said, come on, please,
I just rub myself against the corner of a wall.
What about your back? Right, That's what I said. So anyway,
so I think that we're forgetting about it, and I like,
Danielle walked in as I was, you don't even need
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to go any further because I'm scratch my back, And
I was like, did you have to have one of
those Mickey Mouse backscratchers? From this? You see not listening?
Did I not say that I heard you should have headphones?
Let me jump in here because I agree. This past weekend, right,
I took a shower with my girlfriend because we both
use this thing called the Baden mitten, which is it's folly,
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it's your whole body, but you can't get your back impossible,
So we'll take turns scrubbing each other's backs. And I
feel it is a very neglected part of your body
because you can't reach it. Why can't you get a
bank and mitten on a stick? Whatever? It's not the
same thing I've tried. I've tried. It's Baden baked bacon
sun baba. You can't do put on your back. Yeah,
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some block lathering session to score the sun block into
the tub and then lay down in it like a
foreign language to me. Sun block. You said you wanted
of pigment. Girl, got it. I got the melon in.
Scotty b is the best at this. He I don't
know what he does, but when he does that to
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your back, it's like the call. It's like you guys
like scratching, probably both, but definitely scratching or advocating from
to like start a business o back scratching. I feel
like there's something in there. Would you, I don't know,
what would you charge for something like that? Well, I
don't know. I went down do it tomorrow. Well on
the subway, I went down to the massage place and
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I said, do you do back scratch? And the lady
was like, I know, so they don't do that. They
that I don't even know, but I couldn't. It was
just I'm just trying to st I don't know what
kind of backs and it was. But anyway, um, when
they only do massaging, they don't do any backscratching whatsoever.
And I think that it's a forgotten art form. I
think that somebody could be very good at it make
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a lot of money. Back scratching. They'll scratching back I'm
really good at and I have nails for it. I
just walked in. But I'm just gonna tell you this
is the worst business idea. I have come up with
so many businesses, and you guys continue to knock them down.
The water one was my favorite. May give an example. Sure,
I think a massage, a good sixty to ninety minute
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massage is great, and you make money because of the
amount of time you're you're you're buying back scratching. I
don't know. My back can only take so much scratching
it maybe like thirty seconds, but it feels really good.
And I don't think I think you're you're not getting
it done by a professional where you're a professional back
Trevor Y backscracker, scraper scrapper. So how much time do
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you think realistically? Maybe a twenty minutes scratch? No, it
would scrape all your skin. I have an idea for
an experiment. Then, why don't we do a bit where
great t goes out in the street and opens up
a back scratching stand, and that would be good. I'm
just gonna pay and how much. They'll look, I would
pay for like five seconds of back scratching, but you
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can't charge a lot to make a lot of money.
I don't know how much profit is in five seconds
of scratching. But I'm not talking about like I'm not
talking about like this loofah where like I'm scratching you
down to like to your bleeding. I'm talking about like
a nice like if Brodie's sitting right next to me,
Brodie like this ready, Brody, feel this is getting weird?
How does that feel I'm scratching his backlaps that kind
of like that? Do me do me? No? No, no, no, no,
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no no, he's not doing me five minutes. The point
is how long can you stand having your back scratch.
I don't think it's that long, I'll say. If you
asked me now, i'd say a half hour. But I
don't know what I'll saying. What I'm saying, I think
it's a great fit tomorrow, don't touch me? Please? Can
you scratch in your lame thing? Back scratching? This is perfect?
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He never listened to him. Oh wow, that is it's right,
very nice. Oh really, relaxing that out of the way
he's doing it it's not digging into my it's really nice.
It's just good. And look, oh, keep going baby, you
have to add extra body parts? Like how much for
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the reaching out? Reaching you only did for I could
use I could use more podcast to Danielle And he
doesn't even have nails. He's like doing it with like, no,
I got the perfect for great t scratch for scratch.
He needs scratch. Oh that's good her hair. Now, I'm
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not saying it doesn't feel good. I'm just saying, ninety
minute massage. You can charge two. Yes, I've been waiting
out in your past. And I just get a recording
of daniel making that sound. He does do a really
good job. Can you do my head? You know what
this is like? When you go? Wouldn't you pay to
go to the hair salon? Ye? Like a twenty minutes massage.
