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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hand us together, and we're going to stop
and party start. I'm ready to party the Elvis Duran
after party. Oh it's the after show podcast. Let's go.
So you were in the Bahamas having dinner. Who was
at the table?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
All of us were there? Who were there? But the
people who I was specifically speaking to were Abby and
her sister Andrew Brandon myself. I think that was it right?
It was us.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, we love traveling with Abbey, by the way, and
so what happened? What conversation came up?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So we started talking about, Hey, what is a weird
pet peeve that you have? What are things that just
take you off? And some of them were very understandable,
like if we're out and somebody ignores whoever we're with
to talk to us, doesn't even acknowledge, that's kind of annoying.
But then Abby slid in with some ridiculous ones that
then sent us down a weird path.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Abby, pet peeves.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
When men have allergies.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Agreed, it's not so much if you have an allergy.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, maybe it's not so much a pet peeve as
much as it is. I'm just like, this is, how
are you like in your thirties with a peanut allergy, like,
grow up. It's just it feels childish, real thing, totally.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
For women and children.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Hold on, hold on. These are lifelong allergies, are they not? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
No, like it is. I'm just kind of like, you know, okay,
I kind of. I mean, two of my best friends
are twins. But I'm like, you're in your late twenties
and you have a twin? How old are you?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's so childish? Go away?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, nor do I want them to.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I just okay, give me more. These are great?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh she said, can I give one that?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You said? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
She said, blonde men, you didn't grow out of that?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You blonde man?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Being nothing I love. Trust me, there are plenty of
blonde men out there that I love that. It's not
that I find them unattractive. I just again, being blonde
is for women and children.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Doesn't make sense to me, like, if you are past
a certain age as a man, you should have dark hair.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well wait, what if you're gray? Like, fine, that's totally
fine that when I went blonde I should not have
done that. No, that's fine. You're saying that because because
you don't want to like, you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Made a fun choice. That's totally different than like somebody
who's just like you're you're naturally blonde.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Blonde.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Exactly, Pete.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
They can't change it, and I just just it's I
don't know, we're not in kindergarten anymore. People's girl.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I love her. Okay, what about guys with blue eyes?
So sorry, Froggy, you blue eyes grown? How childish blue
eyes are?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Normal? Blue eyes are fine. I don't know, the blue
eyes are not. It's not like an only children.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Also, she also doesn't appreciate when people cough like a
toddler like you hate that.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It makes me like, so.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like, were you like, don't cover your mouth and you
stick out your tongue like young children do in public.
It makes me really there was a there was a
person on our flight in front of me and Andrew,
a grown man who was doing that, and it was
making me really angry. It was making me Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Mean we all have pet peeves.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I mean, for instance, when I'm in the city walking
to the sidewalk and tourists stop and start walking backwards
and looking up pet peeve.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But that's a rational pet peeve. R. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm not saying it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Shockingly. Do you guys know Abby singles?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I actually I do find it shocky the Abbey single
because she's a She's awesome, hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I have a pet peeve and it's about Abby.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I hate when people ask for favors and then you
do them the favor and then they back out of
wanting that favor. Like when Abby, Abby's like, hey, can
you get me and eight people into that hot restaurant
on Saturday night?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Could you make a phone call for us?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
So I said, no problem, this is a place that
you six people on a Saturday night primetime reservation at
a small restaurant.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I did the thing, I got the favor done.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
They called me back, tied it up into a bow,
and then I go back to Abbey and I said, here,
it is Saturday night, just like you wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And she goes, oh, yeah, I just asked my friend,
and we don't. We don't really want to go.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I apologize a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We're going to pass, but it was but I went
to great.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Sorry.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
It's like when I get people contract, not just you,
but I get people contract, take it for things, and
then all of a sudden Oh wait, wait, we can't
go that night.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Forget it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Maybe that was a peanut alix or I felt really
bad if that help, Maybe didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm a pet peeve about scary we all do, Okay,
what yours?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Scary?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yells at me if I take leftovers, like I'm just
supposed to waste the food and leave it there if
it's not a clear if it's a clear container, I'm
not allowed.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
To take it cool container leftovers because I look because
it looks weird when people are staring at you in
the elevator, like.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Oh look at that fooar. You care.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Here's my pet peeve, here's my scary pet peeve. You
think people care? This goes back to it, is it scary?