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That's the only one I get. A few times I've
gotten massages or facials. The only thing I like in
my hands and my scalp these days. That's what I
call a haircut. That's good. You gotta get my head,
get my neck, get my back. Okay, and what about
your get your pa and your crack down there? Oh
that's a lower back like the lower back. Now do
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you pay extra per body part? Okay, see the thing
is time. I'm done. I'm with Elvis. You're done, I'll
have his extra you can come back. Yeah, I don't
want it. I don't want Elvis doesn't like other men
touch How can you like men touching? You don't know?
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What are you willing to pay for this by? Uh? Well,
I would say thirty, but I'm you know me, I'm cheap.
I'd say twenty. Yeah, I'll joom down to twenty. Yeah,
you could say that. I could say that how long. Oh,
I would go a half hour. But if he starts
talking them out, I don't believe it. I don't believe
anyone could go a half hour getting your backs crashed.
When I was a kid, that was my favorite thing.
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If my parents would scratch my back. Now my kids
come to me at night and go stratch my back.
Forty minutes. It's just yeah, maybe twenty. I mean, you know,
let's give it. The way he was doing it wasn't
really scratchy because he doesn't have nails. It was kind
of like his fingertips. It was a little bit. Yeah,
you think like a deep massage. Would be better than that.
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I want all you have to do it. You have
to do the skin on skin. But if you scratch
like with nails, and you bring the blood to the
surface and then you just like lightly feather handed with
your other hand, like it tingles like crazy? Gonna do that?
You're sounding kind of Pervy's were all enjoyed it, and
that's what I'm saying. Look how that you made, Like
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how your blood just like rushed out of your think
about it. We just appreciated great teeth for a minute.
Amazing is that it helps you relax, even if it's
for ten minutes. How come you never relaxed? Nobody scratched
my back. I need somebody scratched my back. That's the
problem your guys really about. It's about him getting his
back scratch. If we all get into a train, I'm
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gonna do that for each other prior to the show starting,
and then when the show starts, we're gonna feel so
great scratching trains. I got a great idea for tomorrow. Look, god,
he's doing it. It's so nice if you go out
tomorrow tea and you're scratching people's backs. I got a
great twist on this bit. But if we do it now,
I can't tell you now, Gandhi my like, I'm getting shivers.
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That feels closed. Oh my god, I can see I
would pay fifty bucks for half an hour. Okay, showing out.
If this bit is an idea, this is a ten.
We all agree your water idea from a few episodes
ago as a zero. You know, if she keeps my back,
I'll agree to everything. I'd be like, yeah, you're right
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on the moon. We did it, We did yeah, easily persuaded. Alright, well,
can we transition to something else now that you've got
this brilliant idea? And because I wanted to bring up
Elvis's hat for a second, the fact that he actually
looks good to hat for once, my red cock. What
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Elvis has said before, he's not a hat guy. I
think this hat actually fits you. You know. I tell
you why. I hat to look a little better on
me now because I gained a little weight and so
I don't have that really extra scrawny old man head now,
A little bit of a chin on the old man
hand that had in particular looks good on you. Some
are too big, have too much of a crown and
looked like when he was heavier, it looked like a
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yamaka no matter what how big that was. Well, there's
actually it's a picture of a red rooster his New
York n y on it. And this is from a
efnie Germanta German. Ona's husband's restaurant, which is a great deal, Cynthia,
Stephanie's dad, his dad. It's called art Bird at Graham Central.
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They have these hats. So I got one today, Lucky.
You do when you flip it up like that, you
look like a paper boy. That's cute or maybe a
breakdanswer on the street. That's what I was gonna say, Nate,
it looks good. And Elvis is not a hat guy.
Not a hat guy. He doesn't he's not into sports.
It doesn't like wear a lot of baseball you with hats, Brody, Yeah,
I have. I have a huge collection of hats, which
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is a problem homes though. That's what my wife says
when I want to buy more hats, just you don't
wear them. Yeah, but I like them. Yeah, you know
what it is. I find him to be a pain
in the butt with the headphones and they're get in
the way, and then the kind of hair I have.
If I take the hat off, it's mangled. I get
hat head. Like Scary takes a hat off, his hair's fine.
I take my hat off, it's got like a ring around.
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Headphones go right over her hats. It's really good on
you tomorrow and with a hat and then headphones at
the gym. Same. I'm surprised of all the fashion accessories
that you've had over the years that you've never entertained
wearing a caps doing the show. I wear. I wear
hats on the weekends when I don't want to, like
when I take the dog. If I could live in
a baseball hat, I would here it's not acceptable. But
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I actually look great in cowboy hats. I really do.
Oh you know what, we could bring that back. When
I go fishing. I've gone fishing with my dad at
West and you do wear like a cowboy hat because
it's very sunny. And I look great in the cowboy hat.
If I walk around the streets in New York City
with a cowboy hat on, who's that jacket and the cowboyture? This? Yeah,
straighten eate wearing a cowboy hat and he has like
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a piece of wheat coming out of his mouth and
he's like chewing on it. Overalls with nothing on. I'm
not gonna wear overalls with another a cowboy hat. Come on, man,
he's already wearing the flannel. I do have to know
I look good in the cowboy at I'll tell you
right now, I look great. One can be confidently. That's
odd that you find yourself to be attractive and things.
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Some people actually have a hat head like you have
a hat I had. I looked better in a hat
than I do without it. She dressed up as Jesse
James for Holly. I think I should I have a
mask face. I'm a guillotine. Just chu my head off.
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Carry's got muzzle breadth over his face. Perfect. Man, all right,
I'm gonna sit here to enjoy your show. Okay. I
think looking good in your hat kind of run out
of gas. I think we could over Justin Timber like
last night. I can't stop thinking about it. I'm thinking
about it. I think you should I had. I mean,
I saw him when he was in Boston. It was
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an amazing show, and the best part about it was
I flew my sister in because she's a huge Justin
Timber league fan. I've never in my life ever seen
her fan girl, and that was the one time she did.
It was wo made it such a great show, Elvis.
Everything was just the stands out. He's just an ultimate showman.
I mean, his voice is great, his dancing is great,
the staging is awesome, the lighting, his band, his singers,
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his dancers, everything was perfect in that show last night.
Did he do any covers last night? You remember that
time you took me and he did ABC? He didn't
buy the Jackson five, but he did, No, he didn't.
There is this I don't want to give anything away,
but there is this one time in the concert where
a lot of his singers get to perform on their
own and they were doing covers, like like just a
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few minutes of covers each around the campfire. It was
who show that really showcased like what a badass he
is because he played the keyboard, he played the guitar,
He dances, he sings, and it's all live. I was like, God,
he's amazing. Do you have all the talent and I
have none? You know, he's just JT just has all
the talent and we have none. Said he hoarded it,
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and I like, if you see him twice. He should
come on our show at least once. Okay, I agree
with that. Yeah, I think if you sit close enough
tomorrow night, you should hold up a sign that says
be there tomorrow at eight, you know, get him in here.
He was awesome. Now I can't. I can't let him
see me in the audience twice. He'll think I'm little,
I'm pervy like that. We're a mask. Hold up a sign,
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I'm here for the sneakers, your mask. So and answer
to your question. Great, and thank you for asking. Everything
was great about his show. It's just it was awesome.
It was great. You know, Alex went not really expecting
anything like, okay, I'll go. He was just vibrating when
he left. He loved that show. Realize how many songs
you know, oh the hits coming and even the stuff
from the new album which I happened to love. They
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were so beautifully choreographed, and the staging everything just made
it just a century overload thing. Okay, back to you.
Can I ask you a question? We get back to
me because you've been to a lot and I think
everyone has. What's your favorite concert you've ever been to
as of now? Justin Timber like, I don't know, you
know what I gotta say, God, where do I start?
Maybe a good concert, share it pretty good. Fifteen minute
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