How can you never eat in a restaurant by yourself
and go see a movie by yourself because people will
think I'm a loser. No one's thinking about you, No
one's thinking about you across the room. They don't know you,
they don't care.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
I've gotten over it because it's sometimes I get hungry,
so I actually have to go in by myself.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But the movie thing, I'll never do at nine o'clock
at night, No way.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
So what's everyone of the theater thinking about you? If
you're by yourself in the theater, last this.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Person alone on a Saturday night, prime time in the
movie theater.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Is this a little bit of a narcissistic thing?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's craziness. He literally said to me, I had, I
had my leftovers. I had a clear top. He said,
can you know please, You're gonna walk down the street
with me in that and then get into my car
with clear leftovers.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's gonna think you're poor. I was like, oh god, no,
that's weird.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
You know what, though, if I did see Scary sitting
in the theater by himself on a Saturday night, I
would check to see if his hands was down his pains.
We think that about him all the time right now.
For instance, the king of pet peeves is Scotty b.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I have so many. I have so many, But I
mean the one that I think bothers me the most,
which is really stupid, is when people slurp. Like, if
you slurp in my presence, I will probably punch you.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What a boring sex life?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
What that one?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'll let slide. But like Nate will come in here
and purposely slurp his coffee in my year. It makes
me insane.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
The wall you ready, No, no, I'm not listening.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh god, listening to it. People have hot soup and
they do that slurp thing. I just want to go
nuts again.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I guess the rows your sex life.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
And the other thing is that gas stations when those
idiots that put the price signs up the three or
the eight is upside down. I don't know why, but
it makes me nuts and I rip the magnets off
and I fix it.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh my god, stupid people.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
What about when people are drinking something and as it's
nice and refreshing and they go at the end.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I also like people who have hot burps after drinking beer.
It's like it sounds like this. My dad used to
do that on my face. Small liquor.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Let's go all right, so pet peeves we all have them?
Do we all have to take a vote?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Are Abby's pet peeves the most bizarre?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I support them all.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
One is ridiculous, out of it. Grow up and you
know most of us agree with it, but just won't
say it.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
So being brave, you.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Have dark hair, you're old.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
To have dark hair.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Day of pet peeves because I still have a lot more.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh, yes, more, definitely you have more.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Give us one more, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh god, okay, I I can't think of them more.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
They don't like toes out, but they don't like sneakers
at the beam. You just can't want to see your feet.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Wait, okay, wait, you can't wear sneakers at the beach
and you can't have your toes out.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You can't have feet to keep your feet the.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Beach is totally different. But like, if you're just like
I think, barefoot in situations where you shouldn't be barefoot
is more what gets me.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Give me an example in the city. See if you're
just like.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wearing a shoe that's really thin, you're that low to
the ground in the city like this, and you have
no Like, that's crazy and disgusting. I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Not a fan pet Peeves.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Also red lipstick. If you have red lipstick on a date,
I won't date you. Why why it just tried? Like
the Taylor Swift read, No, I can't. I won't even
see you. I'll probably leave. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, Well, you just don't like that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Sorry, probably don't want to date you either.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So is that Scotty can go on and on and on. Yeah,
because he's the kids the captain of pet Peeves.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Can I just have this one last thing please? I
have a very good friend who broke up with a
girl he was dating because every time they would go
to dinner she would take a bite, make him wait
to take his bite, hold up her fork and say cheers,
and make them toast the food.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I can't do this. Yeah, I would let that go.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, all right, all right, another those madness
Speaker 1 (09:40):
El mister ran after party